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>half a minute until Moray Towers Rainmaker match ends
>opponent is currently winning 62-85 and carrying rainmaker towards our side
>map covered with enemy ink
>two of my teammates dead
>enemy not only has a charger, but the fucking memE-liter already purched on the opposite side and ready to kill anyone in the center>managed to pull off very specific moves with remaining alive teammate and win by skipping 40 distance with the Rainmaker in the same way you can in Splatoon 1
>mfw
I guess this path never got nerfed.
Which results screen format did you like better, /ink/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13552442
I want to sexually abuse Callie until she breaks down in tears!
>>184285623
Splat 2 easily. It's better to see who is participating overall.
>>184285623
I wish that it counts deaths, kills, and assists
>used nintendo points to buy spla2n wallpapers
>realized that I can't change wallpaper because unauthenticated windows 10
>oh well
>>184285623
I would prefer a mix of the two, but I do like splatoon 2s default a bit more, mainly because special usage stats are neat imo.
protect ugly girls <3
>>184286324
Pearl and Marina amiibo pls
>>184286456
>>184285623
It should have as much information as the app i.e. indicate what is assists and kills, tell you how many deaths and I guess they can keep the super thing
It's better than Splatoon's but only barely until it matches SplatNet
Don't worry bro i'll snipe that charlie
>>184286568
Man do I love Tentamissles
>>184286324
She would even the k you for it
>thanks for making me feel so good DJ!
>I don't know what you did, but I'm suddenly happier now!
We uhh... used your glasses you got on to uhh reflect your useless brainwaves back to the pleasure centers of your brain
>Sheldon says that all my brainwaves are useless!
That's very nice, why don't you go plug in that zapfish over there. Make sure you reach the plug way down at the bottom of the wall.
>she bends over willingly, the poofy shorts stretched tight around her supple bum. Who knew that squids kept up such a tight glutes workout, let alone keep up anything?
>>184285409
I had a match likes that in TC
>Moray Towers
>enemy push the tower to 7 or so
>I'm in despair
>keep playing and spamming 'This way'
>get 2 triples and my team rides the Tower to knockout whilst I'm hunting the fourth
I’m finally starting to be both fresh and functional.
>>184286568
Has the Manemi posting begun again? I miss that artist
>>184287090
Sadly not, I just had this saved because cute. Have some cute squids to make up for the lack of Manemi on my harddrive.
>>184286904
I have no faith in charger players anymore. I'm dancing around with enemies in plain sight all around me. I can see his laser but he kills absolutely none of them.
Enemy jumping in and he's fully charged. Somehow still misses.
He's been camped in one spot and finally has his chance to shine as the Rainmaker or Tower comes towards him. He fails to stop their push
>tfw I get paired with shitters even in the high ranks
the ride never ends
Is splashdown the best?!
>>184286930
>liking tentamissiles
Literally crutch specials
I'm finally S in all modes. I'm almost away from all the scrubs
Post cute Woomys
>>184287380
I feel pain that that sleepy spaghetti isn't me
>>184287438
It's actually possible to get S+ already? I thought those ranks are barren at the moment.
>>184287642
No I you're not.
>>184287732
getting more populated but you'll play the same people over and over again
>>184287712
>>184286483
>buying something you can freely get off a google search
How retarded are you?
why is there nobrainwashed Callie hentaiyet?
>>184287732
S lobbies were filling up pretty fast before, S+ seems fine too at the moment
EU is probably pretty dead though
>tfw Marina will never fart down your throat as you eat out her anus
>>184287712
Cute spaghetti
>>184287712
here's my tryhard ranked setup.
I think it's still cute.
>>184287712
>>184287712
>>184287712
Have some cute woomy art.
>>184287715
I really need to get more MF inkling pics they're so cute, I only have yuri on my hd right now.
>>184288003
>had 500+ points
>wallpapers cost 50
>didn't want anything else
>points expire in a week or two
What else was I supposed to do with them?
>>184288074
I will literally never understand fart fetishism
Honestly it's for the best that I can't talk to randoms through voicechat, because I want to strangle these braindead retards. Every fucking time I clear out enemies so we can push they fucking stay behind like they're scared to cap the zone.
>>184288256
>>184288121
Shotas should not be allowed to be this cute!
They're basically just asking for me to pin them down, kiss them, and then stick my penis into their soft pink buttholes!
>>184288291
I had some on my comp, but it's broken so I cant
>>184288359
you took that further than I was expecting anon
>>184288359
What do you care about when you go out to battle /ink/ ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13572827
>run over someone with the octobrush by accident and kill them
GET OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY
>>184288359
>>184287712
>>184288609
I want the sweater to be a turtleneck with ninja squid, and my beret has ink resist, which I need, and I need shoes with swim speed up to balance
>>184288359
Settle down
>>184288609
>those 2 woomies will never ride past you and hit you with a baseball bat
End my life now my dudes
Who wants a shittly drawn inkling?
>>184288004
I wrote a bit up there
>>184287003
*even thank you for it
Should I continue?
>>184288359
calm down homo
>>184288609
>not being the freshest you can be but caring about ablities so you can be good at battles
Losing aint fresh.
>>184287712
>>184287712
What jacket is that?
Does anyone here miss the Jungle Fedora?
>>184288359
Calm down anon. Squid boys are for gentle caring and love making, not raping. You can leave that for the woomies.
>>184288886
smd squidbois cant compete with the BOT
Reminder that octopi have bundles of neurons in their tentacles that act as secondary brains which can act on their own
>>184288359
>>184289063
I prefer being as good as I can be, and then trying to make a fresh kit around that.
But I am a tryhard
>>184288963
me
>>184288359
i should draw shota lewds some time..
>>184288359
>>184289118
You people weren't hit the right amount of times as children
>>184289063
I just dress for freshness until I get some snails. Then I'll start worrying about abilities I add on to my already fresh set
>>184289302
reminder that octopi are also the undisputed masters of camouflage
>>184288004
There's more than you think, but less than you'd hope. An anon said they were working on something a few threads back at least.
Crush the woomy
>>184288359
things went from zero to real fucking gay pretty quick
>>184289114
only as a shitter detector, and for the "ugliest squid" contests back in the old ink days
>>184289579
Woops, didn't mean to namefag
>>184288609
>shirt that I like has good stats
>>184289690
sexually?
>>184289814
No. Violently.
>>184288004
You could always try your luck in the drawthreads.
>>184289620
unbelievable
>>184289719
You did it again
holy squit, every single ranked S and A lobby is 90% ketchup, goblin jizz is going to get annihilated in NA
If Woomies are Women, does that mean that Mies are Men?
>>184290269
Remember it's not exclusively a popularity contest!
>>184288359
>>184290547
true, it involves wins
and if the top of ranked is all ketchup, guess who will be carrying wins
>>184290435
Spaghettis are boys
>>184287712
>>184290435
No, men are spaghetties
>>184290613
You are mistaken if you think s+ means what it did in splat1. I'm still getting aeromemers at this rank.
>>184290613
Aerofags
fucking spags need to be bullied
Ugh someone told me mobile networks worked for this game but they don't. At least for my mobile network anyway.
How do they expect you to play this on the go? Unfortunately for me it's my only way of cinnecting to the Internet so I guess I'm fucked unless I find some sort of workaround
(This thread didn't show up when I searched for it initially).
>>184288004
>Doesn't use pixiv the post
I legit feel bad for you
Tips for maining Splattershot Jr? What sort of setup do I want?
I've pretty much given up on every other weapon.
I had to fucking give up for the night, 80% of the time I've been getting fucked over on ranked by being in a team that doesn't know how these battles work. I can't carry the rainmaker by myself every match.
>>184289690
>>184290585
God I wanna violate his asshole so badly
>>184291185
Oh shit I never thought about playing this on the go with mobile network. I'm gonna try it out.
What would Marina's tentacles feel like against my smooth, bare skin?
>>184287712
>>184291258
rodo rora!
>>184291651
>>184291214
Special charge or saver (may be unnecessary)
Run speed
Swim speed
>mfw I wanna fug my own squid
Help.
I'm new to Splatoon, what are good weapons I can use to run up to someone really fast and punch them in the face with ink to death? I was thinking the brushes or buckets but I don't really know.
>hides your super jump location from distant players
what the fuck did they mean by this?
It looks goofy with the logo just strapped onto the sight like that.
How do I overcome an weaponstintial crisis?
>>184291943
Octobrush would fit that role the best out of the current weapons available.
>>184292075
You don't need to stick to a certain weapon at all. Just use whatever you want to use at the moment.
>>184291943
Octobrush
>>184291927
>tfw I would have no reservations about becoming my own squid
>especially with some of these new outfits
>>184292075
I watch tournaments and see what the best players use so I don't have to look for validation from my own experience.
>>184286073
In the last thread you wanted a Salmon Run version of this, so I whipped one up with my laptop mouse. Hope you like it anon!
>>184290435
Revolution when?
>>184292323
fantastic, anon
>salmon run
>roller
>brush
Octarians seem to have at least an inkling of a civilization, while the Salmonids are basically uncivilized savages using crude technology or scrapped junk as their weapons.
So why is it that Salmonids are much stronger and much better soldiers than the Octarians?
>>184291185
Can anyone help?
I'd really rather not have to return the game.
>>184291927
My squid went on a date with my amiibo
>>184292481
Thank you, I'm only just now realising I should've made them wear the uniforms in the second panel. Let me fix that.
>>184292505
Salmons are American.
>>184290962
>>184291974
They mean it's shit. I might still use it for splashdown faggotry anyway.
ok so the inkjet is just fucking broken
not even crutch meme, just fucking broken
>n o one notices beacons anymore...much less than they already did
Is object shredder worth using? I saw pro trail boots with it on splatnet.
>>184292505
Octarians are more about brains then brawn. The have the ability to build advance machinery but know nothing about effective military tactics. Basically no matter how smart you are if you're just a weakling nerd a bully is still going to kick your ass.
My favorite Splatoon meme is having a Charger on the team that can't aim for shit.
>>184292803
Rapid Blaster and I laugh at inkjet.
>>184292505
because there's more of them
thats it
>>184292803
>you can be shot out of the air
>it's not instagib
>people can camp your return point since its marked
Kraken was much worse.
>>184292867
It's good for rainmaker and putting crutch Ink Armor spammers in their place.
>>184292867
Not at all. There is nothing you need to destroy super fast in S2.
>>184291927
nothing wrong with wanting to fuck cute underage boy squids
>>184291547
sandpaper
>>184292867
Fuck yes get those boots. You will fuck up rain makers and other shit.
>>184292867
it's one of the best abilities in the game
>put on only swim speed ticket
>immediately begin to lose games and disconnect
I miss having the map in my peripheral vision.
I had gotten really good at paying just enough attention to it to follow the flow of battle
>>184293210
>>184293164
>>184293036
How is it good? There is nothing that needs shredding.
>>184293331
If your enemy tried to use a splash wall, you can slash wall
>you will never grope and molest a shota squid after he shows you the new clothes he bought
What would an inkling's pussy be like?
>>184292628
looking forward to it my man
>>184293479
that's probably for the best, you wouldn't want to go to jail anon
>>184293495
Better question: would would a boy inklings boypussy be like?
>>184293608
Nice... enjoy your vacation anon
>>184293608
enjoy your vacation
>>184293495
Something like this I would assume
>>184292887
>literally one squid was enough to take out the Octarian army and their leaders
>twice
>>184292817
I had no idea how to select them at first, since I just tapped them before. It feels awkward having to motion over them.
I use them now though, I used to be a krak-on main after all
Do meals and drinks stack? I want to farm specific chunks but dont want to give up my money.
>>184292887
Surprising since their entire army is made of retards
>your shota squid pulls down his pants
>he has a tiny uncut penis
HNNGGGGGGGGG
>>184293807
Nope, wish they did
>>184289553
Done
>>184293759
>I used to be a krak-on main after all
>being a crutchfag
I bet you now main the Octobrush, faggot.
Why did the NA release of splatoon change the inkling brain from being "hedonistic" to "predatory"?
>>184293331
It breaks ink armor and baller faster. That alone makes it worth considering how prevalent they are.
Being able to break sprinkler with the tiniest dropoff shot is the icing on the cake considering how annoying they are to break in tough to reach spots too.
>>184293521
Sloppy fix, but here.
Anybody know what the silver-ish things on the side of their hats are called anyway? And what they're supposed to do?
What is crutch?
>>184293608
this is hot as fuck
>>184293960
Special tickets. Or pillows. I just want the hat irl
>>184293495
Very slimy and full of ink but still very tight
>>184293945
They really effect ink armor? Are you sure?
>play with someone named L U N A
>they dont use the luna
this is why i have trust issues
>>184293495
Bad Dragon releases a squid pussy when
>>184293960
good shit anon
>>184293495
>hasn't tried fucking a squid before
>>184294153
>play with Lunari
>she doesn't use the Luna
>>184293980
A crutch is a mobility aid that transfers weight from the legs to the upper body. It is often used for people who cannot use their legs to support their weight, for reasons ranging from short-term injuries to lifelong disabilities.
>>184293897
It's weird I never played the first game and mained octobrush in this game for 12 levels. I tried going back to It and I literally cant use it
>>184293941
Why did NOA change Marina from a super shy and nervous person to a Calie clone?
>>184294053
Tickets? I figured they had some utilitarian purpose, but for what I don't know. They almost look like Caprisun pouches.
>>184293716
I fucking died I need more shit like this
GUYS
I still can't pick a side
http://www.strawpoll.me/13567553
>>184293495
there would be a beak there so probably very unpleasant
>>184293581
calling a guy's, "area" a pussy is always a turnoff for me
>>184294298
You get 2 specials for all 3 rounds. They disappear after you use them
>>184294175
Literally never. I cri
>>184294109
https://twitter.com/g1nan_/status/888425710229929985
>>184293608
>>184294220I haven't unlocked it yet.
>>184294395
>neck and neck
really? i though ketchup was over represented here
>>184294509
Oh shit, you're right. I feel stupid for not putting that together. Are they supposed to be based on anything though? Maybe an MRE type thing?
>>184294575
What fitting hair
>>184293897
Please, I may be scum but I'm not clinically braindead. I main the splattershot now
>>184294464
>yfw you can't play with motion controls on like the jelly on the left is
>>184294409
The beak is the mouth of a squid, not the vagina
>>184293495
Sloshy with ink at all times and getting enemy ink in there really hurts
>>184294601
>implying
mayo has no chance against ketchup AND marinafags, thats like 99% of america
Why does everyone hate Kraken?
How many points do you get for a kill in turf?
>>184294661
They look like MRE's to me as well. I guess special ink packets or something for the squids?
>>184294734
Is the Splattershot an honest weapon?
>>184292516
Anyone?
>>184295009
stock yes
tentatek never was, never will
>>184293847
What about the armpits?
>>184293673
>comes back to save the pic
>deleted
NOOO
oh well
>>184294965
>grizz is such a great employer he packs lunch to his subordinates
>>184295125
YOU STOLE MY SHOTAS HAIR AND SHIRT YOU FUCK. I HAD IT FIRST
>>184295136
It'll probably turn up somewhere soon enough
What if there were an ability (main only and locked to a type of clothing) that gave you a single, expendable charge of special to use at any point? Pressing R when your meter wasn't filled would automatically fill it, but only once per game.
Would that have been broken in PvP?
>>184295160
>stinggay for shits and giggles
>>184285392
>>184285434
What the fuck is going on here?
Please state your sexual orientation (straight, gay, bi) and whether you would fuck a woomy, a spaghetti, or both.
What's the best way to use a stingray? Am I suppose to go to splats?
>>184295356
Wow, underage porn on a blue board and unspoilered. Wow!
>>184295364
i think its pretty self explanatory who would want to fuck who
>>184295356
I wanna be that squid.
>>184295228
Some one on /v/ drew him on launch day so you're wrong ;)
>>184295265
Yes, it would become the meta to pop your free special at the beginning of the match wherever the most people are fighting so it would be practically required to wear it just to be on a level playing field
>>184295453
bi
id fuck a woomy but i wanna be fucked by a spaghetti
>>184295356
>>184295009
It's a well-rounded weapon.
>>184295160
But does it look nice when it's out on a tray?
/r/ing a picture of woomy opening a 50 year old special packet
>>184295364
Bi, both
fuck I'm boring
Why is this pout so cute?
So is Mr. Grizz like a grizzly bear who communicates through a radio so he doesn't scare everyone? If so, how did he survive the apocalypse? Is he of a different species entirely?
I am going to marry a squid boy.
>>184295364
Straight but I'd rather fuck a NGYES and tease him about it.
>>184295834
I think it's fair to assume any surviving land animals learned to evolve just like the ocean life.
>>184295834
no, he's a sentient talking radio
>>184295356
How long until we're officially /trash/?
>>184295832
qt3.14
>>184295885
>straight
>would rather fuck a boy
Just how stupid are you people exactly?
>>184295834
>>184296175
Shota and traps aren't gay. They are so feminine it's not even funny.
>>184295834
He lives on Denali probably and explores what's left of North America, while sploon is in jap land. He visits only for business with the very few who know about him, and plays his game from the shadows. He eats salmon all day, but as an astrologer he sees the apocalypse coming and has squids murder them at the source
Seeing how I can't get out of Rank c due to chucklefuck teammates what the quickest way to level up just Turf?
>>184296274
>being gay isn't gay honest XD
(You)
>>184296418
Pull out the Aerospray and you get 1k points minimum every match.
>>184296515
> XD
holy shit underage
>>184296539
you only need 500 points to get the maximum amount of exp.
Plently of other weapons that can easily achieve that while still being better then the aerospray.
>>184295878
>>184295834
>>184295979
I can't remember if it was actually in the first game or I'm imagining things, but I remember thinking there was no way every single mammal went extinct. I think Inklings are just dumb as fuck and assume they are because they don't see them due to never leaving their bubble and being more concerned with fashion.
I mean the tech existed to grow a fully functional creature in a vat, so maybe there was some sort of contingency put in place for other species. It would be weird if only one scientist used that tech, and for just a cat.
Evolution obviously doesn't work the same way in Splatoon since Inklings evolved so fast along with countless other forms of sea life, so it wouldn't surprise me if there were little pockets of mammals barely eking out an existence on some patch of land that was formerly a really high mountain. Maybe some place like Yellowstone or the like, where bears used to thrive.
>>184295834
>yfw Mr. Grizz is actually intentionally antagonizing the salmonids
>yfw he wants to fulfill the prophecy to wipe out current society and then reclaim the land for mammals
>>184296539
Yeah but turf gets boring fast alone.
>turf war
>2 chargers on your team
>one of them is named dad
how long do I have to wait until these retards fade out and I can enjoy the game
>>184296680
Holy fuck guys look so fucking gay in that shirt, and that's coming from a faggot in real life. That's like ultra fag.
>>184296813
>he wasn't around for the Dads in Splatoon 1
Switchfag detected.
>>184296797
You gonna refine these or post 'em on Twitter after? That's real cute.
>>184296813
there will always be some using turf war to try to git gud with chargers
but honestly it feels like unless you're good from the start it's not even worth trying because you'll never git gud with them
>>184296925
Someone post that Dad webm
>>184295364
Straightpls no h8and I wanna a cute jelly, but a Woomy is nice too, Splatoon has lots of appealing girls like Annie, X, and Pearl as well.
Seriously tho, just lemme hug a jelly
Is Mr.Grizz suppose to be Donald Trump?
>>184297156
Do you think youre funny or something?
no
>>>/reddit/
>>184296992
C rank and turf is the place to get good with them but because you spend less time in each rank and there's a lot of good players blazing through the ranks it's easier to get carried and get chargers who never learned in higher ranks shitting up the palce
>>184296797
Do mine
>>184296680
Wearing that shirt
>>184297156
He's a bear. probably some fishy gopnik loaded with cash
Guys I kinda hate Splatoon 2's maps
Bring back Triggerfish and the skatepark
>>184297204
He's American, rich, treats employees like shit and hates Salmon (immigrants)
>>184297156
Trump would have built several more platforms filled with hotels that release poison gas when full, killing all the salmon.
>>184297128
>X
Who?
>>184297371
Sorry, not everybody's a commie like you.
>>184297371
>treats his employees like shit
t. Communist
>>184297371
Lol Drumpf reference xdddd.
>high tide people lead steel eels back to everyone
>>184297371
How does he treat you like shit? You get hazard pay, you get good bonuses for good work, official uniform, transport, guns, specials, and gives help if you fuck up and wipe. He's greedy yes, since the eggs are worth way more than you are getting paid, but he's more akin to a mine owner than Trump in that sense.
I bet you think that socialism is a good idea
>>184297371
he's not american
>>184297895
Grizzly bears are american
hey fellow anons, I know the game is still fresh but has anyone beaten story mode with all the weapons?
Does anyone know if it unlock anything besides the hero replicas?
>>184297895
Grizzly bears are North America
>>184297156
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mr-grizz-raising-money-for-children-and-infants#/
>>184292323
Saved
>>184298000
Nope just the weapons. I haven't done it but saw someone else in the thread do it and you get nothing extra.
How are people copying images from the internet to Splatoon for their tags? They are clearly traced.
I ask because I want to do this.
>>184297781
Not to mention this work is completely voluntary and squids seem like they're functionally immortal. They care more about getting a neat shirt and some food truck tickets, plus the chance to do something else besides the couple of games they play with each other. It'd be one thing if they were forced to do it but they literally elect to do it and continue doing it.
It's a stinky job but Inklings as a whole live in the lap of luxury so occasionally doing something grimy like that is their equivalent to rich kids going to Africa to build a hut or whatever. They just want to be able to say they did it and walk away with a shirt.
I'm trying to get better with the octobrush. Are there any good brush players who can provide some tips? I never really know when you jump, or when to hold the trigger and just drag the brush. Are there any recommended abilities?
>>184297781
You get pay cuts and demotions when someone decides to leave work early and you're stuck with more work than you should be saddled with.
>>184298230
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/pad9b7/this-hack-draws-memes-for-you-in-splatoon-2
>most names in-game are funny or clever or fake
>be the minority that use your real first name
Who else here real name masterrace?
>>184298253
Squids are all natural born ancaps
>>184296920
same thoughts here, it's cute, but too femme
>>184287712
is my woomy boy cute?
>>184298484
>Not using your waifu's name to honour them in victory
>>184298484
Run into alot of fellow JustinsStill play as a woomy though
>>184298402
You get pay cuts if you don't do the work correctly. Pay cuts from a guy leaving is because your cohesion is lost, not directly because someone left. It's more a result of the complications and failure caused by a disconnect than the disconnect itself
Learn 2 logic
>>184296938
probably not ,theyre just phone doodles.unless you want me to
>>184298575
It's cute on woomys but on the males it looks just super stereotype faggot gay.
>>184298484
I've had at least 4 different people ask me if the squid in this gif was me, despite it being from some pre-release video or something.
It's always funny when there's an Amanda on the other team. I actually feel bad splatting them.
>>184297751
Pretty much everyone involved with video games is stupid enough to be a leftist. I guess it's the fantasy aspect.
>>184298784
Naw, you don't gotta if you don't want to, was mostly just asking just in case it happens and I somehow miss it!
>>184298484
It actually didn't cross my mind that I could make a cosplay account to RP as a squidified OC but then it'd look weird playing with my friends...
>it's a "teammate spends entire game inking every little inch of the spawn, never moves up to contest anything and ignores the enemy" episode
Am I allowed to report these guys?
>>184298870
I miss this win animation. So much better than the current floor-defying one.
Grizzly Bears can be very violent as well
>>184298870
Why can't my Inkling hug her Splatling anymore?
Whyyyyyy
>>184299237
She does it all night long. What, do you want her arms to get stuck like that for the rest of her life?
why does pearl and marina's dialogue read like it was written by 2 separate groups of people
>>184299216
>>184299237
Yeah, I miss some of the old animations but seeing an inkling flip the fuck out when you win with dualies is the funniest thing to me.
>>184298597
>>184287712
Get on my level scrub
your spaghetti's more badass than cute tho
>>184299318
Splatling best husubando
>>184298653
nice mental gymnastics. anyway youre fucking wrong
>>184299373
>she only spins em when she loses
I mean it's cute but I wanna revovler ocelot this shit up man
Is Quick Super Jump worth using?
>>184298597
I'd bully your squid, and not in the sexual way either.
I'd take his lunch money, shove him upside down in a trash can, tie his shoes together and spit on him.
>>184299376
cute
So at what point does the "must use" gimmick control become necessary for ranked play? I just started ranked yesterday and I'm now B+ in every game mode and still using analog controls with -1.5 sensitivity.
>>184299397
It's not gymnastics if you aren't doing any flips. It's literally walking from point a to b in terms of logic.
>>184299573
HURR LE MUST USE MEME XDDD
its preference you faggot. Analog is objectively more effort but you can do just as well as gyro with enough practice
>>184298484
a problem ; whenever i see someone with a real first name i immediately assume its a young kid
>>184298484
Using anything but my first name is incredibly embarrassing when playing with IRL friends
How fresh is my woomy?
>>184299318
At least she'll be the happiest squid in the world with her Splatling, far better than just trying to be cool with it.
>>184299763
Pretty stale, squidster
>>184299804
They can get married and no one will bat an eye
>>184299492
my boy is not for bully
>>184299573
>>184299654
That is obviously untrue unless you use a weapon that doesn't require a lot of aiming.
Sure you can get good at retarded console shooter aiming, but someone with the same effort and skill is going to fucking destroy you.
You know there are five more ranks between you and the top, right?
>>184299376
Old uniform is bland and uninteresting compared to the new one
>>184299763
>using the same gear everyone uses
The sunglasses and the white variant make it a 6/10 though
>>184299895
I like em both. The old one looks more formal
>>184299865
edgelord squids are DEFINITELY for bully.
nothing is more refreshing than bullying someone who has a tough aura.
>>184299870
I just use the Dualies. Sure, there's still more ranks I need to climb but it hasn't been that much of a struggle so far. Consistently finishing in either first or second for amount of kills each game.
>but someone with the same effort and skill is going to fucking destroy you.
I keep seeing Splatoon "purists" say that but I'm not buying it yet. I have a feeling optimizing my gear will be much more important, and I have no idea how that'll work as I never played Splatoon 1.
>>184289302
That's why Octarians use those big tentacles to power the octoweapons.
>can't get out of c rank
I'm really trying squids but I just can't seem to make it out of this awful shitter rank ;_;
>on a team with another Slosher
>we get crushed he gets 0 splats and 0 specials
>leave lobby
>join another game
>the enemy team is now double bucket
>my former team mate is on the other side
>we get crushed
>he get's 7 splats and activates his special multiple times>we had a charger on our team the second time
>my controller also kept flashing low battery signals
Today is of to a bad start Splatoon wise
>>184300301
Gear adds a relevant but nearly negligent effect.
You are going to get blown the fuck up before the top and won't have developed the skills you need to go further. Get out of shitter ranks before you talk shit lol
>>184300530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWp6kkz-pnQ
fun times with yebby and manmenmi
>>184300992
I've tried using weapons I'm good with like the .52, tried using crutches like the areomeme, tried using "meta" shit like the octobrush, I just don't know what to do. It's like every time I'm about to rank up I get a losing streak
I'm in B+ rank for all ranked game modes right now
At what rank do idiot teammates that jump to you when you're surrounded by the enemy in their territory disappear?
>>184301187
>>184301187
>>184301367
at what levels do you get amiibo gear?
>>184301261
Those are all shitter weapons anon. All it means is that you aren't destined to be a shitter.
>>184293495
Very tight but produces ink. Squirts ink upon orgasm and inking inside severely hurts them due to always being registered as an enemy to their body
>>184300987
Can I see your stats?
>>184295034
Have you used a hotspot? I've done it with my iphone.
>>184301337
Never
The only team mates who don't jump to you to their deaths are those you expressly tell not to via voice chat
>>184301337
Never.
>>184301407
I got it at level 10, they give you the headgear when you first register them (I registered them when I was level 1)
Do Woomies cry?
>make it to A-
>no more idiot team mates, games are now very intense and decided by calculated plays
it's finally happening
>>184301467
>yurishit
>>184301261
What usually happens in your games? Do you die a lot? How do you usually get killed?
>>184301467
Hot
>>184301792
>The man who had no taste
>>184301791
Mode
They still seem to be idiots in Zones and Rainmaker where A+ and S respectively
>>184301470
Honestly I'm still A in this one but unless they added auto-aim since Splat 1 nothing will have changed. Dynamo rollers and brushes could get away without it and pretty much no one else.
Tower control > Rainmaker > turf war > splatzones
>get around 15-20 kills with Splattershot in TC
>Get 6-8 kills in any other mode with same rank
It kinda makes me think...
>Trying rollers, inkbrush, slosher, splattling
>Win and lose, mostly lose
>Go back to Nzap
>Win handily
When will you accept your basic bitch life?
There is literally nothing wrong with rank and file.
>>184301854
It just feels like everyone else is able to splat me faster than I can splat them, even with high fire rate weapons
>>184302178
>Tower control >
>>184301886
I've seen this reaction image multiple times, but only just now do I realize that's Moe.
>>184302178
Splatzones> Turf war > Rainmaker > Tower control
splattershot pro is amazing
you can shoot fuckers from far away and still manage to win up close fights
does this thing even have any weaknesses outside of squelchers/good chargers/other pros?
>>184302495
>being a shitter in Tower Control
I bet you like the Rainmaker crutch mode too, faggot.
>>184302178
Zones is my favorite but I feel like Rainmaker is probably the most intricate mode
Maybe because Tower is just small mobile Zone which is small Turf
>>184302602
I take no post from a TC lover seriously.
>>184302582
Annihilates your ink reserves, and is terrible at turfing.
>>184302582
Fire rate is on the slow side, and it's an ink hog. Also, Point Sensor is a shit sub weapon.
>>184302416
Latency and inaccuracy on your part. It often seems like I hit people but they didn't die and the simplest solution is I didn't hit them
>>184302639
>Maybe because Tower is just small mobile Zone
>implying you stand in the middle of the Splat Zones like a complete retard
Shitter detected, probably sub-A rank in Splat Zones.
Fags aren't welcome here.
>>184302760
then why did you post?
>>184302668
>I take no post from a TC lover seriously.
Not that guy, but I'm doing alright with a Splattershot in TC. There isn't even that many Blasters that /ink/ keeps on memeing about in this mode here.
Alright, how do I use the laser?
I haven't even touched rank yet.
So do I just charge it, go high and shoot into their base making zigzags for points we would otherwise never get?
I have no idea how it aims, there's no reticle.
I don't hate it. It feels fun when I think I'm fucking up their base with our ink.
>>184302729
>projecting this hard
how many times have "muh randoms" reset your C+ just as you were about hit hit B- anon?
>>184302602
>crutch mode
What the fuck is a crutch mode?
>>184302948
It doesn't paint shit though, it's more used to fuck up people or make them run
>Haven't played any ranked at all because I'm afraid I'll let my teammates down while I figure out these new modes
>>184301534
That's exactly what I'm doing, but it won't let me connect I keep getting the NAT traversal error, which isn't something I can fix with a mobile connection
I can play server-based games like Overwatch just fine but p2p just doesn't work
>>184303164
>Try Salmon Run
>Now I'm just waiting for Salmon Run
God damn it.
>>184303164
You can't let down idiots who are too busy letting you down anon.
The people that live in C rank are bottom of the barrel retards.
>>184303317
Do you think there are people who just can't climb out? Are there really shitters that bad or is it a constant influx of new kids?
>>184303000
Mode/weapon he's bad at or gets killed by = crutch
>>184301792
>tfw can't post two friends hugging without being accused of yuri
Nigga I want to dick an inkling girl
>>184303394
>relying on the rainmaker crutch
>Mainstage
>Last minute in Turf War
>We're pushed back beyond the middle, but not spawncamped
>Splattershot keeps me backed up as Blaster, he has range advantage
>Thinks "Fuck it, either I win or I die"
>Throw Toxic Mist at ramp heading to center
>Splattershot backs up
>Get the fuck in
>Two-shot him
>Roller from each side charges me
>What's this X-Slash bullshit
>Get them both in the same two shots
>Self-booyah but that's not even it
>One-shot the last whoever the fuck it was, enough time for Splattershot to get back in
>Kill him again, grabbing center
>Literally pulling off DIE DIE DIE at center and somehow not getting killed
>Teammates push around the side as I'm doing crazy shit
>Game ends, "That was fun as fuck, but I bet we still lost"
>We didn't lose
>Six kills in the last minute, top kills
>Booyah
I knew I trusted this stupid fuckin rocket launcher for a reason in the first game. Thanks for not letting me down today, Blaster.
>>184303404
I'm going to say the latter. I doubt anyone is bad enough to stay in C rank. The real shitters tend to settle in B rank when ranks settle down
>>184303504
But the artist of that specific image draws nothing but yurisquids.
>>184294395
I intentionally left Duplication Checking off to see if some autist would tip the scale to their favor. but things are pretty balanced and it's not helping me choose. Let me try this again.
I just really can't pick a side cause I like mayonnaise with my fries and A LOT of mayo when I make sandwiches yet I also use Ketchup with almost anything. And I won't factor in Pearl and Marina in my decision making.
So help me out /ink/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13573568
>>184303394
>sloshitter
Please never play this game again
>>184303723
>mfw I picked the losing option specifically to make it 50/50
Feels like 2015 /ink/ again.
>>184303535
>X-Slash
My nigga. Best RPG.
>>184301467
I think I want to rape an inkling now
>kill three with one rainmaker shot
>blow past the last guy and dunk it
I'll get out of these shitty ranks someday
Who/black/here?
This is Sally, your new idol for Splatoon 3
>>184304074
Here's Becky, your second new idol for Splatoon 3.
>>184304074
is there a weapon that doesn't make you autistic squidfuckers mad
>>184304058
>blacks
>>184304074
Catch and release.
>>184304206
Stock splattershot
>>184303509
I rarely ever pick up the fish. Think I've only done it 5 times and only done anything good with it once and it wasn't even a dunk.
I just turf, splat and share my special plus it shows up a lot when I have time to play so it's my most played mode
>>184303873
I literally can't sense any difference between Sloshers now and Sloshers in Splatoon other than kits and stage design.
>>184304074
More like SallySlamon you into the garbage
I do not know what weapons Splatoon 3 will be fought with, but Splatoon 4 will be fought with rocks and seaweed.
>Literally just change my fucking Nintendo password
>CAN"T LOG IN
FUCK YOU I WANT TO POST TO ?INK? HOW FUCKING BAD I AM I WANT TO SEE MY 10 and 40 FUUUUUUCK YOU!
Jesus Christ!
>>184304230bend over and take this ink, white boi
>>184304206
Splattershot Pro, it's so laughably bad right now it's not even worth being mad about.
>>184304058
the blackest
>>184304074
Which abilities are actually worth using?
>>184303613
Eromame just likes drawing squid gals bein pals.
>>184304256
That's the name of the new idols group, how did you know?
>>184304345
considering they seem to have added only 2 classes for Splatoon 2so farI'd say they should have no issue maintaining this levle of freshness
So what do you get exactly if your team wins the Splatfest? which is supposedly a better award.
>>184304496
dress how you like. You'll be better served learning to play with whatever you've got on rather than getting hooked on speed, large ink reserves or whatever ability you settle on
>>184304408
reeks of reddit
>>184304372
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
30 defeats and 20 wins!
FUCK ME!
>>184304659
Extra snails for adding sub slots to gear.
>>184304284
>mfw no one's mad at mycurrentmainuntil I get a Luna Blaster
>>184304535
I bet that feels good. I always wanted to touch their cups.
>>184304659
Super Sea snails. Each snail will get you a scrub, a slot or a reroll. If you win you get more sea snails at the highest rank you get somewhat less than 10 more than the highest rank on the losing team
>>184294395
>>184303723
You know what!
I'm going to play for the underdog
I'm picking Mayo
>>184303723
I don't really like either so I'm just choosing Mayo for the ink.
>>184304986
is it white of yellow?
>>184305026
yellow, of course. Ketchup is some strange shade of red definitely not blood vs semen as some people wanted
>>184305123
>I wanted blood vs semen
>>184304724
Luna isn't that infuriating anymore, lack of QR also puts an appropriate bounty on its head and people now actively hunt for them as a result- it's a relatively easy yet high-value target because of how much control it offers. Afterall, Luna being able to splat without aiming is a nice side-effect of its ridiculous terrain abuse capability, not its main quality- once it has an inscentive to survive, two-hit becomes too slow for direct engagements.
>>184305216
>tfw we will never have a proper shade of red because of blood
>tfw we will never have white ink because har har semen
>tfw we will never have black ink because it's totally racist some how
>tfw you will never paint it black for the rolling stones
>>184305647
There's no black ink because it would blend in with the terrain too much
>>184305508
So it'll finally become an honest, respectable weapon like the Splatlings or the Rapid Blaster?
>>184305216
Pearl is blood, Marina is semen
Which do you choose, /ink/?
>>184305123
>mayo
>yellow
I have not in my life seen mayo that wasn't white. They should have just made it mustard
>>184305707
>autobots vs. decepticons
>decepitcons had dark purple
>next to impossible to see on the night stages
>>184305764
they could have made it a similar off white as milk tea from the Japanese Splatfest
>>184305732
Marina is for my semen
>have fun with the Blaster
>somewhat shit at it
How do I get better at it bros?
>>184305894
Pearl looks so naughty there
How the hell are they gonna manage the colors when the next theme is both yellow for eggs
/ink/ will have a squad of edgy looking squids using only the FN-P90 on team ketchup for red ink, Right?
>>184305732
>>184305894
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!
>That disgusting mouthfeel... I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap!
>>184305994
Would you shred Pearl's squid
Or slap Marina's octo
>>184306076
Wasn't that just a shitpost or it Japan's fest
>>184305890
They could of but they won't because nintendo has autism thinking white in general would generate too much sexual discussion and pornThey would be right
>tfw you will never paint it black for the rolling stones
Truly suffering
>>184306161
Might just be a shitpost but it looks convincing enough. Them japs love their eggs Sunnyside and raw.
>>184306186
>too much
They gave us Callie and Marie
And now Marina
Just exactly how much is "too much"
>>184306151
Pearl is for hangouts and doing crazy stuff with. An actual girl friend.
Whilst Marina does some pretty cool things I wouldn't want to do them with her as friends because I'd want to fuck her. She's a girlfriend
>>184306149
I want to put my warm ink in her mouth and give her a good-tasting mouthfeel before I lick her grease trap
>>184306308
not to mention Callie and Marie's new outfits which are lewd in different ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7WMZTfnRc
>>184305946
KEEP THE RANGE. The point of the Blaster is that because of its horrid rate of fire, you have to be just close enough to hit them without them hitting you. Two connected splash hits is a kill, but it can get a one-hit kill if the projectile hits them directly. If you hit with it way too close, it'll only do about 30 damage, so that's why range is good. The general rule is to stay away if they're close, get mean and push forward if they're too far away, but everything just falls to judgment and gamesense.
Also, jump and shoot. You might notice that anytime you jump, your aim goes to shit. Things are a little better for the Blaster since you can somewhat rely on splash damage, but don't hope on getting direct hits like that. The jumping is more for evasion than anything else if you're going face-to-face against another squid.
The point is to abuse the splash. Getting squids around corners and those inflatable barriers is what you strive to do. You're one of a few weapons capable of getting indirect kills outside of specials. You also have Toxic Mist to lock down areas and the Splashdown to panic and either set them up for a kill or set yourself up for running away. It's a surprisingly good set once you get used to how slowly you shoot. It's pretty much a close-range rocket launcher, so use it like one.
Salmon Run when?
>>184305725
No, it's still as dirty as an Indian river, but now it's not an immortal suicide bomber, it's an amoral serial killer that just calls for some JUSTICE to be brought upon it.
>>184306469
So this is a Pearl solo as far I can hear.
The losing music sounds like a Marina solo but Im ay be mistaken about that
Wait, what the fuck? The dynamo is shit
Who else is /SSS/?
>>184306715
Weapon(s)
Woomy or Yebby
Do we know brand tendencies for this game yet?
>keep getting matched up with same assholes over and over and over and over again in ranked
>teams never change so always fucking lose
Fucking shit this is garbage let me play with chinks they at least SOMEWHAT know how to fucking play
>>184306820
that's what the wiki should be good for but last I checked it was hella disorganised for Splatoon 2
>>184306820
It's not too hard to find out.
Annie's shop reveals what tendencies a brand has if it's up for order.
>>184306891
tfw whn you realise you were carried by japanese players in Splatoon
I like how my switch randomly decides it wont connect to the internet anymore. Thank you, Switch, you piece of shit,
>>184306820
>>184306524
Thanks for the tips, anon. I've been having trouble with some of the shooters, but I just move in while they're distracted and go for the directs. Is there any way I can help with my tracking tho? Been having an awful time with the jumpy types.
>Entire team is dead
>Do everything in my power to stall the enemy team as long as possible and keep them from getting the rainmaker
>Finally die after what I felt like was a fair bit of resistance, managed to take out one other guy from the four
>Notice all three super jump indicators on the spot where I died
Why
WHY YOU FUCKING MORONS
YOU'RE B YOU SHOULDN'T STILL BE DOING THIS SHIT
>>184307036
Mine is wired and it's done this at least twice
>>184306749
Dualie Squelchers, normal Splattershot, Carbon Roller, and.52Gal.
And Woomy, obviously.
>>184307193
Any fixes?
>Team keeps trying to go the long way on humpback
>>184307246
I turned the game off. I think it's gets a little antsy if it's on standby for long periods of time
>>184305732
Pearl seems like she would control the ultra virgins and only let a few eat her out while she was bleeding.
SooooPearl
>>184307054
Danke
>>184307406
Squids don't have periods dingus
>almost out of B ranks in every mode
I can taste the S already. I skipped right to A in splat zones and rainmaker, and now I just have Tower Control, my favorite mode.
>>184307354
But it did this when I turned my switch on after a few hours of break time.
>main splatling
>kill 3/4 of the opposing team in rainmaker
>turn around and help pop the shield
>make a path for the carrier to go through
>get splatted
>look back
>None of my teammates bothered to pick it up
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbDpqJZj_OQ
>mfw during this song
>>184307406
>>184307498
Check your internet setting and if they're all good then you'll have to live with it or send it in to Nintendo
>>184307520
Are you in S+?
>>184307647
I'm in B
everyone is still shit, including me
Alright /ink/, what kind of man are you in ranked? Do you grab the Rainmaker? Do you sit on the tower? Do you hold the line at the Splat Zone? Or do you prefer harrasing the other team/aiding the cause?
>>184307642
FFff... Now it decides to connect. I think my Switch is just bipolar.
Can I see the remaining % battery of my joycons or other controllers on my Switch UI
>>184306615
>immortal suicide bomber
>immortal suicide
>>184307778
I tend to guard and make routes for the carrier in Rainmaker, I dry hump the pole on the Tower Control and I'm all about zoning in Splat Zones.
Why does Nintendo try to """"innovate"""?
Imagine if they just made a PS4 but with Nintendo IPs. That's all people want. Nintendo has the better games. Weeb games are great and all but Nintendo is dumb fun.
This game could haul ass. Extra modes, more squids, better fucking INTERNET YOU OLD JAPANESE FUCKS. I swear to god I bet one of them tried to design a printer that sells trading cards and toys as a videogame system. Get with the times you fucking assholes!
>>184307778
I paint every single inch of the turf with my aerospray to make sure my team have enough space for movement.
>>184307778
I always ride da tower. Rainmaker I'm more hesitent because it replaces my weapon with a literal crutch.
>>184307070
Thankfully, because of splash damage, you don't have to track as hard, even against jumpers. If anything, it's just keeping track of how fast your projectile goes and where they're going. Unlike the first game, Splatoon 2's testing ground actually has moving targets, so you can train yourself on that to get the hang of things. It would also be a good idea to mess with your sensitivity on both motion and stick to see what works well for you. I use -2 on motion and 0 on stick, but you might be comfortable with other settings.
Lastly, your role on Turf War is different than the usual Splattershots. Don't cover all of the ground you see. Your gameplan with that weapon is to shoot lines, get to the middle or a bit ahead of it, and bully other squids. Stop them from having fun. Because the Blaster is so awful for coverage, it's usually better to just go for kills instead to fuel your special. Efficient moving with the slow-shooting Blaster is generally shoot once, swim ahead, jump and shoot, and then repeat all the way until you see a squid. Pushing forward is jumping forward and shooting and retreating is just the opposite, good for when you gotta fight Aerosprayers and Rollers. Also, in some cases, don't chase them directly. Watch where they're headed, then catch them off-guard. You have the splash, after all, so you can cut them off in ways that other shooters can't.
Defending the middle while you let your team do the coverage is actually a pretty good idea. All you gotta do is take the enemy squid's lunch money and kick them back into spawn. Don't spawncamp, though. That would be getting too close and you might get fucked up like that.
>Furfag rises again
>>184308031
Reminder that the gamecube was a flop
>bringing a charger to rainmaker
>>184308031
(You) seem to be lost
>>>/v/
>>184308031
Because it can't compete with the others that dominate the market so they make their own niche that includes handheld.
>>184304058
They called my squid ugly
>>184308108
But.
99 dollars bought you a gamecube, a controller, and fucking Melee. It had a lot of great shit. The PS2 is a god damn big dog, but the gamecube was more powerful and had better not RPG games... even RPGs in some cases.
Does the order of me compared to my teammates on a ranked match win screen matter? Is it random or indicative of my contribution?
>>184308101
this is why I joined team mayo
>>184308096
Thanks again for the helpful tips. What should I do against close-ranged enemies such as a Roller or a Octobrush? Well, mainly an Octobrush. They always seem to corner me and fuck me up. I try to distance myself but I get overwhelmed.
>>184307778
I'm splatling so I'm usually in a defensive position. I'm either trying to pick off dudes from a distance, make sure my team has ink to swim back in, or just laying down an absurd amount of fire onto the objective
Or winding up and stepping around a corner to wipe a team.
>>184308031
That's not very fresh of you.
I want gyro for aiming and touchscreen for drawing, go fuck yerself m8. And the portability has been awesome.
I have a PS4 to be a PS4.
>>184308283
The gamecube was $250 at launch, and came with one controller.
>>184308120
I don't play one but it lays out good turf and can stop an advance in it's tracks, or kill someone going for the RM well outside the shield burst
>Salmon Run ends on August 4 at 2PM EST
>Does not become active again until August 7 at 2AM EST
They're seriously even disabling Salmon Run during the Splatfest?
>>184307778
I like staying back and playing aggressively
>>184308546
>They're seriously even disabling Salmon Run during the Splatfest?
You got a war to fight, son. There's no hiding from it.
>>184308283
The $99 Gamecube was bundled with Melee? I thought that desperate discount was standalone at the time.
Please, if you're the only roller or aerospray on your team in turf war, please paint the base.
And if you get 500 points with the aerospray then actually swallow your game cartridge.
I don't know how you got 230 points with the roller, whoever you are, I know you don't visit here, but fuck you.
>>184304058
Yo
>>184307778
I sneak around and make a path to the goal for the rainmaker and eliminate anyone along the way. If the guy is too dumb to respond to "over here"s I try and rush the rainmaker myself.
>>184307778
>Rainmaker
I don't pick it up unless my team mates utterly ignore it then I just kamikaze it any distance I can get
>Tower Control
I ride it constantly but I'm not the designated rider in my matches. I'll start it and finish it
>Splat Zones
Play objective hard
>>184307778
Personally I like to clear them off the objective and then cut off their paths to coming back, abushing them as they leave spawn
>>184308625
DingDong says it all the time in his Streams whenever the Gamecube comes up.
I uhh, I never followed up. But before getting too off topic, I think everyone should look back and reflect on the Gamecube. It had some seriously good shit, Melee being the obvious standout since it's still played today.
>>184308353
From what I've gone up against in Turf Wars, what's usually the best plan is to let them come to you. Considering they're really good at covering ground and moving at the same time, trying to chase them down won't help you so much. Octobrushes are actually a bit easier to kite than Rollers, since the Roller has their long-distance fling when jumping.
If it's one-on-one on flat ground, hold your position until they get in Blaster range, then just keep on the cycle of swimming back, jump and shoot, and repeat until they either run away or die. If he doesn't bail on the first hit, they're dead set on killing you. If he does bail, then consider it a victory because you're not really gonna get him without throwing the Toxic Mist and losing most of your ammo. If you MUST chase them, then be cautious since they could turn around at any time and smack you. And finally, if they get too close through any means, you better hope you have the Splashdown because more likely than not, ur fukd.
>always lose. Blame motion controls
>lose more blame stick
>lose more. Hate
>give up on my heavy splatling and go aeospray mg
>win.
Ohhhh
Can someone explain how to dualie dodge correctly? Whenever I do it, it completely throws off my aim because I can't recalibrate fast enough
>Use my special 7 times in a match
>Teammate used 0
How
>>184309048
git gud at readjusting your aim
New thread when
>>184309137
After lewd woomy posting
>>184309137
>200+ posts away from bump limit
>>184309207
>>184309048
While shooting, press the jump button while holding a direction to dodge. You can dodge twice at one time and I believe it requires a small amount of ink. This means you CAN NOT JUMP while shooting. If you want to do that, you must jump first and then shoot. If you want to recalibrate quickly, the best idea is to just use motion controls while you're stuck in place and hope, since you'll need that precision to get the kills.
STOP BRING CHARGERS TO RAINMAKER, ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN'T AIM
FUCK
>>184309250
I love that image way too much
I really, really, really want to eat squid pussyespecially if it's Marie's
Do you get weapons from amiibo or are the boots and song the last thing you get?
also rate my woomy
>>184309294
Id the Charger was a E-litre I may have been on the same team as you
>>184305732
if It's my blood from Pearl beating me up for sure her otherwise not her
>>184309392
just boots and song
and your woomy is trash
>>184309419
Nah, it was just a regular charger
not an E-liter, not a splatterscope
just a regular old basic charger
>>184309439
thanks
>>184309207
>>184309287
I just can't get the hang of the motion controls. What sensitivity are people using?
>>184309207
>>184309632
5. Stick -3
>splatnet immediately puts your phone into open mic mode as you open the app
>changing the volume only changes call volume as long as the app is active
>muffled songs if any player is active while splatnet is on
Gee nintendo, for a company so competent at making games, you're dogshit at making simple apps.
>>184309632
5, 5.
You get used to it.
>>184309691
Refer to what I said about old Japanese businessmen.
They think it's 1982.
Fucking assholes are holding back videogames.
>>184309687
Why is the stick sensitivity so low?
reminder to wear your splatfest tshirts for 2k gold scrubs
>>184309632
-1, 0. I like the stability (especially with chargers), and I don't really have any issues reaching my targets.
>>184309632-1
I use long range weapons, so my sensitivity is low as fuck
>>184309912
I did it for my heavy splatlng
>>184309632
3,0 using split joycons
>When you get 17 kills but lose anyways because apparently your entire team stops to cry every time you die
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY NOT MOVE THE FUCKING RM ANYWHERE WHEN I JUST MURDERED 3/4 OF THE FUCKING TEAM FOR YOU
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
I JUST NEEDED YOU TO KILL ONE MOTHERFUCKER AND MOVE ON, WHY IS THAT SO HARD
B rank is fucking crazy
>Rollers hiding behind corners in the tiniest puddles ready to sneak splat you
>Chargers sniping from ziplines
>People jumping across walls and shit with the rainmaker
>Rainmaker matches ending in 10 seconds
>The enemy attacking you from behind becomes the norm
>Dualies dodge rolling so fast you can't even tell what's happening
>Suicide jihad distractions
>>184310180
I really need to try ranked so I know what people are getting upset about.
I don't know why someone wouldn't grab the (hey, this is why you're playing this mode, asshole) to win
Is pathing a meme or is it an actual good idea in Rank? I've recently got into B- in every mode and sometimes it worked insanely well and sometimes the idea just completely flops.
>>184310475
You're going to have to elaborate on what you mean by pathing
>>184310249
Wow you suck lol. If you can't meet pic related you should sell your game.
>>184309250
>>184309532
I wonder if they would like white ink
>>184310283
You know when two people are walking into each other, so they each move out of the way, but they move in the same direction? And then they move in the other direction?
I imagine it's the same kind of thing
>>184310535
Making paths on the map early game for the team to use to move around faster. Sometimes it really doesn't seem to help and I don't know if it's because of shitters or the idea is just bad. I try to make basic paths to not take too long not helping my team on the frontline.
It's like I'm back in the early days of Splatoon
>trying to get kills with the Rain Maker
>never riding the tower
>defending from inide the zone
>not flanking
>not watching out for flanks
>ignoring the calls
>moving as a unit
>super jumping no matter what the the situation
>chargers who wave their lasers around but hit absolutely no one
>people bringing weapons they have no idea how to use into ranked
>>184310713
More important than making multiple paths is providing wide coverage near the objective. Narrow paths work to get you from point a to point b, but they can easily get cut off, leaving your teammates with no room to maneuver. Wider coverage in a more important area lets your short-range teammates outplay your enemies.
>>184310792
I'd rather teammates that never, ever flank than ones who flank idiotically. Flanking serves no purpose if it's just overextending and dying.
>get some furshit in my lobby with a twitter handle
>decide to search it
>one of the first page results is a FA account for the same person
what the fuck, I thought you were people were joking when you said furries were advertising their shit on S2, some kid is going to google someone's handle and end up becoming sexually stunted for life
>>184310975
don't need to flank excessively but when you have 2 squids lined up behind the squid painting the path you know you're in for a bad time
Guys,
Played the first splatoon. Don't own a switch, not sure I will get one.
How does Splatoon 2 compare to the original? Not really caring about the graphics, more interested in gameplay.
>>184311123
Forgot to ask, Splatoon 1 dead or still has a following keeping it going?
>>184311062
He *clap* was*clap* born *clap* that *clap* way *clap* you *clap *sexist *clap* pig.
>>184311123
New co-op game mode, new weapons, clothing, maps, hub, campaign etc. but so far no new ranked modes
>>184311173
It's still alive, but some are already moving over to Splatoon 2.
>>184308031
To be fair, gyro for aiming is fucking genious, and as far as I know none of the games on PS4 does this even though the DS4 has gyro too. It actually makes aiming tolerable for me on a pad. Hell, if I got some practice and got used to it, it might easily compete with KB / M.
>>184310713
Depends on the mode
In Rainmaker I feel like you need to get there ASAP and then branch out
In Splat zones who fuckin' cares lol, make the paths
>people are still playing on a older, shit console
holy shiiiiiiit lol
>>184310792
>>defending from inide the zone
God how I wish it would stop
>>184311429
That it is.
I guess all I want from the next console is real HD, and 1080 won't cut it anymore and REALLLLLLY focus on 60 FPS over graphics.
>>184311123
It's the same game with different content
Although I don't like the new maps or new specials as much
>>184310575
i'm actually kinda tired of the white ink joke
>E-liter 4K has Ink mines
>Ink mines now have no time limit and add a marker
Is this as broken as it seems like it is?
>>184311795
They can't KO anymore. They do pretty little damage on their own.
>>184288359
Why do retards always talk like:
I'm a retard and I talk like this! With an exclamation point at the end of every sentence!
How do I improve my charger aim?
GUYS I'm sick of being poor, please tell me where to find money coupons in story mode. I have berets to buy.
>a cute boy
>rich and cute
YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING SHIT
FUCK OFF
EVERY GAME I PLAY WITH YOU RETARDS I FUCKING LOSE
So. Now that I know the heavy splatling sucks. Do all cannons suck?
>>184311123
I'm just happy the bubbler, kraken, and inkzooka are all gone
>>184312175
Splatling's good m8, you just can't play it like other weapons. Any weapon that can single handedly cause a team wipe is not a bad weapon.
>>184312175
>the heavy splatling sucks
That's false. Its kit is strange, and sting ray might need a buff, but the gun itself is great. Not for everyone though.
>do all cannons suck?
What the fuck is a cannon
>>184312269
I don't mind the bubbler or the inkzooka but the Kraken can rot
>>184312319
Splatling's great, Stingray is fucking trash
Can't wait for another set
jesus fuck I dont remember leveling up to be this much of a grind on Wii U. Do you get more exp in ranked or does it only give you rank points?
>>184312479
are you using tickets?
>Salmon Run starts at 8pm
God damn it you fucks. The whole world has all of tomorrow off. I demand to play all day!
>>184312479
ranked gives you 2500p per knockout
>>184312064
Literally randomly generated
>>184312598
Well that's shit. I got like two from story mode, and probably 6 EXP tickets. I need MONEY god damn it.
>>184312479
Play through the story for exp. tickets
>>184312763
>salmon run
I guess you have to be patient anon
>Play Turf War to grind abilities
>Winning the entire game
>Last 30 seconds team decides to overextend then die
>Lose
Every single fucking time
>>184312526
I got one 2x exp ticket from Salmon Run
>>184312383
>I died to it regularly, so it's bad!
>>184312479
You get significantly more exp in ranked than in turf wars, and the amount you get even increases as you rank up
>>184312858
then just keep playing and have fun
I started winning consistently more but I'm getting a lot less splats than I used to. What does it mean?
>Inb4 you're getting carried
Stop Super Jumping
Does anyone still use the luna blaster? Are any players of powerful weapons in S1 that got nerfed still sticking to them in S2?
So this whole thing is underwater, right?
And the "water" is like Goo lagoon?
>>184312763
Play more story mate with different weapons
>>184313029
If your smart and aware of the enemies on the map It's fine anon. Most kids just have autism
>>184312874
Did you quote the correct post?
>>184312964
Players are becoming less retardedly offensive and instead are being overcautious
>>184313043
No, they're on land, and inklings can't swim.
>>184312763
nani? i just played a fuckton of salmon run and bonuses gave me tons of money. was able to custom order a bunch of clothes
Just got the game. Motion controls feels quite odd and hard, should I push through it?
>>184313043
No, there's water in the game. You can see the ocean from the top of octo canyon in Splat1. Water instasplats squidkids
>>184313151
When I'm in a safe spot and tell them to come to me not a single squid ever jumps to me or they jump when it's far too late
Why did we not get a 'DANGER' prompt. Probably wouldn't have helped as peope ignore everything
What's the point of the goo tuber? It has a neat look, but it seems kinda shit
>>184313043
No? Why would It be?
>>184311571
>At least 1440p
>60 FPS
>On a sub $500 box
Yeah.... not happening anytime soon.
>>184313279
Yes, you'll be much better off in the long run. You just have to get to the muscle memory point.
>>184313279
Yes, I did.
I don't know how to describe it. Here's what happened. For reference I was below level 10 and I was getting 1000 points (not counting the win) with the aerospray in turf war. Then I tried motion controls and got like 600 points, but now I'm back to even, better actually. I don't use the aerospray anymore. But being able to whip around instantly is great.
Holy fucking shit the Goo Tuber is the biggest piece of 10/10 trash in the entire game. It fails in every way. The inkbrush is honestly better.
It takes longer to charge then the Splatershot and has slightly shorter range so there is no point using it as a sniper.
And using its longer store ability is okay but that only really has a use in ambushes and close range fighting, which is shit as you only get one shot against your opponent. You'd need super god tier aim for the surprise shot to be useful and even if you had it your still then out in the open without being able to do much after you fire. And why does it have Splashdown? Even with its ability it should not be that much of a close range weapon.
Its like they tried to make a cross between a close range weapon and a charger and it just fails at being both. Your better of using any other charger.
>>184313358
Oh it fucking is big time.
>>184313361
I don't know. I just figured because they're squids and the poles melted. Like Spongebob rules, you know?
>>184313358
It is. No good charger player will ever use it because the other chargers are just better than it.
>>184313445
>>184313640
Ah, rip. Thanks for asking.
I really should experiment with all the new weapons myself, but I just can't stop using the jet squelcher. It's too fresh.
Though I DID see someone doing well with dapple dualies, they were kinda obnoxious to pin down
Remember to bully your woomy every day or else she may get unruly
>>184313984
Should I dick my woomy?
I can't even get in a turf war match. Is this game already dead?
>>184314827
It's 6 in the morning. Everyone who stays up til 3 is sleeping.
>>184314827
I'm getting loads of matches
>>184292516
Once connected check internet connection. You want NAT "a" or "b". If you have "c" or "d" it wont work 9/10 times.
Google "yourprovider apn NAT type a" or "yourprovider apn NAT PS4". You are looking to set/use a apn that gives you a public ip adress.
I can only speak for germany but here its almost impossible to play any p2p games via mobile as most wont work. The only provider i know here that has a APN that provides you with NAT B is t-mobile/telekom.
>>184315080
Are you naruto 880
Octobrush fags go and stay go
>>184315153
yeahI use the Herobrush replica
>>184314827
Do you even time zone bro? Where the fuck do you live?
>>184315139
I'm the bucket
>>184315136
I'll give that a shot
I saw a link that mentioned possibly using USB tethering to circumvent it but I could never find more information on how to configure it beyond the initial set up.
>>184314151
Of course and be sure to ink inside to claim that that turf as your own
>>184315297
>Have only seen a single .96 gal
>Dynamo rollers are bad
>Luna blaster is low tier
>Sloshers are great
>Octobrush is top tier
>Rapid blaster is the go-to blaster
Early impressions anyway
>>184315297
Are you a purple man IRL?
I always smile when I see really really black people.
>>184315550
>Sloshers are great
Sloshers were always low key great aside from the tri-slosher which was always god tier and still is for some reason
>>184315659
I hover around the second darkest sometimes darker and sometimes lighter but I like the look of the darkest
>>184315550
more like
>.96 is as good as ever
>Dynamo rollers are fucking garbage just like every other roller
>Luna blaster is low tier
>Sloshers are great, tri-slosher is absurdly good
>Octobrush is top tier but only in scrub games
>Rapid blaster is the go-to blaster and is pretty gud
>>184315525
What does he do in the the third panel? It looks like like he sloshes but also like he pulls something out of the bucket
What do you think of players of a certain weapon?
Hard mode: No octobrushes, aerosprays, or tri sloshers
>>184315865
I think It just show he's putting all his effort into swinging the ink to where he splats the whole enemy team
>>184315525
Do you have that sick brother-bucket comics?
I need one.
>>184315934
Ink brush users are massive try-hards as It is literally a joke weapon compared to everything else in the game. Granted if said players actually played a real weapon they would likely win a lot
>>184316013
Can't say I do. Maybe another anon does
I somehow just won a Turf War game with two Chargers on my team, who had a combined one splat, and the Roller on my team goosed. Why the fuck would the matchmaking put two Chargers on one team while the enemy team has none?
>>184315865
It goes from right to left.
He's swinging the bucket.
>squished someone with the inkbrush while they were trying to run away
>>184316087
They're the best inkers net output-wise, and are decently slippery to make up for lack of range. And it may not deel like that, but they only take 20 frames to splat, which is just 1 frame slower than Pro, a lot faster than Splat Roller.
well okay
>>184316013
Someone please post it
>>184316590
Where is this data coming from
>>184316902
Where do I learn the pro strats from?
>>184317276
Nobody made it so I made it myself
>>184317367
should have posted the pic
>>184317276
>>184317359
>not a squib
Trash and artist is a hack
Supposedly the size of the splashdown increases when used from height. How big of a difference is it?
AAAAAA How do I beat rapid blaster players? I'm bad at approximating distance and always end up an inch inside their radius and blown apart in two additional hits.
>>184317520
Go up close to them. It's really annoying to try and deal with people too close to get hit by the splash damage as a blaster.
So is there a tangible benefit from higher ranks since rank doesn't change exp payouts anymore?
If I can aim pretty well up close, but end up overshooting to the left or right at longer distances, does that mean I should reduce sensitivity?
>>184317610
Ego
Money
Play with better opponents
>>184317623
I'm wondering kind of the same thing.
I'm using split joycons and when I pull the trigger, funny enough, I pull my shot.
>>184317516
Try it yourself next time you super jump. I'd say it's something like 25%-50% bigger depending on height.
>>184317610
More free time to do other stuff since there are no other S+ player to play with.
How wide are the bucket projectiles?
I know brushes have a 45 degree hit range but buckets, and rollers I guess, don't need to have the reticle on them to hit, right?
I'm still getting used to aiming and I don't want to start using a manual fire weapon if I can't hit anything.
>>184317623
It means you should use your current sensitivity with short range weapons and lower sensitivity with longer range weapons
>>184317473
>pale
>white
>mildly tanned
>cinnamon
>brown
>dark brown
>MISTER GAME AND WATCH!
>>184317917
the is a weapon test range and stage recon mode. you can experiment all you need
GOD. tenta missles just apply SO much pressure. I just played against two tenta missle bros and the whole game was like, fuck, well i just gotta get out of here now i guess. Like how are you supposed to hold the tower like that?
Would you like to see these changes to Splat Net
>On Splat Net I would like to see splats broken down into main, sub weapon and specials. Assists can stay as they are and non-lethal specials should only record activation times.
>I would also like to see distance I rode the Tower and carried the Rainmaker as well as times I capped the Splat zones
>>184318173
Uh, sure.
>>184315851
>>184315550
>Luna is low tier
Nah, it just has 96 Deco syndrome.
When Picks came, everybody just stopped using the 96D. The fact is, they didn't really nerf it, just said that with great power comes great responsibility and burdened 96 with said responsibility. They removed some broken elements, for example its stupid immediate damage that made finishing people off trivial and gear independence, but overall, it became even stronger- accuracy buff made up for everything. It became more fair for both sides, but becsuse it was mainly used precisely because it was unfair, users withered away, and those who didn't mostly tried to play it the same as before which didn't work and created an impression that the god is indeed dead.
Luna is the same. They seemingly removed its bread and butter, QRSJ, entirely, and also burdened it with poor efficiency because it deserved it, but it's not like Luna doesn't have its crazy hitbox and OHKO anymore. It's not the suicide bomber it used to be, and the usual bomb trap now leaves you dry and unable to escape if you screw it up, but it still excels at terrain abuse and close combat, just like it did before, and it hard-counters dualies and likely brellas as well. It has to play defensively now, but that's a completely feasible playstyle for it.
>>184318257
it's the feedback I gave on the app hence the phrasing
>>184318173
You'd have more success on reddit
>>184318462
are you suggesting people love the app as is here or that people don't want to discuss anything. I'd say both are unlikely especailly the latter considering game discussion is taking place as I post this. We're yet to chase away people who want to discuss the game like /ink/ eventually did in Splatoon
>>184317276
>>184317359
Thank you
>>184318587
What he's saying is that you talk like a redditor
>lolflick2win
The new bucket is pure cancer.
>>184318695
how's that, praytell? People accuse a lot of stuff of being reddit but to me it just looks like normal posting
>>184318767
reddit spacing
>>184318705
Sounds like the brush and the roller to me rather than the bucket
>>184318767
>praytell
This is bait
>>184318767
>praytell
reddit speak
do bucket shots fly further if you aim above people or should your crosshair be right on them?
>>184318705
How can it be cancer if i keep losing
>>184318939
They fly further but hit enemy slower so you have to lead more. Tri-Slosher's range is actually the same as Tentatek's, but you won't get nearly as much if your crosshair is on them. On the other hand, if you're fighting something fast up close- shoot their feet and hits will register much faster.
>>184318767
>slowdown of a splatling without the ability to ink cancel
>projectile is surprisingly narrow
>slowest moving ohko besides bombs
>only gets good coverage with detonate, meaning incredibly basic tasks require constant spacing
>horrible ROF
>slosher accomplishes everything it can do with better efficiency
is it just me or is blaster kind of shit?
>>184319426
Is it just me or does this game make everyone suicidal
>>184319426
That's why you play rapid blaster
>hit A- in all modes
tonight was a good night
>>184319703
Got three cracks at c- in tower control
Tonight made me reevaluate my will to live
>>184319792
It's okay
TC is shit
>>184318847
The new octobrush is almost as bad. Octobrush & Bucket are what the Dynamo used to be in Splatoon 1, before it got nerfed to the ground.
t. butthurt user of weapons-you-actually-need-to-aim-with
I wish the guy who draws the souls threads comics would draw splatoon thread comics.
>>184319982
There's nothing stopping you
>>184319982
But our threads kinda suck and the comics wouldn't be funny
>>184319982
squid 1: (complaint about game)
squid 2: haha, get good, everything is your fault and you'll be shit forever
>>184319982
>2 million biker jacket beret wearing squids demanding to be drawn
>domestic fetishists vs mind break fetishists
>every single weapon is simultaneously meta and shit
>that one weirdo that won't stop obsessing about red ink
not worth the effort
>>184319954
Man the dynamo sure is in a sorry state right now, it gets absolutely shat on by tri-slosher and ink armor
I'm not asking for on-release levels of stupid but please ninty at least make it usable
You actually need 3 hits to splat sometimes, that's not fucking okay. Also horizontal swing inking is awful.
>>184320409
dont forget
>buff aerospray reeee
>>184320409
Sex with Marie!
>>184320409
the fuck is a domestic fetish
>>184319982
You could edit this old meme
>>184320440
All Rollers are fucked right now, least the longer range ones can kinda perform. Carbon is fucking garbage since after closing in to point blank range a single flick even while jumping doesn't always score a splat. Also, the ink efficiency is now garbage for rolling with any roller, which means you might as well rename them to flickers.
>>184320591
>I want to marry X!
>>184295354
Some asshole bullying children and being a faggot
>>184320786
Yeah, I 100% agree. It seems they thought the vertical swing was a big addition to the kit and nerfed everything else, and as a result rollers are pretty much unplayable now.
I REALLY hope they're getting buffed in the August patch, and I can very well see them get some love given how the nips are fond of them.
here's my first and only match with rainy. I will not let him get his win back. Goodbye forever.
>>184321051
who
>>184320440
>>184320786
>>184321009
nerds. Roller still ohko's fine, you niggas just gotta get better or drop it for another weapon, amateurs.
>>184298460
Everything about that article is cancer
>>184321051
>gootuber
doesn't count
>>184321153
You don't want every Roller to become jump flick spamming faggots do you? That's what will happen if no changes are made, because they nerfed their grounded flicks, well into the ground. Even in the best scenarios you don't have time for three flicks on your opponent before they retaliate.
>>184302178
Shit image. Shit taste.
Sorry 4 bad quality bc no amiibo to take selfies with, but i finally got my woomy looking so fresh, i just i had to show you guys.
>>184306715
Not me. I'm only tripleS+.
>>184319954
>butthurt user of weapons-you-actually-need-to-aim-with
I'll never get it. That kind of weapon is WAY to better if your aim is perfect. So... Are you complaining your lack of skill or what?
This is the kind of thing retards on team ketchup do. This splatfest is going to be an easy victory for team Mayo
>>184307778
I'm with the objective, forever and always. Fags who die off in the middle of fucking nowhere infuriate me.
>>184321541
>greyscale coordination
>longsleve sweater with big ass sneakers
>default headband
>red eyes
try harder
>>184309294
But rainmaker and tower control are the only modes chargers can actually be decent in. I get pissed off when I see them in splat zones.
>>184321597
>More useful in more contexts
>Less fattening
>Team Marina
>>184306715
Just reached my last missing S Rank with splat zones two hours ago. Feelsgoodman.
Am i not cancer for using the dynamo anymore?
>>184321597
>Implying you didn't just take that image now
>>184306715
>not /S+S+S+/
Marie will never love you like this.
>>184321829
Listen, you got me on the headband, i didn't have anything else that would fit, but i love the rest of it so much. Like it's fine you don't have the same taste as me, but I'm so into it. Honestly just wanna get the contacts for that outfit
>>184321881
Actually the dynamo is one of the hardest weapons to achieve anything with right now. You still can, but it's hard. Oh and if your opponents know what they're doing you're pretty much useless
>>184322205
Bottom chart isn't official or at all real. They just bud off from tentacle slices.
>>184322052
Playing in S+ fucking sucks because it takes forever to find a match. I've wanted to drop down a rank for a while now, but I can't stop winning.
>>184322205
>octolings growing from small octopi and not severed tentacles
it's shit
>>184321881
You're not cancer, but you are gimped.
>>184322034
saw it on FB, people are roasting a dude for liking ketchup on mozzarella sticks.
>>184322348
>yet another retard who doesn't understand Octarian vs Octoling
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. SAME RACE. DIFFERENT RULES.
>>184322348
I think that only applies to the Octarian troopers. Octolings and Octavio are probably different.
>>184321416
>jump flick spamming faggots do you
They'd still be better than octobrush and trislosh.
>>184322428
That's actually a pretty nice combo
>>184322462
Octolings ARE Octarians. Stop trying to treat your waifu as though she's not an Octoslob, because they are just as trash as the others. You can't just make up headcanon to wash away the facts. Just accept they're garbage and move on.
>>184322682
They're two distinct subspecies
>>184322682
>Octolings ARE Octarians
Nope.
"salty squid" and "squid kid7" are pathetic fags who intentionally throw matches out of spite. If you find yourself with one of them on your team you better hope they aren't salty as fuck at another teammate or you're going to die.
>>184322702
>>184322723
Factually incorrect. Octolings belong to the bigger family of Octarians. We know Octarians reproduce through budding, thus Octolings do too.
>>184322503
>better than octobrush
not really, better than octoshitters sure
>better than tri-slosher
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's the point of the mini Splatling?
It doesn't outrage anything so your better of using any other weapon like a Splatershot.
>>184322752Haha _No
>>184322752
>We know Octarians reproduce through budding, thus Octolings do too
t. failed every science course ever
>>184322851
They would be less cancerous
>>184323072
Of course, since they would be sucking balls because they'd be complete garbage
can't wait to rek all those mayo drumpftards
>>184322967
At the very least there's absolutely nothing to support that they go through a grow cycle identical to Inklings. That's just some shit somebody made up.
>>184323335
>>184321416
>You don't want every Roller to become jump flick spamming faggots do you?
But that's exactly how they were used in the first game? There are no changes that can be made that would prevent that.
tfw no inkling gf
>Mayofags
>>184323487
>jump flick
>1st game
anon...
>>184323649
He's referring to just jumping and using the regular old horizontal fling. The jump gave it more range.
>>184322052
I'm trying, anon. It took me so long to reach this point in Splat 1, surely she'd be proud I made it here in a week.
>>184323487
Give them better ink efficiency when rolling and top speed after a long acceleration. Make it more turfing efficient to roll than to flick and combat efficient to jump flick than to roll.
>>184295136
You do know there is a thurd-party /vg/ archive, right?
>>184301337
i wish i had a loadout i liked with squid beacon JUST so i could put it a little back from the action