/meg/ - Mass Effect General

gigi-chan best waifu

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Asari Military Command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>>187449443
This is just lazy

>>187449443
Why are the Asari so shit?
>genetically engineered to be fantastic biotic combatants that can create an army anywhere with sentient life
>given Prothean technology and first to discover Citadel, massive science advantage over the other council races
>lifetime of over 1000 years, long enough to master all forms of hand to hand combat and marksmanship

>suck ass at combat and don't share their Prothean tech, even in the face of the Reapers
The Justicar Code should compel them to kill Asari high command.

>>187449861
but mai waifu xDDDD

>>187449861
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure.

>>187449553
You can't even avoid it though. No spoiler as a sort of protection against it.

>>187450024
>No spoiler as a sort of protection against it.
But we've all read it before

>>187450024
but the point is to open it, like in game

>>187450191
You open the new thread and it's right there, the smart bastard.

>>187449443
>>187450157
>>187450191
>>187450317


I'm sorry anons, it's just that Good. You opened this thread. This isn't actually Mass Effect General. They're busy tending to what's left of their franchise. So you survived our fight with Anthem. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire fanbase is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of /meg/ needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with Page 10.
-CH

>>187450317
People usually don't read blocks of words

>>187450391
Damn. That whole thing was like a kick to the teeth

Previous thread is actually >>187105992

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I wonder what EDI's big robo boobs feel like.

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>Replaying Mass Effect 3
>Liara: "Its a device of unquantifiable power, yet after all of our research, we still don't know what it is"
>Hack it: "We've got salaraians, Turians, Asari, Geth, Quarians * Rachni working on it, but we still don't know what it really is, or what it does?"
>Jacob: "Things massive! there are some of the smartest people in the galaxy spending day and night trying to figure out what it is"
>Mfw it's a giant battery

New thread, new what are you doing to stay comfy /meg/?

>>187453893
Nah, at least a portion of its functions are within the crucible itself. Hence why certain options become unavailable to you if it's damaged, i.e. your EMS is low.

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>>187454124
people kept talking about dag being dead so much in the last thread, i felt like replaying Origins. so that's what im doing

Morrigan is best DA girl

>>187453893
>>Mfw it's a giant battery
Wait, it is?

>>187447964
Before your time, newfriend
/meg/ has been on life support almost as much as it hasn't been. Ask our nazi friend. He frequently had to save it from page 10 when America was asleep.

>>187455914
I've never seen 'DA characters as ME characters' pictures before. Are there more?

>>187457836
damn that guy must've been gone for a while cause i been here for over a year.

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>>187458178
yeah i got a couple of those, and vise versa too.

i think this is Merrill

>>187458178
while looking for some i found this
https://woodclaw.deviantart.com/favourites/56193404/Mass-Age-Dragon-Effect

enjoy!

>>187458471
That's weird. Being a random Alliance soldier makes no sense for Merrill.

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>>187458923

>>187458917
Thanks

>>187454385
But the crucible is damaged no matter your EMS points. When telling you about the red ending; Star child tells you the crucible is damaged and so can't target the reapers directly.

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Does anyone think they'll remaster the OT?

If so, what do you think they'll change?

>>187463052
>Does anyone think they'll remaster the OT?
Maybe in 5 years.

>If so, what do you think they'll change?
Those bioware homos will take away boobs and ass.

>>187463052
>If so, what do you think they'll change?
Hopefully 3's atrocious ending.

>>187463052
Maybe they'll do it to reset from the MEA reset and return to the Milky way.

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>>187463052
Hopefully they won't change anything. It should be graphical and engine improvements ONLY.

>>187465569
This would be nice, but Mac Walters is a fucking hack with his head up his ass.

>Oh ppl dint like my ending that I wrote by myself.
>Get the interns to make a slideshow so i can passive-aggresively mock the players for caring about a game theyve been following closely for nearly half a decade


Honestly, the last act of 3 needs to be rewritten. It should've been one long crawl to the Crucible, where all of your decisions influenced how far you got, with how many casualty and set backs you experience(low ems means you get fucking obliterated before or just before reaching the Crucible, thus letting the Reapers win, higher EMS lets you get there, but with setbacks and causalities, even higher ems lets you get there gloriously and with astounding success.) It's like the suicide mission, but instead of assigning squadmates to certain tasks, you telling the Alliance to help the Geth by bombing a horde of Husks, and so on.

Then, you activate the Crucible, and it totally fucking annihilates Harbinger. I mean full on "entire goddamn thing gets vaporized while it explodes". But, because video game, Harbinger uses the last of its energy to create an avatar in which to kill Shepard, once and for all(could be that he possess TIM, just like Saren and Sovereign. Pottery, and all that).

So, you fight a tiered battle with Harbinger, and after he's destroyed, you destroy the rest of the Reapers. But, since the Crucible is fucking gun-fu'ing Reapers by the dozen per minute, they all converge on the Crucible. Then, the Crucible computer alerts shepard that the Executioner program is now fully activated or something(just roll with it), so he and his squadmates evacuate the Crucible in bad ass style. Normandy picks them up, Crucible releases a wave that obliterates all the Reapers in the galaxy(using the Mass Relays).

Fuck, I shouldve been berought on to write.

>>187463052
I may be a shitty person for saying it, but I'd buy a remake simply for 3's multiplayer again. Something about both 3 and Andromeda's multiplayer just clicked with me and I could never stop playing, they were just too fun.

>>187469454
>Fuck, I shouldve been berought on to write.
We don't live in the best timeline. Actually it's arguably one of the worst ones, but at least it's not that one.

>>187463052
Would ME have been better if they included more spatial anomalies and flat-out weird random MOTW type shit?

>>187469454
>Fuck, I shouldve been berought on to write.
I'm sure every Mass Effect fan has thought that at some point

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>>187470619
>>187470653
I'll admit my idea is kind of dumb, but I came up with it in about ten minutes and it's better than the Star Brat.

How would you guys rewrite it?

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Late night Jack post!

>>187471341
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57c23f9881b2f

This is the sexual fantasy Jack was talking about with Liara

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12147073/1/Mass-Effect-The-Beginning-of-the-End

here's my fanfic if any of you rad lads want to laugh at it

>>187471158
I thought your idea was better than what we got anon.

>>187472178
Well it wasn't terrible, keep at it.

>>187471158
I liked it more than what we got too, I'm just saying we've all thought we could do better than the writers.

>>187471778
Was episode 3 ever made or did he quit?

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>>187472559
It also should've included a victory celebration scene and a medal scene, in vein of A New Hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH6a1iYQ0GA

>>187472808
Yeah, everyone thinks they can do everything until they do it. Story telling is actually kind of hard, even if you know what you're doing. The majority of it is thinking and brainstorming.

>>187472702
hit a brick wall because i don't know what i want to do after feros. don't want to go straight to noveria and end it really quickly, but i also don't want to do every side quest in a formulaic manner and drag it on for ages

>>187472946
it's evolved into this 15 minute long autism fest that may or may not ever be released. there have been some stills and stuff and updates on his tumblr but that's all

>>187473161
>that may or may not ever be released
fuck. What a waste of time.

>>187471158
I was honestly okay with the ending. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it either. Extended cut actually made it worse imo.

>>187473687
>synthetics and organics can never coexist!
>the Quarians and Geth put behind centuries of animosity and hate, and are now living peacefully

>>187473809
>this completely new and extremely tenuous truce that most players didn't even achieve is totally on the same level as millions, possibly billions of years of evidence to the contrary

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>>187473921
>The Star Child's very existence contradicting everything we know about the Reapers

>"We are each a nation"
>"Except that we are all controlled by a big bad who takes time to talk to you and gives you color-coded choices that mean nothing"

Also, Geths and Quarians will forever live in harmony! They will also get romantic with each other!

>>187474081
>romancing Geth

ten thousand lovers(in one unit)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evagdOg6x7Y

>>187474081
>They will also get romantic with each other!
I'd pay to see Quarian bitches get used and abused by the entire geth consensus

>>187474280
I'd pay to use and abuse a Quarian!

>>187474259
holy fuck so im not the only one who remembers TNT

>>187474081
>"We are each a nation"
I don't know why so many people hold that up as a reliable piece of information(or for that matter why they think it's well written). For all the talk of Reapers being lying scumbags and just manipulating/indoctrinating you, they seem perfectly happy to take that cringey pompous speech at 100% face value.

The Reapers work together toward a common goal that hasn't deviated in millions of years. At the very least, they'd have to have some sort of "consensus" like the Geth. If there's anything wrong with the Star Child, it's the fact that it conveniently manifests in a concrete form that Shepard can directly interact with, not the fact that it conceptually exists at all. But then, if it really were some abstract notion floating somewhere in Platonic space, it'd be difficult-to-impossible to resolve the plot.

The very concept of the Reapers was flawed from the beginning. Given those initial limitations, I feel the way things turned out wasn't that bad.

>>187474954
>I don't know why so many people hold that up as a reliable piece of information

Because Legion confirms it as true, and explains that individual Reapers DO function like the Consensus.

Also that being true and the Starkid don't conflict, he's not a puppetmaster conductors that personally gives the Reapers orders. He even explains how it works. He's the why Reapers do things, the Reapers are in charge of the how.

>>187473921
> millions, possibly billions of years of evidence to the contrary
That's the stupidest thing about the star child's explanation.
In all that time, in all the thousands of thousands of cycles the reapers have seen.
Not ONE species has ever created synthetics, and NOT tried to destroy them?

>Not for religious reasons?
>Not for logical reasons?
>Not for economic reasons?

If you roll a pair of dice enough times eventually you'll get snake eyes. And the Geth would have been peaceful residents of the galaxy if the Reapers hadn't shown up, or the Quarians act like fucking idiots.

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>>187471158
I like your idea of the EMS points governing how far you got to the citadel. I would have liked to have seen allies like the rachni, or the elcor in the last charge.

part 1

Your squad should have come up the Citadel with you (if you had high enough EMS) and followed you to Anderson. The Illusive man; now high on Reaper spores or some shit, takes control of all of you.

After explaining what he's doing, he forces you to draw your gun and shoot Anderson.

Then forces you to choose which team mate to kill. (Most effective if one was your waifu). After being forced to shoot one of your friends, you convince him that his plan is doomed to fail and to kill himself.

Your shot friend gives their parting goodbyes.

You then activate the Citadel with the living friend and sit by Anderson. Friend is trying to contact evac but to no success.

Anderson gives final speech and dies.

You and friend sit together and wait for the end (more romantic if waifu)

Hack it calls to say it's not working. So you and the remaining friend try everything to activate it. A platform rises out from under you and takes you to the crucible.

Harbinger is waiting for you there in avatar form.

He says he has halted the crucible firing and that they should accept their fate. You must then convince harbinger to fire the crucible, killing all reapers, or fight him in a boss battle (need to make it hard as balls)

He explains that the Reapers harvest advanced organics and synthetics to There literally is NO way to write the reapers well. I've tried, every explanation for their existence is either contradictory to what they do, or nonsensical and idiotic. perhaps it's best if they remain mysterious

So you fight harbinger or convince him to relinquish control. He will then ask that you do not destroy the reapers as they contain the collective knowledge of every cycle since the galaxies inception.

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>>187479216

Part 2

Here you get the three choices as before, but now, if you have a high enough EMS score. They won't kill you.

Control: Create an exact AI copy of yourself to harbinger, becoming him.
Synthesis: Ask your companion to chop your hand off. And now green glowy shit this time, that was fucking ridiculous.
Destroy: fire the unaltered beam and wipe out the Reapers.

Crucible fires, everyone gets out, and you & friend take shelter in Citadel. You're rescued a couple of days later.

Mourn Anderson, go to council and be praised as king shit of fuck mountain, with every woman and /cuteboy/ from here to Tuchanka lining up to suck your cyborg dick.


credits

Then free roam around destroyed galaxy + earth

Maybe not exactly all this, but something that lets the player get away with a 100% best ending with as much choice as possible

there shouldn't have been any choice with the ending. you just destroy them. survive if your ems is high enough, or remove ems entirely

then spend more time working on the post ending stuff

>>187480525
They should've set precedent for control ending in ME2. All those worthless Cerberus missions should've let us come across datapad or what have you informing us the TIM was interested in control as son as he learned about the Reapers

>>187480525
Ah yes, that's what people are looking for in the series Mass Effect. No choices.

>>187479374
>>187480525
I really think we should've been able to play after firing the Crucible to give us some actual closure. Honestly, the slideshow was shit and has always felt like more of an insult than an actual fix to the original ending. I wanted more than to just look at fucking pictures.

I think it would've been neat if we had some sort of "Farewell" mission similar to a Loyalty mission for each squadmate, where we help them one last time, get them sent home and established, or whatever, just so we can see how the war effected everyone. Maybe even attend the funerals of those we lost. And then finally, after you say your goodbyes to everyone, there's a quick cutscene with you and your waifu/Garrus/whatever relaxing on a far off beach, clink glasses, music comes in, and then credits.

It's cliche as fuck but I still think it would've given at least a little bit of satisfying closure.

>>187481550
you made choices through the entire series that are meaningless. having another meaningless choice at the end is stupid. instead, you can do better ending slides that actually make some of the choices you made feel somewhat meaningful

>>187455914
Morrigan looks so much better here it's not even funny, damn.

>>187463052
They should update the combat in ME1 & ME2 to match ME3, change the lighting and color palette in ME2 & ME3 to closer match ME1, and change the ending of ME3 to be less retarded.

>>187445469
I was one of the people keeping it alive though and I'm still here, so don't talk to me or my wife's daughters ever again!

>>187479216
The only feasible way to keep the Reapers from becoming stupid is to avoid giving them clear motives or origins. Keep them alien and unknowable.

/meg/ is better than /dag/, my sweet anons.

>>187483803
/dag/ has worst husbandos

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>>187483992

>>187484164
G R O S S

>>187484164
Gross! Remove IMMEDIATELY!

>>187484536
>>187484671
KYS.

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>>187484687

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I'M BATARIAN
SON OF A BITCH HUMAN
HUMANITY IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A BEACON?
DO YOU WANT A COLONY?
HUMANITY IS PIG DISGUSTING
DAVID ANDERSON IS A MURDERER
FUCKING SYSTEMS ALLIANCE

/dag/ fuck off

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>>187485237
NO /DAG/ HEER U DUM HUGMON
BT ASSOLT FLEED HEER
U R GONNA DIE N UR SLUTS R
PROPPERTEE OF BT HEJEMONY NOW
HROJ HROJ HROJ HROJ HROH

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>>187485140
>playing Renegade Shep and fell in love with Crusader
>read the bio and find out it was used on Torfan

Poetry.
Also I'm going to scoop out your eyes and feed them to pyjack.

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>>187483803
Uhm..! That is objectively wrong, anon!

>>187479374
>>187481678
This is why I have a problem with people who complain about the ending, because when it gets down to it the vast majority hate it not because it's poorly written or has plot holes, but because they don't like that it's a downer ending. And don't get me wrong, it does have issues, but those issues were inevitable ever since they decided it was a bright idea to make the main antagonists galaxy-destroying eldritch abominations in a choice-driven story.

There was no way anything you did could possibly have any meaningful effect on the ending aside from locking you out of it if you didn't have enough resources(and somehow I don't think that would've been any more popular with the fans). Either the Reapers are stopped somehow, or they're not. That's it. If you ever bought into that "sixteen endings" nonsense you're a moron and deserved what you got.

As for wanting a happy ending, I suppose that's your prerogative, but I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the way they handled it. I was fully expecting something like the suicide mission from ME2, or the various fan endings that inevitably boil down to "and everyone lived happily ever after(especially my waifu), The End." I don't understand how, in a world where literally every story is about Big Damn Heroes eating millenia-old demigods for breakfast, and people clamor for something different for a change, they flip their shit when they get something different for a change.

>>187485843
One thing that bothers me in particular is how much people ranted about the mass relays being destroyed in the original ending. I was PRAYING for this to happen ever since it was revealed that the Reapers, not the Protheans, built them, but I never thought Bioware would have the balls to do it. People are quick to decry the Control and Synthesis endings as "letting the Reapers win," but conveniently ignore that the very foundations of galactic society are actually part of the Reapers' grand design.

Another post I saw listed the fact that the majority of the galactic military was stranded in Sol as a "plot hole." It was so inconceivable to them that everyone just died that they considered it a plot hole. This was another thing that came as a pleasant surprise to me. So many stories talk a big game about how fearsome their villains are, but in the end, they never really manage to do any real damage. What happened to all the people applauding Sovereign's spiel on Virmire? How is it any more "faithful" or "better" to make the Reapers ineffectual strawmen that keel over in the face of a little can-do attitude and elbow grease?

In the end it has nothing to do with integrity or good writing, and everything to do with denied wish-fulfillment. People just want to be the hero and get the girl, and damn everything else. But that makes them look like a petulant, entitled children, so they make up excuses and paint the authors as incompetent, or dastardly schemers, or somehow both.

Yes I realize it's pointless to post this and I'm probably going to be ignored or called a troll, but I typed it all up already so fuck you I'm doing it.

>>187485843
Mac pls.

>>187485927
Look, anon. You've got a good point about people being upset about not getting the happily-ever-after ending because it went with a darker turn, but can you really blame them when the prior two games set up the precedent of actually being the Big Damn Hero? There's nothing wrong with doom and gloom endings, but when the narrative of your two previous games gives people the option to get the happily-ever-after ending they want only for the final game in the trilogy to pull the rug out from underneath them and say, "Nope. Sorry. There's no real winners today, no matter what you did. Enjoy the light show." It's pretty easy to see why people would get upset.
There's nothing wrong with happy endings, and there's nothing wrong with soul-crushing endings Spec Ops: The Line, for example but honestly it kind of does fall on the writers for building the world one way, and then expecting people to like the opposite. That's all I'm trying to say.

>>187485839
>Uhm...!
tumblr please leave

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>paige nain
membah da 500 trillians

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>>187489718

>Spent literally months of his life killing an already dead DA general
>Realizes how empty his life is
>Uses shitty forced memes that already did not belong in /dag/ in other generals now because he can't cope
kek

>>187490056
When will the Liarafag get a job?

>>187490419
His job was "killing" dag. Now he has no purpose.

>>187491910
>>187490419
>>187485839
Samefag

>>187483803
>>187484164
>>187485839
>>187490419
>>187491910

This is a cancerous Leliana/elves/nugs spammer and baiter. Avoid giving replies from now on, looks like it wants to start doing the same attentionwhoring shit here as well as in /wtc/
Report and ignore.

Post your favorite Mass Effect related meme.

>>187496367
Male Shepard/Kaidan

>>187496773
The one with the dialogue wheel full of "I should go"s?

>>187496367
Femshep.

>>187496367
BTs

>>187463052

Nope.

>>187495315

Censor that shit, you idiot.

>>187496367

Jennifer Hale's whispering sounds good.
It's literally the only game I dislike her in, even Palmer is well done (aside from the eggheads meme, jesus).

>>187496367
Foam

>>187496367
mating tubes

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>page 9

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>>187505540
not today kraut

>>187505540
>>187506060
Much like the nukes, two wars weren't enough.

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Kinda dead.

Stepping out of the rover to see what's wrong? Getting stabbed by a native, man-sized, insect-like animal? Screaming to your waifu to keep driving?

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>>187507452

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>>187507452
such is the life for a guards man

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>>187507702
indeed

>>187508605
how many guards mans would it take to take over the citadel
they have las weapons with the encouragement of a commissar
also drop pods with storm troopers

>>187508948
dunno, but why bother checking numbers? just send it 1-2 million.

>>187509049
that's too low send 25 million the more that die the happier the emperor will be

>>187509214
can the Citadel even hold that many additional bodies?

>>187510370
doesn't matter we'll just drown the xenos in human bodies

>>187507452
Getting berated by her while she tends to the injury for not being more careful? Depending on your waifu, her learning more about human anatomy?

>>187510627
>sorry anon from what i read, in order to treat the burn on the wrist you need to have sexual relations

>>187507554

Screaming to your waifu to keep driving because you found a new waifu?

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>>187510529
good point

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>>187511479

>>187485843
I should clarify >>187479374

I didn't mean get a 100% good ending on any EMS level. I meant if you 100% the whole game
>Highest possible EMS score
>Everything done
>Best outcome for every race

Then get a good ending. Different endings depending on how well you've played the game isn't a new concept, it's been in RPG's and other games since the 90s.

Mass Effect has always made a big deal about having choices matter. So why not have an ending fit to the player's choices?

> There was no way anything you did could possibly have any meaningful effect on the ending aside from locking you out of it if you didn't have enough resources(and somehow I don't think that would've been any more popular with the fans).

The fans know if they do a shit job, they get shit results. The fault is theirs, it's not out of their control.

>If you ever bought into that "sixteen endings" nonsense you're a moron and deserved what you got.

How the fuck is asking for more endings to fit a game with different choices moronic, exactly?

>>187511479
fuck, should have shopped an actual kai leng face in there

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>anon... you owe me some money
>now get on the bed before I kill you!

>>187453353

>be Joker
>breaks bones if he sneezes
>goes fucking a piece of metal

He would clearly be better off with Jack.

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Since we're all talking about the ending to ME£

What was the point in the 4th Extended cut ending?
Everyone dies no matter what you do?

>>187511816

Aria's a dyke.

>>187512505
Can she really be a dyke if her species is nothing but women?

It's like saying Flatearthers are retarded: It's a given because they all are.

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>>187453353

I pretend she walks around in her infiltration mode, with artitificial skin and "fat" covering her frame and artificial muscles because Bioware just can't help making retarded designs.

>>187512505
[citation needed]

>>187513156

They can opt by all races and genders, so yeah.

>>187513156

Well, I almost wrote that they shouldn't really be attracted to human males anyway, but then I remembered people here want to fuck turians, krogan and salarians, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8RTCnp4h4

>one million and a half views
>holy fuck!

>>187514642
>Miranda and Jack

No, thank you. I've had enough of that meme.

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>>187512078

Who says jack wouldn't ride his broken ass into the ground, then leave him convulsing on the bed when done.

>ObedientOffensiveFurseal
>BrilliantBronzeGrouper
>TepidUnsungEastrussiancoursinghounds

>>187516559
>buys a sex droid

What a slut she is. It's pounding her fat, blue pussy, too.

>>187511816
Poorly written.

>>187513653
Omega renegade ending.

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Damn, that's brutal

Femshep's dextro-dick addiction is becoming problematic

>>187518197

It is true, though.

>>187518465
She had a hard life!

>>187518197
That psycho bitch is useless after you get Samara.

>>187517808
>a different animation means that she's a dyke
You're deluded.

>>187518769
>a different reaction to a sexuality-related act doesnt imply that she has a preference for a gender
Delusion, you say?

>>187519225
She doesn't react differently. She kisses male or female Shepard, something a dyke would not do. Male Shepard pulls away from the kiss and she lets him go. Female Shepard just kind of stands there.

>>187519451
I suspect you have aspergers if you seriously can't interpret her reaction or the logic of any of it. She kisses shepard as a "thank you" regardless of her preference, reacts with tsundere to a female shepard and a "wash my hands of that ever again" arm motion to a male shepard.

>>187519872
Whatever you say.

>>187519451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CQjrDGxWnU
There's a difference though.

>>187520287
I didn't say they weren't different. Femshep flops around like a wet noodle and mshep visibly pulls away.

>>187520675
Why are you talking about Shepard's reaction when the topic is Aria? Regardless, Shepard's reaction either way is one of surprise.

>>187520998
This guy >>187519872 already diagnosed the guy with autism, cut him some slack.
:^)

>>187520998
Because Aria kisses either Shepard basically the same. Her putting her hands up is a reaction to mshep pulling away.

It's fucking stupid to claim that a member of a race of pansexuals is a lesbian based solely on a 5 second animation that is still open to interpretation. That's why I'm arguing about it.

>>187521569
Looking at the animation in more detail and it's quite wonky, Aria's arms move a bit strangely. I always thought she pushed Shepard away and the arm movement is unnatural enough for no conclusion to be able to be made.

>>187518223
It's a healthy lifestyle choice anon.

>>187522537
she won't stop inviting turian hunks aboard for intense 3-way roleplay sessions with garrus and turning the intercom on and she's making everyone very uncomfortable

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>>187523630
>>187522537
>>187518223
That goddam slut

>>187524625
Are you that insecure about secretly wanting that delicious raptor dick? Don't worry, it's not gay if it's Garrus.

>>187524625
>ywn have Garrus passionately fuck you ass while lovingly stroking your balls

>>187523630
will the council back her when it comes to sexual harassment at work charges?

/dag/ fuck off

>>187525338
Of course they will, because they're corrupt biased alien dicks.

It's becoming impossible to sleep with all the screeching deep into the night

So can someone explain to me the hate on Andromeda? coming from ME2 to Andromeda and having forgotten about the series in general I'm really enjoying the storyline and the gameplay. Is it a meme to hate on it or is it justified in your eyes?

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Welder/Jack anon here

If anyone remembers, last time I welded I was feeling kinda sick so
I went and bought a case of disposable masks.
I just want to show you guys what I was breathing in.

I don't feel sick this time, and I have no black boogers either

>>187525367
Who are you yelling at?

>>187525761
you live to post another day anon
congratulations

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>>187525271
>turian bf will never hug your in his rigid embrace, telling you that everything will be okay
Why even live

>>187525761
Welding takes it's toll, good job protecting your lungs anon. Don't see many welders use masks.

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>>187525829
I assume he was talking to this guy>>187519448

>>187525910
>>187526043
Thanks guys.
and your right, only me and 2 other guys in a class of 13 wear ventilation masks.

now I understand what an old teacher meant when he said, "you won't meet a lot of old welders"

>>187525739
Ignoring the technical problems & horrific animation and design flaws.

The story doesn't stand on its own well. The andromida initiative makes no sense as we never saw anything relating to it in the OT.
Of course, andromeda was made after the OT, but they awkwardly shoved it in between ME2 & 3 haphazardly.

The tone is also off, everyone acts like this is just a field trip through another galaxy. They have no way to get back because back may no longer exist.

>Peebee is stupid and annoying
>Liam is boring and annoying (and is that psychotic black guy from eastenders)
>Cora is an asariboo with a nice ass.

Vetra is the only likeable character

>>187525761
that's basic shit right there anon, you should have known that earlier.
I missed the backstory

>>187526662
>Vetra is the only likeable character
The only thing I remember about her is that she has a sister named Sid.

>>187526903
Well yeah, but it's just that I've never noticed any problems until last week. Before then I just felt a little dehydrated afterwards, but last week i noticed my lungs felt a little heavy and tight and my snot was all black.
But I bought a case of 50 disposal masks this weekend so I should be good for the rest of the semester.

>>187525829
faggots from /dag/ coming to /meg/

>>187527549
Fucking refugees.

>>187525761
Glad you decided to get masks anon. It wouldn't be the same without late night jack posts.

>>187527737
We must build the wall.

>>187526662
Vetra and Drack were the only good squaddies. Liam and Peebee were fucking awful. Cora was alright.

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>>187525761
Do you work with Cadmium? That shit will fuck your day up

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>>187527861
Thanks, I like to keep things comfy and consistent in these uncertain times.

>>187528472
Nope, just mild steel.

>>187524625
I'd've been ok with a thicc ebony femshep

>>187528819
now that you got masks, can you guess the turian lovers please?

>>187529710
*gas

>>187529534
That's what the character editor is for, bro. That's also what the face code database is for(even if it has a shit collection).

Female turians, and Vetra in particular are fucking g disgusting creatures.

>>187530710
they're just people anon

>>187529710
I don't have that kind of mask, but it is within my knowledge to blow them up using a gas tank.
The biggest problem is rounding them all up, and of course getting away with it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hu62940nMmc

>>187530710
no u

>>187530835
Turians aren't people

>>187530835
subhuman

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It's that time again

Roll for a waifu.
And I'll write what I roll

>>187530020
Not the same!
I want a thicc ebony sista that yells out "oh baby" everytime she gets shot in the boobs.

>>187531360
Rollin

>>187531360
hoped for the KL version

>>187528819

The model from which they based Jack is actually smoking hot. Problem is the character is covered in tattoos top to bottom and the original from ME2 even has shaved hair.

>>187517808

>Poorly written

M8. I have no idea of what would be the pillow talk of such character lel.

>>187531360
Rolling

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>>187532537
Yeah she's pretty, but I actually prefer the tattoos and short hair.
Plus courtney Taylor's voice makes me rock hard.

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>>187532101
Don't give the yellow terror ideas

>>187514642
Jack and Miranda deserve to be loved!

>>187531360
Rolling for anything other than krogan.

>>187531360
Rolling

>>187535716
I'm using my special selection of species to have a Drell waifu

>>187536292
Good taste.

>>187534498
>not wanting a protective, husky-voiced BIGG waifu

>>187536451
That's what femturs are for.

>>187536451
>protective
She ain't going to be able to protect shit during sex, you pelvis is getting fucked.
Completely worth it though.

>>187537405
>>187537406
>not wanting a threesome between a krogan and a femtur with both of them trying to protect you from the other

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503876758631.webm
>tfw will never do this to Vetra's turipuss.

>>187539069
>128x128 textures
>toes of a whale
>lighting of a cheap compact camera with auto white balance
>cramped posture
At least the composition isn't -completely- godawful.

>>187539038
>Shredded skin and broken bones
Visiting the doctor would be fun. Especially since they'd both have to carry you there.

dropping vetra into a wood chipper and hearing the machine creak and groan as it struggles to grind her mandibles and plates to bits, before reaching the soft innards.

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>>187539069
>posting shitty Jack pics
Don't do that son, she's been through enough.

>>187540269
Like that scene from Fargo?

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>>187540532
Don't tell me what to do.

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>>187540774

>>187540667
exactly

>>187539478
>turipuss
Do they even have one?

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>>187540880
Make me

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>>187541105
actually im happy just seeing someone else show Jack some love.

>>187541060
They give live births and stuff, why wouldn't they.

>>187541349
idk but i always kinda thought they laid eggs. i mean they're birds arent they? shouldn't they lay eggs?

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>>187541764
say your goodbye's son.

>>187541472
In the Codex it is stated they give birth to live young. Hey, lizards are also usually egg layers but some do live birth, so anything goes.

>>187541472
Paleontologists discovered pregnant fossils that would suggest that ancient crocodiles and birds used to give birth to live young.

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>ywn chase down BT's through the citadel sewers and gun them down like in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lrl5Kj79u4

>>187542171
>ywn be a part of a roving gang of genocidal maniacs who go around the citadel slaughtering Batarians

That would have been the perfect ending.

>>187542001
>ancient crocodiles and birds used to give birth to live young
that's kinda horrifying.

>>187542512
>no one calls c-sec because no one cares about bt's

A girl I work with kept telling me I was wrong about MEA, that it's a great game and I need to give it another chance. So I fired it up and started a new Ryder. Holy fucking shit is this game boring. Ryder is boring. The companions are boring. The story is boring. The villains are boring. The planets are boring. The dialogue is boring.
Only the combat is good.

>>187543208
You should punch her in the boobs.

>>187543492
I'd rather punch her directly in the sternum because she has a big dumb chest tattoo of some kind of abstract bullshit.

>>187543492
he should punch her in the boob but clearly miss, while making a retarded grin/grimace like he's violently constipated but enjoying it

Writing a bigger greentext for /meg/ for the first time.
>Playing an extranet shooter game
>Basic teamplay, nothing too unusual
>There are some cultural differences, but it's mostly just some tertiary mechanics you don't give a damn about
>Somehow, you're on the top of the leaderboard
>Also the only survivor of your current team
>You're playing it carefully now, navigating the virtual corridors of a space research station
>Your enemies: An angry Batarian and a deceptively smart Turian
>It was quite easy to sneak up on the four-eyed alien
>You can hear frustrated shouting and slamming before the scrotum-head ragequits
>The Turian joins the voicechat
>"Looks like it's just between us right now. Come on, you moulted Pyjak."
>The flanging, raspy and sultry voice of the scaled alien mocks you, but you stay calm
>"Oh, the raptor wants to play? Be careful not to get your spur stuck in a leg of a table."
>You see movement down the hallway before quickly disappearing
>You both hastily hid behind a crate and the whole hall was completely black, she couldn't see you
>Remembering the map's layout where you could go to flank your foe, you steer into a nearby corridor
>Listening for any footstep noises, you slowly advance hidden behind crates and other covers
>Finally you hear the clicking of another player approaching
>You hide behind a large, conveniently placed console and switch your weapon to a shotgun
>Nervously waiting for the figure to jump out in front of you in your line of fire, you're completely silent
>You turned off the mic after the brief exchange, anyway
>Suddenly, the clanging stops
>A second later, a small object lands in front of you, bouncing a few times, blinking and beeping in the process
>You can almost sense the preliminary smug smile on the Turian's face
(1/2)

>>187544805
The funny part is that they actually have things to discuss since DA4 is in development. /meg/ is like an active graveyard.

>>187544919
>She must have seen you in that hallway, somehow, and predicted your way. Clever girl.
>Acting in a quick reflex, you jump towards the grenade, grab it and throw it away
>It explodes too soon, causing you to take quite a bit of splash damage, but at least you're alive
>Your cover blown in all meanings of the word, you aim at the figure who's not even hiding behind something
>She was definitely not expecting you to act like this
>The crudely auto-translated mocking sounds of imitating monkey wheezing is cut short as the Turian's avatar takes damage from your shells' pellets
>Before she can do anything else, you show up from a different cover you jumped behind and take another short at her
>This one's fatal
>You and your team are the winners
>You press the push-to-talk button to speak to the alien you narrowly outsmarted
>"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Human teammates laugh, alien teammates are confused and the Turian lets out an entertained growl before chuckling
>"You were good, really. Surprising for an ape."
>"I wasn't expecting that grenade either... bird."
>The match has ended and instead a lobby screen is displayed on your monitor
>Some players leave, some are idly chatting
>A notification pops up
>A friend request on Eezo from a user whose name you can't even read, but the alphabet is clearly Turian
>Sure, why not? She seems fun and was a good sport about losing the match
>Quickly, you get a message from her
>"Thanks. What would you say about a private duel? I'd almost call you good fun, squishie."
>You leave the lobby and start up a match with her
>This is going to be fun. Filled with casual specieist slurs, but good fun nonetheless
>And hey, you liked her voice, too
(2/2)

Tell me what you think.

>>187545016
Literally nothing is known though except that they go in a completely different direction as far as companion management goes which sounds like another casualization.

>>187544805
Fuck em.

>>187545365
Would make the most sense. But no matter how hard I try, I can't see BW pulling such a huge city/empire off very well, if at all.

>>187545365
Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself.

>>187544751
All the more reason to punch her in the boobs

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>>187545631
Be honest. How sad is your life?

>>187546107
It would be better without people talking about shit age.

>>187545076
I liked it anon, you're not bad at it. Has a nice pace to it.

>>187545076
Good stuff, anon. I like it. Keep it up.

>ywn experience interspecies bants while playing vidya
What a terrible time to be alive.

>>187548504
>The last scene in the game is the Inquisitor putting a knife in Tevinter on the map and saying "We'll go where he has no friends"
Holy shit that's awful.

>>187544805
>>187545016
>>187545257
>>187545365
>>187545613
>>187545631
>>187548504
>>187548718
/dag/ fuck off. make your own shitty general. this is the mass effect general, not the dragon age one

>>187546838
>>187547284
Thanks, I appreciate it. Any ideas for something else I could write tomorrow? I can't promise turning any of them into something though.

>>187549257
Yeah, this is the mass effect general! Where we talk /fit/ stuff, workplace stuff, other video game stuff and even some time mass effect stuff in between kraut hijinks, blueberry filling and tattooed posting.
This place is a mess, but I still like it how you can talk about everything.

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>>187545076
Good shit anon, keep it up mane.

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>>187545076
Have a screencap anon. As usual, I can't think of decent names for them when I make them. Apologies for that.

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>>187549257
>when your actual discussion gets in the way of bumping the thread every 30 minutes

>>187549603
>but I still like it how you can talk about everything.
Yeah that is nice.

>>187546530
You would prefer they talk about a dead franchise instead?

>>187550779
Aw hell let's be honest they're both shitters now.

>>187550909
At least Dragon Age has something coming to talk about. Mass Effect is dead.

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>>187550779
>>187551680
yeah why would anyone talk about a dead franchise in a general devoted to that dead franchise?

>>187551680
as dead as the dragon age general, right?

>>187551959
/meg/ has always been tangentially connected to everything RPG, sci-fi, fantasy and BioWare, newfag. Actual Mass Effect game discussion has always taken a backseat.

>>187552184
we cast dragon age out years ago, stop saying it somehow is /meg/ related now just because you want it to be. it isn't. fuck off and make your own thread

>/dag/ is trying to get us to accept their existence
no one likes you go make your general or go to DA reddit

>>187552184
and yet /dag/ wasn't just called /dag/ was it.
if i recall it was called "/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General"

do you see /bwg/ in the subject of this thread?

>>187549420
It might be a stretch anon, but possibly continue that story? I think the whole video game setting was interesting enough. You pulled it off rather well, but I can understand if you'd rather write different ideas. Regardless, keep up the work.

>>187551979
If /meg/ had a devoted shitposter that wanted to kill it 24/7 it would be long gone as well

>>187552842
we have the femshep autist. now about that dragon age general and you going there..

>>187552540
Hurr
/meg/ is nothing but shitposting, fuckwit. Drawing an arbitrary line in the sand on this just makes you look like a retard.
>>187552269
Bullshit, newfag. /meg/ has been complaining about /dag/ like some kind of bogeyman since it's inception, while secretly relying on talking about /dag/ to keep /meg/ alive.

>>187552968
>Bullshit, newfag. /meg/ has been complaining about /dag/ like some kind of bogeyman since it's inception, while secretly relying on talking about /dag/ to keep /meg/ alive.
nice try, but you need to leave now.

>>187552968
it's painfully obvious you don't belong here.

>>187553145
This discussion is proof that you're a wrong, stupid newfag. Nothing else is being discussed but /dag/.

just report and ignore

>>187553313
yes, thanks to /dag/ trying to take over. and imposing dragon age upon this thread. what a huge surprise
>still saying newfag
is this 2011?

>>187553357
So you're just new to 4chan in general. Good to know.

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>>187544919
>You can hear frustrated shouting and slamming before the scrotum-head ragequits

>>187553548
>the newfag doesn't like being called a newfag
Cry more, newfag

>>187553692
not an argument. go discuss it in the dragon age general

>>187549420
I'm with >>187552650, keep it going anon. You've got something good here. I want to see more ME related trashtalking.

>quarian joins lobby
>"The geth did nothing wrong."
>"How's Rannoch?"
>"Look out, I sneezed."
>"Of course a quarian would KS."
>"Poop suit faggot."
>the quarian leaves the lobby

Also, what game were you basing the greentext off of? It seems a little like Siege?

>>187513653
>not knowing aria's a total homo
if she weren't hot she'd be a raging bull dyke

>>187554153
>fucks men and women
>raging bull dyke
Anon...

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>>187554362

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>>187554496
ive never heard about her fucking men.

>>187554521

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>>187554362
>>187554521
>no proper file name
>no KL

So do we have two comfy spaceposters now? I like it.

>>187554362
>>187554521
Stop it anon, it's too much comfy.

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>>187554791
i don't have the know how to make a KL

>>187554837
no

>>187554929
no ass=no comfy
Flat-assers have to stay on Earth.

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>>187554929
last one for today

>>187555085
>Flat-assers have to stay on Earth.
c'mon sometimes small asses are ok

>>187555085
in ireland specifically

I WANT TO SQUEEZE A FEM DRELLS ASS

>>187555257
No, they're never ok. Not even on loli's. Flat asses belong in the past.

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>>187555408
ok.

>>187555378
do drell have scales?

>>187556197
yes
>ywn hear her rough voice gasp in surprise when you do it to her
ywn hear her moan in delight when you cum inside

>>187556438
bitch cant handle her liquor

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>>187556491
well if they have scales dont they shed? do the Asari shed too?

>>187555107
Ahh this one is perfect, it's got that slight retro vibe to it

>>187556703
most likely but they probably have tools to make it easier for them

>>187557247
that's nasty, but i'd love to help a femDrell with her shedding.

>>187557501
>she locks her self in the bath room on day a year to shed with out disgusting you
>you really don't care but she does it anyway

>>187557501
that sounds like something they' want to do alone. how likely would it be that your real life girlfriend (haha, right) lets you shave her legs?

>>187556438
Did anyone screencap that cute greentext about shepard carrying drunk Tali up to his cabin to hug and make her feel better

So, Killian Experience for ME1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ToMLelf41s

>>187557091
I really like sci-fi that has that lived-in retro feel to it. A lot of sci-fi art out there is far too clean, and I think it just makes it all the more believable when everything's dirtied up a bit.

It's probably why I like the original Blade Runner so much.

>>187557689
>tfw no silky-smooth freshly shed femdrell gf

>>187558134
I'd never admit it iir but I think that guy is hilarious

>>187558225
>iir
*irl

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>>187557924
got it right here

>ywn hold a femdrells hand as she drifts to the eternal shore having died to kepler syndrome
>ywn become a emotional wreck drinking your sorrows away at the young age of 28
>ywn find your self on your dads old cargo ship alone for the first time in 8 years
>ywn sit in the sleeping pod you shared and remember how she snuck aboard your ship
>ywn remember how you and her had a nice supper at that research colony
>ywn fall in love with her after finding out her story
ywn blue ball meg with writers block

>>187557924
>I cradle her in my arms, ignoring her feeble protests
>She's surprisingly heavy, hips and thighs composed more of supple muscle than body fat - this must be what Grunt meant when he called Quarians "harder" than Humans or Asari
>She asks where we're going, I tell her I'm taking her out for a quick nap
>I drop her in the garbage and quickly press the compactor
>There's a violent thump and long whistling hiss as the airlock vents her remains out into the void of space
>"Sayonara, shit waifu"

>>187558225
Yeah, I like his humour.

>>187558697
stellar post

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>>187558384
next time, try hiding it, cheeky chink

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>>187558697
How rude

>>187558697
kek
fuck you

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>>187559678
>even in the year 2185 people will still blame sam hyde for every single terrorist attack
>ywn see the ANN use a 200 year old pic of sam hyde calling him the killer of eden prime

>>187560000
>here we see the xenophobic Cerberus commander who launched the attack on the citadel

>>187560000
>BREAKING NEWS
>The bombing of the volus merchant bank last week has been linked to known Cerberus operative and intergalactic terrorist; Sam Hyde.
>In a recent interview; Commander Shepard had this to say:
>"I don't care who he is, he can't keep getting away with it."
>We'll have more on this story at 11

>>187560000
>not Hitler

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>>187560760
here is a picture of him fleeing the scene of the crime

>>187564040
Is there a mod that makes suvi straight?

>>187564263
There should be one, pretty sure a link was posted to it way back when.

>>187565253
I hope so, I also hope there's no weird dialogue where she refers to scooter as a woman.

>>187564263

Gross.

>>187564263

Stop. Stop and think about what you are doing.