/ink/ - Splatoon General

First for something

Second for cucketchups are going to lose.

Sex with Marie!

Sex with Marie?

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Photobomb!

Sex with Marie‽

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>literally cant get more than 4 kills with heavy splatling in turf war
FUCKING HOW DO I GET SICK SPLATS

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>>184217134
>>184217137
>Sex

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>disconnect on my team every other game
stop

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I want to destroy Callie's mind!

>>184217248
Well stop using it in turf war

Marie with Sex

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https://exhentai.org/g/1090878/ffec9cda9c/
Found a sadpanda gallery full of non-lewd (I know, what's the point?) comics.

>>184217315
NYU!

>>184217291
>40
how

>>184217315
>>184217137
>>184217134
Degenerate grown ass men.

>>184217291
>40 kills
What

>>184217454
-Pearl

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Intercourse with a popular squid singer perhaps?

For you folk who are S rank already, how many hours of your life did you spend playing the first?

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STICKING MY DICK INTO THIS!!!!

>>184217248
Abuse range and learn to do partial charges. Try to always have a usable charge to own someone who thinks they can get a jump on you. Get some vantage point and protec your teammates, but beware of chargers.

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tfw you cant draw for fuck with the touch screen

idk if i should try getting a capacitive stylus or just rough it w/ the dpad

>>184217616
Why not both?

>>184217616
Stylus doesn't help much, it's the very nature of capacitive touchscreen to be trash at precision.

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>>184217439
>>184217462
Was gonna say "Gotta be the assists, I went big with the specials" but doesn't seem to be the case. Just shit jumping I guess?

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>>184217013
>tfw your favorite piece of gear didn't make a return
M-maybe it'll come back as free dlc?

>>184217851
Hopefully. At least the Bomber Jacket is a good substitute.

>>184217735
Sweet Lord above is this the power of the bucket?

>>184217694
i'd do both if i could undo more than one step desu

>>184217707
yeah i forgot how big they were after looking at them

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>TC overtime
>2 points away from winning
>only Teammate on tower activates Inkjet after getting superjump signal

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>>184217851
It will come back as DLC.
https://youtu.be/qN4w5D2tzME?t=92

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intercourse with a cute shota squid !

>>184217909
Agreed. The bomber jacket is pretty cool.

>>184217951
I hope you're right and that wasn't just some dummied out content from a beta build.

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I don't recognize this symbol

>>184217616
sent you a message on twitter frick

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>tfw you've been a pearl protector since day one
>Tfw you get to see your girl grow from an easy target to a lovable meme moblin
My little pearls doin it quq

>>184218163
Drop roller.

>>184218163
The ability? Drop roller. Lets you roll when you super jump or land from an ink jet.

>>184218091
It'd be nuts not to wrap some of the more popular old clothes in a DLC and sell/give away to drum up some hype. Even if the models can't be directly ported (which is 99% most likely horseshit), all the designs are done and could be hammered out in an afternoon.

>>184217314
Is that what that message means? I couldn't figure it out.

if the full moon glasses arent in this fucking game ill riot

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Let's post and rate our woomys
since I'm going first, the next one is probably a 10/10

>>184217216
PC images are SO shitty.

>>184218163
(((Rockenberg)))

>people wearing sandals with sports equipment
Fucking disgusting.

>>184217851
At least it's a pretty popular piece. Mine is Green Striped LS, nobody used it at all, chances of it coming back are slim. I guess Grizzco employee shirt will do for now?

>>184218503
What would the squid version off a Jew be?

I'd like to see Salmon run only gear that you can buy to customize your kit. There's all sorts of industrial equipment that could be used.

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>>184218407
Rate my asian dad.

>>184218731
A talking wood carving of a bear

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>>184218407

>>184218731
sea urchin

Does everyone here just solo queue for ranked?

>>184218896
He strikes me more as a shady Italian.

>>184218946
We have a winner!
>>184218896
Mr Grizz is Spyke's father, also an urchin obviously.

>>184218980
So Trump's new press secretary? He'd need more profanity.

>>184218896
You take that back. Mr Grizz is pure!

>>184218407
7/10 i dig the pantsless look

>>184218731
Sea urchins

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>>184218407

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>>184218731
*Rubs hands*

who is this stupid g&k clan? One of them in every match and always the worst player

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>>184218407
Beret bros

>>184219404
2 nano seconds in google says it is some Frenchie clan.

>set switch name to actual name
Now no one will suspect Im actually over 12. Its the perfect crime.

I love 'Ouch!' but people rarely check it out when it's spammed

>>184219568
If I see someone spamming ouch Im definitely going to avoid what splatted them

>>184219515
and why are there so many and why do all of them suck?

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>>184218407
Municipal Waste/10
>>184218861
Ping pong herro/10
>>184218913
Not a fan of the paint on top of the hat or the purple spots on the boots otherwise a good 7/10
>>184219114
The real workout/10
>>184219447
Ugly shoes with fresh outsoles and fresh shirt but that hat has paint on the top of it/10

DID THEY FUCKING STEALTH NERF OCTOBRUSH
shit seems way less powerful now

Not being able to see the map at all times is a pretty big boner killer for me desu. The new system works well enough, but still.

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>>184218407

>>184218221
ill try that ty

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>>184218407

>>184219775
yes

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>>184218407
I like your shoes,
not the jacket though. The birds look like Pidgeys to me.

>2 wins away from S rank
it's time for some bucket action

>>184219728
Someone with that haircut would be like that

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>>184217013
Thanks again for my woomy. She's very sweet

>>184219535
Might as wel have used d4rkl0rdkillz0r then.

>got carried from B to A while wearing the splatfest Tee

I should feel bad, but I don't. I carried enough people as it is. I deserve a turn.

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>>184219980
oh my gosh, did you just draw my woomy, Thank you so much!
I thought they looked like Moltress

>>184219990
Welp, got an instant leaver
just great

>>184220020
Yeah it's my white supremacist look until I can get a better outfit. It's a fine line to walk between "I only like whites" and "I really hate nazis". I don't think I've quite nailed it

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>>184217398
MY HEART

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STOP GIVING ME THE FUCKING BLASTER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>184218026
That jacket makes me think of both Kenya and 70s Polaroid cameras. Maybe they had a contest that I saw on an ad from 50 years ago? What is that jacket?

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>>184218407
am i cute?

So if putting 3 sub abilities on one item costs 60 chunks in total. Would it not be more beneficial to spread those sub abilities across my 3 items?
So if I wanted Swim Speed, I'd just put 1 swim speed up in 1 slot of each of my items. That way its cheaper and gets the same affect.
Would that work?

Oh shit , based drawvatar is in here (because all their drawings are good for avatars)

>>184220308
Yes/10

>>184220316
yes, but if you want to switch abilities it's a pain.

>>184220210
The game will stop giving you the blaster when you stop posting reddit memes.

Fag.

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>>184218861
Would fish with.
8/10
>>184218913
Viva the Resistance
7/10
Long pants would look good with long sleeves
>>184219114
Drew you last night
8/10
pretty fresh. Try rocking a ponytail though

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Spooky

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If drawfag is still here, draw this pose. Salmon Run uniforms are so cute, especially this pose. She looks like a big goldfish

Is Quick Super Jump worth using?

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>>184218407

>>184220608
Also sorry for being shit at cameras

>>184220608
Just take a screenshot next time and post to a throwaway twitter/facebook account

>>184220539
>jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

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>>184218407
>tfw to /fa/ too TW

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>>184220539
>x/7
>wave 2

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>>184220539
>3 snipers spawn on opposite sides of the map

>>184220696
I can't because salmon run is still fucked. I've done that before though. Just not for that picture. Gun victory is the cutest pose, especially if they have some breast definition. Weighty shadows

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>Went through 3 tickets yesterday
Why do you lie to me when you say this farming would tide me over? I'm going to run out in less than a month at this rate.

>>184220821
Because not everyone runs 60+ matches a day

I just got Splatoon 2 on Friday. I've been up all night beating the campaign and playing a few matches. If the post ends in odds, I will go to sleep. If evens, I will stay up and keep playing.

Also, did Callie leave because she couldn't handle being the second most popular?

I didn't know using your special completely refreshed your ink. Did anyone else know this?

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>>184220775
>Maws and a flyfish on high tide spawn at once

>>184220959
She left because play the damn campaign

>>184220963
That's (one) of the reasons why ink armor is great

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>>184220959
good night

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>>184218407
ready to catch sun
not pictured: sand castle bucket

>>184220741
Nice maternity top what's with that front pocket

>>184220963
It was a thing on the original game too, anon.

>>184218731
Goliath grouper.
They were literally called jewfish until it was changed because it's "offensive"

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>join some rainmaker
>just 3 english players for a long time
>5 japs join in after a minute or two
>magically get paired with the other two english players for the academy stage
>make the mistake of letting the jap get the rainmaker
>splat the whole team and make a clear path to the goal
>jap with the rainmaker has run backwards and is just diving over and over
>runs out the timer on it
>get the rainmaker back and take it myself and work towards enemy base
>notice the jap guy is shooting ink into water
Two nukes were not enough

>>184221026
I literally put in my post that I beat the campaign. She couldn't handle the fame/had a nervous breakdown. But was it caused by her unpopularity?

>>184220964
maws piece of salmoncake, one well timed bomb and free eggs, extra pro if you actually lure him next to basket first. just dont panic

Is there any way to port my save data from an account to another? I fucked up and started playing on my second account instead of my main one. Now I'm too far in to switch but it sucks cause all my friends (aka randoms I played with) are on the other account.

>>184221212
WTF, this comic made me hate Callie

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>>184218407

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>>184221303
How did you accidentally switch accounts and not notice?

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>>184221212

>>184221131
>>184221053
omg
I may switch to nzap

>>184221357
Me at lunch

>>184221218
Right soz can't read.
I think the Scrolls said she wasn't feeling her best but I don't think she left on purpose. The Squid Sister Stories just said they were both getting work away form each other.
It seems more then likely she just stumbled upon the shades and put them on.

You should replay the final boss as the dialogue is different. Its pretty neat.

>>184221350
its a meme joke, chill out squiddo

>>184221430
I'm still mad

>>184221407
I honestly don't know. Problem is, I played like 9 hours in a row in my first session, and then I just rolled with it.

>>184221410
N-Zap 85 is the most aesthetic gun.

>>184221425
Thanks for the heads up. The final boss was honestly pretty underwhelming, especially in comparison to the fist game's final boss.

what pair league ranking is good? I don't know if i am a scrub or decent.

How do I make the most of the Mini Splatling? It doesn't seem that amazing and I'd seem better to use something like a Splattershot as they have almost teh same range. Plus its air charge speed is somehow even lower then the regular Splatling. Am I doing something wrong?
I prefer the regular Splatling, but I hope we get Hydra in an update.

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>>184218407
Postin this cutie

>>184220821
i was hoping salmon run would keep our supply up long enough to hit level cap. we'll see

>No "Help me you fucking baddie!" button
2/10

>>184219775
people are finally learning how to deal with the fad and counter the brush

Does the EXP tickets work on gear too?

Someone post that blue squib trying to put on that camo fedora image

>>184222312
No that's separate.
Press X at the ticket store to switch to the drink menu. Drinks increase gear xp by 1.5 and increase chances of getting specific abilities. Not by much though if you ask me.

>Bought a New 2DS XL
>Kind of regret it, don't feel like doing a system transfer.
Splatoon 2.

>>184222393
Oh. How do you get drinks?

>>184222604
Salmon Run mostly.

>>184222081
CHING CHONG NIP NONG

Splatling fucking sucks.

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Cleaned up and added a little extra to the story from last night for your reading pleasure. And normal pleasure too I guess.
https://pastebin.com/bFVNJMPa

>>184222081
>Look everyone my eyes are worthless!

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Requesting this but with Marie instead.

>>184217248

Rev up behind a corner
Wait for baddie to get in range
Step around corner and shred baddie like tissue paper

>>184220210
>He doesn't like taking 10 second to kill mobs

Really though, fuck the paintbrush, roller is better in ever circumstance during a SR

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>>184218407
Some day I will get the boots I wore in splatoon 1 but not today

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>>184222259
>mfw I still spam the This Way button like the Com' On button when I know iam on a bad team with good weapons

I want them to know my displeasure

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>>184222393
holy fuck you just opened my eyes
i have never seen that screen before
how was i so blind

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A tomato is a VEGETABLE

A VEGETABLE.

>>184222393
>>184222949
WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER KNEW THIS

>>184222774
I average 15+ splats each game with the Splatling. Maybe it's just not for you.

>>184223019
Literally a fruit

>>184223043
I get about 6 kills with any weapon.

>>184222864
Wrong

>>184222949
>>184223030
>top ten anime plot twists

>eliter in moray
Haha, this was very clearly my favorite thing in the original Splatoon and I'm so glad it's back.
Fucking kill me.

Does drop roll only work for certain weapons?

I tried this with the charger and minigun and got nowhere

>>184223019
tomato is a fruit in name only
in every other context its used and cooked like a vegetable

>>184223323
Tilt completely forward. It works with all weapons.

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>>184223019
Name a vegetable that can be described as juicy.
...i know some exist.

>>184223450
Orangw

>>184223450
Name a vegetable that is sweet and sour.

>>184223507
ketchup

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>>184218407

>Tentatek missiles were/are shit
>Now team is constantly fucked by them
RETARDS WHY?

>>184223450
A pepper.

I guess peppers are fruit now too.

>>184223559
>Th-they dont make these new squids like they used to... d-doki..

>haven't won a single rainmaker game since getting to B-
>top the leaderboard every time

Why the fuck did they think solo queue for a team based game was a good idea

>>184223863
You don't snack on a basket of peppers?

>>184223685
i literally don't get why people die to my tentamissiles
it's like, fucking how?

whenever i see someone get splatted by my missiles i know we're going to win

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They need to buff team mates and nerf slosher

why don't people understand by now how the current salmon run works.

Rollers need to make sure they keep paths open between dealing with smaller mobs/the bosses. Not that great for bosses, but fills a more support niche. (Im not gonna stop you from flicking away though..)

Inkbrush is speedy for reviving and flanking the steel eel and the fucking truck one Very good at outrunning the laser from Stingers to get up into their face to kill..

Blaster needs to peel the groups of smaller minions off the others, especially the splatling so they can do their job. Decent at some bosses.Very good at protecting eggs from egg-napping salmon while waiting on your team to pick up the rest.

The splatling is the boss killer of the group. If you're not focusing bosses something is wrong. ESPECIALLY steel heads and grillers. You're the main fire power, and if you don't do your job the whole group suffers. I tend to find myself not picking up eggs as much when this gun due to the slow move speed, and the aforementioned needing to focus the bosses. Let your team pick them up while you get the bosses down.


The amount of people I see on splatling who can't aim worth dicks makes my blood boil.

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>>184223863
...They count as fruit in breath of the wild actually.

>>184223685
>>184223969
Most of the time its when players cross past each other. Evading missiles targeting you is easy, but when the missiles targeting a team mate land near you it is a lot harder to do so.
Other times it may be due to the person being on crazy low health or stick in enemy ink.

>>184223969
>dodge missiles
>didn't notice team-mate nearby, die in his missiles

>>184223685
I think they're way too good because you're forced to retreat whenever you're locked, if you push forwards you're 100% fucked because the enemy knows where you are and you don't have an escape route anymore. The most infuriating thing is they don't require any skill whatsoever, meanwhile the stingray is much harder and much worse.

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>>184223958

>about a year ago
>bored one time because no friends are online (or that I don't have any.)
>grab a knife
>ram it into the top of my desk
>start twisting
>after an hour it was a hole
>now theres a fucking hole in my desk
>fast forward to the splatfest premier
>thinking on how I'll have to play in bed because it has to charge
>wait holy shit
>there's a hole in my desk
>can play splatoon for as long as I want at my desk now.

>>184224023
But that's not the bucket that needs to be nerfed anon

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>>184224023
>nerfing the inferior bucket

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>>184224192
I'll be your friend

>>184224245
all buckets need to be removed from the game they're so retarded

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>Splatted by she attac!

>>184224294
t. tentatek player
kill yourself

>>184223969
>pop my missiles
>wait shit the enemy just fired his missiles
>can't move fast enough to avoid

I miss the Japanese.

>>184223685
They're better at flushing people out than KOs, which in turn allows you to retake areas or kill them once expose.

That said, FUCK teams full of missiles

>>184224053
Thanks for this, I'm getting completely bodied on Over-achiever SR right now and it's fucking killing me.

>>184224294
>>184224398
Oh wait that's not a tentatek
kill yourself anyways, splattershot player

Hey /ink/ I'm go to crusty Sean, what anything?

>>184224404
Are the Japanese better in salmon run?

>>184224153
Plus the fact multiple people are constantly firing the fuckers.

>>184224446
Oh uh, you're welcome , hope it helps.. I was mostly venting.

9/10 of my failed runs are usually from retards who don't know what to do with splatling.So frustrating.

For fucks sake, jump back to your spawn before firing the tenta missiles.

>>184224524
Yes they are. My region lets me play with Japs and getting paired with 3 Japs in Salmon run is the greatest thing.
They aren't always great, but most of the time are better then most people.

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>when enemies have fucking laser pin point aim and land every shot and your shots straight up dont fucking connect and you have to aim by hit markers rather than actually aiming

how do i check is my ping is really bad or if something else is going on here this makes no fucking sense

>>184224192
>Try this
>Remember too late that my desk is glass
>Multiple lacerations requiring stiches.
Th-thanks.

>>184224517
No. Why is there one food stand, I just want some fresh food yo.

>>184224568
>9/10 of my failed runs are usually from retards who don't know what to do with splatling.So frustrating.
I usually go for ranged support role
Keep lanes inked, keep mobs away, snipe bosses when I can, that sort of thing

As an aside; were cannons able to kill flyfish before?
No one tries to take care of them and I get missiled, but I could have sworn they weren't an issue before

>>184217248
Have your charge before the duder sees you. Turn him into nothin.

>>184224517
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>Playing Splatoon before bedtime
>Get too INK'D to go to sleep
>Stay up way past bedtime
Every time.

I really can't pick between Mayo & Ketchup. Can you help me out /ink/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13567553

>>184224839
The fucked does INK'D mean

>>184224839
Me every weekend.
I just can't stop help me.

>>184224524
no, not really
or I just haven't played with anyone else

>>184224568
The problem with the current SR is if your splatling player doesn't know what they're doing during griller wave you're 100% fucked

>>184224517
Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh [T]ICKETS

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>>184224465
I might at this rate. Even when I have one on my team I can't win.

Splattershot is fine tho fuk u

>>184218290
if someone DC's you don't lose points (in this case you don't get a crack on your progress bar)

>>184225073
This isn't true.
I lost a game and got that exact message and got a crack, it was my 2nd crack too. It was total bullshit.

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Just remember that ketchup voters will be mostly kiddies who will get dominated in the splatfest

>>184225062
No it's not you squigger, it's literally the second best weapon right behind the tri-slosher

>>184225148
Something seems off about Callie in this image

>>184224517
get me a boneless Double-Friend Super Shwaffle and a 2 liter Main-Saver.

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>>184225148

>>184224804
I havnt been able to kill them with the cnnons, butI might of been off on my aim.

>>184225196
I'm indifferent to the choices. I just picked ketchup since the thought of Pearl being happy makes me sick to my stomach.

>>184225368
fair enough

Please supply jap footage of Splatling, I want to git gud with it but I can't.

>>184225062
I hate motherfuckers who hog specials, especially those with Ink Armor. That shit should be popped everytime there is a ding

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cite reasons for your vote

>i actually prefer ketchup over mayo most of the time
>curious about marine's victory lines
>kind of like the color better

>>184224804
As far as I know the cannons never were able to kill them, but you can stingray the pilot.

Fuck flyfish though, they always spawn so far away.

>>184225496
it's a combination of spawn far away, can target every player on the map, and they're only vulnerable for a short period AND you need top ink to throw your bomb, on top of needing to take your eyes off the ground to aim the bomb

it's such an unbalanced enemy

>>184225478
I like Mayo more
I want to see Marina get bullied like the sassy black cunt she is

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>spawning grounds
>high tide
>flyfish spawns in that one platform far away that can only be reached through grates

>>184225612
>See a flyingfish
>ink way to him while spamming "This way"
>end up next to it with no ink for bomb, no support, and smallfry fuckfest
They really need cooperation or to spawn clse because if they're far then you're just gonna have to dodge missiles all wave

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Should I actually waste my time getting chunks from the splatfest tshirt? Is it even worth it?

>>184225478
I only use ketchup for fries. I only use map for sandwiches. I like sandwiches more than fries, so mayo wins.

>>184225478
>hate them both
>like pizza sauce though and that's made with tomatoes
>also hoping I can get red ink and paint the town red

>>184225696
>grates
grates were a mistake
I swear they're just far enough to make squid-jumping a gamble / slow you down

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>>184225768
Considering you need 60 to put the same ability on something 3 times, assuming you didn't pre-roll one or two of that ability... yeah.

>>184225478
I like both options. So I obviously picked Marnia.

>>184225768
Why wouldn't you? It's 2000 compared to 20000 for any other gear.

>>184225768
It's cheap chunks but you're either wasting time in turf war or handicapping yourself in ranked.

>>184225768
It's the cheapest way to get chunks, so yes.

>>184223969

>See missiles
>Enemy currently shooting at me
>Using splatling so i have to charge up to ink escape route

>>184225939
why would you want 9 of the same ability?

>>184224839
>midinght
>playing ranked
>ok, I'll go to bed after this one
>lose match
>okay, now I can't go to bed like this
>I'll win the next one then go to bed
>win
>ok, another one
>win
>ok, last one for real
>lose
>rinse and repeat

>>184225768
would be faster to get chunks from salmonella run

People who have numbers in their name trigger me

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>>184226026
It costs 20 if the ability is already on the item once, and 30 if the ability is already on the item twice. It's 60 chunks for one piece of gear if you've rolled NOTHING on it so far.

>connection error before match starts
>bar breaks because of that
T-thanks game.

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>>184226062
You've gotta stop taking videogames so seriously. It's all about the aesthetics in the long run, not autistic numbers.

>>184225478
>I really like mayo is specific places
>I can take or leave ketchup most of the time
>I was hoping for semen ink but I'll take light yellow

>>184226204
is bucket man a serial murderer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiruvWfq4a0

Man Splatoon 1 looked like it had some really great Splatfests. I feel like I missed out

>A- rank
>everyone is 30+ while I'm 18
I feel like I am gonna get fucked.

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>>184226329
hes a serial PUSSY murderer

>>184226169
Is it if that same ability is already there, or if any ability is already there?
Because if it's the first, assuming you want 3 different sub abilites x 3, you can just place one of each in each piece of clothing to save chunks.

>>184226204
but it's fun

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>set down a shitload of beacons next to the splatzone
>enemy sees none of them
>none of my allies are using them

>>184226308
Semen can sometimes have a slight yellow tinge

So Splatfest tees are basically chunk farms?

>>184226507
>he doesn't zinc

>>184226347
age difference is hot

>>184226347
>I feel like I am gonna get fucked.
>I'm 18

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>>184226415
Same ability, so in technicality, yes, you can save by putting one in each piece of clothing, but then you can't mix and match for different weapons and gamemodes because those three pieces of gear are reliant solely on each other.

Having 3 of the same sub ability, if I recall, equates almost to one main ability, so that's why most people opt to have 3 of the same. And then, of course, people like having the same ability 3 times on the same piece of clothing just so they can swap in and out as necessary.

Welcome to Splatoon, motherfucker.

>>184226169
exactly, just split your subs between your gear.

>>184226470
I didn't know what they were until yesterday

Anyone down for Salmon run?
3/4 people
1115-6256-0627

>>184225478
I never really use Mayo for anything, but ketchup goes on eggs and sausages.

Not really the most interesting splatfest.

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Why does nobody ever go for the Flyfish or Drizzler asap. That's why we die, every time.

I just want good team mates.

Is that too much to want?

>ketchupfags think they have a chance
>don't realise they're vs nips who have both a love for mayo and a hatred for Marina

http://leanny.github.io/splat2/
Put this in the OP.

>>184226812
Feels like nips use mayo more than the west and it was culturally similar enough to do it worldwide. I wanna know if the stats are tallied globally though.

>>184226948
the results are still separated by region even if the theme is the same

>>184226584
is this about that holy grail thing
with these substances that make your orgasms feel way better but also lets you cum gallons?

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>>184222808
I gotta find out who killed my sister

>>184226812
Why would you ruin eggs and sausage like that?

>>184226987
I think Nip mayo tastes a little different and those two main brands in America are like completely different things. Mayo is wild man.

>>184226779
Password is 4444

>>184227082
Zinc, pineapple, maybe some magnesium and potassium because you're probably deficient, some other things. Turned my load from gross and spurty to thick ropes of pearly white goodness. Buckets of it.

How are sloshers even balanced? AoE damage with as much range as shooters

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>tfw Dualie Squelchers are the best thing I've ever used in my experience with BOTH games

HANDS OFF MY TRANSFORMING RAIFU.

>>184227228
Scratch that no password, but we have to wait for the other person sorry

>>184227295
They're worthless on open ground and weak against blasters everywhere.

>>184227425
t. C-

>>184217134
>>184217137
-twarz

>>184226938
In ranked?
No, you should have them
In regular?
Well look, sometimes I'm practising with new stuff
And some stuff I just suck with

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>>184227494
Actually....

>>184227371
oh shit I completely forgot about the dual squelcher in the first game.

This is changes everything

Stealth Jump, Drop Roller, or Object Shredder on Shoes?

>>184227264
Isnt it a meme? Didnt do anything for meor maybe im doing it wrong

Masturbating daily doesnt help im sure

>>184227371
>people using my underplayed main now that it's been split into two
It would have been too perfect if it kept Splat Bombs.

What's the highest rank in Salmon Run?

>>184227787
stealth jump is shit as they nerfed it to shit
i havent tested drop roller yet
and what would you use shredder for? rainmaker?

>>184227637
>Slosher

How could you.

>>184227787
drop roller!

>>184227904
Profreshional but its pay grade scales up to ridiculous amounts the more you win.

>>184227928
Somebody has to carry the team.

>>184227787
drop roller is 100% a waste of a slot
stealth jump is niche useful, it's best with a roller or dualies so you can kill someone camping your jump
Object destroyer will only become good once a shooter gets splash wall

>>184227926
>>stealth jump is shit as they nerfed it to shit
How?
It seems like an on-or-off ability, either they see you coming or they dont

>>184228258
You can see it up close anyway

>>184227787
Stealth Jump is worthless in this game.
Object Shredder isn't that useful right now but may become better once more stuff gets the splash wall and beacon.
Drop Roller is sometimes useful.

>>184228258
You can only see it when you're far away. If you're right next to it you can still see it.

>>184228258
Dead zone where nearby enemies still see you
I.e. Whoever just killed your teammate

>>184227787
if you play a shooter weapon then object shredder is insanely good, definitely worth using over the others

>>184228473
>this nigga is on my team
FUCK

Good skills for Splattershot?

>>184228553
ill take bara furs over footfag furs ANY fucking day of the week

>2 Aerosprays on my team
>lose
whoa...

Stop bringing Aerosrpays into Ranked you stupid faggots.

>>184228653
Being able to aim.

>>184228665
You have a point

>>184228676
>>184228828
queueing aerospray ranked in A just because of you right now

52 gal seems underrated to me. I'm not that great and have been slaughtering people with it in both turf war and ranked, but I rarely see someone else using it.

http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

>>184227091
Tastes good.

>>184228946
52 gal is my favourite weapon and I love the ball, I think people prefer the splattershot pro for slightly extra range.

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Slosher now. What skills should I get?
Special power up looks good.

>>184227637
Are you proud of being A rank?
Anyways the normal slosher is good, but the tri is 100% overpowered especially because of its kit

>>184229039
I need the sailor suit NOW

>>184229226
The kit is worthless. You get a shit burst bomb and ink armor, which isn't going to get you in range of anything for a kill.

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>be blaster
>at egg drop off
>mothership comes
>start to cry
>team mates fighting furiously on the front lines
>im the only one here to fight the mothership
>spamming for help
>1 egg gone
>little pops from blaster
>2 eggs gone
>more little pops from blaster
>no one is coming
>people came!
>they drop off eggs and go back
>tears welling up
>3 eggs gone
>gripping strap controls out of frustration
>4 eggs gone
>accidentally trip special
>stingray begins to melt mothership
>team mates return more eggs
>at quota, no more, no less
>second ship comes in
>standing on bow of the ship
>able to see team mates just fighting frantically
>2 team mates down
>soon after the mothership renders pop second stingray
>didnt even get a chance to attach itself
>3 team members down
>mfw team mates and all enemies coming to me
>pop
>pop
>pop
>cant hold them back
>cant get close enough to revive others
>cant jump off bow
>match ends before I get swarmed

>>184229371
Unsubscribe

>>184229226
I'm personally pacing myself. I'm A, B+, B. I really feel, if I reach even all A's relatively quickly, I'll move on from the game. Getting S's would just be more competitive but still more of the same.

Please tell me how to stop losing on Starfish Mainstage

>>184229417
down voted

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>>184229469
>U

>>184229363
And that, my good friend, is how I know you're a fucking C- shitter
Burst bomb and ink armor are LITERALLY the 2 best subs/specials right now, but yeah I guess you need to get out of the trench and make use of your ant brain before you can see it

>>184229469
See those platforms all around mid? Use them, especially the roost right in front of spawn with the divider.

>>184229165
Most people don't seem to get that the ball is more of a panic button than an offensive attack, It suits a slower gun like the 52 gal.

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How's my 80s Neon Demon

>>184229723
shit ur fresh af anon

>>184229608
ok

Did lewd drawanon draw any more lewd

>>184229608
if you think ink armor is good you're a retard

the only reason ink armor is considering even remotely ok is because teams stack it and constantly have it up

>>184229723
bout to steal your look anon

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>>184229681