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Ass vs Tits Edition
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> News
- The new Salmon Run map Lost Outpost has been released!
- The new stage Manta Maria has been released!
- The Sloshing Machine is out!
- The Forge Splattershot Pro comes next week with the Bubble Blower Special
- New Splatfest - Which superpower would you rather have: Flight or Invisibility? (September 1st/2nd)
> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
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> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv
> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
> Resources
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> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/
> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
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> List of FC:
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> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- https://archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon
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Finger a woomy
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Mating press on the special woomy!
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SALMONED
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drew this for the /vp/ drawthread, might as well post it here
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Bomb Defense Strapping Reds on Splatnet.
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>>187499546
Nice crossover. Didn't think of this. now do a tentacruel inkling
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>>187499850
thanks, anon! i was thinking about doing various pokemon for the salmonid bosses eventually
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So it looks as though stacking 3 mains of Special Saver is more beneficial then stacking 3 Special Charge up for some specials. Stuff like Baller, Splashdown, and Stingray I find I die before activating them as I don't always have a good opportunity to use them the moment I get them. Splashdown is REALLY good for this as if you die mid splash before coming down, you don't use your meter.
Things like Ink Armor or Ink Storm where you can set and forget are not the best for saver.
3 Special up makes you need around 82% less charge to get a special.
3 Saver make you need lose only around 16% of your charge on death.
So even the charge is seems better, it all means nothing if you die, even if only a few times.
So dying once at full charge would need 124% of original charge rate with 3 special ups, and 116% with 3 savers.
Next time you play try and take note of how many times you die durying using your special or just before getting it. if you do it to often, it might be better putting om some savers. Ideally having both would be the best option. Unless you never die.
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>>187499912
Which pokemon do you think would fit each boss?
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>>187500008
Shit I meant that 3 special up means you need around 82% of the default special amount to get a special.
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I hope Splatoon 3 has a squid boy rock band.
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Good morning /ink/!
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>>187500434
I'm almost going to bed
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Is TX anon okay?
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i drew a thing
>>187500434
good night anon
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>>187500674
You misspelled "invisibility".
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>>187500863
im sorry u have shit taste
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>>187500398
>4 announcers
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>ywn pump Choco woomy with so much seed that she starts turning a healthy dark caramel color
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>>187500042
not too sure, still trying to make a list. I'm totally open to suggestions though!
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>>187501023
what do inklings play during recess?
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>>187501181
They steal special woomys helmet and throw it around while she cries
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>>187501181
they work for grizz-san so they can have extra pocket money
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>>187501280
DO NOT
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>>187501280
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>3 inkline gear on with 3 slots each and bomb defense drink
>only one slot ended up with bomb defense up after drink ran out
high quality game, better spend all your resources to get 30 fucking chunks if you want a triple in one gear
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>>187478471
>splat zones
>winning by 1 and it's about to go overtime
>they have control
>I die first and then the rest of my team dies so I feel like it's my fault
>I'm the only one that respawns in time to break overtime
>Get a triple kill in the splat zone and clinch it
Ya'll thought I was gay. Well, I almost was.
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>>187501516
It ain't easy being cheesy nigga
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>>187501554
well that's a bad crop of the Callie dab
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>high level brush user on enemy team actively seeking out the lower leveled charger user on my team
>get to the point where he constantly squidbagin after getting cheap kills from him
>make that jackass my bitch for the rest of the match
I came to turf to relax after rank, not to deal with this bullshit
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>>187501870
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>>187501870
did she fuck it?
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Post cute comics.
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>>187502029
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>>187502138
This is why I always point at myself before waving back at a stranger wave at me
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>>187502167
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>>187501080
Every boss is Jigglypuff from above.The easiest is probably Steel Eel could be a Steelix, Gyarados or Onix.
Stinger could be a Clawitzer.
Steelhead might be a Nidoking/queen
Maws probably a Sharpedo
Flyfish can be any Pokémon looking from a pokeball with rocket launchers attached or I'd say Magnemite with rocket launchers clipped to the magnets.
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this is your mascot, Team Flight
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>>187502296
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>>187502357
is this some cross over art or something?
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>>187499546
WHY DOES IT EVOLVE INTO A FISH!?!?!?
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>>187502430
Remember that autist going about team flight needing a harpy based mascot because of squidcoon? The madmen actually went and requested it on /v/
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>>187502357
You posted the wrong image m8
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>>187501181
Turf War
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>>187502530
learn your place, horsefucker, inkopolis goes to the birds
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>>187502508
I wasn't on /ink/ at the time, but it's nice. I'd prefer an angel squid tho
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>>187501724
I didn't do it, but I do know why. It's a blurry hologram in front a dark background. There needs to be actual contrast between the object and the background in order to do this without it being a huge pain in the ass.
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>>187502357
>>187502508
also she looks more jelly than squid
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>>187502282
It's why I pretend to be scatter-brained and oblivious and just assume no one's actually trying to talk to me. Easier to just let acquaintances think I didn't hear them.
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>>187502439
You got it backwards. A fish evolves into it. Basically, Remoraid is a gun evolving into Octillery representing artillery.
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>>187502750
dude, this is why I love being nearsighted. when I see people I know but I don't want to interact with I just flat out ignore them and blame it on the vision
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>currently 19 and 31
Holy fuck. I need something to buck the trend. Any suggestions?
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>>187503156
>>currently 19 and 31
what?
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>>187502138Source?
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>>187503156
Time to go full tryhard
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>>187503156
oh, it's win:loss
sorry for being retarded
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>>187502605
i remember you, you're that autist who calls everyone that disagrees with you a brony
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>>187502996
I wear mirrored shades at all times to avoid eye contact so I can plausibly deny that I saw them at all. Walk around with headphones in too. This has drastically reduced awkward moments.
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>>187503572
sorry that my request wasn't some shitty jelly horse
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>>187503671
Why are you calling other people bronies? You literally cant keep horse fucking out of your mouth ',:3c
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>>187503661
>Walk around with headphones in too
anon don't tell me you do the walk
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>>187502703
Quick Select + Smart Radius + Edge Contrast doesn't do a bad job. If anyone knows what the timestamp is I'll try making a proper cutout.
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>>187503873
This is great anon,
took a quick look at the video and its around 15:48
https://youtu.be/jOtjUG5PXlE?t=15m48s
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>>187503349
I've started scrubbing to amass chunks. I'm not sure what loadout I want to go with though. How beneficial is stacking each item? Do some have less apparent diminishing returns?
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>>187504062
God damn, Marie is a fucking angel
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Do you think My Nintendo will let us design a cloth, too?
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Fuck, I think I might be done with video games. I just don't care.
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>>187504263
what happened?
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>>187504263
Looks like it's time to pursue adult interests like a 9-5 desk job.
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>>187504263
>being this mad furries like the same things you do
>>187503847
I honestly don't have a problem with horsefuckers, we are one in the same
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>LAN play has voice chat and salmon run on demand
>online only updates the game state 16 times per second
What the fuck, Nintendo.
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>>187504315
Nothing at all, I just don't care. I might be in trouble.
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>>187504448
did you just got bored and in trouble for what?
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>>187503852
Why would I have to look down if I have mirrored shades? These things must have originated from /pol/ because they're incredibly dumb.
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>>187502428
I need more octarian roomate
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>>187504520
In trouble in terms of life. I don't know, I just lost interest in games today. I might be having a midlife crisis.
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>>187502138
and then skrillex spaghetti fucked him in the ass
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>>187504069
ideal is 2 full/6 same chunks
3 full/9 chunks don't make a huge difference, but you notice the slight improvements not compared to the jump from 1 main/3chunks to 2 main/6 chunks
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>>187504702
so you are saying you finally realized that inklings are furry?
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>pro con not pairing wirelessly
>working wired
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>mess around with it for a bit
>manage to fix it
>relief.exe
For the record, go to the settings and clear out all paired controllers and re-pair the controllers again.
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>>187504702
well I guess you need a new hobby if you got bored of gaming. I'm doing art and animation right now when I don't feel like playing vidya
>midlife crisis
but Idk, I'm still 22 and I have my whole life ahead of me. I don't know what it must feel to reach that point of my life
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I'm just going to stop until Mario Odyssey comes out. God help me if I'm still despondent after that. Love ya, /ink/.
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>>187505174
are you leaving us?
but squib loves you
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>>187504069
It depends on the ability, really. Almost every possible options scales differently in this game.
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Callie is such a loser squid, it makes me want to vomit
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>>187504840
I'm not sure I follow. Isn't a bit of variety good? Committing 6 slots to the same item seems excessive
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>>187505461
this guy draws erotic squids
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>>187505461
>that super see-through shirt
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>>187505514
is this colodraw?
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>>187505514
that is supposed to be erotic? I feel nothing
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>>187504069
Try out stacking a couple of abilities you might like, and compare how they are in the shooting range. Remember that main abilities are 10 points, and sub abilities are 3 points, so 3 subs is almost equal to 1 main.
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>>187505607
I'm sorry you have ED
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>>187505461
Look at those hottentacles
Oh baby
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>>187505674I prefer feral
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>>187505461
Step out of your glass house and say that to my face bitch.
>>187505607
TRY GROWING A PAIR
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>>187505775
I'm glad Callie is barely in Splatoon 2, I wish she wasn't even in the game
Seeing these 'bring Callie back' posts puts a smile on my face
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>>187505762
Anyone have a screenshot of that Marina image?
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>>187505762
Quick, someone call Cuttlefish for an intervention. That Jellyfish is stealing a bitch from his harem.
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>>187505461
>>187505607
Would smash but the age she looks would keep me away
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>>187506031
too old?
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>>187506023
>Cuttlefish
>bitch from his harem
That's his granddaughter
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>>187505963
>Callie is barely in the game
>Still the hottest thing in the game
Callie a best.
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>>187505963
The way I see it, you're glad at having shit taste.
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>>187506172
Reverse /ss/ baby.
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>>187505963
>I wish she wasn't even in the game
>It makes me smile seeing her image posted everywhere
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>>187506256
>hottest thing in the game
shit taste
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>>187506314
I think it's the subtextual suffering fueling the posts that is being found gratifying
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>>187506256
that's hot to you?
>>187506269
>lost the splatfest
>>187506314
cause I know they're crying
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Sloshing machine is fucking broken in TW. I've been literally pulling a 91% win rate with it in turf war since I put run speed up on it.
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>>187506741
>muh flawed competition
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>>187506256
>>187506494
>>187506741
I'm sure /ink/ knows who's truly the hottest in the game, right?
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>>187506821
everything is broken in TW
>>187506927
>IT WAS HER TURN
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>>187506971
I sure do
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>>187506971
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>>187507223
anon no
you're turning you're woomy into a slut
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>>187506974
Hillary won the popular vote just like Marie!
inb4 51-49 is conclusive.
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>>187506105
Nah they look like they're 13 year olds trying to be in beauty pageant. My autism kicked in my dreams and I was chilling with Callie and other things happened from there
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>>187507317That's not even my woomyShe's already a slut, might as well accept and enjoy it
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>>187505461
pure sex
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Why is it so hard to get (You)'s on /r9k/? Must be a low original poster rate.
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>>187507747
And this is related to Splatoon because...?
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>>187506105
Nah they look like they're 13 year olds trying to be in beauty pageant. My autism kicked in my dreams and I was chilling with Callie and other things happened from there
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>>187505461
Please don't make fun of my In-laws.
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>>187508125
Perfection.
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>>187508125
Marie please let me lick your sweaty pits
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>>187508240
I want to sniff Marie's sweaty armpits!
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Reminder that Callie and Marie are fags.
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>>187508379
>>187508240
Me too!
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>>187508125
AAAAAHHHHH MY HEART AND MUUUUH DIIIIIICK
>>187508240
I bet they taste like sea water
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>>187508424
And?
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>>187508424
Reminder that they're cousins.
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>>187508125
I want to inhale Marie's foul wind!
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>>187508424
Be careful Callie! It's hot!
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>>187508541
Gay incestuous sister cousins that are fags.
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>>187508802
that's pretty hot and I want to fuck them
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>Splatnet has glasses
Hnnng yes, I need them for a cute squid girl with glasses.
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>>187508982
Speaking of which, did that stardew valley mod that replaced some of the romancable people with the Squid Sisters ever get finished?
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>>187508802do I go to squid jail if I fuck them at this age?
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>>187508731
>phoneposters
don't ever post my delivery again you fucking retard
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>>187509075
>quick respawn when the default has special power up
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>>187508982
Callie's monsters are cool and all but Marie's small tentacles are the cutest thing ever
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>>187509101
>stardew valley mod that replaced some of the romancable people with the Squid Sisters
I did not know this and I am very glad to have heard this news
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>>187509220how did you tell
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>>187509260
You underestimate my desire for cute squid girls wearing glasses.
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>>187509158
If your name isn't Callie or Marie, then yes
You go to jail and DIE
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>>187509334
I've got some bad news for you. Last I heard of it was while there were still slpatfests in 1, and it's not up on the nexus either.
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>>187508125
God tier artist, goddess tier girl.
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>>187509570
oh
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Hey /ink/ I just fucked Marie
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>>187509354
I downloaded an image off of /vp/ that I wanted to use as my phone's bg, and it had a similar filename
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>>187509804
How was it? Can I be next?
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>>187509804
Go to bed Callie
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>>187509804
Oh yea I had a dream where Callie was sexing me up and then I woke up
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Reminder that the Squid Sisters and Off the Hook only work as pairs, because they are comedy duos. Separate them and you get the complete non-character that is Marie for most of story mode.
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>>187509641
I like their tits
Do they do any lewds
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>>187510025
>tfw we'll never know if Marie and Callie made up after the whole brainwashing bullshit
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>>187510382
The squid sisters story on the website said something about it I think.
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>>187510469
Also the artist of pic related >>187510382 also draw comics about it
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>>187510346
A bit, though I don't think there's any of the Squid Sisters.
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What if your woomy died?
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>>187510693
I cook her upwinner winner squid dinner
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>>187510693
The only difference would be no more screams, so I'll take it
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>>187508541
GoT made incest okay
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>>187510618
Got a link? I haven't searched for squid art for ages.
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>>187511061
http://gomigomipomi.tumblr.com/
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>>187510382
Of course they did. Marie recruited a kid to massacre Octarians just to get her back.
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>>187505630
Oh ok. That makes more sense. I'll try because I currently Moto boots with swim speed as the main, and managed to luck out with three run speed up as a squid kid. Basically not going to change those ever.
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>>187511061
I can understand not having much art if that's how you search.
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>>187511023
Did GotG make furries okay :3c?
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>>187511331
notyet
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I want to play Splatoon 2
but live in a college dorm
is it even worth getting, or will I just get disconnected and frustrated?
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>>187511380
should be fine desu, and almost no one ever disconnects during Salmon Run at least
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>>187511380
If you have consistent packet loss on your connection it's not worth it, the game will most disconnect you
If you don't it's alright, you can play it with a medium to high ping
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>>187510382
>>187510469
It ended with a squid variant of
>OOOOM WHATCHA SAAAYY
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>>187511380
Depends if your school gives you shitty wifi or not. I haven't had any connection issues in my dorm
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>>187511215
Cute af. Still nothing of them explicitly apologizing to each other for everything and saying they want to be friendsand fuckbuddiesagain, but I'll take it.
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>>187511318
You laugh, but I have saved 10,454 pictures of Squids.
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>>187511916
Shit happens, some things can go unsaid.
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>>187512216
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>>187511380
I lived in a dorm when I had Splatoon 1, and it worked okay. But then again the connection quality for Splatoon 1 was complete shit anyway.
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>>187512308
I hope Callie and Chirpy Chip gal are fuck buddies
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>>187511679
>you can play it with a medium to high ping
I'm a newfag to online games
what does this mean?
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I wish there was a bombrush which gave you a random bomb each time you launch it
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>>187512216
Y'know I still can't tell if this artist ships them or not. Their comics are so innocent that they could be anything.
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>>187512601
I want to find the comic where Callie splats two of her fans with her smile and a heart gesture and Marie gets jealous and demands a heart gesture too and Callie makes a bigger gesture for her. I never seem to have that one on hand when I'm looking for it.
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>>187512525
are you 12?
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>>187512216
>>187512308
>>187511215
>>187510382
god I love gomigomipomi's splatoon art. Its just so damn cute.
I hope she draws more Pearl and Marina though
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damn, this thread is already a mess
>>187499435
>>187501280
delet
>>187502357
this crossover is shit (stop_posting_anytime.png)
>>187505775
sorry anon, but callie a thot, you can't deny it
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>>187512774
She? Wouldn't be surprised now I think about it.
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>>187512747
no, I just mostly play singleplayer games
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>>187512308
>tfw you will never fuck X
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>>187512803
you can blame the backstabbers on Team Invisibility for creating squidcoon, we needed our answer to squidcoon
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Lewd withschoolgirl woomy and slut woomy!
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>>187511679
>The time taken for the information to get from your computer, to the server and back to your computer is the amount of latency that you have. Lower ping is better than higher ping because it means that you will send information and receive the server's response back quicker.
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>>187512597
>Bomb Circus
>Throws random bombs out
>Bomb Roulette
>Gives you a random bomb rush upon special activation
>Bomb Launcher
>Makes you immobile, but launches the bombs out at great distance from an Inkzooka
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>>187512601
>I still can't tell if this artist ships them or not.
If one artist draws and uploads repetitive amounts of art of the same two persons doing whatever the artist wants them to do (SFW or not), you can say the artist is shipping.
The last time I checked it, he's still drawing more Squid Sisters.
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>>187513142
Thanks
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>>187512983
drugs
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>>187512882
>>187513204
>he
not everyone on the internet is a man
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>>187513204
Can't know for sure until there is porn.
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>>187513342
>he doesn't know
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>riding the TC tower
>guy throws a splatbomb at you
>ignore it since he wont hit you
>motherfucking lands perfectly flat on the tower
why does that never work when I try it
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June Diane Raphael in the show Grace and Frankie reminds me of Marie tbqh
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>>187513243
DELET
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>>187513015
At the same time?!
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>>187511916
>Argument happens once in a blue moon
Artist's comments.
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>>187513392
most of Tumblr is female
gomigomipomi is a tumblr user
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>>187513543Yes!
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>>187513342
Who fucking cares faggot
>>>/reddit/
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>>187513142
>>187511679
Is there a way to make sure my internet is good enough before buying the game?
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>>187513543
Vigorously!
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Found the comic. Someone less lazy could probably stack them into one image but cest la vie
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>>187513621
>most of Tumblr is female
you forgot about the spam already?
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>ywn get these hairstyles because they couldnt think of enough boy hairstyles to keep it even
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>>187513821
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>>187513605
>>187512216
>>187512308
gomigomipomi squid sisters > canon squid sisters
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>>187513863
It still hurts.
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>>187513863
Just give boy inklings girl hairstyles. Fixed.
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>>187513931
fin
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>>187513791
http://beta.speedtest.net/#
post result here
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>>187514016
tranny squids aren't canon, get over it
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>>187513831
yes
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>>187513950
What are you talking about, Gomi is the true canon.
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>>187514043
>that big heart
CUTE
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>Splatted Squilliam!
>>
>Check Splatnet
>Bomb Defense Up Strapping Reds
>Respawn Punisher Zekko Baseball LS
B L O O D
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pet fat cats
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scoomy
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>>187514060
I'm not in my dorm right now, but I will.
Thanks.
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>>187513015
lewdanons where are you
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>>187514305
>Marie still wears her smooshed hat
CUTE
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>>187513831
what?
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How do I get good with this fucking thing
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>>187514305
>tfw my cat will die soon
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I love the way Gomi does the tentacles. They look so big and squishy, I just wanna hug em.
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>>187514043
>I want the biggest one!
You would Marie
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>>187514694
I don't think I've seen an artist accurately draw just how fucking gigantic Callie's magnum tentacles are when they're untied.
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>>187514674I've outlived four, anon, I was close to each one of them. One died in my arms. Another one wasn't even a year old, basically had feline aids. It hurts, but hopefully you were able to give it a good life while it lasted, and it could die content. Just pay it forward and do the same for the next cat if you can bring yourself to adopt another.
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>>187515038
thanks anon, that helps
he's 17 and diabetic, but he's still really happy
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>>187512803
I'll post her every thread until we shitstomp the marinafags again
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>>187499217
Oh I remember that.
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CUTE CALLIE FACES
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>>187515814
CUTE MARIE FACES
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>>187515697
'Tis the divine standard.
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>>187514851
Everyone draws them both too short, Marie's should be splat1 woomy length and Callie's like twice that.
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>>187515889
KINKY FOREPLAY WITH MARIE
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>>187514665
Partial charges.
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>>187515889
She's perfect.
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>get off work early
>decided to play a little to grind the Splatfest shirt
>everyone I team up with is shit
Must be summer vacation in full effect
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>>187515814
>>187515889
Expression sheets really are the best things. Grumpy Callie and happy Marie are perfection.
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>>187504062
Cheers, I'll see what I can when I get in.
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>>187508731
>gassy birdwoomy
where the fuck is lewdanon?
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>>187515998
Post the sources to these already
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>>187516123
Well at least there's only 104 days of summer vacation till school comes along just to end it
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>>187516306
if you don't already know the source of them, I highly doubt you want itweirdkenn
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>>187515979
>>>>twice her body height
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>It's an "another worthless charger" episode
Like jesus christ if you can't aim please don't pick up the sniper rifles
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>>187515814
>>187515889
>they see your dick
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>>187516547
To be fair they do go past her ass when tied, so they are pretty long
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>>187516547
I like to think Callie's tentacles have always been that long, even when she was at the middle stage here.She probably got bullied for it at Inkling kindergarten and Marie had to protect her.
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>>187516815
It's hair, they can get haircuts or shave it completely off if they want.
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>>187516547
MUTANT FREAK
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>>187516995
so you are saying calllie is the inkling equivalent of a neckbeard
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>>187517136
More like Rapunzel desu, at least hair length wise
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>>187516547
so wait why are Callie's tentacles so THICC?
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>>187516815
That's still kind of unclear, since the scrolls show them in fully grown humanoid forms while clearly way younger than the ordinary Inkling. Maybe being descended from a legendary warrior like Cuttlefish allowed them to mature and master the form faster?
But if anything looking like tiny adults would get them both bullied.And those bullies getting their shit beaten, because again, descended from legendary warrior.
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>>187517136
A cute girl idol having floor-length hair would hardly be considered neckbeard material, especially in a series where like half the offered haircuts are hipster sidecuts.
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>killing two people at the same time with the Stingray
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>We will never get these hair styles
>We will never get a proper ponytail
>We will never get hip-length twintails
Feels fucking BAD man
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how do I get my woomy to look THIS cute?
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>>187517273
I'd imagine that 14 is the average age that inklings master holding their humanoid forms, so it's plausible that the Squid Sisters mastered it earlier.
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>>187517271
She lifts.
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>>187517334
its addictive, isnt it? i absolutely hated stingray until i learned how to use it, and now its great fun
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>>187517518
Yeah probably, though they're most likely really rare examples. There's no way of knowing how long ago their talent show was, but they look like they're as young as nine.
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>>187517898
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>>187517898
>loli Callie
I want to commit a crime
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>>187518075
arson is bad, anon
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>>187518075
How fucking dare you.
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>>187517374
don't be a debbie downer anon
There's still updates
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>>187518279
Yeah but I feel like it's going to be mostly content, and not hairstyle
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>>187516547
No, twice splat1 woomy length.
>>
Do we have confirmation on what weapon is coming this friday? I can't wait to get my hands on something new.
Everyone keeps saying the Forge SplatPro, but I wouldn't mind if they threw us the Goo Gloogas or maybe a new weapon type like that single shot pistol
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Do you ever feel like your squid never looks fresh? Maybe I'm just being my worst critic.
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Why do we never see inklings using the rest of their tentacles? Maybe controlling that many is too difficult for most of them?
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>>187518472
It's Forge Pro. Glooga Dualies and Squeezers come later.
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Is the Splash-O-Matic any good in this game? It was my baby in Splatoon 1.
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>>187518597
Nah my girl is cute. Sorry senpai.
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>>187518597
retro specs, S1 school girl stop, s1 school shoes, pants
you'll thank me later
>>187518630
they use them for masturbation
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>>187518630
They're probably too heavy, or inanimate. It would be like being able to pick things up with your boobs.
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>>187517374
>splatoon 3 comes out
>you can get those hair styles
>but there's a catch
>the game now has cs go crates like every meme shooter these days
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>>187518630
It wouldn't be fashionable.
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>>187517374
>we'll never get slick-back, pompadour or afro styles for spaghettis
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>>187518630
Probably vestigial as a consequence of evolving into humanoids
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>>187516547
>Callie goes into crowded area
>Unties her tentacles
>Spins around
>Seven people hospitalized
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>>187518597
Post your squid, maybe we can help
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>>187518597
Post it and I'll rate you and give you tips
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>>187518742
That's kinda similar to my Schoolgirl Woomy,except I opted for Punk Boots and no pants to make her sluttier
>>
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>>187518742
>retro specs, S1 school girl stop, s1 school shoes, pants
This combo is beaten to death. It's not just unfresh, it's straight-up rotten.
>>187518597
Try long-sleeve shirts. But not Toni Kensa, that stuff's overused.
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>>187518597
I literally started the Chilly Winter Jacket trend, thats how fresh I am
>>
>>187518637
Splashes were always about their kit, and Splash's kit is decent and pretty unique. You can make it work.
>>
>>187518597
I'm actually amazed at how well most outfits and colors coordinate in this game
>>
>L+R+Left Stick in the Shoal switches to LAN Play
>Voice chat is automatically enabled and integrated there, plus connections are absolutely stable
Oh fuck I'm trying this the moment I get home. Gonna bug the fuck out of my friend for SR.
>>
>>187519546
The feel when no Suction Rush though.
I'll admit I don't have a Switch and don't know how useful the new subs are.
>>
>>187519546
Toxic mist is pretty neat, just chuck it and dive inside
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>>187519193
Cute woomy!
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>>187519756
>Toxic mistBRAP
>>
>>187519841mist, not gas, which means wet fart, and wet farts do a different noise.
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>>187520005
>>187519841
>>
>autobomb rush
how do you even deal with that? just run all the way back to your spawn?
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Belated thanks to the anon who drew this last thread
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>>187519787
Thanks!
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>>187519049
>>187519158
Ok here
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>>187517762
Yeah. When I'm not getting kills I'm tapping enemies near teammates so they can go down faster. Watching 2-3 enemy x's around the map during one special is glorious
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>>187518597
WHERE ARE THEY DAMMIT
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>>187520005>oily inkling ass
>>
Is there anyway to tell if a disconnect is on your end or if it happens to everyone in the match?
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>>187520382
Would you let her sit on your face?
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>>187520181
Run up and shoot the trislosher.Then die to the 2-hit kill
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>>187520537
yesI'm mad that I already posted that crop
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>>187520538
>just look in the direction of a tri-slosher
>you've been splatted!
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>teammates have rainmaker
>always does full-charged shots when enemy ink in the way
>I get rainmaker
>always do short shots to get path closer to enemy podium
Am I the only one that does short shots when enemy ink is in my way? I do it even when there's enemies firing me, since it always seems more worthwhile to swim closer to the goal than it is to try to kill your enemies with the Rainmaker.
>>
>>187520670
>blink
>your entire team's been wiped
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>>187520224
yeah sorry bout the size, mobile a shit
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>>187520772
>start up splatoon 2
>banned by Nintendo on menu screen
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I wish to dispense free literature upon Calliope's head appendages.
>>
I fucking hate poison mist now
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>>187516443
>fart shit
I should of looked at it as soon as you posted it, what a fucking mistake.
>>
>>187518637
It gots the toxic mist.
The ability to entoxify the splat zone, rainmaker or tower will really put a damper on the enemy's ability to control it
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Thank goodness I have so many Cold-Blooded chunks
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>>187516547
>>187519007
I want to be Callie's designated tentacle holder so that they dont get dragged across the ground
>>
Just made my first doodle.
Spoonfeed me: where can I look for all the million tons of "FRESH" those people gave me?
>>
>Special Woomy gear is Ink Recovery, Cold Blooded, and Sub Saver
Should I go ahead and grab the Special Saver bike helmet on splatnet
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>>187521874
Special woomy has special charge up versions of all of her gear, perfected.
>>
>>187521874
There was Special Charge helmet in the early days, hunt for that.
>>187521853
>squid nipples
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>>187521480
>he doesn't want Marie to rip bubbling ass in his mouth
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>>187521853
>>
>>187522021
What, do you think those bumps on the squids chests are just for show?
>>
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We need a picture of a spaghetto on spawn like this while his teammates are weirded out by him.
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>>187522105
>Shiny on your team
>you lose anyway
>>
>>187522285
They're smooth under there.
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>>187522475
Sorry, chum. My performance with the Heavy Splatling really fluctuates.
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>>187522584
Nice.
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>>187522764
w-what are they doing
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>>187522285
Inkling girls wear bras for a reason.
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>>187522948
thats not a bra though
>>
>>187522905
Callie is overcome with a lethal combination of lust and jealousy and can't resist taking a peak at Marie's beautiful gazongas.
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>>187521709
Nowhere.
You can't even ever see your own posts so you will never know if it's trending.
>>
>>187522948
to poke their backs out, the fuckin fakers?
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>>187518953
>pompadours
Greaser woomies when?
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>>187522430
>Mutant freak showing off his extra tentacle
>>
>>187522948
It looks more like an undershirt. When your armor breaks in the singleplayer, I think the woomy has a bra on
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>>187523580
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>>187522475
>3 shinies on the other team
>kick their ass anyways
>>
>>187522948
In Splatoon 3 I expect to be able to customize my Woomers underwear. I want her in a dignified white full cup, not a sports bra like some tacky slut.
>>
>repeated wifi is so shit i can't even join a battle lobby
>switch network settings don't support wpa2-e so i can't connect to the network directly
there goes my dreams of playing on campus. at least i can buy shit from murch while i'm here.
>>
>>187523849
I mean, it's proper gear for playing sports like Turf War.
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>>187523669
Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. Looks like a sports bra to me. Makes sense for them to wear them when they're doing so much swimming, running and jumping
>>
>>187523849
>wearing a sports bra during a sport is slutty
>>
>>187523893
I also want her to stop playing turf wars. I want her to go to school and become a lawyer.
>>
>>187524006
Especially considering how much they get funked up according to Marie.
>>
>>187524067
Marie says what?
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>>187524214
That agent 3 never wore deodorant.
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>>187524381
I get the feeling that was just Agent 3 in particular.
>>
>>187524381
Oh, she would not like that. Especially since Agent 3 was wearing her old gear too.
>>
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>>187524214I wonder how her ass smells
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>>187524556
>I bet they smell pretty bad right about now haha just wondering for a friend haha
>>
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>farming chunks in turf war
>go up against a squiffer/octo/trislosher
>armorjets every 15 seconds
TIME TO WHIP OUT THE BLACKLIST
>>
>>187524510
But we're all Agent 3?
>>
>>187524381
How do inklings clean themselves anyway? Marie complained about Agent 3's hygiene, but if they dissolve in water then they can't take showers to wash grime off. Marina says she uses sponges to work up a good lather and then scrubs, but then says that water is still bad news.
So what gives?
>>
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>>187520537
Hell yeah!
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>>187524751
I'm pretty sure they can handle water. They just can't swim and dissolving is just the quickest way to get back to the spawn point or something.
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>>187524751
I guess a shower would be fine, since Inklings only fall apart if they're completely submerged.
>>
>>187524751
They don't dissolve in water, that's a safety mechanism for the sake of the sport (and the battlefield, since they can't swim)
There was actually a line in one of the stages about Inklings being oily being part of the reason they can't stand water. I've been trying to find it because I forgot to take a screenshot of it but I can't fucking...
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>>187524875
iirc that was one of marie's lines, on the stage that introduced bounce pads
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>>187524864
Considering how they turn into a cloud of smoke when they fall off a cliff, it's probably something like that.
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>>187524864
>>187524875
>Can't go in the water because they can't swim
>Can swim in inch deep ink just fine
Inklings are silly
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>>187524871
Not true
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>>187525197
Do not post that shitty comic.
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>>187524875
Marina mentioned in Manta Maria's commentary that water is lethal to them.
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>>187525197
not canon
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>>187525163
Marie says the ink is deeper than it appears.
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>>187525375
Yeah but she's an Octoscum, so she probably just doesn't know any better
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>>187524054
Only things my woomy does is Salmon Runs and the monthly Splatfest.
>>187524214
Marie makes several references to Agent 3 having terrible personal hygiene and never showering during the single player campaign.
She also inquiries about the state of Agent 4's armpits, haha. She's just curious, haha. You can leave your uniform for her, she will wash it, haha.
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>>187525375
Drowning is still lethal, even if they don't dissolve.
In fact if they're oily then they shouldn't dissolve in water anyway nor should they have salty tears, since you can't dissolve salts in hydrocarbons or vice versa.
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>>187525653
>haha
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>>187525387
Actually it is canon, as silly as it is.
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>>187518215
I'm suprised no one has drawn Callie and Marie: Partners in Time just as an excuse to have the Squid Sisters play with the Loli Sisters
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>>187525653
Being deprived of Callie has made Marie awkward and horny.
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see this on your team, what do?
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>>187525941
>Wanting inkopolis to be invaded by ayylmao mushrooms
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>>187525941
I will find a way to make this happen.
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>>187525974
Aim properly, chucklefuck.
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>>187525375
Inklings dying to water is Mel Gibson levels of dumb, especially on planet where significant part of atmosphere is made of water even when it's not raining.
As much as I hate going full autistic 'it's not cannnnoooooon', the english localization team seems to have trouble keeping their stories straight for even single map's banter and something just have to be accepted as game mechanics, like kill planes and environmental hazards.
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>>187525974
Try not to look at her so I can focus.
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>>187524875
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>>187525974
Prepare to lose because every random charger sucks
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>>187525974
Get Murch to steal her shoes
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>>187523402
>Tunnel squids rule
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>>187526194
Water is likely only lethal when their entire body is submerged in it. A light drizzle won't be a cause for mass panic.
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>>187526194
It makes even less sense when you consider squids literally used to live exclusively in the water. And now it's acid to them?
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>>187526194
You can actually land on parts of Manta Maria that are out of bounds before the kill plane nails you too.
So it probably is just a game mechanic.
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wow
SZ on these maps is the biggest shit i've ever seen
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How did you like Death Note, /ink/
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>>187515281
pearl got more points than marina, you don't need to remind me by stiring the knife into my back
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So do you guys play docked/handheld?
Motion? Analog?
I've been playing handheld on the kick stand with the joycon controller withanalog.
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>>187526648
>level 22
>C-
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>>187526841
Docked with a pro controller. 2.5 motion, -0.5 stick sensitivity.
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>>187526841
Docked with motion mostly, handheld occasionally when I can't dock it but also with motion.
You're playing "tabletop mode" by the way, not handheld. You're not holding it in your hand dumdum.
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>>187526853
>I just hit S+ at 15
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>>187526841
I play handheld, but I use the controller adaptor thing that you slide your joycons in and use the kickstand on the switch to have it on a table.
I use analog because motion controls feel so stupid to me and because I use brushes anyways so I've never had the need for motion aiming.
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>>187525941
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>>187524556I also want to find out, preferably against my will
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>>187526445
Yup. On the other hand, evolving to be denser than water is plausible- squids' flotation organ is filled with liquid, so once they're out of water it's a ton of dead weight, makes sense for it to be phased out.
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>>187524556
>>187527178
Inklings smell like their colors. Red smells like apples, yellow like bananas, and so on. Callie smells like licorice, and Marie smells like white wine. Octolings smell like petrol.
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>>187527070
as it should be, good to hear rank is working after a month
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>tfw when the only reason you die is you constant string of miserable choices
sure just jump in front of the enemies fire will work out fine
or
enemy is not in you range yet. lets try shooting him anyway and give them a warning that you're here so that they can dodge and easily kill you
this fucking shit drives me so mad
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>>187527512
I want to drink Callie's ink.
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>>187526853
I'm 29and B- across the board.Taking my time grinding out chunks for my build in TW, should be done today.
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>>187527113
>I use brushes anyways so I've never had the need for motion aiming.
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>>187527654
>that guy who is literally standing around the corner grinding your teammates who funnel through the tunnel and never think to just go around
where's my Left "RETARDS" button
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Ranked distributions on both S1 and S2
https://twitter.com/hrnyici/status/901493400309977088
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are you fucked without ranged weapons or those who spread extremely like tri bucket or brush?
got my ass kicked in SZ just now with short range
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>>187528084
They probably did this to offset S+0-50. Shame there's not enough population outside of Japan so the matchmaking doesn't work properly.
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>>187522430
Fresh spaghetti just for you
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>>187528146
the sploosher works fine in SZ, the issue is you have to play better than them by constantly flanking and ambushing them while they can just mash the R button and kill your entire time
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I got very angry today.
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>>187528220
good shit anon
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>>187528295
what happened
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>>187528146
The Tri Slosher in general is very strong at this point, but you can get along by using the close-range Inkjet weapons.
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>>187528281
yeah this was pretty much the problem
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>>187528403Hm the framerate is different on my pc and on the net that's weird. Oh well.
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Words can not describe fully how much I hate Turf War with this new regional match making. How can people be this bad at just shooting paint on the ground? I'm going back to rank. Solo queue rank is a fucking picnic on a sunny day getting your dick sucked in comparison to to hell that is Turf War.
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>>187528295
I almost deranked today, rough session. Apparently with how screwd up distribution is, everything under S might as well be C- in terms of teammates
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>>187528609
TF wouldn't be so bad if I didnt have literally level 3 teammates on my team all the time and on the other team is some level 50 tryhard trying to get a gold flag
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>>187528684
That's how it's always been. Sometime last year I made an alt account and went from C- to S+ just for fun, and the only times I ever had a difficult match were a couple of A-rank games.
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>>187525967
Looks like it
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>>187527747
perfect gif to display how I come up on my enemies when I use brush.
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Strapping reds with ink resistance or bomb defense
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I want this hairstyle
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>>187528684
close enough under S+10 is C-, eventually when another month passes the bars going to be anything under S+50
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>>187528452
Jap QUALITY™ programing. I swam under the rainmaker TWICE, and the fucking game doesn't register it. Because of this, the enemy team grabbed it and made the push they needed for victory.
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>>187528183
Offsetting it doesn't really matter when the entire S+ tier gets grouped up regardless of bonus rank. Back in S1 I only got to S once before being kicked out and averaged at A, but here in S2 I got to S+ super fast.
Even just removing the OK bar might even out the ranks somewhat.
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https://twitter.com/hrnyici/status/901493400309977088
Guys, shit's fucked. Solo queue ranked is a ticking timebomb.
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Holy fucking shit the ranking system needs to be changed right now. The level in S+ is 50% of games if fucking attrocious, literally S1 S rank
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Huh. My wrists might be hurting less lately not because of the stretches I've been doing but because the joycon grip weighs less than the pro controller.
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Which side would you choose
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>>187529087
Now the only think rank tells us is that anyone below S+ is shit.
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>>187526285
Thanks
I need this for reasons
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>>187529029
I can't personally be sure, but I couldn't imagine that S+50s in Japan are matching with people much lower than they are.
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>>187529245
Or really, they just haven't played enough ranked to get to S+ yet.
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>>187528952
Just imagine the intensity of the fucking that would've gone on once Marie had got her home.
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>>187529087
So, what's light blue? S+? What a shit chart.
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>>187529148
The one without the shitty music.OH WAIT
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>>187529245
The problem is that half of S+ is as shit as everyone below S+.
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>>187529319
S+X has no bearing with who you're matched with, only win ratio and power level
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>>187528784
I'm the tryhard trying to get my gold flag. I'm just tired of getting to around 30 or so Super Freshness then I get level 9 and lower babbies who just got their Switch for their birthday today. If it's not that it's Aeroshitter or Chargers who can't even manage to get 500p in a match. They need to make the matchmaking in TW work like solo queue rank.
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>>187529148
death
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>>187529021
Holy fuck. Losing because your team sucks is one thing, but losing because the hitboxes are wonky?
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>>187529148
Wrong. Marie is 4chan, Callie is Reddit, Marina is Tumblr, and Pearl is 9gag.
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>>187529443
Tying the freshness bonus to Turf War only was a mistake. I stopped playing that mode entirely once I hit level 10.
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>>187529550
Or because someone's internet is shit and they have poor connection to the "host" that does the field object calculation.
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>>187527512
>Callie smells like licorice
Even after she drinks all my Pepsi?
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I'm gonna go to the store, can you guys look after my Woomy for me?
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What are good abilities for the carbon?
got 2 swimspeed mains and ninja squid
these seem to work pretty good
what else is good?
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>>187529951
you could try putting in some Sub Savers or Ink Recharge, you need to rely on your Autobombs when you cant get close enough. Fortunately they buffed the CR so I don't think you need that much Ink Saver now.
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>>187529905
What a bitch, make her buy more pepsi.
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>>187529907
What? No fuck off
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>>187529907
Take care of your pets you lazy fuck. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.
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>>187529907
What does she eat?
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>>187529907
She is now pregnant
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>Special Saver Bike Helmet in Annie's shop
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Why aren't you using the best hair?
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>>187530418
because boys stink
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>>187530418
Still worse than the worst girl hair.
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>>187530403
Special Woomy needs that.
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What are acceptable mains and weapons for special woomy loadout?
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>>187530027
do you know if one swim speed main negates the slow down of ninja squid?
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How ugly do you have to be for thatsso to dump you?
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Alright I'm calling bullshit. I popped a quick respawn ticket and I've been getting quick respawns out the ass on my Splatfest tee
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>>187530736
3 mains and 9 subs of special charge up
Trislosher and dynamo
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>>187530736
Soecial Charge Up only, Splattershot Jr/Tri-Slosher only.
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sucker punching woomys
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>>187530501
No, anon. That's just you.
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>>187530873
And?
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>40 seconds left
>Have the Rainmaker
>Have the advantage
>Run away and occasionally move forward a little to not reset the thing till the timer runs out
Who /devilish/ here
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>>187531136
That's not supposed to happen according to the data miners. I'm starting to think they're full of shit.
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Choose carefully, /ink/
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>>187530775
its about 1 main 1-2 sub I think, the difference in neglible at that point between the subs but it was 15% in S1 and 1 main 2 subs is about 16%?
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I bet no one has asked this but why does the game not explain why Callie and Marie are the only ones with different pupils then the rest of the squids. This is really making me think right now.
>inb4 contacts
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>>187530418
That's not Krillex
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>>187531298
It's their bloodline technique.
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>>187531325
MOOOOOOOOT
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>>187531325
nice thumbnail
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>>187531298
they haveSPECIAL EYES
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>>187531298
Pearl, too.
Guess what they have in common? They're all Cuttlefish's grandkids.
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>>187530736
Inkbrush and all Special charge up
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>>187530736
Special Saver / Special charge up.
Aerospray, Tri-Slosher or any of the other weapons deemed "OP"
>>187531325
HIRO
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>>187531246
i buy the pepsi for callie anyway, i prefer coke
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>>187531298
They're a superior breed.
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>>187531510
It's going to take forever to find all three with those mains
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>>187531510
Nouveau, with Baller.
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>>187507470
hey I drew this when I was drunk trying to draw lewds
here are the drunk draws
http://imgur.com/a/HG2Vd
http://imgur.com/a/FlTjc
http://imgur.com/a/mrmyh
http://imgur.com/a/842hi
So I decided to redraw them
http://imgur.com/a/yrDXZ
http://imgur.com/a/GpxbF
http://imgur.com/a/g1ZMD
http://imgur.com/a/hpCFOsome personal commentary:
>I don't know what I was thinking with the first woomy, why did I go with realistic proportions
>Slut woomy is such a fucking slut I wonder what her father(owner of woomy) thinks
>I'm not good with anatomy or perspective but I tried to apply what I've learned so far with brella womby
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>>187529245
Nope, you can be S+ and still be shit.
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>>187531417
What is that? Which point is moot?
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>>187531246
I don't like pepsi
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>>187531754
I didn't say that S+ people are good, just that anyone below it is definitely bad.Or just isn't playing much ranked.
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>>187531325
I will never not be amused when this happens.
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Why does my LAN Adapter have to start malfunctioning again now that I've used a drink.
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>>187531707
Wow, great stuff anon.>Slut woomy is such a fucking slut I wonder what her father(owner of woomy) thinks
He's probably accepted and proud of her. I know I would be
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>>187532000
Drinks activate the Desire Sensor
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>>187531707
woah
nice stuff
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>>187532092
do drinks always activate the bad teammates finder?
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>>187532016
well i guess if my hypothetical daughter become a famous pornstar by choice, I'd be proud of her too
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>>187531707
>Slut woomy is such a fucking slut I wonder what her father(owner of woomy) thinks
She probably takes after him
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>>187532238
All drinks and tickets make it more likely for Memesprays to be on your ranked team.
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>>187532540
Memespeays are unironically fantastic teammates when I'm using Blaster or something. It needs shit inked but can't ink for shit.
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>>187531707
I like your drawings man
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>>187530873
It works on bad abilities only, so they can dismiss any claims it doesn't work at all. Usual practice
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>>187532765
Of course. Fuck this shit, I'm gonna play Doom
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>>187530736
Special Charge up with the exception of the helmet. The helmet should be Special Saver since that's what helmets are for.
The helmet is in Annie's shop right now, and disappears in about an hour.
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>>187532430
>he sticks his dick in all the woomys
>he's cursed with a daughter that takes all the dicks in her woomy
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>>187531707
>>Slut woomy is such a fucking slut I wonder what her father(owner of woomy) thinksI don't mind at all
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>>187531408
>>187531474
Keked
>>187531562
>>187531486
Still doesn't explain the eyes m8
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>>187532016
>He's probably accepted and proud of her. I know I would beWoomy!
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>>187532016
>>187532205
>>187532697
Thanks /ink/
>>187532915
your woomy gives the best blows
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>>187533172
>your woomy gives the best blows
I'd expect nothing less
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>>187533172
Are you gonna be doing any more?
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>>187533072
Why do you have white skin?
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>>187532016
>>187532321
>ywn pack your woomy's school bag with extra condoms and lube
>ywn get texts and phone pics from her letting you know she's getting gangbanged so she might be home late
>ywn text her back to let her know that you've left her some dinner in the fridge
>ywn get up in the middle of the night to find her passed out with her dinner plate on the coffee table
>ywn realize she's fucking drunk as shit, half naked with her big juicy ass and puffy squid vulva sticking out
>ywn quietly lean over her in her completely vulnerable and unprotected state andpull a blanket over your darling baby girl so she doesn't catch a cold
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>>187531707
>drunk vs sober
what a huge difference
I thought you'd do things better drunk
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>>187533434
Jesus christ I need to sit down
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>>187533327
sorry, that's it for today.
I rarely do lewds though. I just didn't want to blue ball /ink/ with those abysmal drunk drawings
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>>187533340
How did you know I did? Hacks? I'm Mexican though.
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fuck i think im giving up on carbon
i really like the play style but it's way too dependent on rng
if you swim up to someone and you miss consider yourself dead
and also if you do hit the enemy there's a good chance he'll survive and back away
and then there's the vertical swing shit
it always seems to do the opposite of what you want it to do which fucks you up a lot
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>>187533434
this is canon
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>>187533478
drawing isnt a thing you do well when drunk, i can confirm this
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Do we know what are some of the MyNintendo rewards they said Splatoon 2 was going to have?
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>>187533848
S'all good, I was just curious. Got a twitter or anything?
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>>187534281
They said they were going to genetically engineer a real inkling and send it to your house for you to own.
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>>187534281
>that one coin that landed in between her pubescent like tiddys
Yuss
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>>187534281
A press release said the 7-eleven gear might be added, but that probably means not for a long ass time.
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How does slut woomy feel about the mating press? What's her favorite position?
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>>187534518
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>>187533434
>she wakes you up the next morning with a surprise to say thank you
What is it, /ink/?
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>>187534649
Apparently she likes it in the butt, but I doubt a proud slut woomy is going to turn her nose up at the mating press
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>>187534649Doggy anal, obviously, but she only saves that for her special someone
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Stop it you degenerates. These are innocent squids.
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>>187534895
A kiss on the cheek and a few of the condoms that she "forgot" to use
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>>187534895
A birthday cake that she picked up for you on the way home last night
It's not even your birthday
She was drunk it was just a spur of the moment thing
Also it was ice cream cake so it's half meltedsorry daddy
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>>187535126
They used to be!
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>>187534302drink-owlsoda.tumblr.com
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>>187534895A crudely made worlds best dad mug
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>>187534281
I just have many coins already, and nothing to spend them on, so I hope at least the Splatoon 2 rewards to not be something shitty like 10,000 squid coins for XX My Nintendo Coins.
Food Tickets rewards could be decent
A Super Sea Snail would be good
Special Gear would be perfectA Squid Squad music extension will be too unfair, and yet I will make sure to get it no matter what
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>>187534886
[Peepee tingling intensifies]
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>>187535126
Not slut woomy.
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wait does the meter have to get full for +1?
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I haven't been here in /ink/ for a long time but I was wondering about this artist for pic related. Did they ever leave behind an art site that I missed in the archive?
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>>187532915
Say, what's her main weapon? I feel she's the type that likes things that can serve their purpose outside battle. Is it long and skinny Jet, or short but stocky 52? Or maybe dualies? What does she think about the Dynadong?
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so when are woomy gangbangs
gangbang the slut orspecial woomy
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>>187499217
I like this splatfest better
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So is it me or did they adjust Marina's dialogue recently? I have been seeing her being actually nice for once in recent times I log in to see the map rotations
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>>187537178
>orspecial woomy
You sick fuck, don't even joke like that, she is innocent and to be protected. I don't want you thinking a single lewd thing about special woomy, got it?
Now lets see how many dicks slut woomy can take at once.
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>>187537195
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>>187537413
Come, it'll be fun! It's how you win turf war! Everything has to be covered in ink! The floors, the wall, and her!
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>>187537501
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>>187537195
>tfw amputee fetish
I guess Marie... But Marie would be better without feet...they'll regrow, don't worry
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Okay, /ink/, here's the true test since S+ doesn't mean anything anymore. How many gold squids do you have on hard?
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name me weapon i should get good at
please serious suggestions
and no splatlings or chargers
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when is the other splattershot pro being released
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>level 1
>paired against lvl 30s and such
What the fuck is with this game's matchmaking?
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>you will never make passionate love to special woomy and as she goes down on you, you say for her to keep the helmet on
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>>187537623
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>>187537982
Can you guys stop?
come on this is ridiculous
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>>187537961
>people wanna fuck all the woomies again
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>>187538163
Stop what? Head back to whatever the fuck you crawled from
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>>187537961
Regular slosher for when tri gets inevitable nerfed.
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>>187538163
Is it so wrong to have love bloom even on the potato field?
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how thicc is too thicc?
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>>187538163
I'm not him but you can just ignore shit like that and they will eventually go away but they mostly say shit like that as a joke my dude chill
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>>187537080
I'd say a slosherto collect all the semen for a cumbath
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>>187537961
Splash-o-Matic
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>>187538163
>getting upset about a post an an anonymous forum on the internet
Just ignore it, have your fun, because you cant stop others from having theirs
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NERF TRI SLOSHERS ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>187538492
No! Special woomy needs all the help she can get!
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>>187538492
Buff Aerospray
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>>187538451
these are probably the same people that get anally devastated when someone posted a webm
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>>187538568
But she uses the Inkbrush.
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>>187528297
I don't agree with this. I would never be with Off the Hook in the first place.
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>>187537961
Try Enperry Dualies. Both its kit and the weapon itself are fun.
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>>187538492
What gun do you use?
No, stop, don't post, I know you'll name something short-ranged. Get Mini Splatling or L3.
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>>187538581
If you want a buff aerospray just use splatling gun. It is everything the aerospray does but better.
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>>187538764
Except mobility but okay. Both can do really well in good hands.
Buff Inkbrush, Gootuber and Clash, though.
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>>187537974
September 1st, 10:00PM EST
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>>187538686
t. bucket main
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>>187537929
I have gold on all the slow songs. Been grinding away at Deluge Dirge, though but those fast sections kill me every time.
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>>187538764
>Splatling
>Having the mobility and turf coverage of an aerospray.
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Why's she crying?
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>>187537961
I've had the most fun with Jet Squelcher
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>>187539483
because they took her helmet again
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>>187539265
One could argue that the mobility restriction is not an issue since the range allows you to splat everything infront of you with little competition from other shooters
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>>187539483
she ran out of tendies
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>>187539483
/ink/ keeps calling her special because she has unfresh clothes.
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>>187539483
Someone tried to teach physically teach her the mating press.
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>>187539483
Do you think she would wear those velcro sandles? I bet it would look cute on her
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>>187538683
Not them
I've been using Splat Dualies and Hero Dualies for most of the game. Seeing more and more ink armor and inkjets, and tentamissiles isn't cutting it anymore outside of SZ
Aside from the kit and a higher requirement for the special, are there any other differences between stock and Enperry? The recent range buff was only for stock, right?
I'm going to miss burst bombs, but I guess I can at least get some subsaver to offset the tax hike for getting real bombs
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Is object shredder required to git gud in the current meta?
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>>187540183
Raijin step is all you need.
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>>187539943
I wish I was that inkling right now
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>>187540334
I wish I was a little girl too
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>>187537976
You are playing the friendly mode.
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>>187540183
No, if you use Splattershot or splatling. If you use small guns or Splat Roller, OS is mandatory (SR can use curling bomb to break armor). If you use weapons with long action- stop using them, you have no way around armor and are just crippling yourself.
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>>187539607
The moment you run into someone with a brain, you die with the splating. Then again you also die if you're using an aerospray. But the Aerospray inks more turf.
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>>187526841
Both, handheld more often since the Tv is usually taken.
Both with motion
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>>187540481
THATS NOT WHAT MEANT FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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That's the first time I've gotten one to roll like that!
That's good because I've only got like 12 chunks.
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>>187540706
scrub it and youll have 15 :)
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what is the fastest way to get xp, using the food buffs in turf war? if so is the only way you can get them is through grizz balls?
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>>187539483
she's reading this thread
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>S. Woomy
does the 'S' stand for special or slut
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>>187526841
docked/tabletop
I use the kickstand and set it next to my keyboard when i wanna play and post. It's always docked for Salmon Run, and sometimes I'll play in docked.
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>>187540646
The only way you can die with the splatling is if you over extend yourself and someone flanks you. If you use the range to your advantage, no one can touch you.
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>>187540882
Food buffs in Ranked. Just remember to keep winning.
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>>187540882
Exp and Money tickets can also be found in the story mode and also bought for 1500 balls after you've fully upgraded everything,
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>>187540992
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>>187539483
Becausemating press
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>>187524006
>>187522948
Even the guys wear those. They're just undershirt wife beaters. You can see them on shit like that one black Aniki whatever.
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>>187541137
>and also bought for 1500 balls after you've fully upgraded everything
wait what? who sells them? Crusty? and do you mean if you have every clothing piece you own with full slots?
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>>187536960
http://noseanon.imgur.com/ for splatoon stuff, unless you're asking for a general art site?
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>>187541336
single player
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Uh oh.. im starting to have a lot offunwith the dynamo..
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Stop bullying retarded squids, you fascists.
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>>187541430
how
literally any weapon can kill you in the time it takes to flick
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>>187541336
In the single player mode. After you've upgraded all your weapons you're given the option to reset everything to blank so you can rebuy them (why?) or just buy meal tickets.
It's just for exp and money and only 1.5x
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>>187541395
Oh those balls, I see. Strange they dont tell you this, or I must have missed it. I guess that give more reason to replay singleplayer mode
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>>187541436
I'm giving my love to them!
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>>187541526
just dont run up to people head on like a retard
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>>187541526
It's just a long range weapon. You never actually use the roller, since it's so slow and fucking awkward, and has horrid coverage.
Which strikes me as summing up rollers in 2: they're shitty guns that discourage you from rolling at all.
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>>187541430
That fun will abruptly end when you rank up further
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>>187541390
Please help, I'm terrified.Good stuff
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>>187539483
She has helmet hair.
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>>187541804
I wonder what can be done about that.
Steamrolling is fun, especially since it gives a different message for it, but so hard to do these days.
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>>187541804
The rollers seem to be a babby mode weapon for new players to use to get their feet wet and figure out the system.
Using it is pretty straightforward, it sounds and looks like a lot of fun, but it's actually not very good in higher level play. It reminds me of the original design process behind TF2's Pyro.
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>>187513342
That's what you think
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>tfw the daily Callie poster will eventually run out of ideas for miiverse posts and stop making them or get bored of the game and never make daily Callie art again
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>2 aerospary and 1 gootuber on my team
well this was a pretty bad game
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>>187541590
No, you won't.
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>>187542263
All they need to do is remove the acceleration they added.
but only on the dynamo
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>>187538341
hm i rarely see those around and the have nice reach
>>187538385
do i have to flank with that?
it doesn't have much range but its pretty accurate right?
>>187538683
oh they have more range than i thought
fells strange to shoot with them though
sometimes all shots hit sometimes only half of them
and i have to get into rolling
>>187539589
might be pretty good but im very used to medium and close ranged weapons and my aim isn't the best
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>>187542857
but it helps them with coverage
rollers are pretty shit to get points with imo
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>>187537961
Tentatek Splattershot
N-ZAP '85
Rapid Blaster
Tri-Slosher
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>>187542263
They handled it the wrong way by giving up on rolling and trying to compensate by giving them a longer range attack. Which just made them into guns with really bad performance, since it's next to impossible to roll in 2. You're too visible, too slow, too easy to outmaneuver. When the best counter to your weapon is slowly stepping backwards one or two steps, you know you have a shit weapon. And treating them as a beginner weapon that everyone acknowledges is bad and has to stop using isn't a solution either.
You would have to get rid of their fling ability entirely (both vertical and horizontal) and expand on their mobility while rolling. They would have to function somewhat like a giant ass dualie. While rolling, you're actually fairly slow at start (moreso than even now), but have a very large horizontal coverage area. You wind up speed, same as now. You have two options while rolling: you flip yourself over your own roller, which gives you i-frames and a somewhat large forward "hammer" damage cone, but it resets your speed and consumes more ink. Or a side "roll" with B that allows you to continue painting, doesn't reset your speed but does lower it. Other variants could include rollers that behave more like shields (like the umbrella), or ones that have a slow, visible parry that deflects shots. Et cetera.
Basically, whatever. Just don't try to fix rollers by making them guns. They're not guns, and they aren't going to beat a gun. You have to expand what the fucking roller does, since that's what the useless turd IS.
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AHHH WHY IS THE RAPID BLASTER SO BROKEN FFFFFUUUCCCCKKK
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>>187543290
well i crutched my way up to B in all the modes with the rapid blaster getting easy kills and felt bad for that and decided i want to prove my skill with a normal weapon
same reason i dont want to use the tri slosher
the tentatek is weird though some call it crutch but i haven't seen people complain about it for a while now
n-zap sounds nice though
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>>187544017
>prove my skill with a normal weapon
Use the Blaster. It's a combination of stupid bullshit and skill in one.
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>>187543653
Every Blaster feels absurd to fight against. It doesn't matter that they take more than 1 shot to splat you; the splash covers your immediate vicinity with their ink so you can't swim away, then the second shot comes too quickly for you to make any getaway.
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>>187543653
they're pretty useless at close range, just get in there :^)
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>>187543653
>using rapid blaster in splat zones
>put both mines in the zone so when someone inks it it will ink it back to our color
>this has saved me countless times from overtime
Life it's great
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>>187544017
Part of skill in a game is determining an optimal strategy. Do chess players get "more skilled" by refusing to use their queen?
The Tentatek is the best weapon in the game, better than the tri-slosher, but it just hasn't been memed hard enough. Nzap is also good, but the general issue is that tri-slosher is probably a better weapon if you want to have a weapon with ink armor. Tentatek is good because it's a good weapon with a great special too.
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>>187544329
>this coloring
is this from flipnote?
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1 hour left
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how does everyone feel about the sloshing machine?
i decided to give it a try and i ended up loving it, i even warmed up to the stingray now that i know how to use it
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>>187544412
I believe so
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>>187544473
we have to do a league like that someday
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>>187518637
It's not bad, but it's severely outclassed by the Splat Dualies. I suggest picking up one of those instead. It's basically the same thing, but with a roll.
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>>187543653
>>187544017
>All these scrubs manhandling my weaponfu
Feelsbadman.jpg
>>187544292
Go forwards, diagonally
>>187544391
Optimal strategy means jack if you only use one weapon. You'll never master the game if you don't at least try every type of weapon
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>>187543653
Get close to it or pressure it out of its comfort zone.
>I can't get close when it's shooting me
If you let Rapid to shoot you, your best bet is running. Get close when they're not shooting you.
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>>187544780
I never said you shouldn't try them all. Why do you think I recommended four different weapons?
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I'm really glad my woomy will never become a meme
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>everyone says the Clash Blaster is shit
>figure it can't be that bad
>give it a shot
>can't kill
>can't cover ground
>pretty bad ink tank even with ability buffs
Jesus Christ it's like they hated the idea of a rapid fire, short range blaster so much they couldn't get enough joy with just nerfing the Luna Blaster hard but made a worse version of it and locked it behind level 30 for kicks
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>>187544473
Finally, ranked and turfwars are never a clear indicator of skill. Only those who survive the Barbarian Hoards can be truly declared good at the game.
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>>187536447
Marie is into watersports?
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>>187545093
>nerf the Luna Blaster hard
>people on /ink/ still hate it
Why is this?
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>>187545408
We still feel bitter from the first game.
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>>187545093
The fact that it's the last weapon you unlock is the funniest thing.
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>>187545051
Sorry anon, I only read the first sentence
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>>187545408
Because it wasn't nerfed hard enough.
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>>187545473
Then why isn't /ink/ still hating on the Dynamo, Krak-on, and E-liter anymore?
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>>187545408
you can't just stop hating things out of nowhere dumb animeposter, do you think i will hate dynamo, memeliter or cancer blaster less just because they're not hot shit now?
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>>187545539
>>187545473
>>187545573
What weapons do you main anons?
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>>187545348
Maybe what if she dreams of being a human so she can swim in water and kinda hides her tentacles in a hair style
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>>187545705
(Forge) Splattershot Pro and Hero Charger Replica. I'm trying to be decent with the Heavy Splatling.
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>>187545529
It's okay.
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What's everyone's thoughts on the Glooga Dualies?
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>>187545408
I love the Luna Blaster though, it is fantastic on Tower control.
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>>187545573
>do you think i will hate dynamo, memeliter or cancer blaster less just because they're not hot shit now?
/ink/ isn't doing it anymore for the first two
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>>187545705
I'm pretty bad at shooters, so I haven't really found one I particularly am any good at. As long as I play like a coward, I can do fine with a Rapid Blaster. I tried Dualie Squlechers for a while, but got tired of having to shoot people for 5 seconds to kill them, as they ignore my fire and just walk up and kill me in one or two hits. Before that I used rollers, so I lost a good 60-70% of my matches. Not having a great time.
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>>187544292
Ah yes, the "Counter-Strike School Of Design" strikes again!
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>>187545879
Looks like a glue gun. I heard it gets stronger when you roll, but not more accurate.
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>>187545898
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>>187545705
Aerospray of course.
It still needs a buff.
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>>187545751
That's not what I mean though!
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>>187546160
Where did you hear that?
Is there a source I can go to?
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>>187541390
Yes I meant like a general site, though thank you for the imgur link I missed some of these for my folders.
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Right, i'm done. I'm using the fucking bucket. Fuck every single one of you.
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>>187546087
Try the Sploosh, it is the real man's shooter, all you do is move and click, if they are in front of you they die
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>>187546554
Jesus christ, that's a fuckton of effort for something you'll never see feedback for.
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>>187545705
I don't have 2, i also have no fucking idea how do i get all these points with bucket, i barely remeber using it
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>>187545093
I used to a little on Tower Control, it's fairly decent at harassing people at and around the tower
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Why is it so perfect?
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>>187546572
ANON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!
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Good advice on the different gear main-only abilities from an earlier thread.
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>>187545705
Brushes
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>>187544391
huh trying the n-zap right now and it's kinda strange to wield a shooter again
i mostly used carbon and sloshing machine in the past days
did great though
18 kills in first round and 15 in second round SZ rank S
and the suction bombs are the shit
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>>187546608
Did, but sloshers wear out my hands pretty easily.
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>>187547076
Because it needs to be nerfed into a 4 hit kill weapon like the N zap.
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>>187546314
It was when the weapon was first mined and the description was posted here. I'll have to look through the archives to dig it up.
On the same note both Tetra Dualies' gimmick is they can roll four times before stopping, at least what I remember.
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>>187547076
Best brand, great weapon, best sub, best special. It needs Stingray
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>>187546667
You have to post it on Twitter to get it to appear in-game.
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>>187547131
Solid tips. Cool.
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>>187547230
Sploosh is a shooter
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>>187547381
>Made an account to post miiverse stuff
>Account gets suspended for suspicious behavior because I don't want to give Twitter my fucking phone
Shit sucks, man, i just wanna doodle.
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>>187547241
No, it doesn't. The N-zap shoots faster so it takes more shots to kill.
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>>187547428
In other words, since it's not hold to fire, it fucks up my hands.
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>>187547480
Splatershot has greater range.
Ergo it should get a damage nerf to balance it.
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>>187546554
i believe it'shttps://dubiousmushroom.deviantart.com/
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>>187547508
Stop fapping so much
Or fap more so your baby hands can take the action
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>>187535065
>ywnlewd slut woomy while she calls you Daddy
Why even live at this point?
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>>187538686
L3 has more range than the Splattershot
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>>187546554
How am I supposed to tell between good autism art and lazy app printed art now?
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>>187548141
If it's memes or photographic, it's printed
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>>187547687
It doesn't though. In fact, the N-zap has slightly more range.
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>>187547687
I'm glad you have no control over anything.
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Why are Mariefags such freaks?
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>>187547730
Thank you so much! I'm glad to see noseanon is still working on artwork.
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>>187548419
It's not Marie's fault. They were that way before.
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>>187548419
Who else will like the worse bitch sister? They are probably pearlfags as well
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>>187547508
Sploosh is hold to fire, hello? Are you okay??
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>>187547089
It's too late Anon, I've already won twice.This shit is boring as fuck, can't wait for the Splatfest to be over with.
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>>187547508
stretch your wrists inbetween games
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did splatfest start? I thought it was on September 2nd??
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>>187548569
>you will never get sandwiched between Marie and Pearl's asses
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>2 chargers and a blaster on my team in splat zones
Enjoy 5 minutes of nonstop booyah spam, you fucking shitters.
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>>187548797
starts this weekend but you can wear your shirt a week early
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Will I make it?
Place your bets, /ink/
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>>187548569
I'm a Pearlfag but I like Callie more
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>>187548785
misread this as "slash your wrists inbetween games"
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>>187549119
>luna shitter ignores the objective
Typical.
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>>187549053
u ded son
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>>187549231That's why I deranked to A+ multiple times. ;_;
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>>187547874
Now I wish I could draw
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>>187549317
>>187549317
>>187549317
>>187549317
>>187549317
get inside of me
>>
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>>187549053
Rip in piss, you won't be missed
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>>187549308
You deserved it, faggot.
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>>187549119
>deleted
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>>187547131
Ninja squid is pretty much useless on a close range weapon most of the time. It only really works if you already have turf superiority
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>>187549119
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>>187549332I've been tempted to try and start drawing again because of all the lewd woomies in this tthread
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Post your gunfus /ink/
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>>187549668
Dead thread
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>>187549668
Here's my gunfu.
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how does the rotation look at first glance?
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>>187547131
This is the first I've heard that Respawn Punisher was translated wrong.
https://youtu.be/GnIAN06eSAE?t=815
Still weird.
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requesting a comic where a squad is preparing to carry special woomy, but ends up being carried by her because she uses her retard strength to flick the dynamo like a carbon
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>>187518823
End my life now, anon.
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