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/owg/ - Overwatch General : doomfist sucks edition

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NEW COMIC:
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade
Animated: https://reader.madefire.com/work/OVERWTACH-DOOMFISTMASQUERADE/read

>Doomfist will become live on 7/27

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
http://www.overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info, Contenders League and World Cup 2017
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com
https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com

>New hero: James "AVGN" Rolfe confirmed by December

Old >>184050871
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Brian
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you will never get to touch widowmaker's shiny butt
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>ywn have sombra voice actor lick your cupcake
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Here comes T.Racer!
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Caution or irin?
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BEST GIRL
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>>184100653
>>184100659
>>184100752
>>184100825
kill yourselves
generals were a mistake
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Is it me or has the game gotten super shitty today? My first match today and the tank was a complete pussy. Wouldn't push or get his ass on the point. Saw him running around in circles shooting at the ground way behind the team twice. In my second game literally half my team were waiting outside a gate not doing anything while them enemy sat and waited too.
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>stuck playing healer for a team that can't get out of the spawn
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What hero would be the most cancerous if they could flash ignite
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>>184101035
Every good player is over at QP testing Doomfiat out.
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>>184101000
Anon, it's okay! I think the fact that there are people here who love the characters enough to post about them really goes to show how great Overwatch can be!
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>>184101094
This was QP. I avoid comp. I prefer the less faggoty of the two evils.
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>1 Terabyte of MyStErY PaTcHeS previous to Doomfist release
>Still have to download a patch for Doomfist
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nth for reinhardt's charge is still fucked, see you in 5 more months
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How to fix Pharah
>replace jetpack with fan the hammer
>each rocket does 60 damage
>has an 8 second cooldown
How to fix Mccree
>replace fan the hammer with jetpack
Actually I don't care about balance, I just want to imagine what it would be like to swap hero abilities around
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>>184101553
Reaper now gets genji's ult, replacing the sword with a side
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>people stagger themselves so hard that we end up given numbani 2nd point away for free
How is this even possible
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>>184101553
>reaper with blink
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>>184101973

>and sombra's passive
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>>184101553
>>184101949
>>184101973
>wallriding Reinhardt
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I fucking quit.

I fucking quit until something is done about one-tricks.

>A game off GM
>KOTH Oasis
>4-Stack, autolock Torb, Sym, Bastion, Orisa
>Are you fucking kidding me?
>Check their profiles
>Torb, Sym are one tricks
>Enemy team has a fucking modicum of common sense and runs Pharah and Sombra
>We get stomped every. fucking. fight
>Literally 0-100 first 2 maps
>Ask if they can please, for the love of god, change
>No response
>Third map they just start emoting and jumping up and down on the elevator saying "Hello"

I am fucking done. No one gives a shit about this game in ranked. From gurl gamer Mercy mains, to throwers to fucking one-tricks, this game is a fucking shit show.

I'm out. Fuck you Blizzard.
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>>184101389

In terms of skill importance

Charge is probably Rein's least important skill
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Why play ranked when you can only ever rely on playing a tank/support?
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>>184102234
Torbjörn and Symmetra mains can do wonders if you play with them together without getting tilted, though.
I love them.
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>>184100609
Is that not dramatically smaller than it is on Doomfist
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Post
>main
>dpi
>sens
>avg weapon accuracy
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>>184102234
Just don't play ranked. It's much more chill in QP, and even when it's a shitbalance you only have to stick around to the end of THAT round to avoid a penalty.
More XP too overall.
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hey guys! ready for another exciting day of post-doomfist-launch Overwatch, a hero you totally weren't playing in ptr for a month if you actually care? but now we get to play him in the LIVE server, in yet MORE meaningless qp and no limits shitfests, with a bunch of casuals that actually think he came out just yesterday and will git gud at him in a week! isn't it great? at least blizz had the foresight to fucking forbid me from playing him in a remotely meaningful or structured type of game, so that I don't go ruining everyone's esports careers by "locking in a hero I've """"never"""" played before right after release xd"
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>>184102278

not really an excuse to leave it fucked, when you do get an opportunity to charge it's basically an instant kill. I hit a 76 head-on on the first point of hanamura attack and he just walked aside from the collision, no push back or anything
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>>184102445
Reaper
600
8
25%

That number's irrelevant though, I empty clips into the floor whenever I'm walking from spawn
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>>184101973
>triple blinking straight into your face for 280 crit
Hell yeah
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>>184102639

Yeah not an excuse, it needs fixing.

But having Earthshatter and his hammer fixed is huge
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>>184102684

I actually dropped him since the bugs without knowing they existed for a while, wanted to learn sombra/aiming and played winston whenever with friends.
>earthshatter a M1+W reaper on eichenwalde's last stretch
>it misses him and he ults my team

still pretty sure they bugged him deliberately because he can't actually be nerfed, his kit is too intact.
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>>184102475
>just play QP bro!

Fuck off.
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>>184102806
>complaining about 'M1+W'
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>>184102445
Hanzo
1,200dpi
8 sensitivity
38% accuracy

I adjust sensitivity for each individual hero though, with zero-skill heroes like sym/winston at 15 and heroes like mccree at 6.
Most heroes I have between 6 and 10 though.

>How to improve your aim gradually
Lower your sensitivity by 0.05 after every game, it works, trust me.
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give me orisa protips /oWog/
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Kinda weird that they didn't do anything new with Numbani now that Doomfist is out.

At least with Orisa, they changed the attack spawn and payload.
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>>184103198
its because chu doesn't like nigfist
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>>184102445
>mercy
>don't know
>25
>33%
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>jump in the air, be invisible, untouchable forever
>choose any location to land on, have all the time to wait for stars to align
>300 damage in a radius.

Who thought this was right?
Doomfist has litteraly the only ult in the game that is a GUARANTEED kill.
>one of his other skills is also a oneshot that comes at you much faster than Rein charge.
Fuck these retards at Blizzard in charge of game design.
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Fareeha
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>>184103382

Don't forget he can be healed while 100% invincible :^)))
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>Rein's swing fixed
>Charge and earthshatter still miss things they should have hit
Small steps, I guess.
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>>184103198
What more can you do to Numbani? There's no war yet.
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>>184103382
It takes him forever to move locations and automatically drops down after a certain period of time.

Also, just fucking move out of the way?
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>>184100550
How is OP image OW related?

Answer: it fucking isn't! Don't make OPs if you don't even bother to post anything OW related, cunt.
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>>184103382
t. genji
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>>184103535
He has plenty of time to choose targets and wait for that one moment they are a bit more grouped.

>just fucking move out of the way?
I take it you never saw it in game. You can't dodge it if it falls on you, litteraly no time to move out. The only thing that can save you is a Zarya bubble, and that is with unreasonnable reaction time.

You can't defend this bullshit ult. It's the only one of which you can't mitigate the impact.
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>>184103772
>Genji having any problems dealing with Doomfist
Try Ana.
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What's the best recolor for doomfist in your opinion?
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Why do shitters hate dive so much? They would literally rather sit behind reintard's shield instead of fast-paced gameplay.
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>>184104073
I like his blue one a lot
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>>184103493
I don't know, but there's still no reason to escort an empty payload. Does Widow still have the "I'm not leaving here without that gauntlet" voiceline? That'd be funny if it wasn't taken out
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>changed rein's axe sound
>he still says hammer down
???
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How the fuck am I supposed to play aim intensive heroes in maps like Illios or Hollywood now that the crosshair barely has a dark outline and blends against the background no matter what you do

Also why is the crosshair still transparent at 100 opacity?

Fucking Blizzard
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>>184104121
Because they're too zetta slow.
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>>184104189
sunset or lake?
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>>184104121
Dive is fine, dive with Dva is cancer
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>buy smurf
>constantly win
>im getting matched with masters now
>my team still consists of beginners

lvl25 will be a long long road
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>>184103879
Nearly every character in the game has an ability to escape it, and lucio means your whole team can. It also puts him right in the middle of your entire team.

If you get solo ulted by any other character you're also going to die.
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>>184104269
I've been using a white dot sight since launch.
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REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
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>>184104121
Tanks.

People like playing Roadhog and Zarya because there's a DPS/fragging out component where they feel like they can still carry even if they don't get to be DPS.

No one wants to play D.Va because you're just facilitating your team to do work. Especially frustrating if your DPS isn't doing work. You can still get POTG bombs, but those are very rare and you're expected to use your ult just to zone out the enemy, which isn't very fun when you could get a huge Grav or something.

Winston is similar in that he needs his team to follow up, or he's just going to feed. He's not Rein where you can't get those fight winning Shatters.

It's also a very shitty meta to play support. Ana is a non-starter, you're a fucking masochist playing Zen in solo-queue, so you're either Lucio or Mercy, the two healers who have the "I got carried that round" feeling the most.
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>>184104454
yeah and you can't see it at all now that they fucked up the outline
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>>184104121
When I watch a game of dota, the draft is the most significant part of the game.

What strat will a team go for? Push? Rat? Deathball? Four protect one? Early game? Maybe they'll pick a carry like Naga, but no! It's a feint, they went Naga support and the opponent's picked to counter the naga support.

When I watch an overwatch game, there is only one strat passable. There is no variation in team compodition or hero choices, at best you'll see them pick one slightly optional offense hero like sombra, which everyone instantly starts playing in every game. It's an absurdly stale state.

Dive itself is fine, but when dive is ALL you can do, it sucks ass.
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How are they gonna fix junkrat ult? Shittiest ult in the game, slow, loud and gets destroyed in less than a second, can see it coming a mile away, I like the character but his useless ult ruins it
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>>184104469
Reminder that Macaroni loves to lick Doomfist's smegma ridden pee pee
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I understand some characters are more fun than others.
I understand some people are better with some characters naturally.

I still dont understand why someone would buy a team game with dozens of characters to only play one.
Even worse, why would anyone main mercy?
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>>184100550
>mid plat
>solo healing because of dps instalockers
>mercy one-tricks are the cancer killing ow
>mfw
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>>184104469
You keep misspelling Hanzo.
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>>184104763
Seconded
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>>184104763
diamond is much worse
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>>184103393
I want a Pharah 6pad
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>>184104385

Copy the koreans

Reaper + Junkrat vs Dva dive.
Reaper with healing support just moves right into the dva, moving around her shredding her as she tries to get DM on him to stop him murdering her

While junkrat loads grenades into her and her team behind her

Because of how DM works everyone funnels in a cone behind dva to stay protected. Junkrat loves that
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>>184104419
I feel that.

I made a smurf just to play Sombra (want to practice her in comp, don't want to tank my SR learning a new difficult hero, QP is a joke), getting to lvl 25 took a long time. I only played it a couple of hours a day, but it took at least a week.
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>>184104527
This is the problem with overwatch. People say the problem is a stale meta when the real issue is that there's a meta at all. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with blizzard but they do this autistic take turns style of balance where every team type gets their time to be in the spotlight but these comps are never all simultaneously viable.
Blizzard have got to have the biggest joke of a balance team I have ever seen
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Why do half the characters not have ankles and lower legs in this game? widow hanzo pharah and a couple others all look like their legs or the lower half of their legs are metal and don't have room for someone's legs/ankles to be in their armor
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Here comes the T.Trace racer!
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So who counters Vi, I mean Doomfist?

I need to know so I can preemptively counter pick those shitters
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>>184105069
you're too slow then
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>>184104954
There is always meta in every game, thats why bans exists. Too bad ow has fuck all characters, so implementing a ban system is not an option yet.
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i thought the summer games had started now
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>>184105030
>widow hanzo pharah
They have ankles and lower legs.
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>>184104885
yea im not going to play reaper or junkrat they are two most boring dps heroes in the game
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>>184104857
>still missing her summer games voiceline
Now I'll never get it
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>>184105141
Here: let me fix it

One ban (voted on by team)
Hero exclusivity (if they pick d.va, you can't)

there boom fixed
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>>184105030
muh artstyle. literally the only """good""" explanation anyone has ever given

some of them even look like ball joints. it's stupid
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>>184105108
Bastion, anyone with range, the dive DPS do good against him because he's Boykin levels of big and they can juke/out range him.
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>Sunset skin has the nice brass gauntlet
>spirit, caution and leopard have the blue glow

I can't choose
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>>184105313
>Hero exclusivity (if they pick d.va, you can't)
All this means is that one team's just going to always have the advantage.
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>>184104885
>Enemy goes Soldier and takes highground

Hurrrr

Literally the only reason this works is that it took people by surprise and a PROFESSIONAL team are coordinated enough to avoid being exposed to high ground.

Not something you can even think of running in solo queue lol
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>>184105319
Were you one of the guys that though Pharah was an amputee?
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>>184105428
Standard way to compensate is
>team one pick
>team two pick
>team two pick
>team one pick
>team two pick
etc, trade first pick/last pick for two picks in a row

also with two bans before there's a very small chance that any one hero with enough power to determine a game will get through. Any that is, should be nerfed anyway.
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>>184105634
I didn't participate in that debate much, but at the time yes there were canon/official images that certainly made it look like she had ball joints.

So whether she does or not, they drew and circulated pictures that looked like it.
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>>184104530

They said they're experimenting with either more health or more speed, not both though.

I hope they go with more speed. More fun and harder for enemies to shoot and matches the idea of being a fucking tire. More health will feel like shit because they could double the health and soldier would still destroy it in a fraction of a second
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>>184104805
>Shimadacest
Absolutely patrician taste my friend
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>>184105832
>shimadacest

brotherfuckers leave this thread asap. bunch of degenerates.
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>>184105458

>The pro scene doesn't apply to pub games, you cant just copy what they do, anything can work, so theres more than just soldier tracer genji winston dva in pubs

>But you cant play off meta weird things either, because only pros could possibly make that work

People will literally talk circles around themselves just to excuse their inability to play
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>>184104921
took me 2days to get to lvl25 the first time i started playing but this is going to take an eternity,i lose every single game without a single exception
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why does he E goes so fucking far

its impossible to control
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>>184106013
Before you drop the toaster, lewd the dragon loli.
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>make a post on official forums that maybe its a bit unfair that enemy doomfist ult is invisible until the last half second
>get barraged with memelords that say shit like 'lol if a plane crashes into you irl theres no circle'
>get downvoted to hell because I dared call out shit game design

absolutely fucking cancer. never going there again.
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>>184106097

Theres a targeting reticule on the ground to show you exactly where you're going
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>>184106138

You can tell who he's gonna go after by listening to the sounds and by common sense over who the best target to go after is.

Its bad enough they even show the circle for half a second.

Git gud shitter
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>>184106365
how
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does doomfist right click punchy ability one shot a dps even if he doesnt hit you into a wall?
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>>184106570
49-100 (depending on charge)
49-150 (wall impact)
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>>184106570
No, the one shot comes from the punch and wall crash. Although the punch to wall travel distance seems like it got reduced to me.
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What Overwatch Hero could you easily cosplay as?

pic related
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Is there anything worse than a healer bitching at you when you are Gold elims, gold damage and even get POTG?

I always feel like throwing when some lowskill healer is demanding that I do more than kill 3 people alone every fight.
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>>184106734

Junkrat, I guess.
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>>184106734
I am not korean, though
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>>184106540

When you're in the air, look at the ground and you'll see a big blue cone where the slam will take you
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>>184106893
but what if i use it on the ground

also what does the number charging up mean
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>>184106734
Mercy
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>>184106734
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>>184106734
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>>184107086
This picture hurts to look at.
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>>184106734
Purple bean.
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>>184107332
>>184107152
>>184106979
>>184106862
>>184106734
None of these replies are women, I guarantee it.
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>punching
>dash punch
>shields through abilities
>ult that makes you untargetable

hmm, where have i seen that before...
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>buy game
>play for 10 minutes
>refund it and get all my money back (based blizzard)

not impressed with the game 2bh
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>>184107540
All you have to do is look at Orisa to see that Blizzard already ran out of steam for new hero kits.
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>want to git gud with McCree
>can't aim for shit
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>aim is significantly better after taking breaks from the game
>goes back to being bad again in couple of days
i dont understand
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>>184107639
>buy game that's full of smurfs
>rage quit because I don't know maps and get rekt
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so will Niggerfist and new balance updates counter dive enough?
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>>184107907
I got gold my first game, not that it matters.
And how hard is it to know the maps when they're all just have 3 paths?
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>>184107918
It will add more value to characters that mess up dive too.
Seems like blizzard is reworking a lot of characters to kill the dive comp.
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>>184107418
duh. and none of them would pass as one either.

and of the ones who are female, they don't actually resemble the character.

that's how the internet works, and that's how a lot of cosplay works.

But an important lesson in life is that it can just be fun. You don't have to resemble a character to like them, and sometimes people just have a fun time dressing up. A lot of cosplay is just having fun. So don't worry too much anon.
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>>184107918
No.
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>>184108008
I dont understand their view of thowhog. They are adding more armour to him but it's not the health that fucks him up. It's the lack of one shot hooks. He is going to be as shitty throw pick as he is now but with more armor
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>>184108185
Just remove his gun and make him have 10000 health so he's even better for throwing.
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>>184108185
The one shot hooks weren't suppose to be the thing that defined Hog in the first place.
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>>184108326
what was? being fat? he doesn't really have anything else going for him
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It baffles me that people thinks Zarya now being the best Mercy counter is a good thing.
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>>184106013
Really? I got to about 50 in a day. I stopped at 47 or 48. I'm only 70 now though after 2 months.
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>>184108008
Doomfist, McCree's buff, and Zarya's buff don't really fuck with dive. If anything, Zarya's buff and Doomfist really just fuck with every other composition. Junkrat himself I doubt would do much to affect dive either.
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>>184108185
The problem is they're trying to salvage a character that literally should never have existed in the first place. Hook designs are trash and have no place in any game.
There is a reason why in Dota, in lol, in hots the hook characters were all nerfed to meme pick levels.
It's just fundamentally flawed by design because it's a zero risk high reward ability
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>>184108326
doesnt matter really. I didnt like hooks but I dislike dva winston tracerr genji every game more.

I would reduce the range of the hook and make being back one shot hooks to 200hp heroes. I would get rid of the m2 so he is more like every other tank. All tanks have short range except robotic cow but she's shit anyways
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>>184108387
His hook and pulling people out of position, not going around out of position just to one-shot everything.
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>>184108551
More like shitters complain because they find those types of characters frustrating so the devs cave and nerf them.
>>184108603
They should have nerfed or even removed his self-heal if that was the problem. Make him more dependent on his team.
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>game is dead
>eu is deader
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>>184107796
Go into target practice and move to the first two bots in front of the spawn. Lock onto one of the bots' eyeball and start moving left and right back and forth while keeping the crosshair as close as possible to it. Do it for a few minutes to get the feel of it then move to the backyard and start shooting each bot's head. AIM SLOWLY at first and make sure you never miss.

After you are done with target practice load a map with medium 2x lucio / ana / soldier / 2x zen bots and increase their hp pool / health gain. Put max hp for yourself and unlimited ammo with no cooldowns and put it on skirmish. Start practicing your aim with tracer or soldier first then move to mccree or widow after. I usually spend a good 30mins in that mode.

After all these just load hard ana bots with headshot only max damage and practice your headshots with mccree. Should be a lot easier now.

I just copied EFFECT's training method basically and shortened it a bit. My aim took a 180 degree change after a couple of days,and its really easy to notice the improvement.
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>>184108603
Oh yes, the famous flanking hog meta that literally only exists under diamond.
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>>184108851
>Make him more dependent on his team.
Well, he's more dependent on his team now.
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why cant they make junkrat's bombs faster instead of adding spam mines and those fucking traps. Junkrat is not played in higher because his bombs are too slow to hit anything but he is played in lowest ranks because he has the crazy spam combo. Now they made him even stronger in the lowest ranks and more annoying in the higher ranks where very few pick him
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>>184108961
You need to start with widow/cree and move to 76/tracer later imo.
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how do i hit mccree's right click
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>>184109174
simply be close enough to the target duh
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>>184109119
Different strokes for different folks.

This method worked for me, so im hoping that it can help others aswell.
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>>184109264
Does effect do this routine for 30 mins every day?
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>>184109347
His warmup is actually 2-3hours long. I just shortened it because sometimes i dont have much time to play.
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>>184109098
Dependent on his team to not report him for picking the worst character in the game.
>>184109080
I'm in masters and flankhog was by far the most popular way to play him here.
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>get paired with a masters drop out
>he picks hog
>check his stats
>he's been playing hog since season 2
>after two minutes he's done nothing but dying
>ask him to switch because he is useless
>"Im roadhog main bro shut he fuck up" and leaves voice chat
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https://youtu.be/PKphy2LutKY
**PR**
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just downloaded a patch that was something like 260 mb wuts dat
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>>184108505
Roadhog will have utility against Doomfist and his walking heals will make him less boned against quick fuckers
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>>184109807
this new character she's a robot horse or smth pretty cool to be honest family
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Avatar or Spirit?
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>>184109347
Let me correct myself,it varies from 40mins to 2-3hours,ive seen him training for that long before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLHOHx5gk-U

He plays osu and uses a program that i dont recognize. I replaced it with donttap / 10fastfingers to keep my grip/fingerspeed on top.He also doesn't do the robot eyeball tracking,thats something i took from a random youtube video which surprisingly worked.

Honestly my aim was beyond terrible and i was only able to play supports but now im a lot more confident on my tracer/soldier/mccree thanks to him.
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>>184109830
Unless he's running around at the speed of sound while healing he's still boned by the quicksters.
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>>184109980
Avatar obviously.
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>>184104347
Lake, the one with the blue arm/gauntlet and blue pants.
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>>184109745
I can't wait to read posts like this about mercy.

Nerf all the crutches.
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>>184107868

It's because the neural pathways begin to generate from lack of use so you lose the bad habits, but them you're reforming them.

After a break you need to do aiming exercises like moving on to the bots and clicking on when you're sure you can hit so you form good habits.
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>>184107540
Are you sure of that faggot?
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>>184109471
>>184110095
Nice, thanks.

Also, for all the newfriends, putting your elbow on the table really helps. I used to rest it on my chair pad and it wasnt fixated properly there. You gotta fuck with your table/chair height so it comfortable for your muscles.
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>>184106968

The damage done.

Increases with distance
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>>184100609
Is best Doomfist only because Timmy is too little
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>Anubis defense. Have a 2-stack with me
>One picks Genji, other picks Widow when we have a Hanzo
>Tells group to go Sombra, even if we're shit at Sombra
>Lose horribly due to them not getting enough pick offs
>Genji is proud of his gold medal in elims, at 4 kills
>Genji goes Torb for attack, Widow player stays Widow.

There's a special place in Elo hell for throwers like these.
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>>184109246
okay thanks
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hey ps4bros, MSGV is $20, also why is there no MGSG? MGS is a good fall back for OW
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if you do well you shouldn't lose sr even if you're on team retard
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>>184110807
>Winstonfag
>wears Reinhardt shirt
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>>184111613
Maybe it was the only one that came in orange?
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>>184111613
He has great taste, at least.
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>>184111235
it's a team game my dude
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>>184111613
He just loves tanks in general.
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>Time to play some Overwatch!
>Don't have time for a 30 minute comp match
>QP it is
>Double sniper, no healer or tanks.
>Okay, I'll just find a new one.
>Same thing.
>Ok. Next.
>Join a game mid match with 30 seconds left.
>That's fine, I'll find another
>Load in
>DEFEAT

And that's why this game is dying. The only playable mode is ranked. The rest is just an absolute shit show. And ranked is just barely playable.
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>they got rid of total mayhem

Why
It was pretty much all I ever played
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>>184111757
right, it's a team game, not a gambling game. there's no excuse for being penalized because of other people's shortcomings.
If I do badly, or throw. It's not fair if the rest of my team are punished and vice versa
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>want to find someone to play competitive with to befriend and make the experience more enjoyable
>too shy to voice chat
>too shy to try to get anyone to play with me
who else here /shy/
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>>184109471

>warmup is actually 2-3hours long

Jesus Christ, what a complete and utter waste of time.
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>>184105301
>Now I'll never get it
Why? You'll probably be able to buy it this time around
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>>184112146

>today I will reply on mic!
>someone says 'hello team'
>can't reply
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>>184112146
>>184112335
I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but what is there to be afraid of? It's just an online game and one where team morale and momentum mean a lot. Just get on voice and chat and be nice. It's pretty simple.
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>>184112335
>today i'm gonna use my mic!
>join game
>"hi team"
>ah, i don't need to reply to that, whatever
>game goes on
>don't have anything to communicate to my team
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>>184112490
technically there's really nothing to be afraid of when talking to normal people IRL either but I still can't approach them, it's not my fault i'm like this you idiot
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>>184112146
>you finally say something
>they make fun of your voice
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>>184111872
>shota but also a barafag
hot desu
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>>184112146
>don't talk
>instead I just play or sometimes type
I just let my actions speak for me.
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After being stuck in the 3350-3450 range for 2 weeks I finally made it.

Now I can die.
Goodnight /owg/
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>>184112490

I was selectively mute for a decade.
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>>184110410
Now I will be forever haunted by the fear of developing wrong neural pathways.
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>>184109587
Dude I'm plat and like 70% of the time flank hog was a straight-up trade that didn't win a teamfight. I don't see how that would work in a bracket where people are supposedly more aware of their surroundings/positioning and mechanically superior.
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>>184112818
i think you're just fishing for (you)'s now you idiot

>>184112897
i only ever type to taunt the enemy team with :^) if they look salty
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>>184111985
>get rid of total mayhem
>don't fix mystery heroes
fucking blizzard
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>>184112818
>sounding like a tranny
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help me pick a gold gun, /owg/; Sombra or Doomfist?
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>>184110578
You know what fuck it , i bought the "aim hero" game effect plays on steam. 5€ and it can be awfully difficult but im looking forward to improve with this even further.
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>>184113403
The one you want to fuck.
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>throw a duo stacks game because i fucking hated them
>get matched up against them next game
>destroy them and teabag them all game
i've literally never felt better in my overwatch history, it was great
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>kill mercy
>she comes back from spawn and rezzes the team
god I sure do love 2cp such fair and balanced and fun maps!
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>>184108004
Maneuvering within them so you don't get stuck against a fucking potted plant or something small placed against the wall that will keep you in place.

Fucking hell I feel a lot of this shit should be "rounded" so that if you walk forward you'll just push yourself around it and continue forward.
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>Jump in as winston
>Distract 3+ people for a good amount of time
>Team does nothing
>I either die ot escape
>"winston useless, kill hanzo"
>every time I engage mercy plugs her ass on hanzo and d.va flies in to save mercy when I jump in, team loses the 3v5
Comp is fucking exhausting. This game has become league of legends tier in terms of how rewarding it is. I don't have fun when I win, I just feel releaved. When I lose, I feel like garbage. Basically a 20% chance to have fun in each game. Fuck the esport meme.
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whats your favorite hero to throw as?

i like spamming "IM GIVIN IT ALL IVE GOT" while jumping off the map holding my turret as torb
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Do you guys think bloo girl would bully you for having a small penis?
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>>184106734
Roadhog, I'm a 6'8" 400lb fatass with a deep voice
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>>184114069
>distracting dva, mercy and junkrat as dva
>teammates lose the point 5v3
yeah really balanced teams
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>>184114069
Surprisingly, winston lately sucks ass at killing snipers. They probably figured out their own ways of killing monkey, or at least run away from him.
D.va is much better at shutting down both hanjo and windowsmaker.
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>>184114148
i hope so
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>>184113480
Just put on some podcast while you are doing it.
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>>184106734
Soldier or Reaper.
I'm the same height and around the same weight as them.
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>>184114148
>"Only 7 inches? fufufu, I guess I'll only allow you to play with my feet"
Sounds good to me
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>>184114148
She couldn't hit a still target in like a hundred meters.
If anybody, she will be bullied for how useless and stupid she is.
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>Reinhardt charges d.va nuke
>saves us all
>win the game

F
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>>184114664
or he could just, you know, hold the motherfucking ass right click
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>>184111875
be a true patrician and play mystery heroes
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>last 10 matches had attack torb.
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>>184114664
You stay.
I go.
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>>184114664
Gets less SR because so many deaths and no kills.

F rank
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>>184114814

You mean the game mode where the enemy team gets 2-2-2 and you get all snipers and a genji?

None of the modes are fun.
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>>184114871
>System thinks reins who are getting carried by their team and are allowed to swing left and right are good
>You, holding your shield and taking your time, are worthless, because no damage
Feelsmatchmakingman
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>>184114797
We would've died due to spread out, in death he saved us all
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>>184114969
if you aren't on the plane of intelligence high enough to respect mystery heroes, i can't help you buddy
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>>184109980
I have a gut feeling that everyone is going to use either Avatar or Spirit. It will be the new wolf Hanzo if you know what I mean. My favorite is Irin because of the Tekken reference, but I'm gonna just use the default because summer games is around corner and I'd rather save my shekels for that.
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>>184114984
>holding your shield
>playing like a reincuck
Support is your role.
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I don't understand how others do so much damage when spraying full auto with soldier.
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>>184111875
It's not a shitshow, this is what it look like when nobody is caving in and playing "optimal" heroes.

I do agree, however, that this game lacks pure fun gamemodes, arcade is cancer, QP isn't good for anything, vs AI is just what the fuck, man.
Uprising and Junkensteins revenge needed to stay either as brawls, or as choosable modes for custom games.
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>>184115093
>tfw i forgot about summer games and blew all my credits
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>>184115028
this. they should make the esports scene revolve around mystery heroes
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>>184115119
>playing like a smart person, instead of charging head-on and dying, leaving your comrades vulnerable
>KEK KEK SUPPORT KEK
Dude, chill out.
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>>184115145
shoot guy, no shoot when no guy
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>>184115150
>uprising
>pure fun

just get the fuck out nigger just walk away from the computer
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>Reaper has discord orb on him
>also has ana boost
>pops up in dead center of my team, tanks fuck off because healing
>he ults
MY ENTIRE SHOOTS AT HIM ONLY TO DIE, I ONLY SURVIVE BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF RANGE, OUR FUCKING ZENYATTA FINALLY KILLS WHEN HE'S THE ONLY ONE POINT ONLY TO DIE BY THE ENEMY FUCKING PHARAH DROPPING SHIT ON THE POINT
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>>184115363
Who the hell could not like free ticks and dings with any character? It was awesome.
What kind of killjoy are you?
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>>184115475
please don't even act serious, it got boring within thirty seconds and the harder diffs were only something autists did for achievements. the furthest fucking thing from what overwatch needs is recycled shitty mob gamemodes
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I want a Mercy tittypad
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>>184115279
>forced to play reintard
>facing enemy reintard
>periodically drop shield to smack his dumb ass
>he finally decides to do the same
>drops shield
>his team gets shattered because I already farmed ult on him
seriously mercy would fit you perfectly
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>>184115475
>go into training mode
>shoot the stationary bots
Wow anon so much fun.

Trying to get the stupid achievements for the hardest modes solo also made me want to kill myself. You basically just have to pray all 3 random gold players on your team are competent or you're going to waste 20 minutes of your time.
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I was entertaining the idea of hero bans and how that would play out.

>Both teams can ban one hero
>Neither team can play either banned heros

I'm thinking that Dva, Genji, or mercy would be the most banned heros due to stall cancer being preventable.
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How do I consistently pull off Doomfist's jump boost to his Rocket Punch? Playing on PS4, did it get removed?
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Why is Symmetra so fucking ugly holy shit.
I literally dont like playing with her because she looks absolutely disgusting.
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>>184115703
>>184115939
Wow, apparently people here hate fun. Good to know
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>>184116043
Don't do that. It's a waste of two abilities. Uppercut niggers then just shoot them with easy meatshots. Save punches for walls. Save uppercut for getting to a ledge or setting up a slam on a support.
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>>184116043
Hold jump while charging. It should be there
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>have 65% winrate as genji
>get 3 gold medals
>2-3 kills per blade
>nothing's countering me
>some teammate tells me to switch off
wow
>>
MEDIA STRIGE :DD
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>>184103382

I finally got a chance to try him out on console and came away unimpressed.

I dont like how his rocket.punch only goes in a pure horizontal straght line and not at any angle you are actually looking at wether up or down.
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>>184116310
TIGHT UBBERGUT
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>>184103382
Watching people slowly realising how good of an engagement tool DFs ult is is hella fun. Because when he first was released I was saying this shit was insane, while everyone else was like "Eeeh, it could be better".
Free kill and a ton of barriers, "could be better"
Huehuehuehue
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>>184116206

How is it a waste to just hold jump?

>>184116271

Somehow only pulling it off like 1/5 times in the practice range
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>>184116560
Dunno what could be wrong. Is your controller OK?
On PC, I'm pretty sure you can pull it out even in mid-air.
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>DF with a controller

>right trigger controls left fist

>left trigger controls right fist

What did they mean by this?
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喜べ少年。
>>
RISING APRICOT
>>
I literally can't believe how shit this game is. Is there a single person having any fucking fun in it?
Competitive is a joke and encourages throwing, every other mode is either a stomp or a stomping. How is it this bad? How have they not made a single change other than hero balancing and dumb extra features?
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>>184116560

I was trying him out for the girst time on the practice range yesterday and was like wtf??

His contols on console need work or something...idk
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does anyone else get hard when mercy says "Mercy in the (some shit in german)!

i have no idea what she means but the way she says it gives me a lil chub
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>>184104121
It's attack vs attack, instead of attack vs defense.
>>
Mystery Heroes would be the best if it had an algorithm so you don't have shit like having no healer for 4 minutes while the enemy keeps getting a Mercy every 30 seconds. SOME balance.

Also make the hero select screen in the beginning 10 seconds since it's randomized and so retards stop clicking their selection over and over for 40 seconds like annoying mongoloids.
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>>184117094
Mercy is a mary sue waifu that Chu made so he could pair her with his self-insert (Genji)
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>>184111875
I wonder what goes on in the minds of people who just instalock those or don't pick what is necessary when they are the last to pick. It can't genuinely be "just qp lol!". It's all just passive aggression right? Something like?:

"O-oh, my team didn't pick healer... w-well I won't either, and I don't even care if we lose, but I know my team does so I'll sacrifice this whole match so that I can force a loss just to punish them while I pretend to have fun!"
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>>184102475
"I suck so much at comp that I can only play QP."
We dont want you anyway, bronzie.
>>
Overwatch is inevitably dying, the only way to have a constant stream of players is to have events that will make people want to play the game, like x2 EXP or Credit Gain per match.
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>>184116070
I don't understand this reasoning, you don't see her when you play as her

You only see her hands
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>>184117470
that's not gonna stop me from jerking off to her, anon.
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>>184104121
Because it's an uncontrollable mess where everyone fights everyone.
I'm fairly sertain it isn't that way in esports, but the majority of the community doesn't play esports, they play solo/duo queue, and in that scenario this supposed "optimal" team composition boils the game down to team deathmatch.
In the rein meta, there at least was some structure, you had your anchor frontline between two reins shields, your supports behind them, and you could work around that idea.
Dive is just...
Remember those QP koth matches, where both teams are mostly just dps, even if they play support? When the fight for point is just a chaotic mess? Well that's what dive vs dive is, in most scenarios.
I find it awful and wish it would fuck off already.
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>>184117512
The only characters that can soloheal are Ana/Mercy, Ana is hard to play well and playing her in the current meta is fucking miserable so your only real choice is Mercy.

Playing DPS is fun, playing Mercy is mind numbingly boring. I would rather lose playing dps than win playing Mercy.
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>Bastion

removed auto repair from the game

added new weapon
Holding down E now locks your screen, and a 2nd reticule will appear that you move with your mouse. you may switch reticules at will with no cooldown, the 2nd reticule cannot be at the center of the screen. this is available in all modes.

you fire your 2nd gun with M2, both can be fired simultaneously

Recon form -> 2nd gun is a tank shell with half damage and explodes after traveling 6m
Turret form -> 2nd gun is a slow firing recon with double damage, recharges slowly
Tank form -> 2nd gun is chain gun, infinite ammo
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>>184116135
Fucking this. Uprising was one of the best events yet. Not my problem if some jaded autists hated it and would rather keep wallowing on about things that make them feel bad.
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>>184116070
i felt this way too but i got over it by buying the vishkar skin
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>>184118063

The Vishkar skins make her look even worse, anon.
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Hana!
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>Be diamond, about 3.3k SR
>Playing Doomfist Arcade Game
>Queing only with Silvers and Golds
>Highest I saw (about 10 games) was a low Plat

Bros, does Blizzard have my MMR around Gold/Silver level? I notice I always lose more SR than I win, but I have a win % of around 65-70 on my most played heroes that saves me

Has this happened to anyone else?
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>>184118316
Who do you play and what kind of stats do you have?
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>>184118316

You're probably boosted as fuck, Mercy main.
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>>184118397
>>184118423

Winston, Lucio, Zen

Solo queue only

Not sure what you mean by stats?

I gain around 18 SR a win, lose about 23-24
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>>184118540
Winston's SR gains are fucked. Unless you're doing shit tons of damage and lots of environment kills you gain fuck all.

Don't worry about arcade matchmaking though, I'm Gm and get put with golds all the time.
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>comp
>get stuck with a 3 man premade
>they all instalock dps
>all of them are fucking crap and im fucking doing all the work as zarya
>have to spend an entire fucking match with them screaming into mic saying shit like "omg X hero is so op why the fuck doesnt blizzard nerf them this is bullshit" all match

Like please shut the hell up and play everytime you whine you are just gonna play worse
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>hook mercy out in the open
>it breaks on guardian angel
>hook genji anywhere
>randomly breaks
>hook pharah as she flies way
>break
>get booped off and hook lucio
>breaks
>hook rein
>he holds his shield up and it breaks

shooting someone 1ft away with m1 does fuck all, you need point blank shots

m2 has the same issue, you have to be at the perfect range

his ult is also hilariously shit

this character is so fucked
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>>184118723
Why do people who play the same role always queue together?
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>Doomfist apparently counters Sym
>Everyone is acting like this is the first hero that is strong against Sym

What is wrong with this playerbase?
I'm not even mad, it's just wild. Literally seen at least three threads that basically said "Finally a Sym counter"
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>>184117736
just get better m8
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The game is so much worse with doomfist
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>>184119175
t. poo in the loo
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>>184118775
People...still play cuckhog????
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>>184118984
>keep distance from symmetra when the whole fucking overwatch cast has a gun/projectile weapon that allows you to kill outside of melee range

I honestly would have thought this was a melee brawler with the amount of fucking whining i get about Symmetra in comp.

YOU HAVE A FUCKING GUN SHOOT HER BEFORE SHE GETS CLOSE
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>>184119328
It's because people have zero fucking awareness in game.
So many people who cry about Sym comment how "She's always right behind you"
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>>184112028
lol every single team game works so that everyone loses points
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>>184118845
its also the same shit if you and your friend are crap at the game why do you thin queuing together is going to better your odds of winning?
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>>184119175
>playing qp
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>>184119175
Doomfist is so easy to kill
He's pretty bad, if he's on your team you're a man down, if he's on their team they're a man down
So now every match is a 5v5
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>>184101000
We need another general where fags and waifucancer aren't allowed
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>>184119305
No. I just dont like being 1 hit by insanely easy abilities
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>>184104121
How about none of these options, and just play an FPS with abilities like we did on release
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>>184119530
thats how I view it too at the moment. Giant dindu with large head is easily killed. I laugh at the people in QP who are saying that he's OP.
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>>184119085
It doesn't get better in higher elo either. I'm curretly high-diamond, but in streams of GM/top-500 players I watch - same stuff happens.
It's just the nature of that team composition, winston starts the fight and then shit hits the fan.
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>>184119852
He's not op it's just really fucking annoying to get punched out of the blue. He is the first offense character with defense character level bullshit. Just overall really annoying and worse for the team than a genji or tracer.
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Doomfist is basically Genji for retards. Genji is better, but Doomfist is easier.
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>>184114451
that's how it was at launch anon
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>>184119085
dive is godawful to play outside of a team
koth has better pacing
blizzard is only keeping it meta because they're pushing esports and the only thing koreans know how to play are genji and tracer, and they're bankrolling the most popular tournaments.
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Remember not to tell anyone to "kys", guys. Blizzard says these threats are "real life".
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If you had to pick a character to use as jerk off material using solely the in-game content (no sfm) which one would it be?

For me, it's widowmaker. She's a fat assed blue slut.
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>>184120957
because everybody loves that one teammate who tells you to kill yourself
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>>184120957
I got a month ban for saying the roadhog changes they had planned sounded useless, the mods on those forums are disabled
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>>184120957
why are you shitposting on the forums you mongoloid?
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I've discovered how to fix overwatch:

Release a japenese, anime style sniper tank. All the weebs will find this irresistable, and instead of useless fucking hanzos in every match, we'll get contributing sniper tanks.
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>>184120957
You just told a guy to eat a piece of metal. Not even kill himself, just eat a fucking gun. How can that be considered a real life threat?
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>>184121024
Tracey because he's a cute boy.
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>>184121024
Mei
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>>184121024
Reinhardt, REINHARDT, REINHARDT!!1
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>>184108070
Kys faggot
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What if overwatch had random crits?
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>>184121653
just jerk off to a winter coat at that point

>>184121831
does metal turn you on?
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>>184120957
>Makes unconstructive, toxic post
>Adds absolutely nothing
>Only banned for 3 days

Fuck off
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>>184121990
>unconstructive post
>in a thread about whether or not Pharah is a fucking leaf

kys
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>>184121091
Did you say it in an especially rude way?

You're right though, the roadhog changes are fucking nothing.
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>>184120957
>someone asks a question about one of the characters
>"WOW I AM NOT INTERESTED IN THIS QUESTION, YOU SHOULD SHOOT YOURSELF BECAUSE OF THIS"
>"woah wtf why do people dislike me being around them"
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>>184121990
>toxic

This has got to be the most annoying buzzword to ever exist.
>>
>QP
>EVERY SINGLE GAME CANNOT PICK DOOMFIST FIRST

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT SUCKS
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>>184122303
>playing doomfisted

Why?
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>>184121927
>Retarded gengi spraying his stupid chunks of metal everywhere
>Randomly get hit by one, instantly desintegrate
No thanks, this game already has enough cancer.
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>>184122303
There also is a doomfist-only arcade, where you can play versus six players with a hero that's designed for one-on-one engagements.
Also there is no limits, which is basically doomfist-only, with occasional Zen or winston.
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>>184122389
because I'm a nig and want to fucking black some plebs
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>>184122303
I've been playing QP since yesterday. Nobody picks Doomfist anymore because he's a heaping shitpile.
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>>184122675
Yes but I need to see how he plays against other heroes, in a team, that's actually trying.
doomfist only match is pointless
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I've finally went from being a silver shitter to a gold shitter. Feels like I'm starting to make some progress in this game. Is gold just as bad as silver or will people actually listen and try to form a somewhat decent team comp?
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>>184122227
>tell someone to eat a gun over an online forum
>"real life threat"

Nah, Blizzard can go fuck itself. The suspension I expected, but calling it a "real life threat" is insane.
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>>184122837
Well that's just wrong.
Every single QP match I've been in has someone insta-lock DoomFist.
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>>184122912

It's about the same. Then you get into Diamond which is shit because they're only slightly better than(and in some cases worse than) Gold but they think they should be Masters or some shit. There's so much hostility.

I don't actually know what Diamond is like because I'm not there yet but I hear it's bad.
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>>184123047
that probably depends on your ELO. In shitterville, people love it, and in goodtown, people hate it.
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>>184122209
nope, I just said that i don't play hog but it isn't hard to see that making him have more health will achieve nothing

banned for 'trolling'
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>>184123097
Diamond here.
It's pretty bad, everyone thinks they're the Top500 of Diamond or some shit.
Everyone talks condescendingly obnoxious and the first one to snap gets reported. by everyone for """""toxicity""""".
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>>184122979
>I told someone to shoot themselves in the mouth with a revolver on a forum. I expected to get banned, but I'm angry that the ban put my threat in the incorrect category

how autistic can you get?
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>>184123195
>doomfist bad meme
yes, idiots say this about every damn new character that comes out.
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>Melee to death a Doomfist as Orisa
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>>184123341
>he thinks that dumping on shitters with a terrible character means that Doomfist is good
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>>184123341
And they're right. Anan is only good because they made her broken after she debuted as a piece of shit. The other three DLC characters suck absolute balls.
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>>184123284

Do people still get mad at the drop of a hat? Anytime anyone suggests switching or changing anything even in the most reasonable tone of voice some guy complains about "bitching."

>hey guys I don't think this is working, maybe we need to change it up
>WHY DON'T YOU STOP BITCHING FAGGOT YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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how come enemy mercies are always invisible to my team members
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>>184123279
it's actually going to make hog worse. Right now he's an ult battery for the other team. With the changes allowing him to heal far more damage, he's going to be the best ult battery in the game.
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>>184122859
Wow, do you not like our shitty way of introducing new characters? Dude, wtf, we spent whole five minutes putting this thing together.

- Jeff K.
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>>184123673
Quickplay is still full of genji/hanzo/widow/mccree only players. So yes.
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>play Zenyatta
>have gold healing entire game (4 rounds on Horizon)
>getting focused by Winston entire game but always held him off with discord+right clicks
>Mercy one-trick tried starting arguments because she only typed call-outs in text chat, which no one is reading during intense team fights

I honestly don't really care about Mercy one-tricks, and I understand the paranoia of dudes getting tilted when they hear a girl playing Mercy on voice chat, but you deserve to lose when you can't even hold M1 on a tank
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>>184124062
Alright.
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>>184124062
Don't worry fellow zenbro
The mercy mains will cower in your wake once their gains get fixed
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>>184124062
At low levels, zenyata is actually a better healer than mercy, since you don't need to expose yourself to danger to heal your retarded team splitting up and pushing too far.

Judging from your story, I suspect you're a wood tier shitter.
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Ranked is literally the most unfun thing in the world. It's either
>Dive dive dive 2: Electric Bugaloo
or
>Shields shields shields: Holy fuck the shields.
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>>184120957
banned for only 3 days after obnoxious shit posting
have you never been on a forum before
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>>184124571
I just hate the match making. Always seems to be a curbstomp for one side. I'll either win or lose in a super one sided fight and have to listen to my whole team get tilted.
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>>184124571
It would be the most unfun thing ever, but quickplay exists

It's either "snipers snipers snipers: holy fuck the missed shots" or "5 and a half Deeps; memes memes memes lol its just quickplay brah"
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post your player icon
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>>184120957
You just as bad as that fucking retard who was crying because he got banned for spamming the N word.
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>>184124461
Close, 2900
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>Mfw I make it behind the enemy team as Bastion and manage to rip through them before they know whats up
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>>184121429
>sniper tank
>likely a tachikoma or spider tank
>will also bring the undertale and hamsteak audience
Fooking jenius

We should do a petition for this

>500hp 100 shields
M1 is a submg, a inacurrate soldier rifle
M2 is ap cannon shot on a 6 second cd doing 300 damage with no headshits
E is a smoke curtain grenade
Shift is a jump skill
Passive is wall latching
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>>184124872
Is it just me or does Overwatch not tell you where you're getting shot from?
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>people still crying about QP
Why doesn't Blizzard just remove it and just leave OW with Custom game and Comp?
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>>184125004
>300 burst dmg every six seconds

uhhh
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>>184124789
For de horde, mon
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Remember when this game first came out? Those were the good days, when there was no meta, no meme shitter picks, no comps, just retarded people killing retarded people.
Those days are dead, friends. Never forget.
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>>184125152
He literally won't tank shit and will just be a bullet magnet
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Post your reaction and the music playing in your head when your team delivers the payload in record time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwshHsUG-ls&t
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>>184125134
Or they could add any incentive at all to actually win the match.
At the end of the day I wish there was more of a cs-like system where people I like to play with can join my server and I can ban shitheads who throw.
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>>184125243
Visit bronze/silver for similar experience. I have a hanzo-only account I try to keep around 900 SR, purely for recreational purposes.
When I feel down and sad, I log in to bronze and laugh at genjis trying to figure out how to move in a straight line
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>>184125004
You gotta make sniping the main thing, or the hanzo/widow players won't switch. So something like a sniper rifle that charges up some tank feature.
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>>184125408
I made a smurf and played Genji in QP for 2 hours. I felt bad. People couldn't aim and shoot at the same time, let alone track and look up...
After each game, I shit you not:
>Friend request from X, friend request from X, friend request from X.
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Is being this dense due to a big heart or being very, very stupid?
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>>184125576
I know, lol. When I actually try to not be retarded and aim for them, they think I'm hacking, so I instantly feel bad and go back to silently watching pharahs slowly WALK to the point.
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>>184125243
>back when people refused to heal and I got lots of friends request because I main mercy
Oh that hasn't changed, just a vocal minority of memesters have.
>>
I expend so much energy just yelling at my team in this game.
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>>184122303
get ssd
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>>184125710
It's sad to shit on complete beginners, but after playing dive in Masters for like 3 hours, sometimes you really just wanna murder people. It makes me want to ram my head through a brick wall seeing the same 6 heroes on both teams EVERY game. No variety.
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>>184125850
How's that working for you ?
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>>184125914
Don't worry. Soon you will be sick of a new comp the west uses on repeat.
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>>184125995

It works 1 out of 10 times. The other 9 times it makes me want to throw but I have too much integrity to actually do it.
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>>184125914
No matter how frustrated I am, I just can't force myself to kill bronze level players. It's immoral. It's like kicking a puppy or pouring salt on a slug, you don't do that, it's sick.
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>be lvl900
>get 4 dupes on average since 500
>quickly finish arcade for 3+1 boxes to see how is the dupe rate now
>not a single dupe
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https://youtu.be/JwfNASlfkbA
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>>184126194
Most of my frustrating games involve a widow/hanzo/genji being retarded, and not having a healer. So I've taken to switching to mercy and then informing the team that I don't heal japanese or french characters.

It doesn't get them to switch, but it does make them angry, and usually doesn't affect the game at all, because they wouldn't be high priority heal targets anyways.

It's helped me survive.
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>Been tracking a bunch of data from my last 100 matches
>1 (ONE) wins from 8 matches (only 1 draw) on Horizon Lunar Colony

By far my worst map

Any tips bros?
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>>184126275
Oh these players aren't even Bronze, they're lower... to the point where they wouldn't even have their SR show up on their profile. Literal right out of the gate players. I stopped playing my smurf, it felt just as unfun to murder shitters as it did to play comp. I've put this game on hold until things shake up a little.
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>>184125243
>torb potg when he runs from spawn and turret kills everything
>reaper tp'ing right in the face of bastion on r66
first month was great
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>>184126491
You forgot junkrat
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>>184126671
After 2-3 games qp matchmaker puts you with other smurfs and high lvl accs based on your performance stats. Stop being so dramatic, faggot.
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>>184126540
Honestly? Teamwork. On this map more than any other if you don't have good communication with your team, you will get completely blown up. Attacking point B is aids
>>
why does this new nigger show up on my main screen all the time
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>>184125606
Doesn't matter, Nigerian's already in the Reyes Terror Cave.
>>
>Bastion
Now has an ult line his teammates can hear a la "Rocket barrage in coming" or "Tactical visor activated"

>Torbjorn
Turret now takes reduced damage from Genji's shurikens
Now has larger clip size during molten core

>D.va
Range of defence matrix can be reduced or increased and will use charge slower of faster accordingly

>Hanzo
Being killed by dragonstrike now shows Hanzo's POV in the killcam
Also fuck off scatter arrow

>Sombra
Cloak is now immune to infra-red
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>>184126491

Most of the time I'm frustrated because there will be 1-2 guys playing Call of Duty. It doesn't matter what role I play.

>Play Zen
>Getting bombarded by Pharah or dueling the other team's Soldier
>Throwing Discord Orb but nobody is capitalizing
>Die
>Spectate Soldier/McCree and see him just running around far away from the team not doing anything and then trying to go 1v2-3 and dying
>He says "Yo nigga where muh HEALS?"
>Tell him to stay with the team if he wants heals
>For Soldier it's even worse because he can heal himself
>Guy still refuses to stay with the team, is allergic to the objective, just dies to Winston all the time while me and a D.Va have to take out Pharah

Or

>Play DPS
>Winston leaps at the enemy like a retard and leaves us all behind
>He doesn't even drop the bubble
>He targets the tank instead of a support
>"WINSTON ENGAGE WITH THE TEAM"
>they never listen

Game's community is awful.
>>
im the best s76
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>>184127017
Alright settle down there, doctor. You must have gotten fucked in the urethra by a smurf to be this salty.
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>>184127195
How do you do good on the first idea then fuck it up right after with every other thing?
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Happy Birthday anon!
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>>184127410
dafran stop shitposting
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>>184127535
21 days early
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>>184127195
>Being killed by dragonstrike now shows Hanzo's POV in the killcam

I always wondered about this, is the lack of killcam on hanzo's ult a bizarre but intentional design choice or a bug that's just gone unfixed?
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>>184127535
You're a month late.
>>
>Armor? How positively medieval.
>>
Why does it still take like a minute to start the game in Mystery Heroes? It's randomized, why the wait? Am I going to have to wait a year for them to fix this, like how they only just now fixed Practice Range?
>>
>>184125606
>Reaper dominating and hatefucking 76 after defeat will never be cannon

Sad.
>>
>tfw summer games releases during the last week of August
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>>184127990
>Reaper dominating anyone
He's a powerbottom
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>>184127990
You'll get fucking but they'll never do hate fucking or any kind of even partially mild sexual abuse. Or even close to suggesting it.

But hey I'd rather take soft, grumpy men over that any day.
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>>184127812
>Tough words, coming from a no name operator who didn't create a single useful thing in her life
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>>184127990
thats hot
i bet 76 has a feminine dick
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>>184128180
>bitch bottom
FTFY
>>
>>184128330
what exactly did symmetra create?
>>
>>184128556

Sentry turrets.
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>>184125004
>>184125562
Just give it some long charge up 500 damage beam like the positron rifle in evangelion
At least then they can give suppressing fire
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>>184128606
Your post makes no sense I don't think you understand how to use the quote function.
Goodbye.
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>>184100609
I love the Sinner comics with him so much.
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>>184128556
My raging erection and fetish of dominating women/thighs
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>>184128902

Symmetra is pretty ugly though. And if you want "dominant women" that's basically 90% of the women in this game.
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>>184128902
>That chin
That's a man
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>>184128902
>dominating thighs
if only we knew what anon meant by this
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>>184128831
stop bullying me, i don't know what happened there and i deleted it out of embarassment, what i meant to write was:

>it's a "tank blames dps for loss and flames him until he swaps or just straight up trolls" episode
are there less dps mains in the higher ranks or am i in for more of this shit?
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>>184128420
Sombra's arm is the hottest thing about this picture, the way her hand grips, the lean muscle...

wew lad
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>>184129058
>>
>>184129058
still wrong
stop posting
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>>184128556
She creates buildings, right? Isnt that why she's called Vishkar's top architect?
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>>184129058
i would do anything to make you leave this website
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>>184128606
For all the talk of people complaining about Genju mains i rarely ever see one in comp, especially a really good Genji who i would love to have. Sadly it's all Soldiers and McRees.
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>>184129205
>>184129241
>>184129321
how does it feel to make a grown man cry
>>
just dont reply to him
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>>184129487
Anon, I would never bully you if you mained Mercy and would be my cute gf (male).
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>>184129487
>grown man
>uses cutesy anime gurl reaction images
Pathetic
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>>184129058
>he deletes embarrassing posts on an anonymous website
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>>184129541
its funny though, even if it is a derail bait
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>>184129058
You're in for a repeat episodes you nerd.
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YOU CAN NOW BUFF ONE CHARACTER IN THE BOTTOM 2 RANKS.

WHAT DO?
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>be reaper
>enemy team is clumped up
>have perfect opportunity to drop down and ult on them
>see the potg in my head
>as i'm falling our pharah shoots a boop right into the middle of their team, scattering them all in every direction
>my ult does nothing but charge their zarya
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>>184129548
>You will never be anon's mercy main gf (male)
Why even live?
>>
>trying to join a comp group on overwatch community
>every diamond group is full as always
>there must be alot of demand for these groups in 2500-3500
>make a new group
>wait 10 minutes
>nobody joins
>some guy who speaks bad English with a strong slavic accent joins in, breaths heavily in the mic, waits 1 minute and leaves
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>>184129631
zarya but it already happened
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>>184129631
buff mercy just to fuck with /owg/

the REEEing would be delicious
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>>184129631
Buff Mercy and let the tears flow
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>>184129631
give symmetra more hp and more beam range
>>
>>184129631
>mercy: can now use resurrect even if nobody is dead. Grants 1 second of invulnerability to all allies around her, instead of just resurrected targets.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dbVxVpacs
>5:53
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>>184129631
the only one worth saving
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What if Mercy could fly in whatever direction she pointed even if a teammate wasn't there?

How triggered would you be?
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>RYUJEN NO KEN WO KURAE!!1
>Awww, you look tired
Best feeling in the world.
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>>184130012
>laughing_fat_man_covered_in_precious_jewels.jpg
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>>184129631
Kills reset her hook cooldown
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>Naisu!
I hope none of you guys say this
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>>184130012
>1:21
How horrifying
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>>184130012
>literally look like donkey kong with winston highlights
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>>184102150
Swap Sombra and Reaper's passives.
Boom, fixed the game
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>>184130170
>>184129906
>>184129894
TRIGGERED XD
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Doomfist's E feels so clunky.
How the fuck do I use it.
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>>184130305
Naisu, naisu. Beri Naisu Shiza-chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0
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>>184129884
Did it go down the hole? Why did the alarm thing spaz out? Why did he get potg?
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>>184130482
Doomfist's everything feels clunky
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>release new hero
>don't bring back no limits in arcade because hero-stacking bullied jeff in high school or whatever
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>>184129631
Orisa gets a flat +20% movement speed passive
Her ult gets 50 armor and now follows teammates around corners a little bit, just like mercy.
Fortify, instead of working as an anti-CC ability, now forms a little graviton surge on Orisa herself, pulling enemies towards her for the duration, but gets +2s on its cooldown.

At least there would be SOME reason to pick this stupid cow, because now there isn't any.
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>Everyy Doomfist instalocker is super shit
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>literally always lose more sr than I gain
>climbing anyway because I have a 60% winrate
what does it mean
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>get 50 sr over masters
>keep playing
>mysteriously get disconnected
>game refuses to let me back on until I take the 50 sr hit
>this has happened 3 times now
hmm....
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>>184130426
Blizz should give every Mercy main $100.

Just to trigger OWG of course, I don't play her :^)
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>>184130012
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>>184130752
stop being a tank cuck
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>>184130482
It's a "get in there" type of ability. You see a guy, you jump and initiate your combo with E.
That's pretty much it, it's no good for anything else, cus it does puny damage and makes you extremely vulnerable if you try to pull off any highground shinenigans.
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>>184130737
it's almost like he's a new hero that no one knows how to play yet but there is no proper hero-stacking mode that allows you to learn how to actually play him
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>>184107086
That's a novel idea, dressing up as the suit explosion.
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>>184130737
Cease this horseshit, he has the literal (literal) best voice lines in the game
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>>184130865
what the fuck
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>>184129627
i didn't sign up for this
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>>184130865
no way. Nobody could be this stupid.
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>>184130865
the way he hammering the air after being booped triggers me so much every time
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>>184130721
Her Fortify should be a resource she can turn on and off, instantly becomes an amazing ability.
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>>184112929
now you get to be dragged back down to mid diamond due to a 10 game loss streak that you will have zero control over
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>Numbani
>Made it halfway on attack
>Defending now
>Hold first point to overtime
>Enemy Zarya ults me (Zenyatta) and our Mercy
>I die exactly as I get my ult, ask Mercy to rez
>"I'm not going to rez one person"
>Mercy dies
>rest of team dies
>we end up losing because we couldn't regroup

>Mercy gets POTG
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>>184131195
Is it their fault the game punishes people for solo rezing?
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>>184130905
He was on the PTR for 7 years and he's not terribly complex. There's no excuse for people to be ulting off the map, diving into the enemy team 1v6, and dying to Mercys.
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>>184129631

BEHOLD

>S TIER / TIER 1: THE UNTOUCHABLES
Lucio has been godlike since he was created, blizz nerfed him every patch and he just didn't care, so they gave up
Tracer has never been touched
Winston had 1 change in season 1 to push him to shit tier, then had that change reverted in Season 5 to put him back in S TIER

Dva has been amazing since her DM rework and health buff despite multiple nerfs to her armour total and damage

>Tier 2: Dev Pet tier
Zen has been continuously buffed since release until he's seeing a lot of play
Genji got nerfed multiple times, but was taken care off gently so that he still sees a lot of play

>Tier 3: Why are we here, just to suffer
Survivors of nerfs. Barely existing in the meta

>Tier 4: The memes
Gimmicks niches and memes

>Tier 5: The forgotten

At least the last patch's buffs were aimed at McCree and Zarya. And Junkrat and Roadhog are expecting buffs

But that still leaves

>Widow
>Reaper
>Mei
>Torb
>Bastion
>Hanzo
>Orisa
>Sym

In shit tier. Blizzard needs to work harder and faster in balancing and stop balancing as if they have to use a feather touch because everyone is clumped so close together in power level
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>>184131307
1 rez > 0 rez
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>>184131021
Yes you did.
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>>184129631
Widow: during ult, her every shot is critical hit
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>>184131431
Yeah but you lost more SR for that game than she did so who REALLY played better?
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>>184131517
please stop
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>>184131604
if you're playing widow all your shots should be crits anyway.
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>>184131307
It's their fault that they've decided that gaming the system is all that matters and would rather lose a game and the SR that goes with it than win a game and get a normal amount of SR.
Any Mercy that refuses to rez when it matters and just hides and presses Q when the whole team dies belongs in bronze.
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>>184131431
They got POTG with zero rezes?
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reminder that mei is a literal piece of shit and anybody who plays her deserves to be punched in the glasses with a splitting maul.
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>>184131127
Maybe. But still, I think fortify is way too selfish of an ability for a tank. Most of the time when you really need it - your team is dying, so there was no point in your survival.
Like yeah, great job, you walked out of graviton. Now what?
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>>184131834
i don't wear glasses
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>>184131715
Accept your bullied fate.
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>>184132061
stop, i'm starting to like you, anon.
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>>184131387
to be fair with tracer, the only thing you can reasonably touch is her ult

nerfing almost anything in her kit would make the roadhog nerf look like a buff
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I wanna date Tracer
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if you die to lucio, you got outplayed

it means he had to calculate (and execute) the fight exactly to his specifications, taking into account your cooldowns and his, the position of all 4 supports, his flankers and the general "feel" of the map (an ability that has to be honed through years, maybe decades of what you call merely "gaming").

Indeed, to be defeated by lucio is to realize that you have found your better, both as a player and as a man. Your mettle failed you, but the lucio player is solid steel -hard, cold, reliable- and as he secures point and you anxiously await the end of the map, his mind is still operating at full capacity preparing strategies for a near infinite number of possibilities.

I'll be taking my SR now, make sure you construct your premade correctly next time
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so, who will win? LH or KDP?
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>>184131834
>playing zen on hollywood
>d.va ults
>rush towards cafe
>mei walls me out
>"mei you just got me killed"
>"yeah i saw you die :("
i think playing mei actually melts your brain
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>>184131947
She can also walk out of Blizzards, so not getting frozen is always good for the tanks. Also helps to keep her safe from environmental kills.

Doesnt it also reduce damage taken while active? Sounds great for putting it up in moments of burst fire while barrier's down or something.
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>>184132272
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>184129631
>Mei
Remove damage falloff, Wall does ticks of freezing to enemies touching it.
>Mccree
Left click does 75 damage, FTH has no random spread, Reduce Flashbang's cooldown to 8 seconds
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>>184129894
>>184129906
How about
>>184129983


>>184130721
a fast moving tank that still can't get picks and just does a worse job of rein. A better change would be:
>HALT does 20 damage for every enemy pulled into it greater than 1, capping at 120 with all 6.
>Supercharger heals 10HP/s while attached

Now she has a burst damage option, punishes enemies grouping together or diving, as they will grant her a massive amount of ult-meter while not being readily lethal, and gives her ult more utility with its more consistent droppage to feed your teams ult economy.

>>184130016
>Make Combat Roll's cooldown relative to ammo. Ex:
- 6 shots = 5 seconds
- 3 shots = 6.5 seconds
- 0 shots = 8 seconds
>Return headshots on FAN

Now he has a mobility option that he can forgo for the temporary close range burst damage he needs from a second clip, and can get in a little more damage vs. tanks with huge hitboxes with the decreased damage of FAN and its wild spread

>>184130282
Why not
>Reduce the cooldown of all abilities by 1 second for every headshots (regardless of weapon)

Rewarding but not untouchable.

>>184129969
How about
>100 HP/125 Shield
>Turrets now show outline of enemy when being beamed
>shield gen's shields deplete by 30HP/s when leaving their range instead being instantly lost
>Turret cooldown reduced by 50% while dead
Bulkier, move utility in identifying threats, Shield gen more viable for flankers, and better able to set up after wipe.

Thoughts?
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Lets predict when the next comic comes out, I say October and it will be another shitty Halloween comic
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>>184132645
>Remove mei's damage falloff
no, she's meant to be a close ranged hero you idiot
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>>184132447
Ye, it does have a -50% damage reduction attached. Again, rarely helps, and would better go with some other type of effect, rather than anti-CC
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>>184132232
Quiet, nerd.
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>>184131834
>Flank to the side of the enemy team
>wall off the Zen/Mercy
>two tap both of them while their team loses a 4v5
>do this every fight
>mercy complains in chat, zen leaves the game

Why is mei so much fun?
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>>184132976
>50% of damage reduction for your tanks rarely helps
I'm sure the rest would kill to have such an ability.
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>>184132905
Nah, it's a fast moving tank that can very quickly get in position and set up a nest. A rein/winston hybrid, if you will. On some maps it could very well be a viable option, unlike now, when even if you do have more damage, you still suck ass at doing what rein does. - protecting your team.
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>>184132908
Didn't they preview that Zarya comic? Probably sometime next month.
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I want a buff for Widow but really the biggest buff for her would be to add inertia to the movement. Widow's biggest weakness is she has to hit tiny head hitboxes in a game where people can crouch spam and ADADADA with no reason not to, and all the hitboxes are a different size and a lot of the characters are also tiny. The characters she can reliably hit who have large hitboxes all have some sort of barrier and/or 500+ HP.

There's really no way to fix this without giving her something like 150 damage per shot which is retarded, or nerfing movement across the board for everybody.

I really would like a buff to her Venom Mine. People always say "it's not supposed to do damage, it's for utility" but it really barely does that because a lot of characters can just run right through it and kill you anyway.I wish it applied a huge stun/slow for 2 seconds or a silence or something on top of the DoT damage.
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>>184131947
>>184132976

I thought this from the moment Orisa's video came out

Rein earthshatters and Orisa just fortify's to ignore it and walk away while dva gets stunned.

Wtf kind of ability is that for a tank? If you could body block things for your team then sure but you can't.

And who cares if you're taking less damage, you deal 140 dps AT BEST if your slow ass projectiles never miss.

And you don't have an ult that instantly impacts the fight so theres no rush to kill you off
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>>184129983
Are you a fool?
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>try some Mcree
>load up training skirmish headshots only
>try to shoot Anas without leaving the plaza on night market (which means mid to long-ishrange)
>this is my result
I think i might be inoperably bad at headshots
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>>184132976
>>184131947
She has her Barrier Projectior too, goofus, that's for the team while Fortify is for herself. If a Blizzard or Graviton grabs the team she can drop a barrier and then walk out of it with Fortify to reposition and fight back/cover the team. And if it was on a resurce meter it would be FAR more useful than just being a panic button she pops every 14 seconds.
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>>184133094
Because the rest have their own abilities that are pretty damn good.
Orisa has this thingy that slows her death by two seconds, and that's pretty much it. On paper it's amazing, in practice you will find yourself surrounded very quickly, and without a mobile shield - you're screwed, no matter how much DR puke you spill on yourself.
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What's your take on angry black man? I find him very underwhelming
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>>184133193
they should make her ass bigger
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>>184133193

Venom mine should definitely slow. Give it purple web animations around the heroes feet.

Just a 20% slow would be huge

The idea of the skill is you can set it up to cover your flank so you know when someone is coming to kill you when you're on your perch, and the coughing + damage easily alerts you to their position

But that doesn't happen. Instead you have soldiers and genjis launching 0 falloff shit at you constantly while Adadadada'ing behind cover forcing you to move and fucking with your aim. And then someone just jumps straight at you anyway

Widow suffers from the defense hero curse just like the rest do
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>>184132645
You aware Mccree's left click and Mei's right are identical in damage and falloff right?

What you are suggesting is making Mei better than mccree at long ranges. At just 30 meters Mccree's bullets barely do 45 damage per shot.

With your change Mei could spam her LARGE PROJECTILE HITBOX icicles at chokes from a very safe distance and get massive damage while also having 2 defensive options in case she received chip damage, and would be able to 150 someone from across the map.

It literally makes things like Mccree useless when his hitscan doesn't do anywhere near as much damage, doesn't have as many shots, and has limited defense options.

Only reason Torb gets away with that is his projectiles are small, arc, and he doesn't have any defense or mobility abilities if he receives fire.
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>>184133329
That's why i said put it on a resource meter like how DM works. She can sprinkle in that 50% damage reduction however needed or full time during ults or hard pushes. Nothing about it sounds "rarely useful" if she could do that. As it is now it's that.
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>>184133028
can you bully me ingame, anon?
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>>184129631
For my mains:
>Symmetra
>no turret limit, but they recharge on a much longer cooldown
>photon barrier increases the movespeed of all players behind it

>Mercy
>can use resurrect now while dead, resurrects herself and nearby teammates
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>>184129631

>Not a single defense hero outside of shit tier
>50% of shit tier is the defense heroes

Why does blizz hate them so much

>>184132953

Yeah because that works so well for all the other close range heroes like Reaper and Sym in shit tier alongside her in a game where soldier exists
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>>184133325
If all maps in overwatch were like a cp_dustbowl, then yeah, I wouldn't have a problem with that. But we have gigantic open ass spaces like gibraltar, or stupid ass "Castle Siege" craters you have to fight your way through, like route 66. Her barrier doesn't do jack shit, because enemy soldier can walk two feet to the left, and off your support goes.
She clearly sucks at being the rectangle guy, so why not give her some other niche?
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>hey anon! Can we just talk with your black friend?
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when is that gosh darn summer games event then?
i thought it was coming with coomfist
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>>184121990
>toxic
>>/lolg/
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>orissa was built specifically to fight off doomfist
>orissa doesn't stand a chance against even the worst of doomfists without a healer shoved up her ass
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>>184133689
>implying i have friends
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>>184133353
Happy he's released so I don't have to see muh Doomfist with ever shitty leak.

>>184133762
If it starts the same week as it did last year then it'll happen next week. The Lucioball achievements went up on Xbox with this patch.
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>>184133457
Except hitting enemies at that range with a projectile is nowhere near as reliable as hitscan. Projectiles already have defacto falloff in the sense that they are easily dodged at long range and hard to hit on anyone not moving in an incredibly predictable fashion. This is why no other projectile in the game has damage falloff.
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>>184133457
>Mccree's left click and Mei's right are identical
what the fuck, i knew mccree's falloff was bad but not this bad. and people still call him a counter to pharah.
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>>184133302
One thing that Ive noticed about people practicing headshots is that they tend to either stand still and aim or barely move. You cant just practice hitting a target, everyone can do that. You have practice hitting targets while strafing, while in mid air, adjusting and reacting after rolls, hitting from different position, etc etc. You need to get better at the run and gun as well. Real battles arent going to be killing stationary targets that dont react unless if your attacking Bastions or the average Mercy main
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>>184133438

Yeah the way Venom Mine is right now Soldier will just run right over it and you have 1 chance to shoot him otherwise you're just spraying and praying while he bursts you down. You can't even run away. The DoT is also pretty much useless. It needs a lot of work. Maybe if it did 100 DoT on top of the slow, just because they're going to buff Junkrat's trap damage too so why not buff the mine while they're at it?

Really I just want people to stop being able to strafe like mad cunts spamming ducks.
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junkrat
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>>184133152
Fast tank with poor damage, no burst damage options, no self sustaining, a hitbox so large that you can still hit her even when on the client side you appear to be behind her barrier, slow projectiles that can't consistently hit against moving targets, especially when on more than 1 axis, with the longest reload in the game for said weak weapon, and a barrier can is destoryable in 1 clip by almost any offense hero by themselves.
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>>184123308
how much of a pansy can you be?
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>>184133457
>>184133457

>left click and Mei's right are identical in damage and falloff right

No. Icicles deal 75 and start falling off at 26m, and have a gradual falloff to dealing 22 at 55m

Peacekeeper deals 70, starts falling off at 21m before dealing 21 damage at 45m.

>With your change Mei could spam her LARGE PROJECTILE HITBOX icicles at chokes from a very safe distance and get massive damage while also having 2 defensive options in case she received chip damage, and would be able to 150 someone from across the map.

Hitscan is ridiculously favored over projectiles. You can't make projectiles weaker than hitscan on the basis off "But you can fire them at chokes and hope the enemies walks into them!" when hitscan heroes can just shoot enemies in the head

>It literally makes things like Mccree useless when his hitscan doesn't do anywhere near as much damage, doesn't have as many shots, and has limited defense options.

McCree's lack of defense and mobility are his own issues, but his damage is massively superior given his rate of fire is nearly double that of Icicle
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>>184133457
Mei's m2 does 75 damage while McCree's does 70.
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>>184134089
>rank
>Gold
You forgot to mention that
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>>184134168
low plat so basically, i was tripping acid during placements and went 2 - 8 lel
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>>184134127
Better than a slow tank with all else you mentioned, eh?
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>>184134089
how many times have you said something along the lines of "stfu i have gold damage"?
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>>184132908
next comic is coming out before summer games
this is the cover

also delete that shit image, nerd turd
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>>184134324
when i first started playing a lot, its been apparent since early on that medals dont mean shit
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>>184134062

You could either make it slow to make their strafe spamming + spray and pray tactics much less effective

Or alternatively buff the damage to 80 and disable healing for the duration. That way a single fully charged body shot on a poisoned 200hp target will kill, no exceptions, UNLESS the target is saved by nanoboost, zarya barrier etc.

I think that'd be pretty fun. See someone hit with the mine, dont bother trying to headshot or worry about them firing back. Just pop a body shot into them and move onto the next target
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>>184134060
Thanks anon, but i was varying between moving and standing still and noticed no difference.
The only thing i could do to make my aim better was running into close range but at that point i figure i might as well play reaper.
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>>184133965
Mei's projectile hitbox is 6 times the size of a hitscan shot, meaning you can easily make tracking shots, even on pharahs. The only reason right now people use Mccree over Mei in this aspect is the fire rate is garbage in tandem with the falloff. Otherwise Mei and Mccree are the same in terms of their guns just exchanging larger projectiles for hitscan.

If Mei can plant 150 damage in 2 seconds on a Pharah across the map, you are going to see more Mei's than Mccree.
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they better not bring back those old ass skins
i want new content
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>>184133602
No.
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>>184133820
>hear doomfist powering up his fat ogre shit
>press shift
>he bumps into me and i get 15 headshots

i really like orisa against him
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>>184134324

>Junrkat always gets gold damage
>"But hes just feeding the enemy healers ult charge and not getting kills and damaging the enemies shields probably!"

>Patch changes to hero damage instead of all damage
>Still get gold damage every game as junkrat onetrick in diamond

>"medals dont mean anything! now switch off junkrat and play a healer so my bitch ass bronze medal toting soldier/mccree can carry this team!"

It never ends
Cant wait for the buffs so people stop getting tilted at the pick
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>>184134452

That sounds good.
I don't know WHAT it needs, but it needs something. It's probably in the bottom 3 of the worst abilities in the game.
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>>184133662
People can simply walk around/through ALL the barriers in the game, so by your logic all barriers suck. Also like how you're talking about a scenario where Orisa has no healing, Fortify reducing all damage by 50% means she gets healed faster than she gets hurt allowing her to fire back, reposition, or get a barrier out, plus becoming immune to all CC and stuns means people can't stop her from doing those things. If it also blocked headshot bonus damage it would be the perfect defense.

Yes, Orisa has flaws, but using examples of situations where ALL tanks falter to say she alone is bad doesn't work.
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why is arcade so shit
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>>184134564

They said the old skins are coming back ages ago. But there will be new shit too.
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>tfw doomfist burns in the microwave just like everything else
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>>184134741
Quickplay is full of people playing off-meta heroes and designated troll picks like Torb and Sombrero.

Arcade is full of people who saw the shitfest that is quickplay and said "nah, that's too serious."
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>>184134578
didn't want you to anyway
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Game needs a new waifu hero.
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>>184134564
46 new items along with old items

Only one of those is a new player icon
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>>184133820
The only way Doomfist is defeating Orisa is if the Orisa is asleep or a Mercy/Ana is shoved up Doomfist's butt. She manhandles him and denies all of his abilities while filling his ass full of plasma.
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>>184134637
>>Patch changes to hero damage instead of all damage
That doesn't mean anything when you're not getting picks and just feeding healers their ult. Especially Mercy who charges it super fast.
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>>184134789
>poo in the loo
back to the tech support warehouse
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>>184134963
It needs a new husbando hero
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>>184135067
one of the basic fundamentals of the game is to get the healers first, i dont see how playing junkrat makes that any different
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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>>184133193
>tiny head hitboxes

lol
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>People don't realize it's not that Junkrat is shit, it's that Mercy is broken since Junkrat just allows her to charge her broken ult in 30 seconds

It's all Mercy
Mercy, and healers in general, are at the root of all the game's problems.
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>>184135179
Breathing implies being alive anon
;_;
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>>184135172
>Charge Zarya and give her quicker ult
>Charge healer ults
>B-but muh damage
Junkrat mains are all the same.
>Implying you do anything but mindlessly spam chokepoints praying for a pick so everyone doesn't yell at you to switch off
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>>184135179
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Can we just remove hanzo, widow, and genji from quick play until the player has 100 hours of bot practice logged? It would solve literally all problems with these heroes.
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>>184127535
28 days later.
I appreaciate it tho.
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>>184135371
>Implying you do anything but mindlessly spam chokepoints praying for a pick so everyone doesn't yell at you to switch off

t. Silver shitter
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>>184135371
>implying it doesn't work against top world korean Lucio
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>>184135371
Junkrat's a Defense character. The entire point of the Defense characters is denying an area, through Bastion's Sentry Mode spraying bullets everywhere to Hanzo's Scatter Shot sending out bouncing arrows to Widowmaker sniping from afar to Junkrat filling the area with bombs and mines and traps. They make the place dangerous to even approach while the Offense pick off the enemies and the Tanks and Supports keep everyone alive.

This may come as a complete and utter shock to you people, but area denial and pinning down the enemy is just as important as killing enemies and healing allies. There's a reason it's done many, many times in real life.
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>>184118775
>tell teammates to keep hog alive so I can farm him non-stop as my personal ult slave
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>>184135870
In real life, people don't become more powerful for surviving grenades, and surviving grenades isn't routine.
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>>184135870

In real life there isn't an angel standing behind the dudes you're saturation bombing who heals them back to full fighting strength constantly while charging up a special move that lets her revive the whole army if you do kill them.

Defense heroes are mostly shit at defending, too. Mei and Torb can do it but Sym is a better defense hero than Hanzo or Widowmaker. Widow is actually better on Attack and Hanzo is just a DPS.
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>>184129631
MCREE

>Shots do 75 damage
>damage fall off range increased from 22 to 32
>Roll has 3 charges, takes 10 seconds to fill up each charge similar to tracers blink
>Flashbang reduced to 8 seconds
>Using flashbang also resets a roll charge
>no spread on fan the hammer
>remove glow on deadeye
>cancelling deadeye leaves you with 30% ultimate charge

LET THE GLORY DAYS OF MCREE BEGIN
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>>184125098
Please answer. I can't tell which direction the damage is coming from whenever I get damaged.
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>>184136187
>>184135994
All heroes who fail to kill the enemy "feed" healers. Don't know why Junkrat specifically should be shat on for it. And you retards do know that Zarya has long cooldowns for her barriers, why can you simply kill her when she can't bubble?
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>>184136304
there's like red indicators showing you which direction you're getting hit from
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>>184136304
it does
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Is anyone else getting a glitch where they're stuck in place?

The character still does their movement animation and it changes direction like it should, but they dont actually move for a couple seconds, this keeps happening
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Every week it feels like people are complaining about how "overpowered" different characters are. One week people ask for a mercy buff, now everyone wants her nerfed, everyone wanted roadhog nerfed, now they want him buffed. Do you guys ever feel like you're just being hyperbolic? Be honest.
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>>184136487
pretty sure that's just lag
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>>184136663
I want to fuck that little niglet.
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>>184136869
WEE WOO WEE WOO
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>>184136609
My problems with the game aren't exaggerated, I hate the balance changes and the maps. Usually I'm over exaggerating when I say I'm "dropping the game" or "the game is dying." I just take a two or three day break.
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>>184129631
Give Junkrat 600 HP, be able to charge grenades to shoot them all at the same time on a spread, give him two mines instead of one and increasing the range where he can throw his trap.

I'd also make him wear a lingerie.
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QP for the next few months is going to be instant lock Hanzo, Genji, Widow, and Doomfist, along with a grab bag of speed lucio, Torb, Sym, and Junkrat.

Still think this game is fun?
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>>184137106
>game no fun! Me ooga team booga!
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>>184134963
I could use a hero with huge tits.
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>>184137106
Actually i've been noticing that in QP people are going super tryhard at the moment. Probably because Doomfist is out and people want to see him at his fullest potential.
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>heard doomfist is up
>come back to try him
>pick qp of course
>three different team in a row can't get out of spawn
Why do I even bother with this game.
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>>184137297
I could be your hero, anon.
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>>184136869
Honestly I thought she was going to pilot Orisa. Was disappointed there would be no SFM porn with her model.
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>>184137474
>>184137270
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>>184137474
I honestly don't know what kind of QP you fuckers are playing. Every day I read ridiculou stories like this and then go back to playing, and my QP teams are always way better than what you guys describe.

I get matched with golds btw.
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Explain this trash to me.

>play KotH
>we're on defence first
>they get the first point and a third
>we get the first point and two thirds
>tie game

>play KotH
>we're on attack first
>we get the first point and a third
>they get the first point and two thirds
>they immediately win

Explain this trash, explain to me why anyone still plays comp. Blizzard fucked us all, and stole our money with this bug-ridden leaverfest that has constantly changing and unfair rules that mean if you don't have five good friends who play you'll eat shit forever because even though you carry your team every single time, if you don't win every single match you will be forever ranked shit, and never get a chance to move up because now the game remembers your rank between seasons and will keep you at shit-tier forever.

Explain to me why it is so fucking terrible. Explain to me how you let them get away with this. Explain to me why I should ever give a single red cent to Blizzard ever again.
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>nerf roadhog
>now winston can do whatever he wants
>dive counters reaper
>winston is unstoppable

what were they thinking
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>>184137621
There is a difference between losing and not even playing the same game.
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>>184137106
Don't forget that the enemy team will continue to be Max charge Zarya, Unkillable genji, aimbot widow, always has rez Mercy, Geometry Hanzo, and that lucio who never leaves you alone until you are dead.
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>Players can no longer select Roadhog during Limited 1v1 matches
What did they mean by this?
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>>184136252
My dream Deadeye rework would be to target one person and focus at a much faster speed and allow cree to roll during it. If it kills someone then it starts again and roll comes off cooldown
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>>184137779
That's so accurate it hurts.
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>>184137997
1v1 hog is still literal cancer to face, worse than the mei abusers
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>>184137659
That is what I want to know as well. My last match was dorado with a 4 man team 2 silver one gold. Enemy team is full bronze level. We attacked, they didn't bring a healer and we couldn't get out of the spawn.
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>>184137701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
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>hanzo on the enemy team
>unstoppable force of nature, one-shotting everything that dares enter his line of sight, even tanks are not safe and diving him is a deathwish

>hanzo on your team
>accomplishes nothing for the entire match, partly due to being shit, and partly due to being countered by flankers, and refuses to switch effectively leaving your team 5v6 and passively tilting all five of you more and more every second
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Anyone got the numbers for short cross hairs? I keep feeling like i'm one measurement off.
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>>184138241
He forgot the guy who plays Doom fist like a new genji and annihilates you in one second.
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>>184136609
Sometimes I think people want most of this game's heroes nerfed to a point where the game basically plays itself.
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>>184137701
Gold shitters wanted that.
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>>184138371
>Doomfist on your team
>bassically just started playing the game, probably has zero idea of mobility and positioning, manages to feed like a hog

>enemy doomfist
>basically playing like a Smash bros brawl pro star, cannot be stopped
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What can you even do against Niggeor Strike?
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>>184139356
as reaper? wraith and then shoot him in his giant head.
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>>184139356
move around alot. once he's launched it it stays in place for a while
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>>184104121
In any meta where DVa is good, the game is ass. DVa is the most braindead character to play, and the most frustrating character to play against. I wish I had a time machine so I could go back into the past and strangle every faggot that wished DVa had more playtime during her shitter days.
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>>184139356
Prepare your boipussi or move out the way with a mobile hero.
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>>184112929
Masters is trash anyways
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Why don't they give Roadhog the ult deficit niche instead of this worthless buff to his breather?
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>>184113070
>Who is Harbleu and EVERMORE?
It's not that your team of plats are good, its the fact that the Hogs you are facing are trash.
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>join comp game
>someone instalocks hanzo
surrender button FUCKING WHEN
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Why is Doomfist so babyfaced? He's supposed to be a tough 50 year old war veteran and mercenary who has lived a life of nonstop fighting, but he looks like he came out of a body soap commercial.
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>>184139996
why do you throw games?
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>>184139356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0
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>keep getting lag spikes even though my internet seems fine
>online ping test says im fine
>us Blizzards tool to ping their overwatch server
>100% packet loss
nani
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>Nanoblade
>nano visor
>nano blossom
>we have no tanks
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>playing comp in mid master
>guy named Ghost on our team playing Reaper
>carrying us
>keeps spamming "You look like you've seen a ghost"
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I swear, lower plat is the fucking cesspool of competitive play. The sheer amount of dumbassery you find there is overwhelming.
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>>184140056
Because The only way Blizzards modelers know how to denote age is with a beard.
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>>184139854
>Harbleu
>flanking hog

Okay, you just don't know what flanking means.
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>>184139356
>play with good headphones
>be hog
It's insanely telegraphed, the sound source moves around the map as fistdoom is targeting and then amps up even before the red circle appears.
Yanking him instantly out of his ult and then peppering his face with scrap is so satisfying.
He won't die due to the dumb barrier mechanic but he won't do enough damage to kill you after.
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>>184139356
Kill him.
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>>184140064
I don't. Not intentionally anyway. But I've only ever had a good hanzo on my team like twice ever. So I just get insta tilted at the sight of one. But anyway, seeing one is a loss like 80% of the time anyway. Might as well put in a surrender button for when someone picks him. Or throwhog.
I love when the other team picks em tho because then it's a free win
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>>184140186

That's pretty funny
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>>184140501
are you the dickhead that keeps yelling in voice chat for people to change because they picked something slightly off meta? i'd love a surrender button so i don't have to play with you
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>>184130664
>hero stacking in normal arcade
As soon as hero stacking would be enabled, every group would have one Mercy and 5 Doomfists who would replay all the Blacked scenes.
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>>184140847
I don't usually talk or type
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>decide to oc my ram
>ow starts crashing every 5 minutes

wew
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>Junkrat is 6'6
What the fug
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>>184139356
see where he lands and pomp some rockets into him as he gets there
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Hey what was that 270 MB update?
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>>184141490
a wirus
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>>184141321
I could see it. He's hunched over so he does look a lot shorter than that
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>>184141321
>Pharah is 5'11

I WANT TO GET DOMINATED BY A TALL BROWN GIRL
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>Friend who is a girl constantly trying to coach other friends, always ALWAYS pushes the idea that communication is important ala "Well you lost because you weren't communicating with the team good enough."
>When we comp she refuses to get on mic because she doesn't want anyone to know she's a girl
>Despite the fact she one tricks Mercy and has "Mama" in her username

Yeah, she's in low Diamond and has teeter tottered between that and Platinum for months.
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>>184120957
I'm the one that reported you.
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>>184142087
>5'11
>tall
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>>184142427

That is tall for a woman.
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>>184142427
she's tall for a woman
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>>184142536
>>184142512
what manlet fucking country are you from
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>>184142427
Thats tall as fuck for a girl.
Considering most girls wear footwear that adds around an inch or two to their height, that's pretty fucking tall.
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>>184142512
>>184142536
t. manlets
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>>184133689
>bbcposting
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>>184142615
my gf is 5'11 and most of her friends are around the same height
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>>184142589
>>184142641
t. retard
http://www.averageheight.co/average-female-height-by-country
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>>184142746
Which country are you from
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>>184142746
well the rest of the world must be the same then
How ignorant are you?
>>
holy SHIT the world is a bunch of manlets and womenlets
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>>184140260
Its clear you have never watched Harbleu play on the ladder
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Doomfist is so buggy when it comes to CC mechanics
>be Mccree
>Throw flashbang
>Still die even though i stunned doomfist mid-charge because it ALWAYS connects
>Throw flashbang
>Uppercut carries momentum upwards anyway
Fix ur shit blizz
>>
>doomfist jumps in front of me and starts charging his shit
>start side stepping and backing up to avoid it
>he retargets me while still charging so I sidestep the other way
>keep going to the side and away as he dashes
>think he will just go past me since I dodged it
>he curves the path of his dash while dashing and hits me

ok
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>>184142962
>ywn have the same physique as motherfucking Reinhardt Wilhelm
Eh, at least I'm not a manlet
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>>184140056
DON'T
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>McCree hiding behind team
>sneak up behind him as rein
>charge him
>miss his center by a fraction of a pubic hair
>go flying past while he's still standing there picking his nose
>don't even boop him around

"fixed"
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Can we please get some meme youtuber or something to tell all the "lol just instapick DPS and carry your team xDDD" players in Diamond to stop
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Do you guys think Sombra stubs her pinky toe a lot?
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>>184138358
>that crosshair

really, that shit takes up like half the screen
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>>184143393

>playing Mercy
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>team picks 7 DPS
>can't even make use of wallhacks
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>>184143493
Doesn't even have gold healing, so they likely had to fill when the other healer raged and went dps
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:/
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>>184142427
Thats tall for a woman and just above the international average for men

people dont need to be tall anymore anon
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>mfw I get hit by that 21 viewer host just in time for them to see me lose GM temporarily
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>>184143393
lol just carry your team XDDD doesn't matter if you have no healers just kill everyone first XDD
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>>184143814
>gif.jpg
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>>184143617
best zarya skin tho
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>>184143393
>Forty not playing D.va
What is this madness
>>
>>184143070
Surely you could find one of his youtube video where you think he is flanking.
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>>184143393
do you play on eu?
>>
>pick ana at start of match
>we have a "me hanjo" main on team
>we are on attack
>enemy bastion out in the fucking open
>hanzo is shooting at everyone but the bastion
>we ask him if he can please focus the bastion
>"omfg would you shut up already im killing people now do your job" ~ me hanjo
>we hadn't said a thing to him prior to that
>I get frustrated and switch to Pharah
>i instantly delete the bastion and mercy and we manage to take first point
>hanzo opens his mouth again
>"omfg why the fuck you switch to pharah do you not know how to fucking play we need two healers" ~ me hanjo

all in all he never switched and and i stayed pharah and me and the rest of the team worked together and won. My only question does blizzard give a discount for overwatch to people with mental disabilities?
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>>184143461
its provably made of some weird futuristic fabric
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>>184143613
Exactly.

>>184144103
Yes.

>>184144027
I always fill in Comp, which means I mostly play healer there.
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>>184143461
she probably has a qt bulletproof cyber feet

whose pinky toe doubles as a pen drive
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>>184143393
thats the devs fault. they told us how to mmr system works, so now everyone exploits the fuck out of it it doesnt matter who you use, your win % barely matters. all that really matters is that youre good on ONE hero. you git gud at any hero, max out your stats per game on that hero and you WILL climb. the devs have given us the information to realise this.
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>>184144354
This.
It is """""""""""skill""""""""""" rating, not ability-to-win rating.
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>>184143470
is there a crosshair repository already?
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>>184144354
People would have worked it out anyway
You can pull down data from comp matches via an API (it's how overbuff etc works) so all you had to do was datamine and generate correlations for stats/SR gains.
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>the enemy team every time you try to push
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>>184144662

Why do you need your crosshair that big? What the fuck?
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>>184104121
I personally don't like it because it makes my frames drop like crazy.
>>
does anyone else think that it's a ridiculous oversight that doomfist only has one voice line when he ults?

most heros (if not all of them, in not 100% sure) have two voicelines to signal their ult, if they're on your team it's usually some normal ult line, if they're on the opposing team it's some line in their native tongue or something more threatening

but with doomfist it's just
"METEOH STRIKE"

and since everyone instalocks doomfist it's impossible to tell until there's a giant ass circle on top of you

anyone else have this feel?
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>>184104121
All metas are equally terrible.
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>>184145282
Are you deaf? Allied Doomfists say "INCOMING!".
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>>184145282
Yeah it is annoying. Torb has one as well and it could be very distracting.
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>>184136252
>Roll has 3 charges
You realize that is 1080 damage put out in 4 seconds with him spamming FAN right?

If he just spammed his peacemaker he would dole out 1700 damage on a rein shield in 10 seconds.

BY HIMSELF
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>>184145282
But he does have two lines.
"Meteor Strike!" if it's hostile and "Incoming!" if it's friendly.
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>>184145668

That sounds fun.
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>>184145652
Tell me about it
>on attack
>die from unfortunate events
>team are trying to hold out on the payload
>they suddenly hear "MOLTEN COOOORE"
>they fucking scatter even though one of them was a Rein
>defeat
>there wasn't even a Torb on the enemy team
>my turret was just taking damage and I ulted to save it
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>>184144903
to get big headshots for big boys
also testing out the new record highlight features, looks like nothing changed and highlights/potg are still wonky as fuck and server-sided records, so If you gotta save highlights it's still better to use external programs
shame, really
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>>184146009
Torb doesn't make any callout when he ults
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>>184146342
>No one trying to cap point
REEEEEE
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>>184146360
Ally torbs*
I'm fucking drunk today
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>>184146009
>>184146360
>>184146578
dumb anime poster
>>
doomfist is terrible to play
>>
>Doomfist gains 25% damage reduction while charging an ability or during an ability animation


yay or nay
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>>184146713
no bully
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>>184147001
>OHKO every 4 seconds
>disorientating af agility that only works once every 8 seconds
>shotgun with no falloff
hes fun tbqh and you should try him with absurd sens. it makes easier to brawl like a 3d fightin gaem
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>>184147096
you do realize saying that just makes me want to bully you more, right?
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>>184147003
>ability to move forward
Nah I'm good
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>>184147096
Fucking nerd.
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Post more crosshairs.
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>>184147583
>i dont do headshots: green edition
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Roadhog rides again!
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Really like the record feature they added, many times I forget to turn on my recording when something funny/cool happens that I'd like to make a webm of
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>>184147583

>You can't get headshots with what is a dot with some lines around it
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>>184147583
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>>184148003
>Doomfist uppercuts me
>charge him into a wall while he's trying to charge me
>learn later you can save gameplay
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win loss win loss win loss
FUCK this game FUCK THE RETARDS WHO NEVER FUCKING DIVE WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
fuck mercy for being so insanely overpowered that the only way to stop her is to stomp the enemy team so hard that she's a non factor. You need to be 2 fucking still tiers above the enemy to negate the value of that horseshit ability.
Fuck people who pick d.va and never fucking use defense matrix on their one dps who's murdering everyone. I am so fucking sick and tired of having to carry trash baddies every single fucking game. I am not a fucking baby sitter, get the fuck out of my games
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>>184148690
me ooga
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>>184148690

Banned: 365000 days
Reason: toxic behaviour
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>>184147583
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>mfw getting in a 1v1 duel with Doomfist as Tracer

Nothing in this game ever feels so anime. It's fucking intense.
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>>184148902
>>184148058
>>184147583

>not orange

0/10 stay bronze
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>>184149043
Yes, but all of these things with a person who is not a degenerate ill member of society.
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>>184149043
Give us some more details, anon
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>>184147583
>needing a crosshair
y'all gay lmoa
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>>184149004
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>>184149408
>tfw to intelligent for crosshairs
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>>184142512
>>184142536
>>184142589
>>184142615

>mfw my wife is 6'3

How the fuck do you people think a woman the size of a manlet is tall?
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>>184148836
>>184148861
maybe everyone else should be less bad.
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>>184149665
team booga
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>>184149624
>wife
You aren't fooling anyone
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>>184149624

Tall for a woman, retard.
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>>184149004
changed it to orange and raised the opacity it looks way better thanks david
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>>184149715
You're going to give birth to 40 kids.
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>The orange crosshair meme is spreading

Does it actually do anything?
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>>184147387
>>184147387
>>184147387
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so now that the summer games is basically confirmed, what skins do you want to see when it drops?
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>>184150128
I may have started it when I kept calling orange crosshair anon an autist. I'm sorry.
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Some Ideas I had floating around my head (and most stolen from a previous thread) for a new Defense character:
Appearance along the lines of a cross between the luchador-looking Reinhardt in Winston's cinematic and a SC2 Firebat
Health is 150 normal 150 armor
Weapons are two wrist-mounted flamethrowers that deal damage over time (and maybe reduce incoming healing whilst on fire)
1st ability is a sort of shove that pushes heroes in a cone back 10ft or so
2nd ability is a reactive armor plating, acting like a DVa barrier but taking 10 armor per projectile blocked and acting in a 360 angle. Has the capacity to destroy more than one projectile per 10 armor used up
3rd Ability throws a Molotov with slight knockback and ignites an area for 5 seconds
Ult creates a 15ft radius of lava on the ground, dealing the usual damage, ignite and a slight slow
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>>184129631
>Roadhog
>Revert his nerf
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>>184150284
mercy in a swimsuit
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