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War of the Chosen Inbound Edition.

Previous thread: >>187443346

News:
1)EXPANSION dropping August 29th
>https://xcom.com/war-of-the-chosen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3bENBYSucQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpLcPIWqK18
>https://pastebin.com/8prFHUNj
>Demo for the WotC photo booth now available: http://store.steampowered.com/app/433050/XCOM_2_War_of_the_Chosen__Propaganda_Center/

2)Julian Gallop Phoenix Point AMA
>http://pastebin.com/PZWh2Zr1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuN9g502cYM

3)Jake spoke at PAX East on March 10th on the growing pains of rebooting XCOM
>https://pvplive.net/c/pax-east-jake-solomon-xcom-3

4)LONG WAR 2 1.4 is OUT
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=844674609
>http://www.pavonisinteractive.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=25894

The /xcg/ Mandatory Read:
>http://pastebin.com/k9pT8zx4

/xcg/ XCOM 2 Character Pool:
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/12XvY-C-RoQZUexxauBXcCsw1jElq-g8TaCNpLgG2atM/edit

Image Library of /xcg/:
>http://imgur.com/a/S1qfx

<<Helpful XCOM 2 Links!>>

List of compatible mods for Long War 2
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0KYKP0J-c9vcksxLXBTUkFzdE0/view

XCOM2 modlist, updated a bunch of threads ago!
>http://pastebin.com/pTMatP5Z

MEGA Mod Repository, now contains all of the mods in the modlist!
>https://mega.nz/#F!HlgWjCqR!STJ0c0kW8Fs6jKynqKyerw

Modlist Steam Collection - Contains 99% of the mods in the modlist:
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=756115171

Assorted improvements (Skip intros, alleviate stuttering, multi monitor support, and resolutions past 1080p):
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=616682629

/xcg/'s Long War Library (New LW players read this shit or you will be ignored):
>http://pastebin.com/YmaXBKpN
Piratez mod for OpenXCom:
>http://openxcom.org/forum/index.php/topic,3626.0.html

Scratch one bogey, UFO down:
https://youtu.be/dZBoiW460nU
https://youtu.be/80XAJKqRU9k
https://youtu.be/o1Qkzj5bStU
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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To be the eye of the storm.
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PISTOLS
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ARE
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>>187548496
As in having them as a faction at best, another class of hero units at worst.

Don't fucking tempt me, I have skimmed over the Anarchist's Cookbook while drunk.
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Jake is truly /myguy/
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>>187548817
Well there's already the XCOM MOCX faction, which is basically exact. Maybe you can modify them to all wear the EXALT cosmetic ports
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Will they remain useful in wotc?
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>>187548726
Why the fuck are y'all still ranting? We've known that release is a little over 4 hours from now for a week.

Calm down, have a wank, have a nap, do something other than raging impotently on fucking 4chan.

Spare a thought for those of us who have to get up at 5am and see if GMG has delivered our codes.
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>>187549021

It's basically primal therapy at this point.
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>>187549021
It's just hype shitposting anon
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>>187549021
SHUT THE FUCK UP JAKE
JUST RELEASE IT ALREADY
JUST
FUCKING
RELEASE IT
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Imagine being Jake during development, having to be all like "damn, Chosen Assassin , you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my in-game character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another viper in his room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jake and not only sit in that chair while that assassin flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there,, hour after hour, while she perfected that vanishing wind. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ASSASSINS LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of sneks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with the Elder's gifts in the previous months. And then the publisher calls for another feature, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jake. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>187549021
Everybody is just excited for Jake's game.
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>>187549194
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>>187549021
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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The first mod that will come out for WotC is one that allows you to take more than one hero unit on a mission.

I want to have a full Templar crusade on an ADVENT base.
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[MUFFLED STATIC]
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who else is ready for bore of the chosen to be utter dog shit
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>>187549891
That's funny.

What's funnier than this is that he's a fucking millionaire, fucking 10/10's left and right, and designing epic fucking games while you ugly losers post on an imageboard all day and haven't even kissed a girl. I know why you hate him so much. It's because you're all jealous. You all want to be game designers, but it won't ever happen in your pathetic lives because you don't have what it takes. Jake does, and that's why Jake gets paid the big bucks. Jake doesn't give a fuck about any of you or about this fucking "Bore of the Chosen" bullshit (as he just showed) Keep jacking off to pictures of sneks while they're the ones jacking Jake off. Fuck off, faggots.
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>>187549891
I'm cautiously optimistic
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>>187549194
>"damn, Chosen Assassin , you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face
lmao
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>>187549891
boar wine, your grace
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Let us spare a thought for our cousins in the console territories, whose expansion release does not take place today.
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alien hunters alpha strike power creep mass effect humanoid enemy avatar destiny paid mod charging for bug fixes bore of the Chosen!
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>>187550330
HA! Fuck consolecucks.

That'll teach em for muh never ever petition bullshit
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>>187549891
You could say I'm "hyped" for Chore of the Chosen. If by hyped you mean sitting here with a wicked grin on my face waiting for all the people on this general to lose there shit on release, only to be deflated and rage and cry a few hours later when this shit games true colors are revealed.
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>>187549891
Luckily I'll just refund it if it's shit.
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>>187550612
Its true colors such as?
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>>187550330
>cousin
>console
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Has it been confirmed/denied yet that if you don't integrate the DLC with WotC you still get the balance changes on the DLC stuff?
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>3 hours left
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>187550612

Hahaa, joke's on you, my standards are so low that I'll enjoy it no matter how shit it is!
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>>187551016
yes
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>>187551223
3 hour and 48 minutes actually
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>>187551012
brown.
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>>187550612
Go back to xenonauts boreposter
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>>187550208
I THOUGHT I COULD HAVE ANY WHORE I WANTED
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>>187551405
Wow that argument. It truly blew me away...
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>>187551407
please don't remind me about xenonauts, i'm still sad
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>>187551269
Wait do I get DLC content if I buy war of the chosen but not the other DLC?
Side question: are the other DLCs worth buying?
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Fuck, I should finish my current Legendary run since I'm so close but I want to play the new expac goddamnit.
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>>187551269
So what's the purpose of integrated DLC? Also since I'm retarded this means if you don't integrate, you're able to do viper lair/shen's last gift with the buffs and nerfs? I want my free gear + spark god damn it.
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>>187551926
You don't get the DLC content unless you own the DLC. Anarchy's children has some good customization options like the legs and bare arms, other than that SPARKS are fun and Alien Hunters will probably add some nice variety to WOTC.
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>>187552479
I think the main reason is mission density
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>Commander, this will surely be the War Of The Chosen.
Really, Jake?
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>>187552812
Why is Warlock not in the middle?
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>>187552971
He doesn't have tits
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>>187552971
He has a larger silhouette, putting him offset makes his presence less "threatening."
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>187552951
SCINTILLATING dialogue
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It's not going to release faster just because you scream about it chucklefucks.
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>>187553160
What?
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RELEASE YOUR GAME JAKE
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Jake here. Releasing the expansion now. Have fun!
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wakey wakey, sneks and Jakey
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I saw Jake Solomon at a grocery store in Baltimore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>187553296
CAREFUL JAKE, CAREFUL NOW
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>3 hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>3 hours
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>>187549021
You must be new
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3 HOURS

6 AM EUROPEAN ROLLOUT

WHAT A GLORIOUS TIME TO BE INSOMNIAC
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Fuck that goddamn fishing village. I had a 90% rocket and a 98% shotgun miss so both my heavies died before I even hit the ship. Thank god my sniper survived.
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>>187555186
Actually i'm going to sleep. i'll be in shape to witness the M A G N I F I C E N T D E S I G N
Godspeed you madman
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>>187552951
roll credits
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>>187555296
Don't you have to click play for the DLC itself to download?
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>>187555186
>midnight EST
>NEET
best feel
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>>187555059
>Using Pacific Shit Time
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>>187555447
I have the optical fiber (luckily)
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>>187553652
This has to be pasta. There's no way you came up with this on your own, anon
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>"thank god you're back commander, when president drumpf tried defending us 20 years ago he was destroyed, just goes to show walls dont do much against the aliens"

What did Jake 'My XCOM is a Romcom" Solomon mean by this line?
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>>187552736
you planning on playing the dlc story missions integrated with wotc?
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>>187555186
>up all night for unrelated reasons
>probably fall asleep an hour before it hits
Key probably won't be sent out by GMG at release anyway, I lose nothing.
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>>187555696
Aliens took over the world in 2015.
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>Its 29th of August here
>I still don't have my expansion
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>>187555447
nah it should automatically download, I've only got like 3 mb/s though and it's going to be like a 30 gig download so feels bad man, also my family will be bitching at me for taking up all the bandwidth so I'll probably have to throttle down to 2 mb/s.
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>>187555824
Join the queue, the 29th is already halfway over here
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>>187555824
4 AM here
Losing control of my life and just wanting that fucking expansion already
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>>187555727
First run I'll probably do integrated, but I think that means the DLC story missions are disabled and all the features are built in to the campaign.
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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2 HOURS LEFT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PASS THE TIME
WHAT ARE YOU EATING IN THE TIME
WHAT TIME WILL YOU HAVE LEFT WHEN IT RELEASES
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>>187555456
>tfw NEET but have a decent sleep schedule
At least I'll be able to play when I wake up.
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Let us pay respects to the anons that died before this point.
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>>187556156
>2 hours
2 hours and 55 minutes
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>>187556310
+DL time
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>>187556090
>keeping resistance warrior pack
>not having anarchy's children installed
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>>187556090
>turning off Anarchy's Children
literally why
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>last thread
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>>187556090
Why don't you like Mad Max anon.
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>>187556358
so another week for australia?
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>>187556156
I have spent the last hour lying in my chair listening to black metal.
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>>187556479
>RELEASE JAKE RELEASE JAKE

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>187556535
>not having the NBN
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>>187556367
>>187556405

Anarchy's Children fucks up soldier customization, and every time you change torso or legs it resets your arm presets

The fact 90 % of what it gives is edgy bullshit doesn't help
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>>187556479
>XCOM 2 after War of the Chosen releases.
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>>187556713
Hating edgy stuff is the new edgy I guess
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>>187556479
>bore
why did I start this meme
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JAKE WHERE IS MY GMG KEY THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE
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>>187556713
The anarchy legs are way better than 3 out of 4 of the default crap, and having the option of having bare arms for showing off tattoos is good too. It's a must have mod for me, particularly because we are going full vanilla with most cosmetic mods being broken so I need all the options I can get. The arm thing is annoying but it takes like 2 seconds to fix, not to mention you are only going to have 4 options to choose from anyways.
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>tfw I have to wait for a crack too
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>>187556479
>long shit
Sums it up about right.
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mfw I have to go to bed now for classes tomorrow and I can't pre load the expac
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>>187555696
No, the council people accepted these Alien refugees since its supposed to be the lose scenario in EU
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>>187557310
You're not one of those filthy pirates, are you? You wouldn't pirate my masterpiece?
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>>187556479
>fuck mods
FUCK MODS.
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has it been revealed its actually 30gb or is that just a rough estimate?
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>>187556479
>black chosen makes every general guys
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>>187556479
>Jake fucking every general
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>>187557513
I pirated EU, didn't like it. Pirated EW, liked it, bought it.

Pirated 2, didn't like it. Pirating this expansion, well, you get where I'm going.
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>>187557876
>2, didn't like it
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I want Jake to cum in my ass

But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis.
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>>187556479
>Never ever ADVENT
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>>187556479
>fuck mods since xcom still bad
It speaks the truth
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>>187558091
>You will never fill Firaxis Weyoun with your spunk
Life is suffering.
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Anyone been able to preload it on steam?
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>>187558367
I'd preload it on Jake's steam if you know what I mean
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>>187558091
fucking fags and your bullshit
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>>187558216
Holy shit that is Firaxis Weyoun. What the fuck is that about? I didn't know Jeffrey Combs worked for Firaxis now.
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>>187558367
No preload, it is dlc and steam doesn't preload dlc. It will download when it releases.
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>>187558495
IIRC he's one of the lead designers for Beyond Earth. Not sure if he got demoted to being their public face or if he just enjoys doing it or what but he seems to be their main stream dude now.
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2 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES
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>>187558086
*Pirated it AT LAUNCH

Does that make a difference to you? I fucking hope so.
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Hey anon, I heard you uh, really like uh, my game. I think it's a really great game, it's got a lot of nice fun stuff like explosions, aliens, and for the first time in the XCOM series, these sort of uh, boss aliens who can do lots of really cool stuff.
>Jake moves closer, you can feel his hot breathe roll down the sweat of your flabby back

I really think that's really cool, how much you like my game and I think it'll be really good and you're gonna have a lot of fun with it when it comes out.

>he presses his chest against yours, his chest hairs meeting your unshaved and pudgy back, the masculine hairs mixing together as your bodies contrast, your generous form against his sculpted body

I know it's a long wait, and it's so close, and we're both here together...

>his hands are roaming between the rolls of flesh that make your stomach, cupping your sagging mantits, and probing down to your stomach casted over your dick

It's just that you've got a wait a little longer, and i uh, love being a you know, little tease and stuff. Like Vahlen's story or releasing at 11PM and getting the release date all fucked up and complicated.
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Are you ready?
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>>187559560
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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>>187559289
It does not, no.
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>>187559726
You're beyond saving, then.
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>>187559560
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>187559560
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Need a drawfag making a Viper version
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>Steam Forum shitlers bitching about visual downgrades because Firaxis optimized the special effects and the destruction to not cause freezes
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>tfw australia
>xpac unlocks in 2-3 hours
>gonna have to spend the next 12 hours downloading it
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WHERE IS MY GMG KEY?
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>>187560152
>Beags trying to wrap his head around the concept of not overwatch crawling
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>>187560152
I NEED MY GAMERSGATE KEY TOO FUCK
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Just got my key. Check pic related for proof.
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Guys, can we all calm down and realize this will probably be the last bit of xcom content we'll get for years, if ever, if they never continue the series?

XCOM 2 didn't really have the best sales, this may be it lads.
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>>187560109
>>gonna have to spend the next 12 hours downloading it

That can't be true...
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so should i buy the xpac on release or no

is it worth playing only with vanilla customization again because that shit was 90% hot garbage
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>>187560152
>>187560286
just be patient, like the elder's MOST LOYAL CHAMPION would be
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>>187560109
Jesus, what lightning speeds are you dealing with?

I have to resolve to leaving my computer on for the next couple of days, and avoiding here for spoilers.
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>>187560470
Are you kidding? X2 sold really well from all that I've heard. I'm sure we'll get more XCOM content in the future, be it XCOM 3: Jake's Revenge or more XCOM 2 expacs.
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>>187560535
half the armor mods still work and all the voice, tatto , color and camo mods will too
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>>187560463
Same bro!
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>>187558497

Thanks for the info bruh
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>>187560152
SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

>>187560540
SILENCE, MISCREANT
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>>187560152
>>187560280

The streams are going to be quite the thing to watch.
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>>187560691
which armor mods are mainly being broken? i'll prob pick this up within the week if the halo soldiers one still works.
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>>187560152
What the FUCK happened to Beagle.
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>>187560470
>>187560639
It's flimsy bait, especially since Phoenix Point and Xenonauts 2 are coming out next year.
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>>187561086
he stopped playing arma2
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This statue looks pretty wrong from that angle
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GAMEU
GAMEU
JAKE ONNI CHAN
GIVE ME MY GAMEU
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>>187561150
>Xenonauts 2
Did they fix the problems of the first one or is it basically round 2?
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>>187561176
I never noticed that they built that statue in real life. That's pretty impressive.
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JAKE JUST FUCKING LET ME PLAY
JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>187561290
No idea, here's to hoping they learned from their excitement.
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Hey I bought it but it's not out yet, how big is this DLC supposed to be, the War of the Chosen thing?

Also do we have any word on a Long War 2 expansion for it?
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>>187561323

E3 prop
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>>187561596
We don't know, comparing required space on harddrive on steam seems to imply 20-30 gig
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>>187561596
>Hey I bought it but it's not out yet, how big is this DLC supposed to be, the War of the Chosen thing?
It isn't DLC, it's a true expansion, so it is sizable as fuck.

>Also do we have any word on a Long War 2 expansion for it?
No, we do not.
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING KEY
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>>187561596
it says 65 gig on steam store page.
if you are on about content its an overhaul and add-on at the same time with the chosen ruining the campaign map and new soldiers and unique factions and the removal of the avatar timer.
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>>187560639
X2 outsold EU

we're good
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>>187561838
>removal of the avatar timer.
Wait what.
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>>187561838
>and the removal of the avatar timer.

wait what

I have been avoiding them youtubers and the like but that's unexpected news to me. How does that work?
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>>187561838
I don't know basically anything about it except it comes with new classes and stuff, I'm just wondering how long it's going to take to download on my caveman internet. That sounds like it's bigger than the original game though, that's absurd. I guess that means there'll be a lot of content, or at least some cool cutscenes, or maybe it counts the original game.

>>187561818
Damn, though I guess it probably includes some ideas from LW as part of the core now. I really like Long war but the sheer number of missions I had to do was exhausting. I mostly play this game so that I can write fanfiction about the soldiers. Maybe this will be better for that.
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>>187560691
wrong about the armor, I've tested like 15 and every one is pretty broken. A minority of the individual pieces work but whats the point of having a mod installed increasing loading time and decreasing performance if you can't even use it's full potential. Also it breaks the menu to when you mouse over a piece with broken lighting it will freeze for a few seconds which is really annoying if your scrolling down a big list of armor. You are right about the other mods though, and I hope the lighting has an easy fix, they break depending on something to do with the lighting.
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>>187556156

Playing FE: Heroes.
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>>187562068
>>187561987
i saw it when they were doing the dev q and a on reddit that they were going to remove it but the articles on media say different so i dont know what the hell is going on now.
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>>187562773
>tfw I spent my last free orbs trying to get swimsuit corrin
>I get fucking Ike instead
I'm not sure how to feel on this one.
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>>187561235
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>>187562824
They can't remove the lose condition anon.
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>>187562908
The lose condition now seems to be that the Chosen come and kill you on your ship.
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>>187562993
I just checked gameplay footage, the avatar project is still in play.
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SOMEBODY CALL GMG AND TELL THEM TO CALL JAKE AND GET US OUR KEYS
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>>187562993
I think that was always the case. If you lose the ship you lost the campaign even before the expansion, it's just that the taken have flying carpets so they can go after Xcom and the White Rose Bradford better than the regular grunts.
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>>187562824
>>so i dont know what the hell is going on now.

Same here. We will know for sure in one hour from now.

If Jake releases the game that's it...
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>>187560639
>I'm sure we'll get more XCOM content in the future
Hopefully. I just want to recreate my mecfu, watch her wrestle a Berserker Queen to the ground and shove a rocket fist up its ass. Is that so much to ask?
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>>187563603
dumb avatarjjoeyposter
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>>187563641
>avatar joey
COMMANDER, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SEE THIS
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>>187562860
>>I get fucking Ike instead

You should have waited for CYL Ike instead.
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>>187562993
There is an option in the new campaign setting to double the amount of time it take for the avatar project as well as bunch or other shit but you can't turn it completely off without mods
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>>187563787
WOOWOOWOO!
*Teleports behind a sectoid and eats it in two bites*
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>>187556156
Playing pic related. I'm liking it.
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>>187563890
welp suppose i was half right as doubling time makes it feel like more of a resistance fight rather than a highly advanced flying deathstar that can fly across the globe without any alien issues whatsoever.
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>>187563890
forgot my pic
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>>187556156
panic buying operator waifus from the japs
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>>187564283
who /permanentdarkevents/ here?
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>>187562824
What they did is add a second wave option to double the number of avatar pips to start the doomclock.
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>>187563874
It wasn't even whaling. It was 5 orbs I had lying around.
>>
If the guys from the last thread are still around, mass effect bullets are stupid because the devs forgot to factor in air resistance, friction, and ballistics.
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>>187564678
but spess magic
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>when you wont even be able to play the expansion until sometime tomorrow morning/noon because 1mb/s download speed
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>>187564678
Space wizards did it, anon. Mass Effect doesn't make any science sense, just roll with it.
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>>187564290

Good Stuff.
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>>187560286
GAMERSGATE HAS BETRAYED US
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jake... please... im dying jake... release the game and force greenman gaming to send keys...
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$40 for:
>3 new shitty edgy classes
>3 humanoid generic Saturday-morning villain boss enemies
>4 new humanoid enemies
>bond system and quirk system aka we want the darkest dungeon audience
>more le random game events to make the game look more "deep"
>new meme shit like propaganda posters for the Reddit audience

Anyone who buys this $40 DLC needs to commit suicide.
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HOLD THE FUCK UP, EVERYONE

E3245 IS GONNA RELEASE AN IMPROVED WEAPON PACK, COMPLETE WITH ANIMATIONS, FIXED SIZING, AND 60 TOTAL WEAPONS

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT?

https://imgur.com/a/Po1YP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>187565573
I paid $30
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>>187565601
yeah it looks sick so far, check out his screenshots for more previews of weapons he's prob gonna add
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>>187564971
same here man, 20gb is like 4.5 hours at 1mb/s. really wish there was a fucking pre-load
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>>187565601
I saw it last thread Anon. Shit is going to be great. All weapons get upgraded when you research a new weapon tier. I can't wait to tactically genocide the Ayys with Jake's improved game and E3245s tacticool bullshit.
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>>187565763
I'm going to be downloading it at 200k/s
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>>187565404
Thanks. The previous one got a nendo announced yesterday if that's your thing.
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>>187565896
holy shit where the fuck do you live? the middle of a desert?
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43.2mb/s

God i love the island life
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I hope everyone who ordered from GMG gets their key a week from now.
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>>187565896
oh shit i thought you meant download speed. stay strong anon it will all be okay
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>>187565974
The base game already requires 45g
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>>187565573
this is you
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>>187566009
You can get that way in rural Clapistan. That was my internet speed for a long-ass time until I moved. Now I'm still rural but I've got a job in a tiny college town and that means internet.

Unfortunately the internet is Comcast,
but shitty Comcast with a bandwidth limit is still preferable to those speeds.
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>>187566084
I'm not that anon but my DL speed is 1mb too

>>187565896
rest in peace friend, there was a time when my dl speed was like 60k/s but I was a little lad and mainly just bought games at the store
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>>187565573

Okay pal
>>
IT COMES CLOSER
COME ON BB
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>>187566178
I get this bad in the fucking Bay Area California. The myth that living in libshit central gets you good internet is just that. It's because the cities don't actually give a shit and would rather spend their money on spic welfare and building new roadbumps than fiber.

Fucking faggots. This is the kind of shit that makes me wish we had a monarchy. King Washington XXIX would never have let this happen.
>>
1 (ONE) HOUR
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>187565979
>>187564290
>tfw want this stuff but live with family and don't want to reveal I'm a weeb
Sometimes being a neet isn't a positive.
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>>187566798
more like 1 min
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>>187566743
Democracy was a mistake
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>>187566813
There is literally nothing wrong with refusing to work or better yourself and staying locked in your room jerking off on Japanese action figures that your parents' money bought you and then taking pictures of the cum soaked toys and posting them online.
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>>187566893
more like you can't count
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>>187566178
This, local telecom monopolies are your only option if you're not in a big city and they're free to fuck you over however the hell you want since there's literally no competition, I used to have to pay $80 a month for 800kb/s. Now I live in a city where I have options, but they're still shit. I have to choose between two titanic telecom corporations with their own shitty deals but at least they're less shitty than the ones I've had before.
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>1 hour
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>>187566743
>would rather spend their money on spic welfare and building new roadbumps
this is so funny and sadly true

fuck road bumps
>>
>in approximately less than an hour
>approximately 1 hour
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>>187566984
it's been 1 hour for an hour. it was 4 hours 4 hours ago. really activating my acorns here
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I'm a fucking idiot and jumped the gun an hour, whoops.
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>>187566917
>parents money
I pay for my shit with disability from autism. Life is good but I would be too embarrassed to have anime stuff in my room.
>>
Day zero preorder here we go..
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>>187567196
>tfw you're too autistic to get autismbux
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>>187567196
>living off of stolen money
fucker
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>>187567196
kys yourself
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it's coming out at 12:01 EST you retards
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I might cancel my GMG pre-order and buy it on steam.
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>>187567196
You at the very least do all the housework for the people you live with right?
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>>187567048
Santa Cruzian here. It is literally all the city government does.

>Nice road there. It'd be a shame if someone were to put six roadbumps on it. With your money.
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>>187567171
that's how steam always shows it, if there is 2 hours and 45 minutes left, it will say 2 hours
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>>187566813
>>187567196

Dude, just do it.

Honestly it's not too power level revealing, just looks like GI-Moe. This shit is only awkward if you're awkward about it.
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>>187567196
nigga you have autism and you still live at home do you really think your parents are gonna be shocked if you start buying waifu shit? may as well go all the way and embrace your lifestyle
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WHY HAVE THE THIRD PARTY SITES STILL NOT SENT KEYS
RELEASE THE FUCKING KEYS GABEN
FIRST YOU KILL HALF LIFE SO YOU CAN MAKE MORONS BUY IMAGINARY COLLECTIBLES, AND NOW THIS
YOU HAVE ALL THE MONEY GABEN JUST GIVE US THE VIDEO GAMES YOU DONUT SHIT
>>
Which mods should I delete? All of them but voicepacks?
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>>187567559
My question too.

How is the mod conversion going to work? I'm assuming the new expansion will just try to load all the workshop mods?
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>>187567363
FUCK
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>expansion comes out in 1 hour
>trying to speed run model a few attachments before then
Eugh. Maybe I should just do this shit another time.
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>>187567442
I was driving through downtown Orlando over the weekend and EVERY TEN FEET there was a fucking speed bump.
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>>187567554
keep the combine mod
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>>187567363
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAKE
JAKE
GIB GAME NOW
>>
Trying not to start a blog here so I'm not going to reply after this
>>187567440
I pay rent and buy groceries as well as do chores around the house yes. And I'm thinking of getting a job because I can make 500$ a month on top of disability.
>>187567513
Maybe, I will probably get a figure when I see something I really want, but I do have some shame when it comes to lewd stuff.
>>187567525
I have very good relationships with my family and they are not into japan stuff at all, I just don't want to weird them out and disappoint them anymore than I already have.
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>>187567809
>putting fagpuls on AK types
gay af
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>>187567412
If you do, tell me if they immediately refund it or ok the cancellation. I'm considering the same thing but I'm holding back because they might pitch a fit.
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>>187567809
Keep going, man. Modders are always appreciated, and we all believe in you!
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>>187567830
Huh, I go to the downtown library there once in a while and don't recall any speedbumps on the way.

I bet they pay for them with all the tolls on EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN HIGHWAY

Fuck this city.

At least I get quality fiber internet here though. 950mbps down, 900 up.

Sorry for blogposting, just trying to kill time until midnight.
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>>187567975
Dude, if your pretty functional, you're an easy hire anywhere since retail/fast food chains get phat bonuses for hiring disability.

I'm not disabled myself, but I work with a bunch at my local Home Depot; they're some of the hardest works and pretty chill dudes.

>but I do have some shame when it comes to lewd stuff.
Nigga these aren't even lewd, just cute
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>>187567559
I erased everything. Clean slate. I'll look out for mods that are updated. for WoTC
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>>187567838
Man, if these break in the update I'll be sad.

Ninja Nub stopped doing ports a year ago after teasing these; chances are he won't come back to fix the bdus/combine/odst stuff if they get borked.
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>first play through will be beta strike with doubled timers/avatar and permanent dark events on legendary
Please talk me out of this
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>>187568332
>I erased everything.

Same. Going to play WotC unburdened by the biases of modding.
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>>187566743
Blame Mitch McConnell, he's not allowing any kind of infrastructure rebuilding/fixing.
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>>187568581
Do you enjoy pain?
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>>187567830
At least you can rest assured in the knowledge that even if you don't live in the municipality, your state taxes paid for them.

Oh no wait, sorry, the FHA is nationwide. So actually, if you live in fucking Alaska, you paid for those speedbumps. Thank God for the government.
>>
>>187567559
>>187568332
>>187568627
Why are people deleting their mods? Why don't you just turn them off in the launch menu?
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>>187568639
>Mitch McConnell

How does that turtle faced bastard keep getting reelected?
>>
>>187568627
This, it\s going to suck but I broke my main save by fucking around with mods at XCOM 2 launch.
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>>187568795
Because conservatives wanted to drain the swamp, which means voting back in everybody that was there before.
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>>187568732
>Thank God for the government.

If you lived in Alaska and the government didn't make the roads you'd be up shiat creek.

Or would you rather leave that to corporations?
>>
FORGET ABOUT FREEMAN

WE ARE PULLING OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJxZ3ECwf8
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>>187568795
Believe it or not, and I'm not joking here, believe it or not, he's the best candidate in Kentucky. Even pro-Trump people backed him despite him hating Trump because Kentucky is basically Somalia with dry counties. It's a nightmare.
>>
>>187567196

Who's going to know?
>>
>>187568736
I only have mods subscribed that I'm using for my current save file, since it often unchecks them in the launcher and makes it a pain to toggle back the ones I'm using I just use select all. Of course if you use a different mod launcher you might not have this problem.
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>tfw finally finished grinding for my Mercy skin
Just in a nick of time
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>>187569002
It sounds like he's not shut off in his room and his family comes and goes.
>>
Has anyone tried Hard West?
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Menace 1-5, Viper on station. The skies belong to me, ADVENT. No where to run. No where to hide
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>>187568454
will this still work you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6GcICa4Q_w
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>>187569001
If the hostile aliums ever landed in Kentucky I would elect to let them have it.
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>>187568954
Yes. Unironically. And I see that you don't know shit about Alaska, because you don't know about "Bridges to Nowhere."

There was a program that built bridges to islands that no human being has lived on since the 19th century as a jobs program, INSTEAD of repairing our infrastructure. We had to do that ourselves out of the oil fund. Corporations would at least build roads to their fucking oil refineries, where everyone lives because there's nothing in Alaska but trees, Inuks and confused Russians.

Fuck the government. They don't do shit for us. Actually they mostly take by fixing prices at their gay military bases and taxing us.
>>
Notice: Lately some 'Board Fairies' have been ALL UPSET that Jake Solomon, the designer of War of the Chosen - who has a Perfect game designing & an excellent Better Business Bureau Record doesn't give a Rat's Ass what these little 'Mommy's boys' think about him & War of the Chosen as they TELL YOU not to buy War of the Chosen !!!

And to that, Jake Solomon, the designer of War of the Chosen gets all kind of juvenile comments about him on these 'Ass Clown' websites - with CRAP that mostly apppeals to those with the minds of 13 year old kids !

So if you want to believe these 'Board Fairies' - SEE what they have to SELL YOU, or go to play game like xenonauts or mario & ribbids, that War of the Chosen WILL NEVER SELL, or listen to the 'Board Fairy' whining that War of the Chosen isn't a 'RIP OFF OF A KIDS MOVIE', when Nintendo their 'homie' in Japan is basically just him & his 'Mommy' that he hides behind, or the 'Ass Clown' at Ubisoft who hates War of the Chosen because my game is MUCH BETTER than his !!!

Finally, many of these malicious little 'Board Fairies' hoped the designer of War of the Chosen would be DEAD by now, as Ubisofts's 'Butchers' at the V.A. wanted to Cut Out my Thyroid - but I got the opinion of a 'Board Certified' Cardiologist to STOP Ubisoft's Butchers, who are STILL trying to KILL me as I seek Surgery at places that don't have 'Sovereign Immunity' (a/k/a: "A License to Kill") !!!
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>>187568795
Hardly anyone worth their salt wants to be in government. Most of the really good politicians (as good as state power can be) were really old when first elected, and opted to serve in their later years rather than live in DC and say yes or no for years.
>>
GMG WHERE IS MY KEY MOTHER FUCKERS!
>>
>To ensure the best experience for PC players, XCOM 2: War of the Chosen will now launch 9/12 on PC.
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>>187569225
It's pretty fun. It's turn-based but it's a series of stories where your progress resets totally between them.

I would highly recommend it even if the save system in the game is garbage.
>>
>>187569296
>Actually they mostly take by fixing prices at their gay military bases

Wat
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>>187569298

this is excellent
>>
what the fuck is happening
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>>187569294
They could try. It'd be like invading Afghanistan except there isn't even oil, everyone is armed, and there's tree cover.

And when they win, congratulations, they get to govern Kentucky.
>>
>>187569321
>Hardly anyone worth their salt wants to be in government.
The public side of the Government at the least, if you want to make decent money then working for the government is not the way to go except for a few exceptions
>>
WHERE IS THE GAME
GIVE ME THE GAME
FUCK YOU JAKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>187569401
>>
>>187569408

Actually I think the latest patch for Hard West "fixed" the save system (as in made it not ass). I'm not really sure I'd have to look at it again.
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>>187569462
>And when they win, congratulations, they get to govern Kentucky.
>>
>>187569496
That's hard to say. My employer gets a lot of government contracts but I wouldn't want to work for the feds themselves.
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>>187569573
They added a quicksave system. It's fairly clunky.
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>>187567440
>>187567975
>>187568274
>>187567975
>>187566917


Welp, this is relevant again
>>
>xgc
>>
>>187568736
the xcom2 mod launcher is a piece of shit and won't properly disable shit
>>
>>187569462

>And when they win, congratulations, they get to govern Kentucky.

A fate worse than death.

Wait...
>Kentucky, the whiskey capital of America is rife with dry counties

WHY IS THAT A THING? You'd think the alcohol industry would be so stupidly powerful there that that would be impossible.
>>
>>187569930
>using the vanilla launcher
What in the sam hill are you doin anon?
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ARE WE THERE YET?
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>>187569946
It's like that all through the south.
>>
>>187569975
Not him but shouldn't we use the vanilla launcher until the alternative launcher gets a WotC update?
>>
>>187567975
As a former neet gearing up for his 2nd month on his 1st job, it's not that bad. It's not fun to fucking do and I hate taking the bus but there are worse things I could be dealing with every day.
>>
>>187569975
I tried using a different one but it was garbage and apparently stopped being supported, so I just went back to vanilla and never looked back, it's not that bad.
>>
>>187570061
We don't even know if that's necessary. We have no idea what's going to break at all really.

>>187570094
The Alt mod launcher is bounds better
>>
>>187570057

Nigga I LIVE in Louisiana, our gas stations are better liquor stores than most other states liquor stores.
>>
Am I all set for my vanilla run at all DLC?
>>
>>187570239

Hell, every fucking city here in Louisiana has drive-thru daiquiri places, don't ask me how that isn't drinking and driving but it's not, ya know unless you get stopped (which you aren't going to get stopped just for being at a drive-thru daiquiri place)
>>
>>187570140
>The Alt mod launcher is bounds better
Which one? Please provide it so we can be educated and updated.
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>>187570363
Fuck forgot picture.

Also this is the first time I'm playing with any DLC - should I integrate or have a shit ton of story missions popping up constantly?
>>
>>187570239
that's because you live in Louisiana

how else could anyone cope?
>>
>>187569462
Even the drunkest idiot Kentuckian can shot better than an XCOM soldier.
>>
>>187570661
anyone can shoot well when it's all outgoing
>>
>>187570383
It's in the /xcg/ pastebin. I've been using it since it was released shortly after launch.
You can save multiple different mod profiles and you can organize everything in categories, etc.
>>
>>187570590

We have the best food in the country, stupid amounts of liquor, sure 99% of the state is uninhabitable swamp and you have to wash your car literally every day if you want it to not be covered in insects and literally every politician in the state is so hilariously corrupt/inept that it's a joke but...wait where was I going?

The foods good.
>>
20

MINUTES
>>
>>187570737
>>187570383
Oops sorry, links in the x2 mod pastebin:
https://github.com/aEnigmatic/xcom2-launcher/releases/tag/v0.4.3
>>
>>187570769
Yes but you're like #2 in cultural enrichment. Only Mississippi is worse
>>
How are the streamers so good?

>I need to kill one fucking thing to make the enemy turn not scary
>Miss a 86%
>Okay, I can still take this 97%
>Miss
>Okay.... guess It's going to take 3 out of five of my actions to kill this one... all I need is 3 damage from this...
>2 damage

WHY DO THEY WANT TO DIE? MAYBE SOME SOLDIERS DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE!
>>
>>187570548
Do the missions, they are fun.
>>
Are alien rulers fun yet? Do I get the DLC for my war of the chosen run?
>>
>>187570868

There aren't any muslims in Louisiana dude, I have no idea where you pulled that out of your butt.
>>
>>187570948
They've always been fun
>>
>>187570548
The story missions pop up like once. Then they just sit there waiting for you.
>>
Will most mods be broken by WotC till authors fix compatibility?
>>
>>187570998
I mean melanin enhanced
>>
>>187571167
yes
>>
>>187571197
This is 4chan. You can say Nigger and they've been around just as long as you have white boy.
>>
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>
>>187571305
>implying I'm white
>>
Viper shoots me in elevated high cover while they are both distorted and suppressed

The fuck is the average ay accuracy and number wise, what the fuck does flashbang and suppress even do?

I die more to piss balls pot shots than any of the amazing abilities the ays have. Fuck, please, constrict me, mind control me, anything but having a blind concussion-suffering pod baby ay take a "lol why the fuck not" shot at me.
>>
>>187571167
yeah more than likely, dunno about cosmetics that use vanilla assets but since most things break in the propaganda center then its most definitely going to break in wotc
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>12 minutes
>>
>still no gmg key

sssssssssiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
>>187571367
leave
>>
>>187570895
Throw a grenade fgt
>>
>>187571197

Meh, every time the incompetent politicians "forget" to turn on the pumps we lose a few thousand more to Texas when their shit gets flooded every other week.

Also it's really hard to give a shit about such things in general when you're not a white supremacist that REEEEES every time I see someone slightly darker than myself.

At least they ain't Muslims.
>>
>Steam crashes
>>
Promised my cousin I would go to lunch with him in a couple of minutes, why did I do this. I could be fiending WotC right from the start
>>
>>187548529
Sorry guys, I haven't been in /xcg/ for a while. Quick question, does War of the Chosen have new endings or anything like that? I just kinda dislike how these expansions add a lot of new mechanics to the game but nothing in terms of plot, which admittedly is meant to be pretty skimpy. But still...
>>
>>187571471
> Dividing humanity
Crit your way out of this thin man.
>>
>WotC comes out
>Game's bugs/performance is finally fixed

Gee, way to sit on that Firaxis
>>
>>187571167
-Cosmetic mods with custom models, most of them due to changes to the lighting system. Occasional models will be unnafected but the majority seem to appear black with no texture/purple missing texture.
-I would assume a lot of gameplay and ui mods will break just because of the shear number of changes to the ui/gameplay, but this may be a case by case basis.
-It appears cosmetic mods for camo, colors, and voice lines work, but this may not be the case and we won't know for sure until it launches.
Hell we don't even know if the game will allow mods to launch in WOTC without some checkmark in the mod file or something, I would go in vanilla and wait what other people find out after some testing, better than breaking your game.
>>
Is unsubscribing from all my mods enough or you I have to manually delete shit?
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>>187571592
>WotC comes out
>Introduces more bugs than it fixes
>>
>>187571562
>does War of the Chosen have new endings or anything like that?

New intro and ending cinematic, and if any of the Chosen are still alive when you do the final mission, you fight them all together before the last room.
>>
>>187571371
>what the fuck does flashbang and suppress even do?
They both reduce aim by 20%

>>187571621
Unsub and then delete the remaining empty folders
>>
EIGHT MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>187571660
Sounds like you have no faith in Jake. Please report to the reeducation centre.
>>
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OH SHIT
>>
>>187571797
600 mb lol
>>
>>187571713
By 20%?

Jesus thats fucking nothing to the ays. They hit 15s for breakfast.
>>
>>187571797
Motherfucker you made me restart steam
Fuck you
>>
JAKE WHERE IS MY GMG KEY
JAKE
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>
>GMG
FUCK
>>
mod launcher in the thing is outdated, use this one guys

https://github.com/X2CommunityCore/xcom2-launcher
>>
FUCKING EUROPEANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
GMGFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>
I'm sorry gmg bros, you shouldn't have to wait long have faith.
>>
>>187571371
are you playing lw2 and do you have the graze band on?
>>
>>187569225

It's pretty good, actually.
>>
This what happens to people who don't trust in Gaben and Jake.

Make you GMG sinners all burn in hell.
>>
>>187571603
>tfw Stop wasting my time probably won't work

I hope he will update it for WotC.
>>
HURRY UP JAKE PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON
>>
>>187569281

I would expect voice packs to work just fine. Soldiers don't seem to have gained any new lines in response to the Chosen, Lost, or other new opponents anyway.
>>
I have seriously got to stop buying shit from the fucking Brits over at GMG, this stuff is fucking infuriating.
>>
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>realized I have to do gatecrasher again
>>
First person to post a screenshot of their download starting is The Commander.
>>
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Begin the countdown

>>187572175
They've changed the mission slightly
>>
>Imagine being unwilling to spend an extra 10$ to avoid being delayed by key websites.
>>
>>187572175
Now with bridges and canals
>>
Buy from GMG they said
It's a sweet deal they said
You'll get to play at the same time as everyone else they said
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
You all realize that GMG keys won't be going out for another 6 to 8 hours right?
>>
>>187572241
I'm a NEET (actually I've been going to college for 10 years) with no job desu so 10 buckeroos is a lot
>>
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GAMERSGATE NO
WHY
GOD
GIVE ME THE KEY
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HYPE
>>
SKYRANGER DEPLOYED
>>
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ALL UNITS IRENE

I SAY AGAIN IRENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY [Embed]
>>
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>>187572379
I-it's over bro...

We shouldn't have taken the deal.
>>
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JAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Any second now
>>
>>187572325
What? Fucking hell. Is it because they are apparently based in Europe? They should get keys based on region and it should be region time locked. That way even if they send out the keys to everyone, it won't matter.
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>XCOM2 update appears in the download queue
>"Scheduled for 6:40"

Fuck this noise I'm going to bed.
>>
>>187572241

>Willingly giving Gabe "OPEN THE FLOODGATES FOR ALL THE SHIT GAMES!" Newell money
>>
WHERE IS THE GAME JAKE?
>>
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HE PRESSED THE BUTTON HOLY FUCK
>>
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>
>>187572525

Hello, Commander
>>
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zzz
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>>187572506
Senpai that's Steam setting the schedule. Just turn it on
>>
>>187572619
Nice speed
>>
>>187572619
>43mbs
what the jesus fuck
>>
>>187548529
The chosen look like garbage.
>>
GMG BTFO
>>
Guys I never did the Shen DLC

Should I un-integrate and play the missions or just integrate
>>
>>187572619
holy fuck give me half of your speed please
>>
>>187572525
Hello, commander.

>4 hours 25 minutes
Fuck my internet, but I think I'm just going to shit post for a few hours and go to bed, I want to experience it fully awake.
>>
>>187572691
then you and them have something in common
>>
>30.1 GB

Well then
>>
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>30
>fucking
>gigabytes
>on australia net
>>
>>187572738
I was in the same position and did the mission a couple days ago. I liked the story mission, better than the Alien Hunters one.
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JAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE'S THE KEY
>>
>>187572743
>>187572619
I'd take 1/50th or 1/100th of that speed
>>
>30 GB

Damn, didn't think it would be that big.
>>
>another 6 hours
kill me
>>
>30.1GB

FUCK ME
THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME DAYS TO DOWNLOAD
FUCK AUSTRALIAN INTERNET
WHERES MY FUCKING NBN
>>
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>>187572619
I must admit, I'm pretty jealous
>>
>>187572778

Jake wasn't joking when he said it was such a big update people on the team were just wanting to make the whole thing into XCOM 3.
>>
It's bigger than the fucking base game with DLC

WEW
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>30GB
>>
CAN'T SIGN INTO MY GREEN MAN ACOUNT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>no gmg key

fuck this planet, seriously
>>
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>gotta wait for GMG brits to wake up so I can get my keys
>brits don't wake up for another 3 or 4 hours
>>
>>187572773
>whining over 4 hours

I download at 1.2MB/s. I won't play until sometime tomorrow afternoon at the earliest, after I've worked and come home tired as fuck, again.

The life of a rural wagecuck is pure suffering, anons.
>>
>all these ausfags

who /brisvegas/ here?
>>
>30 GB
>No pre-load
Fuck you. I am off to bed.
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>>187560109
>>187572795
>>187572847

Hello beagle
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THIRTY FUCKING GIGAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
>>
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>>187572847
>>187572795
Just go to bed and it will be there tomorrow.

I'm gonna fap or something then play
>>
It isn't appearing on my steam downloads.
>>
s-see you guys in a couple of days
>>
>>187572989
Apparently Valve doesn't allow preloads for DLC
>>
The reason you aren't getting your key right now is bulk purchasing.

If you can't preload a game then GMG waits until the release date to actually purchase the keys that were pre-ordered at the same time. Getting a bulk rate discount.
>>
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>>187573045
reee
>>
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>>187572973
>Gamersgate is even farther away in Sweden
>>
>Want WotC
>But no money to spare at the moment

W-well, I can wait a few days longer.... *sob*
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IT'S GO TIME
>>
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>>187573013
>>187573053

What the fuck are those speeds?!
>>
>>187573045
>tfw you won't get to play until Wednesday at the earliest
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>be a poo in the loo
>still have better internet than aussies
>>
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>>187572946
>>
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So our internet speed is 3.6 mb/s, I'm throttling it to 2 because my sister is still awake watching internet videos and she will get pissed at me. Should I take the throttle off and blame it on the ISP? I might be able to play it tonight if I do...
>>
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>>187573171
the future.
>>
>>187573157
A friend of mine finally got around to playing XCOM during the free weekend, but now it ended and he doesn't have money to actually buy it yet, he's pretty salty.
>>
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Lot of people in this thread with 3rd world internet. Mine is just shitty american 300/20 mbit cable.
>>
ERROR 503 AT GMG
JAKE
JAKE SAVE MEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
>>
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s-stop posting your fast speeds
it's not fair
>>
>>187573238

this shouldn't even be a question

do it faggot
>>
>>187573217
GMG just ded for me too
>>
Can you refund GMG stuff easily? I'm not waiting 8 hours to start downloading
>>
>>187573217
>>187572946

>So many people are F5ing GMG for keys that the site is about to collapse.
>>
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GREEN MAN GAMING IS DOWN

I REPEAT, 4, IS DOWN
>>
>>187573238
how about you have sex with your sister

actually don't that's fucking gross
>>
>>187573238
>Should I sabotage my relationship with someone who can be a potential support for the rest of my life for a few days of entertainment

No, and go give your sister a hug.
>>
Assaults are special boys.

Their job is literally to hold a shot gun and go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" down the field and only take 100% shots or die.

It's a miracle only one of mine has died so far.
>>
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guess i'll enjoy wotc tomorrow
>>
>>187573171
I sacrificed my firstborn, my wallet and my foreskin to the Comcast Overlords of the West Coasts of America.
>>
>Buying third party

Sorry pals, guess you'll get it before consoles, right ? Right ?
>>
>>187573274
>live in California
>Google Fiber isn't here
FUCKING LIBERAL POLITICIANS BEING BOUGHT OUT BY COMCAST WHAT THE FUCK
>>
JAKE KILLED GMG
>>
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FUCK THIS
>>
>>187573401

fuck off back to r9k
>>
Could be worse I guess.
>>
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>>187573445
>Have to wait until tomorrow to get key
>Have to wait 30 hours after that for it to download
>>
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>>187573350
Not gross, hot.
Also purest form of love.

Also GMG is ded af.
>>
>>187573502
HUG YOUR GOD DAMN IMOUTO ANON
>>
>>187573295
Australia internet is more like 4th world
>>
>Thought I would have some fun tonight
>I have to go to work tomorrow
>My download won't finish until it is way too late
>>
>>187573501
stupid fucking eurokikes jesus fuck im mad
>>
>>187573625
I live in California and get 200-400kbs downloads on steam with glorious 1st world Road Runner cable
>>
>>187573619

I don't have one you stupid fucking faggot

consider suicide
>>
>>187573619
NO
FUG YOUR IMOUTO ANON!
>>
FIFTY SIX MINUTES UNTIL IT'S INSTALLED.
>>
>>187573710
Then make one.
>>
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>>187573710
should i buy the expansion /xcg/?
>>
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>>187572881
Not him but I'm glad I'm at uni during mid semester week right now, I'd get your speeds at home.
>>
>>187573467
Eh, it's fine. As long as it's there in the morning. Later then that and I will pitch a fit. Maybe I will just give it away as a gift. If I don't activate the key, it's not like it has to go to my account.

Yup, let's say that if the game isn't here by 10 am when I wake up. Then I will purchase the game from steam instead and when I DO get it, some lucky person that couldn't afford it will get it for free.
>>
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>>187573342
It's up for me. No fucking keys though.
>>
>tfw you bought into the college meme
>tfw you bought into the GMG meme
>tfw you bought into the sleep meme
>tfw I will be watching the thread explode over WotC while studying electrophysics

I should've bought into the NEET meme.
>>
>>187573797
56 hours until it's installed
>>
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>>187572619

cmon do better
>>
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>le gmg is having issues meme
>go to gmg
>see pic related
>?

What are you guys doing to kill the time until WOTC? I'm thinking of diving into Path of Exile, since Diablo III didn't do much for me and I miss having a good hack n slash in my life.
>>
>>187573836
Follow your heart
>>
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JAKE

THE KEYS JAKE

GIVE THEM TO GMG

I DIDN'T STAY UP THIS LONG TO NOT START MY 12 HOUR DOWNLOAD NOW JAKE
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>>187573876
I bought into the neet meme and the gmg meme

so now im sitting here with no self control and no patience and am denied my sustenance

it's suffering m8
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>>187573704
I actually find this kind of funny considering Euro's consumer protection laws. They fought tooth and nail for steam refunds and then do this?
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Here we go lads
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>>187573939
see >>187564290
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>>187574002
what the fuckkkk
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I hurt myself today...
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>tfw you have the fastest internet in the thread but you bought into the gmg meme
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>>187573846
>2005
>use the University Network in the dorms
>iTunes automatically connects you to the iTunes of other people's computers
>Some users realize this and come up with fun names to encourage people to check out their music
>Some people do not realize this
>Some people have Child Porn in their shared files
>Call the police and put a printout on his door - letting everyone know he's a pedofile
>dude gets arrested
Man I'm old.
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GMGFAGGOTS BTFO OF THIS REALM

MASS SUICIDES GLOBAL SCALE

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER????????
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>>187573939
> Path of Exile

Just couldn't get into it. Too visually unappealing. Building a Monk in D3 for Season 13 instead.
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>>187574134
You have faster than this dude? >>187573846

I didn't know the NSA play games killing virtual ayys
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>>187574164
You shut your mouth
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Fuck this, I'm going to bed I'll boot up in the morning before work to get my key and start the DL then I can play Wednesday after work since I got D&D tomorrow after work anyway.
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>>187574034

Very nice. Any P90?

it's my raifu

>>187574172

My big thing is character/class customization. I can actually overlook a lot of shit if I get to play an oc donut steel with a garbage build.
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>>187573401
>tfw havent spoken to older sister in almost 6 years
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>buying the game without waiting for reviews
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HOLY SHIT GUYS MY GMG KEY IS HERE
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>>187574164
Probably feel good because they can actually play the game instead of watching steam flicker in and out of conciousness
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It's not fair bros, it wasn't supposed to be like this
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>>187574318
No it isn't. 2K hasn't sent any third-party retailers keys.
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>>187574241
I'm >>187573274

>>187574318
die in a fire
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>>187574279
>tfw older sister has 3 kids but i don't even know their names
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>>187574310
Reviews are out already and there are streams of almost entire playthroughs
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>>187574278
>wanders are garbage they said
>rangers are garbage too they said
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>>187574310
>not realizing the review embargo ended like 2 weeks ago
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>>187574318
kek
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>>187574310

>Not realizing that reviews have been available up to a week ago.

Nigga companies that make good shit don't have launch day embargoes.

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/xcom-2-war-of-the-chosen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32TMPpm6HVk&t=492s
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>>187574393
it's true

I'm an empty shell of a man and all I have left to keep me going is the though that somebody, somewhere, is slightly more depressed
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wtf the game uses denuvo now
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>187574164
>>187573984
>>187573867

How does it feel to get memed, greenlads?

I'm not overly disappointed. Not allowing preload means I probably won't get to play it tonight anyway. Why did they not allow preload for a game like this? Is it just because it's classified as DLC?
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>>187571669
Ooohhhhh, that's cool. Maybe I'll check it out, then. I wonder if these chosen things tie into the possible sequel, you know, where that purple energy comes out of the chasm after you destroy the undersea base in the final battle.
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>>187574279
Give your sister a call or text. Ask her how shes doing. Hug during the eventual meetup.

Unless your older sis is a bitch, like 90% of them turn out to be.
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>>187574516
>Is it just because it's classified as DLC?
No preloads for DLC
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>>187574278
>y big thing is character/class customization. I can actually overlook a lot of shit if I get to play an oc donut steel with a garbage build.

Fair nuff. D3 certainly isn't that complex but I enjoy the build customisation that it has.
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>paying $10 extra to play 3-4 hours earlier
really makes u think
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Attention fellow 3rd party buyers, /xcg/ is now ours. All other commanders are either choking their internet to get the expansion or playing it l i t e r a l l y right now.

Let us all enter a suicide pact to solidify our suffering.
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reeee gimme my key gmg
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>>187574624
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>>187574481
>The instoudry is in such a state that people think launch day embargos is the standard form
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f-fuck you jake this better have sex scenes you fucker
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>>187574613
>Live in a 3rd world country
>Buying from steam is cheaper than buying from GMG after conversion
Feels semi good man
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>>187574516
I think it's more because the expansion alters "core" game content. and pre-loading would basically either require a fresh install of the game over itself in order to allow XCOM2 to run normally, or would just prevent people from being able to launch the game at all until the expansion drops.

Fuck if I know, I don't know how vidya works, my mom just puts em on my computer and I play 'em.
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>>187574624
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>>187574613
>3-4 hours
If I don't get steamkey in 12 hours I won't be able to start downloading for another 24 hours. My download won't be finished for another 24 hours after that.
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>>187574624
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>>187574405
>>187574430
>>187574481
I mean mass user reviews. Almost no professional publications mentioned the horrible optimization and gamebreaking bugs that vanilla XCOM2 shipped with, and the game would have left an unarguably better first impression if played weeks after launch.
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>>187574624
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>All these moralfags who bought the DLC at full price

E-enjoy your game, c-cucks!
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>>187572989
>30 gigs
>340kb/s connection
At least I'll get to play that Mario Xcom copycat tomorrow. That's basically the same thing, right?
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>>187574396
Geez senpai that's genuinely sad.
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>>187574516
>>How does it feel to get memed

It's the risk you take when you go third party. I knew it going in. I find the conceitedness about it sicking though. Why shouldn't people try to save money where they can? As if buying it for full somehow makes people better for it?

>Is it just because it's classified as DLC?

Yes. It's because it modifies several base game files and the way Steam works it can't treat it as a separate 'game' to update. If it preloaded, it would make XCOM 2 unplayable until that time. They couldn't do that.
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>>187574730
>I mean mass user reviews
There has been streams running for the past 2 weeks, we know how the performance works for the base game
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>>187574694
>Live in a 3rd world country
There's the deal breaker. Guess you gotta take what you can.
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>>187574730
User reviews are nigh worthless because every user who has problems acts like it happens 100% of the time with 100% of the playerbase when in actuality it's like 5% of people screeching loudly.
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>download time goes up steadily
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>>187575005
Time to hide the thread for the next 15 hours
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>>187574413

Man fuck those tier memers who insist you can only play their anointed choices.

I play CSGO and meme on these failed esporters with the Five-Seven/Mag-7.
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>tfw I'm going to DL the entire game through my phone's mobile network
>tfw it's going to cost me $80 and I'm still going to do it

I will sacrifice children and any number of leftists to get this fucking game before tomorrow. I care NOTHING for the consequences.
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>>187575005
FUCK YOU
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>>187575005
Enjoy your game, anon!
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>>187574790
>tfw bought it from steam because too lazy to deal with another salesman and it paid off
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>>187575101
nigga don't
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>>187575005

>Chosen are coming into our countries UNDOCUMENTED

You're the first line of defense, and the last if you fight recklessly.

Good luck, Commander.
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No comment
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>GMG on the verge of full meltdown

Is this Jake's plan to kill third party vendors? Was Steam vs. GMG the real war of the choen?

Are us third-party buyers the lost?
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Are voice and cosmetic mods going to be compatible with War of the Chosen? Or am I gonna have to wait for updates to get my meme dream team on?
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>>187575670
voice probably, cosmetic more than likely not
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>>187575670

Some cosmetic mods like the camo packs are compatible, but most of the model packs like Capnbubs/Titanfall/etc. will need to be updated.

When's the last time capnbubs touched his hat pack?
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Requesting confirmation if Gotcha and Evac All still work.
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>>187575754
>>187575768
What's changed that makes them not compatible?
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>>187575914
from what I heard and remember they use a different shader system, but theres more than likely more to it than that
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>DL speed steadily rises for about 5 minutes
>then it lowers down to literally nothing
>it's been doing this for the past 40 minutes

What the hell is happening here?
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>>187576043
it throttles down to install the files or some shit like that i think
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>>187576112
This, it happens if your hard drive isn't fast enough to keep up with your download rate.
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For ever download of WOTC that doesn't finish in the next hour, a Viper will be brutally slain.
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For some laughs, as of this post, joey poster is on the bans page.
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>>187575914
>>187575968

Shaders, and I think the armor parts are located/assigned in a manner that's different from vanilla.

I'm gonna give GMG until tomorrow morning - if there's nothing I'm buying off Steam and giving away my key.
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>>187576112
>>187576189
Here I figured it'd just wait until everything was downloaded to install it. Time to add that to the list of reasons to get around to upgrading my rig
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At least I didn't buy from GMG
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>>187576043
It's writing to disk and/or decompressing. Steam's really weird about that. I was just redownloading Fallout 4 earlier, that's the absolute worst I've ever seen. I sat there for an hour before it even downloaded anything
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>>187576193

I can't wait for WOTC to kill your mod and your shit meme, you fucking fuck.
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>>187576193

good, fuck vipers

you're a dumb fucking niggerfaggot
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>>187574624
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>>187576419
I usually only have this problem with payday, that's the weird part about it.
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>>187576305

I like this idea, anon

I'm actually just gonna do it now. I'll be back in /XCG/ tomorrow to give away my gmg key

no ruse
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>>187576217
MODS == GODS
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On the bright side guys at least I'm 6-1 in my versus arena run in Elder Scrolls Legends! That's probably more fun than boars, right? Right?
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torrent when
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>>187576305
I want the game now but realistically there is no way I'm playing tonight. I can wait, though if it's not until like tomorrow evening or later I'll actually be a little upset. As it is now, even if it comes out mid-day tomorrow, I can just redeem the key on steam at work and leave my computer on, so it will be done downloading by the time I get home. I get the bonus of knowing which mods I should or should not run by then.
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>>187576439
>>187576505
So much rage, so much anger.
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>>187576741
>pirated version will be out before gmg keys are

calling it now
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>>187576734
>unironically playing ramper scrolls legends
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>>187576741
>23 hour and 35 minute DL time
Whelp, guess it's time to shitpost for a entire day
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>charter
>our download speeds are the fastest at 60Mbps!!!

it pains me that an ISP can get away with such blatant lies

but the fact they don't monitor torrent traffic is very nice
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Time to play Mario+Rabbids while game loads.
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>>187577056
do they say megabit or megabytes? theres a big difference.
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>>187576928
I won't get to play until wednesday night if they don't release keys soon
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>>187574694
>Live in a 3rd world country
>Buying from third party sites is cheaper
just fuck me up m night famalaman
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I NEED MY KEYS
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>>187577143

megabits. my point is that they advertise that 60 megabits/second is some god-tier internet because, and I quote, it's "10x faster than DSL"
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>>187577143
>>187577056
this
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>>187577248

see >>187577227

I know what they're advertising, it's just very stupid how they act like it's some incredible speeds

also 5Mbps up, which hasn't changed in 10 years
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One of my Templar vanished on challenge mode so I went back to the menu to restart yet it still counts as an attempt. Just a heads up for those who try it's all or nothing.
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lmao'ing at your lives
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>>187577339
nigga if it's so stupid that they act like it's some incredible speed then why did you fall for it???
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>>187577584
Does challenge mode change everyday or is it every week?
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>>187577584
What's the challenge for launch day any way?
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>>187577056
are you me?
fuck charter/spectrum/whatever the hell they call themselves now
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>>187576915
Hey, no ramp here. I started fairly recently so I haven't got any Hist Groves and ramp isn't as cool without them. When I play ranked I play green/blue since I was fairly lucky and got Tazkad and I've got some good blue shit from the Skyrim premades like Ancano. Works pretty well.

Arena ended at 7-1. Got something like 210 gold and 3 packs and a rare. One of the packs had a bone dragon legendary which I don't really care about but whatever it's neat.
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>>187577629
>38.5 PEAK
What the fuck is your download speed
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>>187577689
Says Daily

>>187577697
It was to kill a advent general you get a few archon and templar to do it with.
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>>187577830
>bone dragon legendary
Fuck I want it. Too bad lolcan'ttradecards.
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>>187577675

because they're the only ISP in my area. the minnesota hick telecoms are even worse. none of these companies compete with each other so they can do whatever the fuck they want in their markets

>>187577745

they fucking suck, but I guess it could be a shitload worse. it just amazes me at how they literally gives zero fucks about upgrading anything, and if you want anything higher than 60Mbps you have to pay so goddamn much
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>>187577871
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>>187577928
If fucking only. Buddy of mine tried it the same time as me and played like 10 games of it before he quit forever. Unfortunately in that time the son of a bitch opened this pack.
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>>187577949
they're the only ISP in my area too. I had a different ISP on the phone ready to come out and everything until they double-checked my address and politely told me they have an agreement with charter to not compete with them in my area
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>>187578123
Nice digits, now check these out
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You fags still downloading?
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>>187578424
Still waiting on JAKE TO GIVE ME MY KEY
JAKE
THE KEY JAKE
JAKE THE KEY
THE KEY
JAKE
JAKE
JAKE THE KEY JAKE GIVE ME THE KEY JAKE GIVE IT TO ME
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>>187578384
I mean hey you have lower ping than me.
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>>187578146
>4 legendaries in one pack
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So how do chosen appearances change and upgrade? Do they just get more armor pieces and colour changes?
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>>187578561
assassin gets a bigger ass
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>The new tutorial forces you to lose a recruit
God damnit
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>>187578662
>new tutorial
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>>187578662
The tutorial forced you to lose everybody but jane kelly.
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>he doesn't make all of his soldiers male
>he lets inferior women fight in for XCOM

fucking scrubs
>>
WOTC
WHEN
WHY CANT I PRELOAD?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>187578662
>new tutorial
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>>187578662
thats not new at all that was a thing from the start
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>>187578521
I'm especially jealous of Dragon Mound since that looks like an excellent meme card. Probably white/purple so you could get ramp from purple and white so you can play that khajit that tutors a support out of your deck and that could be your only support.

Similarly kinda wish I had that khajit so I could fuck around with a night mother deck. Sorta want to do it but building a deck around it when you can't easily pull her out seems too silly even for me.

>>187578561
Do they even get armor pieces and color changes? I thought they were static visually. If they actually get changes to their appearance that would be great.
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only 23 GB to go....
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>>187578748
I've seen the warlock with sleeves and more armour on him, and I think the hunter can change to a gold and black colour scheme but all I've seen of that is a thumbnail from a video
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Looks like amazon, kinguin and gamersgate have all sent out keys. Only gmg is not sending them.
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>>187578847
Well damn, that's nice. If only >>187578875 LIFE WASN'T SUFFERING AAAAAAAAAAAAA JAKE
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Is this normal?
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>>187578662

>Doing the tutorial

Why ? Gatecrasher got revamped, the tutorial wasn't
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So do you guys want Sexy enemies for Xcom3 to kill ? and No Vipers aren't sexy you snakefuckers.
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>>187578763
lmaoing @ ur lyfe desu

I overslept and started the download 20 minutes ago and already over halfway done
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>>187578941
untick and then tick it
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>>187578941
start the game once to get it going or restart steam
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>>187578941

You won't get updates (at least not quickly) if you keep Steam open when an update hits

Go to the Task Manager and kill Steam, and then open it again. Once that's done, hit the Download tab and make sure it's downloading
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>>187578763
Only 28gb to go
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Guys, we are missing the important question here:
Torrent where?
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>>187579104
ooga booga
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>>187578990
Fuck I wish I would leave this shithole country
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I hope the expac won't break my No timed mission and avatar project mods
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>>187579083
I've got about 5.3gb left, dork
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>>187578691
Bradford made it as well
>>187578685
>>187578721
Since when did you rescue the commander with bradford in the tutorial?
>>187578727
You could ace the old tutorial,
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>>187579104
>Not giving Jake all of your money like a good goy.

>>187579180
There's options to double timers and avatar projects you overwatch crawling pleb.
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>>187579018
>>187579021
>>187579057
Thanks Mates. Holy shit that's gonna take a while for my Australian internet to download.

See you in like two days
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>>187579226
hats the problem, that would still only be half the price of jakes game
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>>187578748
Any amount of ramp just makes the game silly. I'm looking forward to throwing the august monthly into my warrior deck.
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>>187579201
Since the game came out you fucking mong. The two soldiers always died like that in the tutorial.
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>>187579145
What shithole country? Australia?
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>>187579382
The fuck are you talking about? The tutorial has always been blowing up the statue on unificatio nday
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>>187579423
yeah
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So is it straight-up redownloading the game or what
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>>187579337
Waves of the fallen? You absolute madman. And yeah, that card does look pretty cool. I probably should try to haul my ass from rank 7 to 5 just so I can get a second copy of it at least.

Speaking of which since you might know since you apparently are one, what does the "X Guest" name mean anyway? Seen it show up a few times.
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>>187579438

that's not the tutorial m8. the tutorial is when you rescue the commander with bradford and jane kelly

gatecrasher is the standard first mission
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>>187579438
Thats the first mission without the tutorial on you massively inbred retard
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>>187579438
That's gatecrasher (when you skip the tutorial), the regular tutorial is the 2 Rookies,Jane kelly and Central to get the Commander and then next mission is to get the Battery thing which would be the first time you encounter a sectoid but at that point you have a ranger.
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>>187579521
>what does the "X Guest" name mean anyway?
someone with an unregistered account
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>>187579438
that's not the tutorial you mong. The tutorial is rescuing the commander then getting a generator for the ship so it can fly
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>>187579549
>>187579562
>>187579573
I swear I've skipped gatecrasher by turning the tutorial off. I've never seen the commander mission
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>>187579567
Ah, didn't know they did that. So you can start it up and play just based on your Steam account without having a Bethesda account, eh?
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>>187579652
Yes, you miss out on 3? card packs but in exchange you look like an unregistered newbie every game.
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>>187579635
It's kinda shit since you'll always lose the 2 rookies, so end game stat screen will show you lost 2 soldiers.
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>took a nap
>wake up
>still no key

this is what I get for trusting the fucking Mohammeds to the east
>>
>>187579761
But anon GMG is based in the United Kingdwaaaaaaaaaaait a minute
>>
What faction are you guys going to recruit first?
>>
>>187579875
I'll be doing the story mission for my first campaign, as for the second one, I think I'll start with a templar or a skirmisher.
>>
>>187579932
I really want the Skirmisher, I think they might be the strongest of the three factions!
>>
>>187579875
It's not like it's gonna be a really big decision. You can actually gather all the factions really fast due to the covert missions.But Reapers are the best bet early on because they can completely scout out the entire mission field without putting themselves in too much risk.
>>
>>187579201
>Since when did you rescue the commander with bradford in the tutorial?

Always...?

Have you ever played the tutorial, Anon? Are you sure you haven't been playing Gatecrasher every time?
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>start game
>turn 1 gatecrasher
>civilian standing on roof outside of LOS reveals unit on first move taken
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>>187579932
>shitmisser
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>>187579761
>>187579805
>>
>>187579875
Whatever the story gives me first, Honestly I want to start with the Skrimisher because infantry
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>>187580000

That's XCOM, baby!
>>
3 gigs to go
Templars >> Skirmishers >>>>>> Stalker cosplayers
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>>187580000
this is the cunt i'm talking about
I restarted the mission
>>
>Download completes
>yay
>Have to go to work though
>noooooooooooo

I hate you so much, life.
>>
>>187580151
>not taking vacation on release day
why
>>
>>187579875
For me it’s Templar – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
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>>187580252
They don't seem to have a sense of humour so that saying doesn't work
>>
>install wotc
>pc freezes during install
>game now doesn't recognize files to continue install and won't verify cache
>need to uninstall xcom 2
>control panel and steam think game is already uninstalled
>have to manually backup and delete game folders
>now need to reinstall base game, all dlc, and move folders back over so character pool, etc carries over

These new dark events are meta AF
>>
>>187580205

that's what I did. I work tomorrow and then wednesday-labor day off. 6 days of pure XCOM bliss
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>still no key
>>
>>187580292
>with a wicked sense of psionics
>>
>>187580296
>He didn't back up X2 files
You didn't do the right prep work for WotC anon
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>30gb
excuse me what the fuck did i miss
i thought this was supposed to be an expansion not fucking XCOM 3
>>
So do cosmetic mods work?
>>
>>187580383
Better
>>
>>187580475
Nope, just broke my game.
>>
>>187580457
Code of WOTC is almost all new.
>>
>>187580534
>code
>taking that much space

you mean uncompressed textures/audio
>>
>>187580617
Shit man. Idk. I just play video games.
>>
>30gb and no preload

why
>>
At least let me refund my pre-order GMG fuck
>>
>>187580765
play with THIS
*unzips dick*
>>
What difficulty do you guys play on?
>>
>>187580858

commander+
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>cosmetic mods are broken
I think I'm going to hold off on playing until Capnbubs updates his mod, at the very least. Some cosmetic mods work, like the camo patterns and shit like that. But if it adds new models, it needs to be updated.
>>
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>>187580858
IRONMAN
L E G E N D
>>
>>187580858
I've done two complete playthroughs: one was ironman no deaths commander, the other was LW2 veteran. Was planning on doing WOTC ironman legendary.
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>game now runs worse than ever before

What the fuck did they do? I'm getting low fps and the game slows down with audio delays. It was fine before even when heavily modded.
>>
>>187580858
rookie with the avatar project and mission timers disabled
>>
>>187580780
DLC that's why
>>
>>187581000
the game was never really properly optimized
when they added +30gb of raw data it just starts falling apart
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> tfw Gamersgate finally delivers the keys

See you on the other side GMGs friends.
>>
>>187580858
Legend normally
>>
>gatecrasher
FFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
>>
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>>187581105
JOHAN GIB ME PLS
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>>187581105
>War of the Chosen's release was 5 years ago and you still haven't got a key
>>
>>187581105
Just received mine as well, not from GMG. I guess Firaxis just sent them out.
>>
20 GB to go
>>
>>187581335
They would have had to buy in bulk. Though from what I hear, there is some shit going on with GMG. The Witcher 3, they had a monster pre sale, at a loss. They were buying keys from someone and CDproject doesn't know where they got them from.

Companies are going to start being really cautious of letting GMG get keys if they continue finding out that they are fucking around.
>>
How do you access advanced options? Are they time locked to ingame events?
>>
>>187581692
What? They should be available right when you start a new game. They are right above the things like reduce VO and such.
>>
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>your cosmetic mod still works
>>
>>187581692
When you start a new game on the screen where it has the opition for the tutorial and DLC shit there is an option called advanced settings
>>
So everybody but GMG already have keys?
>>
>>187548529
Long war update when?
>>
>>187581797
which ones?
>>
>>187581980
They've been boiler room'd
>>
Having to DL base game + All the DLCs since I only have my laptop is killing me.
>>
I'm not getting my key any time soon, am I

I'm not playing this game today, am I
>>
>>187581980
Yep, fuck GMG. Never again. Can't even refund because I ordered over 7 days ago.
>>
>>187582325
This is my 5th gmg purchase tbqh, never had an issue until now.
>>
>>187582375
How many of them have been preorders?
>>
>>187582375
This is my first purchase with them and if they had a decent refund policy i could forgive it but putting a 7 day restriction on fucking pre-orders is just bullshit. Combine that with no communication and it's more than enough for me to never use them again.
>>
>>187582325
This is what you get for not being a good goy.
>>
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>stay up all night to download WotC
>too tired to beat gatecrasher without 2+ deaths
>>
FRICK!
>>
>Midnight release
>Pre-order forbidden as per Steam rules, so can't send keys early
>A small key retailer doesn't have its offices open at fucking midnight
>Gonna have to wait until business opening to get the keys

I love how people are screeching about it being the end of the world GMG is going to deliver their key about half a day late when they got a 10 bucks straight rebate on a brand new DLC
>>
>was going to order on gmg to save all of $5
>went with steam instead

NO REGRETS
>>
>my character pool is not showing

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>
JAKE WHERE KEY
WHERE KEY JAKE
>>
>>187582663
Why not Download Wotc then take a power nap? Why not use the old noggin? Are you ChrisODD?
>>
>>187582704
you have to move it from your old xcom folder to the xpac folder
>>
>>187580947
too soon
>>
>>187582693
>deliver their key about half a day late

Where's your proof of this? The issue is their has been NO communication at all from GMG. They could send them 1 minute from now or 1 day from now, nobody knows. Other key sellers have sent out keys and they wouldn't have got them early either.
>>
>Game crashes if you use any mod even shit like unlocked customization and more flags
>>
>>187582482
FO4 + Season pass and GW2 preorders.
>>187582557
Fair enough, I agree on those issues.
>>
>>187582886

>There's been no communications from GMG

Maybe they don't have employees at their offices in the dead of the night ?
>>
>>187582965
Early morning, pretty sure they're UK based.
>>
HOW DO I FUCKING GATECRASHER
>>
>>187582965
They have literally one important job and that's selling keys, if they can't pay some fucking intern to manage the release of a high profile game they're a worthless shit company

I've preordered like 20 games from them, never had an issue until now. Now they can get fucked
>>
>>187583045
Nade spam.
>>
>>187582808
>too soon
truly, rich piana didn't enlighten us enough on how to leave humanity behind, instead he went alone.
>>
>>187583045
Throw the nades, shoot the guys.
>>
>>187582965
It's like 7:30 am in Uk, they really should be in already.
>>
>>187582965
And yet the other key sellers can manage to do their jobs properly. Should we just forgive incompetence? How about the fact that they advertise you will get your key before the release date, should we ignore that?

They knew when the game was being released they should have been prepared.
>>
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>>187582965
>>
>DL will finish tomorrow morning for me.
It's not fair.
>>
>>187582015
This IS the long war update.
>>
Hows performance? Noticeably better, noticeably worse, or unchanged?
On a 970/i5 6500 unmodded the game fluctuated bad between 40-60 FPS on optimized settings, with mods I just had to accept 30 FPS.
>>
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I humbly beseech you for help /xcg/

No mods, all CommonRedist ran, the game crashes on Gatecrashershit and then goes for a second more before crashing again
>>
>>187583162
send more peace trucks wake these fucks up
>>
>>187583381
Verify cache?
>>
>>187583381
Delete and redownload your config files?
>>
>>187583023
It's a holiday you daft twats
>>
>>187583785
Are you fucking shitting me? Are you basically saying we're not getting our keys today?
>>
>>187583785
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting it is a bank holiday, that shit isn't nearly as important in Scotland.
>>
>>187583848
C U C K E D
>>
>>187583785
Even on a holiday they have to keep a fuck in to do their business.
>>
Big ben hasn't been bonging for 3 days now. People in bongland have stopped going to work. They don't know when to eat, sleep or drink tea. We might finally get our game in four years when they fix the thing.
>>
>>187584038
>>187584159
>>187584163
>>187583785
>>187583848
wtf, I'm not going to get to play until thursday?
>>
>wake up
>no key
last time im buying from green cuck gaming
>>
>>187584306
Pray to Allah
>>
>>187584038
>>187584163
>>187584306

Exactly. The banks aren't even open.
>>
>>187584327
But at least you got 10 shekels off.
>>
>>187584306
They deserve to go bankrupt.
>>
we need new bread for the new expansion.
>>
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>>187584396
yeah and they've yet to give me what i've piad for
>>
>>187584550
It's okay Anon, you'll get it eventually.
>>
Cosmetic mods that work have no textures. They are all just solid black
>>
>>187580858
Classic because there are too many rage quits when I play Legend.
>>
>>187584778
>>187584778
>>187584778
>>187584778
>>187584778
evac
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME MY KEYS YOU FUCKING NON PORK EATING CUNTS
>>
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>>187548529
Will it say War of Chosen to enable as content like other DLCs when you click through new campaign?
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