PEDOPHILE DRAGON CONFIRMED

>Americans

>>26933332
>Pedophilia is an American thing

>>26933344
>Implying it isn't

>>26933344
Obsession with it is an American thing.

More like Flaccid Pokemon.

>>26933344
No, assuming any interaction between an unrelated adult and a child = pedophilia is American.

>>26933309
>Likes kids
>Must be a paedophile!!!!

land of the free, everybody.

You know who else hangs around schools and parks?

Me, the gentle paedophile!

>>26933309
>projecting your pedophilia on a cartoon creature

>>26933358
>Obsession with it is an American thing.

Nah, it's a Japanese obsession.

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>>26933332

>>26933309
>le old men are pedos XD
>>>/b/

>>26933392
No, it isn't. Thinking everyone is a pedophile is typical of Americans. The fabricated Satanic shit from the 1980s and 1990s fucked you guys up hard.

>>26933309
>Pedophile
>posted by a spic
Checks out

>>26933309
>9'10"
>407lbs
Holy shit

>>26933354
>Prophet Muhammad was a massive pedophile, effectively making the entire religion centered around it
>pedophilia is a huge part of Japan's culture
>pedophiles present in every country worldwide
>is an american thing
Do you take pride in being retarded?

>>26933309
Lmao, the tweet has 666 "me gusta"s

>>26933438
He takes pride in triggering you for not understanding the implication he was making.

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>Not naming your Drampa Uncle Paul

>>26933309
>looks like snoop dogg
>sap sipper
>likes children
pssst, kid. wanna buy some dank weed?

>>26933332

How do you know OP isn't Canadian or British or whatever?

>Most of /vp/ doesn't know what it's like to have a kickass loving grandfather
>It explains a lot

>>26933438
see >>26933378

>>26933438
Sorry, we can't hear you over our dulled senses, if now total obsession, over underage waifus and lolis

>>26933454
Only Americans obsess about everyone being a pedophile, whether they are or not.

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>Alright everyone but Ash keep your pants on and let's figure this out.

>>26933309
>the placid pokemon
Will it be able to breed?

>>26933309
I knew it! I I made a thread about it yesterday and got called an autist. This will show them.

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>>26933456
>tfw grandfather on father's side died when I was a kid
>he used to teach me tons of shit, and was always nice to me
>tfw I was left with a bitch grandmother and a bitter old man as my grandparents

>>26933456
>mfw my kickass loving grandfather died when I was still a kid

Feels.

>>26933309

Pedophilia don't exist in Pokémon.

>>26933450
Ok, what was the implication he was making then?
>>26933464
That's not what he was saying. Do you have any reading comprehension at all?

>>26933354

Nah, it's a UK thing. When they aren't letting Pakis rape their little girls en masse it's their politicians are doing it.

>>26933499
see>>26933391

>>26933454
the fun thing is that I'm from Barcelona, but don't tell to them, it's funny how they throw shit to americans.

>>26933520
>I know, I'll just direct him to an insult posted in a completely unrelated conversation! It'll be epic!

>not liking little girls
Even if they arouse you, as long as you don't touch them in ways you shouldn't, it's fine. No wonder Americans are so fucked up and see pedophilia everywhere, but then again, they let child molesters in Hollywood.

>>26933491
Mine died recently and dementia got him until he sometimes didn't even recognize me
Shit fucking hurt, I love Drampa and seeing people shit on it over le pedi memes makes me sad that they just the worst out of people in general

God, I miss most grannies/grandpas that were extremely bro, sitting down and talking to me, giving me advice, they're just like you anons...They just need company, some of them were rather lonely to the point of treating me as their own kid.

>>26933541
>spic being immature and unfunny
How typical.

>>26933453
Ooh, so close, but our judges confirm that weed cannot be sipped. Sorry about thaf. The answer we were looking for is of course, "Gin and Juice"

>>26933541
>outing himself as spic
now that's a new low

>>26933568
>Northern Iberians
>Spics

>>26933568
>>26933579
>Barcelona
>spic

Heh, how american.

>>26933358
>>26933378
>>26933418
>>26933469
I always love a good excuse to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw

>>26933456
Literally the only person on this board who doesn't know this feel is OP. My grandfather visits me every birthday and even still give me birthdaybucks!

>>26933545
>pedophile thinks it's weird that others aren't pedophiles and dislike pedophiles
Top fucking kek

>>26933554
Pedo*
Just see**

Sorry English is not my first language and autocorrect isn't helping.

>>26933586
Heh, nothin personal kid Psssh

>>26933541
el chicANO

>>26933484
The word you're looking for is flaccid. Placid means calm.

>>26933309
>gentle and wise grandfather Pokémon
>unfunny underage children that grew up on YouTube and minecraft garbage throw pedo jokes around
Typical.

>>26933596
>reading comprehension

>>26933309
+1

>>26933309

>Based on Falcor
>Doesn't have Super Luck

Ayy

>>26933541
>barcelona
>literally cucked state
even worse than being a pedophile

>>26933586
>spic doesn't cover all Spanish speaking countries
Ebic maymay friendo

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>>26933309
There's literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile

burgerland is obssesed with calling everyone a pedophile, it seems

>>26933438
Bringing up Islam when you don't even know or have the heart to get to know the religion. Fuck off please.

>>26933656
You don't have to be a pedophile to be a creep.

>>26933656
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with ruining children's lives due to your inability to see what's wrong with your mentally ill fetish.

If this is a pedo then Falcor is a pedo too.

Fucking grow up already.

>Being kind to children is pedophilia

>>26933684
>defending a religion that openly supports pedophilia, beating women, and the execution of nonbelievers
There's something seriously wrong with you.

>>26933344
It is a gay thing.

>>26933731
>openly supports pedophilia, beating women, and the execution of nonbelievers
sounds like Utah to me

>>26933656
(you)

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ITT: The great U.S.A once again proven to be the center of the universe.
>mfw Salty foreigners using the same "everything is americans" logic.

>Likes children
>le pedo xD

I bet you think golden retrievers and other family dogs are pedophiles as well

>>26933692
You speak like a rabid feminist who says that heterosexuality is cancer. Don't you realize how stupid you sound?

>>26933587
>british "humour"

this is terribly unfunny

>>26933786 ***--->(((you)))<---***

Canadian here.

Why do Europeans accuse every little thing of being "an American thing?"

Seriously, this is the first time I am hearing that making pedo jokes is apparently American.

>>26933495
prove it, richard

>>26933878
its generally just the british and they're jealous that we usurped them as cultural leaders lmaoooo

Does anyone else realize that Drampa resembles those springy dragons they have in parks and playgrounds? Maybe that has something to do with why they show up in parks.

>>26933878
Europoors are just salty about their country being overrun by welfare monkeys who rape their women.

>>26933845
Thanks, I hadn't eaten yet and those (You)s are delicious.

>>26933912
>Europe is one country

>>26933656
>D-Delaware
Y-you too

>>26933656
Damn Joe Biden is definitely a pedophile. That's terrible.

>>26933934
>I've never made a typo before!

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>>26933684

>>26933754

So how many gays have they been throwing off rooftops in Utah over the past couple years?

>>26934010
He's just making shit up, ignore him.

>>26934010
Holy shit it's a joke you dumb faggot.

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>>26934010

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>>26933607

>>26933684
Get out of this board and my country.
Terrorism and crime against humanity based cults are not welcome here.

We all know what is Islam and what it brings to the Western countries, so does the police and the locals who have to deal with this, so do those who live in Islamic countries and want to leave it but can't for obvious reasons.

Literally blow yourself.

>>26933912
Hilarious hearing this from a nigger infested country leeching yoru taxes under food stamps and shit or white trash literally living on canned food.

>>26933543
It got your shit stinking, so it seems to have done its job.

>>26934679
Chill.

>>26933450

What implication could he be possibly making

>>26934679
I'm not American
I'm Iraqi and I currently live in Germany

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>>26934820

>I'm Iraqi and I currently live in Germany

>>26934820
Shh, anon, ignore these shitlords.

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>>26933332
Could be worse.

>>26934857
>a tumblrina defending a sandnigger
Oh I'm laughing.

>>26933456
ain't my fault they smoked themselves into cancery graves before i was born

>>26933656
Jill looks so fucking embarassed

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>>26933684
Spotted the muzzie.

>>26934986
>>26933935
Right wing beliefs are literally spreading across all of western civilization right now. Well, except for irrelevant countries such as Canada.

>>26933309
>407.9 lbs
dam its tru

>>26935111
>right-wing

>>26933935
Hope you realize there's no other country as pedophobic as America.

>>26933309
a gentle dragon that protects children and people
> a pedo

FUCK OFF KEEMFAG

>>26933309
Sap sipper?
Fucking awesome old stoner dragon.
Plus it hangs out with kids like the dragon from never-ending story

>>26934986
Getting pretty sick of tumblr converging with the rest of 4chan and telling us how they're pretty sick of /pol/ converging with the rest of 4chan even though there's always been a bit of /pol/ in every board even before /pol/ was a thing.*

in what shithole does this board live in where a random old dude creepy around a school or park full of other people kids isn't just a little bit of a problem?

>>26935337
Wouldn't be a shithole if that kind of shit isn't a problem.

>>26933451
I don't got no candy in there unca paul

>>26935278
Just because there are people pointing that out it doesn't mean that's suddenly a good thing. Politics have especially no place on a board centered on a fucking kids game.

>>26935337
Random old dudes don't tend to be gentle and totally disinterested dragons you fucking braindead americuck.

>>26935337
It's basically an old stray dog showing up
at a park

>>26935158

Well, yes. Nationalism is on the rise all over the place.

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>>26935337

Drampa's not an old creepy dude though, he's a big old lovable animal that protects children.

>>26933765
I noticed the same thing my friend.

>>26933454
Actually it's pretty clear he's from a Spanish-speaking country, if you look at the screenshot.

>>26935390
>doesn't mean that's suddenly a good thing
Says you. It was never a problem until we got flooded with tumblrinas and redditors who get triggered by the slightest politically incorrect remark.

>>26935461
>nationalism
>right-wing

>>26935489
If they restricted themselves to racist jokes about Iris and co it wouldn't be that much of a in issue, being politically incorrect it's their thing, can't do shit about it. The problem is when they try to force random crap that simply don't belong like Drampa's and Yungoos' case.

>>26933765
10/10 would train Braviary then release it in the name of freedom.

>>26935524
you don't keep up with the news, do you?

>>26935552
Left and right are shitty inaccurate labels. Nationalism can belong to both sides.

>>26935497
You have mental and emotional problems. Unfortunately for you, even /qa/ has blown out you crybabies.

Stop shitposting anytime.

>>26933635
>American education
Only the Spanish speaking former colonies.

>>26935570
it's been spouted for years, man

nationalism = evil = extreme alt-right super nazi hate groups

>>26935589
Politics don't belong on a board about video games.

>>26935589
You're the one obsessing over shit that's simply not there senpai.

You fucktards need to stop shitposting about how /pol/ is suddenly a problem when it has never been one.

>b-but muh derails!

If a thread gets derailed, it was shit in the first place. They were just doing you a favor. Fuck off shitposters.

Beserker or Sap Sipper. Rip kids.

>>26935532
>a joke about how a pokemon looks like Trump
>a joke about how a pokemon is a pedophile because it looks like an old man and like to be around children
Oh god, the horror! People are making politically incorrect jokes about pokeymans!!! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
Like I said. Triggered by the slightest politically incorrect remark.

>>26935629
I'd sip those kids' sap if you know what I mean?

>>26935622
If their intent is to shitpost I have no problem with it, that's part of board culture. What I don't like is people being retarded on purpose.

>>26935532
>only certain people can make connections and jokes
Pretty sure even vidya news outlets were making articles about Yungoose, like kotaku and stuff.
>getting memed on this hard to boot

>>26935602
How? I'm not the one constantly crying about an imaginary enemy everyday. Fuck, I've had some shitposter say I'm from 9gag or 8gag or something because I called out everyone in the censorship threads, OP and the ones attacking OP (in a retarded fanboyish way).

>>26935601
Good thing this thread and 99% of the catalog is pokemon then. Don't like it, then hide it.

>>26935552
You haven't adressed what he said. I see where you might be coming from, but that's also not a very intelligent way of thinking.

>>26935658
>Kotaku
at least you could try

>>26935652
What I don't like is people being retarded on purpose.
That's the basis of shitposting, m8.

>>26935632
Problem is they're not joking, most of the time they're 100% serious about it.

>>26935671
Was just an example. Was some news site or two or three. Didn't look at them long or even click them.

>>26933571
Weed tinctures can be sipped

>>26935683
Serious about what? About how a pokemon kind of resembles Trump and how another kind of looks and acts like a pedophile?
Anon, those are jokes.

>>26935673
That's not what I meant but I couldn't find a better wording, meh.

>>26935714
>American ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''humor''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>26935724
No, m8, that's just humor. Nothing american about it. Besides the theme of the jokes that is.

>>26933309
>old
>often at schools or parks
>has sap sipper
>has berserker
Bipolar pedophile.

>>26935714
Except that's false, I've seen people legitimately claiming Yungoos is based on Trump. Also even if they were indeed jokes I see no reason to push them so hard when they're quite honestly neither fun nor clever.

>>26935754
>Also even if they were indeed jokes I see no reason to push them so hard when they're quite honestly neither fun nor clever.
Where do you think we are?

This is a shit thread about a shit thing. You should all be ashamed. Especially me.

>>26935772
Fair point.

>>26933661
They're also obsessed with saying it's okay too

Fucking disgusting

>>26935835
I don't recall them saying that.

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>>26935845
They have an entire industry centered around the sexualization of minors. But god forbid you mention 2D lolis.

>>26935896
Oh, I see what you mean. There's a difference between loving little girls and capitalizing on that to promote degeneracy.

>>26935942
What's supposed to be worse?

>>26935955
>loving little girls
>helping destroy western civilization
hmmm I wonder.

>>26935967
Getting turned into a cash whore is the most your average woman will ever achieve so why even bother wasting time and resources trying to keep them as "valuable" members of the society?

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>>26933309
>owls
>slavposting
>then trumpposting
>maggot turning into crab
>now PedoDrampa and TriggeredFish

I can only handle so many memes, guys.

>>26936069
>wanting to watch your women become whores
Spoken like a fucking sandnigger. Fucking disgusting.

>>26935777
You shouldn't be afraid of those trips though. Goddamn.

>>26936130
Isn't that what capitalism is about?

>>26936139
No, commie, it's not.

>>26936149
Stop skipping history lessons famalam.

>>26933418
Yeah, because hanging around schools just so you can get in touch with kids is a totally normal thing to do.

>>26936149
Dr. Borous, pls

>>26935482
That doesn't mean he isn't from America :^)

>>26936157
Did you missed the part of Drampa being an animal-equivalent?

>>26936157

well it is a normal type :^)

>>26936191
>beastiality
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE

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so is this an official /pol/ thread

>>26936208
>degenerate
that's what they say about homosexuality 50 years ago, and how wrong they are today

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>>26933309
ok then, who'll be the Chris Hansen of Pokémon?

>>26936351
>wrong they are today
They were never wrong.

>>26935967
really makes you think

>>26933309
I want a picture of Drampa walking a preschooler across the road

>>26936391
Making pedophilia acceptable is the next logical step, I'm sure the SJWs will find some mental gymnastics that make it okay

>>26936391
Being labelled as a Homophobe is one of the worst possible things that could happen to any public personality.

>>26937937
>slippery slope fallacy
Pedophilia has always been OK, just don't do shit to kids.

>>26933309
I bet it can breed with baby pokemon.

>>26934912
I'm neither of them and I think you need a life.

>>26937937
Pedophilia has always been acceptable as long as you don't fuck any children.

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this is the worst /vp/ thread in existence.

>>26933332
You're just going to pretend nobody blew the lid off the Brits harder than they fuck their kids?

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>>26938141
Someone should post lolis to counterbalance its shittiness.

>sap sipper
What the hell is with these circumstantial abilities, who uses plant types

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>>26938179
Good plan. Throw in some feet and armpits, too.

>>26935967
What the fuck is western civilization? Houses?

>>26938009 >>26938060
And they laughed at me when I said this place was overtaken by tumblr

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>>26938237
You will never sniff these stinky, stinky armpits

>>26938271
>thoughtcrime
You need to reflect

>>26938287
Who are you quoting?

>>26938271
It's called not living in the United Cucks of America.

>>26938271
flat is law you worthless polcuck, go fuck a trump doll or some shit and stop messing around places you dont belong

>>26938179
>that convenient censorship

>>26938293
I greentexted the concept you referred to, the topic current

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>>26938179
Balance is slowly being restored to the force

>>26938307
I understood only half of those words, does it have anything to do with what I just said or are you just throwing a fit by talking to yourself?

>>26938311
Ah so you were strawmanning instead of replying to my actual post? Sasuga tumblr.

>>26933811
Like everything that's """""""""""satire"""""""""""

>>26938179
>>26938320
posting masucline nigger lolis is exactly what tumblr wants you degenerate shit

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Huh. I was wondering why it looked familiar to me

>>26938321
A strawman would be something you didn't say exactly, but you said exactly that.

>>26938334
>masculine
>Asians are niggers
Are you retarded?

>>26938321
>stating exactly what you were implying
>strawmanning
go back to your echochamber please

>>26933309
shitposting aside this is precious

>>26938334
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>masculine
You sure you're not gay? Not like that would be a problem but still.

>>26938341
?

>>26938367
She can do more pushups than you.

>>26938353
Who are you quoting?

>>26938339
NOPE

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>>26938320

>>26933309

>very gentle

>BERSERK

I don't think bringing Old Man Guts-Dragon to a school is a good idea...

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>>26938466
>She can do more pushups than you.

Maylene can do all of the pushups.

>>26933309
Flacid Pokemon

>>26933451
I'm naming mine Uncle Touchy

>>26933656
Joe Biden Thread?

>>26933344
Everywhere else pedophilia is legal

If a thread started in bad taste then the thread is bound to be shitty

>>26933430
It's probably buoyant like Wailord

>>26938721
Pedophilia is only illegal in some literal third world countries, probably not even there since thought crime is not something you can easily prosecute.

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>>26938763
I dunno, the lolis near the end are pretty nice.

>>26933309
Why is nobody talking about how we tall he is

>>26933765
Ain't it funny? They give Americans shit for being so self centered yet they can't stop thinking about that country themselves

>>26938493
Okay sonny-jim who's the trouble maker who has been calling you names?

>>26938812
Americans don't want to talk about themselves all the time, but everybody else keeps starting that conversation.

>>26938793
>can't find pokemon lolis on boorus since most of them are technically too old to be actual lolis
life is suffering

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>>26938854
It's close enough, really.

>>26933587
Humor dry enough I needed a drink

>>26938899
>Nasoyon
no thanks

>>26938899
Problem is they're missing the tag.

>>26936368
Sonata dusk pls

>>26933587
I didn't know student animations could get on tv in Britain.
Pretty low standards.

>>26935482
>me gusta
I just thought he was an underaged memer from the land down under

>>26934010
>Islam not involved
>burn faggots!

>Islam involved
>muh gays!

I love this place. Also, stop derailing the thread.

>>26934238
I'm glad someone else did this, when I realized what type of fish it was it was the first thing that came to mind.

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>>26933309

>gentle pokemon
>ability: berserk

>>26933587
I'm gonna need a drink after that.

>>26939341

>Also, stop derailing the thread.
>He says, responding to a post that was made like seven hours ago.

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>>26933309
>>26933389
>>26933470

It seems all /vp/ wants to do these days is force memes. Are you hoping to make an impact on the cultural pokemon zeitgeist? to what end?

this truly fascinates me

>>26933354
its actually a british thing

>>26933568
spaniards arent spics ameritard

>>26933635
nope spics are spanish speaking indios

>>26933731
okay islam sucks but this is /vp/ not /pol/

>>26934820
leave germania sandnigger

>>26933554
Mine died the same way a decade ago. Even worse is that I was raised by my Grandparents, so he was pretty much my best friend for my entire childhood. Fuck Alzheimer's.

>>26933595
I'm not OP, but I don't know that feel....

>>26938854
>technically too old to be actual lolis
nope