/palg/ - Paladins General

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KNEEL

and smite

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>>187958473
Best thread for best girl

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My thread

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Ash a best, BEST!

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Inara is very cute

>>187958473
bad mspaint edition

>>187958695
That skin is bad af

>>187957764
makoa has the pick potential to make it a 4v5. Good players won't get tricked and land their hooks so your argument is retarded. If you think makoa is not more impactful than nando you should stay in diamond forever

>>187958695
what is this from lad?

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>>187958695
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>>187958751
is this how /palg/ dies?

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>no SMITE
Good.
Also, is Nandoposter dead?

>>187958636
no fuck off already

>>187958695
I want to like it but when they showed that skin from the side she almost looked kinda bloated or stretched. Bit of a shame since the art looked really nice.

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HUNKER DOWN

>>187958473
nobody but namefags use that discord link, remove it in the next thread. the decks site also throws a bitch fit if you have adblock so remove it too, it's not like you can't import loadouts from decent players anyway.

>>187958835
Dead, amigo.

>>187958981
yeah, "hunk" ;)

>>187958835
maybe they sleep i believe there are several fernando anons

>>187958992
discord on 4chan is the first step of killing your thread
first all the people move to discord and talk about the game there
then the thread is nothing but a husk of itself x10
and then it dies

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>>187958818
We haven't even posted all the girls yet, so no we'll live.
>>187958992
Not removing the discord link just so people can ask for it in the thread, no point in doing so. I'll get rid of the decks site though. I promise I won't fuck up that one (embed) too.

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What went wrong?

>>187959004
Guess I have to pour one for the fallen. He probably got some personal stuff or something.
>>187959090
>several fernando anons
I didn't know about that.

>>187959261
Nothing. He just got younger.

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>>187958963
And it turns out that was because of a bug. Good deal.

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im not a slut lowrez please stop ignoring me

Reminder that smitefriends are our brothers.

>>187959354
Well Baroness is a good skin.

>>187958981
I'm not a hunker, but I would be down for him, if you catch my drift.

>>187959201
>>187959159
>>187958992
i agree, remove the damn discord, discordfag are pathetic wannabe-tripfag.

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>>187958992
>>187959201
Also meant to ask, but does anyone even bother using the /palg/ ID List? I figure if I'm trimming down what shouldn't be in the OP for next time I'd get rid of everything that's not worth having.

>>187958797
>wont get tricked
>what is positioning
>what is shielding
>what is bodyblock
>what is keeping yourslef away from his range
Thats were youre wrong, kiddo. Yes, he can do that, but, if the suport sticks his healing up the targets ass you might not get the "potential" pick. Nando has more shielding, more health, more caut spread potential and a good team ult, while m'koa has what i already listed on previous bread. Now, you look a bit salty when facing thruth, see you on my way to masters while you get demoted to plat.

>>187959354
No buff for you sorry

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>>187958761
excuse me?

>>187959582
get rid of the part that says no smite friends

>>187959079
OBSORB

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>zhin skin
>delay after counter fixed

ARE YOU READY?

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>>187959354
>play Tyra in ranked
>people act passive aggressive when picked and blame me for loss even if I didn't do bad
>if we win, hardly get any credit

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>>187959704
You wish bucko. Go make your own general and stop shitting up ours. Oh wait, it'll just die like it always does won't it?

>>187959754
IT ISNT FAIR IT JUST ISN'T FAIR
WHY DOES KITTY GIRL GET ALL THE ATTENTION

>>187959754
i did it one time because i was the only one who could pick dps at that point and i wanted to melt tanks, big mistake. But our flank was dumber

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reminder

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Ahahaha

>>187960036
>>>/r/smite
This is your only home.

>>187959881
Pedos, i swear

>>187960110
get fucked blue trash

>>187960110
Grokh art rework.

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HOLY SHIT MOM
AND I ALREADY GAVE UP HOPE

>>187960316
FUCK YOU

>>187958695
>the decal on her leg is fucking 2d painted on
what the flying fuck

>>187960316

Shows how dumb it is to give up on things, doesn't it, anon? Congratulations!

>>187960393
You mean how giving up makes magic happen?

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I love her, I love my perfect wife with all my heart. No one loves her more than I. Do not believe their lies, they just want to cause harm.

>>187959561
>covers up her cute face
What's the fucking point then?

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>>187959754
>teammate picks tyra
>not a single molotov on the objective
every god damn time

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>Win on Frog Island as Ash
>Get top play for ulting and bouncing three people to their death

Wew

>still no paladin champ

>>187960532
the face changes depending on what you're doing

>>187960640

Wait for Lazarus, anon.

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>>187959090
I don't know if he can take in so much Fernando

>>187960531
can i be your wife anon

>>187960531
Once upon a time, there was a slut who fucked a lot of black men. She also saw a 5'6 manlet on the side, but only when she felt like emasculating him. This particular slut was of Asian descent, and had very large, voluminous, eye catching ears. The black men she fucked often liked to stick their stinky penises inside them. The sensation was odd at first but, as with most things, you got used to it. The slut preferred to be treated like a bitch, a sow. She liked to be penetrated above all and lived for nothing else.

Is Ash the only actual Paladin in the game?

>>187960393
>Shows how dumb it is to give up on things, doesn't it, anon?
Truly made me think.

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Would you a pip(human)?

repost for daytime pals https://pastebin.com/uqK3WmvL

>>187960879
we dont car about your mother, sorry.

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>>187961106

That's a Pip(elf), anon.

>>187961229
>care

>>187961250
jared leto pip is better than sly thief pip

>>187960110
Don't worry guys, 'couple of months' means 'next patch' in the language of time travelling spies like Holt.

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>>187960830
I'm already taken, anon, taken by the most beautiful and kind girl any man could ask for.
I hope you can forgive me, but I can't take your proposal.

When do you think hirez will drop paladins and make a pubg close?

>>187961523
pls i cn only play ying trade

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>>187961124
Homo content (not in this part) wooooo

>>187961469
>he goes to the future and steals his own content creating a time catastrophe

>>187961654

It's okay, he'll just steal the catastrophe from time itself.

>>187960546
Tyra sometimes has to save it for the flank that everybody's choosing to ignore that can run circles around her. Her only escape is using the fire to block off the path to her.

>>187961740
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT

>>187960879
don't plagiarize me

>>187961597
Two months and we get another major gameplay change like the one after closed beta.
Can't wait to drive my horse into someone to kill them instantaneously.

>>187961740
as expected from the master

>>187959751
As if counter Zhin needed more advantages to oblitarate me harder

hi! i missed the patch preview and i'm too lazy to shift through the VOD
is the new nando skin direct purchase? if not, how can one get it?

>>187961838
Batlefield 6: champions of the realm

>>187961985
Become VIP by paying 99 dollars per year.

How long does it take for price of a recent champion to be lowered?

>>187961985

It's available through the new VIP shop-you need to earn VIP points by playing the game.

>>187962086
E T E R N I T Y

>>187960532
maeve isnt cute
she has an ugly jew face

>>187962049
sorry, i meant Paladins: champions of vietnam

>>187961985
its free, you will earn the vip points by playing the shitty game

>>187962086
thay aint being reduced anymore

>>187962197
>thay aint being reduced anymore
If they aren't, then they'll probably end up all being one price.

PTS WHEN

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>>187961936

>>187962070
>>187962154
>>187962197
ty
the new vip stuff looks stupid and the last thing we need is another currency to obfuscate actual costs but whatever

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>>187962197
So i can buy expensive champs without fear of their price getting lowered next day? I don't have much gold.

>>187962401
Because there is barely any way to tell ig Zhin has counter up or not

>>187959586
you are honestly retarded
>positioning
nando suffers from this way more than makoa
>shielding
so? why shield when you can pressure by dpsing
>what is bodyblocking
then makoa changes his angle. if someone is forced to bodyblock that means he is a free target for your team
>keeping yourself away from his range
does nando have infinite range? if makoa is forcing people to stay out of his range that means he is doing a fine job by zoning

diamond is where trash belongs but i guess that is too much for you. enjoy demoting to gold while i am on my way to be GM

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>>187959561
She's look GOOD as fuck my dudes

>>187962408
Its just a skin currency earned by free

>>187962482
yeah, you can.

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>fix the "delay" after Zhin's counter
>don't fix the terrible audio and visual cues that make it impossible to actually tell when his counter's ended

>>187962482
They'll only be lowered in a new patch, and they'll announce it in patch notes.

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Which champion will get the Chiron treatment?
I bet it's going to be that faggot Sha lin, they both have bows, and it's a perfect valentines day skin.

>>187962925
Bomb King. Exploding rainbows.

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>>187962925
no no you got it wrong, the question is ..
which champion is going to get the skadi treatment?

>>187962925
Everyone.
Cute Makoa was only a beginning.

>>187963048
i need it

>>187962925
Sha Lin seems the most sensible for a rainbow themed skin. The sand particles on his cape and movement trails would just become rainbows, and then he'd get some purple or bright blue pants. Then he could be shirtless with slicked back hair.

Patch notes where?

Holly shit we're at the top.

>>187963261
You posted literally a minute after they went up
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?55181-Open-Beta-58-Patch-Notes-September-1st-2017

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Bob ross sylvanus actually made me want an Artist character in Paladins that fight using the power of drawing skill/Paint

>>187963276
Say hello

>>187963174
With Nyan Cat Maeve they could cover both fields.

FUCK YOU OVERBABBIES

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>>187963220
>tfw /palg/ay will become even stronger the second Sha lin has a line that references to a possible boyfriend like Chiron does
It's over lads, the gays won.

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>>187963174
>>187962925
>>>/vg/smgen

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>>187963315
>GRAPHICAL ENGINE UPDATES
fucking finally holy shit
this better increase my fps

>>187963349
Well, we dropped to 3 instantly.

>>187963276
of what

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>>187963413
I can't believe that Maeve single-handedly defeated entire Blizzard.

>>187963343
I wonder how the meeting to obtain his likeness rights went.

>>187963517
Knowing Hi Rez i'll decrease them.

>>187963506
hey hey dude, we're discussing about skin, not smite, we're just seeing thing smite done and thinking about how paladins can execute it. Stop being so mad.

>>187962401
>not baiting the counter
>not shooting him while counter is up and dodging the coming attack
>not working with your team and shooting him in the back while counter is up
Shit is easier than killing a genji

>>187963649
Of the general.

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>>187963745
That's not how lowrez works.
If anything, the game will look substantially uglier with decreased vision with absolutely no fps gain

>>187963343
A painter champ sounds amazing.
Pls no grover skin I'd kms

>>187963863
I'm on top of you;)

>>187963838
>working with your team
Unheard of.

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As a non-VIP user, you gain 50 points per win and 25 points per loss.

That means it would take 1200 matches to unlock the maeve skin, assuming you win every single match you play.

>>187963910
H-HAYAI

>>187962562
>nando suffers from this way more than makoa
was talking about makoas targetpoint of view, sure you can rush to the enemys face while getting shot at for free.

>so? why shield when you can pressure by dpsing
is this what mukao mains believe? free shots at you and teammates are not that big of a deal, lets just remove shields.

>then makoa changes his angle. if someone is forced to bodyblock that means he is a free target for your team
changing angle means you might not be protecting your team, therefore loosing a squishy is more certain, considering a 5v5 battle situation. the body block will mainly be made by a tank, either by letting himself get hooked, charging forward to tank the dmg or shielding, anyway he has better chances of survival while saving the weaker class and drawing all your teams atention, giving space for enemy dps to move closer or do damage without pressure. If your allies decide to battle enemys, then you wont get that pick.

>does nando have infinite range? if makoa is forcing people to stay out of his range that means he is doing a fine job by zoning
it seems i should have made it clear that i was talking about his hook, damages can do good damage from afar, supports dont need to be at the frontline so often since the best ones can heal from distance. Flanks are designed to be fucked by tanks and enemy frontliners tank or shield you hook maymay

Again, you get frustrated by thruth. I too played kamoa for long, he just aint that good, calm down honey, you will get demoted faster this way.

>>187963960
>after 1200 matches everyone will be raeve maeve
HOW DO I STOP THIS TRAIN

>>187963960
I just want Fernando skin, can i buy it for crystals?

>>187963960
Good, that means it's rare and not something I'll see day 1 Maeve shitters spamming.

>>187963960
You can also be boosted by a non jew Vip member.

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>>187963517
started playing on OB41 and i used to able to run everything at medium with easily 60fps and above with my below-average PC but with each patch release shit just kept getting more fucked for some reason
i can still play it obvs, but i have to tone down everything to an absolute minimum if i want a stable fps, including configs
i dunno about this directx 11 and my graphics card probably doesn't support it, but it's nice to see that they're alteast trying to do some slight optimization. hopefully they'll do more stuff like this sooner and more often

>>187964025
okay no joke can you post your guru?
because you might be one of those retards that do nothing but afk on point and think they are doing shit by holding their shields up

>>187963960
just 50? holy fuck.

>>187964162
You can for 200.

Why the fuck can't I mute people in the champion select screen. I have to listen to this shit for like a full minute before I can mute them.

>>187964203
Unless you get dropped by an angry cyka.
Enjoy never getting Maeve because of drophacks.

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>>187963479
>It's Lex

is maeve
dare i say it.......
not C tier now

>>187964280
>guru
just so you can do a shitty reply again? Serious, no joke, all you do is meme your answers and dont even put effort on your arguments. i sure dont stay sit on point like a turd, since i prefer playing Ash. Post yours if the imaginary numbers from the site that just uses the same smite sistem is so important for you.

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>>187964463
BACK OFF??!

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>>187964317
Tnx, you cheered me up

>>187964671
i wasn't going to check your guru elo i was going to check your in game stats and ranked w/l
maybe a replay if i feel like it

>>187964671
Hey fellas, PTS is updating.

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SURGING
WITH
POOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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>>187964836
Heh, i'd prefer staying anonymous, dont want to risk becoming the new memecuck. Hope this is enough for you.

>>187965169
i meant your latest matches and ranked w/l

>>187965049
we can see your peepee mr blue green man

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>>187965256
yah, taking more screens, hold on.

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>got Dark BArik because I thought it was cool and sinister looking
>Barik gets an update to look more sinister and edgy by default
>Dark Barik will probably keep the old look

>>187964463
>>187964759
>>187965101
What are these pictures implying?

>>187964809
Well to be frank you don't really buy it for 200, you buy 7 days VIP membeship, 5 radiant chest, 20 000 VIP points and 5 VIP match boosters. I don't know how much VIPP Fernando cost. But from what i read it's cheaper than the regular Gundam skin.

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idk why but this makes me laugh

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>>187964463
>>187964759
>>187965101
>implying that Lex doesn't belong to Pip only
You guys are going to be soooo embarrassed later.

>>187965438
that everyone has bigger titties than maeve

>>187965515
Because that delay is the fucking worst. Anyone that played Zhin died because of the delay at least once.

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>>187958695
>mfw she bullies Pip for being flank

>>187965365
actually, i dont what else could matter. Just hit me up with that (you)

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>>187965438
It's just casual /palg/ay, nothing to see here, citizen. Keep moving.

Hey, boys, every two weeks you can get 10k vip points for free, aint that nice?

>3.7 GB update in PTS
Holy shit, there must be really a lot of shit there.

>>187965559
>pip will never be this cute in game
why did the furries have to win

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>>187965672
>Can't stop making pip flank jokes because of this image.
Use this picture wisely folks, it'll ruin someone's life.

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>>187965834
>every two weeks

>>187965365
>d3
good luck

>>187965515
>hirez applies a bandaid on your open leg fracture
>it should feel better now

>>187965865
they've moving to dx11 and 64bit, I doubt they'll port to ue4 any time soon but this should improve fps for a lot of players at the cost of a shit ton of memory leaks.

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>>187965969
hey, i forgot this part, i mean, do you need to have a membership for this one?

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>>187966120
I havent played comp in almost a week, thank you anyway.

>>187964331
You can

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>>187966435
???

>>187966164
>they've moving to dx11 and 64bit
Fuck. Can I still use the 32bit client?

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>>187966435
yeah, how could they do it?

Which 7500 gold champ should I get next? I've got Ying, Evie, Drogoz, and Androxus already. Maybe a Frontline this time since that's pretty much what I'm forced to play everyday.

>>187966621
Yes.

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/palg/ay >>> pedoposters

any day of the week
of course nothing is better than good old honest womanposting

>>187963838
>shooting him while counter is up

Now we know you are a bronze shitter.

>>187966670
>not owning every frontline alreay
Step up

>>187966741
mommyposters > palgay >>> literally anything else > that pedo scylla spammer who regularly watches Allied streaming from the grave

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>>187966514
I've been seeing those yellow appendages in that pic as her arms for the longest time after forgetting she has antennae and now I feel stupid.

>>187960546
>Pick Tyra, Damba, Barik, Inara, and Willo
>Points melt

Shit is cash yo.

>>187959159
If a thread "dies" because of Discord then the thread wasn't very active to begin with.

>>187966670
Ash then

>>187966670
Makoa is fun as fuck. you can rape anyone with the default legendary but his important cards (excepting salvage) cost 4k each. Ash is retard proof but less fun.

>>187966621
upgrade your toaster grandpa

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>>187963960
And so the hirez treatment starts

>>187966741
Paladins Gear: Revengance is better than anything, but womenposting is god

>Before a match you will notice something different! For the first spawn room phase of a game you will now be able to control and navigate your character in third person!

Fuck yeas, thank you hirez! This is exactly what I needed! For reasons...

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>>187963960
prove

>>187963960
People will complain sooner or later about this. Or they'll give out 2x points/free points.

Okay, I bet that Sha Lin is getting a mastery skins next patch. That dance at the beginning of Raeve Maeve video? It's his new emote.

>>187967101
Read the patch notes, dumbass

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>>187966835
does this help

>>187967095
is this, dare i say, jerk off time?

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Here's the details on the engine update for anyone that didn't see

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>>187967158
I giggled, thanks anon.

>>187967143
>Complete your weekly quests for even more VIP Points. 100 Points per weekly quest completed.
I-its not that bad, guys.

>>187964809
Okay so i found it. It costs 30 000, you need to earn 10 000 more (Or you can pay 70 more crystals to get it). You gain 50 with no VIP and 150 with VIP on a victory, 30 and 60 on losing and 100 and 500 on a weekly quest.

Pts is down?

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time for your medicine /palg/

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this hasn't changed for 10 minutes, is it updating or is it actually stuck?

>>187966801
I wanted to try other roles, but everyone else just locks in the other roles and I'm stuck frontline all the time.

>>187966962
Isn't she 12500? She is definitely one of them I'll buy first.

>>187966992
I guess I'll go for him before the others, but is the skill floor for him high? A large number of Makoa's I've seen aren't that good.

>>187963930
Okay:
>using your team as bait

>>187966992
>Ash is retard proof

You haven't played very much if you believe this. No one is retard proof.

>>187965101
what is with tumblr and shipping characters by completley ignoring the characterization (what makes them Them). isn't that pretty much like making OCs with someone else's looks? whats the appeal, i just don't get it but it sickens me more than half the shit in deviant art

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>>187967095
Now I really need a zero suit Ash.

>>187967416
>this tongue
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/86/Ying_TR_Card_Select_3.ogg

>>187967615
only at VIP store. :^)

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>>187967376
100 points
per week
a skin costs 60 000
Hava nagila!

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>>187967293
And all the VIP details

>>187967690
I didn't want this money anyways.

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ask a hi-rez employee anything.

(except shit about balance, I'm not a designer)

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>>187967624

>>187965602
Purrrrrrrrfect

>>187967502
ash is truly retard proof
>shoot and miss
>still deal damage

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FOR FUCK SAKE

>>187967615
Ash would've been 10x better without the shitty haircut and highlights

What do I do if the enemy has two snipers and its Timber Mill?

Pick a flanker and try to dodge 2 shots per second? Go flank with a Fernando or an Ash? Go with BK and kill their frontlines before they kill ours?

>>187967849
Why did you make this vip cancer?
Now everyone warning us about fucking tribes up with jew tier faggotry was proven right

>>187967886
isnt this the recolored summer skin for brs

>>187967849
Why haven't you fixed the Pip potion bug yet?

@187967884
spotted the retard

>>187967762
Honestly it's better value than just buying it with crystals. Since you can buy a boost. Fernando black is way cheaper than white. You can get it for just 270 crystals. Or 200 and about a week of playing.

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>>187967849
How do I get Mamacita to become my gf?

>>187967849
Who else is getting redesigned for lore reasons?

>>187967849
Why did it take so long to "nerf" cassie?

>>187966764
>I can't ad spam effectively
Your move bronzy

>>187967419
>is the skill floor for him high?
if you're good with Androxus you'll be good with Makoa. it sounds retarded but they have similar cooldowns except the hook which should be used on anything but a healthy tank, with the default legendary you don't need your team to follow up with damage.

>>187968074
Have you tired asking her?

>>187967849
Are all the people we see on streams actually nice and good fun to be around?
Is Alyssa cuter in person than on camera?

>>187967849
Who's the gay champion?
Also, spoil some lore.

>>187967849
Best girl?

>>187968003
yes, i'm complaining about the retarded name, its a "dance" move that implies sexual penetration. Only favelados and negroes like it.

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>>187967849
vip should have just been a flat subscription - you pay you get skins
now that's out of the way~
how does the team feel about tyra?

>>187967849
Mahou Shoujo Grohk-chan when

>>187967849
How is your day going? Are you staying hydrated?

>>187967849
>(except shit about balance, I'm not a designer)
So about what then?

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>>187967849
gib crystal codes :(
how is it at hirez, is the CEO really a cunt like the glassdoor review said?

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>>187964759
>>187964463
>>187965101

Gay judge is here.

>>187967884
Tell that to all the 0/20 Ashes of the world. The auto explosion doesn't help retards do full damage or use her abilities effectively.

>>187968105
>AD spam
Wtf are you talking about? You don't make Zhin counter because he will heal and you loses ammo you dumbshit.

>>187967849
Is Garrett single?

>>187968412
we need this skin, with or without gay context

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>>187968226
I want to have an intimate, sensual bath with Kinessa!!!!

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>>187967849
loli champ when? Seriously though, any chance at all? No, Maeve doesn't count.

>>187968437
Maeve doesn't have ammo

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Okay, shouldnt i have lots of currency? Restarting the game

>>187967849
How hard was it to get the job? What did you do?

Why is PTS stuck downloading at 0%?

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>>187968110
>if you're good with Androxus you'll be good with Makoa

Shit.

>>187968808
You should.

I can't wait for the Barik update. He's one of my favorite frontlines.

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>>187967849
Where are the Global Agenda skins

Is the founder's pack worth it?
I haven't been playing too long but it's pretty great and $20 isn't too bad

>>187967849
pls respond

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>Paladins ran on DX10 all this time

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>>187968808
>>187969224
no change, dont know what is happening.

the price is wrong, or might be special for hues. Shooting range is broken, you can only play with viktor

>>187968374
FUCKING THICC

>short hair

now its ruined

>>187969359
zhin recon kinessa recon seem like easy fits

>>187969469
dx level literally doesn't matter to the end user 99.9% of the time

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>>187969359
Whoa momma

>>187958710
>niggers
>straight hair
pick UMA

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>>187969541
Also, maeve eletronic music keeps playing on the background even without the skin or playing maeve

in case you are wondering about the weekly quests

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>tfw gonna want to open the Lex Brazilian skin just so that I can get spikey hair Lex instead of greying middle-aged

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>>187967995
>>187968015
>>187968074
>>187968080
>>187968084
>>187968138
>>187968149
>>187968196
>>187968307
>>187968309
>>187968325
>>187968374
>>187968458
>>187968895
>>187969359
>>187969445
you've been all baited by me lmao
photoshop can do wonder

>>187969848
its hipster blonde pls respect the law

>>187969960
idk lol i have 4chan pass so posting takes like 5 seconds.

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>>187969960
delet this

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>>187969960
I knew it was too good to be true.

>>187969960
nigga you just lost time photoshopping your shirt

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>>187969729
They managed to break pts, dont know how. got disconect and Maeve dubstep still playing, reloged, jumped on the shooting range and still not being able to change champion, only viktor remains. Vip store camera looks closer than what were showed on stream

For some clarification, I'm a Smite artist... So I might not get everything.
>>187967995
I didn't make it. Probably got made cuz paladins isn't making as much money as it costs to produce. Games are expensive.
>>187968015
I'm not a designer so dunno. If it doesn't get fixed in the next patch tweet at one of the designers.
>>187968074
easiest way is to get a job here or work nearby. hi-rez is hiring.
>>187968080
I thought it was a shitty idea to have lore in paladins. That's why i'm staying on smite til they work shit out.
>>187968138
Alyssa is cuter irl. So is Savannah believe it or not. Taco is meh irl
>>187968149
if that sniper guy came out, idk who's next. Wasn't really excited for him.
>>187968196
in game or irl?
>>187968226
be easier to say if I was on the paladins team.
>>187968309
I wish. Trying to though.
>>187968325
anything.
>>187968536
Willo is a loli

>>187970456
>If it doesn't get fixed in the next patch tweet at one of the designers
it's such a known bug that the devs joke about it on stream whenever Pip is mentioned.

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>>187970456
>I'm a Smite artist
Pls bring Scylla to paladins, you will make millions on lewd skins!

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>>187970454

>>187968374
Touchy subject.
We never see the CEO. Nobody does except the COO. Its like a wizard of Oz situation.
Todd Harris (The COO) is really cool. he also looks identical to Bob Saget. If the question is "Do you approve of the COO?" our glassdoor ratings would be as good as riot's.

>>187970456
What does the smite team think of Tyra?

>>187970871
cheeseburger with just ketchup, no FUCKING pickles
also french fries
and uhhh diet soda

>>187970871
I'll take some chicken fries

>>187970871
A small coke thank you anon.

>>187970871
a good gayme

>>187960531
Late as fuck but I love her more than you and I love you more than Ying does

>>187970871
Get me smoothie, bro. Thanks.
Btw PTS is fucked, I can't get into shooting range and when I tried to queue training I was being kicked out all the time.

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>>187971078
take your pick

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>tfw was literally at 1HP at one point
I almost feel proud of myself.

>>187970456
>paladins isn't making as much money
Are they running out of money? I thought that with the crystal sale they would gain a lot.

>>187970871
Sorry I can't pick anything I'm on a diet

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>still no Ying announcer pack

>>187970871
Thanks I'm fine maebro

>>187970456
>I wish. Trying to though.
Hey, you are doing great. Keep going.
What do you think about Raynday and Pretty Hair? How are they irl?

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>>187971412
>still no Fernando announcer pack

>>187971412
>no ash or inara announcer pack

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>>187971543
ummmmm

>>187970456
>Alyssa is cuter irl. So is Savannah believe it or not. Taco is meh irl
Is Tina as fun irl as she seems to be on streams? Does she swear a lot?

>>187971219
NOT YET AMIGO

>>187971332
yeah, I don't really know the logistics. I just think they were planning on having the game do better than Smite. I personally think people will be more willing to throw money at it after it gets out of Beta.

>>187971641
"no"

>>187970871
Dr Pepper cherry
>>187971412
Evie announcer would still be better

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Did anybody save the webm of Fernando from Paladins Strike? I want to see if this is the same robot Fernando skin as in the mobile game. If so, this may mean that we'll get more mobile skins in the future.

>>187971920
>>187971412
willo is the only announcer worth anything please keep your abysmal ideas on /r/overwatch

>>187971645
She's cute but I heard she gets around.

>>187972020
That chick screams "daddy issues".
I bet she plays around. Isn't she married?

Holy fuck the shooting range is completely broken

Is it this bad ingame?

>>187970630
>low grafics

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got the Cassie skin from first brazil chest. Both the Lex and Cassie Brazil skins are recolors of the original summer skins and come with the summer voice pack.

>>187970843
alright thank you now get your hand on crystal code and share them with us thank love

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>>187971970
Same color scheme, but that's about where the similarities end.

>all this vip grind
Fuck it, I'm buying the vip pack and getting the barbarian zhin, raeve maeve and black gundam.
Fucking Hi-rez, getting my money again.

>>187972328
it was set to low when i oppened it for the first time

>>187972382
Have you got the webm with the regular mobile Nando?

>>187972926
Saved the webm from someone else, and I don't recall seeing one for the regular skin.

>>187973019
That's a pity.

>the spectrum on raeve's clothes is real-time
neat
shame they're breaking everything else in the game when they add this shit

>>187973171
The Smite Experience™

Hey, guys, 12 items in the new chest are emotes.

I swear people can't pick in comp. "I'm good on this [shit] hero!" is not a valid argument in comp you motherfuckers. Play a [broken] hero, for the love of all that's good and holy.

>>187973171
it's honestly impressive that they're so consistent on fucking shit every single goddamn patch - you KNOW this won't be fixed before the patch release lmao

>>187973357
Which ones are broken? I see people banning regularly Willo, Owlman and Drogoz

So are console patches usually a week later? We just got Strix the other day...

>>187973375
This is not how it works.
What is okay on pts breaks in the live version. What is broken on pts usually gets fixed.

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heh

Holy shit that Maeve skin is cool af.

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Music is atached to the body part, but now you can use dreamhack maeve without the ginger eyebrows

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>Lian's Godess skin actually fully changes her entire outfit
d-does this mean that Lian already has a fully nude model beneath her clothes?

>>187973756
SHE ISNT UGLY ANYMORE
THANK YOU 4KREZ

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>>187973618
It me.

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>>187973756
sickening

>>187973487
Owlman is autobanned until next patch. But yeah, Willo, Drogoz, Nando, Damba, Jenos, Ash, Lian, Sha Lin are toppest of top tiers. There are actually not that many underpowered champs, but people still manage to pick them (like most flanks, except Zhin who can be annoying)

>>187973618
Wow, that is a ridiculously good deal. And I thought after the Realm Pack they'd go full jew.

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>>187973881
was going to get there, her body part doesnt go well with other headpieces, at least not for me, unlike her headpice. have another

Will Maeve's skin finally let us differentiate between third world shitters that pick insta pick Maeve and first world shitters that do it?

>>187974252
Yes, but eventually even thirdworlders will grind enough to get her.