/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spacestation

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first for this is a big mistake

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second for malicious metaclub shitposter and convicted metagmer-min

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ree

DED GAME

fourth for "when you play the game of admins you win or you die"

Where did all the plasmamen and greys go? Bring back plasmawaifus and grey husbandos.

>>188100214
I still play as the best race, plasmamen

Alright serious question for those of you who play CM:

Let's say that for one round xenos were removed and you spawn as a clown on the surface of the planet. You are given NVGs and thermal vision, and your movement speed is /VG/ fast while the marines are all CM speed.

You have your standard clown load out, a pda with syndicate uplink and 20 TC. Your bones will not break, but you can enter paincrit if you take too much damage without healing.

How many CM marines do you think you could kill before they eventually got you?

Also post your CM Static names and I will tell you how shitty you are.

>>188100214
This year we've nerfed every single nonhuman race into the ground, that's what

Hey, it's me.
So I had a dream about us again last night.
This time we were standing at arrivals andwatching the meteor storm, your hair and your dress gently flowed as you breathed. You looked as beautiful as ever.
We sat down and watches the stars twinkle across the endless space.
As the meteor shower ended, we had each other for warmth.
With your head on my shoulder and my arm around you, assuring you you will always be safe with me, we thought about our past and our future together.
I thought about how lucky I was to have you in my life, you've brought me so much joy, love, happiness. The kind that I had never experienced before you came along.
You then tried to break free from the handcuffs. The muffled sound of your sweet voice through the muzzle was probably an "I love you."
I love you too.
Always and forever

>>188101452
I was gunna write a mean hypothetical in response to this but the spoiler text got me.

>>188101452
Sorry champ but people are going to read at most three lines into this post before the cost/benefit analysis demands that they stat(I lasted two, myself).

>>188101350
Honestly 50%-70%

>>188101792
I fucked up the spoiler tags I'm disappointed in myself. Hope you liked it!
>>188101861
That's ok, it's for the dedicated.

>>188101350
you aren't really going to kill many marines unless you can use their guns. you go fast but their bullets go fast too and it doesn't take good aim to mow down a single person

>>188101374
Do people really play other races just to get an advantage and not just because they're neat?

>>188102134
They used to, yeah

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Rare lewd gif of your favourite voxlady~

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>>188101350
I give the average clown maybe 4 kills before dying, CM guns do NOT fuck around. With only one target to fight...
That said, I did kill 26 marines one time as an IB planetside at roundstart (Died because a xeno hugged me against admins orders) and the only difference in that and a clown is starting gear is better.
http://colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=91&t=9579

Does the telescopic baton have a shorter stun time than a regular baton? I got my hands on it once and stunned a clown, but he got up just a few seconds later and started disarming me way faster than had I just used a stunprod.

>>188101350
can I shoot diagonally?
can I wear disguises?
do they know that there is a hostile clown?

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>>188102434
that was super gay to skim through on that forum post een

>>188102472
Yes. The only upside is that it does not rely on a power cell.

>>188102595
And it is actually a lot less cringe than the others people have made. Just skim the other entries in that forum.

>>188102472
Telebatons are made for beating people to death, not subduing them.

>>188102726
I mean if that's what you guys like, I'm just really bad at indepth higher RP fluff stuff. I do dislike mute bald Chad Mchugecocks too so I dunno

>>188102723
15 brute.

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>>188102860
Saw this once. meanwhile my flufftext was something like 'Lean mean fighting machine that's also kinda short.'

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Who lifeweb here

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each day, we get a bit more like hippie

>>188101926
>>188102080
>>188102434
>>188102497
You can pick up and use guns. You are not known as a hostile. Your bones do not break. You can use disguises but good luck with disguising your movement speed

I'm out. Third round in a row I make "Fuck You" grenades and syringes, and got out of using them cucked yet again.
Thanks to Brooke the sec, whoever the guy playing the piano was, and whoever Zim the other chemist is. You guys made the round a lot more tolerable until the inevitable death by spaghetti code.

>be vox trader ling
>come up with some stupid story about my family is dying so i need access to medbay and mechanics
>fill up my shuttle with stun gloves weapons chems syringe guns all kinds of greytidey shit
>one by one trick people into coming to my station
>sting them and die
>security catches wind, but i hear them on my headset
>play it totally cool and dont get arrested
>would've gotten all green texts if server didnt gay

little kuchataki needs toys please telescopic baton

>>188103623
>try playing lifeweb
>everything is dark,i can't see a thing
How do you do it?

>>188102262
wheres the lewds of my favorite voxgentleman
inb4
>vox
>gentleman

>>188103660
Dunsel Hordon is an antagonist, we must unite to defeat him.

>>188103712
I kill a fuckload of them using treachery and just hanging around the LZ

>>188103813
I use this line in-game
Not the antagonist part obviously

>>188103765
>vox
>gentleman

>>188103752

You bastard I was running from the station to take refugee there so I wouldn't get implanted or culted!

>>188103660
lately a bunch of silicons have been complete shitters, that's true
t. silicon tard wrangler

>>188102262
she's in the locker isn't she

>>188103873
i know im sorry you were my first target

>>188103909
I might be naive but haven't they always been like this?

>Bridge officer is in
Nice.

>be clown
>escape hos from borgo helping
>run around with everyone trying to kill me
>dodge every single taser shot
>escape again after that
aim better pleas

>>188103752
>tfw didn't get baited by the "come on back, I have quality gear for you" schtick
I scored sweet clockpunk gear though, fuck you.

>>188103764
You embrace the dankness

>>188103813
Was Dunsel really a ling like I was told he is?

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>>188102262
I wish paper would drop on the ground in random spots again. It made for great hobo beds. Who's the coder that I should lynch for doing this?

>>188104007
Sorry wrong thread

so who were the originals lings? vox trader confirmed

>>188103752
Should've known when you talked about contraband stuff, though admittedly I was just going to rob you and forgot to turn my laser back to stun

>>188103998
usually while being retarded, they usually do the bare minimum
lately we've had complete shitters that do not understand laws and do not ask what the laws mean, that completely ignore binary, and that completely ignore the AI
I don't understand how they even manage to install byond

>>188104034
You can still put em on a table in different spots or something.

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>>188098176

>>188104034
I've never heard of such a thing, can you elaborate

>>188104134
I know, but it's so tedious.

>>188104183
delet this

>>188104014
Kill yourself.
In hindsight, having you chase me around medbay and cryo and down the halls slipping repeatedly and having the Mime steal my kill-syringe was golden as a clown - on top of you raiding my shit multiple times in a row. Even with the Hyperzine I wasn't fast enough to overtake you and syringe you. I would have syringed you right there in Medbay if Brooke wasn't there. Oh well, good game.

>>188104223
Paper drops in a centered stack on the ground now, in the past, it would drop in a random spot on the tile it was dropped on kind of like how bullet casings will drop in random spots in a tile when you fire a gun. It used to be random for the longest time until I think last year.

>>188104307
Failing to catch a clown is the ultimate sign of unrobustness. A better player would use police tape or flashbangs.

>>188104406
nobody actually uses police tape.

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>>188103712
In the end I estimate I could probably wipe 30~ Marines depending on how the first contact goes.
If I get a smartgunners thermals and a decently modded rifle? I can just guerilla them. Not having aliens actually makes it a lot harder because they have nothing to focus on but killing you.

>>188104406
Both grenades I had would have killed you, me, and everyone in half the medbay. Now that I think about it, chemists can make flash powder so that could've worked. Either way, I tried.

>>188104548
In my original post I said you have the following:

-PDA with 20 TC and uplink
-/VG/ speed
-bones cannot be broken
-NVGs with thermals

Honestly just get a chameleon and select a bullet casing. You could pick and choose your battles. I bet I could get 30-40 fairly easy.

>>188102992
>5'3
>125 lbs
>big breasts
Hmmmmmmmm

>>188104845
Not really anything worth buying with the PDA besides chameleon.
Tbh you're just a shittier predator in this theoretical.

>>188104463
That's because everyone is unrobust. Police tape is OP.

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>>188104406
Funny thing, the very person to catch and turn in the clown last round used police tape to corner him.

>>188104943
ebow

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>>188105108
Anon, you really don't understand the damage values involved with CM guns do you.
A properly modded gun can do upwards of 400 damage a burst.
5~ Tox and a Stun
400 Brute
but yes, ebow is one of the things you would probably buy. Since you need some way to get the first marine down to steal his gun.

>>188104845
Do we get /vg/ tickrate to go with /vg/ speed?

>>188105083
What's the source on this image? Like, the unedited one.

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>>188105108
>>188105293
>>188104845
>>188101350
Better question: Clown versus Predator
Who wins?

>>188104845
best case scenario you roll the bombs bundle and lay a bomb at each landing zone

>>188105567
idk man CM is a joke of a server
predators are often admins and they get free revives

>>188105567
The people who don't play on reddit servers

>back from working the coal mines for a week straight
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ won with 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.
Thanks a lot

OOC: Errant_Aron: weighting for metaclub
Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ won with 1 vote and a 5% chance of winning.

Maps should not be able to win the vote unless at least 20% of the server votes for it.

too bad I couldn't do pet alien thing more

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>>188098176
>Get to central command
>Headmin comes and ruins my Fax Wizarding
>At aa.a.a.a.a.t ..least i got to keep the happy mask

>>188107349
>box station forever

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unban izayachan you have the wrong guy nuke, if you don't so help me i wi

>>188107534
If a map cannot get at least that much, it doesn't deserve to be in the map cycle. Make better maps.

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>>188100214
One of the only grey players left to become a permanent observer.
just like a real alien

>>188107635
>add a new map
>never gets voted in because autists reeeee at any map that isn't the same old sterile layout they've played on for years
>gets taken out of rotation
>repeat until byond goes down and they all kill themselves

>>188107534
>Arguably the only balanced map due to having years of balancing done
>Bad thing
Look at deffs antag winrates compared to box.

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>>188107576

>>188108141
The meta circlejerk has always helped out mappers when they came to us, typically by shitting on the map, but feedback is feedback. Were why the original deff guy left: He didn't want to fix his shit map. Then Duny took over and decided to make it unironically shit as a joke and now were stuck with lmao2deffcausevotebroke every 10-15 rounds.

>>188108146
Antags are supposed to win

>>188108141
>>never gets voted in because autists reeeee at any map that isn't the same old sterile layout they've played on for years
You're either forgetful or lying out the ass. New maps become the Hot New Thing for a week or two, trumping box in votes. Then they taper off significantly due to "reasons." See: Taxi; Bus; Bagel to a marginally lessened degree.

>>188108264
>implying duny made deff shittier than it was before he ported it
Look at the original, it's horrible and medbay is missing all of our equipment. That it's even liked by anyone today is a miracle.

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Meta is objectively the best map with the worst medbay

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>winning arcade game constantly
>keep getting cool but pointless prizes
>get a black box
>replica red spacesuit gear
>walk around the station and freak out people as i hold the toxins clock
>get shot and killed by a borg after a few minutes of dicking around
>mfw i was told if i didnt want to be killed i shouldn't be scaring people

>>188108782
Toxins clock is the best fucking item in the game

>>188082915
Next time, check the mix for holy water before assuming the Chaplain gives any fucks.

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>>188100214
I still want a nonhuman waifu.

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>>188108146
>literally caring about winrates

Let me guess, you are the kind of guy who is so uncreative he goes for greentexts instead of just being an interesting antag?

>>188109268
whoa

>>188104287
What am I looking at?

>clown steals my cart and tries to gloat about it
>ignore him and just get the bucket
>do my job
>later see him turned into a monkey and get my janicart back
Janitor wins again

>>188109815
The work of autistic botanists who broke the entire server.

>>188103623
Not me. I'm not even sure how to find a server.

>>188109352
>Oh boy the antags won deff again for the 60th time
>Who could have seen this coming
>So fresh an exciting

>nasamin has more flags than other admins
?????

>>188111269
Meta
Club
Rising

>>188111269
Give Goldsteel polls when? It's not like they matter.

>>188111697
t b h he would use them

>>188107576
A CID is ten digits.

The odds of yours matching a random CID are not in your favor unfortunately.

http://graphics.wsj.com/lottery-odds/

>>188112546
i read into his plead and this actually did happen to him before when playing colonial marines the guy has shit luck and is caught in stuff like this for some ungodly reason
just because something is near impossible doesn't mean it isn't possible

>>188112803
Either he pulled the same excuse, or he got co-banned alongside the same guy. Either way, dude needs to learn how to ban evade.

>>188112935
hes not a bad guy hes gotten banned mostly for silly reason's. hopefully pomf will settle this
the word is that pomf is talking to him directly trying to figure this out

>>188113030
CID collisions are extremely rare but have happened in the past. Is this referring to the guy who deliberately used the CID randomizer though?

>>188113232
Yeah here one sec

I wasn't sure about it myself

does "the soul has departed" mean the body can't be brought back or is the ghost just floating around?

>>188114278
Ghost is just floating around

>>188114278
The second. It only doesn't show that if they're logged in and currently in their body.

Gib easyideas for bridge officer/bridge content.
BO got put in last night as IAA alt title. Working on sprites for uniforms, but need more content ideas. I want to flesh out all 3 IAA/clerical jobs over time.
Maybe standardizing the bridges. Meta and Deff have the best bridges, box and bagel bridges are kinda meh.

>>188113232
SUGGESTION:

Tater tots get told a random player at roundstart, that player's PDA is their syndicate uplink.

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>>188098176
>Mommis can grow plants
>Mommis can order crates for every one round start
>Mommis can give materials to players
>Mommis cant fix breaches in the station purposefully caused by the affairs of a being

Why do we even pretend mommis have laws?

>>188115875
mommis were a mistake

>>188115875
Because none of the MoMMI mains are in the metaclub.

>>188115875
shitmins wont give a shit about most of that, but definitely ahelp if you see the third thing happening.

>>188115875
Keeper is a fucking joke
especially when you set the AI to it

>>188115875
The real shitty part is when there's crewmembers actually calling out the interference over common, and the crab just keeps doing what it's doing because people are afraid to ahelp and the admins won't take a side otherwise.

>>188111269
He offed probe which made mr pain more powerful, so mr pain treats him with favoritism

Why in the hell the taser can't be fired while moving? Is this a bug or is it working as intended?

I love Exxion!
Exxion is the best coder!
He's smart but gentle!

Playing medbay was fun that round except for that plasma flood. That wasn't fun.

>>188117442
It can, it's just clunky.

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>>188117203
You can watch silicons through their own eyeballs with a security camera console. This includes MoMMIs. So you can watch the MoMMI, then whenever it tries to do a thing, you either say over common or you tell the AI to say over binary not to do that thing.

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>>188114639
what the current idea with their uniforms?
regal akin to the captain and HoP or a more utilitarian, solid colour suit with stripes down the sides?
hats or no hats?
I think their headsets should have the large visible antenna like the cargo ones do

god i was not ready for 2/3 of the heads to be antags that round

>>188114639
BO should be bus only. One of the IAA gets appointed as BO by Centcomm and directly coordinates with them or request/scan away missions/anomalies.

>Be the mommi
>setting and cooling plasma for MOAR POWA
>an traitor engineer emagged you
>"check if my target is dead, after that you can do whatever you want"
>Hijack the Vox station in the roid, forcing him to return to the station
>bolt, disable the lights and shock the doors in vox shuttle
>the power was too strong and the people was already dead
>3, 4 people died
>"ok this is fun"
>go to telecomms
>dismantle 5 equipments
>moves away
>HoS saying to weld the vents and i bluffed saying i'm going to plasma flood
>minutes later, plasma flood
>everyone is dead or dying
>JustAccordingtoKeikaku.png
>shuttle called
>go to the shuttle
>dead by another syndicate

>>188117559
Sure you can do that. My point is a lot of MoMMIs won't listen since they don't recognize your pic as a rule and it's not enforced unless someone pulls that ahelp trigger.

>>188117760
Did you check with your master before prasmafrudd?

>>188117894
he was already dead, and the target too.

>>188117873
That's why you ahelp to the forkin shitemins that that is exactly what you are doing when you are doing it.

>>188117760
>Hijack the Vox station in the roid, forcing him to return to the station
>bolt, disable the lights and shock the doors in vox shuttle
The poor vox trader thought we (security) were responsible for the whole ordeal
he ended up killing himself as a result :(

>>188117456
You mean he's gone 90% of the time and always lacking context on what's going on.

>>188117894
And, it wasnt me who plasmaflooded too, it was another syndicate.

>>188117760
Oh also this is why you (not you specifically. just the general you) don't wire the engines to the grid
The HoP ended up killing like 2 officers just by slamming them into the airlocks

>>188118048
Don't be jealous! Jeez!

>>188118032
OH MY GOD REALLY? I'm sorry pal i was emagged and enjoying killing the carbons

>>188118121
Why would I be jealous of the second worst collaborator? Only surpassed by Sood?

>>188118103
Probably was one of the engineers since one of then was antag.

>>188118174
Isn't riri still a collab

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Why do some fires last forever while others burn for like 20 seconds?

>>188118365
i dunno

>>188118365
Plasma doesn't burn on its own

>>188117679
Both. I was going to do a blue jacket with solid stripe of red or gold and a jumpsuit with a small red stripe on both breasts from the collar. Thatd be default and easy. A ornate one would be much like the hop and captain ones, just more basic in general. A blue garrison cap with red stripe for atleast one hat. A female verison of both with skirt as well.
Id like to make a new headset with a command and a new bridge or clerical radio channel. Something IAA, lawyers and BO can share. Big antenna was my thoughts as well.

>>188118365
Speaking from ignorance here but I suspect it's a coding issue.
Seems like fires go out when O2 runs out, but when the plasma is the limiting reactant it will keep burning for a long time on tiny fractions of a percent of plasma that don't show up on the air analysis.

everyone metagames way too fucking hard

>>188118297
No

>>188118769
The game's been out for like 15 years. We can't help it.

>>188118725
*Before anyone corrects me I'm sure it's intended that way to make fires a more persistent hazard in the absence of a temperature system for the metal walls and floors. Or something like that.

RPing is a waste of time as sec, it just gets you killed by some metagaming twat

Do rounds end when all antags are dead?

>>188119538
nope

>>188119538
Depends on the round type.

>>188119538
No. Only certain ones. Killing most of the types leads to extended rounds.

>>188119538
No.

>>188119379
I only rp during sec stops as far as my premade macros will go. Beyond that youre gonna get fucked when anyone realizes youre typing.

>>188119538
Only on certain roundtypes.
Revs and Blob do. Raging Mages ends after a certain number of wizards die.

>>188119379
The only time I RP as sec is when I have the suspect/antag chaircuffed desu

If they actually bothered to buy a freedom implant then they deserve to escape

>>188119930
A lot of the time I feel like when charged prisoners try to talk to Sec they're just massively wasting Secs time just so they have something to do

>>188119930
I feel real good about myself whenever they're yelling and screaming and calling me a bad security twat, but my character is nice and a little dumb and so she just continues with her job, usually cuts the sentence a bit, and then they apologize and everyone is happy.

Fat 'n' lazy security.
Y/N?

>>188114639
secretary HUD like medical records HUD but for the currently unused employment records

>>188120558
As long as you can secure donut boxes, coffee, a secway and overuse security tape

>>188120874
shit, where do you get secways?
And more infinite doughnuts?

>>188120816
Ive been looking into that. I still cant quite wrap my head around the huds yet, but it is on my top 5 content list.

>Janicart
>Need to hold key in hand to drive
>No way to actually put the key in the janicart

I thought in the future technology would progress, not regress

>>188120992
Buy them. Warden should have a box of keys, but you need to order from cargo the actual secway. $500 I believe.

>>188120992
>shit, where do you get secways?
Kill the cargonian rebels and order more with their shuttle
>And more infinite doughnuts?
Arrest the chef, make him a doughnut making slave

>>188121057
Youre expecting alot from a vehicle ghetto rigged with chair code.

>>188121057
>need to hold key in hand to drive
...in lieu of a system where you stick the key in and assign a hand to controlling the cart.
Or would dual-wielding a fireaxe while driving the cart make more sense to you?

>>188121126
>>188121086
So I will need the chef's cooperation.
I'll have to learn some ways of making people cooperate!

>>188121271
you lean to turn, like a motorcycle. Handlebars are for the unrobust.

>try arrest a antag geared up to fuck non lethally
>obviously end up dying
>get called unrobust after the game

>lethal the next fully geared antag I come across surprising him
>get called shitcurity

>>188121392
that is why
>Be despised by everyone until they come screaming for help, end up as cannon fodder for whatever Antagonist you cross paths with and get called shit after you die.
from the jobs page remains true as ever, yeah

>set the singularity beacon near the telecomms/engineering
>set up the singulo
>go to check if the singulo is big enough
>dies by rads

>>188121276
>Stun baton
>Harm Intent
>Target Groin

>>188115875
P l a u s I b l e
D e n i a b i l i t y

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Waifus

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>try to throw a party
>singulo shows up early, eats everything, and leaves

>>188121992
S-Sorry pal

SQUIDMOKO is trialmin
GOLDSTEEL is fullmin

SQUIDMOKO has been trialmin longer
GOLDSTEEL has been deadminned once

SQUIDMOKO has had 0 (zero) problems
GOLDSTEEL has had many (multiple) problems

>>188122776
SQUIDMOKO didn't help MRPAIN assassinate PROBE
GOLDSTEEL did

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[17:43:49]SAY: Flynn Bushi/ZaK1946/(Flynn Bushi) (@268,232,1) Deadsay: stammers, "Ludovico"
[17:43:53]SAY: Flynn Bushi/ZaK1946/(Flynn Bushi) (@268,232,1) Deadsay: stammers, "Im going to logdive and metagrudge you"
[17:43:55]SAY: Flynn Bushi/ZaK1946/(Flynn Bushi) (@268,232,1) Deadsay: stammers, "Im not kidding"
[17:44:01]SAY: Ludoviko Vaughn/Kavaloosh/(Ludoviko Vaughn) (@268,230,1) Deadsay: spooks, "logdive who now"
[17:44:05]SAY: Flynn Bushi/ZaK1946/(Flynn Bushi) (@268,232,1) Deadsay: stammers, "You"
[17:44:10]SAY: Flynn Bushi/ZaK1946/(Flynn Bushi) (@268,232,1) Deadsay: stammers, "For being a faggot"

[17:44:46]ADMIN: HELP: Kavaloosh/(Ludoviko Vaughn): (Follow) DEAD: Flynn Bushi stammers, "Im going to logdive and metagrudge you" yo put a note on this guy or something - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.
[17:44:54]ADMIN: PM: Duny/(Cassandre Kolburn)->Kavaloosh/(Ludoviko Vaughn): Saw it
[17:44:59]ADMIN: PM: Kavaloosh/(Ludoviko Vaughn)->Duny/(Cassandre Kolburn): thanks

[17:45:30]ADMIN: MOD: Duny/(Cassandre Kolburn) : mfw it's zak
[17:48:22]ADMIN: Duny/(Cassandre Kolburn) has edited zak1946's notes.

GOLDSTEEL has not even been trialmin a MONTH (31 days)
ZaK1946 has not even been trialmin a month (31 days)
Squidmoko has been a trialmin a month and a half (around 50 days)

ALL (3) of them have been fully adminned at the SAME (same) time.

>there are officers out there that have people upset with them
dude just be nice to people haha

>>188123151
>be nice and patient
>someone gets megamad at you for not acting quick enough to stop the antags from killing everyone
(this has happened to me)

>be speedy and effecient
>get yelled at by my security officers for securing the spare when I'm not only head
(has also happened to me)

>>188123269
Sorry, meant when I *am* the only head

>>188123269
people will yell at you for anything, this is a chan server.

you will eventually ascend and laugh at crybabbies

>>188123474
Thank you for your words anon, I will keep that in mind

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>>188123018
>going to the teacher to tattle on him
Snitches get stitches.

>ZaK1946 returns
>THOT posting and anti-static league posting starts up

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>Mime wasnt antag
>Recalls shuttle
>Has bag full of weapons
>Space lube
>Literally says "I dindu nuffing I only fought back due to RD tazing me"

>>188123890
Anti-static and anti-dumbname posters are the biggest autismos.

>>188123982
t. expert in autismo

>>188124013
While you were abusing the clown, I was studying the pipes

>>188123975
>shuttle was called at 5 mins because "stubbed my toe"
>oh shit nigga had weapons so what
>lube was used after RD used lethals on me
>literally dindu nuffin before RD unzipped his taser after a lot of people died under suspicious circumstances

>>188124069
Did the RD use lethals on you, or a taser?

>>188124069
More like
>Called because engineering got fucked power was failing

Good excuse

>>188124117
lethals, he first tased, then afterwards he used the caps laser gun.

>>188124138
i am pretty sure the reason was literally "stubbed my toe and also HoP died lol" sounded a lot like VALIDS GOTTEN CALL THE SHUTTLE AI

>>188124249
Half of engineering was destroyed by a loose goose you dumb faggot.

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>>188124039
now you left me wanting an edit of this

>When you were roleplaying, I studied the pipes
>When you were ERPing, I mastered ZAS
>While you wasted your days in bar in pursuit of arpee, I cultivated Robustness
>And now that the station is on fire and the antags are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Someone do it I can't photoshop

>>188124289
maybe put that as the shuttle calling reason next time, instead of trying to be lol randumbs xD

>>188124343
Photoshop him as an assistant

>>188124117
Mime didn't strip the RD's plasma suit if that's what you're getting at. Seems he did it to himself.

>>188124845
yeah for clarification: I didn't kill anybody that round, didn't even try using lethals on anyone.

>>188123842
[14:19:24]ADMIN: MOD: ZaK1946/(Tohru Adachi) : man what a snitch

>>188125652
I can assure you, I'm not Zacky over there, but it's hilarious knowing he unironically said that.

zacky boy
>bad admin
>bad player
>bad memer
can he be anymore of a bad?

>>188125752
He could be
>named Valkyrie
>not blonde

ZaK always insults me and I think it's because he has a crush, how do I tell him I'm not a dirty homo?

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>>188126325
he insults me too, he's a big gay boy and im NOT interested

>>188126325
>>188126409
sounds like you can't handle the bantz

>>188126916
I can bants but when he says "if I ever see you irl I'll grab you flip you over and fuck you silly like the slut you are", it goes into homosexual terrorism territory

>>188127032
>implying you wouldn't want that

>>188127156
So i'm not the only one he does that to?

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>act like faggot
>complain when you get called one

literally worse than ponytail(male) guy

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>>188127407
who are you quoting?
Or perhaps talking from experience?

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>>188127513
d-don't play games with me fag, you know who I'm talking about

You guys are gay. You should start talking to real girls like Rhea or Felicity

>>188128649
Felicity taught me how to cargo tech, am I gay now faggot?

>>188128843
Yes but only because you needed someone else to teach you how to cargo. That is literally the easiest job there is

>>188129086
It was my first job

>>188129131
What a faggot
i-i'm joking anon haha

>>188128649
Only real girl on ss13 is Maya Durmon

>>188129131
Typical weak sissy boy. My first round was as captain before the 30 days bullshit existed.

>can't even remember a time where the interface of SS13 was so hard I couldn't do it
I don't get how people have trouble with things like this.

>>188128843
SURFER GIRL

--tsg

is ooc still shitcancer or has it been turned off at round start?

>>188130786
It's still there

>>188130786
Mute it.
It would be nice to have an option to auto-unmute it between rounds though.

tfw will never get dicked straight

>>188130293
Why aren't retarded names banned? If this is a medium RP server I dont want to see a security named "surfer girl"

What the fuck is that?

>that time an antag got a note and almost got a ban for destroying a mommi that was repairing the damage they were causing to the station

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>>188133697
>medium RP server

Hey buddy you got the wrong serb. The RP faggotry is in bay.

>>188133697
Surfer Girl is a perfectly in lore name though. See, it's a peaceful and tribal like society, they don't care last names. And they named her Surfer because from a young age she likes to surf the gaseous cloud of her planet Neptune (NOT OUR NEPTUNE). They don't name until age 3 in this planets society.

Now she's been forced to come work on the space station, where cultures clash and people yell at her a lot and it does stress her out, she's different from them in some ways, but she'll just have to adjust and mature into a member of normal society.

>>188134205
it's not, surfer girl is valid

>>188134205
nope, valid
[22:13:25]ADMIN: Clusterfack/(Carl Bell) jumped to Bastardimarti/(Surfer Girl)
[22:13:37]ADMIN: Clusterfack/(Carl Bell) modified Surfer Girl's real_name to About to be gibbed girl
[22:13:56]ADMIN: Clusterfack/(Carl Bell) has gibbed Bastardimarti/(About to be gibbed girl)

>>188134280
>>188134313
It's valid sure, as the naming law says, but let's not pretend it's a bad name in terms of roleplay :£:£

>>188134358
It is

>>188134358
<First name: Surfer
?Second name: Girl

>>188134001
I don't even understand what this autistic shit is about
yeah boo hoo you can't have gay sex with your fellow skrell on our server. fucking get over it already

>>188135329
<First name: Rambling
?Second name: Maniac

>>188135635
Surfer girl and Rambling maniac are both shitty names and should both be valid to admin gibbings and in game beheadings

>>188134205
BEING BORN ON A PLANET
IS NOT
A GIMMICK

>>188134205
dumbest shit I've heard all day
thanks for the laugh though

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>>188134205
>mfw

>>188134205
honestly THIS THIS THIS is why rp shitters have to fuck off

roleplay valid when?
get these cunts back to erpland

>>188135329
Yea that a correct you got it
>>188136296
Why should a gimmick be needed to have a name? If I named myself turbo fart and farted before I spoke would that be better 4 u?
>>188136934
I never did an keep and I'll gut you both

>>188137012
Because that was your entire argument for keeping it before the change to the name rule you bimbo
It's not perfectly in lore either, you literally made that lore up to suit the name

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Who absolutely 0 RP here??

>>188137068
Better than nothing?
>>188137087
*woo*

What's a good theme to explore for a new fork/server?
Everything else is in spess and it's getting boring.

>>188138170
school actually don't

>>188138170
Space stations usually are, I'd say

>>188138170
western

>>188138170
prison

>>188138170
underwater
if this has been done then PRISON

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>>188138170
Wheel of time

>>188138170
Shadowrun

>>188138170
DINOWARS

>>188138170
Prison! It would be so fun and I'd get to bully all the cute girls

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Sec was great that round

That round was more than a Baystation I'll tell you what

>another episode of Antags don't know how to Antag when an AI is watching over them so 2/3 get busted

>>188139145
Probably because there were like 6 officers on low pop.

>>188139209
hope you enjoyed your extended :^)

What was that music playing in the shuttle? It was very comfy.

>it's another "we know we caught all the antags but lets artifically extend the round by 3 hours" round

Do people actually enjoy doing nothing for 4 hours?

>>188139618
*goes afk in bar until he hears about an antag over comms*

>>188139618
>doing nothing
I spent those four hours building a R-UST, repairing stuff, setting up shield generators...

Do you enjoy being a mindless husk of a man with no creativity or drive?

>>188139723
Sonix we aren't all auriafic

-- auefee gurl

>>188139618
Go back to /tg/

>>188139792
You're the one who's unwanted faggot

What is the license status for the art assets in this game?

My question is for Nar-Sie sprites. Who created those originally? Who should I ask for permission to use them in my game?

>>188138170
How the fuck can space be boring?

Do we REALLY have no ideas to make it more fun?

>>188140039
Fifteen years. It's a workplace scenario how many things cam hapoen.

>>188139909
I'm pretty sure /vg/'s sprites are under CC BY-SA 3.0
I think /tg/'s are the same

Goon's stuff is under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0, so careful of that

>head walks in and ask me to do something
>start doing it
>he just ignores me and does it himself once he realizes that I dont have absolutely everything about the job memorized

well that doesn't feel good

>>188140453
Hmm, my game is GPL 3.0 and I am not selling it or monetizing in any way so CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 should be fine too right?

Who does Nar-Sie belongs to? I don't know the history of SS13, is it from the original game? Is it a mod added by someone else?

tfw Zak will never force me to send explicit photos to make him stop metagrudging me

>>188140874
I'm guilty of this, but do note I'm not doing it to insult you, I just really need whatever I asked you for fast. I'm not doing it to dunk on you, I'm doing it so I can get what I need.
As a CMO its the most common head to do this. Chemists can be super slow with alt tabs to check the recipe every 5 seconds while meanwhile the clown is dying of 5 types of fucked up.

>finally feel confident enough to go t3 as a xeno
>breaking hands in a single swing as a ravager
>still pounce like a hunter

Oh man, this shit is incredible

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>>188098176
>Admins and c*ders talking about how much they hate RP
>MUH VALIDS

>>188140948
Not sure who made the sprite, probably /tg/ or Bay

I'm not a lawyer so I don't know the specifics

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>>188141476
But what we're actually talking about is that having to RP learning about the antag every round is boring, which sprung from someone saying the blob popping near the AI is metagay

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if admins didn't want people to IC OOC shouldn't they just turn off OOC chat during rounds and only unlock when a discussion about something is needed with other players?
it would make things alot easier and would result in less work for admins and lowers the chances of "muh immersion plz stop tlakin"

>>188142724
take one for the team and IC IN OOC every round to get it muted from the start

>sec officer tries to be funny
um no sweetie, sec is serious business and no fun allowed

>>188142891
i did, im perm banned from ooc and banned for another week

>>188121992
Do shakers and drinking glasses fit on the fountains yet?

>really shit at this game
>learning something new
>people start bullying me
>immediately log out
Every time

What are your main problems with space law as it is currently written?

I'll be talking at length with Pomf, Pain and Goldsteel later tonight about how we can make space law better.

>>188146376
remove security

>>188146376
>Is an attempt punishable?
>is it theft if you take something but don't have the intent to keep it`?
>How much evidence do you need to brig someone for a crime? Can one be certain someone with an emag is an Agent?

>>188146376
needs a section on traders

>>188146376
There's no charge for withholding/destroying evidence.
So if someone steals a taser, escapes, then stuffs it in a plant pot before being caught... What do you charge him with? You technically have no evidence of the theft and now you can't stick him with possession of a weapon.

>>188146376
It needs to be more concise.

A lot of space law is just copy pasta from Bay.

>not being a good boy assistant

>>188146376
What is Misuse of Radio Channels?

>Spawn as chappy
>YOU ARE TATOR
>ACCOMPLISH EASIEST OBJECTIVE AND ESCAPE
>Order corgis and monkeys to cut up in chapel, completing objective
>Buy bundle, get two bombs and a sink
>Sabotage the station for shuttle call
>Greentext

>>188147065
should be
>get double the brig time if they commit a crime
>shuttle and person cannot be random searched on code green
>can be deported out a mass driver (with an exosuit) for major crimes

Me the surfer girl captured 4 subversie elements aboard the station and 2 of them were even traitors how's that for a party

Hey every time I try to join I get connection failed. How do I fix it?

>>188147482
by not join when the server is restarting

>>188147458
well done!

>>188147608
Okay thanks.

>>188141458
>playing xenos

I'm going to murder you, scum

>CMO keeps recalling shuttle, "WE BUILD"
>he isn't the one building, nor have they caught the bomber
>no air or power
>paramedic continually drags around my near death body trying to cryo me with no power
>keep telling him what to do, they're too new of a player to understand my commands
>give up hope

What a terrible fucking round

>>188146376
Recividism should be a multiplier rather than a set time. 3 minutes is nothing.

>>188149374
This is a really good suggestion. Recividism only stacks up for people who in all honestly belong in perma

Is there any way to speed up spacepod fabrication?
Shit takes 15 minutes.

>>188150380
Split the parts across multiple pod fabs, upgraded parts optional.

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>"WE BUILD"
>doesn't build
>either their department is unharmed or they're hiding in viro/xenobio/the asteroid

>>188146376
There's nothing in space law about kidnapping people, or threatening them.

>>188150591
>threatening
whoever gets "threathened" will 100% attempt to escalate in hopes of collecting a valid, so don't think that one's necessary

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>>188148456
Cant shoot your gun with a broken hand, boy-o

>>188150567
>playing miner
>everything explodes, station is swiss cheese
>decide to do my part and start building since I have a fuckton of metal that has nowhere to go now
>start fixing holes in hallways and trying to get plating covering all the holes on the way to escape
>see an engineering hardsuit, think he's coming to help
>just runs off to sit in escape for the remaining eight minutes while I do all the work
Unironically we need to ban engineers who don't even make an attempt at fixing damage.

>>188151130
can't break my hand when you've got a face full of buckshot, xeno SCUM

>>188151181
>Unironically we need to ban engineers who don't even make an attempt at fixing damage.
Agreed. Why even wear the fucking suit if you're just going to be useless? Repairing breaches is so fucking simple.

Is uh.. inadvertently setting up a death trap and killing people(as a clown) bannable?
I've been doing it the past few weeks and never been bwoinked, not even sure if people have ahelped it.

>>188151704
>inadverdently
>repeatedly been doing it for weeks

Really gets that noggin joggin

>>188152168
I meant.. 'seems inadvertently' hint hint *wink wink*

>>188146376
>and Goldsteel
nigga what

>>188146376
chloral hydrate and other "kidnapping agents" such as zombie powder should be listed as weapons since they have no other fucking use

>>188151704
A MoMMI once made a -273 Room at escape which you could enter/leave through disposals
you did actually not live long enough to enter the bin to escape it in standard clothing
No note, no ban, no bwoink

>>188153462
I'm sure if someone ahelped it, they'd get something.

I'm stealing peoples shoes and hauling around a locker filled with glass shards. It pretty much instagibs people and it's fucking hilarious.

>>188153462
I remember getting stuck in there
were you the HoP?

>>188153462
He improved the station by making a freezer. You entered it because you're stupid.

>>188153787
Out of interest: Why do you enter a room which, as you see, has HE pipes to space and corpses inside without a suit?

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>>188153921
?????

Landon did you guys survive the alien attack at the end? we were fucking prepared for anything at cargo near the end
>tfw helped stopped alien spread just slightly by putting bodies in coffins at cargo

>Wizxenostended
>firebird fireball
>lmao0sec

Riveting.

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Meals Prepared: 112 (560 Points)
Not bad considering the plasma flood.
I was the hunter that infected three people at once outside botany.
Infected 3 different ERT members by the end, And a total of 10-12 people.
CM Ayy players OP on normal servers.