Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Auriel - dumb shit bitch, voiced by nigger, refuses to help IMPERIVS
Brightwing - pretty nice helpful animal
Cassia - literally SJW
Chromie - cute but actually a dragon so disgusting
D.Va - gook bitch SJW superhero gamer girl fantasy
Jaina - piece of shit super traitor bitch, helps kill her own father, ignores Scourge in Stratholme, fucks with dragons
Johanna - extremely disgusting woman trying to be a man, SJW hairstyle
Kerrigan - piece of shit super traitor bitch who thinks her revenge should matter
Li Li - nice girl I would drink her tea and say thanks li li
Li-Ming - fucking disgusting gook shit bitch thinks too highly of herself + mega slut
Lt. Morales - nice woman I guess but seems like she is overweight on her portrait, should take care of her health
Lunara - disgusting shit bitch degenerate supertrash also thinks she is the best, cause she is the literal who daughter of Cenarius
Lucio - gay nigger tranny DJ
Nova - super disgusting race mixing piece of shit, all she does is fart and get fucked
Sgt. Hammer - same as Lt. Morales
Sonya - would suck her cock
Sylvanas - the worst bitch ever disgusting pile of shit thinks her unlife should matter
Tracer - most subhuman char ever, lesbian pile of shit, disgusting body, haircut and personality
Tyrande - down's syndrome piece of shit, 10k+ yrs old but is super fucking dumb bimbo, nigger accent
Valeera - super shit slut fucked by orcs, disgusting personality
Valla - ok I guess but shit voice, should talk less this fucking bitch
Zagara - nice pleasant mother but really disgusting alien freak
Zarya - same as Johanna

Fifth for I wish Sonya was my mom

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>>186798230
that earned you some chiki nuggies, anon

>>186798073
So it's confirmed that the Sgt.Hammer remake is going to let her out of the tank like DVA?

>>186798230
inceltix being delivered to your underground bank account now, fellow enlightenment seeker!

>>186798413
lmao the delusion

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so, why did you fagggots tell me to go to ranked for? i guess i'll go play a game with an actual playerbase. maybe there'll be people again wihen kt comes

>>186798230
>He only liked lili
Fucking pedo furfag.

>>186798413
That's more on my mind than flying skelliman being confirmed

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>>186798413
>Jaina can fly now

>>186798565
try not living in fucking australia

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>>186798230

>>186798073
>No webm of that image

>>186798565
You were in the last thread and posted the same image you fucking faggot.

>>186798565
>SEAfags getting uppity again
Be glad you're allowed to play the game at all. The best thing to be said about you is that you're contained unlike hues and potatoslavs, but that's about all there is.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

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Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.

Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

>what Blizzard devs did
Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
Fast forward summer 2017
Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

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>>186798230

>>186798745
>>186799051
sorry kids, american servers. maybe i can actually find a game in league

>>186799018
nope, dumbass, i posted an unranked waiting screen last time.

>>186799154
Do one with Kel'Thuzad, his literally Jaina 2.0.

>>186799154
They're saving that bursty kit for his dad. Who was better than his son ever was. In every way.

>>186799342
>his dad
What next, Garrosh grandmother?

>>186799307
Yes Kel'Thuzad's kit is quite shit he will be a Jaina with shorter cooldowns lol. But I don't care for this character. Never wanted him in HotS

Any information about Kel's skills or when are they gonna release his spotlight? I don't want to watch the tournaments.

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>>186799178

>>186798413
She'll get a levrl 20 talent that lets her wake up DP after the tank is destroyed.

>assassin
Laaaame
Thought he could make a pretty interesting support.

>>186799576
>He never saw OP's post

>>186799178
toxic masculinity

>>186799672
>Kel'Thuzad
>Support
There would be fucking RIOTS

>tfw placed at silver 1

man I am bad at this game

>>186799923
as long as you seek to improve yourself...

>>186799672
we finally have a better jaina

>>186799923
It's cool, I placed silver and placed diamond a season later with no ranked games played after placements, it's just luck
ignore >>186800082 he just wants to stomp your shit, don't bother with ranked unless you've hit Plat1-Dia3 in placements, it's not worth it.

why didn't varian use parry
why didn't johanna use iron skin

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JUNKRAT'S TRAIT IS GOING TO BE THE ABILITY TO SELECT A POINT OR CHARACTER AND AUTOATTACK IT WHILE MOVING, SIMILAR TO THE "ATTACK AREA" ABILITY SIEGE MINIONS IN WARCRAFT 3 GOT

>>186798073
HIS FINALLY HERE! FUCK THE NONBELIEVER!

>>186798693
it'll be a hero specific mount for her that "justifies" the 3'600 Doritos

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KT's R2 and Nova's R2 are the same ability.

>that Sonya skin
I HAVE to have it

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this is the only right choice tbqh

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>>186800615
75% spellpower makes it have more oomph though.

>>186800705
What is this even from?

>>186800705
I like the brown one

>>186799514
Grommash Hellscream? The Slayer of Mannoroth? Who overcame the demon's taint? Garrosh's grandad, the original Hellscream and wielder of Gorehowl would be cool, sure. But there are better characters to add.

>>186800770
>defend this babs
COMPLETE
GLOBAL

:present:Good :y:bones :bones:and :handshake:Calcium :szzz:will :fw:come :point:to :scissors:you:hangloose:, but :grock:only :paper:if :fingerx:you :opoint:spam :salt:"Summon :ghost:Kel'thuzad :bones:

>>186799672
>Wanting just one out of the last like six characters to do damage

Damage dealing is the most fun role in this game, enough tanks and supports for a while now Blizz.

>>186800259
>ignore (Me)
why, all I'm saying is that, at the very least, he's not blaming his team for his rank, and seems to know he's not actually a grand master stuck in silver

>>186800842
??? It's literally precision strike but smaller, and has less damage until he finishes his quest but Nova gets 2 charges so it's still more damage. Jk, you take rewind, but still.

>>186798073
>tfw Arthus is the hidden fifth hero on KTs team in the vedio.
>The brawl event will be courption based with each team getting a spy that's actually on the other team.

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>>186800842
>"We want the Invoker Sunstrike audience."

>>186800842
>can only hit heroes
A global Chromie W that deals less damage and doesn't do shit to minions.

It's a fusion of Chromie W and Precision Strike, except worse than either. It IS better after quest completion and he can set it up by himself, but I think it's a bit lazy.

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>>186800705
I like em small

Which is also why I want a femgoblin character in here

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>>186799672
This nigga will be the first evil support.

>>186800996
Nova only gets two charges at level 20

>>186800807
Konosuba, there's a succubus brothel in the level 1 adventurer town and they only absorb a tiny bit of energy from people to sustain themselves, and their services are fairly cheap. They're also all shape changing beauties.

if I knew it would be meme'd so hard i probably wouldn't have posted it

in second row, 5 & 10, 3rd row, 3 4 5 6, 4th row, 1 3 4 9, 5th row, 2 3 5 9

>>186800996
Nova's shit
You pick her it always drags the team down.

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>>186798073
>[YouTube] Welcome to Heroes of the Storm (embed) (embed)
impressive

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>>186800956
You're kidding right? Assassins in this game are way too fucking easy to play compared to Tanks and Healers. Supports in this game actually decide wether your team wins or not. Most of them are really well designed, making them incredibly fun to play.

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Thank you blizz for making fun of all those dreadlord theory faggots.

>>186799649
>level 20 talent that lets you DP hammer.
Hopefully she gets Dp'ed by sonya and johanna

I'm playing QM and every single match they get a balanced team + Butcher and mine gets 2 supports and 3 squishies

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>>186798073
I expected some summons from him. He doesnt seem like a master necromancer at all. More like a semi-Jaina. Lets hope that the talents will fix that

>>186801190
Why did they give them those horrible sideburns?

>>186800807
basically the gist of the succubrothel is, you go in women parade around in skimpy shit. you're given a sheet - you write down the most lurid hyper-detailed sexual fantasy you'd like to experience. for a little bit of money and some of your energy (they are succubi after all) a succubutt drops by your house that evening and casts a spell where you experience the fantasy you wrote down earlier. this solves the problem of succubutts getting killed by crusading paladorks and they still get their energy and money letting them live nice lives in humanland it skirts illegality because they're not actually performing the acts (though they might if they were asked).

>>186802375
his frum scutlan

>>186802375
He's a dreadlord, not a galaxy prettyboy. Why wouldn't he look like ass?

>>186802426
>Some weeb shit uses something from old school D&D

Well that's news to me.

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>>186800956
Are you fucking kidding me there are 28 assassins already in the game with Kel it will be 29. Compared to 12 supports and 18 tanks. To say we don't have enough dps is stupid.

>>186802221
I got team with 3 mages twice in the row
It was painful

>>186802545
He looks plenty more intimidating without them.

Finally got my 500 gold after 9 Quick Matches on Stukov! And that's with the stimpack that I bought for real money. Thanks Blizz :D

- Fellow 4chan broanon

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>>186802230
>Level 20 talent: Call of the Necropolis
>Summons two Nerubian Guardians to fight for you for x sec
it would probably be dumpster-tier but it would nevertheless be cool to have

So we got some teaser bullshit. When are the real announcements?

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>tries nova for first time (qm)
>super thin skillshot
>average slow
>stealth and decoy that only works on noobs
>worst waveclear in the game until explosive rounds
>choices of heroics: shitty pyroblast divided by 3 or decent aoe damage, both with obnoxious long cooldowns

Now I understand the hate. Chromie and Jaina does everything she can but better.

>>186798230
>Disgusting alien freak
>Being a downside
begone, plebian

His chains totally doesn't look like that Zac's new reworked Q :^)


And that crack looks like shittier Nova orbital

>>186802849
What do you consider an announcement?

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>>186801190
Tichondrius doesn't have them.

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>>186798073
I WANT TO FUCK THAT DREADJAINA

>>186802850
Don't take explosive rounds. Pinning shot range, double pinning shot, one in the chamber. Pinning auto snipe auto pinning auto decoy auto they're dead. Or decoy auto pinning auto... Etc, if you're a pussy.

She isn't meant to clear waves or do anything useful. She's meant to frag and make the enemy scared to do anything but stay grouped (when played well. Normally she just doesn't do anything and doesn't roam enough and your team just fights 4v5)

>>186802985
Meant for >>186802375

>>186802731
So you think he looks weaker with them? Perfect. Works just as he schemed.

>>186802850
Something about Nova despite being literally on top of someone can still snipe. It really helps to slow them first then snipe so you don't fuck it up.

What a fucking awful cinematic.

>>186802661
You should watch the show, it's fucking hilarious. Guy dies in real life from a heart attack over thinking he was going to heroically intervene and save a beautiful girl from getting hit by a vehicle. Turns out it was a slow moving tractor that wouldn't have hit her anyways, he just weebed out too damn hard and everyone he knew laughed at him at his funeral.

So he's having a conversation with a goddess who says he can go to a new world because she feels bad for him, and he can take one thing of his choice with him - and she holds out all these sheets of things like le ebic endgame sword, access to special classes, ridiculous sums of money or the like.... He says fuck all that I'm taking you.

Then it turns out they're both retardedly fucking incompetent and they end up meeting a psychotic mage who refuses to cast any spell except for the one that drains *all* of her MP.

And then they run into a crusader who is actually a giant masochist that can take basically anything beating on her.... and despite her ungodly strength stat she never lands a damn hit.

It's a giant comedy of misadventures and it's entirely worth your time.

>>186802946
When kt is coming, what the maps are, planned reworks, showing off the actual new skins, etc etc etc. More than an animated short set on a map we already have.

>>186803079
>2017
>one in the chamber
other people can hit snipes anon

>get a match where we win in 13 minutes with all our forts intact
>get a match where we lose in 15 minutes with all enemy forts intact
rinse and repeat
getting pretty tired of this shitty match making

>>186803243
They said all of those details are coming on wednesday.

>>186803141
meant to say can still miss snipe

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>>186801190
But then you realize there is already a dreadlord in HotS so they won't release any others

>>186803243
They've been talking about Tyrael, Leoric, Raynor and Sgt.Hammer for a while now, they might get a rework soon.

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apart from picking sylvanas what did I do wrong?

>>186803708
>Tritacarne

what the fuck

>>186803787
it means meat grinder

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>character I actually like is being added to the game
>remember it's just a shitty DOTA clone and I'd have to buy him

fuck

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so this happened, thoughts?

>>186802674
And we have even less specialist characters

>>186804021
rip GPU

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At first I was concerned that his numbers were going to be really shitty to make up for his passive. But then I realized the numbers are right there in the description of his other abilities.
Honestly I don't really like Kel'Thuzad because he looks like the most generic ass generic lich and I don't have any fond memories of WC3 or WoW. But he looks like he's basically Chromie with infinite CC and he's going to be the most busted character ever, I can't wait to play him. Chains affecting structures are especially dumb because you can't run away behind your tower without getting hit by his full combo or immediately scooped back by Garrosh or something.

The first ultimate is Winter Wyvern's Q. I always thought that was a neat spell. Unlike Pyroblast the chains will at least let you hit 2 people every time, maybe 3-4 with upgraded chains. Shadow Fissure seems super lame. All this time to think up abilities for a character and the only thing you can come up with is Nova's orbital strike?

>>186804021
I thought you just censored everything on purpose at first glance.

Probably something to do with one of your parts, particularly a dying one.

>>186804021
Looks pretty cool, retro futuristic

>>186803656
They said Leoric rework soon like 7 months ago

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>>186804021
It's clearly a typeface issue on their front end design. Happens a lot with loading the brawl information before the rest of the UI is loaded properly on startup.

>>186804021
your mother board is kill

>>186804021
Have you been cooking eggs on your graphics card? You should be, since it's been getting hot enough for it, and that's all it'll be good for soon.

>>186803708
being old is a big mistake

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>>186803708
>spic
>german handle
everytime

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>win 30 games in a row
>spend gems on stimpack
>every team you get stuck on now runs into fights 1v5, can't soak, and bm's all game
>game starts randomly disconnnecting even though internet is working flawlessly

I'm sure it's just bad luck, right goy-er guys?

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now that I have corrected the mistakes in the screenshot, can you tell me what could have I done wrong in the game?

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Some stupid shit I drew in honor of best skelly.

>>186804021
The technology just isn't there yet.

>>186805346
I chuckled

>>186805134
show talents

>>186805134
dying 6 times

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>want the Garrosh pack
>don't want to justify $35 on a game I hardly ever play

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>186805346
Amazing.

>>186804121
His burst is fine without trait. It's bonkers on quest completion and easily surpasses Jaina's burst and has all kinds of CC build in without even talents taken into consideration.

>>186805134
>All those deaths and massive difference in Exp

Classic example of QM splitpushing Sylvanas.

https://youtu.be/R2-PzLUzam8
Christ Dehaka is huge in Starcraft 2

>>186805346
awesome

>>186805346
That's pretty good.

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stukov is the most piece of shit character i have played in this game, and i played them all. what the actual fuck? how did blizzard manage to fuck up this hard? a space russian with an infection straight out of [PROTOTYPE] and you make him a healslut bitch like the gay tranny lucio with meme ults from your dumb anime cartoons. im srs STUKOV is the most boring and worst character i have played in any video game.

look at the amount of fucking games i had to feed through just to get 500 gold from lvl 5. nice. with stimpack lmao. 15 without? 20?

really the worst char in the game. u cant even win games on him if ur teammates are like bots that you ping but they dont come to you

>>186805346
10/10
Made me chuckle

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>tank and healer lanign together
>liming and gaz laning together
>leaving Jaina alone v. Genji, Uther and Tyrael

So basically, sylvanas and kelthuzad are Arthas's slaves, so why is arthas so weak? if he has such powerfull slaves he has to be superman tier strong, yet even some low level tier generic butcher demon can solo him in a second

>>186805810
He's a big zerg

>>186806081
Holy shit.

>>186806068
t. Jaina who probably died 3 times in lane before the fort went down and is now butthurt about it and has to complain somewhere

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>Another warcraft assasin
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>186805810
It's just the models. In one mission in Wings of Liberty where you must protect a city from Kerrigan. She's taller than buildings.

>tfw no giantess Kerrigan gf

>>186805810
He wasn't that big in the campaign.

>>186806145
exactly, it pisses me off too, they are just completely ignoring the lore. that is like if in avengers hulk was only as strong as hulk hogan
it makes no fucking sense

>>186805810
Nice, he's an evolving godzilla that will call his monster pals to rip shit up.

>>186806081
Are you implying that said low tier butcher demon can't solo sylvanas and kelthuzad even faster?

>>186806154
that literally happens in every games I've played for the past couple days, the tank, I.E. Arthas, Jo, etc... always goes to solo lane despite the tam having a solo laner and completely ignores objectives

>>186806282
No, I'm making fun of your autism. It's like asking why Azmodan isn't 5 times his size, or why ragnaros doesn't just blow up the whole map.

I hope that shadow fissure will be big enough so that running hero cannot make it out before it explosded if it is cast on him centered. this is my biggest problem with nova strike, it's completely useless because the enemy can just walk away

>>186801749
Stukov is like the only support I enjoy honestly, most of the others are boring.

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Minions, servants of the cold dark, obey the call of Kel'thuzad!
And post Jaina lewds.

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they are making jaina evil after all

those fucks FAGGOTS

>>186806452
Ragnaros is pretty weak in the lore, if you look at the cinematics, varian duels him no problem with just a sword and varian is just a stinky human

> Kel'thuzad announced.

wtf i love hots now.

>>186806547
>can google jaina smut
>needs to shit up a thread with his reddit nonsense
go home

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>>186806547
I only have pictures of Dreadlords. Does that count?

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>>186806743
Yeah sure.

THe kelthuzad trailer is horrible. It is supposed to make him cool, but all we see is other heroes doing all the work and then he just floats in and steals their kills. Just like valeera. What a frozen faggot.

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>>186806547

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6izvB1t3tM

kelthuzad was never cool

>>186806849
It kinda reminds me of Metalocalypse.

>>186806946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
BEEN A LONG TIME COMING

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>>186798073
Somebody edit this.

>>186805615
to be honest I always fought with the team and only splitpushed after a fight

Maiev will be added next as Zeratul skin

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>>186807032
He's always been a dork. Skeletor is really not far off.

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mr.Bigglesworth confirmed next hero!

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>>186807073
Already happened.

>>186807032
He isn't cool. I just love him.
He is Arthas' jobber Skeleton pal and I love him.

>>186806547
>>186805615
>Zul'jin and Stukiv with that many deaths
>Sylv more than doubles zul'jin's kills
>Blame the sylv for afk auto attacking structures

Ok bud

They fucking better add a scourge banner at this point

>>186807276
Aw shit you guys work fast.

>>186807276
>>186807073
Somebody should add more booze and pills, maybe a few lines of blow on the table.

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>>186805346
Good shit, man.

>>186807408
>Normal banner held up by a little Naxxramas
>Warbanner is held up by a little Icecrown Citadel

So Kel'Thuzad is basicly... Chromie?

Wtf. So uninspired skills.

>>186805134
>spic
>6 deaths

Remember to report feeding retards.

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>>186805470
I picked those, it was my first game as sylvanas and I wasn't really sure on the spell shield one and the lv20 talent, the rest were pretty obvious

>>186803079
>Not taking Snipe Master and Explosive Rounds
(lol?
Is this why you faggots are shit as Nova?

>B-But I deleted somebody!
Yeah? I deleted somebody, too. And hurt their team at the same time.
And I can clear waves, too.

>>186807259
if we dont get meme cat talent summon im going to blizz HQ and they wont like it

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>>186806547

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>>186807657

>trying to sound alpha while promoting a shitty talent tree for nova

being this autistic

>>186806547
Jaina sucks

Game needs more meme heroes like Abathur and Cho'gull
Recent designs were pretty tame

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>>186806935
>>186806547
Qipao jaina best jaina.

I actually used to have a complicated and involved sexual fantasy about turning jaina into a human pipe. She could use magic to force air through herself and keep whatever I'm smoking burning cool-ly in her mouth, all while I get the pleasure of sucking smoke out of her ass

>>186807871
>Calling you out on being retarded is autism
If being right means I'm autistic, well tie me up and finger my ass, I'm autistic now.

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>>186806547

>>186806167
Best setting, best role.

>>186808549
Damn, Jaina Proudmoore looks like THAT?!

>>186808549
Is this Bayonetta 3?

Is there such thing as a hack to see stealthed heroes in hots? Had a Valeera on my team complaining the enemy Illidan was using it because he could always spot her. Never heard of such thing.

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>>186807461
>>186807449
Behold my genius.

Fuck me paint is hard

>>186808806
No. You're not completely invisible in stealth you shimmer.

>>186807642
Why would anyone pick spell shield, it doesnt make Sylv any less squishy.

>>186805456
>>186805526
>>186805968
>>186806035
>>186806062
>>186807470
Thanks my dudes

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>>186808592
you made me spit out my drink anon

>>186807642
I don't like any of those talents.
I find overflowing quiver really subpar compared to the other two, on a map with lots of camps I'd take mercenary queen, especially if you're the kind of person that pushes alone, which you shouldn't be. Lost soul is fine, but I prefer withering barrage because it synergizes better with barbed shot and windrunner. You clear waves fast enough that unstable poison is pointless, barbed shot will have you killing camps, bosses, immortals, mines guys and garden guys quickly, even faster once you get windrunner.
That's how I build her though.

>>186808879
Nice touch with that ili photo

>>186798230

Anon - Virgin. Cant handle a woman or even talk to someone. Has obsession with furries.

>>186808941
I picked it couple of times for heroes like Nova because it saved me a couple of times. Its not super great but it can come in handy.

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>Losing
>Our Probius is steaming mad the entire game
>Last second before we lost
>"Thanks Probius"
>Blows a gasket
>Game ends
>Sends me pic related
Sweet tears.

>>186808806
There use to be in 1.0 with a hack for starcraft engine, but I'm pretty sure it got removed and the Val is just shit.

>>186808806
There WAS a sort of maphack thing, but I haven't heard anything about that in ages so I assumed it was fixed.

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>>186809154

samuro clones are pure fucking aids

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how is it possible to suck that much at this fucking game

>>186807657
The first person that replied wasn't who you replied to originally. Avoid referring to someone in a chain like they're a person from one or more posts behind what you're replying to.

In any case, one in the chamber is a solid build and let's you weave a lot of good damage between multiple targets. Snipe build is all right, but loses to spell armor and is less consistent and doesn't let you apply vulnerability to multiple people or safely slow people from a distance, etc etc. It's far less flexible. You don't need wave clear as a stealth assassin. You really just shouldn't be picking Nova. But in any case, I've had the most success with follow through builds, even in games where I've consistently kept snipe master stacked.

>>186810472
idk anon, how do you manage to get three deaths as azmodan?

>>186810472
>being in range of a Jaina as Azmodan
you tell me

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Genji bitches and complains about how shit we are when we lose a few nukes in the early game.
We dominate the rest of the match one sided until the end.
He then apologizes, I don't know if I should dislike him for being a dick, or like him for actually apologizing instead of saying "GG you're welcome for the carry"

>>186810449
>free "hit X hero" quest completions are aids
cmon

>>186810449
Only in QM, and only against maybe 1/3rd of the roster.

>>186810642
You say "it's ok, everyone gets tilted sometimes. Try not to lose your cool so early in the future."

>>186810623
>>186810629
diablo plus long range poke and 6 levels more than us

>>186810449
no, chromie's ability to delete characters from across the screen, mine herself in, and then when you reach her hearth in .5 nanoseconds is AIDS. Samuro clones are kinda annoying at worst.

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>>186810804
How is a diablo able to reach an azmodan? Makes no sense wtf hotsg help me out here

>>186810642
He's a hothead. If you can emphasize with being frustrated with your teammates but cooling down after you see them performing well, then you should like him. Or you can just report him since he's still 'toxic' and dragging team moral through the fucking mud, potentionally losing you the game with that shit.
Whatever floats your boat. I'm a super salty motherfucker and I STILL will never give up on a game and never talk shit in chat unless someone starts it. Staying positive is good and should be encouraged and the opposite be punished.

>>186810907
because he was pulled by stitches

>>186810927
I get tilted, but I never say anything unless the Tracer with 12 deaths to the team average of 3 calls everyone else shit.
It's more that he said anything at all.

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>>186811024
But, how was azmodan able to get hooked in the first place?

>>186811242
combo'd by Garrosh

>>186810472
Seems like they're actually going to objectives (and losing them) while you attempt to afk retard push and your team gets smashed.

Your only dps is fucking genji unless that's a smash/twinblades varian. what did you think was going to happen, that genji would burst diablo, butcher, jaina, auriel and stukov with x-strike? Your teamcomp is shit and you're glearly fucking around in a sidelane.

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>>186811506
ok so how was garrosh able to get into combo range of azmodan?

>>186811619
shove'd by Stukov

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>>186811705
ok but what is stukov doing all the way over there then?

>>186811610
lul I was the only one playing immortals hence why I died at all

>>186811769
setting up the dumbest combo imaginable, obviously

>>186811769
Medivh portal.

>>186811769
Medivac'd by morales.

>>186811843
The hypothetical teamspeak dialogue to set this up made me laugh my ass off.

"Alright, you see this Azmodan out of position? Stukov, I need you to shove him into 4 forms of CC".

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>>186811849
ok ok hold the frickin phone are you saying that medivh picked the portal range, in that case, why? Or did he bird form behind the enemy line and put a portal for stukov, in that case... why?

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>>186798073
I found out only now that Kel is coming.
Yay for Arthas' only friend getting added!

>>186811843
Is there any other reason to live?

>>186811995
Shove into garrosh throw into fishing hook into Diablo flip shove aaand he went from core to core.

>>186812001
See >>186811843

>>186812118
This worked 3 times.

>>186812228
What an awful azmodan

>>186812004
>There will be Arthas/Kelthuzad bromance lines
Yes, YES

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>>186812125

>>186812118
Its more consistent to set up if you have morales medivac or medivh portal to get stukov behind them. Whereupon azmo is shoved, garrosh throws him, stitches hooks, and diablo flip charges.

2x support 3x tank.

>>186812616
>enemy team first picks azmodan

>>186812294
>Azmodan sees stukov emerge from the bushes behind him
>No one else is showing on the map
>He begins to sweat and weeze, sulfur running down his fat body
>Why didn't I take bolt, he thinks in vein, as he attempts to waddle to the safety of his gate, hoping stukov misses the angle
"GET OUT"
>Fuck fuck fuck
>His life flashes before his eyes, faster than the forts and towers he's passing, wondering why he didn't drop his trait in a lane, wondering what he did to deserve this
"ENOUGH OF YOU"
>He hurtles over the gate as the rattling of chains sounds the next part of this infernal combo
>The Lord of Hell sinks his claws into the folds of Azmodan's corpulent body and he's lifted and slammed behind the enemy core

>Azmodan puts his E on the core as the dragon knight swings on the on it from top lane as 4 catapults fire, ending the game.

>>186812672
Why is Azmodan allowed to exist? Pretty tank can melt pretty much anyone while afk shoving lanes with his minions and ball of death. I really don't see much of a down side to him compared to other specialist that do have a weakness.

>>186812982
He has no escape, so you can CC him from core to core.

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>>186812950
Azmo spaghetti. We need to take this meme further.

>morales medivacs stukov to azmodan purely to wombo kill him
Why am I laughing so fucking hard at this

>it's another 'warcraft' episode
why won't they end these fucking reruns

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>>186813613
Cause it's hilarious.

>open teammates game history
>it's all stukov

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>>186813749
I love this artist.

>>186813109
Why would he need to go in so far if he can just afk push?

>>186813854
If he does his job good, he pushed the lanes up to the enemies keep, which requires him to be roughly in the middle to slightly the enemy side of the map. That's no safe space of Medic Stukov Garrosh Stitches Diablo wombo combos.

>>186813613
>yfw at the end of the entire displacement chain is Abathur who just autos Azmodan once

>>186813854
He shouldn't, but some dumb fucks like to laser towers. He's far as fuck, so if he goes past mid lane, the enemy team can come behind him and Merc him while he tries desperately to waddle to safety. He can laser and hope to trade, but he goes so slow and if there's a greymane eating him, he's just not going to get out.

That trailer was amazing.

>dreadlord Jaina
>death knight Sonya

JUST TAKE MY FUCKING DORITOS BLIZZARD

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Let it be known henceforth that if ever a Morales places her medivac behind an enemy, together with stukov, whence they land, stukov uses his massive shove to push said enemy into range of Garrosh, where Garrosh uses his Groundbreaker in conjunction with his Wrecking ball in order for the enemy to get in range of Stitches hook, in order for diablo to be able to Overpower into Shadow charge, it shall from this day forward be known as "The spicy spilled spaghetti supreme"(patent pending)

>>186814407
Only on an Azmodan. What kind of retard would try it on something else?

>>186814407
i want a webm of that

>>186814512
Yeah, it's no fun if it's some tiny shit like Illidan that you could miss, why try to make it take skill and all it should be EZPZ so it can be imba and it's only EZPZ against big hitboxes like Azmo

>>186814512
Then it would be the "The Spicy Spilled Spaghetti Standard"

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>>186814407
I would eat the leaver games just to do this to someone *once* and then quit the match like my mission was accomplished.

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>>186814407
>stiches hook into diablo overpower
>not hook into gourge into medivh portal
cmon

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>>186815048
Where did the medivh come from? Didn't think of that did you?
Also, what good is spaghetti if someone fucking eats it?

>>186815048
>using low skill point and click abilities
Safe for overpower, that shit is aaaaalll skillshots and positioning bruv
We ain't no casuals in here

enemy garrosh into the fray > stitches hook & gorge > medivh portal > morales medivac > stukov arm > enemy garrosh symbiote into the fray > diablo overpower > raynor q

>>186800615
We need to know the cooldown and the level 20 upgrade

>>186815438
lvl 20 makes KT R2 global

>ult is a Precision Strike that only hits heroes
The fracture better be subtle as fuck. Nova at least can clear a fucking minion wave with it or kill an almost-dead building.

>>186815376
no cheating here, it's 5v5

>>186815438
Nova's precistrike can ghettowaveclear and has a bigger radius, Fissure has the radius of roughly one tower = untalented chromie W and only hits heroes

It's balanced by dealing more damage on trait completion 770 base damage is huge

>>186815367
how about portal of slug's medivh copy

>Malfurion
>Druid
>Can get iceblock
Explain this blizztards

I got new 4k. I want support and I was trying Tyrande and Uther. Wich pick?

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Started hero league, 1 win 6 lost games. Playing with gold 3 already, picking tanks and supports all the time. Our Valla picks AA build on BoE or someone lastpick Nova when we need a tank. What the hell is going on, I'm so ANGERY irght now.

>>186815709
Uther is the best support right now, since we're in a burst heavy meta

>>186815539
its global baseline, dumbass

>>186815687
Self-Cyclone

>>186815673
>relying on gorge dine'n'dash
low execution floor
this isn't spaghetti at all, it's like macaroni, you couldn't spill these out of your pockets unless you tried you imbecile

>Enemy pushing mid lane
>Team is soaking lanes
>Ask for help
>No exp matters more
>Enemy pushes all the way to the core
>Team doesn't even take out the gate of the first fort

I don't understand the logic of trying to soak when all that effort will be wasted anyways?

>>186815996
Why didn't you just spicy spilled spaghetti supreme them?

>>186802850
skillshot is supposed to be a word for things that actually require skill to hit
snipe does not require any skill to hit. you dont even have to lead your target because the projectile is so fast. just point and click.

>>186816050
fucking noob morales went stimdrone

>>186804121
global ults in general are a lot less cool in this game than in dota because it's just 5v5 deathball all the time
there are way more opportunities to contribute to ganks or 1v1s or whatever on the other side of the map in dota

>>186816110
Not true, at max range you need to lead by roughly 0.8 units. It IS pretty much point and click, but I've missed more than I care to admit so at least a tiny modicum of skill is present in hitting it.

No, using W first is for noobs and I ain't no silver Nova, so I do the skillful combos

>>186816110
>skillshot is supposed to be a word for things that actually require skill to hit
The key phrase here is "Supposed to."

It isn't.

>>186816289
Welp, GG at 10 mins in, I'm sorry anon
you could've just tried for the roasted rigatoni instead though

>>186816315
>it's just 5v5 deathball all the time
How do we fix this

>>186816483
Ok, you weave a Max range stitches hook through the enemy team to save the squishy that got garrosh comboed, Mr "skill shots are all trivial"

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>>186816586
>hotsbabs in charge of reading comprehension

>>186816586
That's not what I said Mr. Buttpain.

>Garrosh
>Diablo
>Lucio
>Tyrande
>An assassin with strong burst

relentlessly hunt the enemy team down and giggle to yourself over how many kills you get

So KT's ult is basically a targeted ring of frost?

>>186810693
they're aids when you're playing samuro
fucking give me level illusion master at level 1 already blizz, these little shits' AIs are infuriatingly bad

>>186817017
More like a Pyroblast that also roots.

>>186817086
>give me illusion master at level 1
There's a hero that already has that

>>186817263
tlv doesn't play anything like samuro, they're just a laner/soakbot

if anything rexxar is more similar due to having multiple bodies to control and actually using them together in fights

>>186817498
Then play rexxar

>>186817546
i do, rexxar is fun
i also want to be able to play samuro without cussing blizzard out for their godawful ai and casual prevent-the-player-from-actually-controlling-their-units game design

>>186817164
With no delay in cast and we don't know how fast the projectile moves.
It'll probably be the meta choice on account of it's point and click nature + setting up Frost Nova + Chains for more Blight stacks for that sweet trait quest spellpower. Like, 100 damage is okaish-bad for an ability but 175 damage can genuinely be used for the damage part alone depending on the cooldown.

>>186798278
I wish zagara was my mom

I really wish they move some of Tyrande's level 1 talents to other levels. I hate having to pick one and be worthless in the rest. Couldn't they just make her owl damage base line because its already shit regardless?

>>186816563
shit i dont know
in dota and league everyone is staying in separate lanes or jungle farming for gold, which gives a lot of opportunities to gank them and have small skirmishes and shit
but that clearly doesnt work in hots' system

it probably doesnt help that most maps' objectives encourage the heroes to all group up at 1-2 locations. there are some like Warhead where there can be ~4 nukes at once but even on those maps the strat is usually to deathball as 3-5

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Imperius when? Itherael when?

>>186815772
You're slipping into the madness of low-gold high-silver.

>>186818307
Literally who
Also there is too much angels already

what was the original leak? which heroes are left?

>>186818556
Junkrat and or Ana depending on which post you're taking for real.

I still don't feel like Arthas is well represented in hots, he feels like a generic frost death knight, but not the Lord of the scourge, Dark lord of the dead, The dark one, The death God, Prince of darkness, Jailer of the damned and the lord of terror himself, The lich king
Where he goes, Ice, death and decay follows. By his will, entire armies fall, by his hand, they rise again.

But in hots he just, swings his sword about, throws some ice, makes it a bit chilly around himself. I want the literal raid boss that me and my guild spent months screaming at because he could annihilate the best soldiers Azeroth had ever forged at the blink of an eye. So sad

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have taken* Srry
were definitely*
proven*

>>186818598
You're retarded and probably a third worlder and I have no idea what the fuck you're on about but they did confirm the Leoric rework literally like five months ago

>>186815772
You know, if a few weeks ago someone asked me what build to use for Valla on BOE, I would've guessed AA, but this is the third time I've heard people act like it is obvious to go Hungering Arrow.

What am I missing? How did y'all find this out? Is it really that plain to see? Was there some video or guide l?

>>186818772
That's funny because people said the exact same thing about his boss fight in WoW back then. It's almost like there are people who are never satisfied with anything.

If anything complain about his hilariously bad model.

>>186818772
WoW players hate HoTS Arthas, but most Warcraft players seem to like his deal.

I like his kit and the D mini game is surprisingly fun. I don't think just making him taller will stop the complaints, but he's a solid bruiser already so fucking with his kit isn't smart.

>>186818740
Did any of the supposed leaks get a 100% accuracy with the new heroes?

>>186819089
>so bad at the fucking game that calls Arthas' trait as "D mini game"

>>186819318
You used to have to take the hunger talent and use it mainly on heroes. Now I guess you can just spam it.

why is thrall so fucking shit in this game?

>>186798073
>jaina featured in the animated short
>still fucking sucks badly in game
>fighting in melee range doing flips and shit when she has zero mobility
wtf was that is she getting a rework?

so the next hero is a starcraft firebat yeah?

>>186818930
it does ridiculous burst damage to immortal and your sustained dps is already extremely high as valla. With level 1 and level 4 you get 344 + (96 * 3) 150% = 1580 vs immortal at level one. On a 10 second cooldown with quest complete.

Whereas AA would only give you some movespeed, a bit of mana, and 10% aspd (taking you from 1.67 to 1.837aps) + 2% per stack (so 20% damage bonus over previous, which takes you from 151 damage per AA at level 4, to 168 with quest complete). The gain is about ~23 damage per second? from aa build, vs taking your 457 damage hungering arrow up to 1580 damage, and getting a second cast from vault at level 7, which functionally allows you to put out ~3450 burst damage vs immortal right at level 7 on a 10s cd. When scaled to level 20 that's ~2600 damage against immo per cast of hungering arrow. without a terribly significant dps loss (284 @ 1.67 vs 316 @ 1.837 or 2.67 if attack speed at 20). Even with full attack speed build, hungering arrow comes up ahead by like 2400 damage with just a single rotation of abilities, and gains on that every 10 seconds.

>>186806601
>heroes is the lore
heroes is a fanfiction, in the actual lore ragnaros was a near-god who took like 3 defeatings to fucking die after nearly ending the world twice

>>186820317
So yeah, basically full AA build is just ~850ish damage per second vs immortal while you have to be stationary attacking at 2.67 and your abilities are a bit more expensive to spam... whereas hungering arrow is still ~475dps, but it also adds another 540 dps from just hungering arrows and isn't as constrained by the need to auto-attack, and it can opt into safer shit like far-flight.

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>>186798230

That was painfully unfunny. It was like when a middleschooler gets a hold of a madlibs book.

>>186818598
Can we get you silenced for a year and six months here, too?

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>>186820612
>ragnaros
>dead
He just respecced, jsut give him time to get maxed and geared, jeez. Not easy being the only paladin without ashbringer

>>186820927
>>186808189
That about sums it up.

where are the hot pictures of tyrande?

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>>186821150
cuckoldry/ntr only

>>186820927
>3.22 MB, 1688x1435 of cropped doll porn
could you condense that a bit for next time
Also which Jaina meme?

>>186821150
google you reddit nigger

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>Start calibrating at Gold 2
>Lose due to bullshit out of my hands over and over like feeders, afkers and people who never go to any fights "soaking"
>End up at Bronze 5

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>playing BHB with Arthas, Probius and Cho'Gall as Lucio
>Arthas and Cho ignore the coins and the pirate

>>186820612
>who took like 3 defeatings
wasn't that only possible in the first place because he's always summoned in a weakened state or something?

>>186818795
yes and the said 'Zad was WIP several blizzcons ago
the question isn't whether it's coming but WHEN it's coming

>>186821471
Just means your ride to fame story will apply to more shitters. When you reach that point you want to be the result will be that much sweeter. Against all odds you spat back at those that dragged you down, your shoulders/back didn't get like that from being a little bitch. Carry that team! Be that guy! Win that game!

Or something something only constant - Take your pick

>>186821471
Post picture, I always enjoy seeing genuine B5 players.

>>186819906
because the game designer who reworked him had a massive hardon for shitty quests

>>186818482
I have to agree I rather see either some more D2 heroes (or even D1 if they are mad men) or some more Prime Evils

>>186818930
things that do bonus damage to monsters are good on boe, the map where you spend half the game hitting a giant objective monster
pretty complicated shit right there, no clue how anyone would figure it out on their own
next you're gonna tell me that amateur opponent is good too

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>>186818556
>>186818740

We are also missing gelbin mekkatorque still

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>Kel map will be a Hanamura reskin

>>186821471
>lose to gold 5 players
>still somehow convince yourself that you are gold skill level
>lose to silver players
>still somehow convince yourself that you are gold skill level
>lose to bronze players
>still somehow convince yourself that you are gold skill level

>>186821847
His kit became falstad.

>>186821847
>Multiclass
>Ult 1 high damage fast moving classic plane
>Ult 2 Tanky armor form Broken Shore

>>186822053

>Mandatory it's always your fault post

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>>186821471
With shit taste in animu like that it's no wonder you're bronze 5. Watch a real show faggot.

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>>186822193
how come every time i post on /soc/ asking for some cute boys to heterosexually suck my totally straight dick there's a mandatory "you're a fag" post

>open box
>get legendary
>oh shit
>it's lucio
I would have preferred a shitty horse

>>186821847
Became Falstad. I'd still take him if he was a support/tank/dps multiclass with a strider/mech/aircraft ult. We need more gnomes in the nexus.