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Empire and Bretonnia hates Marienburg because its small, independent and more successful than those two

Fight Imperialism! All city state rebel, and together we can defeat those dictators and make people truly free!

FUCK KARL! He is not my Emperor

Glory to Marienburg!

Is there any way to download and use SFO mod without steam?

>>183572049
scum poorfag.

>>183572047
t. windmill merchant

>>183572047
Embarassing...

>>183572047

burgomeister posters pls go

>>183572049
Yes.

Short Campaign Victory
[ ] Kiss a Girl
[ ] Archaon Must Be Wounded
Long Campaign Victory
[ ] Sire A Strong Son
[ ] Eliminate Dwarfs

>>183572307
How?
>>183572049
Hey i dont live in a first world country and warhammer with fully dlc costs me like 1/3 of my monthly salary .

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only 10 poster /twg/ is finished.

>>183572672
Just google "Steam Workshop Downloader", there's a dozen or so to try

Gork or Mork?

>>183572816
Gork!

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So is Marienberg like the netherlands equivalent in Warhammer with its own glorious Amsterdam? Or is it more akin to a New York with fuck all else about?

>>183572816
SIGMAR!

>>183572672
>Hey i dont live in a first world country and warhammer with fully dlc costs me like 1/3 of my monthly salary .

I live in Turkey and I bought TW:W from Humble Bundle for 12$ and all the DLCs in the summer sale. You must be live in Africa, China or Ukraine in order to have worse salaries than us

>>183572741
Oh shit, i didnt know such a thing would possible, what a time to be alive, thanks.

>>183572890
>Rijker
>The Bruynwater
>Luydenhoek

It's definitely fantasy Netherlands, maybe with some Hansa thrown in.

The Wasteland being a huge swamp is a giveaway too.

>>183573064
Muh Tulips.

>>183572998
Well im not going to chase humble bumble shits be bilader. Also $12 for all dlc and warhammer? Great helal olsun.

>>183572672

Romania?

>>183573097
Yes tulips are very muh for the dutch.

>>183572712
Last thread has 200 posters, and new DLC is coming in about 2 weeks with new game close behind

>>183572998
Stop playing Total War and finish Bannerlord already!

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Who should I invade next?

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karond whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf soon!

>>183573680

Sicily

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>>183571967
What the fuck did you do? There are no links here!

>>183572998
I know a turk who lives with his mom, neither work and he neets it up. How bad are your salaries then?

>>183573695

>posts a picture of morathi
>mentions khaine

Heheheh you know nuffin kid.

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Tomb Kings.

>>183573872
fuck if I know dude, I didn't even notice

>>183572890
>Elftown right next to Arabtown

I think I've finally found the single worst place in the Old World.

>>183574021
what is it with roaches and TW? they really seem to flock to it

>>183571967
Why Morgoth looks like some kind of troll? Ain't he suppose to be a fallen god of something like that?

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>>183573680
>neutral Pontus
I love it.

Sail to Britain, conquer the isles and then take northern Europe.

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Everpeak Aircorps

>>183573064
Most of the locations on that map have been anglicised too. In the Marienburg book for instance, 'South Dock' is Suiddock and 'The Dead Canal' is the 'Doodkanaal'. Which are just straight up Dutch.

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What kind of vagina does Grace have?

Innie or full roastie?

>>183574621
Delete this bullshit now.

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>>183574562
Those guys are in my personal book of Grudges.
>>183574621
Ask her on twitter.

>>183574291
well it's just a depiction but they can look like pretty much anything they want, probably just Morgoth's war form.

>>183574204
Norsca town is best district

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Any fags here want to play this with me? I was thinking of getting it + the season pass (which is just all the dlc bundled for much much less) since it's on a huge discount right now. I'm just looking for people to play it with before going ahead.
Check the steam page (http://store.steampowered.com/app/358460/Talisman_The_Horus_Heresy/) and you'll see why I'm really tempted to get this at that price, but it'd be better if I knew I had people to play with instead of just AI.

>>183574621
roastie, if she had a innie she wouldn't work at CA when she could get shekels in clips4sale or similar.

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>>183574621
Some girls naturally have fucked up looking vaginas, dude. Sometimes it's not even the girl's fault he's a roastie. Pretty rude 2bh.

>>183574882
But it's a pure shit, isn't it?

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>>183574908
Fuck! *She

Delete waifushit

>>183574920
well I don't know, seems ok from the screens and videos and the forums aren't filled with people screaming the game doesnt work or anything of that sort. Also the players are supposed to pick which side they're on, loyalist or traitor, with some neutral characters, which is kinda interesting.
Also, I picked this instead of regular fantasy Talisman because the setting and art looks ALOT more interesting and the fact that the season pass of that one is almost 3X the price of this one.

>>183574742
Imagine if your job title was fucking "elephant-guard."

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>>183574920
>>183575163
Here's a screen showing the players split between traitor and loyalist.

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>>183574742
Damn, that elephant is having a great time! I want an elephant bro now.

>>183574908
oh anon i have only ever been with you! its genetic i swear!!!
t.roastie

>>183574742
>Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle

>>183574908

Roasties come from scar tissue forming and then stretching after taking so much willy.

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>>183575480

Don't worry, their legendary lord isn't quite dead yet so they'll be around a little while longer.

>>183572890
>Indic District
>Nippon Town

TWW4 CONFIRMED

>>183574265
Turkey's greatest enemy for much of the 20th century was Grease. How much do you have to suck that Greece is a threat to you? So they play total war games to imagine they are glorious turks like attila the hun and genghis khan.

Anyone else think it would be cool if they made a Total War: Anime game?

Like a Naruto faction, a Bleach faction, a Sword Art Online faction. That'd be really sweet imo.

>>183560312
It's heavily suggested that Nagash is the only undead that survived the End Times. One of the BL authors has suggested that he basically used part of his essence of recreate some of his lost servants because he missed them too much.

If you know much about the AoS lore, it might even be the case that Arkhan in AoS shares the same personaliy of Nagash from the Pantheon of Sigmar time (Honour, duty, mercy etc), rather than the dick he is now.

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>>183574908
You'd hope people would know that, but bitter virgins think otherwise.

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Do you like pirates?
Do you like zombies?

Well got a zombie pirate for you now!

>>183574197
You copy and pasted the text rather than the links you dumbo

>>183575479
>>183575415
You guys need to read a book or talk to a girl or something. God damn it's like I'm in a thread with a bunch of virgins.

>>183575874
Anon ya id it! I remember you from the /tg/ thread!

>>183574882
It's a really fun game, would recommend. I'll play with you, plus three of my buddies

>>183575968
Where do you think you are?

>>183575968
lol

>>183575968
Nah these "red pilled' fuckos don't believe in much science/academics because it's all fake/biased/done by cucks.
Unless it backs up their argument, in which case it's indisputable.

>>183576037
I meant two, but enough for a full game anyway.

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>>183571967

>>183576012
Uhh you got the wrong person

>>183576086
Dropping some truth bombs in this thread nice.

>>183576107
The fuck do you want lesser chariots for? That role is already filled.

Same with the rest of that shit save that ugly insect fucker.

>>183576107

>taurox isn't here.

It's shit.

>>183572890
Mixture of united provinces and hanseatic league

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>>183575874
Kek, first one is great. Those more human-like doesn't look so good, tho

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Two questions for all SFO using anons.

1. How lore friendly are 4 bestigors each aligned with a different chaos god? They have them in the recent patch.
2. Can we all influence the authors to stop adding new shit units like radious?

>>183576107
Retweet this if you like it
Let CA know of our existence!

Caved in and bought all DLC barring Norsica and Blood

Pretty sure it was more expensive than buying basegame on 66% sale

fucking hell instant buyers remorse

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>>183576107
I don't care for taurox or even jabberslythe. I want Ghorgon the fucker. This fast running terror machine will be a perfect alternative to slow Giant and artillery-focused Cygor.

>>183576272
>godgors
Fully fluffy, had them for 6 editions then dropped them, then brought them back in end times

>>183576107
Whose the second dude

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>>183573573
End of 2017

>>183574021
Minimum wage here is 380 USD but almost everybody makes more than that and things are way cheaper than the west. Even our Steam games are heavily discounted (for instance Total War: Warhammer II is 42$ in Turkish Steam) Our only challenge for gaming is getting a good computer since their price does not scale with our wages.

>>183574265
>>183575731
This is our president's entourage. I dont have to say anything else

>>183576172
How would one kill Taurox if he is made of living brass? Great cannons maybe? Like a shit ton of Mortar fire? Dude sounds like a colossus.

>>183576272
>1. How lore friendly are 4 bestigors each aligned with a different chaos god? They have them in the recent patch.

http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Khorngor

A nurgle version also has models.

>>183576447
WE

>>183576495

Same way most of the games super lords can be killed lore breaking balance for the sole purpose of allowing them to be playable

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>>183576272
More lore-friendly than Norsca.

>>183576495
If you bash metal enough it breaks, but his neck isn't covered so a single stab there kills him

>>183576107
CA must know. Send it to them now. Bombard the company until it surrenders and releases all of it.
Beastmemes is life, beasties is love.
I don't know why, but one of my favourite factions so far.

>>183576604
Thank you for a real answer anon

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>>183576086
>>183575968

>.t only girlfriend's they've ever had had monstrous roasties

>>183576572
Werekin skinwolves (armoured)
Norscan marauders (spears)
Wailing women

>>183576649

and my answer isn't real? I'm upset anon.

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>tfw dwarf ally has their main settlement besieged by vampire counts and carstein
>tfw they keep asking me a fellow dwarf to help them and declare war on the vampires
>keep saying no
>4 turns into the siege I turn up with two full stacks break the siege then chase them down the mountain and kill them all on the field whilst playing LOTR twin towers soundtrack

>>183576272
>4 bestigors each aligned with a different chaos god?

how long until Black Orc Archers, Skeletal Archers and Dwarf Ram Riders in SFO?

>>183575770
..are you serious?

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how THE FUCK do you deal with chariots

jesus christ I should have started this campaign after norsca released

>>183575770
even if something this preposterous was greenlighted by SEGA, the IP hell alone would make it impossible to develop.

>>183576698
It wasn't a fluffy explanation anon
>>183576746
We'll get bone giants first I reckon

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>>183576272

>SFO had only ~4K subscribers for the longest time
>Now it has a whopping 46K subscriber base

Do you use chariots in your armies? I don't use them at all, too much micro for too little gain.

>>183576783
yeah like imagine a Death Note faction using the death note to assassinate the hokages and shit, it'd be so cool

>>183576805
Fucking hell anon just make thicker battle lines and use Tercos to defeat horse marauders

>>183576805
SLAYERS

>>183576883
But there's no downside to using the death note so I could just kill all your generals and lieutenants

>>183576805
>only one slayer in campiagn

I always bring at least three, one being the RoR one

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>>183576698
Sorry, I just woke up and haven't had coffee. I'm a little feisty in the morning .

>>183576110
Welldamn

>>183577135

It's all good anon I was just kidding. I can appreciate why you'd want a fluff answer. Fact of the matter is a lot of the lords we play are super hard to kill and well as the other anon said metal isn't indestructable.

>>183576436
Wargor I guess

Hero version of the Beastlord

>>183572890

It's a mix of that and Venice.

>>183576951
Yeah but the faction is literally just Light so you could just walk up and siege him.

>>183574908

Why the shit would you post Remi talking about this crap? She obviously has 10/10 perfect smooth pussy you fag.

>>183576495
As with all deals with Chaos and Demons, there's a downside, he got a full body covered in brass except for his throat, so a single wound there kills him instantly

That or blow the fucker with Cannons, that always works

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>>183576737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_a8xJesuQ
Why are good guys so superior?

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>>183576495
As with all things, a righteous application of Flame Cannons and Irondrakes will set it right.

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This winnable?

>>183577550
In your sleep.

>>183577550

Hell yes, just get your flying units and dogs on his maruaders quick. Auto resolve is fucked

>>183577550

Most of his shit is melee and he'll run out of javelins to through long before he wipes you out. You got that

>>183574265
He has not played TW. I just mentioned that I know him. I'm Strayan.

>>183575731
It was the Balkans as a whole up in arms.
Still pathetic but it gives more credit to the Greeks than they deserve.
Constantinople is Bulgarian.

>>183576447
380 a week?
For how many hours?
We classify full time as 38 hours here. So is that a round 10 USD an hour? That's pretty decent and definitely not first world. If it's 380 full time for a fortnight then you start to paint a worse and worse picture.

Still, while our wage is high so is our cost of living. The same in a lot of 1st world countries, so buying power isn't actually as better off as it seems. I know I've discussed the price of stuff in Turkey with him a bit. He's envious of the price of beef here, while I have to pay out the ass for all the dried fruit that comes out of Turkey which is obviously really cheap for him.

Though I hear your telecommunications infrastructure is a filthy scam at the level of the worst Australian stereotype.

>>183577550
>basic marauder horsemen
annoying but pathetically easy. Even if he used all of his ammo you're still good.

>>183577746
>definitely not third world*

>>183573680
Rome or Egypt. Also whichever you decide you should still declare war on the other, give yourself a second theater where you just hold the line.

>>183577967
Extradaemon

>>183576037
>>183576106
Sorry, I was out buying some food. Gimme your steam name/profile thing so I can add you after I eat some grub!

What luck I found someone who plays it here. I tried in the 40k general at /tg/ and at /v/ and no one even replied.

>>183578082
Did you try the Horus Heresy general?
You might have had some luck there but who knows >>183578008

>>183577550
did you win?

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>>183577631
>>183577662
>>183577670
>>183577746
Annoying but easy. Mismanaged dogs but not a huge loss

>>183578140
>>183578082
Oh and btw I do have the season pass so if you want to try before you buy you can just play with me with all dlc and then expand more if you want to play with it all by yourself.

>>183576447
>Even the president of Turkey knows how much turks like historical

Someone must have bought those youtube comments to his attention.

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>Still another 2-3 weeks till Norsca
>Still another couple of days until twitch stream

I don't know if I'll get through this!

>>183578189
I'm proud of you!

>>183578242
You are being tested. Endure.

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>>183578189
>get this after the battle

Bravo CA

>>183578242
play Eyes of Heaven

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>>183578271

>>183576861
Only if I don't have tools to deal with blobs already.

>>183578189
>loses 1/4 of forces
>decisive victory
No that's close
>>183578271
He has been corrupted by chaos

>>183578271
Did you ransom the captives?

>>183578242
>Still another couple of days until twitch stream
>couple of days
>couple
Anon stream never ever

>>183578242
>Still another couple of days until twitch stream

any source on that?

>>183577746
What is it with Australians and total war? There seem to be a disproportionate amount of us here.

>>183578426
Dominated for extra replenishment

>>183577746
>City never ruled by Bulgarians is Bulgarian

Bulgarians need to be deported back to Turkmenistan with the Turks.

>>183578641
non-balkans like you cannot understand these bantz. remove yourself

>>183578543
They stream every wednesday.

>>183578551
government mandated studies ever since the great emu war
Lest we forget

>>183578414
>loses 1/4 of forces
>merges units and raises the rest for a full 20 stack next turn

Most ''close'' victories as the VCs end up decisive anyway, they're disposable corpses

should i start a campaign as the greenskins or beastmen

>>183578840
yes

>>183578913
i picked the greenskins im playing as the one true git

>>183578840
greenskins all the way

>>183578271
"likes x" should be a + to leadership if you play as Greenskins, chaos, or norsca.
"I luvh stumphin me zum stunies!"

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>tfw my mods conflicted and Chaos is nowhere to be found

FUCK

>>183579047
When does SFO delay chaos invasion to because Archaon still hasn't spawned and it's like turn 130

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>>183579047
nvm there they are

bit late, though

>>183578641
The Greeks don't deserve to keep it at this stage, and the Bulgarians have fought for it more than anyone else.

I mean the only other option is to bomb it and leave it as no-mans-land to shame all three nations.

>>183578551
Around this time it's the fact that the Muricans are asleep and the Europs who aren't neeting it up are busy.

In general there's a reasonably disproportionate number of us here on the site in general. And such a disproportion obviously leads to the same in most sub-divisions.

>>183578705
>australian history class
damn our education system is fucked
What history were you lads taught? We got vague classical greek stories but no actual history and the only part of ww1 we care about through to the cold war.
99% of the shit I know is through self-study.

fun fact: all of the dutch lads I've known are taught some australian history because they wuz explorers and sheeeit

>>183579047
End Times averted I guess

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>>183579260
Whoops forgot my meme image

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>Steel Faith Overhaul
>Cataph's: The Southern Realms with SFO patch for it
>Crynsos' Faction Unlocker+ with SFO Chaos invasion patch
>Mixu's Legendary Lords
>All Tabletop Lords with SFO patch
>And bunch of retex mods

Hope it's will be a fun campaign, gotta keep me busy somehow before Norsca drops. The first battle against Secessionists was pretty interesting with their starting army.

>>183578140
>Did you try the Horus Heresy general?
I didn't know there was a Horus Heresy general. wtf

>>183579446
Do you know of any SFO compatible mods that change empire colours

>>183578140
Sent you an invite btw so just accept whenever you're ready.

>>183579260
I didn't do history in year 11/12 and before that it was rolled into a "Social Studies" class. Very basic outline of both word wars and aus history was about all I took away from it.

Total War and to a lesser extent AoE and Civ got me far more interested in it, enough to spend the occasional evening on wikipedia.

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>Grimgor da Kind
>and trustworthy

>>183579260
My year 9 history teacher was an american who'd been to vietnam and was reasonably interested in history so we got a bit of the american civil war and vietnam. Nothing too major though.
Couple days on the eureka stockade, Captain cook, botany bay and the first fleet and a little bit on Gallipoli (watching the mel gibson movie) and that just about covers the lot. Nothing but date and name memorization of course. Next to none of the teachers seemed knowledgeable or interested in the subject matter.
If you wanna learn anything you gotta teach yourself.

>>183579772
Idk about colours, but I use that retex http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1064855148 and it seems to work fine, haven't noticed anything wrong, already played in two campaigns with it.

>>183579873
>Next to none of the teachers seemed knowledgeable or interested in the subject matter.
>falling for the public school meme

lmao

>>183579857
Does anyone have that screencap where an orc is lamenting the death of his favorite grot?

>>183579873
>Next to none of the teachers seemed knowledgeable or interested in the subject matter.
Isn't that par for the course for most grade school and high school teachers? You don't really need to have a degree in a particular subject to teach it, because they already have course material to prepare that you just regurgitate to the students.

>have the krell mod that lets you take him as a LH
>confederate vampire cunts as VC
>no krell

I really dont want to play the VC

>>183579857
>"I'm gonna build 'em up. I'm gonna plow their fields. I'm gonna clean up their streets and make 'em shine. I'm gonna mend wounds, and make them stronger than ever. An' den I'm gonna get really nice"

-Grimgor Fluffyback

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>>183579956

>>183580080
>potentially taking Krell away from his wife
Just as bad as LL Isabella

>>183579857
I really love how hilarious and random these traits are. Adds variability and character to different playthroughs.

>>183579945
>tfw live in a country were public schools are way better than the private ones
God bless civilization.

>>183580112
Aww

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>>183579857
Grimgor is a pretty nice guy actually.

>>183580301
Damn, that was some fanfic level shit.

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>>183580301

>>183580174
Nigga kemmler is garbage.

>>183580451
Which is why he belongs with Krell.

>>183580260
Finland?

>>183580496
Krell doesnt suddenly make kemmler any better though.

>>183580509
Finland's education system has deteriorated pretty heavily recently. Though not to imply this lad is fresh outta school.

>>183580547

>Giving a character a unique summon ability doesn't make that character better

You wanna explain your reasoning here?

>>183580606
The conversation begins with somebody making Krell recruitable as not just a summon unique to Kemmler.

>>183580547
That's why you put something good and interesting with him.
If you want 'the best' VC stack then why not just use Mannfred, 9 Terrorgeists and 10 Blood Knights? Krell doesn't fit in such an army either.

>>183580606
Krell still crumbles like all other summons and his skills are trash. Until he gets that skill tree change he cant even compete with the other LL.

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>>183578271
Yeah in my Belagar Campagin one of the ghosts King thane after the battle got Fear of Greenskins.

>>183580594
>Finland's education system has deteriorated pretty heavily recently

Why's that? Lack of funding? Refugees?

>>183580712

>Krell still crumbles like all other summons

You stick him in the blob you're spamming heals on you doofus, he'll take 5+ minutes to crumble if he gets healed and in almost every battle that's more than enough to win.

>>183580739
I've only heard from Finnish m8s.
Standard case of "intellectual" policy makers changing something that ain't broke.

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Alright Krell, we're off to Bretonnia.

Why are there +income from razing settlement bonuses WHEN YOU DON'T GET ANY MONEY FOR RAZING SETTLEMENTS

>>183580809
Unless you're going there for sightseeing, I'd stock up on spears and monsters.

>>183580301
Eh, he just wants a fight.

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>>183580301
Wait this story is true ?

I want STUFF tbqh

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>>183575874

>>183580912

I'm gonna switch out some of the skillie swordsmen with spears on the way through raise dead, didn't wanna wait around to build more shit.

>>183580928
>Only in Matt Ward's demented mind.

>>183580975
soon.

>>183580928
Storm of Chaos. So ain't true any more.
Still to TWW, it's as true as the End Times.
Also top tier anti-elf posting regardless.

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>>183580928
Thats right anon, so is the time Snikch climbed up the tallest mountain in the world and stabbed Thorgrim in the back through the best chestplate ever created with poisoned daggers!

>>183581026
Around elves watch yourselfs.

>>183581026

>eternity king
>Storm of chaos

It's End Times, which they somehow managed to make 10 times worse than SoC

>>183581026
That's actually from end times, so still not canon.

>>183581026
No, that's an End Times story alright, Malekith hardly even appeared in Storm of Chaos and he definitely wasn't the Eternity King then.

>>183581026
>Malekith the Eternity King
>Pheonix Guard

Sounds like End Times. Then again I have no idea what happened in Storm of Chaos.

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>>183581082
Goddamit this shit writing. Every time I remember myself about something stupid that happend I got angry. Well but it's not book it's for milking money. Sadly. At least we got good game.

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>>183580301
Malekith bowing to an orc
Fuck GW

>>183581234
Endtimes is fanfic anon, dont worry.
The ravings of an edgy 12 year old to elevate their irelevant factions against the "normie" ones.

>>183581267
>Grimgor not smashing the elf's face in simply for trying to not fight.
>Grimgor not beating Malekith to a bloody pulp, get the elf to tell his secrets and then head off for Archaon.
DIZ STINKS

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Started with Wurrzag and confederated both Grimgor and Skarsnik. Can't hire Azhag though, but nvm fuck that vamp cuck.
Now all big boiz gonna wreck some shit and kick butts. Who should I send to fight who? All major players are still alive.

>>183581368
Get all da boyz together and kill whomever looks like a fun fight.
Greenskin 101

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Alright Krell, now we just need to sneak through Athel Loren without Orion declaring war on us immediately.

>>183581368
CRUNK FRANZ.

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>>183579575

>>183581368
Grimgor to bust Chaos heads
Skarsnik to stab some stunties.

Als get this:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=939915139

>>183581535
Can confirm, invaluable mod.

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>>183580301
Isn't this from the same bullshit arc that tried to make malekith a good guy?

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Look Krell, it seems that the foolish Fay Enchantress has left her home undefended to fight with Parravon

Let's see if they have room for a band of weary travelers.

>>183580301
The End Times actually had a bit of promise at the start but then it became such bullshit.
>So many named characters die any shock value it had disappears by the second book
>Stupid stuff like that image, or Elves engaged in a century spanning civil war filled with hideous atrocities immediately putting aside their differences and teaming up
>GW making new rules and huge centrepiece models before killing the entire setting
>"Thanks for building and painting your personal Warhammer army, now all your guys are dead, their backstories were for nothing and all of the battles and little victories you had never even mattered. Now buy our new Space Marines"

>>183581358
Grimgor didn't kill Valten and Archaon when he could in Storm of Chaos either.

>>183581806
Dem blak boyz ain't proppah

>>183581267
At the end he saved Alarielle.

>>183581457
Well, they have to deal with rebels for now, so Skarsnik is already busy chasing "Crooked Moons".
>>183581490
Frandz is a little bit fucked by Boris and PooPees so it's kinda unfair.
>>183581535
Muh git, I have dat since its release.

Is Grim and the Grave worth it?

>>183581806
Oh but he did so much more to Archaon

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>>183579256
Was anyone else disappointed there were no suprises or easter eggs up in the Chaos wastes? Marched an army with Balthasar up the full length of the realm of Chaos ready for something epic in my first playthrough.

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Uni is about to start up again and I'm only halfway through my (extremely fun) Brettonian campaign.

Fug

>>183580301
>>183581793
Did GW every tell they regret doing the End Times and Age of Sigmar sells like shit?

Only things I know about Age of Sigmar are there are 8 planes based on 8 winds of magic or something and there are "Sigmarines" called Stormcast Eternals or something.

>>183581092
>>183581113
>>183581117
>>183581206
Fuck. Didn't notice Eternity King.

Holy fuck. I always thought it was that bad because it was SoC.

Bravo GW.

>>183581917
He simply stomped him a bit and left to wander into Chaos Wastes.

>>183581894
Well, do you like Empire and Vampires?

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>>183581358
>>183581806
Grimgor knows that letting them live and fight again means a better fight next time.

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>>183581724
Daily reminder that Malekith a gud boy who didnu nuffin.

>>183581962
They wouldn't ever say they made a wrong decision.
Park of the switch to AoS was that fantasy wasn't selling well.
AoS may actually be selling better. I've heard as such. I have no interest so I haven't found out for myself.

>>183581894
Only if you're really into Strigoi and/or Volkmar..
The new units and RoR are nice, but not all that interesting.

>>183581918
I did the same, I was hoping I'd run into a demon boss fight or something but nope it was empty.

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Uh.

Well, okay Khazrak, if you say so.

This is certainly a first.

>>183581981
Yeah but do the new lords change that much?

>>183582031
He only shags his mother.

>>183581894
essential for VC zombie armies to work

>>183581973
Im talkin about ball busta Grimgor

>>183582080

The Lord? Not really.

The units though.

Free Company Militia especially change a lot about how you play Empire in the early game.

>>183582075
I have never seen the Beastmen be a threat to anybody in the campaign

>>183582080
The units do more than the lords.
But the Strigoi Ghoul Thing is pretty great too.

>>183582141
They usually genocide Estalia and then nothing ever.

>>183580301
God damn it Malekith is a great king. Truely too good for the Elves.

>>183582052
>AoS may actually be selling better. I've heard as such. I have no interest so I haven't found out for myself.
It does sell better, but that includes people buying WHFB stuff schedulked to be discontinued. Also support for AoS plummeted pretty soon after release.
For what its worth AoS hasn't caught on at my local club or GW.

any potential new horde factions?

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>>183582075
>that photoshop

>>183582075
... why did you photoshop in Kemmler's name and dumb mug?

>>183579260
>the Bulgarians have fought for it more than anyone else
>Literally conquered by the Turks before the Turks took Constantinople
>only free because Russia wanted to take over Constantinople

Bulgars are this delusional

>>183582195
yes

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>>183582092
Hey, there is nothing wrong with a loving relationship between a mother and son.

>>183582195
Not really, perhaps a Greenskin horde sometime

>>183582052
>fantasy wasn't selling well.

Shit I wonder why that was the case...

>overpriced minis
>game setting is based around having large amounts of rank and file units, which means you need to buy more minis
>GW refusing to ever drop their pricing, even for some of the outdated metal miniatures.

>>183581793
Fantasy had still sold less than paint for 5 years before it was kill
And there's nothing stopping you still playing your army using the old rules

>>183576164
>truth bombs
>being a white knight is a truth bomb

Lying is better than being a beta, I bet you're a manlet too

>>183581267
Why? That's a perfect Dark Elf tactic, they are the ultimate pragmatists and manipulaters. Will-to-power over false pride and "honour."

Is everything after Karl Franz's coronation considered non-cannon for the Total Warhammer contiunity? Like Balthasar Gelt's melting of Nordland's treasury or Green Knight's identity.

>>183582195
Ogres, Daemons, Rogue armies.
Maybe a DE corsiar faction operating from a Black Arc (probably too cool to come true).

Question: If I start as Vlad, will I be able to recruit the other legendary lords?

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>>183582243
>>183582218

I've moved to Bretonnia and will likely have won the campaign before I ever recruit Manny the Fanny.

>>183582286
>people mad a hobby costs money
Once you got 3k points you could have 5 years of fun due to lack of updates
Just your typical poorfags and grognards dragging down games

>>183582195
Ian Roxburgh confirmed that the Sotek & Skrolk DLC will introduce Tehenhuain as a lizardman horde faction.

>>183582375

You will be able to recruit Isabella

Mannfred, Kemmler and the others will only be available if you confederate them.

>>183582375
Isabella, yes. For the others you'll have to confederate.

>>183572998
Hey! I live in Ukraine, and even i bought TWW day 1 for full price

>>183582286
This.

I remember looking at the fantasy miniatures before they killed it and I totally would have built an army if it wasn't so damn expensive.

Like even the paints were like 10$ each.

>>183581962
i'm sorry anon but AoS sells 1000 times better than WHFB ever did.
t. owner of Vampire Counts army

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>>183581358
>Dumb fuck Orc being manipulated by greatest ever Elven leader
Seems right. Remember your average Orc leader get outsmarted by Gobbos every day.

>>183582446
I heard you guys are called Malorussia or something. There was a news about it two days ago.

>>183582385
>All that dosh
>by turn 20
Are you planning to completely start over in Brettonia?

>mess around in Google Chrome
>randomly get Blue Screen with Thread_Stuck_In_Device_Driver every other week or so

That shit really starts to get annoying. Fucking AMD, I swear to god.

>>183582402
>people mad a hobby costs money
>100 dollars for a few plastic toy soldiers

Business protip: the higher you raise the cost of entry the fewer overall customers you'll get in the long term

>>183582502
Black orcs are intelligent-er than others.
And Grimgor is also old as fuck.

>>183582402
it being a hobby doesn't mean it has to be expensive, have some fucking common sense

>>183582524

>Are you planning to completely start over in Brettonia?

Yes.

I'm not going to recruit an army in Drakenhoff ever, I'll let it sit and generate money until it gets overwhelmed by Ostermark or something

>>183582484
damn. can you give me a tl:dr on what is Age of Sigmar's appeal?

>>183582286
They added like $5 to army books every two years as well.

>>183582247
I just think they're neat and their post-Ottoman shenanigans are better than their neighbours.

The entire Balkans is a shitpile bunch of satellite states at the end of the day.

I'm just regretful that after that one time the Bulgars crushed the Saracens that were besieging Constantinople that there was no further cooperation. Without the Greek-Bulgarian conflict both peoples could have achieved so much more.

Ah well, at least we got Basil II from their conflict.

>>183582402
They were obviously just farming shekels. Like remember when stores were staffed by a bunch of lads with shared interest in the product? And then GW cut them all down to just one lonely staff, who was mostly there to push products on the passing by mom who's son asked her to buy them 'muh spess muhreens'.

The actual quality of their minis tanked as well.
>early days of finecast

>>183582454
If you ever get into the hobby never go with gdub's paints. Horrifically overpriced and underperforming.

>play 800 hours of TWW
>enjoy every moment of it
>decide to go back to Shogun 2 as I haven't played it since I was like 16
>It's way funner than Warhammer, combat is way more tactical with all the unit formations
>Try Attila
>combat less fun overall, but again unit formations make it feel more realistic/ satisfying
>try and go back to Warhammer
>Can't play my favourite factions Dawi & Empire anymore, the lack of formations make their armies feel shallow as fuck
>no kneel fire for gunners to make them satisfying as fuck but completely immobile
>no dawi shieldwall to absorb enemy charges
Why did they do this?

It's not like micro is a legit reason, nearly every formation is something you use on the defensive so it's not like it's really intensive to micro your static shieldwall.

>>183582595
Are you going to confederate Mousillion?

>>183581962
>Did GW every tell they regret doing the End Times and Age of Sigmar sells like shit?
Pretty sure a lot of guys at GW (the ones who aren't dead inside yet) don't feel great about the steaming pile of shit that is AoS lore and aesthetics.

It does perform way better than WHFB financially though (which isn't exactly hard).

>>183581724
Malekith is the unironic good guy of the Warhammer world. Only Teclis comes close and he's a limp wristed faggot who doesn't have the balls to lead. The Elves are the advanced magic uberrace of the setting who hold Chaos at bay, and Big Mal is the best leader the Elves have as the immortal son and heir of Aenerion.

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>>183582502
>greatest ever even leader

Yeah ok, let's just ignore that he's responsible for BOTH the war of the beard and the century's long civil war that waisted more elven lives than both storms of chaos combined.

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>>183579857
>>183580112
>I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust. I'm gonna grind their bones. I'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em. I'm gonna bash 'eads, break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left. An' den I'm gonna get the harvest in, it's been a good year for wheat, and we should get a good price per bushel at the market.

>>183582671

If they're still there when I get adjacent to them, yeah.

I wanted to start from one end of Bretonnia so I didn't end up at war with all the Bret factions at once.

>>183582141
Beastmen aren't meant to be a threat, they're a nuisance of raiders who can hit and run your settlements if you're not paying attention

>>183582402
>5 years of fun due to lack of updates
bit of a logical fallacy here Anon.

Lack of updates means you don't have 5 years of fun because you get bored as fuck.

>>183582657
They intentionally made the game shallower, and you know exactly why.

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>95 dollarydoos

fucking hell

>>183582549
>few plastic soldiers
Fine go buy other stuff, hint nowhere near as detailed as GW stuff and may not even be heroic scale, also so many models are hold overs, so now you can get a carnosaur&scar vet + 12 saurus warriors + 8 cold knights for the same price as a carnosaur, but you could have bought the battalions before those were discontinued due to LACK OF SALES

>>183582747

I mean, prices for Fantasy were hardly any more reasonable

>100 bucks for 5 Blood Knights

>>183582657
TW:W is built upon the idea of macro strategy. you pick your units based on the opposing race's weaknesses and strengts and there is whole armor-piercing, anti-large, flying dynamic in it.

in previous games everyone is human and everyone has the same units with same animations. formations are the only place where you could shine in them.

>>183572890
>Mareinburg artwork vs. Marienburg siege in TWW

>>183582782
At least Blood Knight looks good, unlike this space marine abomination

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>>183582657
Formations, unit officers and deployable defences are the main things I miss in Warhammer at the moment, especially since they all featured in the tabletop game.

>>183582582
So you ever tried shooting as a hobby, what about fishing or golfing
Plebs the catflap is there
>>183582743
>he doesn't have a vivid imagination
Anon are you still playing Rome 1?
>>183582782
>heavy metal models
>not just buying dragon princes of caledor and empire reiksguard
>>183582649
Yeah finecast was a fuck up, still pissed the 25th anniversay 40k is in finecast, but I can't open the wrapping because then it won't be mint

>>183582689
>>183582052
>>183582189
>>183582286
>>183582454
>>183582402

-why did they feel the need of killing the entire 35 years old universe just because it wasn't selling well? they could just not update it further and make AoS from air.

-if they wanted it dead, why did they allow CA to create the game? TW:W's existance made more people dislike the End Times and Age of Sigmar.

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>>183582643
-Space marines
T-hat generic Blizzard aesthetic that keeps seeping into everything these days
-Naming conventions right out of 90's Image Comics
- fixed roll values, so you don't have to use your brain to calculate
-simplified skirmish movement without formations or unit facing so you don't have to plan out manneuvers or anything
-some cool new skeleton models

>>183582657
How you going shield wall a monster with 10x your mass? These things are better modelled in-game by mass.

>>183582747
95 US dollarydoos? I think it might actually be cheaper for you to buy it off the UK store.

>>183582935
They had already signed the deal for TWW before The End Times.

They don't necessarily want it dead. They just want it making them money. And on the TT it apparently wasn't.

>>183582657
>in history people would actually have to be told to brace for impact
>war cry was ever a thing outside the haka
>renaissance firearms employed knell rank fire rather than constant volleys

>>183582935
They could have saved it if they had just dropped the prices a little.

I would have built an army for sure if they didn't cost so damn much, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that.

>>183582643
Small armies, simplified rules, cheap for people to get into. They could have just lowered prices for WHFB in general but this lets them trademark a bunch of dumb shit like Aelves so I guess this way was more appealing.

>>183582649
Bulgarian spotted

>le bulgars stopped the arabs.... after they had already weakened the byzantines by invading them in the first place

Wow so heroic

>>183582643
well it's kind of a new slate, new world being built.
End Times killed everyone and Chaos with Archaon won and destroyed world.
Then were years and years of empty space and Sigmar though he has enough of this shit and started new world.
It's now like world consisting of multiple dimensions, kind of like Yggdrassil in Nordic mythology.
Now Sigmar has his own dimension, Lizardmen are called Seraphon now and live in the stars, Nagash has his own undead dimension and is a god now instead of Morr, Skaven have their own dimension and there are billions of billions of them now, they can tunnel between dimensions and basically open portals anywhere.
New high-tech Dwarfs got released lately.
etc.
A lot to discuss desu, it's not bad, everyone is just salty that WHFB is not a thing now and that they have to build up new lore for new world

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Go home balance of power calculator, you're drunk.

Pls no bully over army composition.
Or toaster graphics.

>>183583051
nice reading comprehension my man

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>>183583092
>army composition.

>>183582998
>>183582935
Don't they make money everytime TWW has a DLC?

>>183582657
I think Shogun 2 is the best game in the series and miss a lot of series staples missing in TWW.

But formations have always been tedious nonsense. Easily the worst part to any game or army that relies heavily on them.

>>183583032
>for sure
then why haven't you saved up over the years
>>183582935
because they decided innovation would bring a profit and Sigmar made more in one year than fantasy did in 7 years, and if they had two competitng settings then they'd have to update fantasy still and keep on buying the trademarks rather than let them fall
Free market economics, they've left it to someone else to innovate fantasy battle

>>183582697
I wouldn't be surprised if that had been retconned into being a High Elf plot to make Malekith look bad.

>>183582793
>in previous games everyone is human and everyone has the same units
I think you mean everyone has access to the same units.

You make it sound as if everyone walks around in the older games with the same armies when a lot of the time the player and the AI develop in very different directions and you face very different forces to your own.

Formations were more about making the game realistic than interesting and that applies to Warhammer as well, where these factions are meant to be realistic fighting forces.

>>183582769
How much dick do you suck on a daily basis?

>>183582851
>accurate city sieges will be a DLC in the future

>>183583209
>Sigmar made more in one year than fantasy did in 7 years

Nice meme.

>>183582935
>>183582935
>why did they feel the need of killing the entire 35 years old universe just because it wasn't selling well?
Because the CEO at the time was notorious for hasty, not-quite<-though out business decision to calculate quick cash for the investors.

>>183582935
>they could just not update it further and make AoS from air.
They could probably have brought back Mortheim to drum up interest and allow people to get into gaming with a reasonable budget.
They chose not to.

>>183583209
I'm pretty sure they are still paying for the trademarks of WHFB. They would not want whfb to be the public domain and not get bucks from game publishers anymore.

>>183583180
>Franchise owner making money from a part of their franchise being published

gee I wonder

>>183583212
>dude nah we just turned down the fire of Asuryan the second time as a prank

>>183583118
It doesn't matter, the Bulgarians fucked up the Byzantines then said "oh shit there are some other assholes on the other side, we should team up for a bit"

And then filthy autistic slavs and turks ruined the Roman empire and the Greek aristocracy became the Turkish aristocracy (lol) and the only Greeks left over were the rednecks living in useless hill country.

>>183582935
What buggers mw most why GW wouldn't keep making Warhammer Fantasy models and books as separate game from Age of Sigmar as they did with Horus Heresy.

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>>183581535
>All those people in the comments saying it's spelled "Ork"

I am triggered.

>>183583332
> Turkish aristocracy (lol)

Ottoman bureaucracy was as elaborate as the Roman one. And Ottomans did not have an aristocracy, a slave soldier could become the Vizier if he had the brains for it (which happened many times).

>>183577294
So what aspect do you feel is Venetian that also doesnt apply to the dutch merchants?