/brit/

might do a suicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPrmn61xZqg

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tfw no bf

>>7664
3 posts. No brit ip's

yanks fucking suck at humor. no good shows or comedians or movies have come out of america
*posts a simpsons pic*

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The so-called Empire, lads.

>>7665
Don't do it lad

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>>7667

>>73065235 #
thought he was black

YOU

YOU WORK ALL NIGHT

AND WHEN YOU WORK YOU DON'T FEEL ALRIGHT

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>>7668

>>7667
Me Jeremiah Gonzales

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can anyone transcribe what she says pls?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ppggjz53th

>>7670
Early season Simpsons was GOAT

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>>7670
it's okay to admit your countries failings my man

>>7667
me josiah and later jack

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>>7673

>>7674
Greater London

>>7675
BUT WHEN

WHEN THINGS START FEELING ALRIGHT

AND EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT

>>7676
If he doesn't want my business, fair play to him. I'll just shop somewhere that doesn't discriminate against me because I find twinks irresistible.

>>7678
no matter how far away you are, once you find your light, im sure it will lead you back here again

Exams in two weeks that I've not studied for then off to Berlin for a week to get solidly fucked up

Already had to resit the year so if I fail I'm fucked lads XD

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>>7686
ty soo much <3

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>>7682

me timothy james byrne in the flat spracklen house dukes place marlow sl72qh my rented flat since jan 2013 and before

>>7685
over here the courts have ruled against people who wouldn't serve gays.
Theres no such thing as freedom of religion for anyone other than muslims

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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irrelevant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

Post Uni, I really can't be fucked getting a job lads

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>>7689

>>7691
Are there any known cases of Muslims refusing to serve gays in the UK?

>>7692
louis is a lefty faggot

icelanders are a lost english tribe

>>7670
Simpsons was never really that funny, just comfy

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The supposed Imparatorlugu, fellas.

>>7697
You know where we are, come and get us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgG-Qx4ZZ4

Ch00n

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o

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>>7692

need a quirky, elfish icelandic gf

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Need a sexy hollywood latina millionaire gf

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>>7704

>>7698
fucking love the simpsons desu

Had seen every single episode aired at the point I was 12 years old. Love watching old episodes and getting the jokes that I didn't get back then.

Shame it won't end now though. It jumped the shark years ago

>>7700
>come and get us
and then what

>>7699
I got that game the other, but it looks real rough edgy any idea ?

>>7705

Is "latina" code for a dark-haired white girl?

bouncing on my boy's dick to this thread

>prossie offers me coffee after my session
>have a chat about history and the napoleonic wars
>she pulls out her degree certificate
>she got a first in history from york
>yet she's a prostitute

nice

need a communist gf

>>7692
irreverent not irrelevant

tried the thing called reddit to see what this business about our flag is and i spent twenty minutes cleaning it up and then realised you had to have an account made before yesterday baka actually pissed at my wasted time shant ever touch the site again

>>7708
Take me by the hand

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>girl I met last night said she might adopt a refugee child
>inner me

>>7709
I can't help you. Only you can help yourself.

I've been playing GSGs since 2012, and I never had any """help""". Even if I were to show you the proverbial ropes, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Figure it for yourself.

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>>7693

>>7704
irish names sound more elvish desu

>>7712
Was she British?

>>7712
the world is extraordinarily competitive now and if people wish to go to university they will have to network their arses off to make it worthwhile

doing the old <500 calorie diet for the week

>>7710
Not him but Latina's are fit as fuck

Would happily have spent 6 months to a year in San Quentin for some of the Mexican 17 year olds I saw in California

following in Andy Burnham's footsteps

>>7710
>Winter was born in Los Angeles, California, on January 28, 1998,[1] the daughter of Chrisoula (née Batistas) and Glenn Workman. She is the sister of actors Shanelle Workman and Jimmy Workman.[2][3][4] Her mother's family is Greek, while her father is of English and German descent.[5]

My bad, thought she was of Mexican descent

>>7715
still hate you a bit for even trying, we fucking warned you, you fucking walnut

I miss Nicholas Clegg of the Liberals

>>7712
I used to be good m8s with a pro pimp when I worked in this bar

not like how you imagine a pimp, but he's running a huge company with about a hundred prozzies and a website and flyers and everything and he's a multimillionaire

some of his girls were quite educated but the thing is if they're unscrupulous concerning sex theres no reason not to do it because they were all raking in 100-300k a year

one girl was 19 and already buying her own house in full

>>7719
damn. Well I wen't because I liked maths and I have been working class all my life, so I guess nothings changed (apart from the £30k of debt)

eating FRIED CHICKEN

>>7728
ugh

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>>7720
Tolkien based his Elves on the tall, hyper-intelligent, harmonious people of Ireland.

The Hobbits are the English, the Orcs are the Scots, and various insects and vermin represent the Welsh.

>>7715
not a clue what you meant by this
you don't need an account unless you want to post and even then you can create a throwaway with a fake email in seconds

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the gf

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TTY7la64SC

not bad

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>>7733
delet

>>7721
yes
>>7729
yes I know, but I just think that a first degree from york is a lot of effort for something that she'll never need with her current career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CozbhIX5Y0E

WTF I HATE YANKS NOW

>flatmate takes pill from my room
>messages me an hour later to say he doesn't feel anything

cheeky fucker

>>7733
More likely that the English were men, welsh were hobbits and scots the orcs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBfNaovmhHA

>>7735
syncs up nicely with what I was already listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtxnvmgcXi0

>>7734
Right now on reddit there's a community project. There's a virtual canvass in which users who have had an account for a day can colour in a square in this canvass, once every 5 minutes.

>>7738
How much did she cost?

>>7733
dwarves are the Scots if anything desu

Although obviously it's all based on Norse mythology anyway

>>7733
Proofs?

I mean I'd like to believe it but i dunno

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>The Samsung Galaxy S8 costs £689 up-front, while the S8+ costs £779.

Christ

>>7738
what did you two think of the Napoleonic wars

REALLY want a kebab but not sure I can be dealing with the drunken normalfags. Even the 24 hour garage seems like a mish

>>7729
How much are we really worth? Are we too valuable to sell our bodies for for 100k-300k a year?

>>7743
wow yeah it does

i know its alright
to feel dead inside
but its not for me
alriiiiight

:(

Just started listening to Tubular Bells on vinyl, think I need a new pair of underwear

>>7733
tolkien admired and was interested in welsh and the welsh people so that's unlikely

>>7747
hardly true lad. Tolkien drew from various European mythologies. I'm pretty sure things like dearves and elves are in Scandinavian mythology but tolkein altered them for his universe

>>7717
my mum and her gf are thinking of adopting a syrian refugee.
>tfw /pol/'s nightmare

>>7749
prussians ruin everything and napoleon was a good boy

>>7745
£40 for an hour
though I'm a frequent customer so I get a major discount

>>7733
hobbits are british
rohan and gondor and europeans
dwarves are scandies
orcs are turks

recommend me a comfy film
something with qt girls preferred but not required

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>REALLY want a kebab but not sure I can be dealing with the drunken normalfags. Even the 24 hour garage seems like a mish

>>7751
unless you're a woman you won't make that kind of scratch

lads how do i stop myself from thinking about a grill all the time

i just want to live my life and die alone like i'm destined to

>>7733
>le anarchist monarchist
Ah yes

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>Ireland

>>7733
>the Orcs are the Scots, and various insects and vermin represent the Welsh.
tremendous post

>>7760
salo

>>7759
dwarves are jews, tolkein even said so in answer to a letter from a fan

>>7762
I bet I could

fucking hate kikes. would kill them all without a second thought

>>7767
seen it

>>7763
Masturbate. She will varnish

>>7761
Assuming you live in a city, Uber will collect anything you want and deliver it to you

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>>7758
>£40 for an hour
The fuck? You must be making this up, the cheapest girl in my area is £50 for half an hour.

>>7761
kek wtf
seriously dont know what to do lad

>>7760
lost in translation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsj9sMDgh-A

>>7761
What's going on here then
I would REALLY like to be linked to the YouTube video happened

>>7758
It was Britain that fucked everything you spacker

Until he tried to sanction British goods Napoleon only tried to make peace with Britain (after destroying the Austrians and Prussians time after time). Britain kept funding continental opposition to Napoleon.

>>7756
His elves draw directly from Tuatha Dé Danann.

>>7777
fuck off pierre

>>7772
>>7750

>>7769
you could do a tour of britain selling your arse

>>7773
prossies give discounts to frequent customers if they like you enough

>>7777
hello pierre

>>7712
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""university"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of York

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britain runs int rn lads

>>7775
seen it
good suggestion though

>>7777
calm down froggy boy

>>7777
well we couldnt have such ideas like freedom being allowed to spread could we lad?

>>7760
Hook

>>7748
>tfw only just got the S7 a couple months ago

>>7780
bet daddy's proud

>>7774
Growing some balls would be a start

alri lads

how have you spent your weekend so far?

definitely spend too much time on 4chan
thinking about organising a holiday to finland based entirely on memes

>>7777
Sacre Bleu!

>>7789
Wrong

>>7760
vicky cristina barcelona

>>7784
lol
it wasn't york st john

>he does the virgin spacing

>>7783
>prossies give discounts to frequent customers if they like you enough
Yeah but £40? Don't believe you

why is /brit/ the comfiest general?

>>7782
I bet Icelanders are in much demand

>>7793
watching football
smoking the herbal jew
masturbating

overall a very interesting and productive weekend

>>7793
chatting to japanese and filipino women, Catsat for my mother, now drinking bourbon, not too bad so far. u?

>>7793
reading through my diss supervisors draft paper and giving him notes
fucking boring but he's helping me with mine so i'm returning the favour

>>7788
Literally it 2bh

Britain was so opposed to the French Revolution (rejected overtures from Napoleon even before he was Emperor) because it would fuel Liberal movements in the UK

>>7802
It can be your USP, if you market it right I can see making some very good money

>>7793
Went out to a few bars last night, had good time but everyone I was with was a lightweight. Watched the men kicking the ball earlier, had some nice food and then came on here.

>>7796
>comfy
>qt girls
>George Lucas snogging Carrie Fisher
>julia roberts giantess
>glenn close tranny cosplay
>subtle pro-pedophilia message

What about Hook doesn't fit his criteria?

>>7793
I went skating

>arseland

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>>7801
the banter

>>7801
>300 posts a second
>comfy

>>7789
seen it
>>7797
have not seen it, considering it

anyone doing a poo atm?

>cherrycrush hasnt done a cam show in a month
fucks SAKE lads

>>7793
insufflating illegal molecules

>>7793
Got some vinyls, had some drinks with mates, generally a good time. Thanks for asking

>>7793
doing fuck all. Didnt go out last night or tonight. Spent the day playing vidya
feel like im stuck in a rut desu

reading about the rambouillet conference
ahh yes... very illuminating...

>>7813
the conversation is comfy. except when that butthurt paddy comes in

>>7807
People used to travel far and wide to capture blonde and blue eyed people such as myself for slavery

>>7801
it's only comfy because it's 1 am here usually it's naff

>>7776
He was picking something up

miss the old shitposting about particular arrangements of molecules

>>7819
think you might be stuck as a runt

>>7815
yeah actually lol

>>7809
Julia Roberts was very QT in that film

>subtle pro-pedophilia message
what?

Reminiscing about when the local dominos used to be open until 4am on weekends and getting really angry

Only places that'll deliver now are pakis with a 0 hygiene rating

>>7824
t. said chair sniffer

black haired and green eyed is the true masterrace

green eyes are in fact the rarest eye colour

truly i am a superior gaelic man

who /finalfour/ here?

>>7800
£40 per week from me alone is a pretty good income for her
works out for her
works out for me
simple

>>7830
blue eyes look better so get fucked

eyes can't focus when i get tired lads
right one just chills out pretty hard and have to close it otherwise i get mad double vision

>>7829
haha you got me! enjoying my vacation in england so far

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>realise everything is a spook
>no happier
what keeps you going?

>>7827
>Peter Pan: I remember you being bigger

>Capt. Hook: To a ten year old, I'm HUGE

An actual exchange from the movie

>>7828
>hygiene rating
bender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSLB3PsIbg&index=9

post nasheeds

hybris

>flatmate now on the comeup
>messages me to say so
>I'm back at home drunk enough that I want to go out but it's too late and no friends are home

Fear of missing out intensifies

>>7830
everyone knows blue eyes are the ideal though.

>>7839
rasheed

>>7837
quite literally a paraphrase of "you're a big guy for you"
how do they get away with it?

>>7838
It's just vile food that I don't want to eat

>complaining about people spacing out thoughts in their posts

ISHYGDDT

>>7839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU3tRMZhM38

>>7841
its only one night mate. plenty of other weekends to party during.

>>7844
haha was just thinking this

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Hello Everyone!
This is, running on empty...

FOOD REVIEW!

really, really need a poo

might bring my phone so I don't miss out on anything

don't want to be caught shitting if a fresh new gimmick should arise

>>7848
Exams are in 2 weeks so tonight was probably the last night I'd head out until then

It's stupid but genuinely feeling an anticlimax

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>>7839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6uKk_lufAs

I have very good nasheed taste

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can hear normies having sex

>>7850
yes

>>7847
>instruments in the background

fuck off with that haram shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIR3fyan-8U

>>7833
Eye colour superiority is a meme, your face needs to fit the eye colour to begin with. Pretty sure blue eyes wouldn't fit me better than my brown eyes. Used to have a friend who had blue eyes and would undoubtly look better with dark eyes as well.

>>7854
record it

>>7854
vocaroo

>>7837
You're reading too much into it

Proposition:Iceland and Britain merge in exchange for the destruction of Greenland. Thoughts?

about to play civ 6 for the second time. Any suggestions? Not that good at it yet

>>7853
How mental do you have to be to drive in convoy across a desert like that knowing that the USAF is constantly flying above

>>7858
>>7859
sick disgusting perverts

>>7853
You do not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g#t=7s

>only got 46 likes on my ironic post on fb

feels bad desu

>>7857
maybe with your dark skin its different but light eyes nearly always look better I think.

>>7861
Don't bother with Greenland, a lot of secret nuclear launch sites there

imagine being such a faggot nigger that you actually, unironically, watch moeshit

Business idea: annex Faroe islands and use them as a base to invade Iceland and enslave Icelandics for the purpose of sex slavery

>>7854
>not having sex whilst posting on int
>>>/r9k/

How do i go about finding a prostitute/brothel in my city (250k people in the greater area)

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>>7857
There is however a certain novelty to it

>>7861
Proposition: you stop sucking englands dick. worm

>>7870
Why when the Icelandics are our greatest allies

>>7872
>250k people in the greater area
doxxed

>>7872
https://www.adultwork.com/

>>7853
good taste
>>7865
eh its ok

sawfa namdi has been one of my favs recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAcra4jR3Qc

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>>7869
Does Kemono friends count?

>>7853
Nightmare how they don't put vowels in

I can read Arabic script because I'm learning Persian but still don't know what vowel to use

i have blue eyes and brown hair

>>7863
Russians too

Perplexes me given the amount of airstrikes/dronestrikes against them that the're still able to launch assaults/hold forward bases

>>7875

think of all the iceandic boipucci

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>>7881
>tfw dark blond hair and blue eyes

if you think about it, Wikipedia is really an awful thing. A bunch of fat autists get to decide the first information people learn about noticable figures, sometimes the only information. Imagine being famous and having some basement dweller write your most-read biography among the general populace. More so if you're famous but not famous enough for more than one or two people to be bothered to maintain your article

>>7880
why are you learning persian? you the iranboo lad who's been over there a few times?

>>7865
That is basic shit, came out years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAcra4jR3Qc

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>>7884
>tfw brown with blonde streaks and blue eyes

>>7870
>>7883
Please don't

>>7870
>300,000 Icelanders
>150,000 of any given gender
>a good 50% of each will be too old or too young

Might just about get 0.001 Icelander for every Brit

help brother

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>White supremacists blame all their problems on minorities

>My problems are due to white privilege

Ahh yes.

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been playing verdun lads

>>7878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

I still remember my first nasheed.

It was this, playing over people slingshotting conkers into a woman's arsehole

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How do I get my mum to stop smoking. Don't want her to die.

>>7893
is it good?

How does interpals work lads? All I want is a foreign cyber gf

>>7888
hey!
mr proime ministah
anddaay

>>7885
Wikipedia is only a stepping off point, there's a reason they reject unsourced shit. If people just believe the abstract and don't follow the sources it's their fault, not wikipedias

>>7894
yeah, most people's first ones were either salil sawarim or ummati qad laha fajurun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fRy-V92ARI

remember hearing it all the time

>>7893
wanna play it but i'm too dumb/poor to get into pc gaming

>>7895
buy her a vape pen

>>7895
everyone dies

going to start an all mens drinking club


absolutely no girls allowed

>>7895
Put poison in her fags. Her negative reaction to it will steer her away from smoking in the future

>>7877
Thanks a million lad

>>7895
play her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rqW_ogLhP4

Jeremy Clarkson did a feature about Iceland on one of his shows that weren't Top Gear, and he spoke to a ridiculously good looking Icelandic woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LkgrOcIBaI

poo came out looking like coffee grounds

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>>7867
Not quite.

>>7898
one of my favourite scenes

>>7902
She's tried them and they don't help her cravings, she always goes back to cigarettes.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4058334/Terror-ISIS-releases-slick-propaganda-montage-frightening-suicide-bomb-attacks-filmed-drone.html

Nasheed lads, I need to know the nasheed in the vid that starts at around 3:30

Please help

>>7912
get her to switch to dip then

>trade a cigarette for two vallies with a homeless lad
>look them up online and it turns out they're 30mg etizolam each (should be more than enough to get fucked up)
>have a few pints last night
>take one and a flatmate takes the other 'cause we're out of weed
>don't feel anything
>just struggle to wake up this morning

What a rip

>>7897
just go on hello talk or omegle, it's not hard

>>7910
i-is that you?

recently joined the skull & bones society

they havent given me my first task yet but im excited

>>7908
She's about average

>>7900
>allahu ackbar
>allahu ackbar
>allahu ackbar
<gunshots>
>allahu ackbar
>ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

/wsg/: the song

>>7886
Nah never been there

I work in Whitehall it's good for work

>>7895
>go to GP
>say you're a heavy smoker and you hear champix helps
>spike your mum's food with champix

She might have horrendous nightmares and feel depressed while you do it but after a week or two fags'll have no attraction for her

>>7919
Post qts

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>tfw probably going to wake up in the morning

Lads, how do I prevent this from happening?

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>tfw two intelligent

>>7917
Well, yeah.
Blue eyes would certianly make me look weirder, more unaesthetic as you can see.

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>>7923
The sister

>>7877
These are really expensive

>>7921
you fast stream?

NEED a Jewish gf

>>7913
It's Tahirini Ya Dimai if I'm not mistaken.

here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zT_x0WJDuY

>>7927
Girl in the clarkson vid is better looking, but I prefer women in their thirties.

>>7930
fantastic post

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>>7926
ru a girl?!

>>7910
C U T E
U
T
E

:333

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the gf

>>7933
any tips lad? xoxo

>>7932
why would you possibly prefer 30-40yos?

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>>7932
The constabulary

>>7926
you're cute

>>7938
Better in bed
Still young but not old
I'm 30

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>>7939
There are better out there tbqh

*joins a gang*

>you will still be posting here when you're 30

>>7939
Pretty average, bring out the big guns

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In all ways but physical, I am Friederich II.

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>>7931
I love you

Have this webm

>>7944
Better than looking at Dave and Tanya posting pictures of their dog on FB

>>7936
*look them up on facebook*
>they've grown out their hair and just look like an ugly chubby girl

that's okay

>>7942
Iceland is very safe so we don't need to take such drastic measures

>>7946
Gustavus Adolphus was a more impressive military leader but no one's ever heard of him

He came within 30 miles of crowning himself Holy Roman Emperor

What's the difference between an incall and outcall with prozzies?

>>7947
np la'

got the whole video, its the 3rd most recent one from Wilayah Dijlah I think

Has lots of kino drone shots

people i hate:
most women
most men
people who have casual sex
people who have excessive recreational sex
rich kids
wage workers
prostitutes
tobacco smokers
alcoholics
drug addicts
selfish people
loyal people
disloyal people
hedonists
happy people
divorcees who remarry
adulterers
widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
ideologues and sophists
most politicians
men with excessive libidos
people who live for others respect
people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
atheists
gnostic theists
narcissists
vain people, especially men
people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
insecure people
violent criminals
anyone into fashion
people who dont cathartically look at gore

>>7952
Incall at their place
Outcall at yours

business idea: bring crime and thuggery to the streets of iceland

>>7952
incall you go to them, outcall they come to you

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>>7945
I don't really have a lot of images

>>7934
>>7935
>>7940
t-thanks you too

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>>7946
I led a minor German principality to continental Superpowerdom, in a past life; shifting the geopolitical balance of Europe, and therefore the world.

>>7929
Nah I was a specialist hire

>>7956
why

>>7954
u sound like a v pleasant person /s

>>7947
>that rocket miss

Imagine that moment when you realise you failed and now everyone is going to die

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>people i hate:
>most women
>most men
>people who have casual sex
>people who have excessive recreational sex
>rich kids
>wage workers
>prostitutes
>tobacco smokers
>alcoholics
>drug addicts
>selfish people
>loyal people
>disloyal people
>hedonists
>happy people
>divorcees who remarry
>adulterers
>widows/widowers who dont remarry a widow/widower
>ideologues and sophists
>most politicians
>men with excessive libidos
>people who live for others respect
>people who depend on others in any way to boost their ego
>atheists
>gnostic theists
>narcissists
>vain people, especially men
>people who listen to certain music to fit in with others
>insecure people
>violent criminals
>anyone into fashion
>people who dont cathartically look at gore

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>>7956
I'm a bit opposed to this idea if I'm perfectly honest

Stuck in /brit/ as a pseudonormie

>have a decent social life
>don't sympathise with the proper autists
>don't hate society
>not a virgin but might as well be

When I was about 9 a Finnish family moved into my village, they had a daughter who was 16 and she was insanely good looking and nice. First girl I had a crush on.

>>7954
>atheists
>loyal people
all me

>>7963
prefer not to say