/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

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First for mom.

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Give me golden boy already

>>187605148
dead game no content etc

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>>187605148
First for 1.3

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Reminder that /fgoalter/ is a loli safe haven. Loli haters are not welcome.

DEADGAME
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The opinion of everybody else on this game
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SxFdCpk0vI

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Finally got a dragon fang after a month.

>>187605520
Woah I'm so happy they're having fun

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>>187605520
>reddit filename
draw redman in paint, butthurt jalterfag

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Waiting patiently.

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>>187605450
No lolicons allowed beyond this point

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Strong contender for most generic Fate design is here.

>>187605705
kinda looks like it was drawn by mil

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>>187605745
Seconding this

>>187605775
Reminds me of a Tales character.

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>>187605676
Kay!

uhhhhhhhhh....so where's the next event/ rate up???

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>>187605775
>saber
>uses a hacksaw

>>187605676
Anybody have trashcan Lancelot? I thought I had it saved but apparently not.

>>187605808
>play jp
>hear jack voice
Ugh, no more interested

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Why does the King of Heroes also make such a great King of Babysitters?

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>>187605869
There won't be any
NA will close in 4 weeks
Pack your stuff up

>We're now actually behind the original japanese schedule even though we started one month early and all they need to do is translating

JUST.

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>>187605306
Soon hopefully

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>>187605632
would be great to have fun on our server wouldnt it

>>187605848
0/10
not even bad in a funny way
kill yourself

>>187605951
Dangos ended in October for JP dumbo

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>>187605823
Not seeing it unless you're thinking of Ludger because of the hair, but even then their designs are light years apart.

>>187605984
Thanks senpai! I'm gonna do my best to live a better life and probably more than you!

WE'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD RIGHT BROS? ITS A LIE RIGHT?

>>187605578
>>187605874
In case you have already migrated.

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>>187605745
You can't stop the loli squad.

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>>187605904
rude

>>187606135
http://imgur.com/a/xcdkj
I might have saved one of them as a thumbnail
that or it was that small

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give me a reason why I shouldn't roll for Fluffy Tail!

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>>187605926
Gil makes the best papa

>>187606303
You'll get spooked by event CEs and Carmilla

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>>187605520
THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT US
EVEN SOLOMON

>>187606376
>gil is a pedo
What a surprise

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>>187606282
Looks like you're missing the goldman I made a few hours later.

Here you go.

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>>187606483
Not pedo, cute

>Doing a quest
>brave chain with my Gil

EVEN MY SERVANTS ARE LAUGHING AT US BROS
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>187605848
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>187606394
>more carmilla
a chance power up the NP for one of my favorite assassins and a chance to get fluffy tail sounds nice

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Reminder that you should not care about people laughing at us. Zasshu

>>187606270
Not even into this shit, but i wish Jack's design wasn't horrible. That outfit would look bad even on an adult. Doesn't even have a basis in lore to justify it. Others are average at best.

>>187605848
is that a retarded gyarados

>>187606550
This made me laugh more than is should have.

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>>187605274

>>187606483
Gil is a kid at heart

>>187606526
added
>>187385923
turns out it was that small

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>>187606638
I like casual jack the best.

>>187606282
Thanks. You might have saved this general. One day you shall understand.

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I miss quitposting

Trying to decide if I want drake or jack

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>>187606627
>breast squeezing pose on a sweater
>plus corset
MUH

>>187606883
Quitposting was the least irritating of the shitposting. Penguinanon still has not told me why he posts the penguins. I wish to one day solve this mystery.

i wish i could throw riches at bitches and not lose anything or get sued in process

>>187607000
You should be deciding on which game to move on to next since this one is dead in the water.

>>187607268
why is he stacking chocolate bars on her boobies?
please translate

If lil kim nukes Japan fgo:jp will probably stop indefinitely if not for a long time but will translation/server uptime on NA continue?

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>>187606883
holy fuck there is a deviantart full of this shit

>>187607338
>>187607338
Patch comes from JP so either way NA is busted too

>>187607329
A recent fad in japan for big boobed girls is to lay a phone or otherwise bar-shaped object flat on their bust, then see if it stays there hands-free. The step up for even bustier girls is to stack objects on top of those until they fall (as breasts are not even terrain), or stack bigger objects (e.g. a tablet instead of a phone)
Passionlip's bust is so tremendous that he can just keep stacking things because her bust is practically a tabletop.

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>>187607392
NAME A BETTER PAIRING

YOU CAN'T

>>187607392
me on the left

>>187605991

We started 35 days earlier you brainless bitch. we're behind 13 days.

>>187607538
me on the bed

>>187607607
That post was claiming that we were behind schedule even though we starte month early, which would imply 30+ days had been wasted, which isn't the case retard.

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NOBU

>>187607000
Drake is the best qp farmer for a while. Jack is generally great.

>>187607513
thanks anon

>>187607607
This, we're already almost caught up and once they start skipping events like Gudaguda or CCC we'll be going much faster than the original jp game did.

400ap spent on jeanne interlude and not a single demon heart.

>>187607658
>which isn't the case retard.
65 days
31 days of events +1/2AP

>>187607689
I'll throw some tickets at drake and save for jack then. Thanks

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>>187605808
>I-Ikuyo

>>187607669
Have fun getting her a year and a half from now.

>>187607669
never ever

>>187607513
Japan has all the good fads. First boobhearts and now boobstacking. It's not fair, bros.

>>187607846
Again, the dates are still not later than the JP ones, so we are not late "even though we started one month early". If the events start at a later date than they did in JP, then you'd have an actual point.

>>187607836
still better than the daily :^)

>>187607513
>Nips keeping on delivering all sorts of weird fetish fads
Never fucking change.

>>187607989
please tell me you're not being sarcastic.

>>187605775
It's pretty inoffensive as far as Fate designs go.

Though, it's nice to see the FGO shekels being put to good use since that character model doesn't look like total ass.

>>187608065
You're not being sarcastic. :^)

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>>187608065
I'm not
sadly

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truly the best

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>>187607268

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>can't reliably farm phoenix plumes until the daily or Okeanos
>octuplet crystals rarely drop in Gaul
I just want to ascend Cu

>>187608161
god now wonder people say farming this is unfeasible.

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Okay this shit is pretty funny

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>>187607392
>>187606883
Most of those are illustrations for autistic Stay Night/Naruto Crossovers fanfictions.
You would be surprised just how many of those shit exists, many of them are beyond 100k words too and have lots of followers (hence the deviantart shit).
I read some of them years ago and they were full blown sonic tier autism.

>>187607951
>boobhearts
What's that?

>>187608305
I don't understand, why these two franchises?

>>187608414
Both are chuuni shounenshit

>>187608324
you know how you can make a heart shape with your hands? that, but on the boob

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>mfw there's Fate X AssCreed fanfiction
Now if only some autist here with the power to stomach the kinda thing can give a summary.

>>187608305
me on the right

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Fran a cute!

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DFC > Cowtits

>>187608308
I thought fate's fan base was generally older and avoided most of this autism

>>187607268
Is the dude with glasses and an ahoge an artist self-insert or something?

>>187608469
Pics or it doesn't exist.

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>>187608308
>>187608556
You would be terribly wrong, I have been reading Fate fanfictions since like 2010 and the community was always filled with underage retards

>>187607268
How many Sakuras could she handle with her A+ Strength?

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>>187608324
>>187608601

Have we been left for more than a week with no event so far?

I'm hoping they start kintoki after Orion goes away.

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>>187608601
Basically this

>90k FB likes
>no 4m campaign
for fucks sakes release anything...

>>187608774
That's the second picture in that weird breast-heart pose I've seen today. Is that the latest pixiv meme?

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Daily reminder that pedos are NOT welcome here

>>187608850
That's literally what's being discussed, yes.

>>187607972
>game launches January
>0 events for 7 months
>"t-t-that doesn't matter! cause they had their nerofest on august!"

Fuck off reddit

>>187608469
That doesn't sound too bad.
>>187608806
But this looks painful. Certainly not my thing then.

>>187608648
>fate fanfictions since 2010
How have you kept yourself for so long? Tell us some stories about the worst ones, anon.

>>187608912
Why the fuck did you even mention the early start then retard? Because otherwise the entire fucking implication of having wasted even that time is thrown out the window.

>>187608858
this physically hurts

when are they gonna have a prototype visual novel already

I want more proto gil and Arthur

>>187608939
Most just put the shape in front of it, some actually squeeze it, the girls doing it IRL and posting pics don't seem to care too much, but they don't squeeze as much as that pic I guess

>>187607972
>na version release one month earlier
>has less events and banners than jp version
>jp had huge amount of downtime anyway
>add another 30 + days for na
>this is somehow ok because we had some events sooner
>still those events were later than in chinese version

>>187608891
I'm retarded, but I did actually follow the pixiv link before your reply to find the おっぱいハートtag..

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>>187608858
jesus christ he has been on deviantart for 10 years

so this guy im guessing is over 20 and still pumping out this top tier autism

>>187609084
I saw those white things in the background as huge shoulders and it made the picture somehow worse

>>187608973

>>reddit

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Is Tamano worth rolling if you already have wavybaby?

>>187609236
>can't even come up with an answer
As expected from a retard. The NA version has been slow which is a legitimate reason to complain, but don't waste your time bringing up the 1 month early start because that means jack with your implications.

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>>187609238
If you give a fuck about arts memes - yeas

>defending Aniplex
No really, how?

There's literally no excuse for their poor management of the game so far.

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>>187608970
Well for every 100 pieces of shit, you occasionally find some diamonds that are worth reading (except they are rarely ever finished).
>Tell us some stories about the worst ones, anon.
The worst one isn't necessarily a single fanfiction, but a complete fanfiction autismverse called the Emiya Clan.
The Emiya Clan are a collective of like hundreds (thousands?) of fanfictions that are based on the Fate/Stay Night Sekirei crossover called In Flight.
The original fanfiction In Flight is just a mediocre harem story with Shirou as the gary stue harem lead, so there is nothing truly terrible about that.

But the Emiya Clan, which spawned from it is one of the biggest forms of Autism that I have seen. Basically Emiya Shirou has a massive harem of like 20+ women, including Aoko, Touko, Altrouge Brunestud, Tohsaka, Saber and the whole cast of Sekirei.
And Emiya Shirou has like 100+ children with these characters, these children are all Coldsteel tier designed characters.
Really my words cannot do them justice, you should just read the character descriptions and look at the pictures if you really want to understand how autistic it is.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TheEmiyaClan

>>187609238
For arts teams yes

>>187609476
IT IS PRECISELY WHAT THE JP CLIENT WENT THROUGH AT LAUNCH

>>187609476
>how?
reddit or jp player

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>>187608526
Pear-shaped bodies with plump butts and thick thighs > Everything else

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>>187609401
Which meme team is supreme? Quick or Arts?

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>>187609507
> Berserk Button: Touch her boyfriend, see what happens. Touch her apprentice, see what happens. Touch her family, see what effing happens.
This is gold

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>>187608858
Gotcha

>>187609521
no. they had 30 days less and more banners

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>>187609521
And there's no fucking excuse for the NA version to go through the same.

It's 2 years later, the content already has been created and added to the game.

>>187609601
No, that shit just looks fat. Petite bodies with wide hips is the way to go.

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>>187609626
Buster > Arts >>> Quick

Ladies and gentlemen, the game is dead.

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>>187609507
>>187608970
If you have qualms about visiting tvtropes, then here is just one snippet of what you can find there
There are like 100+ children of Emiya Shirou without various girls, and they are all like pic related.

>>187609507
>this shit is so big it actually has a tvtropes article
where's saver class servant when you need him?

>>187609626
quick sucks shit and will suck further as we progress.

Arts is great, but not as OP as buster.

>>187609401
>tamamo
>wanting to be a defensive arts cuck instead of an offensive arts chad with bride/archer arturia/waver.

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>>187609507
GILKEKS BTFO

>>187609659
We got Dangos and Nerofest faster than JP and we're getting Kintoki slightly slower, what's the problem?

What does a good Artsmeme team look like?

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>tfw you realize gil is so popular because he's basically a smug anime girl but with a dick

>>187609626
Quick is pretty good until Merlin comes out. Then falls behind. Arts is consistent but slow as balls. Buster is king once all the pieces come together.

>>187609782
>Chaotic Good
>when he's obviously Chaotic Neutral

>>187609809
We lost 4 banners and the bronze servant event (14 quartz + 4 tickets) and got nothing to compensate for it as we get everything else late anyway.

fuck off redditshit.

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>>187609658
what have I done

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>>187609717
>>187609797
>>187609895

Cool, thanks.

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How do we deal with incompetent SEAmonkeys?

>>187609810
Sad Vlad/Napping Lizard/Tamamo no Meme

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>>187609507
Heroic Spirit Jesus Christ, how?

>>187610016
Move to a non-dead game like FEH

>>187610081
I'm already playing that game as well.

>>187609952
Why the FUCK would you want those shitty banners. Jesus Christ nigger you're running out of material to shitposf with.

>>187609952
Everything we skipped was shit, though.

>>187609809
lets assume that the content was released the same way but game started for jp one month earlier to match na dates. that would mean that jp next event is halloween in 23 days.
meanwhile they had 2 more banners
lets now do the same with chinese server
their next event is okeanos in 4 days and they had 1 banner more than na

>>187610161
>free quartz and tickets
>shit
wew

I'm ready for reddirt to leave

>>187610134
>>187610161
Not that anon, and I see where you're coming from, but quartz and tickets are still quartz and tickets

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Is it possible to play on both NA and JP on the same phone?

>>187610134
>He would rather have literally nothing than a banner that gives out free tickets and quartz
I wonder who the retard is.

>>187610261
i guess yes. they are 2 different aps after all

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I want to fuck Shirou's autistic daughter

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Leave seamonkeys to me

>>187609810

chad - bride/waver + arturia(lancelot) or 2x merlin + arturia(lancelot)

virgin - tama/waver + vlad(orion)

>bored
>open TM wiki to pass the time
>random article
>Primate Murder
"oh this seems ok, probably not gonna spoil anything related to fgo"
>it spoils something related to fgo

I fucked up

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Why does this exist?

>>187610247
If you wanna be technical, we've more than made up for it since JP didn't have master missions yet. But I suppose I can understand why the F2Ps would miss those banners.

>>187610497
some cunt didn't contain his autism well enough

>>187609895
Arts is only slow if you're a faggot virgin who goes double support instead of double dps(bride +X + waver).

>>187610497
Dibs on Reiko

>>187610279
We've gotten more quartz due to features not included in jp launch. Fuck off brainlet

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I want that bronze Servant event just so I can get the single gear I need for Nero. After that I'd just need one Monument and 3 lanterns.

Is it fair bros?

>>187609507
>>187608648
What are some good fanfictions instead anon? Fanfiction is my guilty pleasure but I've not dabbed into Fate ones besides Fragments of Chaldea. Got any good ones you could recommend me?

>>187610692
Yes.

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>>187610692
It isn't.

>>187610497
This may be autistic as fuck but the nanny Gil shit sounds legit hilarious

>>187610402
>chad
Who?

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>>187610497
>Kyon

>>187610706
Seconding this. I'd love to know if there's any good shit amongst all the awful. But would also be cool with more horror stories.

>>187610497
>Kyon
Excuse me?

>>187610802
not you.

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What kind of monster would bully Jannu like this?

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Can Kyon kill Servants?

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>>187610692
Maybe, we are pretty degenerate sometimes

>>187610497
I have seen the face of terminal autism. Some of these seem like they may be legitimate trolls though, or at least I hope this is the case

The week of normal dailies they give us between each banner are so boring that I'd much rather have shitty banner and events than this 3 fights and come back in 10 hours shit.

>>187610692
It's fair because the only fate we suffer is the one we make ourselves.

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>>187610802
this guy

>>187610706
>>187610846
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8012475/1/The-Importance-of-Proper-Communication

Here you go.

lads, my favourite soap opera is about to hit 444444 likes, perhaps THAT's the trigger?
www.zuckscuckshed.com/shortlandstreet

>>187610803
did he died?

>unironically linking to a fanfiction of a fanfiction
this game is dead as fuck

>>187611143
Is he a counter guardian

>>187611282
It's fun

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>>187611282
why did it have to be this way?

>>187611282
Only True Autism can save us from doomposting temporarily

>>187611282
its been dead for 5 days my nigger

>>187609476
Give it a rest. No one comes to these generals to read your chicken little horse shit. A week of downtime between banners/events has been standard since NA launched. If they speed it up a bit, great. Otherwise, the precedent is set and you just have to suck it up or go play the JP version. Things will most likely stabilize when the holiday events are past us.

GAME SO DEAD IT MAKES ME ANGRY

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>>187611150
I couldn't go past miday.

>>187610261
I'm doing it at the moment.

>>187611282
Beats doomposting and loli wars. Maybe not quitposting, that was only one thread and was kinda fun.

>>187611386
I like eating shit too. Do you prefer your shit to be entirely solid or do you like some wetness to it?

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>>187611302
He is the King of Kings

>>187610706
>>187610846
I have read so much shit that I have hard time recalling any single work.
But in general there is almost no good "serious" Stay Night Fanfiction, they almost always end up messing the lore up or they go full autism.
However there are plenty of good comedy fanfictions, such as one where Shirou accidentally summons all the servants of Stay Night except Berserker and Illya is bullied high time as the only other contestant of the grail war. Or the fanfiction where Shirou has accidentally given himself 27,000 magic circuits due to his flawed understanding of magecraft, that has many hilarious moments as well, mostly due to Rin getting flabbergasted.
Unfortunately I cannot remember the names of either of these. But yeah I mostly read fanfictions for the comedic value.

>>187610995
Trust me they aren't, these are all "canon" characters in the Emiya Clan autismverse, there are dozens or hundreds of stories with each of these characters, some serious, some comedic. I have seen the abyss of Fate/Stay Night fanfiction

>>187611585
I'd only like to read comedy-tone stuff if they are SoL and remains relatively close to canon. If it goes full retarded with the premise with that from the get-go it cannot be good even from a comedic stand-point.

FGO never needed two generals.

>>187611705
Both generals are some of the fastest on the board.

>>187611705
explain

>>187611662
Well since Nasuverse usually takes itself super seriously to a fault, I believe that by turning it on its head, the result can be quite entertaining and hilarious, due to this polarization.

>>187611705
Thanks but no one actually likes GilJetposting or cuckposting

>>187611806
if you actually talked about the game instead of everything else this thread could last weeks

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>>187611947
this applies to almost all the generals apart from league and dota

>>187611947
if we talked about the game this thread wouldn't exist because the game is fucking dead

>>187612008
not to this degree

>>187611705
It did, outside the shitposting and spoilers, the 2 years difference between versions already was a good enough reason.
I'm pretty sure no general has 2 versions of the same game with years of difference between them

new tsukihime remake visual preview. maybe one day i can read it with my grandkids.

https://twitter.com/pKjd/status/902418410138517504/photo/1

>>187611810
90% of the posts here are off topic shitposting. Rather have a slow on topic general than this garbage.

>>187612269
Will you read aloud when you get to the part where Shiki chokes his maid and cums on her?

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>>187612269
>people still believe the remake will be released

>>187612373
That's saved for when the playscript comes out

>>187612269
Why don't they just put it on early access and release like the first 10% of the game? They'd have money pouring in and they'd never have to finish it.

>>187612269
>maybe one day i can read it with my grandkids.
With wholesome moments such as Ciel performing an exorcism with her asshole?

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>>187612269

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>>187612340
there is no topics to discuss
everyone here finished the story, its boring and shallow, nothing to talk about
the game is literally just daily quest farming right now and its going to stay that way for one "soon"
this general should be moved to /trash/ to be honest

>>187612269
Arc's chic boots blend with her leggings a lot better now. A much better tone for them, it looks nice.

>>187612373
>>187612559
lets be real, they're probably going to do with they did with Realta Nua. Remove all the sex change those scenes to something else. Nasu doesn't like them and the only reason Tsukihime and Fate had them was to make it sell.

>>187612121
Nigga, half the generals are just image dumps or random erping. We're more on topic than half the board.

>>187612712
But rape is an important part of Shiki's character!

>>187612802
are you discussing na version of fgo? no

>>187612592
Which is why the generals should be combined.

>>187612269
That's great 'n all, but oh what's that? Types are already invading the Earth? Well, looks like we're not getting that remake.

>>187610497
>I am the daughter of Shirou and Sakura Emiya, magus of the clock tower, dedicated researcher, aspiring novelist, recognized psychologist, and the only thing that keeps the walking iota of madness known as Erika Sahashi from turning this place into a scene from Saw."

>"Don't forget closet lesbian."
>"And my alter ego is an annoying bitch sometimes."
>"You're just upset because I can admit what you can't."

>—Sakuya, (daughter of Sakura) "Talking to Yourself"

I am dying internally

>>187612269
If only Nasu worked harder, Hisui wouldn't be FUCKING DEAD

>>187612712
The strange sexual shit in Tsukihime was more than just fapbait and anyone who says otherwise is lying about reading it. The setting and Shiki's descent in insanity wouldn't be the same without the sexual violence, and the maid twins' backstories wouldn't make sense if Kohaku wasn't raped or willing to use her body to get revenge.

>>187612973
they should not
neither /fgog/fags or /alter/fags want it
/alter/ should be removed from /vg/ until actual content comes out in the NA version

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>>187610497
Wait...
Kyon?

Have they somehow made the drop rates worse?
In the first month I always got a few monuments per day, now fucking nothing. I did all shadow servant dailes for weeks now and the only shit I got was one Archer monument I don't need thanks to the dango event.

>>187613256
pfft, go tell that to the Katawa Shoujo general

>>187612938
/fgog/ has always been part Fgo, part type moon general, NA continues this trend.

>>187613221
True, but honestly, who actually enjoyed reading that shit, especially when "supress Roa in my ass" is one of the lines there?

>>187613401
no
the ones in the currect daily have ~12% dropchance

>>187613482
just because we have one autism central doesnt mean we should have 2 or 0

>>187613543
if there is already a thread that does it why is there 2 of them now?

>>187611947
>>187612340
you're describing about every single general on this board

just shut the fuck up

>>187613221
They should keep them but get somebody else to write them, cuz they were bad. Reality nua removing the sex scenes made the story flow a bit better, Tsukihime wouldn't fare so favorably.

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>>187612269
nice

>>187612712
They've said before that they're going to keep it all in.

>>187613938
I don't get it

>>187613938
It used to be the other way around!

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>>187613938

>>187613938
hah

Your wife Tamamo walks in on you getting your back washed by your wife Tamamo Cat, what does she do?

>>187613619
What other game has 2 generals fuckijg retard try to follow along

>>187614032
They're not my wives.

>>187614045
Runescape, wow, among others off the top of my head. Cuz the servers were different, which is the case here, now fuck off.

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>>187612269
soon

>>187614032
Better question:
You are making sweet love with your wife Tamamo, but then you realize Tamamo Cat is watching. What do you do?

>>187614023
That Liz gets me harder than any other Liz picture

>>187612269
It's been nearly ten years since the announcement. I want to believe.

>>187614138
both of those games have generals that actually talk about their respective versions of the game
unlike this place

>>187614045
here's what I quoted:
>90% of the posts here are off topic shitposting
>if you actually talked about the game instead of everything else this thread could last weeks
these two traits apply to quite literally every general thread

and to answer your question, WoW had tons and tons of generals dedicated specifically for private servers

the retard is you

>>187614032

If the games are anything to go by, she'd piss and moan in that squeaky bitchy Japanese housewife voice.

Depending on your ability to sweet-talk her she'd calm down and challenge Cat to a competition or something.

>>187614164
I just want her to steal Jannu Horta's place as Servant with highest attack. Fuck Jannu and fuck Alters.

>>187613938
I can't even tell if it's bait. Poe's law is an horrible truth.

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>tfw I'm so bored of the content right now but I can't stop playing if I want something months down the road

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>>187614316
My man.

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>>187614216
pick tamamo up and fuck her while looking tamacat in the eyes
tamamo is facing tamacat of course

>>187613590
Guess my luck is shit ass tier then.
Just two Lancer and Berserker monuments were enough but it seems like I'll never reach this goal

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>>187614316
Alters are always better than the originals

>>187605775
is that kirito

>>187614579
The originals are shit and so are the Alters

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>>187614316
>fuck alters
I would gladly do that if that was the case

>>187614164
>berserker
?

Any chance we could see (you) fighting on the moon?

>>187614639
any chance we get any content in the next 7 days?

>>187614296
So you jumped in at a random point and ignored the previous discussion. Great. Atleast those generals discuss their perspective games. Why does /vg/ need two thinly veiled TM generals. Over half the posts here are meta about how worthless the general is.

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>>187614469
This. I'm just doing dailies and gathering quartz for Raikou. I started a JP account and when I actually want to play and have fun I go there.

>>187610846
>>187610706
Go hit up Beast's Lair fanfiction section. Most of it is at least mediocre and not completely shit.

>>187614686
None.

>Bond lv 7 with Herc
It's only a matter of years now

>>187614630
Play Extra retard

>>187614316
She'd have to be even squishier than jannu alter to compensate though and that doesn't sound like Arc.
>>187614287
They don't though. You're arguing in circles. I reiterate, fuck off.

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>>187614164
>Berserker
Please no, I don't want too choose between her and summer Nobu

>>187614639
No, the moon is Hakunon's territory. Guda has no business there.

>>187614835
Just put one in All and one in Berserker

>>187614164
>>187612269
It's just a picture. There's no release date sadly.

>>187614836
Not yet anyway
best to probably ask /fgog/ since the jp version is more likely to see that scenario

>>187614835
Depends if it's extra Arc specifically or a new arc for the event. She might just get her own class.

What servant do you wanna mating press the most

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>>187614963
More likely she will just be a Beast that we fight
I don't see nasu addign in anymore servant types other than moon cancer and alter ego for the US version in the future
>inb4 doompost replies

>>187615108
Stheno

>>187614945
If we were ever going to the moon, it'd be for the Extella or CCC events. We did not, so we're not going to the moon.

>>187615108
Jack
Kiyohime if you're gonna bitch about the legality issues

>>187615108
All of the lolis

>>187615113
He's already said he wants to make her an SSR in the game though

>>187615227
I didn't say nasu wouldn't be adding her as a new servant, i said that they wouldn't make any more servant classes/types

why did /fgog/ become /soc/?

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>>187615108
Drake

>>187615113
>Beast
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Beasts must love and hate humanity. Arcueid doesn't give a flying fuck about humans at all. She fell in love with a single specific human, but has no feelings regarding the whole of humanity whatsoever. Their lives and their deaths hold no meaning to her. For Archetype: Earth, humanity dies at her whim, not her wish.

If she gets her own class it'd be Funny Vamp as a joke, but probably Berserker for her 4* and Ruler for her 5* Princess/Archetype.

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>>187615113
Where did Takeuchi go so wrong?

>>187615375
right now *unzips nasu*

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>>187615108

>>187615113
>Arc
>Best
Wut

Do you think any strong bumblefuck can become a Beast just because they have a high powerlevel?

>>187615113
True ancestor class maybe, with a dead apostle enemy class. With bonuses/weakness against each other and some interaction with the other classes. Also let's us fight jester if we ever get a strange fake event

>>187614835
She's not going to be one. She was a Berserker because her master fucked up. Obviously she would get a separate class like BB did. Something like (Arche)type.

Speaking of that, what's up with her design in Extra? Doesn't really fit what a Berserker Arcueid should be and she suddenly has one purple eye.

>>187615410
2000, but it looks like he got better

>>187615410
Her melty blood appearance is the best

>>187615227
The initial joke is 4* Arc and 5* Princess Arc, same deal Shiki got basically.

>>187615410
2008 to 2011 was his best.

>>187615410
His still a better artist than you'll be in your whole lifetime.

>>187615396
Explain Beast III R then (Kiara)

>>187615410
She looked fine up until 2012, but sometime around there she began transforming into Jeanne

>>187615375
If a general doesn't combat or ignore shitposting, eventually the inmates take over the asylum.

>>187615514
>She was a Berserker because her master fucked up
No, she was a really bad servant because her master fucked up (downgraded from Planet to God), Berserker is just the class the moon cell gave her.

>>187615647
It's needless to say that Kiara loves humans more than anybody. She wants to deliver her salvation to everyone and everything. Her doctrine of nirvana through pleasure may destroy beings, but if a being experienced limitless pleasure, then there's no further benefit to it existing after that anyway.
It's hedonism taken to an infinite conclusion, delivered out of Kiara's love.

>>187612712

Leaving aside the sexual insanity that forms a large part of Shiki and Kohaku's character/backstory, the Arcueid sex scene is the one time that two people have sex just because they love each other and want to have sex. Not for magic rituals or mana transfers or anal suppression.

>>187615647
Kiara wants to reduce the entire world to an orgasmic cuddle puddle forever. Honestly, it doesn't sound so bad until you realize she wants to do it by shoving the planet into her vag.

>>187615685
probably the only one she even qualifies for. she doesn't really fight in such a way that could put her in any other class.

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Fluffy Servant

>>187615820
yes, but i was more asking whether Kiara hates humanity or not, as stated before that Beasts need to both hate and love humanity. So if Kiara doesn't hate humanity, why is she elligble to becoem a beast?
One explanation i think is plausible is that Beast III being split (Beast III R and the other Beast III) has also split the love and hate the Beast has for humanity

>>187616076
Stop making me like Medb.

>>187616076
slut

>>187615683
So how long do we have before we hit that point?

What happened to the option that changes your NP speed back to normal when playin in 2x speed?

I wonder how people will react when the servers come back on after the maintenance on the 31st and there's still no Kintoki or Okeanos.

>>187616216
What happened to your eyes?

>>187616196
Who can beat her at this among servants?

>>187616209
We'll be fine once we have content again. Just don't feed the doomposters/shitposters and discuss the game.

>>187616431

Kuro

>>187616431
Kiara is the only one who can measure up to her

>>187616431
your waifu

>>187616223
Anybody that reacts negatively is a illiterate retard since it would say they were adding the event in the maintenance notes if they were