Fuck
Marry
Kill
>>29778004
Fuck Lana
Marry Lana
Kill Lillie and Mallow
Fuck Popplio
Marry Bounsweet
Kill myself
>>29778004
Fuck Lana, marry Lillie, don't care about Mallow.
You're in the pokemon center when this guy comes out of an interdimensional portal and slaps your starter's ass, what do?
Keep in mind he has 139 base attack and Beast Boost
>>29777997
box my starter
>>29777997
Moonblast.
>>29777997
Sacrifice my full-health Talonflame and Choice Band Brave Bird the fuck out of it to kill them both.
Incineroar celebration thread.
He's finally the new Greninja.
>>29777969
Don't get ahead of yourself.
>>29777969
>60 (sixty) base speed
>>29777969
In what way?
What does Mew's signature Z-move do?
Does damage and sets up Psychic terrain.
A nuke, then sets out Psychic Terrain.
>>29777967
...Really? Is that fucking all it does? Mewtwo gets not one, but TWO Megas that are both fucking OP, and all Mew gets is a Psychic Terrain that does damage?
Did you guys miss me while my younger sister was filling in for me, /vp/?
Is this because evolite is ded
>>29777947
yes
Weren't Rockruff and the starters supposed to share a secret? I assumed it was the form thing, but we know now that isn't the case. What was it?
>>29777921
unique z-moves
>>29777921
The secret is that they both have no secret
>>29777921
Starters have z-moves
Rockruff evo has 2 forms
Only weird translating made it seem like they shared a secret
but seriously if i go online will nintendo ban me? if I go online with ANY game will they see my leaked game? ARE THEY WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE?
>>29777838
Yes you will be banned, the Nintendo Ninjas will creep into your house at night and behead you and your entire family with be sent to the antarctic
People are just being paranoid
The only bans you could get in XY/ORAS were if you game synced to the PGL and used heavily modded saves on Battle Spot. But the PGL isn't even up yet for S/M.
>>29777838
But anonWe were Nintendo the whole time
>UB's are catchable
>they have their own typings and movepools
>they have it's names besides UB codename
I mean, what's the point? They're just a pokemon but with weird ass designs without faces
>>29777823
Actually UB-Bamboo has a really cute face.
>>29777823
Shock factor to draw people in
>>29777823
Only jellyfish and not-Guzma are missing faces.
What isshethinking about?
>>29777687
She is thinking in make a Spirit Bomb
her next dose for dem titties
"Why am I a shitty Sylveon?"
People that are saying that Sun/Moon sucks are only saying it because their favorite pokemon doesn't have the stats/typings they wanted. Sit the fuck down. That does not determine if a game is good or not. So just shut up and let the people with Review Copies actually go out and do their jobs and give an actual review on Sun/Moon while you fucks play the game illegally and complain for no reason.
>>29777665
I've never said the games suck, but I sure do wonder why 90% of the dex is slow as shit for no reason.
>>29777665
>meanwhile my favorite Pokemon got a stat boost on Sun/Moon
This and also to let the remainder of us enjoy it when it comes out on release.
where can I find Salandit?
>>29777580
Second island, in the volcano area.
>>29777593
how do people know all this shit if it hasnt come out yet
>>29777638
Have you been living under a rock?
Say hello to your new god, VGC.
>spore
>strength sap
>spotlight
>fairy
It's basically Amoongus 2 but with better move like strenght sap and spotlight which is a better rage powder. However because of it's fairy typing it has a x4 weakness and it has less base HP than Amoongus so it will be easier to kill. Plus now with the tapus and electric/fairy terrains spore might be less useful.
I'm sure it's going to be a great pokemon in VGC17 but not as popular as Amoongus in VGC15.
>30 base speed
>4x weak to poison
Kakuna used Poison Sting!
In all seriousness, its lackluster abilities and meh HP stat don't really impress me. I don't see how it can stand out against other more useful fairy types but it may serve a niche role
>no Rage Powder
disappointing, was expecting a Fairy Amoonguss
Who the actual fuck is this guy?
It's verlisify
>>29777543
A guy wearing a Midnight Lycanroc fursuit
>>29777550
DELET
>D-Pad functionality completely gone from the overworld
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29777513
I agree completely. They could have kept it. I know people who have never played anything other than main Pokémon games are going to say
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-but ITS NOT GRIDBASED ANYMORE
guess what it doesn't actually matter.
>>29777753
Except walking in 3D space is awkward as fuck on a d-pad
Sauce: any non-gridbased 3D game on DS including Mario 64 DS
>>29777815
I say Mario Galaxy enjoys the nunchuck mobility
Is GF running out of ideas?
No, they're being more creative than ever.
^
>>29777444
> kukui is cucksexual
> mute player insert gets forced with the aryans
> everything in this gen is slow as shit
> only legends/tapus/ubs are good
> starters are gen5 part 2 electric boogaloo
Gamefreak was dropped on the head as a child