/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

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Have you had teammates squidbag with you when you squidbagged yet, /ink/?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13552055

Which weapon do you think is the biggest crutch weapon in Splatoon 2, /ink/?

Top 2 voted will be put in a final poll to determine the ultimate crutch weapon.

So what's the deal with Turf War matchmaking? Every time I join my friend's game, we play maybe once or twice on the same team for every team matches we play on the opposite teams. If it was purely luck based I'd accept that we're getting some bad RNG, but I get the feeling that (since we're almost always the highest scoring team member on each of our teams) that there's some team balancing that's separating us.

Sex with Marie!

>>184025668
have you ever panfried spam at home? shit is the fucking bomb

>trying to grind out the last few levels to beat the single player and get the hero splattershot at the same time
>SHELDON REQUEST
>SHELDON REQUEST
>SHELDON REQUEST
>SHELDON REQUEST

>>184030738
Aerospray, not because it's particularly good, but because it teaches bad habits.

Reminder that the heavy splatling is the most honest weapon

B
B
B-

Moving up slowly to where I stopped lost interest in the Original. A+

>>184030992
Heh. Nintendo, good luck with turf war team balancing if people are leaving and joining with every game. There ought to be an internal MMR but that would just make too much sense.

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>>184030520
>>184030469
>teabagging the empty ground
>expecting it to offend people who get splatted
Just when people couldn't get any stupider.

>>184030520
It's always nice coming across teammates who pick up what you're putting down.

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Imagine being Marina in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Pearl, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tiny body and horrific gremlin monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my idol character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old fan in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Marina and not only sit in that chair while Pearl flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fivehead and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PEARL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of woomies and octolings and later alleged inkling rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Octarian HQ. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Judd calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single inkling in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Marina. You're not going to lose your future singing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>184031080
Slosher rivals aero for coverage while also letting you get kills without even needing to aim. Also lets you kill people on higher ground and around cover. Slosher is by far more of a crutch weapon.

>>184031070
I think literally only the boss and maybe one stage in sector 5 use the hero shot your first time through.

@184031238
you don't even deserve a (You)

>>184031062
Fried spam on rice is fucking amazing.

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>>184030469
Who here /defaulthair/ in Splatoon 2?

>>184030695
>Why did anyone want this?
4 reasons.
さとし
くまちゃん
いちご
バカ外人

>>184030738
None of those are crutches though...

>>184031395
I still say twintail and topknot are the best hairstyles. Woomys have a better bunch, but nothing beats the originals.

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Fuck it. I'm using octobrush.

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>>184031238
>Pearlfags on suicide watch

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>>184030520
>see teammate trade kills with opponent
>squidbag at spot where they both died
It's like I'm squidbagging both of them!

Why is everyone too retarded to take out chargers and heavies?

>>184031493
>バカ外人

You game me quite a laugh. Well done, have a (You)

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>>184031297
>without needing to aim

>Rainmaker on Moray Towers
>the carrier keeps trying to walk all the way up the ramp instead of climbing the wall with the grates, even after i spammed "This way" several times
Was i in the wrong here? That is the best path, right?

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>>184031238

You should write for a living.

>>184031524
They are according to /ink/, and I picked the top 4 to put on the next poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546026/r

>>184031524
Yeah, Splatoon 2 doesn't have any crutches. Yet.

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>>184031395
I have taken a liking to the shorter hair even though I prefer women with longer hair, hime cut for squids when?
I'd prefer to have Tinted Shades with this set, but I'm waiting for one with a better main ability to come up on the app

>>184031141
>expecting it to offend people who get splatted
Offending people wasn't the goal. It's just all good fun.

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>>184031524
>>184031949
>Aerospray
>not a crutch

Is Squid Beatz 2 on Hard supposed to be humanly possible? I can silver all of the songs on Normal if I just try hard enough, but it really seems like you'd need a computer or program to help you even process all the buttons on hard, never mind get Gold on them. It's gonna bug me that I can't at least complete them.

>>184031949
Octobrush 100% is

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>>184032079
here's the same squid on the right if you wanted a better view of her coat

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Why is she so rape bait?

>>184031793
not him, but the retarded fire rate makes it equivalent to a P90 in cod. Just run right up to somebody and they're dead in 2 seconds

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>>184032194
Linking my response for anon that wanted advice

>>184032412
Just like every other weapon in the game?

>>184031793
>point above or around enemy
>win

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13552384

>all these bomb defense up on splatnet

ANNIE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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I think we need more suitless screenshots

>>184032482
You need to predict enemy movement pretty hard with the Slosher. Its projectiles are pretty slow, and it fires even slower. Fighting head-on with it is a death sentence.

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>>184032376
Because she's innocent and naive.

>>184032482
>point up or around 2 enemies
>win twice as hard
>dont even need to flank like you do with brushes

Seriously sloshers are more of a crutch. You don't even have to sneak or anything.

>>184032195
I love using the Nozzlenose and getting Aerosprays btfo in every category.

>>184030738
>>184032321
What makes the octobrush so different from the inkbrush?

>>184032526
>no S, A, and B option

>>184032631
You can't attack directly and you're outranged by everything. The only advantage you have is on ledges and around corners.

>>184032376
>gets brainwashed by sunglasses and forced to serve the octoscum
>willingly puts them back on after being rescued

Can't rape the willing.

>>184032714
Stronger kit, higher per-shot damage, and paints slightly better since its trail of ink isn't the width of a twizzler.

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Is the Switch pro controller better or worse for playing the brush? I don't actually own one, so I dunno what the ZL/ZR buttons are like. I just know that the stiff clickiness of the ones for the joycons makes me worry the ZR button is just gonna shatter from being mashed one of these days.

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>>184032803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8cwMmTfTkA

>>184032868
Triggers are much better, but pro is a bigger input delay than joycons. It literally doesn't matter if you play something as mindless as a a brush.

So, I can just put all my loadouts onto one my amiibos and just tap them to my controller when I want to switch to them? That's pretty cute.

>>184031238
What copypasta is this from?

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Remember to always HATE ON Marie for being a Sarcastic bitch

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>>184032621
This fucker can't just NOT make a sequel. He's basically been personally handed a literal ton of ammo and an arsenal to go with it by Nintendo.

Can someone break down how the turf war flag thing works

Does anyone know what pressing "fresh" at someone's draw do?

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>get to level 10
>win first ranked match
>never play ranked again

Who /undefeated/ here?

>>184032482
>shoot/fling ink in enemy's direction
>win
Wow it's like you just described every weapon in the game.

>>184032592
>>184032759
I must be some Slosher prodigy because my kill count skyrockets when I use it in any mode.

>>184033342
Nothing. If you come back to the same thing you Fresh'd later on, there's a good chance your previous Fresh will have faded into the void.

>>184033476
What's your rank?

>>184030520
>never had a party for an hour with 7 randoms
Pity

I'm so fucking done with this fucking game. I can't even top 10 kills most of the time in a full game of rainmaker. Fuck this shit.

>>184033493
Oh man, Nintendo wasting my time freshing people.
Thanks squiddo

>>184033397
>get to level 10
>lose first ranked match
>lose second ranked match
>lose third ranked match
>meter actually gets a crack in it
Well fuck me then.

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Is he alright

So, why does this game have regional matchmaking again?

>Dead S+ lobbies
>Same 3 quad teams in league battles over and over again
>Japanese players in the 1st game weren't even laggy

Who asked for this?

>>184033745
he needs that sidewalk puddle hydration

>>184033761
Wait, it's actually regional matchmaking now? Was wondering why I haven't seen a single Japanese player yet.

>>184033761
>Japanese players in the 1st game weren't even laggy
Take off those rose tinted glasses, or at least in my experience they were pretty bad and i had a wired connection.

>>184033761
Game has literally the same problems first one had.

Zero effort.

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>>184033121
Stay mad Calliefag.

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>Rainmaker C+
>Team consists of two Aerosprays
>We actually manage to teamwipe enemies
>Keep pressing This way!
>Retard takes the long route and instantly gets splat
>We still manage to get it really close to the goal
>Literally one feet away
>I ink the goal and press this way!
>same retard just inks the entire place with rainmaker and goes for kills
>We lose
>End of match, it's an Aerosprayer
>C-, level 10

EVERY TIME. Thank god I'm in B- now. I don't have to carry my team every match anymore.

>get rainmaker
>clear a path up the side wall
>Fucktard with rainmaker stands there shooting at nothing
>This happens twice in a row

DONT PICK UP THE FUCKIING THING IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PLAY FUCK I HATE YOU B-TARDS

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>>184032621
>think to myself "Inklings are wholesome characters, there's no way you can make them intimidating!"
>Inkling boy with gas mask comes across like the most evil motherfucker in this doujin

>>184033957
NA/EU players were always more laggy in the 1st game

All you had to do was participate in a NA/EU splatfest and you could easily see how many teleporting players there were

>>184032340
That is a very unattractive squid

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>your favorite piece of gear from 1 didn't make it into 2

Which was it, /ink/?

>>184034127
It's what happens with a jap host, and japs always host.

>>184033990
The thing is that this game actually fixes a fair number of flaws the 1st game had, but then fucks it up by adding shit like regional matchmaking when worldwide matchmaking for the 1st game worked perfectly fine

It's always 2 steps forwards and then 2 steps backwards with Nintendo

>>184032621
>That boy inkling.

ROADHOG TIME.

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>>184032376
Without bones she probably weighs like half as much as you do, maybe less. Maybe that's it. This also has the effect of allowing Marie to sit on my face for an extended period of time without risk of neck damage.

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Why does he pretend to be busy?

>>184034231
For a game where clothing is one of the main draws they sure didn't put a lot of effort in. Didn't even bother bringing over all the assets they already made for 1.

>>184032819
>easily zoned out
>meh at best kit
>average range

Yeah I practically lose every match with one

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>>184034231
F

>>184034374
Why do we all?

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>>184032990
STAHP

>>184032759
>You can't attack directly and you're outranged by everything. The only advantage you have is on ledges and around corners.


You're outranged by like, 2 things, and only by a couple pixels at that. Dont even know what you mean by "can't attack directly". At the end of other weapon's ranges they have spread which limits their TTK while the slosher has no issues raping you in 2 hits. Or a quick bomb and 1 hit.

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>>184034492

>>184033282
Winning adds 1 point while losing subtracts 0.5. I believe every 5 points gives you an exp bonus but I haven't tried past 5.

>>184034374
If you stand close to him when he pulls that out you can hear him playing squid jump sometimes.

>splatfest soon
>99 exp tickets
whew. also since single player ticket farming was nerfed how do you get cash tickets?

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>>184032803
Stupid sexy stupid squid.

>>184030738
>octobrush
>slosher

Aerofags rigging the votes because they know. Haven't had a single match without an aerofag all day, I've seen two octo brushes, haven't seen a slosher since yesterday.

>>184034720
Salmon Run's the only way to get tickets now as far as I know.

>>184034720
You could have farmed cash tickets too

>>184030520
Or maybe they're not a douchebag and they were squid partying?

>>184034391
"free update"

>>184034781
Popularity isn't the same thing as crutch. Aero players are always the most useless on the team, and I'm even playing in fucking turf war. Can't win through faster inking, if your team is dead due to having useless aeros on the team.

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>>184032621
>mfw Marie in this doujin was getting off to this shit the whole time
Das hawt

Who /shitrecord/ here?
Sitting on 21-29 currently and going down fast.

fuck Rainmaker at C so much. It's a pure gamble which team gets the level 10 aerospray retard

How do you skip a rank? it just happened to me but I don't understand how since I played like shit. How does it determine it?

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>video with nothing but bad gameplay
>provide valid points as to why dunkey is unfairly reviewing the game
>doesn't even touch on many other aspects of the game
>ends in knack 2 shill
>his fanboys try to defend his review as his opinion
He's really fallen far from his former glory.

Are there any S+ players that use motion controls?

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Post 'em.

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>>184034862
there are two ways

salmon run
upgrade everything in the story, then you can buy tickets for 1500 power eggs a piece

but the thing is, power eggs from salmon run dont apply to the stash you have in the story. and theres no effective way to grind for power eggs in the story.

each ticket costs 1500 and killing the easiest boss (the samurai) takes like a minute.
Youd have to kill the boss 30 times for ONE ticket.

Might as well just play two regular matches instead.

>>184035359
I'd imagine most of them probably do.

>>184035359
basically all of them

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>someone on the enemy team DC's right at the start
>my team still loses
brb throwing my switch into a river.

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>>184035231
>>184035390
I've hit the wall hard. Time to go shoot come cans out back.

>>184035359
Pretty much all of them.

>>184035493
Still better than me, my kill average is 4.

>>184035359
Motion controls are pretty much required in the high ranks. You gotta learn how to flick.

>>184035265
I've gotten level 20 retard aerosprays.

>ywn ink an Inkling's woomy with no ink armor

>>184034968
It's popular because it's a crutch though. Shitters being shitters and trying to copy the people using it as a crutch doesn't suddenly make it not a crutch, just means shitters are shitters regardless of weapon.

>>184035390
28 - 22 here
I lost 8 Splat Zones B - matches in a row earlier today. I'm fucking terrible at it.

>>184035359
Shit I'm stupid, I meant to ask if there are any S+ players that DON'T use motion controls.

>>184035231
im 23-27

mine was much better but then i started playing ranked and its HELL

>>184035769
Mine tanked when I decided to play Rainmaker, I'm really bad at it and apparently all my teammates are as well.

>>184035648
I never play Splat Zone, only Tower and Rainmaker. At least you can carry your team in those two modes, but you're fucked in Splat Zone.

How's weapon diversity at the high ranks? Does it vary, or is it like Turf War where it's centralized around 2 or 3 popular weapons?

>>184035531
I was 38 with a 9 kill average but something is off.

>>184035231
>>184035390
>>184035493

30-20 right now. Had and nice win streak.

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>listening to music with earphones while using the splatnet 2 app
>the music become muffled as fuck
Holy shit why is this real? Is this a thing that happens to everyone?

>>184034591
>quick bomb
Only slosher with a quick bomb is the Trislosher which is outranged by everything

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>nerfing e-liter's range for that shitty duck charge gimmick

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>>184035390
Slow and steady.

>>184035316
There was going to be at least one game that I didn't agree with him with. Didn't think it was going to be Splatoon of all things.
He didn't play salmon run, fucking hell...

>>184035873
Every map and every mode has its own strengths and weaknesses. It's more about hoping you get a good mix with someone that can take down a charger or heavy if need be than anything being better than everything else.

>>184035825
>20 seconds left
>wipe the entire enemy team
>get a death trade on the last enemy
>my teammates are too busy trying to suck their own dicks to paint the zone
>by the time i get back there the enemy is already posted up there
>lose

>>184036037
He'd probably say it was shit even if he did play it. It does amp up in difficulty in go-getter and even more so in profreshional

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AYY where my league boys at? I'm back for more. Hopefully we not dead.

also, forced meme

hey /ink/ Im not even from here but I just wanted to say that I only came here because
1. Marina is highly fuckable
2. pearl is highly hittable with a spade
3. hire your artist to make more Marina r34

>>184036312
I don't have anyone to pair up and play league with, so I'm stuck in Ranked.

>>184036392
If you do manage to get a league going you just end up facing the same people over and over because the pool is so small.

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>>184036369

>>184036312
I hear bucket man can throw ink over 350 yards with pin point accuracy

>>184036472
Nintendo needs to get rid of regional matchmaking.

>>184036632
Nintendo also needs to give us dedicated servers but that will never happen either.

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Oh my.

>>184036472
>>184036632
S+ solo queue lobbies are also dead because of regional matchmaking

It's awful

Why don't I see our squad in the rankings? Our rating should put us in the top 50 or so. Is it because we stopped midway?

>>184036789
Probably because people have other shit to do besides play Splatoon all day and reach S+ in every mode not even a week after release.

>>184036707
Nintendo doesn't realise that most Americans are fucking casual compared to the Japanese. They play this game religiously, while the US playerbase will only just play Turf War and eventually get bored and stop playing.

>>184037086
So then let the no lifes in NA play with the no lifes in JP

There's no need for the matchmaking barrier between regions, tons of JP players have hit S+ already

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>knew about ticket exploit
>didnt have time to farm them last night
>update this morning blew it away
>only 10 xp tickets and 5 cash tickets
SON
OF
A
B I T C H

>>184037350
It's funnier to know they're suffering in empty lobbies though.

>>184037350
It's not gonna happen. Play something else and wait for the rest of the region to actually catch up.

>>184036762
>Head is all face no cranium

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>>184037562
>get a load of this guy
Everyone point at this one, point at him and laugh!

>>184037562

Sucks for you, I guess. I just went into Octo Canyon and got 2 more tickets. Nintendo hasn't forced me to update.

>>184037562
>tfw grinded exp and cash tickets
>ticket supply that will last me over an year

Sucks for you.

>>184037707
I mostly saved it for the novelty. It's the first post-game art depicting the subject.

>>184032526
S in tc
A- in rm
A in zones

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>>184035390

>>184037562
Most people that farmed the tickets probably won't use more than 20. Just get your tickets from salmon runs.

>>184037562
If you knew about it, you should have taken advantage of it as soon as possible. Whatever else it is you prioritized during whatever free time you had probably would have waited. Exploits are here today, gone tomorrow.

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>>184037562

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>>184037881
Oh shit there's more.

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>>184035390
nice record m8

>>184038146
What an unfortunate art style.

>>184037939
>>184038180
oh you fuckin cunt

>>184034931
>being butthurt about squidbagging
gb2reddit

>retards not realizing since splatoon 1 that this game is dead without the japs

enjoy the fun for 6 months. Regional matchmaking is going to kill this games. lobbies in splatoon 1 get filled faster than this bullshit

>>184037939
Whatever jack

>>184038106
I see that you are also a squid who wishes to be fat. I acknowledge your choices and respect them, though I'm unsure what'll happen to the both of us.

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who /setforlife/ here??

Gotta jump on those exploits fast my dudes you had over 70 FUCKING hours to farm

>>184037868
i literally couldn't open the app till i updated
and i was offline
and it was paused, it wasnt even closed

>>184038047
i didn't realize it was really an exploit or that nintendo cared about it

Ninja jump is so worthless now.

>>184038463
I remember playing the 1st game 3-4 months after release while a JP fest was going on, so the lobbies were only NA/EU players

It took 10 minutes on average to find a ranked lobby in A/A+ rank

Not even S/S+, but FUCKING A/A+

Turf war lobbies in Splatoon 2 take like 10-15 minutes to fill up after 2am EST and the game hasn't even been out for a week, it's pretty bad

>>184038463
It's been out for a week. Shut the fuck up, neet cunt.

>>184038463
maybe when the time comes we can go back to worldwide, maybe. i know they won't

How long do you think it'll take til Nintendo realises their mistake and gets rid of regional matchmaking?

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Remember that, win or lose, try to be nice to the other side. Its what Pearl and marina would want.
mayo still gunna stomp tho lol

*rubs nipples*
>octobrush
>ninja squid main, 3 swimspeed up subs
>swimspeed up main, 3 swimspeed up subs
>swimspeed up main, 3 swimspeed up subs
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCRUB SYSTEM JESUS FUCK YES

>>184038758
Does it even work? People seem to still be shooting where I was landing.

>>184039013
>small asses

give me that big fat squiddo butts

>>184038986
I hope they do
Westerners are trash

>>184038757
Come on, man. Getting tickets that easily is obviously not intended, especially since they're supposed to stop adding after they turn gray.

>>184039039
Yes but they have to be far away from your landing location.
If they're close you're pretty much dead.

>>184039031
That's fucking retarded. At least use respawn punisher, it does the opposite of what the in-game description leads you to think it does.

>>184039013
Someone with proper shopping skills can easily remove 90% of pearl and leave her ass to be Marina's breasts.

Be honest how many hours a day have you played this game since release?

>>184038759
Stinks to live in bumfuck nowhere.

I've had no problems finding people for turf war. Haven't seen S or A rank for myself

>>184039013
>Spoiler
Not a chance.

Anything I can do to prepare while I wait for my switch?

>>184034067
>>184034102
Honestly feel there should be short tutorial stage for ranked modes, there is a rulebook in game of course but retarded causals hardly use such complex features.
Something akin the demo guide stage you do first time in the Salmon run, that would force them to solo complete the objective. Hopefully would help us to avoid such cases like described above,

>>184039231
>works on my end :)

>>184039380
Furious anal masturbation

>>184039206

4 to 7 or 8 a day. Mostly playing with irl splatbros though.

>>184039184
the longer it takes them to respawn means its that much longer so I can kill them

id ask you to kys but I can do a good enough job at it

>>184039206
I dunno, the Switch isn't showing me my play time for Splatoon 2, it just says "First played 6 days ago"

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11618214
It took almost an hour to follow the conspicuous green ink trail through the maze of pipes that criss-cross their way under Inkopolis to its end, fortunately whoever left it really seemed to be in a hurry and didn't cover their tracks. Finally, you landed at a pipe junction that only went upwards, and the light falling down through the open grate obviously meant you were in the right place. You were prepared to surface in another part of the city, but to your surprise, when you peeked out of the sewer grate, you found...nothing. Just an empty expanse in front of you. How you ended up on a what appeared to be a mountain top was beyond you. As you tried to get your bearings you turned around and saw her. The girl you were looking for. You wormed the rest of the way out of the grate and started to move over to introduce yourself when you finally realized who she actually was. It's Marie. Marie from the Squid Sisters, famous pop star, and your biggest idol. You froze up and completely lost track of your words. Oh crap, what was she doing here? What are YOU doing here? You imagine telling your friends about the time you met Marie, until you remember that that time was right now and as you've been going over the day's events in your head she's been looking at you like you're crazy for best staring at her and not talking for several minutes.
>"Uhh...helllooooo?"
Oh crap, say something!
>"Oooookay...did you at least hear everything I told you?"
You didn't. At all. But you try to avoid looking like MORE of an idiot you just nod in affirmation.
>"Alright. You know what to do then. Good luck. I'll be tracking your progress and updating you as you go."
Marie hands you a strange looking Splattershot and a fancy headset and sends you on your way. You duck behind the small wooden shack Marie seems to be using for a base and smack yourself on the forehead.
"Idiot!"

>>184036005
I use a stereo at work and if I have the Nintendo app on it fucks up the connection between the stereo and phone.

Fucking Nintendo.

>>184039429
It sure does. Hope more people buy it near you, friendo.

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>tfw didn't get any money from my salmon run bonus today

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i drew mai ika

>>184039395
It should be mandatory, I hardly believe a casual actually takes time to read the Rules book.

>>184039206
I think 4-5 hours per day on average.

>>184039184
Oh, so it makes people you kill take longer to respawn? That's actually alright then. It would be retarded if it punished people who killed you.

>dropped nzap for 52 gal

HOLY SHIT I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
what a fucking downgrade

>>184034231
i havent seen the gas mask yet.

i miss my gas mask, the face masks aren't good enough

>Living in C rank Rainmaker hell
>Have never once encountered someone bringing it back to our base

Y'all have some pretty bad luck

>>184039661
get some new reactions my fellow

>>184040137
Sadly I recall several stories like that in last few days.

>>184040137
I saw an enemy take it to their base once.

>>184031081
Skill and management required to use, but a tide turner in the right hands

Is the name of the band that does the Salmon Run songs
>w-3
a reference to the tax forms you have to fill out for employment?

>>184039631
Is this gonna get smutty? I hope so

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>>184035390

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does anyone else have trouble finding turf lobbies later at night?

it's fine throughout the middle of the day but then at night finding games slows down a ton

A and B rank are so much more fun. Most games are close and I don't even feel salty if I lose a close game.

He'll, I JUST had a game where we dropped a player in my team and it was 3 v 4 rain maker. My team of three got it to "4" on there side and the other team eventually win with "3".

Fun a shit

>unlocked squelcher

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RANGE I have a chub right now.

>>184040529

To be expected. Non-neets are asleep by then

>>184040262
just for that you're going to see it even more now

>>184040594
Fuck you faggot I rage hard when we hit the fucking time limit in god damn Rainmaker and we lose by a couple points. Fucking stupid kike bullshit.

>>184040529
Due to regional matchmaking, most people are going to be asleep at that time.

>>184040630
it consumes a fuckton more ink than it did in S1, but it feels like the damage was buffed slightly

>>184040529
It's kind of a variable. I get home at 11 every night, and it still finds lobbies within a reasonable time I feel. Slows down a bit around 1am for me, but I also live on the west coast, so I assume all the east coasters are asleep by then.

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>>184030469
>>184023596
>>184023907
>>184024072
i lied about posting 4 at a time, these are taking me forever so here's just the first 2

biker squids: the splat gang

>>184040630
It's my favorite so far.
Although I'm terrible with the toxic mist so I kinda wsh it had a different sub.

>>184040687
Can't let the game make you too mad. After all, it's a game about loli's inking each other

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>>184040669
dont be like that

>>184040846
>>>184023907(Cross-thread)
Wow those look great.

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>>184040452
It means Omega 3, an oil found in fish too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega-3_fatty_acid#Fish

Is salmon run in an hour? Is it that tomorrow and an hour?

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Anyone have tips for using the Baller effectively?

>>184040846
could you do >>184032079 if you have time? preferably with the tinted shades, can't get a screencap of her with them on at the moment

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>>184041018
Tomorrow.

>>184040687
Nah bro, not him but a stomp on either side isn't that fun

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>>184039198
I tried.

>>184041028
you don't, its shit

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>>184040137
>He's still in C-rank

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>>184040846
Please

Do 3 sub abilities = 1 main?

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>C Rank
>complete fucking diceroll which team has less mouthbreathers
>B and up
>people actually trying to win, matches can get exciting and close

>>184041215

Speed dunking the RM is great though.

Man I miss all those speed dunks on Triggerfish. ;.;

>>184041457
Nearly.

What levels do you need to be for the amiibo gear unlocks? I'm only getting headgear

>>184041571
Is it not exact?

>>184041529
I feel like that's only true if you're the one carrying

>>184041661
10

>>184041493
you think that until you get closer to A and realize that everybody is literally just DMing and people in B are just C-tards that can aim slightly better.

Then you get to A and its basically the same shit with slightly more game knowledge

>>184041028
You must become the hamster.

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>>184040846
Those are super cute and if bills weren't tight I'd outright commission a few.

>>184041668

3 is slightly less than a main and 4 is slightly more than a main

>>184041668
Nah, it just gets really close to being equal to one main.

>>184041028
Why does every ballerfag have the same look?

>>184041386
I wish it could at least crush enemies in one hit like the standard roller. Actually, I might like that more than the slow explosion everyone avoids.

>>184041703
I'm over that and they still wont give any more

>>184039696
cute

im c+ currently
what is this not much player message

Did anyone ever make a Remove Kebab picture of an inkling in the beret? There has to be

>>184039696
r e s i z e p l s

>>184042135
Assign different gear to it. I just now realized that if you assign different gear they give you songs too

What is this about ticket exploit? Did I miss something?

>>184041661
It's not levels. You just have to play a certain amount of games from the first time you scan them.

>>184042240
Did you just lose a match with a teammate who disconnected?

>massive losing streak on splat zones humpback

lol fuck this map

>>184042310
yes you missed out big time.

Our guy?
https://youtu.be/vprjSFyDpV0

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this game literally feels like a korean mmo grind without tickets

>>184042521
S-shit. I never used the tickets how good are they? And when does salmon run open for people?

>>184042310
The tickets you could pick up in the Octo Valley hubs respawned when you went back and forth between it and Inkopolis, just taking advantage of an oversight.

nozzlenose or .52 gal?

>>184042427
i dont think so

>>184038106
goddammit
i knew about the ticket exploit but i was too lazy to get on my damn switch
now give me your laughing reaction images, i need them

>>184042758
neither

Why is the Hero Umbrella so shit?

>>184042564
go back to /v/

>>184042712
Which is why everyone took advantage of the exploit? Don't complain if you didn't.

>>184042564
>>184042867

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>win splatzones despite the other team having double the kills because they never captilize and actually capture the zone

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>buy new weapon
>don't try it out
>take it straight to ranked
>lose
I should know better by now

>>184042712
>Korean MMO grind
That's pretty accurate. I love DFO, but fuck trying to progress through that shit when events aren't happening.

>>184042712
Feels great that my weapon of choice (at least the basic version) unlocked at level 3

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>mfw dunkey is single-handedly killing Splatoon 2
Why do people mindlessly accept and believe everything Youtubers say? It's the whole Ocarina of Time shit all over again.

>>184042964
Only stupid people allow others to think for them anon

>>184042758
Blaster

>>184042896

ive had a really bad plague of teams not pushing objectives

>2 triple kills with the rainmaker
>still lose

>>184042564
dunkey is a meme youtuber
a funny one normally, but a meme tuber nonetheless

The same people saying Splatoon 2 is good are the same people that said ARMS was good. Really makes you think .............

This game makes me madder than any other multiplayer game I have ever played.
Fuck this fucking game.

>>184043167
>>>/v/

>>184043207
Why? Pretty much nothing really matters. It's low stakes as fuck.

>>184042964
Anyone who would skip buying a game because their high school dropout NEET god said it was bad is better off without it anyways

>>184043207
how can you be mad at a game with such short round and no chat?

>>184042758
Nozzlenose if you want to spam the shit out of your special as if you were an Aerospray.

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Not bad, guys.

>>184043207

ranked games can be pretty infuriating, especially rainmaker and tower defense because you cant do both jobs at once, and you have to rely on your team somewhat

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>>184042964
The smaller contfoller makes the motion controls objectively better

>>184043167
ARMS is great fra

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>>184035390
My win rate sky rocketed after i switched to only use the splattershot jr.

>>184043323
Not him, but I had a string of like 15 games back in turf war where every time we'd hold the map the majority of the match and every time like clockwork, we'd blow it in the last 30 seconds

I was pretty pissed by the end. I haven't gotten that mad since then

>>184042564
Literally everything but the part about the singleplayer stuff not being in the multiplayer is just a git gud issue.

Somebody sell the squelcher to me
During my trial period of the thing it's just been a sspro with less power, even less ink tank and a sub that I have no idea what it does beyond "debuff something"
What am I missing

>>184043167
This is wrong. I absolutely love Splatoon 2 and think ARMS is one of the most boring Nintendo games I've ever played.

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>>184043508
Basically how my last games have been looking like, i originally only used the roller and lost a lot until i switched to the splattershot jr.

>>184042964
Most people are drooling morons. If you're already checking the comments, scope out all the people saying "it's satire."
I like a lot of Dunkey's videos, but his Spla2n video is disappointing. I would prefer he made a full review (which would still be goofy and jokey but would be a bit better thoughtout) or one of his usual short joke videos, but instead it seems like he kind of got halfway there and gave up and split the difference.

>>184042964
I like some of dunkey's stuff, but I have no idea where people are getting the idea that he's a credible game critic from. He's just some nerd that got popular prank-calling Gamestop and trolling people on LoL, and his "reviews" are only good for a laugh. It's weird

>>184043742
>>184043508
>splat jr
literally why
it's like an aerospray but worse

>>184043730

squelcher is great, but its extremely ink heavy and its absolute shit on some maps

you literally NEED ink saver sub, ink saver main and inc recovery up as your main skills or its unusable

poison gas is really strong, and makes it really easy to pick off enemies from a long range, and makes for really good escapes

>>184043739
He says that about literally everything. if he sucks at it he hates it, because he's a manchild.

Except in the splat video he goes "God aiming is retarded and I cant figure it out; oh except im so good that i spawn camp kids in turf war." literal autism

>>184043859
Ink armor is broken. And i like splat bombs and it can splat decently enough.

>B-
i hope the aerospray fuckers are gone now

>>184043663
salmon run cannons in multiplayer maps would be awesome

>>184043730
i mained it in sploon1, ended up spawncamping the enemy team on triggerfish from the alcove, out of enemy range
we won by a landslide

though that was with the splash wall and inkstrike so

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You know maybe I was too hard on the killer wail. At least the damn thing could kill stuff unlike the stingray

>>184042964

Wasn't it dunkey who also made the "know your critic" argument?

>>184043997
There are less at least.

>>184043730
Idk how to sell it to you well, but I've been using it and ranked up from C- to A in all categories.

I would use the H. Splatling, but the immobility is such a huge crutch, and its subs suck. The Squelcher is good because it outranges pretty much every other weapon besides H Splat and Charges. In order to use it well, you have to play defensively and be very aware of your surroundings. Never go into enemy territory with at least one escape route, and a pretty decent ink spread. The firerate is bad, so you have to learn how to aim well too. You should be sitting back and picking off enemies, only rarely going in for close ups.

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>>184043402
i was hoping to find you guys while playing online

>>184043730
It has a MASSIVE range advantage on everything except splatling and chargers

>>184042964
You mean with Egoraptor?

>>184044079
are you burst firing with it?
burst fire, line up a target and only then start firing, then stop to re aim if they get out of the way
do not hold the trigger down the entire time

>>184044079
killer wail has never about getting kills, it was about forcing people to move

>>184044079
It's still not that great but I can get kills with it. The trick is shoot it at a choke point/objective when you know someone's there and take your finger off the trigger to readjust your aim when you're no longer hitting someone

Holy shit I got kills with a stingray

>>184043167
ARMS was fun for about 20 hours until you realized a lot of bullshit and repetition was going on. This game seems fresh enough to be a shooter I can pick up and play every so often after the novelty wears off.

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>>184042302
oops i draw big

Why can i not use the inkbrush for ANYTHING but defense?
I've lost every single match the last like 10 matches

>>184044527
you taking request anon?

>>184043730
>Better special than ink rain
>Sub is more relevant in ranked modes
>Outranges the pro
The ink tank is basically the same as the pro.

>>184044557

its because youre using the inkbrush and not the octobrush

>>184043167
Back to your containment board, salty sonyfag
>>>/v/

>>184044527
Love the art style, got a place where you post?

Gif dynamo roller.

>>184044527
Anon can you draw the same SR inkling but with the overalls tied around the waist? Please...

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>tfw can't afford the white inky rider I put on order 3 days ago

Why am I still not allowed to change weapons during a match? That was the dumbest part of S1

>>184044557
Play distraction and hope the enemy chases after you. If they don't, take the time to ink up their side or come back for a back attack.