>go home >see pic related casually lying on your couch What do?

>>26141847
>ask it why it's there

Get my Garchomp to throw it in the trash.

Ask Mega when

Say: Right Flygon! Now megaev... oh wait

Star I'm marvel as I wonder if I'm dreaming. Approach it to make sure it's friendly. Check all news outlets to see if this is widespread.

If it is. I look for emergency contacts to find pokeballs for containment.

If it's just me. I keep quite and contemplate my next move.

>>26141938
Stare in*
Jesus Christ phones are fucking gay

>>26141938
pretty much this.

Also flygon is my number 2 bro, so I'd be pretty stoked.

>>26141847
Get the broom.

>>26141847
Laugh at it because it'll never get a mega.

>hug

>>26141847
No animals on the damn couch.
>>>/out/

Throw a bunch of ice cubes at it.

>>26142129

This.

>>26141938
Flygon has always been a bro since it was first introduced in RSE, I'd be excited to have one irl

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>>26141847
Approach slowly and ask her what is she holding in her paws

>>26141847
Stop snorting printer toners.

throw my pocket sand at it and run away

>>26143009
Why on earth would you think pocket sand would work on the monster that lives in sandstorms?

id send out my band dewgong, using ice shard to one hit ko it

where the hell does this giant sandbug get off casually sitting on my furniture?

what an idiot

>>26142392
looks like a burst heart or one of those synergy stone things from pokken