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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch:http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players:https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki:http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog:http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore:http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides:http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator:http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene:http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/

>>187491219
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me in the middle
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Short haired Sheever is cute.
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New memé
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>>187543319
wait a woman was attracted to me and let me marry her?

You're not making sense
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I bet you guys can't even play Meepo.
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ALRIGHT YOU CARRY SHITTERS THIS IS HOW YOU LEAVE THE TRENCH
Be a selfish player, realize you are the carry and at all costs you need to survive, farm, and hit towers, you need to CARRY the game. Counter pick, dont be afraid to lose gold while your retarded team has no idea what to pick and pick last. Lane match ups are something you learn from experience but learn power spikes in lanes and when you can kill and when you can be killed. Itemize based on the enemy team heroes and item choices. Buy your own wards, sentries, and dust, eventually your team will get better at warding and bringing dust but your top priority is securing YOUR farm and kills. itemization is the hardest part of carrying because you need to have the optimal build during every stage of the game. What to lane with, what to fight mid game with, and what to end the game with. If you are building your hero the same EVERY game you are not getting better your item build during every stage of the game should reflect the hero (and eventually enemy items) matchups. I suggest ignoring the guides and learn to adapt. Stack your own camps, stack stack stack and get your items faster than your enemy.
during teamfights know what spells/items can control you and wait until the important ones are used on your retarded teammates. Also know when a fight is going to be shit and farm the other side of the map. You have to be extremely conscious of everything happening on the screen and keep track of cool downs mentally
Use your mic communication, is the key to winning fights because everyone has to be on the same page. Also some games are not winnable just move on, that does not mean you are allowed to be a cuck that gives up before you should.

also, watch anime. Anime makes you better at dota dotards!
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>>187543947
super cute!
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>>187543947
>Someone else commissioned Pugna for once
My fucking lad
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>page ?
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>bulldog is plowing this while you nerds jerk off to cartoons

lol
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>>187543958
I like playing Meepo but I don't think he's very strong right now. And in solo ranked picking him is usually suicide simply because everybody is so terrified of getting Meepo'd they'll literally have 3-4 people in your lane to shut you down and your dumbass teammates can't use the space. Huskar, Broodmother and TA have the same problem to some extent.
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>>187544251
I swear, she could make your soul leave your body
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>>187543947
>There's like 7 or 8 different images in the one image that can cropped and used
Nice
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NO ANIME BELOW THIS LINE

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>>187544327
Either this picture is from 5 years back or she is really wearing a lot of clothes while she is recording IRL with Bulldog
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>>187543993
ty based anon for dropping knowledge. Maybe one day we wont all collectively fucking suck at dota in the gulag
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>>187544327
money gets you bitches, plus he made her famous
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>>187544512
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>>187544553
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXoLPzJFLAj/?hl=en&taken-by=sinneddonut
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>>187544642
>posting nara's instagram
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>>187544512
you can't just do that
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Who is a support that is pretty much always a strong laner? I fucking hate ending up in a game playing support when I feel like I am doing nothing in the fucking lane. Its a horrid feeling when you can do NOTHING.

I typically play AA and being this hero early on is fucking brutal. Its such a shitty feeling when you feel helpless to help.

So who is a support that is pretty much always a strong laner and can always do something. Playing AA gives me a fucking headache because he can't farm and he has no exp talents. Its horrible.

Help.
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>>187543993
damn anon that is some big dick knowledge. What a based guy
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>>187544797
earthshaker without items can solo kill most farmed carries. pick him before he gets nerfed I guess
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>>187544350
Too bad any Meepo conterpick is just a good pick in general, teams full of aoe stuns, nukes, pickoff, fatasses and etc. They pick it without thinking, but a team with Meepo somehow manages to get 4 heroes without blinks, stuns, initiation. And net being nerfed ages ago didn't help.
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>>187544512
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>>187543993
>dropping game knowledge like this in the sea of gulagites that will never understand or know how to make use of this knowledge

some heroes dont wear capes
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>>187543993
thank you
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>>187544797
I'm hesitant to say this because this hero is fucking cancer and I don't want more of it in my lanes, but Lich always has high lane contribution no matter what.
>>187544890
Earthshaker is not a strong laner unless you have him in a kill lane with additional disable or soloing against a melee hero.
>>187544946
Absolutely. You really can only last pick Meepo these days, not just because you get countered hard by some heroes but because there are so few team comps he actually fits with/against. And if the enemy team doesn't have outright counters they'll focus all their energy into shutting down your lane, as I said previously. Shit sucks.
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>>187543947
>tfw reddit will never steal /our girl/ Pugna
is loli Pugna the best meme we made that reddit cannot steal?
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>>187545630
yes, Pugna is the face of /d2g/
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>>187545630
>>187545693
Pugna has cute panties!

Wherever or not it's gets acknowledged or not I don't really mind since she'll always be /ourgirl/
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>>187545331
>earthshaker is not a strong laner
this is just a lie, he's a fantastic laner and he's great at setting up kills
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is it any surprise that degenerative art represents the gulag
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>>187545891
>that bulge
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>>187545894
Yeah, setting up kills, like a ganker. Not harassing the enemy, last hitting or denying.
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Artour just got wrecked by openAI
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>>187543993
what's youre MMR
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>>187545894
You didn't quote the rest of it where I specified the situations in which he is a good laner. Anon asked for a support who's always strong in lane, Earthshaker is very much the opposite of that. If he isn't solo against a melee hero (or in certain other 1v1 matchups) or paired up with other heroes that have kill potential he can't do anything at all. He doesn't zone the enemy offlaner, he himself has zero kill potential and needs his allies to provide the damage and disable after the fissure block. ES needs levels and one or two items to actually solo kill anybody.
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>>187546115
next year instead of inviting Dendi as the washed up AI punching bag they can just use Arteezy
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>>187546102
he's great at harassing the enemy, nigger he can LITERALLY block the creepwave without pulling all by himself, he always contributes to a lane, don't be fucking stupid
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>organic life form dota
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>>187545952
Sheepdicked most likely has some new doodles on Reddit if that's more your thing anon
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>>187546210
I would be surprised if you're even 3K MMR based on this post. How exactly do you harass or trade with any offlaner who knows what the hell he's doing as ES? You have no damage, you're not especially tanky and you have crap move speed.
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>>187546210
That's just waste of mana.
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>>187546393
>he doesn't rush soul ring on every support
lmao
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>AI is going to simulate 10,000,000,000 years of Dota before the next TI
IT'S OVER WE LOST
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>>187546206
>he doesn't zone
objectively false
>he himself has zero kill potential
can literally solo almost every carry in the game items or no items by level 6, don't spit horseshit, he doesn't need anyone else to kill anyone else because he can literally chain stun you. If you honestly believe he has zero kill potential on his own
you're either
A) someone who has never played earth shaker
B) someone who has never played against earth shaker
C) someone who is painfully bad at playing earth shaker and doesn't realize his power
in any case, stop talking about earth shaker because every statement you've made regarding him has been objectively wrong, kindly fuck off
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>>187546503
AI is predictable, humans are not. Just get some people who have never played a Dota in their life and watch them beating bots with dagon on PA, that they build because they thought she didn't have enough mana.
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>>187546503
>OpenAI is playing TI10 strats at TI8
>OpenAI.FY is playing TI2000 strats at TI9
how can carboncucks even compete
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>>187546714
We're talking about laning here you absolute mongoloid. Either you don't know how to read or you're too stupid to have this conversation, either way you can stop replying and refer to my earlier posts where I explained why ES is only situationally a good laner and is outperformed by most supports in the laning stage. I play plenty of ES, he's probably my most played support and I play him plenty in the offlane too. He's a good hero. But he is not a consistently good laner, which is the only thing this entire conversation was about.
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>>187546824
>I don't understand machine learning or dota
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>>187544512
>immediately gets a ton of (You)s from contrarian animeshits who are too new to recognize the authority of Ostarion the Skeleton King, and probably don't even know who he is
>probably also have only played since 7.00, and think nuValve is anywhere near competent

>epic little anime girl pictures commence
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>>187547205
So what do I do with all that money?
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>>187547057
>Ostarion the Skeleton King
who?
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i cant decide whenever i should buy overwatch for the superior waifus it offers when compared to dota or pubg for the superior gameplay it offers when compared to dota
any tips?
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>>187547205
>"Just give the money back plz"
You'd have better chances getting a refund from Valve
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>>187547459
But Pubg is a trash game
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can they hurry up with dueling fates
i spent last three weeks playing poe and modding skyrim and i am already burnt out of both, i don't know what else to do fastforward time
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>>187546165
Is there anything wrong with what I said? no. I am a way higher mmr than anyone here.
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is troll warlord op?
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>>187547459
>Being wrong on both accounts
Go home /owg/
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>>187544512
Foh
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>>187547057
/d2g/ is deader than Ozzie. Starcrumpet animeshitters have infested this general, worming their mealy talons into its sloughing flesh.
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>>187546940
>I'm so shit that I have no idea how to lane with earth shaker
>the literal best support in game right now
holy fuck get out of here you trench trash baddie
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>>187547684
No.
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>>187547684
you can't just right click him to death due to misses and permabashes and that's all it takes for reddit and /d2g/ to nominate hero as OP
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>>187547684
>9min MoM
JUST
WARD
HIS
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why is this game so fucking edgy? is the target audience pre-teens?
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>>187547875
You can stop getting butthurt about your favourite hero being insulted. The discussion is not whether ES is good (he is), there are just much more consistently strong lane supports in the game. What are you going to do on ES solo supporting an antimage against a strong offlane? Fuck all, that's what.
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>>187547057
>actually using the name nuvalve came up with
the state of dotards
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>>187546165
didnt respond to me here
>>187547683

thats right you fucking trench shitter sit the FUCK down kid
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>>187548223
He is literally a braindead easy and powerful support to play in lane you absolute mongrel. Also, if you aren't trying to kill the opposing laner, you're doing it wrong.
The fact that you expect passive play is how I know you're 2k trash because that isn't at all how the game is played at higher levels
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anyone else not even playing until new patch?
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>tfw you end the night on a game you lost pretty much by yourself
sorry team i can't play slardar
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did Artifact kill HL3?
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What does this do to your neurons, dotard?
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>>187548485
thats a girl(boy) right?
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>>187548125
what's wrong with being edgy when every other moba/tf2 clone/arena/whatever has only semi-naked girls and talking animals
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not a single post in this thread is worth responding to, kill yourselves
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>>187548537
valve killed HL3
enough time has passed so that side projects like artifact probably had no effect
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>>187548623
SPECTRE IS A PURE WAIFU AND IS _NOT_ EVIL
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>>187546208
ig, the original 5 man team*
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>>187548537
Serious answer? No

Artifact is being managed by some Dota artists and other various staff like a gameplay director from Double Fine which means this is much more a side project they aren't investing too much into

HL3, HLVR, L4D3 and various other projects imply Valve are up to something, but by the looks of all the staff who've left it's most likely very slow going.
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HOW DO I FARM LIKE ARE TEA ZEEBRA@!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
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>>187548430
So explain how you and AM are going to kill this offlane Axe, LC or Undying +1 or whatever?
>The fact that you expect passive play is how I know you're 2k trash because that isn't at all how the game is played at higher levels
That's exactly how the game is played at higher levels. I suspect you picked 2K because you're actually at most 3K yourself. When your safe lane has no realistic kill potential it's way better for your carry to farm creeps. Most of the time it's better to farm creeps if your lane control is going alright. Literally watch any high level carry or pos 5 player's games or even fucking BSJ or some shit who can explain how this works. It's not worth going for unrealistic kills and a lane with ES only has realistic kill potential if he's in a trilane or with a carry who actually contributes something in the early game. Which is only the case some of the time. I hope you're about to reveal that you we're "only pretending to be retarded" pretty soon.
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I killed HL3
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What did Nara do with all the stolen money?
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>>187548623
>Pugna, Visage, Spectre
>Evil
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>>187548623
OD, Visage, Enigger and AA are not evil. AA's gimmick is just ice puns.
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>>187548947
sO MUCH MAKE UP
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>>187548947
me on the left
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>>187548125
>>187548623
>doesn't post ench, cm, quippy king, luna, ogre magi, alchemist, furion, sniper, omni, lina, windranger, any of the elemental spirits, techies
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>>187548856
The game is LITERALLY all about rotations and ganking if you're 6k+ what the absolute fuck is wrong with you
>How do you get a kill on axe
wait till level 3, wall him off and beat him with your totem because you do a gorillion damage and then have your safe laner finish him off
see? easy
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>>187548843
optimize your sharting patterns
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>>187548304
you wouldn't know who I was talking about if I didn't
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>>187548947
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO KEEP PLAYING WITH THAT TRASHCAN
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>>187549168
As graceful as a walrus.
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>>187549168
>>187548947
Is swindle holding zfreek back or is zfreek just a beta scared of leaving his big bro?
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>builds 5 veils
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>>187549168
RAVAGE
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>>187549097
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>>187549072
>The game is LITERALLY all about rotations and ganking if you're 6k+ what the absolute fuck is wrong with you
Not when you have a weak laner as your carry and you need to secure his farm. Or when your other support needs to be somewhere else. Ganking is fine but it still doesn't contribute to ES being a strong laner. It makes him a relatively strong roamer.
>wait till level 3, wall him off and beat him with your totem because you do a gorillion damage and then have your safe laner finish him off
He's going to be level 5 at this point and your antimage has no farm because he effectively is soloing this lane while you try to leech levels. If you can't contribute level 1 then it's not a strong lane. That's the entire point. This shit only works if we assume you have self sufficient cores with decent lane matchups which often doesn't happen in pubs. Again, it means ES is not a consistently strong laner in every situation.
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What are items you can build and stack?

Items like Rapier, where you get all or almost full value for the second item as well as the first.
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>>187549587
Lens

On sniper you can go impossible distances
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>>187549587
heart
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>>187549587
Windlace, Ethereal Blade, Dragon Lance
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>>187549554
>He's going to be level 5 at this point
>guys im stuck on 6.83 what the fuck why are offlaners getting so much exp from my shitty plays
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>>187549768
Earthshaker cant zone offlaners
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>>187548125
?
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>>187549768
You're telling me that your zero contribution shaker is going to keep up in levels with a solo offlaner who's having the time of his life? What's your plan here, how are you going to sap all his experience? We're going with the idea that you kill him at level 3 (I'm being very generous here, realistically you won't actually do that with fucking ES+AM).
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>>187549554
>letting the offlaner get not one but TWO levels ahead of your pos 1
oh my god how bad of a support are you? do even know what 'pulling the wave' means?
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>>187549765
>dragon lance
doesn't stack please tell me it doesn't stack
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do multiple radiance stack burn damage
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>>187549339
whos that semen demon
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>>187549923
>can construct a literal wall
>guys he can't zone I swear
is this bait or are you actually this stupid?
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last number of this will decide how many games of dota i will play per day
second to last number will decide for how many days
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>>187550034
The stats stack, the range doesnt
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>>187543993
>tfw losing streak

at least its unranked
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>>187549339
>+6 Strength
>+6 Agility
>+12 Intelligence
>+6 Health regeneration
>+6 Armor
>+6 Attack damage

>+30 Strength
>+30 Agility
>+60 Intelligence
>+30 Health regeneration
>+30 Armor
>+30 Attack damage
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What the fuck do I do against Shadow Fiend? He denies all his creeps and fucks my shit if I ever try to harass.
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>>187550016
Earthshaker is pos 5, not 1, in this example. Anyway, the offlane Axe in this example has complete free reign because he's against such a weak lane, of course he's going to get a lot of levels.
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>>187550063
fluffnstuff
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>>187550089
RIP
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>>187550063
I wish I knew
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>>187544327
>those post surgery asian eyes

not even once desu
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>>187550163
how is this balanced???!!?!?
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>>187550089
owned nerd
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>>187550172
+1 hero or fuck him up on the first waves
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>>187550163
Nice
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>>187550182
I was referring to allowing the offlaner to get two levels ahead of your core you idiot but I guess you don't even have reading comprehension skills let alone game sense, I should've known better.
Do everyone at your shit mmr the favor and uninstall, buy a long length of rope and then hang yourself.
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>quelling blade
>it's actually a hatchet
who designed this game?
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rip 3pac
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rip 3pac
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>>187550380
>I was referring to allowing the offlaner to get two levels ahead of your core you idiot
Yes, and we were never talking about the core which is why I corrected you. He's going to be 2 levels ahead of the support by the time the lane ends. I can't believe I'm still talking to people who actually don't have basic reading comprehension.
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>>187550460
shut the FUCK up shartour
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>>187550532
it doesn't matter if he's two levels ahead of you as earth shaker because you're overpowered. if you can't even set up kills on the offlaner as shaker then you're bad, plane and simple, sorry to tell you this pal but learn how to use fissure for fucks sake
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>>187550404
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>>187550278
>post surgery
no she glues them
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>>187550654
>fissure Axe
>he keeps punching your AM
>???
What's the next step in your master plan?
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should i build mom or satanic on luna
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>>187550404
>hatchets don't have blades
?
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>this thread
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It's been days since shuffle drama and Dota isn't even the most played game on Steam anymore RIP
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>buy boots
>Character doesn't have feet
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>>187551023
>Broodmother has eight legs
>Only six slots for boots
wtf volvo is this hero literally unkillable?
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>>187550894
>use totem because it does a gorrilion damage
>hit axe
>am is the same level as axe (assuming you didn't fuck something up)
>he has no means of escape
>kill him
>literally free gold
alternatively, you get the kill because most people don't fucking play antimage, they play lifestealer, ck, jugg, morph, luna or mk and the vast majority of those have no trouble getting early kills.
The game is teamfight oriented now, not farm oriented, you'd need only look at the 7k ladder or Ti to see this.
If you're still stuck in the before 7.00 times, that's your fucking problem and that's your mmr to throw away, but stop giving advice, because not a single thing you've said has been true or helpful so far
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>>187550906
>buying edgy items
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>>187551017
I Fell for the pubg meme.

>runs like ass
>run for 5 minutes, kill someone, die, repeat
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literally how is viper balanced
>auto enemy hero twice and win lane for free
>9000 damage and slow
>unkillable
>1v5
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>>187551268
>jugg, morph, luna, lifestealer, ck
havent seen any of these heroes in more than a month. are you sure you know what youre talking about?
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>>187551367
he isn't. people still think he's bad for...some reason...but he's actually really good, a lot better and a lot more popular than a shitty meme hero like templar assassin
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>>187551451
>this post
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Im playing dota while my gf is having dinner with another guy. am i a cuck?
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>>187551367
>automatically loses if the game goes past 30 minutes
hmm
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>>187551389
>morph
>one of the most popular carries
>jugg
>literal TI winning carry
>lifestealer
>also popular
>ck
>also a very common pick
>luna
>is so so but still picked decently
if you haven't seen these heroes for months then you have literally not been playing dota. So stop giving advice on a game you don't play
You could also replace any of those heroes with sven and I'd still be right, he's very good at getting early kills.
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>>187551367
>win lane
>lose game

el
may
oh
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>>187551389
The pickrate of heroes is actually fairly consistent between something like 2k and 6k, and these heroes appear fairly often (sans morph, maybe). Dunno what the fuck you're talking about, especially since jugg has been the "cant play carry, play support, cant play support, play jugg" hero for almost 2 years now.
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>>187551565
you're thinking of TA, not viper, viper can actually win past 40 minutes whereas TA drops like a rock at 25 minutes
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>>187551227
she actually has six legs, those forward ones look more like pedipalps
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>>187551678
>ck
>also a very common pick
i have literally not seen CK picked for at least 100 games
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>>187551743
'ok'
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>>187551743
>this post
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>>187551678
ye jugg is always kinda common but the fuck I havent seen a morph, ck or lifestealer since forever
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>>187547459
overwatch for waifus
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>>187551561
depends who cleans up
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>>187551268
>use totem because it does a gorrilion damage
If your totem does a gorillion damage on Axe it means the Axe is somehow underleveled or you're maxing totem instead of leveling fissure, let's be real here. Can we stop this thought experiment now and accept that earthshaker is a hero that has weaknesses, like every other hero in Dota? One of his weaknesses being that there are certain lanes in which his contribution is not as high as several other support heroes. Read that last sentence carefully because despite you trying to move the goalposts with every post you've made so far, this is what the entire argument was supposed to be about and I've been trying to hold you to it.
>alternatively, you get the kill because most people don't fucking play antimage, they play lifestealer, ck, jugg, morph, luna or mk
Again, you're moving the goalposts. I just gave that lane as an example of a lane ES does poorly in and you've been stubbornly trying to argue that you're going to win the lane by killing the Axe. We all know that's not true and there are other support heroes that could actually do better here and secure the AM some farm despite the tough lane.
>The game is teamfight oriented now, not farm oriented, you'd need only look at the 7k ladder or Ti to see this.
AM is as popular as ever and was picked in TI plenty of times, but that's once again you trying to move the goalposts. I'm not arguing what the meta is, I'm saying that ES isn't "pretty much always a strong laner" like the original anon was asking for. That's all.
>because not a single thing you've said has been true or helpful so far
You too.
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>>187551931
really? how? I've seen him and bloodcyka popping up left and right, lots of sven too and a morph here and there
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>>187551931
what the fuck kind of carries are in your games then?
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redpill me on nara
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>>187552014
>can we accept that earthshaker has weaknesses
no. he's literally an autowin free mmr hero.
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>8 game losing streak
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>>187552048
>>187552040
Ive been seeing a lot of Troll, Void, PA, Ursa, AntiMage
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>ever picking am against axe in the first place
you deserve the -25
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>>187552125
That doesn't mean that he has no weaknesses.
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>>187552089
she used pics of some korean model. She streamed. She played with bulldog and s4. She had cybersex with s4.
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>>187552089
she's this super hot korean girl who speaks russian and she plays dota all day and s4 (the chad) is her bf. she's like model-tier hot lol. i didnt know girls that hot played dota all day!
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>>187552195
I actually haven't seen much of PA, Troll, Ursa or AM
I've seen lots of void though...like...quite a lot of void actually, too much void in fact
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>>187552014
>you're maxing totem instead of leveling fissure
Yes, and?
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>>187552404
You think you're going to kill Axe without a single disable? What stops him from walking away?
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>>187552516
you only need 1 point in fissure
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>>187552516
>walk away
>aka get zoned
??????????
?????????????????
?????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>dotards talking about the game
STOOOOP
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>>187552660
Post cute (real) naras
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>>187552578
i-it's not the same at all! he isn't being hit by ranged attacks, THAT'S NOR REAL ZONING REEEEEE ONLY RANGED SUPPORTS LIKE LICH CAN ZONE
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>>187552206
We're talking about pubs here, maybe AM wasn't the last pick. I'm just humoring the friendly anon with a hypothetical lane matchup.
>>187552575
>>187552578
You really think you're going to be able to zone an Axe who has more levels and items than you by doing this? Be honest.
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>pick le balanced bleeding man
>auto take someone out of the fight
>sanic fast
>le balanced snip n snapper
>shoot buildings from out of range
how are these heroes balanced hmmm? dotards??????
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>pick riki
>win

Uhhh dotards
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>>187552854
>he can't even zone a melee hero with fucking earthshaker
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>>187552928
>teleports behind you
>nothin personnel...sniper
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Any updates from Nara?
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>ihl preseason up
>grant nowhere to be found
mfw
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>>187553089
Great argument, friend. I'm going to assume we're finally done with this. I actually do agree by the way that trying to zone him with totem is probably your best bet in this lane (your original "zone him with fissure and kill him at level 3" idea was dumb as fuck), but this way you can at least chip away at him before he sends you out of lane to regen.

Anyway, it's 3:30AM and time to end the autism so you can have the last word.
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>>187553268
>shrapnels and autos you to death
heh, thanks for standing still GANKER
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>>187552928
>picking le balanced bleeding man
Disgusting
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>>187553395
>lose an argument so bad that you give up
>admit to being a yurofag
ah, so that's why you're so painfully retarded. it's ok yuro cuckboi, you just don't understand real dota in your measly trenches. Don't worry, your stupidity is forgiven.
Now leave this place, and never return
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>>187553490
I have to, I got his immortal so I'm legally obligated to play him now
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>Do relatively okay last week
>This week, suddenly unable to do even basic shit, dying all the time, pressing the wrong buttons
What the fuck?
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>someone in my team goes bloodcyka
>pick pudge and hook ultied faggots for a gorillion damage
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>>187553762
my mechanically retarded brother
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d2g how do I cure my depression...
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>>187553408
>charges u right before furion tp's in
two heads are better than one!
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>its a blogging season
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>>187553881
find a new passion, stop reading this dumb echo chamber, etc etc
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>>187554054
How do you make friends outside the internet?
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>>187553881
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>>187553881
Work out, just 3 times a week, you will have a great improve on your mechanics skills as well
Pic related, I want to have the body mass of troll warlord, dropped from 25% to 14%, getting there and dont feel like a waste of space anymore
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>>187554387
>>187553881
Also clean your room. It only takes a few minutes.
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so if i first pick my position 5 hero in ranked, all i can do is hope that my team picks stuff that synergizes well, right?

t. 3k
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>>187554387
literally me but with cigarettes instead of booze
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>>187554442
speak for yourself
>>
How I workout without going to the gym? The closes to my house is pretty far and I have no car, no way I have the will to take a bus and workout.
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>>187554325
literally be yourself till you find people who will accept you. keep meeting people because not everyone is going to like you face it, but there are people out there who might like you and you might even enjoy spending time hanging out.

it's sort of like find match button on dota, even if you're losing a lot of games, you might end up winning one of those games.
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>>187554462
see
>>187543993
and get your priorities fixed. You can play pos 5 once you reach actual dota
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Bring back loading screens‼
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>>187554540
carry is boring
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>>187554485
just put on your shoes, put music on your phone, grab your head set/headphones and run outside for FREE also stay hydrated
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>>187554397
How do I get a body like Huskar?
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How do I fix mini freeze dotards? It always freeze for 0.5-1 second randomly
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>>187554703
Quit fried shit, run, ward his jungle, tp out
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>>187554703
by sacrificing your life
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>>187553916
a mortal wound?!
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>>187554646
Don't necessarily play hard carry, just play something that can win the game at all phases of the game. SB, NP, ES, Veno, Lich sometimes. You don't have to farm all game, but you do have to make plays. Watch Slacks for tips on stealing your """""""carry"""""""'s farm. Try to hit >4.5k before you dedicate yourself to full time supporting.
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Is Engima a mid hero?

By 10 minutes I had 34 last hits and 22 denies against the enemy necro who had 30 and 5. And that was with being ganked twice and having to walk back to base once.
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>>187554442
My biyearly apartment cleaning used to take several hours when I was living like a complete slob and I imagine some depressed folks are like that as well.
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>>187554485
Go to a pawn shop and buy some cheap dumbbells.
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>>187554974
I wouldn't be excited about that performance, but yeah, Enigma is one of the strongest laners for sure. Not sure if it's justifiable putting him mid instead of offlane though.
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>>187554974
>34 last hits
>mid lane
>10 minutes

there are like a hundred creeps my bad friend...
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GRANT LIVE ON RTZ STREAM
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kunkka would be cooler if he was a pirate why isn't he a pirate only reason i don't play him is because he should be a pirate
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>>187554485
Semi-OPM workout.
Day 1
50 pushups every 2 days. If you're a fat fuck and too out of shape then do 3 sets of 30, 20, and 15. Adjust numbers as you improve.

50 situps after that. This one is surprisingly easy if you're skinny. If not then do 30-25-20. Adjust numbers accordingly. I'd rather just pirate Ab Ripper X for abs desu.

Day 2
50 squats. Really easy shit. Don't even need to reduce it to sets because even fat fucks can do this one unless you got fucked up knees. If you do then just go on a 1km walk outside.

5 pullups. If you're a fat fuck then do just 1 with a chair to boost yourself on one foot with your toes. Adjust numbers as you improve.
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>>187555778
>tfw i got too poor to go to the gym

deadlifts were real exhiliarting desu
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>>187555778
how do u space the 3 sets,
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>>187555982
5 minutes
>>
PPD JOINED DC
>>
DC.PPD
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>>187556221
>>187556176
proofs
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>>187556176
>>187556221
>giving bulba another chance

NOOOOOO
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>Ephey is easily a 9/10
>fucks some fat loser american who wears cargo shorts

Literally WHY.
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>>187556269
grant & artour bantz
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>PPD replacing mason

carry? What
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>>187556281
>sandnigger is a 9/10
the absolute state of north america
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>>187556281
Yoni is literally a superior Ephey
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>>187553616
I got the rare kotl immortal, doesnt mean i'm gonna support in my pubs anytime soon
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>>187556281
>being this cucked
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>>187554462

>pick Nyx FP or 2nd pick
>they think it's support
>go offlane
>get lvl6 fast
>gank their supports that's always alone
>tilt their supports
>ez win

is2g no one in 3k - 4k knows how to play against Nyx and they somehow underestimate his power peak
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>>187556562
>plays a hero in their stereotypical lane
you sure are working hard to reach that 3k
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvgVCgDsdqI&t=638s

Well dotards? why dont you have anime posters on your dota gaming room wall?
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>>187549323
Swindle has talked about it in past interviews lightly.

Basically swindle and zfreak gave up everything they had for HoN. They didn't go to college and used their parents college savings for a career in Hon instead. They formed Stay Green, fully unsponsored team and funding everything themselves. Everyone had pretty much left that game so their team just won "everything".

Either way that team was short lives because hon was dying and there was no prize money left. They still kept playing and just prayed for S2 to keep announce a new Hon tour season but they never did. With competitive hon dying they now had no income whatsoever, no college education, no careers and their future felt pretty doomed.

They both tried to get normal jobs but didn't manage to do that because their resumes looked garbage with 0 experience in anything, no education. Their lives was pretty much doomed until Dota 2 started to grow and they started playing again.

Swindle and Zfreak realized that gaming now has to be their careers because there is nothing else in their lives out there for them. They have a decent brand for themselves and manage to get sponsored by coL that gives them financial stability for trying to get as far as TI as they can every year.

That's why Zfreak dosent leave. coL gives him the financial stability and he has went tough a lot of shit with his brother. He could maybe take a huge risk leaving coL, his brother and maybe have a shot into getting into a really good team and win TI but according to him that risk is not worth taking. It's a pretty good decision to stay.
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>>187554921
Agreed, a lot of the good "carrying these fucking retards without actually being the carry" heros are offlaners. Lich, Omni, Nature's Profit, Underlord and Earthshaker are all good, atleast now before volvo puts them in the dumpster for being too good. You're actually double-dipping on increasing your win chances by playing those heroes well, because you're playing a chad role AND preventing some idiot from going offlane instead of you to feed the enemy rice farmer like a fucking madman.
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>>187556979
3.5k
Im still not taking a kotl mid, its hard enough convincing them i'll make mid pugna work
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>>187557034
wghy doesnt melonzz just become the coach / fitness teacher for Col and let his brother player with a GOOD col team?

reminder that they were best with Cancel-god carrying their shit asses on his back, esp monkeys forever and moo in the safelane
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How much longer before esports start again. Actually playing the game is so painful
>>
Guys what happened to the fun artour who would play meme music and meme videos on his stream? Why does he sound dead inside now compared to his old self?
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>>187557602
He needs a gf
>>
>>187557050
>>187554921
Playing offlane Furion has been my go-to recently because he just does so much. Nobody contests you for offlane, you'll get farm no matter what (and often you'll absolutely dumpster their safe lane because Furion's damage is fucking broken). You can play him a couple of different styles and have high game impact either way. The only situation in which he's bad is when your mid and carry pick something ultra greedy and the enemy team just pushes your shit in before your team is farmed enough to fight them and before you can split push fast enough.

Most of the time though, you just happily farm the lane while zoning their supports with treants and broken right clicks, tp in to other lanes for ganks (basically securing every lane if things go well), sniping couriers if you feel like it.. then you slowly transition from a global split pushing ganking menace into a right clicker with disables (bloodthorn, sheepstick etc) and end the game. And you always have the option to rat the shit out of them if you're losing.
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>>187557034
Literally
who
cares
about this not even washed up (because you have to actually float and win something before you can sink and wash up), pizzaface worse than ppd, calls out Abed on his 10k and doesnt even qualify for TI, NA shitter?
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>>187557732
like this?
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>>187557784
>>
>grant's living conditions
literally /ourguy/
>>
Is every Dota player and personality in deep poverty or something? I thought I remembered ppd saying that so many players were terrible with money because they made enough money that they never had to check their back accounts
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>>187557784
>jews want us to believe this is an evil guy
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>imagine admirall bulldog playing a pro game right now, that was dota 1 arteezy
the STATE of sweden
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>>187557732
he said if he had a gf he wouldnt even play dota
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>>187558248
Then he should just find a gf that plays dota

like Nara
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>>187558248
good maybe NA teams would have a chance and NA pubs wouldn't be so cancerous then
>>
>grant drinks 8 cans of doctor pepper a day

Amerisharts defend yourselves
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Who is Ember in this Arteezy stream game?
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>tfw no cute vampire hero
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>>187558614
Fuck Dr. (((Pepper))), Coca-Cola will rise again
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>>187558031
>make so much money you never even have to check your bank account because you know you always have money
>in deep poverty
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>>187558614
What is the name of his disease, the one that makes his teeth look so small like its melting
>>
>>187551743
>Be viper
>Get ganked
>Die
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OG.MOONMEANDER
>OG.MOONMEANDER
OG.MOONMEANDER
>OG.MOONMEANDER
OG.MOONMEANDER
>OG.MOONMEANDER
OG.MOONMEANDER
>OG.MOONMEANDER
>>
>>187558896
>be viper
>don't buy BKB by 40 minutes

JUST
TP
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>>187543817
https://www.sporcle.com/games/vostok2/dota-2-heroes
Can you guess every hero from memory?
Be honest, which hero managed to slip your mind?
>>
>>187552014
This post is either done by GH himself or a gulag king
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>>187559025
>start quizz
>enter raigor stonehoof
>nothing happens
>>close tab
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>EG.LighTofHeaveN
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NA INHOUSE IS STARTING
GET IN HERE GULAG
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>>187558031
>$3.3m in Dota gains
>>
I've browsed d2g for 4 years and never played an inhouse, what are they like?
>>
>shartour on lycan
>panda of zero game impact
poopiedweeb got this
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>>187559528
shitshow.ru
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>>187559528
Watch out for Steven "Eosin" Cheng
The public enemy of Dota 2 #2
Known facts:

[x] Midget
[x] Tryhard
[x] Stacker
[x] Racist
[x] Overweight
[x] Gook
[x] Dumpstered by fakkaliv in /vg/ masters
[x] Communist
[x] Artstyle hater
[x] Doesn't post first for #kaidota
[x] Directly responsible for Silencer casting last word and curse on you every 14 seconds
[x] Bad player and captain
[x] Known homosexual
[x] Virgin
[x] K-Pop spammer
[x] Ledditor
[x] Is trying to kill E-Sports
[x] Posting 'dead thread dead game'
[x] Smells bad
[x] Direct cause of the development of the .H264 10-bit profile
[x] Supports Pendragon
[x] Likes bad music
[x] Has Athlete's Foot despite never exercising in his life
[x] Attempted to take down Adblock
[x] Tried to add nipples to Naga Siren
[x] "That"
[x] Jewish ancestry
[x] Hates America
[x] Caused Gents to get a day job
[x] Alcoholic
[x] Samefagger
[x] Marijuana addict + marijuana needle sharer
[x] Bad teeth
[x] Israeli apologist
[x] Attempted to assassinate Draskyl
[x] Attempted to shave Gabens beard
[x] Successfully assassinated Barnyyy and KingRaven
[x] Hindered intergalactic relations
[x] Responsible for seizure of Bitgamer by the Feds
[x] Watches and enjoys The Big Bang Theory
[x] Abuser of animals
[x] Possible jaywalker
[x] Copyright violater
[x] Borderline mentally retarded
[x] His nipples resemble misshapen pepperoni
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>>187559528
pubs except instead of that one loud egocentric asshole it's everyone
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>get three runes
>dazzle feeds first blood
>lose courier
is this worth?
>>
>>187559528
You mean /d2g/ inhouses? Do they even happen anymore?
>>
>it's almost 2018

where has the time gone...
>>
Anyone play custom maps? I recently tried reincarnation and it's pretty lonely to play when you're grinding mobs.
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i want templar assassin's pink pussy in my face!
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>Arteezy, who has used Edge Panning for years, has finally switched to middle-mouse camera grip
Camera grip is the superior screen moving technique, right?
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oi
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>>187560158
is this code for something
>>
So is this esports, or just semi-esports? It is a game full of pro players, but they're na "pros", so maybe like tier 5 semi-esports? Help me with the math on this one.
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>>187560265
salut
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>>187560249
clicking them iddle mouse feels so fucking weird
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>>187560265
RAWR
>>
>lame_as_a_naggers_baby
i know you're in here
>>
>>187560460
I have big hands and I palm grip my mice, so the middle mouse button is in an awkward spot for me to use if I'm constantly clicking M1 and M2. I'm forced to edge pan; I can't rebind M3 or M4 since they're control group hot keys.
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>Grant stream
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>>187560705
desu clicking my m4 and m5 are also awkfward for me, feels like im moving the mouse right wards when i do this
>>
>>187559871
Thank god they don't
I'm 100% sure they would consist of 9 people allchatting about what they would do to pugna and ilexa and fuTA in between feeding
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>>187560747
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>>187560943
/d2g/ inhouses happened all day every day for like 3 years before Reborn killed them.
>>
>>187560785
Might wanna try a mouse with extra buttons on it. There's a slew of them, but I don't know which ones work best since I usually look at FPS mice, which lack a lot of extra functionality usually.
>>
>>187560943
and? that wouldn't appeal to your redditor sensibilities?
>>
post ending in 5 decides what i say when I donate to grant
>>
>>187560943
>implying this is worse than an NA pub
>>
>>187561260
futa
>>
>>187561260
Brush your fucking teeth, you pimply shrubbery.
>>
>>187561153
No, because that type of language belongs on a turquoise colored Vietnamese carpentry job posting board and not coming from a 0-8 mid venge
>>
>>187561260
NA Dota LUL
>>
>>187560994
you mean before insufferable clique-y faggots ruined them
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God bless mike saving NA dota with inhouses
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>>187561515
yeah i'm not saying that
post ending in 6 decides
>>
>>187561528
I have no idea how they died. I just assume Reborn killed them because it made lobbies all weird.
>>
>>187561260
i am a huge faggot please rape my face
>>
>>187561515
Uh Oh Spaghetti Os
>>
is lycan op?
>>
>>187561605
Write a fanfic about him and ixmike
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>>187561717
Nah, Sven is gonna fuck him up this game.
>>
>tfw you carry a really undeserving team on your smurf
i feel like i've disrupted natural selection or something
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Out of the trench tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF2BdO_Twi0
>>
>>187561717
only OP heroes right now are earthshaker negrolyte furion and barathrum
>>
>Based Grant breaks off from casting to shit all over a twitchkiddie
what a glorious man
>>
>>187561768
aite man
>>187561894
noted
>>
>tfw a streamer yells at you specifically
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Ritsu is eating the booty like GROCERIES
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>>187561549
imagine him splitting her apart damn
>>
>>187562216
don't be a faggot, it's not hard
>>
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>>187558674
fuck off
necromancer hero when?
>>
>>187562358
i could make it hard :3
>>
>>187561768
>bkb gets to 5 sec
nothing personnel
>>
is halberd underrated?

I build it almost every time I play a str hero
>>
>>187561549
Don't follow the NA scene, but what's the matter with that guy?
People talk like he's pretty controversial.
>>
>>187562648
>halberd on IO
>>
>>187562843
The guy in your pubs who says he will fuck your mom?
ixmike will literally fuck your mom.
>>
>>187562549
?
>>
>>187562843
It's an autist that has some fans who think he's pretending or think he's le funny. Was on liquid years ago and some tier 4 teams.
>>
>>187562843
He's just a faggot who haunts the NA scene. He's certainly not doing it any favors.
>>
>eth blade dagon puck
JUST
LIKE
MY
PUBS
>>
>>187556997
>Helen changed hair colour and style again
>Wearing black lace bra

Wondering if EE actually role plays some stuff with her and she just goes the extra mile for it.
>>
>>187563931
He is literally trying to drag the NA scene out of its shit-tier pub gutter by reviving his inhouse league. The same leagues where sumail and arteezy got noticed

you literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>
who are some fun heroes :3
>>
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>>187564185
Okay Mike, good luck with that, see you again in a couple years and we'll see how that goes.
>>
>>187564185
actually this isn't about noticing new players, this is about training together for people who are already pros/near pros and get vouched for by others
>>
>grant the only dota 2 "personality" more autistic than me

feels good
>>
redpill me on adelaide dotards
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>>187564185
>and arteezy got noticed
fucking thanks ixmike
>>
>>187564238
earth spirit if you can play him. You can do so much with his toolkit its ridiculous
>>
>>187564415
mike does it for NA not his own glory
>>187564454
didn't I just fucking say that

man you can just tell all the dipshits sucking eceleb cock and trying to act like they know behind the scenes shit in grant's chat instead of watching the fucking game are from here
>>
>>187564478
>women
>>
>>187564714
you said it was about noticing players
i said no it's about players already noticed
ppd explained it in his stream
>>
>young dumb and full of cum
>>
>>187564714
>in grant's chat
kewl kidz in ppd's cause we actually get their teamspeak.
>>
>>187564459
nobody is worse than bone7 in the dota scene
>>
>>187564714
>mike does it for NA not his own glory

my fucking sides, oh mike, nobody believes that for a second
>>
>>187564902
grant cast is just 2gud
>young, dumb and full of cum
>>
Why does d2g hate EVERY SINGLE PRO PLAYER, COACH, AND ADMIN OUT THERE?
>>
>>187565196
We like fear.
And mason.
>>
>>187565161
>talks about dota insight
>meme stream
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>>187565196
/d2g/ loves Arteezy singsing and admiralbulldog
>>
>>187565312
People constantly shit on them
>>
>>187564642
he looks hard
>>
>>187565196
we only hate faggots like loda
nu-reddit2g also love their cancerous e-celebs like >>187565312
>>
Mason tried to carry Artour's ass but he was too heavy
>>
>>187565290
Fear is /ourguy/ because he's a fucking asshole
>>
>tune in to arteezy
>he's losing and his base is in shambles
EVER FUCKING TIME
>>
>>187565456
For you
>>
>>187565575
it's a good feeling
>>
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>>
>ppd's not vouching me

feels bad
>>
>>187565575
>be rtz
>be stuck in 6.83
>have no concept of teamfight
>do nothing but farm uselessly while his team is butchered around him
>woooow how did we lose
he's such a joke it's embarassing
>>
>rtz/mason shittalk
lmao
>>
>shartour being outcarried by a 5k brew
why's this idiot still relevant
>>
>arteezy when goodRTZ (miracle) exist
>>
>>187566090
he's not
his biggest claim to fame is mlg columbus
>>
>arteezy when goodRTZ (mason) exist
>>
>>187565312
>singsing and admiralbulldog
since when? scream streamers are so obnoxious and unlikable its ridiculous
>>
>the only way rtz could win a lan was to get carried by singsing
really makes you think..
>>
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>>187566448
Reminder secret won (4) four LANs before TI5
>>
>>187566361
based post-ti4 shartournigger
>>
>>187566547
Based twitchfaggot
le kappa pride biblebump xDDD
>>
>tfw no peedur buttslut
>>
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>>187566664
>hes not here during TI2

jej
>>
Getting a bit burnt out of Dota and would rather ask you guys rather than shitters who never even played Dota; is HotS fun?
>>
>beesa destroyed ritsu's TI chances because of some little thing he did in high school

ritsu could have been the next sumail...
>>
>>187566664
i don't actually watch either of those faggots since the mimimimimi faggotry
just reacting to you not including shartour
>>
>>187566890
I played it back in 2015, like 3 matches
I have "decent" memory of the experience.
I'd recommend it if your primary complaint about dota is "long matches" and "muh rubberband"
Its basically a roflstomp simulator
>>
>>187548642
>dumb frog poster posting dumb shit

after you, stupid basement dweller turbo double nigger.
>>
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Shit, I got a hard trivia question. Help me out, but quickly because I only have 13 seconds
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>>187554387
>tfw actually have professionally-diagnosed clinical depression but so many people self-diagnose that no one thinks I'm serious
>>
>>187566890
Nah, it's boring
>>
>>187567186
that picture literally applies to you
>>
>>187567138
Octagon.
>>
anybody know why I can't find a
SINGLE
FUCKING
GAME
on ranked?
>>
>andre nickatina
mason is based
>>
>>187567138
SLIGHTLY
>>
>>187567186
Depression isn't real. Just exercise, go outside, eat right and sleep normally.
>>
>>187567429
thought it was a good pornstar
turns out it's a fucking nigger
hmm
>>
>>187567138
That is a pentacle which is a traditional symbol of earth worship.

Its the ultimate skill of Earth Spirit; magnetize.
>>
>>187567515
>Some guy on 4chan
>More knowledgeable on mental health than actual doctors
>"It's not real brah, just stop being depressed"
faggot
>>
>pick me enchantress man
>dude I was kidding xD
go next
>>
>>187567186
>falling for the mental health chemical imbalance meme.
>>
>>187567515
I am not him but I do all of those and am still depressed. Although mine is brought on by the soul crushing loneliness that dominates every moment of my waking life.
>>
>>187567438
INCONVENIENT
>>
>>187567802
>Not knowing how brains work
>>
>>187567880
I'll be your friend
>>
>>187551856
are you playing in 1k where everyone plays PA and pudge my dude?
>>
>>187566862
webm?gifd?
>>
>>187567937
Wrong kind of loneliness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5r4-D12pM
>>
>>187568678
>falling for the vaginal jew
>>
>>187568413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRIyZ0GKRE
>>
where does the templar assassin has a dick meme come from? she's a pretty girl.
>>
>>187568798
How else do I make children?
>>
>pick viper
>LOSE lane
WHAT
THE
FUCK
DOTARDS
DEFEND
THIS
FUCKING
SHIT
MEME
DRAFT
>>
>>187568970
she has both though...
>>
>>187569054
If you feel lonely without women you are a cuckold, MGTOW is the only true path
>>
>ritsu's on a team and might go up against ee
neat
>>
>>187568970
How new
>>
>>187569234
pooinloo going to an SEA team?
>>
>>187569169
I think you need to look up the definition of cuckold because you are clearly a memester who doesn't know what the word means and are therefore not a good source of advice.
>>
>>187569169
Metal Gear... The Old World?
>>
>>187569072
Based Ench
>>
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>>187569357
minors my nig
>>
SOPPING
>>
>>187569549
WET
>>
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>>187568935
>solo toby cast

right in the le feels
>>
>>187569608
DOE
>>
How many lewd mods were there before custom content got shut the fuck down?
>>
>Australia.mason
Australia.mason
>Australia.mason
Australia.mason
>Australia.mason
Australia.mason
>Australia.mason
Australia.mason
>Australia.mason
Australia.mason
>Australia.mason
Australia.mason
>>
>>187569750
NEN
>>
>>187569771
some guy was working on topless models for all female heroes (with working jiggle)
>tfw newfriends don't know how much we lost
>>
>>187569771
>Custom porn DotA games
Post whatever you can, I am interested
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>>187545630
Loli pugna is cute
>>
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>>187569750
CUNT

i miss aiushta is x ! poster
>>
>demon
>ritsu
>mss
>rime
where's sheepdick? aren't leagues & inhouses on the road to being a pro?
>>
>>187569907
Any nudes for the males?
>>
>>187570093
you need to be vouched for
they won't just take some guy messaging them "hey i'm x mmr can i be in"
>>
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>>187570201
>he's homosexual
>>
>>187570201
dota is a heterosexual christian gam so no
>>
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>>187570082
Aiushta is 中文
>>
>>187570416
Damn shame. Would've been a lot of nice dicks n bods there.
>>
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me on the left
>>
>fucking bulba sperging on the opposing team's comms
what is his fucking problem when can na ditch this turd
>>
>>187570202
wouldn't it be sheepdick asks bulba/ppd/rtz to vouch and rime confirms it?
don't they have an idea of each other?
>>
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i want to FUCK loli pugna.
>>
Hello. I'm relatively new to Dota and would like some help with binds. Primarily what needs to be bound, not what to bind it to. Should I have group binds that I can use, and should I put those binds in easier spots than things like rune? Should rune be bound? Should I use alt modifier on space bar and use alt for all my items? I have no clue right now, so just any help on what I should be binding would be appreciated.
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>>187571386
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>>187571472
>binding items to number keys
>>
>>187571472
based on your hotkeys i can tell you're below 5k mmr
>>
How does artour draft the most retarded shit, not even knowing who's on his team or who can play what, then get carried by mason/flee? What the fuck is this shit?
>>
>>187571807
wow what a risky call saying that he belongs to the population group that comprises 99% of all players. wow how can you take such a risky bet, you must be a fucking psychic
>>
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>>187571472
Do not post my binds. Only I can use them to shitpost
>>
>>187572135
What do you think Kuroky's workout is?
>>
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>uk dota
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Remember when Pit Lord used to be good?
>>
>>187572081
HOW
O
W

triggered lmfao
>>
>>187572271
prayer 5 times per day is pretty good for the core
>>
>>187572278
i will be the salvation of UK dota, i'll win ti11 and shout out the gulag
>>
>>187572295
looked cooler too
>>
>>187572320
xd le triggered
fuck off
>>
>>187572295

No, I don't.
>>
>>187572295
>could make corpses explode
>made a wall of corpses to trap people in

Yeah, he was fun.
>>
>>187572338
but kuroky is agnostic and does some zen stuff on the side?
>>
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>>187572295
he was?

(I do prefer his old look. He just looks gross now)
>>
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>>187570832
Pugna vs Tatsumaki who wins?
>>
>>187572295
Nope, it never was
>>
>>187572403
>its a lil whiteboi cant handle the truth episode

we brown lads OWN the future
>>
>>187572514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
>>
>>187572632
based retardbro
>>
Alright so I'm planning on spamming Jakiro to 4k. Anything I should know?
3.2k right now btw
>>
>>187572545
Pugna is not even a real girl. The only reason "loli pugna" exists is because /d2g/ fantasizes about fucking a midget skeleton.
>>
>>187573005
ping towers until your team gets near them
use liquid fire on the tower
win game
>>
>>187573005
Spam an actually good hero like venon
>>
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>i use legacy keys
>i have my own courier
>hey nevermore can you gank bot?
>hey raigor go to my lane and farm your kelens dagger
>wtf rylai why no 3rd skill?
>>
>>187573005
spamming will not make you a better player
>>
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>>187573086
>try to use esp
>get zapped
Pugna wins
>>
>>187573221
LITERALLY NO ONE REFERS TO HEROES BY WC3 NAMES ANYMORE

THIS IS A STRAWMAN
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>>187573315
I still say Naix but that's it
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>>187573315
people do it in /d2g/ all the time
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>>187573315
they do if they aren't nu-d2g lolshitters
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>>187573315
can we stop calling np furion? His name is Tequoia
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>>187572545
i wood fug both of them
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>>187572783
unbased race and culture traitor
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>Lothars
please stop it's called a shadow blade
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>>187573272
Telekinesis only costs 125 mana friend. Pugna is fucked.
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>>187573005

You spamming a hero isn't going to do anything for your actual skills.

You'll get to whatever rank you want and the second you do anything else you'll lose over and over again.

If you can't make it to 4K then you need to reevaluate your issues in the game.

Go watch a replay or two and see what you do wrong as a player. You can't control what other people do so just focus on you.

Small things make big things in the course of a game in Dota. Improve one or two things and you'll easily jump MMR quickly until you hit another floor and go back to step 1
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>>187573315
I still call jakiro thd it sounds more authentic
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>>187573315
I mean for the most part they gave most heroes the name that they went by in WC3 except for like Furion and Naix.
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>>187573840
>thd
my african american brother
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>>187573315
>tfw 10 years later and still building lothars and buriza on Proudmoor
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why does rtz go echo>diff instead of deso/sny after echo
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>>187574017
why does rtz have literally no impact on this game
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>>187574017

I imagine is because he needs a way to stick on his target with the purge.
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why would you play this game over LoL
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>>187573737
>shitskin talks about culture
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>mk carry meme
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>>187574371
you need a big dick to play dota, I'm 8 inches
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>>187574371
why would i pay for heroes
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im 2k but im pretty sure i play better than arteezy did in that game
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>You will never bury your face in Tidehunter's dank crotch
why live?
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>>187574380
>white people """""""""""""culture"""""""""""""
>Leah McLaren: If I want my son to respect women, I need to teach him to embrace the 'girlish'
>
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>>187560249
Nah its keyboard panning
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mfw win or lose always everyone in team yelling report someone
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>>187574371
Because mana is cool
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i see the mentally ill turkroach is still here
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>>187574564
Anyone who tries to assert that there is one "white" culture can instantly be completely disregarded.
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>>187574673
>The other day I was sitting in the park with James, 3, when I picked a dandelion and handed it to him as a present. "No way, Mummy," he said, pushing away my gift. "Flowers are pretty and I'm a boy."
>And I thought: That's it. I'm signing him up for ballet.

>its the roaches who are mentally ill and not white """""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""
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>>187574603
>mfw "?" is the only thing I use for chatting

Welcome to the salt fields. Enjoy your hypertension
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>>187559528
>>187559630
>>187559642
>>187559808
>>187559871
d2g inhouses still happen. Some of the lads created a discord for the hosting. Its no longer a memebuild based, and people tryhard. Still enjoyable
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>>187574963
>occasional "???" when the enemy fucks up
>they're instantly tilted for the rest of the game
It's beautiful.
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>bulba bullying someone
kek
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>>187575162
>he doesn't use kaomoji macros during matches
pleb
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I think I've been playing slardar offlane wrong. The point of the hero is to use the jungle camps and bounty runes to get early blink dagger, then snowball with kills???

I just realized that I have been playing too aggressively in lane when slardar is not a good laner. I just get anxious when I see the enemy carry farming well, but I guess it's better to survive than to give him even more farm by dying.
Any expert slardars can comment???
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>>187573086
>The only reason "loli pugna" exists is because /d2g/ fantasizes about fucking a midget skeleton.
It's easy to think that meme came out of nowhere, but before most lorefags fucked off due to Valve showing signs that they didnt really care about it, people realized the implication that pugna was just a kid disguised by magic from his in-game appearance, bio and childish approach to villainy from his voice lines, thankfully this was before "girl(male)" memers or just shotacons/trapfags in general were even allowed to exist otherwise you'd be seeing true pain today with constant shota/trap pugna shitposting.
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What if you could Laguna blade buildings?
>>
What if when you used Dark Rift, allied buildings came with you?
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what if headshot ministunned
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>>187576661

What if you could macropyre buildings??
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You winning your games onii-chan?
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>>187576661
I would laguna blade myself irl
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>>187576748
my wife chino is so cute
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>>187576183
Roam for runes, smoke if you're over 4k, wrap behind lanes, secure ez kills.

I always feel I'm wasting my time if I'm just hitting creeps as Slardar.
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what if chain frost ministunned
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what if you could sunder buildings?
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what if refresher worked on buildings
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what if there was a 4th attribute called charisma
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>>187577035
dota's not ready for Wisdom just yet.
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>>187576807
Oh ok, so use Sprint bonus movement speed to get better map control by getting runes and helping mid out occasionally? While stacking the jungle camps to slithereen crush later
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does Purge viewbot? he has like 3 messages a minute with 1.2k viewers
no sub mode, no slow mode, no r9k
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what if you could upgrade towers
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>>187576780
She is not your wife weirdo
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what if bloodlust worked on towers
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>>187577140
autistic streamer = autistic viewers
only reason RTZ's twitch chat is so fast is because people spam memes
there are no memes to spam on purge's channel because purge is boring

waga's stream has similar circumstances with even more viewers
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>rtz maxing wex on monkey king first
Is that the build now?
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what if you could infest roshan
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>>187577295
PPD has a pretty chill stream and the chat isn't a slog, with similar viewers to Purge. You would think Purge's chat would have constant questions due to the persona he portrays as the all-knowing DOTA player for newbies.
Merlini also has a faster, decent chat speed with same viewers.
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>>187577347
it's for farming faster
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>>187577267
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>>187577221
shes everyones now
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>>187577267
Pretty useless I think, if icearmor worked on towers tho, that would be pretty sick
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>>187577347
monkey king doesnt have wex baka
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what if you could midas heroes
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>>187543817
>match is complete trash
>everyone is a retard
>constantly outplayed the whole game
>we're already calling ggwp
>enemy team shitting on us
>50 minutes in
>all hope is lost, report him report him etc
>suddently we wipe the other team
>push like demented retards
>4 fucking towers down
>the other team farmed carry tries to takes us all
>he fucks up
>spam GGWPEZZZ like retards while we get the ancient
>three of them fucking disconnect before finishing
>win the fucking game

god is there a better feeling?
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>>187577558
>alchemist aghs: midas now works on heroes
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>>187577610
get to 3k to find out kiddo
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I'm starting to believe in forced 50
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>>187577878
i think you should believe in getting good
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>tfw 2k mmr
>tfw at least 6k mmr game knowledge
>only thing holding me back is my crippling injury which has left my right hand useless
am i the only one?
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>>187578157
lol stfu you are 2k because you are 2k you mongoloid
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>he doesn't call venomancer bananamancer
>he doesn't call timbersaw cutman
>he doesn't call tidehunter mr.melon
>he doesn't call morphling super soaker
>he doesn't call kunkka sailor
>he doesn't call beastmaster ron jeremy
>he doesn't call alchemist goyem
>he doesn't call shadow fiend dogface
>he doesn't call broodmother waifu
>he doesn't call winter wyvern waifu
>he doesn't call windranger windwrangler
>he doesn't call medusa waifu
>he doesn't call arc warden fishbowl
>he doesn't call terrorblade coolman
>he doesn't call storm spirit panda
>he doesn't call brewmaster panda
>he doesn't call zeus mario
>he doesn't call chen black mormon
>he doesn't call lion chubs
>he doesn't call enigma LeBron
>he doesn't call witch doctor big riki
>he doesn't call riki rikimaru
>he doesn't call qop queen of pain
>he doesn't call pugna littlefoot
>he doesn't call dark seer sonic
>he doesn't call ancient apparition blue haunter
>he doesn't call ursa daddy
>>
Every single game in RTZ's game is either a complete stomp for him or complete loss. I haven't seen very many evenish games.


Especially when I watch people play their pub games. I feel more and more I watch games 2-5 games a day or so and it's almost always a super stomp.

Of course this isn't every single game but jesus man. ANyone else feel this way?
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how old is too old to learn dota at a competitive level
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>>187578287
dota games are decided in the draft
this game is more straightforward than leauge
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>>187578323
Fear is in his 60s and won a TI so never anon
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>>187578323
Honestly I would say 35+ depending on the person.
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qop is so cute
i wish she was my girlfriend
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>>187578260
holy shit is that baby drinking a bottle of cum?
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>>187578537
jealous?
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>>187578435
>>187578465
thanks for the warm words
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>>187578494
I wish QoP gave my balls a good hard spanking
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>>187578686
As long as your reaction times are still good you will be fine in dota - a lot comes down to split second decisions. Strategy is ageless.
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>>187578323
As someone who is almost 30 I would say 28
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>>187578596
no
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Who is the oldest gulagite? 21 here
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>>187578323
No such thing as too old in my opinion. This is a video game, not an athletic sport.
You don't have to worry about the burden of your body giving out on you or getting out done by youngsters in their athletic primes of their lives - and hell even then, you have professional athletes in their 40's still kicking ass - though they aren't a diamond dozen.
You really just need to worry about your brain and your hands with video games. Your brain should stay healthy and fully capable of doing complex shit well into your old age if you live a healthy life.
Your fingers are a different story though. You gotta keep yourself healthy and do arm/hand exercises to prevent getting carpal tunnel and other nasty shit that'll fuck you up like it fucked up Fear's arm.

Only reason why there aren't more old people playing Dota at a competitive level is because Dota itself is new. Give it 20 years and we'll have old fucks still kicking ass I'm sure dota'll be dead by then though
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>Wake up
>No patch

>>187577878
>Forced 50
>Not just being where you belong

>>187576661
What if you could Death Pact buildings
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>>187579075
>a diamond dozen
You do know it's 'a dime a dozen'?
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>>187579075
>diamond dozen
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>>187579132
>>187579194
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>187579264
Every time
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>>187578740
yeah dota looks a lot more flexible in that regard compared to other mobas
>>187578917
sounds kinda accurate from players i see
>>187579075
yet to see
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So uh...how is this guy's MMR a thing?

https://www.opendota.com/players/372031316
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>>187579426
he just feeds in games to get lowest calibration then feeds in ranked to get 1.
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How the fuck does PA have a 53% win rate with 28% pick rate?

is she broken right now?
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>>187579014
I just told you that I am almost 30. Will be in February.

Also I am a 3.8k support player if we want to see correlation between age and skill/position.
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>>187578702
fuck yes
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>>187579426
double down MMR bug
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ask someone who switched to League after playing 3k hours of Dota anything
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>>187579571
how do I get a gf
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>>187579571
how do I get a bf
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>>187579571
why are you playing an inferior game with cucked devs?
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>>187579571
How do I get a wife?
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>>187579618
>>187579657
Well, you're in luck.
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>>187579571
Why don't you just play heroes of the corn?
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>>187579710
I personally feel a lot less restricted when play League, I as a player really don't enjoy mechanics that reduce the input of players, things like 3-4 second stuns and turn rates don't feel like they belong in a competitive game to me, but that's just my personal opinion and the thing that irked me mostly about Dota.
Like I said that's simply my opinion, you're free to like whatever mechanics you want.
>>187579759
Never tried it, seems like fun to play with friends if you're not into heavy strategy and would just rather play a game for fun rather than winning.
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>2017
>Pros still use dated teamspeak
>ixmike even uses Skype still
Why are pros so retarded?
They should know Discord exists and switch over to it already.
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>>187579997
Yeah no I'd recommend playing hots with people you know, it makes that game a lot more bearable.
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>>187580153
Seems like the kind of game you play with your normie friends who don't game
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>>187579759
>tfw no children of the corn moba
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>>187580378
>>187580153
Every single Blizzard games are ironically more bearable if you are playing with friends. Even normie friends would make it ten times better.
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>game is better if you play with friends
wow the gulag is truly a hotspot for revelations
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>tfw watching EternalEnvy's house video
>tfw all these guys and girls from the scene know each other and hangout
>tfw EE is kawai as fuck
>their house is comfy as fuck
>tfw will never worship S4's portrait with EE, Aui, etc...
>https://youtu.be/XvgVCgDsdqI
feels bad man
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>>187580543
I would argue that diablo 2 is equally enjoyable in all forms. Be it with friends, strangers or just solo.
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Spin blade spin!
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>>187580543
I remember I hated playing WoW with friends
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>Hi I'm from Australia
how do you respond?
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>>187580750
He sounds like an autistic kermit the frog
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>>187580130
Discord is a literal fucking botnet though
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>>187581067
internet is a big botnet who cares
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>>187580130
why would you ever use discord over teamspeak?
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>>187581064
he has a nicer car and house than you though
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how good are sit-ups for you
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>>187578356
0/10
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>>187580153
I tried to play hots competitively since I had a bunch of friends in college who played. They all played a bit of dota but weren't willing to play enough to make a team with me so I played hots with them just for fun, Even though me and our captain, who is a 5k dota player like myself, were vocal about how much we hated the game and how competitive hots is a joke, it was enjoyable as a social event and because I got to show off because the game is so fucking easy.
It's an abysmal solo experience, even worse than dota, and most players even at master rank (the highest rank before you hit grandmaster, leaderboards for top 200 players in a region) suck ass at the game and have garbage mechanical skills and team coordination. Words of advice to anyone here interested in the game, don't take it seriously, because like in every game blizzard makes, its balanced extremely poorly and doesn't reward players with great mechanical skill and game knowledge, but those who can pick fotm broken garbage and roll their face on the keyboard. Even playing in tourneys it was funny as fuck how I could completely outlane someone, regardless of how good or bad a matchup was and shit on them but it doesn't matter at all because shared xp, and no last hitting, and the game is nothing but teamfights.
>>
Can swindlezz win 2 TIs?
>>
Why is US East the only server that no one is trying to win?
Play on US West, server is full of chinks/gook. Occasional random chink shit in voice chat/text but everybody can speak English. Longer queue time but game is bearable.
Played in SEA during vacation. Everyone speaks some random pinoy shit that I cannot read. Lots of flame but everyone tries hard af. Unironically easier to grind MMR than in US East in some ways.
Haven't played a lot of EU West. Seems generally to be ok except the Russian. At least the Russians are like the SEA players, flame a lot but also try to win.
Meanwhile US East is fucking cancerous. Everyone is trying to feed. I grinded from 3.9k to 4.5k in 7 months and things doesn't seem to change. The worst thing is that sometimes American players throw too.
>in match
>hear English voice
>thank God, no more Peruvian on my team
>our mid died at 3 min
>have to mute all of them because they were autistically screaming into voice chat
>one AFK
>one started feeding courier
>at 4.4k MMR
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>>187580750
>they made Theeban sleep in the basement next to the garage without even a curtain
>he left the team
lmao
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>>187581392
>He unironically thinks 4.4k is high or even mid tier
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>>187581392

Pro tip. That stuff doesn't change in any MMR or Region. That's just the state of Dota overall. You're gonna get shit games and going to get okay games and the very rare 1 in 50 games where it's amazing and you remember why you play Dota in the first place.

Its a roller coaster of emotions.
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>>187581392
yeah US east is beyond saving, just take the ping hit and play US west if you're still playing in that disease ridden server
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>>187581479
>literally better than 96% of the entire playbase
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>>187581479
>1479 â–¶
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>>>187581392 (You)
>>He unironically thinks 4.4k is high or even mid tier
I started at 2.1k and gradually climbed to 3k and then 4k. 2k and 3k bracket were both horrible but I can see some improvement in 3k compared to 2k.
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>>187576661
>laguna blade
>its not actually blade
hello?
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>>187581640
>Lian's ult is a lighting spell
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>>187581454
theeban was kicked, he didn't leave
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silver in league = grandmaster in hots = ? in dota
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>>187581745
700mmr
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>>187581745
you can join an EE team
>>
if trips, time2trihard
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>>187581228
I hear crunches are better but I have hyper lumbar lordosis and it hurts my back after doing just a couple of either so I just do planks. Literally just have to hold a pose for 30 seconds.
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>>187566940
Ritsu was in university and what he did wasn't something little. Identity theft, stalking and death threats are criminal offences
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Why is the difference in skill from 3000 - 3800 so noticable

The latter doesn't really make mistakes
>>
GOD

RAP IS LITERALLY SO GARBAGE
I WISH ARTOUR LISTENED TO DIFFERENT MUSIC
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS SHIT BECAME POPULAR

>>187582027
shockingly, when you get into 4k people start making mistakes again. i prefer 3800.
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>>187581704
>lightning is not a high level fire ability

Shit nigga aint you ever watch Avatar?
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>>187581970
okay anon-poo i guess ill be on the left
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>>187582007
>>187566940
what happened with ritsu? I thought he just stalked Beesa's sister on the internet or something and that was over a year ago
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>>187581228
works your lower back more

you might get a sore tailbone though
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>>187581969
that's ok too, i'll try that
>>
>>187582138
Speaking of tailbones how often do you guys find your tailbones hitting things? I lost a lot of weight and now I find my tailbone is very uncomfortable. Whenever I lean against a wall or sit funny it gets in the way. It also feels really bulbous if I feel it with my hand.
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>>187582138
oh, i need back strength anyways too, should help with posture
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>>187579519
was she ever not broken?
>>
>PA has 0 ulti
>actually good

>TB has 3 ulti
>its shit

uhh dotards?
>>
>>187582649
6.7x
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>>187582821
how is tb shit?
>>
sometimes i get a weird slight sharp pain in small areas around my chest, been happening a bit more frequently lately. i'm kinda tall and underweight and i've heard about lung collapse with this, or can air blebs be harmless on their own?
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>>187582892
Frankly I would find it strange if I didn't get random pain in a random part of my body every couple of days. I would say its probably fine unless it persists.

>random sharp pain in kidney
>lasts 3 seconds and then fades
>get these 4 or 5 times a day
>this goes on for 5 days
>stops
>hasn't happened in months

I was pretty close to actually going to a doctor with that one.
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>>187582892
get more sleep
workout

dont sit for long hours
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>>187582892
Are you sure your chest ain't tight?
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>no cow hero
dotards?
>>
my ass has been having blood come out randomly for 5 years now am I going to die
im being serious
>>
>>187582119
Don't know what he's up to now. He doxxed Beesa's family and sent them death threats. Whether it was a year ago or ten years ago it still stinks
>>
>>187583302
>earthshaker
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>>187583303
RIP
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>>187583303
eat more fruits/vegies
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>>187583104
yeah i guess i'll wait until it hits me real good
>>187583183
i think i do get them more often when i'm sitting, i could use more exercise though
>>187583209
never heard of that
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>>187582892
i get those too
it's fine
>>
>>187581228
read /fit/ 's sticky and get on a starting strength program. I started ss and Ive been gaining +2500 mmr from 3k
>>
>>187583562
>i think i do get them more often when i'm sitting

Check your posture when sitting.

Fibonnacci ain't a comfy posture
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>>187583646
power cleans tho
>>
>>187583302
but lina is suppose to be pure, please refrain from posting lewd pictures
>>
>>187583303
how do you mean by blood? like you are shitting a lot of blood or there is blood when you wipe? If its when you wipe then probably just internal hemorrhoids. If you are shitting blood then it could be colitis. My step dad has it and if he eats the wrong foods he gets blood. Honestly if you are still alive after 5 years and you don't have horrible pain then you should be good enough.
>>
>>187583810
>Honestly if you are still alive after 5 years
best kind of diagnostics
>my step dad
KUK
>>
>/d2g/ - Health, fitness and occasionally baking
>>
>>187583741
just start off light, get the form down and record yourself doing them with your phone till you feel more comfortable. Search up alan thrall's videos on form. also add in a few curls once or twice a week.
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>>187583603
oh wow
could be acid reflux for all i know i guess
>>187583646
>>187583680
k i'll work on it
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>>187583751
sorry
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>>187583680
>Fibonnacci ain't a comfy posture

Yea but it helps with your spin at least.
>>
>no fairy hero
>no pangolin hero
uh dotards?
>>
>>187584020
Can't spin so well without rings boii
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I honestly think these 2 new heroes look like some League of Babies tier shit.
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>>187583954
anytime my dude, the anons' on >>>/fit/ specifically the /plg/ and the QTDDTOT threads are very helpful and friendly. Ask them questions about any issues
>>
>>187584182
i wish lux was real
>>
>have adblock
>still get ads
wtf
>>
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>>187583992
wowowowowowo
>>
>>187543817
Imagine paying to watch people play a sport you could be doing yourself, pathetic
>>
>>187584708
So like every sports?
>>
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>>187584359
I wish Lux was in DotA
>>
>>187585306
She could totally be KotL's granddaughter or something.
>>
>>187581228
They use your hip-flexors much more than crunches, especially if you have your feet weighted / held down. Crunches are a bit of a meme tho, planking and shit like push ups are more of a 'complete' core exercise
>>
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see you guys next patch
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>>187585412
But Kotl isnt actually an old man. He is a fundamental that just decided to be a near senile old man that pretends he was once a young gallant knight so he can hit on all the woman.
>>
do any of you guys stick to one role only? i'd like to start doing it (or at least focusing on it more than what i am right now) because i think that'd help me improve, but i can't decide which one i like the most
only role i don't like is mid and that's becaiuse i'm shit at it
>>
>>187573548
Isn't Tequoia a type of tree
>>
tfw s4 will never cuddle me as we fall asleep ;_;
>>
>>187586880
shut up Nara
>>
>>187585703
the cunt got nothin to do basically
>>
What is the inhouse league PPD is trying to set up?
>>
>>187586117
I only really play support. most of the time roaming supports so transitioning to offlane isnt hard for me. Plus I try to keep myself up to date with storm spirit mid and luna hc
>>
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What do you guys think? Can this be real Nara's identity?
>>
>>187587484
>good looking

Lol
>>
>>187587484
only thing is her aegis registration said she lived in Kazakhstan - when did you take a screenshot of that Vk page?
>>
So Merlini is going out with Blitz's sister Grace
She's the one with the long face right?
>>
>>187587606
>She's the one with the long face right?
no thats ccnc
>>
sorry guys is medusa supposed to be boring or am i playing her wrong
>>
>>187566940
Insulting Sumail
>>
>>187587902
yes
>>
https://www.patreon.com/posts/14091400
>siractionslacks is making 36k a year writing dota lore on top of twitch donations+subs when he streams on top of working every dota event there is
>he's killing it
I'm happy for him my dudes
and real glad that there's actually money in esports so that kids don't need to starve if they decide to forgo higher education for ESPORTS
>>
>>187587926
ok, her kit sounded a lot more fun on paper than actually in-game
>>
>>187588026
the other yes
>>
>>187587574
I took it today. But we don't know how true the information in that aegis registration is. She might have created the whole Nara's character for whatever reason.
>>
What if nara is a hologram?
>>
>>187588091
oh shit
i'll try again then
>>
>>187588112
It was a PO box address and not an actual address - but I don't see she has a PO Box below her stream like some streamers do, so that is a red flag to me.
>>
>>187588026
she needs a lot of items to get online. You can go EternalEnvy's buildup of Blade Mail/Dragon Lance/Linkens and shit
>>
how do you take that duel
>>
>>187588026
she's fun once you start getting divines
>>
>>187587902
>>187588287
Medusa is only boring if you do the shitty no-win Linkens+Manta build.

The key is to play her like a man.
>phase into bloodstone
>mute naysayers
>build damage items
>build more damage items
>bkb
>build more damage items
>build more damage items
>moonshard
>>
>>187587902
Probably both
>>
>>187588632
>bloodstone
Nani?
>>
>>187588694
muted
>>
>>187588287
>>187588628
>>187588632
>>187588679
i'll think about it
i don't understand how defensive she builds as a carry because my mind is addled by league
>>
what's with the LeL spike
did Riot do something stupid again
>>
>envy has a lexus
nani the fuck
>>
>tfw can't play pugna without getting a boner now
>>
>>187588923
League is to video games what PHP is to software. You have to be willing to unlearn what you know and start again from scratch.
>>
>>187589076
reworked too many fun heroes
gay as fuck dev team
boring spectator sport
tiny patches
ridiculous out-of-game grind ruining competitive integrity
general jewery

that's why i quit at least
>>
>>187589230
>my reach exceeds my grasp
:3
>>
>>187589098
>be rich
>get a lexus instead of bmw
>>
What's the requirements for joining that NA IHL that PPD and co. are doing?
>>
>>187590214
be good at dota
be gay
>>
whats the draven of dota?
>>
>>187590214
7.5k+ minimum
>>
gee this inhouse league is sure a great idea, games ending in 15 minutes because people don't have an incentive to stay in game and play!
I wonder what the shitters who think dota should have a surrender option think
>>
BULLDOG JUST LEAKED HIS SKYPE IN STREAM

Is there a neet hacker that can he fuck shit up ?
>>
Can someone post the day9 compilation webm?
>>
>>187590360
Ixmike said there is no mmr requirement.
You just need to have played in a pub with him and been good, though he said if you're 8k mmr + you get insta invite.
>>187590214
>>
>>187590375
Stop being a faggot.
>>
>>187590375
working on it.
>>
>>187590375
yawn

tell me when sinned leaks hers, I want to cuck bulldog
>>
ixmike vs sharteezy inhouse nice
i wonder who's gonna win????
>>
>>187590683
ixmike fucked arteezy's mom
>>
>>187590318
Jah'rakal the Troll Warlord
>>
>>187590654
just go for her snapchat ?
>>
>>187590683
Also MoonMeander is in it too, I think
>>
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>>187554485
if you have 0 money you can do pic related. if you cant do lets say 25 pushups then do as much as you can(lets say 10 instead of 25)

you do this routine 3 times, with little to no breaks inbetween(5 mins at most)

whole routine 3 times takes about 30 minutes

have fun
>>
has rtz lost a game?
>>
>>187590901
Yeah look at 95% of his tournaments
>>
ded gaem
>>
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>>187590987
>>
>>187590987
LMAO
>>
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Who is this guy? :thinking:
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>>187591086
Bulldog said the only reason he had Skype open was because his editor used it, so I'm guessing his editor.
>>
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>didn't abandon or fail to ready up
>get this

dotards?
>>
>>187591086
sheever confirmed clone herself to avoid the death of her persona
>>
>>187591337
you probably have low prio, click on international ranked and it should update. Or try to queue single draft.
I got low prio last week and got this message but was able to queue
>>
>>187591337
welcome to lowprio
>>
>>187591397
>>187591404

dayum, just when I was trying out old mid plays
>>
do I get anything if I buy the TI pass now?
>>
>>187591598
you can't buy it anymore
>>
>tfw will never be in an ihl because my region isn't na and i'm also bad
they look fun as fuck and i'm sad
>>
>>187591797
>this third worlder with his shitty internet pausing every single game
lmao
>>
>>187554387
>time to go to sleep
>4:15 am
Fucking lightweight, try 11:13 am.
Good night, gulag.
>>
>moon can't win a game unless rtz carries him
>>
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ETA on next battle pass? First week of October?
>>
>>187592583
>>
>>187591337
you're lucky you only got 2 hours I got 24 hour ban when I got my low prio the other day
>>
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>>187592692
>tfw it really was low prio
>>
Can spectre dispersion activate nyx carapace for the stun?
>>
>>187587484
Lolno, real Nara was confirmed as a Mongolian with a round-as-fuck face
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