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World cup
https://www.twitch.
tv/playoverwatch

NEW COMIC:
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade
Animated: https://reader.madefire.com/work/OVERWTACH-DOOMFISTMASQUERADE/read

>Doomfist will become live on 7/27

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker and lore
http://www.overstalk.io
https://imgur.com/a/iYaTq

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info, Contenders League and World Cup 2017
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com
https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>>183851649
is it weird that they are releasing doomfist on a thursday and not on tuesday when usually its reset day?
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Fareeha Amari
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When are they gonna release a new healer?
There's like three in the game, one is for people with Downs and women, and the other is considered a throw pick.
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Why are you all so angry?
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>>183851797
Yeah but the reason is they wanted to use the doomfist launch music they had from the PTR and they are gonna have to switch to summer games theme that next Tuesday
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>>183851649
I want to nut hard in Symmeta's cervix!!!
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>>183851797
I'm fairly certain orisa was launched on a thursday as well. Its unusual but not unprecedented.
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>>183850097
>tfw you type your shit but the thread has ended
Don't listen to this fool, play Sombra/Tracer for as much as you want, even if yhou are losing. Try your absolute hardest to get a steady tracking everytime you are shooting. Every time.
Keep in mind that tracking is 50/50 aim and prediction, so try to predict where your target is going (Tracer mostly runs in a straight line, Genji can't move much after doublejump, etc.).
You'll get better when you are trying to get better. Trust me, I had 29% winrate on Tracer mostly due to my hands being shaky as fuck when I was trying to aim upclose. You've got the paranoia in your had that you've got a fraction of a time to aim, when in reality you can just calm and take your time. Now I've got 65% winrate on her.
It will get better, trust me. You just have to try your hardest every time you press m1.
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>>183851843

Because I'm playing a game that is dying due to its clueless devs who fiddle with their doomed e-sports bungle while the game burns and the community is descending into a swamp of frustration and throwing.
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Why is Blizzard so shit at releasing heroes?

>Sombra ARG, an entire month of countdowns to countdowns that went fucking nowhere and made everybody angry
>Orisa, just dropping some hero nobody cared about or wanted unceremoniously and then abandoning her
>Doomfist, where the hype train is already stalled on the tracks because they decided to announce him and then prevent anybody from playing him in the live game for three weeks

People will defend this.
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>>183851802
A cute!
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>>183851947
Orisa came out on a Tuesday. Here's Kaplan saying why Doomfist didn't come out today.
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>play symmetra
>someone shoots me
>I die
why is this allowed? I thought she was supposed to be op
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I want to be Angela's trusty lab assistant!

I want to help her relax after a long day at the hospital by making a pleasant dinner for her!

I want her to retire soon to find rest and happiness!
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>>183852174

Sounds like a lot of bullshit honestly.
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Does anyone other than me actually enjoy the game? Seems like /owg/ has totally succumbed to the hate. In spite of its balance issues and occasionally awful teammates, I still really enjoy it.
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>>183852174
There was a big Hearthstone update today.
So they needed more hands on deck to push that out. Makes sense. I still think part of it is due to Geoff's fear of not ironing out Doomfist's bugs in time.
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>>183851994
Yeye, this game was dying before it even was an e-sport and when Ana was released the game was dead as well due to Ana being so fucking weak and everything.
Majority of players do not give a cunt's suck about e-sports, so fuck off already with your dead game.
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Anyone got any advice on how to practice lucio movement? Wall riding and such? I pretty much played him once ever
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>>183852303

I would probably enjoy it more if my teammates weren't such assclowns that they let me die when I'm a tank because they would rather pocket Soldier than heal me, or pick Winston and just retard leap directly into the gunfire with no support, or pick D.Va and only DM themselves, or when I play healer and nobody can focus even a single character so there's nobody shooting Winston as he chases me around for 50 seconds.
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>>183852139
>tfw you sometimes forget orisa even exists
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>>183852276
neck yourself
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>>183852174
>oh fuck, the guy who has the password to push patches to live is on vacation till thursday?
>alright we'll just release doomfuck then.
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So I got muted for a year a few days ago, after my 3-4 month ban. I'm not trying to get my ban undone or garner anonymous sympathy.

You'd think I was screaming in chat or something, or raging. But really I'm pretty chill in voice except for hilarious moments were I laugh my ass off.

I just use tons of profanity in chat and fuck off. Pretty sure the system is entirely automated unless someone is excessively reported and hasn't hit the word filters for an automatic ban. I got muted at the start of the match for calling hanzo a nigger after being killed 5~ seconds into the match by a random scatter arrow shot upwards from his spawn, into mine.

So, I play game, not allowed to talk or communicate to strangers, I've got friends, whatever, don't give a shit. low masters/upper diamond, not really important since pubs dont work together anyway.

however.

"effective immediately" announcement an hour or so ago.

I get a 24 hour comp ban, while playing with my 6 stack after winning 3 games in a row. I played junkrat and hard countering winston/dva and had multiple golds, so I couldn't have triggered a griefing filter. Dunno

so, I hope you guys enjoy. I think I've put up enough from the poor balance, and now this ridiculous stuff.
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lol!! people said this game would live longer than tf2! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>tfw no Amélie to ogle in different outfits
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>>183851994
THIS
but people rather stick their heads up their ass saying its not dying until its too late
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>>183852139
>Doomfist, where the hype train is already stalled on the tracks because they decided to announce him and then prevent anybody from playing him in the live game for three weeks
Are you new to this game? Literally same shit happened with every heros they'd released. This is the same reason why servers are down for few hours when event goes live. People see new stuff, people want to try it.
Who the fuck cares how do they release heroes, if you are sane person you should not give in to the hype, but if you are not - blame on one but yourself for your letdowns.
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anyone have a link to that Tracer Doujin from last thread?
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>>183852273
You have to press the space bar.
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>>183852725
>Who the fuck cares how do they release heroes

I dunno if you realize this but building community excitement is important. Releasing a new hero is important. These things matter.
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>>183852756
It's not like there's many to browse through.
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Would you visit Reinhardt and Ana at their vacation home?
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>>183852692
Fine, prove to me that this game is dying.
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>teammate doesn't have an actual argument so he resorts to copying everything you say with some autism added
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if you play widow in comp you should feel bad
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>teammate is listening to right wing talk radio in the background
>"hey man can you turn that off"
>"No."
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>>183852872
It's mass psychology about to happen. The main forums are being flooded with how this person and that person is leaving and they're big streamers, suggesting their bandwagon of followers is going with them.

To any sane person this is irrelevant, but remember people came to Overwatch because of the bandwagon effect. And they'll want to be on that next big game because "everyone else is playing it"
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>>183853147
what are some fucking leftie? Go play
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Sold Overwatch last year cause I needed the money but I'm interested in getting it again. Are the playerbase on console still a decent size or does it take awhile to find games now?
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>>183852808
Are you in fact going to tell me that it is matter how they are releasing heroes? That somebody at any point looked at how they introduced Sombra/Doomfist/Orisa nad said "that's it, this was not what i was expecting, I quit"?
Yes, they fucked up with Sombra, but only bacause there were retards who can't live a day without OMG OMG NEW CLUE TO SOMBRA!!!! and Stylosa spaming his garbage preaching about WOW IDK ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT THIS IS SOOO COOOL.
Now Blizzard is just doing
>wink wink something comes in a few days
>announce
>Jeff speaks
>PTR
>Making this hero
>release
The only reason Doomfist's announce was with Orisa is because they were in development together since Autum.
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>>183853215
don't bother, it's dying
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>>183853614
don't lie
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>>183853460

I don't give a shit about Stylosa's clickbait, but if you think the Sombra ARG was a fuckup because they put out an ARG, which people then played, and it was shit, you are a blind cocksucker.

Yeah, how heroes are released matters. It matters what the hero is, it matters how you announce it, it matters how long it takes before people can play the hero, it matters how long it takes for the hero to go live, all of that matters. Look up what morale is sometime.
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>Lena will never do this to you
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>>183853648
well enjoy being in denial i guess
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>>183853179
This is same shit with MOBAs, people invested too many hours learning how each hero works and what counters who. They will not leave that easy, plus 80% at worst do not care neither about e-sports nor e-celebs. It's all bullshit.
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>>183853662
B-but smurfs aren't an issue, I swear! ;__;

T. Jeff
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>>183853793

Even if nobody leaves the game is still in a shit state.
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>>183853793
Probably. PUBG looks like it will stale out in a short time because Early Access forever lul

I'm just using this time to troll comp and learn more mains.
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>Notice sonar arrow land in the wall right in front of my face as I'm about to turn a corner
>Precede to wait and look at other routes
>Shout at the retarded Zen I was with not to peak like an idiot
>Can practically feel the Hanzo's anguish at no easy kills
>Watch him pathetically try and shoot a scattuh only for it to do 30 damage
>Run and jump towards the open, only to intentionally land short
>Arrow flies towards where my head would have been
It's the little things
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>mercy player have only played mercy this season
>team sees this and starts to bitch at it
>say i'll change if they run dive
>they pick dive so i pick lucio
>one push later they all give up and switch
>literally threw the game just to spite me and 'mess up my stats'

the mercy main meme has gone to fucking far
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>pick attack bastion
>team goes rhino, monkey and dva and all pile ontop of me protecting me from everything
>win

This game is ez.
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>>183853649
>Yeah, how heroes are released matters. It matters what the hero is, it matters how you announce it, it matters how long it takes before people can play the hero, it matters how long it takes for the hero to go live, all of that matters.
Why the fuck would that matter to anyone?
>WHAT? I have to wait for two weeks til' I play this hero? That's it!
This is not happening and never will. Explain to me in detail why can't they go outta nowhere in November and say that new hero is this and that and you can play him today?
Or why they will hold for a month after annouce and you can't play until that?
>Sombra ARG was a fuckup because they put out an ARG
What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>183854143

Maybe you shouldn't have hopped on the Mercy train for easy climbing you bandwagoning fuck.
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I want sexy beach skins for Symmetra, Sombra, Mei, and McCree!
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>>183854143
Hanzo was hated for like 3 seasons, its just the general community being complete morons and memeing something they heard on reddit

>plz switch off mercy this isn't working
>switch to lucio
>plz go ana, we don't have enough healing

They still think theres a single team comp that can win.
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>>183854081
Well then the game is not dying, now is it?
>>183854116
PUBG is just casual DayZ, in a year no one will remeber it, just like RS: Siege.
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>>183852872
Multiple people have already shown you proof and it would honestly be better if the game did die cause it can only get more bloated from here on out
>too many heroes to keep balancing correctly
>too many good goy boxes and skins
>too many shit game modes and maps
and so on
of course the game wont be Battleborn tier dead but it will basically be TF2 walking corpse tier which is sad for a game that came out last year, and it will still have the same autist who wasted too much money on boxes returning for the same events to waste some more so Blizz wont care if majority leave
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>Play Mystery Heroes
>Get Hanzo
>Have less than 20 minutes of experience with Hanzo
>All I do is shoot the sonic arrow at chokes and fire scatter arrow into hallways or at people's feet
>Get ult twice and shoot it at the payload or chokes
>People say I'm the best Hanzo they've seen

Is this really it?
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>>183854368
>>183854143
I hate mercymains, but I've never heard anyone tell a mercy main to swap off. Why would you want someone who plays mercy to try to play any other character?
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>>183854756

If this game dies it will be because Blizzard killed it with their slow as shit content updates and bottlenecking lore. Maybe it'll be like HotS where the game is a complete joke and then they relaunch it and it's actually good, with them having learned their lesson and put a proper devteam in charge that's actually active and seems to give a shit about the state of the community and the game.

A man can dream.
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>>183854765
It's piss easy aim is only 20% of what he does
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>>183853793
Meh I spent a long time learning this game, practicing heroes, purchasing alt accounts to practice different roles in comp, climbing up into high diamond.

Then I found the end of the tunnel, the end of the grind, and there was nothing. This game at its foundation has little depth, will always turn into a stale meta. There is no variety, even if there was no meta every hero just goes through their routine over and over. Many other games a hero has multiple ways to be played. Not in Overwatch.
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>>183854906
I've been playing since beta and couldn't give two fucks about lore

sym and Phara need nerds tho
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>>183854903
Because people are retarded. Theres nothing wrong with onetricks, and telling them to switch off is dumb. Its people just trying to place blame on others.
>Oh we have a torb on attack
>mercy one tricks are bad
>I have gold medals, my team is bad
Its just excuse after excuse.
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>>183855046

I don't care about lore but other people do, and it wouldn't hurt the game to actually have some of the lore they keep wanking about in the game. It would be nice to have some permanent PvE content with story in it, if anything just to flesh out the game, give context to the characters, and give you something to do besides play Shitters vs. Shitters until your face turns blue.
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>>183854756
This is the most retarded shit I've read today.
>too many heroes to keep balancing correctly
Geez, DOtA sure is suffering from the same problem.
>too many good goy boxes and skins
Skins are for making your characters look more flashy, enlight me how this is killing the game.
>too many shit game modes and maps
CS been running on 5 maps that everyone played on at best for how many years now? Dead gaem as well, I bet.
If you are retarded enough to buy something you are getting for free, the you are one hell of an autist
Get the fuck outta here or bring me better arguments.
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>>183854953
>spent a long time learning this game
>practicing heroes, purchasing alt accounts
>Then I found the end of the tunnel, the end of the grind, and there was nothing.

Not to diss you, but why did it take you so long (and multiple accounts even) to understand that? Personally, I felt this game doesn't have too much depth, just after about two months of play... And there's definitely no point in "grinding", unless you mean for boxes/skins, but that's ultimately pointless too.
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>Everyone decides to throw
>Still win the match
>Next game
>One of our DPS keeps dropping in and out
>Essentially 5v6
>We still win
this is weird
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>>183855306

>debate me nerds
>nuh uh, doesn't count, gtfo lol look at my reaction image

You pretty much "argue" like a retard.
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So which toon is secretly evil/secretly good? Sym and Sombra don't count.

I miss the theories that Ziegler was obsessed with developing resurrection technology which is why she "created" Genji, but wasn't satisfied with how he had to be a cyborg. This is why after the Switzerland fight Morrison had actually killed Reyes and she used the chance to experiment on him, though she wasn't ready and ended up just giving him his wraith and life sucking powers as well as sentencing him to permanent agony. This was all drawn from a couple voice interactions reaper and Mercy had but were removed. Still though, the line "Overwatch was shut down for a reason, maybe it's best it stay that way" implies she might have some ulterior motive, like doing something bad that ultimately ends conflict and saves more lives than it ends.

Recently some people pointed out how Zenyatta's lines "I welcome adversity" and "pain is an excellent teacher" are similar to Doomfist's philosophy, indicating that he could be a Talon mastermind, especially now that we know they don't mind high ranking omnics (Maximilian).

The only characters that are particularly loyal to their countries are Zarya and Hana and it's possible they could be pawns in an evil scheme, especially Zarya, as Russia lead by Volskaya could try to do something along the lines of destroying all omnics.

Junkrat's treasure might have been something/someone that gave him a "greater good" mission that actually saves the day in some way.
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>>183855527
>toon
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How does one increase depth in Overwatch?
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>>183855370
>someone switches off orisa to bastion, 0 tanks on team
>another asks if we're just throwing the game for a quick loss now
>toxic insults for a solid minute
>bastion still wrecks the enemy team getting 4 kills
>Mercy kills another, and the widow dinks the last
>we win and the other team is speechless
Toxicity is the reason for 85% of losses. Skill counters it though.
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>>183855527
>This was all drawn from a couple voice interactions reaper and Mercy had but were removed.

What were they? Also

>toon
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>We're getting rolled (WP:G)
>Team starts passing blame, arguing
>We manage to save the defense
>And stomp on attack while everyone is arguing
>Literally nonstop, even when we were all doing well

That was the angriest victory I've ever been a part of. Usually the opposite happens.
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758356169

“Play nice; play fair” is one of Blizzard's core values. It’s something we took to heart in creating Overwatch and remains a priority as we continue to support the game and our players. This not only applies to the new content we develop and the balance changes we make, but also to the features we add or improve upon over time.

We believe that our in-game reporting and player penalty system is one of our most important features, and it’s something we want to invest in significantly over the next year. To this end, effective immediately, we will be issuing increased penalties to players in response to verified reports of bad behavior. In Overwatch, that means anything from abusive chat, harassment, in-game spam, match inactivity (being intentionally AFK), and griefing. If you see someone engaging in any of these types of behaviors, report them. Players in violation will be silenced, suspended, or even banned from the game as a result.

We know that making Overwatch a truly welcoming environment is an ongoing process, and this is only the first step. Over the next several months, we have plans to make additional improvements based on your feedback, including scaling competitive season bans, a notification system that will alert you when a player you’ve reported is actioned, and functionality that will allow us to more aggressively penalize players who attempt to abuse the in-game reporting tool.

We also remain committed to bringing a reporting system to PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. As console players ourselves, we know it’s been frustrating to not have this functionality on your platform. We are actively working on the feature and have many elements of undergoing internal testing right now. Our goal is to implement similar reporting options as are currently available on PC, and any improvements made to PC between now and when it’s available.
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>>183855125
Mercy one-tricks ARE bad, which is why you don't want them playing something that isn't piss easy. Every time I get a mercy main on my team was diamond or below S3 I get the urge to throw.

Torb/junkrat/sym one-tricks are fucking obnoxious, since they could probably just play a useful character when it isn't working and give you a better chance of winning, but they have to be super special snowflake one-tricks.

Haven't heard anyone mention medals unironically in-game in a long time.
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>>183855364
By grind I mean playing comp, it feels like a grind for the most part.

I'm not sure if it took me too long to realize the game has little depth or not. My loss of interest in the game occurred only a month before the current trend with streamers leaving, and multiple player leaving threads on the official forums.
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>>183854903
exactly

i picked Lucio who i've played less than an hour on and still walked out with silver elims and gold healing

idk why its such a meme to hate on us, i just like playing Mercy.
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>>183855594
One of them was
>"What have you become?"
>"You tell me, doc."
I don't remember the other, but Reaper says
>"You're the one responsible for this."
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>>183855306
none of the shit you said is a argument, just stating the obvious and saying ''B-but DOTA but CS gtfo lol'' as if theyre relevant to OW
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>>183855726
The first interaction is still in the game.
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>>183855424
>Guys, there are too much heroes in this game, nevermind the other games pls, also skins are bad and I don't like some maps
>What do you mean these are not the reasons for a game to die?
>y-y-y-you are just nerd!
Ok, buddy.
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These two are soon to be canon former lovers. And you... do support that right?
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What the fuck are you supposed to do when Sym and Torb get armor and shield up
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>>183855653
Sounds like you're supporting my argument
>Every time I get a mercy main on my team was diamond or below S3 I get the urge to throw.
Your shit attitude and toxicity are the reasons you lost.
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>>183855950
Yeah, sure.
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>>183855527

I think that you're looking too deep into these things.

Like the Zenyatta thing. We know from things Zen says that he and the rest of the Shambali had a falling out, and he was forced to leave. Could part of that be because his values were more like Doomfist's than Mondatta's? Zenyatta isn't a Talon mastermind, he just believes what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, which is a common belief. But he isn't full Darwinist Rules of Nature like Doomfuck. It would be interesting if at some point Zenyatta or that Omnic Talon guy talked about this, but I doubt it because OW team is dumb.

I don't think Mercy is "secretly evil." More like she was misguided and made a big fuck up. Like Sym.

Volskaya is in league with Omnics and she doesn't seem like she wants to betray them. Honestly who knows, but working for a shady person doesn't necessarily make one evil. Zarya seems to be quite the moral person and is as far as she knows just helping out a friend/important national figure.

There is very obviously a redemption angle going for Junkrat, Sym, Widow, and Hanzo. None of those characters are evil except Widow and she doesn't really count since she's basically been mindraped.
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>>183855726
The first one is there but that's not implying that Mercy's evil.

>"You're the one responsible for this."
That one isn't pointed at Mercy, he randomly spouts it when he gets a kill on anyone.
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>>183855527
Mercy is 100% a secret evil character, or atleast driven to some pretty shady shit by her obession with saving lives.
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>>183855964

Just go full retard and dive on them with half off-meta picks like Junkrat/Pharah, Zarya, Reaper, or Hanzo
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>>183855964
Throw dva ulti into sym generator
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>>183855950
it gets great gay porn so im up for it.
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>>183852413
You probably don't want to hear it but practice. Go into a custom match, make it a skirmish with 1 bot, and just wallride like the floor is lava. You gotta believe!
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>>183855969
>toxicity meme
Fuck off, I'd rather play with a raging asshole who screams racial obscenities at me the entire game than a super friendly gurl gamer mercy main from gold.
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>>183855690
Yeah, it does feel like a grind... but I think there's a reason. The golden weapons. I liked the idea of farming points for them.

But the sad part is, the devs now think that the guns were a mistake, so ranked mode should only be played for the competitive aspect, and nothing more. But even that feels grindy, because getting to higher ranks takes time, even if you CAN get there.

Honestly, a "skill based system" should NOT be about grinding! Why can't the game more easily tell apart good and bad players? Or what's the ultimate goal here? I definitely feel burnt out by this game. The lame last event, and stale comp, have made sure of that.
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>>183856169
>>183856376

No, no! You're supposed to be angry and vengeful. Not supportive. Don't you know that making them butt buddies will completely destroy the game and what's left of it's esports potential!?
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>>183855527
>toon

Those "theories" about Mercy were nothing but headcanon that people thought up because "oh, secretly evil characters" and reading into things that aren't there. Chu even kind of pokes fun at people that thought that Mercy was secretly evil.

>Recently some people pointed out how Zenyatta's lines "I welcome adversity" and "pain is an excellent teacher" are similar to Doomfist's philosophy
This is falling onto the headcanon theory people do about "secretly evil characters".

The only group that's consider "bad" is Talon and its members. Everyone else falls on "neutral" or "good".
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Is one character every 5 months really acceptable?
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>>183856729
It's one hero every 4 months you entitled shitlord. Just buy more boxes so they can think about making it faster.
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>>183856198
>"Mondatta was an inspiration to me."
>"To us all, I miss his dearly."
This gives a few possibilities

>Zenyatta secretly gave up hope for the Shambali philosophy after the assassination which prompted the falling out
>Zenyatta is lying and actually was in cohorts with Talon about it because he saw Mondatta as an obstacle for his own ambitions
>The falling out was prompted by the fact that the Shambali started to abandon Mondatta's teachings after his death
>And so on

Shame we'll never get any answers because of the molasses pace the lore moves at
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>>183856265
Nah. Secret evil character is Roadhog after Junkrat ends up revealing what his treasure is and Hog guts him even though Junkrat thought they were best friends.
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>>183854346
if only the person making these mods would put overwatcher characters in tekken 7
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>>183857023
>ruthless killer with a well-earned reputation for cruelty and wanton destruction
>secretly evil
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>>183856376
ehh, half of it is fujo
Now Rein gets prime gay porn
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>>183856831

Dude stop. It's established that the Shambali were all about doctrine and philosophy while Zenyatta was about personal engagement, and that's why he left. He saw them as being too caught up in theories and shit, just jerking off all day about transcendence instead of going out there and interacting with the world, and believed their way was only going to lead to them becoming as stagnant as OW's update cycle.

I forgot if Mondatta agreed with Zen or disagreed, but either way Mondatta was rising on the world stage and represented a step forward to bridge the divide between man and Omnic. That is why he inspired Zenyatta, who believes "we're all one within the Iris" and shit.

Your speculations are all wrong. Zen wouldn't be affiliated with Talon because Talon is an organization that seeks division and chaos and works in secrecy, all of which are things he is diametrically opposed to.
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>watch streams, tournaments, read a lot about the game so have good knowledge of team comps, strategies that work etc
>garbage mechanically due to shit aim so stuck in plat gutter
>can never convince people to use said strategies and always end up with half awkward comps when we could just pick dive and win every fucking time

This is honestly the most frustrating shit ever
Why does someone look at a team that has Lucio, Winston and Genji locked and think 'this team needs an orisa and widowmaker'
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>>183856807
>think about making it faster
Hahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

Jeff wants it to be slow! It will always be slow! He thinks this is what's best for the game.
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>>183856807
>Buying boxes
Who the fuck actually buys these jew crates? You'd have to be a complete fucking retard.
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>>183856198
I don't see where Mercy's being misguided. She only chose to join Overwatch because she thought she could save more that way and it's even on record that she'd be at odds with her superiors a lot because of that and now she's just been doing relief efforts at war-damaged areas. It feels more like they're trying to give an evil twist on Mercy for no reason other than to make her evil.

Zarya's obviously doing good by defending her country and she gave up her career to defend her home. Obviously she knows what's good or evil.
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>>183857358
>It's a "I saw this on a stream once it'll work just trust me dude" episode
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>>183854953
I have to agree that even a game like League of Legends has more variety and possibility in it by default due to its runes/masteries (minor game variables you can tweak before matches that has a cumulative effect) and items (major game variables in-game). The same champion can often be played at least two ways, like tankier characters going full damage or full tank. Overwatch can only achieve changes in strategy, but of course League has that on top of its other advantages.

Even TF2 offered variance in its loadouts. Is OW's potential inherently limited?
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DEATH SWIMS AMONG YOU
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>>183857192
>not realizing the secretly evil part was after acting like best buds with someone and pretty much being always called best pals
Expect bullshit levels of betrayal and Junkrat crying bitch tears.
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>>183857449

She's all pacifist all the time, failing to realize that there are such things as just conflicts and that there is a place for war in the world. Her idea of "life at any cost" created Reaper(presumably), bringing back a man who is nothing but a ball of hate and pain and then making him immortal.

I don't think she's evil, just a dumb cunt.
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Faggy Gay hero when?
He screams YASSSS SLAY HA! when you perform well. When he gets a kill himself he screams OOPS I DID IT AGAIN X
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>>183857357
>I forgot if Mondatta agreed with Zen or disagreed
It wasn't mentioned. All that was mentioned was that Zenyatta chose to travel because of his belief, but the two weren't at odds with each other.
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>>183855527
>Zenyatta's lines "I welcome adversity" and "pain is an excellent teacher"
I think those are only supposed to sound corny, not cruel or evil.

I'm not sure about the "falling out", but in my mind Zen left the other monks, to seek more answers and/or be more involved with the world. Maybe most of the shambali monks are just that: monks living in seclusion, doing their own thing, not wanting to get involved with worldly affairs - or having those affairs affecting them.

>Zarya seems to be quite the moral person and is as far as she knows just helping out a friend/important national figure.
I imagine Zarya actually knows what's happening behind the scenes, more or less, but also understands that, in order for Russia to stay stronk, she must close her eyes about certain facts.

I'm betting the next comic with her will be about this struggle. She will begin to have doubts about her beliefs and the future of Russia.
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>>183857781
>Faggy Gay hero when?
We already have Reaper though.
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Patches fucking when?
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>>183857884
Gabe is a big gay icon but I'll be dammed if he doesn't look good doing it.
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>>183857884
He's repressed faggy. We need Out and Proud faggos.
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>>183857515
Pretty much. Barring a rework by Blizzard a hero's kit is all they'll ever have and they aren't really built to allow differing playstyles within that single hero. This comes from the fact that at one point they did have talent builds in the game but Blizzard decided that they want players to instantly recognize what a hero is capable of without having to guess about talent builds or anything of that nature.
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>>183857661
Well, I mean she's strongly against it because war was what killed her family when she was young. She was also in conflicts herself, so she's not daft in that regard. She just hates it.
>Her idea of "life at any cost" created Reaper(presumably), bringing back a man who is nothing but a ball of hate and pain and then making him immortal.
Now see, this part was complete head-canon made by people that secretly thought that she was evil and still do for some reason even when Chu pretty much said it wasn't the case plenty of times.
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>>183858107
>repressed
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Overwatch hero significance to the plot tier list

>Main character tier
Winston

>Plot doesn't work without them tier
Reaper
Widow
Ana
Soldier
Mercy
Torbjorn

>Potential to do something big tier
Tracer (Yes she's on the cover but she hasn't done shit for the plot, would be lower if there was no favoritism factor)
Sombra
Genji
Doomfist
Junkrat
Symetra

>Worldbuilding tier
Pharah
McCree
Reinhardt
Zenyatta
Bastion
Zarya

>Literally only one other character has ever cared about their existence tier
Hanzo
Roadhog

>Chu was hungover tier
Mei
Orissa
D.Va
Lucio
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>>183858315
That list you made is worthless. Chu has even said the entire story revolves around the big 3. And it always will. Winston is irrelevant compared to it.

Catch up.
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>>183858315
Mercy's really in the "Potential to do something big tier". Besides being Overwatch's medic she didn't do anything else, so the plot easily works without her.
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>>183858315
I'd put Symmetra under worldbuildy desu but agree otherwise.

>>183858268
OK FINE he's a big fucking faggot and it's why we love him.
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>>183858268
Reyes needed a runway wherever he went. Now he hides in alleyways.

It's not fair.
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>pick 1 hero from each category (max 4)
>try to balance the four of them perfectly so that they hard counter someone, and have a hard counter.

My picks are

Genji
Bastion
Winston
Zenyatta
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>>183858268
>Genji made that fucking pumpkin head
It feels like the work of an enemy 『STAND』.
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Is Reyes really just a lover scorn?
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>>183858750
Reyes made the costume. But it would be funny if it turns out his POTG emote ties into the canon that way.
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>>183857510
yeah man, dive is just a meme strategy that never works xd

totally just a twitch meme am i right?
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>>183858315
Interesting list. Tho I would drop Mercy one tier down, same with Symmetra.

However, I strongly disagree with the hungover tier. You could put Orissa AT LEAST to the worldbuilding tier, same with Lucio and Mei. And I believe Dva is a prime canditate for a future Overwatch agent, so I think her importance is really downplayed here.
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>>183858886
>thinking the meta matters in sub-masters elo
lol?
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>>183858839
Yes
>cropped thumbnail

Stop any time.
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>>183858734

Those characters are already balanced.

>Genji
>counters Widow, Mercy, pretty much half the cast loosely
>countered by Winston

>Bastion
>counters tanks
>countered by everyone who isn't a tank

>Winston
>counters Tracer, Genji,
>countered by Reaper, D.Va

>Zenyatta
>counters basically everything with ult up
>countered by like half the cast because he is slow as fuck when not ulting
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Ana is a faghag
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>>183858869
I'm not saying Reyes didn't make the costume. Just that Genji's blade did the head.
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I fucking hate all of you and this game makes me want to kill myself. You're fucking terrible in every goddamn game mode, even when I try to salvage my fucking day in comp. Git gud at this fucking game.
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>>183859028
I know what you're saying but nothing indicates that Reyes didn't make the whole thing himself. But seeing as Genji was in Blackwatch is actually could be possible.
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>>183858839
>>183859009
Gabriel moved on to bigger and blacker things.
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>>183859079
Okay Ooga
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>>183858315
Blizzard apparently has "huge plans" for Pharah so you could probably move her up a tier.
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>>183859009
I only have that pic cropped and reverse image just gives other cropped versions :-(
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>>183859012
No, her romance with her Canadian boy toy was shaky due to her work and she couldn't visit him much. She wanted so badly to be a stay at home mom and loving mother.

But seeing Jack and Gabe fueled her need for romance. She would love to live her need for a close relationship through theirs.
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>>183856531
It's a grind because when the rush of using ults gets stale you realize just how BORING this game is.

There is no variety or surprise element-- every result has a clear cut reason. Close games aren't even exciting because it's all a matter of who has what ult saved when, or who managed to doge enough bullets, or who can slowly crawl to the point first. (nothing is fun about wasting 30-45 mins at a 2 - 2, only to lose because someone popped their ult before you did)

I used to think this game was fast-paced in comparison, but I realize now that it was because I hadn't gotten used to the bells and whistles of skins and voice lines and feedback sounds etc. Games (and all the hero's) move at a CRAWLING pace, because everything was designed to be PREDICTABLE. The devs even stated that they wanted players to be able to know exactly what they were up against when they saw a hero-- no surprise element.

This leads into a discussion about why counterpicking is a terrible design philosophy if not treated properly. For example: the check and counter system works in pokemon because, while seeing a pokemon means you instantly know what you're up against, hidden variables still add a surprise element, and require a level of skill to play in the moment. There are no hidden variables in Overwatch, leading to essentially a check-list system where Object A requires action B which produces response C-- with no possibility of deviation.
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>>183859151
CEASE
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>stop playing for a while
>come back
>Winston every match
The fuck happened?
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>>183859151
now that his TOP is out of jail. None of the sentimental memories with Jack will get in his way.
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>>183858315
>Plot doesn't work without them tier
>Torbjorn
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>>183859572
Roadhog was nerfed and can't 1shot everyone so Dive Meta took over.
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>>183859189
Their big plans is making her the ultimate jobber.

>because of Helix she'll have to face off against Jack and her mother and get spanked
>because of Helix she'll have to face off against Doomfist to capture him again because he's an escaped convict from Helix Securities' prison
>because of Helix she will be ordered to take down any nuOverwatch activities because Helix is the new "Overwatch" being backed by the UN
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>>183859382
THATS A FAGHAG DUMMY
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>>183859572

The meta shifted and now you have him jumping directly into the enemy team shitting on three 200 HP heroes simultaneously. If you play a support, comp is literally Ape Escape.
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>>183859079
Hey I'm pretty good, anon. Don't be like that.
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>>183859691

Ana was basically the worst thing to happen to Pharah.
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im concerned that sombras new legendary skin is going to be shit
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>>183859708
N-No...
She just really like to take pictures of them. Really, really liked it...
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>>183859610
Mercy you can drop down a list, but a lot of the Omnics made during the war and were used during it were designed by Torbjorn. So yeah, the plot only works because of him. Mercy you can drop her down from that list, though.

>>183859680
Dive meta took over long before Roadhog got his nerf.
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Irish hero is coming. She will have the most ridiculous spelling for a name that sounds nothing like how it's wrote.
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>>183859890
>She
No thanks.
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>>183859845
>pharah was the fourth hero ever created
>gets completely shafted by her mom
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>>183859691
>get spanked
You mean she is going to spank them. Pharah in that suit is going to mow them both down.
But she'll likely end up letting them go or they'll escape.

Frankly, there is a lot of potential for her character to go multiple ways and team up with other characters.
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>>183859992
She is post op trans!
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>Play overwatch on console
>No report system and can literally do anything you want

>Play overwatch on pc
>Get banned for swearing

OH I AM LAFFIN
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>>183859593
Why you always lyin'?
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>>183859858
considering they treat her like she doesn't exist, definitely
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>>183860019
No, I mean she's going to get spanked. It's known that Soldier already took out Helix just to get his weapons and Ana's a sniper. Pharah's going to be getting the spanking of her life. Bare assed.
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I wonder if Junkrat and Roadhog appreciate their countries classical music? Would they have a copy of Kylie Minogue's magnum opus 'Fever', including the hit 'Cant Get You Out Of My Head's, lying around?
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>>183860117
I thought console had that thing where if you report / avoid a player it queues them with other bad reputation players?
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>sombra hacking now cancel channeled effects
>Sombra only adquire a half ult charge when her hacked packs are used
Bad or op?
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>>183859993
>implying she doesn't get shafted by her unit anyway
Why is Pharah such a slut?
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>>183859010
Genji is not balanced, fuck that jap nigger
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>>183859993

I've said this before and I'll say it again, they should have just kept Ana dead and used the Young Ana design to give Pharah a little sister.

The game already has enough badass older woman characters, and Pharah is one of them. But then her mom is in the game and she's even older and more badass, so Pharah is basically a 32 year old babby and it's embarrassing. If Ana was Pharah's little sister instead, the game would have another cute girl waifu and she would be a good soldier, but naive and idealistic, whereas Pharah is more no-nonsense and experienced in both war and life. It would allow her character to grow and set up an interesting dynamic.

Instead she's basically just been shelved so they can wank Ana super hard.
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>>183860217
>Soldier already took out Helix
Basic security. At the start of Pharah's comic it's described what her team is brought in for.

If Jack and Ana go against her team and Pharah doesn't realize who they actually are, it's going to be bad. Real bad.
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>playing with a bunch of gold shitters I met through a friend
>hanamura
>motherfuckers unironically pick Symmetra and Orisa
>I pick Pharah
>shitters aren't happy, tell me to pick Tracer
>I do
>get killed repeatedly because I'm shit at Tracer
>switch to Junkrat to throw (Since they have told me that they don't even care about their elo, nevermind the fact that they're fucking up my elo)
>end up winning and I get PotG
Gold genocide when?
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>>183860265
What are you talking about?!? Such a thing has never existed on console overwatch.
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>>183860395
t. mercymain
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>>183860496
>Phoneposter
>Animeposter
>?!?
Posts disregarded.
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>>183860457
Good chunk of her unit died and you're talking about a pair of old soldiers. It's going to end bad for Helix just because they're still green.
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>Doomfist, who has been hyped since last year takes nearly a month to get released out of the ptr killing all hype

Why is Blizzard like this?
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Fuck Mei.
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>>183860662
Gotta drag out that lootbox rng fix
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>>183859572
Ana damage nerf, D.Va DM fix/buff, Winston shield buff, Reinhart bugs all combined to create a meta where people realized you could just shout out the name of a toon on the enemy team, all of you jump on them, delete them, and all jump out so you can heal up and repeat

Turns out it's fucking unbeatable if your team is coordinated enough to just attack the same person

By the way, there is no counter to this strategy. Barriers don't mean a thing when you can just go around them. Cooldowns don't mean a thing when you can just poke and bait them out. Ults don't mean a thing because D.Va can eat two of them in a single teamfight.
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>>183860690
Blizzard will never have the guts to make a reveal like this.
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>after hacking any enemy with sombra you auto reload like reaper after his wraith form

fixed
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>>183860440
>so Pharah is basically a 32 year old babby
Everyone treats her like that anyway. I'd even say that Tracer does too with how much Pharah talks about wanting to have joined Overwatch and how Tracer replies.
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>>183860660
>still green
Nothing indicated these troops are green and Pharah has had plenty of military training. She graduated at the top of the military academy in Egypt. They went up against one of the old God A.I.s that was active during the omnic crisis. The AI supposedly responsible for launching the war in Egypt. Their team took casualties because they went up against an entire brigade of omnics. Jack and Ana are just two people. You see the difference right? Go reread her comic.
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>>183860359
How bout buffing her peashooter so it does more damage then mercys pistol
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>>183860881

It's true. But having her mom there doesn't help.
Pharah is literally "I want to be hardcore but my mom won't let me."
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>>183860769
You beat dive with dive.
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Can we get a Junkrat buff to make him not a pick that causes people to throw because he's so terrible?
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>>183861063
Maybe people need to stop using picking x character as an excuse to throw
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>>183860842
They already did.
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>>183861192
>Early concept art
>Considered currently canon
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>>183861010
>they jump on you
>you jump on them back
>the winner is the one who jumped better
It's just a fucking confusing brawl at that point.
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>>183861192

wtf is wrong with her navel
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>>183860945
Anon, compared to how Helix has faced the God A.I. that was locked up by Overwatch, their spotty records, and the fact that Pharah's unit will face two of the six that dealt with a Word full of Omnics and God A.I.s, they're green. She's going to get the spanking of her life. In fact, "because it's two people" is what's going to fuck her up.
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>>183861274
It's actually the same body shape as on her summer games spray.
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>>183860945
>Jack and Ana are just two people.

Two people that might as well count as a small army.
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>gold healing
>as reaper
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>>183861421
And her Uprising spray.
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>>183857023
I don't think Roadhog and Junkrat are evil.
They're more chaotic neutral.

I mean, it's implied Roadhog is a merciless killer, but we don't know if he kills innocent people or just those he finds corrupt
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>girly sounding voice
>everyone yells at you to play mercy
>do it because you don't want to lose
>get to masters and suck at everything else


Voice communication was a mistake.
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>>183861602
Don't lie. You liked being carried as you sucked their cocks.
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>>183861359
>and the fact that Pharah's unit will face two of the six that dealt with a Word full of Omnics and God A.I.s, they're green.
>facing down a God AI means your green
>means you can't take down 2 human beings
>one who can't aim well anymore
>and the other who is depressed and his main strategy when fighting alone is "spray and pray"

How do you even figure this anon? Are you just committed to wanting Pharah to lose or something? Her team is not like other Helix teams. They are highly equipped and trained. They took out a God A.I.

>and the fact that Pharah's unit will face two of the six
Where are you even getting this from? And why does that make them inexperienced? Do you even understand what you're saying?
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>>183861602
>why wont this genji only player say anything on mic?

here's your simple answer, faggot.
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>>183861583
Australia was turned into a Madmax-esque post apocalyptic wasteland, wasnt it? Considering their situation i think there's some wiggle room to skew their alignment to more on the neutral side than outright evil.
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>>183861453
>Two people that might as well count as a small army.

One lost an eye and the other is trigger happy and useless without help. Jack is always running in. Unless his enemy is extremely inexperienced compared to him he will lose. And even then he still fucks up. Ana is missing an eye and her aim is off now.
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>>183861690
>>one who can't aim well anymore
>>and the other who is depressed and his main strategy when fighting alone is "spray and pray"

You are so delusional it's actually incredible. Sorry someone insulted your waifu.
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>>183861602
There are so many mercy mains in masters it's ridiculous. Over the last couple days I've had at least 3 games where the enemy team had 3 Mercy mains, one of those with a zen main too. I've been lucky they haven't been on my team often, as those games were ezpz.
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>>183861602

Did they make you crossdress and call you theri little healslut while you tried to protest weakly before giving into the pleasure?
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>>183861812
>Sorry someone insulted your waifu.
So you are obsessed with her wanted to lose for some reason. Why? I'm not delusional. These are facts. You read Old Soldiers right? Jack went to Ana because he physically can not do it alone. He will die.
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>>183859890
Nah they'll give her a generic code name like Banshee
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>We're actually testing this exact thing right now internally. Currently we have been play testing Roadhog with -50% damage taken while using Take a Breather, and also allowing him to move at full speed while inhaling. These two changes combined certainly make him significantly more difficult to kill, while also allowing Roadhog players to be much more aggressive when trying to find a hook target, knowing they can survive a lot more easily.

>We plan on throwing this up on the PTR asap (along with some other hero changes) so you guys can play with it as well. Its possible its actually too strong right now but we'll have time to iterate on it.
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>>183856729
It's 4 months, and yes it is.

Overwatch should not be, nor do I want it to be, bloated with heroes. I'd much rather want more maps and cool events.
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Would this be too much of a buff to Ana?

>If Nanaoboosted ally is killed within 3-5 seconds of use, Ana regains 25% percent of ult charge
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>>183861757
Whenever I hear a kid over voice comms he's always playing Genji.
>>183861912
I think she's the most popular hero in every rank.
>>183861920
I wish
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>>183862229

Well we're not getting those either.
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>>183862235
Remove her grenade and sleep dart

but make every shot a nano boost
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>>183861690
>a unit that faced one God A.I. locked up by the previous world police vs. two of six people that had the job of destroying God A.I., locking them up, and fighting off hoards of machines to do it
>somehow the unit isn't green compared to old soldiers that dealt with much more
>says one can't aim anymore even though she's bounty hunting and sniping and they other is spray and pray when that's only the in-game mechanics
I'm pointing out the obvious fact that Helix has a spotty record at everything they do and to take out an AI they had losses when the original strike team of six that Soldier and Ana were a part of didn't incur said losses.

>Where are you even getting this from? And why does that make them inexperienced? Do you even understand what you're saying?
I'm just pointing out Pharah is going to have to face off against them at some point because Soldier got through Helix to get his equipment, that they're green compared to Ana and Soldier who did what Pharah's unit did all the time during the Omnic war. The better question is, do you understand what you're saying?
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>>183862252
>kids always playing Genji

Of course. What kid wouldn't want to play as the cool cyborg-ninja?
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>>183862229
>more maps
Good fucking luck.
>cool events
You're in for a treat then. Make sure to buy as much lootboxes as you can.
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kids are more bearable than grown-up men in this game
jesus fucking christ
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History will forget you.
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>I need to win 2 more games to get my golden gun before Chaosfist drops into the meta
>keep getting matched up with retards
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>>183862557
I can't even think of any more ideas or places that could be used for maps except maybe Junkertown/Australia

A map based on a Mad Max wasteland would be fucking amazing
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>>183862686
I've ran into some earnest and nice kids in diamond who were nicer and being less tilt than some of the "adults" i must have been playing with.
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>>183862851
>then you realize he'll get sunk under the meta anyway
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>>183862891
I can't rememeber where the info came from but apparently there's been several names for maps datamined from the game, including a new Escort map.
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I'm going through all the heroes and 1 by 1 figuring out if they have enough counters because I'm coming up with my own custom game mode.

So far, I have

>Offense
Genji
Tracer

>Defense
Junkrat
Bastion

>Tank
Reinhardt
Winston

>Support
Ana
Zenyatta

Imo each hero counters 2 and gets countered by at least 2, but no more than 3.

To give Zen a bit more survivability incase a Winston surprises him, I buffed his speed to be on par with the rest of the cast, but other than that, no stats have been changed.

Would /owg/ play a game mode with only these heroes?
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>>183863048

I just don't care anymore unless they put it in the game. You can datamine all the shit you want but who knows when they're actually going to make it playable? The waiting is the hardest part.
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>>183863048
Wasn't most of the datamining about Horizon, though?
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>>183862686
>tfw you will never have an adorable 7-year old play on your team

https://youtu.be/ZhA57QxSySo
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>he mains mercy
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>playing support in this current meta
>reaper kills you while your team doesn't even give a shit

Literal RNG
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>>183862891
>Vishkar Industries (India)
>Vishkar Developments (Brazil)
>Junkertown (Australia)
>Off-Shore Ocean Oil Rig (Korea)
>Overwatch HQ pre-explosion (Switzerland)
That's just off the top of my head. The Korea one is a bit of a stretch, but D.Va fights Omnics that are coming out of the ocean, plus think about how cool it would be to be surrounded by dark, stormy waters where occasionally a pair of 6 giant red eyes appear beneath the water before disappearing
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>>183863212
It also had the location names and type names for several new maps.
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>>183863373
>Vishkar Industries (India)
>Vishkar Developments (Brazil)

I would like this if only for the potential Lucio and Symmetra banter.
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>>183863307
this is the worst meta for anyone that's not a brainless dps one trick
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>>183862891
>I can't even think of any more ideas or places that could be used for maps except maybe Junkertown/Australia
As long as they can make maps based on the origin of heroes, we have France, India, Brazil, Switzerland, Sweden, Worst Korea, and the American midwest too
As of the new comic, they could make a map set in Venice, Italy too

Imagine a South Korean map
>gaming culture has taken over the entire country
>D.va and neon signs everywhere
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>>183860363
Delete this.
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>>183863373
They already did a Brazilian Map, although it was for Lucioball.
>>Overwatch HQ pre-explosion (Switzerland)
So are we going into bullshit time travel now?
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>>183863648
>So are we going into bullshit time travel now?

arcade mode with young Ana, Reyes and Morrison skins vs their older counterparts when?
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>>183863648
Not necessarily time travel, it can be the event that caused the explosion and nearly killed Jack and Gabe. Would make for a good Control map, with one of the parts being where the explosion occurred and the others being in the outdoor grounds and a different part of the HQ.
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Dva has mech 74 ammo, boosters cd increased by 1, Dva retains her mechless hp after leaving her mech (if she had 43 hp when entering the mech she remains are 43 until she's healed out of mech), defense matrix depletes with each projectile
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>>183863648
No, as the game isn't considered canon, but it can be used to explore the lore.

Did you bitch about the Uprising Event?
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>>183864141
Sorry your POTG worthy ult got eaten
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>chill anon, it's just PTR
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>>183863532
South Korea map sounds cool, but the neon signs everywhere could look too similar to the China maps

A Venice map would be neat.
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>>183864369
dude it's just purple quickplay lmao bro
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>>183862512
>she's bounty hunting and sniping and they other is spray and pray when that's only the in-game mechanics

Christ, I say she can't aim anymore because of her eye. You see it in Old Soldiers. This doesn't mean she can't aim at all. She relied on that cyber eye and she lost it. And it is not a mechanic. Watch the Hero short again, and go read Old Soldiers. Jack tends to run in without thinking. Ana says it too so it's not just Reaper's delusions.

Yes, Jack and Ana were in the crisis. Yes they've seen much more action. They won the war. But alongside many other highly trained people. They also did this in their prime. But the reason I brought it up was not argue over who did what. They are going to face each other, not omnics. I brought it up because for some reason her team is "green" when Helix has designated them as the "kill everything" team. And they succeeded. They are not green. They are highly trained. And you want to tell me, with Jack and Ana as they are now, they would have taken out that God A.I. with no issues? Are you kidding? How do we even know if Ana's rifle is effective against omnics canonically? The blueprint certainly doesn't suggest it is. It's a bio weapon.

Helix has a spotty record because obviously they only use the "kill everything' team when absolutely necessary. All these other incidences were just simple security guards.
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>>183863532
The architecture in France, Sweden, Switzerland and Italy look pretty similar though. They need maps that look distinct. Kinda like how the Germany map is basically a Medieval town, and the Greek map has the distinct Santorini houses.

A map based on Cambodia or similar to this might be cool
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>>183864272
> Defense matrix eats Genji's ult
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>>183864167
I didn't mean "bullshit" in a bad way, and no, I didn't bitch about Uprising.
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>play DOOM, run around killing shit, win/lose have a bunch of fun, blow people to gibs
>play Payday, sneak around robbing shit, lots of restarts but satisfying in the end
>play Dark Souls, die a lot, kill a little, beat a boss on really high difficulty, feel good
>play Overwatch, work your butt off and get nothing done, lose and feel like a jackass surrounded by jackasses, win and feel no satisfaction, just relief that its over, can't even leave the game if your team is shit/throwing

Honestly this isn't trying to sound like bait or blogposting, but do people find this game fun anymore? I used to wreck shit with Zarya, Widow, Rein, and Zen. Now it feels like every game is a chore and the whole thing is FUBAR.
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>>183865208
You're going from games with a lot of options and mobility to a game with zero change in the meta and where everyone moves the same speed unless you have a magic shift button. OW gameplay is stagnated as fuck with barriers, healers, ults, rezes, and all other shit. The game is completely lost all interest for me. I'm barely hanging on as is.
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>>183852684
which specific SFM/blender video is this from? looks incredible
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>>183865208
>play singleplayer/coop game
>win everytime because it's designed to keep you entertained/make you feel good

>play online game
>blame your teammates for your own shortcomings when 80% of games below masters/gm are easily winnable if you aren't shit.
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>>183866152
>>blame your teammates for your own shortcomings

I wish I only lost due to my own shortcomings.
Half the time though it actually is the team.
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>>183866152
I play multiplayer on all of those games, except for Dark Souls, but that game doesn't try to make you 'feel good'
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>>183866257
You're not wrong anon. It truly is sad how much some teams can just be 1 guy doin it all
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How was your day anon? Did you have nice team mates? Did you win a lot?

I had a couple really good games where someone thanked me and complimented me, and it made me really happy. It made my day really nice.
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>>183864475
>Christ, I say she can't aim anymore because of her eye. You see it in Old Soldiers. This doesn't mean she can't aim at all. She relied on that cyber eye and she lost it. And it is not a mechanic. Watch the Hero short again, and go read Old Soldiers. Jack tends to run in without thinking. Ana says it too so it's not just Reaper's delusions.
Ana being the markswoman she was wasn't just because of her eye and Jack running in without thinking isn't "spray and pray".

>Yes, Jack and Ana were in the crisis. Yes they've seen much more action. They won the war. But alongside many other highly trained people. They also did this in their prime. But the reason I brought it up was not argue over who did what. They are going to face each other, not omnics. I brought it up because for some reason her team is "green" when Helix has designated them as the "kill everything" team. And they succeeded. They are not green. They are highly trained. And you want to tell me, with Jack and Ana as they are now, they would have taken out that God A.I. with no issues? Are you kidding? How do we even know if Ana's rifle is effective against omnics canonically? The blueprint certainly doesn't suggest it is. It's a bio weapon.
A team that has to "kill everything" in training yet still suffers the casualties it does means that they're green, inexperienced in some of the things the older soldiers faced off, tactics devised, you name it. Also, what Ana's weapon is using is moot.

>Helix has a spotty record because obviously they only use the "kill everything' team when absolutely necessary. All these other incidences were just simple security guards.
You know security firms use all forms of training for guard duty, including killing, right? Helix is a PMC.
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excuse you why is this allowed?
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>>183867070
There is no god
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>>183864861
>D.va eats Genji's ult
>Genji can deflect the MEKA back at the enemy D.va and her team
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>>183865491
honestly I hear you. I feel like the only reason I play is because of pic related
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>tired of gengu - pick winston
>tired of winston - pick reaper
>tired of reaper - pick dva
>tired of dva - pick zarya
>tired of zarya - pick ?
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>>183867153
Gee, I bet your "brother" cheated.
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>>183853147
*turns up volume*
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>>183867461
no mostly I was yelling nigger and throwing games for the past month. got hit with a 24hr suspension
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>>183867697
So what exactly do you consider unallowed?
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>>183865850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5sYlZ2L5Pg
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>>183867786
they could have asked me to stop doing it instead of banning me for 24hrs
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>>183867697
>Act like a faggot
>Woooooooooooooow im banned??
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>>183867982
>they could have asked me to stop doing
Yea, right, by Kaplan's personal letter.
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why are people jumping off cliffs right next to the defense spawn
am i missing some kind of meme here
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>>183867836
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>>183867341
Reaper again
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>>183860769
Oh yeah, the Winston shield thing is kind of a big deal. Completely forgot about that.
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>>183868037
>>183868093
an email with a warning at least. also some light bants and not playing my best shouldnt be grounds for a ban.
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>>183867153
>>183867697
>no, I DON'T want to read the fucking rules, nerds
>wtf, why no one told me that I'm doing something wrong?
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>>183868363
>an email with a warning
I'm pretty sure there's is something in EULA that considers shitter behavior.
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>>183868363
>screaming nigger and throwing games is light bants and not playing your best

How fucking out of touch are you?
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>>183866152
I'm having fun in DOOM even if my team gets completely smashed, probably because everyone plays the same outside of weapon choice
Oh and no ranked points to lose because a faggot decided to practice his Widowmeme or go attack Torb because we lost the first round also help a lot I suppose.
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>>183867341
gengu again and start the cycle anew.
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>>183868363
>hey anon, you better stop cheating
>hey anon, you better stop trying to get lower in ranks
>hey anon, you better stop acting like a cunt
Read this >>183855641
Can't wait for more sweet tears to come in coming days.
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>>183868574
they could still send a warning
>>183868617
it's light bants considering the context (a fps game)
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>>183868980
>it's light bants considering the context (a fps game

It nowhere even fucking close to light bants.
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>>183855641
>As console players ourselves, we know it’s been frustrating to not have this functionality on your platform.
Uh, no? That's been the one advantage of being on console, actually, is that I don't have to worry about getting reported for stupid bullshit. Maybe I should just stick to AI matches if this is what it's coming to.
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>>183869120
okay thats your opinion and mine is different
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>>183868641
Stay enraged brother. I wish there was a /dg/ we could exchange our favored ways of ripping and tearing.

Combat Shotty is bae. Those 50 dmg meatshots are sex.
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>>183868168
Is it skirmish?
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>>183855653
>Haven't heard anyone mention medals unironically in-game in a long time.
I think it might have to do with shitters claiming they had this high damage but ever since it shifted to "total hero damage" instead of "total damage" shitters can't say shit.
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>hearthstone gets a card pack overhaul just like overwatch got a loot box overhaul
>no more duplicate legendaries
>bad luck protection system
>in return they make legendary drops alot less common outside of the protection system and they are also flooding the loot table with GARBAGE legendaries that are useless

Who wanna bet that overwatch gonna copy them and do some dumbshit like legendary sprays to just clog up the system they claimed to have "fixed"
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>>183869265
There are dosens threads on the forums and Reddit popping up every week about report system on consoles, yet, gee, I guess Jeff forgot to call you and ask you personaly what do you have to say about this matter.
>>183869313
Seems like it's not just his opinion but Blizzard's as well, my dead salt mine.
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>>183853739
But I'm Winston
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>>183869552
Why are you getting snarky? Surely I'm not the only one who prefers things the way they are.
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>>183869496
no
the game starts and they jump off
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>>183869552
well if they think im going to stop they are wrong. point me to where it says I cant use the word nigger
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>>183855594
>>183855726
>>183855829
This is an urban legend that's been around since beta, it's been debunked over and over, just let it go that the lore isn't that cool
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>People claiming to actually want triple tank back
Am I being rused
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>>183869672
The part where it says you can't use offensive language or derogatory terms.
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>>183868681
>>183868363
>>183867153
LMFAO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS KID MANAGE TO GET BANNED? IVE SEEN THE SAME RETARDS FOR MONTHS IN THE PLAT/GOLD/SILVER RANGE WHO FUCKING THROW GAMES LEFT AND RIGHT AND AFK ON A REGULAR BASIS AND THEY STILL HAVENT BEEN BANNED
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>>183867072
>A team that has to "kill everything" in training yet still suffers the casualties it does means that they're green

Nice headcanon. That wasn't their first mission numb nuts.
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>>183869807
They can't handle the speed.
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>>183869838
its just the word nigger
>>183869882
thats what im saying, im not even the worst at this. I should have received a warning thats it
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>>183869939
i feel the need
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>>183869981
Most people tend to find that word offensive and derogatory, anon.
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>>183869672
Blizzard may change, modify, suspend, or discontinue any aspect of Battle.net, Battle.net Client, Accounts or the Games at any time, including removing items, or revising the effectiveness of items in an effort to balance a Game. Blizzard may also impose limits on certain features or restrict your access to parts or all of Battle.net, Battle.net Client, Accounts or the Games without notice or liability.

You further represent and warrant that you will not use or contribute User Content that is unlawful, tortious, defamatory, obscene, invasive of the privacy of another person, threatening, harassing, abusive, hateful, racist or otherwise objectionable or inappropriate. Blizzard may remove any User Content and any related content or elements from Battle.net at its sole discretion.

Read "content" as anything you create within the game, including you messages.
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How do you guys still enjoy this shit?

qm is a fuckfest of retards, comp is even worse I honestly don't know how.
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>>183869981
Naw you deserved it.
Now go back to getting banned from tf2 servers for spouting the N word
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>>183870059
do you think they record voice chat? im guessing this was because I TYPED nigger, not saying it. anyway I've never seen that message anywhere.

>>183870032
why should it be my problem what other people find offensive?
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>>183870332
>why should it be my problem what other people find offensive?
Because they're the ones who are taking offense and reporting you. Why is this a difficult concept for you to understand?
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>>183870332
Are you five?
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>>183870332
>"WAHH I TYPED A WORD THAT IS KNOWN TO AUTO TRIGGER A BAN IN ONLINE GAMES AND I GOT BANNED FOR IT"
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>>183870383
>>183870426
>>183870452
Is he feigning stupidity or is he actually this stupid
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758356169

On the topic of idiots getting banned.

>“Play nice; play fair” is one of Blizzard's core values. It’s something we took to heart in creating Overwatch and remains a priority as we continue to support the game and our players. This not only applies to the new content we develop and the balance changes we make, but also to the features we add or improve upon over time.

>We believe that our in-game reporting and player penalty system is one of our most important features, and it’s something we want to invest in significantly over the next year. To this end, effective immediately, we will be issuing increased penalties to players in response to verified reports of bad behavior. In Overwatch, that means anything from abusive chat, harassment, in-game spam, match inactivity (being intentionally AFK), and griefing. If you see someone engaging in any of these types of behaviors, report them. Players in violation will be silenced, suspended, or even banned from the game as a result.

>We know that making Overwatch a truly welcoming environment is an ongoing process, and this is only the first step. Over the next several months, we have plans to make additional improvements based on your feedback, including scaling competitive season bans, a notification system that will alert you when a player you’ve reported is actioned, and functionality that will allow us to more aggressively penalize players who attempt to abuse the in-game reporting tool.

>We also remain committed to bringing a reporting system to PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. As console players ourselves, we know it’s been frustrating to not have this functionality on your platform. We are actively working on the feature and have many elements of undergoing internal testing right now. Our goal is to implement similar reporting options as are currently available on PC, and any improvements made to PC between now and when it’s available.
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>>183869987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
Can't stop, won't stop.
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>>183870612
nah son, this is a speed song

https://youtu.be/QoYS9bEvW5A
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>Playing some comp
>In silver, been stuck in ELO hell for a while
>Decide to play D.va for a while since I haven't touched her in a while in favor of Mercy and Zarya
>Doing good, getting gold medals left and right
>My teammates are kind of trash though, die every two seconds, leaving me to defend the point with maybe like one other person
>Manage to get the score to 2:2
>OVERTIME
>Watch their team get fucking shredded, just want that yellow bar to drain but some fucker has to come and contest
>Meanwhile it's just me and Bastion
>Teammates nowhere to be found
>Junkrat kills the mech, then me
>Lose
The "carry the team" meme is real isn't it? The only comfort that I can get from this is that I only lost 18 SR.
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>2 days until the patch
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>>183870512
Im guessing he is stupid considering he even rages that hard at a video game and lacks that much self control.

Hell my fucking 10 year old nephew set up a minecraft server with their friends and they figured out how to set up auto chatmute features
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>>183870521
I'm still not looking forward to a PS4/Xbone reporting system. If it's some dumbass getting shut down because he's screaming in the voice chat and calling his teammates faggots, sure. What I'm worried about is shit like
>I'm reporting you because you picked a character I don't like so that means you're throwing
>I'm reporting you because I'm a Hanzo main and you refused to play around my pick and mine alone
>I'm reporting you because you're playing a healer and you didn't heal ME exclusively
>I'm reporting you because you died
>I'm reporting you because we lost and you're the scapegoat
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>>183870383
again why does it end up being my problem what another person finds offensive? what if I for whatever reason found your post right now offensive, reported it and got it deleted. you would think that's bullshit right? if you don't want to see my messages in a game, block and/or mute me.
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>>183870332
Pal, are you mental?
No, they did not recorded your voice, they've got too many players, they can't store this shit it will cost bonkers for nothing.
They might record your text messages, but idk Blizzard's policy about that. I know that LoL does it.
This was because you got fucking reported many times for one reason -
"abusive chat", with added "racist". System is being alarmed by those and might check your chatlog SHAZAM you are being suspended. Now your acc is flagged, gratz on that.
Shortly, people decide that you acting like a cunt and tell Blizzard on you.
>why should it be my problem what other people find offensive?
Try spreading CP on Blizz's forums and then, while getting banned, scream same words.
Go to the hospital to treat you mental condition, son.
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>>183870773
Yeah, I was just about to make an elaborate greentext of all the ways someone could abuse this shit.
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>>183870817
golly by your logic there just shouldn't be any rule system in place
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>>183870817
I'm not calling anyone a nigger, though.

>>183870843
It's just going to be the same assmad shit as it is on PC, except possibly even worse because consoles are populated by reactionary twelve year olds who think you're the devil for not carrying them through absolutely everything. I don't like it.
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>>183870817
This isnt just calling someone bad at a game and to uninstall you dumbshit.

This is typing a word that sets off a automated flag that bans you when triggered.

Even fucking kids games like club penguin would just auto ban you if you typed in words that were on their no-no list.

>>183870773
problem is reports for people trolling/griefing dont go anywhere on pc. But once it his console they way people are in this game itll quickly go the way of the Xbox overwatch players where their entire fucking account gets flagged for low priority because blizzard doesnt actually check the reports
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>>183870823
>No, they did not recorded your voice, they've got too many players, they can't store this shit it will cost bonkers for nothing.

so basically don't type anything, use voice chat. It makes sense, I got a new mic anyway.

>>183870990
rule system for certain things sure, but no police for things you say. if you find what I said offensive, that should be your problem and not mine. I don't know why you have such trouble with that concept
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>>183871080
>problem is reports for people trolling/griefing dont go anywhere on pc
They just changed it.
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>>183871172
>so basically don't type anything, use voice chat
Either you are a bait or you like 15.
>Shortly, people decide that you acting like a cunt and tell Blizzard on you.
>Shortly, people decide that you acting like a cunt and tell Blizzard on you.
This is automated system, you retard.
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>>183871181
when was that changed?

>>183871172
yes police for things you say because its a fucking online game and you could possibly and most likely are telling that 10 year old kid to "go kill yourself you useless faggot"

You have zero fucking self control and you sound like the type of guy who regularly gets into bar fights
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>>183871316
don't udnersntad why I'm the retard because other people get offended by something I say.
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>>183871374
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20758356169
>effective immediately
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>>183871409
Again,
>Try spreading CP on Blizz's forums and then, while getting banned, scream same words.
Go away now, bait, you do not amuse me anymore.
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>>183871316
>run a gmod server that pays for itself and generates some side cash for me
>let the little kids that regular on the server be mod because they think they are cool and stuff
>they actually moderate it well and server retains alot of regular players
>when you join the server you are prompted with the server rules that you need to accept before playing
>have a log with all the bans
>most common ban from the server is some coming in and screaming the N word over the
mic/chat

yes this guy is 15 and shouldnt even be on 4chan

>>183871459
>post was 10 hours ago
>calls me a slowpoke

well golly gee gosh ive spent my whole day being pissed off about blizzard releasing more shitty cards in hearthstone
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>>183871641
This was posted twice in this thread already, recent one is 23 minutes ago.
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What's with all these pussy players that don't push?

And why the new penalty for people who quit early. So if I leave a game because 1-3 teammates are standing around, I get punished because I don't want to deal with that shit. Fucking brilliant.
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>enemy team has 2-2-2 comp
>we have 5 dps and me healing
>our hanzo complains about tryhards in QP
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>>183871409
I know that's how it works in your silly basement dweller and/or underage brain but please try to comprehend that there's a world out there beyond 4chan
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Fotosketcher is really fun
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>>183871816
Seeing your health go from full to critical is enough to scare people from actually pushing, especially if its on one of those capture the point maps were the enemy team just needs to sit on the point.
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>play dva
>hold right mouse button whenever my teammates jump in
>hold right mouse button whenever someone attacks our healers
>win

this game has gotten so fucking boring
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>>183873126
>be winston
>jump on dps with dva
>clean up healers and tanks
>hit mid GM

Peanut butter?
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>>183855625
bad wins are the worst
you wanna throw but somehow keep yourself from it and are still tilted as fuck even though you win
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>>183873294
>Be Mercy
>exist
>hit GM
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Can we ship Sombra x Tracer more?
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>>183873550
That's not entirely fair, you have to press Q sometimes
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>>183873550
>Be junkrat
>exist
>hit bronze
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i wish blizzard would just wipe the slate clean and revert every single buff/nerf in the game back its vanilla state

shit even bring back no limits
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>>183872741
You still have to do something other than hold your position. Literally watched a match where the enemy team wàs standing on the point doing nothing while 2 of my teammates where standing outside it waiting for them to come out.
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>monthly heroes never
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>>183873629
Go to /u/ if you want a support group pretty good one though
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>silenced for over a year

are normies really that offended by nigger?
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>>183873982
Why the fuck would anyone want that? It's not a moba
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>>183874021
Can you leave already? Nobody cares.
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>>183874021
welcome to the modern era of society where you are allowed to say newspeak
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>>183874021
>>silenced for over a year
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>>183874081
Cause the game is stale as shit with this 'hero every 5 months' business
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>>183874127
Calm down and go back to /pol/ Ahkmed
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>>183873813
Vanilla Overwatch + the new heroes

Hook 1.0 wasn't really that bad
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>>183873813
>wanting mercy res every fight
>wanting damage boosted fth one shotting most tanks
>wanting worthless zen
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>>183873982
I swear you morons have absolutely no grasp of reality. All it is is ME ME ME with you clowns.
not only do they need the same amount of polish as all of the existing heroes, but with each subsequent release it's just going to get harder and harder to balance them out with the rest of the cast and maps
>b-but HOTS gets a new hero every month!
HOTS is also a shitty moba, the shittiest moba in fact, where the game balance actually doesn't matter because everything is even more homogenized than LoL
>b-b-but Rainbow 6!
Have you seen R6 maps? Have you seen R6 gameplay? Do you realize how infinitely easier it is to fit in new characters to that game?
Go play a better video game for fuck's sake
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>>183874021
>break EULA
>wooooooooooooooow how was I supposed to know that??
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>>183874397
Jeff from the Overwatch team I love you but please calm down
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>>183874397
That's cool but OW prints money and it shouldn't take as long as it does to push new heroes out.
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>>183874081
God, I want to impregnate Pharah so badly.
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>>183874598
money doesn't suddenly make things go faster
see: Valve
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>>183874397
t. Blizzard Shekelstein
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>>183874195
it's a hero every 3 months, let's not bullshit ourselves

that is enough time for people to get accustomed to it

>>183874625
get in line
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>>183874682
t. illiterate ape
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>mystery heroes
>enemy has at least one healer ALL match long
>I mean it, personally killed two lucios, two anas and zen
>we suck dicks with hanzos and junkrats
>still hold last point
>I failed to kill mercy surrounded by three bastions in their last push
>finally spawn as zen
>defeat screen
Man this mode would be so much better with come pseudo random.
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Hana is dead you guys
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How can I play so perfectly and politely that no one would even think of reporting me?
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>>183874698
It's actually 4.

Ana - July 12
Sombra - Nov 8
Orisa - March 2
Doomfist - July 6
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>>183874598
Blizz never does anything fast, and overwatch has rather small team.
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>>183874878
You can't. No matter what you do or say, someone somewhere is going to be offended by you.
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so how the fuck do we save Overwatch?
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>>183874874
DELETE THIS
or post more
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>>183874940
Faster hero and map release schedule
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>>183874940
make every hero 10% faster
make ult charge 25% slower
reduce all healing by 30%
remove mercy
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>>183874910
I stand corrected
it's a bit long, 3 months would have been a sweet spot I think but still, I won't put the blame of the current state on the heroes

faster updates and maps should be top priority imo
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>>183874940
There's no hope
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>>183874940
>new map and/or gamemode every month
>map editor
>more options for the custom games (shit like custom objectives, more or less than two teams, etc...)
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>>183874940
>SC2
>WoW
>Diablo3
>HotS
Now even hearthstone is declining
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>queue for comp
>team communicates and is friendly
>people make reasonable picks
>everything promising so far
>someone on the enemy team leaves and the match is cancelled
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>>183874940
You can't, the retards at Blizzard are too focused on shitter opinions to release fixes and content in a more timely manner. Not to mention that the last three heroes have been subpar and incredibly niche additions to the roster.
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Is it wrong to think that, canonically, they had a bad sex life? it just seems more in character honestly.
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>healing a reaper
>he is running into a symmetra's turret nest
>''oh cool, I'll just heal him trough it, he will get rid of the turrets and I'll get ult charge from healing''
>runs in
>takes damage for a sec, which I am outhealing
>gets scared by symmetra and gets out of the room with shift
>leaves me to die
>says ''WHY DID YOU GO IN THERE YOU IDIOT!!!'' over mic
>DEFEAT
I fucking hate this game
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>>183874874
Damn look at dem tiddies
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>>183868363
>screaming slurs
>light bants

go outside and get a job
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>diamond
>get put with a 5 stack
>1 reinhardt, 4 dps
>not in vc
>they tell me to go healer in text
>lock in widowmaker
>spend the whole game whining in all chat and saying to report me
Why do people do this?
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How are Blizz gonna push OW as an esport when every match is basically a mirror match? That's not fun to watch all the time.

Also, we should be able to spectate pro games in-game like CSGO.
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>get facerolled on defence
>everyone gives up, plays whatever the fuck they want on attack
>steam roll the enemy
>win
naisu
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>>183876069
This is why people hate fags.
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>>183876507
That's some needless hate you have there.
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>>183876684
Hate for obnoxious faggots is always needed.
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>>183876115
>>healing a reaper
>>he is running into a symmetra's turret nest

>walk past choke
>car wash on the right
>shield it off
>I need the mini guns down
>I need the mini guns down
>3 on team runs past
>I need the mini guns down
>no one shoots the mini guns

I swear Overwatch has exposed that the bulk of FPS gamers are fucking retarded now. 6v6 and there is no where to hide your drooling potato like lack of core FPS fundamentals.

Look I get having bad aim or sucking ass with a certain hero. That's fine, you can really like FPS games and still suck at the nerd side of it. Just like a golfer with a bad swing, that's 100% ok. What is not OK is being so fucking stupid you drive the golf cart into the water hazard or tee off in the wrong random direction all the time. That's the level of tard we see in Overwatch now.
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>>183876376
south korea is not playing dive in the world cup
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>>183876770
But aren't you the obnoxious one?
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>>183875816
>next team has a guy with "toxic" in his name that is immediately disruptive in voice comms
Make it stop.
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>>183875586
>map editor
Can we stop with this meme? I don't want to dig through 99% shit to reach 1 good map
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>>183876851
I'm not the only posting gay shit so people pay attention to me.
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>Blizzard impliment new ban system
>Known thrower gets his first ban within hours of implementation
>Leddit screeching and shitting themselves that the first ban is only 24 hours

What the fuck is wrong with these retards?
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>>183876990
>I'm not the only posting gay shit so people pay attention to me.

What?
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>>183874858
Randomised group, not hero would make it so much better
Instead of random hero, you are randomly switched to another class of hero. Means you're much less likely to get dumb stacks with 0 supports or 0 dps.
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>>183877078
Obviously meant one, not only, you stupid faggot.
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>>183876948
>I don't want to dig through 99% shit to reach 1 good map
Then don't play custom games until the community has figured out which maps are good and which are garbage, you lazy bum.
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>>183877151
I wasn't referring to that.

>makes a typo and calls me a stupid faggot
wew
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>>183877351
Then what are you referring to?

>makes a typo and calls me a stupid faggot
Yes, you can make a typo and still be smarter than an obnoxious fag.
>>
How fucking long did it take blizzard to address the mountains of fucking posts about reports doing nothing?
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>>183877493
About a year, but the problem has become this bad only this season so they couldn't ignore it any longer.
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>play on my smurf for 2 weeks
>decay from 3700-3000
>basically get to play my smurf but with golden guns
i love it
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>>183877456
>claims to be smarter
>doesn't understand what I'm referring to

It's obvious, no one posts gay shit for attention. What does that even mean? Do I want someone to reply with "Good job sweetie!" or to humor me like the ooga booga posters? No, it either strikes up a conversation or it doesn't. I just like to post new art I find. Not all of it gay. Like pic related.
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What the fuck is with the release of doomfist?
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>>183877631
>smurfing
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This is actually the worst season on competitive.

I don't even care about dive meta since three of them are my most played, but it's actually driving people crazy in comp

>girl says "hi" on voice chat, someone instantly trying to insult them, even if they aren't playing Mercy

>2CP maps are just a gamble of which team starts throwing first

>people instantly tilting the second someone leaves spawn as a character that doesn't work with dive. saw a soldier bitching tonight in all-chat because a teammate played Symmetra on Eichenwalde defense.

and these aren't just a few games, this has been almost every single match this month.
>>
Is there confirmation that summer games is next week?
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>>183877856
no, but I'd like to think we're going to find out when it is by this week
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>>183877828
>This is actually the worst season on competitive.
>described every previous one
>>
Dva's defense matrix should also eat any player that gets in it. It only makes sense. She eats rockets and black holes. Any player caught in it should evaporate instantly.
Sounds crazy, but you can nerf something else. You can give her weapons minus 1 damage.
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>>183877770
It should be when the Arcade loot shit resets.
I think they always release new stuff when the arcade resets so they can have an arcade game mode ready for people to test stuff.
>>
Apparently the new report system is completely automated. You get enough reports, you get banned, and support has no way to unban you or to verify the ban was justified other than chat logs.

Personally I can't wait for the the shitstorm when someone like Seagull or TimTheFatMan gets banned.
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>>183877667
>no one posts gay shit for attention
Yet another reason why people hate faggots. They don't even realize why they do what they do.
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>>183878076
Just another reason to put these ''people'' out of their mentally ill misery.
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>>183877828
>People are acting like shitheads
>... the stress of playing Dive is the problem!
Are you retarded.
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>guy gets so blasted over voice you can hear him shaking
FUCK THIS GAME
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>>183877828
It's because this season's in summer. All the kids are acting out because they have nothing else to do.
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>>183878052
in the same post talking about the new report system they mentioned 'functionality that allows aggressive penalizing of players who abuse the reporting tools'
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>>183878076
Maybe you don't realize why you do what you do.
Maybe you're only hating faggots because you are a faggot.
Don't worry, you just don't realize why you do what you do.
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>>183878215
I stutter a little but I still try to communicate and call out as concisely as possible.

No one has called me a sperg yet but I know they think it.
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>>183878273
the people who get reported still get banned so it doesn't change shit

also if they have no way to verify reports they won't be able to punish people for report abuse unless it's again automated and you get auto banned if you report too much
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>>183878076
>They don't even realize why they do what they do.
>so self centered he thinks he's entitled to what other people feel

In fact, that kind of describes the issue with the player base at whole, doesn't it?
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>>183878363
no, he was in autistic mode abusing the healers. stuttering normally is cute.
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>>183878287
>Maybe you're only hating faggots because you are a faggot.
The age old "y-you only hate fags because you secretly want to suck cock"
Typical fag response.

>>183878382
>so self centered he thinks he's entitled to what other people feel
Not really, faggots are just easy to read because of their mental illness.
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Does early morning have the highest concentration of shitters in comp? I managed to fix my SR to a decent degree in about an hour.
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>>183878584
morning streams made seagull take a break from OW
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>>183878525
>The age old "y-you only hate fags because you secretly want to suck cock"
>Typical fag response.
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the dick you're sucking.
Can you please stop not realizing you're sucking dick, it's embarrassing.
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>>183878076
Stop being so mentally ill and triggered
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>>183878973
The only mentally ill and triggered "person" here is the fag.
>>183878871
Case in point.
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>Play 6v6 elimination for loot boxes
>Join game in progress
>0-2
>Team scatters in 5 different directions as soon as the round starts
>All of them spamming for healing
>This happens 9 games in a row
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just watching the SK vs Kongdoo Uncia game

so is it legit new meta or is SK just playing 4D chess and picking an off meta strat to dumpster weaker teams so that they can just play dive when other WC teams adopt it?
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>>183879086
its smart but it relies entirely on keeping rein alive and keeping the enemy team at distance so you win the poke war

uncia got shook, they even tried to mirror on nepal

i think better teams could find holes in it especially if they play this in the group stages

i hope it works though
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> Sombra in total mayhem
wtf im having fun
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>>183879086
So many people are going to get sucked into the "it's a deathball" meme and do super shitty, and everyone's going to say it sucks.
It works, but it requires way more coordination than is possible among the regular playerbase since your team essentially needs to become a single organism, moving and acting in unison with no delay.
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>>183879276
I personally wonder how teams who don't have literally the best zarya in the world could pull it off
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>>183870773
How else are you supposed to deal with throwers and smurfs?

The reporting system ultimately means nothing because it'll never be able to stop someone from purposefully fucking over your team to lose for trolling/lowering SR, unless you can get people punished for poor teamwork to include bad comps and the like.
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>>183879476
>How else are you supposed to deal with throwers and smurfs?
So people who haven't done anything should be punished because some salty bitch is looking for someone to blame for his loss? How about we don't make throwing a bannable offense because it's guaranteed to get abused to high heaven?
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>>183879476
>>183879648
how about a multi-billion dollar company who just made an insanely successful game invests some of their returns into a working, human based report system instead of trying to automate it?
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>>183860690
i would if i could...
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>>183879086
It's been working for more than SK, a few teams in China have been running it.

It's very valid, and going to get more reliable with the quality of life changes Rein and Zarya are getting next patch (hopefully).

I just fear for when it catches on, this community seems to think the only time or way for a meta shift is for there to be sweeping changes to game balance. I really, really hope that this teaches them that if we use our fucking brains we'll see that Zarya can completely rape D.va, and has been able to for ages.
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http://cc.163.com/nexuscup
runaway vs miraculous youngers (who ran successful anti-dive comp recently)
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>2 matches with completely different teams
>2 matches where the healers don't heal and the dps can't seem to be able to aim at the enemy
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>>183879950
both playing dive right now
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>>183879985
>reinhardt/zarya/widow/reaper is dive
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>>183880068
it was dive for a second there
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>>183879648
Collateral damage but frankly if you're so shit people mistake you for a thrower/griefer/smurf you should start playing differently.
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>>183879648
>How about we don't make throwing a bannable offense
idiot
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>Mercy one man resses
>Lucio loses his shit and throws
I swear to fucking god what is wrong with these people
Why would you fucking throw AT ALL. There is no situation where it benefits anyone and you're not in the right place if you're in Competitive, the place for playing Competitively, and ever think "lol i just throw". It does nothing but piss off everyone else that is actually trying to win.

We weren't even doing that fucking badly and could have won had we not essentially been a man down.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Jesus christ, fuck off.
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Holy shit Roadhogs VA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tb3BOh-Nfc&feature=youtu.be
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>play 4 comp games of ow on my main
>meet friendly people in all of them
>ignore if we are winning or losing and just genuinely try to have fun with my team
>we win all 4
>get off
>realise i actually feel a lot worse then if i lost 4 games in a row while in super tryhard mode
Wow i think im actually done until they overhaul OW competitve mode or atleast until next week since new hero, but holy shit ive never felt so empty about this game before
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>>183880243
Most of my resses are probably for one person

that lucio would hate me
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>>183880283
He's a big guy.
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>>183880504
>had fun playing with people you like
>this is somehow bad

literally what's your damage?
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>>183880609
Gold get off hanzo noob dps
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>>183880554
>>183880554
>>183880554
>>183880554
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>Doomfist thinks that humanity evolves through confict
>Africa has been in perpetual conflict since forever
>Civil wars fucking everywhere
>Africans are the most unevolved people
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>>183881184
>humanity
>Africa
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>>183880283
i want too hug him.
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>down 3-4
>did mercy
>gold heals and obj time
>did DVA
>silver elims and damage, gold obj
>last round
>some asshole picked widow
I'm sorry but you deserve the loss and a 7 hour ban is worth it fuck WIDOW
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>>183881637
desu i'd fuck widow too for 7 hours
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This new report system is great.

>playing on my diamond smurf
>get put into a game with a bunch of faggots in a 5 stack
>they don't join vc
>none of them are playing healers, one of them picks reinhardt
>tell me in team text chat to go healer
>lock in hanzo
>Reinhardt says "swap off hanzo or I'm throwing"
>say I don't care
>we get rolled, have gold damage/elims over the 4 dps in the 5 stack though
>they all say they're reporting me
>tell enemy team to report me
>a couple hours later I get kicked mid-game
>check my email
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>shoot gun with mcree
>totally disoriented
>shoot with lucio
>gun model vibrating takes all of my attention
>playing Zen
>can't see shit from discord/harmony orb markers

WHY AM I SO BLIND I HAVE TO LITERALLY SQUINT SO I CAN FOCUS ON THE CROSSHAIR FUCK THIS SHIT IT'S NOT FAIR!
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>>183882021
too bad she's literally useless in comp and people still pick her unironically above gold fucking lel
fuck this game, it's full of trolls and greifers
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>>183881184
chimps aren't human though.
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>>183882171
Nice blog Mr. Smurf
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>>183874021
And nothing of value was lost - you knew the reaction you'd get before you said it, which is why you did. The faux intellectual posturing here about whether a simple word is inherently bad proves the point that you knew exactly what you were doing. Enjoy your ban - not for what you wrote, but for your psuedo-philosophical bullshit.
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>>183882171
good job fuckstick your literally worse than widow
fuck this game
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>>183880283
I want to get fucked both by Roadhog and his VA now.
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>all the mad shitters getting banned and coming to /owg/ to whine about it

Good fucking riddance.I'm glad Blizzar'd finally listening to reports. Hopefully it weeds out all the retards and I can finally play comp in peace.
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>>183882497
I did literally nothing wrong though, I just didn't play healslut for a shitty 4dps 5stack.
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>McCree is my favourite character
>Total shit at playing him

If I rewatch all the classic westerns will it help my aim?
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>>183882497
>I'm glad Blizzar'd finally listening to reports
They're literally doing the opposite though, it's a completely automated system with no human oversight now that automatically bans you if you're reported X number of times.
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>>183882640
You must be aware that Hanzo is instant throw tier
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>>183880283
>always leave yourself a back door...
>I'LL HOOK YOU THROUGH THE FRONT
What a swell guy. It's nice that he seems to like his work so much.
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>>183882640
But you just said that you were smurfing you dum dum
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>>183882171
>smurf shitter acts like a condesending cunt
>gets shat on by dev
>greentexts themselves out of the wrong
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going to main widowmaker and refer to her as niggermaker
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>be Zenyatta
>die instantly the very moment any team fight begins because everyone and their grandmother knows to dive Zenyatta first and his hitboxes are the size of a fucking barn

how do i zen
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>>183882893
In what way was I condescending. Literally the only thing I said the entire game was "I don't care" when someone else threatened to throw.

You think that's worse than queuing as a 4dps 5 stack and expecting the last guy to heal for you while not joining vc, then threatening to throw when he doesn't do what you want?
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>>183883030
You tell your team to protect you or else you're going torb.
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>>183883178
>smurfs
>tells people to report him

Hmm...?
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>>183882352
>5stack bullies him to heal
You're whats wrong with this game
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>>183882893
>>183882739
>>183882497
t.gold
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>>183883341
>I was banned
>How can I channel my rage?
>Ah, I'll call people Gold!
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>>183883263
Smurfing isn't against the rules, I made the account to play heroes I don't play on my main, I don't throw on it.

I also never told anyone to report me, no idea where you got that from. The reinhardt on my team said he'd throw if I don't swap and I told him I didn't care.
>>183883386
That poster wasn't me.
>>183883273
3+ stacks are absolute cancer, I wish this game just had a solo queue.
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I'm greifing as widowmaker in comp now and it is hilarious so much salt lmao
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Playing a hero you want to play should not be a ban offense.
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>>183883650
Doing Gods work Anon!

There is nothing better than spending hours in a online video game to make people mad that they write angry things in chat!
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>>183883341
>get criticised
>throw random ranks out as insult

laughingheroes.jpg
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>>183883386
>>183883839
Not even the same anon you were criticizing you're actually just gold babies. I guarantee you use the buzzword Toxic atleast 5 times a day
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>>183863223
This is cute as hell.
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>>183883979
Anon please
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>>183883523
>I also never told anyone to report me, no idea where you got that from.

>>183883523
>tell enemy team to report me


What is it, anon?
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>>183884140
The 5 stack told the enemy team to report me, are you actually retarded?
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seriously I'm gonna ruin widowmaker, no one is gonna play her when I'm done
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>>183883650
And just in time for the improve reporting system too.
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>>183884240
Fix your grammar, mate.

"They told the enemy" vs "tell enemy team to report me". Stop being retarded.
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>>183882497
My favorite is when they're like "why'd I get banned???" and it turns out they said nigger and stuff. How are people so fucking stupid
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>>183884416
I'm sorry the grammar of my greentext wasn't perfect enough for you, you'd figure someone as smart as you would have been able to figure it out from context.

Maybe you could have thought about it for more than a second instead of being in such a hurry to post your hilarious tumblr gif.

>>183884785
Didn't say nigger, don't even use comms on that account for the most part. Literally all I said all game was "I don't care" when someone else threatened to throw.
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>playing Sym
>decide to be cheeky
>place teleporter over cliff
>people fall for it and continue to do so
>"everyone report sym for griefing"
>"fuck off reported"
>"thanks for costing us game"
Why the fuck cant people take a bit of banter?
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>>183885117
>I threw the game
>wtf people are mad at me for throwing the game

I don't understand what you don't understand.
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I've never played a comp match. Should I try it? I'm by no means the best player but can be decent. However I think I only play so well cause I don't care about winning. Which does lead to losses cause I won't do the most optimal plays. I don't even know the dive meta. I assume it's jumping in and focusing on a selected target.
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>>183883726
Yes it should, now pick Mercy or else i'm reporting your ass
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>>183885210
But it wasn't throwing, it was just a bit of fun like ice walling
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>>183885117
>australians
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>yet another update to the report system

fucking hell mates where will it end
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>>183885117
That scenario is the example they use for griefing
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>>183885117
>>183885381
0/10
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>report enemy team
>someone gets banned
>easy win
This system is busted
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>>183885117
Teleporter by the cliff is old news. If you really want to grief your team, pick Junkrat and always throw your mines into the reflecting Genji.
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>>183885216
>I don't care about winning
No. Don't bother. I enjoy playing to win, so I enjoy competitive. Fortunately, even if you do decide to play you'll only be silver or gold and be playing with shitters either with the same mindset, or literal children.
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>>183885216
I wouldn't worry about trying to play dive, most people at lower ranks either don't try to dive, or do, and can't do it peoperly
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>>183885220
>pick mercy or we'll report you
>put on this dress or you're throwing
>not letting us spitroast you is a bannable offense
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>>183885435
t. bronz
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>>183885509
People in lower ranks also can't fucking deal with a winston so he's an easy pick at that level.

t. silver to masters Winston main
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>>183878203
No dude, I don't literally think dive meta, which isn't actually played correctly at any elo below GM, is the reason people in my games were toxic.
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>>183885117
>walk up to random people in the street and hit them in the face
>why can't you take some banter, lol?!
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>>183885529
>tfw this happened to me before
I had to put on my best sissy voice for it too
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>>183885464
excuse me what

is it that bad?

Well shit guess i dont need to reinstall
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>>183885642
>comparing pushing people you know off a cliff to their deaths with hitting a stranger
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>Level 700 d.va main says "fuck this team" after a qp loss
>report them
Enjoy your b& :')
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>>183885586
I'm doing exactly this, was silver, now at gold, hopefully plat soon
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>>183885464
I don't think the bans are THAT fast.
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>>183885575
t. shit
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>>183885603
Dive is played correctly in every diamond and masters game I've played.

Speed boost coordinated, tracer + Genji led dives backed up by winston and Dva. The only real tossups are the second support (Mercy more at lower SR, Zen at higher SR) or Genji Rarely being replaced with soldier.

This is every fucking game.
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A MOLTEN CORE TORB IS RUNNING AT YOU WITH HIS HAMMER OUT

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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Time to start reporting everyone who is mean to me, soon the game will just be me and all the other autistic who refuse to speak
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They should ban throwers, not people who use salty language.
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>>183886081
Doong gods work anon, we'll be the majority soon
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>>183886053
charge then pin. distract him and keep him away from the rest of my team until his core has worn off. after that just go crazy on him with me hammer.
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>>183885494
You must be one of those tryhard faggots who thinks he's better than he actually is.
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>>183881184
First, blacks aren't humans
Second, to grow a plant you got to have both the seed, and the water. War is water in this context, but niggas had no culture or military complex to begin with, so they had no seeds.
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>>183886053
do a 360 and walk away
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does placing in comp for the current season affect the type of shit you get paired with in QP?
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>>183886370
Nigga a molten core torb ould eat rein for breakfast

He can kill rein in what, three, four hits?
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>>183886053
Discord headshots. The fucker falls pretty fast actually.
I started to see rage Winstons and molten core Torbs getting killed pretty often recently.
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>>183886605
No QP has its own hidden ranking
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>>183886612
>running at you with his hammer out.
i guess i'm just assuming that this torb is throwing and not using his gun.
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>Gold elims, gold damage, gold objective time as attack Torb
>Winning with play of the game stalling half the enemy team alone with Molten Core
Hardwork pays off!
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>>183886798

Mei without glasses in the game is weird looking
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>tfw get mass reported by my team because a dps sperged out so hard and blamed the healers, aka me, for our loss
i'll just have to wait and see how this new report system works
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>>183886427
>Enjoying winning in competitive makes you a tryhard
I don't even think I'm that good but I'm consistently masters/gm. My Genji/Hanzo main smurf is even sitting at 3700. I also have a muscle issue in my hand which makes me very inconsistent with hitscan, but I never use that as an excuse since this game barely requires aim. I would consider myself above average but having spectated gold/plat games, I realize I shouldn't be so modest. I am good, I enjoy winning, and you being upset doesn't change that.
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>>183886949
Im going to find you and im going to check "prefer this player" on you and everytime i get matched back with you imma report you
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>>183886427
>he doesn't play comp to win

Wait a minute...
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>QP somehow got worse just as S5 got worse
>backfill hitscanners and 0 tanks being picked
>impossible to play in ideal circumstances alone now

really makes you think
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>>183876115
>be Tracer
>retreat, half health, recall on CD
>Monkey jumps on me
>take out half his HP
>our Genji appears
>"genji help me kill this winston"
>he runs right passed him
>I die
There are few things that make me as mad as that.
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>>183886053
Move out the way so he can repair his turret
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>>183887140
The only viable tanks are boring as fuck to play. No one wants to play them for fun.
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>>183887347

I enjoy playing Winston and think he's fun.
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>>183887347
>rein main
>they busted and bugged his ass and keep taking forever to fix it
>people somehow still think this was unintentional and not blizz forcing rein out of meta
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>>183887387
He can be fun when you stomp shitter genji/widows who refuse to switch and single handedly carry your passive faggy team without them realizing it, but it gets old after a while.
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>>183887298
>our Dva dives into ennemy
>crosses ennemy dva who is diving on me(support), I think they even touched each other
>proceeds to ignore her killing me, and tries to gun down 76 sprinting away.

If I don't look at it, it isn't happening, right?
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>>183887387
What you think is fun is incorrect.
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>>183887751

But I only really enjoy playing Winston and Widowmaker.

>>183887520

Everything in this game gets old more or less.
>>
Somebody really needs to raise the skill floor on this game
>>
hey guys i'm here now
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>>183887020
Yep. You sure are real full of yourself.
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Fuck. About two weeks ago, a grill came to my place, and we played OW together.
So to kind of shelter her from the unspeakable horrors of voice chat, I turned it's volume all the way down.
Those two weeks - best time playing OW, nobody is yelling at me or someone else, nobody says stupid shit like "We need junkrat" on Hollywood 1-st, it's awesome.
And then I finally realised that all this time fucking voice chat was muted.
Life is pain.
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>>183888229
welcome
now get the fuck out
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>>183888425
>mutes voice chat
>has a really good time
>realizes that voice chat was muted all along
>life is pain

so why don't you just enjoy the fact that the game is a lot more fun if you turn off voice?
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>>183888229
*blocks your path.*
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>>183888425
>turning on voicechat
>EVER
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>>183885117
>>
What exactly is the appeal of throwing? Trolls seemingly don't much out of it and if the team is competent enough, can still manage to win. The effort you have to put into throwing effectively to guarantee a loss looks like it outweighs the enjoyment you would get from it.
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>>183888556
I dunno, somehow my belief in humanity still holds.
Every now and then a really good match pops up, when the enemy is actually trying to win, and teammates are nice, and nobody is saying dumb shit.
I think it's worth it
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>>183888582
people rarely say anything useful, playing without voice chat helps you not to tilt
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>>183888764
i throw out of a sense of indifference and feeling like the game is meaningless
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Each girl's response for being asked for anal

>Ana: You're on!
>D.va: But I poop from there!
>Mei: No way!
>Mercy: Ah, an easy task!
>Orisa: ... proceed with caution
>Pharah: Show me what you got!
>Sombra: Fuck you!
>Sym: I shall you show my path, to bliss
>Tracer: But I...
>Widow: ! *punched*
>Zarya: bend over, suka
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>>183878273
how do you tell a false report from a genuine one? that's right, you don't, there's no difference

if I say "refuses to cooperate with team, toxic" how do you prove me wrong? you can't
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>>183888764
Listening to people rage is funny.

Also, not really. Winning a 5v6 barely happens outside of the lower ranks and winning a 5v6 where one player staggers your team with mei walls, feeds with roadhog, teleports you to the other side of the map as symmetra, or steals an important character like mercy is virtually impossible.
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>>183889121
what the fuck is the point of posts like this

why do people think a general thread for a video game is the place to let out their deranged sexual fantasies

nobody cares

go home
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>>183885952
they're automatic with manual review

which is beyond retarded, because this is going to get so much abuse

They say they'll punish repeated reporters but all it takes is enough reporters to make 1 report against one player and that one player is banned.
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>>183889134
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>>183889121
Muh dixk
Do one based on scat or feet next
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>>183889325

OK but how? How will they verify it?
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>>183889264
>steals an important character like mercy
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>>183889325
>Austin gets called out
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>>183889390
400 000 poo in loos will be reading chat logs 24/7
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>>183889390
i guess the servers record chat logs atleast so maybe they look into those

then again when i throw games i'm always polite in chat and it's the people getting mad at me who are calling me a faggot nigger and telling me to kill myself and then i report them. would be funny if the people that get mad at my throwing get punished and not me. i can see it happening lol.
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>>183889121
>>D.va: But I poop from there!
>D.va not a slut
Stopped reading right there.
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>>183889390
They won't, lol. Do you not know blizzard? They are masters of talking "Inspiring" words and not delivering on them later
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>>183889451
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>>183889451
sym mains BTFO'd
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>>183889121
d.va is a complete slut. she'd take it anywhere and mei is generous. she'd do it if you asked nicely.
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>>183889536
>>183889630
Of course, she is, but she can't let others know
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>>183889527
Lowkey throwing is going to be so hard to detect even by looking at stats/chat logs

>Intentionally shooting zarya bubbles
>doing huge amounts of self-heal as hog
>intentionally whiffing hookshots
>damaging tanks then retreating to feed healer ults
>making sure you die when you get nano'd/die out of range of res
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We need an online multiplayer version of Goofus and Gallant because nobody fucking knows what

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sportsmanship

This means

Poor conduct online is shameful and it's so deeply ingrained people have begun to think it's a normal part of the culture.
>>
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754946769

Is he right?
>>
they should release a skin for roadhog where he's wearing a guy falks mask.
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>>183889749
>Goofus types ggez whenever his team wins a round.
>Gallant compliments his opponent or gives a helpful tip.
>When losing, Goofus switches to widowmaker and insults his team.
>when losing, Gallant reasseses his stategy and switches to whatever would assist his team.
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>>183889121
>but I poop from there!
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>>183888348
Not my fault the average player is shit. But it is my fault that I improve and play at a high rank. Maybe if you enjoyed competition a little more, you could improve too.
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>>183889121

>Implying Ana, a Muslim, would let you put it in her ass and not just find the entire idea haram
>D.Va not being a huge slut
>Mei not being a submissive loser who would do whatever someone told her to
>Pharah, haram, etc.
>Implying Sombra hasn't taken it up the ass thousands of times from her days as a female gang member(all they do is get fucked)
>Implying Sym would let you stick it in her ass when she is autistic about any kind of dirtiness
>Tracer not being lesbian
>Implying Widow wouldn't be up for anything at least once since she's dead inside and only cares about murder
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>ban for 100 reports
dis game is ded
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>>183889898
That's a pretty informative and good post. Now if Blizzard would listen...
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>>183889898
i just skimmed fast through the bullet points but if he wants to remove the amplified SR gains/losses from streaks and individual performance based SR gains/losses then yes he is right
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>>183890028
Goofus is you, Gallant doesn't exist.
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>>183890121
that's a lot of reports
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>>183889325
"verified" means literally nothing, step up your shilling
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>>183889421
Mercy is actually one of the best characters to throw on.

>A large portion of the playerbase can ONLY play mercy, if one is on your team the game is now a 4v6
>only other character that can soloheal is ana, and you can block all her shots
>ressing 1-2 people into the enemy's 6 can stagger the fuck out of your team and feed a ton of ult charge, have also ressed my team on the first point of 2cp a few times after the enemy team has capped
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>>183890350
You'll probably have to use your email
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>>183890335
Excelpt I've never played a game of widowmaker or hanzo and I've never said ggez
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>>183890401
or solve a captcha
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>>183890121
>we won't make the game have a natural damage control, allowing people to win even with complete retards, like other MOBAs do
>But we will make you buy a game twice, if your teammates don't like you
Kotick at his finest.
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>>183890372
sounds good but i'm not going to break my beautiful "--" playtime on mercy in all ranked seasons combined

i have played her like 2 minutes in QP only using pistol
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>>183890620
>dont act like an asshat
>dont get reported

Not that hard famalam
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>>183890758
>respectfully ask someone to swap
>reported
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>>183890121
Did you just use a stylosa clone video to try an prove your point?

>>183890881
Things that never happened
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>>183890758
Definition of an asshat differs from person to person.
Someone legitimately believes that picking a symmetra or sombra, even if you want to win - is "acting like an asshat".
And they believe that because Blizzard designed their fucking game in a way that REQUIRES all of your team to stay positive, and focus the entire game.
One down? Might aswell quit too.
One is throwing? Forget about winning or even having a tie.
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>>183890881
just talk like a teacher who works with retards
>"would you mind switching to rein, i've looked at your profile and you're a good rein :^))))"
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overwatch? more like throverwatch
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>>183890758

I got reported by two 10 year olds in 3v3 because we lost the match. Nevermind that I got at least 1 kill every round and in one round killed the entire team by myself. We lost so they reported me.

All it takes is for one shithead to say "you suck, everyone report" and that's 5 reports against you. I bet some people on the enemy team would report you literally just because they can. It's so easy to accrue 100 reports, and then you're fucked.

This system is just going to open a world where everyone is reporting each other all the time just to fuck you over.
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>>183890758
>Someone thinks i didnt do a good enough job
>"Reported"
Happened before.
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>>183857576
This is actually horrifying
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>>183890946
>>183891045
It was a hypothetical
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>>183890110
Ana is Egyptian, but that doesn't mean she's Muslim. There are Christian and Jewish Egyptians too. Or she could be Atheist
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I'm going to spam reports every time I lose a game.
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>>183857997
tomorrow
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>Guy with a german accent at the of match:
>Veri naice Ana, gud hiling!
>Meanwhile struggling between smashing my chair and yelling in mic calling those people fucking idiots, because the whole match I was fighing tracer-genji alone, and not a single fuck turned around
We won, but fuck me, solohealing in this meta is atrocious. Can't wait till doomfist comes out and I can freak out and smash things, instead of being stuck in one choke for the entirety of the match.
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>>183891456
Anon please, just because Pharah is a haram slut doesn't mean Ana is.
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>>183891159
maybe you should git gud instead of shitting up games for your team
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are you guys going to buy boxes after the loobox update?
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>>183891456
she shows her hair too much to be muslim
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>>183891456
Ana and Pharah both have eye tattoos and uncover their hair. If they were Muslim, they definitely aren't strict about it.
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>>183891752
no, the account's not secure with the new report system so putting money into it is dumb

I'd rather buy another copy of the game to prepare
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>>183891730
Ana fucked a Native American. I'm pretty sure having a relationship outside the Muslim faith is frowned upon. Unless the Native American was also Muslim?
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>>183891684
You'll be the one getting smashed though.
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>>183890087
Kid, with your attitude I know I could completely outplay you with both hands tied behind my back. Maybe you should play a game that actually takes skill if you want to feel superior to people.
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>>183891936
Nah, I played with him on PTR, he's a very easy target to sleep.
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>>183851823
There are four healers in the game, are you retarded?
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>>183891746
No you
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>>183891752
>paying for cosmetics in a videogame
>can't even trade/sell them to other players
>aren't even guaranteed to get the specific cosmetic you want
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>>183892017
Mercy, Ana, Soldier
????
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>>183888807
i don't know man - all the cancer in voice chat - all the kids - all that meta shit and competetive thinking in fucking platinum

sometimes i feel like ow is an absolute waste of time
hell this game made me fucking update gta5 and play it cause i get matched with the biggest cancer only - nothing is worth it anon
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>>183890339
It takes 20 games to get ban if 5 teammates report you. And it takes 9 games to get ban if both teams reports you. That's not much for an off-meta hero player
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>>183891752
>Buying jew crates
>Not even any any good cosmetics that i dont already have
>"A couple decent skins every 6 months oh no so tempting!"
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>>183889749
Fuck that bottom one if I don't ask what they want they'll call me over for the stupidest shit.
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>2 Reapers on my team at once
HOW
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>>183886053
Press Shift and cue up Yakity Sax
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>>183892172
Congrats, video games are a waste of time.
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>>183891103
overwatch? more like shoveafuckingdickinmymouthandcallmeafaggotwtfisthisfuckinggamewatch
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>>183891946
I never said this game takes skill lol. I play this game to have fun, and I have more fun playing competitively which is only really possible above masters.
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>play zen
>no one ever notices when i have my healing orb on them
>get flamed for "dps'ing too much"
can't wait for those 100 reports
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I've noticed all the good hanzo players always use his rare to default skins and all the bad ones use the furry costume
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>>183892494

What about Cyberninja?
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>>183892479
zen would be so dope if he had weapons
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>>183892571
Cyberninja hanzos always hit scatter arrow but can't land a kill without it.
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>>183892494
young hanzo is the best one
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>>183892494
They're too busy yiffing to play.
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>>183892494
I've noticed all the good hanzo players always use another character and all the bad ones use hanzo
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>>183892272
if you invite someone on the other team to join your party after theyve already picked a character theyll stay that character if they accept even though they switch sides
so if they picked someone your team already has youll have two of them
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>>183892571
they land all their shots consistently except scatter, most of the time doesnt even kill
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>>183892757

>Don't play Hanzo
>when I get him in Mystery Heroes I never die and get 10+ elims and hard carry the team

Why does the game want me to play Hanzo?
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>playing genji
>encounter a bastion
>press E
>continues to unload his jizz cannon into me and commits suicide

When do they ever learn? These are still like platinum opponents.
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>>183893010
If you don't play hanzo, blizz massively increases the size of his arrow hitboxes and automatically adjusts their trajectory for you.

It's how hanzo mains are created.
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>>183893125
I play Bastion sometimes in QP, most of the time when Genji's press E in front of me I switch to shooting people from behind, not directly behind them but at least a few meters away.Genji's retarded deflect is about the size of Rein.
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>>183893125
Weeb's deflect kills bastion in 0.6 seconds - if you have even the slightest amount of lag, favor-the-shooter means that genji's killed you before you have time to react.
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>>183893393
>>183893407
>playing a game
>Bastion goes full on trying to cheese my team
>get tired of the shit
>switch to Genji
>wait for Bastion to start gunning my team
>get directly in front of him and watch him commit sudoku
>chat is suddenly filled with raging Bastion
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Is Tracer's poop affected by her time powers?

What I mean is, if Tracer pooped, and used her time reversal power, would the poop go back into her butthole in sync with Tracer, or would she revert to the state of being she was at before she pooped, and have spontaneously grown a new poop? And if she pooped on the first poop would that cause a time paradox and shatter the universe?

Should I just ask Jeff Kaplan?
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>>183892810
Time to abuse this
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>>183893612
Nothing special, genji brings out the worst in people. For good reasons, too.
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>>183893407
You're assuming that:
>all the bullets hit genji's deflect
>then all bullets hit bastion
>genji is at point blank range
>bastion is full auto on genji who is currently staring at him
>genji deflects in the .3 seconds before full-auto bastion would kill him

I play a lot of bastion on my diamond/masters account, genji usually isn't a problem. They have no idea what to do if you don't immediately start shooting them when they come into your LOS, then get deleted when deflect ends.

Dva makes your life miserable though.
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>>183893840
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>>183893840
;)
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>>183893840
>have scat fetish
>get down and dirty with Tracer
>have her shit and recall
>drown in her shit
>mfw
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>>183894085
Sounds like you're playing against shit Genjis if the bullets weren't hitting Bastion.
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>>183894139
>Chu thinks he's a smug boss ass bitch

I fucking hate Chu so much.
>>
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SI-
>APAGANDO LAS LUCES
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>>183893904
I don't know if being shit counts as good reason.
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Why the fuck Blizz decided to close the ptr that early?
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>>183894412
Dm/barriers and shit.

3600 is pretty bad, but it's not drooling retard levels of bad, genji just isn't that great against bastion, I'm not really sure how he got the reputation of being a bastion counter.
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>>183892632
But Zenyatta already has the greatest weapon
patience
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Finally new lore from Chu! ;)
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>>183894560
>tfw hacked legs
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>>183894560
>Your legs are now hacked
>But your tactical visor isnt
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>>183894841
I hope one day he goes to fan convention and gets punched in the face.
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>>183894560
And then the poor mexican girl gets gunned down because EMP doesn't affect visor
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>>183894861
>>183894915
>he can't use life alert because it also got hacked
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>>183894594
Being angry at an annoying overly represented character is normal.
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>>183893840
Sometimes I forget I'm on 4chan.
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>>183894804
>I'm not really sure how he got the reputation of being a bastion counter.
Bastion used to do more damage and take more damage in turret form.
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>>183894841
>Maximilien will probably never appear in a comic again, and if he does he'll probably be killed off in a single page
Fug. I like his look.
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Going to purchase an aimbot ask me anything
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>>183893840
Being Tracer would be awesome
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>>183895267

What aimbot is it?
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>>183894841
>Hey, Lead Writer, give us a clue about this thing we think might be important
>Le meme winky face
Just gas his already.
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>>183895267
Whats your btag?
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>>183895365
Xaim or something, did a week of research and it looks alright
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>>183853190
what are some fucking leftie
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>>183895267
Where are you purchasing it from? How much does it cost?
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>>183895401
PoorLittleWhiteBoy

I'm a doomfist main.
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>>183895410
Xaim, costs 250 for lifetime. Tad bit expensive but I can afford it
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>>183895230
He's one of the guys funding Talon and he was on Doomfist's side, so he's safe.
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>>183894841
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>>183892494
The furry ones are the pros though
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>>183895368
>Hey, Lead Writer, give us a clue about this thing we think is important because of this amount of reaching we're doing
ftfy
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it's so fucking retarded when the game lets you shoot at a target with dead eye but the shot still doesn't connect

if the gun fires then it should always hit, shields of course not counting

like shit like this webm shouldn't be possible to happen. either i can't shoot or i can and if i can it should hit, always
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Why don't allow approved content? It would allow them to do less, sell it off and keep the community involved, prolonign the game. I ain't saying new heroes, but why not skins and emotes approved by Blizz for quality
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>>183895267
>buy an aimbot
>lock in Mccree, read to shit on some scrubs
>die to scatter arrow as I leave spawn
>respawn
>Winstom w+m1s me while dva holds defense matrix on me
>respawn, get back to the fight
>land 12 consecutive headshots, wiping the entire enemy team
>mercy resurrects them from spawn
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>>183895531
It better get frequent updates with that price
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>>183895679
blizzard wants to have 110% full control over the game, that's why they killed all the 3rd party tournaments too
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>>183894841
Good choice Mr Chu ;)
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>>183895735
Says its updated weekly and I cant really find reports of people getting banned.
I don't plan on going full Rambo-mode, just a bit of aim assist.
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>>183895679
With the way the "community" is, it's for the best that Blizzard isn't.
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>>183895267

What has driven you to do this?
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>>183895782
What, legit? Which ones?
Why, would they have allowed a single hero ban, like League to keep the meta non-elusively dive? rlly gets the noggin joggin
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>>183895950
Being shit at the game and not getting out of silver for months
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>>183895923
What do you mean anon
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>>183895267
>D.Va blocks your aimbot
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>>183896057

Who do you play?
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>>183894841
I actually want Maximillien to be a hero.
An Omnic Talon Support actually make me hard, just imagine all the robo quips he and Zen will get.
But according to blizzard's content cycle we'll probably not get him this year assuming the game is still alive by next year
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>>183896206
My boy Zen
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>>183896349

The aimbot works with projectile characters?
Now I'm really intrigued.
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>>183896412
It even has a thing for Ana healing
>>
HOL UP
symmetra survives against a tracer pulse bomb?
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>>183896057
You can't get out of silver by yourself and you think a bit of aim assist is going to do the trick?

Holyshit, that's so fucking embarassing.
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>>183896313
>Implying he wouldn't be yet another Offense hero, so they have one Omnic in each role
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>>183896529
Yea
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>>183896525
>200/275 vs 400
no
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>>183896313
>they swear at each other in 1s and 0s
>"Back to the slag heaps!"
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I would probably aimbot too if it cost like 20 bucks. Mostly out of laziness.
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>>183896767
>Maxes abilities are literally a solo enemy health drain and a solo ally defence up, with an ult wich drains enemy health in a set radius around Max

Wouldn't be surprised at this rate.
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STOP PICKING HANZO ON DEFENSE, YOUR SHOTS NEVER HIT
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>>183896412
Projectile aimbots are a thing, they're always horrible though.
>>183896874
Aimbotting takes all the fun out of the game for me, I'd pay $20 for walls/esp though. It's really fun having perfect information in a game like this, being able to do/go wherever you want safely and pull off stupid shit. They basically just remove the frustration/luck factor.
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>>183895267
Careful, a banwave is incoming
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>>183897036

Yeah I'd pay 20 bucks for wallhacks.
I'd only aimbot to flick Pharah out of the sky.
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>>183896874
It's another $40 risk for the game if you get caught, more if you bought lootboxes. Also, the time investment and level if you care about that.
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>>183895656
wut
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>>183897121
>buying lootboxes on an account that you use for botting

for what purpose?
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>>183897121
You dont bot on your main
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>>183897187
>>183897309

Still, $40 + time investment.
I assume people who aimbot are retarded. Remember that ban wave early on where all the cheaters were claiming Blizzard were in the wrong? Someone must have some screencaps.
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more like McGuirk
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>>183896960
How about instead of healing outright he has a resource that fills up that can be used to heal his team based on the damage he deals with his other abilities?
He deals decent damage and little to no mobility like Zen.
His ult is an aoe 10% discord on the enemy or a 10hps degen.
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I've been accused of aimbotting a couple times when I play Widow, which is why this "100 reports and you're out" thing is concerning.
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>>183896057
>>183896643
Aim alone might get you out of silver, but unless you have some serious gamesense you'll peak at plat.
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>>183897180
>LEDs look like a visor meaning the robot had something to do with Widowmaker
That's what you call reaching.
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>>183897592
Sweet delusions. Aim is everything in this game. Your precious "gamesense" goes into the trashbin when one person kills four people, and there are five left even if you manage to take him down.
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>>183892174
if you get reported that much in THAT short of a time you clearly deserve it.
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>100 reports and you're out
So... instead of hiring more people to overlook reports they're automating it...again.
Blizzard is so fucking retarded, jesus.
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>>183897718
You can just say "no". Without this stupid mockery of fans who try to talk to you about things they care about.

"No, you're looking in the wrong direction"
That simple.
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>>183897784
>post thread on 4chan\ some other site
>ban him for x
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>>183852614
>You'd think I was screaming in chat or something, or raging
>...for calling hanzo a nigger

C'mon man, you brought this upon yourself. Being seen as a racist or prejudice of people's sexual orientation in today's environment is a death sentence. Blizzard doesnt act on chat abuse unless it's a long term issue, or you're saying things against races and sexual orientations
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>>183897848
Then you get an assblasted fan crying on their tumblr

like you
>>
Roadhog

hook is unstable and isnt a ohk

cooldown to 3 seconds
reload to 1.5

fixed
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>>183897834
just wait until 100 trolls report a well known player and gets them banned
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aimbot seems like the only way you can consistently play snipers in this game without autistically devoting over 1000 hours of playing only them till you peak and can finally be considered good
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>>183897984
It won't get fixed till either a pro or streamer gets banned. All the innocent people caught in the middle will just get fucked.
Anyone who picks off meta is basically on the chopping block with this
>>
>YouTuber asks me to switch
>shout me out, and I'll do it
>he leaves
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>>183897848
You can tell them "no" but they'd still do it anyway. That's the blasted problem with every fanbase, this one especially.
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>>183897984
>Timthetatman and seagull get banned from overwatch

This would be the best thing to ever happen, blizzard would be in so much damage control of that happened
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>>183897742
That's honestly completely backwards. Aim isn't good for shit in this game, doesn't matter how great your aim is when dva defense matrixs you, winston barriers and kills you, genji deflects. There are only a handful of characters in the game that even require good aim, you don't have to aim well to get out of silver.

You could pick basically any character in the game with mediocre aim and half a brain and hard carry your way to masters.

I don't think a silver with an aimbot could get higher than diamond, even if he was being extremely blatant and in-your-face about it.
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>>183898107

Pretty much. The movement in OW is stupidly strong so unless you play 2000 hours or are a freak of nature you're going to be missing a lot of headshots.
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>>183897931
Ur mum is assblasted
>>183898143
Then don't answer. I really can't get, why blizz lets their staff be this disrespectful.
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>>183898439
Aim is literally everything you need in this game. You can watch somebody like seagull or ster or, I dunno, shadowburn - get completely destroyed by aimbotting zaryas and s76-s.
Remember that aimbot isn't an ability with colldown, it's active 100% of the time. So if you let him slip, shift your attention for a milisecond - there goes your support duo, and then dps, and then tanks. And it's like that for the entirety of the match.
But those highlights aren't on youtube with clickbaiting titles, so people generally don't see them pop up.
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>>183898107
between every single character having unique hitboxes, fast movement speed, the shitty netcode, and the fact that this meta favours the fastest moving characters, sniping is just a load of bullshit
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>>183899272
>Then don't answer.
Then you get retards head canyoning bullshit anyway. Might as well have fun with it.
>I really can't get, why blizz lets their staff be this disrespectful.
When you have people asking who the blonde guy was in Reinhardt's spray wearing armor during Uprising, I think it's deserved.
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>>183899461
nice bait kid
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Gas the swiss
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Is this one of those times where no one makes a new thread and this one is archived?
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>>183899461
The kind of aimbotters in GM are either mediocre(diamond/masters) players blatantly aimbotting or good players who toggle when it's necessary to win a game. They already have decent game-sense.

You highly underestimate just how bad silver players are. Give a silver an aimbot and he'll just run headfirst into the enemy team over and over trying to 1v6.
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>>183900185
I can make one but it'll be t.racer themed.
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>>183900234
It's better than nothing
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>>183900317
I think captcha's messed up. I can't make a thread
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I'll make a thread
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>>183900013
Whatever they are doing in their own heads isn't anyone elses concern. What he does is the equivalent of a shop owner making fun of you for buying some girly stuff.
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If you're a guy why would you be buying girly stuff?
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