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Legion's Edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

Previous thread: >>187641586
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First for Geth husbando.
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>>187863435
first for cuckmaster max
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DEATH TO ALIENS

EARTH FIRST
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LSW is Chloe is Liarafag, Western anon is tulpa anon is western anon
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>>187863942
All me.
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>>187863673
>>>/out/
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>>187863630
Ree and Max will get a well deserved happy ending together, just you wait.
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>>187864645
POWER ARMOR SUPLEX FOR JEE WHEN
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>>187863447
wew

>>187863630
cliffhanger 5ever
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>>187865038
THAT'S WHERE YOUR WRONG DESU
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>>187865173
>major character death
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>>187865474
>thain krios
remember it's set during mass effect 3
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>>187864615
/dag/ is our sister community
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>>187865474
>>187865585
thane*
also if it's anyone other then jee imma fucking riot
even that gay krogan and his turian lover
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>>187865596
Retarded, adopted sister that we've beaten up twice and still clings on us, even though our parents are dead and we've disowned her.

>>187865723
>Reading gay fanfiction
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>>187865940
>what is background characters
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>>187863705
Soon... we never forgot Shanxi.
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>>187866030
>what is I don't give a fuck about your homoerotic fiction
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>>187863630
that boy got the bricks beat off of him
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>>187863447

Part 3.5

After 10 seconds of cooling down. You were back in reality.

Your mind was yours again.

Out of the corner of your eye, you saw her walking over to the other side of the bed. You heard the bathroom light click on, and something pouring down the drain. You didn't care, though. Your mind was empty save for one thought. To embrace her again.

You picked yourself up, your core starting to ache. You let yourself stretch while she was in the bathroom.

Curious, you turned around to see what she was doing, but only caught her leaving with an empty glass in her hand.

"What was in there?" You asked

She rested her left hand on her hip and smiled at you, then stared back at the glass.

"Doctor said I can't swallow."
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>>187866903
Shit, I meant >>187865906
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>>187866730
>finds some one to love after losing his wife all those years ago
>finally feel good
>couple of weeks pass
>she cheats on him with her ex
>guess aliens treat sex differently
>make up after awhile
>ex tries to seduce you
>i'm a one turian kind of man
>she takes a skin sample
>she breaks into lab masquerading as you to steal illness that can kill turians
>she comes back to you
>beats the fuck out of you
>lay on floor beaten and bloodied
>security shows up
>drags you off as they believe you have been getting everyone sick
>lay in prison as they decide how to execute you
>just another day in the life of cuckmaster max
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>>187866903
Good shit, anon. Been way too long since someone's written some quality quarian lewd.
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Mmm. I can understand frenchies interest. Kinda like Jack but bustier.
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>>187867980
Jack would be god tier if she weren't so flat chested.
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>>187868072
Could use meat in other places as well...
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>>187868182
Yep!

My meat. In her ass.
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>>187863630
who?
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>>187869498
>>187867372
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>>187869548
I mean is he from the comics?
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>>187869705
no it's a fic that me meme here since it was dead for the past 2 years
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>>187869705
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10736883/1/Mass-Effect-Survival-Part-1
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>>187869953
Ah, thank you
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Going on a bicycling ride with waifu through the large park in the center of the colony?
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>>187870414
>Pass red light because you're a bicycle
>Get wrekt
Fuck cyclists
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>>187870662
>because you're a bicycle

But who was bicycle?
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>>187870414
Liam stole my bike.
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>>187870939
Hilarious.
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>>187870662
obviously there are going to be a lot of red lights and motorized vehicles in the middle of a big park
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>>187866903
are you done?
Is there more?
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>>187872020
I hate cyclists.
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>>187863435
Discussion: What would you do to improve ME: Andromeda? We can all agree that the shit required to redeem ME:A would basically require making a new game, so just propose shit that would make the entire experience of enduring Andromeda less painful.

>When you activate each Teraforming pillar-dungeon you don't get "Andromeda Viability Points", instead a bar fills that show how close you are to understanding and using Terraforming tech by yourself. Culminating in the Golden World you were supposed to colonize being terraformed by human hands and tools.

>Translation is spotty at best and words are lost or untranslated, both ways. Fights devolve from banter to battle-chatter.

>Angaran are radically different to humans in thought and culture. To become a scientist-equivalent you have to drug yourself and impair your emotions.

>Fuck "Andromeda Viability Points" in general. Fuck them. Replace them with "Influence". A measure of how stupid the shit you can spew from your orifices and still be listened to.

>Return to the Concept that the reason why the Ryder-PC lived and their dad died on that planet is because he ripped out the physical implant out of his head, shoved it into theirs, then held off the Kett whilst back-up arrived.

>Make the Kett so unutterably alien, not "beuracratic". Make their religion say that all must consent to the Exaltation and take it willingly, but leave them barely-fed and torture them with 24/7 recordings of their teachings in their cells. Because they don't see this as torture, they see Exaltation as an inevitable goal, because Kett never take a goal unless it can be completed.
>what they do isn't torturing aliens until they give up, it's just waiting until they goal is complete.

>Cont.
>Threatening to kill yourself is a sure way to get the Kett to back the fuck off. But you have to make it believable. Kett don't want to kill aliens, they want to Exalt them.
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>>187872106
that was it. had to cut the last part of 3 into a new post due to character limits. Hence 3.5.

I'll be back with more stories soon, though.
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>>187873458
How about introducing your ayy gf to anal?
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>>187872909
The most enjoyable part of every journey is the company. Rewrite the cast, or discard them altogether. Sarcastic quip should be a comment, not a character trait that defines your entire party. Aim for redeemably controversial characters, not Josh Whedon's notebook of rejects.
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>>187863435

Gospel of Mark 5.9
> And Jesus said, What is your name? And he made answer, My name is Legion, because there are a great number of us.

> One of the few times a pocket bible comes in handy
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>>187873692
Next time, anon. next time.
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>>187872909
Accept that fucking Credits is the funny-paper-money of the future and that for travails to foreign lands, divorced from the banks that validate such funnies, you'll need concrete resources as cash.
Turn Credits into standardized templates able to be printed out of every single Omni-Tool.
Turn Credits into wafers of valuable metals (and Omni-Gel), able to be melt down for their mineral wealth.

Let there be different currencies for the Angaran, let there be different exchange rate between the two currencies AND the minerals you hold.


YOU'RE IN AN ALIEN LAND! ACT LIKE IT!
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>>187874291
good point
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>>187874270
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>>187874291
have it so the currency exchange is worse at the beginning of the game but get progressively better as you begin to produce more and more goods and trade deals are established
you could also have them sell really good gear so that way the currency exchange is a balance tool
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cute!
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Still waiting on the CYOA to turn out be the most elaborate KL ever made
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>>187872159
road rage should wear off shortly after you step off the vehicle
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>>187876193
>cyra ends up dead
>"sorry anon she left you something said it was important"
>open the file
>the words begin to come into existence
>good you opened this message
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>>187876193
imagine if you took the first word of every sentence and it spelled out the KL email
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>>187876193
If that happen, the outrage in this thread would be enough to crash 4chan's servers.
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>>187875340
SOMEBODY
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I'm sorry, Gil
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>>187876848
ONCE
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>>187876193
>>187876363
>>187876576
>>187876629

>every choice, every step, every decision made by /meg/ unknowingly put them closer to KLing themselves
>nearly two months of updates
>make all sorts of theories and guess about the killer
>become frantic with the idea of lewding the femtur, almost forgetting about the case
>don't even take into consideration the greatest cutscene killer in all of ME


Welp, there goes my surprise ending.

Kidding.

Maybe.
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>>187875340
Peebs is good.
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>>187872909
Change the concept of the fucking Pathfinders. Just. The idea of giving a position where the lives and deaths of an entire ship are in someones grip without validating why that is?
...

Diversify it amongst the races if naught else.

The Asari stick to their lore-driven attachment to democracy. They have a council of Pathfinders.

The Salarian agree that with their short life-spans that the position will be hereditary, with the next generation of Pathfinder(s) trained as soon as they are born.

Turians take the meritocracy angle, hard. The Pathfinder position is open yearly to whoever proves themselves worthy of it to the people.
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>>187868072
dfc Jack is great. but if you need breasts you can always knock her up and with her being small boobed, it guarentees they don't become utters. [,spoiler]
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>>187877370
There were no proper lewds though. Only blue balled, almost to the point of death.
We'd better be able to finish what we started if we survive you tease. By my power, this shit will have a proper comfy ending.
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>>187878043
HOT.
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>>187879460
better not be a sentence in a epilogue or ill shit myself
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>>187866903
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>>187877370
>a couple weeks after surviving an episode of law and order:citadel
>you and cyra decide to go to one of the local resorts
>the resort has a simulated beach area
>a day/night/whatthefuckever of comfy beach activities occur, bird woman somehow manages to not drown
>cyra taps you on your shoulder
"Anon why is that yellow human with the dumb visor staring at us?
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>>187879927
Thank you screen cap anon
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>>187881416
no problem
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>>187880767
Nice pic.
Man, I need do some more drawfagging.
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>>187882262
That one looks rad, I don't think I've seen it posted before. Saved
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>>187882269
How long did it take you to draw that one, and the Quarian one, anon?
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>>187883486
A whopping 45 minutes each.
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Cora's about to get that gayboi dick

My lifespan has taken a 10 year hit
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>>187883761
Just remember you'll never have to do it again. Power through it.
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>>187884134
I just tell myself he's still in the closet. It's the only way

Also I still have to do it one more time.
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hidden ending to mass effect survival
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>>187884515
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female quarians and turians disgust me
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>>187885245
that's pretty gay
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>>187885464
male quarians are hilarious cucks and turians are badass
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>>187885245
You're allowed to have an opinion anon.
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I can't do it
I can't
No No No
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>>187886234
Still having trouble fucking Cora, anon?

Just remember that she's got a big ol' girldick.
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>>187885582
your gay
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>>187887350
That sounds fucking delicious. No homo.
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>>187887350
I admit defeat

>futa
That makes it worse
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>>187887350
Don't encourage the fucking Gilfag.
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>>187887350
gee bill, how come your mom lets you have two wieners?
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>>187887884
>being rude
The door's right here, buddy
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>>187887825
You can do it Gilfag, don't give up.
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>>187888636
Try reddit, buddy
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>>187889048
The Geth do not "dab". It is considered a shitty socio-meme.
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There is actually such a thing as a "gilfag"?
lol
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>>187889620
Pretty pathetic desu
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>>187889620
Hi, welcome to /meg/.
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>>187889620
Where have you been? At least it's not namefagging
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How do I keep the Nomad airborne for 35 seconds? That seems really hard. I'm think the asteroids the place to do it and that there'll be some upgrades to the jump jets
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>>187891723
It's easy as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=ClH67FrZQ9k
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>>187891817
A least they went out in style
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Late night Li-Ara post!
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>>187891817
Ok what about the one to travel 30m in or jump with Ryder?
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>>187893649
climb up really high and jump off use hover to increase the length of the jump
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>>187893649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWSzsVv80v0
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I promised an anon a very long time ago I would read a fic that I gave him advice on after he finished and posted it in the thread.

So, does anyone remember a gay fic between a human male and turian male by any chance? I'd feel bad if I didn't at least try.
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if we survive and bang cyra would there be spin off one shots about their life together CYOanon
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Liara is VERY delightful, anons!
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>>187895484
She was until you picked her for your new spam persona. Now I hate her has much as Leliana from Dragon Age.
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>>187895542
Do NOT bring Andraste into this!
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>>187894586
I don't think an anon posted anything like that, I'd remember. How long ago we talking?
Hopefully he writes it.
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>>187894717
Maybe. Remember that I still have plans for another CYOA, my dude.
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>>187863942
Yes, anon!

Can WORD this post!
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>>187896034
A month or two, maybe more. The anon was asking whether or not he should write with two turians or a human and a turian and I advised he do the latter. Someone else said they'd probably read it when it was done also.

I'll probably ask again at a different time in case I came by at a bad time.
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>>187895542
Perhaps a controversial opinion but I for one welcome our new Liara poster purely because it's a better alternative to our previous bird-raptor obsessives.
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>>187896831
Aww..

I love you, my anon!
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>>187892780
>Late night Li-Ara post!
>doesn't even include a picture of Liara
You're bad at this.
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>>187897162
I am sorry! Have a cute Liara!
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>>187896831
That's like choosing between a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. You're gonna pick the one with mustard but either way you're eating shit.
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>>187897310
Such rudeness..
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>>187897391
the truth is always cruel and disturbing
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>>187897617
Umm..no.

There is nothing disturbing about Vetra anons or Li-Ara!
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>>187898070
What in the fuck is this? Did someone swap FFX models or some shit?
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Reminder to praise our Goddess Liara daily for the well-being of Pie-Jacks, Quarians and everyone!
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>>187896706
I remember what you're talking about now. Haven't seen anything related to that, but hopefully anon didn't drop it.
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>>187892780
>>187897252
Let me show you how it's done
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Late night Jack post!
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>>187899319
Yes, anon!
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>>187899783
he/she/it is around just maybe lurking or not tripping
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Page Liara!
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Dead aliens!
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>>187904360
She deserved it
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>>187904736
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>>187904736
>>187905658
Hawt. More
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>>187863610
this
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>>187895542
>Letting other people harm your views on your waifus/husbandos
Plebeian.
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>>187906041
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>>187906720
They may be suitrats but goddamn that's T H I C C
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>>187906931
Other ayys just can't compete.
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>>187907790
>doctors of liming
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>>187907790
Ugh. I should really sleep, those errors were really bad
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>>187907863
They don't think it be like this but it do.
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>>187907841
>he isn't a doctor of liming
you gay or something?
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>>187907686
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>>187907957
I am really sorry. Have mercy!
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What happened to /dag/?
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>>187863435
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>>187896831
I understand where you're coming from but Liara guy is a bit obnoxious. Sure, I'm tired of seeing Vetra and female Turians over and over again, hell I was moderately interested in the story of Gilfag romancing someone else if only because it was something new

I'm not exactly expecting lively conversation but anything new is welcomed to me
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>>187908093
Winnie killed it..
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Man. After not playing Andromeda for quite a long time, I feel forgot how much I liked it. Why did you have to treat the series like this, Bioware?
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>>187908093
I made a couple of /dag/ threads this week. Bumped it whenever it reached page 10 for hours and hours.

>Go away for few hours
>It dies
I gave up. No one else is willing to keep it alive. There are also better places out there to discuss Dragon Age, anyway. Only Dragon Age 4 will fully revive /dag/.
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>>187908741
Kill yourself
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>>187908741
This makes me sad. I mean, I don't really post I often on /meg/ but seeing it be unable to support a general anymore would be a crushing blow to me
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Such rudeness...

>>187908910
Yes, anon...
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>>187908910
Do not worry, my anon.. Li-Ara will keep /meg/ alive!
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>>187908910
It has been two years since we got any playable Dragon Age content. I wish Dragon Age 4 comes out soon.

>>187909165
Instead of spamming memes here, why can't you help me keep /dag/ alive?
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>>187907686
>>187907995
>when you get hard to arts of aliens from fictional universe
Nice, now i feel bad.
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>>187909657
Would a few more pics make you feel better, anon?
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>>187910295
I guess yeah?
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>>187910295
It would make me feel better desu
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>>187910415
>>187910874
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>>187911059
One more.

All I have left is lewds and ones of worse quality.
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>>187911204
Forgot pic.
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>>187908104
I'm still waiting for sfm pron with Suvi taking the D.
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>>187911714
stop + think
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>>187911882
Sorry, but I'm HETERO.
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>>187911921
are you as HETERO as Adrian Delaware?
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>>187911204
>All I have left is lewds
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>>187911714
Suvi is not for penis.
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>>187912159
http://udsmut.tumblr.com/post/121512073926/quarian-titjob-5-i-was-going-to-save-this-with
http://udsmut.tumblr.com/post/113638971291/quarian-titjob-4-sorry-no-cumshot-version

Sorry for tumblr link, but it is what it is.
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>>187912536
God bless anon
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>>187904360
How? Tell me
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>>187912952
Have shit ass EMS.
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Daggies where we at...
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>>187894717
yall posting shit like this is gonna cause CYOAnon to make the KL ending a reality
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>>187913964
Anon, you are entering a world of pain
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Comfy space and comfy music time, /meg/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJtReSCTkDM
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>>187915697
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>>187915875
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>>187915697
Never heard of Ditch before, thanks for the link Curio.
Here's something from France I can recommend : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUBvMEN2MAc
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>>187916286
Sounds like remixed Stronghold Crusader ost
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>>187916286
I'm not Curiosity, I'm CYOAnon doing my own share of spaceposting, cause Curio hasn't done any lately and it's making me sad.
Thanks for the link though Brioche?, I'm digging it so far. Always looking for new music.

Have a Voyager letter.
Everyone once and a while I like to read it over, along with the statement from the Secretary General of the UN.
It's sad and hopeful at the same time. Not sure how to describe it.
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>>187916680
Yeah it's Brioche, I really like your work CYOA, even thought I can't participate because you always post when I'm asleep. Hope we'll manage to get the good ending thought. That voyager letter is quite moving, indeed. The way Carter explain that the little part of culture they send up to space represent "hope".
Have some other songs I like listening to :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzoHdb1-Qw
>the drummer towards the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIMgSVuW0y0

I'm a sucker for drum-heavy music.
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>>187917224
Good stuff, thanks for the links. I'm a big fan of drum and bass-heavy stuff as well as anything synth.

I'm going to head off to bed cause it's way too early in the morning here. Goodnight /meg/.
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Gonna guess /dag/ is permaded now?
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>>187916680
>globalism has become the goal of de ebil joos shadow organization
Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>187917629
I guess the people that left at the end were samefagging more than we realized because suddenly there were 0 posts.
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>>187917629
Can you shut up about /dag/? No one cares about their shit games
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>>187917558
night Anon.
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>>187917946
I didn't know it had gotten so bad.
That's a damn shame.
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>>187894586
>>187896034
>>187896706
>>187899028

I am still here, just incredibly bogged down by work. I also, wrote some other fics and never posted them in order to practice.

Never fear, eventually I will write my magnum opus.
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Radar imaging is pretty cool.
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>>187921267
It's literally taking a photo with flash in a different part of the EM spectrum.
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>>187922014

Does that make it not cool, or something?
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Hi bros

I am working on another ME art project - this time an Andromeda travel poster album, in your opinion does this font look fitting for Eos ?
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>>187922902
here's the full image and some other potential font options, hit me up with thoughts on the fonts and art as well. I should mention i am by no means a decent artist, but i really enjoy Illustrator and the ME universe. I made these last year or so - maybe you'll enjoy them as well

http://imgur.com/a/wfvTi
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>>187922902
Retrofuturism seems unfitting, and that font is unattractive even in that niche.

>>187923328
I dislike all of those fonts, but I've not dug into the plethora of fonts to give useful advice. Art's decent, though.
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Pie-Jacks!
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>>187923328

I would've gone for the top font. You could do a mix of the top and second one, where the vertical or horizontal lines are thick or thin and the opposite is, well, opposite.
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>>187924348
Yes, anon!
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>>187924348
Whats a pie jack?
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>>187924586
It is a cute nickname that my Jack anon gave to the Pyjaks!
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>>187923646
>Art's decent
thanks, that actually matters the most for me..i suck at fonts and probably always will
>>187924369
top font was my first choice but it seems too thin, i will try some variations though, thanks
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>>187922902
>>187923328
my original idea was to mimic these, released by NASA, but i will never be this fucking good...
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>>187920481
Glad to see that anon. Good luck, and looking forward to your stuff.
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>>187924841
>It is a cute nickname that my Jack anon gave to the Pyjaks
Liar
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>>187925058

You're doing good, though, keep it up.
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>>187925058
>>187926317

Really liked the Moon and Illium.
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>>187916680
> we are a community of 240 million humans
> among the more than 4 billion

those were the times
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>>187925753
Thanks anon! Have faith, if mass effect survival can update two years later I can put something decent out too.
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>>187926483
thanks, Illium was the very first one i made and is the best one. Noveria is my 2nd favorite
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>>187927131
That Illium one looks bretty guhd
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>>187922902
>>187923328
What is this for, exactly?
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I wish my meggies would make more OC of /our girl/ Li-Ara and her Pie-Jacks..
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>>187929880
Do you sleep?
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>>187904360
delet
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Reminder that Liara is for Femshep only. also best romance
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>>187930393
Umh.. Every meggie loves /Our Girl/!

I am not the only Li-Ara poster here..
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>>187930851
Yes, my anon!
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You're really going to appear after silence, dump a bunch of posts and pretend you arent samefagging?
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So, in the Andromeda audio files, you find out that the Milky Way galaxy goes back to normal, just two years after the Reaper attack, right?
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>>187931430
Umm..
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>>187932140
Rude?
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>>187932374
Yes, anon!
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>>187926681
get off the internet grandpa
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>>187909657
But their sweethearts, anon. They only want to make you and your cock happy.
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>>187932971
This Quarian is pretty clumsy. She spilled all the cake frosting over her suit.
Do you have more picture of clumsy femQuar?
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>>187933252
She can be clumsy sometimes, but only when doing nice things for you. She baked you a cake earlier on, and got cream all over her suit.
It's delicous, but she can make a mess.
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>>187933859
Holy shit moar
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I don't like quarians.
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>>187933859
What a lovable clutz.
Are you the anon who wrote the quarian titfuck scene? Because it's good and you should write more.
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>>187934192
Yes, anon!

Asari are so much better..
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>>187934197
Interesting, I haven't given myself a distinctive trip yet, how did you know it was me?

I promised an anon earlier on I would do something involving first time anal, so yes.
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>>187934493
>involving first time anal
Oh boi
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Stop the lewdness, my meggies..
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>>187934493
You posted a cool story about titfucking a quarian, then began posting big-tittied lewd picture of quarians. I put two and two together and guessed it was the same anon.
And I'm the anon who requested that first time anal story. Looking forward to it!
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>>187934791
only cute femshep pics allowed!
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I said STOP it, lewd anons!

>>187935329
I am sorry, my Liara anon.. But It is one of the few pieces of fanart with Liara and Pyjaks!
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>>187932971
>>187933859
She seems an exuberantly messy girl, who's come to love the sight of so much white stuff shooting through the air to splatter on her tits and mask.
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>>187935329
Kill yourself.
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>>187934995
Thanks
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>>187935581
I hear that she's quite the fan of simple sugars, fats, and proteins of the levo variety.
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Hello /meg/ this is divegrass.

After the last cup I said that the next one would be in December, but in the meantime, friendlies have been announced and they'll take place in September 16.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_9_Friendlies

These are more stressless exhibition matches and are limited to 2 per team, but it's always an occasion to see the team playing. Also if you have ideas for new players, go ahead, there won't be a poll since it's a rather informal event but I'll try to inject some fresh blood.

Team page:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//meg/
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>>187936572
Yes, anon!
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I do wonder about the enhancements "down stairs"
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>>187936614
Oh shit i've been waiting for this to come back, hopefully spikes won't get fucking murdered this time.
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>>187936971
Umh..I hope it is nothing lewd!
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>>187936614
This should be good, hopefully meg can net some more wins.
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>>187928982
just for myself, i planned to learned AI and Photoshop and try graphic design as a job, but i am still a noob. I learned a ton from making those posters though, i know most shit about Illustrator now...i just suck at applying it
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>>187936614
The /meg/ team could really use Kai Leng.
I only watched the last /vg/ cup so I don't know if he's been on the team before.
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>>187943165
How about no?
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>>187943439
Aw... Ok.
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>>187943165
I still remember when one of the streams got KL'd.
Thanks for that manager.
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>>187942868
Don't stop improving anon, the stuff you made was pretty good. Surely if you keep on it you'll get where you want to go.
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>>187916680
I'm still here. School's started so my free time took a hit
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>>187943165
He wasn't in the team no.

What I thought in doing is demoting Weeablue from her medal status and put Autistic Sara in her place, then put Kai Leng in the net, complete with gunship.

Also how about putting Tali and Garrus in the team?
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>>187947206
>Also how about putting Tali and Garrus in the team?
Yes, that sounds good.
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>>187947206
Kai Leng with his gunship sounds pretty fuckin' Good.

And I like the idea of adding team dextro.
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Page Li-Ara..
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>>187947206
Good ideas. I'm looking forward to the matches, we did pretty well last time.
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That's the romance dialogue option, right? This is actually the first time I've played since they rap- I mean made Jaal bi.
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>>187950495
I thought the romance options had a heart next to them? I'd say that looks like the romance dialogue. I completed Andromeda before they killed Jaal and replaced him with a clone so I never had the chance (thank god) to see the romance shit with him.
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>>187950495
Good god, Gilfag. What happened to your Ryder's hair?

And yeah, I think that's the rape Jaal prompt, although I haven't seen that symbol before. It's been a while since I played ME:A.
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>>187951237
>What happened to your Ryder's hair?
I changed it hoping it would be enough of a difference that I wouldn't care about romancing one of the ladies in board. Didn't work
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>>187950495
>unironically playing MEA
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>>187950495
Yes. Strangely they've used the friendship icon instead of the heart one like in every other romance, which makes things weird if you don't actually plan on romancing him because he still sends that email about "flirting" with Ryder. Not sure if the triggers got adjusted or not in the latest patch.
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>>187953217
>Play citadel DLC
>Just revealed clone shepard in archives
>Fight ensues
>Mercs make comments
>"Damn, their shepards better than ours."
>Different remarks from crew every time
>Tali's line is:
>"Ours is cuter too!"

My heart
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>>187953859
Aw fuck, really? I don't know how I missed that.

Another reason why Tali is /bestgirl/.
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>>187954150
Please
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>tfw there are no other games that give the feels ME does in regards to space fun combined with action and adventure, and banging hot aliens
>andromeda was like a smaller hit of the same drug, but it never filled that void as i hoped it would, and now it's dead too

I just wanna be a famous space cowboy with cool friends and a hot alien gf - why won't any other developer touch this genre ? Every year there's some shitty medieval new game, horror game, war fps game, mmo, city builder - most of them end up in obscurity because they are trash. But i don't see anyone doing anything remotely similar to ME
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>>187954360
why oh why is she so perfect?
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>>187955157
Human engineering
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>>187863435
Anyone wanna play Andromeda MP? Add Accurs3D.
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>>187954471
Have you tried Mars War Logs, Bound by Flames and the Technomancer?
Made by Spiders, a french indie studio. They made 10 to 15 hours to complete small RPG that gave me a "smaller scale" kind of feel you describe.
Word of advice : the games are janky as in they are the definition of jank, barely holding up and have suffered from being compared to AAA titles, but I really liked the athmosphere of Bound by Flames.
It's honestly the only mass effect-like rpg I can think of.
Edwen best girl
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>>187956737
thanks, i'll give it a shot. Looks more like dragon age tho
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>>187887350
best romance. hope raptorfags enjoy their fade to black
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I want to fuck the femtur. from behind.
Under a blanket.
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>>187954471
Because all those genres you listed appeal to the masses, anon. And in turn, they make a lot of money. There's been quite a few good sci-fi games coming out recently, but unfortunately none of them really fall into the character-focused RPG genre (well, besides ME:A, if you can really even call it that).
My guess is that games like ME take a lot of effort to get right, and most AAA devs would rather focus on things that make money than take a risk. The only possible way we could see a game similar to what your describing is if some indie studio creates an IP as a homage to ME, or wait 5+ years for a chance at the next ME game.

That, or Anthem ends up being not a Destiny clone and is instead a co-op spiritual successor to ME complete with hot ayys, cool squadmates and somehow romances. But I really, really fucking doubt that that's ever going to happen.
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>>187956917
If you want a sci-fi setting then I recommend The Technomancer.
Spiders use the same kind of system in all their rpg game, and Technomancer is the most refined in terms of gameplay. Even if it's still jank in my book, it's good jank.
Image related is the qt redhead tomboy romance.
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>>187956598
MEAMP is shit.

t. best of the best in ME3MP
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>>187957160
How degenerative.
While holding hands?
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>>187956737
>Made by Spiders
Why are you doing this to me, anon?
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>>187957742
Because I like their janky games that don't take 100 hours to finish. There's something that clicks with me.
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>>187957935
but I hate spiders
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>>187957671
At least MEAMP properly gives me my credits after every match
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>>187956598
Sure. On PC?
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>>187958154
>>187958154
>playing on console

???
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>>187957043
raptorfag here, thoroughly enjoyed it
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>>187958261
Those people exist, anon.
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>>187958363
To answer the question though:
Yes, this is on PC
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>>187957686
>Spooning under the blankets during a cold Noverian night.
>Feel your femtur gf little spoon grinding slowly against your hips.
>Half-awake, you ask her what's wrong.
>"It's bad anon... I want... I need..."
>"You want what? A glass of water?"
>"No."
>"You need to sneeze?"
>"No, you monkey."
>She takes your hand which was resting on her lap and slowly guide it towards her crotch.
>She whisper in a breath, slowly undulating under your touch : "I want you."
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>>187958294
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>>187958563
Well I think I added you then.
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>>187958720
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>>187954150
liara says the same thing lmao
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>>187959721
Accepted. I gotta take a shit and stuff though
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>MFW no N7 HQ for MEA
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Why're all the ladies tiddies in ME Trilology smol? It freaks me out.
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>>187961000
Ash and Miranda had a nice sized pair
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>>187961000
EVERY ASARI/HUMAN FEMALE USES THE EXACT SAME BODY MODEL. The answer is the same as it's always been.
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>>187961000

Can't say I don't love pear shaped women. Small breasts with wide hips and great butts is just fantastic.
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>>187957043
And again, he strikes.
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>>187961000
>trips
Same body model
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>As promised to an anon earlier on, here is a sweet story about a cute ayy losing her anal virginity

I'll let the roll say what species it will be.
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>>187957043
That is one god tier ass, anon, I ain't even mad at the rest of the webm
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>>187863435
Anyone here seeking for Platinum?
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>>187965569
>Asari becoming a buttslut
My boner is ready.
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>>187964602

Posting the other pic because I feel like it.
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>>187965775
The in-game mineral, the trophy of the same name for PS4, or something else?
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>>187964602
>>187966348
Fuck this midget bitch
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>>187966747

What?
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>>187966818
Fucking hobbit looking cunt
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>>187965569
rooll
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>>187966543
No, the MP difficulty. I'm tired of lowbobs and want some people who play regularly.
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>>187966348
Disgusting.
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>>187968014
No one plays MEA MP any more, lol.
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>>187968014
I'm slightly less than 5K Apex with not so good weapons and chars so I'm currently grinding silver
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>tfw barely any new me futa porn lately
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A few weeks ago an anon said he would make a husbando version of the >>187965569 waifu generator. Nothing came out of it and since I was bored, I remade the list of races a little (just text, no image):
https://pastebin.com/imPkUTCc
How shit is it? What about all the other options like background and place of meeting? Appearance, personality and kinks could be more easily made to be unique while the others are pretty much universal for both sexes.
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>>187968514
I do.
>>187969489
Do you have UR weapons or good ones like the Thokin so far? Im close to 30 K.
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>>187957160
Cool air washed across her naked body as the blanket was lifted up, she didn't have time to shiver though, a certain pink monkey slipping under the large blanket, crawling up on top of her. A tuft of soft hair tickled the back of her head as he emerged, his head right on the nape of her neck. She looked back and saw a pair of green eyes peeking out of the blanket, his nose and mouth hidden still.
"What are you reading?" He asked, resting his weight on her body, pushing her into the mattress.
"A book. About an explorer." She hummed contently, feeling the gentle warmth of his fingers tracing circles around her waist. A moist pressure on her neck as he kissed her lovingly. "mmmhh" she moaned, smiling. "That feels nice." His lips went to the back of her mandibles, the sensitive flesh at the joint. She hummed in appreciation, utterly content, to lie back and feel the smaller human move against her armoured body, seeking out her sensitive spots with his dextrous fingers (all five of them) One of his hands trailed down her belly, slowly wandering along the valley between her abdominal plates.
She shivered and lifted her hips up, but his weight kept them pinned, her lips pressed against the fabric. His fingers didn't stop, the digitss forcing their way to her slit. And then inside.
She held her breath as his fingers slipped beyond her gates, still a slight moan escaped her throat, answered with a kiss on the nape.
"Spread your legs." He murmured. The words ignited a vibrating heat in her core, she parter hr thighs and felt a warm hardness slip between her cheeks. They shifted around, aligning themselves until his glans poked just baarely past the treshold of her channel. She clenched and unclenched her internal muscles, relishing the feeling of being filled when he moved and sld into her.
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>>187970642
The book laid forgotten on tbed mattress in front of her as he thrust in and out into her ffrom under the mattress. Short moans left her mouth, warbling squawks as he hilted himself again and again.
When she felt him throb inside she turned back and pulled his head down for a wet and sloppy kiss. He moaned into her mouth, a wet heat filling her.


He was exhausted, panting on top of her, her little human, she smiled, feeling him resting on her back, his softening member still embraced on all sides by her channel.
She grabbed one of his limp hands and held it in her own.
He squeezed her digits affectionately as she used her other hand to retrieve her book..

After four chapters his head was resting on her shoulders, a deep rhythmic breathing tickling her cheek, still holding his hand. She wondered if he was dreaming. It certainly felt like she was.

Then she falls asleep, in the morning they wake up all sticky and disgusting.
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>>187970795
>>187970642
>ywn do this
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>187970795
Absolutely lewd, nice job anon.
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>>187970642
>>187970795
Disgusting
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>>187971967
>>187972089
Thanks guys, I'm glad you like it.
Had to work handholding in there somehow.
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>>187970546
>The Asari description
Chuckled, it sounds good so far anon you didn't do a bad job. Liked the addition of the Hanar too.
Could make some of the backgrounds something along the lines of military, C-Sec/private security, skycar salesman, etc.
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>>187972990
Good idea, thanks. I'll try to cover a wide range of background but make them more appropriate for males. Soldier, police officer, scientist, bartender, technician, anything goes.
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>>187974338
Wrong general bruh, unless there's some ME metaphor hidden in there somewhere.
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>>187970625
I have the equalizer and revenant. All common chars at rank 20.
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>>187974461
Yeah, I posted in the wrong place which is why I deleted it.
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>>187975679
damn, that ass. surely it's padded though?
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>>187976432
It's unimpressive
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BETTER BE CYOA TONIGHT ANON
but if need be take your time <3
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>>187970795
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What happened to /dag/? someone please link me to the last /dag/!
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>>187977345
Lelianafaggots killed it
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>>187977345
WA killed it.
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>>187977345
Why do people come here to ask "what happened to dag?"

like we give a shit.
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>>187977938
/meg/ + /dag/ = OTP, newfriend
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>>187977556
>>187977763
I AM NOW FREE TO LEAVE AT LAST!
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>>187978057
there's a reason they were two different threads and there's a reason why this is called /meg/ and not /bwg/
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>>187976432

She doesn't say.
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>>187965569
Part 1

It was your 1st anniversary, and she wanted it to be a night to remember.
You agreed to meet each other at her apartment, She'd been to yours many times before. It became almost a second home for her with the frequency she was visiting. Not that you minded, of course. Most times would end in sex.

But tonight had to be different, and starting with a different setting was a start. You waited at her door for her to answer. The door opened to reveal a beautiful, Asari maiden, dressed in a simple shirt, and wearing no pants, only underwear.

"Hey, Anon. Come in"

She greeted you in and closed the door behind you.

The apartment was rather dull, the same steel color found its way into every feature. It wasn't surprising she rarely wanted to stay here.

"It's...um"

"Shit?...I know. I want to change the color scheme, but the landlord won't let me, says it gives the place more value."
She walked over and took your hand, leading you up the stairs and into the master bedroom.

"What did you have in mind for tonight?"
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>Quarians will NEVER, EVER, BE IN ANDROMEDA
Why god
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>>187980843
It's alright anon, we can suffer together.
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>>187978828
Part 2

"Something special" she replied.
She sat you down on the bed, taking your hands into hers.

"I've been thinking. We've done a lot of things together...I mean In private. But I think there's something we left out"

Your mind raced through the deepest parts of your memory. Going over all the things you've done together. Handjobs, blowjobs, tit jobs, vaginal sex in nearly every position you knew.
She moved closer to you, so her lips were at your ear.

"Anal"

Your eyes widened at the word. You realized you had never done it before, better yet, she was offering her ass to you now!

If only your mouth could keep up with your heart

"Ai...You mean you want it...there?"

"Well, let me put it this way. Shut up and fuck my ass!"

Her mouth cracked into a coy grin after saying that. She knew you would be nervous, so speaking plainly would cease the spaghetti.

"Ok" was all you could muster. Raw excitement coursed through your body, halting any unrelated thoughts, and flooding your mind with ideas of what her ass will feel like. or whether or not Asari asses feel different than human asses.

You broke away from your xenobiology theories long enough to notice your date had stood up, and removed the remainder of her clothes.
Standing naked in front of you, her perfectly round C cup breasts catching your eyes and refusing to let them go.

she bent over to whisper in your ear one more time.

"Warm me up"
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>>187982307
I like where this is going.
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>>187982307
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>>187982307
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>>187982307

Very nice, please go on.
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>>187982307
Part 3: the good bits

You placed one hand on each of her hips, pulled her in, and buried your face into her lap. As soon as you began kissing and gently brushing her clit with your tongue. She began to let out moans of pleasure. Each breath you let out made her more aroused. All the while slowly starting to move your hands over to her ass cheeks, massaging them in anticipation for what was waiting for you.

"K..keep going, babe. I need this so much."
You've been with her long enough to know that if you're able to make her stutter, you've done something right.

You pressed on, going deeper and deeper into her until you were down on your knees, sliding your tongue as far inside her love hole as you possibly could. Motivated by her cries of lust.

"S..stop. I'm ready."

Your heart jumped a little. She stepped away and pulled you to your feet. piece by piece, she stripped you of your clothes. Letting them fall to the floor carelessly.

Now you stood naked in front of her, with a full erection in full view. She noticed this and looked down, reaching out to caress it, as though inspecting something valuable.

"Oh yeah, you're ready." She said, looking back up to you with the same devious smile from before.

The Asari mounted the bed on all fours, lowered her front and raised her rear into the air, moaning all the while.

"Come take me, my love."

You climbed onto the bed and positioned yourself at her then unexplored entrance. But before you could slide yourself inside, you realized you needed some kind of lube.

"Do you have any lube I can use?"

"Uh, yeah. over there."

You never thought you would see an Asari use biotics to pull a tube of lube your way, but there you go!

"Thanks"

You slathered yourself up in lube, as well as her virgin anus. Making sure you would slide in with as little pain as possible.

"You ready?"

"Yeah, do it."

In one slow, smooth motion, you pushed your tip inside her. Causing her to let out a painful scream
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>>187987209
Oh baby.
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>>187986358
The shadowing makes Kelly look like she has gigantic nipples
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>>187988986
If you think Kelly ain't rockin' them pepperoni nips you on some more shit.
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>>187987209
There better be mind melding you piece of shit
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>Game describes Aya as a lush planet
>one patch of green surround by the end of the world everywhere esle
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>>187970546
>>187972990
>be bored one day
>pop into /meg/
>see waifu generator
>decide to roll despite faggotry, figure it's easy enough to tweak the result, maybe write a little blurb or short story
>suddenly responses
>be taken aback since it seems like gilfag is the only overtly gay dude(unless it's grills. is it grills?)
>figure "hey, I could totally do that, it'd be easy, right?"
>didn't count on pathological perfectionism rearing its ugly head yet again
>simple tweak/substitution job turns into a complete structural overhaul with new format, text, and graphics, extensive research, multiple scrapped iterations

I mean, I won't say it's never coming, but I wouldn't get my hopes up for now.

Sorry.
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>>187980843
>a race defined by their all but genocidal pursuit to reclaim the homeworld
>every possible resource goes towards supporting the fleet and the liveships
>abandon their people to go not only get chased off their own planet by AI but also their fucking galaxy

Keelah, thank the Ancestors they were spared such humiliation
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>>187992042
I'll be waiting patiently for it anon, I think you can do it.
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It's pretty comfy here tonight.
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>take a steaming hot shower while listening to music that reminds you of waifu
>cuddle up in a big towel and read a favourite fanfiction until you're ready to go to sleep
>fall into a dreamless slumber thinking of her
what a relaxing, if slightly wistful evening
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>>187994846
it sure is
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i find the lack of dogs in mass effect disturbing
did kai lang eat them all?
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>>187995251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AF5PkhFaWI
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>>187994902
Whats kind of music, anon?
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>>187995971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8okFt4bGg
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>>187996462
Nice.
And the waifu?
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>>187996658
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>>187997131
Barf.
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>>187997203
we don't choose our waifus, they choose us
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WE POSTING PLAYLISTS?
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>>187997334
No, we're not, so don't.
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>>187997334
No.
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>>187994846
Yes, my anon!
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did asari anal anon pass out?
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>vetras Dad somehow is in stasis on nexus
>wakes up
>finds out her and Ryder are fugging
What would he do?
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Oh, I forgot!

Late night Li-Ara post..
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>>187998505
FREAK
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>>187863705
NO. Aliens are for kissing
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>>187998680
Well look at that, you actually got it right this time.

Good job, dumbass.
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>>187998680
>>187998406
I guess killing /dag/ wasn't good enough
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>>187999371
Thank you, my anon!

>>187999736
Um.. Do you have Autism, anon..?
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>>187999836
fucking idiot
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over 1 million words for 200 reviews
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>>187999954
Such rudeness..

Why can't you be nice and polite like my Liara..?
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>>188000004
>IV
so there were 3 others? or is it a "sequel" to ME3
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>>187998505
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>>188000132
he wrote 3 other stories in the series in total amounting to over 2 million words none of them broke 100 follows
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406th for Pie-Jacks!
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>>188000316
He's obviously doing not for fun and not other people's entertainment, I hope.
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>>188000539
>doing not for fun
*doing it for fun
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>>188000316
>The sofa sitting on the left was boring and plain, and hardly what you call soft, but yet again, turians didn't believe in softness; they believed in hardness
...
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>>188000539
You made a typo, my anon!
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>>188000668
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>>188000668
It's not the sheer word count that amazes me, it's the fact that most of those 200K+ stories feature such crude, unsophisticated writing. It's like one of those crazy vagrants that can ramble on for hours if you let them.
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>just finished Mass Effect 2
>Slept with and embraced Jack
>Me and Garrus kickin' ass as we both lead our teams through the base.
>Dat Suicide Mission in general
>Game is over, now Im just max comfy with my crew, taking a break. Drank with Chakwas, Hanged out with Liara, laugh at EDI's feeble attempts at jokes

Why does Mass Effect have to be so heart wrenching at times, but so comfy at others?

Imma miss the comfy when I have to blow up a star system to delay the Reapers, getting me arrested as a terrorist and a war criminal.

Also, thanks to >>187996462 for introducing me to this Sampha guy. This shit is max chill.

This song pretty accurately describes Jack and Shepard's relationship, I'd say. Actually, Heart has a lot of songs that are so fucking good as soundtracks to your waifu.
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>>188002321
I forgot the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx5pBkfI-e0

I Didn't Want to Need You, by Heart.

Also, Zaeed died. Goodbye, you old goddam bastard.
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>>188002646
Uhm.. why did you censor FemShep's face, funny anon?
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>>188002687
She's an ugly cunt, just like you.
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>>188002491
>Zaeed died
You monster. At least that's not the worst thing that you could have let happen.
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>>187998680
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>>188002756
Don't be rude!

FemShep is VERY cute, anon!
>>188002827
Umm..
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>>188002826
It was by total accident too.

I did his loyalty mission, got his loyalty(after giving him a lecture about how we dont let civies burn to death over a grudge, you fucking psycho grandpa), and assigned him to squad leader the second time around(first time was Garrus). So he stumbles into a wall land falls over, saying his shields failed him, and admitted that this was how he thought he would go. Honestly made me feel sad.

Everyone else survived though! It was a suicide mission with only one casualty.

>>188002646
>>188002756
Gettin' tired of this "Femshep is ugly" meme.

Im going to take up ME3 after visiting my family for a week.
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>>188003110
>this "Femshep is ugly" meme
it may be a meme but it is still a fact.
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>>188003110
Was that image supposed to be proof that femshep isn't ugly?
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