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>major character death
Retarded, adopted sister that we've beaten up twice and still clings on us, even though our parents are dead and we've disowned her.
>Reading gay fanfiction
>what is I don't give a fuck about your homoerotic fiction
After 10 seconds of cooling down. You were back in reality.
Your mind was yours again.
Out of the corner of your eye, you saw her walking over to the other side of the bed. You heard the bathroom light click on, and something pouring down the drain. You didn't care, though. Your mind was empty save for one thought. To embrace her again.
You picked yourself up, your core starting to ache. You let yourself stretch while she was in the bathroom.
Curious, you turned around to see what she was doing, but only caught her leaving with an empty glass in her hand.
"What was in there?" You asked
She rested her left hand on her hip and smiled at you, then stared back at the glass.
"Doctor said I can't swallow."
>finds some one to love after losing his wife all those years ago
>finally feel good
>couple of weeks pass
>she cheats on him with her ex
>guess aliens treat sex differently
>make up after awhile
>ex tries to seduce you
>i'm a one turian kind of man
>she takes a skin sample
>she breaks into lab masquerading as you to steal illness that can kill turians
>she comes back to you
>beats the fuck out of you
>lay on floor beaten and bloodied
>security shows up
>drags you off as they believe you have been getting everyone sick
>lay in prison as they decide how to execute you
>just another day in the life of cuckmaster max
Mmm. I can understand frenchies interest. Kinda like Jack but bustier.
Going on a bicycling ride with waifu through the large park in the center of the colony?
Discussion: What would you do to improve ME: Andromeda? We can all agree that the shit required to redeem ME:A would basically require making a new game, so just propose shit that would make the entire experience of enduring Andromeda less painful.
>When you activate each Teraforming pillar-dungeon you don't get "Andromeda Viability Points", instead a bar fills that show how close you are to understanding and using Terraforming tech by yourself. Culminating in the Golden World you were supposed to colonize being terraformed by human hands and tools.
>Translation is spotty at best and words are lost or untranslated, both ways. Fights devolve from banter to battle-chatter.
>Angaran are radically different to humans in thought and culture. To become a scientist-equivalent you have to drug yourself and impair your emotions.
>Fuck "Andromeda Viability Points" in general. Fuck them. Replace them with "Influence". A measure of how stupid the shit you can spew from your orifices and still be listened to.
>Return to the Concept that the reason why the Ryder-PC lived and their dad died on that planet is because he ripped out the physical implant out of his head, shoved it into theirs, then held off the Kett whilst back-up arrived.
>Make the Kett so unutterably alien, not "beuracratic". Make their religion say that all must consent to the Exaltation and take it willingly, but leave them barely-fed and torture them with 24/7 recordings of their teachings in their cells. Because they don't see this as torture, they see Exaltation as an inevitable goal, because Kett never take a goal unless it can be completed.
>what they do isn't torturing aliens until they give up, it's just waiting until they goal is complete.
>Threatening to kill yourself is a sure way to get the Kett to back the fuck off. But you have to make it believable. Kett don't want to kill aliens, they want to Exalt them.
The most enjoyable part of every journey is the company. Rewrite the cast, or discard them altogether. Sarcastic quip should be a comment, not a character trait that defines your entire party. Aim for redeemably controversial characters, not Josh Whedon's notebook of rejects.
Gospel of Mark 5.9
> And Jesus said, What is your name? And he made answer, My name is Legion, because there are a great number of us.
> One of the few times a pocket bible comes in handy
Next time, anon. next time.
Accept that fucking Credits is the funny-paper-money of the future and that for travails to foreign lands, divorced from the banks that validate such funnies, you'll need concrete resources as cash.
Turn Credits into standardized templates able to be printed out of every single Omni-Tool.
Turn Credits into wafers of valuable metals (and Omni-Gel), able to be melt down for their mineral wealth.
Let there be different currencies for the Angaran, let there be different exchange rate between the two currencies AND the minerals you hold.
YOU'RE IN AN ALIEN LAND! ACT LIKE IT!
have it so the currency exchange is worse at the beginning of the game but get progressively better as you begin to produce more and more goods and trade deals are established
you could also have them sell really good gear so that way the currency exchange is a balance tool
Still waiting on the CYOA to turn out be the most elaborate KL ever made
>every choice, every step, every decision made by /meg/ unknowingly put them closer to KLing themselves
>nearly two months of updates
>make all sorts of theories and guess about the killer
>become frantic with the idea of lewding the femtur, almost forgetting about the case
>don't even take into consideration the greatest cutscene killer in all of ME
Welp, there goes my surprise ending. Kidding. Maybe.
Change the concept of the fucking Pathfinders. Just. The idea of giving a position where the lives and deaths of an entire ship are in someones grip without validating why that is?
Diversify it amongst the races if naught else.
The Asari stick to their lore-driven attachment to democracy. They have a council of Pathfinders.
The Salarian agree that with their short life-spans that the position will be hereditary, with the next generation of Pathfinder(s) trained as soon as they are born.
Turians take the meritocracy angle, hard. The Pathfinder position is open yearly to whoever proves themselves worthy of it to the people.
There were no proper lewds though. Only blue balled, almost to the point of death.
We'd better be able to finish what we started if we survive you tease. By my power, this shit will have a proper comfy ending.
>a couple weeks after surviving an episode of law and order:citadel
>you and cyra decide to go to one of the local resorts
>the resort has a simulated beach area
>a day/night/whatthefuckever of comfy beach activities occur, bird woman somehow manages to not drown
>cyra taps you on your shoulder
"Anon why is that yellow human with the dumb visor staring at us?
hidden ending to mass effect survival
Where have you been? At least it's not namefagging
I promised an anon a very long time ago I would read a fic that I gave him advice on after he finished and posted it in the thread.
So, does anyone remember a gay fic between a human male and turian male by any chance? I'd feel bad if I didn't at least try.
A month or two, maybe more. The anon was asking whether or not he should write with two turians or a human and a turian and I advised he do the latter. Someone else said they'd probably read it when it was done also.
I'll probably ask again at a different time in case I came by at a bad time.
I am sorry! Have a cute Liara!
Reminder to praise our Goddess Liara daily for the well-being of Pie-Jacks, Quarians and everyone!
Late night Jack post!
>Letting other people harm your views on your waifus/husbandos
Other ayys just can't compete.
I understand where you're coming from but Liara guy is a bit obnoxious. Sure, I'm tired of seeing Vetra and female Turians over and over again, hell I was moderately interested in the story of Gilfag romancing someone else if only because it was something new
I'm not exactly expecting lively conversation but anything new is welcomed to me
I made a couple of /dag/ threads this week. Bumped it whenever it reached page 10 for hours and hours.
>Go away for few hours
I gave up. No one else is willing to keep it alive. There are also better places out there to discuss Dragon Age, anyway. Only Dragon Age 4 will fully revive /dag/.
It has been two years since we got any playable Dragon Age content. I wish Dragon Age 4 comes out soon.
Instead of spamming memes here, why can't you help me keep /dag/ alive?
Would a few more pics make you feel better, anon?
http://udsmut.tumblr.com/post/121512073926/quarian-titjob-5-i-was-going-to-save-this-with http://udsmut.tumblr.com/post/113638971291/quarian-titjob-4-sorry-no-cumshot-version Sorry for tumblr link, but it is what it is.
Comfy space and comfy music time, /meg/.
I'm not Curiosity, I'm
CYOAnondoing my own share of spaceposting, cause Curio hasn't done any lately and it's making me sad.
Thanks for the link though
Brioche?, I'm digging it so far. Always looking for new music.
Have a Voyager letter.
Everyone once and a while I like to read it over, along with the statement from the Secretary General of the UN.
It's sad and hopeful at the same time. Not sure how to describe it.
Yeah it's Brioche, I really like your work CYOA, even thought I can't participate because you always post when I'm asleep. Hope we'll manage to get the good ending thought. That voyager letter is quite moving, indeed. The way Carter explain that the little part of culture they send up to space represent "hope".
Have some other songs I like listening to :
>the drummer towards the end
I'm a sucker for drum-heavy music.
Good stuff, thanks for the links. I'm a big fan of drum and bass-heavy stuff as well as anything synth.
I'm going to head off to bed cause it's way too early in the morning here. Goodnight /meg/.
I am still here, just incredibly bogged down by work. I also, wrote some other fics and never posted them in order to practice.
Never fear, eventually I will write my magnum opus.
I am working on another ME art project - this time an Andromeda travel poster album, in your opinion does this font look fitting for Eos ?
here's the full image and some other potential font options, hit me up with thoughts on the fonts and art as well. I should mention i am by no means a decent artist, but i really enjoy Illustrator and the ME universe. I made these last year or so - maybe you'll enjoy them as well
Retrofuturism seems unfitting, and that font is unattractive even in that niche.
I dislike all of those fonts, but I've not dug into the plethora of fonts to give useful advice. Art's decent, though.
It is a cute nickname that my Jack anon gave to the Pyjaks!
thanks, that actually matters the most for me..i suck at fonts and probably always will
top font was my first choice but it seems too thin, i will try some variations though, thanks
my original idea was to mimic these, released by NASA, but i will never be this fucking good...
Thanks anon! Have faith, if mass effect survival can update two years later I can put something decent out too.
Reminder that Liara is for Femshep only. also best romance
But their sweethearts, anon. They only want to make you
and your cockhappy.
She can be clumsy sometimes, but only when doing nice things for you. She baked you a cake earlier on, and got cream all over her suit.
It's delicous, but she can make a mess.
You posted a cool story about titfucking a quarian, then began posting big-tittied lewd picture of quarians. I put two and two together and guessed it was the same anon.
And I'm the anon who requested that first time anal story. Looking forward to it!
only cute femshep pics allowed!
I said STOP it, lewd anons!
I am sorry, my Liara anon.. But It is one of the few pieces of fanart with Liara and Pyjaks!
Hello /meg/ this is divegrass.
After the last cup I said that the next one would be in December, but in the meantime, friendlies have been announced and they'll take place in September 16.
These are more stressless exhibition matches and are limited to 2 per team, but it's always an occasion to see the team playing. Also if you have ideas for new players, go ahead, there won't be a poll since it's a rather informal event but I'll try to inject some fresh blood.
I do wonder about the enhancements "down stairs"
just for myself, i planned to learned AI and Photoshop and try graphic design as a job, but i am still a noob. I learned a ton from making those posters though, i know most shit about Illustrator now...i just suck at applying it
I'm still here. School's started so my free time took a hit
He wasn't in the team no.
What I thought in doing is demoting Weeablue from her medal status and put Autistic Sara in her place, then put Kai Leng in the net, complete with gunship.
Also how about putting Tali and Garrus in the team?
That's the romance dialogue option, right? This is actually the first time I've played since they rap- I mean made Jaal bi.
I thought the romance options had a heart next to them? I'd say that looks like the romance dialogue. I completed Andromeda before they killed Jaal and replaced him with a clone so I never had the chance (thank god) to see the romance shit with him.
Good god, Gilfag. What happened to your Ryder's hair?
And yeah, I think that's the rape Jaal prompt, although I haven't seen that symbol before. It's been a while since I played ME:A.
Yes. Strangely they've used the friendship icon instead of the heart one like in every other romance, which makes things weird if you don't actually plan on romancing him because he still sends that email about "flirting" with Ryder. Not sure if the triggers got adjusted or not in the latest patch.
>Play citadel DLC
>Just revealed clone shepard in archives
>Mercs make comments
>"Damn, their shepards better than ours."
>Different remarks from crew every time
>Tali's line is:
>"Ours is cuter too!"
Aw fuck, really? I don't know how I missed that.
Another reason why Tali is /bestgirl/.
>tfw there are no other games that give the feels ME does in regards to space fun combined with action and adventure, and banging hot aliens
>andromeda was like a smaller hit of the same drug, but it never filled that void as i hoped it would, and now it's dead too
I just wanna be a famous space cowboy with cool friends and a hot alien gf - why won't any other developer touch this genre ? Every year there's some shitty medieval new game, horror game, war fps game, mmo, city builder - most of them end up in obscurity because they are trash. But i don't see anyone doing anything remotely similar to ME
Have you tried Mars War Logs, Bound by Flames and the Technomancer?
Made by Spiders, a french indie studio. They made 10 to 15 hours to complete small RPG that gave me a "smaller scale" kind of feel you describe.
Word of advice : the games are janky as in they are the definition of jank, barely holding up and have suffered from being compared to AAA titles, but I really liked the athmosphere of Bound by Flames.
It's honestly the only mass effect-like rpg I can think of.
Edwen best girl
best romance. hope raptorfags enjoy their fade to black
Because all those genres you listed appeal to the masses, anon. And in turn, they make a lot of money. There's been quite a few good sci-fi games coming out recently, but unfortunately none of them really fall into the character-focused RPG genre (well, besides ME:A, if you can really even call it that).
My guess is that games like ME take a lot of effort to get right, and most AAA devs would rather focus on things that make money than take a risk. The only possible way we could see a game similar to what your describing is if some indie studio creates an IP as a homage to ME, or wait 5+ years for a chance at the next ME game.
That, or Anthem ends up being not a Destiny clone and is instead a co-op spiritual successor to ME complete with hot ayys, cool squadmates and somehow romances. But I really, really fucking doubt that that's ever going to happen.
If you want a sci-fi setting then I recommend The Technomancer.
Spiders use the same kind of system in all their rpg game, and Technomancer is the most refined in terms of gameplay. Even if it's still jank in my book, it's good jank.
Image related is the qt redhead tomboy romance.
>Made by Spiders
Why are you doing this to me, anon?
>Spooning under the blankets during a cold Noverian night.
>Feel your femtur gf little spoon grinding slowly against your hips.
>Half-awake, you ask her what's wrong.
>"It's bad anon... I want... I need..."
>"You want what? A glass of water?"
>"You need to sneeze?"
>"No, you monkey."
>She takes your hand which was resting on her lap and slowly guide it towards her crotch.
>She whisper in a breath, slowly undulating under your touch : "I want you."
Can't say I don't love pear shaped women. Small breasts with wide hips and great butts is just fantastic.
>As promised to an anon earlier on, here is a sweet story about a cute ayy losing her anal virginity
I'll let the roll say what species it will be.
Anyone here seeking for Platinum?
Posting the other pic because I feel like it.
No, the MP difficulty. I'm tired of lowbobs and want some people who play regularly.
A few weeks ago an anon said he would make a husbando version of the >>187965569 waifu generator. Nothing came out of it and since I was bored, I remade the list of races a little (just text, no image):
How shit is it? What about all the other options like background and place of meeting? Appearance, personality and kinks could be more easily made to be unique while the others are pretty much universal for both sexes.
Do you have UR weapons or good ones like the Thokin so far? Im close to 30 K.
Cool air washed across her naked body as the blanket was lifted up, she didn't have time to shiver though, a certain pink monkey slipping under the large blanket, crawling up on top of her. A tuft of soft hair tickled the back of her head as he emerged, his head right on the nape of her neck. She looked back and saw a pair of green eyes peeking out of the blanket, his nose and mouth hidden still.
"What are you reading?" He asked, resting his weight on her body, pushing her into the mattress.
"A book. About an explorer." She hummed contently, feeling the gentle warmth of his fingers tracing circles around her waist. A moist pressure on her neck as he kissed her lovingly. "mmmhh" she moaned, smiling. "That feels nice." His lips went to the back of her mandibles, the sensitive flesh at the joint. She hummed in appreciation, utterly content, to lie back and feel the smaller human move against her armoured body, seeking out her sensitive spots with his dextrous fingers (all five of them) One of his hands trailed down her belly, slowly wandering along the valley between her abdominal plates.
She shivered and lifted her hips up, but his weight kept them pinned, her lips pressed against the fabric. His fingers didn't stop, the digitss forcing their way to her slit. And then inside.
She held her breath as his fingers slipped beyond her gates, still a slight moan escaped her throat, answered with a kiss on the nape.
"Spread your legs." He murmured. The words ignited a vibrating heat in her core, she parter hr thighs and felt a warm hardness slip between her cheeks. They shifted around, aligning themselves until his glans poked just baarely past the treshold of her channel. She clenched and unclenched her internal muscles, relishing the feeling of being filled when he moved and sld into her.
The book laid forgotten on tbed mattress in front of her as he thrust in and out into her ffrom under the mattress. Short moans left her mouth, warbling squawks as he hilted himself again and again.
When she felt him throb inside she turned back and pulled his head down for a wet and sloppy kiss. He moaned into her mouth, a wet heat filling her.
He was exhausted, panting on top of her, her little human, she smiled, feeling him resting on her back, his softening member still embraced on all sides by her channel.
She grabbed one of his limp hands and held it in her own.
He squeezed her digits affectionately as she used her other hand to retrieve her book..
After four chapters his head was resting on her shoulders, a deep rhythmic breathing tickling her cheek, still holding his hand. She wondered if he was dreaming. It certainly felt like she was.
Then she falls asleep, in the morning they wake up all sticky and disgusting.
>The Asari description
Chuckled, it sounds good so far anon you didn't do a bad job. Liked the addition of the Hanar too.
Could make some of the backgrounds something along the lines of military, C-Sec/private security,
Good idea, thanks. I'll try to cover a wide range of background but make them more appropriate for males. Soldier, police officer, scientist, bartender, technician, anything goes.
She doesn't say.
It was your 1st anniversary, and she wanted it to be a night to remember.
You agreed to meet each other at her apartment, She'd been to yours many times before. It became almost a second home for her with the frequency she was visiting. Not that you minded, of course. Most times would end in sex.
But tonight had to be different, and starting with a different setting was a start. You waited at her door for her to answer. The door opened to reveal a beautiful, Asari maiden, dressed in a simple shirt, and wearing no pants, only underwear.
"Hey, Anon. Come in"
She greeted you in and closed the door behind you.
The apartment was rather dull, the same steel color found its way into every feature. It wasn't surprising she rarely wanted to stay here.
"Shit?...I know. I want to change the color scheme, but the landlord won't let me, says it gives the place more value."
She walked over and took your hand, leading you up the stairs and into the master bedroom.
"What did you have in mind for tonight?"
"Something special" she replied.
She sat you down on the bed, taking your hands into hers.
"I've been thinking. We've done a lot of things together...I mean In private. But I think there's something we left out"
Your mind raced through the deepest parts of your memory. Going over all the things you've done together. Handjobs, blowjobs, tit jobs, vaginal sex in nearly every position you knew.
She moved closer to you, so her lips were at your ear.
Your eyes widened at the word. You realized you had never done it before, better yet, she was offering her ass to you now!
If only your mouth could keep up with your heart
"Ai...You mean you want it...there?"
"Well, let me put it this way. Shut up and fuck my ass!"
Her mouth cracked into a coy grin after saying that. She knew you would be nervous, so speaking plainly would cease the spaghetti.
"Ok" was all you could muster. Raw excitement coursed through your body, halting any unrelated thoughts, and flooding your mind with ideas of what her ass will feel like. or whether or not Asari asses feel different than human asses.
You broke away from your xenobiology theories long enough to notice your date had stood up, and removed the remainder of her clothes.
Standing naked in front of you, her perfectly round C cup breasts catching your eyes and refusing to let them go.
she bent over to whisper in your ear one more time.
"Warm me up"
Part 3: the good bits
You placed one hand on each of her hips, pulled her in, and buried your face into her lap. As soon as you began kissing and gently brushing her clit with your tongue. She began to let out moans of pleasure. Each breath you let out made her more aroused. All the while slowly starting to move your hands over to her ass cheeks, massaging them in anticipation for what was waiting for you.
"K..keep going, babe. I need this so much."
You've been with her long enough to know that if you're able to make her stutter, you've done something right.
You pressed on, going deeper and deeper into her until you were down on your knees, sliding your tongue as far inside her love hole as you possibly could. Motivated by her cries of lust.
"S..stop. I'm ready."
Your heart jumped a little. She stepped away and pulled you to your feet. piece by piece, she stripped you of your clothes. Letting them fall to the floor carelessly.
Now you stood naked in front of her, with a full erection in full view. She noticed this and looked down, reaching out to caress it, as though inspecting something valuable.
"Oh yeah, you're ready." She said, looking back up to you with the same devious smile from before.
The Asari mounted the bed on all fours, lowered her front and raised her rear into the air, moaning all the while.
"Come take me, my love."
You climbed onto the bed and positioned yourself at her then unexplored entrance. But before you could slide yourself inside, you realized you needed some kind of lube.
"Do you have any lube I can use?"
"Uh, yeah. over there."
You never thought you would see an Asari use biotics to pull a tube of lube your way, but there you go!
You slathered yourself up in lube, as well as her virgin anus. Making sure you would slide in with as little pain as possible.
"Yeah, do it."
In one slow, smooth motion, you pushed your tip inside her. Causing her to let out a painful scream
>be bored one day
>pop into /meg/
>see waifu generator
>decide to roll despite faggotry, figure it's easy enough to tweak the result, maybe write a little blurb or short story
>be taken aback since it seems like gilfag is the only overtly gay dude(unless it's grills. is it grills?)
>figure "hey, I could totally do that, it'd be easy, right?"
>didn't count on pathological perfectionism rearing its ugly head yet again
>simple tweak/substitution job turns into a complete structural overhaul with new format, text, and graphics, extensive research, multiple scrapped iterations
I mean, I won't say it's never coming, but I wouldn't get my hopes up for now.
>a race defined by their all but genocidal pursuit to reclaim the homeworld
>every possible resource goes towards supporting the fleet and the liveships
>abandon their people to go not only get chased off their own planet by AI but also their fucking galaxy
Keelah, thank the Ancestors they were spared such humiliation
>take a steaming hot shower while listening to music that reminds you of waifu
>cuddle up in a big towel and read a favourite fanfiction until you're ready to go to sleep
>fall into a dreamless slumber thinking of her
what a relaxing, if slightly wistful evening
Oh, I forgot!
Late night Li-Ara post..
It's not the sheer word count that amazes me, it's the fact that most of those 200K+ stories feature such crude, unsophisticated writing. It's like one of those crazy vagrants that can ramble on for hours if you let them.
>just finished Mass Effect 2
>Slept with and embraced Jack
>Me and Garrus kickin' ass as we both lead our teams through the base.
>Dat Suicide Mission in general
>Game is over, now Im just max comfy with my crew, taking a break. Drank with Chakwas, Hanged out with Liara, laugh at EDI's feeble attempts at jokes
Why does Mass Effect have to be so heart wrenching at times, but so comfy at others?
Imma miss the comfy when
I have to blow up a star system to delay the Reapers, getting me arrested as a terrorist and a war criminal.
Also, thanks to >>187996462 for introducing me to this Sampha guy. This shit is max chill.
This song pretty accurately describes Jack and Shepard's relationship, I'd say. Actually, Heart has a lot of songs that are so fucking good as soundtracks to your waifu.
I forgot the song.
I Didn't Want to Need You, by Heart.
Also, Zaeed died. Goodbye, you old goddam bastard.
Don't be rude!
FemShep is VERY cute, anon!
It was by total accident too.
I did his loyalty mission, got his loyalty(after giving him a lecture about how we dont let civies burn to death over a grudge, you fucking psycho grandpa), and assigned him to squad leader the second time around(first time was Garrus). So he stumbles into a wall land falls over, saying his shields failed him, and admitted that this was how he thought he would go. Honestly made me feel sad.
Everyone else survived though! It was a suicide mission with only one casualty.
Gettin' tired of this "Femshep is ugly" meme.
Im going to take up ME3 after visiting my family for a week.