/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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1st for bro-op action.

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2nd for Razor Vermillion

>>184091615
3rd for obviously razor trying to bring more attention to himself because he clearly wants all of it and thinks we're unable to see through his game

I know that's you, no one else is autistic enough to keep on talking about this shit.

>>184091970
It's not me though, I'll go to the previous thread and show that I have no (You)s

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>>184091970
ding

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minus weapons and price, try to name 3 objectively bad things about this car. good luck, I doubt you'll be able to.

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>>184093138

>tfw I can't

The fact that it's weaponized is enough reason not to buy it though.

>>184093138
>they did a half-assed job with the license plate, stretching it to be mock-Euro style when they've shown they can do them more accurately with the Pigalle's
>it's an Ocelot when it would make more sense for it to be a Coil
>it doesn't sound nearly beefy enough for a V8

The front bumper also looks dumb as hell because it's much too tall, but I'm giving that the benefit of the doubt until I buy it because it might just be an option.

>>184093138
Even though it's a Lotus, Rockstar refused to give it a unique brand name or merged it with Coil since the Voltic is a mix between a Tesla and a Lotus.

There's also a problem with the license plate being a stretched piece of shit when they should've deleted it or copied the one from the Pigalle, the engine sounding nothing like a proper 4.0 twin-turbo V8, and the general shape is too bulky and not roundly smooth like the fifth generation Esprit.

I'll still buy it regardless, but I hope the inclusion of this vehicle doesn't prevent us from getting the E-Type a lot of people requested.

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I really hope youre not a virgin player anon

>>184090403
Has this girl become a gtag meme or what?

>>184093138

#1: That plate
#2: Ocelot
#3: The interior respray option is missing.

>>184094910
these comics are confusing to me. sometimes chad is the winner, sometimes virgin is. in this example, virgin is the clear winner.

>>184095125
I wonder if Razor would fly into an autistic rage if someone shipped his character with Generic Blue-Haired GTAO Girl, like the guy who made Reize Seatlan does when people ship his OC with icky girls.

>>184095639
sorry for your loss

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>>184094910
Chad gamering is the endgame of GTAO, sorry to inform you.

>>184094910
>No beta option with tryhard outfits, hydra/weaponized vehicles and """operator"""" gear

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>>184095734
someone needs to do that already, where's the artist who created this fantastic portrait?

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>>184098038
>wasting that artist's legitimate talent on fucking Razor

Get some fuckstick off deviantart to do it.

>>184090403
Did they fix the PS4 date and time empty lobby trick?

>>184098965
Yes. Several weeks ago. Drop your MTU if you want to be alone now.

What's even the point of racing if everyone goes at the same speed? It's just one guy in front and everyone else just crashes into you like it's gonna help them win. Always have to hope for that RNG to start in front of everyone, good game.

>>184099527
Oh. At least MTU still works.

>>184100094
>what are race lines

>>184100094
>guy tries to push you off the stunt track
>you counter and he falls instead
that warm feel man

Can I get an invite to the PS4 crew?

SC: Razor1096

>>184102876

nice meme

>>184102876
fuck off manlet twink

Why the hell in-game SC can't find the band? I'm tired of playing Loading Screens: The Game, just because someone leaves after a minute of playing. PC, SC: BlackBarsy

>>184102876
Gotcha. Welcome. Don't grief crew.

>>184102876
fuck off manlet twink

apparently there was a leak saying that grand theft auto was in development.
where would you like to see the game take place?
which era would you want it to be in? kinda like how vice city took place in the mid 80s and SA in the early 90s? what direction would you like to take the story? what about the main character(s)?

>>184095734
I'd be better if someone drew his THIGG imaginary gf in some primo NTR faceless niggger gangbang
>>184104539
Vice city obviously. Maybe near-future? Most likely modern setting though.

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>>184104539
A neon-drenched Outrun/muderwave/vapourwave styled love letter to the 80s set in vice city

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>>184104539
I'd rather see it die after GTA:O

>>184105165
Good answer.

>>184104576
Not gonna lie, if his imaginary waifu was rendered by someone who could actually draw, I'd stand at attention.

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>>184104539

Holding out for a Carcer City GTA in realistic brown/True Detective setting. Story setting would be more grimey instead of the usual rags to riches format.

Hell, let us play a cop this time around, uncovering crazy conspiracies as the story continues or go deep undercover.

I just want Team Mafiya Work back for multiplayer, other than that I don't care ;_;.

>>184104539
A relatively near future smog drenched New Orleans like a vaporwave Shadowrun. Neon lights, futuristic weapons, and voodoo magic all cutting through the haze.

Would you ever let your name resemble FourLoko?

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>>184104539
>Vice City
>Multiple protags, one of which is female
>Multiple cities and wilderness in Florida to explore
>Miami, Orlando, small redneck towns, and swampland
>Option to get in a plane and fly to Liberty City or Los Santos a bit like in SA
>Pic related for swampland travel

you memewave fucks need to suffocate on your own vomit.

>>184109360
Kill yourself

>>184107205

sounds fucking gay

>>184109393
Wot

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>>184109765
I don't understand what was confusing about my post.

>>184109393
I'd love a focus on the rural setting, but it'll never happen.

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>>184098038
Why does everyone post the version without color? Appreciate the whole image, not just phases of it.

>>184110065
Might as well look forward to Farcry 5.


I know I am.

Wake up blater

>>184110141
I'm waiting for the final product. It's never as good as the E3 previews.

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>>184110141
>looking forward to another game with virtue signaling in it

>>184110359
what

>>184110323
No it's not, but Far Cry is pretty consistent in its quality. I pretty much know what I'm getting in the game.

It's also doing away with the minimap, meaning the world is going to have a different design about it than the last couple of games.

>>184110415
Don't respond to shitposters.

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>>184109594

>>184110502
Not him but how is it a shitposting, it's a valid criticism.

>>184110714
Explain

>>184110502
>I pretty much know what I'm getting in the game.
that's kind of the problem, each far cry since 3 has been the last one with a fresh coat of paint and a couple gimmicks thrown in (autogyro and elephants, now cropduster and ai sniper), the only major improvement has been co-op in 4
only worthwhile part of far cry is seeing what they do with the spinoff, to see if they make it stupid fun like blood dragon or just stupid like primal

>>184110502
They seem to have good ideas about gameplay and presentation, even if they fall short. The games would be helped a lot by solid characters, but Ubisoft always seems to have trouble with the writing.

>>184110714
I wouldn't bother, most of the tags here are far-left wing LGBTQGHYRSDA and other gimmicky made up pronouns. Now stop being homophobic and agree with their cultural Marxist agenda CIS scum.

>>184110781
>bad guys are a white, southern religious extremists
>paints minorities in the most positive light possible by contrast

>>184111209
good. i got sick of blowing up tan skin desert dwelling religious extremists.

>>184111209
Seems more like bad writing to me. The best villains are always misunderstood, not evil.

>>184111209
>Muslim terrorists blowing everything up.
>Let's pretend it's white people because it's Islamaphobic otherwise, whites are any easy target.

This is Ubisoft, extremely left wing. Not a surprise.

>>184111209
>>184111440
>southern religious extremists
You don't even know anything about the game you're complaining about.

1. The game takes place in Montana. That's not in the southern united states, retard.
2. What minorities? There's literally one black ally that's been shown so far. 2/3rds of the allies that help you are fucking white.

>>184111209
>dude kill evil white christians lmao
jewbisoft strikes again

>>184111657
You didn't dispute anything I said, "retard".

>>184111783
So what issue do you have with killing evil white people

You didn't seem to have an issue going overseas to shoot up brown terrorists

>>184111856
If you're the first poster, you're retarded for thinking that Montana is a southern state. If you're the second poster, you're retarded for thinking the entire comment was directed to you and not just the "you have no idea what you're talking about"

So all in all, you're really fucking dumb and should reevaluate your life.

>>184112132
edgy and stupid

>>184111657
fine, white western religious extremists in a country that actively works toward separation of church and state. hey, that literally sounds worst than what i originally said.

>What minorities?
black pastor
>There's literally one black ally that's been shown so far.
there'll probably be more, game already doesn't have a set race/sex apparently so they're likely going to sacrifice narrative for diversity

>>184112223
Basically the one minority aside, you're complaining about a bunch of stuff that you just now made up in your head.

nys

>>184111984
You linked to my post then said nothing related to my post. You do know how to post on here right?

S U M M E R

>>184112205
t. razor vermillion

getting all ape shit over a representation of the minority is a /pol/tard thing, can't believe i share this general with you people.

>>184112468
Knew it wouldn't be long before some lowcunt whipped out something about /pol/.

>>184112380
>You linked to my post then said nothing related to my post.

Except for the "You don't know anything about this game you're complaining about" part.

>>184112380
>S U M M E R
Oh you.

>>184112468
And they're doing it in a GTA thread of all places, a game series that's had non white people appear in it since 1997.

>>184112468
But anon, brown people are bad and white people are good and pure, how hard is this to understand, anyone that doesn't recognise the inherent superiority of my specific skin color is a racist niggerlover.

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>>184112558
>act like a /pol/tard
>complain when people call you a /pol/tard

>>184112591
>And they're doing it in a GTA thread of all places, a game series that's had non white people appear in it since 1997.

tbf most of those characters can either be ignored or modded to look white. it's not like each installment is instrumental to your experience in the next game. i suspect this why most people are bigger fans of vice city and not coonville.

t. never played gtasa

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>>184112882
>modding characters to look white

lmao

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>thread suddenly turned into /vpol/
can we all agree that it's stupid to get mad over video games? my property taxes are about to go up, and i'm still roughly 6 years away from paying off my mortgage. if you want to be mad about something, be mad with me over this.

>>184113030
it's my property so i can do whatever i want with it. who the fuck are you to judge?

>>184113189
>who the fuck are you to judge?
You can mod whatever you want to and I can laugh at you for being a snowflake if I want to.

>>184112882
>this why most people are bigger fans of vice city and not coonville.
I legit hope you're trolling. SA has been the most beloved GTA since it released, and will likely continue to be until Rockstar figures out how to make the campaign experience fun again.

The last time I had fun with GTA was Damned and Ballad. Over a decade of waiting for them to get it right again.

>>184113189
>who the fuck are you to judge?
someone not so insecure about muh race I can play san andreas without resorting to turning everyone into wiggers

>>184113261
>snowflake

omgahd, it's so /pol/ in here.

>>184113186
Yeah, mine too. I'm trying to appeal the new appraisal because of the tax increase. If anyone gets tired of being mad about games, they should buy a house.

>>184113379
let's be honest here, the only thing SA had going for it was unpredictability. aside from that, it has the objectively worst aesthetic and characters. tommy was straight to the point about what he wanted and took down anyone who attempted to cross him, classic gta character. if anything, all the over-the-top shit that cj was capable of is exactly why GTA started to decline after SA.

>>184113261
>>184113528
t. eurotard libcucks
good luck in 2040 if you make it fags kek

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>>184113905
>it has the objectively worst aesthetic and characters

boi

>>184114052
>has to mod fictional games to only feature his race
>KEK KEK LIBERALS EUROS HAHA when called out on being hilariously pathetic
what a sad, strange little man

>>184114056
i'm sorry anon but that looks like shit. gta sa sacrificed much of its visuals for size and as a result it's aged even worse than all its predecessors. you prove no one's point with this webm.

>>184114531
If you think that webm looks like shit, then I have bad news for Vice City

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How accurate is this?

It's so hard to find to-scale GTA maps

>>184114056
>leading zeros on money

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>no qt realism overhaul that lets us pump gas and work on our vehicles with our mechanic
>no lotto system that lets us buy tickets in hopes of winning the weekly(every tuesday) jackpot
>no dating/marriage system
>no job system that lets me work in the studio and create mixtapes that I can pass out in hopes of getting signed
>no weight gain/reduce system that lets me workout and get in shape, or eat myself stupid until i'm chris christie mode
>no NEET mode that lets me move in with my parents and do nothing while they both work hard and give me a weekly allowance and have mama cook tendies for me while I play games in my bedroom
'GTA: Sims' when?

>>184115213
>actual usable space is basically the size of SA thanks to half the map being fucking mountains
>desert is only a third of the old desert's size, only a tiny forest on the slope of the mountain
>only 2 small towns
5's map is depressing next to SA

>>184090403
I'm thinking of getting a drawfag to draw this character. Ideas?

>>184116709
multiple guns to the head while she sucks someone off while crying. this is the only accurate scenario.

>>184116236
i think you're looking for a server on samp

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>can't have a roofless two-door Mesa with removable doors because it isn't a 7 figure supercar

fug

>>184117316
>wanting a wrangler
I drive one in real life. very overrated vehicle.

>>184117892
Please, I don't want to own a Wrangler in real life either, but it's a cool enough vehicle to want to own in a videogame.

Although, I am considering getting a Renegade since it's much more daily-driver friendly with some of that Jeep aura.

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Post characters

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>>184118352

>>184118031
maybe with a mounted turret

>>184118553
it wouldn't surprise me a single bit if Rockstar decided to include the Wrangler Pick-up, but as a carbon-copy of the Technical.

>>184116570
me and my irl friend had a debate over how depressing the map is compared to SA not even a week ago.

They literally just took a section of the SA map and turned it.

>>184091970
t. razor

>>184094910
>no wizard who follows traffic laws, flips off npcs, and acts as a pedestrian for full immersion

>>184104539
GTA mmo

>>184116570
>>184119790
They could've easily fit a massive San Fierro and Las Venturas in there but instead we get >paleto bay

>>184104539
A darker, grittier, and less cringy(than gtav) remake of chinatown wars.

the lmao americun so funni meme is getting old

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>>184120060
>flip off the moment i enter a personal vehicle so i can pull out weapons without breaking the window
>tfw not sure how other players perceive me while doing this

>>184120749
I do the same.

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>tfw the only reason you started cheating in online in the first place is because your lvl126 character was unjustly banned for picking up a few thousand dollars from a hacker unintentionally during the first few b&waves

>>184121251
rockstar really shit the bed with this. their damn lucky thousands of players didn't up and just quit because of it. imo, this was far worse than the ban on singleplayer mods, since legit players were being unjustly punished and essentially, losing the right to play their $60 game online.

>>184121251
This. Now I actually need a trainer to level a character back to my previous one because there's no way in hell im leveling one from the start

Message from the past:
https://twitter.com/rickastley/status/890617797956456448

Now i want to make a new character...

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kek

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>>184122252
>you see that mountain? you can go there
anon, they got me, too

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>resupply mission with railgun
>go through the base both ways
>enter buzzard
>just as I rise like 10 meters other buzzard crashes into me
oh for fucks sake

Should i shut down my bunker?? I finished all the research and to be honest i think i make more money with the import/export, bunker selling missions are a pain in the ass

>>184121874
they're*

>>184122252
Doesn't look much different, and this isn't max settings anyway. Plus I'm sure some reshade mods could help with that

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>>184118352

>>184123697
fuck off anne

Any trainers available after they BTFO Menyoo and all the other ones?

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>>184118352

>>184122252
The trailer made me believe that the forest would be huuuge and the mountains would be long and fun to climb, but we were all deceived.

Nobody even goes to the East side of the map because there's literally nothing to do there, even the mountains there suck ass.

>>184120749
Does it roll the window down?

>>184125805
YE-7B

>>184125805
no, it makes the window disappear.

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>>184120749
>>184125805

It just makes the window dissapear, I do it too.

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>>184124227
Found one that gives stealth 5mil, been mixing its uses with the high amount of modders

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>>184126024
>>184125989
>>184125884

Thanks for the (you)s

>>184122792
You should do what you enjoy. If you don't plan on supplying and selling then definitely save on the upkeep costs.

>haven't played GTA:O in months
>think i'll have a little fly around
>shot down by explosive sniper rifle
>think i'll have a little drive around
>btfo by explosive sniper rifle

wtf?

>>184127481
I usually drive and fly in passive mode these days. My Mallard really shouldn't be that terrifying.

>>184123660
I think the complaint is that they removed 90% of the trees.

>>184127481
>childhood: advanced scope + explosive rounds
>adulthood: thermal scope + extended magazine

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>>184118352
r8

>>184128768
i'm so glad you have shit taste so i don't have to share an aesthetic with you

>>184128957
Whats wrong with it?

>>184129021
What's right with it?

>>184128742
Thermal rounds + explosive scope?

>>184129469
Thats not really giving me an answer to work on improving bud.

>>184129473
>look into the lens
>everything you know becomes a lie and every falsity becomes truth
>the radical shift in dogma becomes too much for you to handle
>head explodes

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>>184128742
>when you realize you don't even need explosive rounds anymore because all the people that do use them have scared the hydra shitters away

>>184129626
not him, but maybe start with an image that isn't so blurry?

>>184106094

Mafiya Work & Cops 'n Crooks pls. And make it so you can't use Explosives in the latter.

I used to fucking love Cops and Crooks in IV, especially when you spawned in an FIB Buffalo and could absolutely bomb it towards the mob guys.

Who. are you
Warframes but. wrong

TRY GODDAMNIT TRY

>>184132527
wrong thread m8?

>>184118352
>everyone with a male character gets facial hair to hide poorly made face

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What do you guys want to see in Outlaws & Tuners update?

I'm hoping for a Buffalo Classic, and something based on 90's Honda S2000.

>>184134946
how many criminals do you expect to shave, guy?

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>tfw, no Rustler.

>>184131642
i dunno how to get a non compressed screenshot from my ps4

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>>184135395
I'd be happy if they brought back the Hermes.

>Lazer still isn't a Pegassus vehicle

Literally why?

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1. take front secton fron V Hydra.
2. take rear section from SA Hydra.
3. ???
4. Profit, you have a proper Harrier.

>torero hood isn't even textured on both sides

Just another bug to add on-top of the already massive list of visual glitches for this piece of shit car.

I get that R* has a whole staff of unpaid Interns for the summer churning this shit out, but shouldn't a senior staff member at least look at it before they release it?

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>>184135395
>Outlaws & Tuners
was it confirmed to be true somewhere, or is it just some made up meme?

Also quite honestly I'm not sure I'll be able to give a single fuck about yet another sport classic and probably yet another super. How 'bout some quality of life updates and internal consistency fixes? This whole game is an unholy mess.

>>184137052
knowing vehicles like the chimera it'll probably be fixed in the next patch

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>every session has several skids

>>184137618
When did they fix the Chimera? I drove it a few weeks ago and it still didn't have air control.

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I kind of miss that thing...

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Weaponized boats when?

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>>184135395
Beater versions of current/new vehicles that can spawn in free roam and you can steal and save in a garage or take them to bennys for fixing and further customization.

>>184139959
Also engine swapping and wheel resizing.

>>184138554
the wheels weren't actually aligned to the axle

>>184140408
So it was only a cosmetic fix? I was hoping they'd fix the handling at the same time.

>>184139525
boats are like the single most useless thing in GTA:O t.b.h.

GTAV's boating is one of its worse aspects. Even the RHIBs and speedboats dont feel like they go any faster than 80km/h, and you have nowhere to go but around the map.

is the word "faggio" censored in chat?

>>184118352
I appreciate your fashion, guy, it's rare I see someone wearing smart jacket/tie. Good man.

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>>184141103
When?

>>184141194
Gar(goy)le is too, it's silly

>>184141194
>>184141392
And 'eggplant'. It's not even worth driving a purple car.

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>>184140836
>>184141103
Well, R* really failed with actually making use, of all that fancy underwater stuff, rivers, and water in general.
They've only wasted time and effort, on something they didn't really made use of.

>>184135452
Most protagonists in GTA games are shaved by default.

>>184141626
>eggplant
what
why?

>>184142701
they just don't want players claiming they're part of the People's Liberation Army

>>184142063
The only """"river"""" is a narrow, downhill stream from the lake to the ocean. Its a shame that we weren't give a proper river in the center of the map

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does /gtag/ dress their character similar to how you would dress for real? I see a lot of chads being posted, but I doubt any of you dress that way for real.

where those plain tees, cargo shorts, running shoes, wrap-around oakleys, casio throwback and jansport bag?

>>184142974
I do believe you are shitting me there m8

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Is that Bailey Jay?

>>184143679
I wouldn't know where to shop for some of those clothes, but I would actually wear most of them.

To the anon from yesterday

>>184042781

https://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/change-your-ceo-mc-name-for-free.1646474

>>184143679
Lol hell no

>>184143679
yes indeed, I do wear a helmet all the time IRL

>>184135395
real drifting :(

>>184143679
Los Santos is fucking boiling, and where I live is cold

So my answer is: No.

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I know this is a weird question but has anyone else seen pic related in the game before? I could swear there was a patch of grass next to a building within the city with this symbol on it, but after driving for 40 minutes I couldn't find it. Help?

>>184145069
https://www.google.pt/search?q=spiral+garden+gta&oq=spiral+garden+gta&aqs=chrome..69i57.3264j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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>>184143679
Besides the uggs on the main outfit, I'd absolutely rock the shit out of the first 3 outfits. The other 4 are too ridiculous for IRL

>>184145202
Brings up nothing, Portugoose. It was in a super green part of the grass aka maintained. I'm trying to prove to someone that the symbol exists in the game and I explicitly recall being horrified the first time I stumbled upon it because reasons. I thought it was at that rehab place but it wasn't there.

>>184145069
>looking for a symbol in grass.
>driving.
Get a chopper, for fuck's sake.

>>184144135
I always assumed it was an intentional likeness, because that's the kind of thing rockstar does.

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>post current favorite car
>/gtag/ guess which candidate you voted for
well?

>>184137381
>This whole game is an unholy mess

And it'll fucking stay that way because of their compartmentalization approach to DLC.

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>>184145479
Voltic

I'm getting Rand Paul vibes off your car. Iunno

>>184145442
It was small and in the city, in one of those patches of grass that's actually watered and kept tidy. I know it kind of sloped down above the symbol. I think there was a white brick wall above it but I'm not 100% sure on it.

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>>184145069
This?

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>>184145713
>coil
too easy

>>184145581
>DLC
I don't get it. It's not even a DLC as in something you can buy separately or not. Is an update to the main game, should be a fucking part of it and not some self-containing addon.

>>184145920
Jokes on you. I didn't vote for anyone (:

>>184144135
>aMANda

pretty on the nose so it's right up their alley. unironically looks better than Baldy Jay

>>184145434
You talking about that thing near lombank?

>>184145839
No but thanks for pointing that one out. Wew. It might actually be around there...

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It's probably bullshit, but...

How would you feel about Gunrunning 2.0?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg55OzuU9MA

>>184146791
Maybe? Are you talking about >>184145839 because that's not it. It's like mowed into the grass.

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@@

When should I join a crew?
Just started today and I feel like I should get at least get a property before I crew so I know how more of the game works.

>>184147109
http://gta-5-map.com/
have fun

>>184147272
No I mean that little area next to lombank, bit northwest of the city, right before the mountain.

>>184147504
>http://gta-5-map.com/
>tfw it doesn't zoom in far enough
JUST
U
S
T

Back to driving around it is.

>>184147951
Why do you care so much about it?

>>184147818
>mountain
Um, anon? Lombank is in the city..I'm sorry, can you point where you mean? It wasn't in that weird multi level park thing.

>>184148040
You need not know. pizza shit

>>184147449
>1 off

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>>184145354

>>184148164
>pizza shit
That doesn't answer anything. Just fucking tell us why you care so much about a fucking spiral that you spent 40 minutes driving looking for it?

>>184148383
It's a pedophile symbol and I wanted to theorize about it with some dude and prove it exists.

>>184148383
he's that chillidog mysteries faggot from a couple threads ago, desparately trying to keep his 'information' secret so some mean anon here on 4chins doesn't steal his thunder.

It's the cemetery, faggots.

>>184148545
What? No. To be perfectly honest this is the first time I've visited these threads in like 5 months.

>>184148597
The swirlie is in the cemetery?

>>184147234
If they do it right this time.

>Patriot classic
>Lazer
>Some sort of gun boat
>Gar storage @ bunker

Need an invite to the PC crew please

SC: OwlOfAkhbar

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>a 10mil$ war room to put in your bunker right behind this door >>184137381
>allows you to become a PMC General instead of CEO/MC prez
>you can now instantly spawn Rhinos and Hydras and shit like CEO can Buzzard
oh what fun would that be

>>184149354
Open your profile and friends

>>184150191
Done

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>>184149260
>Lazer
What's the point?
You already have the Hydra.

Some old flying junker, would make much more sense.
They might ressurect the Rustler or Nevada, instead.

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>>184090403
Dracojinn did nothing wrong

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>thinkin about goin back to gtao
>new crew, again
>see the new rules
ha-ha

>>184151235
What new rules
I never actually looked that closely

>>184151374
>>184150191
Nigger i aint doin any extra clicks. Dunno what my settings are but i joined a gtag crew too many times. At this point it would be easier to find a legit normie crew.

Hey, Kahlish here. Game crashed, so I'll continue the pacific setup tomorrow.

Sleep well anons

>>184139959
>>184140270

Ahaha, Rockstar isn't going to make any changes that require some change in the engine we have now. Best bet is to hope for GTA6 having actual car modding. I will someday turn a shitbox into a racecar, and hopefully it's in the next GTA.

>>184139525
For what purpose? The only reason to be out in the water is for yachting, and even that's not a very good reason.

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Need an invite to the /gtag/ crew on PC plox

Name is Ivanstronk

:3

>>184151979
Then you're not getting back in

>>184155956
ha-ha, like thats a bad thing. I was just shitposting anyway.

>>184143679

Pretty much. I wear a suit for work, and tend to wear t-shirt/jeans/jacket for casual wear, and those are my primary outfits in game.

The rest is just for memeing.

I havent played in months and im out of gtag now.

>>184156663
ikr, it gets annoying when it happens for the dozenth time

>>184156796
It's always just the same 15 circlejerkers online too so i don't know who these new recruits are that they have to keep purging me.

I hope none of these faggots try to make the VG RDR crew when its out.

>>184157072
same desu. gtag is basically a dozen fucktards on discord who keep kickin out everyone every two weeks. its a bad meme, just find a real crew, you aint gona have fun here

>>184157490
Back when i played i don't think there even was a discord. Some people were okay like that armless girl character and some of the low ranking people but it was mostly "DONT DO THINGS I DON'T LIKE!".

>joining the vg crew
>not your home board crew
>vg is your home board
Wew

>>184157894
>home boards

>>184116709
Smoking and looking at the camera.

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>the Kraken's dome can be easily destroyed

Aw jeez

>>184157072
Did it occur to you that there are lots of people like you that join the crew and play for a few months and then go do other stuff? Enough do it that the crew hits the member limit at least once a year; inactive people get purged so that people that actually want to play can get in.

>>184159705
Does it still work?

>>184159720
Not him but i have been playing gtao for one and a half years and have always been in the "inactive" bunch. Been kicked out at least 7 times and the most i have been away was 2 weeks. Also, whenever i ask for help with a bullshit mission or heist im always ignored or just get one guy to help out.

>>184160179
Yeah although first person starts acting really odd by over darkening everything as you dive deeper; like a mere tens of meters can make it impossible to see a damn thing but the third person camera will be clear as day. Or maybe it's always done that, I really don't know. It's been literal years since I've been in a submersible.

>>184160423
>whenever i ask for help with a bullshit mission or heist im always ignored or just get one guy to help out.

Most of /gtag/ in a nutshell.

>>184160423
People are too busy circlejerking with the 15 people who have been playing this game unironically for 5 years. They can't help you because they are """"""bullying"""""" some random by shooting his jet down for 50 minutes and cringe shittalking them.

>>184149260
>Rhino Custom with pre nerf durability
>Stealth Vehicle device upgrade to disguise your blip instead of being a tank / jet / chopper
>Kraken with a gun
>More mk II weapons for all guns

>>184160423
>7 times
lol

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>>184162513
>Pump shotgun mk II
Firebreather rounds would be dank as fuck

>>184163371
Please don't make me hope.

>>184162513

>Revolver Mk.II
>It's double action and worth using in missions

Pls. Change the model into a Mateba or something so it looks appropriately "futuristic" and tacticool like the game seems to require.

>>184157894
>Last time either of the /o/ crews had activity was a year ago

Still in WRD1 and WAT1, but I made my own crew so I could get better colors.

Also, why the fuck has the game been out for 3 years and I still can't keep a cop car in my garage to roleplay as?

What's the magic number of cars to get only top range from sourcing? I tried 10 each of standard and mid for a total of twenty cars but then I got a standard range again from a source mission

>>184164808
4

So noob here.
I've got 600k with no assets.
Anyone know best way to use it to make money?

Does the Faction share it's engine noise with any other vehicle?

>>184164808
How many top end cars do you have?

>>184166627
Save up for the Maze Bank CEO office

>>184166627
With 600k i would buy one of the cheaper 200k apartments and start doing the heists. After you get enough money there you can buy a business and do import/export

>>184167303
None

>>184164808
Weird. One time thing or is it still happening?

>>184163371
>>184164360
God I didn't know I wanted these

Also FAMAS pls

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>shameless assblasting

>>184168217
Yeah I just sourced another standard right now. I'm selling them off as soon as I get them but I'm still pulling every type.

>>184168226
>not using a cargobob
You deserve this

>>184164808
It is 10 mid, 10 standard, 12 top.
And each car has to be a unique model. Make sure you don't have a duplicate on your mids or standards

>>184168809
Ahhh okay, thanks

>>184166976
From the wiki: "The engine sound is rather unique, in that it shares elements (such as the backfiring stages and high-revving stages) from the Dukes, but also has the low-revving/idle sound similar to that of the Blade and Buccaneer. Purchasing a big-bore exhaust will make the engine sound more powerful, as well as giving the car much more horsepower and making the engine sound very similar to the Marshall's."

Requesting invite to ps4 crew

SC: Razor1094

>>184170045
Didn't you blow up my car sale yesterday?

Fuck off

>>184170371

Did he use techniques you cant find on youtube?

If so, probably

Did they patch out removing logos from shirts? I just want a red sweater without the ugly squash logo.

Whisper-Chan
Can you invite me to the crew please

>>184173276
No weebs allowed

what's a good trainer?

>>184173564
I'm a pretty goos trainer. I've been training little shitstain skiddies on how to actually play the game. So far i've had good results. Want to make use of my services?

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Page 10 bump

>>184090403
Can someone add me to GTAG PC?
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>>184144192
Thank you anon. I'll look into it.

page 10 wtf

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>>184186747
Maybe some people gotta get a good night's sleep for work in the morning?

>>184186954
I don't live in the west, it's afternoon here. Also your character is ugly as fuck and it gives me sore eyes.

>>184187258
If you don't live in the west, where a majority of posters and lurkers are from, then maybe you can put 2 and 2 together and figure out why the thread is slow as heck at the moment

Also, rude

>>184143679
Yes. My hair always matches my character as well.

Watch out for Buzzard_Smurf. This tryhard shitter kills GTAGs, says "sorry" but then proceed to ADADAD us like a typical loser.

ded game

>>184193115
No its not, You ded.

>>184194370
I ded keen on fucking your mum with no condom

>>184168226
>trump tower
memer kids getting btfo. love it.

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>>184141392
>Rockstar censors "goy" of all things

gee, I wonder why.

>>184143679
no, but I am tired of seeing nothing but fluorescent hypebeast fuccboi clothing being added, so anything casual is fine by me.

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>>184145479
I bet you'll get who I voted for wrong.

>>184168226
you deserve losing that car, underage r/eddit fag.

>>184143679
I never got out of my beach bum phase so I somehow look like even more of a style-less dweeb in game than in reality
either that or full gunrange with a dress shirt and pants, kevlar, protective glasses and earwear when I go sniping

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>>184143679

PC crew, are there plans for another meet & race session?

How do I go about getting a fuckload of money within hours so that I can buy a jet bike?

>>184202320
stealth monis

>>184202320
pray for hackerbux
or hack ur own bux then pray for no bannu
or buy a shark card goy

when was the most recent banwave?

>>184205250
about week ago, most people who used stealth money got b&

>>184205250
21st June. Those who were using subVersion Internal menu during around that day were banned.

>>184206302
not me :^))))

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/gtag/, is webm possible? pretty sure I pulled this off once before in game, but it was a fluke.

>>184132513

this and the ability to pop out of the window with an assault rifle when you're on the backseat

Rainbow colored hair, when?

>>184206302

the external version of stealth money still safe?

>>184208151
hopefully never, tumblrina tranny.

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let me get back in gtag pc

sc: perthfr

>>184208392
blacklisted for dressing like an actual autismo and having a twink character

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>>184206292
lucky me then

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What is the reason for the
>buildings and other shit pop into existience way to late
issue? My GPU memory usage inagame is shown as 2.6/4k, so I dunno if lowering any of the settings will help and my fps is fine. RAM, CPU, HDD?
Shit's fucking annoying, especially when flying or doing I/E

>>184208712
>not liking twinks
>on 4chan

Where do you think you are?

>>184141194
faggio is not censored, goy and eggplant and naga are all censored tho

>>184210618
>eggplant censored
For what reason?

>>184208946
Do you have the game on your HDD? Put it on a SSD if you have one

>>184210668
I honestly have no clue

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>>184210668
>>184210854
Rockstar is so fucking weird about their censorship

>>184168226
>not calling Lester already by the point you get into the car

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>another 3 days before ardent
let's pray that rockstar allows us to keep it in a normal garage.

>>184211284
this makes no damn sense. does that mean casper and jethro are also censored?

>>184212709
why wouldn't you be able to keep it in your garage? If Rockstar allows rocket meme bikes and an actual tank to be stored in your personal garage, why would they prevent a Lotus Esprit with machine guns it didn't need from being ownable.

Is the PC GTAG community any good? Like, do you do fun shit?

I've been on here for a long time and all I remember are console gtag lobbies and people insulting "nonames" when they are nonames themselves.

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>>184215260
>Is the PC GTAG community any good?
It's good if you're good.
You can be friendly, and we'll be friendly back and help you make money and fight shitters who start shit with you and everyone will have a good time.
Or, you can be a douchebag, and we'll kick you and you'll come back to the thread as anon and cry REEEEEE CIRCLEJERK REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>Like, do you do fun shit?
Depends on what you mean by fun. Most of the time we hang out in a public session doing CEO/MC work and lay the smack down on any randoms that want to act hard. Sometimes we'll run heists or do missions/races but usually most of us are in freeroam.
Protip: If you want to do specific things, make friends, and often those friends will want to do those things with you. There's a discord server, if you're interested, that can assist with that if you decide to join the crew. But please, stay out of the voice chat. Don't become another one of those GTAGs that sits in VC and ignores everyone and everything that isn't in it.

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>>184168506
>>184195721
>>184198630
>>184211994
thanks for the (you)s

>>184217605
freeroam is mostly what i do after acquiring everything i ever wanted
>stay out of the voice chat
i actually like to talk, but i wont ignore everyone
but.. are gtags shy?

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>>184217772
If you can multitask, good on you. I've met maybe two GTAGs who actually bother to keep up with both in-game chat and the voice channel. They know who they are. If you can be one of those players, more power to you.
Some GTAGs are shy, some aren't. We've got players from many walks of life. Some will roll right up to you and ask you to tag along, some prefer to be left alone doing their own thing. The only common threads between all of us are that we all speak English and look out for fellow crewmates.

>>184218181
alright sounds cool
ill play some gta in the evening so ill ask for an invitation