/ink/ - Splatoon General

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13560042

As determined by previous polls, out of the remaining two voted weapons, which weapon do you consider to be the biggest crutch in Splatoon 2, /ink/?

Previous results:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13552055/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546026/r

GIVE ME THE FUCKING BRUSH

What do the salmon run shirts do

is the salmon run rotation good?

Drawanon here

Post woomys and I'll draw them

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W H Y

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>new dualies in one hour

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>be the one with the splatling
>Steelheads show up
>can't get to them
>wiped

>>184167118
>people are actually voting for the aeromeme
you guys need to play literally any mode that isnt turf wars

aerosprays are completely worthless there

why can't i give my inkling titties

>>184167356
>willingly wanting to be useless to the team
Why?

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>moray towers
time to jack off until the update hits

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How do I Inkbrush?

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>Keep getting stuck with idiots that go to the ends of the lanes during low tide

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>>184167369
Posted last thread but I'm posting it again
Replaced the shoes with punk boots but they haven't arrived yet, Murch is a slow bastard

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>>184167369

What is the strat for the mothership round?
I've only seen it once and wasn't exactly sure what to do.

>>184167392
blaster can deal with steelheads pretty well if they can reach them
the inkbrush has literally nothing going for it
literally nothing

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>>184167369

>>184167671
Those eyelashes look awful on Pearl.

>tfw get to overachiever and fail to win once

Some overachiever I am

>>184167506
Because nintendo are enforcing patrician taste
DFC>Cowtits

I got the first bonus
16k gold
That was nice
But fuck this stopping here

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Imagine being Marina in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Pearl, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tiny body and horrific gremlin monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my idol character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old fan in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Marina and not only sit in that chair while Pearl flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fivehead and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PEARL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of woomies and octolings and later alleged inkling rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Octarian HQ. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Judd calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single inkling in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Marina. You're not going to lose your future singing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>184167369
please

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>>184167369

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Any over achievers wanna team up?

SW-1336 6766 3112

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I need Profreshionals

1418-5835-8201

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>>184167369
Having no amiibo to do cute poses is suffering. I really gotta find one somewhere that isn't online.

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>>184167369
Intentionally made schoolgirl woomy because I want to see a 2D schoolgirl woomy

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SHALL

>>184167087
>Not updating news with new weapon
nice one

>>184167516
>Won the game due to superior brush ability
Is the rope store open in your area

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>>184167885

>>184167359
It's just a 3-star shirt. The main ability is randomly decided when you pick it up.
They also have a chance to have one to three sub-abilities already on them, which you can just swap for ability chunks if you don't want it.

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>>184167369
Pls make her smoke a cigarette backwards and try to be cool. Like a wannabe parisian

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>started off just awful and one lose away from demoting
>Win enough to get back to the starting point

I want to count my blessings and get out of dodge but that siren song of the super bonus...

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>>184167369
please

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THE BLASTER IN SR?

>>184167516
I'd rather the cancer that doesn't know how to use the other weapons get it than someone who could actually be filling a more important role better.

Can someone who speaks moonrunes tell me why the Dual Squelcher is picture here as well as the dualies?
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/890861058230853637?s=09

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>>184167369
Hope I'm not too late or too ugly ;-;

>>184168498
When you dodge-roll, the two halves become one again for a second while you shoot

>>184168421
Use airburst dummy

the inkbrush is so fucking useless it's slow at even getting the elevators up

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>>184167369

>>184168421
You shoot the bosses. Direct hits from it fuckin murder everything, so dishing out sustained damage is paramount.

>>184168498
Seriously anon? It's the same gun. They split apart.

>>184168568
Hahahahah ya garbage

>>184168498
The Dual Squelchers was split in half and became the new Dualie Squelchers.
The gif you are seeing is when you do a roll and shoot afterward - it combines and becomes the dual squelcher for that animation.

>>184168032
Your fault for not making the thread before OP when the last thread was 50 posts past bump limit.

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>>184167087
POST REWARDS /INK/

PART 1/2

>>184167087
post squidbagging

Purchased a Switch with Splatoon, will I regret it?

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>>184168670
PART 2/2

>>184168546
>>184168637
Oh, I see
Thanks anons!

>>184168005
added

>>184168649
Maybe because I wasn't here when the new thread was being made.

>>184168007
Just make your own

how do glowflies work? does them being attracted to you do anything or is it just pretty lights?

>will have to play Splatoon 1 until this Sunday
Fuck, tomorrow is gonna be a long day

>>184168741
Fuck no you won't

>>184168861
Enemies only swarm you.

>>184168861
it makes the salmons attracted to you read the manual just stay back

>Rank down
>Go all the way down to 40/99 points
No fuck this. Fuck this I am so done.

>>184168861
all salmonids change target to you

>>184168861
the one with the flies is the one that gets rushed by salmonid

>>184168774
Opened a room

Where is everyone? Circle jerking in Discord?

what is the best ability for the grizzco shirt?

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>>184145773
>>184145773
>people shitting on 4
B-but I picked that one because it's the only one that has a tail and because it's cute ;_;

If they had a ponytail option, I would have picked that one instead.

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>>184167476

>>184168865
I've been tempted to boot up the old Wii U to read all the sad Miiverse posts. I saw a few before 2 came out. My favorite was a dude assblasted because 2 wasn't on the Wii U. All I specifically remember was his post said "Seriously Nintendo?"

>>184168670
What do the X's on the Spec Up and Respawn Up mean?

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>wiping on go-getter
I SWEAR TO SHIT ITS MY TEAM

>>184168865
Am I missing something? What's happening tomorrow

>>184168670
Out of curiosity, what do those colored balls in the top right corner represent?

>>184169274
my other extra rewards see
>>184168761

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>>184168714
Ok

>>184169258
its the last day anon won't have splatoon 2.

>>184169258
Nothing, really. I'm saying that I won't have Splatoon 2 and my Switch until Sunday.

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>>184169020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbI0cMyyw_M

>>184167874
Its really funny you stole a /tv/ meme. It's great. Please spam it in more threads.

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>>184167369
Pls anon

How much better is the superbonus compared to regular bonuses? I mean, I got a double coin ticket, which is nice and all, but I'd really rather a shit ton of ability tickets or coins.

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>>184168714
There's this posted by a previous OP also

>get deranked to overachiever
>first game is a mothership round 1
>splatling and blaster fuck around doing nothing at the egg basket while me and the roller try desperately to swat crates out the sky
>only needed 8 eggs and got 3

>>184169453
It's random.

Fuck!

Inkbrush is the SR surprise MVP

>>184168670
>>184168761
Don't have two. What do those ability tickets do?

Shawn made a new room.

Also looking for one more person.
1418-5835-8201

>>184169660
Who's surprised? CALL THE MEDIC I NEED TO REVIVE

Ranked been pretty sweaty today on my end.

>>184167739
If you can get some height, the brush can take down Steelheads with the right mashing. It can take down anything actually, as long as you get in range.

>finally get to sit down for a little bit of semen run
>get a phone call and have to leave the house
PLEASE IM OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

>>184169898
Salmon Run is literally garbage this time around anon

>get a shoreline invasion on wave 3
>Easy game, I think.
>get the brush
>total of four Steelheads spawn
>blaster and splatling guy dead on the other side of a map

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>184169979
I haven't been able to Run since last weekend, I have zero moneys to buy fresh gear

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>>184159502
The drawanon who drew this please draw my squid. Your art is adorable

>>184169660
Splatling should be if anyone knew how to use the damn thing.
No one, randoms, fucking gets that it has such long range.

>>184170012
run and save them it's your only job

Damn the inkbrush runs out of ink so so fast

I miss Spawning Grounds.

>>184170035
Same here. Fucking west coast.

>>184167671
>hair/tentacles colour-coordinated with the outfits
>yeah let's only swap the hair style/colour
why

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>win first round of salmon run with current set at profreshional

>>184170210
A degree in tumblr art only gets you so far. Most are calarts washouts and only made it to basic background coloring which is why everything always looks like shit

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did they buff the maw's radius or something? fucker's fucking impossible to get out of now

Can soneone give me SR tips?
Like roles you have with what weapon
Or which bosses to focus first and just general tips

man the resolution goes to SHIT in the story mode hud. I want good shots of Marie damn it

>team leaves me to defend the egg basket from the mothership with a fucking roller
>spam "this way" but they still don't come
>barely make the quota because of egg theft
please

>It's another aerospray doing nothing in ranked
You're fucking A rank how are you so useless

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So have all the S-rank players moved on from the C and B ranks yet, or are those ranks still littered with tryhards at the moment?

>>184170596
Get good you worthless sack of shit.

What am I supposed to do at the mothership bit? I only saw it approach at the very end and we couldn't kill it in time.

>Time up on the first round
The fuck were you guys? Did you all ignore the stingers on the beach for shits and giggles?

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Good job lads. We did it.

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>literally cannot get past halfway into go getter
what the fucking cunt do

90% of the people in profresional at this point only got there because quad shooters carried them. Give it a few hours and they will be dragged down to their real rank

>>184170836
shoot the little flying guys before they drop their cargo
keep an eye on the mothership and POUND IT if it gets close

>>184170553
>poeacher calling egg theft
What nerve

>closest I've come to victory in SR has been with a team of only three
Jora, MooBear... You guys are legends.

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>>184170836
When Grizz says "Don't let those slimy Salmonids near my eggs!" you need to get to the basket as soon as possible
Literally drop everything to get there, and hold out at the basket until the mothership arrives, and then focus fire on that

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>really rough start and debated quitting
>kept going anyways
>starting to get a steady stream of wins
>close to maxing out Profreshional now

>>184170809
Rude

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>>184167369
Hope you can get to mine as well.

>>184170836
Read the manual nigger

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>griller wave
>with these weapons

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>>184171005
I just ranked up into profreshional. I kinda want to rank back down.

>>184171330
Lol no you aren't max is over 400%

>high tide
>glowflies
>issued splatling
>feel like a god damn mother fucking god

>>184171450
>game forces you to go through tutorials for the bosses
>doesn't bother to cover gushers and motherships so everyone is asking about them
they need a part 3 of the tutorial

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I'm sorry we lost the first round, please let me play again and prove I'm not shit....

>Make twitter account just so I can post pictures from my switch
>"We noticed automated behavior from your twitter account. Give us your phone number! :)
FUCK. OFF.

I think I'll just start throwing my ranked matches to get back down to see. B rank is not fun at all.

>>184171745
Grizz tells you there's more shit you dont know about
The manual goes over all the different events

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I did it

FUCK THE BLASTER
Can't fight bosses with it
It slows you down
Takes two shot just for one fucking chum it's so fucking bad in this mode.

>here everyone demoting in this and last general
>profreshional
do I just find an /ink/ party or risk demoting with randoms?

>>184172060
Congrats, it scales up to 300%, you're 1/3 there

>>184172060
welcome to hell

like

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>>184172060
That's not max.

>>184168865
Almost the same bro, my Switch will take another 5 days until it finally comes to me with Zelda, Splat2 and my dear yellow joy cons.

Can't fucking wait for Mayo vs Ketchup

>Goldie hunt wave 1
>Wave 3 11/11 high tide double Maws
I'M ONLY AN OVERACHIEVER GIVE ME A BREAK

>>184172148
You're doing it wrong shitter.

>>184172259
Maws are easy to deal with tho

>>184172259

At least maws dont even put out any ink. Or if they do, its a tiny amount. Literally the easiest boss.

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>>184167369
Hope I'm not too late.

>>184172060
impressive, people actually scoring up despite this wepn selection

>>184172259
>Goldie wave
>Drops tons of eggs, probably enough to meet the quota
>Teammate REACTIVATES ALL THE FUCKING GUSHERS IMMEDIATELY

COLLECT THE FUCKING EGGS FIRST YOU FUCK NUGGETS YOU'RE JUST ENSURING WE GET FUCKING OVERRUN AND LOSE THEM

>>184169335
You motherfucker I love you

Of course the time I finally decide to get into Salmon Run the weapon selection is awful

>no way to skip off the hook
>there's only like 5 unique conversations before they start rotating

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>high tide steel eels
>high tide goldie hunt
>grillers
>>>>>>>>>>with this fucking weapon selection
This game is gonna give me a fucking aneurysm

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can people please spam help when you're dead so i can tell when somebody has died

there is basically no indicator except the thing at the top and that doesn't say much

>Maws plus Steelhead
>you're the Splatling and your teammates are on the other end of the shore

>>184171509
Look on the bright side anon, it's impossible to rank down now

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>this Salmon Run loadout
Ah... so this is what Salmon Run hard mode is like...

The pro controller feels so much better for this game than the joycon controller. Wish it had the clicky ABXY buttons though.

>>184171108
those eggs belong to grizzco!!!

>not good enough to carry myself out of C-
>stuck getting shit for partners who don't get any fucking kills at all

Man fuck this game.

>hightide
>glowflies
>inkbrush
send help

>>184172318
Okay, how do I do it right then fucker?

>wave 1 is a glowfly wave
>you have the heavy splatling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43-yYGQwSo

>>184172759
maws is one bomb and steelheads ARE your splatling targets this round

TWIN DRILLDO TIME

DUALIES ARE LIVE, BOYOS

SPLATFEST HERE

>>184172148
>Can't fight bosses with it
what the hell are you doing? it can even deal with steelheads if you're close enough, and it three shots stingers

>The Sheldon of condiments
holy kek

>>184172939
Not that guy, but have you tried aiming?

DUALIES ARE HERE

>ketchup runs through marinas veins

Gross.

SPLATFEST NUMBER 1

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>the Sheldon of condiments

I dislike Marina but she is spot fucking on with how awful Mayo is

alright anons who /teamketchup/ here

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It's mayo time

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who team cumming inside pearl?

>I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap!

You know what to do, drawfags.

>>184172359
>>184172428
Maws is like the one in the car, they're more support for the horde than an actual boss. If you're getting overrun or don't have mobility she can definitely fuck you up.

>>184167087
Just played my first octobrush match, holy shit this thing is as absolutely brainless as everybody here says, I love it.

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Only team ketchup can (You) this post

>>184173157
Eat your tomato jam with your nuggies faggot.

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>I mean, I like him and all, but slow down, crabman!

MARINA IS A THOT

>>184173196
Me!
But I have to side with Ketchup this time, sorry Pearl

>>184173265
RED REPORTING

Now off the hook comes on when the maps change

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I just came to show off my image and leave.

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Post yfw you're not a a filthy mayofag.

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>mfw I just want to vote for whatever team will win for sure so I can get more snails

Fuck this, what is most likely to win? mayo and ketchup are too common to know what the moronic masses prefer

>>184151461
>>184159963
>>184152315
2nd request from the lewd thread

warning: i can't draw perspective or shoes
http://imgur.com/KWQczuI

>>184173265

Red Squid reporting in

>keep losing within a few eggs of round 3
>retain Profreshional rank every time
>start losing at round 2
>lose 70 percent of the bar and go back to Overachiever

Welp, I'm done with this till Sunday.

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>>184173383

>Tell them the good news!
Marina is pregnant?!

>>184173324
>best feelz

We Eurobros gotta stick with mayo, the ONLY right choice, right?

Leave the ketchup do US faggots who put that even on their fucking steaks

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>Using inkbrush
>Teammate needs help
>Roll over a group of chum with breaking a sweet
So this is the power of the inkbrush.

>>184173481 I still can't tell if Calamity Ganon or Dj Octavio was more epic.

>>184172572
Where are they broadcasting to? I don't see a huge screen on the lobby tower.

Alright let's draw some kids.
You guys can watch if ya want.
Bring your own music.
/mtbin
on picarto

Oh boy time for every match to be nothing but the new weapon

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I still can't believe we're getting a cum vs blood splatfest

>team can't mash through this fast enough
Get the fuck off the screen shit npc

>>184173530
Eww, no. This is Splatfest, not Frenchfest

>>184173530
Ketchup on steaks is a meme. We just say people do that to freak out foreigners.

>>184172939
Don't aim directly at them. Aim so it explodes next to them.

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>>184173383

>>184173530
Only bitches and faggots like swallowing sticky white shit.

>>184173546
Inkbrush can't one shot chum while rolling

>>184173619
>Cum
>Yellow
I think you better get that checked

>>184173706
Small fry it can though

>>184173383
Fantastic work anon
Now draw a woomy getting a bonus from Papa Grizz
the bonus is cum

>>184173619
Bukkake VS Guro

>>184173265
Red Leader standing by

>>184173530
Philadelphia puts ketchup on mashed potatoes, when cream and brown gravy go so much better. Fucking degenerates
t. Texas

>>184173781
>Mayo
>Yellow
>Not White

What's Pakistan like?

Wait.
They announced the splatfest but it's not til next week?

>>184173265 (you)

https://youtu.be/wAM6kq36z6U
Goo tubers BTFO!

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>tfw i actually like mayo more than ketchup in most cases
>tfw i am all about marine and pearl is mediocre

torn

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>>184173383
Not bad, i can see what you were going for here, but heres some tips. Its fine if your cant draw hands and feet very well, since for sketches , a general blob in the shape of a hand with some lines indicating fingers will do in a pinch, but i cant excuse the lack of detail in the face. The face, for something like this, is the money maker. Generally you're head is too blobby, the lack of inkling eyes, and more defined hair makes it seem like this is just some random kid marie decided to molest, and not the inkling it was based on. 6/10 anon i KNOW you can do better

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>>184173781
WHAT THE FUCK

why is mayo yellow
fuck off nintendo

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Woomy!

>>184173941
Check the slatfest colors nigger. Unless you're colorblind.

>>184173951
is this your first time playing

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>>184173383

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/891117529707405312

Japan got the same theme too.
Each region will have separate results.

we cumfest now

>>184173976
I've seen that gif before, what is it from

>>184173265
Marie/Marinafag reporting in

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that's not very E10+ of you, marina

Murch says he'll scrub your splatfee tee for only 2000 g

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>>184172559
>You motherfucker I love you
What? All I did was post a webm of somebody squidbagging, I didn't do anything.

Here's another.

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>NA still doesn't get white ink

Why do we keep letting them get away with this?

How do the new dualies feel Woomyfags?

>>184174030
Yes.
I, like a lot of people, never bought a shitty PiiU

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>>184173265
On the destined night, we all take the weapon of destruction and paint the town RED.

>>184173976
https://youtu.be/cjp-Gyo5tNM
Ketchup tastes better on fish than mayo

If you're not in Team Mayo, off yourself.

These duelie squelchers seems pretty neato.

>>184167516
To make faggots like you angry.
>>184167087
>OP didn't bother updating the news
A faggot like always

>>184174135
zankuro

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>>184174156
S-somebody for gods sake draw marina licking a greased up trap RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>Turf War for some fun and money
>Entire enemy team is wielding new weapon and berets

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>>184173383
As the person who requested the Marie lewd, thank you

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>>184171386
>mfw when I see landing marker only to know whole enemy team runs splashdown

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>>184174156
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!

>>184173976

Always pick based on theme alone anon

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Don't tell anyone else though.

Ad Splatfest, still slighly mad its not Mustard vs Ketchup, cause thats more often seen as competing duo. Mayo its kinda off

YOU CAN WEAR THE SPLATFEST TEE IN MULTIPLAYER

I got the shirt, is there any point to playing salmon run besides that? The rewards seem lackluster compared to just climbing the ranks and getting lots of cash and experience.

>>184174358
TIME TO FARM CHUNKS

>>184174387
More shirts to find the perfect main slot

>>184174387
>cash
>experience
>the tee
>tickets for sean

>>184174382
Just like the first game. They give you a week to level it up.

>>184174387
Not really, especially with the weapons making it such a slog.

>>184174240
>PiiU
Fuck off /v/

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>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it still somehow feels warm in your mouth!

NoA's just fucking with us now aren't they

>>184174240
well splatoon 1 was better so sucks to be you

>>184174358
Looks like this will be designer intended "right" way to get chunks

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You people weren't kidding about the weapons in this rotation. There goes the superbonus.

>>184173265
h-heimen blood reporting in

>>184172526
I actually like this weapon selection.

Heavy Splatling has awesome range and burst
Splatroller and ink brush are great for both mowing down hordes and saving lives at the same time Blaster .....Look they can't all be winners ok?

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>>184174521
post splatfest dialogue for us /noswitchyet/ here pls i wanna be involved

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>mfw someone actually chose mayo

>>184174572
>>184174358
so wait do you grind it out then scrub it off to be lots of chunks?
doesnt that 2k number go up as more abilities are added to the shirt?

So apparently Murch scrubs splatfest tees for super cheap, about 2000 per scrub. So I guess farm your chunks now.

>best weapon is released
>nobody discusses it
Am of disappoint.

>>184174735
>best
eh
due to the split reticle its effective range isnt much higher than the actual dualies
although the roll is pretty good

Where the fuck is the Splatfest thing

>>184174735
Splatfest announcement overshadowed it

>>184174470
>>184174475
Ignore these, it's a load of shit.
Play SR until you get the bonus for the day or shirt for the month and that's the height of things you get from it. Ranked and honestly turf war play are a better way to spend your time.

>>184174358
2000 to wipe all 3 slots?

is this the new chunk meta?

>>184174475
But as I said, it seems all of those could be consistently gotten through just playing the normal modes. Why would I grind salmon run for the chance of getting a ticket, experience, or money, when I could just play a mode that gives me guaranteed experience and money?

>>184174470
I was considering that. My shirt was quick respawn which sucks. I think I'd take nearly anything else.

>>184174735
Its super broken, super good range and very slippery. Will get nerfed to the ground.

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>>184174735
FUCK I FORGOT
I'm gonna be playing all night, baby

Wait, so I can wear this splatfest tee in normal games?

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>>184174358
>>184174703
And this is what I get for not reading the thread, my b yall.

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>high tide grillers
>post up at the end of the map with splatling
>take out every single griller before it gets halfway to my teammates
>even took out the one gunning for me on my own

Mix mayo and ketchup together and you end up with the superior condiment.

>New Weapon comes out
>My team is still 3 aerofags
How? In the first game, the lobbies would always just be 8 of the new weapon.
They are a high enough level where they would unlock it and still have tons of money to spend.

Dual Squelchers feel pretty good desu

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>>184167668

>>184174617
Yes, still its more dependand on team work, you actuallly need people who will fullfil the roles you mentioned correctly, then it works, otherwise it falls apart faster (than usual)

Wait, so what's the downside to the dualie squelchers?

It's got a longer range than the splattershot, a solid kit, great mobility, AND the dodge roll. Plus it looks fucking sick.

>>184174909
You didn't play 1? Disgusting!

>>184175013
Those eyes made me chuckle

>>184175013
THIS MOTHERFUCKER

That there's a good picture.

>>184175060
yes

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>It's a "Goldie wave where none of your teammates know what to do" episode.

>>184175013
>inkling that ate too many memes and splated into maximum over-smug

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>Hate Ketchup
>Hate Marina more
I will my idol, even if it means eating a whole jar of mayo

>>184173706
Two hits are you need

>>184174687
seems to be fixed price, which makes it great because all the other normal gear is 20k

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WHY THE FUCK DOE SR KEEP RUNNING WHEN THERE'S A DISCONNECT
FUCK OFF NINTENDO

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>>184175013
Thanks anon

So the general consensus is ketchup? I don't like both, I just want snails.

>>184175276
It scales down in difficulty but you have to get to the next wave I believe. I'll take it over automatic loss.

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>>184175178
YOU GAVE ME AN INKBRUSH GRIZZ. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP?

>>184175365
I'm picking based on my favorite color.

I actually liked mayonnaise (not as much as ketchup, mind you) and Marina just ruined that shit for me.

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Guys I made it!

>>184175365
Most kids will probably choose ketchup, so keep that in mind
I would choose mayo for snails but I actually despise mayo so much that I'm going against my judgement and going Ketchup

>>184175431
Good job.
Now enjoy going up and down between 20 and 50 points in professional and never reaching and even higher pay grade.

>>184175431
Congratz, welcome to high (noon) tide hell

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>>184174156
I tried..

S H E L D O N
O F
C O N D I M E N T S

What lv do I need for new dualies?

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>>184175559
THIS is your idol, marinafags

>>184175431
Welcome to hell.
>>184175365
Ketchup will definitely be the popular pick thanks to octogirl. The question really is which side will have better players and whether mayo will win in both team and solo categories.

I want to lick Marina's grease trap so fucking bad

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>>184175559
>Those panties
I don't even like Marina but holy fuck

you guys should go mayo cause it's white like cum lol

Holy shit I just had the best run of Salmon Run ever. Profreshional, have the best team ever, 23+ eggs a round. Our 4th drops out on the last round and we end it with everyone dead but the quota filled.

I don't feel strongly about ketchup but I absolutely can't stand mayonnaise.

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Reminder that vegan mayo is superior to regular mayo in both taste and health benefits

>>184175726
What da fuck xd Hahaha!

>>184175726
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!

>>184175559
this is why I went team mayo, fuck marinafags

>>184175750
Reminder that any other condiment is superior to any kind of mayonnaise in both taste and not causing nausea

Pearl confirmed for cum guzzling slut

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>>184175726

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>>184172179
>999
I can only imagine how horrifying those waves must be.

So I just saw the new weapon, is dual squelcher officially dead? Was my go to in 1.

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>>184175013
My dude, can you do my squid please?

>>184175854
Oh your poor little underdog waifu who isn't even the fucking underdog anymore.

>>184175559
Marina fans ladies and gentlemen.

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How's my team spirit?

>fucking Louis Theroux in a miiverse post
Or whatever the fuck it's called now. I thought 1 was the meme king but holy fuck.

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>>184167680

>>184175958
I think I read the difficulty only scales up to 300%, but that could be a load of shit.

>>184176096
I cant handle how cute all these squids are

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Tfw I had just scrubbed several pieces of gear earlier today

>>184176086
wonderful! keep it up mayobro

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request from yesterday , still taking requests if anyone wants them

>>184176096
thanks dude , he looks really cute!

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>like mayo more than ketchup
>like Marina more than Pearl
WHAT DO I DO

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>>184173383