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>>28253122
>looks naive as fuck
>somehow has a stupider hat than Lyra
Really sparks some electrons in your thinking cap

>>28253159
You can't impregnate a 10 year old

>>28253122
because you're made for bullying

>>28253116
Sad, but true. But can they really be called "men"?

>implying you wouldn't wear a kick-ass bracelet
Next, you'll be telling me that fedoras are stupid, too, right? Nothing wrong if a gentleman wants to wear a cool-ass bracelet, OP.

>>28253116
Anon, that "kid" in the advert isn't really a kid but a 30 year old midget.

I'm going to buy both white2 and pearl versions for the equivalent of like 15 bucks to some facebook stranger.

Let's hope I don't get murdered.

>>28253096
You're meeting in public, right anon?

>>28253096
Well, at least you're getting a great deal. Both of those would easily go for $50+, although I don't much care for Pearl.

Mime looks like a molester
Dinos arms are to small to reach so obviously Dino wins

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>using an out dated picture of a Rex
Come on anon

>>28252988
Depends on who is the plaintiff and who the defendant is

Mommy issues

Imagine living your entire life enraged because you hate what you've become

Oh wait

>>28252927
evolutionary adaptation

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>>28252889
I fucking love Staraptor. If it wasn't for Talonflame, he'd be the best regional bird. Like them both though.

Anyway, I'll go with Hawlucha, for me at least. I didn't expect to like him as much as I ended up.

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I always thought it was trash because the only thing Misty's ever did on the show was job. Finally ended up using it while playing White 2 and fell in love

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>>28252889
Toxic boost + swords dance + facade = stupid amounts of damage with good coverage skills if it had access to extreme speed or more speed it would easily be BL or OU

>>28252849
Because you did it with your friends. Nowadays you're the only one who still plays Pokemon.

>>28252849
Because you're an underage who has never used a link cable trying to bait

>>28252859
>have friends that still play pokemon
>never want to battle them because they don't understand basic competitive elements

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So apparently both Serebii and Bulbapedia are full of shit, according to stadium 2

>>28252923
"no"

>>28252823
>what is the gambler's fallacy

>>28252823
5% means it will appear 5 out of 100 encounters. If you're only at 60 encounter, it's technically not wrong

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>calling pokemon their japanese names

Guys! GUYS! Remember when Lizardon wouldn't listen to Satoshi??? So funneh! XD hehehe

>>28252795
>booru uses japanese human names but english pokemon names

Fucking weeaboos.

>Ashimari
English please

>>28252720
>Ashimari
Who

>>28252731
>>28252741
Popplio

>>28252620
Poliwhirl was on everything back then.

>>28252620
Just eat Lucky Charms and stream old Pokemon episodes on a Saturday morning.

>>28252630
I never thought about this but it's true, why?
>>28252645
>you will never again drive route 66 in an old chevy
>MUH JUST BUY A USED ONE AND GO FIND WHATS LEFT OF THE ROAD
It's not the same and you know it

>>28252480
I love her not sure what her team would be but it would be all dark and psychic types

>>28252480
PROBABLY A NIDOQUEEN SINCE SHE'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN NATURALLY.

I see her having
>Gothitelle (main)
>Druddigon
>Grumpig
>Conkeldurr
>shiny Gardevoir
>Darkrai

>>28252679
Why would you say that??

>>28252388
Gen 4, retard.

>>28253886
No?

>>28253886
?

Groundon is shit. It deserves it.

Just goes to show how much better & cooler Groudon is that he can still hang

And they made it even more retarded in ORAS where Primal Groudon was literally DESIGNED to shut down Primal Kyogre.

Shit, congrats ohpee. I'm very very close myself, just need to finish catching legends now. Should be done by next week

>SM come out
>Have to rebreed for new movesets
It never ends

>>28252812
That's part of the fun anon.
Plus, breeding will now only take 5 minutes tops. As you wouldn't have to worry about IVs ;)