/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

>>186899364
>DLC content is surely not canon.
>Amiibo content is surely not canon.
>Completionist prizes probably not canon.
>Upgrading clothing is probably not canon.
>Beating the beasts, and getting the Master Sword, probably are canon.
>The content of the memories probably are canon.
>It is probably not canon for Link to recover more than the memories seen automatically while completing the beasts.
>Crossdressing is canon.
>The Zora wedding armor is canon.
>Link probably aquired at least one horse and visited at least one stable, since he has one in the final fight.
>Whenever Link transports to a spot that lacks a transport pad, that is the storyteller not knowing some in-between information.
>It is slightly plausible that Link had no transport ability at all, even between towers and shrines.
>Kass was less buff than shown.
>The wandering painter probably never existed.
>The Sheikah were less cool than shown.
>The Yiga were not as silly as shown.
>Death Mountain was less inflammatory than shown.
>The Gerudo were even hotter than shown.
>The Rito were less boring than shown.
>Zelda's ass was a lie.

>>186901957
>Zelda's ass was a lie
Blasphemy

I haven't played the hard mode content or anything yet. Am I failure?

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A lot of things about the Gerudo don’t make sense and I feel like discussing them.

Firstly, the whole getting married thing seems make little sense. Now you might say with a husband a Gerudo will have more sexual encounters and thus would have more kids than if they went into the nearest town and picked up some men for a good time but I’m not 100% sure I agree. Putting that aside for now you have to consider the fact that if every Gerudo finds a man and gets married eventually the gender balance in Hyrule will eventually skew towards female. Either there’s multiple forever alone Gerudo, their husbands are really unfaithful or their relationships break down and these men remarry to some nice Hylian women maintaining a steady supply of Hylian men for future Gerudo.

Secondly, for a culture that needs to go out find men and get impregnated they seem to apply very little pressure on unmarried women to start their quest for a man or for married women to have multiple or even any children.

Seems to me the Gerudo are practicing some kind of population control without realising it preventing Hyrule from being overrun by Gerudo and keeping enough single people in town to do all the jobs that need doing.

>>186902301
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>186902582
Nah, I haven't either. I want to 100% the game first before I move on to the hard mode. So far I'm at 45%.

>>186902608
Most of the marriage dialog is exclusive to the English translation, but not all of it. It may tell us a lot about why they haven't been in very many games.

>>186902582
No, it's a boring slog

>>186902582
I've played through both ways. I guess there is no real thrill to hard mode. Those camps that you might have avoided because they had nothing good to loot, still have nothing good to loot, plus you will break your good weapons on the face of the monsters guarding that junk.

>>186902919
I would be willing to accept that if Rhondson wasn't getting married and I doubt Malena would go through all that effort for a mere boyfriend

You reckon Urbosa’s army was so large because she was trying to keep as many Gerudo of the market as possible and in so doing both maintaining a steady supply of Hylian men and keeping the Gerudo population under control

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What's your favorite food to cook and what's the food you eat the most?
I like rice and curry bowls but I eat a lot of fried crabs too

>>186903505
No I don't.

>>186902608
Maybe the gerudo have difficulty with child bearing? They might just have one or two kids in their entire life because most of them were miscarriages?

>>186904009
Low birth rates seems like a rather poor trait to have in an all female race. On top of that they've been having kids for centuries I'd think they'd have some decent midwifery skills to keep mother and child alive. Also those hips aren't just for show

>>186904009
Very few of the NPCs in the whole game have a ton of kids. It could be as simple as them not wanting to bring kids into such a crapspackle world.

>>186904270
It could have something to do with each time they are impregnated a male is created, but it dies somehow in the process. That's why it's rare for males to be born?

>>186902582
I'm probably going to not bother, it seems like it just makes boss fights more frustrating and I'm not interested in that

>>186904319
Gerudo Town is practically the safest place you could possibly ever have/raise your kids with a large army, a walled city and a difficult to navigate wasteland surrounding it. Despite all that they have less kids than Hateno which has no walls, a single guard and is being raided by Bokoblins regularly

>>186904808
I think what you're trying to say if I get this right is Gerudo have male children but they are miscarriages every time except for the super rare exception. So as a result the only kids they do have are females and a Gerudo with few kids is simply a Gerudo who had many male fetuses miscarried due to whatever wierd conditions exist in the Gerudo womb

>>186901957
>Zelda's ass was a lie

What

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>>186902779
That ass is all natural, Link waited 100 years for it

>>186906430
I want Zelda to sit on my face!

>>186905415
If Gerudo Town was so safe, they wouldn't have people leaving to some far off land that Link can never find.

>>186905415
Yeah, you got it right.

>>186903730
I made a ton of pumpkin stew because it's delicious irl

>>186906890
they leave because they have to. If they let in men they'd never need to leave but due to tradition and any excuse to go on an adventure men are barred from the town

In game we've only seen 2 Gerudo permanently leave Gerudo Town and one of them returned when she needed something and the other one is only recently married so who knows how she'll feel once the honeymoon period wears off

>>186903730
>Honey Crepe
Is this real? It sounds delicious.

>>186902608
Marriage within a feudal environment is first and foremost about security and legitimacy. Inheritance of possessions and titles follows legitimate lines only, and "bastards" are generally not recognized unless no other heirs are present or they are legitimized.

Common Gerudo may not give too much of a shit about who they breed with as the social stata doesn't demand it. A Queen or the nobility, on the other hand, would still need to practice such concepts especially since the Gerudo seem to be largely incapable of bearing male children. That is a serious problem to the entire concept if you think about it, problematic all the way to the highest levels since a monarchy with Cognatic or even Agnatic-Cognatic succession would be reluctant or outright unwilling to marry into the Gerudo. This means they need to go the extra mile to seem legitimate as a monarchy, and makes Riju in a position where she is likely to be forever alone.

>>186908258
From the sounds of it the royal Gerudo line is unbroken so they must have found partners of sufficient standing to marry. As for legitimacy, I think a large population with a large military and economic clout is all the legitimacy Riju needs to be recognised alongside the other races of Hyrule. Though I'm still wandering what the Gerudo sell to have become Hyrule's trading capital in the absence of a Hyrule capital city.

>>186901332
5kbro, post some kakariko village screenshots pls

>>186901332
Riju belongs to me

There are around 15 Hylian children in the game, give or take, and only 5 Gerudo children (I included Riju). Most Gerudo women seem to be single. Around 12 of them are focused on being soldiers. Few are too old to have children or attract males. A few more are too THICC and manly to attract males.

Seems to me like the Gerudo have a population problem, if all the NPCs in the game that we encounter are the only inhabitants of the world.

They need multiculturalism.

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>>186910965
The thing is if the Gerudo accepted other races men they run no risk of being overwhelmed by a foriegn culture and Gerudo would only ever stay the dominant one. Women continue to visit as they do now but men can only stay in the city if they take a Gerudo wife. These men would need to be replenished every so often as they'd only have Gerudo kids so a steadt influx of men would be encouraged. Insist on everyone speaking Gerudo and don't let any of these men stay if they marry any of the tourists

Problem solved. No need to go on a dangerous journey to find your partner and encountering nothing but frustration as you lament the time away from whatever your passion is. If you want to see the rest of Hyrule you can visit as a normal tourist rather than while looking for love

>>186910965
>>186911731
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for gerudo children

>>186912145
that should be their mantra but they waste away valuable years drinking, partying and following their passions and then rush to find a man before it's too late.

I feel like there's a scathing social commentary here somewhere

How many races have the Gerudo wiped out by overbreeding with them?

>>186912334
Well we're already skirting the /pol/ line so I'm sure the scathing social commentary runs a lot deeper than you realize. Japanese people are masters of multi-layered irony and satire.

>>186912372
there used to be multiple desert tribes but they got Gerudo'd

>>186912479
where's that pic of Zelda being right wing/Nazi propaganda

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>>186910965
>if all the NPCs in the game that we encounter are the only inhabitants of the world.

of course they're not, that would be ridiculous.

>>186912804
>OoT Gerudo had round ears.
>There were some regular round eared humans in TP, but that was the game with no Gerudo in it.
They really are all dead in the child line.

>>186913035
The thing about Gerudo is it only needs one Gerudo to bring them back full force so long as they have more than one kid and their kids do the same for a couple of generations

>>186912974
that pic looks wrong in the thumbnail

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>>186913137

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I haven't played since I finished the game which was ages ago, I just got hit with a fuck huge update. What has changed?

>>186914272
Vai outfit is now upgradable

Remember that kick ass story trailer music with the original Zelda 1 theme mixed in?

Did we ever get a clean version of that?
Obviously it never shows up in game, but was there a clean version of it somewhere on the disk that anybody ripped?

It gives me the fucking chills and makes my eyes water its so fucking good.

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I want to fertilize Mipha's eggs

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Have you gotten good yet /lozg/

>>186911731
The problem with that is that you would see a change in their culture. The women in the game are looking for their soulmate and someone to have a stable life with, not just with some random male that would eventually leave them.

If the mothers want to go explore the rest of Hyrule while the father is left raising the little girls, you get a problem where the girls don't see their moms enough and grow up with mommy issues and end up hating them. This maybe then cascades into all sorts of problems that would lead the child to commit crimes later in their life, or be sexually confused because their father will have to be the one to explain how their bodies are different. Maybe even leads to incest. They become more hedonistic. They turn to drugs (lick tireless frogs, inject energetic beetle guts, sniff crushed up silent princess).

I don't want to see this happen.

>>186914563
So everyone talks about Gerudo reproduction and a popular theory is that Goron either bud of other Goron or spring from the depth of the earth but nobody discusses Zora. Now we've discussed Zora laying eggs and such like but I'm talking about what would have happened had her and Link properly become an item. Would they have been even able to have a child and would that child have been Xora, Hylian , the best of the two or the worst of the two

I need answers, people

>>186914918
Disney rules apply. 50% chance of being born appearing to be fully either race. High probably of twins or more.

>waste a bunch of arrows killing guardian walker
>blood moon literally 10 seconds after it dies
>hey I'm back :)

damn this game really makes you think

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>>186914918
You get a Zora with what appears to be hair and clothing.

>>186915653
Naked but look like you're wearing clothes is one of the most ridiculous design choices I've ever witnessed

>>186915872
Nothing in the game says it is real clothing or that it is not real clothing. No other Zora grows anything that appears to be clothing, not even her own child.

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Let's see how you roll.
For me, it's all about the Soldier Deity combo.

>>186916095
N A K E D

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>>186916183

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>>186916095

>>186916417
Those bricks look pretty good

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>>186916095
I actually experiment a lot, but just don't post many shots.

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>>186914728
I do think that flings are probably the better option for Hyrule and the Gerudo themselves but if they let voe in there’s nothing stopping them from getting married and I even mention the fact that these men would not be allowed to stay unless they had a Gerudo wife. If they break up with the Gerudo then unless his ex-wife speaks up for him then he’ll get the boot out of the city.

Said exploration will just be holidays. I don’t think every Gerudo wants to walk every road in Hyrule in order to find a mate. They might visit one or two locations they enjoy but I reckon very few enjoy the whole journey. If they did they wouldn’t be seeking shortcuts like a beeline to Lover’s Pond. As for how Gerudo kids are raised from what we can see Gerudo kids seems to be raised any family member who’s free with two being raised by their grandmother, one by her older sister and only one by her mother. They also spend a lot of time playing in the streets and sometimes act as callers for their family’s business. I think a lack of maternal figures isn’t going to be an issue plus they’ll have loads of role models with the Chief, the soldiers and all the Gerudo heroes of lore. They have the ‘Voe and You’ class for all their sex ed needs. They’re already pretty damn hedonistic with staying up all hours and drinking loudly at all hours of the day.

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Little fucker stole a Duplex Bow. It's been so long since I played I forgot they could do that.

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>>186916095
I change clothes a lot, but these two outfits here are what I'd consider my defaults

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>>186916703
>>186916095

Though as I've posted enough times, I've warmed up to my Hebra outfit. Outside I just use the Twilight, Ancient Set when I can't be bothered with Tests of Strength/Guardians. If I get bored I'll take a load of fashion shots or whatever.

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>>186917445
>3840x2160
H-how...

>>186917747
Cemu

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>>186916923
>Toon Link head on adult body

>>186917814
My computer would brick it ;__;
I can't even run Wind Waker.

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>>186916923
Kind of looks like Barron

>>186917261
jesus I hate the bandana

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>Completed the main story
>Did every Shrine
>have done half the sidequests
>Game says completion is less than 30%

Who the fuck thought putting in 900 Koroks was a good idea

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How often do you find little places that a comfy spooky?

>>186919471
It's based on discovering map locations too. Hope you have the DLC to track where you've been!

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>>186916095
I was fine with them changing to color of the tunic but removing the hat from his standard outfit was uncalled for

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>>186919829
not often, unless it's a giant skull

>>186920023
His standard outfit, including the hat, is acquired by finishing all 120 shines.

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>>186920204
>throw in standard Link outfit as a reward for beating every shrine
>make it look dorky as hell

For what purpose

They look like clothes that he outgrew when he was 10

>>186920390
It's modeled after the LoZ artwork. It's the original costume.

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>>186920465
>no shorts
>no 3/4 sleeves
>skirt isn't nearly as frumpy

If this is what they were going for they failed

>>186920390
It's the shorts that ruin it

>>186901332
Riju's smile is warmer than the sun!

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>>186920887
Now do it without Daruk's Protection

>>186920887
>HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.webm

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>>186914918
Probably wouldn't work and as Sidon gets the throne first Mipha can just adopt a bunch of war orphans or something

>>186921115
Daruk's protection will activate even with a perfect parry.

>>186921379
So all the Zora would hate Link for ruining Mipha's future rather than getting her killed

>>186921382
You can turn off the Champion powers individually.

>>186921504
I meant as in Daruk's protection wasn't what reflected that, it was the parry. Daruk's protection will just activate anyways.

>>186921651
I've had Daruk's Protection on and have successfully parried guardians without it activating. It only activates if you miss the parry.

In the webm, you only succesfully parried the third laser.

>>186921478
Sidon gets the throne anyway because youngest male > oldest female. So i guess that frees Mipha up to do whoever she likes

>>186921953
That isn't how Daruk's protection works. Also there were four lasers.

I'm not the anon who posted the webm.

>>186922065
we have no idea how Zora succession works so that's something of an assumption on your part

>>186922070
The power protects you from 3 attacks. After 3 hits, it needs to recharge. Notice how the 3rd laser's parry is slower than the rest, that's because that one was successful. Otherwise it would have activated Daruk's protection and not work for the last laser.

>>186921382
Your inventory menu can disable the abilities completely.

You know what would be nice? A game that shows the actual formation of Hyrule and how all these different tribes and races came to be under the Hylian crown

>>186923342
The Hylian army laid a vicious smackdown or so I've gathered

>>186922514
likewise

>>186923680
either which way I can't see the Zora seeing Mipha in a childless marriage/relationship very positively

>>186922413
Princess Zelda prefers the company of women!

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>>186924530

>Small child wants monster cake.
>Throw in a 12 minute speed boost just to troll her parents.

>>186924530
DELETE this slander

>>186925112
Is that the girl in Terry town that hates everything? I can' get her to give me any quests

>>186925338
At 10pm her parents will meet to char with each other.
They stand near an open window.
You know what to do with that...

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>>186925332

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>>186925338

>>186925650
Ruli a cute!

>>186925725
She is married to that asshole rich guy.

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>>186925338

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>>186924926
>>186925647

>>186925884
oh god, please no. Now i have another reason to hate him.

>>186926216
His attitude kinda catches up to him with his kid. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>186924926
What's Link doing with his hand? It looks like it's pressed against glass

>>186920887
Is this meant to look impressive? Exactly one of those was a successful parry

>>186926148
Link should paint his toenails.

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>>186926148
>Zelda wearing the Desert Voe set

So her right tit is plopped right on Link's lap in that image, right?

>>186920023
Speaking as someone who grew up playing A Link to the Past: Fuck his hat.

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I flubbed the question in the last thread if you remember, but I think I got it right this time.

>>>/v/387937494

Thank you for participating.

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>>186925332
Its not slander if its true

>>186928543
Why isn't it on her diary, then?

>>186926861
This is part of what happens against his will when the Gerudo catch on to him.

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I want this in the next DLC

>>186929728
He needs the double hookshot

>>186925332
It's not like there's any good men to pick from...

>>186930982
I seem to recall there being one good man. Name starting with L and ending with K. I just can't remember what his name is.

>>186927470
Today I thought of King Harkinian 3 different times for no reason and laughed while at work. The internet has poisoned me

>>186930637
> one level of Speed Up per armor piece
> set bonus: Running Stamina Up

fucking yes please

>>186931157
Leeuwenhoek! Of course!

>>186931608
You forgot that it will be non upgrade able. Which is a shame.

>>186932071
Being very low defense would be appropriate in this specific case so I wouldn't mind

>>186931157
Lil' Korok, of course.

>>186926148
>princess carry
how the turns have tabled

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I need all these new doujins

>>186910965
Are Lurelinians Hylians?

>>186920887
do that with Revali's Gale, try to time it so that you jump as they fire and they blast each other.
Actually don't, I want to do that

>>186931294
You're far from the only one. Enjoy the poison I guess.

>>186939432
It's a short wait if you have a lot to do

>>186940234
They are. Pointy ears.

>>186931294
>and laughed while at work
Is that weird?

>>186939432
We all do, we all do.

>>186940973
No we don't. That's the worst Zelda. Get a better Zelda.

>>186941206
>Worst Zelda
>the third Zelda who actually had an active role in the story and the only reason Ganon didn't destroy everything
but you're wrong

>>186941524
A damsel that did nothing helpful and mostly only exists in optional side content.

>>186941609
that's every Zelda though, except maybe Spirit Tracks

>>186940963
I work at a cremation center

>>186941206
She's absolutely the best Zelda

>>186941729
And?

>>186941738
That's not spirit tracks

>>186941836
Spirit Tracks Zelda is great but she isn't sexy

>>186941912
yes she was

>>186941912
Cute is better than sexy.

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What was this?

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YAAS KING SLAY!

>>186942327
Maybe a light effect from the lightning strike behind you?

And of course, it had to be the lolifags.

>>186942327
What, the lightning strike?

>>186942789
I assume he is talking about Navi on her rocket sled.

>>186942327
It was a spark from the lightning.

>>186930863
he needs a clawshot for the towel

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Why didn't Zelda just wish for the Calamity to be reversed if she has the whole Triforce?

>>186943761
Because Mipha would come back to life

>>186943761
She is not a clever princess, even if she desperately wants to be. She spent her entire teen years trying to figure out the slate that Link figured out in the first 5 minutes of having it.

>>186943761
because she doesn't even know that's an option. hyrule has forgotten and it's only ever referred to as "the sealing power". it's like using a computer as a paperweight when it can do so much more

>>186943837
This. We wouldn't want that to happen now would we?

>>186944126
Link would.

>>186943761
because that would have been a shitty ending

>>186943837
>>186943761
Maybe she noticed Link spending time with Mipha and wished that something bad would happen to her.....

>>186944439
This is how DLC2 happens. She and Link travel, and she sees all the girls that Link flirts with instead of her.

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>>186944439
What a wild imagination you have

>>186944439
I was going to say that "kill everyone including her father" was a bit extreme, but this is the same triforce that thought "flood hyrule" was a good idea

>>186944645
That thing is a complete monkey's paw. No wander Lorule wanted to be rid of it.

I just want them to touch my meteor rod. It's all I'm asking for.

Fuck trying to get these koroks. It burns you out fast.

Is there a checklist for all the Zelda games up to BotW? I'm looking to play through the series and after just finishing the Minish Cap and I want to keep track of my progess.

Have to say Minish Cap was a nice short and sweet game. Kind of dumb how you can only get the Mirror Shield in the postgame though. Then again it's not like shields were good for much outside business scrubs and darknuts.

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>>186954079
Fuck it, hastily made one myself. Feel free to use/improve it everyone.

>>186920390

>Make it look dorky

It's almost like Link is supposed to look goofy, Only some of the 3D games tried to make him look "cool" (or what Japs think is cool).

Also, the rolled up sleeves don't look like he outgrew the outfit, it makes him look like a worker/hands-on kind of guy. The kind not afraid to get his hands scratched up and dirty. You know, an adventurer.

>>186955803
Triforce Heroes is mainline?

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>>186955803
Suggestions on where I go next?

I only played the demo for Triforce Heroes, but if multiplayer is required than I doubt I'm going to get around to finishing it.

>>186956257
Link's Awakening is my favourite so play that next. Very easy to 100%. Then do the Oracle games.

>>186956257
S P I R I T T R A C K S

so BOTW has gameplay soon at Gamescom
will it be the new DLC?

>>186956257

Zelda II or Spirit Tracks.

Not gonna lie, I think Zelda II blows the first game out of the water.

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Finally re-did this after my hard drive crash. Off to do FSA now.

http://imgur.com/a/EDRQJ

Full sized ones are here, and a couple extras for anyone to make edits to the screenshots/bg up top on the back if they want.

>>186940821
That would make Gerudo and Sheikah Hylians as well. Why do they get to claim distinction from Hylians whilst the people of Lurellin just get lumped in with the Hylians

>>186959384
how soon is soon?

>>186959549
I don't get it, what's the difference?

>>186959549
that section in spanish has typos

>>186959384
looked at the schedule. There's no Zelda at all for the entire event

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>>186943761
Because they're setting the scene for DLC 3 where link travels back in time and saves everyone so he can marry the fish

>>186914728
If any place has the infrastructure for drugs it's Gerudo Town. We meet 2 addicts in this game. One is addicted to raw Gourmet meat and the other to Rushrooms. The Rushroom guy is in Gerudo Town

>really want the tunic of the wild because it looks comfy for exploring around
>need to have explored pretty much everything to have the tunic
this sucks

>>186967838
It would have been a nice thing to have for a new game+

>>186966312
>going back in time, again
>fucking up the timeline, again
>inb4 Zelda is the one that does it...again

>>186970280
Mipha Branch best timeline

>>186967838
yeah, that's what we get for not buying amiibos.
i compensate the lack of tunic by wearing the hylian tunic dyed in green, it looks ok.

that "official" blue tunic looks cool, but seeing the number above the ennemies triggers my autism and annoys me a lot.

>>186961684
Gerudo have a biological quirk.
Sheikah are more of a clan than a race. They look similar because they are related.

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>>186955803

Anyone got an mp3 of the opening jingle when you start BOTW from the menu? The one where Calamity Ganon shows on the rug thing.

>>186972843
so anyone can just join the sheikah? or do you need grey hair?

>>186973681
They have members in BotW that look different than the stereotype.

>>186972843
I figure there's a species like humans which includes Hylians, Sheikah and the Lurellians. The Gerudo are a branch of humanity but a different branch like homo sapiens and the other other homos.

>>186973681
>>186973819
From what I can see true Sheikah are white/grey haired but they've started taking wives and husbands from other races and alas they don't have Gerudo strong genes so eventually we'll be back to one Sheikah in the game

Pure Sheikah like Paya are a dying breed. Let's assume she got with Grante. Grante is still only half Sheikah so their kid would be less Sheikah than her

>>186970280
If Zelda did it she'd make sure there was no "Mipha timeline"

>>186973385
You forgot the Broadcast Satellaview Zelda games.

>>186973956
BotW is the first game to show us more than one Sheikah member. There is no baseline data to say they "started" anything.

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>>186974118
So you're saying Sheikah like the arrow girl are every bit as Sheikah as Paya, I'm not talking culturally.

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>fierce deity sword
FUCKING FINALLY
>long throw
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>186974384
There is no data to say anything one way or the other. Every other game that has sheikah, has exactly one sheikah in it. The nearest thing to their past are theories about the Twili, which would mean they were redheads.

>>186974938
Admit it, you weren't planning to use it. It's basically costume jewelry.

>>186975691
What we know is that a Sheikah claiming to be from a long line of Sheikah has a look not shared by every other Sheikah. Now either we say this trait shared by the majority of the Sheikah isn't a mark of being Sheikah or we assume that Sheikah are too few at this point for Sheikah to only take Sheikah partners

Those options seem to weighted far more heavily in one direction than the other but if you reckon it's 50/50 then more power to you because I doubt Nintendo thinks about it as deeply as we do

>>186975824
You got it, anon. No way I would let even a scratch come to it, not after save scumming and date changing for it for hours. Long throw just looks so... disgusting, just because I know how absolutely useless it is. Long throw now connotates with bad in my head. Still keeping the sword though.

>>186976071
Impa today looks like past Impa, except where she gains tons of weight sometimes. That would be the Impa family. It just happens to include a hair color common to the elderly, of which the Sheikah village has many.

>>186976324
White hair is a Sheikah trait. We've seen enough young Sheikah to know it's not a matter of age.

Look at it like this. The Gerudo come in various shades and even body types but they all share sufficient common features that you always know this is a Gerudo. The fact that some of the Sheikah look like Hylians or Lurellians in Sheikah clothing suggests they've either married into the Sheikah or integrated into their culture not that they're Sheikah

>>186974938
That's a lot of wooden swords all at once. Did you deplete the overworld?

>>186976712
It is at least an Impa trait. Clans members tend to be related to each other. It doesn't make them a different race, which was what all this was about.

>>186976712
If the idea is that the Sheikah offspring are going to all have white hair as dominantly as the Gerudo pass their traits, then Granté breaks from that.

>>186977278
No my point is that Sheikah traits aren't dominant like Gerudo traits so now they're not taking Sheikah partners exclusively due to small population* their kids are coming out with less Sheikah traits

*caused by the split from the Yiga and possibly a load dying in the Calamity

>>186976763
Almost. I've got all of them except one, which is still under that bridge at Lake Floria. Since they're the only Forest Dweller's Swords that spawn in the game, I'm keeping them. I'm letting the one under that bridge stay there, though, because if I get it that's one less free spot in my inventory, and I'm struggling to cram weapons in as it is. I can always go and get it if I want to though.

>>186977497
People have claimed that you can cheese the "borrowed" trial sword by dropping it on the ground.

>>186977496
If the village has been depleted, then they should have more empty houses in their village.
Too bad we never see the natural appearance of any of the Yiga.

I was running late today so I had a Yiga breakfast of bananas. I would guess they drink tea, too

>>186978597
Banana tea with banana slices on banana bread.

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>>186970487
>You will never go back into Zora's Domain with your fish waifu in your arms and look at the faces of the Zora as you bring back their princess

>>186978039
the village was made after the split wasn't it, founded by the surviving Sheikah loyal to the Hylian monarchy

>>186979871
I don't know of anyone saying one way or the other.

>>186979345
>all the men are mad that she picked you
>all the women are mad you picked her

>>186980169
I'm still a bit unclear on what happened to the Sheikah 10,000 years ago and what happened to them a 100 years ago

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Yo why the fuck is it I watch a video on the Kuh Takkar shrine in BOTW and they have normal room temp but I go in there and the temp is at max before the air is burning and my ice cube melts

>>186980609
Sounds like an anti-piracy measure to me......

>>186980529
They've been guarding the family "heirloom" for some long length of time, which has to be more than Impa's lifespan.

>>186981370

I'm playing on a cartridge, got any more ideas genius?

>>186977659
Doesn't seem to work for me, unless I'm doing it wrong. You would just drop the sword on the ground, ending the trial, and then run back to the sword where it would still be there, right? It doesn't stay there for me. It would be useful if that worked though.

>>186978597
Fuck bananas

>>186983575
*unsheaths windblade*

>>186982315
Then I have no idea, I've never heard of anything like that before

>>186983575
Sounds like you've had some bad bananas in your life, friend

>>186978597
I like to think the Yiga consider the bananas to be a phallic symbol of power due to their worship of Ganon.

>>186984870
Why do they eat them then?

>>186985874
Potassium.

>>186985874
>Not expecting homoerotic activity in an all male organization.

>>186985874
they're mighty tasty

>>186984870
It could be a superstition thing, but the only one I know is that it's unlucky to bring bananas to a fishing trip

Before the game came out, I thought the yiga blademasters were pig people because of the tusks. Turns out the yiga are all monkeys.

>>186987187
...why?

>>186984174

*Force feeds you a banana with a vicious sickle stuffed inside of it*

>>186990452
the fuck is this

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So how will Riju deal with Zelda coming to her seeking her support with Link at her side. The fact that Gerudo have free movement of goods, capital, services, and labour seems to be all they'd want from the Hylians buut I can't imagine a Gerudo being happy with things as they are and not trying to squeeze more out of the deal but what could she ask for besides Link

>>186992648
Inkling Riju, she's about the right age to be an inkling

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Do you guys find it harder to get into RPG-type games as you get older?

I used to plow through even the shittiest of games and now I barely touch a large majority of adventure-rpg titles I play before dropping them and never playing them again.

I've always managed to go along with the modern Zelda games since they're so linear and formulaic. Took a while for me to get into BoTW from the open style the game has, but after playing a while it still feels like it has the same cadence of Zelda games.

I even have months off work and I still find I've never gotten lost in games like I used to.

>>186992801

>Riju's only term is that link is stationed in gerudo city, as her right hand (Buliara is her left) and captain of her guard
>She says he will be quartered in her bedroom

On an unrelated note, because of the way gerudo town and the Chiefs building are constructed, everyone in town woukd know whenever Riju was having sex since she'd basically be screaming out over the town square

>>186994719
If men are forbidden in the town then the Chief's must have some place near the town where they can have sex with their husbands but still have all their comforts and security. Something like the Outpost but more luxurious and with better security. Basically a Gerudo version of that bed by the reservoir in Zora's Domain

I actually think having Link in her army for a while would be a good thing because Babi's training and Buliara's stratagems clearly aren't producing a particularly high quality soldier

>>186994428
what's inside the shirt?

>>186994428
Just the opposite, open-world games take more time investment and structured RPGs are more easy to measure progress in short play sessions. I'd rather get 100xp than wander around. It's about sense of accomplishment

>>186988041
They scare the fish away, duh.

>>186995292

>Barta just straight up goes AWOL twice in the course of the side quests there
>Barta lived her whole life in the desert, yet almost dies from hunger/dehydration walking to the great fairy fountain not even 8 hours (in-game) from town
>no apperant punishment other than a chewing out
>Gerudo can't even best the idiot Yiga monkeys
>Gerudo spears are total dogshit

Gerudo look like serious warriors, but they're a bunch of softies

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>>186996210
Barta needs better colleagues because none of them seem capable of stopping her from running amok. Also as you say more harsh penalties for her actions. That being said the Gerudo talk about running laps around the desert and doing Babi's special training as punishments but clearly these things aren't dissuading them.

Certain parts of the desert are too hot for even the Gerudo and I assume they'd need some sapphire to counteract it. Probably not as much as Link needs but some nonetheless. Barta's fellow troopers actually say she's quite tough because she managed to do the things she's done

The Yiga are portrayed as being quite tough but the reality doesn't match the tales. Unfortunately we'll never know the raid on the Yiga Hideout would have gone

That they are but it seems the Hylians make the best weapons and weapons made out of 50% gems and precious metals aren't going to be particularly strong

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>>186992801
She's not getting Link

>>186998053
>Zelda
>with one boot off
>for no reason
This pleases me.

>>186995292
You can get into the throne room by climbing an 10 oot wall. The chair that Riju sits in has a small fountain behind it, then there is an 10 foot drop that leads to to the open desert southwest of gerudo town, and there are no guards anywhere along that face of the town. Any bokoblin could just walk up and throw rocks at Riju if they wanted. The chiefs' lovers/husbands are probably told to scale that wall all the way to the bed chambers to prove their vigor everytime the chief wants a booty call.

>>186994428
How the fuck did you get months off work? Are you a teacher or something?

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>>186955803

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>>186996210
>Women
>Decent fighters

Pick one

This shit is why they almost went extinct prior to Twilight Princess.

>>186998942
They should just slap a grate over that opening. The sun will still get in as will any breeze that the desert can muster and it'll be 10 times more secure. On top of that they can put some Gerudo art or the standard Gerudo boasts on it

There's definitely a loveshack somewhere in the desert sands or maybe she has an ornate tent that's put up every time she decides to get nasty

>>186999448
Stop posting my fetish in SFW boards please

>>186999448
They may not be great fighters but they have reach on their opponents and if we're supposed to take something from how ripped they are they should have greater endurance and strength

Against a fully armoured Hylian knight I'm not sure how they'd fair. Depends how boosted by gems they are

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>>186955803

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>>186998053
Link can only hand the Thunder Helm back to Riju personally and he must do it alone

>>186990452
Cute! Needs more of this crossover.

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>>186980378
>ywn see Mipha angrily making fish noises at muzu telling him he can fuck right off and stop shit talking her husband

>>186990452
I'd like to see all the champions like this.

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>>187005349

>>187009243
Inkle!

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Wire bend.
Dump end.

>ywn swallow Mipha's ink

>>187010748
I hope you choke on it

>Inkling Amiibo won't give you Inkling hair or squirt gun.
>Yoshi Amiibo won't give you a Yoshi mount.
>Duck Hunt Amiibo won't give you a loyal hunting dog.
>Mario Amiibo won't give you the Mario suit.
>Donkey Kong Amiibo doesn't provide infinite barrels.
>Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina Amiibos don't provide a themed princess gown and tiara.
>Olimar Amiibo doesn't give you a helmet and a bunch of Pikmin to help you out when you throw them at stuff.
>Pokemon Amiibos don't provide appropriately themed Pokemon to follow you around and help battle.

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>>186955803

>>187012335
Good. They're impossible to get.

>>187016413
What did you do?

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>>187016556

>>187016413
>>187016776
Don't diddle the kids

>>187016776
I wonder what she says if you're bankrupt

>>187017312
Sounds like she should just date women

>Master Sword Trials
>Master mode
I don't think I've ever been so ass blasted. The lizalfos are the bane of my existence even with 30:00 high attack recipe.

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>>187017327
I've never been that poor plus by the time you actually get to access this dialogue you should have enough money to pay for her silence

>>187017576
Campfires are your best friend

>>187017883
Please explain. Do you mean using campfires to light enemies up?

>>186995462
breasts

>>187018972
It's a bit too rectangular looking like she's hiding books or something

>>187018067
Yes, there's a few videos that show you how to do it, but you basically drop wood on the lizalfos and burn them to death.

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I want to date Paya!

>>187020076
Get to the back of the line, my dude.

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>>187020076

Besides the children, who is the least desirable character in the game?
It's Bolson

>>187020905
the clothes dying guy

I love this series but I really need to finish BotW. I keep getting distracted by other games. The screencaps are amazing.

I am very satisfied that my paranoia regarding the Old Man / King was proven partially correct. Poe Staff Lantern I swear...

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>>187022204
>Poe Staff Lantern
how come I never make these fucking connections?

>>187020905
Kilton

>>187022404
Because my brain overthinks everything and I took one look at the staff and thought "that looks way too familiar. Bastard better not be a ghost in disguise. He doesn't even have the flames that human-shaped ghosts tend to have!"

And then my brain segwayed into "wait. Color scheme, build, beard... HE BETTER NOT BE GANONDORF POSSESSING THE HYLIAN KING I SWEAR ON ME MUM!"

What's the "cannon" order to do the dungeons in, like the one that makes the most sense difficukty-progression wise? I did zora-gerudo-rito and I'm gonna work on some side quests before I head to goron.

Waterblight was a pain the ass and I died like 6 times to him, thunderblight I died once accidentally but found the entire fight incredibly easy and boring, windblight I only got hit one time by a tornado and I didn't die at all.

The only reason I did zora first was because I wandered north from kakariko just forking around and ran into zora who kept pointing me to sidon.

>>187023683
The swamp in front of Zora's Domain, do you think that was caused by the river overflowing or was that always there?

>>187025092
i did zora, ruto, goron and then gerudo.

Well I decided I might as well go full autism and write a fanfic, bear with me though it's going to be shit considering the only thing of merit I've ever written was a poem about funeral clothes

>>187025092
there's no canon but in difficulty terms it would be Rito Goron Zora Gerudo.
I did Zora first too, it's more complex puzzle-wise like Naboris. The other two get their difficulty from moving the beast around

>>187025209
could be either one but if it's named I'll go with always there

>>187025092
In terms of easiness for me I'd say from easiest to hardest it goes Zora >/= Goron > Rito > Gerudo

>>187025092
There is no real cannon order to the dungeons, other wise Impa would have told you to go to a specific one first.

Of course the Zora domain is closest to Kakariko, so that would mean a lot of players would go there first.

>>187025092
thunderblight is the only boss I nearly died too because I kept getting my weapons shocked out of my hands and clobbered as I tried to pick them up.
Second go around I pushed its shit in properly

>>187025092
I suppose you're supposed to do Zora first as Sidon and a bunch of Zora guide you there and imo it has the biggest emotional payoff, then Rito, Goron and Gerudo

>>187025701
considering there's two shrines in immediate view and Zoras are swimming about to get your attention it feels like the game intends for you to go there first

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>>186955803