/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

VP v. Gambit final please?

rate my meme team

nbk
shox
kennys
apex
bodyy

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>>183484597
is he cheating or what? what is "sam"?
If he's cheating how the fuck are you stuck in Supreme? truly only silvers cheat

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why are we still here
just to suffer?
every night
I can feel my guardian
and my edward
even my seized
the team I've lost
the comrades I've lost
wont stop hurting
its like they're all still there
you feel it too don't you?
I'm going to make them give back my past
>it's not just them, the whole scene wants you to retire
>you'll have to join up with gambit, build that team of yours one more time

Goddamn TaZ shouldn't show up with those cocaine eyes.

>>183484783
Needs more facial hair.

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how BIG is ""her"" dick?

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early for s1mple is a tragic hero

>>183484721
What's the deal with the eagle. I don't know much about Poland, but when I was there over the summer, I joined a skinhead gang for the night to beat up a bunch of shitskins, because word on the street was they were harassing women/

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Post pics of cs teams having dinner

>>183484840
Alright so heres a text that will hopefully explain to you why you are fucking clueless when it comes to Gambit.

Since April the month where Gambit got second place at cs_summit only losing against SK Gaming in a Bo5. Now at summit they shit on Liquid the team that had just acquired the BEST IGL NA has had since sgares disappeared. They also defeated OpTic Gaming who were on fire this tournament who had btw beaten the C9 who looked to actually win it all with brax. Except for OpTics map pick, Gambit masterfully controlled the pace over the two maps and were in the drivers seat on their way to the finals. There they face an SK Gaming who came from the winners bracket so they already had the one map advantage. There they face in a Bo5 against one of the deepest map pools in CS History. This was also the first tournament that SK would win in their run of becoming the number 1 team once again so thats expected that Gambit would lose. Then in Austin they breeze through their group, shitting on HR who had the Starladder top 4 finish fresh in their mind. Then they play G fucking 2 in a Bo3. A top 4 team in the world. A team that would go on to win EPL S5 against SK (the only tournament that SK havent won since summit). They would beat them in a Bo3 no less. Then they breeze through Immortals and win the entire tounament. Then 2 months later they play in DHS and sure they finish 5th-6th but there they manage to beat a C9 who would literally a few days later make top 4 at ECS and then 2nd place in ESL One Fucking Cologne. There they lose to fnatic who were hot during the whole tournament (and I personally think OP is also underrating fnatic). fnatic btw would go on to get 2nd place and smashing SK on Overpass.

>>183484862
cheating doesn't make you a hero

>>183484767
>like I never get why would the polish people be greatly proud of being polish and at the same time being poor & washing themselves in a bowl.
goes for every third world country tbhfam

blind nationalistic pride yet live in shit countries

electing shit governments

>>183484862
woah, skadoodle is up there with the best players
gj ska on top1 deaths, showing everyone that NA CS is not a joke anymore

reminder that /ourguys/ will tear astralis a new one

>>183484862
>Be a shitty kid with attitude problems
>Make your team implode
>But at least I got those sick stats to back me up!
Just like that brainlet aimer in MM who thinks he understands shit about CS because he is topfragging

>>183484920
In terms of LAN performances, Gambit have been pretty quiet but excluding DHS which may just have been the anomaly, theyve been really good at their most recent LAN events. Then you factor in, what theyve been doing. What theyve been doing is getting together and going under the radar only to pull out all the good stuff for the major. Same thing happened a the last major. They win DHW, then they go quiet. Then theres people like you doubting why theyre legends and some were using Gambit as an example as to why the legends system sucks. Then they pull out all the good shit at the major and then make legends. And thats exactly whats happening here. So after Austin and summit, Gambit are pretty quiet (well except for DHS but thats only one LAN in like 2 months). People then start talking shit about Gambit LITERALLY just because theyve been inactive. They bootcamp and get together. Then if all goes well they pull out everything that theyve been developing for the past few months at the major and that gets them at least a major spot.

Notice that I dont talk about online results as Gambit have always been shit online, even when they were fresh off top 8 in Atlanta or after winning Austin. Ping is one issue. AdreN was even notorious for being a bad online player a few years ago just because of his shit ping. But then at LANs he was dominating. Theres a reason why most self respecting analyst gives little to no attention to online performances.

>>183484864
Cucks try to make being patriotic seem lame.

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>>183484950

I can confirm MissHarvey has a ~14cm penis.
Surprised she looks so good, but then again she started hormones when she was 15 so...

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>>183484923
>>183484962
delete this shit right now

>>183484962
>acting like cs is deeper than getting headshots
lmao

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>>183485067
we need to steal this biz meme and edit this guy in that pick

>>183484962
CS is literally about clicking heads lmao, good luck taking a bombsite without any player dying

>>183484962
Frags win games bitch, deal with it.

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>tomato boy thought he could beat virtus plow

post your face when grand final will be casted by Cummler & HenryG & Nigger

cummler, because he got so much ""hate"" lately, so he needs that "semmler appreciation thread"
henry, because he actually played CS
and Nigger, because he's a nigger and for the memes

I really don't like that keyboard ad. I will never buy a keyboard from them.

>>183485013
>tfw poles are degenerate retards
>at the same time they refuse to get cucked by the EU unlike supposedly first world white countries

I don't get it.

>>183485252
>>tfw poles are degenerate retards
I don't know shit about Poland. Why are they "degenerate retards"?

>>183485065
bullshit, she's not mtf

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>>183485252
we may be degenerate but we're us and not the west

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>>183485240

>mfw Semmler is the TobiWan of CSGO

>>183485204
this, s1mple will prove that in the grand final

>>183485293
People call every slav country "degenerate retards" or "third worlders" and yet we are smart enough to not get cucked by niggers and sandniggers like the "amazing countries" germany, sweden, murica

>>183485293
Because supporting your team while under influence of alcohol apparently is a degenerate thing to do.

>>183484962
>be navi
>kick your IGL for a star player
>star player fullfills his role and then some
>turns out the rest of the team sucks and kicking the IGL wasn't all that smart of a move
>somehow it's the star player's fault the team isn't getting results despite being literally a tier above any other player in the team
epic

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>>183485293
they haven't embraced cultural enrichment

>>183484649
What's the script for this tournament lads?

>>183485293
On top of being slavs, they're also one of the stupidest slavs statistically. Like really fucking stupud on average, not even joking. At least they're white and patriotic.

>>183485412
Brazilians win

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>>183485362

I really hope that Gambit beat Asstrails :(

>>183485315
Kek, I went to middle and highschool with her, I ain't no transophobe or shit, I even find it kinda cute

>>183485383
it was perfectly fine until valve did the coaching rule making starix irrelevant

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>>183485204
>Falling for the brainlet logic that destroys everyteam that gets too arrogant
>When Astralis, Gambit and SKancer are the most tactical teams nowadays and the best ones
Aim is not consistent forever, eventually you will slump, eventually the opponent will have a better day than you, but keep forcing that shit theory that aim alone wins you games

We can see how Fnatic and Envy are doing right now

AFREN BRUV LMAO

LADA SEDAN

Wait did the crowd just disappear?

>>183485438
>hating the only team full of attractive, fit young men

>>183485426
>imt
>not getting the plow up their monkey buttholes

also
>beating astralis ever

>>183485405
>tfw going to Germany for university in september
>only thing I've seen on the internet and the media is Germany being 90% libcucks getting bent over by shitskins

Any germanbros in here? Tell me it's not as bad as it seems. I really don't wanna have to kill a shitskin terrorist and be jailed for the rest of my life.

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FAVELAS OUT

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Leave the cucks to me.

>>183485493
>comparing hacking pro league to normie MM

Fuck off

>>183485506
beer is sold outside of arena

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are you ready for the danish tight boipussies to get spread?

>>183485424

It takes a literal 5 second google search to debunk your inane statement. But sure have your (You).

>boohoo crowd wasn't allowed to stay after midnight
>it's 15:04 and they're already gone

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The absolute state of CS:GO.

>>183485567
depends where you're going to go

ex6tence
pronax
MSL
karrigan
zeus

all brain no aim super major winning team right here

>>183485618
It amazes me every time some brings EPIC IQ STATISTICS

>>183485618
Except that it doesn't, and I've been to Poland, and worked with poles for years. I'm sorry, but you're degenerates.

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>>183485628
what the FUCK where is the crowd?

>>183485651
Zeus has no brain either senpai

>>183485609
>Hobbit and Dosia

How do two opposing extremes of human physical characteristics just happen to play on the same CSGO team...

>>183485628
The audience knows there's going to be an hour delay because of tech issues. They're just getting some food.

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The crowd will come back for the game, right?

RIGHT?

>>183485673
got any of that source to back your shit up?

>>183485252
>my view of reality is defined by /pol/ memes
hello retardo

>>183485670

As opposed to what kind data? Some random retard on /csgog/. Oke

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>>183485567
>Not being a minority claiming to be a chiropractic so you can grope white woman in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ls8t6Hsw0

>>183485629
Ulm. Bringing my favorite Ulm mug I've had for over 10 years too.

>>183485680
There are bottomfraggin "smart" in game leaders in abundance so really just take your pick.

>>183485651
Karrigan has no strats.

will device be as blatant today as he was yesterday?Gambit might be toast

>>183485240
wh

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>>183485738
PRAISE KEK
PROUD CITIZEN OF KEKISTAN

>>183485761
"frags" don't matter when you're winning the team the round stupid
fuck

>>183485738
No kind of data, you cannot easily measure a "wisdom" of group of 30 million people and compare it to other groups, but of course it's easier to consider yourself some kind of an elite which needs to englighten stupider ones

>>183485493
>Aim is not consistent forever, eventually you will slump, eventually the opponent will have a better day than you
true. if that happens then you go out of the tournament like sk did

>>183485673
>some people are stupid
but that's true everywhere you go

>>183485824
And for Poland it's true that way more than some are stupid.

>>183485673

>"my anecdotal life story is way more reliable than international studies"

>>183485790
please.

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>>183485673
>and worked with poles for years
huh, you must be pretty smart to work with these stupid poles FOR YEARS

>>183485493
yeah astralis and sk don't have any good aimers at all, yep
and gambit is nowhere near their level

I want to smash Kjaerbye's boipucci

>It's another midget grandpa trying to act young again episode
>It's another rerun

this kjarbey looks like my female cousin
getting a boner

>>183485807
>ayy let me use my superior strats to walk into empty bombsites and do sick smoke defuses without ever having to headshot anyone

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>>183485892
fukken GOTEM

>>183485892
You'd be surprised how difficult is to manage literal retards. It's like being in charge of a kindergarten.

>>183485856
>not understanding how averages work
>confusing it with median
you definitely are subhuman

>>183485856
no, you're just awfuly biased

>>183485943
>wins
lol who cares
this isn't cod retard

>>183485893
>Implying the individual level of Fnatic/G2 isn't miles ahead of SK or Astralis
Oh yea, but Coldzera gets setup to get those 3 kill and its all credit to his insane gamesense and aim amirite?

>>183485986
spotted the Bernie voter everyone

>>183485754
ulm is very nice
you wont see any savages ulm and the southern german states are overall very cultured. Just dont visit NRW (dortmund) thats the melting pot for arabs and white trash

>>183485365
instead you're importing north koreans
good job

>>183485493
THE ETERNAL BOTTOM FRAGGER SPOTTED

>>183485975
>>183485982
I'd be offended by the truth if I was polish too. It's only natural. I don't blame you, but just be honest with yourselves.

>>183485818
IF you are going to write "stupidest slavs """statistically"""" then yeah of course I will bring up meme IQ tests. Fighting fire with fire.

>>183485493
tactics is your codeword for hacks, right?

-bodyy
+scream

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>gambit playing against cheaters

bye bye lanbit , its sad that these are the only honest folks still playing in this major

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>>183485678
Pooland has shit crowd unless VP plays

>>183486015
>he thinks i voted for Bernie the cuck
you probably votes for shillary huh faggot

>>183486054
>still no source to any of these cool statistics you mentioned
pls don't make me think so much, it's hard for us

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>>183485802

Do players really take this HLTV ranking serious? It's retarded because it's way too volatile and changes every fucking month.
The scene is just so inconsistent it makes much more sense to at least consider things on a 6 month scale or something.

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>>183486065
Gambit are doping though

>>183486025
Good to hear. Do you think I'll be able to find friends if I'm not very liberal? I'm also Slavic, and I feel Germans don't like Slavs.

>>183486159
Good dis man :^)

got me so good, used the same dis as I did man so good!

Fuck off.

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>>183486181

>>183486015
Any decent human being would vote for Bernie. No surprise he didn't win

>>183486190
What is this, horse semen?

>>183486183
>6 month scale
that's retarded, how good you were 6 months ago means fuck all
as you said yourself, the scene is volatile

>>183486183
is anyone taking the whole HLTV serious?
their website design is just cluttered shit

>>183486198
looks like a struck a nerve, lol just kys already you useless nigger

>>183486183

BUT THORIN SAID FAZE IS TOP 3 AND THEY WILL SURELY MAKE IT TO PLAYOFFS.
Any kind of predictions/rankings are pointless nowadays

>>183486190
are they? i figured they got hyped from crowd reactions.Other than that nothing too out of the ordinary

>>183485014
You never deserved LEM if you cna't even fucking hit shots with a deagle, trash silver, you belong there

>>183486247
it means fuckall, but you can at least meaningfully make a ranking of teams in the first half of 2017
the HLTV ranking has no meaning to begin with

>>183486239
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis

>>183486183
>The scene is just so inconsistent it makes much more sense to at least consider things on a 6 month scale or something
It's exactly because the scene is inconsistent that it doesn't make sense.
Teams can easily rise and fall out of relevance within 2-3 months.

Reminder that this isn't a real sport but a game played by autistics who often can't even keep the consistent performance within the same tournament during one week.
Rating them on ground scale doesn't make any fucking sense.

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>>183486354
>implying aim is all you need when it comes to 64tick servers

>>183486354
relax you fucking retard he never said he deranked because he couldn't hit shots, he probably lost on purpose

>>183486368
it gives precedence to lan tournaments on a time scale, seems like it's the best way to do things if all teams play consistently, which is why astralis ranking is not accurate

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>>183486374
so it is horse semen

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>>183486374
Disappointing.

>>183486354
oh yeah catch me on dust 2 you wont be saying that when i shoot your head off with it you idiot

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>>183486354
>Acting like you ''need'' to be good with any weapon to be good at CS
I would say AK/M4 are the only thing you gotta learn, but again I knew a weeb who got SMFC using P90 and AWP for most of the time

>>183486513
I got to LE using ONLY deagle, you fucking trash silver, stay there until you get good at game please

someone post discord copypasta

>>183486538
>awp most of the time

ummmmmmm

>>183486571
>LE
Have fun down there kiddo

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What happened to /ourman/'s nose?

>>183486571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r788NSAQi9w
(you)

>>183486571
You are a spaz

>>183486538
>abuse op awp
>get smfc
wow, who would have guessed

>>183486613
gotta have herpes with a name like sexgod

POST RARE DOSIAS

LE is the new gold nova come talk to us when you reach supreme fucking faggots

>>183486408
>(((64 tick complainer)))

lmao a 64 tick server at 5 ping is much better than a 128 tick server at 30-50 ping

>>183486602
I'm GE, only deag got me to LE
trash kid

>>183486707
SUPREME is the new gold nova come talk to us when you reach global fucking faggots

>>183486707
You realize this just now?

>>183486707
supreme is the new new gold nova (LE) come talk to us when you reach rank s

>>183486194
germany isnt even that liberal
they are rather traditional & central

you're going to find easily friends if you behave friendly
good luck anon

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>>183486707
>tfw got back to playing and got GN4

>>183486776
>Being dumb enough to install the ESEA trojan rootkit onto your computer

jesus this place is filled with retards

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/ourguys/ casting, get hype

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>Shitkids bragging about MM ranks
Are you cumstains at very least -A on ESEA?

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first for /feet/

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>>183486707
>Supreme
That's the new DMG

When is the match supposed to start?

>>183486794
It's ok. I was DMG and got Silver 4 after inactivity. One rank worse then when I STARTED playing CS. Fucking ridiculous

>>183486792
Thanks my dude.

Dev1ce and gla1ve are gonna hack their asses off today , watch their POVs

>>183486794
>>183486843
you're doing something wrong. I was LEM when I stopped playing like 4 years ago and got DMG after the "re-placement" matches

gambit are the good guys here right?

>>183487076
yeah

This observer sucks dick

>>183487143
why don't you fucking do it yourself then ass hole
don't talk bad on /our girl/

>>183487076
let me see:
>a bunch of a sweaty pedophile-looking ruskies
or
>a team of nordic gods

I'll go with the nordic gods

>>183487076
Why? I am hoping Astralis win atm.

>those sprays
lmaooo dupreeh forgot his toggle key

>>183487178
but I can do it better

I never got those who complain about ranks, especially on lower levels. Unless you're a total complete retard it's not difficult to reach LEM+ soloqueueing.

>>183487246
then watch on gotv you tard

>>183487246
then do it
nothing is stopping you on gotv

Danes are boring as hell , lanbit is definitely our guys

get rekt australians

>>183487178
It's that other dude for this game you mong

>>183487248
>it's not difficult to reach LEM+ soloqueueing.
No it's annoying

>>183487248
DMG is a fucking shitfest tho, I was stuck there for 6 months before I upranked

gambit really starting to run away with it

>the village of dupreeh

https://clips.twitch.
tv/GracefulSuaveDogeLitFam

>shitstralis
hehehehehehehehehhehehe what ti do homie

AUSTRALIAS IS NO MATCH FOR LANBIT
GET FUCKED

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Who picked this map? I wasn't paying attention.

>>183487332
fugg yeah boii

>>183487380
Ass

>>183487380
astralis

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>>183487193
So you are the kind of white nerd beta cucklord who thinks you are some kind of viking because you are white?

>>183487321
Then you're just bad at the game

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I'm getting turned on.

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>>183487403
>>183487417
I'm sure they're feeling really good about their pick now.

>zeus wasn't the problem
>starix wasn't the problem
>s1mple isn't the problem
who's the problem in navi?

>>183487487
they'll get back into it

why does everyone here prefer gambit to astralis?

>>183487534
literally only because dosia

>>183486613
he used a nose strip to look good for the camera

lets go Gambit

fuck the hacks are good

>>183487472
Let me feed you.

>>183487534
asstralis has cheaters while gambit is an honest team

lurk more

>>183487534
astralis are boring as fuck

>>183487487
Overpass has been gambit's map for like a year so I'm not sure what ass were thinking here.

>>183487534
fuck thorin tho

>>183487534
boring danes
zeus redemption storyline
GODren and hobbit

>>183487526
>no IGL
>guardian inconsistent
>flamie shitting the bed from time to time
>too many easy mistakes made by all the players

>>183487534
>zeus the punisher, showing navi how to play after they kicked him
>hobbit the cute little hobbit
>mou and adren the cool and funny kazakhs
>dosia the sex god
Literally unhateable

>>183487534
Why would you support a team of fuccbois? u gay m8?

>used to compete for money in the biggest danish tournaments (cs 1.6)
>was about to compete internationally when my team fell apart
>tune into SK vs Astralis the other day
>blatant aimbots on both teams

Kjaerbye or whatever his name is, is so obvious. How is he not banned yet?

Look at this example, anyone whos ever tried using properly coded aimbots should know this.
On the second kill, his aim sticks to the head in obvious robotic fashion, he's holding an aimlock here. Third guy that dies, he doesnt get the kill, but look at his aim, shaking in a circular motion.
Its so painfully obvious I actually laughed a little bit when I saw it live.

https://gfycat.
com/WideeyedWildAfricanelephant

hacks festival has startarted

>>183487534
I prefer 1.6 vets to children because I'm a grandpa

>hackstralis
fuck this shit i hope gambit destroys them

Looks like asstralis finally got their toggles in

>Astralis
"Let's try and win without cheats this time ok?"

>start 0-6
You guys know what's coming

>>183487698
having x-ray makes you more suspicious
you should expect an enemy hiding there
and they're the best players in the world
why wouldn't they be able to flick this well?

>>183487698
we know man... we know

>>183487698
but anon, that's just kjaerbye's quirky spraying style that no other pro does!

>dosia is almost 30 years old
what the fuck

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asstralis? never heard about them

when did astralis hack and was it proven?

I thought the main hackers in pro cs were sk gaming

https://twitter.com/betwayesports/status/888757254928859137

LOOOOOL XDDD

>>183487940
i thought so too until yesterday's match

>>183487698
I don't get why they just don't show us the over head cams where you see both the players mouse and screen
literally this is how we bust them

>>183487830
Yeah! and when stewie2k does his little shakes of the gun its just how he plays man he cant stand still lol xD

>>183487698
too true

the hack fests from yesterday were obvious as shit.I like how the casters tried to play it off with "heatmap predictions" lmao

>>183486809
haha is this photoshopped??

>>183487974
won't catch micros

won't catch picos

99% of cheating at this level is just sound esp anyway

>>183488031
yeah bigger

>>183487940
>was it proven?
what do you think
try watching their matches

>>183487864
how bout gambshit

>>183488010
>183488010
>heatmaps predictions

what is this exactly?

>download every demo of SK games
>watch only cold's pov
>get good
is there a flaw in my plan?

>>183487940
literally watch the Sk and astralis match from yestrday. Both teams were hacking their asses off yesterday.The hues however couldn't match up

reminder it's a waste of time to engage with silver-rank hackusers

>>183487843
Problem? I'm 30 and I'm probably better then you

>>183487534
Because Astralis is popular.

>>183488045
haha, funny! do you mind if I save the picture? =)

>>183487659
>reddit memes

>>183488076
sk set him up with prime positions and bait for him all the time

Zeus is super valuable player

>>183488076
yeah, you didn't spend 15k on hacks.

>>183488063
heatmaps.exe

>>183487974
that should fix the aimlock issue on a seperate button. however that will just push them into using mouse1 smooth aimbots that also plagued 1.6 in the end.
i remember trying one that was harder to spot than what he is using in that clip.

>>183488137
i found the cucked dane guys!

mou is playing unreal atm

that was a toggle
nobody refocuses that fast

>>183488063
the reason the players knew exactly where other players were hiding were because they "studied" the ares where people were most killed.

Clearly bullshit as most dudes were hidden in strange corners

THE GOOSE IS DONE
QUACKED

>>183488221
i see thanks yeah, total bs.

THEY STARTED WITH A NOVA DAN

>let's just push solo as ct all over the map

yeah good strat gambit

Is this the first map?

>>183488276
>>183488221
>>183487698
dev1ce was straight up locking onto targets through boxes and wallen refrained from shooting through smokes to not make it obvious.That shit was hilarious you guys have to watch it if you didnt see.

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Did they toggle?

>>183488385
yes

>>183488409
really?

>>183488421
no

>>183488421
yes

>>183488421
really

>/csgog/ doesn't like Astralis and accuses them of cheating because based Danes always rek their dear fnashit
pathetic

>device dead
>gambit wins
hmmmm........

>>183488421
fart

>>183488534
neck yourself goose

>wakey wakey time for east coast NA
>hackuasations start

hmmm

>>183488534
fuck off manboobie goat fucker

>dev1ce destroyed fallen every round
>can't handle mou
i'm starting to believe the heatmap and demo watching excuse

>>183488534
hello device

>>183488534
/csgog/ doesn't even like fnatic you dork

>>183488534
they didnt even beat fnatic, they beat sk which we hate even more
are you legit retarded or just baiting for replies?

what the fuck who is mou

nasty shot

>>183488569
zonic stop shitposting and call for a timeout

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can this man be stopped?

>that flashed wallbang
what

adren looks like an asian dad

>>183488569
americans arnt even watching this you dumbfuck , cloud9 has been gone for a while

>we'll probably have a 1.6 vets vs 1.6 vets final
nice

>>183488735
hobbit is his son

>>183488613
>they didnt even beat fnatic
they did, just not in the playoffs, and they've cucked them plenty of times before, even in majors

>>183487953
>rape jokes
this is why feminism matters

blatant

>>183488735
>doesnt know adren is hobbits dad
lol

>>183488771
It's not a rape joke.
It's a sex joke.
Rape was not implied.

>>183488864
>he took the b8

>>183488741
>americans arnt even watching this you dumbfuck
Yeah no shit. I doubt the hack-shitposters watch or even play the game.

>>183488891
>i was just acting retarded

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>>183488864
>dosia ever getting laid without rape

How much time until CS:GO Pro scene crumbles and self destructs with all these cheating?

>hasnt seen dosias wife

>>183488741
>implying actual Americans like clown 9
Liquid master race
NA is shit

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sup csgog

>>183488929
oh ok got me good man, phew, i thought you were just a fucking retard I'm sorry :^)

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>this is your god

>>183488974
>Doesn't know about russian women's gold digging reputation

>>183488959
>cheating
No such thing, it's just /csgog/ paranoia and memes.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Honestly iirc Gambit had like 80 or maybe 100 hours PLUS before Krakow while everyone else was below? G2 had like 40.

Hard work pays off lads.

>>183488992
yo are they selling any special pins this major?

seriously what is kjaerbyes headshot percentage, 80?
the guy plays like a fucking retard and only gets hs

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>>183489019

>>183488992
you paid to go to a tournament where you can barley see the screen just to look at your phone and follow csgog?

why?

>mou just padding his stats

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>>183489019
>tfw Dosia slept his way into a place on Gambit

>>183489045
question from dotard, every dota pro has like 120 hours every month, som even 140-150 of playtime playing 24/7.

Why is this not a thing in cs:go? how can you get away with not playing much and be on top?

>>183489087
ye im with my gf watching cs while ur sitting in ur basement eating doritos hows that working out for u

>got matched vs neo in mm a couple of months ago
>some faggot from my team failed to join the game
I'm still pissed

>>183489158
they travel 24/7 you dingus.

>>183489176
Good :)

enjoy your life in Krakow

give me a (you) if pistol rounds are important in csgo
you won't

>>183489176
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>183489158
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/6n282a/hours_played_of_csgo_in_the_past_2_weeks_by_all/

here we go

Zeus alone had 200 hours in.

>>183489158
when you cheat it doesn't matter
you just need to be up to date on the bugs

>gla1ve cucked by his shadow settings
lmao

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>>183489214

>>183489019
Stay mad shitter dosia is there secret weapon

>>183489176
>hasn't posted pictures of said gf yet

>mou 30-8
WHAT?

>waaah why is NA CS trash waaah
https://twitter.com/n0thing/status/881517572579053568

>30-8
Mou God

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>>183489214

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Mou sitting on 30/8. The next mate has just 13 kills.

>>183489346
yup...it's totally legit man

damn Gambit anti-ecos are good

>mou LITERALLY carrying Gambit

>>183489234
>kjaerbye's steamprofile is Gizminister

which essentially translates into Pussymeister.
giz is slang for girls, and minister is well.. minister.
the guy is hilarious desu

>>183489349
doesn't n0thing just smoke weed all day with his ugly gf.

>>183489442
giz is slang for jizz which is slang for semen

>>183489349
loved the interview with gob b when he said that he learned during his time in NRG that americans dont want to practice a lot so he had to play a lot of DM

Zeus's leadership is amazing

muajajaja

>>183489482
mm no sweetie

>astralis choking in semis
when have we seen this before :thinking:

is mou hacking or what

>>183489346
He's blessed by Tengri.

>>183489414
Gambit has been playing really fucking well as a team making trades when it counts never peeking 1v1 always even when it's just one player left.

Rusty Teleport is fucking insane yo

how do player mics not pick up the audience or even the casters, even a little bit?

Hoping for the Slav vs kinda Slav team finals

>device getting shit on by moe

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let's go anon, I'll carry you to the finlas

>asstralis getting blown the fuck nout
>thoorin not tweeting
:>

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They play like gods against SK aim on point , never off guard but play like literal silvers against lanbit whiffing shots left and right and bad calls

Why?

>>183489627
>flying lufthansa
shit taste in airline

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Not been banned yet

>>183489607
he used up all his power shitting on fallen

the cis shuffle will get cucked so hard if gambit win the major lmao

>>183489586
there were some moments in the vp nuke map where it seemed like the crowd interfered with in game sounds

>>183489586
active noise cancellation

>>183489634
somebody with twitter tweet him his stat about astralis being undefeated on overpass in 2017

>>183489652
who care

>>183489530
mm yes faggot

someone please post EVERYTHING

>>183489652
kys

>>183489652
what script?i want to be device level good

Xyp9x is a legit good player tbqh

>>183489760
>this one?
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/878713289987022850

UH OH

Chokebit?

>mou
>has to jump above the smoke to gather info

>device
>just be yourself and watch the heatmaps dude

>slavshits chanting for asstrails

huh?
did they already forget vp was 2 rounds short of winning previous major vs them?

>>183489946
>doubting /ourguys/

>>183489994
europe is small you can easily go from denmark to poland by train.

>SHITSTRALIS

HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF.