/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

*dead ringer noise*

http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
SVIFT vs. Ascent.EU playing now. Se7en vs. SVIFT is the current favorite for the grand final, but Ascent.EU is doing so well we might get an upset.

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*double-dorks you*

first for arcade using his tripcode and being aggressive to everyone

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>>186706998
>>186706852
*pops uber*

>>186706972
Oh, nevermind. I wasn't paying attention that last game, RIP ascent.EU

>>186707015
He got banned, lmao.

>>186707097
haha

>>186706251
yes, they worth around 50 keys each
>>186706084
below average

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>try to buy spectral spectrum for my new hat
>0 on trade sites
>0 on market
>wiki says Valve stopped dropping them
>people are Jewing each other over with "LE RARE LEVEL 69 SPELL ITEM 200 KEYS NO LOWBALLS"
What the fuck? Is there any way to convincd Valve to reintroduce them when these Jew traders will cry about their "investment"?

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rate my black man

>>186707727
stupid

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>>186707327
>tfw painted my gibus with putrid pigmentation because I thought it was worthless
>mfw

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>>186707727
>Strange weapons

>>186707763
your stupid

>>186707853
no you are stupid

>muh oldschool hat
>muh shitty effect
>muh bones and skeletons LOL!!! spoky!!

>>186707971
your stupid

>>186707727
LET ME GET UHH....

>>186707727
The effect is shit, ruins an otherwise great hat.

>>186708094
haha black people am i right guys?

die

>>186708159
nigger got triggered?

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post boneless loadouts

>>186708132
orbiting klansmen is the best effect in the game

>>186708293
>all-class unusual
LMAOing @ this poorfag who can't even aford to get fitting hats for each class

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>>186708293

>>186708247
hey we don't use that word here

>>186708472
this

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>>186708293
>Let me just put all of the effects over here on the floor
Why is it that only neutron star fucks up all the time

does demo even have any fitting pants to go with his afro

>>186708759
yeah, i think "triggered" is too cancer

>>186706972
Taking a break before the grand final. SVIFT vs. Se7en as everyone thought, though Ascent.EU put up a good darn fight. LAN should be interesting, even if no NA teams are going.

>>186709106
Why does your soldier have Wanderer's loadout but without the cool hood?

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Rate my niggaboo.
I know he's cancer and stale memes but I will never change this loadout. Unless I decide to waste shitloads of money on this game and get a nice unusual fro.

>>186709519
The glasses are ass.

>>186709493
Wanderer is a cool guy, we hung out in a furry server once and I enjoy his shitposts. The items just look good as well Hoods are G A Y

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>>186708293

One of the most exciting features that Mumble offers is positional audio. Through plugins, when someone speaks to you on Mumble, you hear their voice coming from the direction of their in-game avatar. It may sound like a small thing, but this increases the immersion in your game experience immensely.
anyone else tried this? sounds amazing
>have mate on the left ingame
>hear him on the left channel in mumble

>>186709560
That is a cultural icon you bastard. An elegant misc from a more civilized age.

>AMS and Puoskari
>both take adderall and are depressive retards
>both have insane dm skills
is that the secret to being a top TF2 player?

>>186709816
Fuck off, it's the ruin of everything in TF2

Puoskari sounds like a finnish name

>>186710273
he is finn
hes not in the national finnish team tho for some reason

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>>186710148
>untradeable
>ruin

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>trading

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>>186707727

>>186709519
>>186709816
Dangeresque is dumb unless you're going full demopan, and then it's just extremely autistic. Get Graybanns or Summer Shades.

>>186707327
Not a chance. Gabe only cares about the Mannconomy. Real game sales are made to sell for keys and the marketplace straight up prints money, the spice must flow.

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post yfw valve only uses TF2 as a cash cow and doesnt spend even a quarter of their TF2 net income (after servers) in improving or fixing the game

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>>186711382

>>186708562
the pro and medic are ok i guess
the rest not so much

>>186709106
what a bad hat

>>186709713
good

>>186710502
epic

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>>186711382

>>186707327
>>186711236
Items drop in value all the time, especially stranges. It could happen. A few threads back someone was talking about petitioning valve next month

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>>186711382

>not rating my original post to make it look like I'm the one rating
this is character assassination

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>>186711715
i didn't post my dudes though if that's what you mean

>>186711820
Very weak, but scout, heavy, and medic are at least respectable.

Daily reminder that milkman is shit hat and saturn is bad player.

>>186711447
My fursona is a bat though and it's the only hat that lets me show who I truly am

>>186711952
thanks

>>186711976
he should id/mge-me

>>186711382
how much cash does tf2 even bring nowadays
especially when you can jew goyim with a new csgo operation or dota2's the international

http://www.dota2.com/international/battlepass/ just look at this shit

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post yfw valve releases update and its actually good for once

>>186712345
millions
turns out giving a game for free and selling items is more profitable than selling a game and giving free items
i mean some items are free but you know what i mean, keys and that shit

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>>186712595

>>186712345
DotA's is fundraising for an
>esports
prize pool isn't it? Obviously Valve takes a cut but how much?
I feel like TF2 doesn't make Valve all that much (relatively speaking of course) since the twelve thousand dollar hat money goes to unboxers, not them. If 1 in 125 unboxes is an unusual they're not making all that much on keys.

>>186712345
around 20k bucks each day

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>>186712595

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>>186712595

>>186712595
See >>186711435
I cannot have a face if it can never happen.

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>hate 99% of unusuals
>hate australium
>hate all fo the reskins except warhawk rocket launcher and flamethrower
>hate unusual weapon effects
How am I supposed to show everyone I'm not poor?

dont post yfw

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>>186712345
>>186712770
>only 25% of the money made from Battle passes goes to the prize pool
>yfw Valve jewed the goyim out of $75 million

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Collector's Professional Killstreak weapons

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>the absolute state of casual

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>>186711382

>>186713515
>le 1/4 profit goys
they wanted 75% of the profit in mod sales too when they did the mod shit.

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>>186713515
I'd rather Valve take every penny than give more to e-sports fags anyways.

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>>186713632
>australium tomislav

Workshop time

>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1098475046&childid=1095427393
Cool as fuck. Good model and doesn't deviate too much from the standard engie's sentry, opening the possibility for a fun sidegrade
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=287069471
Interesting concept but not a fan of the stick dangling off his hand. Put that shit on his belt and I'd give it an ok
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=164661788
I love it. I'm a huge sucker for diesalpunk style weaponry and WW2 aesthetics though so I'm a bit biased but I think It looks good. What stats it would have are lost to me though
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=75222408
Literally just a shitty luger
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=177371580
While not a fan of the witch hat in the set this individual item looks alright and is just rope and hay so no aesthetic ruining content here
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=176781979
Robohat/10
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1112739957&childid=1112726972
Average cosmetics. Le downboated though because of the friendly hoovy :d in the picture
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=120340633
Shit. Just a rubber cap
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=159404644
N O S T O P
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=415348887
What is this even supposed to be?
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=415348887
N O S T O P

Started off promising but eventually led to pure dogshit

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>>186714010
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=169717694
We need more disco demo cosmetics

lol im not clicking any of those links or reading any of that shit nigger

>>186714010
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=415348887
it's an armadillo shell

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>>186714010

>>186714010
>go to workshop
>downvote any art style-destroying garbage like modern clothing or things replicating modern styles
>tf2 doing God's work

>>186714010
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=75222408
>Literally just a shitty luger
That's a Ruger Mark 2 not a Luger.

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>>186714010
i actually like the ruger

i guess ill do demo weapons since im a sucker for explosives
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=448644531
>introduces a magazine mechanic that differs from norm, could be interesting
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=430935694
>western revolver + explosions is an amazing combo
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=100639814
>looks good and fits the artstyle, but doesn't have anything unique about it
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=763154259
>looks amazing but unfortunately looks too much like a rifle to fit into demo's style
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=728136477
>good concept and well modeled but 50's american weapons hardly fit demo's theme

not related to demo but i would cum buckets if valve included http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=450382926
there would finally be a legitimate reason to own cosmetics

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the h*ck is this

>>186715224
You're Nivel 17, it wants Level 3. Just like with currency the conversion rate is bad because your country sucks compared to America.

>>186715104
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=450382926
The first person viewmodels look awful, but it's a good concept. Really, the creators of the items should be making first person viewmodels in the first place like Scout's fingerlovess gloves.

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>>186700071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W816a8URAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIJSc2JY-q0

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>>186707056
*launches your med away from you*

>>186709106
starstorm insomnia doesn't work there either

/artstyle/ effects (non-intrusive and fit tf2's style)
>storm
>steaming/smoking
>eotl (minus the ducks)
>confetti
>logo

acceptable effects (stand out but have a style)
>burning flames
>halloween moon effects
>plasma
>disco/miami
>hearts

bad effects (good idea but bad execution)
>3rd gen cheap effects
>the rest of the halloween effects

doesnt belong in the game tier
>robo effects
>new halloween effects
>weapon effects
>taunt effects
>invasion effects
>everything not mentioned in the above tiers
if you own anything in this tier you should open tf2 right now and delete your unusuals

>>186716437
>3rd gen cheap effects
does that include terror-watt and kill a watt
if so why is that, because if flames are fitting in the style why isn't just plain electricity

>>186716698
because it looks terrible and only fits engineer or spy

186716437
t. circling tf2 logo towering pillar owner

>>186716437
>>186702101
I feel like Nebula from Invasion is about as passable as BF, Plasma, and Disco/Miami. You also forgot Sunbeams, which is even less offensive than those.

>>186716698
flames look like flames
kill and terror watt looks like glowy silly strings
whoever made these effects never seen electricity in their life

>>186713436
Why do you care what other people think so much?

>>186713436
buy a gold chain IRL
put a picture of yourself with it as your steam avatar
problem solved

>>186717361
I'm insecure.

>>186717412
I'm white.

>>186717002
maybe if nebula wasnt a restricted effect and was toned down a little more it would be a good effect
imo sunbeams is way too much of a "look at me im wearing an unusual" effect, even more so than burning flames

>>186713436
buy the 1% of unusuals that are both a fitting hat with a fitting effect for the class

>>186717508
you are not insecure you are dumb
its a bit different
just go hatless if you are that scared of people judging you for your hats, autist

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>there are WHITE INSECURE boys in this thread R I G H T ឴ N O W

>>186717562
None of the "fitting" effects are any good though, except burning pyro.

>>186717618
Perhaps both. I am surely insecure though.
>hatless
You jest.

>>186717691
Y-You too.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Stalemates Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Through The Choke Like Nigga Just Bust Haha

>>186718357
>circling peace sign on demo's fro
>not fitting

>>186717691
>tfw no dark muscular gf to bully my tiny white peepee and girly figure but not cuck me

B4NNY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>186719243
what happened

>>186719240
Cucking isn't any worse than that, faglord.

>>186719361
he's on svift and they're getting absolutely raped by se7en

>>186719443
oh, good

>>186713436
Get low craft # weapons and hats. There, problem solved.

Just a pro tip: wearing expensive items doesn't show you're rich, it just shows you're very bad at budgeting the already meager income from your minimum wage job.

>>186719418
I'm just closet gay but I can't stand being with a man due to my upbringing so I use dominant women as a substitute that helps it feel less shameful, desu...

>>186719646
this

>>186718357
i dont know what a jest is as english is not my native language
i go hatless for like 2 years now, you think i care? you think other people care?

>>186719212
>circling peace sign
>not garbage

>7 minutes
>2 - 3 in favor of se7en
Can b4nny pull off a miracle?

There's a good chance they're going to at least tie the game and then go for golden cap at this rate

Didn't Drackk say he didnt enjoy the game anymore? Thought he was quitting

demoman makes mge a fucking joke

>>186720774
it's almost like mge is a terrible gauge of skill because it can "break" if you pick a certain class

any server plugins to disable all cosmetics?

>>186720880
the guy i was mge'ing would switch to demo everytime i fucking killed him more then 4 times in a row, i was so mad about it, and he was just like lol why are you mad

fuck these people

LATER B3NNY

Damn, that was close. I was kind of hoping for a golden cap, but Se7en took it. There's still i61 to look forward to, since both of these teams are pretty even.

>>186720774
>>186720880
>>186720969
using stickies in mge is DUMB
mge pipe only is good

5 Europeans isn't enough to carry b4nny apparently

>>186720926
You can force all stock but nothing for just cosmetics.

>>186720926
there's a mod somewhere

>>186720969
why you should know how to counter demo

>>186721194
pipes arent even fucking hard, stickies are definitely harder to use against good players

>>186721253
b4nny's on 150 ping. LAN is going to be fucking amazing.

>>186721375
why was he playing soldier with 150 ping anyway, scout is way better for shitty connections.

>>186721489
I find that I perform better with projectile classes on high ping, actually.

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>stickies
>harder to use
nigga you what
pipes are easier only at close range, rockets are better at close to mid range
if you can't outplay even competent players with stickies you should reconsider your class choice

>>186721568
wierd. Theres lagcompensation for hitscan, not for "projectiles" like arrows or rockets
>>186721582
hes probably a pubber, pubbers have no fucking clue how to use stickies, thats why most equip the shield

>>186721829
It might be that I'm just not good at scout, but whenever I play a hitscan class on high ping I just get ruined.

>>186721829
you think they can use the pill launcher better than the stickie launcher? LMAO

It's good to see developers be inclusive and think of all players when making their games. In that sense I think it was nice that valve created a class that allows mentally disabled people to play this game, but giving medics the ability to follow them around at their same speed is taking it a bit too far.

>Only 8 teams at i61
H-hype?

>>186721968
>t. wrecked by pub f2p f-o-n scout

>>186721958
no, but they just spam with pipes and eventually hit shit because pubbers walk into projectiles and have bot-tier movement
they have no clue how stickies are even supposed to be used, for spam or for traps
if anything, you will see a demo from time to time making a easy to see carpet of stickies that nobody walks through

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rip

give me the degroot download on effective sticky bombs

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>>186722087
>f-o-n
>not FaN
is this how nu-TF2 speaks?

>>186722097
>have bot-tier movement
The fuck? The way bots move is utterly amaazing, it's so unnatural and strange that it's extremely difficult to hit them because muscle memory kills you. If I could strafe like that, I would have a 4:1 k/d minimum as Scout.

>>186722261
>nu-TF2
Just get TF2 vintage, it's better than this shit

>neo
>nu
what's the next meme prefix

new

nuevo

>>186722756
noo

Noo

nowy

nova

>>186722756
neu

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>>186712595

nig

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gnu

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>>186712595

>>186722237
>hold M2
>press M1 in the general direction of enemies
>win

>>186723405
>press m1 in the general direction of enemies
>win
soldier in a nutshell

>>186722426
for me the hard thing is hitting F2P, im used to 6s so i think they are fucking with me when they keep walking on one direction on a predictable way.
i expect them to go to the opposite direction as soon as i fire from being used to 6s.

>>186723405
this is quite literally the worst advice for aspiring demo mains
don't det the stickies unless it's gonna damage someone!

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Break all convention and just go perma heavy with Natasha. Do it, pussy. Scout mains have peanut sized brain and will be unable to counter you and sollies will never bomb ur medic for fear of instant denial from the superior class that you are playing. You will be the coolest guy in your team and hang out with all the hottest dudes and all the female/homosexual medic mains will stand in line to heal your champion alpha male ass. You'll be the Chad of competitive TF2

>>186722426
>>186723536
Seriously this. There are times when I can't hit someone when they're standing perfectly still like a statue because I'm going WHY AREN'T YOU USING YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD TO TRY TO AVOID MY ATTACKS YOU COMPLETE MORON. This goes for players mostly; bots' straight lines and crouch-meleeing are fucking baffling as well.

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>all these faggots in discord
>they play OP combos
.they act like they don't know each other
.they sticky spam and spam their shitty binds in chat 24/7

Alright which of you faggots is this

>>186723725
>heavy wepons dude
It's a fucking chaingunner, get your names straight

.
.

>>186723725
i use the natasha and i main scout
i have no moral

>>186723725
Quake tf HWG looks like he could kill you with his pure rage.
He needs goggles to keep his eyes from popping out of his skull

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.tfw shift key broken
.tfw cant meme properly now

>>186724943
.eat clintcunt woods ass faggot

>>186724943
use the one on the right

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>join pub to fug around
>end up on the wrong side of a stack
>a froyo stack

>>186725354
>Kineto
That's not a froyo player?

>>186724943
here copy this
>
and copy and paste it when you need to meme, no need to thank me just doing my duty.

>>186725354
That isn't a player on froyo

>>186725534
>>186725743
for the amount of medics up his ass he might as well be

>there are people who'll bitch about stickyspam when the rocket launcher mechanically is stickyspam but better

hmmm...

>>186726067
>the rocket launcher with slow moving projectiles that are easily dodged at long ranges is better than the sticky launcher which does even more fucking damage than the rocket launcher does at long range and has twice the number of projectiles before needing to reload once
have you ever once considered in your entire fucking life not walking directly up to a soldier's big dumb stupid fucking face and presenting your shaven asshole to him so he can shove max damage rockets up it

Rockets don't sit on the objective and instantly decimate anyone who moves on it

And don't tell me "just shoot the stickies" because only a complete dumb ass is going to peashoot at tiny objects in the middle of a battle

>cp_mandrillmaze

Just kill the demo the clear the trap, dummy.

stickies don't explode on contact with foes

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>>186724943
>When somebody else posts clint.

You stop that.

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>>186726565
>tfw I know what this is
You have to full on Initial D hairpin point turn those corners

im just sick and tired of this 'game' of bullshit hit and run scout movement gaming its really starting to get on my last nerves i dont remember the last time i didnt load up a professional game to a professional server and a scout wasnt sitting there with his (scattergun) waiting to hit you and press s whilst you try and find him on your screen its just so annoying please with the valve jungle update coming literally any minute now (any minute now) i want them to take into consideration that no one likes the class even the people playing the class dont like the class and most likely hate their own lives and are self loathing individuals who lack the real skills tf2 requires im tired of people pretending like its okay that soldiers shouldn't be the main point of this game? why should scouts who already have 2 extra set of shots in their main ammunition locker also be moving so fast like theyre jay garrick or something and be able to jump twice its just fucking frustrating to everyone who plays the game and literally everyone agrees with me so dont bother posting about disagreeing as thats not an accurate opinion

be brave valve is all im saying

>>186726565
oh man this brings back memories
back when i used to play on slag servers every day 6 hours a day

Is this the latest tf.tv epic copypasta?

BE BRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>186726689
you're right, that's because the demoman has ANOTHER primary that does that and does max rocket damage at any fucking range, with the same amount of ammo in the clip as the rocket launcher

everytime i ask someone why he mains scout the reason goes something like this
>all the other classes were taken
>didnt want to learn the rollouts
>my friends didnt want to have to teach me much so they put me on scout
are scouts incapable of even doing a simple rollout or rocket jumping? what is it with this class and its players?

reminder that you will never again be the bestinclass

even back when demo was powerful the scout has always been the main counter to demo since it's so easy to get up close and kill them, and now with the sticky nerf and the medic-buff, which actually compliments a scout holding W (cause now medic can hold W with him) demo is significantly harder to play against a scout (that can aim)

the double jump mechanic literally makes scout what it is and if you combine that with really good aim and 185hp you can literally wreak havoc no matter what league, what division. scout will always be the all time carry class (unless demo/solly gets ultra buffed which is not gonna happen)

it just comes down to aim and your team doing basic damage and space creation for you to secure frags, or even to make plays yourself and take potential 50/50 chance 1v1s (which you shouldnt really take if ur smart anyways)

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>tfw my first uni class starts back up tomorrow
>tfw I'll have to watch my skills decay again as I play for a few hours a week at most
>tfw I'll be utter trash by holiday

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>tfw you blow up a heavy and his pocketmed girlfriend(male) using only pipes
>tfw you get called a hacker

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>playing comp MM back when it was alive
>get called hacker AS FUCKING DEMO in metalworks

WHERE'S MY FUCKING NEW WEAPONS

FUCK THE NEW WEAPONS
literally~

>>186726993
we're not talking about the grenade launcher

>drop 8 stickies inside a full health kit
>get called a hacker when you burst the faggout who went to grab it

>set a sticky trap on the point in KOTH
>pyro walks over to try to cap
>i det
>get called a sticky spammer
what did he mean by this

>>186727893
I don't think I can fuck anything besides the sentries

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>>186712595
What on earth is taking them so long? It takes a little math, a little code, and boom content for everyone.

>sticky spam
>someone calls me a sticky spammer
>continue to sticky spam
I love to conga!!!

>>186728505
because valve has less people who know how to do those things and are willing to do them for tf2 than you have wieners in that picture

>>186728460
>implying you can't fit your dick inside a grenade launcher, medigun or minigun

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>person bitches at me for doing something as though knowing it actively affected them is going to cause me to stop doing whatever it was
>start taunting only after I've killed them
>re-dominate them twice even as they switch to pyro to get posthumous kills on me to take the dominations away
>mfw eventually the shitter comes to terms with reality and ragequits

Name ONE better feeling

>>186728669
thats possible, we dont completely know the full team, as big as the company is

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>go casual
>get matched in a ctf server
>spawn camp with stickies
>kill at least 4 people before dying
>camp shutter doors and corners with stickies
>all the enemy team really hates me
>at least 3K/D
"Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?"

>When you think you did well in the game but didn't make it to the topscores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-xkeDfBbg4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTEQlITy7vE
>>186729131
hitting an epic airshot is a good feeling
>taunting only after you know the guy is genuinelly mad
nice, i should try that

>>186728693
I mean, the grenade launcher's my gunfu, and I don't wanna defile it

>>186726565
>>186726769
Anyone actually HAVE the .bsp for cp_mandrillmaze?
I can't find it anywhere.

>be playing on a craptop
>can barely get 30 fps
>have to use shitty laser mouse
>connection is awful
>just wanna play some tf2 mang
>get placed into landfall
>pyro charges at me with his crit phlog
>shoot a stick at the floor
>pyro has about 10 meters to walk around it
>walks STRAIGHT into it
>i det
>he complains about crits

l o l

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>Wear my gibus shit on my alt account with a gmail as my steam username.
>Spy with aussies contiunes to disrupt my nest.
>Keep killing him as he tries to disguise.
>Rage quits because I kept tracking him even after he goes invis.

>>186728693
The minigun fires 20mm vulcan cartridges. That's a circumference of about 62mm or 2.5 inches. The average girth is 4 to 4.5 inches depending on who you ask. I just did the math in my head so it's probably a bit off, but there's more than enough wiggle room to say your dick must be TINY to fuck a minigun.

>>186729740
try these launch options
https://pastebin.com/Zu4zJ8yY
they dont noticeably affect the look of the game much except for -nosrgb
also install comanglia stability config and apply the toaster settings, or go for the chris maxframes config.

>>186729740
also -high might increase or decrease your FPS depending on your CPU, use as a last resort.
it tends to give FPS in laptops in my experience tho.
also limit fps at 121 or something so your laptop doesnt get too hot and starts throttling

>>186729740
>he isn't getting 120 fps on his craptop
lmao

>>186730050
>>186730174
thanks for the suggestion but i was only playing it for a few minutes and i doubt ill be able to use it for tf2 in a while
>>186730342
making your game look like n64 is not a solution gramps

>>186730472
>he needs his game to look pretty in order to frag

>>186729740
>le laser mouse mémé
Laser mice are more accurate than any contemporary monitor and the fabled "acceleration" tracking error is a legacy from early laser CMOS sensor designs.

a craptop is a craptop but stutters seem to be less noticeable in linux
as in, the framerate will be around the same but the 0.1% lows wont be huge dips that noticeably stop the game for a split second

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>>186711382

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>>186712595

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>yfw the engi being babysat by a vacc medic, pyro and scottish resistance demo thinks he's safe from the wrath of a single ubered demoman with a normal sticky launcher

>engi goes to repair his sentry
>but little does he know a fully charged machina sniper has him in his sights

>>186731104
>sticky jumper in an uber
dumb, should have given the uber to someone that actually gets mobility from it like a soldier or a stock demo

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>>186731225
>blow engi's brains out
>kill his dispenser with punch through
>casually kill lonely sentry
>team just cruises through what used to be a nest seconds ago
>still get called useless for playing sniper

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Rare photo of vibri in his natural habitat

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do your wurst

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>2fort
>find inactive enemy teleporter exit in our sewer
>plant stickies and wait for him to build entrance then go through
>he never does

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>>186732052
>it is a crime to put this thing out of its misery

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>>186732071
wrong file

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>mfw not wh*te
feels good

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>get behind medic and heavy team as demoman
>start to set up sticky bombs while they don't see me
>throw down a couple extra because I know they don't see me
>press the right mouse button
>right as I do, medic ubers

>>186732246
kurt cobain's fireworks display

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>>186732246
Magic Mushroom Launcher

>>186732246
*blocks you are spawn door*

>>186732340
but at least you've sent them into the stratosphere, right?

>>186732246
STIGGY SBAM :DDDDD

>>186732246
kurt cobain's insurance plan

>>186732501
Actually, neither of them even moved.
Which is weird because 2 of them were crits and all of them hit.

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idea for TF2 black power 6s superteam
>Scouts: cyzer, ¿?¿?¿?
>Soldiers: tagg, aim
>Demoman: Hassassin(Habib) or nuze
>Medic: uhhhhh....
what are some black or brown european TF2 players? i cant think of any.

>>186732246
Kurt Cobain's tshirt launcher

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meme me up

>>186732728
>black or brown europeans
why would arabs play an american shooter game

>>186726815
holy fucking shit the salt, this is why i'm a scout main

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>>186732756
I should've fucking known better

reminder that if you don't have at least 2200 elo at your local MGE server you are a shitter

>>186732894
They stole NA Dota, what's stopping then from doing the same to tf2

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>>186732246
>6
You got it. "wrong file"

>>186733231
that's a funny looking dog.

>>186733231
Own posts don't count otherwise that'd be gay

>>186732894
niggers play it, why cant sandniggers play it too?
indians are more familiar with technology to be fair so i expected the UK to have more brown TF2 players

>>186726993
except it takes actual skill to use the grenade launcher as opposed to the rocket launcher

>>186733446
both take skill, with grenade launcher its easier to spam tho and you get 100 DMG directs if you happen to hit someone, regardless of distance

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http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=23496
>1 full year since this post
>52 weeks
>365 days

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>>186734531
Post:
>August 16, 2016
Today
>August 21, 2017

>>186735139
>371 days
>52,86 weeks

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if any of you give a shit about those pop figure things theyre making some for tf2

and nobody cares

>>186736175
there's no sniper and also i don't even like those things so i don't care

christ they look awful, who would unironically buy that shit

>>186736317
yeah they look retarded but figured you idiots have shit enough tastes, maybe someone here would be interested

Dota 2 is a fucking mistake, I wished Blizzard would have gotten the rights to it so Valve wouldn't be as fucking fat and lazy as it is now.

>>186736175
they look marginally less shit than the bad ones but probably not no

>>186736467
im guessing viva will probably buy it

They look absolutely fucking despicable, but at least they have more tangible value than unusuals lmao!!!!

HAHHA FFUUUUU
do any of you have any irl merc merch?

Post predictions on how much longer they are going to take with the next big update. Pyro or otherwise.

september 4th

i have a plush blue balloonicorn a friend gave me

>Star has became a bitter angry husk of a person who streams a game he actively hates and constantly shits on his remaining fans
>Jerma tries to keep things fresh and actually makes jokes whe he plays a variety of games but his gf is a cancerous pile of garbage that is actively driving his other friends away from him
>Everyone else is a who, a faggot, or both

>>186736847
I'd be shocked if it comes out this year. Very slim possibility of it being tied into smissmas.

>>186736562
>waaaaaaah big bad mean dota 2 is ruining everything!

lmao stay mad fag, how the fuck is a completely different game ruining tf2?

>>186736687
Only weapons have tangible value. Everything else is economic or sentimental.

>>186736847
I would think the next big update would be October 10th of this year seeing how that would be tf2's 10th anniversary.

>>186737037
Do you know the smallest thing about how valve works?

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>>186736940
Jerma can do so much better.
His personality alone should be capable of getting him a human girl and not that ork.
I mean every time i see that pic of them in bet i get a flashback of picrelated.

>>186737268
How the fuck would it matter? They are two completely different games. Sure they are made by the same company but just tell me in what possible way Dota 2 affects TF2.

Late, but yeah, I would unironically buy 'em. Shame he ain't holding a Kritzkrieg

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what is a good unusual effect for this?

>>186737037
>>186737460
Retard

massed flies so everyone can know you're a shithead

>>186737460
>Sure they are made by the same company but just tell me in what possible way Dota 2 affects TF2.
All the people at valve work at whatever the fuck they want to, and so if no one wants to work on tf2 tf2 doesn't get worked on.
Dota (and the vr thing, if they're still trying to push that) are the hot new things so everyone works on that.
I'd be legitimately surprised if the 2 coders they have working on the game even care or if they're just there to pretend that the game isn't dead.

>>186737593
>le

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>>186737634

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What's a good unusual effect for this?

>>186737593
Cloudy moon because LE FRONCH MYSTERY HON HON HON.

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they were in spawn the whole time and talked over mic
what The fuck

>>186737891
confetti

>>186737593
I was going to suggest massed flies because it's trash, but I think this guy's post is funnier >>186737634

>>186737634
Hey, I love that effect! Are the flies visible enough for everyone to see I'm just a smelly retard?

>>186738051
also literally in the game prior
HEALSLUT Collar Me! : femmy little puppy boy looking for master, add me :3

>>186737891
searing plasma
btw i'm selling one for 20 keys, very cheap, come and get it

>>186738051
Why did you not initiate votekick?

>>186737891
SONBEEM

>>186738221
i did immediately
it failed

>>186738250
THATS RIGHT

>>186738175
What the fuck servers are you playing? I hardly ever get these walking travesties.

>>186738302
Bitch about them being idle and not playing the game.

>>186732728
Tagg uninstalled over half a year ago :(

>when the person you assumed was a f2p gibus
>doesnt die
>kills the enemy team
>is a primeval warrior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb7sN7axblc

>>186738346
just 5cp pubs

>>186738051
I want to belive Alpha-Male Bang is getting catfished

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>>186738624
You are dumb as fuck if you don't believe at least half of the TF2 playerbase would gladly fuck a shaved guy in panties and stockings.

>>186738985
>needing the panties and stockings

>>186738985
I thunk you meant all of the tf2 playerbase

>>186738985
t. BasedViva

New scout passive secondary

Ninja shoes which give him more air control, and allow him to stick to walls for up to 3 seconds, as well as walljump and short term wallrunning in bursts but he can't carry the intelligence and perform these manuevers at the same time

>>186739056
>needing the shave

>>186739493
body hair is disgusting no matter who it's on de.su

pubic hair on the other hand...

Is still fucking nasty

no its very hot you idiot

Should genital hair be shaved or unshaved
Also do you think Ms. Pauling is shaved or unshaved

unshaved because shes a milf and old fashioned

shaved
big bush

>>186740110
it's the 70's so probably unshaved

>>186736687
Except you can sell unusuals for real money if you know how.

And even if you don't, you can buy games with steambucks.

i want to eat out miss pauling's big bush hnnng

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>>186740159
>Ms. Pauling
>milf

pretty sure that ironically the soldier would be the only merc who's got his crotch fully shaved, medic probably has a nice trim but good luck with the rest of the mercs

can't decide as to whether or not scout would also be fully shaved to make his dick appear bigger or be so insecure that he wouldn't dare look at his own dick because that's just too gay for him

stop talking about dicks thats gay thanks

>>186740425
scout probably doesn't even have pubes

>>186740375
so is this a new comic or something, i keep on seeing it posted

>posts gothitelle
>calls others idiots

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>>186740375
>single dork