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> News
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
- The Sloshing Machine is out!
- The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> View Nintendo switch online services on your PC
- https://github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
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Why arent you getting ready for work?
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I want to marry an Octoling!
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>>187549367

Farming ability chunks for my new fresh outfit
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Starting a room at 8 sharp, be there or be square!
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>>187549317
>THIS SUMMER
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Cute woomies!
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>zelda is multiplat and splatoon is exclusive
>not the other way around
what the fuck
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i still like this game
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Sex with bird woomy!
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>>187549561
Zelda was developed for Wii U. Splatoon 2 wasn't.
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>>187549620
Nothing wrong with liking cave story?
>>187549635
Papi a shit
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>>187549635
>Inkling furries
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>>187549561

The world is not yet ready for woomies
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\o>
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>>187549367
I'm not going to work today
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Sex with Marie!
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>>187549479
Add me
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>>187549801
>not going to work today

also 3/4
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>>187549479
added
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post your woomies and spagetts
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>>187549479
but I like being a square
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>>187549542
Lewd woomies!
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>>187549367
im going to pick up doujins from the post office,hopefully by the time i come back there will still be room for me to team up
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>>187549714
they should have done it but guess pushing out switch is a priority
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>>187549479
>Adding requests immediately
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>>187549932
!!!
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get to work
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What's better for the sloshing machine? Ink recovery main or ink saver main?
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>>187549829
added
I'm ready to die
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>7 people added me
fug, okay so whoever doesnt get in, you literally have enough people for a second room so go organize that
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>>187549932
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>>187550135
ink saver main, the thing eats a lot of ink
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>>187550095
Is it me or flyfish really look like they have explosive diarrhea all the time?
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>>187550135
definitely main, you want to have as much ink as possible immediately after autobobs
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>>187550095
>Buying porn
>Buying cartoon porn
>Buying cartoon porn in person
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Texanons, you guys still alive?
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Someone make a new room
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>>187549932
Am I fresh?
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These rooms get filled very fast.
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>>187550160
>Room Full
I ADDED YOU BEFORE ALL THESE POSERS. I'LL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH
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Need one more for pro run
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how does the rotation look at first glance?
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>>187550362
I'll host
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>>187549119
>>187549243
>>187549345
>>187549390
FUUUUUCK
WE WERE LEADING THE WHOLE GAME
ONE TEAM WIPE AND OVERTIME AND EVERYTHING IS OVER
Also holy fuck i already have more than 500 GB of videos
shit's taking space like nothing
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>>187549932
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Need 1 more. Profreshinal only
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>>187549407
They would keep you on a literal leash at all times.
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>>187550109
Would still protect and hold hands.
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Stop sending requests! Now I feel bad!
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>>187550719
here
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WHY CAN'T I ADDED FRIENDS WITHOUT LEAVING LOBBY
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>>187550109
Cute woomy!
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>>187549635
I'm sorry your drawing wasn't a hit dude but you have to learn from it and move on.
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>>187550265
its the few things that make me happy b-baka. i cant help but collect doujins
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>>187550791
Add em for later games so you can just set up rooms without accepting requests.
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>>187550683
I'm gonna marry this woomy!
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so is it just me or does the nozzlenose not fire consistently when hitting ZR even if you time your press at the right time
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>>187549932
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>>187550807
spotted the horsefucker
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How long did it take you to farm up your gear, freshbro
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>>187550095

Are you going to share with the rest of the class?
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>>187549932
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Had my woom drawn as a maid
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>>187550565
>H3
>Inkbrush
>Splating
>N-Zap
Bretty good except H3
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Welp
all rooms filled up so quickly
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>>187550946
nozzlenose a shit
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>>187550587
>level 33, B-, maxed gear
Well, thanks for letting me know to order off this person.
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>>187549932
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>>187549932
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Well that was embarrassing
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I'm so fixing mad
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>>187550996
no I've never seen that monster anime. I'm just saying posting that fishing for replies is getting embarrassing.
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I'm sorry you guys, my food was burning
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>>187551020
its not splatoon,mostly shota shit
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>>187551285
I'm not letting the fake flybros win
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>Maws outta nowhere
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I DONT UNDERSTAND
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>>187550832
Yknow, I wanna judge you, but I can't. As long as your gaijinbucks keep the Japanese porn machine running, you do what you want.

Me, I put my money into toy car robots and get my porn free, but we all have our indulgences.
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>SR pro 40 pts
>finish game successfully
>one teammate has 8 deaths

How
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climb up the walls back and forth on grillers
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>>187551450
Maws are my favorite
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>>187549932
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That's enough. One of you is getting kicked.
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>>187549932
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/r/ing a comic where a squad is preparing to carry special woomy, but ends up being carried by her because she uses her retard strength to flick the dynamo like a carbon.
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Sorry I panicked.
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That's the run I'm taking about. No more dying to steel eels
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OH SURE HAND ME THE FUCKING BURST-FIRE INK GUZZLER ON THE GLOWFLY WAVE YOU DUMB SHIT BEAR
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Remember that previous rotation had 4 mostly useful weapons and (if) competent charger also helped, this time you have only splatling and have to carry inkbrush.
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>>187549932
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>>187549932
Haha, it is time for business!
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>>187551480
>toy car robots
Fuck I wonder if 3D printing would be able to make something close to this
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>Boss only gives me Golden Orbs this day so I can keep grinding for chunks
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well this is getting embarrassing
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Okay, we wipe one more time I'm leaving this party.
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>>187551886
this image must be delet
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>>187550109
I like the way she levitates
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>>187552203
Me too
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>>187551994
Splatling is literally a charger for babies
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so called profreshionals
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>>187550109
Lewd of this woomy!
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>>187552373
I'M SORRY
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Ohmy god I hate using the H3 so much
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>all these salt/excuse/apology SR posts
holy fuck I wish I could play right now so I could see what's happening
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Use call out you mooks.
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>>187552752
ink brush is trash too
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meme
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Is it just me, or does some boss doesnt attack inside the outpost
Steelhead and maws are just following me around for a while
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>>187549932
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>>187552364
But its not instant and those seconds add up quick in SR
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FUCKING USELESS INKBRUSH WHY GIVE ME THIS SHITTY THING
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>>187552819
Brush can deliver eggs and sweep up trash easily
H3 is a wannabe gun that can't decide if it's a Gal or a Squelcher
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So we're all in agreement that the Nozzlenoses are just plain shit right?
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>>187553037
>gerbil space program
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>>187553037
What did she expect to happen?
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>>187552819
inkbrush is great on this map for gathering eggs since you can roll over grates
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>>187553225
You're supposed to run eggs you dipshit
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>>187553287

8/10
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JUST WRAP MY SHIT UP SENPAI
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>>187553559
Try playing with it in 240% retard.
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>>187553037
Yeah, but thats a stupid bug most likely caused by line of sight issues and/or layout design of this stage. N should fix this fast (no idea how they missed it in the first place)
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>>187553724
I have you fuckingwait are you doing freelance?
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MSOB here I need to take a bio break, this is too much
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IF YOU HAVE WEAPONS THAT ARE GOOD AT KILLING DONT PICK UP THE FUCKING EGGS. LET THE INK BRUSH AND NOZZLE DO THAT
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Problem of this rotation will be making hardcore profreshionals give up on big egg numbers and leave ferry to brush.
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Ohgod the H3 is so bad compared to the L3 in this mode
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>>187553724
>Already 240%
It's not nice to lie.
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I'm getting some crazy ping. It takes half a second to squid. Anyone else?
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2/4 for salmon run
6404 4365 6806
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disconnected as host, rejoin fampais
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>>187552905
so what does this mean or where does it come from?
i've seen this a lot and with different characters but i don't get it
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you don't mind if i join right?
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>>187554710
3/4 for sr if squid is coming back
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>>187554756
newfag spotted
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If only Rainy was here, surely everything would be better
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What exactly IS the Jet Squelcher, anyways? All the other weapons are based on real life weapons/toys/objects
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Think I've got time for one more
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want to just start, rainy?
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I miss the furries
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>>187554989
we got 4

lets go
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I guess I'll just finish up the last run in pubs
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>>187555021
sorry guys, was away for a sec
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>>187554865
care to explain?
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>>187554904
It's a pressure washer with a lot of artistic liberties taken to make it a handheld weapon.
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>>187554991
>t. furfag
Yiff in hell.
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>>187554904
Power drill
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Rapid blaster nerf fucking WHEN
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>>187555717
Probably never, it has a bad kit
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Anyone looking for some pro salmon run?
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>>187555717
nerf tri and brush first
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>>187556040
Rapid Blaster is unironically more annoying to go against than the brush and bucket
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Kagey and crew, gotta go.
Good running tonight
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I thought we wouldn't make that wave when we started dying one by one
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Anyone else digging the sloshing machine?
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Time to hit the showers girls and boys
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>>187556318
>Team Invisibility
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>>187556040
>brush
>needing a nerf
l2p
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>>187556123
confront them while they are not shooting at you and they're usually fucked
tri slosher and ocrobrush fuck you up big time even when you're in their face, especially when you're in their face even
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Got my 2nd superbonus so I'm out.
Thanks guys!
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>3 stingers spawn in at the same time
>they immediately target me at the same time
this is BULLYING
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>>187556123
Get in their face. They can't rely on splash damage, and it's actually pretty difficult to land directs under pressure like that.
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>>187556591
My issue with the blaster is I like using weapons like the Jet Squelcher, but the Rapid Blaster's explosion sits right on the Jet's max range and has a faster TTK
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>it's an entire team refuses to get onto the tower episode
3 fucking games in a row jesus fuck
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I'm lookin to join a group of profreshionals
5744-2137-3220
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>>187556181
Good shit guys. Always fun to get a shift in with the crew
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>>187556571
if they get the jump on you you're fucked
only one bit of ink has you touch you and you can't get away anymore i tried it and it never works if they're on you level
and if they are above you might have a chance if they don't jump down or hit you enough but have fun with the never-ending rain of ink everywhere
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>>187547131
>somebody thought my tips were good
oh gosh, glad i could help
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More than one eel with lowtide in this stage is hell
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This SR is absolute trash. I have never seen a worse combo of weapons. Fuck you mr grizz.
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>>187556845
If most weapons get the jump on you, they'll get the kill. Don't let that happen.
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>>187556876
moot god fucking dammit
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>>187556939

>3 semiautomatic weapons

Holy shit, kill me
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>>187556712
The Jet outranges the Rapid comfortably, and those 3-shots take a lot longer than the Jet's 4.
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>>187557120
>Inkbrush and H3 back to back
my trigger finger hurts
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>>187557127
I always seem to get 2 shot
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Good matches Odd, was shit the first few rounds, but we got it together in the later ones.
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>Finally bought new gamepad battery
Would anybody be interested in a making a Splatoon 1 Squad tommorow? I'm S+

>>187556876
Ninja squids pretty shit close range

>>187557127
In most realistic cases, with Splatwoos cramped maps? A jet squelsher won't be using it's max range
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>>187557296
It's a 2-shot if they land a direct. Your problem is that you're not spacing properly, which is absolutely necessary if you're going to play Jet.
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>>187557190
i don't get those weapons
it's such a pain to play with them
it just feels bad to the point where it is distracting
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>>187557371
>cramped maps
Nice meme. There's plenty of spots to shoot people at max or near-max range. You just need to learn the correct angles and pay attention to where the Rapid is. I play both weapons.
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Tn here, got my second super bonus. how far along are you guys?
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This is the first SR rotation where I'll stop at 1200p. I'm not going to keep going. GG fellas.
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>>187557120
I guess you weren't here for the Flingza Roller, Octobrush, E-Liter 4k, N-Zap rotation huh?
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>>187556318
>tfw find the locker room pics cute and not sexy
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>>187557371
Didn't mean to leave my friend code

>>187557539
I'm not saying Sploon twoons cramped maps are bad, but there are much less spaces where a Jet squelcher can use it's max range and still be able to control the objective

>>187557409
>Shit power
>Shit speed
>Shit ink-efficency
>PHYSICALLY CAUSES YOU PAIN WHEN YOU USE IT
I feel like the ink brush was nerfed from splat1
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Reminder that there is nothing wrong with creating a blacklist and blocking any max ranks who play Turf War in order to create a more pleasant gameplay experience for yourself and the other players in your lobby.
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>>187557409
H3 is okay in normal matchmaking, it kills if all 3 hits land and the range is good, its just awful in SR compared to the L3 cause the damage doesnt matter
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>>187557868
As a Jet, you should be avoiding those spots of the map anyway. Or facerush the Rapid because it's fairly difficult to land point-blank shots with it when someone is moving.
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>>187557409
I'm kinda feeling the L3. It's a medium range burst weaponkind of like the BR in halo except less broken
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Is my squid fresh
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>>187557759
that one was okay cause the E-Liter is a fucking BEAST in SR and the rest is fine for clearing trash
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>>187557874
>shitter falseflagging as a furry to make furries look bad
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>>187557874
There's your (You).
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>>187557953
t. never played with the Halo 1 Bamboozler
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>>187557967
Simple, color-coordinated, got style.

I give it a "not lame"/10
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>>187557967
Not bad but maybe try it out with different hair.
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>have to spam ZR with the nozzlenose because otherwise it doesn't feel it shoots right
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>>187557967
I don't really like Zekko gear, but it's not too bad. Better than the generic copypasta'd shit that always gets posted here.
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>>187557967
She wont be when I am done with her
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>tfw cant just GATTAI the dualies to make a superior weapon
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>>187556194
It's like a Rapid Blaster that's good
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if youre ink brush you should be recovering eggs on cohocks
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>>187558550
That's basically what happens when you roll.
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>>187557868
>>187557935
>>187557953
you know i just remembered that i sometimes think that my controler is broken or some shit because the weapon doesn't shoot anymore but no it was just a semiautomatic
and then when i get a normal shooter i keep tapping zr
yes 200+ is that stressful
>>
>>187558197
>>187558284
Thanks!
>>187558245
Short hair looks ok too, it kinda matches the sporty feel of the hat.
>>187558448
rude
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>>187558023
come on dude don't give him you's
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>>187558550
>GATTAI
great now i have that blowjob scene in my head
>>
Did they stealth buff the Dualie Squelchers? They feel more accurate
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>>187558820
uhmmm which one we talking about
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>>187558836
>stealth buff
They regular buffed them. 9% increase in range, which probably reduces the spread where its max range used to be.
>>
>Same woomies posted over and over again every single thread
Why do you do this
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>>187550095
*doujinshi
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>>187559001
lust for art-tention
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>>187559001

To ruin your day
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>>187558969
http://swfchan.com/17/82222/
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>>187559001
They are trying to find mates
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>>187558987
That explains a lot
>>
My uncle works at Nintendo, and he says they're looking for ideas for a fresh new gamemode. Got any?
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Any profreshional salmon run rooms up, finally got home from the post office
>>187559103
no bully
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>>187559246
Thanks man you just saved me from explaining this in words
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>>187559319
SqueeG Soccer
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Profresh SR group, not trusting freelance at all with this kind of rotation
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>>187559001
Because I want to lewd the ones I post
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>>187559382
>Post office
Unless you're opening an insurance claim for damaged plastic butts, you're doing it wrong.
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stingers are starting to really piss me the fuck off more than flyfish
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>>187556318
I wanna bully them for how short they are
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>>187559538
Real talk: Stingers and Steel Eels are bigger problems than Flyfish
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>>187559001
Autism.
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I JUST WANT ONE GODDAMN WIN AT S RANK GOD DAMN IT GET ON THE TOWER YOU SHITCUNTS STOP BEING SO FUCKING SCARED OF IT
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>>187559382
This squid has no business being this happy.
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>>187559626
Fake Talk: You're a liar.
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>>187559626
The problem with Flyfish is half the time you pay attention enough to go after one they're back to being invincible, and then you have to focus on whatever followed you there and your dying team, and then you just have to run.

And then multiple spawn and you wipe.
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>>187559681
you stand on it
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>>187559246
I want to gattai with a woomy!
>>
why get out of the canons? theres already 2 people collecting
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>>187559626
Steel eels are only ever an issue when they're protecting other, more dangerous enemies.
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>>187551658
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>>187559446
3/4
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>>187559609
with your penis right?
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>>187559515
I dont quite understand,arent post offices where you send your mail out and collect registered mail
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>>187559945
>3 or 4 steel eels protecting themselves
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>>187559858
but if I stand on the tower I cant kill anyone
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>>187559945
which happens constantly
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>>187560190
Steel Eels are just better at what the Scrapper does
Why do they even have Scrappers
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>>187559382
What doujin did you get?
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>>187559945
>Two steel eels protect a steelhead and flyfish
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Thanks for the runs rainy, squid, and live. Check out my gear, i have some decent stuff
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>People thought yesterday's weapon rotation was bad
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GGs toon i don't really wanna continue with this rotation H-3 noozle sucks in salmon run can't even 1 shot the steelheads
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>>187559945
>two steelheads whose tails are protected by eachother
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>>187560186
Lurk moar newfriend.

I'm not without mercy though. The answers you seek are on /a/.
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>>187560437
its funny how much more I like the Mini Splatling than the Heavy Splatling in SR when its the opposite in ranked
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>>187560471
ggs. i dont blame you, it does suck.
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Who miser here?
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>>187560303
nothing much really
http://imgur.com/DVzVPyS
>>187560532
I dont browse /a/ www
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>>187560889
>thatsso
Give me your name and friend code so I can blacklist you.
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Profreshional Salmon run
1376-6261-3138
2/4
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>Everyone dies early on the third wave, leaving me, the inkbrush, to revive them
>Turn the corner to get fenced in by cohocks
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>>187560862
>undertale garbage
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>>187560862
>all that undertale
>>
I don't understand why people are complaining about the current SR weapons. I'm having a lot of really good runs with these.
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>Press ZR
>2 people leave
>It starts
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>>187560987
Kuronata: 0673-3044-6235
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>>187557709
Jesus christ same here, this is fucking awful. There have been some bad lineups before but this is really something else.
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>>187560436
late ggs
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>>187561182
is that doge okay?
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Holy shit mugen why
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Is the firefin the ultimate faggot weapon?
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What "abilities" does comeback boost exactly?
>>
>>187561082
Added ya. Any
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>>187561481
He's just pushing out a massive dump
>>
>>187561520
yeah I went full retard there
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>>187561525
I guess if you're still mad about chargers.
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>>187561589
At least we made it to wave 2, we could got to 3 but I got fucked hard by smallfry as a splatling
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>>187560854
I'd have more if Murch would stop juicing me.
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Post happy woomies!
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>>187560854
Not me, that's like... 150 chunks
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>>187560987
You fags keep on mentioning a blacklist, so why not share it so everybody can put them on their blacklists?
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>>187561540
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Comeback
>Comeback gives the effects of Ink Saver (Main), Ink Saver (Sub), Ink Recovery Up, Run Speed Up, Swim Speed Up, and Special Charge Up for the first twenty seconds after respawning
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>>187561846
that's in, anon, you're on the blacklist
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>>187560862
don't worry anon, I like Undertaker too
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>>187561859
S I X abilities and all you need to do is die
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>>187559942
>playing earlier today
>coworker manning a cannon
>catch a glimpse of a maws barely visible as it heads up towards them
>panic and throw a bomb even though I know it's too late to save them
>they got out at the last second and also threw a bomb - apparently they'd seen it after all

And then

>manning that same cannon later that same wave
>fire off one shot before a maws jumps up and kills me
>>
Maybe you guys should start blaming yourselves for being shit instead of blaming randoms.
>>
>>187561082
>>187561547
sorry those who added me room is full

>>187561182
>>187561202
no bully
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>>187561859
thanks

And now the question is, for rollers do I want:

Ink saver main, ink recovery up, comeback and swim speed up

or

ink saver main, ink recovery up, ninja squid and some swim speed to offset the speed loss?
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>>187562225
>roller
you want to reroll your main weapon
>>
>>187562174
that would require /ink/ to have the same level of self awareness to admit to being furfags for jacking it to squids, glad to see there is another sane person in this general
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>>187561236
People would complain even if all 4 players used the singleplayer rainmaker or any upgraded singleplayer weapon.
>>
Does Sploosh oMatic need Object Shredder or Ink Resistance? it already inks like crazy and hits like a truck right?
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>>187562375
I think 4 Rainmakers would actually be somewhat difficult.
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>>187562301
I'm going to use the dynamo in your ranked matches and you cant stop me.
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>>187562531
>1HKO weapon with the range of a E-liter that also kills mobs and ink everything in their path is hard
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>>187562598
*teleports behind you*
*puts you on the black list*
pshhh, its personal
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Are there any weapons that look like a tennis racket, or kinda sporty?
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>>187562761
*switches accounts*
heh.... you fool
*splats u*
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>>187549635
This is disgusting.
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>>187562347
>being furfags for jacking it to squids
I thought I told you to fuck off already.
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>>187562347
>implying everyone jerks it to squids
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Fixed the framerate I think.
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Squids look really uncomfortable without tanuki eyeliner.
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>>187560036
Saved
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Inklings are for protecting.

[/spoiler]Octolings are for the trash can.
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>>187562347
>>
>>187549740
inklings were always furry
>>187562879
I bow to no human
>>187563138
>everything I don't agree with is bait
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Someone in a previous thread was asking for a tentacruel inkling. I found this in my splatoon folder but it's old, I don't think it's quite the same thing.
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>>187563204
just because furries liked it enough to appropriate it, doesn't make it furry
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>>187562750
I mean, if you get swarmed before you can charge up
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>When your weaponfu is in a Salmon Run rotation and you get it
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>>187563134
CTRL + S
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>>187563326
what's it like having bad taste?
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>>187563134
Don't be mean now.
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>>187563314
you can't appropriate something that was furry from day zero. if anything, the pedofucks are the ones appropriating inklings
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>>187563285
Wouldn't they be jellies
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>>187562750
Rainmaker is just a big charged blaster. I forsee issues with the charge time and delay of the actual explosion.
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>>187563365
[spoilers]I WANNA DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY[/spoilers]
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>>187563584
no fur, not furry
no scales, not scaly
it's a monster girl at best, which is xeno and not furry
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>>187563134
Octolings are for marrying.
Inklings are for one night stands.
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>>187563662
>[spoilers]
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>>187562821
Inkbrush maybe?
>>
>get knocked into the water
>pop inkjet midfall
>dip into the water and just jump immediately back to the ground without dying
Nice tech.
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>>187563752
Shhhhh shhhh, logic is not a thing that exists in the world. You should know this by now.
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>>187563320
>>187563651
Well there is only one way to find out.
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>>187563846

Got that backwards
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>>187563872
You don't die when it shoots you back to the icon?
>>
Which one of you faggots had the stingray and DIDN'T use it when we got swarmed by flyfish?
>>
>>187563872
>>dip into the water
How come you didn't explode instantly? I thought Inklings dissolve in water.
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>>187564105
It was me
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>>187564035
No, I just did the flying jump out of the water and back to the place I was standing before.
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>>187563752
xeno is the same thing as furry, and so are monster girls
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>>187564105
Me
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>>187564261
Well if the criteria for something to be furry is "it exists" then fuck it, I guess we're all furries.
>>
>>187564105
all me
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>>187564105
I just wanted it to be more challenging.
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>>187564105
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>>187564028
Nah, you dont know what youre talking about.
Octolings would make the perfect wife

Inklings would cheat on you in a heartbeat.
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>>187564393
Why do you respond?
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>>187549932
Cute woomies!
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>>187564501
Stop posting pictures of me.
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>>187564393
you still don't fully understand, humans don't have tentacle hair or beaks
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>>187560862
>Box
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>>187564105
Me on the left
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>>187564393
We have hair.

Animals have hair.

Animals are furry.

Therefore, we are furry.
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>>187564735
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>>187563326
>when your weaponfu is in rotation and everyone hates it
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>>187562965
This is great.
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>>187562060
Teammates are surprisingly aware at times.
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>>187564553

If Marina is anything to go by Octolings are moral degenerates of the highest degree.
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>>187564105
if theres more than one flyflish you'll probably die to rockets before you can even kill one
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>>187564859
It was for an anon that made a reply to this pic
>>
Seriously, use the stingray if there are mutilple flyfish.
>>
>>187564574
you slut i love you
>>
>>187565302
To add to this

I don't give a shit if it's wave one.

Use your specials.
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basic question.
What is your favorite weapon in the game and why?
pic unrelated
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>>187565427
Sploosh
Good kit, great damage, ridiculously fast movement
I am lightning, the rain transformed
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who do i have to add to get in on some games
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>>187564574
Sluts
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>>187565427
Tri-slosher
I only use the best.
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>>187565410
Well then cover me for a second because stingray kind of can't be used when swarmed
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>>187565427
Carbon.
I like it's kit, and it's good for ambushing.
Also Sploosh.
Basically a better Aerospray.
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>>187565427
Enperry
The gun itself is decent at killing/inking
Curling Bomb and Rolling give high mobility
Inkjet is strong
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>>187565406
>>
How do I make my woomy cute by /ink/ standards?
>>
>>187563478

I have great taste motherfucker, nothing takes down a Griller faster than this shit. Nothing.
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>>187565427
Dualies because once every 20 games I can occasionally get a cool looking dodge roll moment.

Also burst bombs
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>>187565703
Doesn't matter.

Stop it all costs, sacrifice yourself if you have to.
>>
>>187565563
Salmon run? I can host if you want, but we need two more pals, unless you want with randoms I don't, but there is no problem if you have no worries

7504 1257 3806.
>>
>>187565427
I've been liking the Sloshing Machine recently. Kill anyone standing on a ledge or flush them out with an autobomb, then ignore my special meter having a rave.
>>
Just rerolled my hat and it has the exact same three things that it had before. Thanks Murch.
>>
>>187564261

Are you retarded or just new?
>>
>>187566045
yeah salmon run, added
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>>187561082
remade the room,its up.

>>187564675
tsukumo gou is great
>>
>>187566057
>tfw love Sloshing Machine but never use Stingray because it would require me to stop Sloshing for 10 seconds
>>
>lose in salmon run
>host leaves
What a sore loser.
>>
>>187565427
Easily the Enperry Dualies, great kit, amazing firing rate, perfect accuracy, all paired up with that insane mobility! The only way this could ever change is if the Dark Tetras turn out to be what I hoped for.
>>
Any Salmon Run rooms open? I'm sick of pairing with randoms, they don't have their boss priorities straight.
>>187566045
Can I get in on that?
>>
>>187566093
neither, I just don't have double standards
>>
>>187565427
Honestly I love Eliter, but I'm shit at aiming
>>
>>187566256
Yeah why not
>>
7504 1257 3806
3/4
>>
>>187565427
Firefin/Hero Charger, and SS Pro Forge.
>>
Why do pubs not know how to kill Grillers?
>>
>>187566653
Small fry really fuck things up.
>>
>>187565427

Splatling

Pure unfiltered DPS
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thanks MR.grizz
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>>187566653
shit is hard to hit when its spinning and theres 10 smallfries on your dick and you have an H3.
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>>187565003
Lies, Marina is an angel.
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>>187565427
I love the Tentatek. Meme on me all you want, but it's stupidly fun to use. It's the perfect combination of fire rate, damage, and range. The Splat Bombs are good for keeping enemies from retreating and the Inkjet rips entire teams apart.
>>
>>187565003
Marina is an outlier, sex appeal sells.
>>
How does this make you feel?
http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-2-has-built-in-voice-chat-when-playing-via-lan/
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>>187567115
I'll trade you for those ink/sub saver tickets
>>
If I have a full Grizz helmet, get a new helmet and keep the new helmet, do I get the chunks that were on the old helmet?
>>
>>187566530
>>187566256
>>187566173
Had to reopen the lobby
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>>187567427
unfortunately no
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>>187567371
Should be fun when I get to test it a little later. Hopefully LAN makes local play bearable, because local wireless is trash.
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When is the Forge Pro coming out?
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>>187567596
Next week.
>>
>>187567596
this weekend
>>
>>187567561
>because local wireless is trash.
Are you using the dock? Apparently that has problems.
>>
>>187567596
Friday, 10 PM EST
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>>187567596
friday
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>>187567596
In two weeks.
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I honestly do better in freelance than I do with any of you guys.

You all need to fucking git gud.
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>its a teammate randomly decides to leave the cannon to help us grab eggs instead of suppressing the cohocks animated series
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>>187567596
This friday
I just want the Goo Gloogas already
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>>187566034
I'm sure dying before I can land the kill matters.
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>>187567756
Shut up shitter we know who you are
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>>187567667
Nope, only handheld with both Switches like two feet away from each other. The netcode is awful and disconnects are incredibly frequent, and I never disconnect with regular online.
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>>187567801
Only if you're a shit shot.
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7504 1257 3806
3/4 still waiting
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>>187567756
I always Freelance and end each night with 100+/1200p, it's really relaxing
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>>187567931
>Salmon Run
>Relaxing
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>>187567805
The only shitters here are you. I always drop to Overachiever whenever I join your stinking lobbies after maintaining Profreshional 200+.

I'm not going to carry your diaper asses. You all need to pull your own weight.
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This weapon loadout fucking blows. 600p is all I need, I can't play more
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>>187560230
Throw bombs at them!
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>>187568040

Honestly it really is. Get some bros, setup voice chat and have a blast. Randoms aren't that bad either really. Atleast for getting your super bonuses.
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>>187568293
I try to relax as much as I can, Splatoon just makes me angry and I don't know why.
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>>187567756
>tfw from asia and I freelance with pro japs and finish every SR session in about an hour
I've also never seen any furry or trans posts in my square
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>>187560230
Use this.
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>>187568380

Play with your friends. That works for me to keep the salt under control.
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>>187568415
a used condom?
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>>187567875
I mean, the laser has to be focused on the cockpit for at least a second or two.
If there was a smallfry nearby someone missed; dead before kill.
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>>187568396
>chink
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>>187568040
Yeah I find it relaxing, it's hard to lose
Today we even have three good weapons and one decent one, no Dynamo etc
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>>187567371
>voicechat built in
>LAN
the fuck
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>>187568601
nope
but my country still sucks
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>>187562225
>>187562489
Posting this one again from an earlier thread. Good advice on what main ability to use.
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>>187568716
It's to facilitate eSports.
Those guys are always wearing headsets.
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>>187568380
I feel ya. Usually I'll be trying to grind out abilities and get pissed at my team for not pushing or something. Best way to relax is to take a shit weapon you don't use into turf war and fuck about. Like bullying some shitters with splatbombs.
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>>187568396
>finish every SR session in about an hour
I finished today's SR run in 50 minutes with /ink/ losers
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Sorry guys I'll be back most likely
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Can Quick Respawns cancel out Respawn punisher's self-effect?
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>>187568748
... And here's the tier list, though YMMV.
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>>187568380
It's because you focus too much on the meta. I was like that too, and then I realized that it's more fun to not give as much of a shit. Win or lose, just enjoy the game.
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>>187568961
acshually yes but quick respawn is bad because you have to die twice in a row with no kills
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>>187568415
One of slut woomy's used condoms?
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>>187568973
is object shredder really that good?
i sometimes go a few games without shooting any objects
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>>187568396
what ,im in asia and i see furry and trans pics all the time
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>>187568884
>with /ink/ losers
Liar.
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>>187568973
>Ninja Squid that low
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>>187568945
Do we wait for you? Anyway 3/4 if anyone else wants to join too.

7504 1257 3806
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>>187568961
Hmm. Respawn Punisher just adds half a second. I'm not sure if you can counteract that, especially since they nerfed Quick Respawn.
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A fairly straightforward stage with just the upper sponge route as a notable gimmick path.
Unfortunately that means everything is funneled all into one area that is easy for the enemy to defend.
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>>187569243
okay discord losers
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>>187569309
>easy for the enemy to defend
>my team just funnels to their death when we're on defense
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>>187568973
>Tenacity in Fresh tier
>Opening Gambit is in good, but Last-Ditch Effort is in meh
>Special power up in meh tier
>Ninja squid in meh tier
>Respawn Punisher in shit
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>>187568884

Those two have wild BDSM sex after hours don't they?
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>>187568973
Is Tenacity that important? Seems kinda hit and miss
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>>187569190
It works vs Ink Armor, so it can be very useful. The Splatbrella also counts.
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>>187569190
>is object shredder really that good?
It's up that high because Object Shredder is top-tier for Rainmaker
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And unless I'm missing something there's basically only one approach to go with here.
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>>187569402
Mr.Grizz calls them to his office after working hours all the time.
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>>187569536
to eat eggs?
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>>187568973
why is respawn punisher bad?
doesnt it do wonders for long range weapons?
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>>187569397
Yeah it's kinda shit.

I feel like it should specify this is a general use list for if you don't know what to specialize in.
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>>187568203
Spot the shitter.

>>187568193
Give us your name then pro boy.
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>>187569545
In a sense
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>>187569526
There is, your only real option is to dick around and take slightly longer routes higher up but it's fairly straightforward.
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>>187569526
I wish they update this map so you can get from the right side in RM
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>>187569240
yeah, never saw a single trans post, but I think there were 2 furry posts actually
I just get a lot of japanese posts which I'm totally fine with
did I get a japanese copy or something?
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>>187569614
Respawn Punisher is only shit if you're bad and die alot.
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>>187569558
Its best to ignore shitty tier lists people post. It is either one anon posting what he likes for his play style or sone anon reposting sone other autists list who thinks he is the best
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>>187565427
Mini splatling. It has the daka of the heavy but the quick charge and increase mobility makes it more aggressive, plus the kit makes it even more aggressive
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>>187569397
>>187569436
Tenacity is good for snipers, and helps if you have a great special and a shit team. Probably not useful once you get out of A rank.

>>187569459
I forgot that one - it works vs the Rainmaker shield.

>>187569558
The penalty isn't that great - an extra half second, and a little more special charge. It can be good if you have a great K/D ratio.
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>>187569807
I meant the list was bad, but yeah you're not wrong.

I feel like it's really good on chargers or splatlings that can splat from a safe distance.
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>>187569889
>only half a second
thats pretty garbo not gonna lie
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>>187569807

Respawn punisher is shit because if you're getting more kills than you're dying than you're already winning probably, but if you're in a match where you've got a bad k/d it makes it much harder to come back from.
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>>187568748
I just realized I missed talking about Thermal Ink there. Oh well, it's mainly useful for Jet Squelcher and to a lesser extent Heavy Splatling and Chargers, since it's distance sensitive and everything else is gonna either kill the enemy on contact or die in the process.
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god I can't fucking wait for the forge splattershot pro
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>>187570109

>Thermal ink on chargers

No
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>>187569628
>Give us your name then pro boy.
it's xXx69KaOzSnIpEr69xXx
fr code: 6969-6969-6969

1v1 me anytime, bruh
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>>187570087
It's a glass cannon kind of strategy.

Win harder, or lose harder.
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>>187565427
The Brella
It's so interesting to use as a main weapon. Learning when to shield, learning how to use its odd shot type the best. I'm probably better with something else, but the brella is what I work to be best at
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>>187570314
I've heard people use it with partial charges, but I wouldn't recommend that honestly.
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There are all kinds of walls and rails to climb up on so you can really adjust your approach to suit the flow of battle.
Keep in mind that while the inkrails may be tempting and quick, they are also very predictable and easy to be killed out of.
Your rainmaker progress isn't recorded until you touch the ground so also slow down a bit at the tops of walls so you that immediately step on the ground above instead of hopping into the air and being killed, sending the rainmaker back down to the bottom.
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thanks for playing with me ,i need to study now
>>187569728
hell if i know do you live even closer to japan than me ,im from singapore
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>>187570525
God damn I'd love some comfy weather or day/night cycles in Splatoon, really make the city come alive
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>When you screw up so badly, the entire room collapsed.
That's just about as impressive as saving the team from a crew wipe.
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the connection is unstable meme needs to die.
fix your shit Nintendo, ffs.
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>>187570906
>ffs
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That path to the left is rather quick and efficient.
You would do well to keep it in mind as it is not readily apparent that you can go up there just from looking at the map.
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>>187569446
Still doesn't help aerospray. Whcih is why it needs a buff
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That was awful
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>>187570906
>ffs
tranny get out
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>>187571195
What was awful?
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>>187571265
You were awful
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There are some fun little routes you can take depending on what state the bridges are in at the time here.
Keep in mind when jumping the sponge that the enemy can shut you down and they don't even have to hit you, if they shrink the sponge and you can't make the jump you'll probably be doomed.
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>>187571294
What did I do?
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>>187571308

>watching allies miss the block jump to the left

ffs recon it, hold the button down
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I wonder what slut woomy's favorite way to lewd is
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>>187571294
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>>187569976
Someone with more time on their hands should make a new one... The one I posted could use a reality check.
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Chock Rush on Lost Outpost is great strictly because Flyfish will do this to you.
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>>187569397
Respawn punisher is overrated win-more crap.
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I honest to god can not understand how some people made it to S
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reminder that marina is constantly holding back a fart and if she lets it slip while on the air, all of inkopolis will hear it
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There's essentially two routes here that you modify based on how deep into your territory the rainmaker is at the time.
The left route is riskier, but a little faster. The inkrail juts out way into the middle of the arena where you'll be a sitting duck if anyone happens to be there, so unless you just wiped the enemy team in front of it, it might not be worth the risk; the rainmaker will go right back to the base of the rail if you get killed in it.
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what kind of autism award will i get if i collect everything in single player
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>>187571585
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>>187571786
my respect
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>>187571786
some tickets and you can use replicas in place of the original iterations of each weapon.
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I don't actually have much experience here!
Jumping across the gap seems surprisingly straight forward though.
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Why does no one use .96 in this game? Pretty decent stats and good kit
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>>187571406
Don't say you're Eliter when you're packing a Bamboozler
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>>187571929
Too random, also, the Tri-Shitter exists.
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>>187571446
Probably mating press in the butt
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>>187571929
Wait until splash wall
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Sorry pals, have to go, good games
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Jesus Christ that last round. I'm out guys, filled my quota and need to head off. Good playing with you all. Glad to see you're all competent.
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>>187571308
You can also make a kinda ballsy play and jump across to these silver pipes from the sponge. Even if you're not holding the Rainmaker, it's just a handy shortcut.
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>>187572016
thats true, was the spread always this bad in splat 1 or was it nerfed?
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>>187572337
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>play salmon run with someone from /ink/
>he dies 4-8 times per round
>collects less golden eggs than me
>does less damage to salmonids than me
>rarely saves anyone were as I saved him all the time
>still barely manage to make quota thanks to the other 2 randoms that keep changing in and out
>thank the guy after playing for about an hour saying "We did pretty good, despite the randoms we had" to not put the guy down for playing terrible
>he replies with "You were fucking shit dude" and deletes me

This was the first person I ever added from /ink/ and the reason why I'm worried to play with any of you ever again
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>>187572370
>>187572337
Had fun
I choked that last round, i thought i could live with the brush
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>Poison Mist: A bottle that sprays the fluid of a certain creature in mist form

what did they mean by that???
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I guess I haven't gotten around to taking rainmaker maps of the fitness or the reef.
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>>187570634
Philippines
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>>187572451
I only added one person so far because I thought they were cute
Usually I pub since I know most of you are so bad you lose rank when Freelancing
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>>187572451
>implying this actually happened
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>>187572451
Haha... you fell for our greatest meme yet...!!
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>>187572451
There are a lot of people in /ink/, some of them are bound to be shit
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>>187572451
I'm assuming you were using discord, in which case that's to be expected.
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>>187572532
Regular octobrush maybe, but definitely not the peewee downgrade version. I honestly don't know what they expect us to do with a brush like that, with the amount of damage it does.
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>>187572451
You were fucking shit dude
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>>187571786
Some food/drink tickets. If you complete all stages and bosses with a certain weapon, you can get the hero variant of it. Most of them aren't too worth it because they're reskins. If you do really like the hero versions of the weapons, and if you're good with them, go ahead.
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>>187572649
>there are fucking pinoys posting in my /ink/
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>>187572451
t. P.Wiki
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>>187572850
Put your focus more on delivering eggs so the others can focus more on combat.
Brushes can maintain their brushing speed even over uninkable surfaces, so the brush is ideal to travel to and from the many grated areas that are in the lost outpost.
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>teammates have gal, sloshing machine, and roller
>enemy team has 2 nzaps a tri, and and octo
they purposely want people to lose
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I'm surprised that any of you even have any time to judge how other people are doing in Salmon Run in amongst all the fuckfestness that's happening. How the fuck do you manage?
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>>187573339
They don't. They're just making excuses.
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why are these fucking maps designed to make comebacks impossible?
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>>187573578
Why are you still playing Splatoon 1?
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Reminder that a Flyfish can only target two members at a time with 8 rockets if both buckets are up. If you can take out even one bucket it will severely cripple it's effectiveness and you should be trying to do this if you aren't being targeted when it opens to attacks.
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>>187573716
Thank you Bill.
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>>187572568
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>>187573716
Also another reminder, wear your best gear when playing with people here so they don't have to waste money, chunks, and tickets. Please /ink/ I can't deal with the RNG anymore.
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>>187573716
Adding to your note.

If you're being targeted, don't swim towards your teams mates. /ink/ doesn't have enough digits for me to count the amount of times I've been killed because someone lured missiles towards me when I wasn't aware of them
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>>187572827
As if, ink is full of shitters as well
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>>187573921
>too lazy to get triples on gear or scrub/reroll so I spread out abilities across my three items to save on chunks.
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>>187574079

I do the same
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So are the Grillers supposed to be oversized grillers or are they actually regular, human-sized grillers and the inklings and everyone is just small?
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>>187574395
maybe the grillers make the grills themselves, like how clams make their own shells
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>>187574395
Not sure, but based on the giant utensils and food littered around the outskirts of each salmon run level then the Grillers are actually smaller than you'd think.
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>>187574395
Since we're seeing the inklings in environments like lost outpost that are obviously human relics, we know that they're human-size and grillers are gigantic.
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>grillers inside the murder house
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>>187574696
Climb the wall.
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>>187574684
How do we know Lost Outpost is a human location? There's squid art all over it, it could've been a really old Inkling outpost that was abandoned once the long-range defense cannons were constructed.
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>>187573069
I'm sorry but I've been here since the world premiere
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>>187574684
>we know that they're human-size and grillers are gigantic
But in Lost Outpost there are spatulas in the distance that are bigger than the ship you arrive on. On Marooner's Bay there's a spoon and fork, as well as a fishing lure, two-three times the size of an inkling
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>>187573092
Har har
Starting up a salmon run room in a minute, add me or join if you've already got me added. Just gonna make some coffee real quick first.
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>>187574794
I guess you are right.
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>>187573716
Yeah, like I'd take advice from a guy that literally considers gender a spectrum.
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>>187574696

Swim in and out of the window on the left, griller has to go all the way around and expose it's back to the basket either way
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why is handheld the best way to play
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>can't find any weapon that really fits
>looking through the list
>remember that I had the jr. sitting there the whole time
why the fuck did I ever switch off this weapon? it's godly
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>>187575110

It's not
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>>187575149
wrong answer
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>>187574079
That's fine. Tripling stuff is just obnoxious.
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>>187575110
>begrudgingly try to adapt loose joycon controls when playing splatoon on work break
>slowly end up playing better with that than I do on pro controller
>keep playing pro controller anyway because that shit was $75
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>>187575110
>>187575149
Single Joycon is the best way to play.
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Add another one to the black list.
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>>187575126
Because of the "starter weapon" meme
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>>187575313
For what, exactly?
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>>187575269
>mfw I got the pro controller, game, the switch, and more all for free plus more
Thank god for scalping.
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>>187574932
Still got room for two more, come on boys no slacking
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>>187575313
I'm still in disbelief they haven't fucking nerfed this thing yet.
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>>187575313
>S+higher than 10
>4214p
>random gear
>clearly not a shitter

seeing as how he probably raped your ass in turd mode, must suck that you never want to git gud
>>
Y'all alright with just us and a rando or do ya wanna wait for one more?
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>>187575313
So where can I find this black list?
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>>187575453
for kicking his ass in TW, he wants to curbstomp c- shitters instead of getting better at the game like a normal person
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>>187575795
Is someone not allowed to play different modes sometimes despite having a high rank?
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>virgin splat rollers vs the Chad dynamo
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So are inklings actually really small and just perceived as being similar height to humans because of the size of the objects around them? Why are there really large items in their world that look as though inklings are actually just as small as some of them are in the real world? These are just items in Salmon Run, that I could take from three pre-release images. There are more items in those stages that add to this and many in the single player modes too, both areas that inklings don't live in.

Could be that everything you see, from the cars to the size of buildings is just what they have created from reference to fit their small size. The Zap fish is clearly an electric eel, which normally grow to about 2 meters, but the one in inkopolis looks about 20 metres long
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>>187575970
>baby mode
>chad
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>>187575970
>flightfag going for kills with a dynamo
>painting barely more than their entire team
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>>187575484
>tfw https://my.mixtape.moe/qxftbn.mp4 fucking happened

I quit at 700p. I'm a fucking shitter. I hate being the splatling because I actually have to be GUD and I'm SHIT. I'm shit at everything that isn't the nzap. FUCK
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>>187575970
>turf war
>going for kills
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>>187575795
>t. Butthurt S-ranker
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>Practiving aim by using charger in TW

>Forget to change weapons before I go into ranked

I am so, so sorry team.

At least a guy d/ced so no one lost anything.
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>>187575795

Or he just wants to practice or wind down you buttmad faggot
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>>187576370
>>187576501
>t. samefag
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Everybody post your ranks so that we can stop accusing each other of being the wrong ranks.
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so i'm doing the right thing by never touching the tri slosher right
it's just a crutch that will leave me worse off when it gets nerfed
...right?
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>>187576747
>missing out on easy ranks with the crutchbucket
hahaha faggot
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>>187576585
No I'm both of these faggots
>>187576393
>>187576501


And you're a megafaggot
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>>187576747
its whatever, use a crutch if you need it, why should you care so long as you do well
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>>187575970
o_o
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>>187576747
I use the Crutch Zap instead
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>>187576747
>refusing to use good weapons to satisfy anonymous imageboard posters
Keep 'em cucked, /ink/!
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>>187576003
it's hard to tell with the grillers, cause the frying pans the chum and cohocks have are said to be taken from human culture. do the cohocks have larger frying pans?
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>>187576747
real nibbas don't use crutches
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>>187576652
>nobody wants to post their ranks
Holy shit /ink/'s a bunch of pussies, and you guys love shitting on other people for their ranks
>inb4 some faggot calls me an S+0 shitter
Post your rank then, bitch :^)
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>>187577126
I'm at work but I'm S+ 0/1 in the three game modes

I still think I'm mediocre
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>>187576652
here's a REAL goo tuber main
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>>187577126
S+0 shitter
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lost outpost is perfection
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I'm on lunch break. post your woomy and I'll draw 1 after I'm done with my lunch
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>>187577324
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>>187577324
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>>187577324
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>>187577324
Special saver!
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>>187577381
That's not a woomy

Good taste though
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>>187577324
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>>187577324
>>187551246
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>>187577324
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>>187577439
So, does that save all your special meter or what?
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>>187550386
>african gorrilla warfare solider prepairing for ambush on enemy camp/10
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How do I make the best of stingray in splat zones?

Please help
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>>187577324
r/ birdwoomy
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>>187577324
If spaghettis are fine here's mine>>187550161
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>>187577126
shameless shitter here
only got this game a couple weeks ago so I'm still happy with where I'm at
just reached go-getter in SR
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>>187577324
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>>187577672
Get behind a wall and shoot enemies hiding behind their own walls. Flush them out and make them retreat.
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>>187577672
bully other long range users
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>>187577716
whoops forgot pic
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>wiped out two flyfish and a stinger using one inkjet
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Lil Judd is so cute
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>>187577324
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It feels so satisfying to land direct hits with the sloshing machine, my new weaponfu right here
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>>187578000
Judd Dredd
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>>187576652
I jist got B+ in rainmaker, bringing me to B+ accross the board
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>Clutch 3rd round high tide stingray killing two fly fish on opposite sides of the map and kilingl the 2nd one right before a steel eel finishes coiling around and killing you.
Saved the match with that one.
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Is this real
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>>187578456
based off a simulation
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>connection is unstable
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>>187577324
>>187553083
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>>187577716
>>187577829
Do you shit on people for their ranks?
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>>187577324
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>>187578456
im color blind, could some explain for me?
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>>187578567

Explain further?
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>>187578456
You're forgetting that S ranks make up 90+% of the actual ranks.
There's 50 or so S ranks as opposed to like, 10 of the other letters
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>>187578456
>SPlatoon1
What about S+?
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>>187578668

Yeah but those are all in the same pool of players and you lose all of them if you lose one
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Using the Tri-Slosher is its own punishment. It's the lamest-looking weapon in the game. Even other buckets manage to look fresher where the Tri is just a normal-ass bucket.
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>>187577895
Is it just me or do you have to be super accurate with the inkjet against flyfish? I hit the inside of their buckets all the time but only manage to take one down 20% of the time. I've shot once, nothing happened, shot again in the exact same spot and the bucket went down. I swear the hit box for them is useless against the inkjet, I can kill everything else completely fine with it just not flyfish
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>>187575970
What a terrible score.
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>>187578456
>/ink/ still claims that S and S+ are easy as fuck to get in Splatoon 2
>mfw
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>>187578741

the light blue at the end
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>>187578648
You look like a fucking retard.
You don't wear leather jackets with shorts dickhead.
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>>187578970
But the light blue is B, anon. Are you colorblind?
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>>187578889
83% of the entire S2 player base is S+
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>>187578795
Since you need to shoot into the buckets, I'm pretty sure you actually need an elevated position because in most cases you're probably hitting the front lip of the container. In any case, yes it is very annoying to hit flyfish with the inkjet or cannons.
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>First S+ match

>Team gets destroyed

Oh shit guys I'm sorry I knew this would happen I--

>Had the most kills and least deaths on my team

What the fuck
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>Grizz supports Team Flight
Gay
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im not hating on the weapons, but 90% of the users of them are trash
>cant hack it in higher ranks
>have to avoid enemy conflict as much as possible
>use squelchers to paint from a distance so you dont have to confront people that are better than you
>because you avoid conflict you leave your teammates hanging because you have a low kill count, which most were probably luck kills from spamming tentamissles
>think youre supporting the team with painting even though the weapon paints at a mediocre rate
everytime i have a squelcher on my team they contribute the least
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>>187578456
The fuck is this order and color choices? Confusing as shit
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>>187578456
What a shitty chart
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>>187578889
Because people that post on 4chan are SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD.

And not liars at all!
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>>187579431
is mister grizz a furfag?
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>>187579225
If that's true, then why does /ink/ refuse to post their ranks?
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>>187579509
I'll just tell you it's B-, I only play league
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>>187579443
Jet squelcher can be useful for its range, though at that point you should be using a charger instead. Dual squelch is actually just bad, since it's like a Tentatek/Nzap but with missiles instead (why would you want this?).
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>>187579509
because Ink is shit at vidya
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>>187576747
The right thing is to just ignore whatever /ink/ says and not let them tell you how to have fun.
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>>187579509
I don't need to prove anything to a general filled with shitters
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>>187579160

At the end retard
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>"Yer pretty *hic* woomy, anon..."
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>>187579509

It's not true it's a simulation that guy ran
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>>187579651
>puts splatershot against her temple and pulls the trigger
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>>187576003
We don't really know if that's human relics or more modern equipment. The only direct refrences is this, where they're as tall as the 5"1' Mario (and then new donk city happens), the Squid Sisters concert where they're roughly human sized, and some japanese ads where they're significantly shorter than humans. The scrolls in the first game give either 5 feet or less than 2 depending on if you interpret "can leap up to 5 feet" as vertical or lateral. There's also the march of evolution which shows them as roughly 5 times the size of the original squid they evolved from, which is a japanese flyubg squid usually around 1 foot, but that assumes the drawing is to scale. In short, It's inconsistant and inconclusive, and will remain so until Nogami sees fit to give a definitive answer.
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>just licked my cartridge
>it tasted like squid ink
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is it legal to rape marina
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>>187579651
This is myself new favorite woomy
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>>187579913
>did this
>tastes like Marie's bitter butthole
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>>187579509
I play for fun not for rank because I'm shit.
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>decide to try out the washing machine in ranked instead of using the tri-slosher
>somehow manage to easily break into S+0 with it

Did they buff the washing machine, or is everyone online just shit right now?
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>>187579651
NEED
TO
BREED
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>>187578456
I can't tell. Is this saying most people are B rank or A- or C-?
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>>187580076
>he couldn't break into S+ with the crutch slosher
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>Octolings are diligent and hardworking, but not all that talented at combat
>Inklings are hedonistic, narcissistic, impulsive assholes, but excellent at combat
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>>187579915
just a little
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I can't wait until Splattershot Pro Forge comes out. Then I won't have to use point sensor.
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>>187580019
Addicting isn't it?
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Rank is meaningless
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>>187580128
I am not the best at splat zones. Rainmaker is more my speed.
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>>187580128
Min Min is best Arms-fu
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>>187580135
How hype would it be if Octo Canyon updated with Ranked battle modes vs Octoling bots?
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>>187580128
Min-Min is for Bin-Bin.
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>>187580128
Despite what /ink/ says, the tri-slosher is not an all-powerful weapon with no weakness. After all, Nintendo didn't bother to change it.
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>>187580297

Mechanica is better
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>>187580231
How does one suck at miniature turf war
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>>187580302
Ranked speed leaderboards per level and overall would be cool
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>connection error
I'm sorry guys hope you still made it, ggs. I'm done for now I'll be back on for some chunk grinding tomorrow
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>>187580339
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>>187578456

Okay I've been misreading this

Most people are B, then S, then A+?
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>>187580412
If it's worth anything we managed to clear the last round with 3 people.
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>>187578643
>>>187577716 (You)
>>>187577829 (You)
Absolutely not, why would I?
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Ranks are a meme
Gear and abilities are a meme
All weapons are crutches
Everyone on /ink/ is shit, especially the ones who insist they're not shit
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SR teams are fucking garbage tonight.

Some of you fuckers need to learn to stand opposite to whomever is being targeted by the Grille, and to drop a fucking bomb if Small Fry are on you instead of running in circles.
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>>187578667
I saw something like this last week but IIRC it was a simulation of some sort that assumed a data set of 1000 players all players had a 50% win ratio.

It ties into something I said a few weeks ago before I even saw all of this in that ranked is a joke in this game because you only need a mid 30 to 40% win rate to get to the OK line and maintain rank and only a 60 or so% to rank up. The more they play in a rank, the easier it'll become to rank up on a 50% win rate because you will more often than not always make it to or past the OK bar which gives you a gradual larger and larger buffer zone when the bar breaks before ranking up in which the win percentage required to rank up on the next tries for most players will gradually drop from the 60s to around the 40s.
In Splatoon 1's case, the ranked system makes it easier to rank up the lower your actual rank is. in Cs, you get 20 points for a win and only lose 10 for a loss. As you climb the ranks, it goes from 20 from a win to 15 and 12 and then it finally balances out wins and losses being completely equal in the A and early S ranks.

TLDR, its mathematically favorable for most people to rank up and hard to rank down all throughout Splat 2's ranks while it was only favorable for C and B rank players to rank up.
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>>187580390
NO!!
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>>187580302
I would just cheese them all day with the autombomb like I do in the campaign.
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>>187580589

Then why is B the biggest rank?
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>>187581042
Stop confusing B with S+
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It's going to be one of THOSE matches.

The inkwall of the steel eel actually acts as a shield for itself and other steel ell so only the final steel eel in the congo line from hell can be attacked reliably
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>>187581042
Its ordered by lowest rank to the left with highest rank to the right side
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>>187581042
If it makes you feel any better, I was confused too since S+ wasn't labeled on the right side.
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>>187580589
As someone who has intentionally attempted to derank. I can confirm this. The bar system makes it a fuckton harder to derank because you only need to win 2-3 matches to maintain rank and lose 8 matches to derank/reset the bar (Which isn't even a reset since you still keep a third of the fluid in the bar. Furhtermore the match making will put you on a team that will carry you a vast majority of the time sooner or later.
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The one good thing about low tide on Last Outpost is that the Flyfish have to move to the main landmass where the basket is located. I have no doubt this was intentional because if they were allowed to fire from their spawn locations, the match would be unwinnable on higher difficulties.
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>>187577439
so the random number generator gave me a 9
also I just wanted a quick little doodle but I took a bit longer. I need to work on that
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>>187578000
cute! will fresh on sight
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>>187581724
Looks good friend
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play salmon run with ke
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who gets nervous in ranked here
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>>187582764
I can carry games just fine, I just get worried about bad teammates
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>>187561751
I dub this African worrior , squidda zulu
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I don't fucking understand how to play any of the ranked modes why is there no tutorial for this shit?
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>>187549932
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>>187582764
I won't play ranked for over an hour or two at a time. A bit to much adrenaline makes me shaky and unfocused.
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>>187582998

What are you confused about?
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>>187579547
>Dual squelch is actually just bad, since it's like a Tentatek/Nzap but with missiles instead (why would you want this?).
I like them, don't bully them
They're fun. I just want dualies with a bit more range on them is all
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>>187583094
How to score in rainmaker.
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>>187583234
Press (-) to see the manual when you're in the lobby
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>>187583278
Thanks for the tip fuckhead.
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>>187582998
That's what C- is for.
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>>187572568
Poison Piss
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>>187583234

Move the RM closer to the goal
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>>187583373
Look, if you can't figure out whats goingon from a clear manual then that's your problem.
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>>187583170
It's okay if you like them. I think the real issue is that weapons are being chosen for specials first. So we have the Tentatek because it's just the best weapon with inkjet, and its competitors aren't that great. Even though tri-slosher is super common it does have some common alternatives in the Nzap and Jr. Out of all the dualies, the Enperry seems to be the most commonly used one because it's a battery for inkjet, not for combat ability like Tentatek.
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>>187583373

>Don't read manual

>Get confused when you don't know the rules

Are you American?
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>>187583493
Splat Bomb is also the best sub in general, TTK is the holy Trinity desu
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>>187579443
I know how you feel, I've had really terrible luck with players that use the squelchers. The jet squelcher is my main and although I don't get as many kills as the blaster, bucket or brush user on my team I help push back and distract their shorter ranged users while my team flanks them from behind/the sides. Most of the time I land my kills (I use thermal ink just in case and yes, I've killed many players by finishing them off with a shot by over shooting the wall they're hiding behind and splatted them) and in splat zones I'm a major pest that forces 2-3 players to deal with me.

It's not much to brag about but I outdo the majority of aerospray users in turf war by turf inked and rack up the 1st to 2nd most kills. It's a shame you've been put with terrible players. I'll admit I've seen a large number of jet squelcher users engaging shorter ranged weapon users at stupid ranges that get themselves killed. Jet squelcher is for support/defense, generally just being a nuisance to the other team and not all out offensive like most users think
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>>187583373
fucking C- brainlet
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>>187583234
>not knowing how to score in RM
why are you even in ranked?
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>>187582998
>>187583373
>why is there no tutorial for this shit
>literally a tutorial button
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>Doing really well for some reason
>Enemies are struggling to keep up with me
>Hell, it seems they're just struggling in general
>Stingray some guy in the enemy spawn
>He's a roller that's rolling to escape the stingray
>He's only rolling during the match and never flicking
>Realize he's a sub-level 5 and I should just leave him alone
>Match ends, that guy was level 3 and they had a disconnect
Should I feel bad?
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>>187582998
>>187583373
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>>187583649
>>187582998

This guy is the reason we have hours long tutorials in games and quest markers yelling GO HERE and shit.

It's this guy's fault.
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>>187583373
>FUCK THIS STUPID GAME THERE'S NO GUIDE
>If you press (-) in the lobby a guide will sho-
>FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

This post is why I abide by the unwritten global rule of no spoon feeding
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>>187583493
Generally a bad sub won't ruin a kit for me but if a gun has Stingray on it I don't even bother and go for an alternative.
Kit is important but the gun itself should be the defining factor. The 9% range buff to the Squelchers made them more usable imo, they feel a lot more accurate at range.
I'm hitting upwards of 75% of my shots at range now as opposed to like, 45% due to the fuckhuge spread. You don't have to absolutely rely on the roll to actually get a kill anymore, they feel really nice desu
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Legitimately don't understand how people are this bad at SR. We need more rankings apparently.
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>>187583905
>but the gun itself should be the defining factor.
>but if a gun has Stingray on it I don't even bother and go for an alternative.
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>>187576003
>>187579814
Based on Judd, they are size of a house cat
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>>187583931
>spent so much time typing out "profreshional" on /ink/ that typing out the real word was difficult and didn't look right

Damn, I legitimately thought it was "profeshional" for about 5 minutes and had to convince myself it was spelt "professional"
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>>187583905
Theoretically it should be that way, but it doesn't seem to be working out. If you look at the top teams in tournaments, their comp is consistently at least 3 inkjets / armors. The only commonly used weapon that doesn't have inkjet or armor is the rapid blaster. The meta is defined by your specials, and weapons that don't have these gamechanging specials are not used unless they are extreme specialists like the rapid blaster or chargers. Like I said, you see alternate weapons like the Enperry, Octobrush, and splash-o-matic, not necessarily because of their weapon, but because they all have inkjet. The same applies where there are several alternatives to the tri-slosher that see some use. The specials are incredibly important to team comp.
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>>187584192
It's the defining factor but I didn't say the only one did I senpai
Stingray is actually that shit that I would use the Mini over the Heavy because of it
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>When you're not all that good but you have to carry your team anyways and you barely manage it


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
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>>187584389
So what you're saying is

you can't use it, so you call it shit?
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>>187584389

Mini and heavy serve really different roles though

Heavy is the only thing like itself right now. Squelcher is closer to it in terms of role than Mini.

Having stingray really is a detriment though in any other mode but RM, and it's even meh in RM even if it's won me a game or two.
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A moment of your time /ink/?

Smallfries can jump really high. You can be at the wall's highest point and they can just jump up and get you.
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>>187584587

Not him but stingray is really shit
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>>187584875
I want to say that sting ray is potentially good but every weapon with it is doing really shitty, and it's hard to not notice the correlation. At this point I'd say that the weapons are good and the special is that bad.
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>game comes out
>played it furiously all the fucking time
>burnt out
>check hours
>281 hours in botw
>102 hours in mario kart
>67 hours splatoon 2
send help
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If there was a way to at least cancel stingray, then it wouldn't be that big of an issue. As it stands now, you're better off not using it. It comes with too many downsides and not enough upsides.
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>>187584770
Sting Ray is decent in TC since it pressures enemies off the tower
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>>187549932
THE foxy grandpa himself
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>>187584875
And why is it so shit, might I ask? Cause every time I use it I end up getting kills with it and put pressure on the opposing team and it's a blast to use.

>>187585036
A few of the weapons that have Sting Ray aren't conductive to it, like Clash or Dynamo, but it's fine on Chargers and Splatlings, and it takes no effort to step back a little to make it work with Sloshmo.

>>187585158
So watch your sides and run away if people get too close. Aim backwards and fire a bit, then run some more. You're not immobile while using it like Tentamissiles makes you.
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>>187585137
>281 hours in botw
How do people reach these hour times on BotW? I fully completed it, explored almost every inch the map had to offer, did all quests, all shrines, completed the pictures sidequest and all the others and I felt bad having put 110 hours into the game
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>looking through clothing options
>find one i like
>it's amiibo
eh.. hm.. well, i guess i'll get an amiibo at some point
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>>187585470
>Not immobile like the Tentamissiles
You move at the exact same pace as the the tentamissiles when you have the stingray active, what are you talking about?
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>>187585605
You can squid and dash away. You can't do that with Tentamissiles.
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>>187585036

Stingray isn't entirely useless but it lacks the strong utility of any other special, most of which have the ability to, at worst, force the enemy team off the point, or hold them back when you've outnumbered.

Coupled with this it makes you completely incapable of responding to threats for the duration of it's use, as anyone who gets close to you is pretty much guaranteed to kill you 1v1 or trade 1v2, and your position is obviously advertised for all to see. It even narrows your field of view a little to make it easier to flank you, which is kind of pointless since you couldn't possibly win the encounter anyways.

It's also very hard to use even with all this. I've considered putting some string over my TV to give me a reticule for it, honestly.

Stingray is unfortunately just poorly designed in the first place, because I don't see any way to make it as useful as the others without making it absurdly broken (i.e. free kills) even if you don't make the user complete flank bait when they use it.

I think for the duration of the game you're probably more likely to see people gravitate towards whatever variation of their weapon doesn't have stingray because it's just so garbage and using stingray will never be the defining moment of a game like many of the other specials.
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>>187585536
Or with the right tools, you could have ALL the Amiibos. But you wouldn't want that, would you? You wouldn't work with the octarians for counterfeit Amiibo on basic NFC tags, right?
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So do some people just never get used to motion controls? I've tried it for a week now because people say it makes you better, but I honestly play so bad with it on. Should I just go back to standard?
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>>187585470

Post rank
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>>187585676
Yes, I would.
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What's the worst unique (main-only) and normal abilities?
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>>187585525
1st game, vanilla
2nd game, NFC stickers
3rd game, master mode
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>>187562225
I don't think you need ink saver main on roller

I was thinking for rollers
sub-saver vs ink recovery and then bomb defense vs ink resistance
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>>187585646

Tentamissiles are over in a matter of seconds and even if you're splatted as long as you get them off you've accomplished something at least

With Stingray you're locked into garbage mode for an extended period of time and will have just fucking died if you get flanked.
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>>187585525
I don't usually like to use fast-travel, since it kinda ruins the point of an open-world game IMO. I probably could've have 50 or so hours if I fast traveled.
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>>187585676
hm good point, guess i'll look into that
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>>187585646
Regardless, the tentamissiles you could get rid of in a rush if you need to escape or fight back, with the stingray you can only pray that your teammates will come to the rescue, otherwise, by the time your enemy finds you, it'll be too late to escape. The startup on that thing is BS.
You move at a snails pace, deal less damage with it than you would with any other weapon, can't get rid of it once you activate it, all coupled with the fact that it's damn near impossible to aim?
It's not even good for refilling ink, unlike every other special.
Sure, you can get a few cheeky kills with it from time to time, but that doesn't change the fact that you'd be better off keeping it tucked away.
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>>187565427
the squiffer
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>>187579443

Except everything you listed is what a Jet Squelcher is supposed to do. It can't engage, it has bad TTK and shouldn't be near the front-lines. It's a 100% defensive/supportive weapon that's good at space control; it's supposed to hang in the back and antagonize opponents, either by blocking flanks or cutting off enemy options. I mean, it CAN rack up a high kill count on certain maps/positions, but it won't always get that opportunity.

I'm not sure what you expect it to do. Unless you expect it to be a type of weapon that can carry a game, which would be an extreme misconception. It's the type of weapon that is only as good as the rest of the team.
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>>187585650
>as anyone who gets close to you is pretty much guaranteed to kill you 1v1 or trade 1v2
So why aren't you trying to escape? People that get close tend to run in a straight line to take the easy kill, and this means running straight into the ray once you've pointed it backwards. If you're a turret you'll bite it, if you're aware of your surrounding as you should be you'll be fine.

>>187585928
Tentamissiles do jack shit if you're splatted while using it, as they'll never fire off the full volley and you'll be down a player in the process. And again, you're obvious bait, so don't get caught. Watch for where opponents are coming from, and you even get a handy silhouette guide to show where the enemies are.

>>187586063
By the time you're in trouble and have to fire off tentamissiles to fight back you're gonna be dead, because there's nothing you can do until those four missiles are shot.
>all coupled with the fact that it's damn near impossible to aim?
So you're using it wrong, and so you call it shit. If you're not hitting somebody, then stop firing and reaim with the thermal ink silhouettes. Aim ahead of them to catch them, and you'll outdamage their healing. It seems you want it to be Killer Wail, which required no skill to use whatsoever.
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>>187584270
Not even that's consistant.
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>>187586460

You're absolutely retarded, aren't you? Using a special just to book it and give up your position is not good. Tentamissiles do SOMETHING if you get them off, as opposed to the Stingray which does fuck all.

>People who get close tend to run in a sraight line

Fucking post rank
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>>187586850
>Tentamissiles do SOMETHING if you get them off
>Guy comes barreling at you while you're using it
>Fire off missiles as fast as you can shoot him
>Die because he got there faster and the missiles aren't an instant touchdown
>Special wasted
vs
>Guy comes barreling at you while you're using it
>See him and squid away back down your ink trail
>He assumes you're a sitting duck running for cover and continues to follow you
>Pop back up a ways away and shoot him in the face until dead, or go back to squidding while blasting him occasionally until he's dead or you have your gun again, and now he's hurt

One nets you at least one kill. The other nets you death.
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>>187587612

So in your imaginary scenario did your opponent drop their fucking controller considering stingray has a slower kill time than almost any weapon that would flank you by a huge amount and can not turn fast enough to catch basic strafing at close range in the first place? Help me understand here.

Meanwhile the missiles have forced the other team off the point.
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>it's an "everyone else on the team gets blown up by the rainmaker shield at the start" episode
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>>187587832
>Turning while firing the Sting Ray
Now I KNOW you have no idea how to use it. You get full range of motion while you're squidding, even with it activated. Again, you seem to think you're immobile while using it. You're not. And two missiles isn't gonna force anyone off the point, especially when you're dead because you only fired two.
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>>187587994

If you're not firing it, how the actual fuck are you killing the tentatek user who came after you, retard? He can kill you before the damage even starts.
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>>187588321
Did you even read the post? You swim away and aim behind you. You outrange everybody with the Sting Ray, and if he's trying to get close enough for a kill he's going to be lasered while moving.
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>>187588403

Wow he's strafing because he's not retarded now what? Oh wait you're fucking dead.
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>>187588506
>Guy comes barreling at you while you're using it
>He assumes you're a sitting duck running for cover and continues to follow you
I know reading is a hard thing for you to do but please have a longer attention span beyond the last post you read.
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>>187588660

I'm talking about after the first hit.

Not ton mention your story is assuming he IS a retard because in no other reality would you ever kill anyone close up and even you know that, but lets assume he is just rushing you down your fictional corridor where you have space to outrange him.

Since he's close to you while he's flanking you, AFTER YOU START FIRING THE STINGRAY he can strafe FASTER THAN THE STINGRAY CAN TURN meaning if you want to try to hit him again you have to go through the no-damage startup period AGAIN

What do you do if he raijin steps at you? You can't do shit, you'll auto die.
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>>187588865
So you stop firing and aim where he's flanking from while squidding. He can't heal faster than you can outdamage him, and if he's dodging lasers then he won't have a chance to attack either, which still puts you at an advantage.
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>>187589004

>he's dodging lasers then he won't have a chance to attack either, which still puts you at an advantage.

Uh

Yes, he can

It's called strafing, or raijin stepping.

Jesus m8 try to get half decent at this game before you talk about it. You cannot kill anyone decent at close range with Stingray.
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>>187589525
If they're raijin stepping then they're either going at you, which you shoot ahead, or you aim ahead of where they're going and back up if they get too close. You're going to be surviving a hell of a lot better in close range with a Sting Ray than with Tentamissiles, but neither are meant for close range. Sting Ray just lets you keep fighting rather than die a pointless death.
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>>187589760

Stingray advertises your position on use an locks you into it for an extended period of time.

Tentamissiles you find some cover, fire, and no one knows where the fuck you are and it's over anyways.

You will not kill anyone not shit with stingray close up, and with tentamissiles you probably won't even have that confrontation.

If they get close to you and are raijin stepping, or just fucking strafing, you do not have the capability to kill them before they reach and kill you. It is not mechanically possible once they're near you.
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>>187589956
Now you're going in circles. Sting Ray lets you escape from a close encounter, while Tentamissiles are the one that locks you into place. And surprise surprise, you find cover with Sting Ray too, what a concept. And Tentamissiles advertise your position to anyone who isn't looking at the ground too.

>You will not kill anyone not shit with stingray close up, and with tentamissiles you probably won't even have that confrontation.
So you're forgetting the conversation again? We were talking about a situation where a flanker was approaching you after you had activated your special, in which case a Tentamissile user would be dead and a Sting Ray user would be able to escape.

>If they get close to you and are raijin stepping, or just fucking strafing, you do not have the capability to kill them before they reach and kill you. It is not mechanically possible once they're near you.
How are they strafing through your own ink anyway? You never explained how they're doing that to me. And again if they're raijin stepping you escape and fire in their path, or just escape. They have to pause to add more ink to swim through, you don't.
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>>187590271

No, we're discussing using the special at all, which makes you a target with sting ray and no one knows it's happening until you fire with tenta missiles and then you're safe.

They fire to the side and swim or just walk faster than you can hit them. You're already dead anyways.
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>>187590515
>No, we're discussing using the special at all, which makes you a target with sting ray and no one knows it's happening until you fire with tenta missiles and then you're safe.
That's not at all what we were discussing. Try to stay on topic.

>They fire to the side and swim
So you aim where they're gonna swim and fire.
>or just walk faster than you can hit them
If they're walking they're gonna die because they've greatly slowed down.
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