/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>184188608
3rd for pls draw my woomy being condescending

>play rank earlier today during the afternoon
>go 3 - 9
>play rank tonight
>go 10 - 2


What?

Mayo is about to take the biggest fucking L

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Reposting this for the Europoors to vote:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13560042

As determined by previous polls, out of the remaining two voted weapons, which weapon do you consider to be the biggest crutch in Splatoon 2, /ink/?
Previous results:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13552055/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546026/r

STOP MOVING AROUND WHEN I'M TRYING TO REVIVE YOU! HOLY SHIT DO I HAVE TO HOLD EVERYONE'S HAND IN THIS FUCKING GAME

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>>184188741

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>She's not wearing any pants right now
>She REALLY loves that Splatling

>>184187687
>>184187793
For the mothership stages, we need 2 people killin the boxes, one person being the egg runner.

Also if you have the stinger. You can start shooting the mothership the second Grizz warns you, to save us time.

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>I would rather (and have) suck off everyone whos ever eaten at crusty seans and gargle their cum then eat that icky mayo
Why do people like marina again?

>>184188864

hot

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i basically never see the nozzlenose in turf war

is it bad?

>>184188854
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!

If you didnt pick mayo you're a diabecuck

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>never touched rollers/brushes at all in splat1
>mfw pick up octobrush after 30 hours of maining nzap and aerospray and go undefeated for 2 hours averaging 8-10 kills and 900-1000 turf inked per match

You mother fuckers were right, this thing is busted as fuck and I love it

>>184188848
I say Aerospray not because it's a good weapon. It's shit. The reason I think Aerospray is a crutch because it's really good in TURF WARS. It's a crutch in Turf Wars, but when it's taken into ranked the crutch is kicked out from under Aeroshitters' hands and they fucking suck. THAT'S what makes it a crutch.

>>184188608
>No updated news
>Same OP image for the 3rd time

Holy fuck if my teams weren't shit i'd be dominating every match with the dualie squelcher, WHY THE FUCK IS THE DUALIE SQUELCHER SO FUCKING GOOD.

Alright, so I've figured it out. You need TWO ink saver mains on the jet squelcher. It's just too ink inefficient for only one. But once you have two, you rape. NOBODY can deal with the range, and unlike the splatling you can actually go up and get aggressive.

Someone should make a mayo cake in Pearl's image next weekend

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Draw anon please

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>>184189031
>he plays turf war

>>184188867
And I got demoted that first game, sorry about that.

2 more wins and we'll be right on track.

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>tfw only good with bucket

Best weapon for babbies who can't aim?

>>184189031
whenever i use it i always get killed in a 1v1 even though i think i'm landing shots
do you need to be especially sneaky or are you literally just running into peoples faces and mashing ZR

also are you aiming up slightly or straight on

>>184189274
Try rapid.

>>184189274
I meant what is the best GUN for people who can't aim,

I want to get better

>>184189274
>B-
>good

but yeah, buckets are great for poor aimers. Same with (vanilla) rollers.

DUALIE SQUELCHERS ARE THE NEW CRUTCH KING

>>184189520
how so

>>184189405
I'd honestly say the blaster for a GUN. Considering its splash damage, it's not a bad weapon if you aren't necessarily good at aiming. Although once you DO get good, it becomes even better with potential one-hit kills.

>queue into Rainmaker for the first time
>wander off away from team trying to hunt enemies
>get sniped
>respawn and bunch up with team as we make a push
>enemies force us back and get control
>game devolves into a stalemate
>win with 54 vs their 51

This is like a completely different game.

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Can any drawfag do mine? Posted it some time ago.

>>184189327
Not him but a mix of both

Ambushing from behind and above usually works, I run swim speed up and go whichever direction the other team is neglecting

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>keep getting connection errors
I just want to grind ability chunks!

SR is absolutely impossible with randoms

>>184189674
the problem with being "sneaky" and ambushing in this game is the fact that you have to be in ink to ambush. If the enemy is attacking and you flank around, you HAVE to expose your position just to get to them because you have to ink the ground to swim in it. Someone is bound to see your approach

Shit sorry about botching that SR with the splatling and the steel heads. I kept getting slapped by Chum when I tried to aim at their heads.

>>184189747
sadly it's all I can do since im not a profreshional

>>184189571
They're good

>>184189327
I ran it with Ninja squid. It's a great skill to use with octobrush to sneak up on people with, but even rushing head first I still won about 80% of 1v1. From the few hours I played it, I realized rapid blasters pretty much shut brushes down, so I don't engage those players head on.

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>>184188984
Please draw my womby (on the left).

>>184189828
In B rank at least most people are too focused on the objective to catch me half the time

I'm sure it will get harder

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thanks for letting me know how to get my prizes! I was really confused

>>184189747
Wanna buddy up? Not a profreshional, but I haven't had too much trouble with SR tonight.

6644-2767-8878

How do I get good with the splatling? It's fun to use but I'm only really good with the N-Zap

Salmon Run loadout RNG is silly. Profeshional's should be allowed to choose what weapon class they want their weapon picked from

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I NEED to violate Callie!

Haven't won a single profeshional matchyet. Who's idea was it to not include at least two normal guns? Who's idea was it to include THE INK BRUSH, NOT EVEN THE OCTO BUT THE FUCKING INK BRUSH.

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me on the left

do you guys play in TV mode or handheld mode

>>184190096
Yeah, inkbrush is so bad. The only thing it's good for is luring grillers

whats the best weapon for powerlevelling

>>184190023
I'm only Overachiever if that's cool

>>184190218
TV all the time. It's good to actually god damn see your enemies.

Any Profreshional homies up for some SR?

Fuck salmon run tonight. I'll try at normal people hours and maybe people who can use this shit weapon lineup can help.

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>>184190157
>looking up at the sky
nice one baka.
>>184190218
tv, so I can record gameplay and actually see more than just my squids butt.
Not complaining, but I need to see other butts for reasons.

>>184190327
What rank? I'll play with you anon.

>>184190218
Handheld, since wearing glasses is uncomfortable for more than an hour

>>184190218
TV because >>184190283. I played story mode in handheld and it was pretty comfy though.

>>184190218
TV
actually I use my monitor but it's still better than the tiny screen on the switch.

>>184190218
TV. Handheld is actually impossible.

>>184190218
tv so I can use my pro controller.

>>184190372
I'm fucking PONDERING OKAY

>>184190282
Fine with me, just gotta finish my current match.

>>184190218
TV mostly but handheld when someone wants to watch TV

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING WITH THIS SALMON RUN?

THE WEAPONS ARE GARBAGE

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>>184188864
>Be inkling girl on your birthday
>race out of bed to see the great present your parents said they got for you
>It's a box nearly the size of you
>tear into it like a wild animal
>holy fuck
>It's a goddamn Heavy Splatling
>the same one you've been eyeing through the window at Sheldon's every day
>you thank your parents profusely then start practicing wielding your new weapon while the power supply is charging
>it takes nearly all your effort to swing the heavy gun around
>you feel powerful
>battery is finished and you eagerly plug it in
>a tenative squeeze of the trigger causes the barrels to spin, torquing the gun in your hands and creating a strong vibration from the drive motor
>you don't feel just powerful
>you feel like a fucking GOD
>time to go to work
>enter the day's turf wars at the local area
>lots of interest in your new piece
>jealousy? Intimidation? Probably both
>game time begins
>you hoist the Splatling off the ground and run out of the start gate and begin inking some turf
>footsteps around the corner
>spin barrels up to max
>three enemies come around the corner
>you barely see the look of panic on their faces before you release the trigger
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
>they disappear in a torrent of blue ink, discarded weapons, and clothing
>spin the gun down, feel the adrenaline in your veins
>you've never done THAT before
>you ride out the rest of the match as a paragon of mayhem and destruction, leading your team to victory as the MVP
>you head out of the arena and move to a staging area bench
>only when you sit down do you notice your legs trembling and feeling damp
>did you get hit and not notice?
>doesn't appear that way
>only when you "accidentally" brush against yourself do you realize
>you're horny as FUCK
>uh oh

>>184190262
I find it also helps in making a beeline to getting eggs left around and really fucking good at running away when the quota is met, there's seconds on the clock, and your whole team is fucking dead

>>184190724
Sounds like you aren't a good enough Grizzco(tm) employee.

WE SURVIVED 3 HIGH TIDES IN A ROW.

USA! USA! USA!

Also made it back to profish, sorry about that

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>>184190736
C-continue?

>>184190652
Alright send, you can go ahead and open up a lobby

How useful is thermal ink?

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I dont think I'm getting any other wins today, also tons of motherships and folks who dont know how to play those rounds

>>184190991
Not very since you usually kill whoever you're shooting almost every time

>>184190736
More please?

>got a heavy splatling during a high tide mothership stage
>shooting down the little guys left and right, we're drowning in eggs
>motherfucking teammates aren't picking the eggs up
i'm gonna report them to head office for being such terrible employees. it's like they want the business to die.

>>184190923
Give me a few minutes, starting to pour outside.

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>>184190736

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>mfw i just realized you can't roller over enemies anymore

>>184191228
Wait, really? I could've sworn I've been killed by getting rolled over, was this just recently changed?

>>184191179
no problem

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I just realized the life preserver on your back is your ink tank

If I get one more Salmon Run where some chucklefuck quits within SECONDS of the game actually starting, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Three games in a row where some stupid cunt quit immediately. Next update I hope they change it so that if someone disconnects, you don't lose your ranking.

>>184191438
That would be a nice change.

>>184191323

I mean, unless I'm just retarded, I just bounce off everyone.

>>184190724
Everything's fine but that blaster. The real issue is having a full match actually stay FULL.

>>184191396
Well, nevermind me playing for the rest of the night. Just lost electric. Sorry anon.

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Oh god. The squelcher dualies are actually perfect.

I'm a bit confused, what can you do with the regular eggs you get from Salmon Run? Do they work in single player or are they actual currency for buying stuff?

>>184191572
>inkbrush
>good

>>184190405
Profreshional. But now i'm laying in bed and my switch is across the room.

>>184191228
>>184191323
some rollers kill if you run over someone

others bounce you back and you have to roll over them again to kill them

>>184190724
They're not bad, just very situational.

>blaster
All round good support gun, good damage on direct hits. Airbursting will kill large groups of small mobs with no problem and can also help deal with bosses as well. A good weapon to have on griller levels to deal with the small fry with one burst.

>splatling
Designated boss killer, will kill most bosses within one full charge. Swim, charge, kill. Also good for making ink lanes so that eggs can be delivered faster.

>brush
Crowd control, re-inking turf. Not good against bosses, but good for keeping mobs off of your splatling/blaster's back while they're doing their magic. Will also help re-inking turf to create lanes.

>roller
Similar to the brush, but can also clear a path of small mobs on the way to the basket. Can also help with bosses, but not to be relied on to kill bosses.

>>184191551
Are you playing carbon roller and forgot?

>>184191551
Are you using carbon? I know I've rolled over a few guys so far

>>184191616
I'll take a brush over a charger any day. Those are worthless if you get surrounded.

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>Marina will never drool all over your "Octoslapper QX-2"

Why go on

>>184191591
You get more pay the more eggs you have
Pay is Job Score x % payment
Job score is golden eggs x (power eggs/200)

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Where do I get the update notes?

>>184190997
To be fair the game doesn't explain mothership stages (or the griller right away) very well to you for your first time.

>>184191575
it's cool
maybe another time

>>184191228
You probably tried to roll over someone with Ink Armor.

>>184191682
Just sleep with Inklings like a normal squid.

>>184191621
Dammit, I wanted to play with a competent person..

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>>184191682
Why is Marina such a whore? Everything she says is some kind of sexual innuendo

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Holy shit I love this weapon

>>184191707
Individual or between everyone?

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>>184190736
>Her face the while match

>fry the heavy splatling
>can't keep a charge while swimming
how the fuck do you use this thing

>>184190736
>give yourself a few minutes and a cold drink and you seem to be back to normal
>that was strange
>next battle begins
>get two back to back eliminations and hold middle single handedly
>oh fuck it's happening again
>you have to start bracing the gun on the ground in between shots just to stay standing up
>each burst vibrates your whole body as you fend off the waves of enemies, making you even weaker in the knees
>good thing you wore the layered skirt today otherwise you feel like you'd be pretty conspicuous right about now
>last 10 seconds of match
>try to get some last coverage and also avoid collapsing and start pleasuring yourself on the spot
>over confident dualie user come around the corner yet again
VRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
>the huge ink tank bumps your thigh, transmitting all the vibrations of the burst to your legs
>K.O.
"Mmmmmmph!"
>you feel yourself go over the edge as you bite down on a knuckle to keep from screaming across the entire field and alarming everyone
>your legs finally give out and you collapse on top of the Splatling as you shake uncontrollably
>you spend the next few minutes drapedon your belly over the Splatling's ink tank, panting with your tongue out and a stupid smile on your face
>that was so wrong
>but felt so right
>after a few attempts to stand up, you finally manage to drag yourself and your weapon off the field
>you can still barely stand and your heart is pounding
>with that you decide to head home early
>you smile and think you yourself on the walk home
>and you almost considered getting the dualies...

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How does this make you feel?

>>184192090
Everyone, also I messed up, it's golden eggs + (power eggs/200)

>>184192161
I love Mario too, but we won't see his game for another 3 months.

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>>184192161
Same with me but I love pearl

Why couldn't it be mustard. I actually like mustard

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Hello, /ink/, quick question about amiibos;

Do you need to be a certain level to unlock all three pieces of gear? If not, how long does it take per 'meebo?

>>184192161
Why do you want quick respawn?
Or are you just using it for the faster gear exp? Tell us how often you get qr.

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>team mayo will literally be populated by "lmao le ebin semen jokes" memers too dumb to realize the ink is yellow, Pearl's legion of literal pedophiles, and autists that smother their food in bacteria-infested, processed lard because "durr I hate ketchup and puppies and recycling"

The choice has never been so blatantly clear. Let's paint the town red. And afterward, let's go out for a burger and fries.

Anyone down to play League?

All the normies, children, americans and SJWs are gonna pick ketchup aren't they?

>>184192161
people like mayo

they just dont realize it until they compare two sandwiches with and without

>>184191849
Nintendo knows who is actually playing this game anon.

>>184190736
>>184192154
Ok I'm fully erect now.

>>184192310
Right? With Callie and Marie, I feel like it was mostly even with their fanbase, since they mostly look the same, but with these two... oof. I'm not one to pick one based on the character representing either side, but now if I'm on the fence, the choice is obvious. Pick Marina since everyone else is also picking her because she doesn't look like a fucking troll.

>>184192145
Shoot from far away, get to high ground, help your teammates out from afar, keep good ink coverage

>>184192154
Wtf I'm a gattlingfag now

>>184192145

Defensively. Once you're charged up you pretty much auto-win unless it's an N-zap or something really close. You gotta prepare for the right moment when you step around the corner and annihilate the other team. You cannot play aggressively or you will absolutely fucking die.

It's also great for support, cutting off escape routes from far away or inking a path for your buddies.

>>184192284
I do not know the number, but you need a set amount of wins to get a piece of gear. A. piece. of gear.

So if you got the chest from one amiibo, you will need to get more wins for another piece

>>184192310
But burgers should only have mayo and mustard.

>>184192310

Implying it will be red ink. I'll wait till the ink colours but the dialogue is making me want to support Pearl despite liking ketchup more

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>>184192154

Just made it to B+ boys. This game is frustrating but goddamn is it fun. Still can't find a gun I really want to stick with though, been using the n-zap 85, splattershot jr, and dualies the most. what about you guys?

>>184192310
Remember the cars versus planes where cars won? That was fun

It seems like suicide to rush the base in Rainmaker if a couple members of the enemy team aren't dead. This is a pretty strategic game mode.

>>184192154
Holy moly anon

>>184192284
Shouldn't be that long, but you have to save your loadout to the amiibo and collect it's hat to start the countdown.

Reminder that all Ketchupfags will lose to us Mayobros.

Anyone around to salmon run? I need a team of profreshonals.

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>>184191849
Stop projecting, you desperate fucking degenerate.

>>184192557
>>184192621
I see. So let's say I scan all the amiibos and get all the hats; does the countdown start at the same time for all of them or will I have to do it individually?

>>184192310
catsup is actually shit tho
Mayo belongs on on all things
Sandwiches
Sushi
Pasta
Chicken
S'all good

>>184191849
Marina's going to get roflstomped so hard that Sean is going to feel it

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OHHHH MINI SPLATLING OOOOOOOOHHHH

>>184192676
individually.

x wins = a piece of gear then you start over. a single piece per x wins

My friend code is 2142-6504-2535. Need a team of profreshonals for some salmon run. Gotta get my funds back up.

>>184192593
>>184191953
Squelcher baybee, just went on a winstreak from ranking up from B- straight to B+

It was intense as fuck

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>tfw kraken is gone and there are no easy safe kill specials
>tfw krak-on roller is shit now due to roller nerf
>tfw can't get a squad to rank me up to A+99 like the good ol' days anymore
>tfw I can no longer savescum my rank up to S+99 after that
>tfw C- is too hard now with all the tourneyfags infesting low ranks
Fuck this game, Nintendo ruined it too much

>>184192798
Well what I mean is does it only count for individual amiibos; IE I get enough wins for a new piece of Inkling Boy's gear, do I also unlock a new piece of gear for the others?

>>184192828
I was messing around with that gun in turf war a bit today, seems pretty nice if you can get used to the fire rate. What kind of perks are you running on it?

DO NOT FUCKING ACTIAVTE THE ELEVATORS BEFORE LOOKING BEHIND YOU
FUCKING RETARDS HOLY SHIT

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>>184192690
Fucking. Disgusting. Mayo is for cole slaw and sandwiches only. And only some sandwiches. The rest? Fucking gross. I would never let mayo touch chicken. Kindly remove yourself from the gene pool so there's no chance of your taste being passed down.

>>184192693
>Pearlfags as dumb and delusional as Pearl is
It's poetic really.

Remaking Profreshional Salmon Run room.
1138-6992-5210

>>184192950
you'll be fine, you can climb

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>>184192857
What a joke

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Will /ink/ play with me if I've never played Salmon Run other than the traiing stage and used any weapon besides the SSjr and the 2 Sloshers

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>>184192690
Personally, I feel mayo's more of a supporting condiment than its own thing. It makes ketchup kinda special in that regard. Putting ketchup onto things as a direct enhancement, a bonus if you would, sounds better than using mayo to add to something like a sandwich. It completes the sandwich in most cases, sure, but it doesn't go above and beyond for a better tasting experience. It's just mayo in a sandwich. In a way of saying, I suppose ketchup adds that contrast, like on fries or a hotdog.

I mostly voted ketchup because red ink and being edgy.

>>184192857
>tourneyfags
Are you high? You're a dozen times more likely to encounter idiots with Aerosprays thinking they're still playing Turf War.

>>184192950
PANT THE SIDES AND CLIMB UP IT YOU RETARD

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>actually prefering mayo when it has a direct superior alternative

>>184192991
Two more.

>>184192950
calm down

>>184192942
I dont.. cant for

to

and

so and

you get X wins

you get 1 piece from 1 amiibo

you need Moaoaf[iA

TO FOR


and other amii

bitch what are you stuck on

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>ketchupfags never tasted a good mayo

https://twitter.com/Grizz_Co/status/891159646861496320

N-NANI?!

>>184193176
Are you from a trailer park or something?

>>184193259
no one cares about your rp twitter account

>>184193105
>get cockblocked by the elevator by one millisecond
>now have to do the slowass roller attack to paint it up while theres a shitton of salmon on my ass
>die
very epic! kill yourself

>>184193069
>or a hotdog
You are going to catch flak from some people for putting ketchup on hot dogs. But I like it too. Ketchup, mustard and relish is my go-to. Still better than mayo on hot dog. Fucking ew.

>>184193253
>needing to be special-made to be any good
Still makes it objectively inferior desu.

>>184193105
>>184192993
Kind of hard if you're the brush, really.

>>184192991
1 slot left.
It's Lunari.

>>184192991
One more, c'mon guys.

>>184193259
Dude have you ever scrambled eggs, thrown on a cheese slice while things are still hot but put ketchup on the buns/bread?

its good

>>184192942
You need a certain amount of wins for 1 piece of gear total. then you reset. lets just say 10 wins gets you chestpiece from Callie. you need 10 more wins for boots, or chestpiece from Marie.

Can someone explain the splat tee exploit? I know its cheaper to scrub it than anything else but what does scrubbing it give me besides a clean shirt?

>>184193386
Ability chunks.

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>tower control

>>184193386

Ability chunks I assume

>>184193386
you get ability chunks that let you add specific abilities to gear if you have 10 of them.

>>184193386
ability chunks

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>>184192978
never underestimate the power of dick
>>184193176
>we went team mayo because we actually prefer mayo

POST YFW YOU GET AN AEROSPRAY USER ON YOUR TEAM IN RANKED

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>Roller on a Goldie wave

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>>184193381
This "X amount of wins" thing is a bunch of crap.

At level 9 I just scanned every single amiibo and they all gave me all 3 pieces of gear at once.

DUALIE SQUELCHERS ARE MY NEW MAIN. STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY RAIFU.

t. that obnoxious nguy who keeps talking about playing a bunch of Splatoon 1.

>>184193386
When you scrub off an ability, say Main Saver up. You get an ability chunk Main Saver up. 10 chunks and you can pick your own stat on an empty slot for any gear.

Normally to scrub one ability you need to spend 20k.

The Splatfest Tee is 2k. Throw some exp up food and holy hot shit titties you got tons of chunks

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>>184193423
Oh boy, its slosher time

>>184192947
2 ink saver mains, 1 swim speed up. The 2 ink saver mains are pretty necessary with how ink hungry the weapon is, but with them you can throw your toxic mist and ACTUALLY have enough shots left to fight effectively. And the swim speed isn't NECESSARY, but it's always useful, allows you to outplay people close up a bit more.
You could really run anything as your third ability, though I'd particularly suggest run speed, swim speed, ink res, special charge up/saver, or tenacity. Maybe thermal ink or haunt, but I've never used the latter and never got the former to be useful.
It's also worse than it looks in Turf War, since it's mediocre at inking quickly. If you play mostly Turf Wars, the splatling has the same range but MUCH better inking capabilities. But in ranked modes, where the fights generally take place around the objective and inking huge areas of the map quickly isn't as vital, it really shines.

>>184193486
>squelcher
>rifle
??

>>184193337
>Wall, the roller
>Jump splash gives you a vertical attack that paints a clean line up the elevator
Nice job retard. And if you were a millisecond behind, you could have been a millisecond faster, fag. Now get buttfucked by the salmon like you deserve.

>>184193338
Splash upwards.

Lunari, should we just start it with one random or should we wait for one more? seems like nobody's gonna join.

Mayo is used to enhance something's inherent flavour, that's why it has more of a neutral taste. It's for making sure you food isn't dry as fuck. Ketchup is made to BE the flavor , you put it on plain shit like clucker bites so little kids don't get bored of the flavor

>>184193526
I thought exp food didn't affect clothes?

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>>184193481

>>184193386
>exploit

The range on the new squelcher is so shitty. I want the old dual squelcher back

>>184193565
Shooters are the Assault Rifles of Splatoon. SMGs too, but Squelcherw and Splattershot Pro are ARs.

>>184193543
Nah, I mostly play ranked but I try out weapons in turf war before taking them there. Thanks anon, I'll try this out.

>>184193484
Thats probably because you had a ton of wins in a timeframe. I am level 9 now and purple squid amiibo gave head/chest

>>184193629

Just use the Jet

>>184193582
Oh, you're still playing? Thought you called it quits after getting the second super bonus.

>>184193584
I prefer mayo, but I'd rather win more Super Sea Snails and voting with the popular trend is a surefir way to earn more snails.


t: guys with an 80% winrate on Splatoon 1's Splatfests. Dogs, Rollercoastesr, Marshmallows etc etc etc.

>>184192357
>and SJWs
Why would SJWs give a shit about ketchup?

>>184193581
Yeah its a shitty slow windup while Im getting shot at by the laser and bomb bosses. And then I die because my shitty edgy non teammplayer "teammate" couldnt wait half a second for me to jump on.

I dunno, I'm seeing more mayo pics than ketchup pics in the square...

>>184193791

>inb4 ketchup is colored and mayo is white

>>184193791
do you have any idea how many sugar canes DIED for ONE bottle of Katsoup?

fuck you man

>fighting it out with an enemy
>pops splashdown/inkjet
>have to instantly shoot directly above me (which you often can't) or die instantly
Outskilled.

>>184193791
Because mayo is white and therefore a symbol of white supremacy.

How come I never see anyone using the umbrella gun? I kind of liked it in the campaign

>>184192154
>finally make it home
>parents ask why you're home so early
>say you had some really intense games and got tired
>if they only knew
>you tear down and clean the Splatling then take a cold shower yourself before bed
>about a half hour passes lying in bed without a sign of sleep
>roll over and look at Splatling in corner
>you really shouldn't
>but you're totally going to
>you grab the gun, detach the giant ink tank, and sit it next to your pillow
>you hook up the power supply and engage the clutch to keep the barrels from spinning
>your heart is pounding partly from excitement and partly from the fear of getting caught
>you squeeze the trigger as little as you possibly can
>without the gearbox and barrel assembly the motor itself is pretty quiet
>well looks like round 2 is happening
>you eagerly discard your shirt and underwear and rest the gun's handle between your legs
>you barely squeeze the trigger like before
>hoooooooooly shit
>It's a thousand times more intense than before
>and way more concentrated on where you want it
>you pull the gun tight to your chest, the cold metal like ice
>you increase the motor speed just a little bit, then back it off again as you ride the edge for what feels like an hour
>finally decide to finish yourself
>a last bump of the trigger sends you over
>you bite down on the end of one of the barrels as you have the second most intense orgasm of your life
>second most because you accidentally bump the trigger right before it ends
wrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>the motor revs up to full speed
>even faster than earlier without the barrel and gearbox stopping it
>it's like being in one of those paint mixers at a hardware store
>another even more intense orgasm hits you
>you fully scream into your pillow this time
>good thing you sleep with a fan on
>you're still breathing heavy and twitching even ten minutes later
>pull gun tighter to your chest
>best night of sleep you've ever had
>cleaning the gun again was a bit of a pain though

>>184193750
I hope you lose just for not picking what you like and going just for snails. People like you ruin the fun.

whens the dick vs pussy splatfest?

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>Gattling gun on the zombie rush down with high tide

>>184193952

Not out yet for multiplayer. It'll be an update like the new dualies was tonight.

>>184188913
It's good, but it's hard to use.

>>184193996
Yeah but my fallback excuse is idol loyalty. Pearl grew on me but Marina is top tier.

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>>184193481
I got three in one team. And four on the other team. It was horrible.

>>184193952
Its not out for multiplayer yet

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Alright every single one of you fucks listen up and listen good. Sick and tired of the same 5 of you squibs being squits about this shit.

When you scan an amiibo, it starts counting your wins. All Amiibos have the same counter, but many of you probably scanned them at different times, not activating them. Mainly Callie and Marie because story mode.

Now, if you scanned Inkling Boy (Blue) day 1 and went strait to turf wars you probably unlocked everything for that particular Amiibo already.

Now if you scanned classic inkling girl, you need to get more wins to unlock her shit.

Same goes for all other amiibos.

OKAY? Go out there on Turf War with Aerosprays and unlock your shit. I do not know the number of wins needed to unlock, but losses DO NOT count against you.

>>184193381
Ugh. That's a real pain in my ass, but thanks for clearing it up.

>>184193960
https://pastebin.com/8wYRFaM5

I'm never gonna be able to play Splatling seriously again

How come I NEVER see the dynamo? It's in the game, but nobody uses it. Nobody really uses rollers at all outside the brushes, come to think of it.

>>184193705
hey, this is pretty good. thanks, anon

>>184193806
>Slow windup
>Not using the side that's not swarming with salmon
>blaming your teammates.
Mr. Grizz didn't hire you to collect excuses, he hired you to collect eggs. STOP BITCHING AND STOP SUCKING.

>>184194142
No. Dont listen to him because hes an octarian sympathizer.

>>184194130
Go. Get wins. Scan all your shit.

>>184194172
I see it in league battles quite sometimes. I think most players just can't get it yet. You have to be a pretty high level.

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You are now imagining Marie torturing DJ Octavio

Anyone else stuck in A rank? It's pretty neat to see the future S rankers just breeze in and rack up 22 splats while I struggle for 10.

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>>184190736
>>184192154
>>184193960

God bless you anon

>>184193960
Someone please art this

>>184194172
When I unlock it, you gon' see it. The game and guide description make some serious promises on its attack capabilities, so I'm hoping to have some of its former glory back. It was my main before everything fun in the first game got nerfed into oblivion because normies bitched on twitter.

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Share your kid and their fresh gear.
Also, I have to admit I have a problem finding a weapon I like. I really like Roller, but I feel like there is something better that I haven't found for me yet.

Changed text files 1.0.0 -> 1.1.1:

\1.1.1\CoopStageName.msbt
\1.1.1\CuiMsgWin.msbt
\1.1.1\GearBrandName.msbt
\1.1.1\GearName_Clothes.msbt
\1.1.1\GearName_Head.msbt
\1.1.1\Narration_LobbyVersus.msbt
\1.1.1\OBJ_Enemy_NPC_NotInGame.msbt
\1.1.1\TalkNews.msbt
\1.1.1\TalkShopWeaponExp.msbt
\1.1.1\TalkVender.msbt
\1.1.1\WeaponName_Main.msbt


Changes to WeaponName_Main.msbt:


Umbrella_CoopAutoAssault: クマサン印のシェルター -> Grizzco Brella
Charger_CoopSpark: Removed (was クマサン印のチャージャー)
Twins_Gallon_00: Added (Glooga Dualies)
Twins_Gallon_01: Added (Glooga Dualies Deco)
Twins_Stepper_00: Added (Dark Tetra Dualies)
Twins_Stepper_01: Added (Light Tetra Dualies)

Shooter_BlasterCoopBurst: クマサン印のブラスター -> Grizzco Blaster


Anything else I should bother with?

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mini splatling's kit has literally zero (0) downsides

>>184194304
I am now imagining Marie sexually torturing me

>>184194410
Grizzco blaster and grizzco brella? What does that mean, the ones you get while playing Salmon run?

>>184194569
Probably, yeah.

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>>184194410
>Dark Tetra
>Light Tetra
Zelda DLC confirmed?

>>184194410
You just made me doublecheck that I wasn't in /hbg/. Shame on you, ScrotuM.

You should find a way to edit the gear we save to amiibo to save us from grinding for chunks though. That'd be real swell of ya.

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>>184194563
...or sexually torturing Marie?

Why is Kimono Marie so sexy?

>>184194721
I post in /feg/ with my trip, too, and lots of other threads without it, shouldn't be too surprising.

I'll probably look at the amiibo savedata eventually. Can't find documentation anywhere for splatoon 1's savedata, which is annoying.

>>184194723
Marie is shit, stop it.

>>184194410
Data miners are cancer in this regard. I want this shit to be a surprise

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What's with all the unfresh looking gear on Splatnet recently?

>opponent has a good inkjet player
>your team doesn't have a charger
So I should just quit when this happens, right?

>>184195019
He literally put it in spoiler tags so your grouchy ass could preserve the surprise. Knowledge is power, you fuck right off.

>>184194828
may the anger of calliefags remain everlasting

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#Mayosquad W W @ ?

>>184195086
A truly fresh squid could make a good looking set out of that gear. Unfortunately I'm not one of them.

>>184195141
Ignorance is bliss bitch.

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>>184195192
right here homeslice

>>184195191
How's your fidget spinner collection coming along?

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>>184195192
right here, baby

>>184195192
Probably in prison.

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bullied

>>184195356
it's going oneless my fellow skid

>>184195192

Word. Going to pounce the turf with Splash o Matic. I'll be named Not Mayo.

I still can't get over the fact that Sheldon has a fucking flying truck.

Why is this shit so funny?

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>>184195192
Here.

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>>184195192
Mayos are the elite

>>184195506
>octobrush
>not a knock out
>bumnuggler

shit image

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>be grill squid
>use splatning gun
>Get turned on by gun
>Also get shot a lot
>Start equating pain with pleasure
>Become a masochist on accident
Is this Sheldon's real endgame ? An army of heavily armed masochistic squid girls ?

>>184195192

I'm a Marinafag but I'm #MayoBoys till I die desu

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https://twitter.com/AyaseLewis/status/889969447561302016 please include this in all future OPs

>>184195506
>Octonigger
Cruuuuuuutch

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The way it should be.

>>184195640
you can't keep splatting them if you get a knockout

>>184194723
Traditional girls best girls
t./pol/

>high tide
>pushed back to basket
>zero ink
>entire area is green
>three team mates down
>they're looking at me and spamming help
>I have the heavy blaster
>there's litterally nothing I can do
>takes me 10 seconds to die as I slowly crawl through enemy sludge

I'm so sorry team

>>184195506
>

>>184195663
#booyahback

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How the shit do I use those stupid Capsules in Salmon Run?

>>184195642

Sounds like my kind of guy really

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>>184195192
Here

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>>184190218
handheld, because my tv adapter is broken.

Has there been a poll for Mayo or Ketchup yet?

>>184195820
Play long enough to earn bonuses and then go check the window next to the door to grizzco

Dualie squelcher piece of shit

>>184195820
Go to the booth next to the Grizzco entrance and ask for a bonus.

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>>184194723
because kimonos are hot as fuck

>>184195917
It wouldn't matter, we are a vast minority of the playerbase

>>184195192
Mayobro reporting in

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>7 straight TC losses
I don't think I've ever been so angry at a video game

>>184195920
It's cool and all but it actually has a kinda low ttk
I'd rather just use the jet squelcher, which makes up for the low ttk by having range up the ass

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>>184194828
Stay Fresh, anon

Christ, this game can get fucking intense.

I'm picking the game up tomorrow but I want to make sure
Can anyone confirm the game can connect over a mobile network? ARMS can't and I unfortunately can't play it anymore because of that.

>Bought the sunset orca shoes with I think swim speed up off annie without really thinking
>They appeared in my shop today with the drop roll thing
>Can't buy it because I already have it
Well shoot, good thing I don't absolutely need the shop pair I guess. Is there a way to get rid of gear you own?

Anyone got that pic of the inkling that brought a real gun to a splatfight?

>>184195939
Traditionally girls didn't wear underwear u set kimono apparently

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>>184196053
>but it actually has a kinda low ttk
you sure you didn't mean to say high, because a low ttk is a good thing

>>184195506
Damn and I was growin an ego from the 25 kills I got a moment ago.

>>184196143
Try buying them anyway, see if that works

Try not to hit all the fucking fountains on the goldie wave, it's very easy to get overwhelmed with this set up.

>>184196143
No, but you can order the drop roll pair from someone in your hub that has it to replaced the pair you have the next day at Murch.

>>184196178
I did and I'm retarded

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>>184196075
Don't worry, I will.

>>184196201
He says I already own them and takes me back to the shoe selection.

>>184196272
Cool shit, glad you can still get the default versions of clothing that way. Thank you.

>>184196075
I have this irresistable urge to go down on Marie and just devour her squid pussy and make her feel good

>>184196426
It's good to make your waifu feel great

>>184196426
And where is that squid sisters threesome?

>>184196112
Other Anons have been doing just that. Be warned, Spla2n is kinda bitchy about any connection hiccups. If youv'e got a good connection then it should be fine.

Really at a loss here. I got up to S in Splatoon and I'm getting stomped in C- after wrecking people in turf wars. Instead of fixing the game, it feels like they just broke it in different ways. Players feel way too strong for such a low rank. Don't know if it's my weapon or me.

>>184196502

Callie is an Octarian idol now. She likes their style too much

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>>184196502
>Agent 3 and 4 probably got to have threesomes with Callie and Marie

I'm out boys, thanks for the pay

>>184196571
Grab an octobrush and just be an annoying cunt with it, seems to work for everyone else

I want a slice of life anime about a group of four grizzco co workers who spend their free time attending concerts and fucking around in turf wars

and over the series they bond and learn the true meaning of friendship

>>184196584
You misspelled Marina.

>>184196584
>have her all you want, you'll never get rid of those octarian swimmers floating inside her

>>184196687

Are Agent 3 and 4 your Squid or is there a canon version of them at least gender wise

>wanting Marie
>After she's been stretched out properly by the BOC
>After she willingly put the glasses back on and ran back to daddy dj
Lmao squidbois can't handle

>>184196973
Agent 3 is canonically female as she appears in a Sunken Scroll in Splatoon 2

>>184196947
4 is a woomy if we go buy official art.
Don't remember what Splat1's art was for story mode.

>>184196871

Marina has been seduced by inkling society. She may not be one but she thinks like one

>>184196990
>>184196947

We've been through this before, Octarians reproduce by chopping off their tentacles like some kind of weird reverse starfish.

>>184196858
I would enjoy some deep intrigue about how the salmon came about, see their mideval history. Knight squids. Where is squid Belka? Did they fight a lot, or was it all pretty much 1 squid society in the world

>>184196990
Uh anon, Callie is the one who was abducted and brainwashed...not Marie

>>184197136
Explain Marina's appearance then .

>>184197196
Maybe he's from the parallel universe where Callie won the last splatfest.

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>he doesn't play turf war for kills

>>184197213
marina is the pinkfish

>>184196687
>4 people
>threesome
Back to fish school with you cod brain.

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>>184197282
>equip luna blaster
>let aerospray cucks to the inking

So what are the odds ketchup will be 3x popular like icecream was?
I mean mayo can be good, but there are foods you practically eat just as an excuse to eat ketchup.

Mayo is an ingredient that is good but forgotten, ketchup is the topping that takes over the meal's memory.

>>184197296
>Callie+Marie+Agent 3
>Callie+Marie+Agent 4

>>184197213
Ask the devs, I'm just repeating what the art book told me.

>>184197296
Those were two separate ideas in one sentence, i.e. "Agent 3 got to have a threesome [in Splatoon 1]" and "Agent 4 got to have a threesome [in Splatoon 2]"

>>184197282
I'd punch you in the mouth if I met you in real life.

In fact, I'd end up punching your head clean off because your bone structure is so shitty.

lunari crew, try to stay together, jesus. Every time I turn around one or two of you is off on the other side of the map.

>>184196990
You mean Callie
>>184197039
Which scroll is this?
>>184197136
Octolings as the highest form of octarian reproduces sexually as does Octavio since he is the most evolved octarian living, and his personal tentacles are used for the bosses.
They gotta have some genetic diversity though, and octolings would make better spies if you could fuck em
>in the seedy underbelly of Inkopolis a bunch of octolings hookers run amok, collecting seed to fuel their war machine, laying large clutches of eggs for more octolings when they can
Normal shitter octarians are basically cloned ones, smart as dogs

Jesus Christ jet squelchers are too good. Why do so many people run from it's subweapon though? Doesn't it just mark people?

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>>184197389
Shut it and go ink your corners. The real pros gotta practice killing.

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>>184197389