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cancer removal edition

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>OP Text (Needs updating!)
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>Official pages
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>Patch notes (OB57)
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>Steam Store
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>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
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>PTS Steam Version:
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>Bug Reporting Thread (OB57 PTS):
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Previous thread: >>187182115
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I want to live a long and fulfilling life at Fernando's side!
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>buy cassie's demon hunter skin because its on sale
>am absolutely shit at cassie
>cant land a shot after dodge rolling
>her attacks are slow so I cant spray and pray

Is she a high skill level champ? I should have taken kitty cat, at least that one looks cute and doesnt make me feel like shit as I play
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>clean thread
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/1/1a/Flak_Skin01_VGS_Emote_W.ogg
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>tfw random GM joins a diamond/platinum game
>tfw it's Kronicx from Kanga
>tfw he gets Cassie (Mastery level 16)
>tfw thank the fucking lord he was on your team

POTG was him 1v3ing the enemy team at full health, and that was super exciting to watch too.
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>>187286353
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>>187286554
Ain't Haydz a pro too?
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>>187286524
Maeve is a high skill champ too, but unlike Cassie her kit isn't good, so she's even more pointless to play if you aren't good.

If you're garbage at videogames but still want to contribute, play a tank. That's literally why they exist.
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>>187286524
She's hard to master but remember that if you learn how to play her right, she's one of the most letal damage champions out there, if not the best one.
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Remember /palag/ every time you're feeling bad or down, just think "what would grover do?"
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How do we unfuck Maeve, lads? She can either shitstomp or be useless as is right now.

I'm open to suggestions gentlemen.
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>>187287275
tree puns do not help with my depression
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>>187287379
Remove.
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>>187287275
Throwing axes at people seems like it might cause more problems
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>>187287379
I'd add another skill like pounce that does helps her line up her shots
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>>187287131

>implying most games aren't lost by having shitty frontlines or healers
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>>187287379

make her projectiles fire simulatenously and be overall less shitty
her LMB is so unecessarily awkward and retarded
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>>187287391
Remember, whenever you feel suicidal, tell yourself 'i will not die, not yet amigo'.
End of PSA.
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>>187287769
That only works for like 15 seconds though
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>>187286779
Yeah he is
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>>187287787
then just post "GLORY TO FERNANDO"
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>>187287643
For most frontlines and healers, if someone does badly as them, it's safe to assume that they're effectively braindead and subhuman.
Ash, Fernando, Barik, Torvald. None of these require aim, you literally just hold m1 in the general direction of the enemy to deal damage. Same can be said for most healers, they can just press a button and they're doing their job.
It's true that they still have some distance between their skill floor and skill ceiling, but since the floor is so insanely low, there's no reason not to pick them if you can't aim.
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>>187287880
I do fine with those except Barik, I don't understand how you're supposed to deal damage with him
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>buy Fernando body pillow
>hug it tight
>i will not cry, not yet amigo
>cry anyway
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>>187287880
>what is mal'damba?
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>>187287787
Buy morale boost.
Spam that shit.
GLORY TO FERNANDO
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i just realised that this game and sims use the same artstyle meaning that my cute trap vampire wouldnt look out of place at all
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>>187287993
Make a loadout that buffs turrets, pick architectonics, dance around the point
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>>187287993
Like I said, literally just look in the general direction of the enemy and fire, and don't forget to place turrets whenever they're off cooldown. It may not feel like you're doing a lot of damage, but the damage you are doing is constant and makes a difference, especially if you're hitting another frontline with huge hitboxes so more of your pellets hit them. Buy caut too, so you can just keep applying it nonstop to everyone around you.
If your aim is particularly good, you can take tinkerin and do even more damage, but the turret legendary is great too especially against squishy high-mobility teams.

>>187288094
Notice how I said "most healers" instead of "all healers", damba is the exception and my favorite healer as a result.
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>>187288076
Fernando body pillows are 10/10 idea, but we also need real plushie Makoa, plushie BK bombs,
and BK bath bombs that smell like carnage.
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>>187287880
Cool story, bronze shitter, but with Barik you need a really good aim with tinkering, better than one required for Cassie. Nando require a really good positioning and aim to hit multiperson fireballs most of the time and ash overall require you hitting direct hits all the time while holding lmb 24/7 to be worth picking. Torv is literally trash character so he's not worth picking at all no matter how braindead he is.
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>>187287880
>I never played healer or support and don't know how to play them on higher elo
Sad!
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>>187288304
And onaholes for all the girls for scientific reasons and definitely not sexual ones
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>>187288320
>the iq of tank main
Laughable
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Literally all my team has to do is stay alive till I win the 1v1 then I can snowball to victory
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>>187288441
I'm not a bronze shitter like you so I don't "main" anything.
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>>187288320
>>187288361
I think you're both missing the point. I'm arguing that their skill floor is low, not their ceiling. It's true that you can be a better frontline with more skill and experience, but if you're a shitter it's much easier to contribute as a tank.
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>>187288612
>hitting a direct hit with ash require skill
Whatever help you sleep at night, buddy.
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>>187288630
Because viktor, tyra and the other 99 flank and damage champions who only shoot shoot shoot shoot the whole match are much more complex to play, right?
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I am a literal god.
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I can play any role except Flankers. Can I get Flanker tips? For example do I ignore Frontlines and focus on enemy Damage?
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>>187289035
They are, yes.
If you just walk into the fight like a retard as a damage or flank you'll get destroyed and are just feeding the enemy free credits.
If you do it as a tank you can at least sit on the point a bit and deal some damage before you die, and if you're playing a healer you have no reason to even do it because you can just sit back and press your designated healing button.
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>>187289175
you're a good rock mom
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>>187289175
>doesupz
Wew lad, nice job.
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>>187288876
Not any easier than other projectile weapons? you dumb shitter, and you need to do it consistently. Damage difference between good ash and trash one can be of 3 or 4 times.
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>>187289175

Oh shit, that whole time I thought CoreLian was playing Lian so I was focusing her.
Turns out it was just some shitter and he was on Jenos, whoops.
Thank god for that, we really would've lost if that were the case.
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>>187289221
>find backline's weakspot
>able to dance around with your mobilty and still hit shots
>go in, kill, go out
>poke when you can't do anything
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>>187287993
Use your turrets (use them well, don't leave them open unless its intentional to create pressure, if you think it'll die instantly, don't place it there, out of direct line of sight is very sneaky and will get you more kills then you'd expect.), buff them up, use Tinkerin if you can aim and use Architechtonics until you can't. Focus on staying alive and being as annoying as possible. Barik is probably the most consistent champion in the game. You can carry in low skill games and create a lot of pressure for your team in high skill games. Tinkerin can pretty much win your fights if you can get two shots off on a low HP cap champion. Pretty much never a bad pick.

Really just play him a lot,
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>>187289516
>fast
>huge hit box
>kit made for close/mid range combat
And it even detonates for you ffs, tank main everyone.
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>>187289949
I'd rather have tank mains in my games tbqh. Most damage and flank mains are braindead.
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Does wrecker and caut apply to Barik's turrets as well?
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>>187290038
Most tank mains are braindead too, you just don't notice because even braindead players can do well as tanks
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How to fix Zhin:
>Remove the delay after his counter ends before he can activate another skill or attack
>Make whirl aimable into the air like Maeve's pounce
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>>187290110
No
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How to fix Zhin:
>remove him from the game
>permaban anyone who played him for more than 10 matches
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>>187289949
You don't seem to understand what DIRECT HIT means, bronze piece of shit.
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My heart belongs to her. I want to make her happy for the rest of my days, I want to see that beautiful smile as much as I can. She is simply perfect.
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>be me
>first pick fernando
>second player picks ruckus
>okay, every good
>third player picks viktor
>uhm okay?
>fourth player pick androxus
>ehhhh
>fifth player picks skyle
>we lost 4-0
>during the match fourth and fifth player won't stop complaining that it's my fault that we lose because me and ruckus weren't trying to capture
>this was on competitive
>diamond 2 competitive levels

Are all flank players fucking mentally challenged or what?
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>>187290513
What the problem with Zhin? He's actually one of the few flanks that are actually useful in the game.
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>>187290513

>he doesn't like angry whirly man of invincibility

get a load of this chap

>>187290641

I really hope they buff Ying soon, so many shitters play her
There's no easier way to lose a match than by picking Ying when the enemy team has an actual support hero
The difference in power levels between the top 3 supports and the bottom 3 supports is absolutely disgusting
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IT'S A 8 GAMES LOSING STREAK NOW LADS HAHA
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>>187290719
Counter Zhin is by far the biggest cancer in the game. A good Zhin player is literal hell to play against, if you shoot him he uses one of the two abilities that makes him invincible, if you ignore him he comes back 5 seconds later to kill you.
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Why the fuck is Evie allowed to shoot and move before the duration of iceblock runs out (like a split second before) but if you shoot her while she's getting out she's still immune
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>>187290641
>Ying can now place Illusions through walls
Did I fix Ying?
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>>187290615
How about some real argument instead of projecting for once.
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>>187290824
Take a break.
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>>187290659
>pick frontline
>last pick doesn't pick support but instead Andro
>uhhh anon why didn't you pick a healer?
>you won't need a healer if the enemy is already dead
>goes 4-17
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>>187290962

You forgot one important problem
her healing output and smart application is hilariously bad
She could be literally invincible and place clones across the map and she'd still be terrible
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>>187290867
Just don't shoot at him and chase him while he us on cd.
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>>187291049
>dude just do exactly what Zhin wants you to do do while his team takes the point
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>>187290659
Move out of latam you masochist bastard.
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Who here also Strix pistol only?
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>>187291034
Fair enough, I think the problem lies within Lifelike being absolute shit. They need to redesign that card badly.
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>>187291049
>wait out the counter and don't shoot him
>he hits you a couple times then uses billow to run away with movespeed bonus
>if you still manage to chase him he can just hit you a few more times, use whirl to make himself harder to hit, etc
>by the time you manage to get his health low, counter will be off cooldown
>repeat

Not to mention that, while this all happens, he's keeping you (and possibly more players) busy while his team either kills you or just takes the point.
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>it's another plat and goldshitters get matched against diamond and mastercucks episode
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>"I can get us out of here alive. Stay close and follow my lead."
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Does it seem like inara can counter fernando really well?
Or is it just me?
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>>187290980
IT'S 9 NOW HEHE
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>>187291578
It's just you
No single champ counters fernando
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>>187291375
>server shit itself and 3 of the enemy team are bots
Running max LCK is the only way to win at life.
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>>187291151
I wish it was on latin american servers...
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>>187291642
ying's ass can counter fernando pretty well
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>>187291642
*spin behind u
*hook u out of shield
Psssh nothing personnel kid
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>>187291642
drogoz counters him in everything but the ult
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>>187291907
*turns immediately around*
*blocks hook*
heh.....
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>>187291642
Now that I think about it, fernandos lance and fireballs dont do enough damage to kill her quickly enough
With the wardens field legendary fernando is fucked and is forced to sheild once inside it
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>play casual payload
>whole team is unranked players
>enemy team is 4 gold 1 silver
>win 100%/35%
So this is the power... of competitive players... woah...
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>>187291163
>who here can't aim for shit
Sorry bro but I'd rather shoot somebody for 1.4-2k first and then switch to pistol.
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>>187291034
I got around 120k healing in a ~17 minute game recently. Her healing isn't as bad as people make it out to be, but it's definitely not as strong as the top supports.
I should note my team had a Flanknando and Barik that I babysat, and it was on Ice Mines. I didn't check if they took rejuvenate though.
The problem with buffing her healing is an inevitable power creep among supports. I don't know if I'd rather have that, or the best supports getting their healing adjusted down.
The one thing I don't understand is what Raynday said about Ying not getting more heals because her playstyle is simple so her healing is proportional to that, but then introduce Jenos, who can heal through walls, go sanic speed on a whim, do decent damage and just put his mark on people and forget. It's essentially the same "put down and it does the work for you" philosophy but Jenos has better numbers and wallhacks just because. And don't even make me talk about void grip on top of it.
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>>187292276
I mean... sometimes I use the sniper to get extra pistol damage if that helps
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>>187291225
This so much, I guess he isn't a problem if you have a well coordinated team, but that isn't a realistic expectaition outside of a pro match, he is very anti-fun.
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>>187291642
>pick ruckus
>jump over fernando shield and headshot him in the aire
>you can even land on his head and keep shooting
>buy wreker
>you don't even need to jump over him anymore
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>hirez thought giving a stealth sniper 1300 DPS is ok
And his pistol is great too.
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>>187292382
>using crack shot legendary ever
are you sub2k?
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>>187291513
>*shoulders bash into precipice*
What did she mean by this?
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>>187292586
>he doesn't use only pistol cards on Strix
I'm unranked btw
I mainly do it for the meme value, the same reason I mainly play Buck
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>>187292578
>new hero is obnoxious
classic Hirez, he'll be okay in 1-2 patches
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>>187292706
I used to play buck all the time, then I tried bk for a change and I realized just how weak he is, he still is fun af though.
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>>187291225

Bruh, he's got 2000 health. He's got shit mobility, shit range, middling damage, and there's an animation delay in Billow. You can literally just blow him up if your team is watching for him.

Counter? Don't shoot him. Congrats he has no self-healing. Smolder? Congrats, blow him up twice instead of just once. Andro and Evie are both far harder to kill than he is.

The reason he's so shit is that his skill floor and skill ceiling are like 1 inch apart. His fire animations take years, all of his abilities lock you into them, and his mobility is shit - which means you can't react properly to anything. You're locked into easily predictable patterns, and there's no way around it. The only way you're pulling a sick play with him is if the enemy team reacts extremely slowly, constantly walks off on their own, and always stays on ground level.
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>>187292578
Maybe this was just to get people to stop complaining about Zhin and Lian
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>>187293349
>Counter? Don't shoot him.
>teammates shoot him anyways
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>tfw absolutely and utterly tilted
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>>187293868
Just involve yourselves in something else, chances are someone else is fighting nearby and you can do something useful there. Staring contests are pretty much just as good as hitting the counter, you're basically taunting yourself for no advantageous reason. Just keep an eye on where he goes and just ignore him.
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>>187292545
Ruckus who?
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>>187293752

I still think a good Sha Lin is far more annoying than Mememan in most cases. His new stealth legendary is bullshit.

>Shoot someone out of stealth with impaler for 1400 damage and immediately start planted
>90% of the heroes in the game are dead within 1-2 seconds
>literally no way to predict it or fight back

Mememan being able to hit for almost 2000 damage in one shot from stealth with no chargeup is retarded though.

Personally I don't think stealth as a mechanic belongs in any game like this, nor do true snipers. The whole basis of the game is interacting with the enemy team and struggling for advantage. Sniper and stealth heroes don't have to participate in that struggle. They don't have to deal with most of the mechanics, and only ever have to fight 1 person at a time. They're crutches that are not enjoyable to play with or against.

They're exclusively there for people who play videogames to pad their ego rather than to enjoy the mechanics and have fun.
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How do you escape 2K elo when you have teammates like this?
He did this all fucking game.
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>>187294601
Find a a good party anon.
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>>187294601
>How do you escape 2K elo when you have teammates like this?
I didn't even know you could go that far
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>>187294601
You don't, 3k is the cap for normal solo player anyway unless you're in latam.
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>>187294601
Sorry kid, the only consistent element is you.
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>>187294773
I played with my friend who's just over 3K
It was like a completely different game.
I couldn't believe I was seeing 2 people pick tank, Stick together and actually look out for one another.
I even managed to hold my own, I just want to go back!

Around here there are so many people with good aim (honestly, they are probably aimbotters one guy said he was gonna turn his hacks on) but absolutely shit game sense.
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>>187294479
>They're exclusively there for people who play videogames to pad their ego rather than to enjoy the mechanics and have fun.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HAVING FUN YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
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>>187294773
>tfw you'd be up to party with /palgay/s just for the sake of leaving 2k elo behind
>afraid to post IGN and get bullied because of stats on guru
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>>187291642
Good luck chasing infinitely rolling Cassie as Fernando.
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>>187295206
Spoken like a true faggot.
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I'm I the only one here that jerks it to paladins porn before playing paladins? I feel like I can't at my best if my dick pulsating every time someone on my team decides to play Ying or Willo
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>>187292896
How many patches it has been since Lian's release?
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>>187295749
>Willo
wew lad
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>>187287379
Make her able to use her dash attack twice if she misses her target, helps her get around easier so she can dash twice before it goes on cool down
>>187289221
>find support/people almost dead
>kill them
>????
>profit
>>187294479
>tfw keep killing lian with sha lin
It's even funnier when I got to stealth and she tries to get me with auto aim skills
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>>187295749
I would if there was any good porn
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maeve
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>keep opening chests for essence despite owning everything in everything for that smelly essence
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>>187295934
3, I think? She's from OB54. She's okay now. Nowhere near as bad as a 2150 headshot you can't defend against, because the sniper is fucking stealthed
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It's been like 8 days now where is my hand of the gods alpha invite hirez?
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>Get placed in Silver 1
REEEEEEEEEE
Is that bad or good, it sounds pretty fucking bad desu
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>>187296539
Not very good, but on the bright side, you're one promotion away from the Drogoz skin
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>>187296539
Fix your damn brain.
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>>187296628
I went 9:6, and the few games I did lose was to trolls.
This doesn't seem very fair to me, at least I'll be able to play Buck if this is low elo equivalent
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Don't mind me, just the only champion that was balanced on release and also the best girl
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>>187296539
Ranking up is easy in this game. I went from Silver 2 all the way to Plat 5 in a single day.
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>>187296539
Why is everyone who posts anime girls so bad at video games?
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>>187294601
that's actually fucking hilarious
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>>187296539
If you're good at the game and are flexible in role you can climb pretty easily. I got into gold 2 and won straight through to Plat 1 so far.
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Skye's new burst is insane, what the fuck
Is she not trash anymore? Feel bad for Maeve
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>>187296783
Snek Man was pretty balanced.
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>>187296783
>tfw you'll never be in her vanguard
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>>187298103
I'd rather be in her rear guard
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I wish there was a devtalk or sumthin... waiting another week for the patch show is such a bore
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Why do people keep saying Maeve is flat when she clearly has tiny little tits, just look at her model in the main menu champions list
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>>187297538

She's a pretty strong anti-tank character now.
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>>187298715
Either way she's an itty-bitty titty kitty
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How to know a player is a shitter
>Zhin, Willo and Strix are OP and "unfun" to play against

How to know a player is new
>Skye, Viktor, Torvald are too OP

Anything else to add?
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tfw strix was literally made for me
his gun is perfect
his stealth is perfect
his cards are perfect
i love being fast af while scoped being able to hop around like a retard popping in and out of stealth for easy 2100+ dmg headshots

fuck those people that play him like a bitch though by only staying stationairy with stealth cards and legendary
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>>187299315
Do you use the free mobility during scope card?
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>>187299197
>Bitey was complaining about Strix on stream like two matches ago
What a shitter, am I right?
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>>187299197
zhin is "unfun" to play aginst at any level though, especially if he's good
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>>187299197
it's not fun to be the victims skye will kill in no time and suicide at the same time
but hey it's been a while since i haven't played, since one week before seris announcement i was a 3009 rank on the old rank system
the problems with her is that you don't have time to react
stealth character should always have a delay and a little sound for coming in/ and coming out of stealth, no stealth character should be able to instantly shoot out of invisibility like skye and strix can, it is a joke and even OW understood it. Skye may be dead the second she kills someone, but it's simply not enjoyable to be deleted instantly. I remember playing Grover and not being able to do shit against a skye with my cripple legendary deck/vine deck cause she just killed me too fast, i couldn't land the last axe.
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>>187299197
How is playing against Zhin "fun"? Care to explain? How is fighting le chinaman of many invulnerabilities "fun"?
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>>187299605
Yeah, he's a fucking shitter if he actually thinks Strix is OP.
Both his weapons are really hard to aim so it balances out the high damage.
Btw I'm gold but only because I get matched with these same shitters who think strix is OP all the time, my deserved rank is master
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Strix's stealth should have been like Spy's cloak. Right now he just gets infinite free potshots that you cant do anything about most of the time.
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>>187299197
You clearly have never played against good kinessa and trix duo.
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>>187299993
i agree
btw silver I but i shouldn't even be in competitive mode, i should be playing in full tournament with a team.
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>>187297538
Yeah she shreds people so damn fast now! And she still has that range buff from a while ago so she's more versatile than before, too.
Surely she can't still be shit, right?
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>>187299197
>"unfun"
Are you implying there aren't any characters who are unfun to play against? Cause I can think of some. Like that bitch cunt, Evie.
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>>187299993
>>187300107
I thought this was a no-bully zone
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>>187299993
Same. I'm bronze but bugzy can suck my dick.
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>>187300027
Shooting in stealth should instantly deplete Strix's "stealth juice" bar, and his sniper honestly shouldn't do 100 more damage than a fully charged Kinessa shot
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>>187300027
Tbh he should lose his entire stealth bar if he fires from stealth, so that he's forced to go through the unstealth timer if he wants to spam shot through stealth.
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>>187300262
Is he just plain better than Kinessa at least at shitter level? It sure feels that way
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>>187300245
I don't even have a rank and I just won a game on Maeve, get on my level shitter
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>>187300384
He's better than kinessa at every level.
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>>187299993
>aiming with Strix is hard
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>>187294323
>keep an eye on where he goes
>ignore him
That some next level strats right there.
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>>187300487
>people still use training hitboxes to shitpost
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>>187300384
Strix
>sniper 1.3k
>luger 250 a pop
>stealth
>revealing flare

Kinessa
>sniper 1.2k full charged
>carbine 150 a pop / 190-ish if they stand in mine range
>a teleporter that takes ages to go off
>mines have like 1 hp

Oh I don't know, man...
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>>187300707
Just watch where he billows or whatever so he doesn't get a free kill on some oblivious teammate is what I meant.
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>>187300854
>>187300420
Nerf soon then?
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>>187301097
Next patch surely, every pro says he's obnoxious and Hirez tends to listen to them
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>>187300805
https://clips twitch tv/ColdbloodedRichAxeBleedPurple
I know it's Sha Lin, but it doesn't change the fact that hitboxes in Paladins are a fucking joke.
And Strix is even easier to aim than Sha Lin, since the latter has projectiles.
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>>187299513
yeah 100% movespeed in scope and 40% move from stealth

F A S T
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>lose a hard 3-3 game, first loss since placing
>get this opposing draft next
Alright then
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School shooter Tyra when?
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>>187301209
>And Strix is even easier to aim than Sha Lin, since the latter has projectiles
This is actually wrong, projectiles in this game are super fast and they have their own huge hitbox.
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>>187301294
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Reminder.
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>>187301304
I wish she had a cool direct to purchase skin, both her cool skins are/were locked behind fucking gambling
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>>187301735
I feel like there should be a version of this with all the girls divided in those four tiers, instead of just 4 girls.
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>>187301735
Do you see '&SMITE' in the OP? Because I don't.
Now get the fuck out of our general.
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>>187301962
I'm a paladins player, I just recognize the superior girl, hope they bring her over soon.
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>>187302112
>hope they bring her over soon
They won't.
>I'm a paladins player
I don't remember asking you about that, I don't give a shit. Scyllaposting does not belong in Paladins thread.
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>enemy team is a 5 stack
>they know I'm the best player on the team
>can't come out of hiding and sneeze at anyone without the other 4 stopping whatever they're doing and dedicating their entire existence to destroying me

save me from this hell
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>>187301209
Projectiles have a collision box at size of a fucking log and hitscan has to be shot exactly at hitbox.
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>>187302443
>Scyllaposting does not belong in Paladins thread
Who named you vg's sheriff son? Because sure as hell it wasn't me.
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>this triggers the redditfag
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>>187302550
>Because sure as hell it wasn't me.
I don't think it would matter if you did, since you are a degenerate and a pedo. Also, if it's Paladins general, why do you post smite pictures? Such a simple thing, and yet beyond your comprehension.
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>>187302486
>you literally never see some players on EU alone, they are always in a memestacks
Which region has the biggest tryhards, and why it's EU?
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>>187297231
If he wasn't there then he was here, trying to shoot through the gaps.
It was pretty much 4 v 5
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When are we getting a lion-headed double sawn-off wielding muscleman hero? I'm not even a furry, in fact, it disgusts me, but the recent hero designs were boring as fuck, please design something unique already for fuck's sake
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>>187303236
Sometimes I feel like this whole area should be removed, just so shitters won't stand there all the time.
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>>187303435
Yeah, the old maps need redesigns. Remember old Serpent Beach? What a shitshow it was compared to the current one
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I know we're not & Smite anymore but is Smite fun?
The only MOBA I've really played was Gigantic.
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>>187303619
ask reddit
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>>187303348
I wonder how will demon's design disappoint us this time.
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>>187303656
I thought I was.
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Hello Paladins fans, Holt here. Ask me anything.
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>>187303601
Honestly, I barely remember it, I have a shit memory. All I remember is that there was daytime.
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>>187303716
fresh off plebbit
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>>187303993
Post sometimes on twitter to prove it.
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>>187303993
first of all prove it
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>>187303993
>>>/r/eddit
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>>187302963
>too young to remember paladins posting in /SMG/
Also dealing with degenerates is part and parcel of posting on 4chan, facebook might be a safer place if you want that.
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>>187303993
Are you a spy?
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>>187292624
Literally the only time I've ever thrown a controller in rage and frustration.
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>>187303993
i want crystals
millions of them
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3rd time a row with a kinessa + styx on my team. Every guy who picks a 2nd sniper should get lobotomized and skull fucked after. No wonder I get 2 losses for every win these days.
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>>187303993

Champion you want to write lore for?
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>>187304224
>console
lol
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>>187303993
When are we getting Fernando body pillows?
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>>187304284
>he doesn't control his keyboard and mouse
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>>187303993
Did you acquire time traveling powers by staying a virgin until you were 30 ?

Loli Champ when ?
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>>187303993
I'm Holt, stop pretending to be me on a Mongolian still life painting forum
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>>187303993
After we get some proof
Who is the most popular champ at HiRez and who is the official HiRez waifu?
How aware are you that people are jacking it to most of the champs you design and how do you feel about that?
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>>187303993
Tbqh this card art looks like him.
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>>187303993
What is the new OW I mean Paladins champion?
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>>187303993
Are we getting Paladins Strike skins on the main game?
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>>187304269
>styx
you mean him?
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>>187303993
Which champions are not straight?
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>>187304663
Pretty sure he means these guys, Paladins has really stepped up its soundtrack.
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>>187304624
thats because it is, i remember him posting on twitter about it. theres a lot of cameos and stuff in the card art
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>>187303619

Gigantic isn't really a MOBA, the gameplay isn't at all similar to Smite.

Gigantic's gameplay is basically an action platformer. The game mode is team deathmatch with a basic "blow up the enemy generator" objective, and the creatures don't matter much.

Smite is an actual MOBA, and I guess you've never played one before. It's very centered around farming PvE creeps for gold / XP and playing specific roles in dedicated areas on a flat map. It's a lot slower and less action based.
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>>187304060
It will probably be a dude, but otherwise spot-on.
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new shitter looking to improve, which supports should i focus on trying to improve at if i intend to focus on playing them mostly
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>>187304991
Jenos
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>>187304991
Damba and Jenos are the best ones currently, followed by Seris. Ying is mid tier and the rest are more damages and flanks than supports but still fun if you want to meme or off heal (cauterize will rape you though)
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>>187303236
I know how to solve this, hear me! We add an sniper frontline!
"b-but how will he cap the point smart guy?"
Simple, he can deploy a decoy of himself that has the ability of capturing points... I know, I'm freaking genius.
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>>187304991
Seris or Mal-Damba
Damba is pretty high skill cap but amazing on tanky teams.
Series is fairly easy and better on team that don't stick well together if you have her 300% legendary.

Overall best healer in the game is probably Mal-Damba but he's quite tricky and requires decent aim.
If you've played Overwatch then Mal=Ana Seris=Mercy.
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>>187305190
>ying is mid tier

no shes not. shes great at both healing and hurting, specially with her new ultimate
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>>187305238
You don't seriously think they'll actually use that ability do you?
They'll plonk the guy right next to themselves and complain everyone is a noob when they die.
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>strix on both team
>they're both grandmaster
>the one on mine still manages to be garbage

H O W
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>lose because a gold level 10 seris things agony is a good idea and never heals even when doing nothing at all. I have no idea how people can even be this deft, even with no cards the cooldown is basically non existent.
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>>187305279
I admit I haven't tried her yet. Maybe Seris tier?
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>>187305190
what, it's more like Seris/Jenos closely followed by Damba then Ying/Grover then grohk
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>>187304060
I think if you fused those two pictures in a single character, the result would be pretty good.
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>>187304269
>pick strix
>at least 2 pieces of shit pick flankers or kinessa cause they couldn't pick strix
>every game for last 30
I lost about 150 elo already from this shit.
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>>187305263
i wouldn't compare any of the supports of paladins to Mercy, like, at all, their skill floor/ceilings is way higher than any character in overwatch, grover included. Most character. the whole game has a higher skill ceilings/floor than overwatch.
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>>187305614
Damba is the best healer, watch some pro matches
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>>187305614
>damba
>not at the top with jenos
lol?
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>Jenos with Space Jam V
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>>187305859
I remember when I first started watching the esports scene wondering who they could possibly pick as healer if the other team got Ying.
My friend and I were wondering why you would ever pick up a Mal-Damba.

Little did we know he's actually the best healer.
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>>187306079
This shit is so much fun. Jenos overall has so many amazing cards.
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>>187305612
I think her healing is still a little lacking in comparison to others, but she can deal quite a good amount of damage if you can aim properly.
Nothing will stop me from loving her though.
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>>187305614
Seris is shit tier at higher levels, she can't heal more than one person at a time and even if completely focused on a single target she is outhealed by Damba gourge+mouse click, Damba has a much longer range on his hitscan, she has a much lower 1vs1 potential and her invisibility is a bad escape when the enemy has enough braincells to not forget about her after it wears off, literally the only thing she has over snek is that it's easier to hit her heal, she's a clutch hero for baddies.
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>have a good match
>lose
I like but also hate this feeling
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I hate new Lex
He's Skye 2.0 now
I want old Lex back :((((((((
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>>187307026
>old Lex black
What did he mean by this?
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>>187300805
There is a difference between hitboxes in training and regular game? You got any comparison?
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>game runs like shit, can barely get 20fps
>format my pc
>get to play on max settings and get 120fps
>two weeks have passed
>game runs just as bad as it did before
Why? I didn't install anything new on my computer
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>>187307285
HE

HAS

NO

RANGE

HE

HAS

NO

MOBILITY
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>>187307591

Can't he just slide around willy-nilly with massive amounts of damage resistance? Closing to effective range should be easier than ever.
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>>187307591
He's also a killing machine under the name of THE LAW.
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>>187306373

It's so useless but so fun.
I thought he was super boring but now this is my favorite thing.
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>>187307285
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>>187307454

Did your PC settings revert or something?
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>>187307591
>he has no range
He's not supposed to have range, he's a goddamn flank. The fact that HiRez allowed him to deal competent midrange damage for so long is baffling, he felt more like a damage. He's more dangerous now up close, as it should be.

>he has no mobility
He's got pretty decent mobility, it's just that none of it is vertical. He's excellent at the flat approach though, you just can't take Death Hastens 99% of the time anymore. Lex, Zhin, and (eventually) Skye are all united in having lessened mobility relative to other flanks but the ability to engage frontlines who are bullying.
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I just want a win streak in comp
is that too much to ask for?
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>>187308931
Are you drafting well?
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>>187291987
H-HAYAI!
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>>187307454
Laptop or desktop?
My guess is why it runs at 20 its running off your CPU not GPU.
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>>187295615
Hitting his shield doesn't reset the roll.
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>>187307901

>using space jam in test maps
>guy on the enemy team is fascinated and uses it next match on the other team
>everyone on both teams is just like "woah dudes how ya doin that gotta try that"

I've started a cult lads
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Oh god current Lex is hilarious. There is no real spread on the pistols so the damage is just free.
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>>187308931
I just want a game without Strix or Kinessa. Is THAT too much to ask for?
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>>187310801
Play ranked and ban Nessa when Timber Mill comes up?
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>>187310801
pick strix and change in the last second.
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>>187310801
>All my games today have had a strix and kinessa
>I've been the strix everytime
>>
> Come back to paladins after quitting a week before Seris
> Train in the training map, adjust myself to the new champions
> BombKing STILL has that damn training map bug where he can't explode his bombs until they are sticked to someone
wtf man, BK was one of my man and there's still this fucking bug, how can i train reliably to get into casual and go back into competitive ???

also can you tell me if the base card of each new hero post-seris and seris is good or should i change them immediately? I noticed that rend souls on seris is very important and i really like agony so i'm going to go with a heal/defensive build for her. Rend souls 6 sec CD is insane.
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>>187311257
Train with bots.
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>>187311257
Just play casuals and bot games to remove rust? Training room is pretty much worthless even if the bugs weren't there. Sticking running pips isn't useful practice.
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>>187311257
you care way too much
just queue into a casual. there's no fucking way you'll be the worst.
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>>187311257
Siege/onslaught/payload training vs AIs gives full rewards regardless of account level now. So you can grind champion experience that way, along with gold.
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>Strix absolutely laying into our Jenos for five consecutive minutes because the latter bought Chronos instead of Wrecker

Guess the Strix player's red item.
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>>187311753
Bulldozer Deft hand would be too obvious
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>>187311753

But anon, by rushing Chronos, Jenos can get his Astral Mark down to 5.6 seconds, and his Void Grip down to 8.4 seconds. Surely, that can only benefit the team?
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>>187311341
>>187311409
>>187311476
it's just that it's been a while i haven't played a FPS, have made a long ass pause after i turned red playing overwatch because fuck that game paladins is better, so i'm retraining my kinessa flicking, grover shot, ying, mal damba my most played support/character all around :P
>>187311687
that's really neat, thanks.
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>>187311753
cauterize
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>>187311753
But Jenos just wanted to heal more. What's wrong with that?
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is Lian considered a Sniper??
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So! Which champions do you love to play, /palg/? Any that you wish you were better at playing?
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>>187286328
>Smite banned from palg because of an autistic Scyllaposter
woah great job anon enjoy having no thread to discuss your game
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Also, am i dreaming or "Presence" and "Valor" are the exact same attack only with different damage and one is a autoaim? the fuck is up with this character?
>>187314413
no, smite is not banned from palg because of an autistic scyllaposter, smite is banned from palg because it has no relation to paladins, it's not paladins and this general is for paladins only, go make your own thread.
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>>187314413
it wasnt because scyllaposter, you were banned because smitefags sucks
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>>187314337
I LOVE Ash, and I wish I could have an 80% Hook accuracy with Makoa.
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does anyone else have an uncontrollable urge to laugh really hard when you see a bronze border? I imagine you have to actively try to lose games to even get it.
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>>187314336
No?
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>>187314942
having it on my team isn't really funny
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>>187314337
Cassie and Attack Helicopter Ruckus are my favorites
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Idk how anyone can main jenos he's so fuckin boring
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>>187314337
Love playing Ash, Makoa, Fernando, Androxus, Damba, Cassie. I actually really enjoy playing most of the champions which is nice. Wish I was better at most of the other flanks but I get a serious case of tunnel vision when playing them so maybe it's best they aren't all that strong right now.
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For the SMITE stragglers that hang out here, there is a SMITE thread up. Post in it or let it die. It's all gravy

>>>187315541
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>>187314653
>>187314664
what? i don't even play Smite
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>>187314337
Just started with a fellow /xbro/, what are some of the better champions to buy first? So far I like Baric this rotation
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>>187316181

Barik's pretty solid-Architectonics is a great card if you get him.
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>>187315798
Scylla posting is still welcome here though!
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>First Pick, guy has masters
>Picks Viktor
>Proceeds to not get a single kill or elimination

Man the standards are low up there.
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>>187316550
no it isn't
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>Enemy Strix get so predictable with his stealth+corner peek+snipe that I can reliably counter-snipe him while he's completely invisible
I can just imagine the look on his face
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>>187316328
Duly noted, thanks. I also tried Tinkerin in the gun range, seems pretty useful
>>
Reminder that smitefriends are welcome in this thread.
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Is this a good bk loadout?
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>>187316715
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>>187316715
Yes, it is.
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Holy shit. I had no idea you could get this from Radiant Chests.
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>>187317001
requesting a hide/ignore/do not reply scylla posters image
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>>187316892

It is-Barik excels at area control, but his default range is pretty weak-Tinkerin gives him a means of defense if the other team has a lot of long-range fighters.
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>>187317207
It looks really nice
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>>187317207

And... for some reason having the body doesn't reduce the price of getting the head?
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>>187317278
Should be "loliposter"
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>>187317391
her default hair looks better tbqh
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>>187317391
inb4 it is not a bug but a intended change
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>Strix, Kinessa, and Grover on Brightmarsh
>Kinessa gets less than 12k damage
>Strix has 14 elims and 31 deaths
>Grover actually does alright

I hate blogposting but if HiRez releases ONE (1) more sniper character this game will go from mostly shit to entirely shit
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>play ying in competitive
>nobody pays attention to me because lol ying
>stay hidden most of the match spamming my illusions
>shoot non stop while taking cover
>end up with most damage and most healing but 0 capture time
>I reached diamond 1 by just doing this
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>>187318125
Get out of shitter elo. You will never see that shit on casual or comp.
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>>187316965
ur mums butt sure is
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>>187318368
>try this
>flankers come after me
>ded
>VHS VHS VHS
Ok.
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>>187316965

Do you really blow yourself up often enough that half damage from your stickies is a must?
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>>187316715
It is.
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Does res protect against Inara cripple?
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>>187318930
No, bulldozer does :>
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>>187318930
No, the slow is constantly applied
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>>187318742
For short range combat against flankers.
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>>187318970
>>187319026
As I thought, some guy was buggering me to buy res against her, anyway does this means that there's literally nothing M'koa can do against her? She always rapes me, it seems like a very hardcounter.
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>>187319242
That makes sense if your fernando
Just buy bulldozer and fuck her field up
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>>187319307
But how do you kill her without caut?
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>>187319242
Yup, she counters anything with mobility, if shes going that meme legendary
But anyway, if youre having trouble just play bit more careful against her and try destroying that shitty zone first then anything else
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>>187319380
theres 4 other fags on your team
unless you're paired up with huehues or they have a torvald most people prioritise cautrise
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>>187319380

Shoot her healer, presumably.
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>>187319464
>>187319380
>>187319307
>>187319242

Inara has no counters sorry lads
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>>187319380
Don't listen to these guys. Just buy caut, bulldozer is not worth it for her alone.
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>>187314337
I love playing BK, sha lin, willo and andro and I wish I was better with the four of them.
>>187316939
>air blast 4
???
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>>187318693
>flanks
>on diamond 1 elo
Hahaha what a great story mark
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>>187319669
this, she's literally perfect
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>Download game
>Playing second bot match
>Suddenly kicked back to the main menu
???
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>>187320035

damn this picture is terrible
the angles make no sense, what is going on with that midriff
it looks like he traced over a bunch of really shitty and disconnected references
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>>187320427
the bots were losing and hirez don't like that so they drop hacked your game.
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>>187320448

the more I look at it the worse it gets jesus christ
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>>187320427
Surely you weren't losing, right? R-right?
Either a typical server fuckup in good LoRez fashion, or one of your teammates drophacked.
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>>187320448
it's shitty deviantart stuff, what can you ask for?
Have a sunstone render
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>>187320427
>>187320608
Can someone please explain the drophack meme to me
I've been playing the game for almost a year now and have been disconnected from a match about 3 times total
It hasn't happened at all in the last few months
Is this an NA thing? I'm in EU
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Why does Zhin's voice sounds like he's talking through a filter? Is he robot?
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>>187319669
>no counters
laughingbombs.jpg
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>draft was a free win but since the trade system bugged some gold shitter who never played Damba before throws the game

They need to bring back level limitations if they're not even going to have a working system.
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>>187321464

you can block grumpy bombs with both wall and earthen guard though, anon
it's practically impossible to get hit by one unless you're a big boo boo bad player
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>>187321735
Dude what? Shes slow as shit, you throw 2, 3 bombs into her earth guard shit, throw bomb on top of her and shes dead, if she walls, you throw a poppy over and force her to react, its a piece of fucking cake
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>>187321908

2-3 bombs into her Earthen Guard? Anon, what you describe would barely deal visible damage.
70% damage reduction with 120hps + 80% increased external healing.
What good would throwing a Poppy Bomb over her wall do? Do you mean using Poppy Bomb to jump over it? You would get killed long before you did anything significant to her.

I'm not sure I even understand what you're describing because your english is very bad.
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>>187323124
Me englando no good
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why do i start getting competant teammates AFTER i get demoted
this has happened two times. get to diamond 1, have 5 games of utter fucking bad luck with silver teammates, retards, throwers, the like, back to diamond 2, then boom here's a full team of diamonds and a grandmaster yw <3333
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>>187323516
im terrible at this game and cant even and im somehow im diamond2
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>>187323721
i just want masters man
i want to show people that i REALLY do have an intact frontal lobe
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>>187323721
Can't even what?
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>>187323907

But anon, if you had an intact frontal lobe you wouldn't be sitting inside all day playing this shitty video game.
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Jesus christ, i forgot how Fernando was so fucking annoying. Not a "He's OP" ways, he's a literal bulletsponge that exist only to fucking stall the objective and not die because he got two escape. Who had the idea to make this guy, seriously? It was nice never seeing him back then when he was a bad pick, but holy shit burning throught his health/shield is slow even with wrecker 3..
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>let enemy team pick willo and drogoz
>someone on your team picks androxus
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>>187324054
okay
like half a frontal lobe
that's good enough yeah
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>>187324319
*drains your shield*
another victory for science
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>>187319880
I'm D1 and still I see retards picking zhin
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>>187323124
>>187323514
Ok sorry, i cant let this just slide like that
Anything with aoe almost makes inara cry like a little bitch no matter what, bk is one of the worst ones because of the numerous ways he can fuck her up
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>>187324372
>describe a bad scenario
>post a smug picture
???
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>>187325530
Did you expect any better from a frogposter?
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>>187318368
It's crazy how people ignore you as Ying. To much of a hassle to deal with I suppose.
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>facing a 5 man memestack as a bunch of randoms on quarry
>absolute cancer Makoa + Damba that doesnt even require a brain to hold the point, enemy Damba didn't even buy anything except Chrono 3 to spam gourd
>Cassie, Evie and Drogoz just got behind us
Anyway, the Cassie I was against rolled once then rolled again half a second later, I've seen her do three rolls in a row, how is this possible?
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>>187325246

I'm sorry anon, what you say still makes no sense. Why would AoE damage have a different effect on her than single target damage?

Killing her healer, catching her out of position, and surrounding her while Earthen Guard is down is the only way to do the deed. Bomb King is no better at it than anyone else.

Drogoz is the only exception because he can firespit over the top of the wall without exposing himself.
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>>187325916
They can't bring themselves to harm such a cute person.
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>>187325916

Her healing output is so low that you can just blow up the tank and move on to the DDs. She's also extremely easy to kill when focused, so I highly doubt that anon is telling the truth about ranking with her. I know it's hard to believe, but people do sometimes lie on the internet.
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>be me
>finally get to platinum V
>still get put in silver shitter games

why does this happen to me?
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>>187326019
sommersault build, it's risky but rewarding.
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>>187326019
Cassie has a card that reduces her roll cooldown by a lot if she hits the shot after a roll. So if she hits her shots she can just roll around everywhere shitting out big hits. Naturally, she's meta as fuck.
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Is Paladins any better now?
I've left this game for about 5-6 months but i've spent 200 hours and it just didn't feel like fun anymore.Toxic teamates,people picking champs from whatever category they feel like(mostly dmg champs) thus getting wrecked by hte enemy team etc
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>>187326019
there is a card that reduces the roll cooldown in 4 sec if you hit the first hit after rolling. I like to play cassie like that, insane amounts of movement as a reward for your good aim
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>>187326026
Makes no sense? You do realise you can throw your bombs over the wall, right? You do realise that once you destroy the field inara is dead no matter what, right? The reason that she suffers more from aoe than single target is because you are killing her twice as fast
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>>187326673
nah anon, don't try to justify this piece of shit OP card by saying it reward aim. It reward nothing seeing how big the hitbox are, you are braindead if you miss a shot where you can take your time after a roll.
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>>187326791

>when you destroy the field inara is dead no matter what

I'm sorry Anon, I'm trying really hard to understand.
Warder's Field is only 20% of the damage reduction. She would still have 50% damage reduction, 120hps, and +80% healing received.
I can't imagine why you think killing it would result in her death, or why dealing damage to it would somehow equate damage to her.
Are you sure you understand what her abilities do?

The wall is of a sufficient height that BK bombs don't do much damage to her over the wall, even when they are detonated at precisely the right moment, unless you are standing on an area that is significantly higher. You would not come close to killing her before Earthen Guard is back up.
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>>187327359
you cannot take your time when you are being chased 24/7 by an actually braindead flank
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>be noob shitter
>hate Evie
How do I deal with this crap? Every time I play damage or flank I can barely hold my own against her, the ice block being the absolute worst offender
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>tfw want to give another chance to comic making but I wonder if I should add an original character donut steal to spice things up.
I was thinking in a cute astronaut, I wonder if all take place in one single planet.
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Yay
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>>187328350

Congratulations, anon!
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>>187328220
pick maeve
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>>187328220
sha lin can stun her it's literally the best counter for evie
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>>187328220
Bomb King, if she ice blocks near you just mine the ground around it and detonate when she comes out
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Is it possible to place into masters, or is Diamond 1 the best you can do?
Does it take into account all stats fairly, or will I be considered less favorably for playing a frontliner even if I do a shit load of damage?
If it considers damage mitigated, will I be considered even less favorably for playing Inara?
Are you actually more likely to have teammates that are not braindead in competetive, or is it only for epeen?
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>>187328220
Bomb king can meme on her, Lian is a pretty easy counter especially with the auto-aim and her good speed to dodge shots.
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>>187328672
it's a closed system m8, nobody but medium resolution knows.
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>>187328982

So in other words it's programmed terribly and probably completely meaningless. Gotcha.
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>>187328294
uhm.. wrong general? unless you want to draw comic about paladins, then don't put you shitty OC alright
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>>187328672
At this point I doubt even if you won all 15 you'd make it into masters since the TP at the top just got inflated hard after the first week. Only way M/GM change spots at this point is people either not playing ranked at all or somehow losing >50%. Still not even sure if its possible to drop divisions or not.

That said competitive have been decent games, Casuals were a cluster fuck before hand and now is no different. Night and day between the modes on average.
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>>187326117
I mean, you are right, she is the cutest girl to ever grace this world, but something about your picture bothers me. She looks ominous, and I don't like it.
She has a pure heart and pristine morals, and seeing her depicted like this upsets me a little.
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>>187329421
>elves
>pure
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>>187329657
Yeah, elves are pure love
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>>187329712
More like pure shit
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>>187329712
sluts
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>>187329421
Ying is a literal slut that got Grohk
Skye & Cassie have daddy issue
Maeve literally has to serve man cock to survive in the street and get food
Lian is a pure girl
Ash is a pure girls that is tought on the outside but sweet on the inside when she opens up to you and get all shy
Seris is a pure girl that don't know what is sex because she had to be put away from society so she didn't have to see the future of everyone by looking at them, hence the blindfolds
Inara is Grover's lover's, get his seed everynight.
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>>187330109
>Lian is a pure girl
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>jump into comp
>picking last, for some miracle reason we already have two tanks, a support and a flanker, so it's up to me to pick a damage dealer
>late night, wanna go spray and pray
>Viktor is banned
>'kay
>pick Tyra
>played maybe one match with her in casual before
>"y iz lvl 1 Tyra in comp wtf pls fix matchmaking"
>we win 4-1
>get a thingy for being the best damage dealer
It's amusing how people think you need to have more than an hour on Viktor or Tyra to do well in a game with extremely forgiving hitboxes.
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>>187330486
>Viktor is banned

That just means the game is a free win.
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wtf why does Strike have better skins than the game its based on?
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>>187328464
Is this a joke or? How does she help against Evie?

>>187328471
>>187328567
>>187328712
Thanks
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>>187330852
>Is this a joke or? How does she help against Evie?

You will have the same impact alive or dead so she is only losing time by killing you :^)
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>>187330450
he's right
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>>187330809
i would say hi rez is busy "fixing" other stuff and pumping out champs.
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>>187330109
Damnit Maeve
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>trying out Andro in casual
>trying to counter-snipe Kinessa with +50% damage on headshots card
>she kills me
>look at the kill cam
>my head and her reticle were on different sides of the galaxy
Fun.
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>>187331292

Probably-they've been running on a super-aggressive schedule for releasing characters for a long time now. The Strike skins might just be concepts that they otherwise didn't have time or resources to pursue in the main game.
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>>187330109
Inara doesn't even acknowledge grovers existence, she seems to respect Makoa though, probably since they have similar jobs.

also,
>Lian
>pure

https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/d/d7/Princess_SP_Ability1_2.ogg
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>>187331472
i wouldn't mind if they stop after 40 champs. We have a good designed cast (for the most part) andhave most playstyles covered.
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>>187330109
>All these slander and lies.
There is nothing wrong with Ying or Yingposter
Also I will never stop saying Grohk is hinted gay
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>keep getting matched with teams who take 3 tanks and kill nothing in competitive
what the fuck happened between now and yesterday that dropped everyone's iq by double digits
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>>187331730
Grohk is lightningsexual
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>>187331756
>Finally get the double frontline team
>nando stands on point with his shield up till he dies
>barrick went full shield upgrades
I just want to high roll and get a decent team once.
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>>187331756
Tank mains already have single digit IQs, you just got unlucky and got 3 on one team
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>>187331991
Grohk is rapesexual.
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>>187332310
I want weebs to get the fuck out and bring the orc rape meme with them
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>no hot stone massage from inara
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>>187317207
You've always been able to get uncommon skins since the tier was added.

>>187317391
Relog? I got a discount when I rolled lian's hair.
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>>187331349
yeah.. the street is harsh buddy, she's a failed catgirl prototype that Torvald lost a long time ago when trying to make a daughter when doing his sciencey thing and executing the recipe for daughter in his scribe
she's a prostitute, anon.
>>187331703
i like having a huge cast of character to choose from that covers every niche and situation possible so the meta will always be everchanging and you will get a tons of Ruckus-like situation where X character that wasn't picked in the current meta suddenly shoot up in the meta without any balancing done to him. that was funny. ruckus was pretty fine back then. so yeah, i'd mind a little bit if they stopped making character especially considering they are at 83 character on Smite.

atleast i know one thing: it's better than OW, there's more freedom in choice and variety of character desu. The only thing that really tick me off is the skin system when you got a huge roster, how do they do on Smite with 83 character? Do the least used character get a skin as much as the most used?
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>>187332503
It's not a meme. It's part of their culture.
Stop being a bigot.
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>>187332568

If you do well next match, anon, you might get a kiss on the forehead.
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>>187332193
Fuck you
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Is Lian a steppy lady?
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>>187333095
Maeve is pure and a virgin you filibuster
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>>187333095
i can see your point, but a huge cast will lead to problems like balancing issues, archtype repetition (think about 4 or more snipers in one team) and a certain degree of character burn out. if they want to introduce more lore characters they could make them skins. but there are only so many shooter mechanics and too much repetition isn't good.
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>>187333152
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/3/38/Inara_VGS_Other_G_O.ogg
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>>187330809
>>187331292
>>187331472
its because they keep adding voice packs for the skins
which is fucking stupid
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>Gold IV to platinum III

I did not expect that. Other than the last 3 matches I played like shit.
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>>187334628

Guess you did really well in those last three, then.
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>>187334493
I remember complaining a lot about Cosmetic in TF2 and Artstyle consistency in general back then when i was still playing Valve game
i just.. didn't know about Smite and paladins. It's.. worse? nah, it's not worse than tf2; but it's much more elaborate than in tf2 and well made than in it atleast. But holy shit, i thought the only kind of customization you could possibly do is only physical, but those fucking jews created the "Voicepack" concept, something that should be free for everyone is not and they're making additional one that have no relations to the character in question, only the skins it get shipped with. It's insane, i was extremely surprised when i saw that in september 2016 after the horrendous Code green Viktor and the nice Genie Ying in particulars. Voice pack are completely useless excepted the default, why do they feel the need to make one for each "legendary" skins they make? I'm sure they could make skins a lot faster if only they stopped doing this shit. Most of the time they're garbage, like Genie Ying, it sound really off.
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I've been playing about three days now and I have to ask, are Kinessa and Maeve bad or do they attract bad players? There's one of them every game and they performance is always subpar.
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>>187335743
hirez are the biggest jews in the gaming industry
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>>187335805
they're both hard to play with and mostly situational
also they attract the worst players in the game
so both
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>>187335805
Kinessa is viable, but hard to play "right", and it attract shitters as >>187335980
said
i wouldn't say she's situational.. she's pretty flexible in terms of loadout to fit many situations, i'd argue that she can be viable in smaller, more narrows map even with the right build. Myself got a little mix of all of those with unscope/scope speed faster, faster walking speed when scoping, and i invested point into the teleporter speed/cd/ and hitting people with the carbine lowers its cooldown very fast so it makes me really fucking hard to reach and kill.
Can't say shit for Maeve, but i know that she's garbage and unfun to play against if the player is experienced, but she was worse back then when she was S-tier. She's also broken apparently, she's slower than before, attack speed slower than before, sound out of sync with the attack..
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>>187336681
also i use the 50% more damage on headshot legendary cause i'm not a shitters, just like my androxus.
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>>187336807
I only ever see hackers use HWR.
Are you a hacker anon?
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>>187335743
>nah, it's not worse than tf2
Paladins' visuals are way more tonally inconsistent than what TF2 has.
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>>187337234

Well, yeah. Paladins skins are all over the fucking place, and they've pretty much changed their mind on the core aesthetic partway through development.
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>Strix is infinite stealth Sha Lin
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>>187336681
Kinessa is shit simply because if enemy has Strix you're just a free kill for him.
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MOBA-style drafting system for ranked is garbage.
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>>187337641

Why is that?
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>>187336923
nope, i'm not a hacker. I'm the real deal.
>>187337234
Banana hat, pony hat, Garbage green/pink paint, or paint customization in general, lime scout is worse than Homosexuals Chiron or MayMay skadi.
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would you judge me if I draw a porn comic about a certain cat girl going down the hooker road
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>>187337698
It's probably because I'm used to games where you can freely (TF2, OW) or somewhat freely (Dirty Bomb) switch characters around, but this whole system with bans, having to wait for your turn to pick, having to argue with your teammates about who gets to perform what role, etc. is just 100% not fun material for me. That and I just never liked the way most MOBAs play.
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>>187338294

Aggressively and unceasingly.

The same way I'd fap over said comic.
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>>187338294
go ahead, will she please old fat ugly guys too?
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>>187338294
i'm going to need to see your portfolio first anon
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>>187337641
Not really, drafting is pretty important in a game like this since there are so many variables to account for. Bans are needed especially for a game that gets bi weekly patches. There are going to be incredibly stupid you and many others will not want to deal with, so they get to ban.

>>187338595
Where are you at? I've never seen people really argue over shit outside the occasional cry about bans, hell I had a game earlier today where a platinum lost his shit I banned Lian instead of Willo. Our draft was much better, they picked Willo second pick and we won 4-0 easily. Guy even apologized for it. Overall most people are friendly outside the occasional guy on a losing streak that can't control himself yet.

Paladins isn't like Mobas, all the roles are actually fun and worth playing. I've found competitive far more stimulating majority of the time where casuals were a cluster fuck more often then not.
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>>187338294
do it!
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It's not my fault we lost because Fernando wasn't protecting me
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I'd really like a mime skin for our favorite french catgirl (even tho i'm french and i think her accent is german but i accept it), and a lil cinematic where she is presenting to a public in Paris a little mime show and get tons of money from the public, then the camera advance on her face and she suddenly wakes up and you find out she's in a rather dirty place and she start talking to a stray cat about that strange dream in a strange world with big metal towers, and that she was happier in the dream than right now.

Really, i think it would be cute and sad at the same time.
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>>187337641
What would you prefer?
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>>187335743
>>187335840
How is them recording voice packs for skins a jew move? the voice packs are included with the skins, they cost money to record.

Also how many games do you know that actually let you get cosmetics for free?
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The minor Skye changes over the last few patches are starting to add up.
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>>187340278
Are you a shitter? Skye is trash and always wil be, she needs more buffs to her damage!
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>>187339054
I don't mean "argue" as in "yelling in caps in the chat", more like people going "Imma pick support", "nah, imma pick support", "y did you pick that dps, it's shit", "leave me Seris", "but I'm a Seris main, man", stuff like that. And since you can't switch heroes mid-match, you're basically stuck with what you have, even if you, say, have to pick first and then the enemy team gets a hard counter for you.

>>187339520
I don't know, honestly. I don't think free switching will work for Paladins, but I wouldn't mind at least getting rid of waiting for your turn when you need to pick.
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>>187339451
>Can't protect yourself as Sha Lin
He's like one of the safest damages to use, even when the enemy is close-ranged.
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the people in master and grandmaster are insane
the people in diamond may as well be bronze against them
this ranked 2.0 is so shit because everyone in M/GM has lvl 300+ accnts and 20k hours played
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>>187340685
>the system is bad because good people go up while bad people go down

anon, pls
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>>187340685
>the people in master and grandmaster are insane
nope. They just play Fernando , Strix and Cassie nonstop.
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>>187340074
the voicepack money could be used to make more skins, more content for the game.
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>>187339054
>the roles are actually fun and worth playing
There is an entire role that is almost completely useless and for the most part not fun.
>>187340685
>people in the top 2% are better than the 98%
I think that's the way rankings work
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>>187340897
>Raynday is diamond
admit it,it's too easy to climb
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>>187334493
Agreed. Not every skin needs a VP.
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>>187339457
Lower your expectations of skins from hirez
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>>187341492
I just want a nurse skin for my girl.
Is that too much to ask from them?
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>>187341649
Yes.
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>>187341649
Really, it's not. I'm surprised they haven't done it already.
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>>187341649
let's hope they're going to do a real steam workshop..
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>>187341649
>>187341812
I bet the chinese mobile moba version is going to get a nurse skin before paladins does

Seeing those skins has made me so disappointed
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>>187340897
>>187340958
>>187341220
nah u dont understand the skill difference between master and diamond is way too huge for them to even be matched together
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>>187341980
don't think you want that
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>>187342316
of course it's going to be a curated workshop by the devs, but cherrypicking obvious joke item won't help your point. there has been tons of shit i loved from the tf2 workshop.
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>>187342042

Give it time, anon. Once the rush of champion releases is over, the devs can probably put more focus on skins for existing characters, and possibly start sharing them across the projects.
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>>187341812
>>187342042
To be fair Replicant was recent-ish, so I guess it's only fair others get skins too.
I just want her to be happy, is all.
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>can hear someone's open mic while people are still joining
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Maeve needs a new skin more than any of the other heroes.
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>>187343035
i want to fuck robo ying
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>>187343164
>game bugs when you load so that you can't mute them when you get into game
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>10 TP to master
>don't want to go there because I will be pressured to over perform every single time
What do?
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>other team is two gms, a master, a plat, and a diamond, in a party
>we have two unranked, two diamonds and a silver, instalock strix
Why did they have to make it wins in siege?
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What's with these torvalds who play him like a flanker? What the fuck?
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>>187343478
get to master then stop playing comp
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>>187343893
>stop playing comp
I'd rather lose points with better matches.
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>>187343478
stop caring about what other people think?
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haha
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>>187344465
This one actually made me laugh and I'm not being condescending
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>>187344465
This meme was dead on arrival
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>diamond
>get matched with complete idiots, not even buying items
>wonder how they ever made it to diamond
>losing horribly
>suddenly drophacked
really makes you think
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>>187344465
the peak of this meme was pic related
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Buff maeve
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>>187346075
Muscle loli?
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>>187346075
Rework Maeve imo
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>>187346261
Absolutely not
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>>187346075
Give Maeve a micro-bikini
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>>187347036
Those are shit tier
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>>187347036
Of course!
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>>187347036
sling bikini
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>>187347036
Maybe?
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>>187347409
Flatter
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>>187347847
I tried making it with photoshop, but it looked so wrong.
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>>187347036
give maeve a long beautiful dress that's too big for her
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>>187348428
She should get Ying's outfit to match the taunt.
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give maeve the heartbreaker skin
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>>187348428
I want to see Maeve and Ash in summer dresses
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schoolgirl uniform for Maeve!
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>>187304060
id tap the one on the left so hard.
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>>187347409
>adding tits to DFC characters
Sin worse than murder.
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>>187349250
This!
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>tfw top play doesn't show me spray
What's even the point then?
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>>187349369
Same.
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What if Maeve had a magitech flintock pistol instead of only shitty knives? Then they could give her a hitscan attack and wouldn't break her Victorian aethetics.
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>>187349442

I got one as Barik once, when I had all three turrets going; pulled my gun and killed two, then danced while two more died. It was so stupid.
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>>187350257
>3 turrets
I thought it was max 2 turrets?
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>>187350257
>three turrets
Your ult included? Yeah I've had some dumb ults, was currently going through my gallery and trimming all the clips of top plays I remembered to save I saw one of when level 2 Skye and it was me killing a pip then ulting two people and only killing one and assisting the other one.
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>>187350425

Yes, but his Ult adds a third.
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maeve should have nine lives replaced with a new skill
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>first pick support
>next three pick tanks
What the hell am I supposed to pick now?
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>>187351332

Your damage of choice, anon.
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>>187350425
>>187350504
>>187350506

Yeah, I popped my ult because I was getting swarmed, and the ult adds a third turret. I've got the Barik loadout where my legendary makes my turrets stronger, and standing near the turrets heals them and heals me, etc, so some games, it's straight up easy mode, at which point I'll sometimes do the little dance taunt.
I know that's obnoxious, but I'm having fun.
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>>187351332
damage or another support
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>>187351387
But Ruckus is my damage of choice!
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>>187351332

Maeve, obviously. But play her as a sniper.
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>>187349250
But anon, Maeve is illiterate.
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>>187351409
>I know it's obnoxious, but I'm having fun
Yeah that's why I love spraying, just last game a sprayed a flanking torvald and I could feel his salt through the TV
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>>187351530

Then play Ruckus, anon.
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>>187351694

I did a spray and a dance in one match where I was the only ranked person there (casual match), and the chat turned into "wtf dude" and "srslY?!?"

Grand. It was grand. Won that one, despite my team being a bunch of todds.
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>>187344465
Wonder how the people feel becoming a meme.
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>>187351704
>3 tank match yesterday
>enemy almost delivering on their first and only attempt
>me as damba stall cart aggainst 4 while the 3 return from spawn
Thats some tension
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>>187352043
well, that one old man said he feels miserable that his only lasting mark on the world is being a stock image in a bunch of internet memes.
>>
>we are being stomped hard
>we manage to turn it around on the last round
>we are at 80% cap while they have 0%
>the server starts shitting itself hardcore and everyone is teleporting
>suddenly at 90% they start gaining capture
>getting booted back to lobby
>match history says its a loss

ok
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>kinessa in comp
>potg is him missing a whole clip, ulting, and then getting two kills in 5 shots
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>>187353187
potg is shit, can i skip it yet
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>still no not!DIO champion
hi-reeeeeeeeez???
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>>187353562
hi wryez will never make him
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>>187353562

Why would you want a champion like that, anon? More than likely, they'll turn out to be completely useless.
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>>187353562
Good.
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>smgen was ruined by waifu posters
>undercover psyops currently making this general turn into waifu posting as well

Enjoy your slow death, palg.
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i just had a match as Makoa against a Strix, a Kinessa and an iron sight Viktor, we won it in 7 minutes.
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>>187354134
Undercover psywhat?
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>accidentally say needs healing as a mal
>frontline says I'm on it
Glad I won this match with 40k more healing than Jenos, maybe heal more and flank less you queer.
>>187351991
Nice no chat because console I just know when someone is tilted, and it's great ive had people message after a match and tell me I'm whats wrong with gaming communities
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>>187354134
good luck with that
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>>187354134
Hello newfriend, in the dark early times this general was kept alive by a healhy dose of waifusposting, it's part and parcel of being a general.
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>>187355012
I want lian to step on me
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>guy bans makoa and picks his 4 evie
>next guy goes kinessa
>I pick nando as I want to win
>last two guys turn to pick
>some sub 13 y/o comes on mic and says pick whoever you want
>match gets dropped
Thanks mate
>next match guy first picks Jenos and I pick nando
>other team has torvald, a maeve and zhin
>also gets dropped
No thanks mate, also bronze borders make me laugh because they are so much smaller than even silver
>>187355012
>dark hair Lian
Good taste
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>>187355012
waifu posting is okay, when it is done in doses
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>>187355159
Then you must kneel.
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>>187354134
>waifu posting board
>ruined by waifu poster
Why are we still here?
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>>187354134
That's a symptom, not the sickness.
There will be guys talking about waifus from the start... and the amount of waifu posting will stay mostly unchanged. However, as time progresses, the interest in the game itself will wane. Thus, threads go from 90 posts about game and 10 posts about waifus to 1 post about game and 9 posts about waifus.
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>>187355253
Define "doses".
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>>187355597
There isn't enough ying in the thread.
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Just got plat 3. I'm happy with it.
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>>187354134
Obviously we need to post more gay.
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I want Lian to collapse my trachea with her heels!
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>>187355789
there is too much already
>>187355597
a few times per thread max
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>>187355789
Ying pls
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>>187356015
>STILL no fernando lewds
paladongs........
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>>187356179
I'm sorry, I can't help it. I love her too much.
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Is it literally impossible to gain ranks by maining FL and support
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>>187356715
please, seek help and play some more nando
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>>187356725
>FL
Uhhhh isn't nando like the easiest person to carry with
>support
Duo with someone and be a heal slut or be a decent Jenos/really good mal and hope you get a decent tank or two.
>>
Alright /palg/, you may now post 1 (one) more picture of the undoubtedly best girl of the game.
Reminder to spend your waifuposting allowance wisely!
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>>187356725
Nope, that's all I play and I'm diamond 1. Learn to play better.
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>>187356725
>he doesn't main M'koa
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>>187356942
Okay
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>mfw my team of diamonds stomped a team of masters going full meta
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tyra buffs when
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>>187357219
Whenever I get into that situation we never have a chance because morale just sinks.
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>>187357219

Valencia should have proved it, anon-blind adherence to the "meta" won't stop you from getting your ass kicked.
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>>187341076
That doesn't explain how that makes them a jew. Jews are supposed to have an unnatural affinity for producing money while spending as little as possible, Hi-Rez is the opposite of that (that is not a compliment).
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>>187356495
Fernando/Sha slashfic redone with full animation when?
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>tfw i get players so retarded that they can't kill a kinessa walking on point
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>>187357835
>tfw I get players so retarded they don't know the point exists
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>>187356495
If Sha Lin can barely get any lewds, chance for Fernando lewds are little to none.
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>playing siege on Frozen Guard
>win point
>push cart a little past the wooden underpass
>it stops moving
>it's contested
>we repeatedly kill four members of the enemy team in the struggle to find out who is contesting
>we are all confused
>notice Torvald has been missing for all that time
>fight goes on for a good couple minutes before it hits me
>Torvald was hiding in the nearby bush doing essentially nothing but contesting
>no one even noticed
>me included
>wasn't until I started shooting him out of it that he stepped out and team took him down
>finish push successfully
>win
>Torvald says "nobody ever checks the bush lol" in postgame chat
He played us like a damn fiddle, that old man.
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>>187356942
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>>187358293
What, no one shot the bush even by accident?
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>>187358478
Disgusting.
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>>187358726
>t. Cassie
Don't be mad you can't roll out of best girls ult
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>>187358507
I shot at it a couple times out of confusion to see if there was the possibility someone was there, but I didn't get hitmarkers or anything. Hell, I even walked into it to discard it as an option and I saw absolutely nothing.
It wasn't until I very purposely walked deep in it and randomly shot all around me that Torvald magically revealed himself. My team was moderately competent, but I'm almost sure if it hadn't been for me no one would've found out where he was.
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>>187358293

Let that be Torvald's greatest lesson, anon. Sometimes, you just need a faceful of bush to proceed.
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>>187359627
That's both hilarious and doubtlessly frustrating.
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>>187359627
>>187359784
>>187360061
>The Stealth Grass are clusters of tall grass located in specific areas in most maps. Stealth Grass allows champions to go into stealth to hide in plain sight when they enter the area. If a player enters one, they and their teammates will gain vision of whats inside it.

>Champions are revealed when a player of the opposite team enters the bush or when they take any kind of action. Channeled skills such as Evie's Ice Block will not reveal the champion for the entire duration, only when the skill is activated (took action), or canceled early (took action).

>Skye's Smoke Screen acts very much like a deployable stealth grass, except that enemies are unable to see inside the cloud even if one of their teammates is in it.

Basically, you can't reveal people inside it by shooting at it, only if they do an action or you have someone else standing inside it as well.
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Remember that anon who got to Platinum I with 11/4?
This is him now
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>>187360994
i had 12/3 and got plat 5. stuck with retards and i mean actual retards ever since.
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>>187338595
character drafting is a lazy but arguably necessary way of forcing variety in your meta. If you could freely pick your character in this game, we'd have the exact same Fernando/Ruckus/Jenos/Drogoz every single competitive match.
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>>187361402
i stopped thinking for a second, I meant Fernando/Makoa.
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>jenos(me), viktor, ying, andro, maeve
>vs tyra, torvald, Seris, ash, nando
>we lose obviously but somehow drag it to 3/4
You have no idea how much I was hoping the last guy wouldn't pick a character and he'd take the deserter but he didn't and he picked maeve. We could have easily won that if we had at least one fucking tank, I mean we somehow got it to fucking 3/4 with two flanks and zero tanks, and they had three tanks.
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>>187361402
I think banning is pretty good. It means we don't have to worry much about OP champs dominating everything.
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>>187356942
i payed a small fortune to make this webm count as proof.
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>>187362394
>ronin set with blonde bangs
Man of taste.
I gave her the Americannon, though.
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>diamond
>bans viktor and picks Lian
Well you did one thing right
t. Gold
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>>187362765
>no more hitscan cancer
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>>187362830
>wasting a ban
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>>187354134
Waifuposting won't work on us, we are all homos.
Try Fernandoposting next time.
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Has someone here got problems with Error type 7? i want to play again but i can't fix this shit
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>>187363448
delete system32
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>>187354448
>frontline says I'm on it
Better get ready, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
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>>187363448
Send a support ticket?
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>>187363448

Well, here's what the support page has to say:
http://hirezstudios.force.com/support/articles/en_US/Knowledge/EAC-Untrusted-System-File-Type-7/?q=error+7&l=en_US&fs=Search&pn=1
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>>187363534
epic XD
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>still no invite for Paladins Strike
Come on, Hirez.
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>>187363807
u mad?
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>>187362765
Diamond my fucking ass
>keeps shooting into Zhins counter
>did less damage than anyone in entire game but two people and those people were mal and seris
>went 5/10/9
>never got a kill with ult
Also
>plat nando
>fucking pussy who went aegis and did only 4k more damage than me, keeps spamming needs healing
>I have 100k healing
Starting to believe you guys when y'all say that diamonds and plats are fucking retards, best part was the other team went two flank and their mal only did 45k healing. Props to our Evie though, she went 23/9 and did the most damage out of everyone.
t. Gold
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>>187364180
I'm a diamond, and let me tell you, I'm a shitter.
And it's not only diamonds/plats, masters are very often brainlets too.
Ranks are not proportional to skill at all.
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>>187365007
This. I'm bronze and I can win against z1 easily.
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>>187365109
I'm unranked and I can win against you easily :^)
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Maybe I should just do my comp placements already, only level 26 but casual matches are starting to kill me inside.
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>>187366024
I'm not gonna stop you, but I think it might be ill-advised to do so on weekend.
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>>187366024

You should-always good to push yourself a little, see what you can do.
>>
Some champions like Skye or Nando don't have their top play lines yet, right?
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>>187366297

Yeah, there's some voicelines missing from various champions regarding various things, and some that have stuck around despite no longer being applicable.
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loli champs
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>>187367093
No
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so weird that this is a semi popular general now
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MANKINI SKIN FOR TORVALD WHEN????
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Newfag here. How does this game compare to Overwatch and Battleborn?
i'm a consolefag btw
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>>187367550
>console
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>>187367550
>console
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How the fuck can people be so fucking shit at this game? How the fuck can you be worse than fucking bots by so much
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>>187360994
11-4 and landed Plat 4. Made it to Plat 3. All I want is my fancy diamond border. Why the fuck is it so hard? Queues are so long in NA when you have a low account level. I'm at 30
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>>187367550
>console
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>>187367550
>console
>>
>>187367592
>>187367598
>>187367636
>>187367638
I guess I'm leaving then.
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>>187367730
see ya
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>>187367730
unlucky
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>>187367730
>fps on console
No one will miss you
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GREAT FUCKING MATCHMAKING LOW-REZ
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>>187367297
Hopefully the game takes off so I don't have to sit in queue for two years
>>187367550
Console here, it's fun and free.
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>>187368021
>console
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>>187367971
>2 snipers
what did you think was gonna happen anon? your ash got bullied off point. have to be on point to win, doesn't matter how many people you kill
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>>187368021
>console
>>
>ash against ash and barik
>team bitching about how i'm not standing on the point with their ash and barik while our jenos runs in to die over and over.

The problem isn't the 3 damage dealers that can't push enemy team off the point it's the frontline not being able to solo 2 frontlines and a healer
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>>187368464
solo ash can become suffering really easy :^(
>>
>tfw just went 31/10/14
>236k damage
You're welcome team
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>>187368464
iktf anon
don't beat yourself up too much over casuals tho
>>
so like what do you do against Drogoz if you don't have a sniper
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>>187368997
cry
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>>187368997
pick maeve
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>>187368997
shot him with any other hitscan character
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>>187368997
kill his team before he kills yours. If he does not get a kill, he will be vulnerable on ground level while his thrust is on CD, use this chance and try to kill him.
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>it's a frontline switches to flank because they think 2 frontlines is bad

AHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERY FUCKING TIME THESE DUMB FUCKS
>>
>two diamonds, two plats and a gold
lol
>one of the diamonds wouldn't shut the fuck up about how bad our team was
>we won 4/0
lol
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>>187369505
>Win first round 2/0
>Take point but fail the final push
>WOOOOOOOOOW GUYS YOU FUCKING SUCK
>Win the next round anyway
I don't fucking get the people who play this game
>>
When will we get some fucking lore?
>>
>>187369854
end of the year
>>
>>187369505
>>187369602
I really only say something if some dumbshit bitches first, or my team is actually super retarded like everyone just going in 1v5 to their deaths.
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>>187369197
if someone else is playing frontline then i'm switching to flank because i only want the absolute bare minimum required to play the game. Otherwise I'm going to play my useless fun role.
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>>187370275
>>187369602
I understood his anger because our plat Jenos wasn't healing and took void grip leggo but he was acting like cancer the entire match
>only good thing is the other team is somehow worse than ours
>willo use your ult you fucking cunt, suck my dick you stupid bitch, wait no I'm tyra, lick my cunt you stupid bitch
>willo(me) had ult for like 30 secs of last match and realized that it would be better to save for next round
>banned Skye
>told me to choose kinessa or literally anyone because we were going to lose anyway
Looking back I understand why Jenos was practically throwing.
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>more than 4k damage than their Lian top dps
Ash is so good, if anyone could take the damage spot Ash would be a frequent one
>>
>Lian that has deft hands 2 and nothing else complaining about other people on the team being bad
>the only person she outdamages is the healer

I really hope these people leave after the chest weekend is over
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>>187370863
Banning Skye is a completely legitimate strategy. It means your team can't pick her
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXG9nupdagk
Full Chinese backed remodels when?
That troublemaker Evie makes my kokoro go doki doki.
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>>187370956
if you spend the entire game doing nothing but shooting scratch damage at other tanks that inevitably gets healed all game, then you'll of course have highest damage.
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>>187370956
Try turret Barik.
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>Silver 1
>Que for Comp
>Enemy is full 3 Diamonds, 2 Plats and their DPS is a pro player
>Win game somehow
>Gain 15TP

Can someone explain the fucking joke of a ranked system this game uses?
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>>187371446

It expects great things of you, anon.
>>
>>187371446
Who was the pro player?
>match making
>existing in paladins
Pick one
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>>187371446
so your that guy I always matchmake with in plat?
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>>187371591
Joelz
All I know is he was really good and had a very shiny border I hadn't seen before, and when I googled his name vods of esports came up.
>>
>no enemies highlighted during a match
>damage numbers pop up about a second after I hit someone
>cassie ults and I STILL can't see anyone
this game is just fucking with me now I swear to god
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>>187355318
Is that you Ben?
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>knowing the game is already over within the first 30 seconds of the match

4 deft hands against 2 healers is clearly the highest level strategy
>>
>>187371802

Best to report it, anon.
>>
I have awful connection issues with this game. My ping hovers around 80 most of the time and I regularly get big, juicy lag spikes. The weird part is that I survive most of them even if I'm deep in the shit, so I assume I'm not the only one experiencing them.
>>
>guy rather take deserter than play with his kinessa, andro and first pick Seris who also banned Skye
cmon man I need more wins and there should be a harsher penalty for deserters. Make it count as a loss or something.
>>
>only gold player in team of 3 plats and 1 diamond
>get the most kills and damage
>diamond player has 0 kills and feeds to the enemy team
"ranked" 2.0
>>
>>187373402

I expect he won't remain diamond for long, then.
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>>187338294
I'll fucking kill you if you dare do something like this to my Maeve
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>go make deck for inara
>caretaker keeps glitching out
>says it costs 0 essence even though I already have it unlocked and if I try to unlock it, it gets stuck in the buying animation until I restart the game
Can't even make a deck Jesus Christ, also loving the invisible payload from last game after the 15 seconds of terrible lag.
>>
>>187374617
maeves a whore
>>
>>187346075
Yes

>>187346261
YES YES YES
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>>187374994
No buff lolis.
>>
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ZING!
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>>187375365
why can't the main game get skins this sexy, it's not fair
>>
>>187375365

Hoo boy.
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>>187375365
holy FUCK
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sometimes I wonder why idiots won't just get on the point, this was in ranked too
>>
>>187375365
post the mobile troublemaker evie
>>
>>187375178
Well buff lolis no, but fit Maeve yes please
It makes sense too because she's always running around the city breaking into other people's houses and evading the law, all that running and climbing must have made her ripped, you just can't see it ingame cause she's wearing clothes that hide it. Kinda like Ash under the armor
>>
>>187375365
I hate Skye normally but damn that's good
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meido outfit for maeve when?
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or a summer dress
>>
>>187374787
Stop this, Maeve never had sex, she is pure.

>>187375989
"getting married with me" Maeve skin when?
>>
>>187375365
Giving her stealth a short distance blink would unironically fix a lot of Skye's issues.
>>
>>187376270
yeah right
>>
>>187376984
this, she isn't pure
>>
>>187375365
jesus fffFFFUCK!
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>Tfw you'll never be NTR'd by maeve
>>
>>187377171
cuck
>>
>>187376984
>>187377036
You have no proof of this, and a whore character already is ingame so it doesn't make sense to have two.
>>
>>187377415
>street rat
>not a whore
>>
>>187377986
She is obviously a cutpurse/cutthroat, it wouldn't make sense to also whore herself out. Your lies are just irrational hate towards cutest girl.
>>
>>187376856
how about this? she now has up to 3 charges of blinks that take her a small distance forward (not upward, but they can go through walls) and after blinking skye is stealthed for a short while (say 2 secs base)?
>>
>>187378728
fix maeve first
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>>187378728
Actually she doesn't. The buff from this patch gave her a huge boost in damage to tanks which gives her the niche of stealth tank killer, like Spy from TF2. Androxous is now last flank since everyone else does his job better.
>>
>>187378985
k, I'll try
heres what I could come up with (feel free to leave out whichever you want);
maeve can only have 2 daggers on the field at a time, as such at longer ranges her fire rate is lower and shorter distances much faster.
maeve's speed boost is no longer stopped by taking damage.
maeve's abilitys now work of an energy bar (which replenishes over time all the time), sprinting drains it over time (with a small start cost like strixes stealth), her dash costs more the futher she goes up to say a third of max.
her refresh refills the meter but is on a normal cooldown system.
>>
why don't seris players ever heal?
>>
>>187379715
Fuck you
>>
>>187378985
Not him but dive her dash attack two/three charges if she misses, sort of like andro but if she uses it as an attack then it goes on regular cool down and give jt a bit longer cool down to balance it also make her double jump higher.
>>187379909
Too busy looking at best girls hands
>>
>>187379953
>dive
lol I was going to say dash her dash attack, and put dive instead. Sleep is needed.
>>
>>187379920
sorry they're not very good, I don't play her much
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Ladies and gentlemen, coming in at 40%....
>>
>>187380065
>>187379920
Is this Fuck You out of nowhere some new ebin meme?
>>
>>187380151
Yeah I guess, only ever see it in these threads though
>>
>>187380151
i always insult random people when I'm having a bad day
>>
>>187380151
Just one fag is trying to force it just like &SMITE
>>
>draw Maeve's beautiful face
>it's kinda rough and she doesn't look perfect
I am not worthy of her...
>>
Is there anything special about the rekt weapons that make them worth the crystals?
>>
>>187380495
show
>>
>>187380518
The sound effects and the REKT spray.
>>
>>187380518
imo the only thing worth it in the chest is the spray, seeing rekt after being killed or during top play will definitely cause some salt
>>
>3 days since I registered for paladins strike
>still no invite
>>
>>187352683
Harlod?

Also there is that one Asian girl that basically had her carrier ruined.
>>
>over 120 hours into the game
>21 champs with a few essential leggo
Who thought this is a good idea?
>>
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>>187381104
I guess they are giving invites to Hirez employees and various celebs first.
>>
>when you wanna hook ash off the map but she does it for you
>>
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>>187380519
Eh, ok, but all I can give you is this shitty phone photo because no scanner. Sorry for the giant filesize and all the erasing on the paper
Please don't make fun of my shit art
>>
>>187381513
*rmbs you*
nothin personnel turtle
>>
>>187381586
it's good anon
>>
>>187381513
Death before dishonor!
>>
>>187371336
Heck even Tinkerin Barik (if you don't have potato aim)
>>
>>187381586
it's trash anon
>>
I've not played a single casual match in the last 3 days that has not had 1-3 masters or grandmasters on the enemy team.

I've not had a single one on my team.
>>
I want to cuddle Volcanic Makoa! He reminds me of Bowser.
>>
>>187382127
delete this post
>>
>>187379217
I think she'll drop a bit, while people get used to her new damage.
>>
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So we know Brightmarsh is Pip's stage.

Which is Evie's stage? Snowfall Junction? Ice Mines? Frozen Guard?
What about the rest of the stages?
>>
>>187381586
that doesn't look bad at all, you shouldn't devaluate yourself Anon
>>
>>187381586
Lewds when?
>>
>>187382134
It means you're good.

>>187382219
All of the above, she is the ice queen.
>>
>>187382153
I'm sure he's very warm.
>>
>>187381647
>>187382242
Thank you friends, that means a lot to me.

>>187382127
Sorry

>>187382269
Maybe soon
But it will be a Maeve solo, no dudes allowed
>>
>>187382219
quarry is obviously Drogoz stage since it's a gold mine.
>>
>>187382501
draw maeve wearing a filled condom skirt
>>
>>187382341

No, I'm a mediocre frontline main which means I lose every match.
>>
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>>187382561
Delete this RIGHT NOW.
>>
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>>187382561
>>
>>187382219
Serpent Beach must obviously be Mal'damba's
>>
>a team of 4 plat 1 master vs 5 plat
>master picked cassie
heh
>>
When do you think that Demon will come out?
>>
How tall is Evie exactly?
>>
>>187383827
sometime in october
>>
>watching a Viktor or Tyra dumping into a Fernando as Seris stands behind him healing him back up to full

Once I max out deft hands my superior reload speed will surely be enough to kill him
>>
>>187383882
And then we get a wallrun champion woo!
>>
VHS
>>
>>187382219

I always imagined Frog Isle was Makoa's.
Stone Keep is probably Nando's.
Timber mill seems to match Cassie for some reason, maybe just because of the colors.
>>
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>>187383952
>torvald literally wont stop spamming
>saw him on the objective maybe 3 seconds total
>>
>>187383860
womanlet/10
>>
>>187383952
The amount of heals someone is getting from me is inversely proportional to the amount of VHS spam they do.

I heal people that VHS when they need it, but if they spam it every time they die they are low priority. Also Supports have cooldowns.
>>
>>187382543

Nah, quarry is definitely Ruckus-esque.
>>
>>187384008
Stone keep is obviously Lian.
>>
>>187384018
VEW UUuh-eeeee-EEEE-eeee-Eee-EEE-eee
>>
>>187383952
>>187384018
>>187384081
I'm more of a VHH
>>
>>187384018
Torvald is worst, since you can't heal shields.
>>
>>187384097

Nah, Lian would have an ornate palace.
Keeps are for Knights.
>>
>>187384232
But Fernando is just a pretend knight.
>>
Does caut apply to you if you have your personal shield on?
>>
>>187384276

How could you say such a hurtful thing?
Fernando would NOT LIE, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187384354

What did Fernando say after his flight was delayed?
I WILL NOT FLY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187368997
M'koa.
>>
>>187384520

What did Fernando say when he realized the sale at his favorite shop wasn't until next week?
I WILL NOT BUY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187384520
What did Fernando say after he read your joke?
You have shit sense of humor.
>>
>>187384057
The best kind of woman
>>
>>187384607

What did Fernando say when he wanted to cook eggplant parmesan but ran out of vegetable oil?
I WILL NOT FRY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187384664

What did Fernando say when asked if he wanted desert after a large meal?
I WILL NOT HAVE PIE, NOT YET AMIGO.
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>>187384276
It's not pretend, it's self-appointed!
If knights are appointed by kings, could Fernando be a royalty that appointed himself? Other than that he might simply be a nutjob.
>>
>>187384725

What did Fernando say when he wanted to capture the point but all his allies were dead?
I WILL NOT TRY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
Time for a new general?
>>
What did Fernando say while chopping onions?
[spoilers]I WILL NOT CRY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187384732
isn't it a reference to Don Quixote?
which would mean he's a nutjob
>>
>>187384885
Yeah, he probably is. Who's going to be his Sancho Pansa?
>>
>>187384784
What did Fernadno say when he wants to be in the shower a bit longer?
I WILL NOT DRY, NOT YET AMIGO
>>
>>187384880

What did Fernando say when asked if he liked anime?
I WILL NOT DENY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
What did Fernando say while sunbathing when asked if he wanted some sunscreen?
I WILL NOT APPLY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
Is there an actually current mouse tier list?
>>
>>187385013

What did Fernando say when prompted to accept the terms of an End User Agreement?
I WILL NOT COMPLY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187385104

What did Fernando say when informed that there were cute girls lounging next door?
I WILL NOT SPY, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187385171

What did Fernando say while running a neck and neck footrace?
I WILL NOT TIE, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
>>187385260

What did Fernando say when asked to pass the blunt?
I AM NOT HIGH, NOT YET AMIGO.
>>
When will these bad joke die, amigo?
>>
>>187385330
For you
>>
Someone teach me how to take .webms on mobile and I'll post some stuff from PalaStrike.
>>
Where is the new thread, friends
>>
>>187385330

Hey now, there was some Grade A material in there. I'm a comedic genius.
>>
>>187385171
Holt pls, lying is bad.
>>
JUST MAKE THE THREAD
>>
Paladins strike confirmed Pay To Win.
>>
It's time to
STEP INTO THE LIGHT
>>
>>187387201
>>187387201
>>187387201
>>
>>187358952
>ults
>gets superior cc immunity
heh
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