/srg/ - Speedrunning General

bonoboxhowl

i did not get a WR again today how about yall

mindlessxgrind

birdxmonkey

Reminder grindaton stopped grinding doom 64 after being exposed as a grind monkey

>>184719887
letting pathetic srg memes effect you in so embarrasing

>>184719887
proof
i would like to know how my memes exposed someone internally

Where will you be when Diddeh exposes Squid?

>>184725013
in this thread meming about it to distract myself from the fact that I burned myself out on speedrunning and have no other hobbies

>>184725013
How would that be exposure?

>>184725358
this one hit too close to home jeez

>>184725358
dropping a sad word on this

https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/892782348525334528

get a life zast

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>>184726331
>calling other people fragile

Who is the most exposed speedfraud of all time? Hard mode: no Ion, no Cosmo, no confirmed cheaters.

>>184727215
But it is Ion

>>184727215
goose

>>184727215
rwhitegoose

>>184727215
Goose. He has no notability as a human anymore let alone as a speedrunner.

>>184726331
>tr*p

>>184727948
He's literally the realest speedrunner right now. He gives zero shits.

>>184728293
yeah real fuckin gay LOL

>>184728293
hi goose

stop pruning threads faglords

>>184728293
No one would post this about someone else

>>184728871
word, which is why it's definitely squid behind the obsessed freak identity

Is speed typing the hot new speed game? Pretty impressive that Sig was able to re-teach himself typing in a new layout just to be faster.

>>184729126
whoa siglemic posts here too?

>>184727215
Noobkillerroof. Exposee by caveman in klonoa and exposed by brescaz in his own meme skeleton game. He never recovered and withdrawed back to twitter to. He even bragged about all his 1st place times he had poating a screenshot of his speedrun.com profile. Eternally BTFO

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heard u was talkin shit

>>184728293
>He gives zero shits.
lmao. he pretends he doesn't, if that's what you mean.

>>184716551
who is we?

>>184729120
no thats just you backpeddalling after years of cancerous obsessing

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reminder that we, us and all y'all could optimize and archive srg if it was just packed up and moved over to reddit

>>184735221
who is we?

>>184735338
trotsky436

The God Gamer Stigma

>>184721392
>>184721694
>>184721859
>>184722452
>>184724514
>>184725967
>>184737676
>>184741852
>>184742135
why did you delete?

listen here you goofy little BRERB

>>184742498
LOOK
YOU BIG EARED FREEF

>>>/v/385983623

>>184743536
why did you delete?

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>>184727838

>>184745743
thanks for the late response!

I like how the meme has gone from "Diddeh is shit and not even close to Squid" to "D-diddeh is better, I was just stringing you along the whole time! ooh ooh....ahh"

define meme

a meme

>>184749073
>>184747919

>>184749145
>>184749073

we love squid

>>184749751
who is we?

>>184749751
word

>>184753006
why didn't you sage?

>>184753576
truly is going for the nosferatu

>>184753576
I thought this was a photoshop at first
god bless cosmo

>>184753576
completely fucking

COSMO COSMO COSMO
there, someone paid attention to you cosmo, like you wanted
now go away

>>184753576
The transformation is complete.

>>184753576
Ayy lmao

>>184753576
if cosmo can be brave enough to go online/out in public like that, cfb can.

>Cosmo cut his hair
>Put his winter cap back on
>Stopped trying a feminine voice
It's almost like he's really back

>>184756954
Is he having regrets right now?

death

DEATH to ALL disgusting tranny FREAKS

>>184761775
dropping my first word of the day on this post

>>184753576
What a beautiful shaped skull

>>184764676
thanks for the late response!

Is Goose an incel?

>>184768684
why didn't you sage?

i guess you could say he's cosme notalright

>>184753576
>de no hair

>>184769865
thanks for the late response!

the bot is based

slayer

more like gayer lol

more like slaybased

>>184742498
>>184742729
YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU FIND JEFFREY AND YOU FIND JEFFREY AND YOU FIND JEFFREY AND YOU FIND JEFFREY AND YOU FIND JEFFREY AND YOU FIND JEFFREY

>>184753576
oh shit it's Voldemort

The Page 10 Stigma

What are some minimally autistic speedrunners?

I'm so sick of all these fucking turbo spergs, and all the lesser aspies seem to have disappeared and moved on.

The Missing Sage Inquiry

Fuck Gamer God (what?)
Fuck Gamer God (what?)
Fuck Gamer God (what?)
Fuck Gamer God (ayy!)
Fuck Gamer God (what?)
Fuck Gamer God (what?)
Fuck Gamer God (what?)
Fuck Gamer God (ayy!)

Fuck Gamer God, Gamer God a hoe
Flexing like you got it, bitch, I know your ass is broke
Your stream say you got a million viewers, no your ass don't
You a memegame wonder bitch,your whole career a joke
Back in 2012, a tranny kicked you off the steam
Every single day, you wear them same pair of jeans
Them same black pants, bitch, you know which ones I mean
Four years ago, Squid beat your PB

^ loser alert

>>184782174
>What are some minimally autistic speedrunners?
Most of them, desu.

Runners like Nindiddeh and FramePerfection are actually kind of uncommon.

>>184782174
>minimally autistic speedrunners
elaborate, you can't speedrun without a significant case of autism

>>184783443
Nindiddeh is so painfully autistic. He can't even address anyone in his chat and has no sense of humor.

>>184761775
especially trannykeys

>>184753576
Cosmo has gone full circle. He rejected trannydom and cultural marxism. He is a full blown skinhead now.

>>184788053
lol

>>184788053
What does marxism have to do with anything?

>>184788982
bluepilled fag detected

cultural marxism is intertwined with most of western degeneracy, including trannyism

>>184789327
google it you lazy faggpt it's not like the results of cultural marxism aren't apparent enough for it to be some hidden knowledge

>>184788982
When the economic side of marxism turned out to be unpopular, marxists devised the new strategy to deconstruct the current culture and replace it with one focused exclusively on inclusiveness, equality, antitraditionalism, antinationalism. A host culture thus subverted to reject all its own values and be hypertolerant of everything else has no more defense mechanisms against the communist revolution. Destroying the traditional family and gender roles is one of the most successful projects of the cultural marxists and the inevatably following plummeting birth rates have been one of the main arguments for replacement migration that leaves the hosts too vulnernable and divided to mount any defense against marxism.

>>184789626
>>184789726
What does this have to do with speedrunning?

>>184789930
Yeah, the capitalists just took what the marxists were saying and twisted it a bit to fit their agenda. Now we have this bizarre situation that marxists and communists are simultaneously advocating for women's liberation and mass migration while they despise each other and consider themselves victors over each other.
Normal nation-based socialdemocracy is the loser.

name the cutest speedboy

Link to discord???

me down here im the cutest!

>>184791101
Missy

im a hideous speedturd desu

>>184793059
cosmo...

>Xiah has better movement than toastri-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NfoanI9ueY

>>184794525
to be fair, xiah used a different route. but jesus fucking christ toast is insane. that ending was just stupid good

it's lonely at the top, where the competition homie?

>>184789726
>>184790681
have you considered not being gay

>>184796907
After 1,500 attempts, it is finally done. What a godlike Mario player. So capable of stringng together a 1:38.

>>184799006
yeah, because noone else in the task grinded for their times lmao.

stay retarded, serg.

>>184792460
h-hey cutie :3

>>184799391
no consistency cat

>>184726331
Oh my god, fucking end your life you faggot piece of shit.

>>184791101
>>184753576

>>184803379

Word.

>>184804397

de on purpose bait spacing

>>184804487

de jin saotome bait reply

Cosmo, hurry up and stream already

I started running a vn. Is it over for me?

The Dead Name Grievance

>>184726331
When will he stop being this fake?

>>184806116
When he stops getting attention

>>184806009
Is it only a vn or does it have other gameplay elements

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>>184753576
its finally happening

>>184806323
Vn, it's katawa shoujo. It's only choices but you have to wiggle the mouse the entire time to make the dialog faster for some reason. There's also loading and saving at certain times...

https://archived.moe/vg/thread/122656405/
Look at how far these threads have come.

>>184811510
its over my man
even PW & DGR do more

>>184811510
Monster Girl Quest is a good VN with gameplay, try that.

>>184811802
>November 2015
Come on now, that's not even midboi era

>>184811802
At least all the donationfags left.

>>184811802
>the 2nd post is the obsessed freak forcing his shit meme
>2 years ago
un fucking real

>>184813374
>all the speedrunners left
FTFY
>>184813581
its nearly a 3 year old meme. most stale srg meme by far.

>>184813697
the most stale srg meme is pretending to be retarded

When's the next serg marathon?

>>184814000
lmao

>>184814000
>implying anyone runs or would want to do it

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2013: oldboi era

2014 - first half of 2015: midboi era

Cosmo's carpe diem tweet: official transition into the current nu-/srg/ era

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holy fucking shit

>>184814174
>not being a 2012 elderboy

>>184815238
>staying in this shithole for 5 years
lmao

>>184815524
it's not like i frequent this place lol...

>>184815673

haha!

rofl dudes, rofl

laughing my ass out, guys

end

>>184812094
I used to play that, never thought of running. Thanks!

>>184814327
What was the tweet that backfired horribly? If I was her, I would delete my online presence in shame and join another community. But that's what a rational person would do, not an obsessed freak.

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>>184816426

>>184816765
the most above it all and bitter person in the speedrunning community by far

>>184816765
holy shit what a fag

>>184816765
>one week to reply

the backlash was great desu, what a piece of shit

>>184816765
Sometimes I feel like people just shove the word actually in when they want longer sentences. The way some people use it adds no meaning to the sentence.

>>184817028
actually

>>184816765
Someone post Krystals pic. I haven't seen it in a while

>>184790282
Speedrunning causes trannyism, trannyism is a tool of cultural marxism.

>>184816765
>people say speedrunning is the most degenrate hobby

considering how jadin and krystal are, iidx is far worse

>>184816765
What was the backlash?

>>184817638
>trannyism is a tool of cultural marxism.
No, transgenderism is a sign of mental illness, like speedrunning. That's like saying speedrunning is marxism.

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>>184817563
Here you go.

>>184818024
The logbot was bought to everyone's attention after the tweet exchange blew up in the community and everyone ripped into him until he had a breakdown and removed it. Sweet justice.

after all this time, the obsessed freak is exposed.

>>184820243
Actually I was just diverting attention from myself by making everyone think it's Krystal.

>>184818079
Gender dysphoria as a mental illness, which does not depend off DNA, is a tool of cultural marxism. Since it's a mental illness, you don't need to go through a costly checkup for a leftie-aligned "psychiatrist" to write a proper diagnosis. Notice how the queen of speedrunning started chugging pills before going to see an actual doctor. And Canada already passed the law which allows for the state to enforce HRT on children regardless of parents' will.
Communists have a history of using psychiatry as a means of punishing dissents, so it's nothing new either.

>>184820561
Why would you make a post like that?

>>184820561
>Actually
>>184816765
>actually
>>184817028
Oh, I see. It's Krystal.

>>184820598
>Communists have a history of using psychiatry as a means of punishing dissents, so it's nothing new either.
Are you a tranny? You sound like a tranny.

>>184821087
Trannies don't talk shit about communism, you fucking mong.

>>184821402
Our girl Croni does all the time.

>>184821402
Spoken like a true tranny trying to hide himself. Get out.

>>184820598
>mental illness isn't related to genetics
It literally is, though.

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/pol/

>>184821658

wording the FUCK out of this

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>>184816765

>>184794525
Who the fuck invents these arbitrary terms for this shit? The toastrider guy uses different STRATS, not movement. Better movement is tighter inputs, which that is not. He literally does different things to achieve a more competitive IL time.

>>184818694
nice man chin lmao

>>184822306
>your arbitrary terms are bad
>my arbitrary terms are good
>ooh ooh ahh ahh

>>184814174
I want to LICK this animes FEET

>>184810369
What's funny is that I only found >>184811802 through googling that picture. You played yourself, freak.

>>184822549
what

>>184822306
Can you nip worshippers backpedal any further?

>>184822741
EG...

>>184822893
surely you can see the irony in someone saying that their own arbitrary terms are the correct ones, and that someone else's are wrong.

>>184822549
>>184822952
>>184822893
>>184823671
It's not arbitrary.

What if both runners do the exact same tech? Who has better movement then? Neither of them? But one of them is going to be faster even if they both ace everything.

See the logic?

>>184823753
No.

>>184823671
>ooh ooh ahh ahh
what

>>184823810
Well, heck.

>>184790681
who is we?

>>184823753
>What if both runners do the exact same tech? Who has better movement then?
The one who moves faster.
>But one of them is going to be faster even if they both ace everything.
If they both "ace" everything, they will both move at the same speed.

>>184789327
>>184789930
>>184797679
>>184806663
>>184810114
why did you delete?

>>184825314
>The one who moves faster.
Sounds synonymous to "faster movement".
>If they both "ace" everything, they will both move at the same speed.
Then why can't runners ever match TAS times (human theory TAS for the sake of the argument)? Frames exist, anon.

>>184804397
>>184804487
>>184804724
>>184821889
>de hippie spacing

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>>184825774

>>184825181
>>184825368
>>184825774
you know i liked it better when you weren't here

>>184825774
also you missed one, nice work

>>184825703
It's just the terminology SM64 runners use.

Route - stage and star order.
Strat - the route for a star
Movement - how fast you are able to do that route, and minor optimizations within that route.

if someone does a longjump instead of a dive within the same star route (strat), for example, it's just referred to as "different" or "better" movement.

>>184826506
but the obsessed freak said its slow

>>184826831

and wrong

>>184826506
Fair enough, but it's not the smartest way to call what is essentially faster strats for tech. The video itself says there were only 8 times submitted for that stage. Evidently there weren't enough optimizations done over the years and now toastrider has come with new, faster strats.

The problem is anyone could copy his tech and come up with faster times with that same tech, and what are people going to say? That toastrider and random runner has the same movement, but toastrider happened to be slower? It just wouldn't make sense anymore.

>>184827402
>de hippie spacing

>>184827525
>Evidently there weren't enough optimizations done over the years and now toastrider has come with new, faster strats.
It was a "task". Runners are given a specific set of criteria to meet and the challenge is for each of them to independently route and optimize it on their own without sharing anything with one another. Multiple people independently created that strat, or route, but Toastrider created the best known movement.
>The problem is anyone could copy his tech and come up with faster times with that same tech, and what are people going to say?
They'll just say the new person had "better movement" and everyone will know what they meant. If the new person does different types of movement instead, they'll say he did "different movement."
>That toastrider and random runner has the same movement, but toastrider happened to be slower?
They'll say they did the same movement, but that the new player did it better.

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>>184828080

so sm64 is too stupid to call strats strats. got it

>>184816426
>her
stfu fucktard

>>184825181
>>184825774
>>184828542
thanks for the late responses!

>>184828281
For the record, I think it's dumb to say that Toast has better movement in the context of this task, because they both did different strats.

>>184828281
so how do you say someone is doing some movement really well

>>184828981
>Toast has better movement
than Xiah*

>>184829018
They'll just say that player has good movement.

>>184828281
>It was a "task". Runners are given a specific set of criteria to meet and the challenge is for each of them to independently route and optimize it on their own without sharing anything with one another. Multiple people independently created that strat, or route, but Toastrider created the best known movement.
Very strange. The natural habit in speedrunning should be to always seek the fastest means of utilizing tech. There shouldn't be any extra emphasis on something like this.
>They'll just say the new person had "better movement" and everyone will know what they meant. If the new person does different types of movement instead, they'll say he did "different movement."
>and everyone will know what they meant.
This is very confusing to newcomers. You can move faster without utilizing better tech, which is synonymous to faster movement.
>They'll say they did the same movement, but that the new player did it better.
Again, this should be universally understood through logic alone. Relying on community lingo is not efficient.

>>184823669
wrong

>>184829176
And then you have to explain what you mean by movement because your definition of movement is subjective. Very inefficient.

>>184829176
that is so retarded and makes no sense. sm64 fags are the worst

>>184829492
>>184829443
>>184829235
Nobody finds it hard to understand other than people on /srg/ so far.

>>184829601
You find it easy to understand because you're already familiar with the lingo. This shouldn't be hard to understand in itself and yet you're struggling.

>>184829770
>You find it easy to understand because you're already familiar with the lingo.
I literally never remember struggling with understanding it, and I am unaware of anyone who has ever struggled to understand it outside of the people here posting about it today.

>>184829253
shut up faggot, let me spout my vintage meme.

>>184829870
Because the issue isn't with understanding. The issue is with your choice of wording that doesn't make sense when broken down.

>>184830052
>The issue is with your choice of wording that doesn't make sense when broken down.
Yeah, but what it actually means can be easily inferred through the context. You're just being autistic and nitpicky.

>>184830236
>Yeah, but what it actually means can be easily inferred through the context. You're just being autistic and nitpicky.
Not really. I don't run SM64 and for the longest time I thought toastrider was the god of execution only to find out he just uses faster strats.
>>184829018
being good evidence of that. You don't have a word for simply saying someone moves faster because it's overlapping with your "movement" term.

>>184830738
>for the longest time I thought toastrider was the god of execution only to find out he just uses faster strats.
What? He has the fastest times on scores of RTA strats that everyone else does. You thought correctly, and that's what literally people mean when they say he has fast movement.

Here's an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBGcvqH4Vdc

>>184830738
Why did you bring up Simply?

>>184831005
No. When people who follow SM64 say he has fast movement, they mean he uses the fastest strats, and have no way of verifying if his movement is the fastest because nobody else uses the same strats for tech. In result, you spread confusion.

You spread confusion.

>>184831395
>When people who follow SM64 say he has fast movement, they mean he uses the fastest strats, and have no way of verifying if his movement is the fastest because nobody else uses the same strats for tech.
Are you retarded? I just explained to you that this is false and showed you a video of him executing a star with the same "strats for tech" everyone else uses.

Everyone else uses.

>>184831542
I'll take your word for that and my bad then. However, there >>184794525 you can see toastrider's IL time being compared to slower tech and it's still referred to as "movement" when it's clearly not. This behavior was defended by other SM64 followers/runners as logical, which it is not.

It is not.

I like this new meme.

>>184831542
>>184831395
Here are some more examples of Toastrider doing stars ridiculously fast using the same "strats for tech" everyone else uses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWDCw_ysrI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8MFfsp2aTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-eAdE-E0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7uHTv7ZgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VLZQemK-LA

Some of these videos are kind old and may have been beaten by now, but it's extremely clear that he has some of the best movement out of any player. Look at the sideflip he does on wild blue, for example.

>>184832335
why did you spoiler?

>>184831815
>However, there >>184794525 you can see toastrider's IL time being compared to slower tech and it's still referred to as "movement" when it's clearly not.
That's just some shitter trying to bait people into arguing about SM64. Looks like they succeeded.

Like they succeeded.

Did you spoiler?

>>184832445
thanks for the late response!

>>184832353
Thanks, but this is really beside the point, which is about the lingual habits of the SM64 community or rather that one specific habit of referring to unique strats for tech as movement.

>>184832335
>new meme
nukid come on

Tech as movement.

Did you see how I made Mario jump right there? How technical was THAT?!

>>184833618
why did you sage?

Did you sage?

>>184834121
why didn't you sage?

>>184831474
>>184831742
>>184832335
>>184832485
>>184832512
>>184832712
>>184834121
Die, freaks.

>>184834172
Thanks for the gender-neutral insult!

Didn't you sage?

>>184791101
Linkus

>>184836092
thanks for the late response!

>>184830738
>for the longest time I thought toastrider was the god of execution only to find out he just uses faster strats.
what faster strats would those be? can you give even one example?

when people say toast has fast movement, they mean exactly what you thought they meant.

>>184836652
>can you give even one example?
*apart from the task, which is obviously an example of a different strat/movement.

turn the bot off ian

>>184840460
why didn't you sage?

>>184816765
>random irrelevant shitter @s you
>somehow you're expected to take their simple-minded snark and apologize or something

huh?

>>184842425
ok krys you can go now

>>184842425
thanks for the late response!

>>184842425
a request to move a log bot isn't out of order, krystal

>>184842831
tell that to mr. arkin and his serg bot!

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he did it lads

Alright, let's get this started:
Grind Monkey: FuriousPaul, Twocat
Truly Skilled: JoeDamillio
Game: Super Castlevania IV

>>184843382
after literal months of literal non-stop grindmonkeying he barely beat a truly skilled player through better boss luck

>>184843721
This is speedrunning. Grindmonkeying is a meme term.

>>184843721
literally mad

>>184843382
17k attempts? grindamoeba territory

a day in the life of birdxmonkey:
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence

>>184843721
Why are you in this thread if this is your reaction to a speedrun?

>>184844296
It's not my reaction to "a" speedrun, it is my reaction to 17000 "speedruns".

>>184843659
Grind Monkey: grav
Truly Skilled: p_
Game: every game grav started to grind because p_ was running it

>17000 attempts
doesn't darbian have less than that lmao

>>184844501
So you've never watched more than one speedrun in your life? Is this the reaction you have when someone has a job and has to go through it day after day?

>>184844052
>>184844501
That's the attempt count of a dedicated runner.

more like simian

>>184844715
You get paid for doing your job, though.

Grind Monkey: obsessed freak
Truly Skilled: tranny posters
Game: shitposting

>>184844946
A smart streamer gets paid for doing runs, too.

>>184844715
imagine being a wagie as a hobby

How did Mr_Shasta get partner with 29 viewers?

>>184844946
People get paid through donations for streaming as well. You also get to be a part of a community and you have fun, so it's not exactly a thankless task.

>>184845013
If you don't like your job, you're going to go through hell.

>>184844993
Die, donationfag.

>>184845194
Nobody likes their job.

>>184845340
Porn stars like their job.

>>184845425
90% of them don't, they just do it because it's easy money.

>>184845608
And how do you know for sure?

>>184845608
word
it's a very unfulfilling and empty lifestyle, just like speedrunning for a living.

>>184845337
Imagine falling for the donation fag meme. You are literally handicapped if you don't make money from your stream.

>>184845678
By reading about how the porn industry actually works, interviews with both performers and people who work behind the scenes, people who hire talent, etc. It's not that hard to get a general idea of how it works.

>if you get paid for streaming a lot, you're a sellout
>if you don't get paid for streaming a lot, you're a grind monkey
>if you don't stream a lot at all, you're not a speedrunner
What the fuck does /srg/ want?

>>184845865
Okay, so where's your data? It should be simple to provide the 90% statistic.

>>184845927
It was an estimate.

>>184845895
>taking /srg/ seriously

>>184845978
So you were pulling an argument from your ass. Good start.

>>184845895
>why shitposting no consistent with reality? ooh ooh
>ooh ohh ahh
>eek ook eek ook

>>184846094
No, it was an argument based on what I've learned about the porn industry. Are you autistic?

>>184845895
>What the fuck does /srg/ want?
Literally anything other than speedrunning. Look at the state of this thread.

>>184846263
If it was based on what you've learned, then you should have accurate data. However, you did not--as you've just admitted--which calls this argument into question.

>>184846494
lmao.

do you need accurate data to learn how to wipe your ass too?

>>184846659
You're out of an argument, so you resort to that? This was easier than expected.

>>184846494
Jesus Christ you are an autist. Porn stars generally don't like their jobs. You don't need data to understand this, it can be learned subjectively through the experiences of almost anyone involved with the industry.

>>184846795
If your assertion is that porn stars generally don't like their jobs, then you need data to support this. The general rule is "Personal experience is not evidence" for this exact reason.

>>184847042
Imagine being this defensive about the legitimacy of your jerk off fantasies.

>>>/pornboards/

>>184847359
Actually, I think it would be more useful for you to imagine having a rebuttal.

>>184845895
getting paid for talking about other people's runs like goose

>>184847042
>you need data to prove a negative
uhh, not how it works little man.

>>184847626
The argument in question was centered around a general opinion. Try again.

>>184847626
>little man
>le you are smaller than me post
lmfao

>>184847626
pretty sure everyone but you is a big guy

>>184847806
The claim made was that porn stars do not like their jobs. This is a claim to the negative.

It's not up to him to prove that porn stars don't like their jobs. It's up to you to prove that they do.

Hey, shut the FUCK up!

>"Porn stars like their jobs"
>"No they don't."
>"YES THEY DO. THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU NOW."

>>184848040
Unfortunately, he not only started with a statistic, but stated that it was a simple fact to infer--which means it should be simple to provide evidence to the claim unless he pulled the argument out of his ass. Either way, the burden of proof lies with him to prove that porn stars do not, contrary to popular belief, enjoy an action that is meant to literally bring people pleasure.

>>184848286
Literally shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.

>>184848370
>>184848369
>*provides no data that porn stars like their job*
Yeah, we're done here.

>>184848479
You've proven constantly that you're unable to provide your claims, so by all means, leave so you stop wasting my time.

>>184848369
>an estimate is a statistic
jesus christ lmao

>>184848479
Shut up, stupid twat.

>>184848479
who is we?

go to somewhere else already

>"Leprechauns exist"
>"They probably don't, most scientists would agree."
>"LOL YOU JUST PULLED THAT OUT OF YOUR ASS, YOU NEED DATA TO PROVE IT."

>>184845178
diversity quota

>>184848971
Quit it, mongloid cunt. Stupid faggot.

>>184848369
>Either way, the burden of proof lies with him to prove that porn stars do not, contrary to popular belief, enjoy an action that is meant to literally bring people pleasure.
Sex is meant to create babies you dumb fuck lmao.

Obviously people who are forced to have sex with potentially gross diseased people day in and day out are going to grow tired of it and eventually not enjoy it. This isn't really something that requires data, it's just common sense.

>>184848971
Well, where is the data on the claim that most scientists think that leprechauns probably don't exist?

>>184848971
how mad can you get dude LMAO

my dream one day is to get a wr relevant enough for someone in srg to (be stupid enough to) post it in the thread so I can watch the thread become even more of a shitshow than it usually is

>>184849416
If you're interesting enough /srg/ would already be talking about you.

>>184849483
so squid is the most interesting speedrunner alive, then?

>>184849217
>he needs data to be convinced that scientists believe in leprechauns
Aggressive, severe, intractable autism.

>>184849591
He's certainly more interesting than most speedrunners, which is why /srg/ talks about him all the time.

>>184849591
yes, the exposure never ends

>>184849679
>that scientists believe
*don't believe

>>184849591
no, he just exposed a scrub (ion) which caused another obsessed freak to start posting about him non-stop

>>184849206
>Sex is meant to create babies you dumb fuck lmao.
Sex is meant to create babies, but it's also meant to bring you pleasure so that you have further incentive to do it again and thus make more humans. This is basic stuff.

>>Obviously people who are forced to have sex with potentially gross diseased people day in and day out are going to grow tired of it
Would you like to take a guess as to how many people masturbate daily?

>>184849748
found the exposed scrub

>>184849932
>masturbation is the same thing as having sex with other people
Kill yourself, my dude.

>>184848971
nice false equivalence there buddy you really are trying hard as fuck to push this

>>184850073
So what's the argument you're trying to make, here? That porn stars--people who have sex often--are afraid of disease even though the chance is low? Or that having sex daily makes you grow tired of something even though it quite literally brings you pleasure?

>>184850095
No, the analogy is apt. Autist claimed porn stars like their job. The other guy rejected that claim. Autist then thinks data is required to prove that they don't enjoy their jobs.

That's not how the burden of proof works.

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>>184850372
except burden of proof works through the person having to disprove a generally held claim
who the fuck doesn't like sex besides fags

>>184850403
Nice selfie, exposed faggot.

>>184850271
>That porn stars--people who have sex often--are afraid of disease even though the chance is low?
The chance isn't as low as you think. They're required to be tested once a month by law, this doesn't take into account how many times they've had sex in the meantime, or the latency of HIV antibody detectability in blood testing.
>Or that having sex daily makes you grow tired of something even though it quite literally brings you pleasure?
Having daily sex with people they may or may not be attracted to, at times when they may not be in the mood for it, having to shoot for 5+ hours at a time, having to maintain a boner for that long, cum on command, etc.

Porn stars are actors. They pretend to enjoy it for the camera. Also, James Earl Jones isn't really Mark Hamills father. Who the fuck knew?

>>>/anywhereelse/

>>184850817
You've got to love how it only takes one push to send the obsessed freak into a sweaty hissy fit.

>>184849679
It doesn't exist, because scientists are smart enough to be agnostic on such matters. Just like God, there's a 50% chance that he exists.

>>184851282
>there's a 50% chance that he exists.
yeah, just like how there's a 50% chance you'll win the lottery. you either win it or you don't lmao

>>184850271
>even though it quite literally brings you pleasure?
the process of shooting porn is not at all designed to bring pleasure to the actors. it's designed to bring pleasure for the viewers. you are one deluded cunt.

>>184850763
>They're required to be tested once a month by law, this doesn't take into account how many times they've had sex in the meantime
That's because they don't typically have that much sex--they're busy, of course they don't have much time for it.

>Having daily sex with people they may or may not be attracted to, at times when they may not be in the mood for it, having to shoot for 5+ hours at a time, having to maintain a boner for that long, cum on command, etc.
Okay, this is where I can actually start the burden of proof. You've made an assertion I can refute.
https://www.livescience.com/27428-truth-about-porn-stars.html
>Sixty-nine percent of porn actresses ranked their enjoyment of sex as 10 out of 10, a rating given by only 32.8 percent of non-performers.
(As an added note, the link in brackets after that is clickbait. The data was drawn from a database.)
>Also, James Earl Jones isn't really Mark Hamills father. Who the fuck knew?
of course not they don't have the same last name LOL
>>184851945
I was clearly talking about the process of orgasm, as I defined in another post. Read more.

You've got to love how the obsessed freak is actually a highly secretive and coordinated team of anti-srg infiltrators that have their own Discord channel used to plan assaults on our fair homeland.

>>184852287
>claims porn stars don't have that much sex
>cites shitty opt-in study that explicitly states they have sex earlier and more often, even outside of work, than average people
uhh
>"Kross warned that the finding that porn actresses enjoyed sex more than other women might be unreliable, given that a porn star's public image relies on her fans' belief that she thinks sex is the "greatest thing on the planet."
lmao
>of course not they don't have the same last name LOL
The fact that you think a kid must necessarily have the same name as their father makes it pretty god damn clear how stupid you are.

>>184849591
squid is the one endlessly talking about himself so no, he's not interesting

>>184853104
even if they do enjoy having sex more than other women, it doesn't mean they enjoy the sex they have at work. god damn what a pathetic and terrible study. the whole time the guy sounds unsure about what he found.

The God Gamer Stigma

get help

>>184853104
>cites shitty opt-in study that explicitly states they have sex earlier and more often, even outside of work, than average people
>uhh
First of all, the data was drawn from a database--I literally told you this in the line after the link. Secondly, I'll give you that other point due to the ambiguity of us not having accurate data for how much they have sex.

>>"Kross warned that the finding that porn actresses enjoyed sex more than other women might be unreliable, given that a porn star's public image relies on her fans' belief that she thinks sex is the "greatest thing on the planet."
>lmao
So your argument is based on the opinion of not only one sole person, but also one who says that the data "might" be unreliable? Terrible play.
>The fact that you think a kid must necessarily have the same name as their father makes it pretty god damn clear how stupid you are.
Did the lack of grammar and punctuation, followed by "LOL" not clue you in to the fact that it was a joke?

>>184853583
You're free to show another article. Unfortunately, I doubt you'll find a better one, due to reasons the article states.

>>184852287
>survey done by only volunteers
>survey done only by women
>survey done only by actresses in the USA
>article states that porn stars are known to be reluctant to help researchers
>study is not peer reviewed
>study has not been published in any research journal
>article explicitly states to take findings with a grain of salt
lmfao holy shit. you're really reaching, buddy.

>>184854457
Literally half of these problems can be rectified by you looking at the database yourself, it's a public source.

no one cares

*nollies into thread*
speedrunning eh? i speedrun the pavement *practices kickflips in an empty parking lot*

dropping an upword on the post above

i'm about to speedrun my fucking life

>>184855120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJU8BP0ZiHg

>>184855345
HELO

quick update: apparently someone made some twitter accounts in my name, just wanted to say that's not me. if you want to stalk me i recently made an instagram (nitodah) for skateboarding stuff mostly. unsure when i will return to streaming.

love and miss you all

by

>>184855635
ok

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK especially ESPECIALLY that NUTTER croni

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting grind monkey FREAK especially ESPECIALLY that NEET CHAV squid

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this thread is ass

>>184856115
why did you spoiler?

>>184818694
Dang! She's a major qt! Think if I go to AGDQ that I'll have a chance?

>>184856316
Luck be a lady!

>>184856316
thanks for the late response!

>>184856115
so are you wal

turn the fucking bot off ian

>>184856316
>she
stfu fucktard

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