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nth for Maya Durmon!

>>187965338
who?

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Goodnight spessmans

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>>187965519
space art is good

>>187965391
some doug north wannabe

>>187965519
>Cat in Spaceflight
The poor thing, I hope he never ventures into maint

>play security
>dont follow space law

should this people be jobbanned?

>>187965519
I remember watching a video of a cat in 0 G. His righting reflex fucked up and it just started to rapidly spin in place. Cats can't into space.

>>187966115
>Security means arresting people, not murdering them.
This should be reminded at roundstart.

>>187966214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjcdwY41jJE

Not really rapidly spinning, but rather spazzing out and trying to spin. Still funny.

>>187966214
>>187966536
Not to mention how they would handle the initial acceleration, or maybe they are just strapped in.

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>>187966102
>not taking cats into space

>>187966115
>play engineering
>leave the engine to MoMMI

should this people be jobbanned?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKVmXn-Gv0M
Do we have this music on rotation on the lobby ?
Because it's a nice music

>>187966536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQBYELea2EQ

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I forgot to post this after the round I took it in ended.
This is your security team for the shift. Enjoy.

Reminder that Plasmamen exhale oxygen.

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More CM changes

>>187967146
I think we do.

>New CM server changes released
https://i.gyazo.com/e7a04dc54f4d60d9b048ca85854b927c.png
>"Xeno win rate supposed to be 75%, marines winning way too much lately"

>>187967803
Howd they die?

>>187968324
hey buddy, this public server is too big for the both of us

>>187968324
Their defib change makes a bit of sense
Currently defib can instantly brings you back from the veil no matter how long you've died

Ideally it should only be effective for, say, the first 10-15 minutes but it should be readily available everywhere on the station. But I don't think that's balanced or fun

>>187968061
>>187968627
>>187968324

"People said the SMG was rarely viable so we buffed it, by nerfing other weapons. Recently people have been saying the SADAR is underpowered, so i'm thinking we might need to nerf the other spec options."

>>187968705
>Ideally it should only be effective for, say, the first 10-15 minutes
CM already has a "defib timer" where after a few minutes of being dead people can no longer be brought back.
It also doesn't have cloning.

>>187968795
>It also doesn't have cloning.
But it has re-spawning, with a delay, right ?
CM isn't my kind of thing anyway, I prefer to help people and I'm unrobust as shit.

By the way, what are the do and don't of security ? I want to try it someday, to get better.

Do
>Follow space law
>Cuff as soon as possible
>Communicate a lot with the rest of the team

Don't
>Kill people
>Search people on green without a good reason
>Walk around with harmbatton in hand
>Ever go in close quarters when you have a ranged weapon

And the rest ?

>>187968961
sec fun is ruining other people's fun

>>187969179
>But it has re-spawning, with a delay, right ?
No. Once you die you'll only return to the round as a xeno or a response team.

And trust me, just being a working medic/engineer, being a packrat with ammo or dragging hurt marines with a roller bed for your squad medic helps the marines a lot more than 1 more shooter.

>>187969179
CM doesn't have respawning unless you're a Xeno, the server is heavily biased towards Xeno players to the point where the admins make a point of keeping the w/r in the xeno's favor.

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>finally some time for ss13
>box round ends as i join
>bagel wins
>now meta won
I FUCKING HATE YOU
JUST LET ME PLAY ALREADY, IT'S BEEN LIKE THAT FOR TWO WEEKS NOW

>>187969507
I vote Deff when I'm about to leave the server just to piss off Boxies like you

>finally back from the oil refinery
>meta
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

>>187969507
How have you not figured out you're in a timeloop yet?

>>187969507
Meta pretty much is Box, man.

>>187969507
>boxbabbies
your tears are delicious

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>>187969595
Hope you cooked up some anal lube at the oil refinery because you're about to get fucked.

>>187969507
The game doesn't stop working when the map changes

where can i get the fart sound?

>>187969591
>>187969650
>>187969695
>>187969820
I like how the literal only reason to use any other map is to piss off people who like box.

One day, we will have a map that can legitimately compete with box. One day.

>>187969179
Get the arrest process down:
• block their escape
• chat macro explaining that you're arresting them, things are easier if they come along, yada yadda
• code green: macro, cuff, chase if they ran
• code blue: flash, macro, cuff, taze/chase if they ran
• code red: flash, stun, macro, cuff, take/chase if they ran

• note the time once you catch them
• drag them to Sec
• stash contraband (if they have a history of escaping brig, stash hacking tools etc. too)
• tell them what all they did (they *probably* know, but it puts it in the logs so admins don't have to BWOINK you)
• tally up their sentence while you do (only count the largest times from anything that happened together)
• offer them implants
• cell timer, subtract time elapsed since noted time
• if it's under 3 minutes, just let them go
• update arrest records, note if the were brigged redictivism a best
• return contraband (it's on them to dispose of it, or face further arrests)

Remember to update arrest records after searches, too. Being suspicious won't get you brigged, but it *is* a crime.

...and somewhere in all that, you should tell Beepsky when and when not to maul people.

>>187971054
>I like how the literal only reason to use any other map is to piss off people who like box.
No I vote meta because it's a good map.
And so is Bagel but only if it's high pop.

Deff is garbage and anyone who votes for it needs to be hurt in real life.

>>187971054
meta and bagel are legit good maps you're just a fucking autist that probably only played on 24/7 one map only servers for other games

>>187971117
>• return contraband (it's on them to dispose of it, or face further arrests)
I'd disagree with that, I think it's best to confiscate it and dispose of it ourselves
But I do see how that gets in the way of player's fun

Thanks for tips, now I need to know how to set up marcos.

>>187971584
They're good, and my only arguments for them being good revolve around everyone who disagrees with me being a box babby

>>187969179
Do:
Attempt to be the friendly neighbourhood officer and talk to people
SPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS
f l a s h b a n g
get at least some supplies incase of shit getting fucked
h a i l e r allows you to avoid macroing from >>187971117

Don't:
Be completely closed off to the idea of killing people, some people are absolute shitters or are a genuine danger to others
powergame everything possible like some kind of faggot
abandon your brothers in red
be afraid of flexing those spacelaw muscles if someone is being a cunt, you can really pile up time as long as you can give the reasoning to admemes if they brigged gets salty
also don't leave the shitters the tools needed to break out of their cell

MEGA DO NOT
trust silicons, remember the cam console can track borgs
be a little bitch, you can be much rougher than >>187971117 implies and still be in the clear
IGNORE SPS PINGS
REFUSE TO BUDDY UP IF SHIT GOES REAL BAD

>Guys, people will like the other maps if only they become familiar with them!
>Let's include weighted voting so trolls can vote for shit maps!
>Years later, people still don't like the maps.
>The shit maps still get only 5 votes max
>rigged vote gives it to them anyway so "people can get used to it

At some point, we have to acknowledge that being used to it is not the problem here.

>>187971742
All you need to know is there's a couple menus you have to right mouse click the title bar for.

>>187971742
I have never seen contraband returned on purpose, that shit gets left in the evidence locker
Rememberwhen processing big crims to check their PDA for messages and ID for extra access

>>187971905
The hailer to good when people start running. It's bad for explaining what's going on.

>>187972132
People like the maps only two autists screech otherwise

>>187971905
You can get rough but, chem abominations aside, they goal is to take people alive.

>>187972298
Actually, according to the votes, it seems a small group of less than 5 people like the maps, and are constantly screeching that the 30+ people who are not them are the autists.

>>187972560
Don't forget members of that small 5 person group admit to only choosing those maps to troll people. So the group of people who ACTUALLY like those maps is even smaller.

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>>187972560

>>187972713
I like how people are so ass blasted they got corrected they made a meme out of it to try to damage control.

>>187972805
There's no damage control, you never see "bagelbabbies" or something they're all box autists who hate change and would probably DDoS the server if box got any changes

>>187972560
Pools are meanigless, we have about 20-90 players at any given time, which means let's say 200 regular players and you base your assumption on a pool of 35 ?

>>187972684
False flagging.

>>187972560
Map votes show favorite maps, not liked maps.
If people could vote for any number of maps, or voted AGAINST maps, you would have a clearer picture.

>>187972205
Hailer em to stop, if they run instead of listening you have free license to tase and slap on resisting arrest
>>187972354
if they have killed a fellow officer they get the stabbu unless they are good at arrpeee or otherwise redeem themselves / the officer deserved it

>>187972915
Funny how none of those maps ever, ever, ever beat box in a proper vote.
>>187972907
Nah, you call 'em bagel trolls, as nobody actually likes bagel.
Even now, the only people defending bagel do it because they are busy screeching about how much they hate the playerbase, and how everyone but them is scum.

Meta station is tolerable. Bagel isnt bad. Box is Box.

Deff needs fucking deleted, the mapper beat with a tar stick, and anyone voting for it needs spaced. The SOLE redeeming feature of deff is cargo centralized. Any other map design featuring that would be automatically better.

>>187972915
Even long-lasting pools are meaningless ever since we had people vote rigging that skeleton vote.

>>187973053
but I like bagel

>>187972560
>Box gets 53% of the vote
>it's 30 against 5 guys

>>187972907
It's pretty strong damage control. I mean, you literally never get to play your map in a normal voting scenario.
That is why weighted voting was added in the first place.nobody actually votes for those awful maps.

>>187973137
So you're telling me that even with years of coddling and forcing people, other maps STILL can't beat box in an honest vote?

>>187973018
>ability to vote against maps
But then nothing other than box would ever be played.

>>187969179
Order an RnD Stock Parts Crate from cargo. When you arrest a scientist, open it with their ID. Build extra cloners in the brig. You now have free reign to kill anyone.

Box is ok
Meta is ok
Bagel is ok
Deff is HORRIBLE
Never played Packed

>>187973464
there's a reason deff is only voted for by assistants and people who done for the night.

>>187973412
If box is NO ONE's least favorite map, what's wrong with going there?

>>187973464
Packed has a pretty obnoxious medbay. Still better than deff's though.

>>187973176
I don't care what gets played? I just state my like for other maps and vote for them. I don't sperg out that my the maps I like don't get played like some people here do when anything not box is picked

>>187973303
Box is a fine map. There's just a sizable minority who don't want to play it every single round and I'm on their side.

>>187973446
Powergay tb'h

>>187973676
If you don't care what gets played, you wouldn't be voting.
If you didn't sperg out when you play maps you don't like, box babby wouldn't be a term.

>>187973793
Honestly, I just want a map that is legitimately good enough to beat box in votes without having to get pity-rounds on weighted voting.

>>187973952
I don't sperg out against box though? I just vote for the best map, bagel when I can

>extra cloners are bad

>>187974079
While theoretically possible, the high prevalence of sperging about box babbies and the low numbers of people who actually vote non-box make it extremely unlikely you are being truthful.

In order of medbays, from best to worst:
>Box
>Bagel
>Taxi
>Packed
>Meta
>Deff

I'd probably prefer Bagel's medbay if I'd played it as much as Box's medbay, but at this point Box is just the vanilla flavour while Bagel is something else I really like that's not vanilla like maybe strawberry I dunno. Meta and Deff are both too spread out. Meta is less spread out (I don't have to run a marathon to get to surgery), but its chemistry is awfully positioned and the (only) entrance is in a small hallway (with chemistry)
Reminder that the Meta entrance used to have A FUCKING SHOWER WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS

>>187974241
>high prevalence of sperging about box babbies
???
It's the other way around. High prevalence of sperging box babbies and those are responded with boxbabby insults.

>>187974241
what scum

>>187974321
The prevalence of people sperging about their love of box is actually rather low, when compared to the population numbers of people who vote for box.
As opposed to the incredibly high prevalence of bitching about box babbies compared to the incredibly low population number of people who vote non-box.

Statistically, it is almost impossible for someone who votes against box to not be sperging out about box babbies.

Wheras with box, if everyone was bitching about maps as much as the guys who vote against box, this thread would already be at post cap.

>>187974286
Meta and deff medbays are both shit. Purely because they both have the same retarded narrow hallway entrance with the fridge right there causing everything to be a clusterfuck. Deff's is worse for being 2 (TWO) tiles wide, and having those dumb cryo firelocks.

can someone post the sprite for the 1000 credit chit?

What I love about Bagel is all the break rooms with Breweries in them.
It's comfy to grab a cup of coffee and go do some xenoarching, or take a quick break in the lull between WILD RIDE intensity and just sit back and relax.

>>187974696
>chit
hehehehe

>>187974663
Remember the meta shower

>>187974793
heehee
regina

>>187974923
That was dumb, but I always end up forgiving shit like that, since it's an easy fix. Kinda like packed having shit chemmachines, or Bagel giving to much plasma. Terrible layouts piss me off way more, because I know they won't get fixed. I'm not going to fix them, so I guess I shouldn't complain.

>>187974286

Box is good but I wish someone would move that damn table already

you know which one

good job hachi

Lesson learned. Next time you're mine.

That was fun Hachi thanks for not just giving the succ

>entire sec department tells station borgs are compromised and sec is getting succed
>nobody does anything
>everyone acts all shocked when a deathsquad of security and robots comes out and fucks them
like, how dumb do you get?

>>187968715
>marines now throw pebbles instead of having guns
>crushers no longer take damage
>pebble pouches added to SL and spec vendors

Hachi is the vampire. We must unite to defeat her.

>>187979825
>her

Vampire rounds were a mistake

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>>187979745
I tried doing something by arming Cargonia with the entire armory.
I didn't expect N2O to flood the shuttle and the cargo techies to be really really new. Like didn't know how to drop items new.
I still had fun with the cargonians, though.
Way too many thralls with subverted borgs, there's only so much someone who comes into the round 10 minutes before the round end can do.

>>187979745
>nobody does anything
People did, they were stopped.
>everyone acts all shocked when a deathsquad of security and robots comes out and fucks them
There was no deathsquad, we were all peaceful servants except for that botanist

>>187979890
Check the medical records.

>>187979630
>praising a vox who couldnt even kill 1 plasmaman IAA agent

Hachi is a shit vamp and doesnt deserve a good job

>>187979948
just break into R&D and blow the borgs.

>>187979973
>thinking objectives mean anything

>>187979973
this this THIS
WHY THE FUCK ARE VOX BACK
FUCK YOU POMF YOU FURFAG

>>187980092
Yeah they kinda do. Gotta get that sweet
>greentext

>>187979948
didnt even know the borgs were subverted or that there was even a vampire

>>187979973
To be honest I only looked at my objectives about a few minutes before shuttle arrived. They're always an after thought because they're usually really easy and boring.

>>187965201
When is the ranged electrode/chloral meta going to fucking end?

Combat is so fucking boring.

>>187979948
>the cargo techies to be really really new. Like didn't know how to drop items new.

Feels like most of the experienced people who used to play cargo (including myself) stopped

will cargonia ever rise again?

>>187980149
I didn't know for certain if the borgs were subverted or not.
They didn't do anything to me when they rolled past me several times and I didn't want to get BWOINKED for turning them into scrap.

>>187980289
When you pull out two claymores

>>187980092
They nicked a TTV. That means they cared.

>>187980362
I still play cargo

>>187980409
They had a full on bomb, for MAD purposes I assume.

Objectives removed when
Make your own objectives which don't actually give greentext when?
Remove greentext and I guarantee you will remove 50% of our shit antags

Sorry for going catatonic on you Hachi, that round had been a shitfest from start to finish and I was salty as fuck.

>>187980849
>Make your own objectives which don't actually give greentext when?
WHEN

hey /ss13g/ want to see how I spent my friday

>>187981478
no

>Traitor uploads a law that I have to kill someone
>Stupid faggot doesn't put anything in about not stating or hinting at the law
>Tell crew about the law after I kill the captain and who uploaded it so that they can kill them since tator tot wasnt human

2 valids for free senpai.

>>187981478
Only if you spent it drawing lewds

>>187982225
I spent it making something else

>>187980860
I'm not offended, was just hoping I wasn't the cause of you going catatonic.

>>187981478
sure

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>>187983614

>>187983819
I regret it all

>>187869217
what

>>187983819
>Traders and Miners not mid tier
>Bartender and Chef not on top tier
other than that it's pretty good

>>187983819
I don't get it
What fetish is this?

>>187984343
I was going to put bartender on top but I got tired of doing complex ones

>>187983819
mechanic, IAA, and HoP should be on their seperate, 'worse than dogshit' tier

So I got bwoinked for breaking a single window frame on NT default to get to a wizard that was causing more harm to the station.

Clearly borg is not the role for me.

>>187985940
borgs are not utilitarian
follow your laws to the letter

>>187985940
>1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
I don't know what you expected

>>187985940
Silicons don't do the lesser of two harms. It's just something you have to learn.

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It's fine. I requested a permajobban from all silicon roles because this is like the third time I've been bwoinked for something.

Pic related.

>>187980362
I play cargo pretty frequently but I don't do more than like a round or two per day.

>>187985940
Ick ock

>>187986320
congrats on your perma for ic in ooc (the thread)

lmao

>>187985940
The trick is to not get caught.
Generally speaking borgs have a more difficult time doing this because you're working directly with the crew on the ground.

>>187987501
That's fine. I needed an excuse to stop playing. Not like there was anything to spoil anyways, the round was practically over.

>>187987867
>Logged out
Literally just appeal to get it lifted

>>187988070
And let them win? I will keep my pride and spite myself, thank you very much.

>>187988201
That's pretty much how it works if you're not around to talk to, but suit yourself

>>187984316

lol you're gay

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>>187989202
CKEY CKEY CKEY

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>>187989569

pomf123

>>187989569
Are you going to ruin our chances at the cup again? And when are you and shapka going to do a duet rap album together?

>>187983819
chef up top and you are perfect

>>187989659
Banned

>>187989696
I'll have an actual desktop and connection next game so hopefully not.
Friendship ended with Shapka, now Chugmonkey is my best friend

>>187989839

you change best friends every time you change genders

>>187989839
BUT THE SHAPKA FOSTER DREAM TEAM FT CARSH.

>>187989921
That's not a thing though

>>187990118
I'm gonna put the threats from down under 6ft under

>>187990686

lol

Good work with the Nuke crew

IT'S OPS

This only proves my Greater Crew Theory: In the absence of any external threat, the crew will destroy the station just as efficiently as any antagonist would.

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>nuke and deff vote at the end of a drawn out wiztended

oh shit was that valid?

deadmin goldsteel whenst?

>see corpse on derelict thaat won't get teleported
>ask dunsel for help saying the guy can't be teleported
>he goes 'OH SHIT THEY'RE PROBABLY ON THE TELESAT I'LL GO GET EM'
>15 minutes later, bird comes back with 5 corpses including dunsels
>never get that dude on the derelict because I'm too much of a pussy to trust others to send me and get me back, and I don't know where to find bluespace crystals
I'm glad you helped save those guys on the comms sat, but I wish you listened to what my issue was.

Bless you tyrone it was a pleasure

>>187991385

If you know where things are you can reliably escape the derelict

or turn the dj sat comms on at least

>>187991467
you too grey nigga

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>>187991319
haha i push da button

>>187990784
fight me tho

>come back from my 6-month mission in the ISS
>wiztended with endless griefing
>then it's deff

>>187991509
Oh, so I could have just teleported there, gone to that z4 teleporter, stripped the corpse of whatever blocked the teleporter and then teleport with him back to station? I'll remember that for next time.

>>187991697
Nothing changes, does it?

did I do okay as Plant Guy? I had a flashbang, super-capacity scrub baton, and kitchen knife. I didn't know what else I should steal as greentide.

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>only 25 people online

I haven't played in like a year, but 60+ (I think was the norm) What happened?

>>187991991
It was 60 yesterday, don't worry.
For some reason we see pop drops during weekends.

>>187991991
deff happened

>>187991991
Also, we just got out of a wiztended round. Everyone was getting bored.

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>>187992130
>>187992171
>>187992256
I get it, vg finally got it together and went out on a friday night, I'm so proud

>>187992487
What the fuck is that thing

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>>187991601

lol i'll beat you up no problem

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>>187992487
MASQUERADE VIOLATION

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>>187992523
Me, ready to fuck bitches

>>187992171
Deff is legitimately a good map where you can do fun gimmicks in maint.

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>>187992551
square up come on swing first

>>187992658
Fucking kill yourself and shut up with your likes you french piece of shit go take black muslim cock

>>187992487
>this is what's tildeing at you in the thread

>>187966548
You could have committed a bugfix well in advance of the round.

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>>187992691

punch

>>187992487
They're all playing lifeweb and having sex with children in it, don't believe such a lie

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>>187992691
YOU'VE GONE TWO SCOOPS TOO FAR, GROLAND GRUMPF

>>187992523
It's Valkyrie Skies IRL. That's the HRT.

>>187993012
You know, I'd believe that

>>187992790
Touché.

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What'd he mean by this?

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>>187993118
remove TG babby from the premises
banbanbanbanban

>>187992926
>>187992823
You're both banned

Did you guys know that sandy sand has an inflation fetish?

>>187993369

lol you can't ban me

>>187993429
I've got the admin janitor insider to pull your IP

>>187993680

lol

im an admin

>>187993879
im pomf

>>187993879
proofs?

>post porn in /ss13g/
>get banned for 3 days minimum
>make a lewd joke in-game
>no warning permaban
>post your favorite hardcore inflation porn in the discord or the library in-game
>admins and regulars praise you
huh

>compile all the fetish porn you'd dump in the thread as a shitpost in a library book and shove it everyone's faces every round
>not even a note
HUH

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>>187994190
purge degenerates>>187994398

>>187994436
>teletubby with shotgun reaction image guy
it's been a while bud, hows it going

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>>187995240
I think it's my first time using the pic, you lonely shitposter

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>>187995240
>it's a "only one person ever posts a certain reaction image" guy.
I seriously can't believe people like you exist.

>only way to work around the screen freezing bug is to rollback to 510.1347
>get horrible graphical stuttering several times a second, doesn't happen on 511
What do?

Essential metafriend list?

>>187996528
AcidSpit
Agentofzog
Anglosphere
Cabik
Calb
Ch0c0latem00se
Comito
Crudequip
Cyadox
David samathy
Edwarus
Hobo Robo
Insomne
Inubashiri
Kamen132
Kavaloosh
Kavlax
KingCorg
Krookodilehunter
Latouche
Lionfire1234
Meet me in dorms
MONKEYMOLESTER69
Panthid
Pen0rpal
Pinkacolada
Potatomancake
Riho Hyena
Robo sperg
SangriaMonkey2
SomHuan
Soose
Tyguy10
WildFerret

All great folk.

>>187996730
>alphabetized
oWo what's this

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>>187996730
>no pomf

what the fuck

>>187996730
What the fuck why am I on the list?

Leave me the fuck alone, not being on a list is a bliss.

Besides, I'm probably not a good metafriend.

>>187997197
pomf's a faggot

>>187997315
Which one are you so I can take you off.

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>tfw not on a list
>feels good man

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>>187997356
Say that to my face and not over the internet faggot

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>>187996730
Why do you have that list?

>>187998083
Because he made this post >>187996528

>>187996730
>Edwarus
>Meet me in dorms
>Yred
shitlist

>>187998083
>>187998116
That's right.
And you're all going to be my very best friends foreverial.

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>>187996730
bird

>>187998083
>kudzo
>tfw polykudzu is dead.

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And it shall be known.

>>187998392
meant to say not metagame, oh well

>>187998487
We know what you meant.

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>>187965201
tfw comfy botany round

>tfw finally figured out how to hit 200 potency.
>tfw no one except the chef asked me for anything

>>187998373
Raild never seems to really want to interact with others if you try to talk with her.

>>187996730
>wtf why am I on the list
>its just the player list from last round
Whew

>>187999197
That sounds like a virologist to me

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>>187999629

>>187992130
>>187991991
You literally play on the same server as subhuman sub who would rather play during 60+ pop instead of comfy 25pop

Reminder that last year we had perfect 25pop rounds all the time and THESE SAME PEOPLE were whining that the server was """dying""" so they got the floodgates opened to all kinds of refugees from other servers

>>188000253
that's not how it works


the closest thing that has ever been was Probe making SS13 threads in /v/ going "why did you stop playing SS13??"

>Be chef
>10/10 botanist, makes me shit and gets his mutating/splicing done
>start making a health food gimmick, but no one really cares
>decide to start making cake instead, but can't ship them because lel no tagger
>make a popout cake for funsies, throw in back corner
>botany bro says he has surprise for me
>mauls a monkey he got with a novaflower
>absolutelybrutal.jpg
>gives me one, and remembering the popout cake, say I have surprise too
>has to leave due to virus before I can get it
>justasplanned.jpg
>hide inside cake after I put it in botany
>wait for what seems like forever
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
>o fuk
>Pop out of cake anyways, confetti and all
>"SURPRISE"
>"...Shit."
>Hide back inside cake after mauling a gibbering thing
>Harvesters milling about all around
>sweating.jpg
>Nar-sie himself floats into the side of my screen
> NOPE out with the cake
>mauled by Harvesters
>never got to surprise the Botanist

Still, fun round. Service is way more comfy than I thought.

>>188000000
checking get

>>188000253
Last year?
We've had crazier pops years ago.

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>>187974663
>those dumb cryo firelocks.
I FUCKING HATE THOSE STUPID FIRELOCKS.

>>188001158
You can always weld them open.

>>188001248
If I'm playing Medbay I'm usually doing chemistry and then I'm just too busy to get a welding tool

>>188000884
>all that /gsg/ shitposting
Truly an enigma of a general.

>packed

what map is packed? ive never heard of it

>>188002063
it's new

>>188002063
New Ministation. It's only available for vote if the server pop is less than a certain amount, either 15 or 20.

>>188002241
>>188002154
awesome, we needed a smaller map

>>188002241
it's 25

source was an admin who said so in ooc the other day

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>>187974286
>>187974663
It wasn't perfect, it even had a lot of flaws, but I wish Probe had finished it before he abandoned us

It would've at least been better than what we've got

>>188003779
>w-what if we patched def-
JUST
REMOVE IT

>>188003779
That's a really long medbay. Still leagues better than the shit we have now.

>>188003957
Box babies just make it harder for people with legitimate criticisms to be taken seriously

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>goldsteel literally explaining the method used to test for metagaming in the ban reason
Yeah great job dumbass just tell everyone how to not get caught

>>188003779
>>188003957
>>188004723
desu if we stripped deff down to make it a lowpop it can be salvaged

>voting for bagelstation, a highpop map, at 3~ AM EST

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

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>>188005281
He fucking WHAT now?

>>188005281
I checked aand I didn't see anything. wot you talking about?

>>188006078
>not wanting to play hide and seek

>>188006370
he deleted it
because he's a fucking idiot that needs to hide his tracks and fuckups.

>>188005886
What the fuck are you talking about? It's the literal opposite of lowpop

Everything spread apart, huge map, giant maint, extra slots for jobs like janitor, AI core even extra fortified to defend against higher pops

I like Packed too but not everything is better because it's cramped

>>188007124
>packed has 3 tile wide hallways
>not 1 tile

I want people to learn the consequences on always being on an intent that's not help 100% of the time

>It's another "mechanic rushes the spare" re-run

>>188007928
need practice runs for WR, piss off fag

>>188008109
do it on a private server to avoid RNG

>>188005281
What was it?

>>188007428
We have a game mode for that it's called Blob, or "How I learned to stop worrying and get killed by people on harm intent"

>>188008162
that's actually a good idea desu, but what if I actually get WR tho, I want to shove that fact in the officer's face as he puts me in perma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omx9ChGKOq0
Reminder

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>consider myself fairly robust
>catching criminals all day
>make buds with robot partner
>crime fighting duo
>go to catch another criminal
>I have him cornered, no where to run
>BZZZT
>the robot was never really on my side
>genre immediately changes to noir as they dispose of my body
These streets are hard.

How do I make babby?

>>188010984
Devour intimate partner
???
Profit

That's what vore taught me

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>>188009454
>using hold up aim
I know there's a lot else wrong in that video there but
>using hold up aim

Can someone post the ss13 spurdos

>>188011146
Uhhh no, vore taught me that everyone only really wants to be the eaten one and the rare predator is only really doing it begrudgingly and out of necessity

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>>188011254

So I cant use the keyboard because everytime I click a letter it goes into the command/chat box at the bottom and I cant exit out of it, how do I fix this?

>>188009454
Reminder plasmamen at the time were
Flash Immune
Took basically 0 burn damage

So they had to go in melee, two very new players against somebody playing for years. It's not skill, its just obvious who would win

>>188012386
I have almost 1 year of playtime + read in-depth wiki articles
Still scared of going command, antag or security

>>187969867
Please, I need it for a video I am making

>>188012543
I suggest security officer on med-highpop as training. Because you won't get banned or yelled at too hard for initial inexperience

But really are we not going to talk about why goldsteel isn't deadminned yet?
https://pastebin.com/44z6MUvs

>>188013374
Because Probe is above such silly nonsense
And Nasaman probably didn't meant it too seriously

Don't let spessmen be your sole obsession and don't let meta be more important than the game itself.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=21292&sid=68ab4bdb51341d0a5ba07423778eebde#p21292
TURN ON THE FRICKIN' FORUMS, ITS HAPPENING

>>188013652
What about this sounds like he is making a joke? He sounds like a 13 year old 'mean girl'.

xevonix - Yesterday at 7:02 PM
yeah
youre not astroturfing the thread or anything are you
please tell me youre not
Goldsteel - Yesterday at 7:03 PM
It's not me.
xevonix - Yesterday at 7:03 PM
okay
Goldsteel - Yesterday at 7:03 PM
It's everyone else.
xevonix - Yesterday at 7:03 PM
what do you mean
Goldsteel - Yesterday at 7:03 PM
The war has a few regiments, basically.
Probe is fucking up. He's declared himself a dictator and he's acting like a tyrant.
Not just to players. Admins too.
He's threatening people.


Goldsteel - Yesterday at 7:04 PM
Currently, people are working to engineer expose of Probe.
I used to like Probe too.

>>188013374
I can't decide how to feel about xenovix from this pastebin. For one thing I respect him for this
xevonix - Yesterday at 7:02 PM
yeah
youre not astroturfing the thread or anything are you
please tell me youre not

Trying not to fuck up the thread with his shilling. However, its clear he cares more about the 'discord' which is codewords for my metaclub.
xevonix - Yesterday at 7:07 PM
i am really bothered by the thing he said about how he wants to keep all his coder friends happy
but he doesnt give a shit about the actual discord

>>188013963
This part too
xevonix - Yesterday at 7:14 PM
i mean i didnt like it but i dont really care enough to start or join a hate campaign.

>>188013374
>i mean i didnt like it but i dont really care enough to start or join a hate campaign.
That's what everyone says.
Everyone is invested to more or less of a degree.
I've said this before: Try not to think about this as a secret hate project.
>it just makes me sad
Try and think of it as a constructive thing, removing a tyrant and installing something more democratic.
The community comes first.

>>188014129
Where's this 'democratic' new system we were promised goldsteel? Or is democracy to metaclubbers just having one of their own in charge and being able to sway them in private discord discussions?

>>188014230
Sorry we tried a democracy for a while
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/119
But it turns out we don't agree with 60% of the playerbase, so we stopped all this democratic nonsense.

Same shit, but with worse people in charge.

>>188014230
>>188014432
Its democracy when it agrees with the metaclub, and its dictatorship when its something that disagrees with the metaclub.

It's the same shit they hated Probe for.

>>188013963
Does the thread and the discord not overlap to some degree?

>>188014679
It 'overlaps' in that metaclubbers will organize anonymous shitpost campaigns privately to convince people to quit their positions, if they displease the metaclub.

>>188014679
both are full of shitposting

>>188014932
>>188014867
True.
Fair enough.

https://youtu.be/t_0veX86wgI

>calb
>Very bad decisions as a detective which lead to three people dying. You seem to have an issue with escalation, and in general being a nuisance to everyone around you. I implore you to re-read the rules and try hard to imrpove.
Why not just jobban from sec and command

D E D
E
D

>>188013963
>but he doesnt give a shit about the actual discord
>evaluating the Discord higher than 0
Obvious puppet of the Metaclub

Packed Station is a bad station
>Many suicides because people can't cope with claustrophobia
>It is the only station which does not have a SME room
>There aren't even waypoints for mules, so all crates have to be delivered manually

>>188017926
Did you open an issue for that last one?

>>188018974

you're meant to just walk

or use pads

>>188017926
Most comfy station in my opinion.

>Vote Meta
>Wins with 1 Vote
Vote breaks the next 3 rounds

>>188021251
What a thrill...

what exactly does a riot shield do?

>>188021251
>log in
>vote
>metaclub
>logout

>>188017926
>claustrophobia
you mean comfyphobia

>>188021281
chance to block melee and projectiles

>Scientist accidentally releases a xeno drone
>It doesn't evolve into a queen and destroy the station

>>188021281
Basically you can't be disarmed and it has a chance to block melee attacks and sometimes projectiles

>>188021332
>>188021402
do you know the percentage? and is the disarm block 100%?

>>188021494
50 - (damage / 3) percent chance to block
buckler has a 1/3 chance to fail to block additionally

>>188021358
NPC drones don't evolve.

>>188021634
cheers

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>>188021358
That drone probably went on to float in some random z-level, couldn't find it anywhere. Even if it could evolve, it would be on research outpost so nothing would come of it.

On another note, Mecha Hitlers can be killed, they have 1000 HP and explode on death. I counted 100 extinguiser swings. And are apparently supposed to drop a gatling gun in code, though this one didn't.

>log in
>no Maya Durmon
>log out
am i the only one

>>188025402
>open thread
>login fag
>close thread

>log in
>shitpost
>collect my (You)

am i the only one?

>wake up
>check thread and discord for any mentions of me
>cry
>shitpost questions in the vain attempt for people to mention my static
get on my level brainlets

Has anyone EVER guessed the station's nuke code out of pure luck?

Being able to construct apiaries/bees making their own homes when?

>>188026521
It's 1111

>>188026521
the more important question, has it ever actually been 12345?

>>187983474

Nah, that was all the shitters breaking into chem

>It's always the Dionas being the worst shitters

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>>188031456
>diona being the worst shitters
>not humans

>>188031752
For me personally: I'll take on a greytiding human any day because they can't ventcrawl directly into the armory
Well, unless they have the Contortionist's Jumpsuit I guess. But you have to be naked to use that so you can't bring a backpack with you. Hardly anyone uses that Syndie item.

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I redid the splash screen here since people said the first one looks shitty

kharkov, you did NOTHING wrong

>>188032028
>changing Maya's hair
IDIOT

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>>188031873
>same ventcrawl into the armory shit again
>when most of the time they can't ventcrawl because distro is overpressured and waste is cooled
>when they need to be naked to ventcrawl
>when they can't use guns unless they evolve because no dex
Every time.

>>188032235
I got a guy stuck in the radstorm
that's pretty wrong

>>188032505
I steal guns for the status symbol, duh

>>188005281
>>188006341
All they fucking do is move your metafriend somewhere else and trap him, and remove his communication methods in game.

Then dumbo metagamer X tells dumbo metagamer Y where he is, and Y rushes to save him.

>>188032978
but how do you ventcrawl back my smartplant? you can't ventcrawl unless you have nothing on you.

>>188032310
who?
the only maya i know is a paramed

>>188033125
I do what any shitter does. I cause a billion motion alarms until someone comes to check it out and run out the door when they open it

>>188033024
people actually fall for this? wew.

here I thought admins did actual CSI shit with logs

>>188033438
It's only really used on new players that join together

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>>188005281
>uneven amount of underground pipes

>>188032028
That's much better.

>>188033317
superb way to get fried by the AI

>>188032505
Armor-plated skirts as a HoS outfit, when?