Dota 2 General - /d2g/

grant got robbed

why is there a 2 hour delay between every game

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Where's maut valve

time to laugh at leddit for a week

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Sheever is beating cancer, give her your strength!

Who is the strongest 6 slotted late game carry?
5k+ replies only please.

have you bought your accessories?

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Reminder not to play DotA

>no mautism
>no grant
>no lelcoste

>day9
>cuck3
>pflax

did the numales finally win? Have we lost the kulturkampf?

POST SONGS TO LOSE MMR TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B51pw1teuSg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B51pw1teuSg

>>183459104
ancient apparition

What's wrong with you people? Being so ungrateful to such an amazing husbando like Dakota.

>>183459149
>implying ((((we)))) ever had any influence over it

why valve literally lets redditfags make the decisions for everything i will never understand

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>>183458963
best hero for free mmr? ill send you a treasure III if you link trade link if you're the best answer.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS KOTLGUY REEEE

>>183459250
but reddit likes grant and kotlguy

>Almost 1 AM in Georgia
>Last series goes to a third game
>Have to go to sleep knowing everything you've done over the last year was for nothing because a fat Jew dislikes you

>>183459275
can you cut your dick off and eat it fried with those pics

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StarcraftBulls win again

we run this shit, don't you ever forget dotacucks

WE WUZ the original Esport

When is valve going to fix custom games?
>half the people dc at the start of the game
>no way to ban people from a lobby so they can keep rejoining over and over and over and over and declining every time
>the pick screen doesn't work if there's more than 2 teams
>the most popular game mode, overthrow has massive balance issues mainly necrophos

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>>183459275
TA

>>183459331
>but reddit likes grant
i guess a stopped clock is right twice a day at least

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>>183459353
>remembering 2gd streams
>he would tell these stories about LD and calling him a fat jewish bastard

I'm surprised he wasn't fired sooner, desu.

>>183459323
ribbit

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>>183459353

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>starcraft ded gaem
>starcraft cuccs decide to migrate to dota
>dota is soon to be dead too
??? you niggas stupid

>>183459275
Depends on MMR.
I'd say Clinkz due to impeccable farm capability. Easily outfarm majority of enemy team racking up insane tier damage with Desolator and Daedalus.

>>183459406
Quake was the original esport

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Kneel before your King

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>>183459353

why Kotlguy sounded like he gonna cry?

>>183459565
JUST

>lotta backroom deals in dota
shit's getting real

>literally zero audience
>event cut the power

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>>183458963
DAY 9 HOSTING? SOME NEWFAG UNFUNNY CUNT WHO JUST STARTED, BARELY KNOWS ANYONE IS NOW HOSTING ONE OF THE BIGGEST ESPORTS EVENTS EVER?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS VALVE THINKING?

DID REDDIT BRIGADE FOR THIS AUTISTIC IDEA?

>>183459586
Reminder if LD was in charge of the talent invites he would not have had Day9 host and would have invited GoyGrant and KotlGoy

the sc2 scene is like a cancer in esports. you think theyre finally dead and gone after wasting a bunch of venture capital but they secretly migrated to other scenes to do it all over again

>>183459542
3.5-4k

>>183459550
PONG was the original esport.

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Imagine being kotlguy in dreamleague and having to be all like "damn, slacks, you fuckin' funny, all memy with your bulldyke body and horrific memespouting attitude. I would totally be on a panel with you, both my camera-self and the behind the scenes me." when all he really wants to do is fucking murder this manchild on camera. Like seriously imagine having to be kotlguy and not only stand at that desk while actionslacks flaunts his disgusting manchild persona in front of you, the laughs of redditors barely concealing the muttering of utter contempt under your breath, but just stand there, game after game, hour after hour, watching slacks act like aretard while knowing he got an invite to TI7 and you didn't. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking balding visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's 'SO GODDAMN FUNNY XDD' because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been casting nothing but shitty tier 2 games at 4am your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of highground.tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out through his disgusting floral pattern flea market shirt as he shouts memes at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his 'humour'. And then the production calls for more slacks cam time, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking kotlguy. You're not going to lose your future e-sports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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What do you guys think the average MMR of everybody in this screenshot is?

>>183459694
kind of like (((them))) if you think about it

>>183459749
5k

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>veegee autists buttmad at Day9 as host
>meanwhile still licking their daddy Redeye's dick who didnt even play dota
>were totally fine with Kacy who had 0 experience in esports
>still licking hobo Jame's dick - well I can understand that

>>183459749
higher than yours

>>183459104
the mercenary, the masketta man

>>183459749
Around 6k I would say

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just look at kotlguy's face during this stream

he's looking even more dead inside

>>183459749
i get day9 but why the FUCK did the prefer machine over kotlguy? the major he hosted was the most awkward shit

>Day9 isn't even 3k anymore

He doesn't even know what a lot of hero abilities are, how did he get to host?

>>183459825
Kill yourself if even think for one moment Day9 is good as a host

>>183459882
He looks so sad :(. I wish I could give him the succ and make him feel better

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>>183459749
3k 0k 0k 5k 3k 5k

3k 6k 4k 6k 6k 3k

5k 7k 8k 7k 6k 2k

6k 5k 5k 7k 8k 5k

7k 3k 7k 0k

>>183459947
valve thinks that a starcrumpets streamer would bring more viewers.

>>183459882
>when the fat unfunny reddit man gets invited but not you

>Monkey King

Yeah it's over

>>183459913
kotlguy is terrible and part of the EVERY DAY studio, fuck him

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LOOK AT THAT CROWD

>>183459825
Redeye looks professional at least Day9 looks VERY low testosterone like your average #imwithher voter

>>183459749
gay9 - 2000
machine/kaci - none
slacks - 5,000
tobi/purge/od - 4,000
ben'merlini'wu - 6,000
ld - 4,000
godz/capitalist - 6,000
lyrical - don't know
lumious - 5,000
ppd/pajkatt - 8,000
akke/winter - 7,000
pflax - 3,000
jack - don't know
weppas/skriff - 5,000
bulldog - 7,000
ccc - 9,000
draskyl/fogged - 6,000
sheever - 3,000
synderin - 7,000
torteddalno - don't know

>>183459882
>slacks gets to go
>Day9 gets to go
>CCnC even makes it with his autistic outbursts

What a fucking shame. Valve really set the bar low with this one

>>183460047
at least he knows the players and most of the people there,this machine guys is literally a lol player

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>>183459739
jesus fucking christ fuck slacks he tries too hard to be funny when hes just some fat fuck with a faggot sounding voice

>>183459704
You're good to go.

>>183460105
>literally my wifes bull

>>183460134
>Slacks, a person who doesn't even buy regen sometimes and steals last hits as a support to rush soul ring is better than half the people on that list

>>183460105
>the three paid actors are still there showing off the "diversity" of Dota

>>183459989
>>183460134
>godz is 6k
what? since when? he seems awful

>>183460105
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
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>>183460105
>there are black people playing dota right now

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>>183460105
BLACKED

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>>183460312
>he didn't want the match of the century

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why is there no crowd? What time is it in the location the event is being hosted is dota actually dying? Did 7.0 actually kill it

>>183460105
Is Dota the NHL in terms of e-sports in the south?

>>183460351
>ay yo, where my tangoes at, white boi?

>>183460312
He's unrionically a better player than Envy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a222ZyXTT6U

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>>183460105
left: cuck
middle: cuck's bull
right: wife

i'd literally watch them in a porno

>>183460396
purge was not carry, he was cuck support
merlini was 1 pos

>>183460396
>purge:carry
should have gotten tobi

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>>183460312
Godz is literally the best player of the casters

>mid mk

what the fuck is vega thinking

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>>183460105
>left guy: /pol/
>guy with glasses: /vg/
>based black: reddit
>waifu: dota2
>cringey assian in the back: /a/

>>183460397
its 1am in cuck land

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So I played Zeus a bit and I like how much retarded fun he is, what are some other heroes that are braindead enjoyment?

>>183459989
CCnC is 9k

>>183460669
why don't you play every hero several times you fucking newbie

did valve forget that tobiwan is a racist? do they not think racists are assholes? if they are so selective why is he still there?

>>183460551
>Godz is better than people like Slacks and Sheever

That really isn't saying much.

>>183459989
holy shit could this webm be any worse quality

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>>183460742
>tobi is a racist

whatever do you mean?

>>183459104
since im not 5k+ I can't tell you but im willing to bet its some illusion meme hero

>>183459434
source

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>>183460830
Once he said "Have you ever heard of the phrase 'As lame as a nigger's baby?' "

>>183459046
shut up cumiko

>>183460969
just banter

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>>183460969

>>183461009
Of course, I doubt tobi is smart enough to be racist :^)

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>>183459104
spectre
the only time i've seen a 6 slotted spectre lose is when the baffler was playing her

>>183460969
>still beating this dead nigger
Its just a fucking phrase mate

>Bulldog and CCnC are going
>But KotlGuy isn't
I legit don't understand.

>>183461116
>Ever heard the phrase: All jews need to be burned at the stake

just a phrase bro!

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>>183460967
>>>/aco/1575186

>>183459104
TERRORBLADE

Is yapzor the most overrated pro player in dota?

>>183460967
>>183461356
you shouldn't have asked

>>183461398
but dude, 10,000 (NA) MMR!

>>183461174
bulldog is there for twitch kiddie viewership, but CCnC? reddit doesn't like him, we don't like him, NA dota doesn't like him, nobody likes him. who's dick did he suck?

>>183461526
Gaben likes them twinks

>>183461526
Valve doesn't give a FUCK about reddit, d2g or nadota

>>183461608
>1608 ▶
>>>183461526
>Valve doesn't give a FUCK about reddit, d2g or nadota
then who the fuck are they listening to

>>183461593
then why didnt they invite dakota

>>183461658
Normal people who pay money to go to TI

>>183461356
looks like fizzz, was it a commission?

>>183461608
>Valve doesn't give a fuck about reddit
If only...

>>183461691
normies hate toxic players like ccnc tho
literally NO ONE likes him

>>183461751
He isn't toxic while casting

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>2017
>no Kobold Warlord hero

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Why exactly is there so much English talent going, anyway? Is anybody else wondering this?
There's so much fucking talent. What are even half of them going to be doing?

I mean once you have your casters, analysts desk, and "interviewers", what else do you need?

>>183459104
Meat in Battle the Chaos Knight

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Why would you draft Monkey King mid game 3 in the lower bracket?

>>183461939
how long is an average day of TI? they probably want to give the guys that aren't doing anything at the moment some time to jack off in the hotel room

>>183461939
There's going to be 4 games going on at the same time in group stages

two casters a game, plus an observer per game, and people can't work for 14 hours in a row

>>183462053
322 money

>>183462053
solo paid them to let secret pass to the final so they would reveal their strats

>>183461978
Aghs lich against ck is hilariousq

>>183462103
>plus an observer per game
Either Valve employees themselves are going to be observing or it'll just be the casters themselves. Observers aren't part of the talent. If they were they would've invited skriff.

>make mincemeat of monkey king

>>183462240
>Observers aren't part of the talent. If they were they would've invited skriff.
might want to check the image again buddy

>>183462240
oh wait they did invite him and weppas I'm retarded.

>>183462240
skriff is literally on the list

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>>183462241
uma delicia

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>>183462210
yeah, they would have

>>183461798
his casting is nothing special either. the only thing he has going for him is his high mmr, so low mmr players will gobble up anything he says.
i'm legitimately baffled that he is invited, like who was deciding on who to invite and thought "yeah let's get that streamer that's known for telling people to kill themself"

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>>183462403
>Lumi
>Lyrical
>Toredelini??????
>CCnC
>bunch of awkward swedecucks
>cancer girl

>>183462210
>reality rifts behind you
>donks you for 4

>>183462486
Maybe their intention was to invite a literally who to balance things out or something?

>>183462596
>torte
>de
>fucking
>LINI

>>183462486
>"yeah let's get that streamer that's known for telling people to kill themself"
They're also inviting PPD and Bulldog, both of which have said far worse.
Who even watches CCnC? His streams have been getting 2k+ viewers lately. He's more popular than bald drug addict and promocode:BSJ. Why?
How can people stand watching this home-schooled horse face?

>>183462660
yeah but PPD and Bulldog are ti winners
ccnc is a literal who streamer

>>183459104
it's situational but if it was a 2 hour game and i could have any hero on my team it would be necrophos

>>183459104
faceless boi

>>183462660
because he's cozzying up to the old boys stacks in NA and laddering pretty solidly lately

imagine being dakota and having LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE on the event invited to ti except you

imagine being kotlguy

imagine being maut

imagine there's no heaven

Why do the best supports have the blandest designs?

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>>183462998

>>183463061
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/2d/Undying_respawn_05.mp3

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>>183463149
"Only this..."

>>183459882
MORE MEMES FOR MY DANK GRIMOIRE

does anyone know when you see kotlguy's heart break on stream when he finds out hes not going to ti

>>183462660
he paid for the viewbots

>>183462932
imagine having Kotlguy and Lacoste doing half the newbie stream casts and being able to watch it in front of your gf because they're literally the only casters who's interactions seem somewhat normal and that this game isn't just a little pit of autism :_;

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>>183458963
>no Maut at TI

>>183463132
Oracle has the best base model in the entire game

>>183463250
>gf
my imagination isn't that strong man

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image this happening at TI
right before fitJEW is eliminated

>>183463147
>>183463374
He knew he wasn't getting invited back around Boston. That's why he basically gave up and just started playing PUBG 10 hours a day.

>>183463374
i wanna make her pussy feel weird!

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>>183463374
>Maut no longer seems like such a bad choice

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Taking bets on who will eliminate OG from TI7

Infamous? TNC again? Hellraisers?

>>183463396
Speaking of, how difficult is it to play Oracle at least decently?

>>183463420
too bad og is gonna win it

>>183463523
It's pretty easy, you just have to know what his abilities do first

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>>183463468
You don't know what you have 'til it's gone

>>183463628
The abilities don't look too terribly difficult, you just can't spam them like a moron.
The complexity rating the game gives him threw me off, made me think there's some kind of catch to it.

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is there a more perfect girl?

>>183463468
Im sorry I shittalked you Maut, please comeback

>>183463714
Part of his complexity is that his abilities can be used on both allies and enemies and none of them are really straightforward.

>>183463719
>>183463509

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>>183463719

>>183463523
it's easy after a few games. you very rarely feel like you're fucking your cores over with edict. the buff to root made things a little comfier and be aware that edicts range increases with levels which isn't stated in the tooltip. also, you can deny ranged creeps with level 3 of purifying flames long as you're in a good position to get a few hits off

fucked up oracle can mess the game beyond tiny levels of grieving

>>183463714
All of his skills have multiple uses.
Fortune's End can be used as a root, or as a purge for enemies, or as a purge for allies.
Fate's Edict can be used to save allies from magic burst, or to his third skill heal more, or to disarm an enemy carry.
Purifying Flames can be used either offensively with fortune's end or as a finishing bit of burst damage, or to heal.
False Promise is straightforward though

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>>183463719

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For a half a second I thought tortuga was being invited to ti7.

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>>183463468
who the hell is TorteDeLini anyway? and why does Weppas get invited?

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>Gustav didn't get invited
?

post predictions

so is there 0 chance of kotlguy coming to ti7? like at the last minute invite?

>>183464556
Yes

>>183464556
Nobody cares Reddit. When they last minute invited kotl whole d2g exploded with anger.
Fuck off

>>183464510
uhmm, S4 is playing in TI7

i'm so sick of playing this game. every day i queue up to win games but people refuse to listen to me or make the right decisions for winning because their egos are so fragile and if you don't treat them like you're courting a fucking fairy princess they'll mute and feed down mid. why is everyone so fucking stupid? how do i win 1v9?

I think I might be done watching professional Dota after this shit tier panel list.

>>183464556
why would you even want dakota? he's one of the fakest shits I've ever had the displeasure of listening to

carried single-handedly by lacoste

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>tfw pugna is ironically a free mmr hero

>>183464842
free MMR for the enemy team you mean

>>183464739
I'm glad overwatch league is happening. So that professionalism can crash and burn.
No more gay ass suits. We want community members like yames not day9. His E3 was a cringefest

>>183465076
I dont get why they hired day9 when he just started playing Dota and is being taught by Purge

lyrical+lacoste and kotlguy+lacoste are top comfy casts

>>183459989
Winter is 7k check leaderboards

>>183459153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2SJA6kvgpk

>>183465150
It's like having 2 slacks on the panel, one is already awful why the fuck do we need two i hope Gaben dies of a heart-attack

>>183465150
Because valve has no fucking clue what they are doing

>>183465150
that's not really a problem when literally redeye and machine barely knew anything about dotes as well when they got hired

>>183465150
because he's personable and a proven success at getting people engaged with the game. i've encountered three different people who said they picked dota back up again because of him in normal que

so for day9, what is the best thing i can watch so i can get to know him?

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>>183464885
these are all 5-5.5k average games.
decrep blink is retarded strong, and the amount of dps you shit out is actually crazy.

>>183465315
>i've encountered three different people who said they picked dota back up again because of him in normal que
those guys sounds like total plebs

>>183465150
Because he's a good fucking host and a well-known name? The dota knowledge of the hsot literally does not matter AT ALL. Watch the PC Gamer E3 panel, he's good at his job

>>183465350
some of his 2012-2013 stuff I guess

Who's the most needlessly complicated hero in the game?

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>>183465382
>>183465315
fuck off day9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJztfsXKcPQ

you need to watch this about day9. its really sad

>>183464502
>Weppas
bruno

>>183465150
He's unironically the best host in all esports

AND ON TOP OF THAT he's genuinely passionate about the game and just inexperienced enough that he'll be able to ask good questions of the ex-pros on the panel.

Why didnt Valve hire SingSing to host TI7? Why Akke and Bulldong?

>>183465634
swedecucks are cheaper

>>183465494
>2 hours
no

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CCnC rage quit crying on stream LUL

>>183465767
>85%
thats awfully specific, is he autistic?

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day9 is extremely narcissistic

I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super pumped nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.

As long as day9 is a main caster only nerds will watch. Tastosis has a lot more mainstream appeal than day9 / anyone. I can't stand day 9 at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.

>>183463396
What is Zet, the Arc Warden

>>183465315
>men with male pattern baldness still trying to cling on to what little hair they have left instead of shaving
>personable
choose one

>>183465767
i really reaaaally hope he shoots himself so he doesn't go to ti
can we make it happen?

>>183465369
yeah ofc but any successful game that wants to continue being not ded needs to have a pleb class that'll buy all the battlepasses and sperg onto their friends about playing it too. Dota's losing players at a decent pace so long as we stop the hemorrhaging with more 1-3k players we'll keep on surviving

>>183465452
Go away Maut

ccnc getting and dakota out is the best shit ever
everybody is just so pissy.

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>>183465767
LMAO

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*LINE*

*EM*

*UP*

That's how easy it is for a gaggle of hellions to bust up your ramp and roast your mineral line. Why don't you own a Roach Warren?

>>183465763
It's really good and worth it if you're a fan of esports

>>183459104

Lich tbqh

>free skadi
>free ½rapier
>freezes your balls when you hit him

>>183465915
rare skinny mason

>>183465867
the plebs are the fucking retards who fall for dunning krueger, cry about invisibility, and want shit eating balance changes

i'd rather dota 2 not be like this

>>183465821
>Tastosis has a lot more mainstream appeal
Nope so wrong. Tasteless's brand of "i'm a cool nerd" humor expired in 2012.

>>183466037
>skinny
lmaoing at amerilards

>>183465821
I wish i could find that clip where 2gd was calling out day9 for being a bitch a few years at TI when he was trying to make a big deal that he was there in the crowd

if reddit's clamoring for kotlguy gets him hired for TI7 i will legit riot

>>183465494
quick rundown thanks

LMAO at our guy Mason becoming reddits guy because they all hate CCNC with a passion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmP6Hu5O5g

I can't WAIT for Day[9] to get everyone to do the Black Hole Dance at TI7 :D

>>183465805
it's not 85%

it's forced 50%

>>183466141
do you think we can clamor for GrandGrant?

>>183466229
sc2genocide when?

>>183466141
i assume by riot you mean in a good way like how fans of sport teams riot. who wouldn't want our guy to go to TI7?

>>183466113
And look where 2gd is now, an alcoholic working on his shitty "game", and day9 is hosting TI

LUL

>>183466141
well it worked last time so...

>>183466068
I'm sure that pasta is pre 2012. Tasteless has lost his passion, now he is ruining esports!

>>183466426

Tasteless has regain his passion. Brood war is back, baby!

>>183466045
I don't want the game i've dumped 6000+hrs into becoming a redundant skillset like SC2 or TF2. Dota has the potential to go on forever if the money and fanbase are still there and Valve doesn't dump it because it's lost all it's players except a core NEET bloc

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>>183466083
lamoaaoo compared to how fat he is now lamaoaoao epik european u r doe

'...and you're right, everyone will eventually get bored of me, so I'm just gonna lap it up right now, make as much money as possible, then leave - thanks for the advice, Day[9].'

if you build it they will come

>>183466861
eight bells and all's well

Odds: Play DotA
Evens: Go to Bed
and since I'm feeling dangerous...
0: Play League of Legends

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WHICH RETARD THOUGHT INVITING AUTISM INCARNATE WAS A GOOD IDEA.

>>183467176
sweet, night bitches

>>183466723
only aussies are awake you dumb nerd

will cr1t realize before it's too late that favoring the draft to universe instead of sumail is the way to go?

>>183467272
I'm Italian and awake you unintelligent recluse

>>183467272
i'm actually a south american thirdie you little twerp

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Would you pat her head D2G?

>>183467336
>>183467339
and who asked either of you, you unbridled cockerels

i'm>>183466083 you little kiwi

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>>183467272
>implying

What do all the cool kids build on Tiny these days?

>>183467246
Should have invited BSJ instead.

>>183467378

she's not a good girl

>>183467456
You asked me to contradict you by posting your flamboyantly incorrect pseudo-factual analytical theory of demographics you dumbbell son of a martyr

>>183467378
I'd punch her belly

>>183467378
no but I'd make her a single mother

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>>183467378
I'd tear her nose piercing off with my teeth. It's the most disgusting part of her design.

>>183467378
I'd remodel the fuck out of her but I'd keep the cameltoe

>>183467378
i don't want her to steal my soul

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>>183467685
>>183467703
>>183467747
>>183467853
DELETE THESE POSTS!

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>Shit Talent
>Shit Teams
>Shit Hats
Worst TI yet for sure, only reason I'm not boycotting it is for the chance to see M-God BTFO these autists and cucks.

>>183467606
you start mid
you have two choices:
lane is easy -> 4 branches, tangoes, and a circlet
lane is hard -> stout shield, tangoes -> bottle rush -> brown boots
if easy, you go wand, bottle, brown boots in that order
it is at this point that you realize it is ~minute 5 and you are about level 6 and you do 800 burst to everything on the map
your reign of terror on every lane begins and does not end until you have a blink dagger
you want to win so you then build treads for toggling
you right click people in the middle of your toss so you go echo sabre for a FREE 2650 gold double damage
you want to win so you go aghs
you still want to win so you proceed to go raw attack speed; moonshards, ACs, mantas, whatever the game calls for
you don't want to die because losers die so you build survivability, either a heart or butterfly depending on the enemy team
maybe you have to go bkb; hopefully not.
all goes well and the game is over within 35 minutes

>>183467980
>you start mid
stopped reading there

>>183467606

build a friend that can play wisp

>>183467980

Sounds good amigo. Thanks.

>>183468020
my bad, you're a position 4 roaming support who doesn't buy any wards because you're actually the position 1

>>183468104
note that this stops working once you hit 5k

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do you think heaven is a loving polygamist marriage with lina and rylai

>>183468317
Heaven is a place on earth

>>183468317
there ain't no heaven

>>183465315
>>183465382
You can instantly spot the redditors now, so fucking disgusting wanting this parasite to host

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>>183468317
>polygamist
burn in hell heathen

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>>183467685
You're a good girl though, anon

>>183467980
I always have this shit with tiny. You survive mid, you get your blink and kill things, but then you get focused next teamfight after KO someone because you have no armour and whole team crumbles.

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>>183468439

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>shitting on valve at every opportunity
>invited to TI
based TI winner

>>183468464
thats why you don't pick tiny unless the enemy team has melees for cores

if they have melees for cores your passive chance to stun them prevents a huge amount of damage

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>>183468446
It's not too late to join the ranks of the true American people's faith. Even if you are European.

>>183468464
shadowblade to disengage after blink avatoss can be good
or you just go literally straight to AC so you don't die and hit faster; fewer items are better suited to 1 hero's needs
tiny is like a meepo; you lose your lane, emerge to sew the blood of foes, and lose automatically if racks arent down by 30

>>183468543
They don't give a fuck what some fat autist says about them as long as he earns them money

Just woke up dotards, what the actual fuck happened ? those invites are questionable the least.

Bulldog is going to TI, how bout sing?

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imagine ccnc mason ppd swindle quad casting ti
only 2 MAX would leave the booth alive

if i was valve id set that shit up in a heartbeat

Serious question, what will /d2g/ call notail (nolans/noTis/etc) if he wins TI?

>hood slark
legit?

>>183468886
noheight

>>183468886
still n0brain

>>183468923
he's 6'+
n0test perhaps?

>>183468890
once again bsj single handily forging the meta

>>183468957
>6'+
you blind?

>>183463714
you can use purifying flames to kill a teammate/deny him.

>>183468890
I literally never buy hood / pipe of insight

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>>183468830
Mason won't be casting the finals cause he'll be playing them. make CCnC cast Mason Ti winning game so that he 's sent into a shooting frenzy and we can get rid of all these shit talent and devs.

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>>183468986

Actually it was done by EE chan.

>>183468986
i saw eternalenvy do it the other day too though

>>183469089
>>183469103
EE defining the meta once again

Literally the most influential player in dota

>>183468715
Reminder that Bamboe AND fluff are going to TI

Valve is setting great things up for dota... just you wait

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>>183469228
>Bamboe AND fluff are going to TI
and this time...there will be no survivors

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>>183469365
>>183469228

Watch out.

>>183468317
There is no marriage in Heaven. Do the words "Til death do us part" not mean anything to you?

>>183469631
Sleep tight, baby Bamboe.

If valve does the autograph thing again this year where the person gets a share of the profit sheever will make bank. Getting cancer may have been the best thing to ever happen to her.

>>183469995

>Falling to the cancer warrior meme

>>183469467
>>183469365
>>183469228
i shat down fluffnstuff's throat in a match once
he was mid tinker i was ogre, it was back when that hero was even stupider
good times mate

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Forget who's "good" for a second, and tell me some of the most fun heroes to play.

>>183470101
Kill yourself

>>183470116
meepo

>>183470116
Whichever heroes are good

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New hero alert dotards

>>183469631
Sleep tight, baby Bamboe

How often does this game get new heroes compared to games like Smite or League?

>>183470414
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>183470280
it's Abyss Spirit or Abyssal Spirit or whatever

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>>183470457
I'll take that as a "not very often".

>>183470519
who gives a shit about new heroes when theyre all the same shit.

>>183470519
once a year basically. MAYBE we will get a new hero by the end of december but 2018 is more realistic. Its probably going to be balance patch in november or december, and new hero in summer 2018

only good thing about this TI is no annedroid

>>183468678
worked

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>>183470573
I dunno, new content is nice. Similar shit in a different configuration is still something new when there's a new character attached to it.

>>183470649
A little disappointing, but reasonable. I imagine the sheer volume of champs/gods that League/Smite has contributes greatly to their balancing problems.
Though League is somehow miles worse with balance than Smite is. Leave it to Riot to overperform in the underperforming department.

wtf is it with dota pro teams and the letter G?

ig

eg

og

???

>No redeye
>No sing
>Fucking day9
>Swindle
Well at least Machine is in

>>183470903
>Well at least Machine is in
how is that a good thing

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>>183470896
g stands for gaming

>>183470896
also vg

>Dakota cucked yet again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>183459989
WHAT IS THIS BITCH SAYING WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THIS AAAAAAAAAAA

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hhahaahahahaah

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>C9 members not updating their twitter profiles

why does this trigger me so much

>Bulldog and Sheever at the same event
I miss that meme

>>183470791
league has terrible balance because champion design philosophy changed drastically in season 3. While champions before were simple point and click heroes that you needed single digit IQ to master, they started to release heroes with actual skillshots and shit. Of course hero with more movement abilities and new kit will beat some season 1 champion who is basically walking stat check (nocturne, irelia)
I think two heroes a year would be nice in dota

>>183459749
>using a kekrhm graphic

>>183471282
>Valve is going to pay Bulldog to get cucked on stream once more
Holy shit the absolute madlads

>>183471203
are we laughing at csgo?

>>183471372
one day it will be bigger than dota 2 too.

Quick lads show me your best predictions

>>183470939
he balances the autism level of every panel he gets invited to

C9.SingSing when?

>>183470116

Carl the Pianist:
WWQRWWWREEWXCRDQWERB

>>183471218
>LiquidFATA

>>183471417
All because of Chink World.

>>183471086
we need a JUST edit right now