/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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Vetra is still cute.

Palaven genocide best day of my life

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Team dextro best squad.

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Shepard

>>187105992
>(embed) edition

>tfw the turians took all of your colony's women
>consensually

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>tfw no turian gf

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>>187105992
> piss everyone off edition

you have no power over me

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>prefering a bad fade to black romance in (((MEA)))
toppleb

>>187106816
Why is she so perfect?

palaven needs moms

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>>187106797

right turning Aminoacids for the win. Levo´s cant compete

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>>187107843
>ywn get another ME game with the old crew again

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I wanted to read Fornax and put the femtur pin-up poster on the cabin wall.

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>>187107331
Cheeky kraut

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furfags need to fuck off

>>187108902
Ayyfags in general are cancer.

>>187108902
>being a squidfucker
>furfags

O-okay.

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>>187108386
> not wanting to have the superior Fornax editions
what a pleb taste

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We've had it before, but what's your raifu?
Doesn't matter why, just post your favorite gun.

>>187109258
ME2 Revenant

>>187109258
Black Widow

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>>187109258
>>187109501
this

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>>187105992

Mass Effect needs more latex butts and legs. Or just some shiny material like Cora's space polymer, or even just very skintight matte materials.
Visible thigh squish, too, from either holsters or thigh satchels.

Bioware could add so much detail to the armour, I wish they still kept the light to heavy suits.

>>187108902
why would you even bring that up?

>>187109893
i wished there was more soft armor like fabric

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>>187109940
femturfags are furries in denial

>>187109258

They all look like ugly, oversized bricks with grips, but the burst on this one was pretty cool.

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>>187109998

Oh, yeah, bringing light armour into the current gen would've been amazing.
Light, mostly fabric and polymer-based armour to give the user maximum flexibility and agility while still providing some protection. Like the front part of Cora's suit, with added ballistic padding on the thighs, hips, back, upper arms.

>>187110047
but they have no fur

>>187111847
irrelevant

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>>187105992
Can someone tell me where the Dragon Age general went?

>>187112549
To hell where it belongs.

>>187112549
To shit. There were 3 thread attempts and they all died before 20 posts were reached. No one cares. Wait for DA4, there is nothing to discuss.
>inb4 there is nothing to discuss about ME either
Yeah well fuck me

>>187105992
should really have thread themes again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI

>>187112549
Into the dumpster where it belongs.

>>187112549
Resting in peace.

>>187112716
But there is nothing to discuss about ME either, never mind that it's the inferior series.

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>>187113452
shu-shu hambeast, make your own thread if you need it that much

>>187112549
I thought there would be writefags in /dag/ to keep it alive.

>>187113452
Yet people discuss the games and post fics daily. Interesting, isn't it?

I´m surprised noone posted the launch of the Formsat-5.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4u3ZN2g_MI

Actual Vid starts somewhere at 9:30 or so.
> SpaceX is targeting launch of FORMOSAT-5 from Space Launch Complex 4 East (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Air Force Base in California.
The 42-minute launch window opens on Thursday, August 24 at 11:51 a.m. PDT, or 18:51 UTC. The satellite will be deployed approximately 11 minutes after launch.

>>187113924
Thanks anon, I really need to follow more space stuff.

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>>187105992
Not sure where else I can post this but, Jade Empire seems to run weird and slow on my laptop is there a way to fix this?

>>187113813
No accounting for taste, otherwise COD and Overwatch would not be so popular.

>>187114753
Nope. It's practically unfixable.

>>187114882
You seem to be a little salty about what others enjoy. Why do you care?

>>187115209
>Implying I'm salty
>Implying I didn't post that completely straight faced and unemotional while having 2 other tabs open for porn and youtube videos

>>187114753
post it in the Jade Empire general.

>>187116189
THERE'S A JADE EMPIRE GENERAL!?

>>187116432
no. you better make one.

>>187116432
It's called /bwg/

Oh, wait.

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>tfw /dag/ is finally dead

>>187117706
Mass Effect General will follow it soon.

>>187118003
Sure it will anon.

>>187118161
Not on my watch.

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>>187118003
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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>>187118003
No, you're here forever.

what do you anon's think about a story in which a group of humans are uplifted by the hanar to act as their military
it would follow a hanar body guard on the citadel that has a hard time integrating with life their until his handler finds that he's not socializing enough and takes him out

>>187118003
>>187118220
or mine

>>187113738
lol

>>187118781
sounds like an aspergers therapy program

>>187118670
>those green eyes
Proof that the extended cut dlc was sloppily thrown together by some interns, fucking hell I don't know how anybody looks at that and says "yep, this is fine, not creepy or sinister at all"

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>>187109258
objectively best

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Well, this place is deader than /dag/
Roll for a waifu?
I'll write what I roll.

>>187120923
>deader than /dag/
That's not possible. Rolling

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>>187119732
You think the eyes are sinister?

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>>187121349

>>187121349
delet

wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWO-cvGETRQ

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Noice. Unless you don't like cute girldick. But then, what kind of faggot doesn't like cute dicks?
>https://oceanmyhope.tumblr.com/image/164569034174

>>187123478
hello frontpage of reddit

>>187123478

They do really good stuff.

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>>187106126
No doubt about that

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>>187121349

>>187124927
Movie scene was a good one.

I MISS /dag/ ! >_,<

>>187126152
Eat a old dick you old bitch

/dag/ is gone for good... finally...

>>187106126
>>187124927
>>187126063
No.

>>187126152
then go and make a new one and never come back

>>187126783
but /ddg/ is also gone which makes me sad

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>>187120923
fuck it why not

>>187120923
qt drell please

>>187126783
>>187126152
>>187121092
>>187117706
>>187114753
Awful lot of talk about general that's supposed to be dead.

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>>187126895
Listen dog I understand you like your femturs chubby but thats on you, not us.

>>187124927
>"Aren't you uncomfortable sitting on that soapbox for two hours, Scott?"

>>187127721
It wouldn't be the first time an evening with Vetra left Scott with a sore ass.

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>>187128301
Gay

>>187128301
Why was suvi the only decent looking woman in MEA?

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>>187127682
Sid is a minor!

>>187132984
is she? How old is she? And how old is scooter?

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>>187132984
Come on, Scooter is like an uncle to Sid. He'd never do anything drastic. right?

>>187133698
this shit is getting weird

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>>187135273

>>187127348
Let's be honest. Dragon age has always been inferior to Mass effect. Their general was only active around the dlc release, proof that their fans are normie tumblrinas. We have a more dedicated fanbase who care about the lore/waifus and overall well-being of the franchise.

>>187135273
I thought I saw a bunch of KLs in there. Glad I was wrong. Comfy stuff.

>>187136479
>We have a more dedicated fanbase who care about the lore/waifus and overall well-being of the franchise.
all things BW shits on.

But seriously why does it feel like BW and EA favor DA over ME?

>>187136964
Nah I found it on /wg/ and i thought it was cool.

But yeah it totally looks like a trap

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>>187136450

>>187140427
>lens flares against a nebula
wot

dear jack poster. The Jack and Shepard family fic is completed. Going to post it when I get home. Need to figure out a name.

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>>187140546
How's this big mushroom thing?

Hi /meg/.

Just swinging by to remind everyone that comfy CYOA update tomorrow.

>>187141121
but I thought someone was trying to murder us

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>>187140776
Well I'm doing for today

Let's see someone else keep this place alive

>>187141235
:^)

>>187141235
were hanging out at her apartment for now
>>187141121
stress release?

>>187141121
Nice. I honestly been looking forward to your updates

>>187141489
Fuck I wish I hadn't seen this

disgusting blue pig bitch. Someone post that comic were Garrus shoots her.

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>>187141728
This version would have been so much cuter.

>>187141942
You whore

>>187141446
Thanks anon, comfy space is always nice.

>tfw you will never explore space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIp96hvHRKM

Recommended texture packs for ME Trilogy?

>>187142439
You been on the Mass Effect Nexus yet?

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purest waifu

>>187112729
Shit. That should be the theme of the general

>>187142710
I still think she humped that Drell

>>187142609
Yeah. Been using ME3Explorer and shit. Save Editors are fine but could have more choices. Not enough mods for all various gear and shit.

>>187142914
oh then idk

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>>187142901

>"EA executive VP Patrick Soderlund: For Mass Effect as a franchise, that has such a big fanbase, and you know I've seen people saying 'Oh, EA's not making another Mass Effect'. I see no reason why we shouldn't come back to Mass Effect," he said. "Why not? It's a spectacular universe, it's a loved series, it has a big fanbase, and it's a game that has done a lot for EA and for BioWare."

>"I usually don't do this, but this is one of those places where I feel like the game got criticised a little bit more than it deserved, I think the game is actually a great game. Yes, we have to acknowledge the fact that there were some things that maybe we could have done better, absolutely, but as a whole, if you go in and you buy the game today with everything that's in it today, I believe that that's a game worth buying, personally."

>"What we need to be careful though of is, whenever we bring Mass Effect back again, we have to make sure that we bring it back in a really [relevant] way, and in a fresh, exciting place," he added. "That's my job, and that's Casey's [Hudson] job, and BioWare and the Mass Effect team's job, to figure out what that looks like, and that we don't know yet, but we will."

I believe in Casey

>>187143796
That hoe definitely fucked that drell

>>187144591
>I feel like the game got criticised a little bit more than it deserved
No

>>187144591
>and in a fresh, exciting place
Which would be... where?

>>187145874
The milky way after the destroy ending, obviously.

>>187145874
Rachni space.

>>187143054
It's fine. The textures for some shit are still low-resolution on PC. Goes for 1-3 even with that nice resolution pack for 1.
Don't even care to play Andromeda yet.

>>187148296
Yeah the textures in ME1 are fucking horrible.

But Andromeda was kinda weird for me. It ran perfectly but I kept getting pixel boxes all over the place in the tempest and desert areas

>>187148296
what? you can install hr textures for all 3 games, looks better than andromeda. just search for ALOT for ME2/3 and MEUITM for ME1.

>>187148936
I had the yuge ISO from IGG-Games I didn't even bother to install the game.
>>187149123
Already using MEUITM for ME1. Just want to find more for ME2 & 3. The validator and fixer thing for the TPFs with ME3Explorer before I install them.
It's the random weapons, walls, armors, etc. which I'm trying to look for mods of.

>>187149321
ALOT has an installer which replaces those textures you dont even have to use the explorer anymore. are you retarded?

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>>187140578
Oh shit that's awesome, I can't wait to read it.

>>187149423
ok

>>187149420
Only used ALOT for ME2, not for 3.

>>187120923

Walking home from work required you to pass through a dingy alleyway just out of the way of normal traffic. Streets on the Asteroid were never too wide, to the point where special regulations needed to be put in place to limit the number of people walking down one street at a time.
A claustrophobic's worst nightmare.

You figured out that passing through this alleyway would save you from the rush hour hordes. But would put you in a whole new kind of danger.

Nearly a year ago, you stopped by a cafe near the bottom of the station, a small and unassuming place, but one that employed the love of your life.
She was a former Asari pirate, once trained for surprise attacks and silently taking out crews one by one. But through circumstances she never talks about, she ended up a waiter in said cafe.
Maybe she wanted someone normal, you weren't really anything of note.
But something about you drew her to you. Maybe you'll never find out.

However, there was something about her that you knew, and new the hard way.
Her infatuation for all things exhibitionary.
She loved sex in public places, not necessarily in view of public, but somewhere there was a distinct possibility of being caught in the act.
while walking home, she used her aforementioned stealth skills to ambush you in a dimly lit alleyway. Pinning you against a wall, she positioned herself so her lips were at your ear, and her hands at your waist.

"You know what I want, darling."
"H...Here?"

"Yes, right here, right now"

She unzipped your pants, and slid them down to your ankles, underwear as well.

The station's air brushed against your exposed balls, stripping away your dignity. But you would soon realize there was more for her to take.
Her left hand reached around your waist, cupping your balls, lightly massaging them. But her right hand had moved over to your right ass cheek, and began lightly groping and squeezing.

"Tell me, have you ever faced an Asari cavity search before? Few humans have"

>>187120923
Roll

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I can't believe we got fucking killed

>>187150327
Who's "we"?

>>187150327
>>187150841
Yeh, who's this 'we' boshet?

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>>187105992
How is this thread still a thing

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>>187151027
write fags and waifutards
and i can't leave no matter what i do

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>>187151027
How are you still a thing?

>>187152961
ok which faggot thought hi-heels was a good idea

>>187153054
I think the French invented them

hey i know this might be a dumb question but do you guys believe in aliens?

>>187156306
yes

>>187156306
It'd be dumb not to. There's an infinite universe out there, there has to be alien life.

>>187156306
There are just too many other possible planets out there that might support life. So yeah.

/DAG/ thread
>>187156448
>>187156448
>>187156448
>>187156448

>>187156669
>/trash/

>>187156669
fuck off, most people would rather meg die then merge with your garbage

>>187156669
nobody gives a shit

>>187156486
>>187156592
>>187156613
Have you guys seen that documentary called "extraordinary: the stan romanek story" and I got freaked out.

Not really cause of the Aliens but because of the supposed cover up's.

>>187156486
>>187156592
>>187156613
SayIf you guys saw proof of extraterrestrial beings what would you do?

>>187156306
>>187156592
>>187156613
With the probabilistic argument, I refer back to the Drake equation, in which habitable planets are but one parameter. I still believe it supports a yes conclusion, but keep all factors in mind.

>>187157285
Lube up my dick.

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>>187157361
>look up Drake equation
>"The universe has 10 million, million, million suns (10 followed by 18 zeros) similar to our own. One in a million has planets around it. Only one in a million million has the right combination of chemicals, temperature, water, days and nights to support planetary life as we know it. This calculation arrives at the estimated figure of 100 million worlds where life has been forged by evolution."
>100 million worlds
holy shit dude

>>187157575
i dont know why expected a different answer

>>187157705
All those possibilities to lewd ayys.

FYI they confirmed today that 1.10 was also the final MP patch

Continuing support will just be four unreleased characters and some weapons that are already in the files, new APEX mission types and server-side tweaks if they have to fix anything balance wise

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>>187157997
all those possibilities of evil alien empire who would destroy us upon first contact

i mean think about it. if a race becomes powerful enough as to travel between worlds it might not be peaceful

they might lupe up thier own dicks

>>187158129
Why is this the reality I'm in?

>>187158320
>we rape them
>board their ships
>rape their ships
>head to their home world
>rape their leaders
HUMANITY NUMBER 1

>>187158320
>lupe
fuck

*lube

>>187158129
Are there any ideas on the new characters?

>>187158480
>rape their ships
how do you rape a ship?

>>187158565
if were lucky male female quarian and male female drell

>>187158630
if it has a ai give it digital aids
if it's normal just find some holes

>>187158762
that sound like it would hurt my dick

>>187158565
all male BT's

>>187159074
we must send a message, how would the moral look if the surviving members of the fleet sent against us cum back covered in human seed

>>187158565
Human Juggernaut
Fortify, Shockwave, Snap Freeze
Unique Remnant Armor passive - basically a killing spree, as you deal damage your damage, speed, melee damage and defense steadily rise, at max power kills give you iframes
Remnant Cryo Gauntlet melee

Human Artificer
Cryo Beam, Remnant VI, Invasion
Unique Defense Drone passive - boosts defense and attacks/primes things that engage you at close range
Remnant Cryo Gauntlet melee

Human Guardian
Backlash, Shield Boost, Warp (like old Warp, it primes, detonates and debuffs)
Has teleport dash and the Angara melee that heals on hit

Human Commando
Singularity, Turbocharge, Warp
No unique passives

>>187158331
Because you touch yourself at night

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>>187159260
>a female scientist of the invading aliens scrapes off some human seed from a soldiers armor
>she wonders what it tastes like
>she sneaks a lick off her hand
>it's the most delicious thing she's ever tasted and makes her hornier than shes ever been
>she convinces other females to taste human seed
>all alien females leave the invading mother ship and every human male has a harem of at least 10 sexy aliens drunk on their cum

WE MUST RAPE!

>>187160070
>once again proving why women shouldn't be in the military

>>187160070
reminds me of this fic i glanced at where humans were a sexual powerhouse while the galaxy at large was like a nun house in terms of sexual activity. forgot the name

>>187133556
Sid is 16 per the game files, and Scooter was born in 2163 making him 21 or 22 depending on the month.

>>187160651
Well then it's a little weird but they are around the same age and have roughly the same level of maturity

>>187160371
>skeleton stripped clean in space
Someone on the art team needs a firm bitch slapping.

>>187160371
Spooky.

>Half Life 2 Episode 3 plot got published by former writer of game
>Was supposed to have a cool as fuck Dyson Sphere
>Will officially never happen now
I'm strangely mad about this. Why can't we get good sci-fi vidya anymore?

>>187161687
People seem to be more interested in high fantasy, or maybe it make more money

Either way blame Tolkien

>>187150152
Good work anon, all your shorts have been nice.

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Late night Jack post!

>>187162073
Star Wars makes even more money though. And even if that isn't hard sci-fi surely it shows that sci-fi can be marketed to the mass market just like high fantasy can?

>>187162392
>surely it shows that sci-fi can be marketed to the mass market just like high fantasy can?
Apparently not.

>>187162392
People don't like Star Wars for its high fantasy. They like it for Chewie and Han and Rey and lightsabers and TIE fighters because they recognize those things and react positively to them. The only thing VII proved was that you don't have to give a fuck about your universe as long as you can make the audience love you.

>>187163207
>Rey

>>187163304
If you don't think the average Star Wars fan, by which I mean the 22 year old overweight white chick who actually buys merch, is in love with the idea of an 85 lbs woman who is perfect in every way beating up a bunch of white men than I don't know what to tell you.

>>187163598
yeah i know
funny how mary sue's are now in films instead of just fanfiction

>>187161687
>Half Life 2 Episode 3 plot got published by former writer of game
Wew, it actually happened.

>>187162182
Thank you

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Hey guys

What if

Guys

What if

We make our OWN SciFi original story, inspired by mass effect and whatever else

AND GET FUCKING RICH

>>187163762
Feminism ruined good female characters in media and it sucks. We've regressed back to 1930s tier character writing.

>>187164537
I don't want to meet any of you in person

>>187164683
>We've regressed back to 1930s tier character writing.
Gone with the wind was made in the 30s, that shit was great.

>>187164801
TFW u will never watch Gone With the Wind with your alien gf

>>187164858
>she will never show you her races iconic movies
>Constantly look at her face throughout and change your emotions accordingly
>When it ends you tell her you loved them even though that you didn't understand any of it and thought they made no sense

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>>187164858
tfw no femtur cosplaying as a southern belle.

>>187164801
I meant as an overarching trend. Last year Arrival had an amazing female protag but for every one Dr. Banks we had a million Ghostbusters.

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What is gud movie to wach with humen man?

Asking for a fren.

>>187166662
Alien vs Predator

>>187140776
> mushroom thing

reeeeeee, that´s the Horsehead nebula (yeah, the one you can visit in the game). It´s approximately 3,5 Lightyears in size

>>187141121
pls be at a reasonable time for me

>>187156306
yes

>>187166662
2 Girls 1 Cup

Humans love this

>>187166662
Fleet & Flotilla

>>187166662
>turian piercings
fucking disgusting and nonsensical.

>>187171167
Is that Turian piercings or any?

>>187172029
any turians

>>187166662
Schindler's List, it's a historical rom-com about a factory owner falling in love with his employees.

Also mandatory cyuut for that turian :3

>>187166662
cannibal holocaust

>>187166662
Green Elephant

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For Jackposter, from the filthy leaf

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12627832/1/

>>187177045
Well done, Dan. Good stuff so far.

Now fucking finish Our Private World.

>>187177208
I just wrote 500 words. Going to get it done no later then monday

>>187177285
Good.

You opened this message.

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>>187177481

>>187177045
Good job leaf man.

>>187166662

The piercings are pretty cool. There must be places on the plates where it's just chitin without any nerves or blood circulation.

>>187179942
I would assume so, from the way their 'lips' move in the games it seems that their faces include some sort of flexible cartilaginous tissue.

Liara getting her asshole filled. Lovely tits, too.
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/LumiNyu/534539/Liara-Tsoni-Anal
The white pubes are a bit weird, though.

>>187181404
she's like 100 years old dude, what do you want

>>187181723

Well, she's an asari so I was expecting a smooth vagina.
Fat, puffy and plump. And a real meaty donut asshole. Or maybe that's Miranda.

>>187181404
if they can have eyebrows now then how can you justify asari not having pubes? that'd be xenophopatriarcharialisticanazifascismisusmnazinazinazi

>>187183874
xenophopatriarcharialisticanazifascismisusmnazinazinaziFrom:AsariMilitaryCommandGood.Youopenedthismessage.Thisisn'tactuallyasarimilitarycommand.They'rebusytendingtowhat'sleftoftheirplanet.SoyousurvivedourfightonThessia.You'renotasweakasIthought.Butneverforgetthatyourbestwasn'tgoodenoughtostopme.Nowanentireplanetisdyingbecauseyoulackedthestrengthtowin.ThelegendofShepardneedstobere-written.IhopeI'mthereforthelastchapter.Itendswithyourdeath.-KL

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>>187181404
>ayy with a little fur
I really like it.

>>187185246
>furries in denial will defend this

>>187185246
Completely inexcusable.

>>187185670
>blue humans with tentacles instead of hair
>furry
Negro I ain't a fan of blue parasites either but thats retarded

>>187186218
tfw no tentacle pubes that can pulse against the shaft while you're fucking.

no its not gay

>>187186093
You mean you never experienced the thrill of worming your hand inside a girl's panties, ruffling through prickly short hair?
It's a pretty good feeling.

>>187181404
nice

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>>187177045
Wow! I loved it! What a great thing to wake up to.
the Shepard bashing in the beginning was hilarious and you wrote Mom Jack perfectly.

seriously, thank you for this, theres not a lot of good art or fics of Jack compared to the other women so anything is greatly appreciated.

ded day

>>187188350
Seeing this, I remembered that one guy who had like 12gbs of Garrus and Glyph romance art.
I wonder if that's true. I have never even seen a single picture of it.

Does anyone else remember that? Or am I stupid?

>>187190717
I don't remember it and it sounds odd, searching paheal just shows Glyph floating around observing or sometimes a Transformer.

>>187190717
I remember him bragging about it but I don't remember a link

>>187191728
Ok yeah so I didn't just make that up.

What a weird pairing though, and why would he brag about it?

>>187191705
Yeah I've never found any pics either. It makes me wonder if it was all BS. I hope it was

It's out

https://spacemaxmarine.deviantart.com/gallery/63654776/Third-chance-II

>>187158320
who says we werent already conquered but nobody knows about it and the ones who do get priviledged status over the mob?
what if the transition to a docile human slaverace is already in motion?

>>187192841
And what is this exactly?

>>187193127
this kills the irish

>>187193124
a brief overview shows this isn´t KL-ing

>>187192817
Someone explain to me how having long hair is practical or even possible for someone who lives inside a suit all the time?

>>187193705
Mass Effect fields

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>>187193705
everyone knows tali really looks like this, the long hair shit is just pandering and the source of a google stock image.

>>187193969
good meme

>>187193969
ayy

>>187192847
>what if the transition to a docile human slaverace is already in motion?
God I hope I'm a sex slave for some sexy ayy matriarch

But seriously, I don't think we've been infiltrated, I think the first time we encounter "aliens" will be a false flag that was made by the government or governments to put their people in line

What would unite Humanity and make us forget all the other bullshit in our lives and countries, more than an "alien invasion"?
It may sound stupid but this theory has some real legs

>>187193472
What a wasted opportunity

>>187193127
I want to eat out Jack's tight little ass

>>187194305
you should read up on eisenhower, he basically surrendered earth.
the top 1% are the minions of ayys or even ayys themselves and are transforming earth into a wasteland dystopia.
atleast there are other human like good ayys out there, but earth is basically the garbage pin of the universe under the foot of the bad ayys who want to enslave us.

>>187194553
>tattooed whore who spent a lifetime doing anything for money and drugs
>tight little ass
you're gonna be supremely disappointed in regards to the total diameter of her asshole if you purchase her for the night

>>187195015
I'd still eat that shit nigga

>>187195276
i'd expect nothing less from a jackfag

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>>187195398

>>187195548
thanks, don't have to

>>187193127

I want to tongue Ashley's asshole while Miranda sits on her face while EDI makes out with and gropes Miranda while Samara strokes me.

>>187194826
>the top 1% are the minions of ayys or even ayys themselves and are transforming earth into a wasteland dystopia

it's things like this that can make a man go crazy from paranoia

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Waifus with huge butts!

>>187196036
post ME waifus then and not 3D trash you fucking animal.

>>187196281

Hey, I'll post big butts!

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>>187196036

More of a small and perky butt though with a similar pose.

>>187196851
That does not look like Miranda

>>187120923
Roll

>>187193124
If you're a femquar fag this guy's comic is pretty top notch

>>187192841

White knighting quarian-loving faggots who self-insert as the big stronk human defending helpless quarian bitches from racist aliens are the lowest form of life after femtur-loving faggots

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>>187197691
>quarian-loving faggots are the lowest form of life after femtur-loving faggots
ftfy

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>187197691

Stay mad queers

>>187198040
There's no way Liara's ass is that small

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>>187196036

>>187198429

In-game body, so yes.

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>>187199716
Well it's not that small in my mind

Bitch got a big ol blue booty

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>>187200784
Liara has really nice childbearing hips. 10/10 would make blue babies with.

>>187200894
Only bad thing about impregnating her as much as possible is none of the kids would look like me.

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>>187201205
Im more than happy if they would look like Liara.

>>187201349
Bitch could be hoeing herself all around the citadel and you wouldn't even know.

Is it worth it?

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>>187201529
why are you so insecure?
shepard took her virginity, she will always be faithful to her.
Liara isnt some filthy slut like tali or miranda that hoes around.

>>187201705
Tali hoes around?

>>187201782
slut installed a vibrator into her suit, you tell me. she is unpure.

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>>187201705
>shepard took her virginity

This is what liarafags actually believe

>>187201982
I forgot they could do that

>>187202008
True, am I supposed to believe she didn't get proper fucked in 100 years?

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>>187202008
>never played ME1 romancing Liara
the absolute state of /meg/

Best waifu to spoon tenderly with?

>>187202323
Samara, Liara, Chakwas, Jack, and Tali

I'd say Miranda but see never seemed like the spooning type. More like the intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation type

Kelly has PTSD and screams in her sleep

EDI is half metal

And kasumi would just look around the room looking at the things she'd like to steal

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>>187202323

Would like to spoon with Ashley.

>>187202923
feeling her dick up from behind?

>>187202923
Shit I totally forgot about Ashely.
Yeah she'd be nice to spoon with too

>>187203047

Sure.

>>187202323
suprisingly enough, Samara.

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>>187202858
>I'd say Miranda but see never seemed like the spooning type.

ME2 disagrees. (Don't mind the text.)

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who would win
a squad of space marines with jump jets
or a battalion of council forces including short range air and land vehicles
the battlefield is a open plain with a broken building in the center for the space marines to use for cover
for the space marines they have a heavy weapons specialist
and before you ask no there is no orbital bombardment just a pure land battle
so who wins

>>187201982
She installed a vibrator into her suit because Shepard's dick was so good. That's not whoring around, that's loyalty.

>>187204050
Space Marines

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>>187204187
that was before he gave her the D you fucking retard.

>>187204050
Depends. Which SM chapter/legion is it, 30k or 40k, regular or primaris?

are the council forces just regular servicemen or special forces boyos?

>>187204520
Imperial fists
Yes there are a few special forces but they get called in after the first few waves ended up dead

>>187204050
>faghammer

>>187204520
>>187204728
Forgot to say 40k

>>187201982
Masturbation doesn't count compared to getting 70 years of turian dicks in your blueberry pie

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>>187205019
>t. triggered talicuck
you know tali is hitting it off with garrus after shepard died in the ending right?

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>People are actually replying to Liarautist.

>>187205781
They were probably fucking all over the ship while Shepard was playing with his model ships and hamster.

>>187205019
Wait, why turian dicks? Did she have a history with the raptors or something? Can't blame her though, krogan cock might be so good, but it can't beat the big turian calibrator.

Liara regularly gets her fat, dark blue pussy filled with big KROGAN cocks.

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>we will never have another Mass Effect like scifi ever again

Shit sucks, especially considering we need it now again.

This world is being drawn into different camps, and a full-blown demographic war is brewing and at its breaking point. White against Black, Man against Woman, Left Against Right. We need another story that promotes and romanticizes cooperation, diversity and peace.

But instead, we get stories childishly written to have one group be the bad guy that gets its ass handed to them ninety ways to sunday by a plucky character that's supposed to represent either blacks, trans or whoever else. It's like people have an invested interest in dehumanizing other people. Worst part is that nobody sees this as a bad thing. In fact, they're reveling in this damnable culture war. The Sargon of Akkads of the world, the Anita Sarkesions of the world peddle this bullshit, feeding on the fearful and paranoid mobs, sucking their money and polluting their minds with tribalism.

Independence Day may not be the best movie, but I love it for this reason. It promotes working and living together; joining forces to fight for our freedom and safety.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1IK_9apWs

>Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today
>We cannot afford to be consumed by our petty differences anymore
>We will be united in our common interests
>Perhaps it is fate that today is the fourth of July
>And you will once again be fighting for our freedom
>not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation
>We're fighting for our right to live. To exist.
>And should we win the day, the fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday
>But as the day when the world declared in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!"
>"We're going to live on! We're going to fight!"


That is some powerful shit, especially for a meh movie like Independence Day.

We need more stuff like this in our movies.

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>>187207421
t. cuck that has to watch his waifu take varren and projects his fetish on other waifus
shame on you, no go sit in the corner.

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>>187193127
>not posting the proper version

>>187208035
>no Tali
Keelah

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>>187208035
Femshep giving you too much of a boner on a blue board?
I know that feeling.

>>187208293
too much of a barf reflex you mean. now get back into your hole again.

>>187207687
You gotta believe in Casey anon!
:^)

>NO MORE UPDATES LMAO

>>187208035

I want to see all five fugg.

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>>187208598
I know Femshep makes one nervous to the point of getting sick, damn lewd succubus she is.

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>>187208905
I'll be cautiously optimistic, but he better not pull the shit he and Mac pulled with 3.

Can someone link the forum posts that one guy at bioware wrote that explained why 3 had shitty ending? Something about Casey and Mac locking themselves in a room to write the ending and refusing anyone to double check it?

>>187209379
I just want to know where the fuck they're going to take it now, if they even make one.

>>187209379
Oh blimey, suddenly I want to kill a person. What would ME2 and 3 look like without Walters?

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>>187207256
>big turian calibrator.

Gave me a chuckle.

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>>187212006
Asari, Human, it doesn't matter. They all want the BTC

>>187213203
Batarian cock?

>>187213203
Bitcoin?

>>187213325
>>187213203
wuht sluht!! HROJ HROJ HROH!

What is the most fun way to play Ryder?

>>187214654
Retard who pisses off everyone because it doesn't even matter anymore