/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Will you guys kill me on sight?

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>>183872386
3rd for ugliest car in game

>>183872754
>Calling the Lambo Countach ugly

>>183872830
It's a retarded looking Countach, even the Vice City Countach looked a million times better.

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>>183871768
Fuck me, please help.

>>183872754
>Painted seats
>Can't actually paint the seats

R* strikes again.

>>183873008
Are you a consolefag? If so, all you have access to are money glitches, and most of the good ones are patched.

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>>183873102
Shit. Doesn't help I just dropped all my money on a bunker without realizing you had to be a CEO.

How much money is a full bar of bunker stock worth?

>>183872724

absolutely

>>183871768

join crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_pc

team up, acquire money

>>183873797
I'm on xbone

>>183873241
It'll be cheaper to run as MC, most of the clubhouses in sandy shores are only 200k plus.

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>>183873932

you've found the problem, now you can start improving your life

>>183874170
I should have added onto this, MC gives you access to coke and meth production, then invest that dosh into CEO Car Warehouse, then you're set.

>>183873932
You got the worst of both worlds. At least on the Moomin console, you can force solo public sessions. You might as well kill yourself.

>>183873643
Fully upgraded? 1,050,000.

>>183874553
You get about 1.3 with full lobby. There's a bonus that doesn't show until you actually receive the monies.

>>183874553
Is there any way around this or do I have to buy a new console?

Should i sell my feltzer or my obey f9 cabrio? I think i should sell one of them, I bought them before any of the major updates and the feltzer was my first buy in the game so it has a special place in my heart but its a really noobish car, The obey is another noobish car but i really like the look of it despite it being a really low end sports car in the game.

Do you think i should suck it up and sell my feltzer or should i say fuck the haters and keep both?

For context i drive a jester or an entity XF.

Also i sometimes cruise in my saber turbo because i tried to make it look like the vice city saber turbo. So i have other cars.

Also can someone recommend me a good sports bike? Im sort of sick of my sprunk bike.

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>>183872754
>can't get the mudflaps without that stupid giant diffuser

>>183876252
Are you under level 120?
Are you low on cash or fairly new to the game?

Much like real life you never get all your money back from selling a car.
I almost never sell owned cars.

But, I'm thinking of selling the terero because it doesn't wow me. It's pretty much the classic cheetah.

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>timing out while trying to join online session
stealth money bans incoming

>>183874925

sell console, play on pc

>>183872386
>>183873797

asked this before but who's in charge of the crew emblem? old one was better, current is shit.

plz revert

>>183878087
I am and your """opinion""" is irrelevant. Just who the fuck do you think you are you whiny bitch? Post your ID so I can kick you.

>>183878264
Nero. But I'm above you and doubt some pussy bitch like you could kick me. Now if someone that has real authority could tell me why the emblem was changed, that would be great.

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>>183878264

ID: --Jrv--

and you do you, you double nigger

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>>183872386
anyone know any unique clothing combinations for fashion

recently discovered this

>>183872632
>>183869942
getting any form of hackerbux is completely safe as long as you're not the one hacking, rockstar just purges the money from your account, so you need to invest it in expensive shit before then

>>183879725
Tfw blew all my old hackerbux on a yacht not knowing how useless they are.

Down to my last 8m.

>>183880142
It's a good way to boost your Flying if you haven't already. Just fly out from your yacht to the city while flying under some bridges on the way there

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"Jester" Classic when?

>>183880385
no more classics or retros for fuck's sake, Rockstar should give all older models unique names like how they did with the Stirling GT instead of naming it Feltzer Classic.

>>183878087
gotta agree this emblem is absolute trash.

>>183880142
how often do philanthrohax roll around? I'm sure you'll run into one some time before you blow 8 mil

>>183880878
But that's obviously Dinka Jester's 1st generation.
Which used to be an Infernus.

>>183879702
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

>>183881079
I know, but still, this Classic/Retro naming is just lazy.

>>183881213
Well, no matter how it's called.
You'd still had to BUY it, anyway.
In a game, that's supposed to be about STEALING cars.

>Grand Sale Auto V

>want to start MC with classic choppers
>don't want to lose oppressor as favourite bike

;_;

>>183876252
Do you own 120 something cars, have no space and can't buy anymore garages? If not, don't sell.

OK, Dumb things R* are probably going to do. I got a good one.

>Bring the Deluxo back
>However, it's a specialty car, gutted and based off the car from Back To The Future
>There's no standard Deluxo

>>183872754
What a low-poly mess

>>183881918
I'd be okay with that.

>>183879702
>unique clothing combinations for fashion
>recently discovered this
Welcome to two years ago.

>>183872754
Why does this car have so many texture errors?

>>183881413
Oppressor is not a bike.
It's an abomination.
The embidiment of Cancer.

Post your favorite GTA intro song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw-_JM90EY

>>183882484
GTA IV had an epic one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqE8M2ZnFL8

>>183882536
I agree it my second favorite

>>183882458
t. someone who gets oppressed by the Oppressor
It's the best travel vehicle in the game.
It's the best assault vehicle in the game.
It's the best escape vehicle in the game.
Deal with it.

>>183882458
Everybody gets cancer someday if you live long enough.

Why has that asshole started calling me again since yesterday even though I already have a bunker?

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>>183872754
It looks like a PS2 model. Low poly, textures are low res, the self-shadows at the bottom are streaky and glitched, the headlights are legit PS1 texture resolution, and you can't even paint the seats like in that picture.

Also, the tires are fucking tiny.

>>183883260
>ripped straight from the ps2
they really tried to make the "classic" look authentic huh?

>>183872754
Honestly if they just made the wheels bigger, it would look 1000% better.

It's just pure shit with its other flaws, which are many, pretty much >>183883260

>the ItaliGTB Custom has non-removable carbon parts, studs, and really ugly exhaust options
>the ItaliGTB has a cleaner look and great bumper options, but also much more boring tail-lights for no good reason

I can't win

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>>183883260
I don't see it when people say your character looks like Lionel Richie

I see Stevie Wonder instead

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is this thing worth it?

>>183883705
lionel richie is memes. /gtag/ thinks he was king of the 80s or some shit.

>>183882647
>Best, Best, Best...
And that's exacly why it is so broken.
Cause what's the point of all the other vehicles in the game, when you can just buy this thing, and shit on everything else.

If it was just a rocket booster, flying bike.
That would be enough to make it a fun vehicle.
But the fact that it's also armed with homing missiles, makes it so disgustingly overpowered, it turns from being Fun, into game breaking cancer.

>>183883736
it is fun
try before buy

>>183884070
literally the whole gunrunning update broke the game.

explosive rounds - thermal scope completely obliterated any ranged combat and apcs, armored cars, technicals with guns everywhere.

if jetshitters and insurgents weren't bad enough.

why aren't people who like that stuff playing battlefield?

>>183883260
Don't forget about the broken rear window, the missing engine textures and the weird sports bucket seat texture behind the seats. Seriously tho, they'll probably eventually add the respray option for the interior. It took them 2 patches to add the ability to access the license plate on the Comet Retro Custom. Don't expect anything else to be fixed tho.

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Nightshark when.

I've been waiting since the launch of gunrunning for it wtf Rockstar

>>183883828
>no armor
>no homing missiles
>no armament at all
>can't fly
>can't swim
>no special abilities
>literally just a truck
As long as you play in Passive mode, it might be fun.

>>183884317
Cause in battlefield, you can't really be a shitter, since everyone can, and will shoot you back.

>>183884317
The only thing I dislike about it is Oppressor being meta.

That thing is ugly as shit and stops being fun after a while.

Explosive rounds - 36 in your pocket, 4 in magazine. Basically something you keep on you if there was a jetshitter or oppressor babby, but not for regular shooting.

Thermal scope - great for finding assholes who love to hide on roofs or during executive search, or shootouts in the hills as it is sometimes hard to spot someone in grass. Otherwise, it has lower zoom than the advanced scope.
Also, can only be put on the heavy sniper, which is gimped by low amount of explosive ammo. Or you can get regular ammo with extended mag, but then you don't have explosive ammo...

The only thing that gunrunning got effectively rid of is jetshitters and kurumashitters. So it's actually a good thing.

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>>183884317
why do so many vehicles now have guns shoehorned on it somewhere? like the aqua blazer; an amphibious ATV is rad as fuck on it's own but for some reason they felt it wasn't enough so
>lol machineguns

>>183884640
meant to quote >>183883736

>>183883736
get an armoured boxville instead, its vip work is worth it

>>183884317
>gunrunning broke the game!!!!

Yeah, that's why the high tier pvp players ignore that gaudy shit and stick to meta, while absolutely shitting on any faggot who tries to roll on them with gunrunning garbage.

The only thing the gunrunning content is "broken" against is 0.XX kd noobs who don't know the advanced pvp techniques.

>>183885552
>advanced pvp techniques
a.k.a passive toggling and crying obscenities while calling in your next jet

>>183885752
noob detected. Toggling is only a small tool in the toolkit. When a pvpgod wants to shit on you, he's using advanced knowledge and practiced technique that you won't find on a fucking youtube video.

And guess what? Zooming around on a fagpressor or hiding in a gaypc won't save you.

the fact that GTA multiplayer even has "high tier pvp" is kind of depressing, it really should just be a tool to dick around with friends and not let autists jack off over their k/d while rockstar rakes in billions for next to no work

>>183885909
>he's using advanced knowledge and practiced technique that you won't find on a fucking youtube video
There's so much cringey tryhard in that statement alone.

OH PLEASE ALMIGHTY MASTER SHITTER, TEACH US YOUR WAYS!

>>183885909
damn..... you got him..........

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>>183885909
> you, he's using advanced knowledge and practiced technique that you won't find on a fucking youtube video.
(You)

give us one example of something that hasn't shown up in a fucking youtube video

>>183886038
>mad
>has to resort to namecalling.

ID? Looking forward to 40-0 you until you go passive. I do work on every console so there's no need to try and hide, bitch . :)

>>183886115
>so there's no need to try and hide
>asks for ID so he can ambush unsuspecting players
lol practise what you preach, tryhard.

>>183886115

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

ID: --Jrv--

>>183873008
Hello fellow conslow I have the solution

https://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/new-solo-dupplication-glitch.1661562/

Protips:
Do invite only lobby
Don't turn off your Xbox for a long time so you can rinse and repeat
Sell a car every 35 minutes, only do two a day to not get in trouble

>>183886208

If you want to try to roll and get shit on, I'm sorry. Post your id instead of being a bitch.

I'll even let you come to me. :)

>>183886512
>literal edgy username
what fucking platform is that anyway?

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>>183886512
>PS4
>1.61 KDR

>>183886512
I really hope this isn't you http://www.gtainside.com/user/Razor1096

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>All those cringey quotes about loyalty and "together"
>He's alone in the crew
TOP KEK

>>183886076
>top tier gta players
>the way it was meant to be played
nigga the way it was meant to be played was hitting your d pad until you got a jetpack and shitting all over the local police force or going full retard chopper fighting with your friends, not this k/d autism
fuck why am I arguing with a screenshot of leddit

What is the best graphics enhancer mod for GTAV?

>Razor1096 opens up a can of worms by showing his name
>Shuts his pie hole when people start digging into his cringey-worthy profiles and have a laugh

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>>183886285
I might be a retard, but that link isn't working.

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>>183886512

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/razor1096/
https://www.roblox.com/users/71307076/profile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAWC-Mz0k_4

this better be bait

>>183887903
in all likelyhood it is

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I was born and raised on the Eastside of Raven City, Trying to build reputation through out my life but no one was ever there for me expect for my mother but i didn't get a chance to ever meet my father ever since he was assassinated by a sniper. After losing my mother and father in this city. I can't look back at my life ever again. I have lost alot of people I've loved and cared for and everything i fought for but no matter what i'll still keep standing. I'm not human but i do actually look like one but I'm Aquarius. My mother was full blooded human and my father was full blooded Aquarius, It's a very rare type of species and it feels like I'm the only one. I have been doing alot of things i regret just to search for my answers on why I exist. Been always facing Depression, Anger, Hatred, Frustration, Confusion. I just don't know why all of this have to happen to me, why can't i just live normally like everyone else? I finished High school and did all my homework but still does not help the fact that my life is turning into a gang warfare.
I just can't sleep at night.

Considering the fact i've done so much wrong that i can't even forgive myself and often times question my insanity. All i want is Freedom, Love, Enjoyment, Family, Friends, Peace. But if i quit fighting for my answers then I'll end up dead but who cares anyways, It's not like i got so much to live for anyways. Well at least i could say that my name has a meaning to it. but that's not really saying much due to the fact everything feels like hell everyday and night. I just want to make everything right but i always mess up and i don't know why, Maybe there is something wrong with me.

Razor =
Storher = Strong
Vermillion = Worth More Than Millions (I don't honestly believe that)

>>183887903
bait or not
>not having a separate username for your degenerate porn accounts
the fuck razor, get it together man

Some people will only "Love you" as much as they can use you. Their Loyalty ends where the benefits stop.
Personality: I'm very shy but also more than willing to help out anyone that is a friend. I usually like to talk about games and also get embarrassed easily and i would usually hide my feelings.

Appearance: From what i usually hear is that people always insult me the way i look like and how short i am because I'm 5'4"

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>>183887903
>jOSHUA THE HEDGEHOG
my fucking sides

>>183888248
M A N L E T

>>183887875
For you, anon

Be MC President, park MOC outside of building you heist out of

Get a heist call from Lester by starting a heist and quitting mid mission

1. Call your Moc and put in any car you want to dupe

2. Load up a garage full of Faggios, garage has to be filled, can't use motorcycle clubhouse

3. Hover over request faggio in interaction menu, stand over where the blue circle will be, request faggio and you get sucked into MOC

4.Get in car you are duping inside MOC

5.Bring up your phone, and call Lester Heist from your jobs app, as soon as you call lest heist wait 1 second then hold right trigger (GAS) don't let go!

6.At this point 2 things can happen:

A. You will spawn next to your MOC - if this happens load up a Martin mission(loads slow) , Gerald mission(loads fast) via phone when you get to settings screen back out. enter car you are dupping

B. You will spawn on a frozen screen in the heist room - if this happens hit up on dpad once then hit A 3 times , you will end up on heist settings screen. back out , go outside and enter car your duping

7.Simply drive your car into MOC; if it says garage is full you did it, confirm and when you get into MOC, drive out with car and drive it in again to make sure it saves

8. rinse and repeat from step 3

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/razor1096
>all those pictures of trannies that he likes
My sides. I can't.

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>>183886512
>underage degenerate furfag

holy kek, this is the most extreme form of autism I've ever seen in this general.

successful baiting autist aside, what are the best missions to sit back, relax, and snipe the fuck out of unsuspecting npcs? I'm having some serious pre-nerf coveted nostalgia

Anyone actually playing on PC or is it just the Roast of Razor?
Either is fine with me, tbqh.

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>>183888112
>>183887903
>>183887352
>>183886830
>>183886512
This is too good.

Need an invite to the PC crew please

SC: Razor1096

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*Yiffs behind you with advanced knowledge and practiced technique*
Nothin personnel kid.

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>>183887563
>
please respond

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>blatant bait turns around into the funniest character study since CWC

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>>183888598
>doesn't even have a bp helmet/rebreather
into the trash it goes

Isn't all this technically doxxing?

Mods need to get on top of this shit. This kind of behavior is fucking despicable to say the least.

>>183888781
>all public information
>""""doxing""""
retard

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>>183872386
>no qt 90's street kings update that adds a bunch of nostalgic ricers
also, when will rockstar add more engine tuning? I want to make a car like the futa come off the line faster than a $2M super.

>>183888674
that's a little generous don't you think
>inb4 razor starts growing a pussy too

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>http://yoshi1096.deviantart.com
Oh no

>>183888781
>online username
>doxxing
lol go back to FA razor

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>roleplays as his own character on social media

>>183888781
quit being such a cock-sucking faggot, he retardedly revealed a username that he uses on multiple degenerate sites on a publicly-accessible message board and linked it to his social club.

>>183888781

whatever you say basedputo

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Is this the new BasedViva?

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>tfw you rp as a fictional character online and get laughed at by /gtag/
Razor made this btw, not me

>>183885552
>while absolutely shitting on any faggot who tries to roll on them with gunrunning garbage
Son, all the "high tier pvp players" get absolutely destroyed by the APC because their meta shit doesn't work against it unless you let yourself get hit by their rocket spam macro for a couple of seconds. They get so butthurt about it that it's laughable

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>>183888880
>making memes out of his own GTAO character
>porting that same character into older GTAs because he's too autistic to play as anyone who he can't self-insert into

I never thought someone could surpass BasedPuto's retardation

>>183889120
anon...
>shitter throws sticky bomb at ground
>waits for apc to come around
>fires rocket just before blowing himself up

alternatively
>shitter uses macro to kill himself until he's a few blocks away
>registers as mc president
>hops on oppressor and flies away, only to return with a barrage of rockets/cannons from above

Well, PS4 gtag bros have a target now.

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>>183888852
only if I'm allowed to go full retard in the auto shop

>>183889281
It gets better.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9smcCAyHTc
>Creating your GTA O character and Trevor and making them fight in a WWE game

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>>183889120
APC is fun shit.

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T H I C C

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>>183889483
>unironically thinking his emo twink character could beat up Trevor Philips

my sides hurt

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnSo5d4YhUQ
>The fidget spinner tower

>>183889120
I haven't bought one yet nor do I pay "meta" much mind, is it really that good? I only wanted it for SA/BoGT nostalgia

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bring it back

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>>183889745
It's legitimately good, even in stock form. It's like a Rhino that you can store in your garage, but it's faster, seats more, and can swim. Even if you're solo, you can park it and switch to the gunner seat without leaving the vehicle.
If you throw down for the upgrades, you can get a SAM turret for it that fires a shitload of unguided rockets and wrecks anything dumb enough to slow down.
Even if you don't want to shit with it, it's still fun to play with. The other day I had the boys pile in and we tore ass through the hills with a five-star before rafting it down the river to freedom.

>>183889745
it's generally good for taking pve and anything to do with pve but pvp involves certain factors, like whether or not you have someone else on the gun (although you can switch to the guns manually without leaving the vehicle, there is a delay and you need to come to a full stop first) and whether or not the enemy is using an oppressor (the missiles can fuck you up quickly if they're off the ground and you're out in the open). the windows are also vulnerable points but it hardly matters since they're a lot smaller than most. i'd definitely recommend getting it though, absolutely stomps anyone who doesn't know how to deal with it.

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>>183889483
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>183890609
>that fucking roast beef neck

>>183889483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnSo5d4YhUQ

>>183890609
>the neck is bigger than his head

did he photoshop in the hair and the glasses and headphones? lmao

>>183889713
It has to be ironic. It's so much. It's too much.

>>183890734
that's the WWE character creator for you

>>183890342

nice convoy, do we have a uniform respray and camo for gunrunning vehicles or are we not edgy like that?

>>183890342
>>183890385
sweet, definitely getting one now
still wish there was a firehose turret and swat paintjob

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n02UDiRKL64
This was made in 2013. Either we have a severely autistic edgelord, or this bait has been planned for 4 years. I really can't tell.

>>183889545
>>183891241
>Razor Vermillion is the living embodiment of Rock music, high speed and anger. The most charismatic psychopath in the Eastside, Razor prides himself on living by his own rules, which he makes up as he goes along anyway, Razor is really random and considers himself a king of anything he tries to take over until he ment up with a godess of love, Kimko
There's an entire fucking Razor Vermillion universe, holy shit.

>>183891241
>made himself a twink
holy shit someone is getting himself bullied tonight

>>183891396
>tfw no razor vermillion cinematic universe

disney get on this shit pls

>>183891396
>>183891463
PS4 bros, somebody, anybody, put him out of his misery already.

>>183891530

or at least a drawfag who can create cwc-tier webcomics

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>>183891530
Liam Neeson can voice the dad who gets assassinated

>>183891396
>>183891530

PURE
KINO

>>183888852
I really like that car. My irresponsible friend bought one in I want to say 1998. He drove it over to the house I was living at because he knew I loved cars. I was in the middle of paying 2 fine Vietnamese gentlemen to lower my 1988 325es. A car that I miss desperately.

Sonny and Jay their American names were. Jay was doing the actual lowering with a bald head and no eyebrows due to the fact a family member of his had died in the recent past. It was apparently a Buddhist custom when you're in mourning to shave your head and eyebrows to show lack of attachment to worldly desire. Solidarity with the dead.

Jay was using the spring compressor I had rented when the Type R pulled up bloated with my friend in it's guts. We all took a smoke break to ogle the sweetness. The Viet-bros were less than impressed as this was probably the 3rd one they'd seen that week but I couldn't get enough.

(cont. if I have time)

>>183891964
>>/o/

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>>183891964
>If I have time

>>183891463
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMubl3WjhLY
I think this dude might be a minor. Either that, or he sounds like a cuck.

>>183892150
Anon, relax. Death is guaranteed and statistically proven to occur among any demographic anywhere. Some of the people posting on this board might die TONIGHT.

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>>183891964
>(cont. if I have time)
anon, please..

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>>183886512
>>183886830
>>183887352
>>183887903
>>183888261
>>183888419
This is what I live for.

>>183892519
fuck off manlet twink

>>183892670
All we have to do now is wait for the compilation.

>>183892519
fuck off manlet twink

>>183892303
>APB PS4
anyone who does this should be fucking hung

Remind me never ever to play with /gtag/ or reveal my username in any way possible.

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>>183892936
No, it's okay.

>>183892519
fuck off manlet twink

>>183892936
mate unless you're THAT autistic no one will care

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This thread is fucking comedy platinum.

>>183891127
Nah, we don't roll like that. Everyone has their own look, for better or worse, and that's what makes it fun. You'll have a group of samefag tacticool tryhards in gimp suits getting sat the fuck down by a rainbow of autists and waifus.

>>183892936
This only happened because he talked shit, normally nobody gives a shit who you are.

>>183889030
>that fucking phone
p o o r
o
o
r

>>183893075
can't wait for the next sale, definitely want to roll with you faggots on pc

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>>183892936
I'm currently furiously Googling my retarded PSN/username to see what comes up

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>>183887352
>>183887903
>>183888261
>>183888705
>>183888880
>>183889030
>>183889483
>>183889545
>>183891241
>>183892303
We must go deeper bois

>>183893179
Mine reveals my shit taste in hentai but I don't care.

>>183893305
Mine reveals basically nothing, like 4 posts on barely alive GTA/gaming forums and bot/scrape sites that just take random info from internet and compile it on a site hoping for ad revenue from clueless people.

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>>183893179
>try this
>knowyourmeme profile full of horsefucker pics
>not even mine
fuck, at least I've switched usernames on steam but PSN is fucked

>>183893305
Mine only shows a reddit thread, a halo waypoint post, and an older /gtag/ thread.

>>183893394
I've got some mildly cringeworthy shit but it's all 5-10 years old and thus nothing I couldn't explain in a minute or two.

>>183891964
While Sonny and Jay lumbered back to my car I was asked if I wanted to drive it. I grabbed the keys quickly because I knew my friend's ability to pay a car payment was as ephemeral as sand art and this beauty would soon be returned to the dealership.

I was able to open it up on the parkway that in the future would become my namesake and I was elated as I poured through the gears. The engine was loud from what I recall and the suspension felt grounded like I was driving a mountain. The only car I can compare it to in my limited "other peoples cars" repertoire was my brother-in-law's 911 but that had faggot wheel paddles instead of the stomp on the ground clutch this Type R had so the tactile pleasure of this drive was much more rewarding.

After 30 minutes of zooming through local frontage roads we drove back to find Jay and Sonny finishing up.

Sonny had hooked me up with Jay and when I asked how much I should pay him his reply was a generous, "Just take him and I out to lunch." They chose and the 4 of us went to eat what was now my first of many encounters with Pho.

>Try to see if Razor1096 has been meme'd before

https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/Razor1096/

Nope. This is literally the first time. I bet he realized that what he has done on >>183886512 and decided to fuck off and salvage whatever dignity he had left.

>>183889483
https://youtu.be/0QaTfNa2BD8
>slooowly takes aim at the character with console aim assists
>angles the reticule slightly upwards
>fires as soon as the reticule has gone past his head, turned white and indicates that the shot will miss
>woooow, fucking broken stealth in this game!

>>183894178

I'm looking at all this drama and I'm not getting the hate. Looks like dude called GTAG out and instead of hashing shit out in-game they just doxxed him like fucking bitches.

I guess fear does weird things to people. None of the stuff you all dragged up is even that bad.

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>>183893305
Mine reveals my cringey fucking edgelord years as a black-clad teenage emofag and I wish I could 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' myself and wipe those memories from my brain.

>>183894612
we've been over this razor, googling your username isn't doxxing

>>183894178
This has to be some random GTAG who found his profile and decided to make a joke right?

>>183894612
>None of the stuff you all dragged up is even that bad.
Hello there, Razor1096. Still trying to save face?

>>183894612

fuck off razor, you're not fooling anyone

https://youtu.be/zQt1xru0FqA
And you thought null was bad

>>183894795
>>183894787
>>183894752

Oh, I'm SOMEHOW that guy despite my username not even being the same?

Ok dipshits.

>>183892519
fuck off manlet twink

>>183894890
>You can tell they wanted you to drift with this
>Instantly fucks up

Also dude, open your fucking mouth when you speak

>>183894942
fuck off manlet twink

>>183892936
Don't worry, unless if you were being as aggressively autistic as Razor here or have an extremely cancerous username, no one will give a shit.

>>183894942
yeah that username we can totally see
>I'm not razor, I'm my original sperglord: blazor

>>183894942
why don't you just go ahead and prove it by posting your username anon

https://youtu.be/wzJo_ORysdQ
Holy shit I'm dying. Somebody stop this madman

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>>183894612
Go write some more sonic fanfiction Razor

Yeah really funny how there are alot of posts along the lines of "THIS PERSON LIKES THING!?!?!?! AUTISM!!!!!" and not a lot of posts of 1v1 kill counts

I guess little bitches can't take the heat in game and have to talk shit on anynous messageboards. Theres real skill to be displayed but everyone wants to put on fucking masks and shittalk.

Well ok but get in game and you'll be singing a different tune you fucking bitches. Maybe you'll all calm down after I sit your asses down and teach you all a lesson in respecting your betters.

>>183895160
>Kills him once
>Suicide-quits so fast outta there to avoid retaliation
I'm fucking done.

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Now I remember why I love this fucking general

>>183895160
that is some advanced knowledge and practiced technique you won't find in a youtube video

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>>183895160

>>183895307
See >>183895160
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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>>183895307
It's too late, Razor. The mask has slipped off.

>>183895307
A lot is two words, my dude.

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>>183895307
ok m8, we'll 1v1 on top of fidget spinner tower

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>>183895307
>>183895160

This is too good to be true

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>>183895520

Y'all need to stop fucking with Razor "the pussyslayer69" Vermillion.

That badass just wiped out all the Ballas in Grove Street and didn't break a sweat
https://youtu.be/OWc0NYrjB6U

>>183895307
And in real life YOU will be singing a different tune, fucking faggot twink, we can break your body.

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>>183895160
>Players are voting for you to be removed from the session. Improve your behavior or you will be kicked
it's just icing on the cake

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>this whole general

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>>183895632
>uses upgraded panto unironically

>18 minute video of showing off his tranny
https://youtu.be/gVlbRteFb1Q
Who are we kidding, this guy should be our crew leader

https://youtu.be/gcEzhEixs5Y
I don't even

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>>183895694
>literally razor

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>>183896024
no this is literally razor

https://youtu.be/QcyOfEiSCoQ
Alright guys, it's time to fill that second character slot, he finally released the sliders for the most perfect waifu

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i didn't get a chance to ever meet my father ever since he was assassinated by a sniper.

>>183895307
You're so awesome, dude. Could one of us join your crew?

>>183890130
>implying another comm isn't going to holocaust it away again

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https://youtu.be/W_EgiSXcM-k

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>>183872724
I found a new kill on sight character to replace the fat blue-haired bitch, guys!

https://youtu.be/V_1_wJ3a-fg

>several 1-3 minute long videos of him just unloading guns into long dead civilian NPCs
Should we call the police?

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>>183896460
Why do humans still live

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It just doesn't stop being funny

>>183894772
Yep, probably a friend, well, probably a former friend

https://youtu.be/vxPwClzMXXE?t=181
>tshh, see what that buzzard's worth when...
This has to be a parody

guys hold on, I'm trying to make a compilation of Razor's autism and you're giving me WAAAAAAY too much content that's too good to not include.

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I'm starting to feel legitimately sorry for this dude
RIP Razor Vermillion
#FreeRazor

>>183896893
>its gotta be leurnned
the thick white trash drawl sells it

>>183896465
He kinda reminds me of Kojima if Kojima was a faggot.

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>>183892936

>Google my own username
>Only thing that comes up is someone else's Soundcloud
>MFW

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what did this Razor guy do to get this bullied?

>>183897743
talked a bunch of bologna early in the thread about taking people 40-0 with advanced high-tier "pvpgod" tactics

>>183897743
Tried to be a cool shitter.

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>>183895160
>Players are voting for you to be removed from the session

It's the little things

>>183897925
You mean kill people once, kill self and change session?

>>183897925
>TACTICS YOU WON'T FIND IN ANY YOUTUBE VIDEO
>has a youtube channel

>>183895160
>that little "woohoo" in the background just before quitting
holy shit, what a gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4AzrPIr1Hw
He actually does have a point here
>even shitters like this know what a shit No Man's Sky was

What are currently the best weapons per category? I want to clean my gun loadout up.

>>183897415
>have unique username
>google it
>some polish gay interracial dating site shows up

Wut? I must have pissed off some slav pretty bad that anyone actually bothered to do that.

>>183899412
what's this username? I'm polish, maybe I can help make sense of it

>>183899118
>AP Pistol, Heavy Revolver
>SMG mk.2
>Combat MG mk.2
>Carbine mk.2, Special Carbine
>Assault Shotgun, Street Sweeper
>Heavy Sniper mk.2
>All heavy weapons
>Sticky Bombs, Pipe Bombs, Tear Gas

>>183899979
Site doesn't seem to exist anymore, but I just looked at the google cache version and it seems to be some fake site made for ad revenue or spreading adware.
Turns out my username shows up because it collects threads from other forums to use as "content" to make the site seem more real even though it has nothing to do with dating.

So false alarm there, no one signed me up, just some spam.

>>183899412
broken bottle
deagle/flare
uzi
musket
ak74
musket but with thermal sights and explosive rounds
compact nader
snowballs

>>183900608
>tfw my musket got taken away somehow

It's a piece of shit, but it was a fun piece of shit.

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Friendly reminder to use the Guardian instead of the flatbed for ballistic armor resupplies.

>firework launcher isn't year round
>no moist nugget yet
why live

>>183901535
I'll keep that in my mind thanks

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What's the best Free Roam car and why is it the Bestia GTS?

>>183901660
>it's a three-shot kill and has no scope
>shitters all over los santos start using nuggets instead of their precious marksman rifle and get fucked due to their lack of experience

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Okay, I am now done with the compilation of this legendary autist.

Have fun.

>>183903574
I'm not sure who's more autistic to be honest.

>>183903574
That's breddy gud Anon.

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>>183903335
I just bought a Sentinel XS last night and I am loving it. I reeeaaaaaaally wish the Coupes class was more balanced.

>>183903574
fresh new /gtag/ memes

>>183903756
I think I have one of those but as a "sleeper". Same colour as I found it as on the street, but fully loaded under the hood. Good for going off radar with, or just generally being harder to spot.

>>183903574
>>183888480
>make it into autism collage but get no answers
th-thanks

i guess i was purged for inactivity as i only log in once a week these days. fair enough. it was fun playing with most of you but sadly i've lost my love of this game :( - Tilaron (literalwho? right guys lol!)

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>>183903574
it'll fit right in with the other memes

>>183904293
crew was deleted for autism

>>183888480
Dish the Dirt is pretty good, also really fun with the thermal scope. Should try out Crystal Clear Out and Chopper Tail.

>>183903756
i try spawn it ina nd it doesnt show and i did everythign correctly

>>183904546
thank you

>>183904595
I was actually looking for a Blista when I saw a Sentinel XS and nabbed it.

>>183904750
Are you still looking for the Blista? I've noticed them around the last three times I've driven my Tornado. I don't know why it happens, but I can give it another shot.

>>183904949
I should be up for some help after work if you're still around (and I remember to hit you up).

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>tfw out here hustlin' and slangin' rocks like a true balla
sucks there's no shit tier home like this for purchase, deep in the heart of the ghetto.

>>183903574
is there a tl;dr version??

>>183905038
No pressure. I'll be around, and it's probably just a fluke.

>>183903574
I think his hefty tome of a character bio from >>183887278
could be fit in somehow? Reading that felt opening up a pandora's box of autism.

>>183905132
-razor talks shit
-razor post ID with more shit talking
-4chan investigators google-fu name
-find a bunch of autistic shit that literal kids do online(youtube gamur vids, waifu drawings, photoshops of his character, RP, etc)
-criticize him for it
-razor vanishes

>>183905093
get out my thread busta ass balla

>>183904380
wait wut

>>183905491
I don't think this is actually him.
It's too easy.

>>183905491
fucking love it, nice work folks

>>183903574
I can't not laugh at this

>>183905512
crew rp got too high and shitters could join

there's a new crew in the OP

>>183905093
>can't purge the purple scum out of grove street and make it home again
why does rockstar taunt us

>>183905801
oh ok, i play so infrequently now it's not worth joining again tho, being an adult with a job and responsibilities is the fucking worst. kill me.

gtag is trash.

>>183904052
>answers to post get put in autism collage
>original post doesn't

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>>183905454
Here, I added it on the left and filled some other stuff on the right side of the image so it doesn't seem so empty.

>>183906493
There, there, Razor. It's alright. Someday, GTA will be a distant memory and your autism will be forgotten in the analls of time.

>>183872386
Inv me to crew, you dumb faggot
Gaymurrtag: Dankscoper1080

>>183906573
you have to remake this to include me in the screencap

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>>183905902
>>183905497
>not reppin' that purp and gold
you not true los santos

>>183907040
I've already forgotten you nobodies. Tomorrow I'll wake up and think "Wow, those people from, what was it, tag-something? They back down real fast after punching above their weight. What bitches."

And I'll be on my way to smoke more trash, no matter the game. I KNOW I'm high skill. All you nobody bitches have done was dig up ancient posts from accounts that I don't even have access to anymore. Immortalized me in a meme. I guess haters really do make you famous. ;)

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Has this Razor thing made people forget my autism? Can I rejoin the crew now?

>>183907889
>Immortalized me in a meme
Yeah everyone makes fun of you. You did it. Great job.

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>>183907889
Nice try but you STILL use the same two characters from all those "ancient" posts and you STILL upload cringy ass shit to your YouTube channel referencing those "ancient" posts. Your mug a shit, your character a shit, you a shit.

>>183907889
HA HA HA HA HA

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>>183908318

>>183907889
Nice falseflagging, but trying a bit too hard.

>>183908048
maybe

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>>183889030
is this Spike's autistic little nephew?

>>183909080
I bet this whole mess was all you. A false flag to take the heat off your sorry spic ass.

>>183909080
>>183909328
how could we be so blind, it's painfully obvious now

>>183909328
You're giving him too much credit. He's a retard.

this whole razor thing was probably all a lazy pa request and you retards took the bait

>>183909480
I'd agree if not for all the tryhard videos. I think the dude legitimately was trying to get some pvp and didn't account for the investigative autism.

Do you have a Faggio in your garage?

>>183910329
Only when I have visitors.

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>>183910329
I had some in my garage but they all magically transformed into Elegy Retros

>>183910525
>I had some in my garage but they all magically transformed into Elegy Retros
That only happens when you dupe you fucking cheater.

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>pick up and deliver package random free roam event
>all out brawl between me and 3 other dudes
>pretty fun
>some shitter in a buzzard comes and tries to blow people up
>can't work with his rockets unless it's lock-on
>spray his engine with a minigun while he's trying to kill the other dudes
>he crashes somewhere
>end up stealing the package and running off with it
>blow up his new buzzard
>get the notice that I'm being votekicked
>check his profile, 0.49 K/D, tranny with manhair, wearing body armor and panties, shit tattoos everywhere and shitskin
>mfw
/blog

https://my.mixtape.moe/hnioeq.webm
And this was just from two videos. Imagine all the treasure you could get out of razors' videos

>>183884742
>Explosive rounds
>not for regular shooting
Understanding human psychology is why I can get away with using this thing as a primary. Also, having the AWM as an actual sniper is pretty nice, the only thing I can't do compared to everyone else is shoot through buildings, which is easily fixed by the amount of spawnkilling I can do, which rivals that of my gunship on a good day.
>thermal
Why they didn't put this on the AWM is beyond me, they made the most used weapon in the game into the most OP weapon in the game, throw in thermals and you can't even hide from people (you can, in a bush), The thermal should've gone to the AWM or even rifles, discluding the DMR for obvious reasons.

You say that when you have extended mags, you dont have HE rounds, which sounds bad.. This is offset by the fact that you can shoot through walls.

>>183885552
>that's why the high tier pvp players ignore that gaudy shit and stick to meta
I've stuck to using a variety of weapons and playing smart with the HE-AMR, apparently their ADADADAD strafe gets fucked with, on top of that if they passive toggling I can get them before they fire off a shot. They essentially ragequit all the time while calling me a scrub, which is why I said earlier I used it as a primary for a while now.

>>183900204
I have this set up, except that I have all snipers due to:
>HE-AMR removes ADADAD
>AWM = default sniper
>DMR = CQC spawntrapping
And throwables is just C4.

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>>183911287
>console aim

>>183911486
That looks exactly like all the PC-aim webbums that get posted here. Shitters will be shitters?

>>183911287
>3:04

oh fucking christ this is gold

>>183911287
Jesus

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>>183911287
>"Yeah, these guys aren't very good"
>says that after missing 12 shots while sniping a guy at close range

>>183911287
wew lad
>I thought you were my friend
>i can't wait to put a bullet in this guys skull

>>183911287

...So this is the power of advanced knowledge...

>>183911486
Just run up to him and press R you dipshits

>>183912808
Not to mention that the guy he was shooting was standing still

>>183911320
nessi you're signaling again, no-one invited these replies

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Was cleaning up my parents' attic and just found an old pic of my grandpa in a box. He was a soldier in the US army during WW2.

While in the armored outfit can you eat snacks or regen hp from your CEO?

>>183914575
no on the snacks, that was the first thing I tried.

>>183914032
anon no that's cringey as fuck, please don't make posts like that ever again

>>183913363
I apologize, I did not know that I didn't rate the ability to post on /gtag/. I was merely trying to help.

>>183914575
nope. you can however use bullshark testosterone to increase damage + damage resistance. body armor also counts but only if you equip it before putting on the ballistic equipment.

>>183914032
He looks like a good man, anon. You should be proud.

What battalion was he with? My 'pa with in the 17th Airbourne, the good 'ol Screaming Greens.

>>183914032
a reddit tier post

neck yourself

>>183914760
>I was merely trying to help.
i'm sure you were but it just wasn't what we were looking for i'm sorry