/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Heists are fun!

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Let's see how multicultural we are, /gtag/.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2544560

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>>183625315
>tfw always ram people into the water when they shoot at the chopper for shits and giggles

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in loving memory of the victims of the great sports pileup

I hope anything except the ardent comes out this Tuesday

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NEW GTA5 ONLINE DLC *LEAKED* NEW LEAKED "CARS" FOUND UNRELEASED LEAKED DLC DISCUSSION

GTA5 Online unreleased cars DLC leaked discussion let's try to get 15,000,000,000 likes #LFL #SUBSCRIBE #ITSEVERYDAYBRO #GTA #LEAKED #BRUH #EPIC #MINECRAFT #MEMES #FUNNY #CALI #TUTORIAL #BASED #HATINGISAWEAKNESS #VIDEO

>>183626326
Very nice.

>>183616226
I got the Duster just so I could goof off and spray people. I haven't been able to fly it for more than five minutes without getting shot down.

Flying is one of my favorite things to do but it's impossible with hoaming rockets.

>>183624924
AFAIK, all the miniguns are the same, exception being the Annihilator which shoots 1/4th of the usual RPM (because there are 4 mounted on the gunship).
The difference is that in the valkyrie, its a generally unstable platform and you've also got a distance between gunners and targets, while on the ground, such as the limo, buggy and now technical custom, you are much closer to the target, aswell as your vehicle is stable because it is on top of the ground rather than floating around.

Use the Dshk, no point in using anything else, as it is better than everything minus explosives.

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neat

>>183625487
how about you make a new one since retards made fake points everywhere

>>183630619
then the retards will do the same thing to the new ones

>>183626546
A custom Kuruma would be nice, it is an evo afterall. I wonder if having an already armored version fucks up its chances of having a Bennys version as well

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>>183630735
so then what's the point of the map if everyone is just going to take a massive shit on it for unfunny memes?

>hey guys i put a point on north korea it's funny because their internet is extremely restricted so it shouldnt be possible haha

>>183631267
it's just a map, fuckboy, I didn't expect everyone to take it seriously because I know a lot of people here are childish as hell.

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>>183606817

I got a wanted level yesterday for that shit. I was just driving up to my fucking bunker, drove near some dude delivering a car and the gooks started firing at me.

Ended up in a 3 star chase on the freeway. I just wanted to see how my fucking research was going.

>>183632702
oh yeah, those gooks in Kurumas.

I was once in Passive mode just hanging around in an area taking snapmatics of my car, all of the sudden there was an MC that went into an alleyway nearby mine to take a supply van back to their business, only to be chased by those korean gooks.

Thing is, when the bikers drove past me and some of the Kuruma gooks lagged behind, they started targeting me instead of after the bikers. Not only that, there was a yet another player in the area and he got targetted too. That's when I understood that Rockstar's coding is so shitty and primitive that they recycled some AI from Heists and Contact Missions that targets ALL players instead of making new AI scripts that only chase the people that they should consider enemies.

>>183633306
Yesterday a merry weather chopper started attacking another crew member instead of chasing me and he wasn't even part of the mission I was in lel

>>183625884
I'm really sad I didn't shadowplay that, it was like a torrent of cars washed over me.

>>183626546
Why would you put a Bravado emblem on a Kuruma?

>>183626546
>tfw no wide bodykit option

nightshark when

wrote a powershell script for gta v pc that suspends the gta5.exe process for 10 seconds. doing so puts you into a public lobby by yourself which you can invite friends to, making CEO missions a whole lot fucking easier. will share if anyone wants it

>>183636280
Put it on pastebin.

>>183636617
the issue with that is that it calls to an external program, i'll do it tomorrow actually

>>183636617
>ctrl+shift+esc
>Performance tab up at the top
>Open Resource Monitor down at the bottom
>GTAV.exe in the Processes tab
>right click, Suspend Process
>count to ten
>right click, Resume Process
>solo session get

>>183638780
i'm too lazy that's why i wrote the script

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>>183626326

>>183636280
>>183638780
literally just block port 6672 on your firewall and it forces you into a solo session, unblock it and find a new session when youre done

>>183640135
This is a bad idea, blocking that port means that shit theft auto has to use another port, which iirc includes an ssh tunnel to shitstar servers basically screaming "skid" or some garbage.
But I think it's after you close both 6672 and another port.

>>183626326
is that the manchez? i've tried the sanchez, pcj, and gargoyle for stun shit in freemode and I don't really like any of them so far

>>183641029
Looks like a BF400 to me.

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>>183641029
>>183641217
Aye, that's a BF400.
Get a BF400 or an FCR 1000 if you want to get into freemode stunting. The BF400 gets better air but the FCR gets air off of more things.

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>>183641029
BF400.

>>183640135
you can't invite people into your session that way

i need money

>>183643325
Get a job.

>>183643325
i need a girlfriend

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>>183643325
As do I, for I am deeply in debt.

>>183643743
Upvote'd

>>183643970
fuck off puerto rican puto

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>>183644307
Have you ever tried not replying to the tripfag?

>>183641924
What kind of setup do you want for these bikes? Stock or all the mods?

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>>183644536
Have you ever tried replying to the tripfag?

>>183644536
>>183644663
Have you both tried filtering tripcode users or anonymizing them?

Gosh, it's like you're both dumb dumbs

>>183644824
I said the same when I was a name shitter iirc.

>>183644824
fuck off puerto rican puto

>>183645127
I'd prolly listen if you got the ethnicity right

Kidding. I won't listen

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>>183644619
It's generally in your best interest to fully upgrade any bikes you use, since they don't really have any "tradeoff" upgrades like spoilers or suspension where it's possible to overdo it.
Apply all the performance mods and then customize the bike to taste. As far as I know, there's no verdict on whether bike tire sidewall makes a difference like it does on cars (see: offroad tires), but I put thicc tires on my bikes because I like thicc and it seems to work okay. If someone cares to correct me on this point, please speak up.

>>183644663
implying that works with someone as autistic and narcissistic as viva. you could probably find all of his personal information and he'd welcome the attention

I want to join GTAG PC

SC name is: PeezyPrime

>>183646725
I don't give a fuck what you want dumbshit crew killer, blacklisted.

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>>183644619
fully modded, you need speed.

How does the matchmaking work in this game?

Quick job never actually finds games and always makes me host

>>183649946
It doesn't work.

I should have bought the oppressor weeks ago

>>183650306
the oppressor is for pussies. I will never buy it

Did a lobby with lots of gtags ever went to war with the largest MC in the session before?

>>183650394
Its the ultimate go fuck yourself vehicle

>>183650626
>interfering with people trying to make fuck all money, and having to drive boxvilles across the map

I wouldn't even if it were a thing. That's torture enough

>join gtag lobby
>3 people
>nobody playing or talking to each other

sure is fun

>>183651112
Fun was two years ago.

>>183641924
My go to stunt bike has always just been a ruffian.

It's one of the more stable bikes in terms of handling and it has a custom frame option which gives you a nice flat bottom fairing for sliding

>>183650171
So how are you supposed to get games together?

I've had this game for one day and I've only played a handful of missions and just wandered around in free roam aimlessly for the rest of the time

>>183653260
What level are you? And console or PC?

>>183653874
Level 10 on PC

I played the game on 360 before and finding games didn't feel as bad

>>183653971
Then you should be getting contact missions through calls after hitting certain levels. You're not finding any missions because you haven't unlocked them yet.

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>>183652926
The Ruffian is a great stunt bike, and honestly the best stunt bike for beginners, if not THE best bike for beginners. I recommend it now and again, and I myself mained one many years ago, back in the days of rampant glitches and 40K moneybag miniguns.
It's still great for its stability and the fact that you can easily wheelie into absolutely anything and get air (though the tires squealing whenever you turn is like nails on a chalkboard). Other stunt bikes take more finesse to get results out of, and that's ultimately what led me to switch to the Hakuchou and finally to the FCR 1000.

>>183654361
>braaap

>>183654361
>snowflake arms glitch
RIP

Everything was so much easier back when the most we had to worry about was improper license plate usage

>>183655027
They really fucked this game up, and made it better at the same time.

>>183653260
That's pretty much what this game is. The matchmaking programming has only deteriorated more over time, couple that with cockstar's money grubbing and the community is quite despondent. Nobody does anything outside of public/forced solo public freeroam anymore. You either need friends or a crew. I tell this to everyone, this game is dying, doesn't matter how much overpriced shit they throw into it. It's still over 4 years old now.

>>183653971

You really shouldn't have bought this game, this late. I hope you didn't pay that much.

Just looking for other people to play with man. Shit sucks by yourself and random also suck.

Is there any way to make money with a bunker without any upgrades? Or do I have to invest in the upgrades in order to see any return in my investment?

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How the fuck does Rockstar come up with this shit? They may be jews but at least they're funny jews.

>>183649946
There aren't any dedicated servers so there's literally no matchmaking, quick job has been broken since Executives & Other Criminals but Kikestar doesn't give a shit because it isn't a dupe/money glitch.

>>183657354
Are you on PC? What's your SC?

>>183658021
yeah, of course. just make sure you only steal about 1.25 bars' worth of supplies (amounts to about $100k in stock for non-upgraded bunkers) and sell then. you can supplement your earnings with vip work and other shit in freemode while you wait for the bunker to produce stock

>>183658921
Nah bro Xbone

>doing heists/setups with randoms
>guy invites his friend
>we get into the setup and all my guns are gone
>random guy's friend says something in russian
>then he flies away away on a bike
>then he leaves the mission
>stuck in load screen and have to restart the game
>all of my handguns, submachine guns, explosives. and melee weapons are gone, as well as the ammo for everything
what the fuck that's like 500k i have to blow on ammo and buying back all my shit
since when have these kinds of hacks been around

Why the FUCK do my guns not stay in the locker?

It was a mistake buying them all

>>183660829
Oh hey another boner
I usually get on 11pm Pacific and play for a few hours, I'll help you get money with the yacht exploit and jobs if you're down

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>>183663901

>>183662851
>yacht exploit
wanna elaborate on that, anon?

>>183660867
Submit a ticket to R* support, I got enough cash to buy back everything and a bonus 100k for my "troubles".

>>183664501
this. rockstar is surprisingly generous (and pretty stupid)

i bought a megalodon cash card and it took several days for it to hit my account, they told me to drop below 8mil in my bank so i did and the money went through, so i spent it on fast track research. then i went back to rockstar support and told them it didnt go through and they dropped another 8mil in my account.

>>183664210
It's a bit of effort, no reason any of the PC players would use it, but I happened to have the tools to do it so I don't mind since I've made my fortune.


You need two players but up to 8 can benefit, not including one of the necessary two.

Invite only or glitched public session is best for this, since randoms can fuck this up on accident.

1. Player One needs a yacht and CEO capability
2. Player 2 just needs VIP or above, or not even since he can just be a Bodyguard or Prospect and the CEO/MC can focus on regular work
3. P2 goes to P1 Yacht to the capture point and just afk walks, his role is done
4. P1 registers as CEO, starts piracy prevention, sets spawn as yacht.
5. Less than 30 seconds later, P2 will have caught the point. This pays out $18k and 2.2k RP
6. Instant that RP and Cash is doled out, P1 uses D-Pad to switch to a single player character (hold down then right stick select any of the trio)
7. While they're in the cloud, close out GTA V to home menu
8. Reboot GTAV, fastest I've found is joining through friend, takes you to same lobby
9. Repeat 4-9, Piracy Prevention cooldown doesn't kick in so you just do it again when you relog and P2 stays on the boat because you were loading into single player

fastest I've gotten is 2 minutes between payouts but usually I hit 5 minutes because I'm on my phone shitpostin and distracted

P1 doesn't get much from this, but I have two consoles with GTA and Gold accounts so it helps the second one + anyone helping

>>183658819
Jews are known for their comedic writing

>what are all major cartoons in recent memory

>>183641029
cliffmaster is the patricians choice

>>183666897
>"patricians choice"
>names the bike wrong

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These assholes keep joining us during gtag lobbies through the top leaderboards. Leave the old crew right now.

>>183667084
Can't Blater just disband it?

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>>183667084
>26 days online
>300M cash
:thinking:

>>183667084
I keep wondering why the fuck we have so many enemies.

>>183667483
>getting upset about hackers this late in the games shelf life

if you aren't using a menu at this point in the game, i feel bad for you son

honestly just drop 10 bucks for nullify, drop yourself some cash, acquire what you need and play the game normally

if you get banned, it's really just a blessing in disguise

>>183667307
Yes, but in reality should kick everyone out. Give me the crew so I can have a one man party with shitters privately. :^)

t.Captain
They won't be able to follow me because I can just give it to -Nessi since that is inactive when I play with gtag

>>183667483
just like gtag

>>183667624
Because as much as GTAG denies it, they are a bunch of shitters who will kill randos for sport and turn quiet sessions into Freeroam TDM.

And guess what? Players can hold very petty grudges in this game.

>>183667624
I was put in a primarily GTAG session like 2 years ago and had a fun time deathmatching with some of them when I was attacked, but when I enabled voice chat later I discovered that Jrv had been talking insults and psychological abuse at me for at least the past 20 minutes and that was kinda weird

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Why are so many of the stunt jumps in GTAV hidden behind sharp turns and obstacles that don't allow you to build any speed? Hope they'll be better in the next game.

>>183668045
>deathmatching with some of them
Who are "them"? GTAG?

>>183668278
yes

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>>183668045
What is he doing these days anyway?

>>183668241
because that would be boring

different jumps require different approaches and amounts of control

sometimes the smallest ones are the hardest

>>183668389
I remember when Jrv started sperging out and everybody was laughing at him.

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>>183668389
is he ok?

>>183668389
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/177267801/#177389950
>When you BTFO Jrv so hard, he starts backpedaling and everybody laughs
Nigga seriously thought he could have the crew leadership by being an insufferable douche.

>>183668389

Is this larper for real?

>Public crew session
>Jrv starts shitting on randos for no reason
>He honestly thinks he's better than the common shitter
>Talks trash like he thinks the words coming out of his mouth is poetry
>I just smirk and think "what an idiot" whenever this happens
>Fellow Lts and Comms agree with me

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>>183668389
>these are the people you share this general with

*twitch* *twitch*

>>183671379
*pokes you*
*sniffs you*

Do the tryhards that constantly join us know that this site is our domain?

>>183667849
Name five GTAGs that dedicate themselves killing randos in a lobby.

>>183671340
don't worry, they rarely come here anymore and are just circlejerking on Discord about petty drama.

is there a bigger "im a shitter" tag than explosive sniper rifle?

>>183672559
He can't

>>183672559
>>183673751
1. Blater "I HATE GAME MODES!!!1! Watch me snipe/RPG randos from muh rooftop." Wanco
2. Kazzi
3. QuickGhosty
4. Baultheral
5. Capt. "WATCH MUH SIQ HELO SKILLZ GUIZE" Jizzmen

>inb4 "hurrr durrr dey only fight back when killed"
This is typical inner jerk behavior. GTAG is a shitter crew. Deal with it.

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>>183673540
>bulletproof helmet
>rebreather
>white hair
>facepaint
>homing launcher
>easy way out
honestly the explosive sniper rifle is pretty balanced, has few enough rounds that most shitters either reserve it for air vehicles or have to switch to the marksman rifle a few minutes in

>>183673938
But I help people with sales and resupplies all the time
So do Nessi and Baul

>>183673938
>90% of gtag posts are talking about shitting on people for fun with oppressors
>people STILL argue that gtag isn't a shitter crew

>>183673953
why do those casings still have bullets in them

>>183674120
because it's a 2 second loop from a 23 minute animu episode with no budget
>>183674025
Forgot to add:
No argument about GTAG being a shitter crew, though
Just disagreeing on the pure freeroam DM thing

>GTAG writes of DOGZ and other invading crews as shitter
>They go through intense mental gymnastics trying to justify their own shitter behavior
The toppest of keks.

>>183674267
>Abuse menus to inflate scores
>Abuse menus to piss off other people and crews
>Get upset when they retaliate by joining /gtag/ sessions through leaderboards
>Make a new crew under the guise of being better than the others
PCfats everyone

>>183674267
Yeah but, least GTAG doesn't tryhard themselves like using faggot all-black LOL LOOK I'M SO TACTICOOL/GANGSTA outfits like the typical shitter. Also not all of /gtag/ does PvP either.

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>>183673540
>tfw never ever

>>183674267
Shitter crews shit for sport. That is their ethos. All of their members play the game solely to go and start fights for whatever shallow reason.
GTAG shits as a means to an end. We have a number of players who do go around killing randos for fun, but the majority just want a friendly English-speaking crew to get paid with.

>>183674495
>"Shitter crews shit for sport. That is their ethos."
And of course, this is filtered through the eyes of their "victims."

How are you so sure that they don't also >"just want a friendly English-speaking crew to get paid with?"

Lmao, crew drama

Are we going to get a new vehicle tomorrow?

Lmao an irrelevant ass-hat

"lolol I'm sooo gud at heists, I'm the daddy that gives myself cummies. SLUUUURP~!!!" -BlastedDiva

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>>183675438
We should. My bet's on the Nightshark.

>>183674479
it ugly anyway plus don't we already have enough Snipers Rifles

>>183675501
Viva is b a s e d

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>>183675861
>11 pistols
>7 personal defense weapons
>4 light machine guns
>8 assault rifles
>8 shotguns
>7 heavy weapons
>10 throwables
>4 sniper rifles

How does one join a gtag lobby? Having no friends makes the game very boring.

>>183674479
Why does that thing have 2 mags

>>183678467
The one in front is just a magazine holder for faster reloads.

>>183674495
>We have a number of players who do go around killing randos for fun

Willing to bet they're the first ones to cry about shitters when they get shitted on by randos.

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>Playing with 3 real-life friends in an invite-only session
>Decided to have a mini muscle and vintage car meet by the parking lot by the pier
>Two of the friends and I brought two tasteful muscle cars and one classic
>The third friend arrived with horrendously customized Cheetah Classic with extreme carbon trim, neon purple primary and bubble gum pink secondary, heavy tints, and chrome SUV rims
>I tell him "dude, your car looks like shit."
>Friend gets defensive about how it's just his taste and my two other friends tell me to stop being a dick
>Had to apologize because this didn't need to be a big deal at all

All I did was say the truth, we always shit talk each other about how we dress like idiots, so why get offended when someone says the same about the car? These guys are my college friends as well, so one of them acting like a child and the others defending his autistic rambling really boggles my mind.

>>183678467
It fires one bullet into the back of the other to make it do more damage.

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>>183677165
we don't need another sniper rifle

>>183680573
should have been more tongue in cheek about it, anon. should have tried to roast him or something like that, tell him the car looks like a hotwheels toy or something. if you just tell him it looks like shit you're just stating an opinion and not the reasoning behind it

>>183651112
talking in this game takes a lot of effort because the chat system is really laggy

thats why i never talk

>>183682171
Yeah... maybe I was too blunt, but all I did was say that his car looked bad and I didn't personally insult him or whatever.

I was actually willing to tell him why it looks like shit, but his sperging and my two other friends blowing this minor debacle beyond its proportions cut me off and I had to bite my tongue.

>>183677165
extra heavy weapons or just continue the current "mk2" meme where you end up sinking an extra 1m per gun plus a few more million on research, honestly id be perfectly fine with it

>>183675438
>>183675576
im actually disappointed with the technical custom because it doesnt let you control the turret alone and i really hate how shit the tampa's handling and performance is

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>>183681176
not even one more DMR? they could easily do what >>183682838 suggested and turn the moc workbench into the new benny's, maybe turn the marksman rifle into pic related with a slower firerate in exchange for a 3-shot kill instead of 4

>>183683158
If they make the Marksman Mk2 with the option to zoom in. I use the regular sniper rifle for stealth and I use the heavy rifle mk2 for damage why need another sniper when mk2 does way better you have all this different types ammo and everyone seem to complain about it a lot like the explosives rounds

>>183683158
another good sniper riffle would mean you sacrifice even less utility by converting the heavy sniper to explosives

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>>183625225
futuristic sci-fi update when?
>true flying/hover cars
>spaceman weapons(tazer rifle, beam guns, gravity weapons, etc)
>entire wardrobe of neon outfits
>moon base($50M starting)
>alien bodysuits
>special hover car races
>new heist: moon dust robbery
>weaponize your moon base(kinetic bombardment)

>>183689152

The game's gotten absurd enough with the Oppressor. Go pla Saint's Row or something.

>>183652573

That looks like a can of cheap energy drink. Fucking awful taste.

>>183690713
just ignore him, he's an underage autist who does this for attention because his daddy hated his existence.

Okay

Staying anon for this but this discord bullshit is going to destroy the crew

Fucking kick the erp trannies. It isn't GTA. It isn't video games. It's two grown ass hairy men making girl voices at eachother and it's spilling into the vc.

>>183674047
It is a shitter crew for sure. It was a short time ago that GTAG would whine about "safe space" sessions because there were no randoms to bully. Anyone saying different is lying to themselves.

>>183663901
What the fuck is that vehicle? Is that a PV? Is that an explosive-resistant truck???

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>>183690434
GTA basically is Saints Row now.

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>>183663901
>onee-chan
Baka gaijin.
Didn't know you could store pegasus vehicles in the vehicle bay though, that's cool as fuck. Do they stay in there until you take them out again, or do they reset inbetween sessions?

>>183692462
Look like a JOONE (Dune).

>>183667483
>favorite radio station: Non-Stop-Pop FM
Criminal.

>>183692462
the truck being driven is the MTL Dune, shorter version of the MTL Brickade. neither are resistant to explosives at all.

the trailer being driven into belongs to the MOC, which can take a great deal of abuse before eventually returning to the bunker

>>183693071
You know what weirds me out? Previously, shitters used to play nothing but Radio Los Santos, but now they're all listening to Non-Stop Pop.

>>183692807
You can't
You can garage the Dune if it's spawned in your MC

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>>183667483

Do we have Custom Insurgents yet

>>183693509
no

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>can store a flying rocket-firing bike and a heavily armored APC that can fire 60 rapid rockets
>can't own a desert-camo Wrangler as a personal vehicle

are Rockstar the most autistic developers ever?

>>183693509
Come back tomorrow, and we'll have either Custom Insurgent, Torero, Nightshark or absolutely nothing

>>183693617
it'll be absolutely nothing, we're getting one car every two weeks instead of one every week because Strauss Zelcuck was serious about milking GTAO harder.

Forgot to request invite for PC crew last time, here goes again

SC: DJBlyat

>>183693605
They just don't have a sense of internal consistency and strong aversion to change anything that was done before.

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>>183693605
>Add "special vehicles" in I/E and require a special building to store them
>Very next update adds armed persona vehicles that you store in a garage
>But they require an MOC to modify
>MOC requires a bunker
>Can't store anything else in the bunker
>No new property slots

>>183683158
>>183683921
I'd rather have a scopeless marksman rifle. I usually prefer high damage semi-auto weapons instead of regular full-auto assault rifles.

>>183696647
>Rockstar: "Giving these goys an extra garage for special vehicles was a mistake. Let them keep the new weaponized vehicles in their garage so they have even less space for other cars."

>>183696998
You would think they would want us to buy as many properties/vehicles as possible in order to sell shark cards. Seems strange to limit players that way.

>>183697975
Yeah but this way you have to sell cars to make space for new shit, and if you ever want it back you'll have to buy it again.
Not that it makes a difference because you only need one acid green x80 and there's no reason to own anything else.

You guys weren't wrong about these randoms

It actually baffles me how incapable they are of doing relatively simple tasks

I regret buying this game without having actual friends to play with since the gtag crew doesn't seem to actually play with each other

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>>183700593
I found the same.

>I need full resupplies, why not hire randoms? It's not that crucial
>invite everyone on server, two randoms join
>objective is to pick up supplies in LS, no bullshittery
>my bodyguards are in LS, and when I reach there from Sandy Shores, I've arrived before either of them
>one bodyguard gets lost, finds a crate, dies to police fire and leaves the session
>other bodyguard picks up a crate then decides to go off-course to open fire on a CEO team of 3, who kill him and destroy the crate
>meanwhile I'm halfway to my bunker at this point with 1/3 crates

It was even the easiest resupply mission. You and me, we're both baffled.
Let's never hire randoms again.

>>183700593
Doing what? Heists?

>>183702587
A simple Lamar mission

1.take car to place
2.shoot thing
3.take car to next place
4. shoot more things

The guy who was driving the car I was in kept hitting things and the two others took twice as long to do what took my partner and I an unreasonable amount of time to do cause of his ineptitude

>tfw you're always ready to help any gtag but they either never ask for help in chat or just send out invites for which I have the notifications disabled

>>183702858
Well Lamar missions are supposed to be much harder than contact missions, so you shouldn't even be bothering inviting low levels.

>>183703029
>ask for help from /gtag//
>get ignored
>never ask for help again

>>183703313
Here's the kicker, I joined the mission as a level 12 on a new character

They are at least 50+ levels higher than me

>>183703468
That doesn't count if you have the experience of a level 100+ though

>only46 Yacht flags
reee

dead

I hope we don't get the Ardent tomorrow.

>>183693605
>can store the APC
>can store the insurgent
>cant store insurgent pickup
I hope the insurgent custom update (if there ever is one) fixes this, its dumb.

>>183709335

can you still request a stock technical from pegasus after you get the custom or do you have to buy it from warstock again?

>>183709335
it's in the pipeline m8, expect it if not next ween than in a matter of few

on the other hand
>can store Oppressor
>aqua blaxer requires a special garage

>>183710158
No idea.

>game tries to make smartphone an important feature
>still have to drive half town to click two times at office or bunker rather than use phone

>>183710746
>have an assistant
>literally does nothing but give you snacks

>>183710746
hell, at least you could get the access to those networks from your office, yacht and shit. But no, no new content can be integrated with an old one because fuck you

>>183673938
>WATCH MUH SIQ HELO SKILLZ GUIZE
Unlike every hydra/helicopter shitter, I'm still flying my chopper even though the HE-AMR exists, 99% of people switched to oppressor gimmick. I just scream trash at people online and generally try to help them out by telling them suggestions.
I apologize if this came out wrong.
>>183674267
I've actually met people online where their only thing in playing GTA is for their KDR. I'm quite pathetic at times in just taking some mechanics beyond me, but these guys are something else. JRV's attitude seems fine compared to some players online. This is also a reason I want to keep old pc gtag as a crew, just to rain hell on them aswell as write down some IPs. for future reference.
>>183675346
That is not nice, and this really isn't drama at all compared to actual drama.
>>183678390
Add some people online. I'm "Capt.Jaszmine" if you're interested, as I'm usually either in a solo pub lobby or a public crew shitter session. You can also try adding Lieutenants as they're usually online too.
>>183691743
I've said something 2 years ago (or one, fuck do I know) regarding discord, nobody listened. If you don't like Discord, stay out of it and never log back into it.
>>183710158
Yes, meaning you have both a technical custom in your garage, and Technical in your pegasus taking up a slot, which means when you upgrade it, you're just buying it, not converting. The same should apply to the Insurgent.

>>183710746
then it becomes too convenient.

if Rockstar did give you the feature to access anything via phone, they won't get to artificially extend your gameplay time as much as possible to lower your profit margin.

>>183700593
let me breakdown the gtag crew

There's the hierarchy circlejerk you see in the crew leadership screen, these worthless faggots idle in apartments and chat about bullshit on discord.

Then there's the shitter rando faggots like you who "join" but never really JOIN, you're just there to make bigger numbers for the circlejerk.

Be aware that rules are only there for show, and that the circlejerk can and will destroy your shit if you ever happen to be unlucky enough to join a session when they're not too busy discussing HRT. But if you even dare to fly a jet with Kazzi or jrv nearby be prepared to be KOS'd, kicked from the crew and blacklisted.

>>183711717
>JRV's attitude seems fine compared to some players online
This is what people fail to realize
Just because someone is a certain way ingame, doesn't mean they're like that out of it
It's why it's laughable that that JRV pic keeps getting reposted by what I assume are 1 or 2 butthurt people
Not only has it been months ago, but the guy (Malakai) he was telling that admittedly dumb shit was a whiny baby and had been insulting him for weeks
It's funny how "suddenly" a version popped up without Malakais side

>>183712067
that sounds awful. and i thought the crew on ps4 was a circlejerk

>>183712067
>discussing HRT
Jesus christ, I thought the tranny thing was just because of the ingame models.

>>183712293
I've stopped disliking JRV, no point in that.
His attitude ingame which is still trashy, some know what I mean. Some people call him the worst of shitters because of it.
I don't expect people to keep their mental garbage the same outside of gta. I keep mine for the most part as helicopter trash is something I do IRL. (Aircraft Mechanic wewhew)
AFAIK, only times anyone ever laughs at JRV is either when picture gets posted, or hes ingame being JRV, for all the shit he gets, hes forgettable outside of it.

Never heard of a Malakai, but I'm going to say its the receiving end of that discord rant.

>>183712602
it's basically a joke that went too far

>>183712602
>being surprised that people on 4chan go out of their way to be as degenerate as possible for attention

Anon, how long have you been on this here website? Five minutes? Ten?

>>183712067
>>183712602
Replying to yourself, huh?
I find it amazing just how upset you are
Makes me wonder who you are, though I've already got an idea who you might be
You can always make a new crew
>>183700593
Like >>183711717 said, add any GTAG you see online or just add some random Lieutenants, they all play quite a lot and if you join through them you'll end up in the big sessions
Some people are always willing to help with Heists, Sales or Lamar missions
>>183712830
It's the fact that that image is still getting reposted as a
>that's how all of GTAG is
or
>that's how all of the Discord is
When neither is even remotely true, not even JRV himself is like that
I can't believe I'm defending him and the Discord, but that some people spend so much time shitposting about something related to a dying game is really sad

>>183712067
>it's a gtag misinformation episode

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>>183713461

Goddamn someone forgot to dilate today

nori a cute

>>183710851
You're not exactly paying her top dollar.

>>183713754
>photoshopping your posts to hide a samefag
C'mon guy, is this your first day outside of /r/4chan?

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>>183713754
It's not exactly hard to remove (You)'s, but nice try

>>183713867
Who?

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>>183713461
That image being reposted is the only thing relevant to JRV at this point. People post that image because some people dislike higher-ups (it's bound to happen) and generally would shitpost about JRV being somewhere along the lines of "with the" higher ups.
Discord is another story, I dislike it so I'll avoid anything to do with it as it shouldn't be related to gtag other than gtagfags being in it.

>>183673938
>3. QuickGhosty
4. Baultheral
you've been in like 1 gtag session haven't you?

Should I sell my RE7B for a FMJ? Pls no bully.

>>183713867
post pics

>>183714080
>fuck mi ass

love this video its just funny

>>183713754
>edgelord theme
Yeah I'm getting an idea of exactly who you are. Had enough of us roasting you in voice chat so you had to slither back to the safespace to shittalk and spread lies anonymously. Like a little bitch.

>>183714306
Yes
FMJ is cute while the RE7B is shit

>>183714508
>edgelord theme

not wanting to burn your eyes is considered edgy?

>>183714508
it's called nightmode you stupid fuck. i can't believe you're getting mad at a fucking theme because you don't like its poster

>>183714906
Sitting in the dark staring at a completely black theme is p. edgy my dude, if your eyes hurt looking at a computer screen you probably need to turn a light on or go outside more often.

>>183715131
(you)

>>183714508
damn, are you sherlock holmes?

>>183715485
(Me)

>>183714508
topkek
even with light inside room dark themes help a lot
t. programmer

I wish Agent Autism and those other stupid cunts would stop spamming me on my ingame phone

>>183714508
You're not really helping your case for the Discord, anon. Such vehement defenses are exactly what people expect.

>>183715887
Just buy a bunker dude. It's a great investment. :)
And don't forget to get the MOC so you can BE the battlefield! Also a great investment. :)

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Ignore the autism and post cars

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>>183715887

Races should have an option to make it non-contact for 30 seconds or even the first lap. It all goes to shit in the first turn.

>>183716093
>Ron
>call him and request a mission
He never has any jobs available to me, but still keeps crying to me.
What to do?

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>>183716091
The Tropos is still beautiful!

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>>183716091

>>183716334
you have nice customization tastes

>>183716353
.. but you, on the other hand, need to neck yourself violently.

>>183716054
I really don't have to make a stand for the Discord against a bunch of anonymous haters spreading disinformation.
We get it, you're salty about not being "In",not being Relevant. Well, get on voice and get to know us, you'll be in the "circlejerk" too.
However, since the majority of you spineless faggots want to complain about my friends and spread a bunch of garbage anonymously instead of letting us put a person to the noise, I'll not spare the fighting words.
Fucking bunch of nobodies talking shit, like always. :)

>>183716437
>you have nice customization tastes
It's not hard when the tropos has like 3 mods

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>>183716091

>>183716563
customization isn't really restricted to just the modification options, it also applies to the rim and paint job choices as well as knowing that certain cars shouldn't have their windows tinted.

>>183716437
>but you, on the other hand, need to neck yourself violently.
Holy shit, overreacting much?

>esc, online, crews, my crews, GTAG PC, View members
so besides me there's 8 of you faggots online and that's it? Or is this whole menu bullshit?

>>183716867
regular Buccaneer or lowrider Buccaneer? It looks good, but make the suspension stock if it is the regular Bucc.

>>183716897
it's not really an overaction if you say it to someone who customizes his cars worse than 13-year-old autists do.

matte black on black rims and heavy tint? fucking yawn.

>>183717138
>t.sand nigger

>>183716437
this is why nobody bothers posting cars and stays in the discord

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>>183716091
I wish the back of the Fränken Stange looked better

>>183717628
what secondary and pearl did you use?

>>183716091
Kind of hard to do that when you have critics like this >>183716437

>>183717138
Yeah man, the sensible thing was clearly to sperg out.

>>183717717
It's been a while since that image was taken but I want to say the secondary was just plain old black and the pearl was shadow silver or something similar.

>>183717628
I wish you could close the roof

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>>183716091
One of my favorites

>>183718454
Clean and simple, I like it.

>>183716353
>>183716867

nigger taste

>>183713913
>gets paid $300 PER DAY
>gets paid about $8400 per month
>gets paid about $100800 per year
yeah nah

>>183716279
Drive to a Survival marker and start the mission
You can leave the mission and request a job then
At least, you should

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>>183716437
>neck yourself violently
did you forget to take your meds today?

>>183718832
Six figures to hand out candy bars. Attractive women have it easy.

Is Stealth Money still safe?

>>183719361
At least she can get your car out of the impound for you which is useful, but I don't understand why that's all she's limited to.

>female assistant
lol

>>183718832
>gets paid six figures
>has been working on starting the same text document for over a year

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>>183662851
I have work in the morning unfortunately so I I call it a night around 10.30 ....

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>>183719569
>unironically preferring the ugly fuckboi over the slightly tolerable gold digger

I wonder who let you out of special need school.

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>>183719569
>male assistant

>>183719569
a male assistant is threatening to my position, no deal

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>modders
>nope.png

>>183719645
>tfw night shift
That's when I get home, I'm sorry bruh

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I used to play a pirated copy of GTAIV with a trainer that let you do all kinds of wacky shit like fly around ping-ponging off of buildings, spawning structures and objects, slowing/speeding up time, etc.

Been thinking about getting it on Steam to do that again but I heard there was some update that fucked up mod support or something? Is that right? Did they fix it later on?

>>183720636
He threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

>>183720964
Rockstar fucked up GTA IV's optimization and didn't bother fixing it or the fact that some people still can't access the game because GFWL has shut down, so I suggest you save your money.

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>deliver 800,000 dollars worth of military grade artillery to some random civilian house in the hills

>>183720909
I know that feel bro. I just got switched to the morning.. one day though... God speed.

>>183720964
They updated the game and Scripthook don't work anymore. You have to downgrade the game manually.

>>183722169
I like your outfit.

>>183722619
thanks

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This crew drama about the inner circlejerk makes me sad. It's like seeing your parents quarrel as a child at a corner. I just want to play with /gtag/.

>>183723645

Right? I just wanna fuck around with people on here and discuss the game, and instead I'm treated to people having shitfits because one dude's apparently not as autistic as everyone accuses him of being.

>>183723645
I don't understand why anyone actually cares about a bunch of mentally ill fuckwads do.

Like 3 maximum are pretty alright people.

Just block them if they upset you so much.

>>183721241
>>183722202
That's fucked. Does V have cool trainers like the one I mentioned?

I don't know if my computer can run that game but I'm not gonna fuck with IV if that's true.
A real shame, though. Those were some good times.

>>183725493
yeah, GTA V has very cool mods, you should check gta5-mods.com out.

>>183723645
>>183724348
>>183724751
Stop bringing it up then, faggot

>>183714508
so you're saying the pc crew really is a bunch of gossiping, drama fostering bitches?

>>183726223
I don't even know how to reply to this?

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>still can't buy/store a golf cart
why live?

and no, the shitty bunker carts don't count

>>183726545
A few select are exactly that
They're too autistic to not get kicked/banned from a crew filled with autists and that's saying a lot

>>183726748
You know what?

I have no fucking clue. Closest thing is a topless kalahari

>>183726748
>bunker carts
>shitty
I don't fucking even.

>>183722169
I blasted that guy good after that

Why doesn't anyone post webms of DOGZ btfoing gtag? I'm sure there's plenty around

>>183726748
I'd love a round of golf. Anyone interested to play in an hour or so?

>>183727449
Because half of them are me 4 - 0 shitter, because they just go passive.

>>183727449
dogz rely on shitter tactics to win so they only do well against people who don't know how to play

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>>183727449
What do you think?

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HACKERSSSS

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Best GTA?

>>183728104
>post gtag shitting on randos
>claim they're DOGZ
lmao yeah sure whatever just you wait till the DOGZ Elite get online then you're in for it kiddo yeah eat lzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz adadadadadadadadad

>>183728341
>be tween
>get to last mission
>always get killed in the last part
>didnt get to see this scene until I bought it for steam a year ago

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>>183728450
:-3

>>183728468
I used to fail Shakedown constantly when I played as a tween. I was shocked that I finished it on the first try when I replayed it on PC.

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wat

>>183728564
>proud of taking down DOGZ muscle
>eat lzzzzzz when fighting higher ups

>>183728947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeDz6rtjXe4
Since this guy's the only higher up
Lmao
I fucked him up good the first time we met and I wasn't even a PVPer back then

I haven't played since the original release on the 360 years ago when they started to go full jewish and nerfed even coveted, then avoided pc because of the horrific jewery around the steam sales
still kind of have an itch to go back, and some of those new offroaders look great, so I might finally cave next sale, I just want to know how hard is it to cheese the system for cash or run into hackerbux, and how many properties are we up to now?

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>>183729092
>slow mo when he pulls out the minigun against an NPC car
This...is the power of DOGZ?

>>183729243
Yup
Relying on numbers and shitty gamedesign and menus
Not that GTAG is any better in that regard, but we haven't had many skids in our ranks since the latest wave

is there a pc session going on? A hacker crashed the last one

>>183728687

Reminds of the mission "Paparazzi Purge" in GTA 3, for some reason I really struggled with driving boats, so I got stuck on it for ages, started a new save file, got stuck, started again and ended up getting past it with ease.

And then I breezed through the rest of the game. Getting to Shoreside Vale was fucking momentous when I finally did.

>>183716091
Nice
>>183716334
Nice
>>183716353
Garbage
>>183716867
Nigger
>>183718454
Nice

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>>183716091

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>>183716091

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>>183716091

>>183732276
You posted that just to upset me, didn't you?

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>>183732339
no i didnt

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>>183732276
>>183732483

>>183729431
Would you really want that to be something you could do, though? Shitters would just have to shoot you out of your apartment once while you're afk and when you come back they're gone and you're somewhere on the other side of the map.

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>>183732483

What's the timer for Overtime Rumble farming?

>>183732691
Well of course not but it's just strange that you can even hit them in the first place

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???

>>183734669
Crew getting deleted. Join the new one instead

>>183734990
for?

>>183735142
>>183667084

>>183729092
>He's proud of BST Heavy sniper with bulletproof helmet and RPG kills

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>>183735376
>they still haven't fixed that shit after 3 almost 4 years

Just when you thought this game couldn't get anymore disappointing they somehow manage to.

>>183716965
The menu is indeed bullshit. I viewed IGN crew and it also shows around 8 people online.

>>183674120
those are actually pencils