[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 749
Thread images: 218

File: eventually.jpg (701KB, 852x1200px) Image search: [Google]
eventually.jpg
701KB, 852x1200px
Things to wait for edition

>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Infobin<
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/breath-of-the-wild-interactive-map/ (Full map)
https://mrcheeze.github.io/botw-object-map/ (Map to find NPCs and weapons)
http://imgur.com/r/zelda/QWNvr (Amiibo drops)
http://imgur.com/gallery/eMX7h (Cooking guide)

>>News/Developments<
E3 2017 BotW DLC trailer:
[YouTube] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Expansion Pass - Nintendo E3 2017

Details on DLC and new Champion amiibo:
https://e3.nintendo.com/games/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-expansion-pass-switch/

>Art Collection<
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/historyofhyrule/

>Soundtrack<
Wind Waker
https://mega.nz/#!EFsgSSYI!5jhFz7T0xpK04JlQItd_X3s1UNpXLKUPew-7FZsfylI

Twilight Princess
https://mega.nz/#!tAtVgDTI!ts9xkkXqmRF48GPPlrd5lOMmya0D9L-LdlKKbcBUOoM

Skyward Sword
https://mega.nz/#!QNlTVSaI!GvZOUcZxS3x83rkMK8IRA05y90ivj5lA5r5eYvZD-Ro
>>
>A Cute Gerudo woman will never develop a secret crush on you.
>>
>>
File: Yuga.png (1MB, 806x960px) Image search: [Google]
Yuga.png
1MB, 806x960px
Every time I saw "Yiga Clan" it reminded me of this guy
>>
>>186404879
He kinda looks Gerudo.
>>
>>186404576
>Riju will never demand procreation with you as a part of a trade agreement with the new Hyrule kingdom
>>
>>186404879
>guy
>>
>>186404879
I forgot that guy existed.
There have been a few non-Ganon antagonists, I keep forgetting them
>>
Veran needs more 34.
>>
File: Din.jpg (383KB, 1421x1869px) Image search: [Google]
Din.jpg
383KB, 1421x1869px
>>186406318
underrated games
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (473KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
473KB, 1280x720px
>>
File: Curtsy will ya.jpg (145KB, 679x783px) Image search: [Google]
Curtsy will ya.jpg
145KB, 679x783px
>>
File: akkala_citadel_468.jpg (32KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
akkala_citadel_468.jpg
32KB, 1280x720px
I want to activate Akkala Citadel's tower!
>>
>>186407491
I want to go inside and face hordes of undead Hylian soldiers
>>
>>186407560
I want to go inside and read the diary of the last commander of the army written as the guardians breach the gate
>>
>>186407491
Lewd?
>>
File: 2d2.jpg (124KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]
2d2.jpg
124KB, 600x450px
>>186407653
>writing in your diary instead of fighting to your last breath
>>
File: 1460403712255.jpg (15KB, 164x483px) Image search: [Google]
1460403712255.jpg
15KB, 164x483px
>>186407560
>pitch black inside
>crawling with redead that shriek as soon as they see you
>>
>>186408394
>decayed guardians around the corners as your only light source once you put your torch out
>>
>>186408394
>they didn't die from the attack
>they starved to death inside
>>
>>186408562
I'm pretty sure they died in the attack
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (409KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
409KB, 1280x720px
>>186408562
You can't starve if you have each other.
>>
>>186408918
but then muh hylian ghoul heacanon doesn't work as well, cause they get blown to bits
>>
>>186407560
Malice-ized Hylian soldiers would have been perfect here. They could fill the role of Darknuts as armored enemies, and would mostly use existing assets and animations.
>>
>>186408918
Well they were under siege which means they were holed up inside, and all the doors are caved in with rubble...so they were buried alive
>>
>>186409125
magic reformed corpses
>>
>>186409203
guardians don't siege people they're just an onslaught. The walls broke in because the guardians forced themselves inside and started blasting everything
>>
File: wat.gif (1MB, 160x140px) Image search: [Google]
wat.gif
1MB, 160x140px
>>186409212
>with mouth lasers
>>
File: catp.jpg (24KB, 510x427px) Image search: [Google]
catp.jpg
24KB, 510x427px
Why are there so many Malice eyeballs you can kill in Castle Town to unblock the roads? Am I supposed to kill them all and ride my horse through town? Or is it a korok thing?
>>
File: I had dreams, once.jpg (43KB, 247x377px) Image search: [Google]
I had dreams, once.jpg
43KB, 247x377px
>>186409523
>>
>>186409569
probably so you can get back more easily if you decide to leave to make a provisions stop
>>
>>186409569
it's because there's fucking malice everywhere what do you think?
>>
>>186409746
>>186409747
Yeah but I can easily just run straight through town, this is the only place where malice stretches across the road but there's nothing around it
>>
>>186409905
probably to make you move about a bit.
You can't actually ride your horse straight to the sanctum, there are malice blockades you can't pop until you get around them and some that I don't think are actually removable
>>
>>186409569
That was Phase 1 of Ganon's destruction of Castle Town.
First he blocked the roads to throw the town into chaos. Then he demanded a toll of 15 rupees
>>
File: Falbi.png (144KB, 260x529px) Image search: [Google]
Falbi.png
144KB, 260x529px
*blocks your're path*
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (473KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
473KB, 1280x720px
>>
File: laughingdrink.jpg (103KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]
laughingdrink.jpg
103KB, 413x395px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2lqcbSp3oQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8m9y1cvlk
Among the mess of the Skyward Sword soundtrack it's great to hear stuff as ridiculous as this
>>
>>186410381
>BotW:
>Animals raised up the hill, village in the middle, and Link's lonesome house just on the outskirts of town.

>TP:
>Animals raised up the hill, village in the middle, and Link's lonesome house just on the outskirts of town.

-----

>TP:
>Link's house is an elevated treehouse. Whole village are treehouses.

OoT:
>Link's house is an elevated treehouse. Whole village are treehouses.

-----

It feels like something going on intentionally, but it probably isn't.
>>
>>186410839
>A Link to the Past/A Link Between Worlds
>Link's house is separated from the rest of the village and divided by an elevated barrier
Link's house is almost always isolated from everyone elses
just like him
>>
File: IMG_1337.jpg (151KB, 1038x692px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1337.jpg
151KB, 1038x692px
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (466KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
466KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>186411576
how could the king let her leave the castle wearing this
>>
>>186412203
All of her protecting knights have been castrated as a precaution.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (402KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
402KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>186412203
>Flexible legwear for a strenuous trip up mountain trails
I don't see a problem?
>>
>>186404879
>>186410206
Are they gerudos, /lozg/?
>>
>>186418474
Not Falbi.
>>
S P A N D E X
>>
>>186410206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MoL27PSlHk

HIIIIIIIIIIIII

*shoot bomb arrow in his face*
>>
File: 1501868694571.png (882KB, 1280x1349px) Image search: [Google]
1501868694571.png
882KB, 1280x1349px
>>
File: IMG_1244.jpg (132KB, 600x834px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1244.jpg
132KB, 600x834px
>>186412203
He let her go out alone with her handsome appointed knight while they were both horny teens, he knew what would happen
>>
>>186423525
Anything to continue the royal line. And Zelda failed even at that.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (356KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
356KB, 1280x720px
>>
Urbosa doujin when
>>
File: vcp.png (138KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]
vcp.png
138KB, 409x409px
I miss Vaati
>>
>>186429948
You aren't alone, friend
>>
File: Professional Ping Pong paddle.png (54KB, 219x317px) Image search: [Google]
Professional Ping Pong paddle.png
54KB, 219x317px
>We'll never see empty bottles in Zelda again.
>>
>>186429948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZiNJkTEGHQ

Still waiting for a quality orchestral version of Vaati Reborn.
>>
File: 1502056695583.jpg (36KB, 640x334px) Image search: [Google]
1502056695583.jpg
36KB, 640x334px
>>186431149
>we will never see fishing rods again

This better change quickly!
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (362KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
362KB, 1280x720px
It gets me how the game tries to give Link logical looking footing based on where he is.
>>
>>186424808
But she succeeded
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (308KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
308KB, 1280x720px
>>
I wish there was more information available about the dragons. Hopefully in future DLC we'll get something, but I doubt it. Just feels like wasted potential, unfortunately along with other things that I really enjoyed in this game such as the divine beasts. Favorite time in this game was the beasts, but you just get in and get out so fast. Wish they would have made them longer, at the very least allow us to go back in after it's finished. What's the point in that?
>>
>>186412203
Everyone in court knows she's a disappointment and her bodyguard is into fish. Who would even want to go near her?
>>
>>186412203
>implying there's anybody to marry her off to
Shit the only nearby civilizations are non-humans and all female gypsies.
>>
File: friends.png (367KB, 708x1000px) Image search: [Google]
friends.png
367KB, 708x1000px
>>
>>186434528
Zelda has never had much of an obligation to marry royalty.
>>
>>186410381
>only slightly cut off from the rest of the village
>small horse stable
>pond
>big apple tree
>with a long enough line you could fish the pond right below the bridge
>sturdy bridge
>path leads right off into the hills
Link's house is prime real estate why was nobody grabbing it?
>>
>[Ganondorf, Malon]
>>
>>186435529
I can't read moonrunes Anon. Please help.
>>
>>186436331
anything is better than yet another zelink
>>
>>186436736
there's no help here
>>
>>186436820
Shut up, Cia.
>>
next playthrough I think I should try avoiding the roads, they get me to where I'm going too quickly
>>
>>186437412
Play "ground is lava" mode. You may only touch artificial structures one you leave the Great Plateau.
>>
>>186437412
That's the purpose of roads
>>
>>186437749
yeah but I miss too much. There are swathes of Necluda I never touched because I just hopped on the road and rode off
>>
File: 1497157053655.jpg (134KB, 764x764px) Image search: [Google]
1497157053655.jpg
134KB, 764x764px
When do they teach you how to cook in BOTW?
>>
>>186438626
Koko
>>
>>186436820
is "zelink" what I think it is?
>>
>>186438038
Are you doing no fast travel? I find that substantially improves exploration.
>>
>>186439193
If you think it's dull, overused, and has zero point, then yes
>>
>>186436331
>[Hilda, Yuga]
>>
The skyloft Hylians became the Ooccoans
>>
File: yfw.jpg (9KB, 156x154px) Image search: [Google]
yfw.jpg
9KB, 156x154px
>>186441116
I can dig this
>>
>>186404405
>possible Urbosa femdom
oh lawdy
>>
File: IMG_1268.jpg (132KB, 1200x750px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1268.jpg
132KB, 1200x750px
>>186439193
It is best ship
>>
>>
>>186445540
More birbs
>>
>>186445540
>>
File: birb_thighs.png (38KB, 493x921px) Image search: [Google]
birb_thighs.png
38KB, 493x921px
>>186445540
birb
>>
>>186441116
I'm torn between my initial reaction of "gross" and my unending thirst for Lorule fics.
>>
File: 1374032485738.gif (3MB, 240x192px) Image search: [Google]
1374032485738.gif
3MB, 240x192px
Mipha was forced to watch Link and Zelda walk together in the end.
>>
>>186443448
the best ship is the King of Red Lions
>>
>>186447095
Mipha isn't dead, but isn't able to operate Ruta anymore, once more trapping her inside of it
>>
File: tumblr_onvpdob6tP1vuj6b3o1_1280.jpg (843KB, 700x1113px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_onvpdob6tP1vuj6b3o1_1280.jpg
843KB, 700x1113px
>>186447095
Zelda had to watch Mipha touch links body anywhere it hurt, probably watched a couple fish handjobs
>>
>>186448689
Zelda gets to make Link's body hurt now
>>
>>186448689
Before the Calamity? She couldn't use her powers, so how was she able to?
>>
File: tumblr_otqpcz0DEF1uw3hwso1_1280.png (1001KB, 1280x1702px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_otqpcz0DEF1uw3hwso1_1280.png
1001KB, 1280x1702px
A shark bite is much better than a plebian hylian bite
>>
>>186449084
kisses are better than bites and fish lips aren't good for kissing
>>
>>186404405
So is anyone going to scan this? Those are fucking grunts/moans in the last panel.

GRUNTS AND OR MOANS
>>
>>186449504
IT'S
NOT
EVEN
OUT
>>
>>186449078
Mipha probably hung around the pair enough times
>>
File: 1491415821295.jpg (135KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1491415821295.jpg
135KB, 1280x720px
>>186449294
Fish has better kissing lips that the hylian,
>>
File: zeldabotw.png (860KB, 848x1200px) Image search: [Google]
zeldabotw.png
860KB, 848x1200px
>>186449794
she doesn't have an ass though
her chest is pretty much nothing too
>>
>>186447095
They were walking to Zora's Domain, where Link dumped Zelda in front of Mipha's statue.
>>
>>186449504
It says "Ahn~"
That's literally the only word I can read.
>>
>>186448689
finjobs?
>>
>>186450024
Growing up in Zora's Domain Link probably likes them flat
>>
>>186450745
And now he's gonna learn what he was missing out on
>>
File: NANI.png (10KB, 334x229px) Image search: [Google]
NANI.png
10KB, 334x229px
>boko goes to light his club on fire
>lights himself on fire too
I can't penetrate their strategy
>>
>>186451645
If you had a choice of fighting two men, one of whom was on fire which one would you pick?
>>
>>186452017
I'm not fighting someone that tough and his buddy probably isn't a lesser fight. He's so strong he doesn't need to light himself on fire
>>
File: pocky.jpg (124KB, 655x720px) Image search: [Google]
pocky.jpg
124KB, 655x720px
find the flaw
>>
>>186453427
No Tetra, no Midna.
>>
>>186453427
Needs Spirit Tracks. Cutest Zelda
>>
there is nobody more annoying that those truffle hunters. How man boko dickings have they had to endure to get those mushrooms? For god's sake, plant your own, fucking agriculture
>>
File: untitled.jpg (102KB, 1083x521px) Image search: [Google]
untitled.jpg
102KB, 1083x521px
>>
>>186454168
Truffles are not normally farmed. They are an underground fungus that people use sniffing animals to find. Technically you probably could farm them, but then they wouldn't be as valuable and foodies would say they didn't taste right.
>>
>>186453737
Doesn't zelda get killed in ST?
>>
>>186456187
her spirit just gets kicked out of her body.
So yes?
>>
>>186456187
Her body gets stolen. Her ghost follows Link around as a sidekick to get her body back.
>>
>>186456187
yes and she becomes a cute ghost
play spirit tracks
>>
>>186454168
>lay some truffles in the ground for them to find
>they don't react in any way
Shit game.

Zelda was never good.
>>
File: 1483490163685.jpg (118KB, 942x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1483490163685.jpg
118KB, 942x1200px
This adult Medli is so cute.

She makes me wish to settle down, and attempt to create a new hybrid species with her.
>>
>Keep hearing an owl at night.
>Never see an owl.
This is what it feels like to be a mouse.
>>
>>186453427
>No Midna leaning over because she's nearly a head taller than Link
>>
>>186458242
There are monkey sounds in the jungle too but no monkeys

With all the animals in this game you'd think there would be some.
>>
>>186458198
>You will never satisfy her odd fetish of having someone throw her at a wall until she can't think straight.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (470KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
470KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>186458327
>Midna puts Link's equipment on a high shelf so he has to stay inside with her
>>
>>186460212
I want to ravish Paya
>>
>>186460503
You never will. Ever.
>>
>>186460691
I know. I'm never going to do a lot of things I want to
>>
File: paya_diary.jpg (95KB, 555x953px) Image search: [Google]
paya_diary.jpg
95KB, 555x953px
>>186460691
Why not? It's not like he has to compete with Link
>>
>>186461037
There is no Santa Claus. Your parents ate the cookies.
>>
>>186461037
I want to see Paya realize she has no chance with Link in the DLC
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (422KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
422KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>186460501
he can just use Pegasus boots against the wall
>>
After god knows how many hundreds of hours, I just discovered a new trail through Mt. Floria. Time to put in another few hundred.
>>
>>186461357
Ha! jokes on you we never made any cookies for Christmas
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (460KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
460KB, 1280x720px
>>
this goes up
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (329KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
329KB, 1280x720px
>>
File: 1502599239685.jpg (17KB, 292x359px) Image search: [Google]
1502599239685.jpg
17KB, 292x359px
>>186469247
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (365KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
365KB, 1280x720px
Good night to all. May your rafts hold together better than your ships.
>>
File: 1500984629151.jpg (65KB, 720x660px) Image search: [Google]
1500984629151.jpg
65KB, 720x660px
>>186470938
Thanks screenshot bro. You have a good night as well.
>>
I am going to marry Riju!
>>
>>186415916
Leggings tear easily and don't keep your butt warm at all
>>
only 800 more korok seeds to go
>>
>>186461037
she loves Link so much that she'd support him being in a relationship with another girl as long as it makes him happy

wtf I didn't come to this thread to feel
>>
>>186478403
Have fun
>>
HYAH
>>
>>186451645
Ganon's not the only one sick of reincarnating
>>
I can't see the DLC dungeon being another Divine Beast, so what could it even be or entail if it's, as we might assume, Champion related? For what purpose would require delving into some dungeon if the previous Champions are dead and/or the Champions are reformed in the current time? To retrieve some ancient item/power or some shit? Why would the Champions need to be reformed, assigned to their Beasts and you to find this dungeon or temple if Ganon has already been dealt with with no pressing threats remaining? That is, if it's set after his defeat. Also the boss, if it's not going to be a Blight. And how and why has Ruta stopped working dammit.

So many questions. Inb4 it's another Divine Beast anyway.
>>
File: Zelda_paya.jpg (170KB, 1072x650px) Image search: [Google]
Zelda_paya.jpg
170KB, 1072x650px
>>186478502
Yeah she's pretty cucked.

But at least she didn't write a song about it
>>
>>186488865
Paya's papayas!
>>
>>186490378
>ywn take a big, juicy bite of them
>>
>>186478403
the most I got was 200 before I stopped caring
>>
Do forest dweller bows spawn anywhere?
>>
>>186494062
Don't you get a full set of forest dweller gear when you do the trial in korok forest? That's how I got the sword and shield for the compendium
>>
All fucking shippers must fucking hang.
>>
>>186494270
anywhere else?
>>
>>186496873
Why?
>>
>>186497273
Because they're cancerous bitches who shitpost about their fantasy romances in every thread.
>>
>>186497439
they're the only reason the general is still around
>>
>>186497439
Oh, alright
>>
>>186497551
Let the dead rest. Don't keep a general alive for no other reason than to keep it alive. I get that you're used to posting here a lot and would have to do something else with your time, but there are other, active, generals out there. Alternatively go back to fanfiction.net and stay there.
>>
File: zelda4.png (329KB, 562x519px) Image search: [Google]
zelda4.png
329KB, 562x519px
>>186497439
k
>>
File: tumblr_ouv16siEpn1uoxnfso1_1280.png (2MB, 975x1500px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ouv16siEpn1uoxnfso1_1280.png
2MB, 975x1500px
>>
File: WVW69jPLfo0q1ODW2M.jpg (303KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
WVW69jPLfo0q1ODW2M.jpg
303KB, 640x480px
>>
File: 46328571_p0.jpg (254KB, 868x712px) Image search: [Google]
46328571_p0.jpg
254KB, 868x712px
>>
>>186496980
I know I found a few in shrines but unfortunately I don't know any recurring places out in the world
>>
File: tumblr_oi6yxyupzp1r57f5qo1_1280.jpg (288KB, 905x1433px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oi6yxyupzp1r57f5qo1_1280.jpg
288KB, 905x1433px
>>
>>186500351
forest stuff seems to only come in shrines except the shield and spear. Pity.
>>
File: pepe2.png (633KB, 800x607px) Image search: [Google]
pepe2.png
633KB, 800x607px
Where are the Guardian manufacturing plants/assembly lines?
>>
File: lanayru.jpg (50KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
lanayru.jpg
50KB, 1280x720px
>>186500671
Industrial facilities were out in the Lanayru area in SS. Presumably so that Hyrule could dump their waste into the ocean.
>>
>>186500671
destroyed, could have been anywhere
>>
>>186500671
The giant pillars around the castle were full of them so maybe there or still buried
>>
I'm finally getting around to replaying BotW in Master Mode and something really bothers me. The colors are so drab and depressing. I cranked up the saturation/chroma on my TV and the game suddenly looked gorgeous. I could see a lot of texture details and noticed things like motion blur that had previously been super subtle because the game lacked contrast due to being so desaturated.

Why did they wash everything out and layer on the atmospheric fog? With more color the game is actually breathtaking, the style looks more like SS watercolor aesthetic than messy blobs.
>>
>>186500920
You could default to "destroyed" or "lost", but to build so many and as advanced as they are, they would have needed a pretty big and sophisticated plant/underground area like a mega shrine where they mass produced them, and then get them out of the facility and into the storage columns. If it was above ground, you'd think you'd see at least some remnants, but then do we don't really see any Ancient Sheikah ruins. Their structures are pretty damn sturdy and none of the shrines have collapsed in.

I still think there must be something underground somewhere, unless they literally made them above ground without using any built up facility at all. I'm curious.
>>
>>186501325
I thought the thing under the castle was it but there would have been no way to get the turrets out without impractical means, I thought it was the akkala labyrinth because of the basement but there was no way to get the turrets out without impractical means.
The turrets might just be skywatchers with broken propellers but they make me think they were produced near where the castle now stands
>>
>>186501189
the West Passage under the castle has excavated Guardians on what looked like an assembly line
>>
>>186501707
is Hyrule Castle 10,000 years old though? I doesn't seem like it but that would mean it's surrounded by the pillars by sheer coincidence
>>
>>186501610
Storing an army of mechanical soldiers in telescoping turrets doesn't really imply they were built there. It just implies that the castle was equipped with a quick-defense against an invader.
>>
>>186502015
>coincidence
Sheikah Sight, bruh. If they could predict people blocking their shrines 10,000 years in the future, they could predict where the castle would be built too. They saw it all. The real question is why they didn't make everything Ganon-proof.
>>
>>186500671
...is it not the Laboratory where you fight Ganon? It's big enough to fit the Divine Beasts at least
>>
>>186501213
It looks awful on my tv too, I can only play it undocked.
>>
File: DDmLMqIUAAAGlaD.jpg (120KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]
DDmLMqIUAAAGlaD.jpg
120KB, 1200x675px
>>186502213
fate and shit probably. They only did everything because they knew Link would get killed this time around
>>
>>186502841
Link wasn't killed, just seriously injured.
>>
>>186502576
those are so huge they were probably assembled in their own yards outside of any factory
>>
>>186502213
They didn't Ganonproof their tech because Hyrule is supposed to remain at a medieval level, so they needed to get their shit kicked in to regress properly.
>>
>>186503860
he died
>>
>>186502628
It's really washed out on the gamepad too, I'm not sure if the switch version is any different.
>>
>>186504043
>Hyrule is supposed to remain at a medieval level
for what purpose.jpg
>>
File: CzlaycNWEAUD6dV.jpg (288KB, 1583x2048px) Image search: [Google]
CzlaycNWEAUD6dV.jpg
288KB, 1583x2048px
>>
>>186504081
Please show me proof of his death.
>>
>>186501610
I reckon there's still something REALLY deep below the castle, that they just didn't discover yet to the full extent. There could have been a manufacturing plant very, very deep that was connected to the columns, and the Guardians moved to said columns upon coming off the line primed for activation upon Ganon's arrival.

Or they could have had an assembly line really far away, as far away from Ganon as possible and used advanced travel gates to move them to where they wanted and then into the columns. Now that I think of it, having the place where you produce all your extremely sophisticated battle tech next door to where Ganon is would be rather dangerous, since iirc it was said Ganon came from deep within the castle. Though I guess if you've already made the Guardians and are just waiting it out it wouldn't really matter. That and they moved away from tech anyway after Ganon's initial defeat.
>>
>>186505554
show me proof that he's alive
>>
>>186500671
>>186501189
the area you fight calamity ganon in is a sheikah lab and it's massive, I just figured they were assembled in there and shipped to the pillars. Probably where ganon got the guardian parts he incorporated into his body.
>>
File: 3081708-awdadddddd.jpg (65KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
3081708-awdadddddd.jpg
65KB, 480x480px
>>186504274
Hylia works in mysterious ways
>>
>>186504274
easier for zelda to keep trying to bonezone link, all according to hylia's keikaku
>>
I wonder if we'll ever get a SS prequel. I mean, botw is finally a game set at "the end" instead of being a prequel but they prequeled the entire series with OoT, then did it again with MC, then did it again with SS, and each time it seemed like the original so I wouldn't really be surprised if they found a way to shoehorn something before even SS.
>>
>>186508252
pre-SS doesn't make any sense because there wouldn't be anything of the core of the series. Post BotW is more likely than that, I think. Zelda herself mentions Ganon will come back, the game is triumphant as anything but it still lets off on a note of continuation
>>
>>186506458
Makes sense. I reckon there might be some more chambers around though. Maybe four smaller chambers located at the base of the columns , connected to the central lab via travel gates or closed off corridors. In the event of Ganon's return, the lab engages an emergency lockdown protocol and the columns subsequently activated. I'm guessing Hyrule at the time didn't find everything. There's still Guardians in the rock underneath the castle too if you've been down there, but were never powered back up and thus couldn't be corrupted by Ganon, assuming that Ganon needed the Beasts and Guardians to be powered up in order to corrupt them first and couldn't simply do it if there were dormant. This could tie in with that fortune teller that, if I've heard right, set the events in motion to excavate the Guardians and Beast and get them to power up ready for Ganon to turn them, assuming the fortune teller was a Yiga that knew this would happen, or someone akin to Agahnim disguised as a fortune teller, but just a really weak alter ego made up of a fraction of Ganon's power, used as a means of misleading the kingdom to advance his goals, or at least destroy everything quicker since he probably didn't need the Guardians or the Beasts. It was just poetic to him to use the tools used in the first place to destroy him as means of destroying the people attempting to use them to seal him. It would be interested to see how the kingdom did if they A) ignored the fortune teller or B) listen to the him/her about Ganon, but not excavate the Guardians and rely on Zelda and Link alone without the use of Ancient Sheikah tech.

On another note I'd like to see some other cool Ancient Sheikah structures apart from shrines. DLC might give us something in that regard. I guess it depends what the dungeon is. Might be another Beast, might not.
>>
>>186509505
what if it were lorule castle
>>
>>186509505
I don't think there'll be a fifth divine beast the ancient tales just forgot about, I'm still thinking it'll have to do with the big hole Kohga fell down. With Ganon either dead or not revived yet the Yiga seem like the most likely villain for story-separate DLC
>>
File: unsheathes blade.jpg (81KB, 650x1032px) Image search: [Google]
unsheathes blade.jpg
81KB, 650x1032px
It's so weird playing a Zelda game and being on the lookout for DLC hooks
>>
>>186510602
yeah, normally you look for prequel hooks
>>
File: pls.jpg (14KB, 305x309px) Image search: [Google]
pls.jpg
14KB, 305x309px
>>186510602
Better than playing a mass effect game and being buried in dangling plotlines for DLC, then finding out there won't be any
>>
>>186510996
you could have stopped at "and"
>>
>>186509950
Oh, I agree, but a 5th Beast seems to be something I see a lot and only mentioned it off hand.

Funnily enough I've actually been thinking a lot about that pit you mentioned, and why it's there and what could be down there. Perhaps the Yiga were trying to find something too? Maybe if the fortune teller was an aspect of Ganon, the same aspect could have paid the Yiga a visit too and in a similar fashion, tell them about something that's buried deep under the Gerudo highlands. Peculiar that the Gerudo tower also comes out of a similar "bottomless" pit that's also near to the Yiga base, but that's something else. Maybe they did find something, but couldn't do anything without the proper tools, such as a slate and accompanying hero. The Yiga might not just be after Link himself, but take a keen interest in his slate too. Maybe they not only wanted to kill him, but take his slate too for whatever reason?

I'm kind of going muh theory mode here, but naturally as I've been waiting for the DLC my head turns to these places such as the pit, and try and speculate a bit myself. It's all very interesting.
>>
>>186510602
For the longest time I was convinced the massive doors in the Hebra region would be connected to the DLC, then I accidentally opened one
>>
>>186511524
As Purah manages to make one herself without seeming much difficulty, I imagine the slate was a pretty common tool way back when and the Hero's is only unique for the combat upgrades.
The Yiga might even have an ancient one tucked away but just can't use it, or only has limited functionality as Kohga's family magic is just summoning balls and using magnesis. The slate is the easiest way to identify Link as he has the only active one currently, so that's why everyone takes an interest in it. It marks out Link as someone of significance
>>
>>186511641
I can't think of any plot point DLC might jump off from, only locations where new armor and items might be buried, which is basically just all the ruins.
>>
File: breath of the lobster.jpg (183KB, 1080x600px) Image search: [Google]
breath of the lobster.jpg
183KB, 1080x600px
>>186512117
The Lobster shirt will be near Lurelin I'd guess, idk what else is in the DLC #2
>>
>>186512427
Actually I think the lobster shirt will be off of Hateno bay
>>
>>186510602
have you come across any?
>>
>>186512427
I hope they go in and add at least a waist belt to that, but preferably one across the shoulder as well. Wearing the Tunic of the Wind looks a bit silly because there's nothing to hold up the shield, sword, or bow.
>>
>>186512427
Which games don't have clothing cameos yet?
Talking Ezlo hat when?
>>
>>186514558
I want something from the Oracle Games
>>
>>186515067
yeah, let me crossdress as oracle of secrets farore, I want more gerudo town options
>>
>>186505554
In all fairness it is called the Shrine of Resurrection, not the Shrine of "oh fuck I lost my arm"
>>
>>186515067
Did they have any iconic clothes/weapons/items? I never played those
>>
>>186514558
CD-i
>>
File: lonk of zeldo.jpg (465KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
lonk of zeldo.jpg
465KB, 1280x720px
>>186515902
but that's already in
>>
File: IMG_7493.jpg (164KB, 750x512px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7493.jpg
164KB, 750x512px
>>186515067
>yfw the DLC adds three mysterious flutes
>>
>>186515863
not really. Maybe if they wanted to add the noble sword
>>
It would be cool to fuck with the weather somehow.
>>
>>186516349
probably you would just hit people with it
>>
File: ohs.gif (799KB, 200x189px) Image search: [Google]
ohs.gif
799KB, 200x189px
>>186516186
>>
>>186516186
>instead of calling mounts they just play the tune and then give you a 30 minute buff representing one of the magic rings
haha thanks nintendo!
>>
>>186516887
>you actually turned into a moblin
throwing bokos around would be neat
>>
>>186517202
As I recall you couldn't attack while transformed in oracle, though being able to legitimately do so would be neat and make up for the lack of mounts. I don't see them easily integrating ricky or moosh anyway, dimitri would pretty much just acts like a 5 strength 0/1 stamina 4/5 speed horse I imagine since iirc his thing was ramming enemies but ricky would change how mounted combat worked and moosh's flight would be a nightmare to make work without just being like a cheat.
>>
File: ship.png (55KB, 250x216px) Image search: [Google]
ship.png
55KB, 250x216px
>>186512117
>DLC adds boat
>>
File: Paya_01.png (4MB, 1476x1689px) Image search: [Google]
Paya_01.png
4MB, 1476x1689px
>>
File: Paya_02.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Paya_02.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>>186520003
>>
>>186518061
>can't move the boat
>>
>>186520252
Yeah you can, you have to stand in just the right spot and korok leaf the mainsail repeatedly to accelerate extremely slowly
>>
>>186441116
I'm willing to accept this as long as it explores Lorule
>>
>>186512117
I'm hoping we get a massive challenge dungeon in the form of the laboratory under Hyrule Castle and an alternate ending for beating it + all memories.

>>186515067
>yfw they add dedicated jewelry slots in the next BotW engine game and gratuitous throwbacks to all three of the Capcom Zeldas
>>
>>186520846
botw was chock full of references to faces of evil and wand of gamelon so it wouldn't surprise me if the next game had references to oracle of ages and seasons
>>
File: Ice_01.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Ice_01.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>come back outside
>ice is already back

Damn, it forms quick.

(I should have just glided in like the first time I did it tbqh)
>>
>>186521805
What's the best way to melt ice like this? Using fire arrows seems like a waste, and standing there holding a flameblade takes ages
>>
>>186521157
Are you memeing or are there other potential references besides the leviathan skeletons and knight's shield?
>>
>>186522037
if you have multiple fire weapons you can drop them near the ice and it melts it faster.
>>
>>186522037
make a campfire next to it
>>
>>186522037
If you have firewood, you can throw it down and set it on fire.
>>
File: Hebra_01.jpg (2MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_01.jpg
2MB, 3840x2160px
>>186521805
Hebra is such a fun place. Or I just like shield surfing a lot.
>>
>>186518061
>Link gets on a boat character arc
>>
File: link the faces of evil.png (77KB, 589x79px) Image search: [Google]
link the faces of evil.png
77KB, 589x79px
>>186522091
There's like a dozen if u know where to look ie stretch really hard and kinda grasp for straws

one of them is the tunic of the wild though
>>
>>186522242
>>186522269
>>186522301
I completely forgot campfires existed, thanks
>>
File: 1466117615284.png (148KB, 327x338px) Image search: [Google]
1466117615284.png
148KB, 327x338px
>smashed rare ore node
>nothing
>>
>>186522829
I feel a bit guilty that once you win a shied from Selmie, it is no longer displayed in her cabin.
>>
>>186522829
I need to go to Hebra earlier on my next playthrough. I always end up getting my last few shrines there, so I'm ready to just be done and end up blindly trudging through and not appreciating how pretty the zone is
>>
File: Hebra_02.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_02.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>>186522829
>>186524010

Reminds me, I should get more shots around here while I find the shrines. Then it's off to the Gerudo Desert and the town itself proper.
>>
File: turbohype.gif (14KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
turbohype.gif
14KB, 250x250px
>>186523856
>smashed regular ore node
>3 salt rocks
>>
>>186524010
>playing through more than once
How? I would need like 3+ months to forget where everything is before I even considered another playthrough
>>
>>186523856
>>186524439
>Giving a damn about ore.
Someone hasn't discovered Snow Bowling yet.
>>
File: lor.jpg (176KB, 640x576px) Image search: [Google]
lor.jpg
176KB, 640x576px
>>186523856
>bomb rare ore node
>diamond goes flying into lake
>>
File: Sea_Horse.png (713KB, 2033x1400px) Image search: [Google]
Sea_Horse.png
713KB, 2033x1400px
>>186523176
.
>>
File: yup.jpg (20KB, 324x289px) Image search: [Google]
yup.jpg
20KB, 324x289px
>>186404405
>Link's face in the background
>>
File: hisp.jpg (180KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
hisp.jpg
180KB, 1280x720px
>>186524520
I blitzed my first playthrough and didn't explore very much, plus I changed everything to Spanish (text and voices) and enjoyed it much more. The Deku Tree sounds like a cheesey telenovela character, it's great.
>>
File: Hebra_03.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_03.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>>
>>186524640
>not valuing salt more than diamonds
it holds true value
>>
>>186525010
Does Zelda sound any better in Spanish? No fake accent?
>>
>>186525010
I'll change to spanish for the dlc, methinks
>>
File: Hebra_04.jpg (2MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_04.jpg
2MB, 3840x2160px
>>
File: miphsp.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
miphsp.png
2MB, 1920x1080px
>>186526269
I liked the voices a lot. Biased because it's my native language.
Zelda sounded like she was using the Castilian dialect to me, which (to me) is associated with upper-class people. Kind of old-fashioned. She was the only one who used vosotros as well.
Daruk was good too, he was all EYYY MUCHACHO etc.
I think Mipha was my favorite voice. La waifu mejor.
>>
File: Hebra_05.jpg (2MB, 3247x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_05.jpg
2MB, 3247x2160px
>>186526503
>>
>>186527164
Mipha in any language but English is best waifu
>>
>>186527482
Every now and then I tend to fall in love with a new area and start home basing there. Live life as a Shiekah for a while. Live life as a Zora for a while. Live life as a Gerudo for a while. Live as a Rito. Never a Goron; I guess the threat of bursting into flames just doesn't say "home" to me.
>>
>>186526503
C O M F Y
O
Z
Y
>>
>>186527847
Says more "No-man's Wharf" to me, and I'd rather not after the unentertaining slog that DaS2 was.
>>
>>186523907
>by the time you go to hebra you've probably gone through like sixty of the things
>>
>>186527847
the comfiest spot in a mountain area I found was a place in the Gerudo Highlands that's just a hollow mountain whose entrance you blow open with a bomb. It's empty inside so you can light a fire and listen to the wind howl
>>
>>186528116
There are only 3 kite shields in existence, and Selmie has one of them.
>>
>>186527847
Sorry, but it loses points by not having a roof. A natural rock overhang in the rain is coziest.
>>
File: MakaRahShrine_01.jpg (2MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
MakaRahShrine_01.jpg
2MB, 3840x2160px
Oh, hello.

>>186528130
I'll keep an eye out for it.
>>
>>186528217
>The base cabin contains journal entries from many snowboarders that plan to climb mountain and visit Selmie.
>When you reach Selmie, she has never had a visitor.
>Kite shield considered best for surfing.
>Two kite shields exist in monster camps along way.
Either two of these monsters are Selmie fans, or the monsters ate the travelers that planned to visit Selmie.
>>
>>186528217
Oh, I was thinking of the knight's shield
>>
File: fsd.gif (470KB, 301x300px) Image search: [Google]
fsd.gif
470KB, 301x300px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PqXj1DQrqA

>mfw
>>
>>186528248
Boko skulls would be the comfiest if it wasn't for the rubbish piles
>>
>>186528578
>Kite shield considered best for surfing.
funny because it's actually only fourth behind ancient, radiant and the one you get from one of the first shrines the game pushes you toward, the phrenic shield in kakariko.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (497KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
497KB, 1280x720px
Is it wrong I kinda want that hat for Link?
>>
>>186528963
and then the final fight ruined the hype.
>>
>>186528963
So you're Ganon?
>>
File: EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.jpg (12KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.jpg
12KB, 480x360px
>>186528963
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>186523183
I named my horse Gwonam. When I set out riding with him, squadala, we are off.
>>
>>186528963
the final fight had more exciting music
>>
File: Hebra_06.jpg (3MB, 3358x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_06.jpg
3MB, 3358x2160px
>>186528248
No roof? It's in a cave.
>>
>>186529084
>that song
>hype
>the final battle
>not one of the best, especially out of the 3D titles
Zelda final bosses are usually disappointing from a challenge perspective, only a few have been good and they were 2D. They're just meant to make you feel like the big man who mastered the simple combat tricks in the 3D games, and BotW does that really well, rewarding you with a cutscene of Ganon's healthbar being shredded based on how much of the story you chose to do then giving you really easy parry and flurry rush cues and super long openings created by parries and making the master sword buzz to life and gain infinite durability and then launching you into an ultra easy combined horseback archery/aerial archery course. Not a challenging fight at all but pretty much the only thing it's missing is shield surfing archery, which is really niche and I've never seen anyone but me seriously try to get good at it.
>>
>>186529397
Ah okay, it looked like an exposed open cliff in the previous pic. Full points awarded
>>
>>186529084
>>186529425
Oh yeah, except majora without the fierce deity mask. The mask is your reward for "mastering" that game by actually experiencing it (kinda like the health bar destruction in botw but better), majora's actually a good tough boss if you don't get the mask.
>>
>>186529425
Twilight Princess's Ganon was a decent challenge since there were so many levels to it.
Demise was the most disappointing, I think. It was exciting as hell when I played it because I had three hearts and no potions but it was still just the parry and smack combo you learned in the beginning of the game
>>
File: LASERN.jpg (20KB, 251x251px) Image search: [Google]
LASERN.jpg
20KB, 251x251px
>>186529245
I don't remember the boss music, but the divine beast lazor scene made me the most hyped I ever was during the game
>>
>>186528963
FEEL THE STING OF MY ANIME
>>
File: Hebra_07.jpg (3MB, 3358x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Hebra_07.jpg
3MB, 3358x2160px
>>186529397
I could sit here all day, but I should probably get to the shrine further in.
>>
File: brickodessey.webm (195KB, 1152x480px) Image search: [Google]
brickodessey.webm
195KB, 1152x480px
>>186529651
I had hoped they would have shot Ganon directly but it was still great.
The divine beasts could have been cooler in the final fight but you had to be able to beat it without doing the beasts. They really shot themselves in the foot with that. Imagine you openings to shooting Ganon came from him getting blasted by a Divine Beast every time? Zelda's talking about her power fading and then you see the targeting laser reactivate and lock on
>>
>>186529930
Yeah, they should have helped in phase 2 of the fight.
>hyrule field is burning
>suddenly hear the guardian laser lock-on sound
>oh shit
>wait...it's aiming at Ganon?
>music starts
>>
>>186529930
I would have liked it if Calamity Ganon was fucking huge and you had to fight it like a SotC boss
>>
>>186530321
they had to throw horseback combat in eventually, that didn't surprise me. I would have liked more than a stationary target the size of a couple barns though. Killing him in seven hits was pathetic too, he died like a little bitch for being in his ultimate super form
>>
>>186529907
This unironically makes me want to make some hot cocoa
>>
>>186530321
I was really hoping to fight that swirling boar-cloud, maybe instead of Dark Beast Ganon (which looked really dumb and not particularly like the incarnation of all evil).
>>
File: 28b.png (743KB, 505x376px) Image search: [Google]
28b.png
743KB, 505x376px
>>186529651
It wasn't that memorable except for the tiny bits of pipe organ
>pic related
>>
>>186530521
the swirl cloud would probably have been better for the bow of light. It chases after you and you're firing backwards and waiting to slam into a tree
>>
File: ;_;.gif (381KB, 170x170px) Image search: [Google]
;_;.gif
381KB, 170x170px
it took me like 5 minutes to realize I had to manually equip the bow of light and I couldn't figure out why my attacks weren't working
>>
>>186530687
>not remembering the bit of classic ganon music and sample of the main theme
the boaring as fuck ganon theme was fantastic
>>
>>186530797
Or maybe like the Naydra fight. The idea of an archery battle against a long/serpentine flying enemy would have carried over perfectly. Imagine flying around Hyrule Castle trying to snipe Ganon's eyes while dodging Guardian lasers and whatever attacks Ganon would have.
>>
>>186530797
Incorrect, I'm jumping off the horse and using the airtime to kill him in one cycle.

>>186531007
Hi egoraptor
>>
>>186530498
I would have liked it more if the Divine Beast were more Colossus-y Vah Ruta and Vah Naboris were alright but it they never really tried to fight you directly and Vah bird was pathetically easy

Revived Power is still one of my favourite boss themes today https://youtu.be/dVNcmGjNW6c
>>
>>186531185
That would have been pretty neat too. Hyrule field isn't good for chasing since your horse would turn onto a road or encounter a guardian every ten feet
>>
>>186531232
you'd have to shoot his eye when he closed in so you'd only get one shot at a time.
What is it with the eyes? Were they watching Lord of the Rings or something?
>>
>>186531007
same here
>>
File: 1384060174844.jpg (21KB, 376x254px) Image search: [Google]
1384060174844.jpg
21KB, 376x254px
All phase 2 ganon did was shoot a laser straight ahead and didn't even try to aim at you. You could have stood there for an hour and you wouldn't have taken any damage.
>>
>>186531551
Eyes were already a Sheikah motif, and then by extension a Yiga motif. There's also a lot of eye-sniping with the Guardians and blights, and it's an easily understood weak point with some dramatic flair.
>>
File: just stand still.png (724KB, 1136x830px) Image search: [Google]
just stand still.png
724KB, 1136x830px
>>186531551
Gohma way predates the lotr movies. IIRC the eye obsession starts in either WW or TP though, been a while since I played them. MM3D also puts eyes on the bosses' weakpoints, but that's a retcon.

>>186531868
capcom ripped him off in monster hunter too
>only way this fucker can hit you is if you try to dodge him because he overpredicts EVERYTHING
>>
>>186531868
I got stepped on once since I misjudged his movement.
If you mistime shooting his core he closes his back vagina to your arrow. I ended up hanging in the air waiting for it to reopen for a good minute because I missed twice
>>
>>186531905
>>186532301
I meant with the eyballs and malice blockades, it's a malevolence thing that seems out of place
>>
>>186531007
I accidentally shot normal arrows with it once, I didn't know it could do that
>>
File: Link_14.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Link_14.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>>
File: Link_15.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
Link_15.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>>186534001
Shieeeeet.
>>
File: scared.png (89KB, 270x270px) Image search: [Google]
scared.png
89KB, 270x270px
>>186534985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEziv6n2urc
>>
>>186404405
>5jhFz7T0xpK04JlQItd_X3s1UNpXLKUPew-7FZsfylI
Wind waker soundtrack says the decryption key iswrong
>>
I really wish we could have had an unbreakable set of weapons. Having an infinite sword that does shitty ass damage would have been a godsend considering how often you run out of weapons.
>>
>>186536965
The other links say that as well.
>>
>>186537480
>can't hit things with your fists with damage equal to your hearts or even hearts/2 rounded down
nintendo fucked up
>>
File: 1392523435453.gif (2MB, 380x300px) Image search: [Google]
1392523435453.gif
2MB, 380x300px
>>186538757
>link's arms break
>>
>>186539185
>shattering sound and animation
>followed by a bloodcurdling scream
>have to drag link back to the chamber of resurrection with blood-dripping stumps and heal there for an ingame week
>or rebuild him with stal arms
>>
>>186539185
>>186539482
Oh, so that's what was going on in that Punished "Venom" Link concept art.
>>
File: botwconceptlink.jpg (129KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]
botwconceptlink.jpg
129KB, 1000x750px
>>186539765
That Link has gone through some shit.
>>
>>186540275
I like that the slate was gonna be his prosthesis and one of the runes was gonna be a hammer. It's the right ratio of hilarious to badass for Zelda imo.
>>
>>186540275
So some, if not all, of the runes come from this concept?
>>
>>186540818
Only one of thsoe made it in as a rune and that's bombs. That's just a blatant zelda-flavoured aping of Venom Snake's customisable prosthesis in MGSV, which could, among other things, have rockets installed and detach to punch dudes in the face from really far away. Because MGS is also that same mix of silly and badass.
>>
>>186540275
-A hero denied his waifu-
>>
>>186540980
I think the ancient arrows also made it in the game. The arrow he's shooting is very familiar.
>>
>>186541767
Ah, good point. Not a rune though.
>>
>>186536752
Spirit Tracks was so stressful
>>
>>186404987
I guess Lorule's Gerudo live in the swamp?
>>
File: duck octorok.png (66KB, 132x333px) Image search: [Google]
duck octorok.png
66KB, 132x333px
I, for one, hope they add this in the DLC
>>
>A cute octorok princess will never develop a secret crush on you.
>>
>>
How would you feel if the next game recycled the BotW map, but managed to include every single variation of every type of species from every Zelda game? Including but not limited to every form of Zora, Loftwings, Oocoo, Koroks frolicking with Kokiri, robots, Subrosians, everything?
>>
>>186550118
where's this from?
>>
>>186553158
If I can shrink and join the Minish, sure
>>
File: scared.jpg (124KB, 420x500px) Image search: [Google]
scared.jpg
124KB, 420x500px
>>186553158
>Oocoo
No
>>
>>186553475
>Game begins by shrinking Link to Minish size.
>Normal enemies are now colossal, but usually don't see him.
>Can make camp in a Lynel's mane unnoticed.
>Fastest way to travel is to hitch a ride on an unaware NPC that happens to be going your way.
>Lizalfos have one-hit bug-eating attack that Link must avoid at all cost.
>Has to play 99% of the game before gaining the ability to return to normal size.
>>
>>186553380
BOTW concept art
>>
>>186553763
>Battle a restless cricket for your supper.
>Mount a hightail lizard to climb mountains, or a restless frog to cross water.
>>
>>186553763
Jesus. The game is almost the size of Detroit, now you want it to be the size of the planet?
>>
>>186553475
is this a fetish thing
>>
>A cute Minish princess will never develop a secret crush on you.
>>
>>186538159
None of the Links ever say anything, though.
>>
File: mg.jpg (145KB, 744x1100px) Image search: [Google]
mg.jpg
145KB, 744x1100px
>>186554314
No? Minish are cute and it's my favorite Zelda
>>
>>186553158
>recycled the BotW map
I'm gonna say no to that. Exploration would be much less satisfying because I'd know the map already.

As for adding in every species, that sounds like that would be pretty interesting. That said, it'd also obliterate the timeline, unless time travel shenanigans were a core part of the game, so I don't know how I'd feel about it.
>>
>>186554584
Your link is going to say something tonight if you don't shut up
>>
>>186553158
I thought Subrosians were in a whole different pocket dimension
>>
>>186554619
Species do not relate to timelines. They exist even if you don't see them in a game.
>>
>>186554745
Beings cross back and forth from other realms all the time. Link does is. Skullkid does it. Happy Mask Salesman does it. Tingle got out somehow.
>>
>>186554314
Possibly
>>
>>186554584
As he says "Come on" to the statues in the Tower of the Gods and Makra/Medli, Wind Waker Link is the only Link that ever actually speaks
>>
>Link shrinks to Minish size.
>His helper fairy is now his size.
>She kinda digs him.
>>
Alright, so there's the Hyrule Historia, Arts and Artifacts, Hyrule encyclopedia, and a book mainly focused on Botw. Wasn't there another in the works or am I remembering wrong?
>>
File: 6123268_orig.jpg (320KB, 719x561px) Image search: [Google]
6123268_orig.jpg
320KB, 719x561px
>>186553158
I miss the Anouki. They're chill.
>>
>>186554217
>If a Hylean sees you, they will try to jar you.
>>
>>186552241
I bet Ravio became Hilda's slut
I bet he loved it
>>
>>186555015
please don't post my fanfiction
>>
>>186553158
I don't want a recycled map. I'm totally fine with a recycled engine and graphics though
>>
>>186555274
Hilda isn't into men
>>
>>186555547
well she doesn't have access to anyone else. Except maybe that thief girl
>>
>>186554926
Oh no...this is hot...
>>
>>186555547
Says who?
>>
>>186555248
They would go a long way to making the Hebra region less desolate.
>>
>>186555809
various pornography
>>
>>186555809
Princess Zelda is heterosexual, and Hilda is her opposite. It's simple logic
>>
>>
IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE PLUMP
TOO LONG SINCE DAT FUCKIN MOOSH
I HAVEN'T BEEN WISHED A NICE DAY BY TULPABRO SINCE BEFORE LAUNCH

LIFE
IS
PAIN FOR THE OLDGUARD
>>
>>186555760
I'm sure some of the royal guard or masked townspeople are female
>>
>>186523259

If you place 3 pieces of wood next to each other and light them on fire it actually creates enough fire to create a updraft of wind that you can use your para glider on.
>>
>>186556104
oh no
>>
>>186555958
makes sense to me
>>
File: 1478557404304.png (87KB, 603x298px) Image search: [Google]
1478557404304.png
87KB, 603x298px
>>186556104
Boko lives matter was pretty funny
>>
Whoever decided Zelda should wear spandex, deserves a raise.
>>
>>186556323
At least one bokoposter is still around.
>>
>>186404879
i have a theory that the demons that demise lorded over were actually from lorule, and the "crack" in the earth they came out of is one in the same with those cracks chalk art link swooses into in LBtW. honestly all i have to base this off of is the fact that the inverted triforce, that which is found all over lorule is on demise's sword.
>>
File: 1495271825912.jpg (294KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1495271825912.jpg
294KB, 1280x720px
>>186556394
Fierce Boko's are a rare breed now, it would seem
>>
>>186556362
it's all come to naught because of Gerudo Link though
>>
>>186556362
Made from lost technology that really lets the skin breathe. Zelda is extremely careful not to damage them, so she has to put them on and take them off very slowly.
>>
>>186556323
We knew about bokoblins a year ago?
>>
>>186555958
then why isn't it Prince Hildo instead
>>
File: Link's_imagination.jpg (285KB, 644x908px) Image search: [Google]
Link's_imagination.jpg
285KB, 644x908px
>>186556362
>>
>>186557101
just think of what it might mean for future Zelda models.
I think she's prettier in her royal dress
>>
>>186556446
Lorule didn't exist until after A Link to the Past
>>
What if DLC2 starts you over with 3 hearts and makes you play as Zelda?
What if you have the same level of costume control as you've had with Link?
>>
>>186557725
it's already confirmed we play as Link. Why did people expect otherwise?
>>
>>186557725
>play as Zelda
They already said we won't be able to play as her.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (452KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
452KB, 1280x720px
I may have parked irresponsibility.
>>
>>186557725
Then I would actually use the selfie feature of the camera rune
>>
>>186557990
arrest this man and his horse
>>
>>186557725
I don't need any hearts to study in my room and be escorted up mountains
>>
>>186558140
you need at least one
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (507KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
507KB, 1280x720px
This horse is fast.
>>
>>186558140
Link is dead and it's raining.
>>
File: IMG_7510.jpg (24KB, 620x300px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7510.jpg
24KB, 620x300px
>>186558238
>>
File: Bwahaha.jpg (86KB, 287x626px) Image search: [Google]
Bwahaha.jpg
86KB, 287x626px
>>186558254
oh shit it actually eats the carrots?
>>
>>186556362
It's Japan, so their reward was a 69.5-hour workweek instead of 70
>>
>>186558452
if you're not using yours can I have it?
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (463KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
463KB, 1280x720px
>>186558472
It eventually stopped. I think it's full.
>>
>>186557623
explain
>>
>>186558906
Ganon made the sacred realm a shithole and after he died Lorule could spring up there.
It doesn't make much sense but shut up
>>
>>186558869
Or maybe he thought it would be funny to just leave two behind for shits and giggles.
>>
>>186558869
when I feed my horses sometimes they stop at the last apple, I guess they do have appetites.
I spoil my horses
>>
>>186558594
You wouldn't want it
It's broken ;________;
>>
>>186559334
I just need some spare parts
>>
>>186557258
you're not alone
>>
>>186559586
yes I am.
>>
>>186559086
i doubt the sacred realm can have multiple triforces, the sacred realm is the home of the triforce. even lorule had its own sacred realm.
my understanding is lorule has always existed as a parallel universe. the shattering of their triforce was a way to stop the demon clan from obtaining it so the demons went to what is now hyrule for the prospect of a new triforce. it is not specified when the lorule triforce was destroyed
>>
>>186559146
gotta keep the crops up
>>
>A cute female /lozg/ poster will never develop a secret crush on you.
>>
>>186560249
I don't think you are doing this right.
>>
>>186560249
Good, I'm not a lesbian
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (413KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
413KB, 1280x720px
What has this horse done now?! I only let it alone for a minute.
>>
I'm going through games I have yet to play and The Minish Cap feels incredibly short. Maybe it's because I just beat BotW but still.

I only beat the third dungeon but I already have 10 hearts and did a fuckload of kinstones.
>>
>>186563631
It really is a short game, even with all the extra stuff. You could say it's tiny
>>
https://youtu.be/JUp0gBgqePU
>>
File: 1502951010101.png (336KB, 1182x1704px) Image search: [Google]
1502951010101.png
336KB, 1182x1704px
>>186515863
>>
How do I sneak strike the two silver lizalfos in floor 10 without them sliding into the water?
>>
>>186568009
Try the attack from behind them.
>>
>>186568208
>Try the attack from behind them.
But then they slide into the water and I can't cheese them anymore.
>>
>>186568290
Kill harder. Put your whole ass into it.
>>
>>186568009
Have you tried the good ol Salem trick? Burn those bitches alive.
>>
>>186568290
Stasis and whack it up onto shore.
>>
Fuck, I just got to Zora's Domain and watching the memory of Mipha. Literally waifu material, why did she had to die?
>>
>>186570252
Pathos.
>>
>A cute gerudo chief will never develop a secret crush on you.
>>
File: legends.png (650KB, 1024x724px) Image search: [Google]
legends.png
650KB, 1024x724px
Well that was a hella annoying and totally undeserved ban but whatever. It's over
>>
>>186558472
You do know you can just stand in front of a Horse with food in your hands and it will eat it, right?
>>
>>186573058
What did you get banned for?
>>
>>186573058
If the ban is bullshit, just dodge.
>>
>>186573186
I posted cropped porn and got banned despite at least 2 other posters doing the same and the image featuring nothing but the top of a bare ass and some cleavage
>>
File: best Gerudo.png (2MB, 1079x849px) Image search: [Google]
best Gerudo.png
2MB, 1079x849px
>>
File: cute eyebrows.png (464KB, 633x605px) Image search: [Google]
cute eyebrows.png
464KB, 633x605px
>>186572162
What will happen when you return with the Thunder Helm or with Zelda to formalise an agreement between Hylians and the Gerudo? I reckon Zelda will be let in but she'll meet you at the outpost and tell you about how her historians have discovered how in the past men could be given access to Gerudo territory i they proved themselves. Alas all your action were taken as a vai so don't count towards the current discussion. You then run all over Hyrule retrieving the Gerudo Mask, the Stone Mask, reforging the Mirror Shield and generally serving Gerudo whims

Whilst all this is happening Zelda is involved in some really tough negotiations as the Gerudo try and get everything but the kitchen sink out of her
>>
>>186570252
Zelda is your destiny, not her
>>
>>186516349
Doing a charge attack could make it switch the weather from thunderstorm, blizzard, crazy heat, and maybe strong winds or something
>>
>>186527491
Too bad she's far and away the worst in English. I can only hope they were intentionally going for a wooden/C-3P0 sort of thing with her.
>>
>>186575084
>strong winds
There should have been Windy Wizzrobes . A wind rod would be a glorified korok leaf
>>
>>186573058
I was somewhat against the new design elements on the Gerudo but looking at them together I can see why they did it. The old Gerudo were just warm colours on warm colours making them kinda eh as far as colour palette goes but the use of warm and cool colours together in the eyes and the makeup make the new Gerudo look much better. I would still have liked them to have round, big ears just to differentiate them even further from other human races in Hyrule
>>
File: sacrilage.jpg (208KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
sacrilage.jpg
208KB, 1280x720px
>>
File: The Gerudo Guard.png (2MB, 1252x1508px) Image search: [Google]
The Gerudo Guard.png
2MB, 1252x1508px
>>
up
>>
File: 1501805879291.jpg (303KB, 1654x1921px) Image search: [Google]
1501805879291.jpg
303KB, 1654x1921px
>>186582889
While someone's here, help me out:

Is there an objectively best place to slap your teleporter for dragon horn farming?
I'm mixing up my gear and want to use less Barbarian, but can't live without Attack +2

And on that note, I'm only 2 beasts down, but gold enemies aren't even bad at +2 desu
>>
>>186583067
Floria Bridge for Farosh farming, Tabantha Great Bridge for Dinraal, and Lanayru Road (near the Lynel) for Naydra
>>
File: b2b1576a12afb8bd97339f4849fcd923.jpg (699KB, 1789x2000px) Image search: [Google]
b2b1576a12afb8bd97339f4849fcd923.jpg
699KB, 1789x2000px
>>
>>186404405
That looks like oda non art. truly a waste.
>>
>>
>Urbosa will never mating press you
>>
File: chun game.jpg (13KB, 900x504px) Image search: [Google]
chun game.jpg
13KB, 900x504px
>>186586232
I think you mean Amazon press
>>
>>186586232
>>186586604
do you WANT your ribs cracked?
>>
File: she mighty mighty.png (238KB, 333x555px) Image search: [Google]
she mighty mighty.png
238KB, 333x555px
>>186586883
she only weighs as much as 10 Hydromelons. We'll say 13 because she seems a bit thicker than the average Gerudo
>>
>>186586883
_Yes.
>Urbosa will never abuse you while drunk on Noble Pursuit
>>
>>186586883
By her? God yes, I'd do anything
>>
File: 1494881320173.jpg (2MB, 2253x1218px) Image search: [Google]
1494881320173.jpg
2MB, 2253x1218px
>>186438626
the old man or king rhoam told you about cooking up on the great plateau.
>>
File: Modular.jpg (46KB, 600x339px) Image search: [Google]
Modular.jpg
46KB, 600x339px
>YFW the DLC adds a new rune allowing you to violently rip natural and unattainable weapons from enemies and use them as durabilityless backups with boons and drawbacks
>YFW you can literally rip off Kohga's boulder tricks on himself.
>YFW you can rip off Calamity Ganon's hand cannon and keep him down all the time.
>YFW you can steal the rock octoroks vacuum and repair weapons with it.
>YFW some lunatic cracks the code and makes a vore mod where you can use the octo vacuum to eat enemies
>>
>>186583667
eldin skeleton is better for Dinraal. He drops down right next to you and spawns right when you get up from the fire
>>
>>186587783
Is modding switch/wii U even a thing yet?
>>
>>186587349
he tells you ABOUT it, but not how to...
>>
>>186589541
He has three difference instances with tutorial over cooking. Up in the "cave". Down at a camp. His journal in the cabin.
>>
>>186589685
none of those tell you to hold the ingredients though, I just kept trying to interact with the fire
>>
File: rejection imminent.jpg (98KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]
rejection imminent.jpg
98KB, 1200x675px
>>
File: mgdmt364.jpg (288KB, 650x602px) Image search: [Google]
mgdmt364.jpg
288KB, 650x602px
>>186590237
>>
File: face to face.jpg (65KB, 500x357px) Image search: [Google]
face to face.jpg
65KB, 500x357px
>>
>>186592509
who's on the right?
>>
>>186593985
Ganondorf
>>
>>186594018
but...ganondorf is on the left
>>
File: phfw.gif (890KB, 500x221px) Image search: [Google]
phfw.gif
890KB, 500x221px
>>186557073
>Triforce of Wisdom
>male
>>
>>186554893
The Tingle got out. This is not a drill, I repeat, the Tingle has left Termina.

>>186556946
Bokoblins have been in the series for a long time and it was obvious what they were in the E3 gameplay footage, so yes.
>calling E3 Link a cute girl
heheh
>>
>>186593985
An on-model Urbosa
>>
>>186595656
TP Dorf looking at Ocarina Dorf
>>
>>186596469
And he is canonically immortal, thanks to Uncle Rupee.
>>
>Ripened Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love is a game for the Nintendo DS. It is the third game starring Tingle and shares its visual style with Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Rather than money, as in the previous series installment, this game's theme are women.

>this exists
>>
File: scared sh....png (997KB, 1366x764px) Image search: [Google]
scared sh....png
997KB, 1366x764px
I was thinking top myself how the Gerudo guards compare to Link and here's my answer. Link beats at least one Molduge to get the guts for Malena possibly even all 3 if you go for the Kilton Medals but Babi is scared shitless despite viewing herself as the next Bulia
>>
File: japan.jpg (112KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
japan.jpg
112KB, 500x375px
>>186598831
That's japan for you
>>
>>186598994
So you're at the level of "above average soldier"
>>
>>186598994
I mean...they don't have bombs, so it's impossible for any soldier...
>>
File: Gerudo Military Ranks.png (2MB, 708x1643px) Image search: [Google]
Gerudo Military Ranks.png
2MB, 708x1643px
>>186599198
I'd say you're above even that if Babi's rating of herself is accurate. You're on par with Buliara who's a master of every Gerudo weapon but legendary with the spear if character dialogue and flavour text is to be believed

>>186599421
There's a shop selling bomb arrows less than a block away from the barracks and they such a good supply that Riju can give you more than double the amount you need to stop Naboris if you were a good shot. They have no excuse other than a lack of guts and/or skill
>>
>>186599908
Maybe they just sell themselves short so strange voe poking around their barracks will report bad info back to whoever sent them.
>>
>>
>>186599198
maybe babi just has low self confidence
>>
File: throne.jpg (37KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]
throne.jpg
37KB, 800x450px
>>186601381
If she'd said they were busy I could understand that but really with every word and action the Gerudo military seems more and more like a troop of fools. I think Buliara needs to get over her fear for Riju's safety and get back on the frontlines strategising and leading the charge because standards have slipped since Urbosa's day

>>186601660
low confidence is the last thing Babi can be accused of
>>
>>186601783
This is why the Zora have the best military in Hyrule. Every soldier has a century of experience and they seem to all be trained in archery, small and large swords, plus shields. I guess their only weakness is electricity.
>>
>>186601783
The Gerudo military is definitely just comic relief. Standing there getting chewed out by their superiors over dumb things, it's a wonder their town hasn't been overrun
>>
>>186602131
Too bad they only have 5 soldiers/guards. 6 if you count Sidon. If we're counting all race weapons then they have equal diversity but if we're counting weapons in soldiers hands then the Zora are heavily biased towards spears/tridents and they don't seem any better at using them than the Gerudo

>>186602297
I have come to the conclusion that most of the blue soldiers are basically conscripts and Gerudo use the military as physical preparation for their search across Hyrule by themselves for a man. It might also be some kind of national service because the Gerudo have a lot more assets and territory to protect than every other race despite most of it being barren. I think green and up are the actual career soldiers so they're always dealing with new recruits hence their frustration
>>
>>186602574
I got the impression that the Gerudo military was on the same level as the cooking club...a skill that might help you get a man, then you quit as soon as you have one. Doesn't make for motivated troops.
>>
File: buliara full.png (479KB, 444x982px) Image search: [Google]
buliara full.png
479KB, 444x982px
>>186603714
Are you suggesting Buliara, Teake and the lieutenants are forever alones or going to be old women who settle for the first men who'll have them because they wasted their youth in service of their nation/people
>>
>>186604024
They're diehards who really believe in the Gerudo people, doomed to forever lead a pathetic army of bandwagoners with more turnover than a McDonald's in summer
>>
>>186604024
Well, they don't get to leave town to search for a man. That pretty much seals their fate.
Only the un-dedicated girls who leave all the time get to reproduce. Life is cruel.
>>
>>186604024
their sacrifice is valued. trading their chances of marriage for defending Riju forever
>>
File: gerudos-final08uf5.jpg (3MB, 2502x3642px) Image search: [Google]
gerudos-final08uf5.jpg
3MB, 2502x3642px
>>186604319
I guess that's why Urbosa appears to have so many high ranking soldiers. From the test footage she had 2 Commanders and 6 Captains. If the military format is unchanged that means 18 Lieutenants with 3 rookies each. That's a lot of troops. I can only assume the Gerudo population must have been bigger back then

>>186604438
>>186604505
all the more reason for those who find husbands to have more children than Kass

Also this would explain why Buliara's mother is so old
>>
>>186598994
Everyone in the game cowers just to think of things Link did while barely breaking a sweat 100 years prior. There's no meaningful comparison to be made because he is just arbitrarily stronger. Link is many times better than any living warrior, and it's a strong possibility that the only warriors that have ever come close to botw Link are a few of the past Links. He's only like seventeen and he's already one of the greatest warriors who ever lived if not the greatest.

>>186599198
She's above average and she's saying it's too much for her, she's saying it would be IMPOSSIBLE (ie 0% success rate) for an average soldier. That places him FAR above average.

>>186599421
That would be an argument if the gerudo didn't specialise in bomb arrows.
>>
>>186605283
Link's dad must have been even better swordsman then.
Dad DLC when?
>>
>>186605283
I really would have liked to see the Gerudo storm the Yiga Hideout. All that training going to waste when Link sneaks in offs their leader reclaim the Thunder Helm and rescues one of their soldiers just to prove he should be given the chance to clam Naboris
>>
>>186605907
>dad dlc where you play as Dad Link
>have to tell young Link Link lies about your job to impress him and make him think highly of his old man
>meanwhile, while technically knighted, your job is as a glorified servant and the only combat you see is against dummies
>your son grows up to be the greatest swordsman who ever lived and still thinks he's in your shadow
>>
>>186605907
Impossible.

Link is the result of a millennia long eugenics project.
All according to keikaku.
>>
>>186606284
You've been reading too much Elder Scrolls.
>>
>>186605907
Link doesn't even have the Tri Force of Courage only the blessing of Hylia. Pre-death Link must have been at least 13 hearts strong since he could wield the Master Sword but I'm inclined to think fully levelled Link is how strong pre-res Link actually was. The fact he did all that without bows, using a sinlge handed and sword with no shield wearing only 2 pieces of armour is even more impressive
>>
>>186606414
We don't know about the pants but unless great fairy enchantments can wear off the tunic was unupgraded too.
>>
File: tits.jpg (107KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
tits.jpg
107KB, 1280x720px
>>186603397
bumps
>>
>>186605907
If Link's father was captain of the guard, does that mean he was killed at Hyrule Castle when Calamity Ganon appeared?
>>
>>186607707
Not necessarily. He could have been lazered to death in the field, or buried alive and suffocated in Akkala Citadel too.
>>
>>186598831
There is apparently a fan project to try to translate it into English. I hope they can do it.
>>
>>186598994
The world will tremble if the Gerudo ever discover flat shoes. They would become unstoppable in sneakers.
>>
>>186583875
You have truly awful taste my friend.
>>
>>186606796
Presumably those were the pants you find around the Temple of Time.
>>
So Ganon is always suggested to be Link's physical equal if not superior. How strong would his Gerudo form have been and by that I mean 100% Gerudo no Sheikah bits attached
>>
>>186608882
I think the heels made them stronger. Compare them now to how they were in OoT and MM. I mean they gave Link a lot more of a fight than it seems the current lot could but thy still lost and they look a lot scrawnier to boot
>>
>>186608882
How are you supposed to impale a man's groin with sneakers
>>
>A mysterious package arrives from an unknown land, addressed to Riju.
>She opens it in front of her people.
>A confused hush falls over the crowd.
>After a few minutes of effort and consultation, she descends her staircase.
>Wearing new running shoes with knee-high athletic socks.
>Riju bounces a little on her toes while onlookers look on with curiosity.
>She seems to vanish in a cloud of dust.
>Appear several meters away, tangled in a tapestry.
>She frees herself and tries again.
>Giggling with glee, she is now waving from across the courtyard.
>She jumps down off the wall with ease.
>Riju tiptoes over to the entrance of town, looking out onto the sand.
>With a gust of air she's gone.
>Moments later she's back, and she's holding a large snowball.
>Sinister eyes look on from a distance through a telescope.
>"A Gerudo has changed her shoes"
>"You mean?"
>"Not heels"
>"What will we do?"
>"Wipe them out."
>"But your majesty, it's only..."
>"Did I stutter? Wipe them out."
>"Yes queen Zelda. It will be so."
>>
>>186590272
>Tell her she's your dream girl
>She has second thoughts and rejects you
>Tell her you're just walking by
>She kinda pouts like she was interested in you but doesn't really care otherwise
flirting_with_women.jpg
>>
File: tumblr_otvi17F3gx1tlr5zko1_500.png (274KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_otvi17F3gx1tlr5zko1_500.png
274KB, 500x500px
>>186610587
Cute but scary
>>
>>186610587
I don't think Riju owns any socks
>>
>>186612056
that's a weird thing to think
>>
File: Quality Post.png (28KB, 534x396px) Image search: [Google]
Quality Post.png
28KB, 534x396px
>>186610587
That is an A++ work. Saved for later use
>>
File: gerudo models.jpg (467KB, 804x1465px) Image search: [Google]
gerudo models.jpg
467KB, 804x1465px
They used to wear flat soled shoes so I don't where this heel thing came from
>>
>>186612619
that's when they were more djinn/jester shoes and less desert dominatrix
>>
>>186611350
She was interested but she wanted to be surprised by your opening gambit instead you used words she'd been warned about her whole life. Obviously there's no way for you to have known this and it's impossible to say what other icebreakers her vaba warned her about
>>
>>186612619
The treaty with Hyrule requires them as punishment for Ganondorf.
>>
File: warrior's death.png (1MB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]
warrior's death.png
1MB, 900x1200px
>>186612746
still a lot more practical than heels

>>186612804
Are you suggesting the heels are a limiter and without them they'd be as the greentext suggests more powerful than ever before.

I wonder if Urbosa kicked off her heels when she fought Thunderblight or did she think of it far too late
>>
>>186613053
Thunderblight is fast for a reason.
>>
>>186613053
she died how she lived: with her shoe game on point
>>
>>186613138
but yet Link can keep up. What kind of monster is he?
>>
>>186613387
A skill he learned after many Zora spawning orgies.
>>
File: Urbosa riding Revalli.jpg (831KB, 1920x1042px) Image search: [Google]
Urbosa riding Revalli.jpg
831KB, 1920x1042px
>>186613543
Zora don't seem particularly fast outside of the water
>>
>>186589398
Ah, i seem to recall someone made a mod for Super Mario 3D World.
>>
>>186612056
Who's to say they didn't come with the shoes
>>
File: Gerudo ass.png (3MB, 2000x1114px) Image search: [Google]
Gerudo ass.png
3MB, 2000x1114px
>>186612804
does it also demand bare midriffs, a huge slit in their dresses and booty hugging pants
>>
>>186613805
Near the communal sleeping pools, is a separate pool below the stairs. Whether male or female, they are free to climb in and discharge whatever gamete they happen to produce. During spawning season the water becomes a thick as oatmeal. Link has to work hard not to drown in there.
>>
>>186613996
The ancient rulers of hyrule were wise to create such a treaty
>>
>>186613996
Of course. The king of Hyrule knew what he was drafting.
>>
>>186614185
>>186614201
They've done well for themselves under such restrictions. I wonder if they'll get all of those restrictions lifted when Zelda comes to them asking for support for her government
>>
>>186614682
This is not a Zelda of mercy. If they do not comply with her every whim, they will be dragging iron weights around. Great for building muscle, but bad for moving quickly.
>>
>>186610587
but Rubber technology has been lost and the rubber suit is it's last example. Unless the Gerudo are visiting Faron for more than the Lover's Pond and are secretly farming rubber trees that I presume grow there since that's where you get all or most of the armour
>>
>>186614854
She doesn't have the tri force or an army plus the Gerudo and the Goron are tight she'd lose the favour of the Goron if she provokes the Gerudo. The Zora might be likely to support her if they can get over their Mipha mourning and the Sheikah are a given. I don't think that's enough for her to declare war on 2 of the most powerful races in Hyrule
>>
>>186615015
Now I want to see Isha in the rubber armor.
>>
>>186615217
The Gerudo are getting water from someplace. Zelda can end that.
>>
>>186615272
She'd rather be in head to toe Topaz accessories
>>
>>186615451
Photos in one pays for plenty of the other.
>>
>>186615417
Snow melt from the Highlands which are in Gerudo teritory.

I wonder who the Rito would side with
>>
>>186615650
They all place Hylea at the top of their religions, so unless they want to make Hylea angry, they will have to do as Zelda says. AnY lAnD cAn BeCoMe ThE nExT dEsErT.
>>
File: wearing_link's_clothes.png (318KB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]
wearing_link's_clothes.png
318KB, 640x800px
>>
>>186615868
At the end of the day the Gerudo will probably just be happy to maintain the freedom of movement and right to live and work across all of Hyrule so that they can search for husbands and move in with them without any red tape.

Zelda can win them by limiting bureaucracy
>>
File: 1490733864444.png (203KB, 464x750px) Image search: [Google]
1490733864444.png
203KB, 464x750px
>>186613805
Sharks have violent reproduction and Links covered in scars
>>
>>186616953
Link is a confirmed virgin
>>
>>186617095
Whatever Zelda tells herself to sleep at night
>>
>>186615642
Considering that you're getting the accessories at a marked down price and the stock you see isn't even everything she sells going by the accessories Gerudo have on or hanging on their walls I'd say she isn't hurting for a few Rupees. It's she can afford the Spa Treatment every weak and can afford a custom hair do and clothing from the hairdresser and the local tailors
>>
File: 1490050326040.png (545KB, 1280x740px) Image search: [Google]
1490050326040.png
545KB, 1280x740px
www.strawpoll.me/12622802/
>>
>>186615868
Gerudo are atheists nowadays according to the old lady by the Hylia statue
>>
>>186617659
I never really use Urbosa's fury. So i guess that's the worst.
>>
>>186617659
I'm always happy when Mipha's Grace goes off but I forgot Revali's Gale even existed. Ez question I guess
>>
File: Fury.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Fury.png
1MB, 1920x1080px
>>186617659
Daruk's protection looks annoying and he's yells when it's used plus his volume when it's charged are really annoying.

Urbosa's fury lets me see Urbosa and that's enough
>>
File: twilitBird.jpg (220KB, 2667x2000px) Image search: [Google]
twilitBird.jpg
220KB, 2667x2000px
HOOOOOOOOOOONK
>>
File: 1501102131970.jpg (426KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1501102131970.jpg
426KB, 1280x720px
So the Zelda wiki says Riju is 13 but no sources are cited. Does that surround about right to you /lozg/
>>
>>186623207
Sounds way too old. A 13 year old girl is nearly finished growing.
>>
>>186623207
She's pretty short for thirteen
>>
>>186623782
>>186623948
I don't what kind of oestrogen laced chicken you're feeding little girls in your country but 13 is nowhere near being full grown
>>
File: exc.jpg (71KB, 600x271px) Image search: [Google]
exc.jpg
71KB, 600x271px
>>186624028
All I know is that I was taller than my brother when I was 13
>>
>>186624028
>Looking for excuses to pretend small children are old enough to sexualize.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (479KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
479KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>186623207
If we assume Link is about 17 then yes
>>
>>186624401
are you taller than him now?
>>
>>186624401
seriously? how tall are you now then
>>
File: tumblr_on0l2qvDoV1ts6ktjo1_1280.png (1MB, 1280x905px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_on0l2qvDoV1ts6ktjo1_1280.png
1MB, 1280x905px
>>186624645
>>186624663
Yup, 190cm last I checked
>>
>>186624424
13 is underage. So I don't see what point you're trying to make. I personally view her as 12 because being a teen is a time people start calling themselves adults despite patently not being adults. That being said making Riju stupidly young is just as silly as trying to argue her calling herself a child simply due to a lack of confidence or something

>>186624401
A quick Google says 13 year old female height is 5 foot on average so she isn't short for her age

>>186624858
Sounds like you're just tall
>>
File: 1501011841611.png (149KB, 915x591px) Image search: [Google]
1501011841611.png
149KB, 915x591px
>>186624858
You're a big girl
>>
File: BIG.png (567KB, 654x568px) Image search: [Google]
BIG.png
567KB, 654x568px
>>186624858
pls be in castle town
>>
File: legacy.jpg (234KB, 1080x1314px) Image search: [Google]
legacy.jpg
234KB, 1080x1314px
>>
>>186616953
I want to wife that shark
>>
File: Gerudo.png (432KB, 601x850px) Image search: [Google]
Gerudo.png
432KB, 601x850px
>>
>>186626083
You can't. She is dead.
>>
>>186623207
13 is too old to have stuffed animals.
>>
File: shirt.png (455KB, 700x797px) Image search: [Google]
shirt.png
455KB, 700x797px
>>186616234
when is this guy going to draw Zelda without any clothing
>>
>>186624858
And how much is that in freedom units?
>>
>>186627071
Considering she has no other kids to play with and is under a lot of stress as well as likely being barred from riding Patricia on the open sands due to nearly dying that one time I can see why she'd turn to make believe even if she should have grown out of it. That being said I've no experience with girls mental development and when and why they stop playing with dolls
>>
File: rather_than_sweets.jpg (667KB, 1280x1918px) Image search: [Google]
rather_than_sweets.jpg
667KB, 1280x1918px
>>186627102
She's done porn but not of BotW Zelda yet
>>
File: hey kid.jpg (83KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
hey kid.jpg
83KB, 1280x720px
>>186627071
>glances at shelf full of stuffed toys
>>
>>186627071
She probably just uses it as a pillow dude. Let Riju have her cute pillow.
>>
>>186627327
about 20 bucks
>>
File: Seal.png (749KB, 1280x651px) Image search: [Google]
Seal.png
749KB, 1280x651px
>>186627632
>>
File: 4cATHya.png (557KB, 499x630px) Image search: [Google]
4cATHya.png
557KB, 499x630px
>>186627632
pillows have multiple uses
>>
>>186628478
Somehow I doubt she's read any of those books
>>
>>186627428
I was wonder why that looked so familiar
>>
File: royal bookworm.jpg (147KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
royal bookworm.jpg
147KB, 1280x720px
>>186628891
>>
>>186629178
>how to rule your first nation
>gerudo bedtime stories
>neck exercises to avoid neck pain from your 10-pound ponytail
>>
>>186629178
You can almost see the thick layer of dust
>>
>>186629489
Sand seal surfing
Raising a Sand seal
Neck exercises ++ for when you wear ornate head accessories (in this case a crown)
The Art of War
The glorious tale of the blooming of the Desert Flower: A Gerudo History
>>
>>186629909
I'm sure there's some erotica mixed in there
>>
>>186629489
>>186629909
They should have a copy of Hyrule Historia lying on a shelf with a slightly different cover just to fuck with the timeline people
>>
>>186629893
It is a desert. I think dust will always be an issue especially with no doors or windows

>>186629996
Buliara locked them away
>>
>>186628891
>>186629893
do NOT imply that Riju is stupid
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (405KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
405KB, 1280x720px
Oh no...
>>
>>186630339
>top 10 haunting pictures taken just before death
>>
>>186629489
I want to read bedtime stories to Riju!
>>
I know I shouldn't want to fuck riju...
>>
>>186630482
Horse made it over and swam to shore.
>>
>>186630629
>they all end with the brave knight saving the land and then being put to death for daring to set foot inside town
>>
>>186630678
Good, don't.
>>
File: watching you.png (468KB, 709x397px) Image search: [Google]
watching you.png
468KB, 709x397px
I wonder how well travelled Riju is. Did she go on trade negotiations with her mom or is everything she knows about the outside world from the Gerudo intelligence network
>>
>>186630804
>>186630482
they're all about a Fabio-esque Gerudo Voe sweeping them off their feet

why else would the legend of the gerudo voe have lasted so long
>>
>>186630804
The knight is female obviously, stories are meant to be role models for children
>>
File: zbotw_ks_korok.jpg (268KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
zbotw_ks_korok.jpg
268KB, 1280x720px
You're at the bar when suddenly this asshole walks up to you, smacks your waifu on the butt, and says "Yahaha! You found me!"

What do?
>>
>>186631397
drop a rock on his head
>>
>>186631248
But it's extremely important that little Gerudo girls grow up attracted to men instead of just forming lesbian harems and not contributing anything to society
>>
Can have Gerudo lolis?
>>
>>186631710
Have you been reading this thread? We've already determined that Gerudo soldiers of high enough rank basically forfeit their love lives for the glory of Gerudo

As for lesbians we have Isha and Ashai who found love fought over it and never tried again. Both are still confirmed single and clearly aren't looking. Seems awfully suspicious to me
>>
>>186617659
Objectively best is Urbosa's Fury but I voted Ravioli's Gale because I like it more. Daruk's Protection is just bad.
>>
>>186632131
I think Revali's Gale is objectively better. Fuck climbing, and combat is hardly any trouble.
>>
File: miphafu.png (1MB, 700x1150px) Image search: [Google]
miphafu.png
1MB, 700x1150px
>>186474664
I am going to marry Mipha
>>
>>186631516
Ooommphh!
>>
>>186632239
You can do basically the same thing as revali's gale with wood. Urbosa's fury does a shitload of damage and knockback and makes lynels mountable. Daruk's Protection is literally just a free parry and mipha's grace is a fairy+.
>>
File: no more games.jpg (179KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]
no more games.jpg
179KB, 1600x1200px
>>186631516
You shouldn't have done that
>>
>>186632435
>Free parry
>Not using it to quickly fall to the ground with no damage

It's still the worst because it takes like 18 min to charge but still.
>>
File: 1498951009234.jpg (118KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]
1498951009234.jpg
118KB, 1200x675px
Is that patreon person close to finishing that Mipha and Link scene yet? I'm not a fan of paying to wait for someone to finish stuff, I learned my mistakes with Breeding Season

Never again, I'm only ever going to pay for a finished product from now on.
>>
>>186631830
for what purpose
>>
>>186632052
Or maybe the elite guard is made up of entirely lesbians since they don't care about manhunting anyway. Goddess knows what they get up to in those barracks at night
>>
File: 1475123238114.gif (4KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1475123238114.gif
4KB, 300x300px
>>186632705
Admiration?
>>
>>186632253
I'm sure you're not going to
>>
>>186632609
if you open your paraglider even a frame before hitting the ground you're immune to fall damage, daruk's protection would only be useful on the plateau way before you can actually get it.
>>
>Hold apple, carrot, and raw meat.
>Stand in front of horse.
>It eats the meat and starts walking slowly away.
>>
>>186633048
Im more miffed that it takes 18 min to charge while Fury takes only 12. Balance, much?
>>
File: kids.jpg (94KB, 685x533px) Image search: [Google]
kids.jpg
94KB, 685x533px
>>186632824
>>
>>186633253
Daruk's is a failsafe that catches you if you fail a parry, urbosa's is an active skill that you elect to use and will usually blow all three at once. Makes sense to me.
>>
>>186632679
They're doing a Link x Zelda scene now
>>
>>186633081
you scum
>>
File: walking embarrassment.jpg (97KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]
walking embarrassment.jpg
97KB, 1200x675px
>>186632745
Babbi's crew is always engaged in her new training regimens

Liana's crew is always looking for Barta or keeping her out of trouble

Anche's crew is on guard duty whiel she's on the ice house rotation

Lukan's crew is on guard duty while she investigates the Yiga

Sudrey's crew is on guard duty whilst she's on Lookout duty
>>
File: myNbQpL.png (175KB, 185x463px) Image search: [Google]
myNbQpL.png
175KB, 185x463px
even: replay minish cap
odd: replay albw
0: delete my 200hr+ botw file and start over in spanish
>>
>>186633485
It's the one he wanted. He's a tough horse. He eats the farmers crops. He swims down waterfalls. He causes blood moons.
>>
>>186634508
I wish I didn't delete my original playthrough but oh well
>>
File: Sav'aaq.jpg (136KB, 1024x753px) Image search: [Google]
Sav'aaq.jpg
136KB, 1024x753px
>>
>>186627071
Haha, look at this loser.
>>
File: tumblr_os4i0i6N2d1r0jv47o1_1280.png (187KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_os4i0i6N2d1r0jv47o1_1280.png
187KB, 600x600px
>>186627071
You can have a 6 foot Mipha plush at any age
>>
>>186636126
Can it be 5 feet? Having a plush taller than me would make me feel inadequate.
>>
>>186633742
They must spend time together "off camera". That schedule is only for the player's benefit
>>
>NPCs tell you how to do stuff by telling you which buttons to press.
>They are all also playing a game, but their quests are far less interesting.
>>
I just completed the first master mode sword trial and stage 10 was a nightmare
On regular mode I completed it easily enough but on hard mode those blasted lizards were a pain. I got so frustrated with stage 10 that I held off on even doing the sword trials and kinda hoping someone would have found a glitch where you can bring food and armor into the trial with you akin to eventide island lol
No one did find a glitch and I ended up getting through. The middle and last trials should be a cake walk now, now that the first trials are over.
>>
>>186639321
That room is the one thing stopping me from doing the trials in my own master mode run. Considering how much trouble I had in that room on normal mode, I just know the master mode version will be hell.
>>
>>186639553
What I did was once the stage started, I immediately used cryonis in the water leading me to the platform on the right. I had about 20 bundles of wood and I burned 4 to create an updraft. From the updraft I hopped to a high platform and I was on top of the closest silver lizalfos. From the top I threw 4 bundles of wood down, Right on top of the lizalfos, I dropped to the updraft and let a single fire arrow towards the bundle of wood and the silver lizalfos just kinda jumped and died burning. With the updraft again I took care of the non silver one and killed it. Using the updraft again I snuck behind the single silver and kept sneak attacking it.
I tried using the bundle of wood on the second silver lizalfos but the wood kept breaking and I opted to sneak attack it instead, it kinda worked better this way actually
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (492KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
492KB, 1280x720px
Eat the rich.
>>
>>186639553
There are ways to deal with that room using a couple of methods. There's sneak attack cheesing using the 27 damage club from the skull room, then there's the campfire strategy where you drop wood on them and light it, and watch them get stun locked while they roast. There are videos on YouTube. Honestly, floor 10 is only hell on master mode if you have no strategy. It requires specific ways, because you WON'T be killing them in head-to-head combat.
>>
>>186404405
last night I dreamed it was December and the second DLC was coming out tomorrow
>>
inished the game, what now?
>>
>>186642051
cook everything
>>
>>186404405
So are there any samples of this or is it a fantasy?
>>
>>186642196
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64427142

There's one other page, i don't know if there will be more
>>
>>186642335
>>186642196
There's a second page, but Oda doesn't make long works
>>
>>186642051
Wait here in purgatory for DLC like us
>>
Why does the fairy take you into her flower?
>>
>>186643009
Anon, you know the answer to this.
>>
>>186643009
So she can upgrade your clothing, obviously.
>>
>>186643009
to deflower you
>>
>start master mode
>jumps of the first cliff I find killing myself
This didn't start of that great, I want my flything
>>
Now that they've established a new world exploration formula, I hope they can devote resources to making actual dungeons next game.

Some of the more remote areas had some cool vibes going but obviously weren't fleshed out.
>the labyrinths
>that temple where you get the hero of the wild clothes
>that room underneath the northeast labyrinth full of gaurdians
>>
>>186408394
>redead
I knew this game was missing something. No spooky moments.
>>
>>186644919
There is one, don't fucking walk on those flowers...
>>
>>186644484
Akkala Citadel, lone tree stump, Tarm point, cremel hills, arbiter's grounds, and probably some others would be perfect places for a cave of ordeals or some kind of mini dungeon.
>>
File: 1434902259078.png (8KB, 214x229px) Image search: [Google]
1434902259078.png
8KB, 214x229px
>>186644919
>was missing something
poe, deku scrub, dinolfos, tektite, dodongo, deku baba, wall/floor master, skultula, armos, peahat, likelike, bubble, wolfos, darknut, gibdo, etc

It's missing a lot, even a few of those enemies would have made that open world feel less empty and repetitive
>>
>>186645850
>no wolfos skultula or poes coming out only at night time
>no blue and red tektites chasing you across the water while you use ice pillars
>no peahat bosses that drop 2 handed leaf blade
>no like likes to steal your weapons and shields
>no darknut mobs and iron knuckle bosses that drop shields and weapons

This makes me sad guys
>>
>>186646119
>tfw no ball and chain
>>
>Horse washes down waterfalls.
>Has to slide down walls.
>Gets me to TarryTown
>Decide to do gallop across map.
>Shortest route to Hebra is directly past Castle Town.
>More guardians than I remember.
>Horse lit on fire three times.
>Get past Castle Town.
>Thunderstorm starts.
>Remove anything hazardous.
>Hit by lightning anyhow.
>Horse throws me.
>Get back on.
>Keep running.
>Rain ends.
>Reach stable.
>Horse doesn't seem to be holding a grudge.
Tough horse.
>>
>>186646636
you're a terrible rider
>>
>>186646928
He doesn't mind. I let him eat a whole farm of carrots.
>>
>>186646636
>ride up to Guardian stalker outside of the ruins
>shoot it in the back
>cut off two of its legs
>music starts up
>it swivels around confused
>music stops
>smack it again
>it walks off after a couple seconds of not doing anything
>ride off
>>
>>186647293
I didn't stop for them on my run. It was like 40 seconds of running past 40 guardians.
>>
>>186647430
fighting on horseback ought to be more fun
>>
>>186648635
That would have taken days. My goal was to travel.
>>
>>186648758
It was a general statement
>>
>>186646119
I honestly thought Like Likes were a given when we found out about weapons breaking. They wouldn't even need an advanced AI.
>>
>>186649690
I think most of the enemies that were witheld had a sort of horror feel that the game was trying to avoid
>>
File: BREAD.jpg (99KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]
BREAD.jpg
99KB, 1200x675px
Damn you Nintendo I want to make some FUCKING CHEESE
>>
>>
>>186651068
Ninty made the patrician choice of not letting it in the game because cheese is nasty.
>>
File: whatamireading.jpg (29KB, 217x408px) Image search: [Google]
whatamireading.jpg
29KB, 217x408px
>>186652203
how can someone be so wrong?
>>
I keep expecting Ordon goats to be around somewhere
>>
>>186651068
Cheesemaking technology was lost in the calamity
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (511KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
511KB, 1280x720px
Somehow I didn't expect to see Kilton at Trailhead Lodge.
>>
>>186653471
that was a pretty odd spot but I never expect him to be close to the villages
>>
>>186653579
I feel like there is a point where he stops being difficult to find, and becomes a stalker that follows Link around.
>>
>>186653454
Hyrule deserves to die.
>>
>>186654762
Zelda please. You've done enough.
>>
>>186654762
that's a bit extreme
>>
File: 1468212798037.jpg (22KB, 210x355px) Image search: [Google]
1468212798037.jpg
22KB, 210x355px
>>186654762
I wonder who is behind this post
>>
>>186654860
>>186655212
A kingdom without cheese is no kingdom at all
>>
File: 1501023243744.png (317KB, 892x924px) Image search: [Google]
1501023243744.png
317KB, 892x924px
>>186655365
>>
>>186655309
Ganon definitely posts on /asp/
>>
>>186655365
Go back to /tesg/ Sheogorath.
>>
I'm in the room with the monks, the room where you pick up the master sword after completing a sword trial

On the mural on the wall, I can see the 3 divine beast: the lizard, the bird, and the camel. I can't find the elephant? Where is it?
I know it's there but my eyes can't seem to pick it up
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (432KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
432KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>186656870
They excluded the elephant because mipha a shit
>>
>>186657218
That can't be right
>>
File: smugelda.jpg (24KB, 290x364px) Image search: [Google]
smugelda.jpg
24KB, 290x364px
>>186657707
Well remember who the last person was to touch the Master Sword before Link got it back
>>
>>186656870
I'm almost certain it's there somewhere, but I think it was sort of tough to see. I believe it's on the right side of whatever section it's in, while the left is taken up by Zora's Domain.
>>
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU AVOID WATERBLIGHT GANON LASER BEAMS
>>
>>186657969
I can't access the room again until I complete the final trial, I should have at least took some pictures

>>186657905
I remember Zelda being surprised at how easily Mipha was able to control and master her divine beast while Zelda was still sulking and angry about not having awakened her own powers, hoho
>>
>>186658424
You use Cryonis on the water and use that as a shield yo
>>
>>186658424
Use a shield.
Push up an ice block.
Walk to the side.
Kill him first.
>>
>>186658424
Merge cryonis with magnesis to throw ice spike balls at him.
>>
File: earrings.jpg (142KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
earrings.jpg
142KB, 800x600px
>>
>>186658794
> "I'll take these. They'll look better on me."
>>
Oh that's neat, the horse fairy's name is actually Malon
>>
File: Link02.gif (246KB, 500x477px) Image search: [Google]
Link02.gif
246KB, 500x477px
>>186583875
>That looks like oda non art
I am praying that it is. He needs to produce more pornography.
>>
>>186659427
>Malon became a grotesque horse fairy

Whew
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_GamePad_01C94.jpg (227KB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_GamePad_01C94.jpg
227KB, 854x480px
The horse will not help you cheat at bowling.
>>
>>186659652
not that it's hard
I'm currently grabbing myself a super fast horse so I won't be tempted to use the epona amiibo. i really want to get a bigger variety of horses on this file, but I had to get zelda's horse and the giant horse (zelda's horse was my first in fact. great first horse, easy to find) so..
so far i've gotten a pseudo-epona, a bit browner, manly looking.. named him Arion. different horse god.
>>
>>186659827
I just wanted to see what would result from parking on the field. Horse knocked down a pin before I threw, which cost me my first throw. Also, turns out that the horse is impervious to rolling pins.
>>
>>186659560
It's only fitting, since her husband became a spooky skeleton.
>>
>>186659967
The game never shows her husband, or any man that she has any interest in.
>>
>>186660061
he means best link.
obviously malon marries him
>>
>>186660610
That ship has been sunk in too many threads to count. It was never more than fanfiction. Barely even a meme at this point.
>>
Hearts, or stamina?
>>
>>186569032
It took me five times but thank you.
>>
>>186660850
Stamina, unless you want to get the master sword first, then just get up to 13 hearts. But Stamina is much more of a worthwhile investment.
>>
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (495KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
495KB, 1280x720px
Back after being to the four corners of the map. Nice, the garden has grown back.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (450KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
450KB, 1280x720px
Oh horse, you rascal.
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (438KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
438KB, 1280x720px
Full already?
>>
File: WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg (444KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WiiU_screenshot_TV_01C94.jpg
444KB, 1280x720px
Same two on the other end as before. Must not be to approach them way it wants to.
>>
>PiiU
>>
>>186667116
You should probably shower if you can't stand your own stench.
>>
good night
>>
File: Ripp.jpg (466KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Ripp.jpg
466KB, 1280x720px
>>186638936
I've followed everyone around and the Gerudo Guard never sleep or come off shift even though some of the lower ranks talk about going to Kara Kara to relax or find some voe when their shift is over
>>
>>186669115
Sleep well
>>
I have my sensor set to treasure chests and I'm hearing it beep in the final master mode sword trial but my magnesis and stasis isn't picking up anything? Nothing is highlighted in pink or yellow?
What's with the beeping sound if there is no treasure?
>>
File: real sheik beats.png (443KB, 770x595px) Image search: [Google]
real sheik beats.png
443KB, 770x595px
>>
>>186627071
My mom had stuffed animals in her 50s

Now I can't bring myself to get rid of them
>>
Have they said what the champion amiibos do yet, I hope it's more than just dropping the race weapons
>>
>>186674154
You are the treasure, anon. You are.
>>
File: Urbosa-Front.jpg (563KB, 1714x2000px) Image search: [Google]
Urbosa-Front.jpg
563KB, 1714x2000px
>>186677925
No word yet and I expect it to be even more disappointing than that. They'll likely recharge the Champion ability fully whenever the Amiibo is tapped limited to once a day, of course
>>
>>186674154
Those wouldn't detect wooden chests, would they?
>>
>>186680349
they do
>>
File: sealing.jpg (661KB, 1000x668px) Image search: [Google]
sealing.jpg
661KB, 1000x668px
Does anyone have that screenshot showing it definitely is Urbosa on the Gerudo throne
>>
>>186628478
why such a huge bed? does she usually have guests in it?
>>
>>186681478
She's going to be a whole lot bigger once she's grown so they might as well give her an adult sized bed rather than a child sized one. On top of that the opulence of the royalty means they can have have far more bed than they'll ever need and no one will ever say a word
>>
>>186681478
It's Urbosa sized, she'll grow into it
>>
File: that's urbosa.png (985KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]
that's urbosa.png
985KB, 1366x768px
>>186681323
Never mind found it for myself but it's ant sized
>>
File: me and the boys.jpg (73KB, 530x298px) Image search: [Google]
me and the boys.jpg
73KB, 530x298px
>>
>>186682389
Where can I fight 3 Lynels at once?
>>
>>186682429
4, you mean
>>
>>186682198
I can still barely see anything. Where did this come from?
>>
>>186682501
https://youtu.be/mMP-e-c1NZE
Around the 36 minute mark
>>
>>186683434
>>186683434
>>186683434
Thread posts: 749
Thread images: 218


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.