/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

1st for king silkee

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*double-dorks you*

>>186813689
remove from game

i got an interview for some chill 10 euro/hour student job soon bros
if i get this thing i'll unbox 5 crates for y'all every day

>>186813689
*feigns death and immediately decloaks*

>>186813746
PREDICTABLE
*follow up dorks u*

heh heh heh

>>186813689
>>186813746
>>186814153
when I read this I just imagine those cringey follow up furry youtube comments with the *chivers* and what not

Gambling by Unboxing is a bad idea

Take it from ya boy Viva, who spent a ton with no luck

>>186814239
no shit that's exactly what it's making fun of

>>186814486
>making fun off
No, it's probably the same people

>>186814239
*whips u*
I know you'll make good use of this speed boost anon

>>186814239
*glomps you*
>>186814451
Should have saved that money so you could one day move out of Jew York and stop being a parasite to your parents

>there are newfags STILL giving viva attention

I just another tf2g in a pub, ama.

who was it?

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http://tf2r.com/klyfne0.html

hi oph
it was dckm in the pub
I didn't wanna leave but source crashed on me
please don't call me a fag

*airblasts u*
Its over, fool. I've won.
*reserve shooters u*

*pulls out dead ringer*
hehe.. didnt think that would happen, huh!!
*runs away to health and ammo pack*

>>186815240
>>186815454
i love you guys :3
*hugs u tightly*

is this someone from the trash thread erping again to play an epic trick on us

It was Just_ Chilling

it wasnt just him it was also anonymous

*unzips leder jeans*
Lik way u see ;)))??

New demoman grenade launcher
Grenades have 50% increased knockback
Grenades have 100% increased explosion radius
+50% clip size
Grenades can be primed to explode sooner
-100% damage dealt
-No random crits
-Grenade fuse time increased by 2 seconds

*runs at you with backburner*
*flicks mouse everywhere*
*kills you with crits*

*taunts with full mmmph*
welcome to the end of your life friend

hey guys uncle dane here

disspender gououng up

good day all mr paladin here there are no crutches in tf2 let's go backstab some afk children

heyyy errybody star here what is GOING on today we're gonna be taking a look at the loose cannon, DOUBLE DONKIN DEMO DUDE

i fucking hate you all

reminder that if you dont have at least 2200 elo at your local mge server you are a shittee

>shittee
????

hey everybody jerma here with another team fortress 2 gaaaameplay commentary

hey guys, welcome to eb games

jerma vs star, jerma vs ster, evribodi wants to see this happen

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-shitposts loudly-

jerma vs star is the best ingame tf2 content that will ever exist

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-shitposts quietly-

>endgineer keeps dropping his dispenser down in random places to "be spy bait" and "block their path"
>when you could really use a dispenser near the front line it's never there because it's fucking destroyed or the enemies themselves have started avoiding it and using the dispenser itself as bait

>nobody found the raffle link
guess i get a free hat then

wow good for you :)

>>186814834
I'm never moving outta New York

>Willingly living in one of the cities with the highest living costs in the country
>While working a minimum wage job
This is why poorfags will always be poor, they don't know how to live within their means.

blessed amirite

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>playing classic snipah
>holding left room alone
>see an ubered heavy come in
>he takes notice of me and aims for me
>take cover behind the pipes
>juke him until the uber fades
>noscope him the moment he peeks
Classic+Camper is the best way to delete heavies

We got a good price on rent. I got it good with my $300 a month for my room

>>186818042
Everyone here is too much of a dum dum Xan, enjoy it
t. not morwanegg

>>186818573
>egg
Oh.

I saw the raffle link, but I'm not some poor sack of shit who NEEDS a craft hat

I don't need it either, but it's fun to enter, plus tf2g crafts are special and you can't put a price on them

>Not having an entire loadout made of /tf2g/ crafts
l o l

>choose ctf
>click fin a match
>put into an already over match
>don't get to see the end game screen to see what map was voted, so I just assume another koth map is coming up
>put into 2fort
fucking

/tf2g/ can't craft Unusuals

no i didnt choose ctf son of a bitch I chose koth

shirts can't be unusual IDIOT

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when your loadout is tf2g crafted but also very stylish

>He proudly wears two items crafted by two degenerates: A pedo and a tranny

Lmao

better than buying unusuals off scraptf frequenting furfags

You broked it, no entry link.

I didn't buy my Unusuals off scrap.tf, so I wouldn't know that feeling at all

Must feel bad for people that do. Brb, checking my Histories

>>186819227
Princess Celestia's Muzzle Loader

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>tfw only 2 tf2g crafts
:(

>>186819227
kurt cobain's 12 gauge plan

>>186819295
this

fucking kurt cobain shit

>>186819227
kurt cobain's suicide gun

>tfw kurt cobain bullshit has won twice in a row for weapon renames

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This was the one I was most worried about since it's degenerate bait tier

Alas, it's clean and beautiful. No degeneracy here

>>186819227
Cum guzzler

>Yelier
That's top tier degeneracy, he created forcedmemeboy.

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just fuck my shit up

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>clean and beautiful
>has been through marketplace.tf as well as multiple people over the course of four years
>shitty paint

>>186819919
Kurt Cobain's Medicine Cabinet

@Daisy
Put all the radio buttons on the right side when making a raffle.

>>186819919
kaa9klc

>>186819919
erp for 2 ref, add me

>>186819919
kurt cobain's prescription

>>186819919
kurtk kobiaem nigegr bomb

>>186819919
Kurt Cobain's Crutch

3
3 (THREE) TIMES

Ok, well how about this one?

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>>186819919
>>186820220
it never fucking fails

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>forgets his picture

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Heck, forgot the file

>>186815909
>>186816069
>>186815789
>>186815602
>>186815454
>>186815240
>>186814538
stop.

They stopped like 10 mins ago, dumb fuck. Way to mention the thing you hate again

>Telling them to stop long after they've actually stopped
What did he mean by this?

>>186820445
kurt cobain's extra-sharp pencil

Who are some epic tf2gs I can ask for crafts from?

I just want a videogames craft

a videogames craft is all I ask for

>Begging
That's now how it works, dude.

>"Ask for crafts"
>Begging

There's a difference between "Hey, can I give you these 2 hats and you can craft them together and trade it back?" and "Yo, use two of your hats and craft them and give them to me after", you dumb fuck

>>186820742
kurt cobain's heavy metal guitar

>>186820742
kurt kobain's epic sowrd.

>>186820742
scootmans scoolcootoor

>>186820742
Frying Pan

>>186820742
Kurt Cobain's antique pizza cutter

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>>186820687
ok
give me a fucking videogames craft
id/dckm

>>186820742
latias cum in mouth feral

>>186820742
Kurt Cobain's Butterknife

>>186820742
add id/blessedviva for pony erp

>>186820742
lmao im a hacker xd upvote if u get it

>>186820742
add id/blessedviva for free unusuals

>>186820742
kurt cobain's self-harm razor

>>186820742
add id/kurt.cobain1994 for free shotgun

>>186820742
Nigger Knife

>>186820742
haha i hacked u gud XD

>>186820742
kurt cobain's id/blessedviva suicide joke

>>186820742
kurt cobain's guillotine

>>186820742
Jesus you picked a good number for this

>>186820742
kurt cobain killed himself

>>186820742
krut cocaijns coccoona kanata

>>186820742
kurt cobain's spare razor

>>186820742
kurt cobain's epic meme

>>186820742
Kurt Kobain's 7

>>186820742
the fourth coming of kurt cobain

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>tfw you get a random crit at the perfect time

>>186805834
good/great/mediocre/classic/good/good/good/okay/overused imo
>>186806153
great/okay/good/okay/mediocre/plain/viva/okay/bad
>>186806215
average/meme loadouts
>>186806337
nice presentation. pretty average loadouts but I like your soldier.
>>186806574
mediocre/mediocre/too busy/good/good but don't like the Outback Intellectual/mediocre/okay/clashing hair colors/generic but okay looking
>>186807891
good/good/bad/RSTT/Hotline Miami/good/mediocre/great if Halloween/good
>>186808820
bad/good/okay/okay/okay/great/good/great/okay
>>186809263
great I love the Space Diver/looks incomplete/average/average/mediocre/good/good/bad
too much Dead of Night imo

>>186820742
I asked strangers to name this

>>186820742
kurt cobains axe that kills u

>>186821767
YOU WASTED THE FUCKING 7 THAT WAS MEANT FOR >>186820742 GOD DAMN IT

>>186820742
cade lol

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I love my clean and short History'd hats

767
The perfect France Man is bad??? Rude

>>186820742
kurt cobain killed tf2g

>>186820742
kurt cobain's lucky number

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>>186821767
R8 me, budster.

About time.

>>186821937
ayy

>>186820742
curt kobain benis

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/tf2g/ - kurt cobain general

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>>186821937
Of all the fucking shit it could've been and this is what I get

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>mfw jump around as a spy at my near my team in a way that makes it look like i'm an enemy spy
>when they keep shooting at me for a while taunt at them

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mfw nu-/tf2g/ is full of brainlets

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>>186821767
you got a problem with the skeleton pyro?

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>>186822257
i feel you

haha look at us oldfags. lol newfags dont get our sekret codes the idiots XDD :)).

do you guys think kurt cobain scored a random crit when he kill himself;

People don't want your trash tier bum items

http://tf2r.com/k1rtcbn.html

lol literal brainlet

If you can guess who I am, I'll raffle an unusual.

>>186822441
courtney love

>>186822441
you're my tf2gfu
:3

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>>186822423

>>186822441
dkcm

>>186822596
Read the link, dummy.

>>186822596
holy shit
DCKM
FOUR LETTERS
D, C, K, M
and I don't even have an unusual so frick off

>>186822441
I'll give you a hint to who I am. I'm handsome.

>>186822686
at least give/raffle a craft hat then

You are not me.

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>>186822686
welcome to my world. though i guess one more letter makes it like 20% harder to spell if my math is right.

>>186821954
okay

>Pyro
one of my favorites in the thread, I was going to do something similar with my Pyro, but stuck with his space theme
>Engie
I liked this loadout more in your screenshot of your BLU engie with that hat, the effect goes much better with it
>Spy
poorly done cop theme
>Heavy
good cop theme
>Sniper
looks like a copout loadout (no pun intended)
>Scout
decent, nice arm
>Soldier
don't you have a RL that goes with this? would look great with that, without it the mint doesn't look as good
>Demo
mediocre
>Medic
slightly generic but slightly better than most similar loadouts because I'm fond of that hat

>>186822793
my phone is broken so I can't sign in to anything to give crafts

Anonymous is not me

>>186822257
>>186822343
i can't be arsed rn, but i found both so take it easy

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What's the current Demoman meta?

I see tons of people totally ignore the sticky launchers and use shield+eyelander for what I presume is the health boost and movement speed.

>>186823286
shield users are pubbers that can't comprehend pressing two mouse buttons in quick succession

>>186823286
booties sticky launcher persian persuader

>>186823286
ignore those other fucks, they don't know what they're talking about
>iron bomber
>stock
>stock

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>>186822891
rate me like this pls.
(I don't play engie, heavy or medic so you can skip those)
and gonna have triggerman's tacticals on my sniper soon

>>186823286
the eyelander will always be for fucking around, it's fun but it's not the optimal way to play.

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>>186823667
>stock sticky

It's the worst one presently

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>>186822891
rate me as well
yes i know my soldier, demo and medic are pretty generic

>>186823828
Your medic gives me fucking cancer

>>186822891
I don't care too much about putting shit on my spy and sniper, they're usually my lazy loadouts and I put the law on them since I had the macho man glasses.
I've been meaning to change my scout loadout but I have no idea what to change it to. I have a genuine el jefe and I don't want it to be left collecting dust.
I'll add the rocket launcher in the pic, I was just playing with the DH and forgot to switch back.

>>186823828

literally just random crap

http://tf2r.com/khww4ys.html
http://tf2r.com/k4anrtj.html

Epic.

Imagine being so petty about being called a brainlet you purposefully dig up hidden raffle links and make them clickable.

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>>186823701
>>186823828
I wrote more for the other guy because I couldn't fit what I wanted to say in the previous format I was using. I've seen him post his loadouts a few times and noticed a few things didn't look the same so I was commenting on his loadout and it was starting to look dumb how many sentences I was writing that I was seperated with a "/" and no spaces, so I changed it

Can I get a r8 please?

>>186825347
your spy is the best one

>>186825442
Thanks m8, that's my favorite loadout atm

Pretty good, but you missed the time window, man.

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>>186825347
scout, pyro, demo, heavy, sniper and spy are all pretty good. It's something I wish I came up with.
Engie's okay. It's not bad but it's not good either. Switch insulated inventor to something like Tools of Trade, which will give him a mechanic look.
Medic's pretty much a cookie cutter loadout. It's an already established set that's fairly popular.

>>186826317
it'll hapen again anyway

>look on youtube for any more info on the pyro update
>find cute girl instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W8xayBHYkw

>>186826370
Thank you! Engie is actually the one I'm least happy with. Was going for a welder look initially, but I haven't been feeling it lately. I debated even putting him in the collage. Medic is very much a cookie-cutter loadout, but I love that RPG priest/monk aesthetic. I also use it because I have very fond memories of the earlier days of WoW, playing an Undead Priest and exploring the game with my best friend. That's probably my favorite gaming memory.

for the night this is how you will meme

rename yourself Anime Gun
only use the katana

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fun

Sud, if you're reading this, you're a faggot and you need to uninstall. A medic main outfragged you. Sad!

>girl

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>>186827005
Nothing wrong with that. My opinion of it shouldn't discourage you from keeping it how it is.

>>186826971
I like that this person sounded normal and not a crazy personality. Sounds like a normal person just talking about TF2.

>getting rolled in a harvest pub
>3 unusual wearing soldiers and an unusual med all on our roof taunting after kills
>a hacker joins our team
>go med
>pocket the sniper with vaccinator
>dominate the soldiers and their buttslutt med
>win
I don't feel bad.

Anyone wanna do some MvM? I don't wanna watch WWE tonight after all

>>186829124
Sure add me back up

sure add me
id/shy_anime_girl_avatar

hey viva do you think I can join your competitive mvm team

Watch Takeover Brooklyn 3

You mean watch it a third time? Nah, I'm good

>>186829562
Sure thing

>>186829052
>I got outskilled so I cheated to win :)))
Please reconsider your life.

Nvm on MvM. Lost interest again

Sunbeams is where it's at

>>186830712
you made me boot up tf2 again you twat

tf2 is a bad game and valve is a bad developer but i sure love giving them money :))))

>>186830635
but I literally couldn't leave spawn without getting spammed by the soldiers

and it's not like I could build an uber because my team was only jose.gonzoles.2002s

tf2 is a good game hindered by terrible matchmaking, a handful of unbalanced weapons and a completely apathetic, hilariously understaffed company running the damn thing

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>building up a killstreak
>ended by a random crit from a wrench

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>>186831509
>when it happens and you're not even spy

>>186830661
DVD copy of 50 first dates, or nothing.

>m1 an invisible spycicle spy
>he starts complaining about lack of skill
>flair gun him
>complains about flair gun crits
>m2 him when he switches to soldier
>complains about how easy it is to just see a projectile and press a button for free damage

what am I supposed to do?

>>186832732
facestab him completely by accident

>be heavy
>get shot

>be spy
>get shot by everyone

>>186832732
keep playing the game and don't even respond
people get the maddest when you use the least amount of caring/skill
so if you want people to get le EPICALLY mad, it's good, and if you don't care about that shit, this also works as well

>>186832732
I just ignore them or occasionally taunt

>be heavy
>get stabbed

>be medic
>get sniped

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>mfw just use revolvers to kill pyros when they pop my spy cicle

>be playing tf2
>die

alternatively
>be playing tf2
>get a kill

>>186828495
Stop white knighting faggot, she's not giving you any pussy

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if this isn't your spy loadout ur an gay

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can someone post the youtube video to that engineer montage w/ the blood on screen

>>186822423
Holy shit that's clever

What's the ideal Demoknight loadout boys?

I think it's Booties + Screen + Zatoichi

>>186835047
booties + sticky jumper + eyelander
shields are for pussies

I like booties + turner + persuader

>>186834262
>Get a kill

stop hacking

>>186835047
Booties + Screen + *Unsheaths Katana*

>>186835047
LnL/targe/eyelander for when you want to frag pubbis
booties/screen/skullcutter for when you want to be amazed at how something so stupid can be so effective
cannon/turner/zatoichi for jumping, trimping and being a fucking nuisance to everyone

>>186835106
>not booties + jumper + pain train

>>186835047
Bootlegger, Tide Turner and Eyelander

>>186835446
>not Base Jumper + Targe + Pain Train
it's like you don't like earning your frags

>>186835436
>zatoichi
>Not Caber

His balls may have been cut off, but he's still a 100% fun allowed weapon. Even more annoying than the katana

>>186835562
>>186835446
the caber is worse than the pain train though

>>186835047
booties + screen + skull cutter

eyelander on defense

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which class pubstomps the hardest, /tf2g/?

me

>>186835872
It depends what you're best at

But if you have 1000 hours on each class, I'd say Sniper

>>186835872
payload offense - heavy
koth - gunslinger engineer
everywhere else pretty much - i guess soldier or scout

soldier with a kritz medic buttslave

>>186835872
Demoman

>>186835872
Soldier, takes zero effort to pubstomp as him, meanwhile you have to actually play well as other classes to pubstomp as them.

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>>186835872
anything but CTF and KOTH: spy for me
CTF and KOTH are great for soldier
CTF would be nice with spy but half the time the enemy has 3 sentries near the intel and exits and dispensers blocking every choke point
scout is also really good for CTF since i rush the intel as soon as the match starts and hope the enemy engie didn't rush the intel room with a sentry

>>186836349
>>186835872

no medics allowed for this hypothetical question

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>>186813286
quite old royal meme there anon I give it 9/10

>>186836539
soldier anyway, takes even less skill than pyro and heavy

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Have you guys heard about this new game called Overwatch? It's way better than TF 2.

i'm not even going to dignify that with a response :))))

yeah im playing it right now
something about it just sucks but I can't really tell
Lack of depth?

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guys is it bad to have a pony avatar do you think I'm a faggot

>>186837203
pretty fucking gay if you ask me

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hey gamers, have you heard of this epic for the win game called battleborn? it's way better than tf2, overwatch or even paladins. there's even a subreddit for porn of the game's sexy female characters, haha, crazy right?

Die you fucking barneyfag what poni?

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>>186837203
Think about it this way, what would you think if someone would use pic related as their avatar?
Pretty gay right? Just like having a pony avatar.

Is there any love for Hybrid Demo anymore

Any launcher + Screen + Any sword except the Skullcutter still works for me really well. I used to see people run hybrid all the time, but since Tough Break it seems like pure Demoknight or no sword at all

>>186837489
bro love isn't gay you fucking faggot

>>186835872
sniper

just put a teammate between yourself and the enemy and they will never win.

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>>186837550

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxXwnhKIbMo

>>186837203
i taunt after every kill on people with pony avatars

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i only taunt after a kill when it's a kill on someone who was taunting even if it's in the middle of the battle field
i also use a "faggot down" bind when i get a kill on any pyro who has pink in their loadout
am i a shitter?

>>186821954
How are you putting all of the characters together on loadout.tf?

>>186838840
type "unbind all" into the console

>soldier taunts after killing me
>kill him and taunt
>dominate him and taunt
>he leaves
I hope he took his anger out on his cat or something and then killed himself after realizing how bad of a guy he is

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>>186838840
meetmyteam.tf

>>186839014
hi wanderer!

>>186837489
Why do you have this image saved on your computer?

>>186839102
Waddup b boy

>>186839294
you can post images to 4chan without having the on your computer you know

>>186839294
I just looked up "gay cowboys" on google and picked the first image I saw.

>>186839467
That's not gay at all, homie

is wanderer cute

no i am

no, i am!

post id

>>186839563
Bitch that's hella gay

add me id/stary

>>186839675
http://i.imgur.com/jtzqaGT.jpg
He's alright.

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wtf i love babysitting now

i want to fill steam's cute little bank with my hot green money!

o//o

>no sixes team where all six players have names that form a sentence
why is this

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>>186830661
Why not both?
Burning Flames, ofc

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Imagine coming home from a long day of work, and to unwind and relax you boot up TF2. You join a pub, and you see this walking monstrosity of cosmetics run at you with the unpredictable movement better than that of an ESEA invite plat player. He teleports all around you, seeing not just you, but your hitboxes, your thought process, your mind, your soul, all the while you have no idea where he is. He consistently lands 105 damage meatshots against you and the other 3 players chasing him down. As all of your teammates die to this abomination that even God hates, he bellows a mighty LOTTA GUD DET GUN DIDYEH. As you wait in terror for your impending doom he sticks his stock scattergun so far up your ass that your rectum is prolapsing into your stomach, and fires a crit meatshot to crumble 12 thousand suns. As you watch your ragdoll fly across the map, you can hear the schadenfruede of this eyesore of a scout, and you are left humiliated in the killcam to see him laughing at your futile attempts.

You decide to leave the server, as this "scout" - if you can call it that - leaves you humiliated. You rejoin into a different gamemode, in the safety of your frags against fresh installs. But then, in the corner of your eye, you can see him - that scout from before - join your game. You consider leaving on the spot, but you decide to give yourself another shot. But that was a massive mistake. This scout lands meatshots even more than before, wiping your entire team before they can even realize what hell has been unleashed apon them. He manages well over 1000 dpm, and then turns his focus to you. You, the main subject of his rein of terror and humiliation. You try your hardest to fight him, but this scout just dodges your every attempt at damage effortlessly. He then pulls out his frying pan, not even needing to use his scattergun anymore, and sends you to hell with an ever-ringing CLANG CLANG CLONG. You immediately uninstall TF2, as you are left utterly humiliated.

epic

>want to craft some hats
>bought multiple trashhats for 1.22
>crafting is broken
T-thanks

>>186841879
*builds one sentry*

>enemy team starts begging your own team to kick you because they can't beat you
At first they said I was hacking, then when my team and members of their team said I'm not, they outright admitted they just didn't want to play against me

>>186842384
>implying this scout wouldn't be able to dodge something as futile as an aimbot
lmaoing my ass off @ ur ass

>>186842403


>humblebragging

Dude stop that never happened.

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>>186842475
I am defeated

>>186842584
It's not just you that is defeated. This scout has already singlehandedly destroyed the entirety of TF2's playerbase.

>>186841879
Don't post this kind of thing, dckm

>>186842675
You're right. I feel as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I'm gradually fading from reality myself. Goodb

>>186842530
You really don't think could happen in Casual? Not trying to be humble though, it just feels so good every time.

>>186842807
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY MOM
>>186842813
you too

>>186842950
But I am. And you're grounded. Get out of your computer and go to bed, mister.

>>186843053
s-sorry mom

Haha don't waste your money, this is just a low skilled copy of Overwatch. Why would any of you play this trash when it's basically the exact same thing as Ovverwatch except any braindead retard can plawy this, and it has 1/100th of the content Overwatch has. Refunded

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>>186842584
this got 46 upsandviches on steam back in the day

>>186843478
reply

butt

Post:

>Favorite class
>Class you're best at
>Most played Class
>Least favorite Class
>Class you're worst at
>Least played class
>Favorite class
Demoman
>Class you're best at
Soldier
>Most played Class
Demoman
>Least favorite Class
Engineer
>Class you're worst at
Sniper
>Least played class
Sniper

>Favorite class
Medic & Pyro
>Class you're best at
Medic & Pyro
>Most played Class
Medic & Pyro
>Least favorite Class
Scout
>Class you're worst at
Scout
>Least played class
Again??
..Scout

This fucking sucked. Come up with a better one next time

>hating scout
t. can't aim

>viva doesnt like, isnt good at, and has played the least, the best character in the game
a real shocker

Okay
>Best trip
All of them except Based
>Worst trip
Based

>Favorite class
scout
>Class you're best at
scout
>Most played Class
scout
>Least favorite Class
pyro
>Class you're worst at
heavy
>Least played class
pyro

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>he's bad at hitscan

>Favorite class
medic
>Class you're best at
medic
>Most played Class
medic
>Least favorite Class
heavy
>Class you're worst at
heavy
>Least played class
heavy

>>186843649
>Favorite class
Pyro and Engineer
>Class you're best at
Pyro
>Most played Class
Pyro
>Least favorite Class
Demoman
>Class you're worst at
Sniper
>Least played class
Soldier

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which one are you r/tf2g
me the bottom left

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how are you even supposed to play this class in casual
i try to get better at it and it seems like i get obliterated in under a second in every game before i can even get close enough to deal damage. either i get hit by one rocket or random roller and have to go run around for health or i get instakilled by a sentry that my team cant be bothered to destroy until the last 30 seconds when its time to push the cart
even in 5cp, it feels like i can't get through a doorway because every entrance has explosive spam in it or a sentry in front of it.

>>186841879
>being so garbage a pub scout kills you and continues to troll you
If only I was 12, had 1 had I begged from my brother, and only like playing community game modes I'm not even that good at.

>>186844220
if you cant solo the enemy team then the solution is always to play with your own team and steal their frags
if you cant do that because your team sucks too hard then its time to play a class with a bigger dick or find a better server

but he isn't a pub scout he's satan's every regret and ounce of hatred in scout form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryEzfq-yGKk

>>186844219
None because everyone in O.W.N. is a bland board who is overpowered and mind-numbingly stupid. Literally babbies' first edgy video series.

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*teleports behind you*

>>186844220
Bonk is your friend

Scout is a flanking class, try playing like a less stealthy but more powerful and fast Spy

Jump around almost all the time, no matter what you're doing

Sometimes he really just isn't playable, like Dustbowl last as Blu

The best part of Scout is that you usually have the option to pick your fights, you can run away if things look like big big danger

>>186815024
Late as heck, but you're giving Viva attention too by referencing him and actually name dropping him. Shame on you

You're the problem

but how else am I supposed to teach the newfriends how to not talk to you

>>186844747
by not bringing him up every 12 hours

You're the new one here if you reference him

>>186844630
>not using the pistol instead
found the person who doesn't play scout

>>186843649
>Favorite class
scout
>Class you're best at
scout
>Most played Class
scout
>Least favorite Class
engineer
>Class you're worst at
sniper, i'm godlike at arena fps but scoped is impossible for me
>Least played class
spy
>Favorite class
scout
>>186844220
don't run into soldiers or you're going to be eating shit, if you see a soldier inside a building that's not open you need to run, other than that stop being bad

>>186844962
Im the last one (because im slow lol)

>>186844591
>this poor bait
>from a tripfag
What is your purpose in life?

>>186844220
>>186844364
>>186844630
>>186844967
I just want to get to an acceptable level with this class but it's like I can't even get to the point where I can practice because I get instakilled before getting into the fight or start every fight with such a massive disadvantage

>>186845016
umm all i see is you getting owned in that post you stupid duck

>>186845320
dont practice in pubs, play mge or dm

>>186845320
mge

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>>186843649
>favorite class
spy
>best at
soldier i guess anyone can be great with soldier
>most played
spy
>least favorite
soldier
>barely play soldier
>almost always top score and get killstreaks with him when i do
epic
>worst at
medic
>least played
medic

>>186844962
7, I'd totally be that slug

>>186845320
>or start every fight with such a massive disadvantage
Well that's where you're messing up silly! Don't take engagements that are not in your favor. Just run. Run run run. Stand on top of stuff a lot and scout is the easiest class in the world.

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post cool guys

>>186847785
>engineers killed
Fucking why?

>robin walker left the TF development team
What a fuck? Why has nobody said this anywhere?

>>186848349
Like valve tells anyone anything. Nice one

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i want to apply to valve but it'll take 4 years to be qualified
i really want to work there and improve on tf2 and maybe make a cool RPG where you can do a unique thing
anyone got any good sites to help with computer science :3c

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>>186831264
>>186829052
Go Spy and backstab their Medic first then? Still more honorable than healing a hacker.

I like to look at the 10th page for all the /v/ threads that have been posted on the wrong board and are waiting to get prunef

>>186843649
> Demoman
>Demoman
> Demoman
> Demoman
>demoman
>Demoman
> Demoman
I have 0 hours on any other class
Deycsfvhigb

wait that guy from a day or two ago never answered if scouts mom shaves her pubes or not FUCK

>>186850149
how does he know

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>>186813689
>you were playing heavy

ded

>>186843649
>Favorite class
Scout
>Class you're best at
Demoman
>Most played Class
Soldier
>Least favorite Class
Heavy
>Class you're worst at
Pyro
>Least played class
Heavy

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>>186853297
>dazzled by bright lights (and your smile)

>>186827146
The Gangrapes aren't hackers. I met them yesterday and they're just some guys stacking heavy.

i dont think there are any insects in tf2

engnigger halloween set
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaawwwww

>>186855605
houseflies are fucking shit creatures

wOW nice MOVING GOALPOSTS BRUH YOU ASKED FOR INSECTS you gOT ONe???????????
fuck off ?????????!!!!!
my favorite class is the pyro

hi friends i don't want to get addicted to my sleeping pills so im trying to sleep without them and so far tonight has been hell

don't worry though, i will pull through

>>186855848
whats wrong with your brain

>>186855959
od please