/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

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>half a minute until Moray Towers Rainmaker match ends
>opponent is currently winning 62-85 and carrying rainmaker towards our side
>map covered with enemy ink
>two of my teammates dead
>enemy not only has a charger, but the fucking memE-liter already purched on the opposite side and ready to kill anyone in the center
>managed to pull off very specific moves with remaining alive teammate and win by skipping 40 distance with the Rainmaker in the same way you can in Splatoon 1
>mfw
I guess this path never got nerfed.

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Which results screen format did you like better, /ink/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13552442

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I want to sexually abuse Callie until she breaks down in tears!

>>184285623
Splat 2 easily. It's better to see who is participating overall.

>>184285623
I wish that it counts deaths, kills, and assists

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>used nintendo points to buy spla2n wallpapers
>realized that I can't change wallpaper because unauthenticated windows 10
>oh well

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>>184285623
I would prefer a mix of the two, but I do like splatoon 2s default a bit more, mainly because special usage stats are neat imo.

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protect ugly girls <3

>>184286324
Pearl and Marina amiibo pls

>>184286456
>>184285623

It should have as much information as the app i.e. indicate what is assists and kills, tell you how many deaths and I guess they can keep the super thing

It's better than Splatoon's but only barely until it matches SplatNet

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Don't worry bro i'll snipe that charlie

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>>184286568

Man do I love Tentamissles

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>>184286324
She would even the k you for it
>thanks for making me feel so good DJ!
>I don't know what you did, but I'm suddenly happier now!
We uhh... used your glasses you got on to uhh reflect your useless brainwaves back to the pleasure centers of your brain
>Sheldon says that all my brainwaves are useless!
That's very nice, why don't you go plug in that zapfish over there. Make sure you reach the plug way down at the bottom of the wall.
>she bends over willingly, the poofy shorts stretched tight around her supple bum. Who knew that squids kept up such a tight glutes workout, let alone keep up anything?

>>184285409

I had a match likes that in TC
>Moray Towers
>enemy push the tower to 7 or so
>I'm in despair
>keep playing and spamming 'This way'
>get 2 triples and my team rides the Tower to knockout whilst I'm hunting the fourth

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I’m finally starting to be both fresh and functional.

>>184286568
Has the Manemi posting begun again? I miss that artist

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>>184287090
Sadly not, I just had this saved because cute. Have some cute squids to make up for the lack of Manemi on my harddrive.

>>184286904
I have no faith in charger players anymore. I'm dancing around with enemies in plain sight all around me. I can see his laser but he kills absolutely none of them.

Enemy jumping in and he's fully charged. Somehow still misses.

He's been camped in one spot and finally has his chance to shine as the Rainmaker or Tower comes towards him. He fails to stop their push

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>tfw I get paired with shitters even in the high ranks
the ride never ends

Is splashdown the best?!

>>184286930
>liking tentamissiles
Literally crutch specials

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I'm finally S in all modes. I'm almost away from all the scrubs

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Post cute Woomys

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>>184287380
I feel pain that that sleepy spaghetti isn't me

>>184287438
It's actually possible to get S+ already? I thought those ranks are barren at the moment.

>>184287642
No I you're not.

>>184287732
getting more populated but you'll play the same people over and over again

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>>184286483
>buying something you can freely get off a google search
How retarded are you?

why is there no brainwashed Callie hentai yet?

>>184287732
S lobbies were filling up pretty fast before, S+ seems fine too at the moment
EU is probably pretty dead though

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>tfw Marina will never fart down your throat as you eat out her anus

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>>184287712
Cute spaghetti

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>>184287712
here's my tryhard ranked setup.
I think it's still cute.

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>>184287712

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>>184287712
Have some cute woomy art.
>>184287715
I really need to get more MF inkling pics they're so cute, I only have yuri on my hd right now.

>>184288003
>had 500+ points
>wallpapers cost 50
>didn't want anything else
>points expire in a week or two
What else was I supposed to do with them?

>>184288074
I will literally never understand fart fetishism

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Honestly it's for the best that I can't talk to randoms through voicechat, because I want to strangle these braindead retards. Every fucking time I clear out enemies so we can push they fucking stay behind like they're scared to cap the zone.

>>184288256
>>184288121
Shotas should not be allowed to be this cute!
They're basically just asking for me to pin them down, kiss them, and then stick my penis into their soft pink buttholes!

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>>184288291
I had some on my comp, but it's broken so I cant

>>184288359
you took that further than I was expecting anon

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>>184288359

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What do you care about when you go out to battle /ink/ ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572827

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>run over someone with the octobrush by accident and kill them
GET OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY

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>>184288359

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>>184287712

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>>184288609
I want the sweater to be a turtleneck with ninja squid, and my beret has ink resist, which I need, and I need shoes with swim speed up to balance

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>>184288359
Settle down

>>184288609
>those 2 woomies will never ride past you and hit you with a baseball bat
End my life now my dudes

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>>184287712

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Who wants a shittly drawn inkling?

>>184288004
I wrote a bit up there
>>184287003
*even thank you for it
Should I continue?

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>>184288359
calm down homo

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>>184288609
>not being the freshest you can be but caring about ablities so you can be good at battles
Losing aint fresh.

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>>184287712

>>184287712
What jacket is that?

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Does anyone here miss the Jungle Fedora?

>>184288359
Calm down anon. Squid boys are for gentle caring and love making, not raping. You can leave that for the woomies.

>>184288886
smd squidbois cant compete with the BOT

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Reminder that octopi have bundles of neurons in their tentacles that act as secondary brains which can act on their own

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>>184288359

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>>184289063
I prefer being as good as I can be, and then trying to make a fresh kit around that.
But I am a tryhard

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>>184288963
me

>>184288359
i should draw shota lewds some time..

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>>184288359
>>184289118
You people weren't hit the right amount of times as children

>>184289063
I just dress for freshness until I get some snails. Then I'll start worrying about abilities I add on to my already fresh set

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>>184289302
reminder that octopi are also the undisputed masters of camouflage

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>>184288004
There's more than you think, but less than you'd hope. An anon said they were working on something a few threads back at least.

Crush the woomy

>>184288359
things went from zero to real fucking gay pretty quick

>>184289114
only as a shitter detector, and for the "ugliest squid" contests back in the old ink days

>>184289579
Woops, didn't mean to namefag

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>>184288609
>shirt that I like has good stats

>>184289690

sexually?

>>184289814
No. Violently.

>>184288004
You could always try your luck in the drawthreads.

>>184289620

unbelievable

>>184289719
You did it again

holy squit, every single ranked S and A lobby is 90% ketchup, goblin jizz is going to get annihilated in NA

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If Woomies are Women, does that mean that Mies are Men?

>>184290269
Remember it's not exclusively a popularity contest!

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>>184288359

>>184290547
true, it involves wins
and if the top of ranked is all ketchup, guess who will be carrying wins

>>184290435
Spaghettis are boys

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>>184287712

>>184290435
No, men are spaghetties

>>184290613
You are mistaken if you think s+ means what it did in splat1. I'm still getting aeromemers at this rank.

>>184290613
Aerofags

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fucking spags need to be bullied

Ugh someone told me mobile networks worked for this game but they don't. At least for my mobile network anyway.
How do they expect you to play this on the go? Unfortunately for me it's my only way of cinnecting to the Internet so I guess I'm fucked unless I find some sort of workaround

(This thread didn't show up when I searched for it initially).

>>184288004
>Doesn't use pixiv the post
I legit feel bad for you

Tips for maining Splattershot Jr? What sort of setup do I want?

I've pretty much given up on every other weapon.

I had to fucking give up for the night, 80% of the time I've been getting fucked over on ranked by being in a team that doesn't know how these battles work. I can't carry the rainmaker by myself every match.

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>>184290585
God I wanna violate his asshole so badly

>>184291185
Oh shit I never thought about playing this on the go with mobile network. I'm gonna try it out.

What would Marina's tentacles feel like against my smooth, bare skin?

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>>184291258
rodo rora!

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>>184291651

>>184291214
Special charge or saver (may be unnecessary)
Run speed
Swim speed

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>mfw I wanna fug my own squid

Help.

I'm new to Splatoon, what are good weapons I can use to run up to someone really fast and punch them in the face with ink to death? I was thinking the brushes or buckets but I don't really know.

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>hides your super jump location from distant players
what the fuck did they mean by this?

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It looks goofy with the logo just strapped onto the sight like that.

How do I overcome an weaponstintial crisis?

>>184291943

Octobrush would fit that role the best out of the current weapons available.

>>184292075
You don't need to stick to a certain weapon at all. Just use whatever you want to use at the moment.

>>184291943
Octobrush

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>>184291927
>tfw I would have no reservations about becoming my own squid
>especially with some of these new outfits

>>184292075
I watch tournaments and see what the best players use so I don't have to look for validation from my own experience.

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>>184286073
In the last thread you wanted a Salmon Run version of this, so I whipped one up with my laptop mouse. Hope you like it anon!

>>184290435
Revolution when?

>>184292323
fantastic, anon

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>salmon run
>roller
>brush

Octarians seem to have at least an inkling of a civilization, while the Salmonids are basically uncivilized savages using crude technology or scrapped junk as their weapons.

So why is it that Salmonids are much stronger and much better soldiers than the Octarians?

>>184291185
Can anyone help?
I'd really rather not have to return the game.

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>>184291927
My squid went on a date with my amiibo

>>184292481
Thank you, I'm only just now realising I should've made them wear the uniforms in the second panel. Let me fix that.

>>184292505
Salmons are American.

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>>184290962

>>184291974
They mean it's shit. I might still use it for splashdown faggotry anyway.

ok so the inkjet is just fucking broken

not even crutch meme, just fucking broken

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>n o one notices beacons anymore...much less than they already did

Is object shredder worth using? I saw pro trail boots with it on splatnet.

>>184292505

Octarians are more about brains then brawn. The have the ability to build advance machinery but know nothing about effective military tactics. Basically no matter how smart you are if you're just a weakling nerd a bully is still going to kick your ass.

My favorite Splatoon meme is having a Charger on the team that can't aim for shit.

>>184292803
Rapid Blaster and I laugh at inkjet.

>>184292505
because there's more of them

thats it

>>184292803
>you can be shot out of the air
>it's not instagib
>people can camp your return point since its marked
Kraken was much worse.

>>184292867
It's good for rainmaker and putting crutch Ink Armor spammers in their place.

>>184292867
Not at all. There is nothing you need to destroy super fast in S2.

>>184291927
nothing wrong with wanting to fuck cute underage boy squids

>>184291547
sandpaper

>>184292867
Fuck yes get those boots. You will fuck up rain makers and other shit.

>>184292867
it's one of the best abilities in the game

>put on only swim speed ticket
>immediately begin to lose games and disconnect

I miss having the map in my peripheral vision.
I had gotten really good at paying just enough attention to it to follow the flow of battle

>>184293210
>>184293164
>>184293036
How is it good? There is nothing that needs shredding.

>>184293331
If your enemy tried to use a splash wall, you can slash wall

>you will never grope and molest a shota squid after he shows you the new clothes he bought

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What would an inkling's pussy be like?

>>184292628
looking forward to it my man

>>184293479
that's probably for the best, you wouldn't want to go to jail anon

>>184293495
Better question: would would a boy inklings boypussy be like?

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>>184293608
Nice... enjoy your vacation anon

>>184293608
enjoy your vacation

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>>184293495
Something like this I would assume

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>>184292887
>literally one squid was enough to take out the Octarian army and their leaders
>twice

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>>184292817
I had no idea how to select them at first, since I just tapped them before. It feels awkward having to motion over them.
I use them now though, I used to be a krak-on main after all

Do meals and drinks stack? I want to farm specific chunks but dont want to give up my money.

>>184292887
Surprising since their entire army is made of retards

>your shota squid pulls down his pants
>he has a tiny uncut penis

HNNGGGGGGGGG

>>184293807
Nope, wish they did

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>>184289553
Done

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>>184293759
>I used to be a krak-on main after all
>being a crutchfag
I bet you now main the Octobrush, faggot.

Why did the NA release of splatoon change the inkling brain from being "hedonistic" to "predatory"?

>>184293331
It breaks ink armor and baller faster. That alone makes it worth considering how prevalent they are.

Being able to break sprinkler with the tiniest dropoff shot is the icing on the cake considering how annoying they are to break in tough to reach spots too.

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>>184293521
Sloppy fix, but here.

Anybody know what the silver-ish things on the side of their hats are called anyway? And what they're supposed to do?

What is crutch?

>>184293608
this is hot as fuck

>>184293960
Special tickets. Or pillows. I just want the hat irl

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>>184293495
Very slimy and full of ink but still very tight

>>184293945
They really effect ink armor? Are you sure?

>play with someone named L U N A
>they dont use the luna
this is why i have trust issues

>>184293495
Bad Dragon releases a squid pussy when

>>184293960
good shit anon

>>184293495
>hasn't tried fucking a squid before

>>184294153
>play with Lunari
>she doesn't use the Luna

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>>184293980
A crutch is a mobility aid that transfers weight from the legs to the upper body. It is often used for people who cannot use their legs to support their weight, for reasons ranging from short-term injuries to lifelong disabilities.

>>184293897
It's weird I never played the first game and mained octobrush in this game for 12 levels. I tried going back to It and I literally cant use it

>>184293941
Why did NOA change Marina from a super shy and nervous person to a Calie clone?

>>184294053
Tickets? I figured they had some utilitarian purpose, but for what I don't know. They almost look like Caprisun pouches.

>>184293716
I fucking died I need more shit like this

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GUYS
I still can't pick a side
http://www.strawpoll.me/13567553

>>184293495
there would be a beak there so probably very unpleasant

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>>184293581
calling a guy's, "area" a pussy is always a turnoff for me

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>>184294298
You get 2 specials for all 3 rounds. They disappear after you use them

>>184294175
Literally never. I cri

>>184294109
https://twitter.com/g1nan_/status/888425710229929985

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>>184293608

>>184294220
I haven't unlocked it yet.

>>184294395
>neck and neck
really? i though ketchup was over represented here

>>184294509
Oh shit, you're right. I feel stupid for not putting that together. Are they supposed to be based on anything though? Maybe an MRE type thing?

>>184294575
What fitting hair

>>184293897
Please, I may be scum but I'm not clinically braindead. I main the splattershot now

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>>184294464
>yfw you can't play with motion controls on like the jelly on the left is

>>184294409
The beak is the mouth of a squid, not the vagina

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>>184293495
Sloshy with ink at all times and getting enemy ink in there really hurts

>>184294601
>implying
mayo has no chance against ketchup AND marinafags, thats like 99% of america

Why does everyone hate Kraken?

How many points do you get for a kill in turf?

>>184294661
They look like MRE's to me as well. I guess special ink packets or something for the squids?

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>>184294734
Is the Splattershot an honest weapon?

>>184292516
Anyone?

>>184295009
stock yes
tentatek never was, never will

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>>184293847
What about the armpits?

>>184293673
>comes back to save the pic
>deleted
NOOO
oh well

>>184294965
>grizz is such a great employer he packs lunch to his subordinates

>>184295125
YOU STOLE MY SHOTAS HAIR AND SHIRT YOU FUCK. I HAD IT FIRST

>>184295136
It'll probably turn up somewhere soon enough

What if there were an ability (main only and locked to a type of clothing) that gave you a single, expendable charge of special to use at any point? Pressing R when your meter wasn't filled would automatically fill it, but only once per game.

Would that have been broken in PvP?

>>184295160
>stinggay for shits and giggles

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>>184285392
>>184285434
What the fuck is going on here?

Please state your sexual orientation (straight, gay, bi) and whether you would fuck a woomy, a spaghetti, or both.

What's the best way to use a stingray? Am I suppose to go to splats?

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>>184295356
Wow, underage porn on a blue board and unspoilered. Wow!

>>184295364
i think its pretty self explanatory who would want to fuck who

>>184295356
I wanna be that squid.

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>>184295228
Some one on /v/ drew him on launch day so you're wrong ;)

>>184295265
Yes, it would become the meta to pop your free special at the beginning of the match wherever the most people are fighting so it would be practically required to wear it just to be on a level playing field

>>184295453
bi
id fuck a woomy but i wanna be fucked by a spaghetti

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>>184295356

>>184295009
It's a well-rounded weapon.

>>184295160
But does it look nice when it's out on a tray?
/r/ing a picture of woomy opening a 50 year old special packet

>>184295364
Bi, both

fuck I'm boring

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Why is this pout so cute?

So is Mr. Grizz like a grizzly bear who communicates through a radio so he doesn't scare everyone? If so, how did he survive the apocalypse? Is he of a different species entirely?

I am going to marry a squid boy.

>>184295364
Straight but I'd rather fuck a NGYES and tease him about it.

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>>184295834
I think it's fair to assume any surviving land animals learned to evolve just like the ocean life.

>>184295834
no, he's a sentient talking radio

>>184295356
How long until we're officially /trash/?

>>184295832
qt3.14

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>>184295885
>straight
>would rather fuck a boy
Just how stupid are you people exactly?

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>>184295834

>>184296175
Shota and traps aren't gay. They are so feminine it's not even funny.

>>184295834
He lives on Denali probably and explores what's left of North America, while sploon is in jap land. He visits only for business with the very few who know about him, and plays his game from the shadows. He eats salmon all day, but as an astrologer he sees the apocalypse coming and has squids murder them at the source

Seeing how I can't get out of Rank c due to chucklefuck teammates what the quickest way to level up just Turf?

>>184296274
>being gay isn't gay honest XD
(You)

>>184296418
Pull out the Aerospray and you get 1k points minimum every match.

>>184296515
> XD

holy shit underage

>>184296539
you only need 500 points to get the maximum amount of exp.
Plently of other weapons that can easily achieve that while still being better then the aerospray.

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>>184295878

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>>184295834
>>184295979
I can't remember if it was actually in the first game or I'm imagining things, but I remember thinking there was no way every single mammal went extinct. I think Inklings are just dumb as fuck and assume they are because they don't see them due to never leaving their bubble and being more concerned with fashion.
I mean the tech existed to grow a fully functional creature in a vat, so maybe there was some sort of contingency put in place for other species. It would be weird if only one scientist used that tech, and for just a cat.
Evolution obviously doesn't work the same way in Splatoon since Inklings evolved so fast along with countless other forms of sea life, so it wouldn't surprise me if there were little pockets of mammals barely eking out an existence on some patch of land that was formerly a really high mountain. Maybe some place like Yellowstone or the like, where bears used to thrive.

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>>184295834
>yfw Mr. Grizz is actually intentionally antagonizing the salmonids
>yfw he wants to fulfill the prophecy to wipe out current society and then reclaim the land for mammals

>>184296539
Yeah but turf gets boring fast alone.

>turf war
>2 chargers on your team
>one of them is named dad
how long do I have to wait until these retards fade out and I can enjoy the game

>>184296680
Holy fuck guys look so fucking gay in that shirt, and that's coming from a faggot in real life. That's like ultra fag.

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>>184296813
>he wasn't around for the Dads in Splatoon 1
Switchfag detected.

>>184296797
You gonna refine these or post 'em on Twitter after? That's real cute.

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>>184296813
there will always be some using turf war to try to git gud with chargers
but honestly it feels like unless you're good from the start it's not even worth trying because you'll never git gud with them

>>184296925
Someone post that Dad webm

>>184295364
Straight pls no h8 and I wanna a cute jelly, but a Woomy is nice too, Splatoon has lots of appealing girls like Annie, X, and Pearl as well.

Seriously tho, just lemme hug a jelly

Is Mr.Grizz suppose to be Donald Trump?

>>184297156
Do you think youre funny or something?
no
>>>/reddit/

>>184296992

C rank and turf is the place to get good with them but because you spend less time in each rank and there's a lot of good players blazing through the ranks it's easier to get carried and get chargers who never learned in higher ranks shitting up the palce

>>184296797
Do mine
>>184296680
Wearing that shirt

>>184297156
He's a bear. probably some fishy gopnik loaded with cash

Guys I kinda hate Splatoon 2's maps

Bring back Triggerfish and the skatepark

>>184297204
He's American, rich, treats employees like shit and hates Salmon (immigrants)

>>184297156
Trump would have built several more platforms filled with hotels that release poison gas when full, killing all the salmon.

>>184297128
>X
Who?

>>184297371
Sorry, not everybody's a commie like you.

>>184297371
>treats his employees like shit
t. Communist

>>184297371
Lol Drumpf reference xdddd.

>high tide people lead steel eels back to everyone

>>184297371
How does he treat you like shit? You get hazard pay, you get good bonuses for good work, official uniform, transport, guns, specials, and gives help if you fuck up and wipe. He's greedy yes, since the eggs are worth way more than you are getting paid, but he's more akin to a mine owner than Trump in that sense.
I bet you think that socialism is a good idea

>>184297371
he's not american

>>184297895
Grizzly bears are american

hey fellow anons, I know the game is still fresh but has anyone beaten story mode with all the weapons?

Does anyone know if it unlock anything besides the hero replicas?

>>184297895
Grizzly bears are North America

>>184297156
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-grizz-raising-money-for-children-and-infants#/

>>184292323
Saved

>>184298000
Nope just the weapons. I haven't done it but saw someone else in the thread do it and you get nothing extra.

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How are people copying images from the internet to Splatoon for their tags? They are clearly traced.

I ask because I want to do this.

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>>184297781
Not to mention this work is completely voluntary and squids seem like they're functionally immortal. They care more about getting a neat shirt and some food truck tickets, plus the chance to do something else besides the couple of games they play with each other. It'd be one thing if they were forced to do it but they literally elect to do it and continue doing it.
It's a stinky job but Inklings as a whole live in the lap of luxury so occasionally doing something grimy like that is their equivalent to rich kids going to Africa to build a hut or whatever. They just want to be able to say they did it and walk away with a shirt.

I'm trying to get better with the octobrush. Are there any good brush players who can provide some tips? I never really know when you jump, or when to hold the trigger and just drag the brush. Are there any recommended abilities?

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>>184297781
You get pay cuts and demotions when someone decides to leave work early and you're stuck with more work than you should be saddled with.

>>184298230
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/pad9b7/this-hack-draws-memes-for-you-in-splatoon-2

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>most names in-game are funny or clever or fake
>be the minority that use your real first name

Who else here real name masterrace?

>>184298253
Squids are all natural born ancaps

>>184296920
same thoughts here, it's cute, but too femme

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>>184287712
is my woomy boy cute?

>>184298484
>Not using your waifu's name to honour them in victory

>>184298484

Run into alot of fellow Justins

Still play as a woomy though

>>184298402
You get pay cuts if you don't do the work correctly. Pay cuts from a guy leaving is because your cohesion is lost, not directly because someone left. It's more a result of the complications and failure caused by a disconnect than the disconnect itself
Learn 2 logic

>>184296938
probably not ,theyre just phone doodles.unless you want me to

>>184298575
It's cute on woomys but on the males it looks just super stereotype faggot gay.

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>>184298484
I've had at least 4 different people ask me if the squid in this gif was me, despite it being from some pre-release video or something.
It's always funny when there's an Amanda on the other team. I actually feel bad splatting them.

>>184297751
Pretty much everyone involved with video games is stupid enough to be a leftist. I guess it's the fantasy aspect.

>>184298784
Naw, you don't gotta if you don't want to, was mostly just asking just in case it happens and I somehow miss it!

>>184298484
It actually didn't cross my mind that I could make a cosplay account to RP as a squidified OC but then it'd look weird playing with my friends...

>it's a "teammate spends entire game inking every little inch of the spawn, never moves up to contest anything and ignores the enemy" episode
Am I allowed to report these guys?

>>184298870
I miss this win animation. So much better than the current floor-defying one.

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Grizzly Bears can be very violent as well

>>184298870
Why can't my Inkling hug her Splatling anymore?
Whyyyyyy

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>>184299237
She does it all night long. What, do you want her arms to get stuck like that for the rest of her life?

why does pearl and marina's dialogue read like it was written by 2 separate groups of people

>>184299216
>>184299237
Yeah, I miss some of the old animations but seeing an inkling flip the fuck out when you win with dualies is the funniest thing to me.

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>>184298597
>>184287712
Get on my level scrub
your spaghetti's more badass than cute tho

>>184299318
Splatling best husubando

>>184298653
nice mental gymnastics. anyway youre fucking wrong

>>184299373
>she only spins em when she loses
I mean it's cute but I wanna revovler ocelot this shit up man

Is Quick Super Jump worth using?

>>184298597
I'd bully your squid, and not in the sexual way either.
I'd take his lunch money, shove him upside down in a trash can, tie his shoes together and spit on him.

>>184299376
cute

So at what point does the "must use" gimmick control become necessary for ranked play? I just started ranked yesterday and I'm now B+ in every game mode and still using analog controls with -1.5 sensitivity.

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>>184299397
It's not gymnastics if you aren't doing any flips. It's literally walking from point a to b in terms of logic.

>>184299573
HURR LE MUST USE MEME XDDD
its preference you faggot. Analog is objectively more effort but you can do just as well as gyro with enough practice

>>184298484
a problem ; whenever i see someone with a real first name i immediately assume its a young kid

>>184298484
Using anything but my first name is incredibly embarrassing when playing with IRL friends

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How fresh is my woomy?

>>184299318
At least she'll be the happiest squid in the world with her Splatling, far better than just trying to be cool with it.

>>184299763
Pretty stale, squidster

>>184299804
They can get married and no one will bat an eye

>>184299492
my boy is not for bully

>>184299573
>>184299654

That is obviously untrue unless you use a weapon that doesn't require a lot of aiming.

Sure you can get good at retarded console shooter aiming, but someone with the same effort and skill is going to fucking destroy you.

You know there are five more ranks between you and the top, right?

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>>184299376
Old uniform is bland and uninteresting compared to the new one

>>184299763
>using the same gear everyone uses
The sunglasses and the white variant make it a 6/10 though

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>>184299895
I like em both. The old one looks more formal

>>184299865
edgelord squids are DEFINITELY for bully.

nothing is more refreshing than bullying someone who has a tough aura.

>>184299870
I just use the Dualies. Sure, there's still more ranks I need to climb but it hasn't been that much of a struggle so far. Consistently finishing in either first or second for amount of kills each game.

>but someone with the same effort and skill is going to fucking destroy you.
I keep seeing Splatoon "purists" say that but I'm not buying it yet. I have a feeling optimizing my gear will be much more important, and I have no idea how that'll work as I never played Splatoon 1.

>>184289302
That's why Octarians use those big tentacles to power the octoweapons.

>can't get out of c rank
I'm really trying squids but I just can't seem to make it out of this awful shitter rank ;_;

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>on a team with another Slosher
>we get crushed he gets 0 splats and 0 specials
>leave lobby
>join another game
>the enemy team is now double bucket
>my former team mate is on the other side
>we get crushed
>he get's 7 splats and activates his special multiple times
>we had a charger on our team the second time
>my controller also kept flashing low battery signals

Today is of to a bad start Splatoon wise

>>184300301

Gear adds a relevant but nearly negligent effect.

You are going to get blown the fuck up before the top and won't have developed the skills you need to go further. Get out of shitter ranks before you talk shit lol

>>184300530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWp6kkz-pnQ

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fun times with yebby and manmenmi

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>>184300992
I've tried using weapons I'm good with like the .52, tried using crutches like the areomeme, tried using "meta" shit like the octobrush, I just don't know what to do. It's like every time I'm about to rank up I get a losing streak

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I'm in B+ rank for all ranked game modes right now

At what rank do idiot teammates that jump to you when you're surrounded by the enemy in their territory disappear?

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>>184301187

>>184301187
>>184301367

at what levels do you get amiibo gear?

>>184301261
Those are all shitter weapons anon. All it means is that you aren't destined to be a shitter.

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>>184293495
Very tight but produces ink. Squirts ink upon orgasm and inking inside severely hurts them due to always being registered as an enemy to their body

>>184300987
Can I see your stats?

>>184295034
Have you used a hotspot? I've done it with my iphone.

>>184301337

Never

The only team mates who don't jump to you to their deaths are those you expressly tell not to via voice chat

>>184301337
Never.

>>184301407
I got it at level 10, they give you the headgear when you first register them (I registered them when I was level 1)

Do Woomies cry?

>make it to A-
>no more idiot team mates, games are now very intense and decided by calculated plays
it's finally happening

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>>184301467
>yurishit

>>184301261
What usually happens in your games? Do you die a lot? How do you usually get killed?