/owg/ - Overwatch General

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

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>>184147387
>New hero: James "AVGN" Rolfe confirmed by December
Do you fucks even read what you post?

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Here comes T.Racer!

>>184150325
i wanna pound her boipussi.

>>184149919
Whats going on over here? ;3

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>tfw can finally get the items rng fucked me out of last summer

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POST ALL YOUR CUTE TRACEYS RIGHT NOW

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>you will never be forcefully but lovingly bred by reinhardt
>you could never biologically be bred by him anyways

>>184150268
Fucking lol

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>>184150472
Nothing, apparently.
It's not a crop, it's just two friends broing out in the restroom

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>>184150448
Relatable :3

>>184150518

>>184150518
Does Tracer have a nice rack?

reminder that if we had a weeb sniper tank all the issues with the game would be solved because all cyber weeb shimada one trick/main/lovers would main that tank

POST MORE CROSSHAIRS

Why are my teammates always significantly worse than me? I was in silver and they were shit. I went to gold and they were still all shit. I got to platinum and they were still shit. I got to diamond and I think they were actually worse than the golds. I got to masters and everyone is still a gigantic fucking retard. why, why must I be punished like this. I just want teammates with a brain, that's all I ask

Today I realized how much of an old piece of shit I am. I just got out of a competitive game where people were shit talking esports and I casually mentioned I used to basically worship a guy named Thresh. No one on my team knew who the fuck I was talking about. Then I typed in all chat to the enemy team if any of them recognized the name. Nope. Please /owg/ tell me someone here knows who the fuck Thresh was.

I've finally reached the SR point where im now always the worst player on the team as opposed to the least retarded

but it doesn't matter because at the same time now i win every game

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>>184150765
a very nice rack

theres no replay on doomfist only elim?

>>184150872

You realize that Doom is like a quarter of a century old?

>>184150872
>thresh
the uh...the hero from league of legends?

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>>184150765
Judge for yourself m8

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>>184150775

Shimada(healer) when?!

>Here comes D.Oomfist!
This is how stupid you sound, Tracer.

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>>184150745

anyone else getting disconnects?

more latex leggings heroes when

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>E
>leftclick
>Shift
>leftclick
>leftclick again if needed
Deals about 220 damage and without the last shotgun burst takes less than half a second to execute.
You'd be walking around the point, chilling and watching the scenery, when out of nowhere you're flying in the air and black alpha male is shoving shotgun shells into your mouth.
It's pretty much unavoidable too, unless you boop the guy in the middle of his slam.

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I flirted with an IRL qt girl today, there might be hope for a lost wafufag after all /owg/

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>ywn get in fights with her
>ywn watch kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
>ywn play sports with her
>ywn tease and laugh when she gets mad and pouts
>ywn let her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
>ywn flip her back over so you can stare into each others eyes
>ywn protect her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
>ywn cheer on her and always support her, win or lose
>ywn throw her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
>ywn massage her legs, shoulders and back
>ywn hold her close and tell her you love her
>ywn reassure her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminin girls
>ywn accept all her girlish sensibilities no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
>ywn pat her head
>ywn get caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
>ywn hold her hand in public
>ywn make her try on cute dresses when you are out on a date even though you know she will never buy one
>ywn buy her sexy black lace lingerie only for her to wear spats over them
>ywn trace your finger over the tanlines she got over summer and feel how warm her skin is
>ywn have her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
>ywn introduce her to your parents
>ywn marry her
>ywn carry her over the treshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
>ywn gently lie her down on the bed
>ywn whisper into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
>ywn spend an entire night making passionate love to each other
>ywn rise a new generation of cute tomboys together with her
>ywn love her unconditionally as you grow old together

So with about a month left of this season, how likely is is that I'll be able to climb 500sr to plat?

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>I'M READY TO UNLEASH MY PRIMAL RAGE
How do you respond?

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>>184151093
she has a cute, petite, sprinter's body above the waist, at least

>>184151061
FUUUUUCK

yeah wow it is. God damn.

>>184151086
quake player

>>184150539
>ywn _hug the most adorable foxy grandpa and then be lovingly put to bed after he's done with you, and finally have him whisper in your ear "Goodnight, son"

Is there a benefit to making my crosshair orange?

>>184151295
50%

either you do or you don't

>>184150765
Tracer is flat, front and back.

So how's that OWL team going, /owg/?

>>184150928
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>>184151319

Hmmm, she has a pretty substantial rack if you can see it through a leather jacket but the sprinter one looks a lot smaller

>>184151190
She has a penis in the uncropped ver m8.
You still want it?

>>184151239
there isnt any hope she was just being nice and friendly and is probably actually creeped out by you but was to polite to ever make it clear

>>184151143
When they decide to do time travel shenanigans and introduce Genji and Mercy's half-breed kid.

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>>184151239
I'm proud of you anon, now go make us proud.

>>184151403
no, orange is literally one of the shittiest colors, make it a good color instead

>>184151476
the standard chronal accelerator is probably working like a space age pushup bra

>>184151218
Or pretty much out range him.

>>184150872

Just wait until you see someone talking about their first memory in 2010 and then get nostalgic over something three months ago.

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>tfw you stomp a team so badly on the first 2 points of KOTH that you get one of these

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Tfw you get tracer a filling meal

>>184151302
Oh Winston, you're an animal

>>184151480
yes

>>184151302

You know gorillas have extremely tiny penises, right? Their penises evolved only to shoot sperm, nothing else.

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>>184151798
>tracer pulls down her leggings
>"CHEERS LUV THE CAVALRY'S 'ERE!"
>several large men on horseback emerge and run you down like the filthy barbarian you are

>>184151651
Yeah, because outranging works wonders with grengi, who is mostly close quarters too.

>>184151764
the thing I love the most is after the d.va buff then nerf everyone said she's unplayable. The same thing has been said about Winston since launch pretty much. Now look at them lol

Reposting in this thread because I'm gay

Some Ideas I had floating around my head (and most stolen from a previous thread) for a new Defense character:
Appearance along the lines of a cross between the luchador-looking Reinhardt in Winston's cinematic and a SC2 Firebat
Health is 150 normal 150 armor
Weapons are two wrist-mounted flamethrowers that deal damage over time (and maybe reduce incoming healing whilst on fire)
1st ability is a sort of shove that pushes heroes in a cone back 10ft or so
2nd ability is a reactive armor plating, acting like a DVa barrier but taking 10 armor per projectile blocked and acting in a 360 angle. Has the capacity to destroy more than one projectile per 10 armor used up
3rd Ability throws a Molotov with slight knockback and ignites an area for 5 seconds
Ult creates a 15ft radius of lava on the ground, dealing the usual damage, ignite and a slight slow

>>184152224
Nobody said winston was unplayable. He was very much a viable option before his buff. Now together they are just unstoppable.

>>184152087
>large men
>not dwarves
>not an army of Torbjorns scoffing and saying the cavalry's here

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One day this will be canon.

>>184152393
the forum a few months ago was filled with buff winston threads. And people were shitting all over him during triple tank. He was one of the least played heroes for a while.

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>>184151481
human interaction creeps me out too so I guess we're even then :^)

>>184152041
>bringing up dicks all of a sudden

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>>184152219
Ironically, it does. It's kind of funny seeing the black man trying to reach the weeb while I'm just going from different spots on high ground and hitting him because of his nice hit box.

>>184151916
https://my.mixtape.moe/bhklbw.png

>>184152224

You could nerf D.Va to how she was on release and her pick rate would barely fall because her mobility is identical and the weapon used to be slightly better.

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>>184152551

>>184152787
no release defense matrix was shit

>>184152551
>Junkrat isn't frozen
>Mei isn't being a psycho and licking the frozen Junkrat before giving him the killing headshot
Bullshit.

>>184152901

It was less flexible, but DM isn't why D.Va is currently used.

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>>184152551
LEAVE MY BOY JAMES ALONE

>>184152983
>DM isn't why D.Va is currently used
wrong

>>184152551
Gross and forced

>>184152983
Yes it definitely is one of the reasons. Being able to destroy all projectiles is amazing, better than rein shield in a lot of cases. It can eat ultimates with a click of a button.

>>184152565
the forums are filled with ppl like itt though. anyone that watched korean pro play knew winston was good. then dive comp took however many months long to become the thing in NA once autists found out you could play the video game without a rectangle in your face.

>the less played a hero is the more of a bonus they get for their performance
This would mean if you really want to climb fast you play less popular characters. You could even keep the hero based performance there so all the obscure mains can get a nice climb and set the bar for others.
Most importantly though this would help eliminate one tricks and would also give incentive to play the less popular heroes which rarely get picked to begin with.
Blizzard has said they want the player base to invent the new meta with current heroes but why go through the trouble of trying to reinvent how the game is played if you can just play the meta and rank up just the same if not better?

>>184152551

Why would Junkrat be attracted to a disgusting weirdo loser like Mei?

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Reminder that this weird looking piece of lead is getting more pucci than you lmao.

how to fix quickplay
>You need to have 200 hours logged playing bot games with Genji, Hanzo, and Widowmaker in order to pick these heroes.
>Players in the top 30% of skill are not subject to this requirement.
>Create a Sniper Tank from Japan character, with no skill or time requirement to play.

>>184152983
It's half the reason, more or less. Mobility is key too but DM is arguably more of a factor.

>>184153242
>doesn't even know the proper term

>>184153242
C L A N K E D

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>>184153242
Torb and Zarya are right, we need to exterminate these omniggers

>>184153242
>badge wearing tumblrite
the tin can can keep it

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>>184152335
give me (You)s reeeeeeee

>>184153242
Who wants to get philosophical up in here?!

At what point do you think AI deserve rights? Like how advanced? Or never because they're property, kind of like how slaves didn't have rights. But slaves eventually got rights so should the same happen for super advanced AI...?

>>184153439
Format your wall of text better

>>184152667
That's not outranging, that's just better mobility. That applies to anybody who can't just oneshot the weeb or ignore his stupid deflect.

>>184153306
i definitely have 200 hrs of genji. let me tell you it didn't help. it didn't help at all.

>>184153306
shut up

>>184153383
>Torbjorn is playing Grumpy for Bastion White
>Zarya is out guarding some tin can cyka blyat

>>184153383
Reminder that the upcoming Zarya comic will be focused on softening her stance against omnics. Enjoy

>>184153242
so I started watching westworld the other week. Is fucking a robot considered cheating? If you don't know westworld basically it's a theme park filled with super realistic robots that you can kill, fuck, whatever you want to do.

>>184153576
"weeb" main detected. You're cancer.

>>184153242
Robots are obviously more superior when it comes to sex, they can go for as long as they want and their genitals are easily customizable.

>>184153135

It could still eat ultimates, it was just more likely to be on cooldown.

>>184153634
no, you're just not funny

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>>184153306
>200 hours to play point&click in the garbage bin mode
guess I'm off to comp then

>>184153746
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm trying to let people know how to fix quick play.

defense heroes will never be buffed because of one simple reason, they're fucking cancer, it is impossible to balance them, because all of their kits by design are actually insanely overpowered. They will either be useless or break the game, like bastion. because they have fundamentally flawed design

>>184153536
>keeping out of his range with high ground isn't out ranging
u wot m8?

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>>184153306
>quickplay minigamers bitching about skill and mmr

>>184153758
>widow and hanzo on both teams
>both suck

Every game. This is why we need to remove the weebs and sniper mains.

>finally get around to playing comp
>2-8 on my placements
>play really fucking bad even when we won
>3350 sr
Is this shit supposed to be broken as hell?

>>184153992
where's the screenshot?

I'm fucking pissed. I was so close to getting a Lootbox, but my opponent in a 1v1 had to fucking ragequit
>Playing 1v1
>First round is as Hanzo
>Somehow instant headshot him, not really sure how I did it
>Next round is McCree 1v1
>See him and hit him with flashbang, right click. 2 perfects
>He ragequits
>I get a grand total of 5 XP.
I hate these people man.

>>184152335
We are missing a Mortal Strike and pool of fire hero for the full WoW kit.

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>>184153603
>>184153604
>posted at the same time
FUCK YOU, ZARYA IS A PROUD WOMAN AND WILL MAKE SURE THESE WORTHLESS TIN CANS BECOME SMELTED DOWN TO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL

>>184153858
That month of Mei being in so many matches when her ult charged up nearly every fight was pure shit.

>listen to K-Pop on repeat
>start winning more games

Hm.

I hate this game. Whenever I do get Doomfist, the enemy team is always running a perfect comp team. Yeah on paper that'd be good practice but not when my team is 5 DPS and one healer

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>>184154197
>listen to country
>get GM
>everyone thinks my tractor is sexy

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>>184153603
>>184153604

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>>184153858
>defense heroes are only good sometimes
So we can agree they're balanced just fine.

>>184152335
I got to the part with two wrist-mounted flamethrowers and my mind just kind of wandered off and stopped reading

>>184154156
I don't like it either but it's going to happen. Omnics are the poor oppressed minority and we can't have anyone thinking ill of them. This comic will show Zarya that not all omnics are bad and she'll start softening her stance on them even though they cost her a weightlifting career and destroyed her home village. I'd like to be wrong but I don't expect much from Chu.

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>three matches in a row where most of the time my team has 4 DPS
>politely ask them to consider that this probably won't work
>it doesn't work
>they still don't listen
Why are you even playing Competitive if you are going to act like this

This is literally what I risk my SR to get away from, the cancerous selfish DPS players that make playing properly impossible

>>184153319
the mobility is key only because it lets her move to where she can use dm

>>184154638
competitive is just hearthstone with guns. your rank is quite literally 80% luck based

>>184154638
Nozomi is cute! Cute!

>>184153858
Mei isn't cancer, just don't touch her freeze ability, it's good as it is.
Toblerone isn't cancer, he's just useless shit that can't do nothing without his stupid turret, and even with it can barely compete with any self-aware dps player.
Consistent hanzo-ing requires a shit ton of practice, so even if he's broken - it won't come out until years later, when peeps like Arrge and Wraxu are going to be less of a stars, and more of an average hanzomains.

>>184154638

who cares
play Mystery Heroes instead like a true patrician

Why is the PTR so much more fun to play on than the normal servers?

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>>184153947
and then what? You're still 2 players down either way

>>184154197
>get high and put on some trance
>suddenly start winning without knowing what's happening

I wanna breed an Amari!

>>184154662
And DM is only key because her mobility lets her get into position to use it best. Like i said basically half and half.

>>184154728

Over a sufficient sample size the ``80%'' of games out of your control would have forced as many wins as losses.

In other words, you are the only constant.

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>tfw hated how Sombra looked like in the beginning
>Started liking her more and more as time went by
>She's now my favorite Overwatch girl
The beaner just has something about her. Maybe it's her smugness, maybe it's her taco accent.

>>184154964
>``80%'' of games out of your control would have forced as many wins as losses
it would be true in a completely randomized matchmaking
It can't be implied without observation

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How many dicks do I have to suck to get to top 500?

>>184154957
Uh no retard.

DM is key because it protects team mates and eats ultis. That's D.Va's sole function, and has been ever since her ability to actually fight was nerfed into ground.

>>184154638
When I do this - I do this because I'm pissed and have no desire to spend an entire match being raped by enemy genji, while the rest of the team runs forward, ignoring all callouts.

>>184154790
toblerone is cancer, the turret is cancer, the freeze is cancer, hanzo is cancer, widow is cancer, junkrat is completely cancer.
These heroes aren't fun to play against, they are sometimes fun to play with but their mechanics don't make for engaging gameplay because they will never 'feel' fair. You'll never be frozen and think 'wow what a good mei' you'll never have junkrat leap in your face and blow you up and think 'huh, he outplayed me'
And while a good hanzo and widow are just that, very good. They aren't fun to play against either.
Making any of those heroes was a mistake

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>>184155079

>the matchmaking is biased against me

>>184154846
if the weebs and 360noskope believers aren't allowed to play hanzo/widow/genji, they might move onto anna or a hypothetical japanese sniper tank, making teamcomps on average better.

>>184155046
It's her two foot mohawk.

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>>184155046
shes a qt

>>184155101
>she just casually walked out and nobody noticed her except for the winston, who probably only hit her by accident
>she didn't get melted the second she left cover
>she was able to hide in cover at all without a winston and genji shoved up her ass

where do you find these enemy teams?

>>184155101
One very good dick would be enough, I think.
More than that - and you'd start to run into competetion from the other side.

>>184155381

You act like he couldn't have LShifted to the dead souls and pressed Q anyway, to which there is no counterplay.

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>I heard there are black men in this neighborhood, I hope they notice me

>>184155274
>REEEE CANCUR
Any reasoning, besides
>She just holds leftclick and I'm frozen and can't do nuffin!!1
?

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I love Angela!

I want her to teach the next generation of young people how to be studious, kind, and philanthropic like her!

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>>184152551
Cutest and best pairing

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>>184155568
H-hi there

>>184155101

>QP

Literally all of them.

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>instalock Hanzo in QP because team will probably throw anyways

>>184155213
Ugh wrong stupid.

Without the ability to dive with Winston and the rest of the high mobile DPS it wouldnt matter what her DM did because she'd get murdered the team had to disengage or fight, idiot.

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Does doomfist's charge bug for anyone else all the time?

I'm not really sure what's causing it, but sometimes the charge won't go off at all when I release RMB

>>184155274
What the fuck are you even talking about. Proper usage of walls is very difficult to get good, icicles are very difficult to aim(That's why they are spammable)
And the only thing that doesn't counter her ult is barriers, even a slow ass reinhardt can charge away from it.
Mei is fun as hell, and a good mei is frightning to play against.
>Hurr durr muh honor what a good player
Oh just fuck off, I have more respect for retarded junkrat mains than for FotM soldiers and pharahs. At least junkrat has to be somewhat creative to get his kills, simply because he's so stupidly underpowered.
When was the last time you though "Oh wow, that reaper/soldier/pharah really outplayed me, very good job holding leftclick in my general direction to deal obsene amounts of damage"?
Christ.

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Anyone know the size of the PS4 patch? Blizz can't be assed to list the size in the notes.
I have 46GB free, how is that not enough, what the fuck, Blizzard?

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>>184155713
>h-hey... can I see your BBC?

>>184155302
The matchmaking is ensuring a global 50% winrate
the more you win, the higher the chance you'll be given shit teammates, as opposed to good opponents

what the fuck does throw4dafran mean
every single comp game today had someone spamming that shit

>>184154964
Yep, I am the only constant, I am the only constant in my victories and I am the only constant in my losses.
So what changes them hmm? Oh right the variables. Gee, it's almost like the solution to an equation is determined by the variables. Not the constant. JUST LIKE IN REAL FUCKING ALGEBRA

>>184156198
One crybaby reported to blizzard on a streamer who threw games every now and then. Blizzard being the cucks that they are didn't even block his account, only suspended him for whatever arbitrary time.
Now another bunch of crybabies are running around throwing games to "avenge" their crybaby king.

>>184155381
Diamond

>>184153546
Kek me neither

>>184156350
so it's memesports shit after all
why do autistic manbabies want to feel validated for playing a fucking videogame

>>184156220

And if all the variables but one are fluctuating in equal positive and negative magnitude, over a sufficient sample size the effect of one variable(you) will be seen.

>>184156120

There's a conspiracy about MM in literally every game.

Winston's ult needs a fucking nerf in duration. It's already a full heal and adds 500 more HP to him it shouldn't let the bastard slap me around for so damn long

Where should I be positioned in relation to my team as D.Va? I've been losing and I think my timing and positioning is causing the losses.

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>defend every single push perfectly
>lose during the last overtime push
why does this happen EVERY TIME

>>184155718
Highlight downloader doesn't show ranked emblem

>>184156708
this happens so often im starting to think the attackers get a permanent damage boost in overtime

>>184155641
Me too, anon

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>retards not realizing 'forced 50' is actually the fact that the're pretty accurately skill ranked and hence fluctuate around 50% WR

>>184156594
He wouldn't slap you around so much if you didn't stand still.

>>184156594

He does 40 damage a slap, come on.

>>184156708
Enemy team was probably retarded and trickling in until they all realised that they only had one more shot.

It's nuts how games can change in the last 30 seconds.

>>184156513
>in equal
you're making an assumption. Just like how if you flip a coin 100 times you won't have an even 50/50 of heads or tails. Then the same applies to matchmaking, if you get lucky, then the odds fall in your favor and you climb, if you're unlucky, you either fall or you stagnate. We know that hidden mmr is a tool used to keep people from climbing, it explicitly works to force wins and losses to keep people where it believes they belong.
We know this because we have silver and gold players leveling up alts and getting to diamond, masters and even gm. So we know for a fact that the system is flawed. You can even see on the streams in gm, a former top 500 player like ster can't break back into top 500. He did a whole stream in season 2 about how elo hell didn't exist and if you watch his streams now, one day is nothing but wins, then the next day all he does is lose, lose lose. a top 500 player. So it sure as fuck isn't his fault. Even he now whines about "coinflip matchmaking" because that's what it is. Luck.

>>184156673
Really depends on the flow of battle. If your DPS and tanks are under heavy fire you should be focus on lowering the damage coming their way. If your supports are getting attacked though you also need to help peel for and protect them.

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>>184156875
There are threads by these retards every day on the forum.

Winston really a need a nerf. He's fucking ridiculously now that a Roadhog isn't the easy answer

going from plat to diamond is insane

literally every game the payload makes it all the way

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hey /owg/ what gold gun(s) did you get this season?

>>184156875
>retards not realising that rank you got because someone in your team disconnected is in no way accurate

>>184156513
>conspiracy
it's just the easiest way to matchmake team games, any team game

>almost win a 5v6
>3 golds
>still lose 30 sr
thanks jeff

>playing control point quick play
>have two retards playing as genji and hanzo
>no tanks
>inform team that you'll tank, but only if one of the retards switches to a real hero
>lose the first round
>they give in
>switch to tank
>win both rounds

It's so easy if you're willing to be a jackass to these weebs.

>>184157107
none, but what i did get is a golden rank

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>>184157107
Dis one. But I rarely use it, it clashes very badly with my terrible Ana play, despite almost a hundred hours on her.
Currently sitting on 2400, thinking either Doomfist or Lucio

>>184157431
>ugly skin too
disgusting

When Sombra melees behind an enemy out of stealth she should execute them. It would be more fun

>>184157431

There's basically four gold guns that don't look like ass.

Doomfist
Tracer
Zenyatta
McCree

Everything else looks like ass and even the ones that don't look like ass are only good with one skin.

You could also get the gold Soldier gun and use his Gold costume to be extremely tacky.

Goddamit. I just cannot have fun in any mode any,ore. Winston is just so fucking stupid

>>184157803
do the edgelord and your fun will return

>>184157860
I have some self pride though

>>184157731
no :)

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>tfw there are flexcucks who actually switch for random strangers on the internet
How scary

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>>184158121

>>184157614
Your mother is ugly. This is the best skin to use with a golden weapon for Ana.
>>184157735
Doomfist looks terrible, just like junkrat or pharah. That's why there's a consideration for Lucio. If it looked good, there would be no doubt about it.

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*dies in 2 seconds*

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Tracer is small

>>184157981
Picking another character to counter someone should not hurt your pride. It's how the game is intended to be played. Being stubborn isn't prideful, it's retarded. Stop actively playing the game wrong out of some stupid sense of pride.

>>184158059
>tfw there are oneticks that can't even onetrick properly
Pathetic.

>>184157431
Patrician choice

>>184158590

Blizzard told me that switching off to counter other characters is wrong though since their SR system guarantees if I switch off or flex I'll gain half the regular SR and lose twice as much, while onetricking nets gains even with a negative win rate.

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>reddit is already complaining about Doomfist
I don't want him to be nerfed

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>>184157735
>mentions soldier gold
>but not paragon reinhardt

>>184158581
Does she have a feminine penis?

>>184158868
Probably

>>184157107
Doomfist and Orisa. Halfway to Sombra

>>184158868
See: >>184152723

>>184158819
I think they should increase the cooldown for his rightclick, 4 seconds to charge a move that 1-hits just about every character is such bullshit.

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>>184158059
I'm glad I stay Mercy

>>184156947

Maybe he's not a top 500 player, any more. :^)

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>tfw capping all three payload points in overtime on round 3
>tfw the enemy team does the exact same thing in round 4

>>184158819
>>184159109
>nerfing doomfist

if anything he needs to be buffed
not a massive buffed but he needs 50 hp more or that hit shotgun gives him shields as well

>>184158059

>away from computer
>put on headphones
>click what I intended to play anyway
>someone is halfway through telling me what to pick
>looks like I'm a cuck that waited to be told what to pick

>Pinning a charging Doomfist with Rein charge

Is there anything more satisfying?

>>184159281
I think he needs to be buffed and nerfed in some areas, I agree that he needs to be tankier, but I still think that rocketpunch is a god damn mess

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>>184156829
Nah. People in this game are just retarded and force this outcome by being absolute shitters. People will almost always trickle and never move as a team. You'll never have more than 2-3 people on the payload at a time until the end where it ends up being a coinflip with regards to which team is more retarded.

Good news, though. Since there's always at least 2-3 who are somewhat decent if you yourself work on your positioning and make an effort to work with those 2-3 people, you end up making it 3-4. If it's 4 people, your team is the majority and you'll probably force a win.

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>>184154846
"I need healing"
>Hides behind wall
Everytime

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Jack isn't naive! He is not a meat head!
H-he's just very caring!

>>184159515
the rocket punch offends me because road hog just got removed from the game for having a one combo kill, and then they add doomfish who can one combo kill more heroes, easier.

The problem with Doomfist is he is supposed to be this character who radiates pure unstoppable power, so he needs to have overwhelming speed and force. But then he is some dude punching people in an FPS. In order for Doomfist to feel right he would need like 300 HP, and his abilities would deal more damage or have shorter cooldowns so he can move constantly or deal stupidly large amounts of damage.

But then he would be broken as fuck. So you end up with a character who's inherently impossible to balance and is always going to feel underwhelming unless they went full retard. Like Hog.

>>184159721

>I need healing
>attacks enemy team 1v6

>>184153413
which is the more soulless of the two, I can't tell

>>184153306
>putting any requirements on QP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7kUc5RcMqc

>>184157107
I just got Hanzo, might get Doomfist but I haven't had a chance to play him yet, so not sure. Once the season ends I'll have another 3k and I have no idea what to spend that on.

>>184159947
reaper, tracer and even dva work on such short ranges that the only real difference between them and doomfist is that they are more mobile and dont deliver all their damage at once.

the maps are so cluttered and filled with closed spaces with cover that the only real issue doomfist has is that when he attacks he puts himself close to his enemies. hes a more balanced approach to hog's OHKO hook.

>>184159947
By Overwatch lore Reaper should have constantly regenerating health like Wolverine and be tough enough to kill dozens of average soldiers. Tracer would be able to blink around several dozen times before needing to recharge, and Orisa would be able to take 4x as much damage, making anyone lore friendly in game would be a disaster

>>184159882
>le upvote

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>can finally play with friend since timezones are fucky
>they invite their friend who has a really bad PC and constantly deals with rubberbanding

Each match with this person is a loss since they are always dead.

>>184160536

Yeah that's the problem, Doomfist is always going to feel like shit because you're never going to capture how powerful he actually is unless he was Total Mayhem mode all the time. They're never going to do that so you just end up with a clunky fistfighter in an FPS.

>>184160536
>game is now lore friendly
>it's just x500 arcade

>>184159947
Hog was fine to anyone that wasn't a shitter.

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>>184160910
Are you calling Jeff a shitter? Remember that he's mid plat which is ELITE by his standards.

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>>184152551
OH HELL NAH

I never thought I'd see the day when Winston became the "I want to win" character. But here he isn't increasing a team's chance at winning by like 60% in QP.

Nerf him already

You know, everyone says to pick a carry dps if they wanna climb. I have had WAYYY more luck with sombra. Being able to turn off lucio, or delete zen or just turn off defense matrix is....so useful

>>184161407

Fuck you I've been playing Winston since the beginning and he's the most fun tank.

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>You are a game developer
>Your game is going into tantrum spiral with more and more people giving up after the first round, leading to even more people realising that this is an accepted way of playing
How do you stop it?

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>>184158581
small enough to catch and pet her

>>184158868
maybe, otherwise emily wouldnt be satisfied

>>184161772
make a working report system

>>184161772
Make more events

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>>184150325
>no cute sticc British gf
>ever
I want to fuck Tracer so hard

>>184161864
>>184161772
reminder that WOT has a automatic system to handle teamkill and misbehaviour that is easily exploited by the grievers

>>184161852
Oh fuck

>>184161772
Nerf lucio hard
Nerf mercy hard
Remove Hanzo and Widow

>>184159947
There's this thing called "high level play", where you can actually see characters become who they are in the cinematics.
Watch whoru or soon, and three blinks suddenly will become reasonable.
Watch valkia, and you will see why pharah was accepted in this new overwatch.
Watch... Well, nobody really plays reaper, because fuck reaper. But you get the idea.
Doomfist will in time find his players and you will see how unstoppable he can potentially be.

I plan to move to the UK, get a sex change, and become a test pilot.

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>>184157107
I literally have no clue whose golden weapon I'd get next.

Choosing D.Va was easy, I love playing as D.Va and I'm super confident with her.

But I don't have that confidence with any of the other characters I play as. 200 hours on Pharah, but it's all in QP. Decent winrate on Zenyatta, but when I have an off-day with him it's REALLY bad. I sort of enjoy Lucio and Reinhardt but they're, I don't know, I don't know if I'm totally in love with them as I should be.

I just don't know.

Just played Doomfist for the first time since PTR

Holy hell he's fun and dynamic, he's like another Genji but with more abilities. His punch is nasty as fuck, you can just wait outside a choke and one shot anyone who walks through.

Only thing I didn't like is the way his ground slam seems to be really wonky with the way he turns when using it, really hard to aim

>>184163130

Golden gun doesn't mean shit.
I have played with guys in QP who had the golden gun for a character and they were shit, and I check their stats and they're in Bronze.

>>184163130
>I sort of enjoy Lucio and Reinhardt but they're, I don't know, I don't know if I'm totally in love with them as I should be.
I mean no that's a lie, I DO love them. But like. Am I decent with them because I AM good with them, or just because they're so easy to play as? It's hard putting that to words but that's the gist of it.

>>184163231
I know but it's the principle of the thing, I want it to be like a trophy.

>>184163231
>>184163130
Means shit or no, it's hard to get and it's sparkly, so I'd say you should take pride in it.

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>>184162609
thats what she said

>>184163130
It doesn't mean shit, literally. Buy it for whatever you play most if you like how it looks, buy it for toblerone for memes, it's not like you HAVE to wear it, most of my golden guns just lay in hero gallery unequipped, I bought them only because obligatory "Main must have golden pew-pew" mentality.

>>184163130
Just stay on the "would you like to purchase x weapon?" screen and see if you'd actually do it.

>>184161852
>>184163592

widow's blank face throughout the entire video just makes it perfect

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I need Doomfist tips, please

how much longer will the roadhog mains whine about roadhog getting nerfed?

>>184161772
Nude / beach skins
only 2 hereos per tier
SR penalty for bad teams now only makes ypu lose 5 SR if you have 3+ gold medals, SR gain boost if ypu get over 35 kills/25k healing

Environmental kills award no sr, mercy cannot fly off to dead mates, reaper is invulnerable during his ult, torb can no longer gain full hp if he ults with his health below 50 hp, his turret will also remain at it's same HP if it's under 65, winston can no longer gain full hp if he ults below 80 hp, d.va can not call her mech unless she's in an open area, junkrat gains a small damage resistance during his ult, McCree must tap the fire button as he uses dead eye to keep firing, hanzo arrow now have drop off and fall distance, scatter arrow must gain a minimum distance in order to split, being hit by a sleep dart while slept reverses the effect, genji can deflecf nanaboost and will hit a random teammates, shooting reaper in wraith form injures a a random teammate, bastion slows down considerably while healing,

>>184164291
learn to land M2 and blame the team for when you die

>>184164296
not long. his huff will get some really huge buffs

>>184164291
pick genji

>>184164451
the huff buff is a nerf. It turns roadhog into the most efficient ultimate battery for the other team in the game.

Why is lucio allowed to be so op?
>insane mobility
>stupid amounts of regeneration
>can literally one clip most dps
>boop goes 50 fucking miles

>>184150268
oh look, a free iPad.

>>184163592
so im not the only one who downloaded that part and watched it on loop

>>184164609
>taking less damage and being able to move to a more favorable position while huffing
>a nerf
Are Roadhog mains in this much need of a crutch to actually perform decently?

>>184164609
You're retarded.

Can't they just give Roadhog a passive so that when you shoot at him you only get like 25% normal ult charge, and give him something like a 20-30% defense boost during the huff? Then he can bodyblock for his team, actually tanking, and not feed ult charge. Once you've done that, since he no longer oneshots at least give him 6 second hook back.

Hire me, Blizzard.

>>184164351
Wow, this is another layer of retarded

>>184164609
taking less damage while huffing will work against being a ult battery, tho i do admit he will have 300 HP to be shot down after it

>>184164291
remember he's a fighting game character. get those hard reads

>>184155568
>>184156109
Go away cuck.

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>>184164678
git gud loser

>>184164351
and i thought "20 damage for every enemy caught in orisa grav" guy was stupid.

>>184165451
literally overpowered

>>184164678
None of what you said is true.

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>>184165527
licherally

Zenyatta is here

>>184165789
to be fair 'insane mobility' is spot-on, but yeah the rest is bullshit

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>>184158581
Widow should have been 6'1

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Is it worth playing on NA with 150-160 ping?

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>>184165845
Would you like to leave a message?

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ITT defending a hero that has been so overpowered since the game's inception that he has had a near 100% pickrate in tournament play ever since the pro scene first began
>he's not op hurr I swear he's just a must pick on every map in every comp XDDDD
who are you trying to fool, me? or yourselves?

>>184165789
he can 1 clip all dps but its near impossible unless they're afk

>>184166018
>Pro scene
>having any meaning.

>>184166018
All we were saying is the one guy's complaints about lucio were bullshit, which they objectively are excluding the mobility one.

Every fucking time I swear whenever I get Doomfist the enemy team is alway playing full try hard. Like what the fuck I can't even have fun anymore

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>>184165914
>no tall blue gf

>>184154105

Leavers in 1v1 should count as forfeits after X rounds

>>184166018
>this hero is effective so we need to nerf him :^)))
how about you ask for buffs to the other supports instead of crying because you got booped

>>184154197

>lucio
>C O O L V I B R A T I O N S
>win hanamura on attack in 1:13 with 3 golds

Really activates your almonds

>>184166235
After zero rounds.
If you click the button to play 1v1 and leave at anytime EXCEPT finding a game to join or once the defeat/victory screen you should getb forfeit.

Lucio's 100% pickrate is pretty much just because he has Speed Boost.

The problem with this thread and this community in general and even the devs is that people just zoom in on "OP" characters and don't look at the design decisions that have made this nigger have 200% pickrate or whatever. Like why is dive so OP? Why is Lucio picked so often? It's because OW's gameplay design makes mobility extremely centralizing.

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>>184156019
>PS4
Got it. It was 1.4GB. But, I needed 50GB free for it to download.
Thanks for the retarded patching system, Sony.

>>184158819

He needs one (1) change and it's louder movement. That giga nigga should not be quieter than a tracer.

>>184167057
>not upgrading your HDD

some of you are alright
dont queue in comp in the next hour

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>>184167128
I want to look deep into her beautiful yellow eyes.

>it's another dindufist autolock & plays like shit episode.

I know it's QP, but fuck man most of the time this nigga throws matches.

>>184167186

He's wearing sandals so it makes sense.

Legend tell that one anon once experienced a match where nobody tilted and both teams tried their hardest. That can't be verified, however, so the Mystery of a Decent Game is still unsolved.

>>184167347
It's a literally new character that people are JUST getting to learn ffs cool it would the temper tantrums.

>>184160723

I play on a 4 year old PC with constant 230ms ping from a 3rd world country and I've hit diamond this season. There are ways to deal with rubberbanding and lag, you have to tell him to git gud.

>>184167487
t. dindufist who just threw the match for their team.

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>>184167237
>needing 50GB to install 1.4GB is your own fault :^)
Are you literally retarded?

>>184166018
> Looking at pickrate and ONLY looking at pickrate
> Not even trying to look in depth what makes them picked so much

If your faggot ass had any inche of intelligence, you would have already understood why he's picked so much.
That would be his speedboost. That has already been nerfed. Time and time again.
Otherwise this character need NO nerf. He's the example of a character that need the other to be brought to HIS level. No, not even that, if you want him to be less picked, makes another character that allows to change the speed of the team.

Bloofag activated

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Killing people as Doom man is the most satisfying thing in the game.

>>184167842
god is dead

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>>184167842
HELL YEAH!!

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>>184167943

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>>184168267

If I see that purple bitch one more time...

>>184168267
i need her punishment

Imagespam is pretty much the last gasp of the dead game. Stop this shit.

>>184167585
it's qp kid it's not the end of the world

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Post Orisa

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>>184168393

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>>184168440
Sounds fitting

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>>184168393
Rude.

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>chicago servers
get paired with pic related
>los angeles servers
get paired with pic related
>sao paulo servers
suddenly everyone speaks fluent english