/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

ding dong didley

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1st for balkania

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reminder to shitpost

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>>187133350
If HPP didn't spawn militia during invasions they wouldn't even have an army

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how do you beat this?

>>187134512
Does anyone like Syria's colour? It seems out of place.

>>187135123
20 good men

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should I take zanzibar when they're still part of Oman or should I take it during the scramble when the German east african company happens? I want to create them as states as soon as possible

>>187135245
what do yuo suggest

>>187135245
I think a slightly darker green

>>187135245
there\s too many green in the region and in sequence, Syria Arabia Ottomens Russia at least two of them must change

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>>187134884
Its time

>>187136028
I say a golden colour

Which HOI3 mod should I use? I just installed HOI3 on my new computer

>>187137079
https://pastebin.com/7ZBm2K3V

Is there a NatPop or peaceful syndicalist revolution path for Germany in KR?

I want to either go full lebensraum or full syndie

>>187137332
>NatPop
no
>or peaceful syndicalist revolution path
eww no

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which of the 135 ducats should build first? leaning towards town hall for that urban gravity.

what happened to r&i? hes been off his game the last couple of weeks

>>187137714
Build Liquor Factories

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Really makes you think.

>>187138353
Iran is NOT arabic
fuck off

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>Russia has refused to join in a war against the Ottomans since the start of the game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>187138353
>that white benis into russia

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>local settler increase +2
>what did they mean by this?

>>187138814
Literally just reload at that point. AI's being a nigger.

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India's 400 Millionth child was just born today, say something nice about them.

Don't know if I'm going to have a final war in this game. Maybe for Ceylon and Burma versus England or maybe to liberate Persia if Russia keeps being a cunt

Can someone fill me in on the new ck2 dlc? I haven't been able to keep up.

>>187139319
Everybody fucking asked you what exactly was going on, how you formed this, and you just fucking ignored them. Either interact with the community or fuck right fucking off. This isn't >>>/r/paradoxplaza, you don't get tomake posts and then just not reply to replies.

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is there a world in which i don't get eaten by this?

Threadly reminder that turks are far from white.

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>>187138814
>>187138989
nvm SERBIA STRONK

Only problem now is that Russia has a bad habit of sphering all the little Balkan states. Will Russia intervene in wars between two of its spherelings?

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>>187139459
uhhhh what did anonymouse mean by thiss'???

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>>187136835
Its time for the greatest battle yet against the last of soviet resistance

>>187140004
>falling for the oldest meme in the book

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>>187140131
what meme..? i don't see it here is this the right book

>>187140256
>STILL falling for it
>>>/r/cuckold

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>>187139459
Alright, I'm sorry about that. I was out for a couple of hours and didn't look at the old thread. I played as Hyderabad. I westernized in 1870 and used my position as a satellite to rush the RP, education and Government techs as I got them for roughly 70% off thanks to years beyond the tech date along with being under the UK. I didn't go to war with the UK until 1890~ when I had enough military tech to fight them. The first war was to get me free from their rule and seize Bombay, Central India and one other province then the next war was me carpet claiming everything in wars of unification. The Sepoys had two rebellions after I destroyed the UK's Indian army and were able to remove most of the uncivs from being an English puppet. The other unciv nations that came about from the Sepoy rebellion, I puppeted. As for Goa and Pondicherry, I got lucky on that, as the UK seized them from Portugal and France in a single war. Then from 1991 to 1929 I spent my time making all these states that were deemed colonial into actual states, building industry and fixing my literacy which was fucked up by constant seizure of lands that had upwards of 2 Million pops each in them.

Russia promptly annexed Persia in 1912. I responded by taking over Afghanistan just before Russia's own claim to establish a protectorate came up in 1914. Japan is my only ally.

Also the Americas are an utter fucking mess.

>>187139319
>100 million pops with India in 1929

What genocide did you make? post pop charts

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>>187140438
Didn't genocide anything. This is the first time I've tried to form India so I don't know if I did this as well as I could have. If I should have 125M by now, then I fucked up for sure. My next game I think is to play as Oman and keep their African territory and take over more of Africa.

>>187140436
Holy shit, anon, I'm sorry. I thought you were just some belligerent shitstain cunt, I hadn't even factored in the possibility you'd left, sorry for the vitriol, me lad, this was an intriguing campaign and I wanted answers, I should have considered you simply weren't there to give them.

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>>187140087
my stalingrad enclave

>>187134110
so is that the name of communist blurple or something?

>>187141030
>benising
Enjoy getting encircled.

>>187140436
do puppets get quicker tech research?
>>187140903
i need to see if i can find that mango about a white guy going to japan to pick up japanese chicks only to get raped into being a trap

>>187141304
Western civilisation really shan't last another century.

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>>187141191
hail our eternal smartian race, the polish commonwealth has been reborn

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Reposting:
Why can't I get any colonial migration into my colonies in Australia proper or anywhere else? I was able to state up New South Wales no problem, but I'm not getting any kind of migration or population growth in the colonies.

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>>187141594
alright just ukraine and belarus in the polish-lithuanian-ruthenian commonwealth

>>187141962
Nice. Now see if you can retame your unruly vassal to the west.

>>187141962
What mod? You using a large adress aware fix?

>>187141962
See >>187142138, leave the axis and get Oder Neisse.

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>>187141962
let me just change some of that, I don't know why Belarus doesn't have cores on Smolensk. Wasn't there a genocide or something?

>>187142138
You mean Germany? I can only leave faction when I have a different ideology

>>187142251
HPP, yes

>>187142430
Does your fan whirr like crazy when using the LAA fix? Mine does, it said not to use it if you have less than 3gb of ram, and I have 8, but it still does it.
Sad!
Where can I install more ram?

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Ready for the end of the world?

>>187142561
I just unplugged my rear fan and leave the left side of my tower completely open with the AC on high

>>187142430
>You mean Germany?
I mean, does the commonwealth have any other vassals who went on to betray them?
>need to change ideology
How do you do that? I've only played DH.

>>187142668
Based window-in-front-of-the-interface poster

>>187142668
See
>>187143320

>>187143086
basically I have to change the game files. The west prussia region thing is also done by an event rather than just demanding state. I be in Berlin in a week any way because our whole border is undefended

might just call it man

>>187143727
Just do it, lad. Polandiums must be gross.

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Asian front is going well.

>>187144330
>that indian occupied british burma colour
holy shit it's perfect

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>>187139974
Should I annex or puppet Bulgaria?

>>187144764
Annex if you're forming Yugo.

why is there hoi3 posting but no eu4 posting it's the newer game????

Is it still possible to nominate Glitterhoof through Free Investiture?

>>187144764
What is the point of forming serbia with minority serbs? How bout I form a national state for the flemish people and include China

>>187145252
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

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>>187145479
Lad, he can always make it majority Serb.
https://youtu.be/3pngcjizEYc

>>187145682
He's pretty much just a larping greater albania. What are those pops 47% muslim between albania and bosnia?

>>187146112
Lad, you do know HPM lets you gas these ''people'', right?

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>>187145479
>>187145682
>>187146112
:DDDDDDD
What have I done?

>>187146370
You can make it majority Serb with the Communist Party.
Just don't blob too much.

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Not even a hundred years in

>>187146493
>>187146370
He should wait to go fascist, to annex three state niggers, like Romania, Greece, and maybe by that point Hungary.

>>187146567
>dood play after 1066 its more realistic not like that dumb ass ahistoric old gods
lmao

>>187146370
Annex thessalia then form the illyrian kalphiate

I will genocide all genocide niggers, industry builders only >>>/r/4chan

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>>187147058
That makes you a genocide nigger

>>187135651
can somebody please respond?

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>put ironman on
>this happens
every fucking time

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When you see it...

>>187135651
>>187148265
Take them as early as possible then, obviously. How retarded are you?

>>187148649
Republic?

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>>187138353

>>187148649
>14.88k

>>187148649
I'm a brainlet, please help me

But on the other hand, Brasil with the entre rios region makes for a much more aesthetic border

I just deleted my massive folder(s) of vicky save files spanning multiple mods

100 gb freed

this is why you dont savescum kids

>>187148649
>14.88k
absolutely w&b

>>187149070
>not having a max of 5 savegames in each paradox game

Never gonna make it son

>>187148649
What I see is you missing eastern Paraguay you shitter

>>187149146
a part of it is that I want to save every moment of my campaigns, so I can revisit them (though I never do) or run interesting save analyzers on them or something. I could save my campaigns with screenshots like a normal person but what's better than the actual save files? I have a save like every 3 or 4 years at least for all of my campaigns

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r8 my strategy as russia lads https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics#Content

>>187148872
>russia
>white

>>187149419
is this the fabled nazbol gang

>>187149549
*slaps you across the face*

>>187149419
>Ukraine as a state has no geopolitical meaning, no particular cultural import or universal significance, no geographic uniqueness, no ethnic exclusiveness
absolutely based

>>187148649
those borders make southern brazil look like a cute guar from morrowind :)

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r8 my strategy as turkey

>>187149419
>Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S.
Amazing

>>187150780
Just what they've done for the past 70 years.

>>187149419
>The Eurasian Project could be expanded to South and Central America
so close...

>>187146567
I'd advise trying out https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=773182774, it solves most bordergore. (Although IRL that kinda shit happened all the time. The difference was the land in question was considered to be a part of whatever de jure kingdom it happened to be in that just happened to be ruled by the king of england or whoever.)

>>187150780
wtf i love commies now

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>>187150617
>that chick
>europa

>>187151270
It's probably made by a butthurt greek/cypriot.

>Russia should develop the highest aids rates to trick liberal-individualist west into thinking the USSR has fallen then liberate all of Crimea in return for helpful sanctions that increase domestic industry

holy shit

>highest aids rate
>not africa
What?

>tfw no groBbelgicums spanning from the Seine to the Rhine

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>>187151486

>>187151270
honestly why are you still posting in this general

>>187151872
What are you on about?

>>187148649
>Partido Socialista

>>187152193
honestly you

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show me a more white and/or based country
pro tip: you absolutely can not

So when the WTWSMS devs say that the rise of Islam stuff is experimental, how experimental are we talking? Like, crash your game and ruin your save experimental?

>>187152423
ok

>>187151486
>helpful sanctions
IIRC, most of the western sanctions are very specific, intended mostly to annoy the wealthy. The ones that are "developing" russian industry were placed by russia on imports.

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>>187152471
T'is a story ofhow a mere handful of whites went to rule an entire subcontinent of hundreds of millions of people, through intrigue, subterfuge, divide and conquer, and most importantly, the mission to civilise.
One day I'm going to play a game of Vicky where I make it 100% British.

>>187152471
um but frenchs arent white...

>>187152969
>he doesn't know about occitania and the north/south division
lad...

>>187152951
>whites

>>187153354
You would sully the izzat of the bloody Raj? Must be a bleedin' paddy and I tell you that for true.

>>187152957
of all the alt-history I've seen, this might take the cake as to be the most ridiculous I have ever seen

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>>187152951
>divide and conquer by convincing many different cultures that they are a part of the same country

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Nice game, paradox.
After a 150 year alliance, Ottomans suddenly get -200 to relations because they suddenly view 4 of my provinces as strategic interest. They do not have claims on them. They do not have mission on them. Then they break the alliance. Of course, they can't even rival me, because they have 100 fucking trust with me.

>>187153651
I quite like it

there's a lot that actually makes a lot of sense about it.

>>187153759
>relying on the biggest blob in the game
are you actually retarded?

>>187153808
Actually, I am the biggest blob in the game.

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What did it mean by this?

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>>187153717
No? Divide and conquer by playing the Muslims off against the Hindus, and both of them off against the Sikhs when need be, not to mention giving nominal honorific titles to some jumped up wog who believes himself to be a chief in their inane caste system, thereby legitimising your conquest of the areas as all the respected chieftains bow to you.

>>187152471
Franks are germanic. The fucking ironing.

>>187154040
what's not to understand?
are you retarded?

>>187154192
How is a nation discrediting another nation all in 'our' country?

>>187154243
Cunt A comes to your cunt to shittalk Cunt B so that your opinion of Cunt B worsens.
Retard.

>>187154243
someone discredited someone else trying to influence you
just try thinking a bit instead of shitposting

>discussing grand strategy games in grand strategy general is shitposting
woah

>>187154347
Cunts can't talk, dude.

When I'm walking through my college campus and I pass the smokers, coughing it up with one another I stop and ask them if I can "bum" a cig. They usually oblige, and I take the little white stick from them and snap it in half like a twig and throw the pieces on the ground.

They look at me, dumbfounded, usually spouting a "bro, what the fuck?" and I tell them I just saved them 5 minutes of their life and they should be thanking me.

They never than me. It's a thankless job, but one that needs to be done.

>>187154439
asking a question because your south american monkey IQ can't understand basic english is always shitposting, no matter the side topic

>1349 – Six thousand Jews are killed in Mainz after being blamed for the bubonic plague.
>1941 – Adolf Hitler orders the cessation of Nazi Germany's systematic T4 euthanasia program of the mentally ill and the handicapped due to protests, although killings continue for the remainder of the war.
Oy vey never forget

>>187153798
pls name 1

>>187154793
Anon is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a post on our glorious thread in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me Anon. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. My family tree is a hundred percent complete up to early 1700s (how's yours, by the way?), I have 3,7% Neanderthal DNA, and I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average South Brazilian /gsg/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult with some dank memes than no one uses since 2006, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your greentext and "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

>>187154919
why would american indians appreciate the anglo menace bringing niggers on to their land and later demanding that the niggers have even more rights than them? it's an insult to their race.

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What gommie or fascist nation has the best flag in liqqy

>>187155259
>our
stopped reading there
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

>>187155501
Is this flag implying that both EU and Zionist USA are puppets of Greece?

>>187155501
Puerto Rico's commie flag is kind of cool.

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>>187155578
the smaller flag is the master retard

>>187155501
ehehehe this flag is pretty funny
The commie Brazil flag is actually pretty GOAT, diagonal tricolour of black white and red with a circular red emblem in the middle. Failing that I'd go with AFPG's new Amerifasc flag.

>>187155574
>adult requests

>>187155578
Greece is a puppet of the EU, which in turn is a puppet of the US, which in turn is a puppet of Israel.

>>187155451
it doesn't say anywhere on there about niggers
Really can't name 1?

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>>187155771
>not liking the silver legion flag

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What the hell california

>>187156064
>le red l on a grey background
woah
>>187156089
brown men

>>187156089
can commiefornia do anything right holy shit

>>187156430
>le generic striped half blue flag lacking any acknowledgement of based Pelley
woah

>>187156089
>>187156535
I don't see the problem with this. It looks cool.

>>187156792
But what did they mean by this

>>187155952
there's also something about the anti-western attitude of his fascist movement that's more thoroughly anti-leftist than any other fascist movement could be. this is a rejection of all western civilization, returning the americas to their precolombian state. and therefore no liberal revolutions, no democracy, just TRIBALISM and spirit, land and people, blut und boden.

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Woah who knew the capital of the EUSSR would be Corfu

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THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US IN /civ4xg/

>>187157049
>civ
back you go

Hi I am a gay retard. How would I play multiplayer ck2 with my legit-owning friend while spending as little as possible? Maybe we were fucking something up but I couldn't figure out a way to connect to eachother at all.

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This isn't even a flag

>>187157004
Is this from one of the modern day mods?

>>187157674
No it's from HPM

>>187157731
mines still in there
good good

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These flags make me want to play Karelia but I know it would probably be incredibly boring.

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>>187157639
How dare you, sir, that flag is more white and based than your entire clan.

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>>187157639
that's the meme old version

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>>186958876
I got an unlucky roll on revoking a privilege from the Greater Nobles despite a level 4 court (really should've waited for level 5, I could've funded it to that level safely within 3-4 years) and got massively negative stability. Low manpower from fort and road projects, not to mention my continuous campaigns elsewhere, ensured that I would get this Peasant's War. Legitimacy is stable for now but my prestige has been tanked into the ground due to the need to disinherit no less than 3 horrible heirs (less than 4 points total for all 3), so this is really going to hurt my economy on every level now that I've lost the prestige benefits to trade. There is an upside to this, however.

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Hmmmmmm

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Literal GOAT flag of all time coming through.

>>187157731
I'm just howling in laughter right now at this.

>>187157731
Don't you have anything better to do than spam us?

>>187158313
I like your dry sarcasm.

>>187158394
I'm not being sarcastic, I'm giggling like a school boy right now at this little skirmish I started with my original shitpost.

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>>187158064
Although I lost out on getting the dynasty onto the Danish-Norwegian throne, which almost happened thanks to the 67 year old childless King there, I was able to secure a marriage with the Duke of Holland (and even defend him from being deposed in a civil war) long enough for him to pass the throne to me peacefully. I was even in a truce with Flanders at the time, which was to be the contesting power, and was able to secure Holland without a fight. So in addition to a pan-Mediterranean Trastamara Catholicism, there will also be the historical Spanish Netherlands.

Or more properly a rump version of it, I suppose. The French have already encroached, but I've clearly marked the territory I'm interested in, which will hopefully keep them off of it. Once the Peasant's War is done and my nation stabilized, I feel I'll likely make a beeline here. Being inside the HRE makes any wars to secure these borders challenging already, and I'll need to begin quickly if I'm to succeed in any reasonable amount of time.

>>187158482
When were they even mocking us? Did you make it up?

>>187157801
Is that still being updated? Because I could write new wagglepastas, but if they're not going to be documented why bother?

>>187158992
I just wanted to shitpost, I didn't expect retards to go shitpost in the general. Instead it turned out:

>Step 1: find a random strategy-related general
>Step 2: claim they're laughing at us in /gsg/
>Step 3: ???
>Step 4: Fabricated CB for war

>>187159138
I don't think it is, but you might as well re-make the whole waggle-pastebin and add some new ones

>>187159151
Lad, you just brought us to Shitcon1, those lads are now getting an undeserved waggling because of your actions.

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>>187159327
I-I didn't know /gsg/ was th-that autistic enough to retaliate.

>>187159317
Nah, because that's the first result when you google "waggle pastebin" and always will be.

Still, if R&I wasn't such a faggot we could put a new updated waggle pastebin in the OP, as a deterrent to other generals not to fuck with us.

>>187159151
I went there to see if they actually did mock us when you first said it and didn't find anything
but I still shitposted anyway

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Polite reminder that this is what a perfect Europe looks like.

>>187159494
>clan ruled ireland but british ruled norn iron
This has to be the most fucking unironically perfect thing I've ever seen.

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>>187158992
I don't know, you tell me.

>>187159494
is that syriums in the middle east?

>>187159494
>germany with a corset on
might fap to this

>>187159494
>>187159573
Now do it to Scotland.

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>>187159439
We shall triumph over the threads of corruption because our shitposting is greater than their shitposting, our autism is stronger than their autism, and within us the flame that shall light this board and shall later light the site.

>>187159494
If Serbia had Kosovo it'd be better.

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>>187159665
It's a based united secular socialist Levantiums minus Kuwait/Basra is what it is

Why don't you play meiou mp?

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>>187159878
ooooh my willy...

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>"spam" general
>call it a raid
pathetic even by your standards desu

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>>187160267
>implying it wasn't a refreshing change of pace for your dead general

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Seriously, lads, you would, right?
https://youtu.be/-ZujhoHZBsg

@187160409
>implying that /gsg/ "content" is worth being alive for
not even giving a (You) for this one

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>>187160074
Uhhhh did the kikes report their page or do I have 6 million viruses now

>>187160487
Do not make us do it again, me lad. Hotpockets is asleep and I need a good waggling.

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Rome never fell, that didn't happen, I swear

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>/gsg/ shitposters

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Why must the Brits always blob in disgusting ways

>>187160497
sorry sweaty

I'M NOT GAY PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FAGGOT

>>187160657
I'm not sweating faggot.

>>187160652
This is the whitest thing ever. If they had Tibet and Yunnan it would be perfect.
t. anglo

>>187160635
>How to cope with being waggled; Stage 1: Butthurt.

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/owg/ IS ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT US

See >>187160943

>>187161063
desu their game is too shitty to even deserve to be raided

>>187159494
why pray tell is there no border between greece and turkey

>>187161664
That's the Turko-byzantine empire lad

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>>187158675
>Croatian Africa
>Los Altos
>German Australia
>Japanese Australia
>Armenia
>Czechoslovakia sans Sudetes
>German Warsaw
Aaaahahaha I'm cumming ohhhhhhh yes

>>187161664
>>187161732
If you look closely there is a gap between Byzantion and Asia.

I anyone else giggling like a fucking retarded crack addict as these reddit casuals have absolutely no idea what's going on?

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>>187162491
No, I've been fucking crying in laughter the past hour and a half.

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Wew dead thread please comment on the existence of Belgium going back literally 2000 years in order to revive the thread in an on topic way OK lads?

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>>187158968
The Peasant's War is finally over. The benefit is that I've been able to accumulate quite a bit of manpower for my upcoming wars, but France has gotten itself into a war with Austria which will be draining those same reserves, and my coffers have been depleted as well. Not sure where I want to attack next, but a long truce with Flanders means I'll probably attack the Venetians and Naples. Naples in particular is an extreme threat that I need to partition and defeat, mostly because their land is highly defensible.

can we get sc2 in there too

>>187161313
holy shit, you werent wrong about them being redditors.

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>>187162610
That war was horrible, mostly because we were fighting in the Alps. France has decided to take a surprising amount of territory, full-annexing one minor and acquiring several territories from Austria. A coalition has formed against them, although it probably won't fire due to our combined strength.

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Can we do it? Can we be the Bismarck of /vg/? Unite the generals under one banner?

CEASE FIRE, CEASE FIRE

does anyone have that blank character?
the archive doesn't show it

>>187163239
Alright lads, listen, listen. We stop entirely, right fucking now, at 10 minutes to the hour. We begin again at 5 minutes to the hour, just as they believe they are safe.

>>187163098
STOP POSTING FANTASY CHARACTERS IN MY GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MEN OF MOLD WE ARE IF YOU THINK YOUR WAIFUPOSTING WILL CHANGE A THING

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Nice

Can someone from /gsg/ explain why /owg/ got raided? Why, and why now?

>>187163698
See >>187160943 and >>187161313 and >>187161518

/palg/ just here to say that /gsg/ are our natural ally and /owg/ deserves death.

>>187163857
shut the fuck up, sc2 are our only friends

did I stumble into /owg/ or something

>>187163857
>/palg/

At least have the decency to play a better game, you shitter.

>>187160652
Everyone always steals that chunk of Manchuria, no clue why.
>>187163689
Oh hey, reaper as an anime girl, nice
<opens image>
this is even better than I expected

>>187163838
OW has been out for over a year. In that whole period, only NOW did someone make a comment about how casual it is which triggered some for /gsg/ to raid?

Or was the one guy who randomly said "thanks for the (you)" all it takes to elicit a reaction?

>>187164458
>tfw been browsing /twg/ lately

pls don't, they're pretty autistic too

Lads why is my wine factories more profitable than my liquor factories

Pretty weak raid you guys did to us.

>>187165084
There's similar demand for both goods, but fruit is a less common rgo than grain, so wine factories are less common than liqqy factories, which in turn means that there's going to be less supply.

>>187165084
its not you lying shit

I hate it when they do it for free

>>187165493
>posting in a thread near the end of its life

Should've at least waited until they made a fresh new thread.

>>187165493
calm down lad. the janny is still watching

Is it possible to play multiplayer in CK2 with a legit steam base game and pirated DLC?
Thanks in advance.

We're so BADASS and HARDORE, am I right, Reddit? We sure showed those CASUALS!

>>187165493
That was a pretty pathetic raid you pulled off, died after about five minutes.

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>>187165287

>>187166350
even i can change some values in notepad. nice try.

whats the most effective way to reorganize your armies in hearts of iron 3? sending them all to one province and doing that one by one selection thing and assigning individual generals?

>>187166475
Yes I modded HPM so that wine is slightly more profitable than liquor just so I could trick /gsg/ with le epic ruse.

>>187166350
>glass factories
That's why. RGO throughput efficiency.

>>187166635
i knew it. liquor is so op, lads, when is alex nerfing it?

>>187166643
Glass affects wine and liquor equally.

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>>187166725
Hopefully he buffs it soon, it's underpowered as fuck.

can I play as the combine in stellaris

;_;7

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>>187162960
I went for Venice/Naples. The war was extremely difficult, most likely because the French were still dealing with overextension and Naples's army (plus the armies of all their allies) was able to access France directly through their Provencal territories. I took a defensive chunk of Naples and restored Byzantium's territories to it, both of which will be critical for future wars. Even with my strong galley fleet and vast ship numbers it was almost impossible to break Venice and Naples both (navally speaking) this war, and removing Venice's islands from her will pretty much guarantee that the combined Spanish-Byzantine fleet can outclass whatever the now second-rate Naples and third-rate Venice can send out.

An unfortunate downside of all the annexations, however, is that my AE is extremely high now, with penalties up to -70 with some countries. I need to be careful with my next steps, because a large enough coalition (and the Ottomans currently have enough negative opinion to join) will undoubtedly fire against me, and France very much got the worst of that war. I'm not doing so great either, since the plague spawned in Toledo.

My probable next move is against Africa, which will give minimal AE impact but expand the vassal which I've given the least attention to since the Byzantine union. I won't make a move in that direction until the plague modifiers dissipate, however.

>>187166760
Is there a huge international war? If lots of countries are building units the demand for wine will go up, skyrocketing the price.

>>187167071
Nope the world's been pretty peaceful for most the game.

>>187167020
yeah i remember seeing a mod but it was outdated when I installed it, and I havent played stellaris in months but it seemed dead

>>187167020
Who is the Combine.

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>>187167226
Glorious Draconis Combine, of course!

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>hoi3
>trying to learn so i pick germany
>polish invasion comes around
>have pulled almost all the western front to the eastern theater
>forget that invading poland triggers war with allies
>leave my western theater totally exposed
>dont want to spend hours organizing shit to pull back to deal with the allies

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>tfw slavs are too stupid to understand the benefits of open free markets with minimal government interference
Captcha is road road, could this be related

>>187168157
>cropping

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>>187168157
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

>>187134512
from where did you get the balkan union country from?

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>>187168253
>>187168350
I'll post the uncropped image for 0.99 USD in Bitcoin

>>187168402
sure, sent :)

>>187168440
Lad...

>>187168496
?

>>187168552
I sent you a PM but I got nothing.

>>187168650
but i sent it to your wallet. must of been a bug, ill try again. sent :)

>>187168736
OK thanks lad. Here it is uncropped. I don't know why but it looks like the file got corrupted somehow.

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>>187169324
Now it won't even upload, probably because of some bug caused by a virus. Maybe it will work now that I converted it to a .gif.

>>187169424
>3
>10
>2
lmao come on lad

>>187169471
>1 Perfect Games
Is that Liqqy? xd

>>187169471
>1 perfect game
Are you even trying?

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>>187169739
>>187169727
This is my perfect game.

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>>187167034
Now that's a more properly sized Kingdom of Africa. Best of all, they'll be able to help me in my next assault of the Mamluks when I go to expand the Kingdom of Jerusalem.

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>>187170207
Between the Byzantines and the Kingdom of Africa there's even been a bit of religious conversion. Byzantines are still dealing with powerful estates (which isn't being helped by the acquisition of so much island territory without direct links to the mainland), but they're much more culturally homogeneous than either the Kingdom of Africa or Jerusalem, which I suppose is helping them.

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>>187152471

>Fucks up with inheritance, leaving Western Europe divided for a thousand years

>>187170514
i for one am glad. who would want to be ruled by the french?

>>187170302
>catholic greece
LATINS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>187170642
they were franks, not french

>>187171381
I'm in a Personal Union with them and I saved them from total defeat. Their conversion to Catholicism was willing, and it should have been, too. No Orthodox nation came to save them.

>>187171779
"oh, look, latins can solve the problems they created, this makes up for us creating the problem, right?"

>>187171984
Blame them for converting, anon. It was their nobility's choice to. But Spain still saved them, and Spain never participated in the Crusade that weakened them. Although Byzantium was on its way out long before that.

>>187171984
should have paid denbts

Ck3 when?

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>>187172376
Hopefully never

Ruin CK even further

>>187172415
the borders are wrong reeeeeeeeee

>>187172957
You do better hehehe

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>>187170302
The first phase of the expansion of the Spanish Low Countries. The wars were surprisingly easy, as a very weak Milan is the Emperor. Austria is looking to take the title next, however, and they're positively massive. Not looking forward to the final capture of Antwerp if I have to fight them for it.

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>>187149419
I won't lie, this made me think

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Is it ok that I modded the game so that the last ditch italy formation doesn't take away vassals? Just doesn't seem right that you can go to all that effort to stop Italy from happening and then they can take all your land on the peninsula anyway.

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>>187173117
I was able to expand Jerusalem by quite a bit and the Kingdom of Africa very slightly in a war against the Mamluks. Unfortunately the Ottomans declared war at the same time and took most of the northern provinces I had wanted to give to Jerusalem, however. I'm not exactly sure what to do about the Ottomans, because while I can certainly beat them in wars, I don't think I can ever truly bottle them up.

I think I'll try to take every coastal province in the Balkans from them, to ruin their interior CE and cause major rebellions--ideally. If that doesn't happen, though, they'll either get nothing from those provinces and they'll become incredibly cheap, or they'll build regional capitals and the Byzantines will benefit from it later.

I do want to take what they've just taken from the Mamluks. Closing the route for as much eastern expansion as possible is going to be critical. But Jerusalem is too destabilized to take more right now, so it'll have to be a war to improve the Byzantines first. Probably rotate Byzantines->Sicily (for Naples)->finish the Low Countries expansion->Jerusalem->Africa->Byzantium, but we'll see what happens. My vassals are starting to become large enough that population is becoming a concern for liberty desire, but that should reduce itself once I'm able to integrate Sicily and Holland. I just need to finish expanding them first.

>>187175304
Is there a good nation in M&T for learning the mod?

>>187175570
Any medium-sized nation that's relatively safe is a good base for 2.0, because your main danger will probably be estates on top of trying to learn everything else. I would recommend England. You can try winning the Hundred Years' War (it's absolutely possible, although still difficult) but if you wanted to you could also decline to do so. As long as you have a strong navy you'll be protected and you can learn the mechanics in relative safety, until colonialism hits and you can become a more active participant.

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Where is /gsg/ on this chart?

>>187175756
Thanks
Would the low countries be safe as well or is the region very active?

>>187175813
in your anus

>>187175813
damn this shit is retarded

>>187175852
No, it's very railroaded. That's one of the worst parts of M&T honestly, but thankfully that stops after about 100 years. The problem is that Burgundy sometimes get inheritance events (I don't know the triggers) that give them control over almost all the Low Countries, even if the nations in question have rulers or are vassals/in a different union. It's something I've been meaning to complain about for a long time but I've never gotten around to it.

Anyway a Netherlands game is really fun and I've seen someone else here try it, but it's definitely not a beginner prospect. The safest countries, if you want some other options, are England, Portugal, Spain (probably start as Trastamara and ally France), Naples and the Ottomans. Naples is really restricted in its expansion, though. The Ottomans are worse actually because they thrive on rapid expansion that will put you into conflict with your estates more rapidly, but they're also very easy to win as in the early game, and they've got a strong economy.

>>187176034
I definitely want to do an England game just because of how much fun it is in vanilla and Naples could be fun not starting under Aragon and conquering North Africa.
Thanks for the advice!

>>187175051
vassals are cheating in victoria as they can never rebel, no matter what. you just puppet/release lombardia as puppet and they're yours no matter what for the rest of the game.

what you're doing is removing on of the few mechanics out there than prevent it.

>>187176225
No problem. If you do decide to do England, keep in mind I don't think you can enforce the union in the first war. You'll get Aquitaine as a union-march (which I don't think you can presently integrate in any way; they're looking into it) and if you win I think you can also get Brittany as an ally temporarily, but you need to fight the French again in order to get the PU. Before you declare on the French for the second time (if you want to go for the PU), if you decide to fight some of the Irish counts in the meantime, don't conquer too much. Overextension in M&T directly effects how much taxes you make and how large your manpower pool is, so be cautious with expansion in critical periods like that.

>top post on /r/paradoxplaza is a screenshot from a gay hookup app

can't make this shit up

>>187176637
How do you know it's a gay hookup app? Hmm?

>the latest post in /gsg/ is about some red.ditor who went to red.dit and is complaining about them
can't make this shit up

>shoves paradox games into purse
100% chance its a tranny

>>187177318
nothing wrong with that to be honest

>>187177517
men dont call their bag a "purse" only faggots (trannies) do it to sound feminine
t. bag owner

>>187177630
was saying there was nothing wrong with them being a tranny, I'd fuck them

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>>187177680
would you fuck this?

you are subhuman cancers

>>187176290
revolts can unpuppet vassals though

>>187177747
you must be pretty gay if you wouldn't

>>187177747
cover the face and it's cool

>>187178070
Nah, HPM changed that in the latest version. Revolts no longer affect alliances or spheres/vassals.

>>187178136
that makes no sense

>>187178136
What? Well that's fucking stupid.

>>187178136
I don't like it. Fuck Russia has gone through 3 revolutions and still has Finland puppeted and France as an ally.

>>187178252
meant for
>>187178247
>>187178183

>>187178252
Yeah. Speaking as the guy who started all this, how can I mod such a thing back in? If I fall to a revolution, I deserve to lose all my puppets desu.

>>187178136
Getting real sick of HPM's shit. New mod that keeps the good bits of HPM while making the game actually fun again when?

>>187180128
Never because, despite some of his retarded choices, he's the only one who actually knows the deeper mechanics of the game. Hitlermod and Bombermod are the perfect example of other /gsg/ modders. Nothing but surface level shit like events.

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Hello

Very new to Vicky2. Some anon posted this before and it helped a lot. Are there any more images like this?

>>187175813
this is your brain on /pol/

>>187180580
This is completely out of date though and doesn't account for HPM changes.

Also, here's the usual unfunny memes that /gsg/ seems to love:
why is asap the same colour as important?
why is good the same colour as important?
why is useless the same colour as nice to have?

So on and so forth.

>>187180717
What's HPM? Like CK2+ for V2? (hopefully better)

>>187180785
I guess you really are new. It's an attempt to make the game more historically accurate, more flavour and fixing Paradox's embarrassing mistakes. It's in the OP.

>>187180868
Yeah sorry, I really haven't tried V2 at all.

Would you recommend the mod to a new player or should I play vanilla for a bit first. Stuff like this >>187178136 worries me