/srg/ - speedrunning general

>>189148465
It's called "bi-winning" ;)

>>189214121
why didn't you sage?

i'm not up to date. what happened to speedruns after cosmo became a girl, siglemic a baby, puncay an alcoholic, cheese a gay? who are the stars now

>>189215985
>who are the stars
That's not really how speedrunning works, but since you're a faggot, you might enjoy Clintstevens.

trihex can't even get 1k viewers streaming hearthstone?....

this nigga need to get a job soon lol

>>189220724
why didn't you sage?

>>189208895
>>189214121
shit overplayed memes with no meaning

>>189220724
what happened to mario maker speedruns?

Beneziaa is sexy!

I don't understand how you guys don't worship the one true speedgod ZFG
>refuses to add notifications on stream
>consistantly plays his speedgame for years
>plays on console
>actively fought against the use of the chinese cheat machine during the iron fist reign of CosmoWrong
>has always been at the top of whatever category he is actively focused on
>doesn't read donations on stream
>has an appreciation for memes, but is not a meme spewing sperglord
He's literally perfect.

Kippa

>>189232125
>refuses to add notifications on stream
This shows signs of autism.
>consistantly plays his speedgame for years
Too afraid to try anything new and only plays a meme category no one else plays.
>plays on console
The majority of speedrunners do this.
>actively fought against the use of the chinese cheat machine during the iron fist reign of CosmoWrong
As did most.
>has always been at the top of whatever category he is actively focused on
100% is a meme category.
>doesn't read donations on stream
The majority of runners don't either.
>has an appreciation for memes, but is not a meme spewing sperglord
Again, the same goes for most.

>>189238040
>not adding notifications to a stream
>a sign of autism
It takes talent to be as stupid as you.

>>189240601
Refusing to add fun acknowledgement on stream for the people that provide you money is autism. People who think they are sticking it to the man are really just very autistic.

>>189241878
>Refusing to add fun acknowledgement on stream for the people that provide you money is autism.
He thanks every single sub you dumb fuck.

Notifications are for literal attention craving babies.

>>189242256
>He thanks every single sub
fuck this sellout

>>189242365
It's better than obnoxious ass text covering the gameplay and shitting up the stream.

>>189242414
What kind of fucking moron puts notifications on the gameplay?

>>189242319
t. edgy beta trying to stick it to the man

>>189243412
It's true, though. Notifications are so retards can slap their hands together like seals and make moanning down syndrome laughs when they see their name pop up on a screen.

Crandino comin

>>189243575
The only people who say this are people jealous of those who make money through Twitch. if they're not distracting then there is absolutely nothing wrong with notifications on stream. Stay mad, stay beta and most of all, stay irrelevant and poor.

>>189247779
>The only people who say this are people jealous of those who make money through Twitch.
It's adorable how the only way you know how to respond to criticism is to sperg out and call people jealous. How small minded.

hey shoutouts to @189243575 for the (You), thanks so much for supporting the thread man god bless

speedrunners should never accept donations. if they do they are literally stealing from GDQs then.

Birds can laugh.

Bonobos can howl.

Toastrider can 1:39.

Sometimes runners do wrong movement for no reason.

Monkeyposting is funny as FUCK and is directly related to speedrunning.

Meme game runners cannot play SM64 even close to competently.

The obsessed freak won.

>>189252562
Why do you keep posting this list of extremely false information with extremely try hard sentances?

>>189256346
>sentances
You, on the other hand, should try a little harder.

>>189256346
Everything on the list is correct, stop bonobo howling and sort out your life.

>>189257939
Nah, I ain't gonna word it.

>>189263196
why didn't you sage?

>>189263368
shut the fuck up

>>189257939
stop posting about yourself. if you have to put this much effort into samefagging then you are in the wrong

>>189257939
why do you keep posting really untrue things?

>>189267706
why didn't you sage?

52:00-52:10 is a low 52
52:11-52:50 is a mid 52
52:51-52:59 is a high 52

>>189267858
>52:50 is mid

52:00.00-52:19.99 is a low 52
52:20.00-52:39.99 is a mid 52
52:40.00-52:59.99 is a high 52

>>189252392
>>189257939
>>189263196
>>189263368
>>189263528
>>189267706
>>189268027
why did you delete?

>>189272146
why didn't you sage?

Speedrunning is not competitive. Speedrunning isn't hard enough, nor are there even enough runners for any game to be competitive. Runners who convince themselves that speedrunning is competitive are just gamers who want to feel like they're good at something because they can't compete in anything with real competition.

>>189272296
>Definition of competitive
>1: relating to, characterized by, or based on competition, competitive sports, a competitive marketplace

>Definition of competition
>2 :a contest between rivals, a gymnastics competition; also :one's competitors, faced tough competition

hmm, I see nothing in the dictionary that mentions a required hardness or number of competitors

>>189272824
By that definition almost anything can be considered competitive. A waterballoon fight at a children's birthday party, for example.

Clearly I meant meaningful competition. Context is everything, my dude.

>>189272969
I fucked your mom in the ass. How's that for context, bitch nigger?

>>189273219
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

turn the bot off ian

>>189274898
HER bots are a great and vibrant addition to the thread!

>>189278502
why didn't you sage?

>>189241878
>i have no idea what autistic actually means but i'll chuck it in to every sentence and pretend i know what i'm talking about

Not the hsrapest knife in the drawer are you? silly cunt.

>>189282586
thanks for the late response!

>>189272146
why did you delete?

cheese is a marathon runner, while droz and xiah are sprinters, different specializations, doesn't mean anyone's better

>>189286754
Xiah has better movement than cheese.

>>189282312
>>189284850
why did you delete?

>>189287568
word

>1st time ever playing Super Metroid (Learning to Crawl :^) ▤ NEW Subs 50% off yo!
A black guy! Based!

>>189286754
xiah and cheese are clearly leagues better than droz lmao

>>189295435
move on already

>>189295645
no

>>189295645
no

>>189295645
no

What's the latest speed game

>>189307449
SM64

>>189307705
what's your time

>>189295645
no

Omnigamer was wrong?!

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>>189313010
all of his testing and runs were done through emulation and didn't account for the human element so yes

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does this guy's shtick fool anyone anymore? down from 1000 last year to 300 viewers

>>189315054
He's lazy and stupid, like Clint, but Clint is a sociopath so he's better at convincing morons that he has a personality.

>>189295645
no

esa costs 100 bucks to attend

gdq is not possible to attend

>>189238040
notifications on stream are obnoxious. follower alerts and shit like that are probably the worst of them. i hate being called out from lurking when i hit follow.
sub and donation notifications are cool with me as long it's not some annoying music or blocks the view of the game/webcam. darbian does this well.
also why the fuck are there popular streamers that still have follow notifications on? why?

>>189333434
thanks for the late response!

>>189333434
why didn't you sage?

>>189315054
>joins the MHC
>viewer count plummets

>>189335348
thanks for the late response!

Should we spread the grindmonkey meme to other generals? Like telling CS and SC players that they're grindmonkeys who spam matches to randomly climb the ladder instead of practicing efficiently.

>>189335937
who is we?

>>189335937
yes

>>189335937
Here's a thought. Why don't you actually do something productive, learn a speedrun or actually practice something yourself instead of trying to tell people who speedrun how to progress in what you don't even partake in. kay. :)

>>189335937
Absolutely. Speedrunners are actually efficient compared to moba/rts/fps monkeys

>>189335937
i don't see a reason to do this. in CS and SC you can't actually get good by grind monkeying like you can in piss easy ape escape games, so grind monkeys in those games don't pretend to be accomplished gamers.

>>189345032
but people complain about bad teammates and "elo hell" as excuses for their lack of success

>>189345032
You can't in speedrunning either, but it's only proven after a good player comes along and BTFOs the grindmonkey in less time

>>189345032
Why did you mention Ape Escape? Are you that focused on sucking Squid's dick that you have to make everything about him?

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>>189345240
>sucking Squid's dick
he doesn't need me for that lol

>>189345352
LMAO

>>189345352
holy fuck i love monkeys

>>189345352
how is squid gonna recover lads

>>189345352
Then why do you spend every single day here doing it? Why don't you just do it somewhere he can see it? Sounds like you're afraid.

>>189345551
obviously hes scared which is why he'd never do this somewhere he can respond

>>189346935
if he wants to respond, why doesn't he just respond here?

>>189347007
how does someone respond to what they don't even know about?? you'd get a confirmed response if you did it directly. stop bending around the fact that you are afraid

>>189347381
>how does someone respond to what they don't even know about?
Go ahead and tell him to check the thread. It's not our problem he doesn't read it.

(he clearly reads it lmao)

>>189347425
why would you not go to him? you know hes not going to randomly come here and no one is pathetic enough to pass a messenge on from you. you are so afraid

>our problem
you mean your problem

what stream are we watching?

imagine spending literal years posting about someone which results in you being too starstruck to post to them directly

>>189347683
>starstruck
my sides

>>189347726
thats exactly what this is and nothing you say can take that fact away from your image. a whole new level of beta

>>189349090
:')

>>189347523
>It's only one person
When are you faggots going to drop this meme?

Who's all excited to watch MrShasta the spoiled manchild leech run some shitty Kirby game at STR?

squidxposed

>>189350979
>>189351278
>this deflection when its fact
lmao

>>189354059
>fact
Facts require evidence.

Is Pokémon Speedrunning the worst offender of grind monkey strats unless you're a god tier router? (ie: werster & exarion)

>>189354841
The facts are right here, you posting about Squid for years on end where he can't see it and you refuse to mention anything to him personally.

>m-me can't see posts on a public image board that anybody can access!!! m-me no come here!!!! o-other people defend me brainless grind, me swear!!!!! eek eek ook!!!!!!!!!!

His name was Ian Edward

>>189358000
no, that's binding of isaac

>>189358000
minecraft desu

>>189358647
people just own you, not defend squid, as there is no need to defend him, you are just a screaming autist

>>189295645
no

>watching Santzo84 speedrun Demon's Souls
>a game that is very beloved to me personally and that I could never find myself getting mad at because it's such a masterpiece
>dude is constantly dying and getting mad because he doesn't adapt to the game, he's EXACTING certain enemy patterns and when the enemy doesn't do it, he dies and resets and gets angry at the game over it

This is the worst speedrunner I've ever watched. I'm happy to see somebody speedrunning Demon's Souls, but he's just a fucking faggot about it. Dude needs to chill the fuck out.

>>189366448
>he's EXACTING certain enemy patterns and when the enemy doesn't do it, he dies and resets
That's how speedrunning works. Adapting to patterns is slow. You want the fastest pattern.

list of our guys who persevere and continue fighting the good fight even after achieving total and unquestionable victory:
the obsessed freak

list of not our guys who retreat to the tree tops and bonobo howl in pain after being exposed by peaking at a mid 52 despite grinding 18 hours a day for years:
grindxcucklet

>>189369259
just shut the fuck up you get owned constantly back down

>>189370718
squid had a 52:1x which is low no matter how you slice it

also nice list of really incorrect things that you spam here

52:00-52:14 = low 52
52:15-52:44 = mid 52
52:45-52:59 = high 52

>>189371287
Everything on the list is correct, stop bonobo howling and sort out your life.

>>189371459
word

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>when talentless spoiled brat retards don't have to work for anything in their lives.

how is smash the record speedrunning event even going on? i thought florida got fucked up by the hurricane?

>>189358000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT

>>189347667
who is we?

>>189364191
why did you delete?

>>189371875
i can appreciate this over squid posting because this actually has a reason

>>189373774
what? what are you actually talking about? what is the reason? or the exposure?

WHAT THE FUCK! I clicked onto the smash the record thing and the first thing i hear is MOTHER FUCKING EDOBEAN KSLHGLKSDGHKLDSAGHLKSDHSDLKGHLKSADGHSD

are there any speedrun marathons where these fucking attention whore fake voice fuckers don't go to? i'm so fucking sick of edobean and fucking soyboys shitting up EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EVENT.

>>189368302
>>189370650
>>189371806
>>189373148
>>189373774
why did you delete?

>>189370718
>>189371287
>>189371459
let's settle this: http://www.strawpoll.me/13936844

>>189370718
why did you delete?

zfg is live

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Who is your favorite speedrunner? Mine is ZFG aka The God of Video Games

>>189376108
midx52 it is then

midx52

midx52

midx52

Why are you letting it die?

Our girl, Mokatie, is live.

>>189382789
Figuratively who?

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>>189385463
remember mofat?
he's a tranny now

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https://twitter.com/L33tLogan/status/908741079826145281

>>189382789
>>189385463
>>189386773

MilesSMB, who used to be the best Metroid Prime speedrunner, is a tranny now that goes by "Claris Robyn" and has claim that he "constantly misgeneders himself in his own head" since the surgery

>>189390357
>de hippie spacing

>>189390357
>since the surgery
he only recently started HRT, he's never getting the surgery

>>189390215
lol?

whoa!! the doggy is on page 10 already!!!

>>189394630
why didn't you sage?

>>189394890
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?

>>189400996
Answer what?

Who whines more: Cheese or BigJon?

Is there any good YT or Twitch streamers playing the new Metroid?

All I could find are shitty variety streamers.

>>189405929
>>>/streammonstergeneral/

Why are you letting it die?

>>189405531
>the only person that ever matters in a speedgame's history is the current WR holder
That /srg/ poster was retarded. Sorry but they're right.

>>189408383
Having an obsoleted WR only means you were the best before better players arrived. It is unfair to hold a washed-up #10 in higher esteem than the current #2-#9.

>>189408671
That washed up #10 paved the way for other people to copy and perfect his run. He laid the foundation. He should still be revered.

If I worked on a game for years, found tons of routes and tricks, and then one day some grindmonkey took my record by 2 seconds, suddenly that makes all my accomplishments irrelevant?

>>189408889
If you spend 3 minutes writing a reply to my post, developing your argument, and then use the word "grindmonkey" at the end, suddenly that makes your reply irrelevant.

>>189409204
So you don't have an argument, got it.

What was the name of that young kid who submitted Metroid 2 to srgm

>>189411219
I don't remember. I think he killed himself after his run was memed too hard

it's amazing how much the big bad game speedrun marathon is more entertaining than the smash the record marathon. who would have thought that all obscure games with no pressure of shilling for enough donations would be more enjoyable?

>>189411219
KentaKurodani

>>189417460
KENTA KUUUN
KENTAAAAAA

>>>/v/390418748