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Legion's Edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

Previous thread: >>187641586
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First for Geth husbando.
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>>187863435
first for cuckmaster max
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DEATH TO ALIENS

EARTH FIRST
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LSW is Chloe is Liarafag, Western anon is tulpa anon is western anon
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>>187863942
All me.
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>>187863673
>>>/out/
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>>187863630
Ree and Max will get a well deserved happy ending together, just you wait.
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>>187864645
POWER ARMOR SUPLEX FOR JEE WHEN
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>>187863447
wew

>>187863630
cliffhanger 5ever
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>>187865038
THAT'S WHERE YOUR WRONG DESU
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>>187865173
>major character death
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>>187865474
>thain krios
remember it's set during mass effect 3
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>>187864615
/dag/ is our sister community
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>>187865474
>>187865585
thane*
also if it's anyone other then jee imma fucking riot
even that gay krogan and his turian lover
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>>187865596
Retarded, adopted sister that we've beaten up twice and still clings on us, even though our parents are dead and we've disowned her.

>>187865723
>Reading gay fanfiction
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>>187865940
>what is background characters
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>>187863705
Soon... we never forgot Shanxi.
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>>187866030
>what is I don't give a fuck about your homoerotic fiction
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>>187863630
that boy got the bricks beat off of him
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>>187863447

Part 3.5

After 10 seconds of cooling down. You were back in reality.

Your mind was yours again.

Out of the corner of your eye, you saw her walking over to the other side of the bed. You heard the bathroom light click on, and something pouring down the drain. You didn't care, though. Your mind was empty save for one thought. To embrace her again.

You picked yourself up, your core starting to ache. You let yourself stretch while she was in the bathroom.

Curious, you turned around to see what she was doing, but only caught her leaving with an empty glass in her hand.

"What was in there?" You asked

She rested her left hand on her hip and smiled at you, then stared back at the glass.

"Doctor said I can't swallow."
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>>187866903
Shit, I meant >>187865906
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>>187866730
>finds some one to love after losing his wife all those years ago
>finally feel good
>couple of weeks pass
>she cheats on him with her ex
>guess aliens treat sex differently
>make up after awhile
>ex tries to seduce you
>i'm a one turian kind of man
>she takes a skin sample
>she breaks into lab masquerading as you to steal illness that can kill turians
>she comes back to you
>beats the fuck out of you
>lay on floor beaten and bloodied
>security shows up
>drags you off as they believe you have been getting everyone sick
>lay in prison as they decide how to execute you
>just another day in the life of cuckmaster max
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>>187866903
Good shit, anon. Been way too long since someone's written some quality quarian lewd.
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Mmm. I can understand frenchies interest. Kinda like Jack but bustier.
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>>187867980
Jack would be god tier if she weren't so flat chested.
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>>187868072
Could use meat in other places as well...
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>>187868182
Yep!

My meat. In her ass.
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>>187863630
who?
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>>187869498
>>187867372
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>>187869548
I mean is he from the comics?
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>>187869705
no it's a fic that me meme here since it was dead for the past 2 years
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>>187869705
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10736883/1/Mass-Effect-Survival-Part-1
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>>187869953
Ah, thank you
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Going on a bicycling ride with waifu through the large park in the center of the colony?
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>>187870414
>Pass red light because you're a bicycle
>Get wrekt
Fuck cyclists
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>>187870662
>because you're a bicycle

But who was bicycle?
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>>187870414
Liam stole my bike.
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>>187870939
Hilarious.
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>>187870662
obviously there are going to be a lot of red lights and motorized vehicles in the middle of a big park
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>>187866903
are you done?
Is there more?
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>>187872020
I hate cyclists.
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>>187863435
Discussion: What would you do to improve ME: Andromeda? We can all agree that the shit required to redeem ME:A would basically require making a new game, so just propose shit that would make the entire experience of enduring Andromeda less painful.

>When you activate each Teraforming pillar-dungeon you don't get "Andromeda Viability Points", instead a bar fills that show how close you are to understanding and using Terraforming tech by yourself. Culminating in the Golden World you were supposed to colonize being terraformed by human hands and tools.

>Translation is spotty at best and words are lost or untranslated, both ways. Fights devolve from banter to battle-chatter.

>Angaran are radically different to humans in thought and culture. To become a scientist-equivalent you have to drug yourself and impair your emotions.

>Fuck "Andromeda Viability Points" in general. Fuck them. Replace them with "Influence". A measure of how stupid the shit you can spew from your orifices and still be listened to.

>Return to the Concept that the reason why the Ryder-PC lived and their dad died on that planet is because he ripped out the physical implant out of his head, shoved it into theirs, then held off the Kett whilst back-up arrived.

>Make the Kett so unutterably alien, not "beuracratic". Make their religion say that all must consent to the Exaltation and take it willingly, but leave them barely-fed and torture them with 24/7 recordings of their teachings in their cells. Because they don't see this as torture, they see Exaltation as an inevitable goal, because Kett never take a goal unless it can be completed.
>what they do isn't torturing aliens until they give up, it's just waiting until they goal is complete.

>Cont.
>Threatening to kill yourself is a sure way to get the Kett to back the fuck off. But you have to make it believable. Kett don't want to kill aliens, they want to Exalt them.
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>>187872106
that was it. had to cut the last part of 3 into a new post due to character limits. Hence 3.5.

I'll be back with more stories soon, though.
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>>187873458
How about introducing your ayy gf to anal?
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>>187872909
The most enjoyable part of every journey is the company. Rewrite the cast, or discard them altogether. Sarcastic quip should be a comment, not a character trait that defines your entire party. Aim for redeemably controversial characters, not Josh Whedon's notebook of rejects.
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>>187863435

Gospel of Mark 5.9
> And Jesus said, What is your name? And he made answer, My name is Legion, because there are a great number of us.

> One of the few times a pocket bible comes in handy
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>>187873692
Next time, anon. next time.
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>>187872909
Accept that fucking Credits is the funny-paper-money of the future and that for travails to foreign lands, divorced from the banks that validate such funnies, you'll need concrete resources as cash.
Turn Credits into standardized templates able to be printed out of every single Omni-Tool.
Turn Credits into wafers of valuable metals (and Omni-Gel), able to be melt down for their mineral wealth.

Let there be different currencies for the Angaran, let there be different exchange rate between the two currencies AND the minerals you hold.


YOU'RE IN AN ALIEN LAND! ACT LIKE IT!
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>>187874291
good point
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>>187874270
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>>187874291
have it so the currency exchange is worse at the beginning of the game but get progressively better as you begin to produce more and more goods and trade deals are established
you could also have them sell really good gear so that way the currency exchange is a balance tool
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cute!
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Still waiting on the CYOA to turn out be the most elaborate KL ever made
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>>187872159
road rage should wear off shortly after you step off the vehicle
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>>187876193
>cyra ends up dead
>"sorry anon she left you something said it was important"
>open the file
>the words begin to come into existence
>good you opened this message
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>>187876193
imagine if you took the first word of every sentence and it spelled out the KL email
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>>187876193
If that happen, the outrage in this thread would be enough to crash 4chan's servers.
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>>187875340
SOMEBODY
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I'm sorry, Gil
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>>187876848
ONCE
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>>187876193
>>187876363
>>187876576
>>187876629

>every choice, every step, every decision made by /meg/ unknowingly put them closer to KLing themselves
>nearly two months of updates
>make all sorts of theories and guess about the killer
>become frantic with the idea of lewding the femtur, almost forgetting about the case
>don't even take into consideration the greatest cutscene killer in all of ME


Welp, there goes my surprise ending.

Kidding.

Maybe.
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>>187875340
Peebs is good.
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>>187872909
Change the concept of the fucking Pathfinders. Just. The idea of giving a position where the lives and deaths of an entire ship are in someones grip without validating why that is?
...

Diversify it amongst the races if naught else.

The Asari stick to their lore-driven attachment to democracy. They have a council of Pathfinders.

The Salarian agree that with their short life-spans that the position will be hereditary, with the next generation of Pathfinder(s) trained as soon as they are born.

Turians take the meritocracy angle, hard. The Pathfinder position is open yearly to whoever proves themselves worthy of it to the people.
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>>187868072
dfc Jack is great. but if you need breasts you can always knock her up and with her being small boobed, it guarentees they don't become utters. [,spoiler]
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>>187877370
There were no proper lewds though. Only blue balled, almost to the point of death.
We'd better be able to finish what we started if we survive you tease. By my power, this shit will have a proper comfy ending.
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>>187878043
HOT.
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>>187879460
better not be a sentence in a epilogue or ill shit myself
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>>187866903
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>>187877370
>a couple weeks after surviving an episode of law and order:citadel
>you and cyra decide to go to one of the local resorts
>the resort has a simulated beach area
>a day/night/whatthefuckever of comfy beach activities occur, bird woman somehow manages to not drown
>cyra taps you on your shoulder
"Anon why is that yellow human with the dumb visor staring at us?
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>>187879927
Thank you screen cap anon
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>>187881416
no problem
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>>187880767
Nice pic.
Man, I need do some more drawfagging.
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>>187882262
That one looks rad, I don't think I've seen it posted before. Saved
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>>187882269
How long did it take you to draw that one, and the Quarian one, anon?
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>>187883486
A whopping 45 minutes each.
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Cora's about to get that gayboi dick

My lifespan has taken a 10 year hit
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>>187883761
Just remember you'll never have to do it again. Power through it.
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>>187884134
I just tell myself he's still in the closet. It's the only way

Also I still have to do it one more time.
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hidden ending to mass effect survival
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>>187884515
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female quarians and turians disgust me
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>>187885245
that's pretty gay
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>>187885464
male quarians are hilarious cucks and turians are badass
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>>187885245
You're allowed to have an opinion anon.
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I can't do it
I can't
No No No
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>>187886234
Still having trouble fucking Cora, anon?

Just remember that she's got a big ol' girldick.
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>>187885582
your gay
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>>187887350
That sounds fucking delicious. No homo.
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>>187887350
I admit defeat

>futa
That makes it worse
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>>187887350
Don't encourage the fucking Gilfag.
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>>187887350
gee bill, how come your mom lets you have two wieners?
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>>187887884
>being rude
The door's right here, buddy
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>>187887825
You can do it Gilfag, don't give up.
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>>187888636
Try reddit, buddy
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>>187889048
The Geth do not "dab". It is considered a shitty socio-meme.
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There is actually such a thing as a "gilfag"?
lol
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>>187889620
Pretty pathetic desu
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>>187889620
Hi, welcome to /meg/.
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>>187889620
Where have you been? At least it's not namefagging
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How do I keep the Nomad airborne for 35 seconds? That seems really hard. I'm think the asteroids the place to do it and that there'll be some upgrades to the jump jets
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>>187891723
It's easy as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=ClH67FrZQ9k
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>>187891817
A least they went out in style
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Late night Li-Ara post!
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>>187891817
Ok what about the one to travel 30m in or jump with Ryder?
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>>187893649
climb up really high and jump off use hover to increase the length of the jump
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>>187893649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWSzsVv80v0
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I promised an anon a very long time ago I would read a fic that I gave him advice on after he finished and posted it in the thread.

So, does anyone remember a gay fic between a human male and turian male by any chance? I'd feel bad if I didn't at least try.
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if we survive and bang cyra would there be spin off one shots about their life together CYOanon
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Liara is VERY delightful, anons!
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>>187895484
She was until you picked her for your new spam persona. Now I hate her has much as Leliana from Dragon Age.
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>>187895542
Do NOT bring Andraste into this!
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>>187894586
I don't think an anon posted anything like that, I'd remember. How long ago we talking?
Hopefully he writes it.
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>>187894717
Maybe. Remember that I still have plans for another CYOA, my dude.
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>>187863942
Yes, anon!

Can WORD this post!
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>>187896034
A month or two, maybe more. The anon was asking whether or not he should write with two turians or a human and a turian and I advised he do the latter. Someone else said they'd probably read it when it was done also.

I'll probably ask again at a different time in case I came by at a bad time.
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>>187895542
Perhaps a controversial opinion but I for one welcome our new Liara poster purely because it's a better alternative to our previous bird-raptor obsessives.
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>>187896831
Aww..

I love you, my anon!
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>>187892780
>Late night Li-Ara post!
>doesn't even include a picture of Liara
You're bad at this.
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>>187897162
I am sorry! Have a cute Liara!
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>>187896831
That's like choosing between a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. You're gonna pick the one with mustard but either way you're eating shit.
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>>187897310
Such rudeness..
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>>187897391
the truth is always cruel and disturbing
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>>187897617
Umm..no.

There is nothing disturbing about Vetra anons or Li-Ara!
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>>187898070
What in the fuck is this? Did someone swap FFX models or some shit?
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Reminder to praise our Goddess Liara daily for the well-being of Pie-Jacks, Quarians and everyone!
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>>187896706
I remember what you're talking about now. Haven't seen anything related to that, but hopefully anon didn't drop it.
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>>187892780
>>187897252
Let me show you how it's done
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Late night Jack post!
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>>187899319
Yes, anon!
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>>187899783
he/she/it is around just maybe lurking or not tripping
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Page Liara!
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Dead aliens!
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>>187904360
She deserved it
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>>187904736
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>>187904736
>>187905658
Hawt. More
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>>187863610
this
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>>187895542
>Letting other people harm your views on your waifus/husbandos
Plebeian.
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>>187906041
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>>187906720
They may be suitrats but goddamn that's T H I C C
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>>187906931
Other ayys just can't compete.
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>>187907790
>doctors of liming
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>>187907790
Ugh. I should really sleep, those errors were really bad
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>>187907863
They don't think it be like this but it do.
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>>187907841
>he isn't a doctor of liming
you gay or something?
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>>187907686
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>>187907957
I am really sorry. Have mercy!
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What happened to /dag/?
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>>187863435
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>>187896831
I understand where you're coming from but Liara guy is a bit obnoxious. Sure, I'm tired of seeing Vetra and female Turians over and over again, hell I was moderately interested in the story of Gilfag romancing someone else if only because it was something new

I'm not exactly expecting lively conversation but anything new is welcomed to me
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>>187908093
Winnie killed it..
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Man. After not playing Andromeda for quite a long time, I feel forgot how much I liked it. Why did you have to treat the series like this, Bioware?
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>>187908093
I made a couple of /dag/ threads this week. Bumped it whenever it reached page 10 for hours and hours.

>Go away for few hours
>It dies
I gave up. No one else is willing to keep it alive. There are also better places out there to discuss Dragon Age, anyway. Only Dragon Age 4 will fully revive /dag/.
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>>187908741
Kill yourself
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>>187908741
This makes me sad. I mean, I don't really post I often on /meg/ but seeing it be unable to support a general anymore would be a crushing blow to me
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Such rudeness...

>>187908910
Yes, anon...
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>>187908910
Do not worry, my anon.. Li-Ara will keep /meg/ alive!
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>>187908910
It has been two years since we got any playable Dragon Age content. I wish Dragon Age 4 comes out soon.

>>187909165
Instead of spamming memes here, why can't you help me keep /dag/ alive?
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>>187907686
>>187907995
>when you get hard to arts of aliens from fictional universe
Nice, now i feel bad.
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>>187909657
Would a few more pics make you feel better, anon?
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>>187910295
I guess yeah?
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>>187910295
It would make me feel better desu
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>>187910415
>>187910874
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>>187911059
One more.

All I have left is lewds and ones of worse quality.
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>>187911204
Forgot pic.
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>>187908104
I'm still waiting for sfm pron with Suvi taking the D.
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>>187911714
stop + think
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>>187911882
Sorry, but I'm HETERO.
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>>187911921
are you as HETERO as Adrian Delaware?
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>>187911204
>All I have left is lewds
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>>187911714
Suvi is not for penis.
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>>187912159
http://udsmut.tumblr.com/post/121512073926/quarian-titjob-5-i-was-going-to-save-this-with
http://udsmut.tumblr.com/post/113638971291/quarian-titjob-4-sorry-no-cumshot-version

Sorry for tumblr link, but it is what it is.
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>>187912536
God bless anon
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>>187904360
How? Tell me
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>>187912952
Have shit ass EMS.
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Daggies where we at...
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>>187894717
yall posting shit like this is gonna cause CYOAnon to make the KL ending a reality
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>>187913964
Anon, you are entering a world of pain
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Comfy space and comfy music time, /meg/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJtReSCTkDM
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>>187915697
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>>187915875
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>>187915697
Never heard of Ditch before, thanks for the link Curio.
Here's something from France I can recommend : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUBvMEN2MAc
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>>187916286
Sounds like remixed Stronghold Crusader ost
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>>187916286
I'm not Curiosity, I'm CYOAnon doing my own share of spaceposting, cause Curio hasn't done any lately and it's making me sad.
Thanks for the link though Brioche?, I'm digging it so far. Always looking for new music.

Have a Voyager letter.
Everyone once and a while I like to read it over, along with the statement from the Secretary General of the UN.
It's sad and hopeful at the same time. Not sure how to describe it.
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>>187916680
Yeah it's Brioche, I really like your work CYOA, even thought I can't participate because you always post when I'm asleep. Hope we'll manage to get the good ending thought. That voyager letter is quite moving, indeed. The way Carter explain that the little part of culture they send up to space represent "hope".
Have some other songs I like listening to :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzoHdb1-Qw
>the drummer towards the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIMgSVuW0y0

I'm a sucker for drum-heavy music.
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>>187917224
Good stuff, thanks for the links. I'm a big fan of drum and bass-heavy stuff as well as anything synth.

I'm going to head off to bed cause it's way too early in the morning here. Goodnight /meg/.
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Gonna guess /dag/ is permaded now?
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>>187916680
>globalism has become the goal of de ebil joos shadow organization
Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>187917629
I guess the people that left at the end were samefagging more than we realized because suddenly there were 0 posts.
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>>187917629
Can you shut up about /dag/? No one cares about their shit games
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>>187917558
night Anon.
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>>187917946
I didn't know it had gotten so bad.
That's a damn shame.
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>>187894586
>>187896034
>>187896706
>>187899028

I am still here, just incredibly bogged down by work. I also, wrote some other fics and never posted them in order to practice.

Never fear, eventually I will write my magnum opus.
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Radar imaging is pretty cool.
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>>187921267
It's literally taking a photo with flash in a different part of the EM spectrum.
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>>187922014

Does that make it not cool, or something?
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Hi bros

I am working on another ME art project - this time an Andromeda travel poster album, in your opinion does this font look fitting for Eos ?
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>>187922902
here's the full image and some other potential font options, hit me up with thoughts on the fonts and art as well. I should mention i am by no means a decent artist, but i really enjoy Illustrator and the ME universe. I made these last year or so - maybe you'll enjoy them as well

http://imgur.com/a/wfvTi
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>>187922902
Retrofuturism seems unfitting, and that font is unattractive even in that niche.

>>187923328
I dislike all of those fonts, but I've not dug into the plethora of fonts to give useful advice. Art's decent, though.
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Pie-Jacks!
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>>187923328

I would've gone for the top font. You could do a mix of the top and second one, where the vertical or horizontal lines are thick or thin and the opposite is, well, opposite.
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>>187924348
Yes, anon!
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>>187924348
Whats a pie jack?
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>>187924586
It is a cute nickname that my Jack anon gave to the Pyjaks!
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>>187923646
>Art's decent
thanks, that actually matters the most for me..i suck at fonts and probably always will
>>187924369
top font was my first choice but it seems too thin, i will try some variations though, thanks
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>>187922902
>>187923328
my original idea was to mimic these, released by NASA, but i will never be this fucking good...
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>>187920481
Glad to see that anon. Good luck, and looking forward to your stuff.
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>>187924841
>It is a cute nickname that my Jack anon gave to the Pyjaks
Liar
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>>187925058

You're doing good, though, keep it up.
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>>187925058
>>187926317

Really liked the Moon and Illium.
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>>187916680
> we are a community of 240 million humans
> among the more than 4 billion

those were the times
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>>187925753
Thanks anon! Have faith, if mass effect survival can update two years later I can put something decent out too.
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>>187926483
thanks, Illium was the very first one i made and is the best one. Noveria is my 2nd favorite
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>>187927131
That Illium one looks bretty guhd
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>>187922902
>>187923328
What is this for, exactly?
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I wish my meggies would make more OC of /our girl/ Li-Ara and her Pie-Jacks..
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>>187929880
Do you sleep?
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>>187904360
delet
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Reminder that Liara is for Femshep only. also best romance
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>>187930393
Umh.. Every meggie loves /Our Girl/!

I am not the only Li-Ara poster here..
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>>187930851
Yes, my anon!
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You're really going to appear after silence, dump a bunch of posts and pretend you arent samefagging?
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So, in the Andromeda audio files, you find out that the Milky Way galaxy goes back to normal, just two years after the Reaper attack, right?
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>>187931430
Umm..
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>>187932140
Rude?
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>>187932374
Yes, anon!
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>>187926681
get off the internet grandpa
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>>187909657
But their sweethearts, anon. They only want to make you and your cock happy.
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>>187932971
This Quarian is pretty clumsy. She spilled all the cake frosting over her suit.
Do you have more picture of clumsy femQuar?
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>>187933252
She can be clumsy sometimes, but only when doing nice things for you. She baked you a cake earlier on, and got cream all over her suit.
It's delicous, but she can make a mess.
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>>187933859
Holy shit moar
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I don't like quarians.
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>>187933859
What a lovable clutz.
Are you the anon who wrote the quarian titfuck scene? Because it's good and you should write more.
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>>187934192
Yes, anon!

Asari are so much better..
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>>187934197
Interesting, I haven't given myself a distinctive trip yet, how did you know it was me?

I promised an anon earlier on I would do something involving first time anal, so yes.
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>>187934493
>involving first time anal
Oh boi
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Stop the lewdness, my meggies..
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>>187934493
You posted a cool story about titfucking a quarian, then began posting big-tittied lewd picture of quarians. I put two and two together and guessed it was the same anon.
And I'm the anon who requested that first time anal story. Looking forward to it!
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>>187934791
only cute femshep pics allowed!
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I said STOP it, lewd anons!

>>187935329
I am sorry, my Liara anon.. But It is one of the few pieces of fanart with Liara and Pyjaks!
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>>187932971
>>187933859
She seems an exuberantly messy girl, who's come to love the sight of so much white stuff shooting through the air to splatter on her tits and mask.
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>>187935329
Kill yourself.
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>>187934995
Thanks
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>>187935581
I hear that she's quite the fan of simple sugars, fats, and proteins of the levo variety.
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Hello /meg/ this is divegrass.

After the last cup I said that the next one would be in December, but in the meantime, friendlies have been announced and they'll take place in September 16.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_9_Friendlies

These are more stressless exhibition matches and are limited to 2 per team, but it's always an occasion to see the team playing. Also if you have ideas for new players, go ahead, there won't be a poll since it's a rather informal event but I'll try to inject some fresh blood.

Team page:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//meg/
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>>187936572
Yes, anon!
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I do wonder about the enhancements "down stairs"
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>>187936614
Oh shit i've been waiting for this to come back, hopefully spikes won't get fucking murdered this time.
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>>187936971
Umh..I hope it is nothing lewd!
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>>187936614
This should be good, hopefully meg can net some more wins.
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>>187928982
just for myself, i planned to learned AI and Photoshop and try graphic design as a job, but i am still a noob. I learned a ton from making those posters though, i know most shit about Illustrator now...i just suck at applying it
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>>187936614
The /meg/ team could really use Kai Leng.
I only watched the last /vg/ cup so I don't know if he's been on the team before.
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>>187943165
How about no?
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>>187943439
Aw... Ok.
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>>187943165
I still remember when one of the streams got KL'd.
Thanks for that manager.
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>>187942868
Don't stop improving anon, the stuff you made was pretty good. Surely if you keep on it you'll get where you want to go.
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>>187916680
I'm still here. School's started so my free time took a hit
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>>187943165
He wasn't in the team no.

What I thought in doing is demoting Weeablue from her medal status and put Autistic Sara in her place, then put Kai Leng in the net, complete with gunship.

Also how about putting Tali and Garrus in the team?
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>>187947206
>Also how about putting Tali and Garrus in the team?
Yes, that sounds good.
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>>187947206
Kai Leng with his gunship sounds pretty fuckin' Good.

And I like the idea of adding team dextro.
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Page Li-Ara..
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>>187947206
Good ideas. I'm looking forward to the matches, we did pretty well last time.
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That's the romance dialogue option, right? This is actually the first time I've played since they rap- I mean made Jaal bi.
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>>187950495
I thought the romance options had a heart next to them? I'd say that looks like the romance dialogue. I completed Andromeda before they killed Jaal and replaced him with a clone so I never had the chance (thank god) to see the romance shit with him.
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>>187950495
Good god, Gilfag. What happened to your Ryder's hair?

And yeah, I think that's the rape Jaal prompt, although I haven't seen that symbol before. It's been a while since I played ME:A.
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>>187951237
>What happened to your Ryder's hair?
I changed it hoping it would be enough of a difference that I wouldn't care about romancing one of the ladies in board. Didn't work
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>>187950495
>unironically playing MEA
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>>187950495
Yes. Strangely they've used the friendship icon instead of the heart one like in every other romance, which makes things weird if you don't actually plan on romancing him because he still sends that email about "flirting" with Ryder. Not sure if the triggers got adjusted or not in the latest patch.
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>>187953217
>Play citadel DLC
>Just revealed clone shepard in archives
>Fight ensues
>Mercs make comments
>"Damn, their shepards better than ours."
>Different remarks from crew every time
>Tali's line is:
>"Ours is cuter too!"

My heart
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>>187953859
Aw fuck, really? I don't know how I missed that.

Another reason why Tali is /bestgirl/.
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>>187954150
Please
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>tfw there are no other games that give the feels ME does in regards to space fun combined with action and adventure, and banging hot aliens
>andromeda was like a smaller hit of the same drug, but it never filled that void as i hoped it would, and now it's dead too

I just wanna be a famous space cowboy with cool friends and a hot alien gf - why won't any other developer touch this genre ? Every year there's some shitty medieval new game, horror game, war fps game, mmo, city builder - most of them end up in obscurity because they are trash. But i don't see anyone doing anything remotely similar to ME
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>>187954360
why oh why is she so perfect?
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>>187955157
Human engineering
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>>187863435
Anyone wanna play Andromeda MP? Add Accurs3D.
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>>187954471
Have you tried Mars War Logs, Bound by Flames and the Technomancer?
Made by Spiders, a french indie studio. They made 10 to 15 hours to complete small RPG that gave me a "smaller scale" kind of feel you describe.
Word of advice : the games are janky as in they are the definition of jank, barely holding up and have suffered from being compared to AAA titles, but I really liked the athmosphere of Bound by Flames.
It's honestly the only mass effect-like rpg I can think of.
Edwen best girl
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>>187956737
thanks, i'll give it a shot. Looks more like dragon age tho
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>>187887350
best romance. hope raptorfags enjoy their fade to black
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I want to fuck the femtur. from behind.
Under a blanket.
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>>187954471
Because all those genres you listed appeal to the masses, anon. And in turn, they make a lot of money. There's been quite a few good sci-fi games coming out recently, but unfortunately none of them really fall into the character-focused RPG genre (well, besides ME:A, if you can really even call it that).
My guess is that games like ME take a lot of effort to get right, and most AAA devs would rather focus on things that make money than take a risk. The only possible way we could see a game similar to what your describing is if some indie studio creates an IP as a homage to ME, or wait 5+ years for a chance at the next ME game.

That, or Anthem ends up being not a Destiny clone and is instead a co-op spiritual successor to ME complete with hot ayys, cool squadmates and somehow romances. But I really, really fucking doubt that that's ever going to happen.
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>>187956917
If you want a sci-fi setting then I recommend The Technomancer.
Spiders use the same kind of system in all their rpg game, and Technomancer is the most refined in terms of gameplay. Even if it's still jank in my book, it's good jank.
Image related is the qt redhead tomboy romance.
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>>187956598
MEAMP is shit.

t. best of the best in ME3MP
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>>187957160
How degenerative.
While holding hands?
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>>187956737
>Made by Spiders
Why are you doing this to me, anon?
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>>187957742
Because I like their janky games that don't take 100 hours to finish. There's something that clicks with me.
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>>187957935
but I hate spiders
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>>187957671
At least MEAMP properly gives me my credits after every match
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>>187956598
Sure. On PC?
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>>187958154
>>187958154
>playing on console

???
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>>187957043
raptorfag here, thoroughly enjoyed it
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>>187958261
Those people exist, anon.
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>>187958363
To answer the question though:
Yes, this is on PC
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>>187957686
>Spooning under the blankets during a cold Noverian night.
>Feel your femtur gf little spoon grinding slowly against your hips.
>Half-awake, you ask her what's wrong.
>"It's bad anon... I want... I need..."
>"You want what? A glass of water?"
>"No."
>"You need to sneeze?"
>"No, you monkey."
>She takes your hand which was resting on her lap and slowly guide it towards her crotch.
>She whisper in a breath, slowly undulating under your touch : "I want you."
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>>187958294
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>>187958563
Well I think I added you then.
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>>187958720
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>>187954150
liara says the same thing lmao
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>>187959721
Accepted. I gotta take a shit and stuff though
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>MFW no N7 HQ for MEA
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Why're all the ladies tiddies in ME Trilology smol? It freaks me out.
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>>187961000
Ash and Miranda had a nice sized pair
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>>187961000
EVERY ASARI/HUMAN FEMALE USES THE EXACT SAME BODY MODEL. The answer is the same as it's always been.
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>>187961000

Can't say I don't love pear shaped women. Small breasts with wide hips and great butts is just fantastic.
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>>187957043
And again, he strikes.
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>>187961000
>trips
Same body model
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>As promised to an anon earlier on, here is a sweet story about a cute ayy losing her anal virginity

I'll let the roll say what species it will be.
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>>187957043
That is one god tier ass, anon, I ain't even mad at the rest of the webm
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>>187863435
Anyone here seeking for Platinum?
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>>187965569
>Asari becoming a buttslut
My boner is ready.
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>>187964602

Posting the other pic because I feel like it.
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>>187965775
The in-game mineral, the trophy of the same name for PS4, or something else?
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>>187964602
>>187966348
Fuck this midget bitch
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>>187966747

What?
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>>187966818
Fucking hobbit looking cunt
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>>187965569
rooll
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>>187966543
No, the MP difficulty. I'm tired of lowbobs and want some people who play regularly.
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>>187966348
Disgusting.
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>>187968014
No one plays MEA MP any more, lol.
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>>187968014
I'm slightly less than 5K Apex with not so good weapons and chars so I'm currently grinding silver
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>tfw barely any new me futa porn lately
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A few weeks ago an anon said he would make a husbando version of the >>187965569 waifu generator. Nothing came out of it and since I was bored, I remade the list of races a little (just text, no image):
https://pastebin.com/imPkUTCc
How shit is it? What about all the other options like background and place of meeting? Appearance, personality and kinks could be more easily made to be unique while the others are pretty much universal for both sexes.
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>>187968514
I do.
>>187969489
Do you have UR weapons or good ones like the Thokin so far? Im close to 30 K.
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>>187957160
Cool air washed across her naked body as the blanket was lifted up, she didn't have time to shiver though, a certain pink monkey slipping under the large blanket, crawling up on top of her. A tuft of soft hair tickled the back of her head as he emerged, his head right on the nape of her neck. She looked back and saw a pair of green eyes peeking out of the blanket, his nose and mouth hidden still.
"What are you reading?" He asked, resting his weight on her body, pushing her into the mattress.
"A book. About an explorer." She hummed contently, feeling the gentle warmth of his fingers tracing circles around her waist. A moist pressure on her neck as he kissed her lovingly. "mmmhh" she moaned, smiling. "That feels nice." His lips went to the back of her mandibles, the sensitive flesh at the joint. She hummed in appreciation, utterly content, to lie back and feel the smaller human move against her armoured body, seeking out her sensitive spots with his dextrous fingers (all five of them) One of his hands trailed down her belly, slowly wandering along the valley between her abdominal plates.
She shivered and lifted her hips up, but his weight kept them pinned, her lips pressed against the fabric. His fingers didn't stop, the digitss forcing their way to her slit. And then inside.
She held her breath as his fingers slipped beyond her gates, still a slight moan escaped her throat, answered with a kiss on the nape.
"Spread your legs." He murmured. The words ignited a vibrating heat in her core, she parter hr thighs and felt a warm hardness slip between her cheeks. They shifted around, aligning themselves until his glans poked just baarely past the treshold of her channel. She clenched and unclenched her internal muscles, relishing the feeling of being filled when he moved and sld into her.
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>>187970642
The book laid forgotten on tbed mattress in front of her as he thrust in and out into her ffrom under the mattress. Short moans left her mouth, warbling squawks as he hilted himself again and again.
When she felt him throb inside she turned back and pulled his head down for a wet and sloppy kiss. He moaned into her mouth, a wet heat filling her.


He was exhausted, panting on top of her, her little human, she smiled, feeling him resting on her back, his softening member still embraced on all sides by her channel.
She grabbed one of his limp hands and held it in her own.
He squeezed her digits affectionately as she used her other hand to retrieve her book..

After four chapters his head was resting on her shoulders, a deep rhythmic breathing tickling her cheek, still holding his hand. She wondered if he was dreaming. It certainly felt like she was.

Then she falls asleep, in the morning they wake up all sticky and disgusting.
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>>187970795
>>187970642
>ywn do this
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>187970795
Absolutely lewd, nice job anon.
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>>187970642
>>187970795
Disgusting
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>>187971967
>>187972089
Thanks guys, I'm glad you like it.
Had to work handholding in there somehow.
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>>187970546
>The Asari description
Chuckled, it sounds good so far anon you didn't do a bad job. Liked the addition of the Hanar too.
Could make some of the backgrounds something along the lines of military, C-Sec/private security, skycar salesman, etc.
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>>187972990
Good idea, thanks. I'll try to cover a wide range of background but make them more appropriate for males. Soldier, police officer, scientist, bartender, technician, anything goes.
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>>187974338
Wrong general bruh, unless there's some ME metaphor hidden in there somewhere.
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>>187970625
I have the equalizer and revenant. All common chars at rank 20.
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>>187974461
Yeah, I posted in the wrong place which is why I deleted it.
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>>187975679
damn, that ass. surely it's padded though?
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>>187976432
It's unimpressive
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BETTER BE CYOA TONIGHT ANON
but if need be take your time <3
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>>187970795
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What happened to /dag/? someone please link me to the last /dag/!
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>>187977345
Lelianafaggots killed it
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>>187977345
WA killed it.
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>>187977345
Why do people come here to ask "what happened to dag?"

like we give a shit.
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>>187977938
/meg/ + /dag/ = OTP, newfriend
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>>187977556
>>187977763
I AM NOW FREE TO LEAVE AT LAST!
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>>187978057
there's a reason they were two different threads and there's a reason why this is called /meg/ and not /bwg/
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>>187976432

She doesn't say.
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>>187965569
Part 1

It was your 1st anniversary, and she wanted it to be a night to remember.
You agreed to meet each other at her apartment, She'd been to yours many times before. It became almost a second home for her with the frequency she was visiting. Not that you minded, of course. Most times would end in sex.

But tonight had to be different, and starting with a different setting was a start. You waited at her door for her to answer. The door opened to reveal a beautiful, Asari maiden, dressed in a simple shirt, and wearing no pants, only underwear.

"Hey, Anon. Come in"

She greeted you in and closed the door behind you.

The apartment was rather dull, the same steel color found its way into every feature. It wasn't surprising she rarely wanted to stay here.

"It's...um"

"Shit?...I know. I want to change the color scheme, but the landlord won't let me, says it gives the place more value."
She walked over and took your hand, leading you up the stairs and into the master bedroom.

"What did you have in mind for tonight?"
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>Quarians will NEVER, EVER, BE IN ANDROMEDA
Why god
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>>187980843
It's alright anon, we can suffer together.
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>>187978828
Part 2

"Something special" she replied.
She sat you down on the bed, taking your hands into hers.

"I've been thinking. We've done a lot of things together...I mean In private. But I think there's something we left out"

Your mind raced through the deepest parts of your memory. Going over all the things you've done together. Handjobs, blowjobs, tit jobs, vaginal sex in nearly every position you knew.
She moved closer to you, so her lips were at your ear.

"Anal"

Your eyes widened at the word. You realized you had never done it before, better yet, she was offering her ass to you now!

If only your mouth could keep up with your heart

"Ai...You mean you want it...there?"

"Well, let me put it this way. Shut up and fuck my ass!"

Her mouth cracked into a coy grin after saying that. She knew you would be nervous, so speaking plainly would cease the spaghetti.

"Ok" was all you could muster. Raw excitement coursed through your body, halting any unrelated thoughts, and flooding your mind with ideas of what her ass will feel like. or whether or not Asari asses feel different than human asses.

You broke away from your xenobiology theories long enough to notice your date had stood up, and removed the remainder of her clothes.
Standing naked in front of you, her perfectly round C cup breasts catching your eyes and refusing to let them go.

she bent over to whisper in your ear one more time.

"Warm me up"
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>>187982307
I like where this is going.
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>>187982307
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>>187982307
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>>187982307

Very nice, please go on.
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>>187982307
Part 3: the good bits

You placed one hand on each of her hips, pulled her in, and buried your face into her lap. As soon as you began kissing and gently brushing her clit with your tongue. She began to let out moans of pleasure. Each breath you let out made her more aroused. All the while slowly starting to move your hands over to her ass cheeks, massaging them in anticipation for what was waiting for you.

"K..keep going, babe. I need this so much."
You've been with her long enough to know that if you're able to make her stutter, you've done something right.

You pressed on, going deeper and deeper into her until you were down on your knees, sliding your tongue as far inside her love hole as you possibly could. Motivated by her cries of lust.

"S..stop. I'm ready."

Your heart jumped a little. She stepped away and pulled you to your feet. piece by piece, she stripped you of your clothes. Letting them fall to the floor carelessly.

Now you stood naked in front of her, with a full erection in full view. She noticed this and looked down, reaching out to caress it, as though inspecting something valuable.

"Oh yeah, you're ready." She said, looking back up to you with the same devious smile from before.

The Asari mounted the bed on all fours, lowered her front and raised her rear into the air, moaning all the while.

"Come take me, my love."

You climbed onto the bed and positioned yourself at her then unexplored entrance. But before you could slide yourself inside, you realized you needed some kind of lube.

"Do you have any lube I can use?"

"Uh, yeah. over there."

You never thought you would see an Asari use biotics to pull a tube of lube your way, but there you go!

"Thanks"

You slathered yourself up in lube, as well as her virgin anus. Making sure you would slide in with as little pain as possible.

"You ready?"

"Yeah, do it."

In one slow, smooth motion, you pushed your tip inside her. Causing her to let out a painful scream
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>>187987209
Oh baby.
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>>187986358
The shadowing makes Kelly look like she has gigantic nipples
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>>187988986
If you think Kelly ain't rockin' them pepperoni nips you on some more shit.
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>>187987209
There better be mind melding you piece of shit
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>Game describes Aya as a lush planet
>one patch of green surround by the end of the world everywhere esle
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>>187970546
>>187972990
>be bored one day
>pop into /meg/
>see waifu generator
>decide to roll despite faggotry, figure it's easy enough to tweak the result, maybe write a little blurb or short story
>suddenly responses
>be taken aback since it seems like gilfag is the only overtly gay dude(unless it's grills. is it grills?)
>figure "hey, I could totally do that, it'd be easy, right?"
>didn't count on pathological perfectionism rearing its ugly head yet again
>simple tweak/substitution job turns into a complete structural overhaul with new format, text, and graphics, extensive research, multiple scrapped iterations

I mean, I won't say it's never coming, but I wouldn't get my hopes up for now.

Sorry.
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>>187980843
>a race defined by their all but genocidal pursuit to reclaim the homeworld
>every possible resource goes towards supporting the fleet and the liveships
>abandon their people to go not only get chased off their own planet by AI but also their fucking galaxy

Keelah, thank the Ancestors they were spared such humiliation
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>>187992042
I'll be waiting patiently for it anon, I think you can do it.
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It's pretty comfy here tonight.
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>take a steaming hot shower while listening to music that reminds you of waifu
>cuddle up in a big towel and read a favourite fanfiction until you're ready to go to sleep
>fall into a dreamless slumber thinking of her
what a relaxing, if slightly wistful evening
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>>187994846
it sure is
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i find the lack of dogs in mass effect disturbing
did kai lang eat them all?
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>>187995251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AF5PkhFaWI
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>>187994902
Whats kind of music, anon?
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>>187995971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8okFt4bGg
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>>187996462
Nice.
And the waifu?
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>>187996658
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>>187997131
Barf.
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>>187997203
we don't choose our waifus, they choose us
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WE POSTING PLAYLISTS?
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>>187997334
No, we're not, so don't.
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>>187997334
No.
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>>187994846
Yes, my anon!
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did asari anal anon pass out?
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>vetras Dad somehow is in stasis on nexus
>wakes up
>finds out her and Ryder are fugging
What would he do?
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Oh, I forgot!

Late night Li-Ara post..
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>>187998505
FREAK
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>>187863705
NO. Aliens are for kissing
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>>187998680
Well look at that, you actually got it right this time.

Good job, dumbass.
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>>187998680
>>187998406
I guess killing /dag/ wasn't good enough
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>>187999371
Thank you, my anon!

>>187999736
Um.. Do you have Autism, anon..?
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>>187999836
fucking idiot
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over 1 million words for 200 reviews
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>>187999954
Such rudeness..

Why can't you be nice and polite like my Liara..?
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>>188000004
>IV
so there were 3 others? or is it a "sequel" to ME3
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>>187998505
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>>188000132
he wrote 3 other stories in the series in total amounting to over 2 million words none of them broke 100 follows
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406th for Pie-Jacks!
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>>188000316
He's obviously doing not for fun and not other people's entertainment, I hope.
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>>188000539
>doing not for fun
*doing it for fun
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>>188000316
>The sofa sitting on the left was boring and plain, and hardly what you call soft, but yet again, turians didn't believe in softness; they believed in hardness
...
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>>188000539
You made a typo, my anon!
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>>188000668
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>>188000668
It's not the sheer word count that amazes me, it's the fact that most of those 200K+ stories feature such crude, unsophisticated writing. It's like one of those crazy vagrants that can ramble on for hours if you let them.
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>just finished Mass Effect 2
>Slept with and embraced Jack
>Me and Garrus kickin' ass as we both lead our teams through the base.
>Dat Suicide Mission in general
>Game is over, now Im just max comfy with my crew, taking a break. Drank with Chakwas, Hanged out with Liara, laugh at EDI's feeble attempts at jokes

Why does Mass Effect have to be so heart wrenching at times, but so comfy at others?

Imma miss the comfy when I have to blow up a star system to delay the Reapers, getting me arrested as a terrorist and a war criminal.

Also, thanks to >>187996462 for introducing me to this Sampha guy. This shit is max chill.

This song pretty accurately describes Jack and Shepard's relationship, I'd say. Actually, Heart has a lot of songs that are so fucking good as soundtracks to your waifu.
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>>188002321
I forgot the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx5pBkfI-e0

I Didn't Want to Need You, by Heart.

Also, Zaeed died. Goodbye, you old goddam bastard.
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>>188002646
Uhm.. why did you censor FemShep's face, funny anon?
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>>188002687
She's an ugly cunt, just like you.
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>>188002491
>Zaeed died
You monster. At least that's not the worst thing that you could have let happen.
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>>187998680
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>>188002756
Don't be rude!

FemShep is VERY cute, anon!
>>188002827
Umm..
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>>188002826
It was by total accident too.

I did his loyalty mission, got his loyalty(after giving him a lecture about how we dont let civies burn to death over a grudge, you fucking psycho grandpa), and assigned him to squad leader the second time around(first time was Garrus). So he stumbles into a wall land falls over, saying his shields failed him, and admitted that this was how he thought he would go. Honestly made me feel sad.

Everyone else survived though! It was a suicide mission with only one casualty.

>>188002646
>>188002756
Gettin' tired of this "Femshep is ugly" meme.

Im going to take up ME3 after visiting my family for a week.
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>>188003110
>this "Femshep is ugly" meme
it may be a meme but it is still a fact.
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>>188003110
Was that image supposed to be proof that femshep isn't ugly?
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>>188003339
>>188003393
STOP this rudeness, my meggies!
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>>188003536
Eat a dick, faggot.
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>>188003673
Rude!
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>>188003536
>>188003685
>>188003673
Stop this autism, muh Meggie's!
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>>188003760
Yes, anon!
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>>188003673
Don't reply to him.
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I hope you have sweet Liara dreams, my meggies..
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>>188004021
I hope you get pooped on.
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>>188004186
Uhm, rude..

You are making me sad, my anon..
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>>188004216
You are making the rest of /meg/ sad with your shitposts.
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https://lootra.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-3-Shepard-dreams-of-Jack-Part-2-312091687
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Late night Jack post!
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>>188004636
I've seen those pictures before, and I'm not the least bit surprised they come from deviantart
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>>188004846
That one is literally the only good one the guy's done. Also, funny enough, I found this in google image search.

it sucks having a fetish, because the majority of the porn of your fetish is shit.
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>>188004947
What fetish are you talking about?
Tell me it's not vore.
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>>188005141
Giantess/Size. Vore is very nice too, if it's done right. Half the time it ain't, because it either suffers from poor concept or poor execution. Just like with giantess.

Also, Liarafag, here is your waifu being evil and loving it.

https://analternateusername.deviantart.com/art/Massive-Effect-644783694
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>>188004598
Liara anon is the only good poster here.
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>>188005643
I thought you were going to bed.
>>188004021
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>>188005351
>Giantess/Size. Vore is very nice too, if it's done right.
Dude..... that's weird.

but hey, to each his own, right?
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>>188005698
Very funny.
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>>188005643
lol, best joke I've heard all week.
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Unpopular opinion: Cora's ass is better than Miranda's.
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>>188006165
Cora's ass is such a waste though.

I mean an ass like that on a brick faced, aging dyke looking, asari MT sucking, boring bitch like Cora is so goddamn unfortunate.
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>>188006404
I think she has a cute face desu
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>>188006749
I think she looks like a crappy wax statue.
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VETRA IS CUTE
CUUUUUTE
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>>188007573
She's ok.
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>>188007573
>big daddy drack acts like a father to vetra
>after the mountain climbing scene, he tells you to treat her right
Drack best brogan
>>
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>>188006165
>>188006404
Every girl in Andromeda has the same one though
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>>188009158
>no giant cock bulge
Booooooring
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>>188012784
her MT is being held internally
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I feel like I'm not doing this "Hit an enemy with a thrown enemy 25 times" achievement correctly because it swear I've already reached that benchmark already but haven't gotten credit for it yet
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>>188013703
Maybe it has to account for a kill when you do it, but it's just not stated? That'd be the only reason I can think of.
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>Pull/Throw and enemy during to the Cardinal fight
>go back to shooting the Cardinal
>beat her but game won't progress
>the enemy from earlier clipped through the walls
Thanks goodness for Engineer profile
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>>188013703
It's very specific. You have to use Pull to pull them towards you (hold the button) and then use Throw to chunk them at another enemy.
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>>188014228
That's exactly what I'm doing. I guess maybe sometimes I toss them early and not when they're right next to me
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>>188014332
You need to be really close to your target. For some reason it doesn't count from long range.

That's all I can think of as to why it wouldn't unlock. It might just be bugged.
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I used to not like blue space magic but Backlash is pretty cool. That said tech powers are still better. Wish they'd brought back the N7 Paladin's shield and made that a tech power. Invasion is boring
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>>188014705
I find I don't use Invasion classes because it feels like it has really bad feedback to the player - I can't visually tell if I'm properly effecting people, especially since I have it spec'd for spread.

Of the tech skills I actually miss ones I could use for team support more - I miss Hex Shield a lot, I used to use that a lot for giving myself position and protecting others.

Tactical Scan for area awareness and Assault Turrets basically being rapidly deployable healers too.
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>>187977345
>>187977763
This. The Liara/Morrigan anon killed it with all his bitching and drama.
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>>188015692
Let's be honest, you were jealous that the actual liara anon got more attention from the mommy /dag/ poster than you and that's what makes you do this
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>>188015903
I don't even know who that poster is. I am the original Lelposter who had to deal with the Leliana false-flagger and the one bitching about the false-flagger and blaming me for his spamming.
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>tfw no turian lover to gently cup my balls,
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>>188016278
Even gently, that sounds kind of risky.
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>>188016278
I am pretty sure that would not be a pleasant experience for you.
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>>188015903
Nobody liked the Liara poster.

Keep in mind that it's somebody who was chased out of here for being too autistic even for us.
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>>187999736
so it seems that "Chole" , Lelianaspammer and Liarafag are all he some one person arguing with themselves.
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>>188017498
NEET lifestyle is a frightening thing.
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>>188017498
No, they are all different persons. Don't false-flag, Liara anon.
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>>188017326
Is that the same faggot who had 100+GB of personally recorded Liara videos and got personally offended by femshep autist claiming that Liara is for femshep only?
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>>188017795
Yep.
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>>188017795
How many autists are there?
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>>188018052
Everyone's autistic in here, some folks more than others.
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>>188018052
how many posters on 4chan are there?
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>>188018194
Sixteen
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>>188018052
This would be my fourth post itt.

Only really came to see if anyone knew what happened /dag/. It looks like that /dag/ officially died of cancer, and now that cancer has spread onto /meg/.
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>>188018409
/dag/ merged with /meg/ as it should be, sweet anon
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>>188018409
>>188018661
it would be best for everyone if you left /meg/ and went off to either BSN or tumblr permanently
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>>188018409
/dag/ died because of the person who was complaining about the "cancer" while being more "cancerous" himself. I am one of the regular posters there who got to experience all of it. It seems like the "cancer" and the one whining about the "cancer" have both made /meg/ their home now.
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>>188018661
No, retard, it didn't. Stop talking about /d*g/ and fuck off.
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Rule #1 of /dag/ club: we don't talk about /dag/ club
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Lets talk about the best ME husbandos.
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>>188019092
let's not and say we did
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>>188019092
Kaiden is best boy, there's nothing more to say
>>
Where will we discuss DOS2?
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>>188019609
Gee, it's not like there's an entire board for video games.
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>>188019609

Dead of Space?
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Yo /vg/. I recently started ME1 for the first time and went for the split Biotic/Tech class and ended up regretting it because it's impossible to balance a party that contains Ashley.

I'm trying to increase immersion a bit by playing a Colonist/Sole Survivor Shep with a tendency towards xenophobia and zero sense of loyalty to those not in his party (edgy douche without going out of his way to be edgy).

Keeping Ashley is important because I know she's romanceable, and she and this Shep can bond over intense xenophobia (again though, anyone who has proven their loyalty to Shep gets a pass, xeno filth or not)

tl;dr, keep Liara or Tali in my party in a new ME1 playthrough
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>>188020173
Death of Superman?
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>>188020525
Ash isn't full-on xenophobe. She has trust issues. She turns around pretty easily.
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>>188020525
Liara, Biotics are OP as fuck in ME1
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>>188020752
>>188020525

I could have been clearer. I will be starting over and either going solo Biotic or solo Tech with Shep.
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>>188020525

I generally found biotics to be more desirable (keeping enemies away, imobilizing them, etc), but Tali is very effective on certain missions, like the Biotic Terrorists, one. The Damping ability shuts down biotics and techs for a few seconds.
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>>188020525
Already mentioned, but Ash isn't in any way a xenophobe

She's has a cynical (arguably a realist) outlook on the galactic community, in that she thinks the power structure isn't nearly as peaceful and equal as some try to act like it is.

She also openly likes the quarians and salarians.
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>>187873906
EDI is the cutest nerd
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>>188022104
Liara is cuter.
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why did humanity not nuke the turians during the FCW
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>>188022505
that would've been too easy

humans love to kill things with our bare hands and primitive weapons
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>>188004701
>That cover
>remember the mass effect comic by dark horse
>a krogan stops Jack from killing Kai Leng
>mfw
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Afternoon Miri-post
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>>188023838
>afternoon
I want euroshitters to go.
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>Murifats
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>>188025089
Don't you have a bigger problem with nazis, commies and anarchists running over each other than to shitpost on /vg/?
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>>188025238
You're irrelevant. Just end your life.
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>>188025267
Irrelevant but still replied
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>>188025267
11/10 argument. Go to your safe zone if you can't handle my (quite honestly) weak insult.
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>>188023838
loved you the mostest
>>
Honestly, I'm not even sure why I'm replying to this... thing.

Europe shouldn't even exist, I think. Nobody gives a shit about that "continent".
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>>188025737
pobody's nerfect
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>>188025795
If Europe didn't exist, America wouldn't be populated by anyone but the natives.
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>>188025795
If Europe didn't exist, we wouldn't have Western's Kai Leng traps.
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>>188026063
Can't we just remove Germany? No KL and no excessive political corectness.
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>>188026063
Stop posting about yourself. You're pathetic.
>>
I've been thinking about it and now I'm sure the Liara false-flagged is a solaswife from /dag/.

People like you are legit cancer, just coming in trying to start shit flinging because you're a miserable bitch in real life.
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>>188025971
It would be a better place.
And I'm not sure why you expected anything but stupid shit from him, americans are known to have a low IQ.
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>femshep autist is the best adjusted liarafag on /meg/
We're living in the worst timeline.

>>188026735
Make a thread in /trash/ if you want to talk about your dag conspiracy theories, Liarafag.
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>>188026735
>>188027287
not only would nobody miss you if you were dead, but people would actively celebrate it
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>>188027401
Rude.
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Post tummies, please.
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>>188026163
we´d loose all the fancy beer and wursts, can't have that.

> the reunification was probably a mistake

However germany may be gone soon, I ´ve heard that one nuclear reactor is causing trouble
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>>188027918
Yes please.
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>>188027287
>>188027401
Kill yourself, LSW.
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>>188027918
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>>188026735
The Liarafag is the Lelianafag. He dedicated himself to killing /dag/. Now that's done, he's coming for here.
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>>188030513

Shut the fuck up. No one cares about /dag/ nor the faggot.
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>>188030606
You shut the fuck up faggot. Wait until /meg/ finally dies like /dag/ did.
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>>188030759
Fuck off, Liarafag.

Nobody wants you or your retarded drama here. Not everyone is retarded enough to feed shitposters, unlike you.
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Commander
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>>188030759

These attempts of yours to make /meg/ about /dag/'s well-deserved and final death are transparent and sad. Get fucked.
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>>188027918
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>>188031231
It works best when you don't give them any attention
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>>188031143
>>188028514
butifel
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>>188027918
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>>188032027
peebee is cute i don't care what you nerds say
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>>188038694
Oh you fucking cunt.
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>>188038893
What? Thread's not dying on my watch.
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>>188039220
wouldn't it be better if it didn't die, just for a little while?
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>>188039345
You mean would it be better if it did die?
Don't think so, wouldn't change anything.
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>>188038694
Some of those clothing options would have been cool to see walking around. Fucking concept art.
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>>188039459
but we can't be sure of that until it actually does die.
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>>188039838
I like the variations on Javik's armor best.

>>188040046
I'm still waiting on CYOA anon and anal anon to finish their story. What would letting the thread die accomplish except making that liara poster "win"?
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>>188040435
I'm still mad she wasn't squadmate in ME3.
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First time playing Trespasser, should I take Dorian, or non-Divine Vivienne?
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>>188040732
Sorry, this is the Mass Effect general, won't be able to help you.
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>>188040732
The gay boi.
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>>188040732
You should use oru Beautiful Wolf, nu anon!
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>>187897617
You're cruel and disturbing >:^(
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>>188040595
>tfw we got James, Traynor and steve Instead of Miranda or jack
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>>188040732
Fuck off faggot
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>>188041307
You forgot to mention Allers and fucking sexbot.
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>>188041542
Why can't you fuck the only sexbot in the game?
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>>188041542
I can't believe they cut out the two best girls and only gave us 4 forgettable characters and a sex toy you can't fuck
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>>188041542
>sexbot
I love how that's acknowledged even in-universe
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>>188041650
EDI is for Joker only. The gentlest of pelvis fracturing.
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In Mass Effect, the thought of bobs and vagenes of all kinds, human or alien, pressed against the inside of undersuits, is incredibly arousing, despite being non-sexualized and utilitarian
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UED > Faggot Alliance
Dugalle > Anderson
Europoors > Progressive, homosexual North Americans with globalist and liberal values and ambiguous ethnic origins
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>>188041307
I actually liked James.
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>>188002646
>Sheploo indentifies as Femshep trapped in a male body
topkek
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>>188030513
Don't evah post such preposterous lies again!
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>>188019092
Kaidan's ok. Kinda basic
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>>188030513
>killing /meg/ with posts of best waifu
um...sweety
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>>188053646
Yes, anon!
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So kissable
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perfect couple
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How bad was Andromeda? Is it worth a play?
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>>188056942
The kind of lips that deserve to be kissed, and by someone who loves her
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>>188057881
nah, do something worthwile with your time instead, like watching grass grow or smth.
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>>188057881
You can always try out the 10 hour free trial to gauge a feel for it. Note that the beginning is pretty bad. Multiplayer was great, which is where I got most of my enjoyment.
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>>188049564
I still have no idea how dirty aliens defeated this glorious bastard
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http://i.imgur.com/T51WT4b.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/kQKVZL6.jpg
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>>188063871
God damn man, that's a mighty fine picture.
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>>188063871
Jesus Christ what a pic.
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>>188063229
Fuck yeah, dude.
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>>188063871
nothin personel kit
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>>188065016
what was his name again?
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>>188065073
shitbloxx mcnigger
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>>188065016
>you're slow, Shepard!
>I'm only slow because I'm not running!

quality bants
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Anyone here trying to play MEA MP?
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>>188065637
(lol)
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>>188063229

Nice. So many fetishes.
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>>188065637
It's shit and not fun.
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>>188065825
neither is ur waifu faggot
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>>188065016
This is what happens when you let some autistic child turn himself into his own OC.
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>Ark Leusinia
>the machine that's holding the hull together gives biotics headaches
>Cora, always being on the missions, grains from the pain
>have Sentinel profile on Ryder
>he reacts too
Neat
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>>188066013
>he
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>>188066104
>playing as a girl
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>>188067639
Uhm..
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>>188056940
>tfw your quarian gf will never spread her cheeks and ask if her suit is too tight, knowing that her thick meaty lips form a noticable camel-toe no matter how much she adjust her suit.
>tfw she gives up and opts to hide it using a pair of regular panties and a skirt.
>but now her nipples just can't seem to stay soft and they poke proudly at the stretchy suit. Little bumps jutting out from her perky breasts.
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I wonder what turian pussy looks like.
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>>188072926
Blue.
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>>188072926
Birds don't have "pussies", you moron.
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>>188073553
She's not a bird she's an alien you moron.
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>>188074341
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>>188074469
Selfies should be on /soc/ if I'm not mistaken.
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>>188072926
>Even though the Turian body is mostly covered in hard (yet flexible) scales, their private areas are one of the few places completely covered in the smooth, if a bit leathery, skin
>The scales gradually get smaller and weaker until there is an uncovered area surrounding the entrance
>Unlike humans, Turians don't have to worry about ruined, gaping lips, as that would expose the very sensitive internal flesh to the Palaven's radioactive sun, unless it's brutishly ravaged for a prolonged amount of time
>The hole itself is shorter, having more of a circular shape, rather than a tall maw, concealing it a bit
>As the skin gets thinner and thinner, the entrance and insides turn into a deep blue colour
>The flesh is very sensitive to compensate for the thicker skin
>But since the outer entrance isn't as soft as a human's, evolution devised a solution: increased natural lube produce
>This assures that sex is a very pleasurable experience, even a bit tighter than with a human
>Eating out is also more fun, with the higher amount of delicious juices
All in all, there are important differences, but nothing that causes problems, even if it might appear so. Only problem might be scratching other parts of your body when they grind against the scales covering the rest of the femtur's body.
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>>187987209

>Sorry for the late update

Part 4: the delayed climax

You stopped immediately

"What's wrong?"

"Don't fucking stop KEEP GOING!" she screamed in frustration.

You resumed sliding your swollen cock inside her now quivering ass, savouring every moment. Your lover changed from screams to moans as the tip passed through.

"G...goddess" she muttered through rapid hot breaths.

You resumed to slowly pump her again, trying your best to maintain a rhythm.


"W...wait a minute. Hold my hand."

She extended her left hand out behind her for yours. Tentatively, you took hold of hers, and the room began to dim around you.

"What the..."

"Don't worry, our minds our together now, we feel each other,"

You started to feel what she felt, an immense mixture of pain and pleasure flooded your mind, With each thrust, you felt a pressure build in your own ass, Massaging your prostate. Your mind drew closer and closer to heaven.

You felt her pleasure, and in turn, she felt yours

After 5 minutes if otherworldly pleasure, you both were on the cusp of climax.

"I...We're close to..."
"I...I know!"

Your minds were in sync with each other, you knew when the other would cum, so held off until both were ready.

The climax was beyond anything you could imagine. Your minds were both empty, except for raw pleasure.

After 2 minutes, the room returned to normal. and you slumped down in each other's arms, exhausted, content to lay there in each other's embrace.
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>>188073553
>>188074341
Turians give live birth (stated in the Codex back in ME1) and since the evolution has taken their wings away, why wouldn't it give them multiple orifices?
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>>188075034
Sounds absolutely lovely anon.
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>>188075034
Taking notes for future lewds. That's a good description.
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>>188075119
need asari wife
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Anybody down for that FemKro X Human fic I promised ?
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>>188076880
do it
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>>188076880
Hit me up with that shit.
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>>188077005
>>188077041
On it, give me 5 minutes.
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>>188075119
The one advisement I'd give is to be more hesitant about specifying durations (2 minutes, 5 minutes). Otherwise an excellent conclusion anon.
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>>188077780
Yeah, if anything, specify it with text. "Five minutes" in narration sounds better, more casual and cohesive than "5 minutes".
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>>188077780
>>188077960

Yeah, I admit this isn't one of my best ones.
Still, thank you.
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>>188076880
He was the very picture of an upstart gangster youth. He carried himself proudly, brashly when he was strolling around the squalid streets and seedy strip-clubs of Omega, where he was born and raised. A few low-placed friends and misplaced debt threw himself into a life of petty crimes, which lead to a vicous circle of violent settling of scores, but he never questioned the orders of the gang leaders, even when doubts crept into his young mind. He instead sticked his chest out, beaming, and told everyone how the Smokes where the real deal here on Omega. He thought he was the king of the world, and that him and his friend would live forever.

It was those same damnable friends who put him in his current predicament. He who was otherwise so cocksure was standing idly by the red-orange neon sign of the bordello, his hand squeezing tightly around a purple bottle. A classy place out of his league, owned by the only female Krogan he ever knew.

A small lost bet. An uneasy feeling of ridicule. The toothy smiles of his dumb friends. And a crazy promise he should never have made.

"I'm gonna fuck that Krogan broad, you'll see, you'll all see. Ain't any girls who says no to a Smoke." he muttered to himself. "She ain't so though."

Of course, he heard about her. About the Blood Pack incident, about her connection with Omega's queen, but the fear of being blackguarded by he rest of his gang was stronger than the fear of injury... or death.

He inspired deeply, psyching himself up. "Y'all see what I'm made off" he murmured as he passed in front of a threatening-looking hanar. As he entered the brothel, a small thought crossed his mind.
How could a hanar look threatening ?
(1/?)
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mass effect cross over games you would play
got to go with killing floor 2
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>>188079808
XCOM 2
already a thing, god bless modders
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>>188079808
Baldur's Gate 2.
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>>188079808
I want TellTale or DONTNOD to make a ME game
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>>188080662
It's like you want ME to become even gayer.
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>>188079472
He wasn't a stranger to sex and debauchery, and he himself had his fare share of shagging the various red-sanded girls the gang brought to it parties. But there was a peculiar mood inside the curtained atrium that brought red to his cheeks. Feminine laughter was hanging here like a soft breeze. He never felt so out of place.

"Come in." a deep voice called from the large ocunter on the other end of the room. "Tell me what can I get you."
He cleared his throat and swaggered towards the counter, frowning and dour-faced. He wanted to look menacing, intimidating even. That's what Krogan respected, right ? "Hey babe." he simply said, before slouching lazily over the steely counter.

A pair of deep blue eyes on a freakishly wide face perked up, sizing him up and sending a shiver down his spine. Her large mouth was seemingly smiling warmly, but there was something cold and carnivorous about the way she looked at him. "First time customer ?" she said, humming pensively. "Welcome to my little haven then. Rules are simple : no guns, no violence unless requested by client, no poetry unless requested by your host or hostess and no service from the bar if you're not clothed. Are you a biotic ?"
"Nah babe, don't worry."
"Good. Then tell me what can I get you ? Companionship for a couple hours with one of my talented girl... or something more specific ?"
He picked up the little holo-catalogue displayed on the counter, flipping distractedly over the assortment of names, descriptions of mensurations and kinks, and pictures of scantidly clad humans and aliens alike.
Wait.
Was that...?
What was doing the holo-portrait of his turian best friend's sister here ?
With her legs open so widely showing her...
"Seeing someone you like ?" the krogan asked, lips curled in a mocking grin. Taken aback, he slammed the catalogue out of his sight, trying unsuccesfuly to look unperturbed by the unearthly revelation.
(2/?)
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>>188081418
There's nothing wrong with being gay, sweet anon.
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>>188075034
He had told her, nearly screaming over the thrumming bass that he wanted to be with her. She had been drunk, he was too, asari and human drinks creating a turbulent sea in his stomach, liquid courage. He had touched her thigh at some point, then she had touched his, things escalated fromflirting to raw lustful groping and deep sloppy kissing. She pushed into his mouth, mandibles splayed wide as he long slippery tongue slid into his mouth, slithering around his tongue. He felt her strong hands grope his crotch, feeling his hardness. She was wet, and hot. Her panties tight on the back of his hand. The others in the club looked at the two in disgust until a security guard abruptly interuppted their slobbering.
He grabbed them both by the shoulder and threw them out. She pulled on his shoulder, movements a bit wobbly and together they moved past the line, not even sparing a glance at the guard.
They found an alley close to the club, like canyon between two concrete mesas, there he pushed her against the wall and their hands started wandering again.
She pulled down his pants, forcing them down as he fiddled with hers. He could feel the heat radiating from her sex, a musty yet minty scent lingered on his fingers as he pulled her soaking wet panties aside.
Her tough leathery fingers guided him into he sopping wet slit and together they began moving, her armoured torso scraping against the wall.
She was so damn wet, fucking her like this, he moaned into her mouth, their tongues intertwining.
She groaned with each thrust, bending her knees when he started pulling out, her strangely oval hole hugging himtightly. You moved as one, in and out, up and down, obscene noises squeaking from their union, growing louder and faster as the two neared their climaxes.
He filled her up, hilting himself in her upwards curving channel, a little attention with his fingers set her off within seconds of his climax, a squawking cry of pleasure echoing through the alley.
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>>188083984
nice one anon
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>>188082872
He gave a little cough, rose his chin up and put on his best sly smile. "Yeah babe, I'm seeing someone I like right now."
The stone-faced krogan was impassive to his remark. "Give me her name, and I'll tell you if she's avaible. I'd recommend starting with a couple of rounds in the bar first, perfect to get in the mood and get to know someone." she began to type on her omnitool, diverting her hard gaze from him. "How long do you plan on staying here ?"
"Oh, that'll depends on you babe." he answered, smugly.
"The house doesn't give credit to first time customer."
"Nah girl. I mean that I'm down for a little Tuchanka cutlet for dinner tonight."
She paused, and he knew deep inside that his one-liner hit its mark perfectly. The krogan blinked hard, a pained expression flashing across her hard features, before saying in a soft and tired voice "I see. I can book you with the Krogan gigolo if you want."
He let out a indignant shuddering sigh, throwing his hands out towards the krogan. "What the hell you talking about ? I don't want a dude ! I want you !"
Her cocked smile disappeared and she slowly rose up from her seat. "Afraid my companionship is out of your range. Is this a joke ?" she growled menacingly, sending a shiver down his spine.
He mustered all the bravado he could. "Nah girl ! I mean it ! Ain't no normal girl on Omega who can handle me ! Like, you gotta be able to survive a nuclear strike to survive my Cain !" he babbled in panic.
Slowly, she began to skirt around the counter, her massive frame radiating menace.
"I ain't even joking girl. I've heard all about you, how you're the toughest bitch reigning in the lower wards. That's my jam if you know what I mean. I want a girl who knows what she wants."
Without a word, the krogan approached him. He stood still, even if his instincts wanted him to run away. It wasn't fear that was nailing him to the ground, he sweared to himself, it was real courage in the face of an unstoppable head-butting force
(3/?)
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>>188079472
>>188082872
>>188086476
I'm liking this a lot and looking forward to more.

>>188083984
Wonderfully lewd.
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CYOAnon are yo here and will you be doing it tonight?
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>>188088587
I'm here and maybe. I might start a little later than usual if I do.

I'm afraid /meg/ will start dying once I finish the CYOA cause apparently that's the only reason a few anons come here anymore. Don't do that to me, /meg/.
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>>188088884
people who come here for cyoa don't usually post unless cyoa is going on so you won't see a change
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>>188086476
He braced himself for impact, briefly wondering how much punishment his skull could withstand. He saw the Krogan rear up and closed his eyes.
A strong pressure around his testicles huddled him up. His hand reaching for the enormous and muscled arm that was currently squeezing some very soft and fragile part of his anatomy. He dared not to move, his eyes wildly looking up, towards the smouldering look coming from the angry Krogan eyes and down, towards the three-fingered gauntlet ensnarring his jewels.
"I'm going to ask you one last time. Is it your idea of a joke ?" she asked.
"It's not a joke." he flatly answered.

A stronger pressure. Sweat dripping from his chin.
"What is it then ?"
"Just a bet with some friends of mine. Lost it. That's all."
"And I am the "prize" of that bet, I presume ?"
"If you look at it that way, in a sense, yeah."
He was too focused on the tight sensation around his groin to put up a face anymore.
"And you came all the way here to try and charm me. Is that right ?" she asked, releasing her grip a bit.
"Yeah but I mean it, you know ?" he answered, holding the krogan's arm like a shipwrecked sailor in a storm. "I like my girls like I like my coffee : destroying everything in her path."

He heard the Krogan scoff before seeing her wide face fill his field of vision. Deep blue eyes piercing him with an accusatory blame. Her wide mouth opened, blowing hot hair against his face.
"Scared of me ?"
He dared not to answer, but a squeeze made him talk like a Volus snitch.
"I am."
"Are you taking your bet seriously ?"
"I am."
"Do you still want to bed me ?"
"I am."
"No... It's "I do". or "I don't". So... Do you think you can handle me ?"
He paused. Here was the moment of truth. Here was the single instant that would determine if he'd walk out of this place a proud man or a shameful boy. He inspired deeply and rose his chin up to meet the gaze of the female Krogan, relaxing his muscles in her unrelenting grip.
"I do." he said.
(4/?)
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>>188089047
Good point. Hopefully they'll stick around if I decide to start up another one after this one finishes.
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/dag/ will never leave here
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>>188089856
Yes!
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>>188089090
The Krogan smirked, her bony head-crest pushing against his forehead. She gave another strong squeeze that quelled the virile bravado in his voice and made him shriek like a girl.
"No, you can't handle me." she said, "But I like when softies don't take fright in front of a challenge."
She twisted her wrist slowly and pushed against his groin, as if she was weighting his worth in the rawest sense of the term. She wasn't squeezing so hard on him, but the way she forcefully"massaged" him was still puzzling and vaguely threatening.
She pushed her crest against his head again, visibly enjoying the power she had over him. A large smile outlined her wrinkly eyes and leathery skin.
"Looks like you're packing for a pyjaak. Not bad."

She released her deathly grip and moved back. Curled up on himself and holding his painful groin with both hand, cold shivers sliding down his spine. Shaking, he saw her turn around and heard her low and deep voice call out for him.
"Take a minute to get your breath back. If you're still bent on trying to handle me, follow me to the back."
His voiced died in his throat in a comical quack.
"If you do follow me, you better be prepared. I won't hold back." the krogan finally said before disappearing in a dark corridor behind her counter.

(5/???)
I'll let you decide, /meg/. Are you down for lewds with the Krogan ? Last chance to back down.
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>>188090578
Hows our protagonist going to prove hes a 'ard lad to his buddies if he doesn't go through with it?
ain't my kind of shit but anything from you is pretty class brioche.
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G'night /meg/

The Asari Anal Adventures didn't turn out as good as I wanted it to, but I still had fun writing it.
Next time I'll be back to doing what I do best
qt Quarians with nice tits
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I failed
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>>188092420
night anon
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>>188092806
Every time you post I want to slam my dick in the car door.
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>>188091609
Would it be okay if I post the lewd follow-up part tomorrow (or in about 7 or 8 hours if you're not europoor.) ? It's getting quite late here and I got a bad migraine starting and I fear the writing will take a hit from it.
I'm sorry I'm unable to deliver the story in one go.

Can someone help me make a screencap of the story in case we change threads or it dies ?
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>>188093224
That's a strange fetish, anon. What sort of protections are you using for that
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>>188092420
>more quarian stuff
Fuck yes
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>>188093426
Disgusting.
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>>188093369
Pretty blasted off my ass right now with russian water so this extremely shitty crop will have to do for now.
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>>188093369
>>188095137
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>>188092420
Sounds good, night anon.
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>>188092420
I liked it
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>>188095287
>>188095137
Thanks, even if the screencap looks a bit wonky.
Migraine's acting up. I'm off to sleep.
Will continue with femkro lewds soon.
G'night /meg/
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>>188095921
night frogman
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>>188095921

Good night.
>>
live
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>>188093369
Of course, a follow up would be nice. Quality as usual frenchman.
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>>188092420
Nobody got one yet, so I did it for you. Asari aren't even my top race, but this one turned out to be a great read. You did fucking good anon.
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>>188075119
>>188082872
>>188090578
This is some good shit.
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>>188083984
Short, but nice.
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This bitch won't survive the night
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>>188107904
I blame (you).
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>>188108541
Yeah I guess could be posting more and lurking less.
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>died 3(THREE) times
>father dies not a few hours after awakening from 600+ years of sleep
>constantly in life endangering gunfights
I'm really surprised how well Ryder takes things.
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>>188107904
Wrong, I won't let it die.
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>>188107904
Wrong. I've got a whole folder full of screenshot I took. The only reason I avoid posting them was because my Ryder is in almost all of the, and I don't want to get accused of avatarfagging more than I already am
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>>188109625
As long as you are using the mods which give ass armor, that is acceptable
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>>188110050
>implying I played as Sara
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Late night Jack post!
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>>188049564
90s > 2010s

If ME was made a decade earlier, it wouldn't be so shitty
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Playing any cool games /meg/? Watching/listening to anything good? Doing something else? Just trying to keep the thread somewhat active for now
Got finished playing ME3 multiplayer here. Still fun to jump back to it every once in a while.
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>>188112379
ME on ps1?
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>>188113294
>Playing any cool games?
I'm doing a run of FFVIII but I put that on hold until I finish my current achievement hunter run on Andromeda; though, like a true autist, the "romance three different characters" one is giving me trouble.
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>>188113294
I'm in a video game lull right now. Im looking through my steam library and I have more games than, as a child, I could ever dream of. I can't decide between playing Mass Effect, Wolfenstein, Fallout 4, DAO, Witcher 3, Warhammer: total war, and 30 other games I own.
I keep installing different games, get to the main menu/character creator and then all the excitement goes away.

Right now I'm watching a shitty stand up special on Netflix.
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>>188113294
Just playing some R6S, trying to get to plat before the season ends. Actually looking forward to Season 3 because I'm tired of being HEALTH'D for 3 months straight. Fuck you, Ubisoft, for taking this long to fix the fucking lighting.

Also trying to come up with some ideas for ME drawfagging, but I feel like I lack both the creativity and the talent.

>>188113764
You can do it Gilfag, I believe in you.
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Late night Liara post!
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>>188113294
I am playing Inquisition, my anon! I love my Andraste Leli-Ana, her Nugs, and Elves!

Thank you for asking..
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I really fucking hate noobs in MP who run off by themselves, don't revive, don't play the OBJ, and rush to the extraction first thing
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>>188114649
>but I feel like I lack both the creativity and the talent.
This is exactly me, I used to draw little doodles if Jack in my notebooks but I'd always erase them all because I thought I sucked at drawing.
I don't even know if I actually do or don't, I've never showed them to anyone, mostly because I don't take constructive criticism well.
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>>188116283
>don't revive,
This. When I still played, I always make it my job to run and revive any one. Even the idiots that run off by themselves. But the second I go down, not a single one of the ungrateful bastards I revived 3 times each try to even get to me.
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>>188116604
As long as you like the drawings, anon, that's all that matters. Don't stop drawing just because you think other people won't like it.
Fuck what other people think, if doodling Jack makes you happy, just do it, my man.
You might even get better at drawing in the process.
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>>188049564
>Europoors
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>>188117007
I really wish I hadn't erased them all, I mean I have a notebook just full class notes and the outlines of erased Jack drawings on almost every page.

I guess I'll try again. Ive have no motivation to play any games right now and I have a bunch of empty notebooks, and nothing but time most of the week.

I probably won't post them but at least I'll be doing something.
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>>188117395
Good on you, anon.

Happy drawing. I might even do some too.
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>>188117395
>I probably won't post them but at least I'll be doing something.
That's how I feel when I write dumb stuff. I enjoy doing it, but my shit probably couldn't compare to what the other writefags here post.
But hey, the more you do something, the more you improve.
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Reminder that Ryder is a dork
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Further reminder that you should never pick professional dialogue options because that's not Ryder at all
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>>188119224
>I've no interest in Andromeda Tbh.
I had that feeling since the announcement

That galaxy you liked? with all of the people you liked?

LOL THEY FUCKIN' GONE

It could've been good and I wouldn't have given a shit, still.
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>>188119318
Have you never heard of a fresh start?
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>>188119523
A fresh start by bringing every race over from the old universe, and the only thing new is 2 races?
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>>188119523
Name 3 that worked
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>>188119224
DAI sucks balls but Andraste looks fucking sexy in the frostbite 3 engine.
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>>188119224
>>188119318
>>188119759
kek fuck off you niggers

>that glorious feeling when /dag/ faggots will never, EVER be welcome here
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>>188119914
/dag/ + /meg/ = OTP, newfriend
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>>188119914
I'm not from /dag/, I just wanted to know if it's an alright game
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>>188120195
It's really not a bad game, I was memeing when I said it sucks balls. It has some pacing issues and a lot of worthless filler quests but the story, writing, and the characters are all really good (especially with the Trespasser DLC).

If you've enjoyed the others then play DAI.
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are people still playing me3 multiplayer?
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>>188120712
I still do.
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>>188120712
Aye
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>>188119914
Reminder that ME is dead and /meg/ has no future. Meanwhile DA4 is in development and is guaranteed to be goty.
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>>188121693
wonderful news for you, perfect time to get the fuck out and make an entirely different thread from this one
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>>188121779
Don't be rude!
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>>188119224
DA:I already had the things that made MEA shit.
>Shit companions
>90% of the game is filler with no depth
>Main story often forces your character to say things that you do not want them to say because roleplaying in BW games died
>Uninteresting story
>Fucking frostbite making the environment look good but the characters look like shitty plastic dolls
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>>188122172
>90% of the game is filler with no depth
I hate that shit in modern games. Fetch quests with no depth to force the player to 'explore' the map. The old games didn't have good randomly-generated fetch quests and the new ones won't, either, because it's fucking fetch quests with no depth to them.
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>>188122636
At least back then the maps were not MMORPG tier huge to waste even more of your time with even more pointless shit in them. Also most sidequests in the old games had some dialogue and choices to them. While in DA:I for example they just tell you to do something, you do it and that's it.
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>>188120454
>but the story, writing, and the characters are all really good
I disagree. Blackwall was the only thing I liked about DA:I's characters, the story was shit, the writing was worse.
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>>188122636
>Shit companions
Subjective.

>90% of the game is filler with no depth
DAI is thrice the size of DAO. You can ignore all the side content, if you want, and get a pretty good experience from the main-quests. 90% of the side-quests in DAO are fetch quests, too.

>Main story often forces your character to say things that you do not want them to say because roleplaying in BW games died
You can still roleplay, although, it is limited. Have to make some sacrifices for voiced dialogue. They are plenty of choices in the main quests.

>Uninteresting story
Subjective.

>Fucking frostbite making the environment look good but the characters look like shitty plastic dolls
The characters look far better than the cartoon freaks in DA2 and DAO.
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>>188119224
>>188119759
>>188119972
fuck off
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>>188120195
>I'm not from /dag/, I just wanted to know if it's an alright game

I gave DAI a shot because I figured I'd at least get an okay time out of a Bioware dialogue choices game even if fantasy isn't a genre I'm very into

It's not only a significantly worse game than Andromeda or any Mass Effect game, it's simply AWFUL to actually play. It's incredibly tedious and controls incredibly badly on PC even if you put it at minimum difficultly, hell even if you cheat to shortcut even more. It's the worst thing since I last played Mass Effect 1 without having anything to make you want to endure the slog.
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>>188123859
>DAI
>worse than MEA
>having an opinion THIS shit

(lol)
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>>188124051
Both are bad.
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>>188123685
>Subjective.
That story is awful and generic as hell. That is not subjective whatsoever. Also Solas is the only companion they put effort into because he is important to the series.
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>>188124285
>not liking our girl Leliana
>>>/out/
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>>188124285
t. LSW
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>>188124783
Who?
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>>188124914
Kill yourself, you miserable hambeast.
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>>188124914
Lithuanian Solas Wife
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>>188124987
Stop posting about yourself and fuck off.
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I am almost tempted to reinstall Andromeda just to do a playthrough with the asari underarmor mod.
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>>188124664
Companions, you autist.
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>>188125304

Holy damn!
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>>188125304
Don't. There are plenty of good ass games out there.
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>>188125304
an ass like that just can't be legal

someone call the booty police
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>>188125614
the future really is nice
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>>187895484
>Asking Liara to make herself look blonde

Whew

My dick.
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>>188125867
>not psychologically manipulating her and making her think that it was her decision
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>>188124285
>Also Solas is the only companion they put effort into
Shit effort. Shit character. Solas is overrated. Blackwall is where it's at.
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>a genocidal megalomaniac
>a child murderer

Both are shit, anons. Get better taste.
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>>188126412
http://www.strawpoll.me/4977606/r
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>>188126751
>"No one" has more votes than Blackwall

I'm dying. Also good taste with Cass in second place.
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>>188126751
>Cassandra romance
She was OK, until I tried to flirt her. The options where lines of dialogue straight out of a 14 year old's Tali romance fanfic. Not to mention half of her romance ark is getting Varric to write more gay fanfic. What the fuck was Bioware thinking?
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>>188126751
>there isn't an option for "fuck off you tumblr cunts and go kill yourself"
how the hell are the good people of /meg/ suppose to place an appropriate vote?
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Reminder to report and ignore LSW and "her" DA spam.
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>>188127140
I am not el-S-/v/.
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>>188127719
Kill yourself, landwhale.
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>>188125398
Such as?
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we may need a new thread soon

WG you're our only hope
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>>188130801
Don't worry my anon, I will make a new thread!
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>>188130835
your enthusiasm is appreciated, but no thanks

save your efforts for a different thread
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>>188130835
make a leliana thread to celebrate our merging
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>>188130987
>merging
So, been an absolutely mentally retarded fucker for long? Or are you just drugged out of your mind all the time?
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>>188130987
Oh for fuck's sake.

No. Make your own damn thread if you want it so bad, /dag/. Why the fuck did you even come here in the first place? There's nothing for you here. No one wants to talk about DA.
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New thread!

>>188131339
>>188131339
>>188131339
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>>188131357
too early
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>>188129702
NieR: Automata
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>>188119523
As >>188119565 stated, it's hardly a fresh start. Plus, we couldn't get that back in the milky way? We have to go somewhere that feels totally empty?
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There is only one good pussy: femtur pussy
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crashing this thread with fem turs
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smug ending
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