pour one out for maut edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
old >>183458963
Pugna
Delete this shit thread and try again you fucking animeNEET, this time with an appropriate OP
When do the GOOD teams play?
>wake up
>excited about upcoming TI
>remember Day9 is hosting
Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
>>183493489
make your own fucking thread then retard
kumiko is dota 2 related
>>183493381
This can't be reeeeal right
I know Valve will going to surprise me at TI
The answer, by the way, is a lot. I've Tweeted this before but arguably the best three managers in the three biggest U.S. pro sports- Joe Maddon, Bill Belichick, and Gregg Popovich, have played a total of ZERO games combined in their respective professional leagues. Yes there are plenty of former pros who've transitioned to successful analysts, but there are an equal number of great casters and analysts who never played professionally. The idea that you can't analyze Dota without being a pro, former pro, or having X MMR is fiction. Period.
>dotards PAID MONEY to get cucked by starbulls
>>183493295
>check all the post TI4 prize distribution
>the TI that EG won had the least % for 1st place
LMAO
I have a second OP ready to be posted in case this one gets deleted.
Matthew Bailey@Cyborgmatt
$22,000,000!
http://dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2017
>>183493668
sshhhh quiet now
who fuccboi here
EG is the only team that can do well in more than one TI.
It's literally impossible for them to fall for honeypots or fall victim to the TI curse
Success Breeds Jealousy
>>183493514
>sunscuck and his wife's bf didn't get invited
How? Both of them did more work than flax or day9 ever did.
>>183493776
CANCEL BLYAAAATT
>>183493776
Is that cancel?
Are we pretending the OP picture is not unrelated or what's going on here?
>>183493824
>Nu EG is the same team as golden age PPD EG
kys thirdie
>>183493882
keep reporting so an actual dota related OP >>183493696 gets posted
>chink team wins TI
>gets 44-46%
>american wins TI
>gets 36%
>>183493776
Is cancel actually gay?
Somebody told me cancel was actually a legit homo and I think I believe it.
>>183493776
typical romanian from the gypsy south region face
>>183494003
Post the difference between TI3/TI4 prize money, add in swedish taxes and laugh at alliance
>>183493776
Reminder he is gonna look like a 50 year old gypsy by the time he reaches 25.
>le epic bulldog vs synderen xD just like my favorite stream!!!!!
>SKAAADOOOOSH xDD
>posted pic related like a week ago and tried every concievable fix or troubleshoot suggested
>turns out when the game timeouts the connection just DIES for dota and dota alone for a few seconds, it even goes in offline mode in the main menu
>sometimes around 23:00 the connection dies on all devices for 10-20 minutes and I get an abandon
Is there some sort of port that I have to open for dota or something? This shit is getting on my nerves. This is goddamn optic fiber connected by ethernet.
>>183494049
Hehe really?
>This guy comes in slaps your girl's ass and tells you to kill your self
what do you do?
>>183494042
nah he's straight
>>183494096
>this year's 4th place is gonna get more money than alliance winning ti3
>>183494182
that motherfucking FOREHEAD
>>183494182
nadota literally in flames right now
REMINDER THAT CCnC IS OUR GUY, BOTH NADOTA AND REDDIT HATE HIM. What more could you want, honestly?
>>183494096
>ti3 1st: 1.4m (50%)
>ti4 1st: 5m (46%)
>ti5 1st: 6.6m (36%)
>ti6 1st: 9.1m (44%)
>>183494332
but I hate him too though
>Thinking I'm not reporting this shit OP
AnimeNEETs be dashed.
Can't wait for C9 to get BTFO, again!
>>183494332
Wtf I like ccnc now!
>>183494173
somewhere on the line he has a turk or gypsy ancestry
>>183494197
does someone have the FREE 1 mill picture
Is there a thread or recruiment for the euw battlepass going on here later?
why wont we see a single pudge during ti?
>>183494391
Boy you're gonna be upset once C9 win TI and every thread and OP becomes full of C9 anime memes then.
>>183494197
bulldog said that swedish government taxed 40% of his TI earnings
Why didn't you just vote?
POST LEWD TA
>>183494561
battlecup i mean
>>183494578
How come anime is full of white people? Japan and Korea are so cucked it's unbelievable
>>183494660
No. I want cute Lanaya
>An actual animeNEET replied to me
Gross.
>>183494623
I fucking DID
>>183494597
somebody has to pay for all those refugees to come rape swedish women
reminder to vote for Sniper to BTFO redditors
>>183494597
alliance took like 20% as well
dude literally made nothing, most of his money is from streaming.
>>183494332
fuck off quinn you're nobody's guy you cunt
>>183494597
>china tax their winners 30%
>some % to the org as well
>cost of living in china is so cheap that it doesn't matter
>not to mention chinks have insane streaming contracts
>>183494391
Oh boy, you will love the anime memes.
How the fuck Dick Posner didnt get invite but Rumi that did jack shit for the past two years did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=his4CVI6HPQ&feature=youtu.be
>>183494332
I can relate to his frustration but that's the worst side of me. Mixed feels guys.
The NP logo will stay in my profile forever
reminder that size of prize pool = prestige of winning
>>183495161
epic memes dakota!!!
I upvoted your reddit thread this year too!!!!
can't wait to force you in another valve tournament!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>183495161
>>183495161
Oh my god it's like Jack has an extremely marketable sets of language of skills including perfect english, perfect chinese and perfect translation skills while Kotldude is a jack of all trades (LUL) some memes, some hosting some casting here and there ...
>>183493295
>44 (FORTY FOUR) % OF 22 (TWENTY TWO) MILLION
did they release the distribution yet?
>>183495228
>golden EE
i'm jelly
Why do people hate CCnC? Every NA player spergs out in pubs now and then, he'll probably do fine casting or whatever he is doing there.
>>183495423
yea, check liquipedia, it's almost the same as last year except 0.5% of 2nd place goes to bottom 2 teams
>>183495565
Why does CCnC get hate for being a toxic asshole and not Pyrion?
>that time when puppey got """hacked"""
We all knew it was really him.
>>183495338
except TI5 was less competitive than TI4
>>183495817
how? because some literal who's with a mid who couldn't play the most broken mid in the game got the the grand finals?
>>183495963
Half of the cdec players are honestly the worst players to make top 4 at a TI, let alone a final.
There where like 3 good teams coming into ti5, and the favourite to win fell apart and bombed out in 8th
>>183495767
>>183495767
could really be, one shot of vodka too many, one hour of d2g too long, one scrim lost too many and it will do that to you
>>183495565
Honestly because he picked on mason, nadota's favorite cock to suck. He said that if mason's current team gets to a lan he will quit dota. Mason's current team at the time never did. It wasn't until they did some roster changes that they managed to qualify for one. Now nadota's assmad that he got an invite because he's "just" 9k mmr and made every other mid in the na qualifers look bad. Honestly I didn't give a shit about ccnc but seeing how ass ravaged reddit and nadota got I started to like him. PPD and other pros seem to like him so whatever.
>>183495648
I saw some people call pyrion out cus he does th same shit but they all got downvoted kek
>>183496241
>seeing how ass ravaged reddit and nadota got I started to like him
is this why women like blacks
>>183495817
>techies first ban against aui every game
>aui kicked right after
>ppd quits pro dota months after
even ppd couldnt live with the shame
>all that butthurt in r/dota2 and their backup general, /d2g/ because GrantShit isn't invited but people like tortedelini and ccnc are
Amazing, I enjoy this so much.
>>183496636
because they are retarded?
>>183496636
>>183496763
They will always pay the toll. Now for something dota related because reddit will get assmad about the pic.
NUMALE VS SECRET ROUND 2 IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WHERE ARE DA ESPORTS AT
Normally i couldn't care less for esports and stuff, but holy shit, i can't believe valve actually made Day9 the host, i can't fucking believe it.
Worst decision ever.
>>183496720
no but really, who the fuck is tortedelini?
i've seen him write guides and shit but that hardly warrants a TI invitation
>>183497420
the 2k-3k mmr players who use guides like him.
>>183497185
i saw a funny drawing of that kid
>>183493572
People who claim this don't understand how bad they are.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME
>>183497420
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=176984007
nevar forget!
What do you do when someone steals your role after you marked it first?
Do you euthanize the game?
>>183497651
in the purgatory, because it's DEAD
>tfw no Q T A V E R A G E K O R E A N gf
Is dota up yet?
csgo is so fucking boring
>>183497785
pick broodmother, jungle to level 3/4 and then creepskip their lane between the enemy towers so they're eternally cucked
>>183497884
would breeding with a chink fuck up your gene pool worse than japs or koreans?
>>183497884
>breed korean girl
>your children look like rats because they didn't have shitload of visit to surgeon
Will she getting picked again?
>>183497947
what's the item build for this?
i F E E L the N E E D to perform C O N S E N S U A L intercourse with F W O S H Y for the sole purpose of P R O C R E A T I O N
>>183498126
>what's the item build for this?
soul ring into solar crest ofc like you normally play broodmother
if you need to euthanise the game hardcore farm your jungle and spend all excess spiders to feed in lanes until you get a necrobook, then feed them too
>>183498126
>>183498126
talon soul ring
>Go MoM Radiance on Void
>I now deal damage, can farm, and can itemize shit items like Manta Linkens BKB without being the no damage hero
Wow, so that was the secret to safelane void.
>Tfw 3 of arcana candidates I play regularly
When Sniper throws Rubick in the dumpster I will be happy
>>183498321
you should be executed
>>183498321
I love sniper invoker but I love TA more,
>>183498512
Just think of how badass an Invoker arcana would be though, 10 spells of pure sex.
If he wins I think it will be worth it desu
This is Jacob. Say something nice about him.
>>183498620
100$ say the arcana will only modify the spells not modified by dark artistry
>>183498620
>invoker arcana
>tf2 inspired
>sniper arcana
>CSGO skin
>>183494182
>slaps your girl's ass
I ain't seeing it happen. My ass, maybe.
LOLI PUGNA
ALL FORGIVEN SLACKS
cap is turning into a beautiful man desu, he has some aura about him or something
Did slacks just make a loli pugna reference?
>>183494332
fuck off we hate him too
>>183498850
he's annoying but he makes me laugh
>>183498620
There are strings in the files for a female Invoker set. I won't be surprised if that's his arcana should he win.
Is there any doubt anymore that Slacks browses here?
d2g memes are leaking again
>Slacks literally called Pugna female
>"Watch out what you find on the internet"
What did he mean by this?
Is he trying to meme her into the game?
>tfw you win mid and other lanes but your teammates are still retarded and lose
>>183499010
My brain says no, but my dick says yes.
mfw the pugna loli posters were right
>Slacks is shilling himself on here everyday
WTF I LITERALLY LOVE SLACKS NOW
>>183498145
dont you have songs to make fwosh, stop shitposting about yourselfyou are cute though
>>183498285
should go octarine as well
>4 second time walk
>mfw reddit think slacks started the fempugna meme
>>183499131
>absolutely stomp the offlane
>holy shit we won the other lanes too
>they dive t2 at 8 min and die
i didnt want to win anyway
WHO is the girl in singsings vlogs and is she his gf??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOD_7dW5by8
Have you forgotten slacks stole whos that dotamon from us too (and did it wrong like all redditors do)
>>183499427
Sounds like my kind of meme.
>>183499202
memes imitate art
life imitates memes
art imitates life
>>183499543
nara
>d2g shit on slacks yesterday
>slacks pulls out the big guns pandering to d2g's pedo tendencies
>wtf i absolutely love him now
He's playing you like a damn fiddle.
>>183499131
>Win my mid lane
>Gank safe lane like im supposed to
>They are feeding so I have to continuously go there and force feed them kills
>Do this as much as humanly possible because our retarded Sven needs to win the game for us soon
>Eventually gets enough items and levels to be relevant
>After laning phase ends he proceeds to just jungle for the next 20 minutes, only graces us with his presence in teamfights 2 times during the whole game
>When we are getting our base pushed in he starts blaming us for the loss
>mfw
odd vs secret again?
>>183499575
no, here's a proper /d2g/ edition
>Nahaz dropping the truth bombs
>singsong vlogs about his jap trip
These are actually great
>>183499604
Its not Nara, the place they're at is called Nara park
>>183499727
MEN LIE
>>183493529
(you)
>>183499724
If this is ember spirit you better kill yourself.
>>183499649
>>183499649
>feed them kills
wrongm you take the kills, they're yours
>>183499742
Not Dota related
>day9 is dota related now
>>183499862
>proper /d2g/ edition
it's ember for sure.
THAR SHE BLOWS
slacks please give a shoutout to mommy
>>183499742
>Thinking vlogs from an obnoxious tunnel gremlin are entertaining
>>183499727
basic gestalt me pham
why do people from USA always look extra large ?
>>183499724
jugg
>>183500007
High fructose corn syrup in everything.
>hating on ourguy slacks
Lmaoo
>>183499862
>>183499921
>>183499954
brainlets
>>183500062
ascendant memeber of tribe_turkmenistan
>>183499724
this is puck
>>183499727
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq24cn
>>183500007
Processed food
Seriously, me and other friends from Europe got sick after 3 DAYS in US
Their food is DISGUSTING
EVERYTHING IS SUGAR
Horrible
>always play at my best
>never get tilted
>still lose
It's not fair
>>183500213
>yuros are giant pussies who can't handle a real meal
L M A O
>>183500213
>Fragile little Yuropoors can't handle robust food meant for big strong Americans without sick
>>183494623
>>183494786
I put all 48 of my votes on sniper cuz reddit hates him
>>183499649
i just had a similar game just now , was he a shitty void?
>>183500264
>>183500361
You guys are great, everyone's great, god bless.
>>183500264
>>183500361
>most of the strongest men are european
>>183500361
>>183500264
I still don't understand why everything has that corn syrup in it, so sweet.
>>183500170
based build anon if i do say s(and i DO say so if you dont mind me saying)
>>183500425
>I'll stop breathing because Reddit likes breathing
please do
Where... is... my... invite
>>183500547
why does america hate itself?
loving the zeus btw
Why everyone suddenly wants to fuck fwosh?
>>183500669
because you can get a pack of 8 of those for only $1!
>>183500547
Because Corn Syrup is cheap and we don't hate ourselves enough to eat things that taste like grass.
>>183500596
Still assmad that ur shitter lost? ;)
>>183500616
lumi got it LOL
oh wow I fucking love this based Slacks guy!
He bings the best memes I swear!
I especially like his youtube videos with the funny voices (Broodmother xD) haha
>>183500721
>suddenly
>>183500547
<booga me sell real meat
<nobody buy
>ooga me put sugar
>ooga ppl buy
>>183500515
strongmen are half PEDs at any time
>>183500716
you pointing this out makes me uncomfortable man what are you trying to say here lmao niggers fuck you and your shit bruh
>>183500547
You do realize that only really cheap food is made like that, right?
>Go to America
>Buy the cheapest possible food
>Wonder why its lacking in quality
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>arc warden
how can one drafter be THIS presidential?
>>183500975
All people buy is cheap food. Go to /ck/ it's nothing but people talking about fast food like it's gourmet shit
>>183500953
can you BE any more reddit?
Reading twitch chat makes my blood boil, just knowing that there are people who find this shit funny
>>183501063
>Average people buy affordable things
WOW HOW DARE THEY BE FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE
>>183501112
I'm fucking tired of you man, I'm real fucking tired of you
i need to win game as brood
whats d2g approved build
>>183501164
you'll say anything to be right won't you
>>183499727
OUR GUY
I have a weird mouse issue where it double clicks after I single click, shits weird, how do i solve it?
>>183501320
get a new mouse
>daily hero is Lycan again
I suppose I should be happy its not brood.
>moonmeaner
more like liabilitymeander
I'm deaf what does barathum charge sounds like
>>183501289
Go be a snob on /ck/ faggot that's clearly where you belong
>>183501431
Sounds like a normal charge ya deaf cunt
>>183501431
BRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>183501421
Or chen
>>183501294
>when i BTFO'd Noxville a few weeks ago on twitter
>gets flux'd
>runs away from his creeps
why w33 is so fucking bad
>>183501320
>>183501409
Replace the switch.
>>183501496
vroom vroom ?
>it's down to reso to carries these animals again
hope he gets onto a good team
reminder that planet odd is a marketing scheme to trick children into gambling.
>>183501763
Bet navi end up picking him up
>dotaTV still not working
ffs how can i watch TI with this stuck at loading shit
>>183501808
If they build a team to play around him it might not be so bad
honestly the rest of CIS outside of VP aren't that much better
>TI1 dendi
what does he mean by this
>radiance necro
best cancer build
>>183501550
I don't think I'd actually feel obliged to try if it was Chen, so in a way it wouldn't be that disappointing.
>>183501294
>>183499727
>still buttmad about the noxville backlash
>wahhh reddit was mean to me
>still being a cancerous old cunt
>b-but muh autistic data collection
completely and utterly B T F O
>>183494623
>buying buttholepasses
why do pros play lane so terribly against arc
ta could just manfight him instead of running and getting flux'd
>>183493381
OP fixed
>>183501896
That was his inspiration
>moon
>>183493572
That's cute. Too bad dota panels have always been fucking shit even with those 'analysts' who simply spout random numbers without elaborating on them.
Maybe it's possible to actually listen to a panel this TI instead of using it for a snack break.
>>183502006
good stuff drawfriend
saved
Nice hook
I wish moon would go back to being le funny midlane streamer
what does the gold on the topright supposed to be? it doesnt seem to be moving and its not the networth of anything
>>183501294
>When I BTFO'd Noxville
what a retard, what kind of person would write that and mean it?
>>183502092
I wish moon would go back to HoN, where he belongs
>>183502006
Selemaide?
>>183502041
The problem with having pros as analysts is they all rolled a 1 on charisma and every panel becomes a mumblefest. Remember 1437 and aui panels at kiev?
>>183493572
except these people are paid millions of dollars to know the fucking game. Day9 learned Dota 2 from fucking PURGE who is shit at this game
>>183502129
Lead in gold.
>>183501294
>grope sheever
>she get breast cancer
based
>>183502267
the 27545? its literally not moving and thats not the lead in gold. Is it for something outside of the game related?
>troll memelord everygame
>>183502145
shut up slut
WHY AM I SO BAD
>>183502580no metamorphosis
>PLANET ODD
MORE LIKE
>PLANET SODD OFF
: ^ )
>giving planet shit some free kills to create the illusion that they're not going to get choked to death by splitpushing robots
>>183502580
his movement speed is trash and a lot of his gimmicks got gutted
>>183502580
you're a bad player
>SECRET
MORE LIKE
>SHITREKT
AMIRITE?
>>183502978
>winning the honeyest lan
>>183502417
>dagon worshiping fishman in every game
Opinion on this?
anyone play Gigantic?
>>183503265
>no redeye
>the two hosts are bandwagoners from other esports that died
its shit!
This is actually genius on Secrets part.
By letting Odd place a honeypot lan, they're more likely to stick together after TI, thus enabling secret to collect easy wins later on down the line.
There was this item that you could buy to "support" a team, where did they go in the new client?
>>183503472
>implying redeye isn't a bandwagoner
>>183503265
is anyone going to yell at Valve for the lack of diversity? I mean theres only Kaci and Sheever. Where's Annemilk?
>>183503265
mosly good
>pajkatt
:-/
>troels and bulldongerino lmao
:-))
>>183503502
pendants? abandoned
>player has visible white heads on his face
>he doesnt pop them
???????
>>183503475
Nah, they're just throwing because they don't want to reveal real Strats.
Why do you think did they play fucking Safelane Pit Lord yesterday?
>>183503534
Overwatch is really leading the diversity charge
>>183503265
>Kaci
Yes
>Slacks
>ODpixel
>synderen
>bulldog
"We want the 15 year old reddit audience"
>>183503792
>>kaci
>good
>>ODpixel
>>synderen
>bad
actually off yourself
>>183503763
I miss Soe.
I hope she's happy.
>>183503763
I miss Soe you guys....
>>183503763
But It's only men there
>>183503840
She certainly looks it there
It's like looking at pictures of your ex and she's way happier now than she ever was with you
>>183503878
>>183503932
Hello James
>barathrum is OP
t. /d2g/
wrong yet again
>>183503763
HOW GOOD ARE OVERTUMBLE E SPORTS YOU GUYS? I NEVER WATCHED ANY
>>183503992
the absolute state of [anonymous proxy] dota
>>183504123
They can't get the spectating to work right and every game is the same picks, not good most of the time.
>>183503763
God Soe has such a punchable face
Then again I bet they've already done that
this is literally a honeypot LAN right?
>>183504123
absolutely horrible
>>183504257
it's in Georgia, so more like a HFCSlan
>>183504247
she's the epitome of a tumblr quirky girl gamer(boy) persona.
>>183504376
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>183504505
I'm not sure.
I'd need to do some in depth research to form an opinionsource?
WHO WON THE GAME?
>Only support on the team, but they tell me to go solo mid
>3/5ths of the team doesn't speak english
>One of them leaves almost immediately
>Safe To Leave in under 10 minutes
Why?
>>183504630
not Secret :^)
>>183504505
gay
>p-pudge is bad
What happened to CLQ?
>>183503534
>is anyone going to yell at Valve for the lack of diversity?
There isnt enough women because women themselves are not interested enough, that is all there is to it.
>>183504671
>told you to go mid
youre lucky, I can almost never get mid uncontested. always a retard that wants it
>>183504910
became desperate for attention and started advertising his ((((REAL VOICE)))) streams super hard on top of turning into reddit and thus everybody stopped caring about him
>>183504958
>always a retard that wants it
and what do you do when this happen?
>>183503265
Fire:
>Lyrical
>Rumi
>Flax
>TorteLiterallyWho?
Hire:
>Lacoste
>Kotlguy
>Grant
>Some random statguy like Nahaz or something
>>183505049
offlane
>>183499775
BUT STATS
>>183504958
I probably could've played it, since I was Oracle, but most of the rest of the team didn't have a single brain cell among them.
The abandon was a mercy, playing that game out would've been torture.
>>183505129
wait, was Nahaz not invited or did he not want to go?
>>183505049
If I'm first on the the map I just pick the hero and it works most of the time, if not I just go carry and if that's taken I random
>>183497185
reminder that /pol/ mistranslated this and it's actually about her talking about single moms. She's not actually one.
The Record is now Corrected
>>183505183
No statsmen were invited
>>183504910
He stopped being "every dota player in your pubs" and just salting out of control every game and started to believe his own PMA bullshit and thinking he was good.
>>183502006
the moon waxes and my eupho wanes
>>183505129
this desu senpai
>>183504910
he stopped doing meta-videos and meme builds, he discarded his voice
basically he stopped doing what made him great
I can listen to this video while I do chores around the house, it's like dota therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HG8vVw6Zts
>>183502006
rare
HOLY SHIT OUR GUY ODPIXEL SHILLING FOR SNIPER
I miss alch desu
>>183503472
what esport is Machine from?
BANNED AGAIN :'(
>>183505456
>basically he stopped doing what made him great
You must be 18 or older to be here.
I play Rubick way more than the other 4 but I kinda want Invoker to win the Arcana.
I'm not voting though, I don't own a goypendium.
>>183505590
CS:GO
so the last people are Rubick, Invoker, Pudge and Sniper? Literally a reddit vote
Who's hyped to see Gaben's speech at ti7 opening ceremony
Was that TC with a kid?
Where's my PPY Chen?
Secret with the maphack draft, hoping they dont get stomped so I can see aghs on both NS and KOTL
ATTENSHUN
THE SISTERS HAVE BEEN PICKED
>>183504838
why isn't he?
>Lina, CM, and 3 dudes with huge cocks
Dotards, the slut sisters are slutting it up again
>>183505842
i wonder how little will he care this year
>>183505998
>thanks for the money dipshits, play ball
>safelane visage
puppey really doesn't want to win, does he?
do you think Kotlguy has realized he will never be invited to another TI yet?
>>183505842
WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL
*screams and claps*
>tfw you have to support your quarry
>mid mp
>safelane midone
???
>>183505771
>invoker/pudge
How exactly?
>>183506093
why not?
>no LSA at level 1
I thought pro players were supposed to be good
>>183505842
>>183505998
Reminder that HL3 announcement at TI7
How does Pyrion keep getting invited to these events?
You don't see his faggot face all year and then he's suddenly at TI every year
>>183505971
Does Tiny have a big cock before he levels his ulti?
>>183505842
wasnt Gaben not even at TI6? or was that E3?
>>183505971
That's barley enough cocks for one girl though???
>>183506413
well if Lycan summon his wolves thats 2 more knots
>>183506326
Esports is all about knowing the right people.
Remember Conrad at Kiev?
>>183503265
>tfw 2GD is never coming back
>>183506326
same way Day9 is hosting it despite never before participating in a single Dota event.
Normies like him
>>183506327
level 1 - 4 inches
level 6 - 6 inches
level 12 - 12 inches
level 18 - 24 inches
Aghs adds another 6 inches
>>183505971
who gets the totem?
>stop watching dota for 6 months
>literally the same boring heroes getting picked
The actual fuck guys
>mfw watching TI 2012
And you faggots complain about LoL being homogenized?
These heroes are literally, /LITERALLY/ building the exact same fucking items 5 years later and playing those heroes the exact same way.
2012 LoL is completely unrecognizable from 2017 LoL. Not only have a ton of heroes (not all) changed massively, but the itemization massively different as well.
This game is stagnant garbage and that's why only 3rd worlders play this trash
>>183506607
why do you lie?
>kotl + ns draft
>you are strong both during day and night
>stop coming to d2g for 6 months
>literally the same shitposts
uh.. dotards?
>>183506616
>2012 LoL is completely unrecognizable from 2017 LoL
that's because they've pruned every fun item out of the game and now have a philosophy that giving players information is bad.
>>183506683
The only different hero I'm seeing is Lycan
>>183506607
I can destroy you with hard evidence readily available but I'm not gonna spend more effort and time than this for a drop out animeNEET thirdie.
>>183506861
there's a visage and a tiny and nobody picked ES 6 months ago, they pickef Magnus
What is this retarded support tiny shit? So fucking dumb
>>183506607
>six months
that's like 3 whole different metas retarded animeposter
>>183506861
>Lycan wasn't being picked 6 months ago
how can you be so wrong about everything?
>>183506948
memes
>>183506818
this one is true
is that a support tiny
>>183503265
>no redeye
>no bruno or james
>SLACKS
>AGAIN
>Support zeus
>Roaming tiny
>Carry underlord
Have we ventured into the golden age of dota?
>>183506616
Troll wasn't there, earthshaker didn't see the offlane till years later, tiny roaming instead of paired with a wisp, nightstalker didnt see the roaming position till years later and on and on
but yeah, keep thinking that
Every day
>>183506843
t. dotard who never even got to level 30
2017 LoL items are much, much more interesting than what we had in S1/2/3.
Enjoy your stagnant 3rd worlder moba that valve doesn't give a shit about LOL
>>183506954
>3 whole different metas
This fucking stockholm syndrome, I feel bad for you
Necro units should get truestrike at level 2.
i never know mp play visage?
Could someone explain the whole "Day9 is only playing Dota to ride on the fame"?
When has he done similar things before, has he not always only nearly played SC?
>>183507229
>he posts dog memes
Lycan wolves should mount Lina and Rylai desu
>>183506607
KotL, NS, Visage, Troll, ES and Tiny would not have been picked 6 months ago.
Thats 7/10. Lycan certainly wasn't that popular either.
>>183507225
you don't even play the game, you just shitpost all day
>>183507398
He threw starcraft under a bus for "variety streaming" years ago
>>183507342
every mid/carry player has been practicing visage for TI
>>183507195
They planned this from the start. Day9 wanted to start hosting but he was sick of the game, so he wanted to switch to something else. Gaben said sure but the community will hate you if you pop out of nowhere. Enter Purge Coaches Day9.
Prove me wrong, dee too gee
>>183507398
he has been slowly getting days where he plays other games but ditched sc2 only like 2 years ago
>>183507398
day9 doesnt really like dota, he just went from a dying game to another game and pretend to like it because that's his job.
>>183507441
1 girl + 2 knots is the way to go desu
>game turns into third world shitshow
>valve funnels money into ti7 pricepool so it doesn't appear dead
I really wonder who's going to be buying their hats soon. Certainly not Ahmed or Boris
>>183507548
>>183507509
so he's a a traitor and greedy because he abandoned a dead game?
>>183507572
>game turns into third world shitshow
?
>valve funnels money into ti7 pricepool so it doesn't appear dead
?
ah yeah, the source is always the ass.
>>183507398
it was hilarious how he ditched SC2
He was making less and less content and at some point absolutely stopped doing any sc2 videos, then when people started asking him about it he started banning them from his twitter without explaination.
But once LOTV (sc2 last expansion) was announced he was suddenly like "hell yeah who else is hyped for some sc2 XD"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereEJVg8X68
reminder that the Prophet James "2GD" Harding called this back in 2012
>>183507572
The way valve has been pushing cosmetics reminds me of how dying MMOs who have no money left for actual development start to pop out cosmetics after cosmetics and try to make those updates sound like big deals
IMMORTAL TREASURE 3
BUY NOW!!
>>183506616
>DotA
>heroes can play any role
>LoL
>Champions have 1, maybe 2 lanes on average and if you play them in another role you can get banned, even if you explain what you're doing to your teammates.
>>183507732
>?
Kill yourself thirdie
>>183505771
Rubick is reddit's choice lol
>>183507834
Funny, Slacks called day 9 out in exactly the same style during PPD show thing
I still don't quite get how you're supposed to beat a Bristleback. Unless you invest 2 supports solely to keep him from ever getting exp he will ass rape his lane 1v3 no stopping it. You cannot kill him and he can kill you at any time. He wins the midgame for free.
>>183494441
butthurt bulgarian detected
>>183507834
The Prince that was Promised
>>183507982
silver edge
>>183507845
I don't see it being any more rapid than last year, or the year before.
what happened to NS mid?
>>183507732
Imagine how delusional you have to be to pretend third worlders aren't like 70% of this game's population
>Moonmeander is ba...
>>183507982
pick LC
pick heroes who can buy diffusal
>>183507834
I want to lick Soe
>>183507695
Let's put it this way
There's a difference between somebody discovering day9 is playing dota now, and that he started to stream dota 2 on his own and slowly crawled back his way into the scene.
And then there's day9 announcing that HEY, DAY9 HERE, THE ONLY AND ONE DAY9 IS PLAYING DOTA 2 NOW! COME TO HIS STREAM, HE'S FROM SC2! A BIG THING THERE! AND PURGE IS GONNA COACH HIM, AND FUN STREAM, AND BLA BLA, LOOK ME, IM DAY9, I LOVE DOTA 2!
>>183507398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ereEJVg8X68&feature=youtu.be&t=4
2GD firing shots at day9
>>183508085
-d to the bone
>>183508026
>Mid/Late game item that not every core wants that he has to deviate from his standard build to counter a single hero
>>183507834
she looked so much better with long hair
too bad James fucked her mind amongst other things
reminder that Secret peaked with EE
i dont like day9 that much but hating him because he abandoned dead game mostly killed by retarded devs is stupid
>>183508184
Well said. /scv/ being joyous is all ironic shitposting. We hate day9 for the bloodsucking leech he is, and don't want him spoiling another esport.
>>183507982
Mana burn
any decent trilane should be able to kill him
>cant like EG or else your nonwhite amerinigger
>cant like liquid or else your arab
>cant like secret because they are fucking terrible
what is a guy to do
First item Solar Crest is the most dogshit Visage builds since its nerf.
No wonder they're losing.
>>183507834
those days are never coming back
>>183508453
you know it goy
>>183508304
>waah why do i have to adapt my build to efficiently counter my enemies
hello 2k
>>183508453
like VP
>>183508482
yeah, soe will never do a dota event ever again because she works for cunt blizzard now
>1ST PLACE EU QUALS LOSING TO A TEAM THAT LOST TO COL AND GOT 5TH PLACE IN NA QUALS
>>183508554
b-but it's a honeypot
>>183508453
Like Planet Odd because Misery's dad is an adorable, wizened old man that gets really happy when his boy wins
>>183508453
like C9
>>183508554
its literally a honey pot
>>183508691
Im really sad misery isn't going to TI now
>>183507834
>2GD calling out Day9 for jumping ship from a dead game
>After he himself did the same thing from quake
dotards the sequel amirite?
>>183508823
Misery's dad has such a great beard
>>183508453
>>cant like liquid or else your arab
be a matumbabro
>>183508837
James was always an Esports/behindthescenes,headhunter
Day9 is THE Starcraft guy
>Shitrekt getting absolutely destroyed by Planer Numale (the team that got knocked out of TI quals by fucking complexity)
Imagine being a shitrekt fan
How embarrassing
>All this reddit buttblast over some literal who kotlguy not being invited
>Glorious Sean narcissist Plott going to host ti as well
Im fucking hype bros.
>you will never tune in live on Tuesday afternoons for the GD show again
It hurts so much
day9 is extremely narcissistic
I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.
As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.
>Dragon Lance now requires two pairs of shoes instead of the fucking Quarterstaff that would make up the body of the spear
what
NO
DUST
>>183509123
I don't want to feel this feel.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>183509205
a classic
>>183509231
b-but they have a gem
>>183509238
BOOM
Headshot
>random 3k garbage and people who dont even play the fucking game should be paid to analyze the biggest esports tournament in the world
anyone who is upset about these invites should feel bad. Valve is 100% in the right
>>183509205
>tfw no original narcissism copypasta
Why aren't you guys watching the ESA marathon rather than dreamleague?
>>183509404
>ESA marathon
the what?
>>183509123
>Day9 gets into dota
>brings InControl and other old boys club into the scene
>State of the Game is resurrected
It's the only other good esports show
>>183509354
>nahaz actually thinks he knows what hes talking about when he mentions outdated stats from 2 patches ago
>>183509404
>dishonored
meh watching puppey lose is more entertaining right now
I remember one event where Tasteless started to speak with an old time 1930s "announcer" accent and then began to have a conversation with Artosis about how he had a YouTube channel involving an alien who believed it was his destiny to conquer the Earth. Artosis appeared to be at a loss for words. This, I feel, is emblematic of what's "wrong" with his TV persona from a personality standpoint. He is like that one awkward friend you had in school - the guy who isn't aware of when is an appropriate time to say something, and what to say in different social circles. Tasteless exhibits this in casting in both how he cuts off casters, talks over them (and thus significantly hurting the cast), and how he will make comments that are extremely out of place. (An example of this is how one show he just wouldn't stop talking about battlecrusiers and how every Terran player should get them. It wasn't funny or very likely, but Tasteless kept making the same joke over and over.)
Tasteless's on-air personality actually adds a negative spotlight, a distraction, when he appears. Tasteless can be whoever he wants to be in his private life, but he needs to work on his on air presence. He needs to communicate and sell better to the audience, and know when and what to bring up.
What does 2GD do today? Wasn't he working on some arena shooter? Is that thing still in development?
>>183509354
so what about Pyrion Flax, Nahaz?
>Team Secret
i wish Odd was playing at TI
>team secret
the secret is they're garbage
SOON
>>183509582
he did a kickstarter for it and it got funded, hes been developing it since, you can watch him playtest it on his stream
Guess which one of these teams is going to TI
Revengeance.
>csgo is whiteman's game
thank god, didnt fall for that meme. pic related are the finalist of the ongoing major. 8 non-whites and 2 "whites"
being a secret fan is hard
>Secret
does this mean that Planet Odd gets Secret's place at TI?
>>183508085
Moonmeander is BACK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k-JUSP1CdI
>>183509747
Brazilians look like hapas
>>183509354
Man I like the professor but he's such a primadonna, jesus.
>>183509747
>IMT
>FINALIST
UUUH THEY ONLY JUST ONE THE FIRST MAP
MIRAGE IS EZ VP MAP
THEY GONNA BRING IT BACK 2-1
who is that asian teenager on dreamleague panel with blitz's voice
What's the story behindloli pugnamaymay gulag ?
>>183509747
Brazil looks whiter than EG desu
>>183509943
polska strong! we win major! pasha best player! now i clean toilet
>>183509994
>it;s ture
>>183509747
what happen to astralis navi and fnatic?
Why is Secret so trash?
>>183509747
Both teams are whiter than any TI team except maybe Planet Dog/Hellraisers. Or liquid if you count middle easterners as white.
>>183509962
Pugna is small so he was turned into a loli because valve didn't give us a loli hero.
>>183510092
>>>/hltv/
don't come back thanks : ^ )
>>183510109
Midjuan and MP are flaky as fuck, sometimes they are gods other times they are gutter trash
>tfw 23-24mill prediction
>>183510094
>>183509994
zai and crit are pure aryan men so they boost the whiteness of team higher than brazillian team
also pic. he has gold teeth WTF. total nigger mentality
>>183510109
Because they have puppey the team-ruiner
Hopefully mp midone khezu and yapzor leave and form their own team with a new captain after TI
>>183510310
Same
>>183509962
Chinese artists have r63'd every hero years ago and western artists kinda stuck with Pugna's design back in 2013 before it really getting traction again lately as more are becoming aware of it, in otherwords it's gone to and throw but now it's getting more popular.
>>183510350
GOtards are literally subhuman
>>183510310
>>183510361
I only wish they didn't extend the goypendium till september
>>183510504
only goypendium not the deadline to purchase levels
it's still aug 12th
>>183508482
Is that Anita Sarkeesian?
>>183510504
wtf my prediction isn't showing
aaaaaaaaa
rate my predictions pls
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq24cn
Anything that makes Nahaz mad is fine by me.
Well played valve good job with the invites.
Odds: DotA2
Evens: Anime
0:LoL
Explain to me, without talking about his appearance or schooling, why CCnC is the worst thing ever to happen to dota?
>>183510895
nahaz is our guy
>>183510895
Nahaz is based, though.
>>183510895
The whole stats meme is shit anyway.
Bruno was good at it because he was basically co-host and was very entertaining to watch. He didn't take it too seriously.
>>183510895
Mad as fuck. But Redeye would have been a way better choice.
>>183511220
He calls people nigger and is an overal dickhead while playing. Dee too gee doesn't like him because he personifies the cancer that is this Cambodian basket weaving forum.
>>183510895
his opinion means NOTHING
when do the GOOD teams play?
>>183511394
He calls him grant
>>183511394
legit not memeing grant 10000% should have been invited.
You should have atleast 1 expert on each of the regions, besides SA, at the event. There isn't a bigger expert on NA dota than grant.
what the fuck is this
>all this talk about reddit9
>meanwhile no one talks about Machine aka the faggot who used league of legends slogans during his first time as dota host and never played a match of dota
WHAT THE FUCK
>>183511552
There is CCnC to cover the NAdota part
>random nig nog shows up
>bullies the manlet out
>le epic mumblerapper
Wtf is waka flocka doing here
ha, what the fuck, Waka flocka outta nowhere.
holy shit it's wacka flocka
you know what.....I actually don't hate this
Wacka clearly doesn't give a fuck
>fogged's bull
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGER
>>183511641
>CCNC
>he knows players based on he he's trash talked them
>>183497947
prety sure its impossible now
brood cant jungle from lvl 1 even with talon
>nobody understands what the nigger said
How do we fix this, chat is so racist
WE
>>183511784
WUZ
>>183511803
DOTARDZ
this is hands down the most unexpected thing ive ever seen on stream
>>183511721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhxizRYxps
this guy
>>183511715
I agree, probably the least cringy pre/post game shit I've seen.
literally who is this guy
just mute the stream and put some waka on
CSGO is finished
it is being dominated by the monkeys now
where the hell did this rapper come from
>waka knows boogerman
>wacka flacka is the most relatable and entertaining person on the stream right now
never thought I'd see the day
Dude is high as fuck
>>183509943
>>183510212
>after losing 5-0 vp takes one round
>crowd goes ape
>"this is the beginning of the comeback"
>vp loses following round and is moneyfucked
>"kurwa"
this shit is hilarious
>>183511552
I truly hope this was his final penance. I want my man grant. next major, hopefully
Dont disappoint now Dreamleague, make this dude play some dotes
>>183512013
waka is always gonna be the most entertaining person wherever he shows up
>>183511953
>>183511953
>VP choking
wow what a surprise
am I literally the only person who doesnt know who that black guy was?
I don't know who this nigger is but I'd rather he host than day9
>>183511883
i'll be muting it period
>>183512087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUb7BmAJ1HA
>it's a white people trying to act "hip hop" episode
>>183510895
>DAY9 IS THE LEBRON JAMES OF ESPORTS
LMAO
M
A
O
I really wasn't expecting this at all kek
>>183512089
>TI8 hosted by Waka Flocka Flame
Please.
>>183511969
they are in atlanta, the nigger hive of america. he probably saw camera crews and just fucking walked in and said he was going on camera and there is nothing they could do to stop him
>>183512089
haha fucking this, never saw him but like him already
>>183511387
Im pretty sure reddit doesnt like him and thats pretty much it because he's 'toxic'. Meanwhile im sure everyone here does the same retardedness he does probably. I dont know to be exact because I dont watch him stream but calling people niggers im sure everyone does on a regular basis. Nothing wrong with that
>>183512087
He made the "go hard in the paint" song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkC9cK8Hz0
>kotlguy doing the robot
>>183512183
and don't you ever forget it, dotacuck
hey genuine question what's wrong with KOTL's eye sometimes?
>>183511387
>he calls people niggers and is a dick while playing
And people tried to tell me he wasnt /ourguy/
hmmmm we broke kotol firmware
>>183512385
he needs to go in for a tune-up
that was more out of left field than steve aoki just showing up at a summit randomly.
What is it about dota that attracts hasbeens
>>183512328
check this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDkmlo_oio
>>183512385
Dead inside
>>183512418
>d2g
>being right
Pick one, my dude
>>183512470
not a fan
>>183512483
>>183512418
Lag in the scannign software
Kneel before your king
>>183512434
>>183512483
pls why do his eyes look in two different directions sometimes
>>183512774
probably just a lazy eye like james
>>183512729
>and who are you, the proud lord said....
>>183512729
Fuck it don't give me this shitter
Valve send a team to caputre Artosis and tasteless and brainwash them before TI
Fucking do it gaben you fat fuck
>>183512729
ok I completely missed the announcemend earlier.
Has valve given any indication why the fuck they let the fat fuck be main host of the biggest tournament in dota so far with ZERO dota hosting experience?
>>183512729
>>183512851
A shitposter needs three names.
>>183512774
one eye always on john connor
>>183512729
>>183512851
literally the Tywin of Esports
>dotards are such fat slobs they will never know the PLEASURE of showering after an hour of cardio
>>183513154
>>183512851
>the guy who made the ppd / tywin shop is probably frothing at the mouth
has someone still got that 'queen of thorns' ppd shop?
>>183513154
Day9 is Littlefinger, 2GD is Ned Stark, Gaben is Joffrey
>>183512729
i fucking love day9 man
I learned so much from his stream
>>183512991
Aside from gameplay changes, Dota is mostly managed and maintained by random Valve employees who have no clue how the game works. It's mainly due to their free for all company structure, which would have been fine it if weren't for the ebin VR meme chewing up Valve's R&D and spitting it out as a wet lump of disappointment. So with TI7 coming up they just hired whoever seemed like a big shot in esports.
>>183512991
who is the got season 7 of dota
>>183513319
>semmler is gendry
>disappears and no one knows where he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Di5EFUNrTc
is d2g relevant in dotard scene ?
I've been away from dota for some time, who the hell decided this remodel was a good idea?
>>183513728
it's not a remodel, it's the free arcana reward for surpassing the TI6 prize pool
>>183513728
it's just a beta bro, chill
why is dota so gay
>>183513807
good lad
>Play ranked mmr with a friend
>Get a core and he supports me
>25min later
>we are winning
>Our centaur offlaner is butthurt and comes and doble edge a big neutral camp i was farming
>Tell him if he does it again im throwing
>He does it
>Sell all my items
>He starts crying
>Game ends
>Lose party mmr
>Realizes that centaur queued alone and lost his solo mmr
is there a better feeling?
>>183509238
Thank god
>>183513807
DOTARDS ON FUCKING SUICIDEWATCH
>>183513898
>retard forgot to turn off solo queue with parties
he deserved it
why do i hate day9 so much?
he's not a bad guy so what's the big deal, why do i get so pissed seeing him at dota stuff
>>183514079
Because you're a child.
>>183513898
>stack ancients with mid kunkka using torrent
>do this at least 6 times
>when i have armlet start farming them
>retarded am steals one of the ancients
>tell him to stop
>he doesnt
>euthanize the match
that camp was worth more than 1k gold.
>>183514079
because he doesnt geninuely likes dota
>>183514079
I feel the same way, I cant help but hate him even tho I know nothing about the guy
>>183513868
Nah, it's secure.
That's the thing you apparently never got. When you are with friends, and everyone KNOWS that noboy around is gay, it's quite fun to just pretend, say gay shit etc. Nothing is meant by that, it's just messing around
Reminder, not gay if noobdy amongst the firends are gay
WHY
IS
SLACKS
IN
THIS
SCENE
HOLY
FUCKING
FUCK!
>>183510857
>Team Dogshit winning
Wew lad don't asking for ratings when you're retarded
>play well
>team is impossible to carry
>play like shit
>team is winning and i feel like dead weight
is there any worse feeling
>>183514210
That's why he only plays it for the stream and hasn't spent hundreds of hours playing it outside of streaming it.
Oh, wait, hold on, the other way around.
>>183514079
I have not watched his streams but its pretty retarded that a guy that started playing dota months ago is hosting TI7
>>183513807
I cant even imagine the shame of being a dotard right now, cucked on both fronts by StarcraftBulls with day9 and CSGOChads with Machine
>>183514079
In it for the shekels.
>>183514273
yes
playing bad, having shit team and losing the game
>>183514079
He's yet another ex-starcraftfag refusing to get a real job and trying to make it big in a more relevant esport instead
>>183514357
He's already 3k which is better than half the gulag
>>183514357
It really isn't considering how good he is at hosting events.
>>183514330
It's his job.
>>183514439
losing doesn't hurt when you deserve it
>>183514210
neither does redeye or machine
>>183514221
keep telling yourself that gayboy
>>183514273
yes
>play like madman with 2-3 other player
>1-2 teammate are busy doing shit all (most often jungle babies)
>when you inevitably lose because its 5 v 4 the retard complains that everyone else sucks because he died less
reminder that Day9 is the Lebron James of Esports
>>183514495
To play games while streaming/recording it, yes.
So why bother doing it when the red button isn't on if he cares so little for it?
Could it be that he may enjoy playing it and is smart enough to also make money while doing so?
What's the prizepool for this?
The crowd is so tiny.
>>183514474
background knowledge is still important.
have you seen machine especially when he first hosted dota?
fucking horrible, even though he seem to be a nice guy you can tell he knows fuck all about the game and just throws cues around.
>>183514210
You'd have to be stupid to like this shit game
>>183514694
it's a ded gaem
>>183514591
I'd RTZ is
>>183514210
the last time we had a host that cared about dota was the first 2 days of the shanghai major
>>183514465
>He's already 3k which is better than half the gulag
He used to be a top tier player in SC2 and 3k is slightly above average. That's not really saying much when for the majority of Dota players, it was probably their first game of the sort.
Reminder that Day9 is bigger than any non-human Dotard esports "personality"
the only one who could even come close is Tobiwan and even he is a literal WHO before the great Sean Plott
>>183514694
The tournament is in the US, there's like 5000 people in the entire USA that play the game.
>>183514851
>Playing something you dislike
holy shit
>>183514989
Why does he team up with Purge then?
How did Secret lose to Odd?
>>183515079
No one actually likes Dota, we play it because we have Stockholm syndrome.
>>183514723
At most you need surface level knowledge of the scene in order to host, that's why there's 5 other ppl on the table for you to herd into a cohesive conversation.
HAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
OF
POLAND
>>183515183
thinking their core players can play arc warden or visage
keen lineup?
MIRACLE INVOKER
GET HYPED BROS WE ARE IN FOR A TREAT BY AN ABSOLUTE MASTER!!
>>183515389
that's a verykeenobservation of you
>>183515213
wrong thread m8
>>183515749
sorry i meant
HAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
OF
PUPPAN
>>183515840
Better
>>183515079
>posting in the thread implies playing the game
a grave mistake
>ccnc
>most boring personality to listen to and a total shithead
>not inviting
>the one
>the only
>BurningSylarJamma
>>183509747
it's now confirmed final will be gambit vs immortals (brazilian team)
>>183515213
>tfw going to poland for 3 weeks tommorow
>>183506514
>normies
>Secret lost to this
>MOON
"DON'T MIND ME GUYS, JUST FEEDING A FREE KILL TO THE ENEMY MID LOL"
>tfw you see reddit, KOTLfag and CCnC getting BTFO
>my boy PPD is in awaiting for some glorious casts/analysis
the tears are delicious
>Moon
>Invoker getting easy farm
Call gg already, 1-0 Liquid
>>183516310
Pretty glad peter got an invite, probably my favorite NA personality. Close tie with him and merlini desu
Are people still hyping miracle like some kind of Dota god?
>Moon
KICK THIS SHITTER ALREADY
HOLY
FUCK
MOON
IS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAD
>MOON
man moon is actually a really bad player, what happened
KICK MOON, ODD
lmao moon
>>183516525
He's a very good Invoker and Invoker is OP.
fucking moon
>Moon feeding
>>183516310
>my boy
>pretending as if you're friends
he literally does not care about you anon, he doesn't even you exist
>>183516310
It's pretty hilarious, you have reddits whiteknighting KOTLguy in a sea of salt of their own tears and CCnC getting ass-blasted by the reddit mob. All equally shitty entities just destroying each other. Now Nahaz also crying on twitter like he usually does.
REMINDER GYROCOPTER IS FUCKING GARBAGE
HERE IS THE DE FACTO DO NOT PICK TIER LIST
>yet another TI where Anne and Llama (is she even still around) are not invited
valve are still good guys in my book
Pretty balanced t b h
>>183514210
Prove that he doesnt.
>>183517008
the fuck you mean "yet another", those casters are only relevant since pre TI6 era and 8.5 WAS invited to TI6
>>183516996
>LD is a legit pick as evidenced by liquid but only in specific lineups with a clear objective that pubs aren't capable of
gyro is just pure doggy doo doo though
>31 kills at 15 minutes
I fucking love these slugfest games
>>183516996
>not picking de dusg
he's situationally strong support
Guys, I just woke up. Why is our guy 2GD not invited to TI7?
>timber meme is a balanced champion
good job fucking valve
:)
>Missing hookshot
KICK THIS SHITTER
>)
I FUCKING HATE RUSSIAN SMILIES SO GOD DAMN MUCH
which generates more money?
apply and get job like a normal human being?
or
create a little exposure and suddenly become a dota 2 talent
>>183517501
spend a few months learning to draw furry art then making a living of commissions
>>183517501
Do both. The dota 2 talent thing can be a nightjob.
>>183517390
>champion
>>183516996
>PL in the shitter list
PL is unironically the best pub carry atm, you actually feel like you CARRY the game for once if you get manta+diff pre 30 minutes
>>183517501
1m peak
>>183517358
Who the fuck sleeps for 20 hours, fix your sleep schedule you NEET fuck.
where is the actual page where all the talent invites are posted? I must be fucking blind because I cant find it
I feel like it's been so long since I've seen w33 really go off.
What the fuck happened?
How is this balanced ?
>>183518069
Got some perscription addy again.
3k shitter with 5k party mmr who took a long break.
I want to climb to 4k solo. What hero do I pick in this patch?
>>183518091
>zero consisent magical damage other than Invoker
hm...
>>183518069
He's against yuros what did you think.
>memequid
>>183518167
adderall is weak on long term tho
im sure w33 is smoking foil
>meme build furion
>lose
>Liquid getting bodied by a team that got eliminated from TI by CoL
NICE HOOKSHOT
>>183518514
>post in niggerspeak
>pic of a confederate
?
>>183518167
>he fell for memetablet that only lasts for an hour or so
>>183518282
Cm/Pugna for support
Legion for offlane
Ta/Puck for mid
DONT play carry, roles fucked right now
>>183518601
>"bodied" is ebonics
spotted the dumb euro
SHARTUMBAMAN
>>183503265
I thought kaci was redeyes wife and that they did events as duos. Am I stupid
who won game 1?
>>183518601
Why do I find nig nog jokes so funny?
CmonBruh has never failed to make me laugh
M O O N
This Viper is so useless
>>183518765
this is game one
FFS MOON
>moon
like what do you even say at this point
moon is so bad holy shit
fly must be pretty good captain to make him look good at old OG
AND AGAIN
FUCKING
MOON
kick Moo post TI literally for what?
>>183518934
Moon can only play earthshaker and abandon lane.
He is position 3 support.
how many times must the sprout be instantly cut down before mind control learns?
>its another european teams start to fall apart on the eve of TI episode
why does this happen every year
>M >O >O >N
>O
>O
>N
There's a BH aghs?
>Moon memes on Bulba
Was it to hide the fact he's unironically worse than him?
>>183519098
reminding me of rtz at kiev
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
MOON
????
FFS MOON
This viper is doing so little damage
nice feed :DDD
Is Odd retarded?
lmao moon
>be violently raping the entire enemy team with impunity
>doesn't matter because moon is a useless brainlet
Being w33 is suffering.
>'at this point you're fcked'
>the drawing
>sean face
>M O O N
>>183519501
timestamp/link?
>>183519395
If only Miracle bothered putting alacrity on him instead of himself
WHAT
A
FUCKING
SHIT
SHOW
CLOWN
FIESTA
>invoker pickers lmao
why is liquid so fucking bad
is it the fact that they are 60% arab
>Moon Hooking treants while his team are doing some work
THE GEM, MOON
THE FUCKING GEM
TIMBER WAS FINE WITHOUT YOU HOOKING IN
>moon losing 2 gems
>>183519710
how does he not get sand in the pc?
LMAO TWO GEM! 2 GEM!!1
>>183519710
they're winning
>veil prophet
??
??
>>183519581
Are you telling me blinks,aghs, linkins is not maximum damage invoker? :^)
FORCE
STAFF
GAMING
>>183519554
just go watch the video or stop replying
>>183519710
>carry player known for his skill on micro-based farming and pushing heroes
>give him the "kiddies' bike with training wheels" hero
>Clock
>Timber
>Sand King
>Gyro
>Invoker
>Nature's Prophet
I didn't knew this was the greatest patch in Dota's history. All these heroes are top fun to play and watch
WEEEE HAAAAAA
HOW
IS
REACTIVE
ARMOUIR
FUCKINGF
BALANCED
AT
ALL
YOU
FUCKING
FROZEN
LIZARD
ODpixel is running out of breath.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHERE THIS W33 WAS THE PAST 6 MONTHS
HOW DO WE NERF W33?
it was miracle's fault that timber survived
WHAT THE FUCK
What the FUCK
how is Timber balanced
>w333333333.haa
>>183519915
gib link
LE
IMMORTAL
TREE
CUTTER
BALANCED
A
L
A
N
C
E
D
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>someone thought this hero was balanced when the last patch rolled out
holy shit
dotards ?
TIMBER'S FUCKING BACK BABY
W33HA?!
>>183520242
>he fell for the honeypot w33
HOLY FUUUUUUUUCCKCKKK
>>183520183
Literally any other carry other than Viper would be chewing thru that like butter by now.
that was sick.
I want to get off Timber's Wild Ride.
Jesus Christ
Owen is going to lose his voice
>>183515167
>not getting the attitude towards purge, thinking that boy can even compete
not the anon you anwered to
purge respects sean, and sean is kind to purge
that's it
That fucking fight
>when you survive long enough that you almost kill the caster
>dittos getting wet on timber, a hero they don't even know
the power of the gulag
Every fucking hero now has euls and force.
>pick viper
>lose
?
Is Necro the new Reddit hero to climb MMR with? I see him picked in every game as a mid/core now
Late game viper everybody
>>183519710
>just numale things