/utg/ - Undertale general

first for my favorite is better than your fav

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i love goat

>>187421308
First for fucking monsters in the ass.

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>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPiGjFV4AAW9bD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPjo4hUIAEYrQt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIO80VuUEAA8DLT.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DINr8W4VAAE_cM0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DINr7xTUIAAT1nh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPUFVwVwAIH560.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH-MV7DUIAAt4BF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOxXB2WAAAlQu8.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOzMlJUEAQGzEI.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOy3YUUEAEn429.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHfF-u_UIAAllMG.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIP6r99V4AAhpst.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHfF_vbUwAAUFw2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DINh3ocUIAAeCpo.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOaPJkUEAEYA_K.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIMj23HVYAAhbco.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DINlhodVwAAZ3lF.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOpim2UIAAk95B.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPDzvdUQAANRer.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOoz9fVAAA9Gl0.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIO7CQxV4AAV5Le.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIO3yBsUwAEPFwr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy6eh8YUcAAk74i.jpg:orig
>MEttaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIEN_-rUAAIE8gm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHb_7IHUQAA6enS.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGy7r--UAAEWi4D.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOzzIUUwAEYcjW.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOy50GVAAEy4yw.jpg:orig
>Papyrus + Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHdVCR4UwAAI5o0.png:orig
>Toreil + Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIOIVP3UIAASzxM.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPei78VwAA0XvM.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIPeyW2UQAAVqTf.jpg:orig
>MTT+ Blook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG3K51pVoAEc7JO.png:orig
>Catty & Bratty
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIP_5g7UwAAeBhy.jpg:orig

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>>187421403
Nuh Uh

Reminder that all monsters have a piss fetish

>>187421841
How can they have a piss fetish if they can't piss?

>>187422315
That's exactly why they have it

>>187421593
Thank you!

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Gonna hug the kiddo.

>>187421403
But what if we have the same fave?

Didn't think of that, didya?

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>>187422812
Sans never even uses that word. Not like I'd accept a hug from him after the last time anyway.

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>flowey will never be your bf

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>>187422947
what about his famous line 'kiddo... do you wanna bad time?'

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

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>>187423416
jew is what they are
jews get the stick

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>>187423262
He's literally never said the word kiddo, and yet it's somehow become his catchphrase. How the fuck did that happen?

>>187423593
I like this pic, but I feel like whoever made it went a little too apeshit with the bandages.

>>187423416
That is one hell of a whisk.

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Kiddo is only used by gerson. He use only once in genocide.

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>>187424032
I know, kiddo is just kind of catchy to use now though.

>>187423654
Well, he says kid a lot. Easy to add a -do at the end of it.

>>187424032
>Gerson says kiddo
>Gerson knows about game mechanics
>Gerson fought humans before (probably gave them a bad time since he's still alive)
more like Gersans

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>>187423416
the spider is itchy

>>187421308
>Too late to order collectors edition as a Christmas gift.
Well damn.

>>187423262 >>187424261
Kiddo takes more effort than kid. And in Genocide, do you think Sans would be more likely to use the longer one to someone who deserves zero effort at friendliness in response to their shitty attitude?
>>187423654
Same way "Beam me up, Scotty" happened.

>>187423416
But can the Spider find out if Miniature Giant space hamsters are real!?

>>187424589
Yeah but more it sounds more playful, more Frisky.

>>187424746
hey kiddo kid kid brat pal chummy little guy

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weird ships?

>>187424589
>"Beam me up, Scotty"
To be fair, they pretty much said every other possible combination of those words in the series. The conflation isn't hard to accept.

>>187425071
Did you draw this just now

>>187425153
"Luke, I am your father."
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille."
"Hello, Clarice."
"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
"I'm afraid i can't do that, Dave."
>>187425071
Jerry X Anyone.

>>187425784
nah, you can find it by just searching up alphyrus

>>187425071
Alphyrus has a good ring as a name. Don't tell Asgore

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>>187425819
Awww shit, is Sans saying kiddo proof that I've crossed into another timeline?

>>187425908
Well that's egg on my face
Although I'm like this sure that the artist hangs around these parts

Jerry facefucking Flowey after True Pacifist when?

Does ps4 Undertale have any new content?

>>187426917
They added the Japanese translation and the new room under Papyrus's sink but that also got added to the Steam version

>>187426917
Dog Shrine, borders, changes one or two jokes, fixes bugged dialogue that didn't used to play before. All of these are being implemented on PC though.

>>187426917
a few little things, nothing major

custom screen borders and the "dog shrine" are the biggest things, the latter's a new room under pap's sink where you can donate gold to a graven idol of Toby for useless cheevos and visual gags

recent updates have also put some cryptic messages in the code that people are freaking out over

>>187426917
no aside of dogshrine that but I hear it was activated for PC too..? Or at least are in the files.

>>187427086
>new room under Papyrus's sink but that also got added to the Steam version
Can't you only access it with a hack?

>>187427086
>the new room under Papyrus's sink but that also got added to the Steam version
Not on PC, unless you slightly patch the game to enable it.

Anyone played this on a CRT just for the sake of pure experience?

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>>187427202
>recent updates have also put some cryptic messages in the code that people are freaking out over
And with the anniversary only a month away, it's easy to see why. Goddammit Toby. Not again.

>>187427202
Care to elaborate on these "cryptic messages"?

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>>187427910
Sure. First off, there's this. But this isn't new. It's just needed to understand the context of the next message. This doesn't appear in the game. Anywhere.

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Rate my edit/curation/abridgement of the Undertale soundtrack.
Right side is the recycling bin.

I tried to get the total length closer to an hour while getting the good songs and not completely missing lietmotifs.
Ended up being 1:22 compared to the original 2:11.

>>187423416
No!

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>>187427978
Here's the new message, which was added during the update on the 24th.

>>187426529
>>187425071
>People still remember me
Wow! And after all this time, someone remembers a weird artist that just drew dumb stuff.

However that one was drawn on my ipad, which I don't have anymore. I mostly draw with pencil and paper or if I'm desperate, with a mouse.

>>187427395
I ported it to my PDP-11 and played it on an old-school paper terminal

"get dunked on" completely ruined by the translation

>“huh? you died? strange, i was only trying to hug you.
>if you and i were really friends…
>you shouldn’t come to fight again.”

>>187428348
Sans must use and entire ream of paper by himself.

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>>187428438
Yikes. Guess the nips don't like basketball.

>>187428438
It's not really ruined. It's just another kind of joke.

>>187428438
Ew.
That just makes Sans passive aggressive about killing you...

>>187428542
but they do, they got like atleast 3 amines about it I think

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>>187428562
Sans is a pretty passive-aggressive guy normally, but he shouldn't be on the genocide route.

>>187428562
>Implying Sans isn't constantly passive aggressive, even on more merciful runs.

>>187423803
It's so her pastries are as tasty as possible!
>>187424467
Cute.
>>187424613
Of course they are real! The spider's cuteness can be attuned to any cuteness frequency, allowing her to detect the presence of any other cute beings! It turns out miniature giant space hamsters are very cute as well!
>>187428147
It's only a matter of time before the anti-cute consume your heart! You must love the spider! There is no other way!

>>187428731
>>187428825
When does this happen? You mean like making you pay for dinner at Grillby's? Cuz that's more of a "lol J/K" kinda thing.

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>>187428962
If you kill Papyrus he's super passive-aggressive towards in in the judgement hall and during the phone call at the end of a neutral run.

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>>187428174
If you convert "HE IS" to Wingdings...

>>187429416
>point down
>point left
>5 fingers
>blood drop
Okay. And?

>>187429309
Oh, I thought you meant he was just passive-aggressive in general, not when he as a good reason.

>>187428102
>Removed once upon a time.
That was a mistake. It's the iconic melancholy tune you hear when you start up Undertale.

>>187429607
It's the other way around. He's only passive-aggressive when he has a good reason to be fully aggressive. But there's other instances. Like when he tells you he'd kill you where you stood if not for Toriel's promise, even if you haven't been remotely hostile on that run.

>>187429416
'Look here, stop crying'?

>>187429416
Down and left, stop and cry?

>>187427978
>>187428174

I've seen them circulate but is there any information about who talks to and whom and when?

>>187429668
You have the windows backwards. Left is what I'm keeping.

>>187429996
It's not conversation. It's strings assigned as values to variables that are never used. It only exists in the files, not in the game. It's just dataminer bait.

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>>187429996
The use of the word "greetings" and the "demon" lines underneath strongly indicate that these belong to Chara, no?

>>187429416
Down/Under left/there. Stop crying.?

-maybe he is just telling he is done and we shouldn't whine?

>>187430150
>It's just dataminer bait
That Toby felt the need to add to in the latest update?

>>187430043
Sorry, my bad. It's pretty good. Only thing I can think of missing is ghost fight but that's pretty much the same as Dummy! so it doesn't matter.

>>187430335
Not in the latest update. In the first one, I think. Long before the PS4 release, anyway.
But "HE IS" was added in a similar way.

>>187429416
I can't wait for Gaster and Sans Adventures through the Skeleverse

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>>187429416
>>187429549
>>187429932
>>187429940
>>187430302
Guys, the message wasn't in Wingdings. So why'd you translate it to WD and then try and find some hidden meaning in the arrangement of the symbols?

>>187430335
Honestly? Taking into account the whole 'Suzy' thing yes, Toby would absolute add shit into the game that could be indication of something deep, but leads absolutely fucking nowhere.

>>187430764
Suzy is an obvious sequel hook.

>>187430764
>>187430957
Suzy?

>>187430425
Yeah, the majority of the time I shaved off was basically from doing shit like that or picking "Can you really call this a hotel" over "Hotel".

I did completely drop the "Oh!" based songs, tho.

>>187429416
HE

>>187430175
Sure, I remember. And I assumed so far. I even assumed that it's a bridge to the time when you wake up in Soulless Pacifist runs end. I'm more wondering about the servant thing.. since Chara told the player that they were never in control. So why Chara would make themselves submissive?

>>187430730
Macause of the ghaster meme

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>>187431163
I dunno, they also say you're their partner and that you'll be together forever. Kid's clearly got issues.

>>187431014
http://nochocolate.tumblr.com/post/150974606272/clamgirl-suzy-and-the-limitations-of-undertale

>>187431014
There's a character called Clamgirl, who depending on your fun value might appear under the Ghost House screen, in Waterfall. She'll talk about a character called Suzy who you could find in the MTT hotel and suggests you should become friends with her and she might be the reason you came here in the first place.

Except there is no Suzy and the area where she's claimed to be is inaccessible. When talking to Clamgirl again, she mentions how it's okay you didn't meet Suzy, after all, there's only so much you can do, and accepting that is healthy.

What's even weirder is that Clamgirl's dialogue also has a trigger in Sans' workshop, as it turns the potential TP photo into the "don't forget" photo.

It's probably a sequel hook or Toby fucking around, but it really doesn't amount to anything in the end, yet could be an endless source of guessing.

>>187430730
I assumed it was part of that "cryptic message" NVM then

>>187431098
HAS NO STYLE

>>187431552
>>187431695
Yeah, I just read it. Seems stupid.

>>187430730
Did you know that if you look closely at sans movements and attacks during his fight, it spells out HPTXTz.

>>187431023
I know what you mean, Oh! One true love just sounds like a better version of for the fans.

>>187431843
Yeah, I maybe should have left "For the fans" in, but that whole lietmotif just sounded tedious to me.

>>187431794
HE HAS NO GRACE

>>187431843
>>187432120
addendum: What really sucks is that Sans has almost no good songs. His default theme (the Grillby's music) is like, a short atmospheric loop as opposed to "music for listening".

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>>187423416
Fresh spider from Pixiv.
I guess they just have a huge "tea time" sign they put up sometimes.

>>187429549

From what I've read, one of the mysteries about this 4 letters are trying to discover who wrote this.
"HE IS" was probably wrote by Gaster. There are only two characters that only speak in Caps, Papyrus and Gaster. Also, there are not a lot of letters that can be used as hands in the Windings font (?@ABCDEFGHI). The fact that "HE IS" has 3 hands characters out of 4 could mean that this message is supposed to be converted into Windings, and Toby couldn't think of many relevant words with these letters.

Also, I don't know how the "demon" strings work. There wre 4 strings, but they are all connected with (supposedly) Chara's message, right? Is demonx a new demon string?

>>187432469
So... if people are datamining this stuff, can't they look at the code and see if its triggered by anything?

>>187430730
Perfect reaction pic.

What is Muffet's typing speed?

If there are demons a,b,c and x, where are demons d-w?

>>187433586
They are a hivemind that takes the shape of an aardvark in a popular children's cartoon.

>>187432296
You aren't a fan of Megalovainia?

>>187432469
>Is demonx a new demon string?
Yes. These are probably all events that took place but for some reason were erased along with Gaster, that's why they only exist in the code. Gaster may have made contact with the demon.

>>187433553
She types like an old person. One finger at a time. And she lifts them each time to make sure they land on exactly the right letter.

And to make things worse, she uses a different hand each time, in a sequence that involves all six of them.

>>187433712
My understanding is that that's a Chara song.

>>187433712
Megalovania isn't Sans' song.

>>187432895
They're just strings assigned to variables. I'm not sure if the code gets executed, but even if it does get executed, it does nothing.

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>>187433896
>>187433905
What?

>>187434343
Don't acknowledge Chara. Sans is Megalovania

>>187432456
Lovely! Thanks!
If you're going to put up a sign, might as well make it captivating!

>>187433905
I read somewhere that Megalovania is a song for important battles that could be avoided, but weren't. It makes sense in the Halloween hack, at least. (never read Homestuck and I don't intend to.)

>>187434343
All the characters have specific note sequences in their music that are retooled for other songs about them.

Megalovania doesn't have any of Sans' music.
Given that all the fight music is of the person who initiates the fight, its thought that Megalovania is Chara's music.

>>187434469
Why the sudden butthurt? There's no need for that.

>>187433905
not this shit again

>>187433896
It's not Chara's, either.

>>187434849
I mean, I guess that could be right, but it seems like the more boring option.

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>>187433896
>>187433905
>>187434469

its YOUR song

>>187434849
it's andonuts, he's just off screen

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>>187435310
Damn right it is. I killed Sans. I deserve the best theme song in the game.

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>>187435359

>>187422947
It became his fanon catchphrase for the kid because in the game he's always using terms like "buddy, pal, kid," etc, instead of the usual "Human" that everyone else uses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXVwGFf1Oc

>>187435438
Personally I prefer battle against a true hero and Asgore over megalovania.

>>187434794
>>187435310
No no. I'm not saying it's Sans song. I'm saying that Sans is literally Megalovania

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>>187436608
no, it's grand daddy professor pastry

>>187436738
Who is also Sans who is also Steven who is also Ness

>>187436608
>I'm saying that Sans is literally Megalovania
Wat.
I would think Megalovania would mean "Mega-LOVE Mania"
That's why I associate it with Chara. (although yes, I know the song predates the game)

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>>187436605
BAaTH is great, and so is ASGORE, but I like Megalovania better. Probably because I had to listen to it the most. It seriously never gets old.

Chara is not responsible for genocide. But they're still an awful person.

And Charrator a shit.

>>187436894
No no Anon. You don't Understand. Sans is the song megalovania

>>187436894
>although yes, I know the song predates the game
So why do you still believe it?
Acknowledging a counter-argument is not a replacement for refuting it.

>>187436909
Yeah it does have a 'oh shit here we go' kind of vibe to it.

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>>187436939
You are objectively correct.

>>187436939
They are responsiible for Genocide.

Sure, they never told Frisk initially "Hey, we should kill everyone", or in any way implied it. Sure, Frisk may have been the one to actively decide to do the deed. But Frisk's killing intent in and of itself stems from Chara, thus it is all Chara's fault for being so inherently violent and murder-y.

>>187436986
Because it appeals to me asthetically.
>Acknowledging a counter-argument is not a replacement for refuting it.
I'm not arguing. I'm acknowledging my head-canon.
These threads could use more of that.

>>187437235
There is no interaction between Frisk and Chara because one is a reincarnation of the other and they are semi-mutually exclusive.

In the geno ending, Frisk doesn't exist.
In the TP ending, Chara doesn't exist anymore.

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I love this boy.
Okay, enjoy your evening.

>>187437538
Thanks dude. You too.

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Are you people fucking serious? Still having needless and time-wasting arguments concerning who Megalovania represents when the truth is right in front of your little eyes? Can you just not get the truth through your thick skulls? Sad.
I'll say it here and now, so listen. Megalovania belongs to BRISKA CIRCUIT

>>187437478
Chara did not reincarnate the way you think.

Frisk fell, and woke Chara up. Thus, Chara's essence reincarnated into Frisk at that moment.

>>187437918
Homiecuck, begone! Go back to giving Steven Universe characters tentacledicks.

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>>187437918

>>187437538
Why does everyone keep drawing Monsters in spiffy outfits? Their clothing literally comes from the garbage.
Picture every hideous piece of clothing you've ever seen. This includes 80s shit. Now picture Monsters picking out the stuff that was worn the least and wearing it as high fashion.
Just look at what they do with basketballs! Papyrus wears them as shoulderpads. And apparently they're BACK in vogue!

>>187438062
But we see the trigger for Chara's reawakening.
We "Name the fallen human"
"Name" and "Fallen" both have double-meanings.

Other than mistaken implications of the opening cutscene, there's no reason to actually think an 8th child fell at all.

>>187438330
Yeah, but that changes if they go to the surface.

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So I just found out that Omega Flowey kills you 32 times at the end of his fight.
So that's the number of times I'm going to hack Flowey to pieces. It's only fair, right?

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>>187438065
Foolish fools! You only further distance yourselves from the enlightenment Her Wickedness has been gracious enough to offer you! Our high queen Bricks a Sekhmet is the only truth! Drive this fact into your minuscule brains!!!!!!!!

Also, she like totally has a better puss puss than Moofit

>>187438518
Edgy even by our standards

>>187438356
Bandage and stick, man.

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>>187438330
Asgore's flower shirt seemed fine but maybe he became a hippie so you're right

>>187438504
But would their taste in fashion change just because they are exposed to actually good stuff? I know some people whose taste in anime is literally shit because its what they first encountered: all the garbage anime.

>>187438693
Friend tried to get me into Homestuck, kept claiming I looked just like one of the kids. Which... doesn't really work as they're literally heads with vague body-like shapes. Friend made the mistake of linking Pickle Inspector first. I understood like one out of two proper nouns you used.

>>187438693
You're right. I'll probably lose count after 12 anyway.

>>187439027
Asgore is also old as balls. He grew up on the Surface and was banished into the Underground.

>>187438972
Huh. I guess that's a good point.
So does that mean the Chara/demon thing is actually literal, since she possesses Frisk in the geno ending?

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Baby Flowe is for protecting.

>>187438693
>Also, she like totally has a better puss puss than Moofit
Blasphemy. Spider has top tier pusspuss. Go back to the shadows! The dark tentadicks will not avail you, spawn of evil! YOU SHALL NOT POST!!

>>187439256
Which kid was it?

>>187439336
That's fine! The only number that really matters anyway is 8!

>>187438330
And what of Muffet's and Undyne's outfits? They seem rather attractive and well put-together.

>>187439525
Like Hell that little shit is gonna be protected. It's fucking Damien Thorn or Rosemary's Baby.
>>187439596
>spider
>lotr ref
Oh god I'm having Silmarillion flashbacks. NOPE NOT THE HELLSPIDER.

>>187439491
That part is sorta open to interpretation. But let's not start this now.

>>187439795
Embrace Ungoliant, the Primodrial Spider!

>>187439795
It's ok the spider has a sexy human form that did well in the focus test

>>187439763
>kid
"Sleepy Jade".
>fashion
Muffet is an adult spider running a scam I mean bakesale. No stripes = not a child. Its kind of hard to tell what her clothes look like but it looks like she has a giant bow on the front of her shirt over giant baggy skirt-shorts with either large creases or those slits that snobby rich fags put in their clothing because looking like you came back from a war was so in!
As for Undyne, remember: her house burned down. The date outfit either came from Papyrus's closet or was forgotten at Paps's house by mistake. On the other hand she loves shitty anime. There is a chance that it is secretly a cosplay outfit.
>>187440032
FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HATE THE SPIDER IT ALMOST ATE FUCKING FANTASY!LUCIFER AFTER SUCKING THE SUN AND MOON TREES DRY
>>187440164
OH GOD NO WHY do not need that motherfucker as a succubus

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>>187439525
I've got a place he can sleep.

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>>187440164
Saying this reminded me of pic related.

>>187439795
>Oh god I'm having Silmarillion flashbacks
Did you actually manage to finish that thing? I got bored about a quarter in and stopped.

>>187440407
Embrace the Spider with all your love, and your journey towards the Spider-side will be complete!

>>187440567
Its pretty interesting if you can get over that it has very little to do with events in LOTR. Like, the entire second age with Neumenor, Sauron, and the rings is a pretty shot bit at the end.

>>187438330
Mettaton is obsessed with humanity, and he's the one pushing hideous, literally trashy fashion trends. Monsters who aren't interested in the bot seem to dress conventionally. Undyne and Alphys have cute date outfits. Most NPCs wear normal clothing.

>>187440567
I read myths and fairytales growing up for fun. That book was a beast to plow through but I managed it over the course of a few years. Not because it was hard to read but because it was dry as fuck at times.
That being said there were a lot of cool tales sprinkled through. I still wanna punch Feanor in the nads. Creepy twink who was super obsessed with Magic Trees that he lusted after his niece's pretty hair. Who the fuck goes to war over shiny gemstones?! And Turin had the shittiest fucking life I swear. If there was any human who should had been the star of a grim-fest edgelord game like Shadow of Mordor, it was him.
>>187440729
*deep breath*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
She legit gave me a nightmare over the mere concept of her.
>>187440859
>Numenor
I still think he was just leaning back on the throne laughing his ass off over how well he conned the Numenorian higher ups right before Eru said "fuck this shit, that island is going down like Atlantis".
>>187440862
If Mettaton paid attention to Humanity outside of their form, he'd know their fashion styles instead of spamming his face and shitty opinions everywhere.
Alphys's date outfit is a polkadotted black dress that does not do her figure anything nice. See earlier comment about Undyne's house burning down. As for most NPCs, many just wear a shirt or pants. Kind of hard to fuck up clothing when you're just wearing a single article.

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>>187439525
Always protect the Floweys!
I remember seeing a comic with baby Flowey throwing pellets at someone, then starting to cry with anger when they were dodged. Does anyone have it?

>>187441258
>does not do her figure anything nice
1. That's just her shape.
2. She is cute.
3. FIGHT ME

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and one night they had a nightmare and were so afraid of waking you up by crying that they ended up throwing up in their bed out of stress

>>187440431
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!!!

>>187441258
She's a nicely designed character.

>>187441729
Yes and I'd comfort and treat them.

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>>187440431

>>187441696
I didn't say she's not cute. I said polkadots don't work for her.
>>187441847
I know LotR and The Silmarillion are based off of myths and fairytales and they can get super fucked up but I did not expect Lovecraftian shit in my fantasy novel.

>>187441258
>because it was dry as fuck at times
That's the problem. It's dryer than your grandma's cunt.

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>>187436738
https://pastebin.com/baVKZENW

might as well post this since it's somewhat topical.

Also it's got insane theory bullshit behind it so proceed with caution

>>187442087
POLKA DOTS ARE ADORABLE ON HER, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

What's more powerful, Sans's fire eye or Andonuts' psycho aura

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>>187441740
>>187441914
Oh God I hadn't even thought of the implications

>>187440431
gaster no

>>187442426
I'm sure I'll hurts someone's feelings with this, but Andonuts could kill Sans pretty easily. If a kid could do it, a roid rage old man that can dismember people as an attack surely can.

>>187442087
Fantasy can be wondrous or terrifying, Tolkien spent most of his life honing the skill of worldbuilding.

>>187442565
Yeah but it's like a figment of Andonuts' imagination or something, right
Although monsters die from a stiff breeze if you want them to die hard enough so I guess it's not that impossible

It begins. Now faggots on YouTube can finally stop demanding it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T7AHPy3SxE

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>>187442276
It's a history book. No matter how epic or amazing, it still is a fucking history book.
>>187442296
They don't work for her! They make her look fat! Plus the dumbass kept using the WRONG dating sim items on me. She was obviously gunning for Undyne Route and forgot to get stuff for MY route.
>>187442617
For a world crafted to support fictional languages, he did a damned good job.

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>>187441603
I'm not sure whether this is it. But this appears to be a baby Flowe by the same artist.

>>187442709
I mean, at that point the only way sans can fight psycho andonuts is to go after him into his imagination.

Like in the game, if you go after him into the machine to kill him you die along with him. I'm sure Sans knows how to press the b button though.

Regardless, Andonuts is just to OP, its pretty stacked. Andonuts could probably wipe out the whole cast well, chara and frisk are different thing.

>>187442805
He sure did. His work can even be seen in most modern day fantasy works.

>>187442805
Alphys is a lovely, pleasantly plump lizard, and I'm sorry you cannot appreciate her form.

>>187442805
what is your route?

>>187443202
You completely misunderstand me: I'm not saying she's not lovely. I'm saying that polkadots do. not. work. for. her.
Hell, removed the dots and the dress is perfectly fine.
>>187443340
Chocolate, video games/classical literature books, paint sets.

>>187442805
>They don't work for her! They make her look fat!
I'm pretty sure that being fat makes her look fat...

>>187443645
Fatter then.

>>187443003
>Andonuts KILLS the Undertale universe

I want Toriel to get drunk and throw a frozen pizza at Sans, killing him instantly.

>>187442805
You are canonically the only thing she isn't attracted to.

I want Alphys

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>>187444481
Do you think she was like that with her family and that's why Chara committed suicide?

>>187444481
She's attracted to Undyne. That's fine, she's not my type and I hope she and Undyne have a long and happy life together. But she went all Dating Sim on my ass and spammed Route-specific items on me. Bitch should know how to properly Dating Sim.

I don't know how to feel about Sans

>>187444481
I would say that she's a crazy weeb that could get turned on by toilet paper if she tried hard enough

That feel when no chubby lizard gf

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>>187444874
it's okay to be attracted to him

>>187444979
I know I don't feel that

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>>187444961
it hurts

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>>187445162
just kill me senpai

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>>187444481
Alphys/Player is canon

>>187444494
>>187444961
then go get her, it's easy.

>>187445515
oh fuck I didn't even think about this

>>187445515
The HUMAN is the only person she isn't attracted to.

>>187444979
did the artist who made this still make undertale stuff?
and if so has it gotten dumber?

>>187445162
>>187445279
unnnf

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>>187445669
I don't think so, the sanswank fic epic their art was based on stalled out sometime last year so they probably lost interest

>>187445959
Link to fic?

>>187444979
Uh, Sans is literally slimy and disgusting and just dumps all his clothes in a big fat ball on his bed.
>>187445515
That read more as Mettaton fucking with Alphys by skirting the edge of her crush on Undyne. And possibly Asgore.
Alternately: Gaster.

>>187446076
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5053684

>>187446076
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5053684/chapters/11621461

i will never stop finding it funny that the author wrote over half a million fucking words before getting bored and wandering off

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>>187446226
>>187446260
>those fucking tags

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>>187446130

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>>187446130
It has nothing to do with Undyne or Asgore. Gaster is maybe possible, but unlikely. Here's the full thing.

>>187446364
It's Archive of Our Own. Its just the tip of the iceberg with tags.

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>>187445515

>>187446130
>That read more as Mettaton fucking with Alphys by skirting the edge of her crush on Undyne. And possibly Asgore.
>Alternately: Gaster.
I can see you've never selected the I don't know option. She literally mentions alternate-
>>187446450
Oh. You already posted it.

>>187446364
you're so innocent anon

>>187446681
I enjoy this artist's work.

>>187446403
Pfftehehe.
>>187446450
Like friends don't casually fuck with friends like that, saying that they'll never have a girlfriend. Evidence be damned.
Of course with her mention about that literal trash anime it could be a fictional character instead.
>>187446681
no.
>>187446742
First run I was frantically trying to answer before I eventually noticed at the last few questions that Alphys was making hand-letters.
Second run I went with hand-letters.
Third run was attempt at Genocide.

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>>187438693
Dump your vriska folder into a mega for me pls

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This is the most-tagged Undertale fic on AO3 in case anyone is interested
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7883158

>>187446458
>>187446764
i remember some other fic with just a wall of tags
i forgot what it was

>>187446450
>>187446130
It is pretty funny that the Gaster thing fits. Cuz y'know... Gaster doesn't exist in like, the cosmic sense (like Bruce Wayne's parents)
If you try to name the fallen human "Gaster", the game acts like you divided by zero and crashes.
The room with his lab entry causes the game to crash, because the universe is like, "Literally who?"

Also interesting that the kind of dead that describes Gaster can be correctly described as "Hyper Death"

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>>187446873
Weaver was alright.

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>>187446681
>ywn twiddle the lizard nip, smooching it, nibbling on it, making her squeal with delight with you touch and your tongue

>>187446948
>Alphys literally talks about an alternate universe crush
>Anon denies evidence.
Give it up.

>>187447015
oh never mind there it is
>>187446996

>>187446996
>Fonttale
Well, I'm already done.

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>>187447174
thanks for making me feel this pain

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>>187447264
Nah, you were probably thinking of this one. It's number 3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8798035

>>187447409
>Extreme Pedophilia
wat

>>187447174
Really? I'd just hook it up to a car battery and see what happens.

>>187446996
>tries to read
>eyes start to itch
I know how bad the tagging can be but holy shit.
>>187447015
Its an easy rule of thumb: the more tags there are, the odds are greater that the fic is shit.
>>187447052
He's not hyper dead. He's still is technically alive in some manner. He just has all in-verse data pointing towards him deleted. And when you touch him the universe goes "oh hey that's not supposed to be there".

>>187447409
>Soul in vagina for punishment
...

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>>187447409
>baby blow job

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>>187447409
>baby blow job

THERE IS A SPECIAL KIND OF HELL FOR THESE PEOPLE

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>>187447553
Maybe this helps

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>>187447409
>UF!Sans has given birth only a month a go to a healthy daughter, Frisk.

>>187447553
The one that without fail pisses me off is "non-con."
Like that makes it any nicer than admitting it is fucking rape.
>>187447667 >>187447630
Important distinction: is the baby giving or getting?

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>>187447553
I-is that worse than extreme anus?

>>187447409
this really feels like something a collaborative trollfic by some cringe subreddit

>>187447409
Delet.

>>187447565
>He's still is technically alive in some manner.
When all that's left of you is fragments that cause glitches in the fabric of the universe, I'd call that "Hyper Dead".

Think of it like a Hyper Cube versus a regular cube.
He's just dead in 4D.

>>187447746
BOTH ARE BAD

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>>187447409
what the mother of all ungodly fuck

>>187447746
It doesn't matter, Ian Watkins is still babysitting.

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>>187447409
>(Sans is conditioned to think Gaster is his daddy)
>Sans is conditioned to think he is a girl

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>>187447409
this probably a horrible idea
but i going give it a quick peak
may god forgive us all

>>187447670
That does the opposite of help with my understanding.

>>187447746
I'm not even mad. If anything, I'm kinda happy that efforts to make the internet "nice" are failing so hard.

>>187447750
Both sound like something out of FATAL.

>>187447804
>Hypercube
Cube was better, but both were better than Cube Zero.
>>187447807
True. I'm spending far too much time trying to figure which is worse.
>>187447808
I'm morbidly curious about this. Got the link to the full?
>>187447893
Who?
>>187447962
... what.
>>187448064
Not even thinking about "sanitization" of the internet but just call a spade a fucking spade though!

>>187448249
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Lostprophets)

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Sans didn't deserve any of this.

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>Based of RP on Tumblr with @tempestjewelsin
Jesus Christ what was that like

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>>187447409
>Grillby in bathwater
My questions do not have answers

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>>187447409
>>187447791
Sadly, I don't believe that is the case.

>>187448492
Yes he does

>>187448613
i'm tempted to leave a comment saying this is why god doesn't talk to us anymore

>>187448454
Fucking hell.
>>187448492
He deserves a dopeslap.
>>187448554
Grillby's into some kinky shit.
>>187448613
Comments are a cesspit of mutual wanking to actually fucked up shit.

>>187447409
It's like whoever wrote all that want to tell us something, that might not actually be undertale related.

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>>187446873
me too

>>187446681
>>187445515
>Alphys had been perfecting this invention
>finally she had made a breakthrough
>With a flick of a switch, the machine powered to life, gallons of red fluid sloshing around in tubes as vents bellowed out steam
>The door slowly rose open, shots of electricity beaming back and forth to conductors
>those were new, they were neccesary too after the last test
>finally, it seemed this machine was ready to have it's first test subject.
>"you know, I don't think this is a great idea"
>The skeleton urged her, placing a hand on her shoulder as lights flashed from the machine
>She didn't care, she was too determined.
>she beckoned the whimsun, who was shivering
>they had a camera not-so gracefully duct taped to it's head
>"Now, j-just go in, look around, and then get out of there. O-okay?"
>Alphys grabbed the Whimsun, trying her best to sound assertive
>The small monster was already scared shitless, he nodded anyways
>"and If you get hurt or feel any pain, p-please, don't go further."
>Sans and Alphys watched in anticipation as the monster nervously approached the violently curving vortex in front of it.

>>187449274
Yes Alphys. The children are not as pure as you thought.

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>>187449112
>>187448613
Maybe they just want to tell us they're 13 and want attention by being as vulgar as possible.

>>187448709
I can't think of a less likely candidate for erotic mpreg torture fiction, yet it exists in abundance. He just wants to eat bad food in peace. I'm sorry, Sans.

>>187449274
>that slight grin on frisk
every time

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>>187449326
continue

>>187449274
why has no one done a story for this, for fucks sake.

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>>187448524
As bad as you think.

>>187449571
Frisk is enjoying her suffering.
>>187449648
Because they're too busy wanking to shitfics.

>>187449383
Sans suffers so the other Undertales could get a happy ending. Fitting for an unfunny overhyped meme character

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>>187449684

>>187450493
>Sans
>Unfunny
Bite your tongue!

>>187450680
Don't bother with him. Seriously.

https://pastebin.com/5RFm419a

>>187450518
They'll never stop. NEVER.
>>187450493 >>187450680
He is funny. In the same way a pun is funny. You'll get a few laughs here and there at first blush. Eventually you'll get another laugh again. But as people grow more familiar with the joke you're less likely to get laughs.
No challenge against "overhyped" or "meme". He was hyped from day one with the demo, and especially with how much the fandom clung to his bony ass.

>>187450883
>Actually responding to me seriously
Please have sex.

>>187450883
>He was hyped from day one with the demo
?

>>187449326
>you sat at your computer, encapsulated in the darkness of your room
>The brightness of your screen the only indication that someone even existed in this room
>You browsed the web, well, more like just stared at it
>life had been pretty uneventful recently
>you just wasted time now, hoping maybe some sort email would pop up or something
>suddenly, a program popped up, front and center of your screen
>it was undertale?
>you sighed, this toby fox guy has to quit it with all of this dumb immersion shit.
>recently the game kept opening up, at first just black and then it turned off
>but then characters, usually Alphys, would say stuff
>you really, just didn't care though
>you dragged the cursor to the X
>A loud boom echoed through your room, as a white blur shot right out of your screen, smacking you off your chair onto the ground
>you shook your head, trying desperatley to figure out what the fuck just happened.
>you crawled over to a lightswitch, flicking it on
>fluttering desperatley in your room was some sort of cartoonish insect thing
>you were in utter shock as it flung it's head around, clearly just as confused as you.
>the poor thing was out of breath as it held onto some thing on it's head
>you got up, trying to calm it down
>it just screamed at you, and dove back at your screen
>and with that, it was gone
>and all you could think was
>What in the fuck just happened

>>187449637
oh I will

>>187451194
He and Papyrus appeared at the end of the demo's "Pacifist" run.
https://youtu.be/f2rKz4CgyBg?t=299

>>187451451
And you think people were hyped for him? He looked like a one note joke character. The demo days were all about Toriel porn.

>>187451595
I was eager to see them.
Mostly to punch them for being shitty punsters.
But I was still eager.

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>>187451595
This tbqh

Before release, Tori had the most lewd hands down.
Then came release and Sans overtook her by over 100 on paheal. I dunno what the figures are now.

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>>187451451
He was there, but he wasn't popular until le epic genocide bad time depressed genius boss fight.

>>187451953
>tfw the reason why humans keep murdering everyone you know and care about because they hear you're a good fight
>and they go yandere on your bony ass

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>>187451595
>The demo days were all about Toriel porn
God, those were the days

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>>187452149
Imagine how many genocide runs could have been averted if he just started sleeping from the get-go.

>>187452495
You just enjoyed all the scat porn didn't you

>>187452495
There's some fresh toriel porn on paheal right now.

>>187451418
This is giving me some Nomad Soul vibes. What's next? Is he gonna fuck Undyne in Alphys' body?

>>187451418
hey, let's speed this up, I'm sure this part isn't what people really care about

>the two monsters were getting worried, it had been a minute or two with no response
>suddenly, the small monster shot out of the vortex, twirling out of control as it crashed into a stack of noodle cups on Alphys' desk
>They both rushed over, Alphys desperatley trying to help up the Whimsun
>after caring for the monster, they reviewed the the video it captured
>at first, they thought they accidentally just sent the poor monster to someone's unkempt room
>but then, you appeared, front and center in the tape
>despertley trying to help the monster as it shook the camera around
>"o-oh my god... i-it worked..."
>Alphys was starry eyed as she got up-close to the screen
>"huh. we actually did it. we made dimensional travel."
>sans was shocked, even if he didn't show it
>Alphys however, was focused on something else as she kept replaying the video
>She paused on a shot of you, a mixed look of shock and confusion on your face
>"sooo, that's on the other side of that portal"
>Alphys was silent, she just stared.
>"wellll, i'm gonna go home, try not to cause any trouble with this thing, k"
>alphys just mumbled "y-yeah, have a good night" as sans grabbed the whimsun
>and with that, he was gone
>Alphys sat their, staring at you on her screen
>curiosity was starting to get the best of her as she slowly looked over to the machine

>>187452651
Half of them easily. Hell, I have friends who did constant 'loopings' of just Sans's fight, as in they saved right before facing him and reload the second they kill him. The whole point of the Genocide was just to fight Sans over and over and over.
If he remembered the 'loops', he would had gone absolutely insane. ... Where's that one fic I saw... It was Silent Hill and played with the idea of Save Points. Found it! Short, but the concept stuck with me. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2021061/1/Save-Point-Hell-Is-Repetition

>>187452736
I'll have to go take a look later.

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>>187452958
I did the same thing. Except I only did it 3 times. He knows; doesn't remember, but can see it on your face.

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>it's been nearly two years and i still love this gote
wow

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>>187453607
i no rite??????/

>>187453579
Three times is fine. My friend who did it at least three times every other day... Well, it is their game and they can do whatever the want with it but holy shit there are other games you can gank enemies in!

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>>187453607
me too anon me too

>>187452901
>It had grown late, and the lizard's mind had been racing
>she stared at the switch, it seemed to beckon
>she dreamed of this, alternate dimensions, a whole new universe
>sure it wasn't mew mew kissy cutie, but still
>she had hundreds of theories about what could lay on the other side
>maybe even someone...someone who watched her...and thought she was cute
>it could be that person.
>she couldn't resist it, she needed to do it
>and with her shiverring hand, the meek lizard pulled down the switch, powering the machine up
>she never felt so excited to see each light flicker on
>each puff of steam to billow out of the vent
>she felt her butterflies in her stomach as she waited for the door to slide open
>finally, the gates slid open, static shooting around as the colorful vortex spun to life
>she stood at the brink, still not sure if she could go through with this
>what if it didn't work, was it worth it?
>no, she had waited too long for this moment, worked too hard.
>she closed her eyes, held her breath, and stepped through the spinning gate

>page 10

NOT ON YOUR LIFE

>>187453607 >>187453691 >>187453912
I swear I must be the odd man out. I'd be happy chilling out with most of the characters but there's none I'd see myself /being/ with.

Like the fic being composed above? Alphys would be super disappointed. We'd butt heads in arguments over her shit-taste in anime. From the sound of it, Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is a shitty Slice of Life Magical Girl anime. You know, the sort that have the heroine doing odd tasks to mystically collect a magic feather or some shit from different (usually male) characters-of-the-week which involves solving the character's current/long-lasting problem(s). With the added "fun" of casual screwball shit that you get to see with Magical Girlfriend anime and Human-like Alien Girlfriends.
If I must watch a Shoujo anime, give some bite to it! Or better yet I'd show her some actually good anime, or at least better than that shit. Princess Tutu, Sugar Sugar Rune, Magic Knight Rayearth and other CLAMP works if you wanna stretch it... Hell, I'd show her Card Captor Sakura just for the costumes and card designs!

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>>187453851
It's a great fight, but if I spent that long on it I'd probably get pretty bored eventually.

>>187456457
4chan had some posting problems for a brief moment.

>>187454118
If this doesn't involve anon showing her his copious amounts of Undertale porn I'm going to be disappointed

>>187456640
>showing Alphys undertail tagged porn
>showing Alphys shitty/pointlessly violent Undertale "AUs"
>showing Alphys UnderfreshSans or Handplates
>showing Alphys corrupted/scrambled Undertale runs
So many possibilities to freak her out.

>>187456921
Is he the legendary Super Skeleton?

>>187457476 >>187456640
Whoops. Forgot to also say
>showing Alphys Undertale cut-content rooms that are still lingering in the code of the game.

>>187457476
Shit nigga, you'd think just showing her the game proper would be enough to destroy her sanity. That's just being needlessly cruel.

>>187457476
What AU had all the Alphyne guro? Swapfell?