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sk deserved to be in the final. Valve rigged the brackets.
olof i liove u
>>183604354
xth for SUBHUMANS DESTROYED
Imagine being SO DEGENERATE, that you L I T E R A L L Y cannot beat third world slavs that get paid in potatoes, EVEN when you have two designated cheaters on your team.
How much lower IQ can brazillian monkeys get?
I PRESENT YOU THE NEW KING OF CS
How will they ever recover?
E V E R Y T H I N G
let's look at Immortals' terrible path to the finals
Hopefully they lost that T2 match
-edward
+zeus
>Barely watched any CS in ages
>Only watched a couple matches this tournament
>Decide to tune in for the grand finals
>This fucking smile that won't leave my face
>>183604540
First 7-1 with Germany, now this. You can't make that shit up
>liquid got better after s1mple left
>navi got worse after getting s1mple
>zeus wins major now
can s1mple just kill himself already?
That match was an excellent ending
>lose 1st
>make insane comeback
>everyone on gambit picking up the pace
>Zeus with the final kill
Can Valve outdo this script?
>BRs so eternally BTFO
>Literally cheat every round of every map
>cannot break the slav and the mongols with your dirty mongrol tricks
What can we expect from the imminent shuffle coming bois?
>>183604439
ahahahah mcfucking kill yourself
I AM SO HAPPY AND I'M NOT EVEN SLAV
I love hobbit so much.
Imagine a small team like Gambit winning $500 000.
What the fuck are they gonna do with that kind of money. If SK or Fnatic had won, their org would take 50%.
>dosia
>zeus
>hobbit
literal gods
mou went full monkey in those last rounds though, had to be carried
who cares Astralis lost
>>183604632
EU shuffle and NA shuffle during august
>>183590048
told you guys
>>183604258
Gambit dropped only two maps the entire way, they beat Astralis, Fnatic and VP along the way.
SK met Astralis due to their seedings, if they wanted a better seeding they should have won
Literally no CS Major has ever had a BO5 finals.
I never was a gambit fan but I feel so happy for them...
I have never been so aroused about a video game. How does NaVi feel right now?
>>183604632
zeus retire
navi buys out all 4 gambit players to play with s1mple
>>183604439
>lose 0-2 vs choking danes
>deserve anything
>the city of navi right now
Really though someone needs to webm that fucking headshot on Zeus through the fucking smoke
no man has ever made me question my sexuality the way hobbit does
he's so adorable desu
>felps face right now
NAVI ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NAVI ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Adren just admitted that Gambit were getting their asses handed to them prior to the major.
I feel like a lot of cs go is luck. Not just rng spray but with things like bad timing.
I would let hobbit have my babies
>navi out in groupstages
>zeus wins a major
>sk outcheated by assfailis who got fucked later on
>favelas denied another major despite blatantly cheating for 2 years in a row
>dosia wins a major somehow
IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD LADS
SO SO GOOD
>>183604563
CS is truly the greatest esport
Is the MVP they announce just for the finals or the overall tournament MVP? It should be mou either way even though hobbit completely carried them through Inferno.
Well, fellow sirs, i guess, we all agreed that russian hackers definitely been involved.
Literally where are the degenerate subhuman moneksy now?
Where you at retards? WHERE?
>be hue
>lose major
>go home
>uma no delicia
>get shot
>>183604769
and then they go out in groups
>>183604439
>sk deserved to be in the final
>lost to fucking BIG
>got absolutely stomped by Ass
>>183604354
Alright now that our ironic shitposting is over, we HAVE to collapse CIS and EU.
There are like exactly competitive CIS teams, Navi, Gambit, and ARGUABLY F3 and there's no reason those three teams can't compete in the EU Minor.
NA CS might be garbage but at least Liquid would win a game or two. Hell even MSF or CLG would put up a fight. After all the bitching for CIS spots Vega got one of them, went in, rolled over and died. It was a free win for whoever got to face them.
Collapse CIS into EU or alternatively reduce it to one spot and award a spot to China/Oceania or NA.
Do you think Gambit might start getting invited to events now?
>>183604605
s1mple is a toxic player and doesnt flow with the team but wants to do his own shit
>zeus was the problem
>the city of na'vi
Dosia actually won a Major. I'm so fucking happy.
>>183604769
>playing without zeus
so it would just be the same results for navi as now
>>183604583
agreed. if coaches were able to be coaches, starix would have led NaVi to more titles. seized's rating would be higher
>>183604853
this
this is the thing that blows me away more than anything: dosia is a major champion
>a multinational team will never win a maj-
>>183604853
THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE
>>183604617
honorary white
>>183604795
you can go watch a random mm game and you'll see a shot like that one
>>183604884
Entire tournament.
How did Immortals lose if they cheat, gotards?
>>183604707
No org gets money from winnings it all goes to the players
>c9 would be celebrating their deserved major win right now if shroud had had a proper pc
fuck this tourney...
>tfw Gambit winning lowkey makes dictatorships a csgo paradise
>tfw nordic social democracies is out of favour
>tfw a neo-fascist will get elected as president of Brazil next year
I'll just kill myself
>>183604853
>dosia wins a major somehow
that's almost the craziest part. this ridiculed player who always played in t3 cis teams... wins the major.
This major was literally Immortals' only shot at ever winning a major.
rekt
>Monkeys literally chimping out
>>183604605
>>liquid got better after s1mple left
>can't even qualify for major
uh? I agree with the sentiment that s1mple is overrated but come on now
You all memed on him but he won a major.
>>183605038
can you point me towards the latest nvidia.exe
>bananas in back of IMT booth
uh, huetards?
I like the replays of the huehues crying after they lost
>>183604974
I only see Russians.
>>183604923
you can't give 1 more spot to asia since their disparity is even worse
you can't give one or two directly to SA either since majority of their teams aren't situated in NA and are therefore underdeveloped
>>183604974
>zeus and dosia bringing the IQ while the subhumans bring the game
how can they be stopped
mou would be a godlike awper if he was consistent
he sometimes have the gamesense of an ape
>>183604964
>>183605047
wasn't he in hltv's top 20 once?
>>183605038
fucking princesses can only play with 10k usd pcs
>>183605106
>memed
wrong, i never doubted his power level
>>183605106
S E X G O D
>>183605021
yeah, initially, but the players all have contracts that draw from winnings to the org
So now that CIS region has a major what regions are missing in the champion club?
>>183605169
Then give it back to NA. MSF and TL are good enough to compete at a high level. Anything's better than watching Ruskies roll over and die again.
who /workalot/ here? BASED
:-DDD
>>183604707
>small team
I haven't been watching esports for 3 years and now Gambit is a small team.
Fuck me.
>>183605106
E V E R Y T H I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43q7Qj_NKCU
Based Gambit
>>183605047
>who always played in t3 cis teams... wins the major.
Dosia created gambit to win major because Hellraisers were shit.
>he succeed
>>183605250
lol
>Dosia winning a major before NiKo, s1mple, GuardiaN, magisk, k0nfig, karrigan, rain, and oskar
kek
>>183605250
You know it.
>>183605187
he was one of the highest rated players at the start of csgo, not sure about 1.6 but I think he was one of the best players. He was even in the CIS "super team" in early csgo.
Someone please post favela twitter rage. I need to sustain my euphoria.
>>183605250
you just KNOW...
>>183605106
I didn't doubt.
>tfw I called it days ago
>>183605402
WHERES SEAN
Overall a very enjoyable event, even with all the breaks and shit
Finals were awesome
who /didn't get a drop/ here
>Hellraisers almost ruined Mou's career by forcing him off the AWP
https://youtu.be/De8gw_hXKys?t=1m23s
how do you think seized feels?
>>183605315
>paid bitcoin miner
XD
>>183605492
dazed, when will you stream?
>>183605315
They touched on that in the panel just there, they had said coming into the major that they were doing incredibly shit on scrims and league play and weren't feeling too good. Then they go on to drop only two maps the entire tournament.
WE WUZ KANGS
WE WUZ KANGS
I'm so happy I'm willing to suck off everyone in this thread.
When does s1mple retire again?
>gambit team will probably be fucking 10/10 polish girls tonight
Thorin @Thooorin 4m4 minutes ago
More
It's almost like one or two of IMT was a bit hungover.
Thorin @Thooorin 4m4 minutes ago
More
Hope the beer was tasty, cos you'll never taste victory in a major final.
LEL
Based.
Weren't Gambit gonna move to the states and compete there? I remember a video with Dosia saying he likes the states and feels comfortable there.
it would've been nice to see navi vs gambit in the major
have they ever played against each other since zeus was kicked?
>>183605630
>polish girls
>10/10
kurwa, pls
>>183605402
SEAN
I NEED IT
fuck i miss this meme
>>183605606
>kNg stands for KANGZ N G?
>>183605616
Can you cosplay as Dosia?
>>183605665
LMAO
>>183605616
don't be l-lewd, anon... save yourself for y-your one true l-love...
>>183605546
I got 3. Just checked again after reading your post to see my third. It was on train with Zeus as the MVP.
The other two I got were for nuke and inferno and I already sold them.
>>183604520
>tfw believed in him since the moment he came to gambit
>>183605670
that'd be dumb as fuck. they would have no good practice besides SK, IMT, c9 and TL. Practicing vs t3 EU teams would be better than practicing vs t2 NA
Looking at the Gambit tournament results, they've been doing surprisingly well.....
>>183605616
damnit mom how did you find this site?
>>183605315
>that face
good to know that finnish premier players shitpost here
>>183605631
>>183605665
What's the context in this? I don't follow BR players
>>183605771
I'm used goods already, there's no true love waiting for me.
>>183605761
I-I can try and shove a pillow under my shirt.
>>183605813
Go to bed, Tom.
>>183605810
its /ourboy/ zeus leading them to victory
>>183605665
>danish fanboy lashing out after years of hating on dosia blows up in his face
sad
>>183605665
Wasn't this homo saying shit about CIS teams before the major?
ADREN WINS MAJOR MVP
I DONT WANT THIS DREAM TO EVER ENDhttps://www.hltv.org/news/21129/adren-wins-pgl-major-mvp-award[/spoiler
>>183605810
They're all tier 2 tournaments though and its been 3 months since the last one. The win is genuinely surprising given their recent form.
>>183605395
>NiKo, s1mple, GuardiaN, magisk, k0nfig, karrigan, rain, and oskar
>toxic, toxic, inconsistent, trash, inconsistent, trash, deserves it, mentally unstable
Out of all those i only pity Rain for being stuck on meme teams despite being a legitimately good and smart player.
OUR FUCKING GUY
>>183605938
yeah about the rumored post major CIS shuffle
>>183605894
monkeys were drinking and being monkeys after semifinals
kirby showed them middle finger and hen1 or some other monkey punched him
>>183605810
yeah well look at their opponents.
lmao immortals got cucked twice by gambit
>>183605802
Who cares, they'll get paid way more and have better living conditions. They can get carried by genetics alone.
anyone have a clip of the last round?
>>183605817
they don't. this place is beyond shit. I'm signing off now and I probably won't be back next major
AdreN is the tournament MVP.
>>183605984
spotted the Norweigan
>>183605894
Lucas got drunk and was acting like a bigshot all night picking up fights with asstrails.
>>183606002
CIS shuffle is bound to happen, navi will probably pick up electronic unless gambit gets to him first (and that would require gambit droping players).
>the city of navi
>>183606052
wait how can they get paid more, but yeah i agree with the better living conditions kek
Man, if Renegades beat NV as well as gambit winning the major I will be even happier
proud of our guy everything
>>183605810
>surprisingly
Gambit was a quality bo1 upset team for more than a year, Zeus turned them into an elite level one.
>retards slept on gambit through this entire tournament
>>183606283
what a terrible time to host that event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43q7Qj_NKCU
PLAY THIS SONG 4 TIMES FOR GAMBIT
>THANKS OLOF - Zeus
BLESSED BY FNATIC
CAN ONE TEAM BE MORE BASED?Except Fnatic of course
>>183606129
>single-handedly carries 3 and a half washed-out players against legitimaly good teams
right now he's one of the best players out there, I don't know for sure but he seems to always keep his calm.
>>183605954
They didn't get invited to any tournaments, it feels like they've been like top10 hltv rankings for a year or something and nobody could see them play cause they'd have to run the gauntlet of online EU qualifiers
>>183605567
cucked
>>183606780
Rain is Fnatic material, if Olof didn't have a hard on for Dennis he would probably be the 5th
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/889199391759888384
the ginger autist can be our guy just for today
>Monkeys LITERALLY on suicide watch LMAOOOO
BEST MAJOR
https://twitter.com/seizedwf/status/889192577936879622
>>183606876
>Imagine a timeline where dennis didn't ruin everything and Fnatic are still dominating with 7 majors by now
>>183606876
What if
-Krimz
+Rain
>>183606850
Zeus has the best manierism
>adren
>hot wife
>major winner
>mvp title
>funny
what can't he doooooooooooo
>we almost won
ITS NOT FAIR BROS
WHY DID RACISTS HAVE TO BE VICTORIOUS
>>183605950
what the fuck is that from
>>183606850
Oh and if anyone wants some player reaction webms link a twitch clip and i'll make them while nv are playing (and hopefully losing to) rng
>>183607097
Yeah it's an amazing shot of him
>>183607152
UMA DELICIA
>>183606876
>>183607067
>implying
Dennis is the best, most consistent player in fnatic right now.
>>183607073
this
>>183607032
fuck that he's trying to undermine how great Gambit have been because his astralis lost
>>183607116
also dont fucking forget
>full on gold teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Y7blEFjBM
>>183607152
U M A D E L I C IA
M
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>>183607154
lose major grand final
>>183607152
/uma/
>>183607056
retard can't even take a joke haha
why are brazilians so stupid?
>>183607230
>Most consistent
>Fucked up everything in the gambit game, not even had a impact on pistols, the thing he is most know of
Okay then... see you all in 6 months.
Kazakhstan won a fucking major
xgod won a fucking major
zeus won a fucking major
brs hacking their big red asses off couldn't outplay zeus
>>183607467
>Kazakhstan won a fucking major
>Kazakhstan won a fucking major
>Kazakhstan won a fucking major
ftfy
This country just won CSGO major.
USA still doesn't have any titles.
>>183607056
what is he even mad about?
>>183607569
nvidia.exe
>>183607467
you mean mongolia won a fucking major
>Gambit wins major
>Cheating BR monkeys still #1 team in hltv
?
>>183607569
>>183607621
we're not giving up either!
end results:
11 cases
2 train
1 inferno
3 mirage
1 cobblestone
4 overpass
>>183607569
USA wins esports worth 20x what cs:go is worth
>>183607660
its been a whole half an hour since the game finished.
>>183607730
Pakistan*
>>183607073
>Taking the most solid player Fnatic used to have + a piece of the deadly Olof + Krimz combo
Dennis fucked up the Olof + Krimz relationship, when he leaves the balance will be restored
>>183607685
>casters praising high viewer count when theres hundreds of retards watching on several accounts for a chance at some scrap change
>>183607685
and you only needed 30 csgo accounts to get them
>>183607569
>500k for a team, which is 100k per player
>tier 3 players in USA made 100k/year just for playing this game like a bag of shit
Why would you even bothering to win a major?
Is this the part where we remind you what poorfag red headed step children you are?
Kazakhstan won a major before any NA player did
what did they mean by that?
>>183607685
7 here
2 inferno
2 mirage
1 train
1 overpass
1 cobblestone
>tfw shitposting on twitter with thoorin
>Someone with like 30k followers follow me
>I only had 1 follower before ( my best friend )he misclicked right?
>>183607685
t.40 smurf accounts
>>183607730
>>183607976
>>183607957
>america mentioned
>triggered.exe
You burgers are so fun to laugh at lmao
>>183607056
why do the monkies get so angry?
Who will queue with me?
EU GN4 anime
>>183607685
>mfw 0 cases
It's literally a lie that you get drops from twitch
>>183608308
Low intelligence, and can't socialize like normal human beings.
>>183607152
how is it racist when brazilians aren't even the same species as us?
>>183608142
>same shit happened to me
@183608298
Sorry you can't compete in a relevant esport
how hungover was imt?
>>183607569
>>183607621
IT WASNT THEIR FAULT BROS
>>183605594
Valve fucked something up with the game itself. LAN if imagine is much much better
>Go comp
>everyone buys auto
wtf
Please watch OG win TI7 soon!
>>183608910
>watching click simulators
>>183608910
literally who win literally what
>>183608978
>watching aimlock simulators
anyone know any promo codes for dropgun dotcom?
https://youtu.be/nOcigpyonTY?t=5m56s
dosia is unironically anime
Damn these hydra missions are hard
>>183608910
I only started watching a bit of dota after that cs summit cause I followed the channel then, but isn't OG like a euro team with an aussie?
There was some thing about how they only win majors too and nothing else
>>183609194
>need to cheat to win
cringe
>Another game ruined by op awp
The reason Zeus screamed Olof I love you after he won:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7pBsePUlsE&feature=youtu.be&t=13m51s
>>183609084
Lol fucking Dosia IS anime
>>183609194
>has to cheat against bots
um??????
>>183609084
literally my guy
>>183608910
>Team that chokes at TI and gives away strats at honeypots
>>183609402
https://twitter.com/olofmeister/status/889190830505852928
>>183609214
History has always shown teams that win honeypots (anything which isn't TI) choke at TI
The International is the ONLY event that matters and OG was eliminated by no name gigawho thirdies last year
>>183609619
But isn't the prizepool at the dota majors like 3 mil or something?
>>183609194
there was only one hard mission and it's not the one on screenshot
>>183609214
>>183609619
>>183609696
DOTTO PIGGU GO HOOOOOOOMU
>>183609696
would you rather have 1 million first place 3 times OR 10 Million first place once
>>183609084
>watching rokudenashi
Shit taste.
>>183609696
It's scraps compared to TI which is on track to have a 22-24 million dollar prize pool
Only TI matters. It's the playoffs and championship.
Anyone who knows sports knows Only Championships Matter.
The prize pool only confirms the importance
It also drives home how irrelevant TIs before TI4 were
>Lose pistol
>Lose next 2 rounds automatically
Nice balance blizzard
>>183609770
I mean, one is obviously better than the other, but neither are exactly bad? Is it easier to win the 1 million?
>>183609952
It's not worth choking at TI because you blew your strat load and power level at honeypot majors.
Major winners NEVER do well at TI
>>183608394
>>183609194
Looks like iwebz lemoa
>>183610104
post community id and location
>>183610150
http://steamcommunity.com/id/havesomefaith/
>>183609084
>Dosia is eating and watching anime
there isn't a single PRO more /ourguy/ than Dosia.
>>183610097
I mean, correlation isn't causation. If you're playing in a major, especially in a final, you're not going to throw that on the chance you'll play shit at another tournament. That's just stupid
>>183610254
>private profile
>weeb
>nonironical GN4
My movement is insane
>>183610516
THE PHANTOM
>>183610432
what about it?
>>183607862
Olof + Krimz doesn't exist anymore, it's all a memory that people aren't willing to let go.
>>183610790
>Implying
Maybe if they actually tried to make it work again, like putting them on B instead of Flusha and Dennis there
They were the best duo of CS, insane powerhouse of synergy, coordination, skill and teamplay, you don't just lose all of that like that, even if they aren't prime anymore they can still hold themselves VS most people easily
>>183607073
>kick Krimz because he is having a slump
Same niggers who tried to kick JW and we see how he is doing now
>>183611441
a 2 year slump
What exactly makes kazakhs superior?
>>183610341
uhhh, shroud?
>>183611441
If they replaced JW last year maybe they wouldn't be a pile of shit for all that time.
>b-but he's just having a slump
>b-b-but he'll recover
Doesn't fucking work as an excuse because there are no guarantees that the player will actually recover, that the rest of the team won't be in a slump by the time he'll recover, that the team wouldn't be doing better with a fresh new player.
VP scheme doesn't fucking work.
>>183611636
Potassium
>Kazakhstan won a major before NA did
How long will it take before Americans start making their own "World cups" like in baseball?
>>183611704
he's top fragging almost every game. he's the core of the team, you dumb fuck. also, he's the /ourestguy/
>>183611704
The thing is Olof + Krimz is a combo, not a homolust combo like apex and kennyS, but they actual complete each other in-game, thats after the initial split they realized how retarded that was, both Krimz and Olof were shit without each other
Dennis had a good run in the honeymoon of 6 lans before choking at the major, now he just contributes in a few rounds + pistols, but people still act like he is the hottest shit in Fnatic just because he has his frags. In a similar fashion how people valued s1mple more than anyone on navi
Dennis may have the calliber of a Fnatic player, but I'd still rather swap him than anyone else, JW is finding his form back and Flusha is fucking Flusha, Olof + Krimz are a combo and they aren't going anywhere, besides the core 4 has years of synergy together throwing that away for what? more firepower? they just need strats/get their shit together
FUCKING BRS BTFO GET REKT
>>183612251
Bit late to the party lad.
>>183607067
yeah because they would be better off with pronax, moron
everyone in fnatic is slumping now except JW/sometimes dennis
>>183612091
s1mple killed the NA scene
>>183612314
>yeah because they would be better off with pronax, moron
They probably would be. Fnatic needs leadership. Even mediocre one.
>>183612845
pronax is literally dogshit now
>>183612685
How do you kill something that's never been alive in the first place?
the return of our real guy hiko will save the na scene
>>183612194
>but they actual complete each other in-game
One goes for kills and one pointlessly dies to even the numbers?
Olof + Krimz IS DEAD, it doesn't work anymore and likely never will. Krimz is bad and he's probably the first one on the chopping block.
what sensitivity and dpi are (you) actually playing with
>>183613104
>>183613867
I agree Hiko is our last hope.He was the man who put both Cloud9 and Team Liquid on the map.I hope will be in form by the the time the next major happens.
>>183614000
i have literally never played cs before
im just here to shitpost
>>183614000
800 and 1
>>183614000
Anything above or below 800 eDPI is literally r.eddit
>>183614191
tfw i don't have 800 and i'm playing on 1000
>tfw the Brazilian era of Counter-Strike died today
UGH these hydra missions so much effort
>>183614702
Glad about it. I started watching less CS when it was apparent that SK was just going to win everything. I'm glad Gambit won and I'm glad it was a fresh face final. IMT had an EZ path but at least it wasn't SK.
>>183614718
>he didnt finish the missions on the first day
>>183614718
>he bought a hydra pass
cuck
>>183615386
I have bought the pass the last two times instantly just based on my fun with Bloodhound. My friends don't want to grind the missions though :(
When is this op done?
>>183614000
400 and 2
>dazed still buthurrt over steel on stream
Nifty is ballsy as fuck, and so good on cobble
Is 500 dpi, 1.6 mouse sens and raw input ON /csgog/ approved if i don't have 800 dpi option ?
>>183615624
im guessing september not so sure tho
>>183616167
what mouse are you using?
>>183616430
steelseries rival 100
>>183616017
as someone who don't pay attention to the shittiest region
why?
>>183616484
if it works for you then go right ahead
>>183616679
thanks for accepting me
Hiko's new team
https://twitter.com/GoingRogueGG/status/889226428511797248
>>183613104
>Hurr durr IBP was never good neither had any talent
So many plebbitors
>>183617203
didnt rogue already have a csgo team? the fuck is this?
>>183617384
They did have like cadian's team? One of those lesser euro teams, but I haven't heard about them in a while so I guess they were released a while ago
>>183617546
yeah, Maniac, Cadian and HS were in that team I think
renegades disband when?
>>183617203
>wrath
>shinobi
this team is going fucking nowhere and hiko is a fat pedophile for being on it
>>183617642
Went looking on hltv
https://www.hltv.org/team/7157/rogue
It's literally only cadian, so maybe cadian is coming to america? They only announced a 4 man lineup
>>183617709
>t.Cloud 9 shill
>>183617841
I meant in the past guys like that were in Rogue, but yes right now only Cadian is part of it
which lads would you put as dazed's final 2?
he needs an awp and a 5th
>>183617841
somewhat relevant cadian did stand in for tsm in eleague
>>183618162
Isn't steel somewhat good at AWPing?
>>183618394
dazed said he will never EVER play with steel
>>183618162
freakazoid for fun
>>183618162
who'd want to play with a washed up thrower lol
>b-but muh igl
>>183617979
I feel like rogue were a half decent team, I can't really remember what happened to them though.
>>183618313
Cadian has stood in for like every team in Europe at some point, but it wouldn't surprise me if he hopped over to NA for a paycheck
>>183618556he said any NA player not already on that list (optic + c9 + liquid) and brehze; ocean; or nathE would not be good enough
>>183618635
several stars have said they would including valde and other t2/t1 eu
>>183618728
same, I initially thought they had potential but I guess their playstyles didn't fit or something
>>183618832
but freakazoid is not under contract anywhere?
>>183618479
Ah that sucks, but I've also seen some nutty AWP shots from this fellow named Josh Nissan. Maybe Dazed should watch a few demos from him
>>183605402
greatest meme /csg/ produced
>>183617203
who's the 5th?
>>183618939
They weren't far off qualifying for ECS, finished out their season of premier where they came third in the league, but then forfeited the chance to make the EPL.
So somewhere between finishing ESEA league and the qualifier they fell apart
They were pretty damn close to making it as a real team though
>>183619596
dunno. some american who isn't under contract, or someone who isn't under contract by the end of the shuffle in august, or cadian
>>183619596
friberg
wew just got matchmade into a loss 5 times
fuck everything
>>183619596__me__
>>183620070
>blaming others
Sad.
I hate reddit more than you can comprehend.
>>183620304
>carry the team every match
>dragged down by 5-26ers when I'm 34-9
Do gambit cheat?
>>183620506
Why?
>>183620506
Why?
what did he mean by this?
>>183617318
>Only example is a single team in all of CSGOs history that was only good in NA
Thanks for proving my point
>>183620506
>he lets his emotions be dictated by websites
pathetic
>>183621206
thank mr zeus
>>183621105
that he is a fat fuck and will eat anything in his path, much like a lion
>>183621206
fuck man they should've kicked guardian instead of him
>>183621206
thanks mr zeus
>>183621537
this
>>183621206
thank mr. zeus
>>183614000
800 at 2.5
I'm new to CSGO tho, used to play lots of 1.6 and source with shitty mice years ago.
Also I noticed that since the Krakow Major began I can't connect to US SE or SW which had the best connection, now I'm stuck with NE NW which have about 80 ms higher latency. Is it possible I got banned from those regions or something?
>>183614000
0.4 and 600
>>183621206
>thank mr zeus
>>183621851
Have you tried the MM server picker? http://gamebanana.com/tools/5684
blacklist all other servers and try that way
>>183621206
thank mr zeus
would you agree that hiko's team is the new #1 team in all of america?
>>183622549
any team with hiko is automatic T1 so yeah
>>183619596
freakazoid
What will it take for people to realize that s1mple was the problem?I mean look at how this autist reacted when he loses a match
>>183622226
Yes, they both (California and Atlanta) appear with crosses like I didn't select them, effectively I can't connect to a game with the latency I was used to prior to the majors. I feel like people shoot me before they see me far too often at 140ms. Not to mention seeing my shots hit the target and then have the replay say I didn't connect or shoot. It's damn annoying and I hear lag compensation only makes matters worse.
>>183622860
he might be an autist, but the is their best player, only other consistent player is edward
>>183622860
he's by far the best player in the tournament. he was topping everyone else when they got knocked out. i don't give a shit about his "MUH BAD ATTITUDE" if he's literally carrying the entire team himself.
>>183622549
No, Hiko doesn't even get along with shinobi, and Dazed and every real NA CS player laughs at the mention of vice and shinobi. Wrath is a literal who.
>>183623317
"Literal whos" just came 2nd in a major. Think before you speak.
>that dosia nade into pit
so fucking sexy
>>183622936
Navi is a tactical team , his playstyle doesn't not match up well with them. Stylistically he would fare much better on a team like Cloud 9 or Faze where they play like loose cannons.
navi have been playing like a fish out water when they decided to change up their play-style to accommodate him
>>183623630
-allu
+simple
>>183623178
>he's by far the best player in the tournament
my sides
>>183623437
As funny as it sounds IMT aren't literal who's, and have achievements in tournaments. Think before you fart out of your mouth.
>>183623832
numbers don't lie.
>>183623630
to be honest I have no I idea what their playstyle is right now, it changes so often, but it seems like a more loose playstyle, which benefits him just like you said, but it's also hampering most of the team, they're not just used to a loose style I guess
>>183623938
achievements in NA tournaments
LOOOOOL
>>183624260
Funnily enough, more than fatko has ever achieved.
>>183623178
>he was topping everyone else when they got knocked out
thats a funny way of spelling fer
>>183623437
wrath had 90~ adr in premiere and 85adr in the playoffs
>>183624373
not even defending that loser
just downplaying NA achievements lmao
>>183624923
It's sad that he makes way more money than the people that literally just won the major though, and just by streaming and sponsors.
What is the current state of the French scene?
G2 , Envyus shave been playing like ass for almost 2 years now.How long can they keep this up?
>>183621206
thanks mr zeus
>>183625235
well happy and rpk just showed up against Renegades, so nv still have them doing stuff occasionally, but apart from that nv look like shit
>>183614000
400/1.6
>>183605950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43q7Qj_NKCU
>>183607154
see video at
>>183626072
>>183625092
well, that's NA in a nutshell
achieve nothing, get paid
>>183622860
Is it because he was treated so badly or is it because he is egotistical
hi gotards, my 14 yo bro just reached LEM, is that rank high for his age or its normal?
>>183626813
age doesn't matter
>wake up
>Dosia is a major champion
*Blocks your path*
>>183623178
>Makes everyone else play like shit
>Plays by himself AKA baiting
>Oh my so good
>>183614000
2 sens at 450 dpi
>>183627663
>450dpi
go back to practicing stew
autimatic is streaming! :3
https://www.twitch
.tv/autimatictv
>>183628515
Call me when Dosia is streaming
>>183625235
Do they want to actually make a superteam? G2 was just a french faze
>MUH KENNYS AND SHOXIEE TOGETHER BEST TEAM
Meanwhile you leave out Ex6 and Scream to put who? kennyS and Shoxs boyfriends ( apex and body ) also NBK is washed up as fuck, he is not only shitty but arrogant
Shox, Ex6, Scream, KennyS and body/rpk/nbk/anyone but apex for the bitch role
I "wonder" how this "sudden" increase in "skill" happened for gambit, maybe they were "training" hard and had a lot of "dedication".
If you catch my drift.
>>183630376
Everyone is hacking faggot but immortals was so obvious they were basically pissing on every single person that was watching . they just didnt give a shit
>>183630464
Also when their PC broke they threw the case in a fit of rage
Its not even racism, they actually behave like subhumans, fallen at least tries to act like a civilized human being
>>183630464
yeah but gambit's hacks were better, I can't wait until the chinese hacking scene gets into this and watch tyloo rape everyone.
Nice fucking game gotards, nice fucking game.
>>183626813
Does he show any signs of autism?
hmm
>>183632057
Those are some pretty good reactions
I always knew Dosia was our guy.
Now it's confirmed.
>Zeus thanking God at the end
fucking based
>>183632057
hahahahaha wtf is that from i wouldnt even be pissed just laugh my ass off
>>183630729
> gambit's hacks were better
I don't think they were any better then anyone elses even during the VP game I saw a few times where Pasha fucking got pissed and just aim locked and sprayed an area where they got no info. Gambit was just a better team that hacked immortal just hacked blatantly throughout the entire fucking major they sucked dick as a team
Dosia really won a major. What the fuck is wrong with this timeline?
Been a fan of AdreN since the Astana Dragons days, feels so good man
>>183633442
This is the only time line you'd want to be living in my man.
Why is trading so autistic in this game? all I see is
YOU OVERPAY ME IF DOWNGRADE/UPGRADE
I BUY 80% PRICE ONLY
ONLY ME PROFIT!!! GIVE ME MONEY
>>183621206
thank mr zeus
>>183635220
Why would people accept offers like these?
is it time to uninstall if you start feeling actual violent urges toward the other team? plus wanting keepcorpses turned on so you can shoot their corpses after death for gibs?
Seriously though if there's an addon that I can use to turn on extra gore / gibbing that'd be nice, but it's prob considered hacking.
>>183637475
that would be pretty cool. Something do i do miss from goldsource era games was the gore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPRaTHaKsM
>>183634672
need a vid of that desu. looks just like this
Which one of you fucks has sapphire's phone?
https://twitter.com/sapphiReCSGO/status/889286050220212225
>>183638660
he did it cuase he was happy, Hobbit just clutched another round and Zeus couldn't believe his shit.
The vid is just him doing that however.
>>183638817
Hello its me your phone
>>183638660
ctrl+f zeus nutting
>>183638817
But that's true tho.
>>183632057
>wisp playing cs:go
Sure you weren't lagging or something? Hilarious either way.
>>183639314
oh fuck thanks my dude. shit is gold
>literally three mm dmg games in a row with a "casually droppin 40 bomb" guys
what the hell was that
>Zeus wins a major
>Dosia wins a major
>A CIS Team finally wins a major
>Brazil gets BTFO twice in one major
>Brazilian salt-mine appearing in Thorin's twitter replies
Actually so based
me in the middle
>>183643574
pete pls stream more
what
>>183643845
stop kicking people nerd
>>183643845
What's that saying about how if you only encounter fuckwits maybe you're the fuckwit? It's more eloquent than that, but yeah
>>183643997
Shut the fuck up fuckwit
>>183605021
where the fuck did you get this idea
>no good streams on
>>183648249
How can you watch streams? I'd rather just watch demos then boosting some faggots ego.
>>183648962
>implying you dont learn from streams like semphis
>>183625235
this need for tactical IGL after seeing good results from gob b, zeus, fallen, etc Ex6TenZ has to find his way back to tier 1.
-bodyy
+Ex6TenZ
>>183621206
thank mr zeus
>>183651992
except ex6tenz's strats are shit and he's a bad igl
What the fuck is going on? Why can't I play on these regions? It's been happening since the Krakow Major started. No, i'm not a beaner.
>>183621206
thank mr zeus
>>183651992
boddy and shox and homos so have to kick both
ex6
kenny s
xms
maybe apex, rpk or 2 from ldlc
post em
>>183654170
that thing hasnt been working for me since before the gloves came out. idk what went wrong but i loved playing in eu servers
Dosia deserves a graffiti for that nade.
>Open 3 cases out boredon because why not
>Get some shitters
>Ok
>Friend who is complete cancer shows me video of him unboxing a gold glave after he second purchase
>Sold for quickbucks and got sweet profit
>Decide to buy 3 in a pack because I hate gambling but feeling luckyGet 3 monkeys in a row
>>183659742
>three slavs then three mankies
interest good luck with youre 3 danish stickers
>>183654170
That was still working for you prior? Shit was not working for me at all specially when I was setting it to US SE only wouldn't even let me connect to just those servers.
>>183659742
at least you got 3 foils
>>183662994
How long do I need to sit on them to make profit tho?
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-3
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying awps to effectively counter their bizons
>on top of that I dropped a 15 bomb
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy awps in silver.
>>183664612
You're pretty shit if you're complaining about the fucking Bizon.
>re-watch the last round of the major final
>both immortal players retake from banana
>somehow seemingly know both players are tri-box and Potti, because they don't check CT or side
Really makes me micro neutrons jiggle
You know the easiest way to spot cheaters? It's not when they check unusual spots and get kills it's when they don't check obvious angles because they know they don't have to
>>183666052
yeah cause playing an afterplant from ct and holding towards site is a good idea
>>183667162
not checking is even worse retard
>>183667301
why would you check an angle nobody should be?
>>183667450
That kind of thinking gets you killed.
>>183667506
No, that kind of thinking makes you a better player
>>183667450
There could easily be one player in side who rotates behind them into CT
>>183668661
It's possible in that it's a place you can actually go to, it's not possible in that there's 0% chance a gambit player goes there
>>183669038
How is it 0% chance a Gambit player is in construction? Show your work microhack excusee
>>183630717
this, as much of a cheating bastard he is he actually seems like a likable person in interviews and is well spoken for a br
Why do you guys even follow the professional scene of a game in which cheating is easy and common?
>>183667710
>>183667506
>>183667450
>>183667301
>>183667162
>>183666052
That isn't even shit HEN1 was coming up banana and he didn't check tree at all. EVERYONE CHECKS TREE. HEN1 had no info at all if anyone pushed down banana either. Really though its all very minor compared to the aim locks they did through smoke. If you watch cobblestone it was either hen1/lucos/boltz did a fucking zigzag aim lock right up a player model through smoke.
>>183630717
Do you have any videos of that?
>>183664612
Wow nice satire
>>183669625
construction isn't able to view the site cross, and there's 0% chance a gambit player pushes out
>>183669783
there's also no reason a gambit player would b tree
you both seem to misunderstand how to play postplants
>>183669997
> gambit player would b tree
I was not specifically talking about the round the other anon was talking about. Think about these things retard why the fuck would I say he'd didn't check tree if the bomb was planted on site and he was ALREADY ON SITE. Why the fuck would he go down banana to check fucking tree? Go back to LEBBIT.
NICE
LEBBIT
SPACING
COOL
LE
UP
BOATED
LE
EBIN
I miss this.
>>183670126
It sounded like you were talking about the last round, they both rotated nana last round, hence why he could've not checked tree. You don't need to get angry over this
Is there a way to make money off skins? Or a place that sells some cheaper skins than the marketplace? I've seen one website but I don't really see profit there.
>>183673278
Sure there are. But those places require you to deposit money into a site wallet for you to buy skins, so naturally you'd still be losing money with the leftover wallet balance.
>>183674559
Heh, the more you know
Thanks
>>183674559
>>183674870
not to mention 90% of the time the people putting the skins up compensate for the website taking 10% and bump it up to steam levels.
Don't forget depositing funds results in some kind of transaction fee, same as steam. Even if you're using btc you still need to buy them from somewhere, and all btc traders bump up the price
is inuria any good? should i buy it?
>>183670353
I miss this
>wake up
>gambit are still major champions
this is the greatest feeling ever
>>183679936
also this
>>183679936
>tfw playing hidenseek on this map
>those cosy sounds of CT's running in the snow along with the ambient sounds
wish they didnt include the eagle though.
>>183655541
>top 1%
>still no gold
i suppose this is the last time we see this type of pickem
I want de_season
Alsode_facade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_VtIkF8pDY
Jesus fucking Christ, this shit got me all nostalgic
https://www.hltv.org/news/21135/north-to-bench-magisk-report
>>183682702
>>183682702
I hope this is wrong. Magisk can be insane.
>>183638817
Saphire is thicc af. If you wouldnt smash yougay as fuck
https://twitter.com/ESL/status/889485386040455168
TIME TO BUY POWER LADS
>>183684016
>>183681761
>that reee
kek i forgot about it completely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8oxRH8vcGQ
put this in the new op
>>183684016
>c9
dazed
swag
ska
>liquid
azk (currently playing overwatch)
>???
/ourgoy/ steel where?
https://mobile.twitter.com/SirScoots/status/889492310097936390
LITERALLY /OUR GUYS/
>>183684016
>>183685762
>unbanning these human trash
>ibp unbanned
>na still sucks
can't wait to hear the new excuses
>>183684016
>>183685762
So is the NA scene back? I have been waiting for this day too long now
>>183685804
(you)
>>183685890
muh player base.
post your face when dazed, swag and possibly azk will form a team with two randoms while nobody will want to take steel
Now all iBuyPower needs is a new cheat subscription(ideally the Brazilian package) and they are all set.
>steel on optic
would you look at this fucking retard
>fixing matches is okay in CS
neat
>>183685914
nope, valve won't change their mid, so any team that wants to play at majors won't even consider picking them up
>>183686502
>it's a "fat fuck can't operate google docs" episode
What's the big deal lol
it's just esl
>ibp
dead team
>esl
dead tournament organizer
>na
dead region
>m0e using banlift to promote his shitty website
lmao
who's actually a jew him or steel
>>183687539
>csgo
dead game
>>183687439
$2mil total prize money in 2017. $2.5mil+ if you count dreamhack which they might get unbanned from too as it has the same owner
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOW NA WILL BE ABLE TO COMPETE WITH EUnot really lmao, gj at another t3 team
Reminder that if you support match fixing jews and don't think they should be banned, you should go back to r.eddit immediately
>>183688184
It's not just about the prize money you underaged brainlet. First off, no org would put themselves in the position where their team can't attend the biggest tournament. Second, you're not magically going to win everything, no team in NA gas that kind of confidence to say fuck major, we win everything else.
>>183688742
but they were banned...
>>183688742
Agreed. The CS scene has grown quite a bit since the scandal. I would guess that maybe 60% of the playerbase now wasn't even around back then, so they forgive IBP. They don't understand that those IBP players are morally bankrupt and literally stole from their fans for a quick buck.
>>183686502
>that everything in this pic
please dont remind me i share oxygen with talented individuals like that
>>183689243
This
Also advertising gambling sites and shit to kids
NA has no morals
>>183688742
+
if a european/asian team did that, reddit would be calling for them to be permanently banned from every fucking event
>>183688980
they can make their own org. they have enough publicity to pull it off easily
>>183689243
I'm around since 2006 and my opinion of skin gamblers has been always the same, even before the ibp drama: they are either subhumans that deserve to be scammed or children that should be forbidden from doing this shit
congratz iBP c:
valve unban next!
Incoming dota 2 major with a prize pool of 22 millions.
LoL's biggest event=7 milion prize pool
Mean while cs:go is stuck at 1 million at their majors XDD
>>183689801
any one that bet on ibp that match was retarded, such shit odds for the situation with ibp just getting embarrassed at lan playing a meaningless online match
the idiots who lost their skines fully deserved it
in fact what ibp did was the right thing to do they should be praised for teaching gambling kids a valuable lesson
>>183691361
enjoy only having 200k viewers lmao
>>183691574
but I dont stream to have viewers.
how to make 200k?
>>183691361
who cares about boring mobas
>>183690842
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>183685579
why would teams wanting to go to majors pick them up?
all i want is to see steel, tarik, moe, Dan M and bogdan on the same team
Anyone here willing to look over my demos and give me tips?
I used to be MGE beforeI became inactive and the matchmaking update rolled. Now I'm MG1 and I don't even want to play because of how awful the MM experience always is.
People who hit shots people in majors can't hit, flick reaction times lower than humanly possible. When you add theawful people you get matched with and smurf who give zero shits it's hard and discouraging. I know I could progress fast in the game but things just fail everytime.
I practice evry day, different kinds of maps, DMs, Duels, Arenas but when it comes to playing matchmaking I start doing terribly. I either do super well or fail... I don¨t know why.
Sorry for the wall of text.
>your guys win
>favelas btfo
>anime back in csgog
>ibp unbanned
are we dare I say alive?
>>183693563
but they were banned
>>183693737
where did I say they weren't?
>>183693356
definitely
CS GO and anime go hand in hand
>>183693171
Post them then, maybe? Just not dust2
>>183693813
they paid for their crime with punishment. do you get mad when a robber gets out of jail and think he needs to go back in despite paying the price?
>>183693883
yes
>get hyped after watching major and install csgo again
>bored after one game.
man...
>>183607395
>>183607230
This guy is right, Dennis is the best player in Sweden right now desu.
>>183693883
>being banned from playing a single video game competitively for money is the same as going to jail
>>183694028
funny that you try to diminish what they did yet at the same time you are mad as fuck that they got unbanned.
>>183693816
Don't worry. I mainly play Mirage and Cobble.
I'll post two. One bad and one good. (bear in mind that I might have been high when playing one of those)
>>183693883
>yea the babbysitter molested the kids, but she served her time, of course I'll hire her again
>>183694028
he makes a point though they payed for their crime and evidently the league believes in second chances.Theres no point in getting angry
>>183694378
Irrelevant analogy. you don't own a team so nobody cares if you'd hire them again or not.
>>183694306
>man i don't understand why i'm no good at this game!
>better take another HIT off the BONG!
Is there anything worse than stoners?
>>183694486
then make it a kindergarden teacher
>>183685914
those 4 will have to play together plus 1 young talent that they will sell when they get good because they cant go to majors... Or they will be just a meme team like complexity
>>183694649
like a sexy one? my dick says it's ok
>>183694487
10$ on he wasn't stoned, just an excuse for bad performance
>>183694487
It's mostly just the "I really want to play" mood. Also, I wasn't high in any of these.
Decent one but not the best one: (steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-W8rTe-kG8qi-U2BZU-zQ2Fx-XfP7B)
Another one: (steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-M85Jx-FHTdQ-Mi8CY-qpDA4-cfP7B)
reminder that Ska has still not paid for his crimes
>tfw can't play CS at all because shit aussie internet means I have 150 ping even on sydney servers
>>183690842
never going to happen
https://www.twitc
h.tv/brax
swag is streaming with cam! :3
>>183694979
he went to major like 8 times and never made it out of groups. he's clearly cursed
>>183695126
>cursed to have shroud on his team forever
a bit harsh desu
when is valve going to fix the phoenix's belt buckles reeeeeeeeee
>>183695106
so?
he is ugly?
the on ly stomachable c8 pllayer is automatic
handsome duder
Hows my DMG strats boys.
>>183696398
do cod babbies unironically play with this viewmodel?
>tfw fatko is gonna get brax as a 5th for his new team, and he'll ruin his career
I wish Dazed and Swag would make a new team together, but they wont.
pleb that only occasionally tune in on csgo espurts
why are people unironically glad that cheaters are being unbanned?
imo they can start begging for sympathy when they're done doing some years in jail, but some of my friends genuinely think valve are being ''too harsh on the poor bois xd'' and shit
give me a VERY speedy rundown kthx
>>183696673
they werent cheaters men
>>183696673
They didn't cheat you braindead redditor piece of trash subhuman.
>>183696673
because they didn't cheat. also valve fucked up hard by not having clear ruleset for csgo and yet they're pretending they did everything right which pisses me off
>>183696765
>>183696790
>they didnt cheat they just rigged matches :^)
okay fine cheating isnt the right word but I fail to see how it makes it ANY better
>>183696673
they were unsalaried, they fixed one match to get a couple assimovs to resells to pimp their inventories, nobody is mad they they got banned, they are mad that it became "indefinite" when valve wouldn't go after other match fixers.2.5 years is plenty of time considering valve didn't actually have rules against it.
>>183696482
The reload animation gets in the way of my peripheral vision
>>183696398
not as good as the SMFC strats
>>183696949
>2.5 years is plenty of time considering valve didn't actually have rules against it.
I thought the storyline was
>russian dota guy fixes match before any of this
>valve is like FUCK we actually dont have rules
>post blog about ''dont ever rig me or my sons game ever again''
>cs guys get caught
>gets banned
pls no bully if I'm wrong am also pleb
>>183696901
>needs to be explicitly told that match-fixing is wrong
For fucks sake man. If you did not take it as a given that it would be anything other than a lifetime ban, you are a complete and utter retard. Valve were and are completely in the right.
>>183696903
Fuck off redditor retard.
>>183696903
cheating hurts people who actually put time and effort to get good at the game
their matchifx hurt a bunch of retarded 14 year olds who bet virtual paintings on some irrelevant match
>>183697136
Impressive
>>183697195
Valve:
-didn't even investigate
-only acted because a girl gave them direct evidence
-after this still never investigated other match fixers like vp
How do I get my nova friends to stop accusing everyone of hacking all the time?
They say even when it's not true it's to annoy and demoralize them them. I replied that's fucking stupid and being accused of hacking when you're not is actually gratifying rather than annoying but it doesn't seem to get through my teammates' skulls.
Am I wrong? I don't think I'm the only person who gets a morale boost from people bitching that I'm hacking and they're reporting me.
>>183696901
>>183696949
If you're going to be an IBP apologist, please don't bring weak ass arguments like "they didn't KNOW they were doing anything wrong bcuz there were no rulez" into the discussion. It's fucking retarded and makes everyone else on the same side look bad.
>>183697425
Yea we all know a lot of match fixing went on, but teams like VP weren't stupid enough to not only openly brag about it to friends and colleagues, but to make it extremely obvious while the game was taking place.
There is a 'right' way and a 'wrong' way to do it. Embarrassingly for you, it's actually not difficult to believe that the poorlacks were much smarter than the burgers.
Valve were presented with a host of evidence, which couldn't be ignored. Those lads were extremely careless.
>>183697739
you know, you're shaped by the people you associate with
dump those zeroes and get yourself some heroes
>>183697871
>>183697876
cry is free, they can play in leagues again. nobody cares if you lost a 3 cent safari mesh
>>183697739
Your friends are fuckwits and you are too.
>>183692693
>why would teams wanting to go to majors
>NA teams
>wanting to go to major
Pick one.
>>183697739
You have to straight up tell them that you don't want to play with them. It's what I did to my friends who would mentally quit every single time we went down 0-4.
>>183697739
>How do I get my nova friends to stop accusing everyone of hacking all the time?
either drop them or wait until they grow up. if they're older than 18 already then there's no hope for them ever being pleasant to play with. it's a personality thing
>>183697871
>they didn't KNOW they were doing anything wrong bcuz there were no rulez
they might have known very well. it's irrelevant. you don't need to be a lawyer to understand why laws should never apply retroactively
>>183697163
anyone?
>>183697993
>ESL only
Are you going to watch these losers play in second or third rate teams in shit tier tournaments? Oh you're a burgertard so probably yes.
These boys were questioned as part of the investigation, and when presented with all the clear and indisputable facts, they continued to lie directly to Valve themselves.
If you read between the lines, this open contempt really pissed them off. ESL just fucked up their chances of hosting another major for years, if not forever. Good job too.
>>183697923
>>183698162
>>183698272
They're good friends from outside of CS and one them is my brother-in-law. All in their late 20s and early 30s. I've even played with one of them way back in 1.6 days but he's still pretty bad.
I just smurf it up and carry them once in a while while having a few beers once in a while.
>>183698004
>and you are too
bit hurtful m8
>>183698272
>they might have known very well. it's irrelevant. you don't need to be a lawyer to understand why laws should never apply retroactively
So you would have shaken your finger at them and told them they were bad boys? You think CSGO needs its own rulebook regarding fixing matches?
>>183698580
>ESL just fucked up their chances of hosting another major for years, if not forever. Good job too.
esl talked to valve during the major, stay mad. they're likely going to be unbanned from faceit ECS as well.
>>183697163
>>183698323
some post on other game's blog is not a rule. http://cdn.eleague.com/csgo/eleague_major_RuleBook.pdf this is how a rulebook looks like
>So you would have shaken your finger at them and told them they were bad boys?
yes. "you've done a despicable thing but you're gonna get away with it and it's our fault. we're going to make sure it never happens again"
>You think CSGO needs its own rulebook regarding fixing matches?
yes. it needs its own rulebook regarding everything that's relevant to valve-sponsored competitive play
>>183698906
second part for >>183698602
>>183698580
I don't know if you've been under a rock recently, but ESL and DH are being phased out of hosting majors anyway.
>>183685804
>Hurr durr IBP should be banned for life because they stole my redline on that 96% bet that I made
Don't use my reaction pics you brainlet pleb cunt
>>183679936
There was a shit map called (I think) cs_casa that I can't get out of my head because I used to play it with my friends years ago before 1.6.
Anyone remember that one?
>>183699634
Is it swags cuteness, daddy dazed's deep dicking, or steel's jewish tricks that have you holding that opinion?
>>183699656
This thing, holy shit.
next major when
>>183699858
you are way too mad about a video game right now man. a decision has been made, your crying won't fix it.
>>183699926
never. esl announces collaboration with the chinese to run a $3mil tournament. valve gives up on majors
>>183699634
should be banned for like for being fucking egotistical little kikes who want to ruin csgo pro scene even more.
>>183699926
probably december/january. looks like we're only getting 2 per year from now on
>>183700074
I'm not mad at all. If they aren't playing at majors, I don't really care. It is really funny how the cult of personality has people supporting thieves. You point it out to them and they reply with variations of "u mad."
>>183700321
>I don't care
>posting nonstop about how mad he is
ook buddy
>>183700394
You're proving my point.
>>183700464
I'm glad. Hope you keep posting about it to prove how much you don't care lmao
>>183698586
>one them is my brother-in-law
reeeeeeeeee normies
nah, just messing with ya
sounds like lost causes, not much you can do, doesn't sound like they want to git gud and are pleased where they at
>>183700525
If you want me to.
>>183699865
everyone has that one map they played with their friends (well, I tagged along with my big brother when I was about 6)
they are shit, but the memories are fond
>>183700602
>>183699865
for me it was cs_speedball, mainly because one of the servers closest to our neighborhood had it constantly
>>183699858
>tier 1 team without salaries threw a fucking CEVO match to get some money, so they are the scummiest people on earth, because not other team EVER did that :^)
You realise the pro scene was pretty fucked back then? Teams used to be high on themselves and when they started losing they would self-doxy themselves so the match would be cancelled after being freeze for like 6 hours which was stressful as fuck for the winning team
You realise being a pro at CS back then wasn't the same as now, back then you needed to LOVE CS because the money and conditions in general was poor as fuck, lots of pros ditched CS for other games like CoD because CS wasn't so hot back in the day and still asked a lot of hours and dedication to be a pro, its not like nowadays when you can just grind your way out on rank S, do shitty streams to get out in groups in a major and live this rockstar syndrome with all the money of deluded 13yo in the world
And you wanna ban this guys for life because you feel like what they did was unforgivable? you realize the scene was poor back in the day and everyone threw? Do you realize the one bad thing IBP did was to get caught? You do realize Dazed, Swag, Steel and even AZK are good players who for sure would been a great asset for the community? You realize thanks to IBP somehow tier 1 teams started to throw less because they got scared of getting caught? You realize you are comparing sport players who receive millions to people who were tier1 back in the day for a couple of bucks because they had passion for the game above everything?
You don't, because you are a fucking shitkid who needs to fuck off back to plebbit
>>183700880
That's a lot of excuses.
>it was really hard for them okay, they had to do it to survive
>everyone else was jumping off the bridge
>what they did wasn't bad, getting caught was bad
>they're great people tho
Yeah. Sure.
>>183700880
>back in the day
>2015
You don't know a god damn thing about the cs pro scene "back in the fucking day"
>>183701283
There's no need for excuses anymore, they can play again. We're just trying to help you understand why many people are lenient towards iBP
Has daddy dazed said anything about making a new team?
>>183701485
yeah he is going to make a team of girls who will fight for his big iron
>>183695106
y u so gey men
>>183701283
And whats your counter argument?
>b-b-but I they stole muh skins!1!!
>what is context?
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but my fav players never threw because they didn't get caught
I don't even know what am I trying to do here, of course someone who bets in a team with +90% doesn't have a brainIf anything, Steel is the only one to get perma'd, since he did some blatant throws on his torqued team
>>183701360
You do realise they got caught in 2015 but they played since 2014 right? Shut your mouth before you start dripping nigger cum all over the place you pretentious retard
so basically anyone defending ''the poor bois'' are confirmed contrarians?
being contrarian is actually so reddit baka
>>183702204
thought you didn't care
>>183702204
>calling reddit contrarian on 4chan
you gotta be baiting
>>183702204
>Its a ''anon from plebbit gets so anally assblasted he starts memeing his cancer opinion and not even giving (you)s as some kind of downvote episode''
>>183702204
>losing "argument" from the beginning
>r-r-r-reddit
lmao sure sign of someone being anally devastated
>>183702127
>2014
>back in the day
whats your fucking point spastic? Three fucking years ago is 'back in the day' to you is it?
>>183701591
Oh yeah, they did call him big iron in hishg school.
If you support IBP in any way you are a redditor
It's that simple
If you can't deal with your retarded redditor opinions being called out, why didn't you stay on reddit?
If you don't support IBP you are a redditor
It's that simple
If you can't deal with your retarded redditor opinions being called out, why didn't you stay on reddit?
>>183702774
Do you honestly think CS hasn't changed drastically in 3 years?
Back then you had to win Fnatic, Titan, LDLC, VP, NIP to get 20k, a tournament with a prizepool of 250k was insane, it was a major
Nowadays 20k is what any tier 2 team gets just to participate in a tournament and 250k is a minor lan, CS had a insane stunt of popularity in 2016 when it went mainstream and in 2015 it was already profitable but not as huge as it is today
>>183703764
>>183703961
spot the redditors
>>183703653
hello reddo
>all the pros give their well wishes on twitter
>all of them 'forget' to tag steel
>swag and dazed don't want to play with him
steel finally killing himself boys, can't wait
Dazed is alpha as fuck all around the board
>>183704680
I unironically wish Dazed was my dad.
>ibp made me 3k usd in stickers
im glad theyre unbanned
>>183704525
Steel used to be an asshole with a point, but he makes his twitch chat a complete hugbox where anything semi-critical towards him will get you banned and is just a general jerk to everybody without reason, always acting cunty even when people like/are interested in him
So basically he is just an asshole now
>>183704951
Did you buy a car?
>>183704890
fuck off reddit
What do you think Pasha's IQ is? I'd wager high 80s to low 90s if it weren't for the fact IQ is highly correlated with reaction time which makes it unlikely any genuinely low IQ person would make it to pro.
Is Pasha (and many others pros if you think about it...) merely pretending to be a moron?
>>183705129
no i bought skins
now that /ourguys/ are unbanned. does that mean evil geniuses will finally make a csgo team?
Hold on a sec
Is Gambit a britbong org? So it's possible to say that the UK are cs gods in some sense?
>>183705584
u wish lol
>>183705584
Gambit is technically a British org but no one involved in the CSGO team is British.
VP are Russian in the same sense, i.e. not at all.
>>183705159
hes just a normie
When do you buy the MP7?
>inb4 never just get an ump
>>183705584
NA actually got 2 majors because SK is a NA org.
>>183705159
>merely pretending to be a moron
It's just his shitty English, he's alright
>>183705886
and by normie. r/csgo r/reddit normie
>>183705960
>>183705886
He's a Polish musclehead simpleton who made some dumb life choices.
>>183705584
>>183705941
>NA and UK outjewed the whole world again
god damnit
>>183705937
if you dont have enough for the ump, buy the mp9. matter of fact. buy a pistol instead
>>183705584
Gambit is based in Kiev
>>183706072
>who made some dumb life choices.
lol?
>>183706105
The MP9 cost50$ more than the UMP you fucking silver.
>>183706243
more reason why i dont buy smgs in the first place. thats why i said pistol
>>183705159
He used to be so cute. No homo.
>>183706360
Thanks for nothing, just shut the fuck up.
>>183706439
not sure how to shut up when im typing?
>>183705130
hello reddo
>>183706559
Tie your fingers in a bow knot.
>>183705159
>I'd wager high 80s to low 90s if it weren't for the fact IQ is highly correlated with reaction time which makes it unlikely any genuinely low IQ person would make it to pro.
I'm surprised someone in here actually knows this shit.
I'd say he's above 110. I'm polish and I can attest that he sounds reasonable when he speaks a language he knows and doesn't try to appeal to his 15yo twitch viewers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryTrJJd9zkk
>>183705159
>reaction time
oh, this meme again
>>183705159
>Shitkids trying to measure someone intelligence by IQ like a DBZ shitter with powerlevels even tho IQ can be changed through life AND theres different types of intelligence
Brainlets, when will they ever learn?
Are IBP only banned from valve events or is there other tournament organizers they're still banned from?
>>183706072
>makes a ton of money
>went from fatty to fit as fuck
>has a child he provides well for
>dumb life choices
kek
your neet is showing you fucking autist
>>183707792
most tournaments don't let shitters participate so they're still essentially banned from all of them
>>183706197
so gambit is ukrainian cus they are based in kiev?
therefore
fnatic is british cus they are based in london
albion always wins
think i found my new csgo waifu (girl in the middle) dat muffintop doe
>>183707331
>AND theres different types of intelligence
Meme.
Many people (some of them psychologists) have been proudly declaring this for the better part of a century either to further their own careers or to stroke the common prejudices of the general public, but when their new 'types' of intelligence get the chance to be quantified experimentally they turn out to either be meaningless or perfectly correlated with IQ / general intelligence itself.
>even tho IQ can be changed through life
It declines with age and you can ruin it or not reach your full potential in other ways (e.g. malnutrition) just like most aspects of your body, but there is no way to increase or train IQ, definitely not in an adult in any case.
>>183708198
Ugly version of harvey
>>183708469
youre comparing harvey to the nig in glasses right bc they both are similar
>>183708426
*t. neuropsychology PhD student
Also the IQ and reaction time correlation isn't that high either, although to be fair in the muddled waters of quantitative psychology very few things end up being measurable and significant at all, so the fact that we know it's there means it's relatively well pronounced.
>>183705159
Bitches can't handle my 3000iq strats
>>183707331
>even tho IQ can be changed through life
it can go down. can't really go up
>AND theres different types of intelligence
the subcomponents of intelligence are so highly intercorrelated that they're basically one thing.
you're either that mad at your low score (unlikely) or fighting the popular misconception that "iq = life success" by being needlessly contrarian
>>183661796
>>183658367
It was. Now I get at least 80ms more latency and that's enough to see people ragdoll into my bullets, its awful.
>>183708651
testing reaction time on a pc is dumb. input lag and display lag affect the result too much
>>183708984
umm sweetie?
>>183654170
still works, it's just the UI is a little fucked.
>>183708198
I'm in love
>>183708916
It's a decent indicator
What's really dumb is testing reaction time based on that cs aim training map on 64 tick. Hitting sub 180ms on csgo is hard as fuck, input lag out the ass.
what did they mean by that?
reminder that /csgog/ is anime friendly
>>183708198
My friend got his gf to play CS with us and she bottom frags every single game it's just awful.
>>183709953
(((friend))) i hope you got nudes of her anon
>>183709429
Is this the age of battle royale memes?
I don't want cs to die ;_;
>DH Masters Las Vegas prizepool: 450k
>DH Masters Malmo prizepool: 250k
Is this the beginning of the end for CSGO?
hey can someone post the clip of winter raging on inferno? thanks
>>183711369
fuck off
>>183710997
yes, dosia finally won so we can all stop caring
>>183711369
sorry
>>183712461
http://steamcommunity.com/id/havesomefaith/
I hate soloqueue too
>>183712595
>>183713549
NO anime geeks
CSGO made me racist against Russians and Turks.
>>183708198
what the fuck is wrong with her knees?
wtf is wrong with the steam desktop client
>>183714614
I had to add -clearbeta so I could log in.
I might get to MGE w/out cheating
>>183704525
Steel will probably want to IGL so thats another reason he won't be playing with dazed & swag
>>183714851
i got to eagle without cheats
now im global with esp and and triggerbot
so who is hiko's last teammate
>>183714851
that's not very impressive
>>183715886
ocean
>>183715918
it is when there are at least 5-6 cheaters in every match
>>183716320
Guys, Krakow is over, can we stop with this meme already?
so what's the verdict on boomeo
>dazed streaming this early
Fill in the blanks
>The most satisfying way to kill someone is by _________
>I buy _________ on pistol rounds
>If I lost the first round, I buy _________
>>183718190
>>The most satisfying way to kill someone is by dualies
>>I buy dualies on pistol rounds
>>If I lost the first round, I buy dualies
>>183718190
>OP pistols
>OP pistols
>OP pistol
>>183718190
grenade or zeus/knife
nothing on ct, sometimes a p250 on t
armor+mac10 on t, 57+flashbang on ct
>>183718190
deagle
deagle
deagle
>People who are arguing that cheating is just as bad as match fixing
Teams that matchfix knowingly and willingly scam their own fans just to make a profit, how the fuck are the two even comparable?
>>183722214
>scam their fans
>bettors = fans
hmmmmmmm
>>183718190
>>The most satisfying way to kill someone is by _________
one time on nuke there was a guy in main and i jumped from on top the roof and noscoped his face w/ my scout
right fuckin shame i lost the vid on my old pc
>>183722631
He's right desu, you'd have to be a retarded IBP fan to bet at 90+% odds.
>>183718190
aug double tap scoped
armor ct side no nade, deagle t side
cz armor
>>183722214
People who cheat are stealing results, placements and prize money from the enemy team/org as well as from the enemy team's fans who bet against the team with the cheater.
Cheating in CSGO and getting away with it also requires more premeditation than matchfixing 1 match basically decided on the spot (iBP) due to having to pay for, download and install/hook up a private cheat correctly to avoid getting banned or caught easily as a pro by VAC, ESEA anti cheat, ESL wire, etc.
Matchfixing and cheating are both pretty fucking bad and it's fine if some people think that they are as bad as eachother (as in, equal). But it's fucking retarded for anyone to hold the opinion that matchfixing is worse than cheating especially in the case of iBP compared to KQLY or something. It's really pretty simple if you actually put a little critical thinking into it and aren't a mouthbreather.
>Sammichu1G finally streaming some cs
its comfy time bois
The truth is America is simply too prosperous to dominate a small stage like CSGO at the moment.
Why would an actually talented American go into pro CSGO? The money involved is relatively small and has been even smaller in the recent past. Anyone with the necessary level of talent and drive can easily make as much or more in any number of fields and it wouldn't be as risky as going into e-sports. Meanwhile eastern European countries like Poland or Kazakhstan are poor as shit with very low costs of living so the pros can focus on the game entirely and (coupled with twitch and such) live very comfortable lives, even become rich by the standards of their countries. Perhaps most importantly, the young people in those poor countries will view the prospect of a lucrative pro career as much more appealing than their equivalents in the US.
Increase the payouts tenfold and in a few years American teams would dominate.
>>183722214
>fixing a match by guaranteeing loss is worse than fixing a match by guaranteeing a win
""no""
>>183723985
So true. Poor countries are only good at CS GO because it's a poor man's game.
>>183723859
>>183724171
Cheating is not even a guarantee that you'll win games, how much success did KQLY have compared to other players from that time? And match fixers in Starcraft have gotten fines and got thrown into jail for match fixing, how many people have gotten thrown in jail in either real sports or esports for using PEDs or cheating?
why is reddo convinced ex-IBP is now going to be this amazing team just because they got unbanned? they have like 3/5 of the original team, haven't played competitively in years, and won't be a choice for any org/player who wants to play the game seriously.
>compliment a dude on his bhopping after he rushed to long A on dust2 and took out two CTs as they were getting there
>he's surprised
>didn't know that's what it's called
>says he saw some people doing it so he started doing it too
Are there really people who figure this shit out naturally when I had to watch several tutorials and practice for hours before getting the hang of it? Or was he just trolling me?
sup magoggers. first time playing 1920x1080 and its so fucking weird to 800x600 or 1024x768. what have i been missing this whole time?
>>183726975
the guy was trolling you. so he can sound r/wholesome while he vapes and tips his fedora towards you
>>183727175
God I hope you're right.
>>183726079
you just have to use your own brain and filter out the idiots that think they'll be amazing or who think c9/liquid/optic will want them. I think the majority opinion is just being glad they are back and hopeful that they can be average and maybe have some surprises.
>>183726975
i mean, mechanically its pretty simple. jump hold d move mouse right jump hold a move mouse left, not that far out of the imagination it just clicked in his head
>>183726975
i literally learned how to play just from watching pro highlights and copying them
now im a pugstar
>>183723985
>The truth is America is simply too addicted to cod and consoles
>>183719071
>Buying literally nothing on pistols
>Throwing the round for 800$
>On T he goes for a p250, not even tec-9 + grenade
>Doesn't even drop to his buddy so he can do raid boss
wew lad, actual gold novas on my board
>>183729429
USP-S is one shot headshot and you don't need armor if you don't get hit. CT pistol is winnable in five clicks.
>>183729429
t. mg1
>>183729636
Do you see pros or even high level pug doing that? No?
Oh yea, because its fucking retarded you handicap yourself and your team for 800$
Money is a resource, you spend it to win the rounds
Can anyone here carry me through these hydra missions?
Nobody on my friends list has been active for months.
>>183723985
but denmark is currently the best country in csgo and it's more developed than the us. your argument is invalid
>>183729937
>denmark
>not brazil
helllooo reddooooo
it's SK era ya bish
4/6 tournament wins in last 2 months don't lie
>>183729858
The reason they don't do that is because they're facing pros, not because they are pros.
I don't face pros in mm so my approach is perfectly viable AND leaves me with an extra $800.
>>183730297
Stop responding to bait you fucking retard
>>183730449
b-but I thought I was the one baiting him
>>183729636
Have fun getting rushed by 5 terrorists
>>183729636
>Glocks spamming their ass on you
>Just one bullet is all they need to take you out the equation
>You don't even buy a upgraded pistol or a defuse/nades to allow your team more capacity and possibilities in a retake situation
>''heh I saved 800 bucks :^)))''
>>183730557
stop holding bad angles
>>183730154
2 teams don't mean shit. I mean countries overall. denmark has a stronger scene
>>183730608
I will take out two or three at the very worst, if my team can't win from that sort of advantage they're trash and we will lose anyway.
>kill enemy team
>go defuse bomb
>start defusing
>teammate teamkills me and defuses it
>votekicked
>"fuck off cyka blyat kid it was his defuse"
>4 votes
>competitive cooldown
The CSGO community makes me understand serial killers.
>>183733105
You got votekicked after a teammate killed you?
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Do GEs without picohacks exist?
hey should i ditch my small soft pad since i am playing on a ping pong table? there are no scratches on it so it should stimulate a hardpad
>>183733105
rank?
>>183733989
Its a cultural thing I believe, and the niggers were probably friends since tribal mentality takes over any rational decision
As a brazilian myself MM has been pure cancer since 2016, it doesn't matter if its GN1 or GE, server is infested with special snowflakes who think they understand shit about CS and can't take any kind of criticism without chimping out
Like you know, the average brazilian
>>183733105
You need to concede the defuse to those who get the most kills so they get the MVP star, stupid.
>>183733950
go for it
autimatic is streaming! c:
https://www.twitch
.tv/autimatictv
A4 vs A1?
>>183726975
I played surf in source and saw other people doing it, didn't take long to figure out
>>183737868
A4 if you are brainlet
>>183737868
A4 for online, A1-S for LAN.
Netcode is shit unless you have 5 ping all the time, 10 extra bullets means getting csgo'd is less likely.
>>183737868
Aim maps = Mirage/D2/Overpass/Cobble = A4
Tactical maps = Cache/Inferno/Nuke/Train = A1
>>183738976
I've always felt like mirage is more tactical
or am I just a noob
Are kz_ and surf_ an unalienable part of gitting gud process?
>>183740375
no just copy pros and ull get good
>>183740024
Mirage is D2 for retards who think they are above D2
All T ''strats'' are:
>Smoke A go A
>Smoke mid take mid
>Flash rush B
Maybe its even more braindead than D2, all spots are even more overused and the same its all about who is having the better day on that map
>tfw better awper than anyone on my team, at any time
>always 2 retards who double stack awps 3rd-4th round
>forced to buy an ak or m4 for more than half a game and never have enough money to buy an awp
Should I just say fuck it and triple awp stack? I need the MVP's to get out of this trash rank (LEM)
>>183740375
kz is good shit but surf is for fags. Getting gud at kz will help you build up your air strafing skills anyway so surfing is really just a minigame to fool around in.
>>183738180
>tfw always putting myself in favorable positions, doing sneaky smart plays and always playing the angles
>Still get denied by the lack of bullets and stupid recoil
>Too smart to switch to A4
>>183740587
>Not just yelling at them they should never AWP again when they miss a shot and only buying tec-9 when they buy AWP so you can steal their AWP
wew lad, actual gold novas
>>183740375
i honestly wish i could kz or bhop for that matter.
>>183741198
I'm considering pulling nova strats over this, but on ct side I'm often the guy who either gets rushed and takes 1-3 down before dying and making calls that win the round or is forced to rotate and try clutch when the t's have taken the 2 awps already
>>183741524
>Not just autistically raging at anyone who ever buys an AWP because the only person capable of AWPing in the team is (you)
Do you even /AWPMain/ ?
>>183741831
If I did awp main I'd carry hard as fuck...
does /csgog/ hug and cuddle their little sis while they play?
>tfw dm for hours a day but shit in game
what is the fix lads
>>183743979
what rank
>>183733989
MG3, gonna probably derank because I got carried by smurfs on my team
>>183735221
This is true, whenever there's a bunch of friends they just fuck everything completely. When we're 5 randoms, people usually keep quiet and don't try to shit on everyone, but when it's 2 friends and they can't be kicked it's hell. Whenever I get 4 people I've been kicked like half of the time, often just for wanting a bot to play with instead of coordinating with a random.
>>183735770
And I should get teamkilled and kicked if I had no idea who got the most kills and if somebody did?
>>183737868
A1 if u can aim
A4 if u can spray
>>183744674
What kind of fucking idiot doesn't pay attention to the flow of the game?