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>>183424992
why do you keep posting whores?
xth for what the fuck is big doing
>niggers get btfo
>niggers maaaaaaad as fuck SEETHING
Anyone even watching the game?
Christ BIG
Knife backfired this time
>legija
this is getting too funny
kek
legija is such a small brained idiot
Fuck you online keyboard warriors
you can catch a left jab calling me monkey in my face , i dare you.
what's the typical ct score for train?
nice major slavtards
nice slavs gotards
>>183425227
go give her a tip so she can buy more birth controls for her next session with me cuckboi
>>183425231
byebye newboi
>>183425231
They're just going to call you a violent monkey or something regardless of how accurate your statement is. Wait, you're just baiting aren't (you)
slavs nice gotards
>>183425374
mm post more sexy girl's
Any Brazilians here? What the fuck does bicha mean?
>>183425231
You can try that. You'd get fukd before even moving your hand
jesus christ those favela doesn't know how to CT in train
BIG got this, they just have not to choke.
>>183425231
aren't you the little warrior, acting like all strong online? :)
at the end of the day you'll still be a monkey boy, eat shit
goblin is insane
>>183425471
They're doing fine for T side already and they're in full control of the economy. Could be a huge half for them.
>>183425231
Monkey.
>>183425418
nice goslavs tards
I thought train was CT sided???
stop calle
>>183425434
>>183425374
>>183425376
what the fuck are you gonna do bitch?I fucked up people up from multiple towns over before.Im not scared of you pieces of shit .
Give me an address cowards
B A S E D fallen
>>183425648
context?
>>183425623
>replying to me when I'm not against you
bait confirmed. monkey
nice game gotards
>>183425696
kng shouted "you are weak" in portuguese i think
>>183425696
kng chimpout
>>183425540
>>183425516
>>183425434
>t.beta white men who have to resort to calling their superiors monkey
this is why you are dying out
>>183425696
he's attempting to decifer what knig said
>>183425696
Kng was screaming fuck you fuck you towards BIG after a knife in inferno
>>183425623
look at this monkey chimp out
mid me thnk
>>183425696
(((Rothmann)))
What did he jew by this?
>asians birth rate declining massively
>white guilt ending the white race
>every brazilian man getting transexual surgery
>african americans shooting each other
who's the master race?
>>183425757
monkey booooy look what i have :)
Is train T sided?
Dropped
>giving immortals 1 round to reset their economy while BIG is rich as fuck
i bet this is god b's 900 IQ decision
>>183425887
jews unlike whites they arnt cucked nor crazy
>>183425989
No.
>>183425887
mexico, soon burritos will be the national food of USA and fatties will rejoice
>>183425854
lol thats nothing, he went harder on other occasions
Are they all sleeping in on room or why he need so many keys?
Lewd~ I wanna sleep with device-kun too.
>>183425887
Reptiloids.
>>183425887
The declining birthrates are just very absurd calculations, not an actual problem
>>183426008
all carefully planned with only leaving 1 CT alive
>GOD B USING JUMPBUG
HAHAHAHA
>>183426161
>BUG
Valve confirmed it's not a bug.
>>183425887
>who's the master race?
Pinoi. Is this even a question?
>>183426031
Weak genes. They will be outbred/nuked at some point.
>>183426127
>white people believe this
im gonna take picture of you people to show off to my grandkids
>>183426219
They confirmed it's allowed, but still a bug.
>still no new items in my inventory
what the FRICK
>>183426058
that's the only minivideo i have, i just found his arm flailing funny
>fastforward to year 2020
>csgo major being held in brazil
>all foreigners experience the true humbleness along with robbery, fighting and rape
>>183426096
because he loses them
Wht happened to the audience?
>>183426237
>Pinoi. Is this even a question?
damn straight brother
Even the commentators are making fun of the monkey team haha
>>183426257
Feels good to be the cause of your ass-anguish. Get pooped on subhuman. :D
>>183426472
all passed out from vodka
>>183426472
kicked out
>>183426389
>mad eurocuck that his game is being dominated by "monkeys"
If i was this cucked i would be mad too
>>183426472
macau soup dinner being served
>>183426472
[insert plumbing joke here]
>>183426472
there is no audience, it was all a ruse
dead game
who /uma/ here?
>>183426483
these guys look like they only get slutty 14 yr old pussy
>>183426472
It's against Polish law to have audience in an arena after midnight
also, they're only allowed to sell non-alcoholic beer inside
yeah, literally the most cucked nation in Europe
>>183426483
BRAD MGA MGA MGA
>>183426534
what for?
>csgog is alive because of dotards
get ur shit together guys
>>183426698
arena closed
>>183426557
eu sou brasileiro você idiota jajajajajaj
>>183426557
SK lost lmao
>>183426661
t. inferior race
GOD TAPSEN
>>183426557
>dominated by monkies
>Sk got destroyed 0-2 by superior nordics
tabsen the god
>>183426661
sounds like a dream
No BUG allowed
HAHAHA
TAP SEN GOD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPLIT SECOND FLICK HEN1 JUST DID IN THAT LAST ROUND? WHAT THE FUCK
anyone got some picohacks to share? i'm stuck with this microhack garbage
Hahahahahaahh
HAHAHHAHAH this game
fuck, is this the beginning of an epic new rivalry?
Jesus christ :D the knifes
>>183426672
litterealy the only white nation to be around in 60 years in europe
the knives in this game
i love it
KNIVES OUT BABYYYY
My only wish is that after IMT lose they refuse to shake hands or chimp out
TWO FUCKING KNVIES
WHAT THE FUCK
These guys just playing Dark Souls at this point
SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
DEEEEEZ
NUTZZZZZ
this is literally mm pug level plays
>>183427097
Do they even have cameras left in the arena right now?
Will sucking tabseN's cock make me better at this game
>legija trying for the knife again
lmao, they don't care anymore
this has been a great series so far
>>183426257
>not one single white person in Latin America
Fuck off, the Americas will probably become tha last bastion of the white race once Europe is conquered.
>>183427137
I can hear this guys nasaly voice in my my head right now. You know those faces where you know this person just has a annoying voice.
SK vs Ass shitfest aside today was fucking great.
Based slavs, swedes and germans are bringing some fun CS.
THE KNIVES ARE REAL
MY SIDES ARE DEAD
>>183427256
in theory it's the superior strategy to always knife if you can because money
>>183425850
yeah why would the ct shot him
who booked the arena that closed at midnight?
who made the whole show start about an hour late? imagine if the previous games had gone too 3 maps...
>>183427253
Only one way to find out bro.
>>183427309
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
immortals on the tilt.
>11-9
>BIG rich as fuck again
>no money for monkeys
It's going to happn.
that's it, monkeys got terminated
um wtf he said "have a wank" how can he be considered professional I want him banned NOW
tabsen going full on god mode this map
how is that a one tap? dumb nigger game
>>183427242
no, the spectators stole them and left
>>183427449
/ourguys/ will pull through
BIG got this
>>183427364
This guy said this >>183426672 which is something I've never heard in my life. What is the whole purpose of such a law? Is it something left over world wars or some shit
>>183427364
>who booked the arena that closed at midnight?
That's seems to be universal for poland.
Not the first time their events end up chasing out the crowd.
Not the first time their shitty organizers fuck up schedule either.
>>183427490
he's black he can say what he wants ;^)
>>183427490
Black DDK is an ass and we won't be working with him.
>>183427364
imagine if the VP vs BIG semis goes to third map tomorrow, and they start kicking out the audience
would the poles riot?
Doesn't Tabsen know you can get aids from fucking monkeys?
what is que ota i dont speak brazilian
>>183427485
>Spot the deagfag in first round, desert eagle only is viable if you mastered the one tap
deagle first round on T side is awesome faggot
>>183427490
>have a wank
I'd rather have James tight boipussy.
>>183427557
they don't want visiting germans on their streets after midnight
>>183427490
James just BTFO all the sensitive fucks crying about "muh sportsmanship"
Gambit vs BIG
GRAND FINAL
>>183427490
He's right tho. Go watch LCS or something if hype offends you
THIS OBSERVER IS FUCKING TRASH
MISSING KILLS LEFT AND RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
>>183427704
lol fucking retard Gambit is shit and havent faced a single good team so far
>>183427557
Poland is the most conservative cucked country in the EU
Their government is totally fucked
>all these missed awp shots
LITERAL SILVERS
FNATIC AND SK SHOULD BE IN FINALS
why didn't legija just stay alive there? aggressive peeking CTs triggers me so much
>>183427749
yeah missing all of keeve's sick shots
PGL is a fucking trainwreck
>>183427803
true, fnatic is a low tier team, haven't even heard of them until this major
Immortals are so tilted, they're playing like total MM retards
>BIG resetting monkey nigger economy again
high iq tactic
What're ya'll drinking tonight?
I'm having brews and Ouzo.
>>183427821
nt Mohammed bin Merkel
lmao those favela doesn't know even to flash before invading, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET SO FAR
who has the highest iq on BIG?
So was crowd hype really the fuel for immortals to play well?They are playing like shit right now
>>183427918
this isnt 2014 anymore
>>183427364
keev
big head big iq
>>183427704
sauce me senpai
>>183428161
wish i knew...
>BIG tilted off the face of the earth with that tec9 loss
BR script
WTF IS GOING ON
COME FUCKING ON BIG DO IT
what the fuck is tabsen doing lmaoooooooo
losing against tec9
NotLikeThis
>Playing close-range angles & holds when your enemy force-buys pistols
What the fuck were they doing
>Played my first 2 comp games
>Generally steamroll in first game
>Second game has smurf/hacker who gets constant consecutive headshots and single handedly wipes the team every time
>Usually the last alive but can't secure any kills
>One guy asks to be kicked for "emergency"
>Somehow get the feeling there is no emergency
>Team sound like they're getting pissed
>Notice im new and start being nice to me
>Lose, feel really bad, especially as I made nice people salty
What do I do anons
don't fucking choke BIG whath the fuck
intense script familia.
god damn it i cant watch this
They only had to beat an eco..
keev is so unbelievably trash
>>183426672
AHAHA THIS IS THE MOST BASED EUROPEAN COUNTRY EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT
>>183428605
there there
you'll get used to it after 100th time... maybe
>>183428717
Thatss not czech
my favorite meme is when the observer switches to a dying ragdoll
>It's the 16-14 script
<. <
>>183428120
true, vp is a low tier team, haven't even heard of them until this major
Dumb niggers.
But also dumb Tabsen. Why peek the nigger?
Oh my how good can tabseN be at this game wow
14-14 full reset
it's the monkey script lads, it's over
>reddit's BR's knocked the fuck out
>our based fucking monkeys are doing it
fuck these literal monkey niggers
more like big cheaters amirite
>>183428916
Nope, BIG will go full retard again
>be big
>literally powerless without glitches
wth that nigger chimping out
It's fucking over.
NOT LIKE THIS
They always clutch to 1v1 and then go peeking like retards.
why the fuck are they peeking in those situations?
>>183428925
SK and IMT are reddit.
IMT are even more reddit with having literal niggers.
bye bye big
gg lads
who can toggle harder boltz or tabsen
>when hen1 screams at the camera
NOT
LIKE
THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING BIG
GOD DMAN FUCKING MONKEY NIGGERS WON
ahaha
I can't watch desu sempai
EL MAJOR UMA DELICIA
i love this Brazilians toggling script
UMA DELICIA
FAVELA'D
WHERE'S YOUR KNIFES NOW FAGS
CHUPA GRINGOS PUTOS
>>183429158
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l o l.
BIG??? more like BIG FUCKING RETARDS
lmao csgog on suicide watch
GG GRINGO
they deserved to lose this. they played like fucking trash the entire game and keev is a literal DMG.
man they're not even fucking good and now they're in the semi finals of a major
it's fucking liquid all over again
worst major to date or does it at least beat cluj?
Karma
>niggers triggered the fuck out by /csgog/ bants
>they now return spewing shit everywhere
No thanks.
GET FUCKED WHITE BETA FAGGOTS
GET FUCKED WHITE BETA FAGGOTS
GET FUCKED WHITE BETA FAGGOTS
>>183424992
germanistan btfo
3/7
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/183193921/#183218940
fugg mongeysĄĄĄĄĄ!!!!!!!!
>3 games on a 30th round of a 3rd map
What a script.
>>183429249
>man they're not even fucking good and now they're in the semi finals of a major
big would be the same thing. essentially a meaningless bo3 since they'll lose to vp
Imagine being tabsen and losing this
Imagine having that fat fuck keev on your team who chokes to hard he threw up 50 chicken nuggets on his keyboard
>>183428865
Vp is washed up as fuck
Fnatic is a pathetic shadow of its former self they should just disband
its not 2014 anymore
hey i'm a noob. If i'm CT and the bomb is down and i'm controlling it should i ?
A. watch the bomb and wait for the T to try and pick it up.
B. Run around and peek.
remember when people said BIG was unbeatable on inferno? looks like group stage was a honeypot
>>183429341
yes but big is more fun and new, immortals are stale and old
>>183426672
nice sharia law pole cucks
>>183429441
not a good time to ask mate. mass suicide going on right now
>>183424992
that was a really fun game to watch, wishing both teams best
>>183429441
what are you fucking stupid?
C. dismantle the bomb so it can't be planted
>>183429486
>show the same map 3 times in a row
>everyone has a day and half to prepare
Oh I got an SK/BIG drop
Do I sell it for a dollar fifty?
>>183429441
Watch the bomb by holding an angle
>>183429393
tabsen had like 0 frags 12 rounds in on inferno
>>183429490
>yes but big is more fun and new
um they're just ex-mousesports and ex-NRG bums, definitely not new at all
Oh and if anyone cares, Renegades stomped misfits and NV stomped NRG in atlanta
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Your boy DaZeD is live, lets gooo
>>183429626
are yousure? because BIG are pros and they run around like retards everytime they are in a situation like that?
:+1: haHAA :+1:
>>183429850
Oh wait, do you mean if bomb is down, as in planted?
>>183429557
what the heck?!!
Tbh i think this was a pretty good game for BIG. Showed they have a lot of depth and resilience.
Even fucking LEJIA can step up
What a choke losing from 13-11 ct side train with opponent reset
>>183429437
true, g2 is a low tier team, haven't even heard of them until this major
>>183429437
VP is activating beast mode because they're on home soil. They'll fall back into irrelevancy after they beat North and lose to Immortals
pug-strat favelas in top 4
nice job BIG
>>183430326
>be big
>core spent a year in NA
>they lose to ecos all the time like an NA team
hmm
I got 0 correct today on my pick em , looks like im toast boys
>>183430235
Being on home soil never really helped VP much.
>VP vs Immortals
>monkeys keep their mouth shut and eyes in their monitors while getting demolished
i want to see kng and hen1 chimpout like they did today against based poles on their home turf
go BiG or go home ;^)
>>183430554
>VP v Immortals
>no crowd because PGL delays and its past midnight
>>183430632
grand final won't be played this late retard
>>183430687
>calls someone a retard
>the retard doesnt even know the bracket
>>183430585
DAYUM
I seriously hope this shitshow will make Valve force the production companies they hire to actually uphold a standard in the future
But it's only empty hopes, Valve doesn't give a single shit about CSGO
>>183430585
can i have that m4?
so is it Poland's fault or the company who undertook the event?
>>183430887
clearly
The teams didnt even bother to mask their scripts today.Cant even imagine the shitstorm during the finals
>>183431048
fault for what?
>>183431048
the company for chosing Poland
now that BIG choked the fuck out against favela, which team is /ourguy/?
>>183431048
both
former the most though
>>183431183
VP
They are the only honest players left/ Asstralis has blatant toggles that out-compete even the hue's.and Gambit cant match up with an in form pasha and snax.No comment on immortals
>>183431183
Is that even a question?
>>183431183
>>183431183
Immortals, do it for Steel
>>183431183lada sedan
>>183431183
you already knew the answer so I'm guessing you just wanted a picture of our guy
>>183431393
where is this from and why havent i seen it
>open csgo
>see this
open or sell? i want a kNg dlore badly
gambit vs immortals final
>>183431820
it should be in the OP permanently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43q7Qj_NKCU
So is the era of honest players over? Today we have clearly seen that these teams give ZERO fucks about hiding it. Not even anders and cuckler could deny it with their shit excuses.
Is there any chance Counter-strike will return to actually being a skilled based shooter again?
>>183431858
sell it, dumb nigger
>>183431858
open it and enjoy that battle-scarred indigo UMP
>>183431874
Gambit vs VP
>>183432102
vp will lose to north
>>183432169
>VP losing in poland
Are people this delusional Gambit is good? They're only undefeated because they faced 2 terribad teams and 2 has-been teams
>be american
>can't play CS properly but discuss about it anyway
Sad!
>>183432354
>used to be called A-V-P
>now its arwhp
when the FUCK did this happen?
>>183432707
too many brits casting
>>183432787
fucking disgusting. i just returned to the game and for the first 3 games i didnt understand wtf they were saying.
"awper mid" - i thought he said upper mid.
also pros are cheating now? wtf is going on
>>183432350
Nice bait.
how the fuck did SK gaming lose to Astralis when Coldzera is hacking so obviously?
>>183432354
I know thiabia bait but give mw a break US teams are dilled with kikes and egotistical retards. Not to mention game fixing faggots.
>>183432009
>>183432075
why didn't i listen
>>183433509
kek
>>183430585
what website is this
>>183432345
They went out in groups of Katowice when they were the #1 ranked team at the time.
>>183433325
oh i found out why. kjaerbye is literally aimbotting too. in a pro game at a major tournament.
are absolute retards running this shit?
@ third round he has a sequence thats enough to bust him.
his aim robotically tracks one player as he headshots him and afterwards his aim does the whole shaking thing on the last guy.
>>183433996
How many of you kids are new to CS?
They historically don't give a shit about online/small shit LANs and wait to try for majors. Let's see if they stick to it and don't fuck off.
>>183433325
it's funny how they lost, wasn't cold about to break a record for most kills in a LAN or some shit?
>>183434016
Wow they should hire you, you seem to be an expert on spotting hackers! :)
>>183435434
thorin pls leave
>>183434557
You've managed to turn a tier 1 LAN in Poland into a online/small shit LAN. So VP has won absolutely nothing since Katowice 2014 then? Then why do you believe they'll do anything at this LAN if nothing else matters?
Would you go full gay for Dazed, anon?
>>183435583
for fnx, maybe
https://twitter.com/frandia125/status/888435747140907008
there were 1 million Chinese viewers
but can you trust Chinese stats?
>tfw all the honest teams got eliminated this major
thanks valve , it wanst enough to have CS GO die with brain cancer .You had to make sure the corpse rotted as well
>>183435843
>chink anything
is that even a question?
>>183434016
minivideo?
>>183435843
>chinks
>honest
you know the drill
>>183436187
that's a delicacy
>>183437990
this, fucking arrogant white pigs not appreciating free dessert
DonHaci our guy??
>big lost
fucking how
HOW
Is RLewis the most fragile person in all of e-sports?
>>183439950
did something happen?
>play a comp game of cs:go
>lose
????
explain
Why did we die all of a sudden
>>183441464
wallowing in sadness
>>183439128
no he's a reddit attention whore
>>183439950
he's up there, always crying for a safe space when someone says something negative about his videos
>>183441067
He was tweeting something about how the crouch jump didn't decide the big vs faze game and I explained why that's irrelevant and he blocked me. I really don't get it.
>>183441464
grinding dem ranks
>>183441464
watching dazed
Haven't played CSGO in 4 months because of work overseas.
Just got back, picked up the Hydra OP and had my pick em brackets destroyed by reddits guys.
Anyone want to jump into some Hydra co-op?
>>183442439
rank?
>>183441464
I'm crying because the hues won
>>183443595
I dunno, MG1? It vanished long ago.
Again, I haven't played in months and I generally don't want to play comp for now.
Reminder that R. Lewis thinks that human races are pseudo science.
MY FUCKING PACKAGE IS GOING TO BE HELD FOR 15 FUCKING DAYS BEFORE IT CAN BE SOLD? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME VALVE? I CANT USE THE FUCKING AUTHENTICATOR BECAUSE I DROWNED MY LAST FUCKING PHONE AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 15 FUCKING DAYS?????
>Dazed igling a team of NA eagles to victory
I can watch it all day
did waka flocka perform at dreamhack or is that on the final day?
>>183447083
maybe you shouldn't be a retard my dude
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/1533813/ropz-trashtalking-poland
anyone know what he said
https://clips.twitch
.tv/ResourcefulSuspiciousSandpiperKreygasm
/ourguy/
all the signs point to dazed being a magoger
Does anyone have a none meme answer as to why kids are constantly able to full speed running headshot without counter-strafing?
>>183435520
Not him but
>1 LAN
>ESL
Maybe he is right
who /vp/ here?
>>183447205
>dazed awkwardly IGLing his way into some panties
>>183451749
lol when was this?
>>183452691
p sure that was around mlg major
this is the worst major
>>183456412
>dosia finally in the top 4
>worst
nah man
>>183458263
too many brazilians
>>183458368
admin kick the favelas
>>183458368
Fuck BIG. Immortals are just gonna choke in the semis anyways
>>183458739
VP are going to lose to IMT and its gonna be a 2-0 major for ass trains
>>183459928
Not so fast anon
>SK lost
What now?
Now, FalleN, fer and coldzera already knew they were very good. They also knew the players from C9 were good, and they saw what they could achieve while taking a light combination drug most commonly used to treat ADHD or by students at universities. Let us also consider the effects of low to moderate doses of regular amphetamines. "feelings of euphoria, excitement and a sense of wellbeing, increased confidence and motivation, a sense of power and superiority over others, increased talkativeness, feeling more awake and alert, reduced need for sleep and difficulty sleeping, dry mouth, feeling more energetic, faster reaction times, feelings of increased strength ".3 Now, a lot of these effects can actually be really helpful in a game where nothing works if you don't believe it will, where confidence, communication and motivation is everything. FalleN, being a smart individual, saw the potential in having seemingly infinite stamina, being able to babble on continuously without having to think about your words and having motivation to try your best no matter the scoreline, so he immediatly presented the idea of doing amphetamines for matches for a few years, to see if it would allow them to breach a barrier.
And indeed it did. Let us further consider a few negative effects of long term abuse. "malnutrition and rapid weight loss due to reduced appetite, cracked teeth and other dental problems from clenching the jaw, grinding the teeth, dry mouth and poor hygiene" Now, if you look at FalleN during a match, you'll see him talking all the time and very fast. You'll also see unclean skin on him, fer and coldzera. If you look while they don't talk, they still have strange ticks with their mouths, their lips are always dry and broken and they always look like they haven't slept properly in a long time.
So what is my theory, you ask? FalleN, cold and fer are doing amphetamines before every match. They, coming from a land troubled with drug problems, know the fact that it's possible to recover from drug-abuse. They also know that multiple major titles, world fame and millions of dollars are worth the few years of taking drugs while playing CS.
>>183460075
E V E R Y T H I N G
Know your place, monkeys
>>183465708
immortal will win the major
>>183465760
>Barely won against BIG
Post cool shit you've unboxed this major
You are unboxing your souvenirs right?
I never go to reddit but only to view valve updates and shit for csgo. I had no idea how fucking bad and cringe worthy this fucking place is. How can one go from posting on lebbit to posting on fucking 4chan.
"I've watched it back about 10 times now. I'm not even sure even a frame of his shadow shows. I think a pixel or two of JW's foot shows for a frame or two. Mou adjusts his position immediately after the jump but seems confused as to "what changed." AWPers look for changes in their scope as opposed to looking at the center of the crosshair. He noticed something changed but had no idea what it was."
>>183466196
Of course :^)
>go to sleep at the start of map 3
>wake up
>BIG lost
can north/vp stop the monkeys?
I don't want to see the passion, hard work and dedication in grand final
>>183429441
Try to position yourself with your team at your back so you can't be flanked. A fair warning though, in games less than LEM you're likely to have teammates doing stupid shit and not bothering to let you know there are people sneaking behind you.
>>183468958
>AWPers look for changes in their scope as opposed to looking at the center of the crosshair
uh oh what did he mean by this?
you aim where you expect the enemy to be, so you pretty puch look at the center of the crosshair, but you flick if they don't show up exactly there
>>183433325
Re-watch the game or something man.
Device, Kjaerbye, glaive and xypex literally didn't give a shit about being suspicious. SK love to tap their aimkeys when they hold angles or prepare an execute, or midway through a gun fight to correct a first shot miss, but there's no winning if the entire other team goes full #yolo, holding the aimkey down as they burst around a corner, not even bothering to free aim to keep suspicions at bay
>>183471268
I wish BIG just kept doing the jump glitch, it's the only reason they won against better teams in the group stage. Even cuck9 would have done a better job against the monkeys.
>>183471873
>Even cuck9 would have done a better job against the monkeys.
yeah shroudie, you would do great job spreading those buttcheecks
>>183466196
>>183470667
anybody got anything good yet?
>>183451749
>>183452691
>>183452834
G5.pasha/photos/a.253586301376128.57607.246647958736629/1017357601665657/?type=3
>>183460075
I'd be fine with VP loss/Gambit winning as long as ASS doesn't win.
Zeus getting kicked from Na'vi and turning Gambit into major winners is a great story.
>>183472068
He had his moments
I saw a few clips of BIG vs shroud9 on inferno, the glitch was absolutely disgusting. Angles they think are clear resulting in instant headshots and peeks, rushes resulting in a cloud of smoke, blocking them etc.
Literally they only thing they had going for them was being the first to use the glitch.
anyone want to host operation metro 64 player dm server? I would but my computer is shit
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=607124804&searchtext=operation+metro
would be fun to get all of /csgog/ to play :)
>>183471603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77HRY2sI95k
from 40:00 onwards it's just a hardlock fest from both sides, but with asstrails just being more blatant and holding the keys down more often and for longer.
>try getting my drops in "fun" game modes from valve
>every game at least 3-4 hackers run rampant
epik
>>183473991
It's not a scaled mode anon. Silver 3's go against global elites. It's all depending on matchmaking with as many people as possible instead of other factors.
>>183474096
this, it's fucking retarded
I'm smfc and if I don't get 30 kills in "weapons expert" it's pretty much gg, because I get queued with gold novas or some shit and enemy team gets DMGs that can actuall aim and shoot at the same time
>>183474096
>>183474343
i dont mind having mixed teams
im talking about blatant spinbotters
cheating cunts telling cheaters on other team to get refund on their hax because they lose anyway
>>183474596
reports still count in casual anon.
clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv/CredulousSmoggyEagleNerfBlueBlaster
>That CLEAN fucking spray in smoke.
Seriously how does this shit not get called out? Why are they bringing in there own equipment that is laced up with some sort of togglable aimlock.
aint nobody trying to retype that shit anon. post the actual link
>>183475168
and they go where exactly?
overwatch is only for comp
>>183429557
>de_mirage
>teammate drops bomb at A
>rotate all the way from B to get it back
>CT, jungle, classic smokes
>get to the bomb but the enemy team wasn't there
>5 seconds left, barely got the bomb plant in time
>resmoke connector and CT with the one smoke we have left
>get into good post plant positions
>4v5
>we wait
>10 seconds
>they should be close by now
>20 seconds
>still silent
>30 seconds
>they didn't come
>exit through A ramp
>bibibibibibiBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this is taking longer than usual
>next round starts
>"Team award for losing: $1400"
>general completely 100% dead when a match isn't on
gogurts?
>>183477615
>gogurts
I'm on the floor
guis
it's starting
VP has new shirts
>>183477884
>it's starting
it's 12:20, match is schedlued for 12:30, so it will probably start past 13
>>183477998
you don't like the hella epic pregame ??
>>183478051
the area is almost empty because everyone thought it's starting at 13:00
>>183478106
>empty
>>183478175
half the stadium is empty anon, arena will be full in half an hour
>>183478202
>half full stadium
>= almost empty
hmmmmmmmm
well?
>>183478446
what the fuck is that
>>183478361
>reddo acting like other teams were never cheering and celebrating a round win, just because they don't punch their mice and don't scream for 20 seconds
>>183478458
uma delÃcia
>>183478458
sopa de macaco
now that North has become the new villains of the scene, we can all finally agree that they truly are our guys?
reddits guys are gonna get shrekt
>>183478458
hen1's aborted child
>>183478531
fukc north, VP is the only team worth rooting for
>>183478578
HELLLOOOOOOOO REDDOOOOOOO
If Magisk didn't have that acne he'd look like a total Chad
feel bad for him desu
>>183478657
dev1ce literally injecting synthetic hormones into magisks milk to keep him from overtaking his spot
>>183478643
>and these are the ingriedients needed to create the perfect little immortals
>cobble
>nuke
>mirage
ez4vp
>it's the "please rape us papa" episode
>BIG lost
what are they chanting?
what is the ugliest country in cs? it's probably denmark (if dev1ce didn't exist)
dupreeh, gla1ve, xyp9x, kjarbye, karrigan and cajunb, aizy, magisk etc are all ugly
Is Scoots paid by HBO?
>>183478847
you should have seen the shitfest in the thread last night
>>183478906
KUBEN
KUBEN
KUBEN
>>183478915
kyarbae is qt af anon
its obviously brazil lmao
>>183478926
I was here
I'm just still sad
>>183478926
>filename
>>183478926
why is his forehead so narrow? is it shopped?
Who ready for a million delays and pauses?
>>183478915
>kjarbye
>ugly
in what universe
>>183479007
Don't worry vp will 2-0 them
>>183479038
low IQ
>that numale cummler
fuck off
>>183479038
its brazilian
>>183479124
>t. numale
>>183478915
>cajunb
>ugly
>>183478915
post a pic of yourself brad
let us witness true beauty
>>183427490
how the FUCK is james relevant at all?
he is the worst fucking caster ever to live
disgusting nig
why didn't the shouting monkey pick up a fight with BIG guys after the game?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD SO DEAD WHEN /OURGUYS/ ARE PLAYING?
>anders and semmler
>>183478993
>>183479052
he has a fuccboi look, girls might like it but it's not masculine also he has high fat% so his cheeks and manboobs are chubby and it's kind of disgusting he isn't toned or handsome like devve
>>183479038
brazilians have underdeveloped frontal lobes because they are basically monkeys
>>183479226
DUDE TATTOOS LMAO
>>183479327
>girls might like it
>but it's not masculine
you think he gives two fucks what some gay dudes think about his "masculinity" when he's drowning in pussy?
No caster in gotv?
>>183479312
>Anders and Semmler gets the last quarter
>DDK, James, Henry and Sado gets the semi-finals
>Anders and Semmler gets the finals
>>183479295
>mfw they will act all nice against based biceps today
and this my dear americlaps, is how you cheer
Can vp hurry up and 2-0 so we can watch out guys pls
>>183479327
what you said about kjarbye is true desu, his face is really fat & childish
CAN ANYONE HEAR THE CASTER IN GOTV?
>>183479431
someone from crowd should bring bananas to throw at immortals :DDD
>>183479295
they were hugging each other after the game
gob tweeted he was rooting for IMT in the semis
you're taking it more personal than the BIG guys themselves
>>183479502
i'm doing it, good idea
>3rd round already fucking knife
god damn it
captcha: teahtre spect
>VP won't take this major
what a sick crowd
>>183479520
>what's PR
did you forget how every pro acted when kqly got banned and everyone was watching flusha's clips?
there was vid of navi players calling him faggot, but they didn't say that on twitter or interviews, did they?
it's an era of humbleness, passion and dedication
>>183479628
They will lose in the final to gambit
>>183479640
Yeah, sick in the head. Tell them to shut up, I'm trying to listen.
what the fuck is this
>>183431374
retard. Astralis is full professional team. They just flat out outplay the cheaters.
>>183479682
>Americans
is kennys gay? he seems really gay
good player tho, too emotional so he doesn't perform as well as he could which is a shame
>>183479687
its the international sign of "still not bald yet, i got hair look"
>>183479682
fuck you
>>183479425
Please, God, no.
>>183479736
He has a big cock - I don't know about his sexuality tho
>>183479687
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
>>183479682
t. anglo
>>183479753
Fuck you. Kill yourself you ugly goat fucker.
>>183479425
>no pansy
WHY
nice bias crowd
>>183479682
>Hating on the drunk polish crowd when they cheer for home team even though yesterday you could hear them cheer for both astralis and BRmonkeys.
Sure is no fun allowed here kiddo.
nibbas :DDd
>>183479425
>>183479789
what are you new?
anders and smeller always cast the final
>>183479682
uhhh watch gotv????
>>183479956
>drunk
sorry mate, laws won't allow to drink in venue
>>183479979
WE WANT FUCKING CHANGE
>>183479736
he had a hot norwegian gf a couple of years ago
POLAND STRONK!!!
>>183480013
well post about it on reddit because no one important browses this shithole
>>183480046
>implying
you'd shit your pants if you knew who i am
>>183479939
getting plowed by players
>>183480004
As if that would stop polacks from getting shitfaced one way or another, nigga please.
>>183480074
trust me i knowi'm thorin
>>183480132
no you aren't i'm thorin wtf
Guys remember that vp are playing with handicap, they are probably still drunk right now
why does VP stack B with no info
second round they lose like this
>>183480104
It will definitively stop 13 year old kids which make up the majority of vp fans inside the venue.
How does pasha miss these silver shots
guis
what if anders and semmler cast 1nd map of grand final, our guy and sadokist cast 2rd and our guys cast the 3st??
>>183480182
pasha IGLing
>>183480182
that's how the always play with snax alone on a if he has awp
>>183480215
anders and semmler are the best casters
cry is free
classic VP vs Astralis final coming up
>>183480207
nibba dont talk shit about jarek
>get shot in the hand
>die
UUUHHHHH NICE GAME GOKARTS??
why is that fucking retard pasha trying to lose? who the fuck stands behind a smoke with awp? he wasn't going to shoot, because they would spray him down, so why the fuck, what a fucking retard
>>183479954
and?
>>183480194
Those are probably the most dedicated to get wasted, trust me I ampolish.
>neo and papa carrying
lmoa
>T sided map
>>183480384
vp is heavily ct sided
Why do casters always rant about where ever the map is either ct or t sided?
>>183480510
why do they always rant about how the pistol round is important?
>>183480510
to build up hype
>>183480384
>listening to semmler
padhabibeps :DDDd
>>183480548
why do they rant about how anything is retarded because we're just stardust and we will go back to stardust and nothing matters once the entropy of the entire universe is maximized
>>183480573
think he's listening to stats
cobble is the only map where most teams prefer to start t side
>>183480612
/rant
>>183480612
>that guy with the 4head hello pgl banner
lmao
can't wait for msl to find something to bitch about lel
this is awesome.
4Head HELLO PGL 4Head VALVE HERE 4Head LAST MAJOR 4Head
>>183480726
hi twitch kid
what does this mean?
hope these kids get swooped hard
>>183480779
technical issues constantly
>losing 16-4 on your map
>next map is nuke vs VP
I dont have gold big grin.jpg saved but tfw
>taz 18-4
4Head
>>183480779
they imply that valve won't let pgl hold another major
now turn your chat off retard
>>183480779
:thinking:
UH OH
>>183480837
>>183480872
doesn't valve still make shit tons of money from these
>Only 300k viewers during primetime during the biggest tournament of the year so far
Dead game
>>183480913
It's a fucking goldmine for them. Think of all the kids betting and trading.
>>183480994
3 million on tv
>>183480994
no na no viewers
stop fucking c9 over and people will watch
>>183480913
yeah but apprently pgl is not as professional as esl or others
>>183480994
>primetime
>13:29
>>183480994
>still at work
>prime time
>>183480994
is there really anything better fps to watch? quakecon is only once a year
>>183481062
it's 13:31 you fucking retard
>>183481121
fucking destroyed
>>183481062
>>183481121
No it is 14:31
>>183480994
578k
look at the top right during round start
GIB DROP
UH OH
COMEBACK??
>>183481040
>no na no viewers
does somebody actually believe this?
>>183480913
Valve: buy stickers to support your team! Play the epic Pick Em Challenge! It's like betting but without a payout for you, because gambling is bad!
Valve: *keeps 75% of profits*
from virtual shit that literally costs nothing to produce
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW2NV0dnxeA/
feel the hype
just fuck my shit up famster
>>183481250
le white master race <|:^)
>north picked this
>>183481207
>not buying VP/Astralis stickers when they're on sale on the grand final day
>not selling them 6 months later for 2x the pirce
>>183481207
It is not a product
It is a service
>>183481250
>>183481273
>le danes are white
>>183481315
>not carring about video game bucks cause you have a job
when will valve learn
no american teams = no viewers and no money
if c9 was playing viewers would be double this easy
>>183481315
>he still plays the 2 dollars in 6 months profit game
I wish thorin would wake up already and began shitposting faster
>>183481380
>not being NEET
triggered
>>183481392
are you suggesting they just invite some american teams even though they are all shit and won't be able to put up decent competition?
anders looks like a fucking tool with those pins hanging on his jacket. thank god he's got semmler on his side, semmler is just so handsome but also intelligent, god i love semmler he's the best caster and fucks pansy on the regular. i'm a fashion god just look at my glasses, NOBODY EVER DID THAT BEFORE
>winning pistols don't matt-
>>183481315
Why don't you just get into cryptocurrency?
>>183481468
>fucks pansy on the regular.
how is this an achievement?
>>183481415
>study uni
>work fast food
>live with parents
>quit for summer
>drink pepsi and eat junk food everyday
>game on your fat rig
lifes good when you are not a neet
gaem : take a shot when crowd gets mentioned on stream.
>>183481468
>fucks pansy on the regular
"ugh"
>>183481523
>fast food
>not factory and getting paid 2x for same requirements and less stress
hmmmm
>>183481467
I'm saying american teams shouldn't always have the hardest fucking paths to playoffs
c9 would beat almost any of the quarter final teams in a bo3
VP vs Astralis finals HYPE.
>>183481609
maybe they just should try to
git gud?
>>183481512
>>183481594
you nerds with you were Auguste "Semmler" Massonnat. csgo got this big thanks to him fucking KNEEL AND THANK ME FOR CREATING ESPORTS
>>183481609
i mean they have been beating IMT in recent months now, but IMT raised their game and rekt BIG while C9 got shut down
nobody's fault but their own
>>183481605
I was trying to improve my social skills
probably never gonna do ff again tho
since studying stem second year has a lot better part time jobs to choose from
So is SK no longer a top 4 team since they went out in quarters?
>>183481652
vp vs gambit in final and it will be 2-1 to vp
>>183481686
sk top 4 starting from the bottom lol
>>183481686
yeah, they're pretty much C9 tier now, which is almost like vega squadron & faze tier
>>183481686
the loss doesn't count because it was against bug abusing cheaters
>>183481652
>Astralis
that's a weird way to spell Gambit
>>183481686
They're still best team in the world.
Is dreamhack any good for cs? I only watch tf2 and melee on dh so i never know how cs doing
>>183425420
means "faggot"
>letting people know youre starting the match 30 minutes early one hour before its scheduled to begin
Was Thorin right about Poland all along?
>>183481739
>vega squadron tier
which is still above nip tier
>>183481468
my favorite fashion god is the ugly chinless pedophile looking one of the gay caster duo
>>183481801
lol thanks i've been waiting 13 hours for someone to respond me
>>183481741
>the loss doesn't count because it was against feature using cheaters
ftfy
>>183481818
>Poland
PGL, same with the supposed curfew, they didnt book after midnight and didnt bring security
Look at how white Poland is
This is the future of europe, beautiful
denmark is so fucking flat
k0nfig is literally OUR guy
prove me wrong
God I wish I was Polish... is it hard to acquire citizenship in Poland?
>>183481912
surprised they didn't bring any niggers just for these promo vids
>playing cs with your dad and his buddies
Has north won anything after starladder last year?
>>183481912
literally the only thing they do right
it's still a 2nd world shithole with a retarded population
>>183481943
the only non whites in poland are the ones getting beaten in the streets
>>183481912
Biggest insult was some Ukrainian wearing one of those traditional shirts banging a drum or someshit in that video.
>>183481468
>fucks pansy on the regular
Source?
>>183481984
t.niggerited states of cuckmerica citizen
>>183481941
no clue, but pretty sure the easiest is just to marry a polish girl, if you have westbucks then its easy
its happening
>>183481953
so that's why he's friends with taz
>>183481912
>thighs on the girl on the far right in black shirt
I don't even care if im pedo
>>183481818
I doubt there's any pole involved with scheduling the matches
also thorin is an autistic retard. it's embarassing for the whole scene that he's one of the best """analysts""" it has to offer
>it's still a 2nd world shithole with a retarded population
you just described every non-african country in the world
>>183481984
mad american detected
>drinking water while having a nice dinner
lmfao what a fucking child
>>183481984
>tfw to intelegent to keep out rapefugees
>>183482006
haven't you seen Auguste "Semmler" Massonnat's chin? there is literally NO woman on this planet that would refuse to suck my dick
>>183481995
bullshit, no one hurts vietnamese happy merchants
>>183482052
>t mixed meat amerilard
>>183482053
>keep out
>implying anyone non-polish would willingly live in poland
>>183482052
i like water
>>183481941
5 years continuous stay and need to pass history and language test and you can still get rejected if you're black
>>183482091
I'm so fucking sick of chink, poo in loos and coconuts I would fucking love to move there
>>183482052
water is king, alcoloser
>semmler
>de_nuke
time to put the muted stream on 160p
>no one left can beat Astralis unless VP become god like.
shit major.
>>183482052
dumb amerifat
>>183482165
gambit
>watching this match
>not saving your drops for when gambit plays
Medals.exe
>>183482019
>>183482051
What makes you think I'm a burger? I obviously wouldn't be shitting on Poland if I lived in the even shittier country that is the US.
>>183482052
>drinkign ANYTHING that isn't water
fucking retard spotted
>>183482052
do americans really think drinking water is wrong?
>>183482267
yeah, it's normal to drink soda all the time in us :^)
we just gonna act like paschabiceps isn't blatantly aimlocking
>>183482267
>>183482245
>>183482197
>>183482114
>>183482090
lonely children detected
>this is vp's map
>>183482267
>>183482197
america has shit tier water supply , ever been in the city? It taste like you drinking medicine and metal
>>183482292
it's fine, he's retarded anyway, so this evens things out
>>183482165
our cis scum can
>>183482052
Its sparking water or lemonade right? who drinks out of the tap lmao
>>183482320
We are going to mirage btw
why is this thread so underage?
>>183482304
t. triggered americuck
>>183482304
>drinking candyjuice
>calling anyone child
LMAO fatty
>>183482267
americans drink almost 0.5L of soda daily on average. they're fucking disgusting
>>183482359
mirage is 3rd?
gee, can't wait for pasha to buy autosniper and kill one T with it, then let north take the round
Is it just me who does not like pasha's play at all? He is simply retarded
Agro all over
>>183482320
they lost the pistol, big whopp
>fist bumping after every round.
THIS IS CRINGE.
>>183482419
semmler mistakenly said inferno was the 3rd so now i'm not sure anymore.
>>183482474
thorin...
>>183482446
yes you are the only younique snowflake in this world
>>183482446
worst pro awper to watch by far
terrible awful movement, it's disgusting
>>183482446
he has the weirdest movement for a pro
>>183482446
>>183482519
t. bicepslets
>aimlocker gets the quad kill
hmm makes me think.
>>183482304
I'm 24 and I have friends
>>183482324
oh, that sucks. I drink tap water everywhere I am in poland :^)
us confirmed for third world once again
>>183482369
you're getting old. it's only going to get worse
>>183482446
yeah, he's not the brightest one. he's only good when he's hitting his shots. but this is 90% of cs. you can be the smartest player of all time and get constantly shit on when outaimed
>>183482165
There were almost no strong teams in this major.
G2/Faze are unstable trash, Fnatic needs to retire, Na'vi is a fucking disaster.
VP is VP.
There's a reason why Gambit, BIG and immortals can make it this high in major. They are actually good compared to the rest of the current CSGO scene.
>>183482409
IS THIS TRUE?
what the fuck?? a country of manchildren
if you're over 20 and drink soda, you're doing something wrong
>semmler never casts again
>thorin is on every desk
you can pick 1
>>183482610
In 2013, the average American drank just over 38 gallons of soda a year—or about
eight 12-ounce cans a week.
https://cspinet.org/sites/default/files/attachment/CSPI%202017%20Facts%20on%20Sugar%20Drink%20Consumption_1.pdf
>>183482623
thorin on every desk. at least thorin has some good bants once in a while
>>183482623
semmler, there is no downside
>>183482495
>>183482519
>>183482570
>>183482590
Pasha kinda plays like he is "on" all the time
Going for most confident & stupid peaks, repeaks - challenges whatever
>>183482649
>38 gallons
>8 12 ounce cans
why the fuck don't they just use metric system
retards
>>183482409
your mother drink 0.5L of cum daily on average
>>183482703
how? she's ugly as fuck wtf what kind of sick fuck would bang her
>>183482623
>not liking thorin
Hello Reddo
>>183482703
Gokkun is a refined man's fetish.
>>183482692
yeah, he want's to be some fucking hero, but he won't be one if he's on 20HP after getting one kill
>no drops so far
Brb killing myself
>>183482760
thorin stop posting
>>183482760
thorin is literally reddeet personified. just look at this fucking tryhard with his "le anonymouse we never forget" mask
If I can hit that shot that even MSL couldn't hit... does that make me better than a pro?
thorin is literally 4chan incarnated
>>183482920
wow there's official 4chan merchandising? hiroshima relaly wants to milk this shit dammn
>>183482920
This is some PGL studio my man.
Thoorin's house is barren.
>>183482949
If you can igl better than him then sure
>>183482920
It's pgl's setup - they fucking prepared all this shit for him retard
Also he probably earned a lot just by making that "reddit" tier video so stay mad
>>183482692
He's got that AGGRESSIVE AWP PLAYSTYLE
>>183482960
This. It's just that 4chan is so contrarian they don't even like themselves.
i fucking LOVE how the observer misses kills every round
wtf is Snax doing
>>183483051
good luck not missing kills on fucking nuke, the minimap is useless
>>183483051
it's a woman so it's expected
>>183482994
fuck off semmler, jw and snax have aggressive awp playestyle
pasha has fraghungry retard playstyle
>>183483051
Who is observing? I dont recall saphire being this bad
>>183483051
No joke, I was thinking how neo is going to clean whole b bomb site and if he finds magicsk they win the round, then the pov is on taz when neo actually kills magisk lol
>>183483081
sapphire missed lots of kills on cobble and cache too
>>183482967
>>183482992
>they fucking prepared all this shit for him
well, they did a great job then
>Also he probably earned a lot just by making that "reddit" tier video so stay mad
good for him. that's beside the point though
>>183483051
she's too busy eating
>VIRTUS PRO PROOOOO
VIRTUS PRO PROOOOO
>VIRTUS PRO PROOOOO
crowd is on point for vp, i quite enjoy this
>>183483112
Kuntz
>>183483193
it's
KTO? VIRTUS PRO
baka gaijin
Will IMT be still alive by the time the major ends? I've heard Polish people beat up brown people...
Enjoying "le crowd xddxdxd emotion ;d;:D:D:"
Hello Reddo :^)
>2.5 matches left
>1 beer left
JUST
LE REDDO LMAOOOOOOO :DDDDD
haha well memed ayyy lmao :D
Moar achievements
guys all the alcohol shops in the entiry country close for the week in 40 minutes what do i get
>>183483283
I just had my 3rd and ran out and I cant be arsed to go to the shops.
>>183483351
>all the alcohol shops in the entiry country close for the week
what the fuck
>>183483258
>I've heard Polish people beat up brown people...
don't believe in every /pol/'s wet dream about porando
we don't have many shitskins and that's cool, but it's not like we have KKK gatherings every sunday
>>183483258
Krakow is famous for machete fights but I think it's only between football fans. They're safe.
Unless they wander off too far from the city centre at night :^)
Oh boy, PGL with the shit production as usual.
>>183483321
care
>>183483321
Just use SAM you fucking sperg
>>183483351
what country? somewhere in scandinavia?
>>183483351
>what do i get
passport and move to better country :^)
>>183483321
you don't need hacks for that, there are custom maps in the workshop dedicated just for the achievements
>>183483392
>he doesnt live in a nanny state
lmao enjoy your freedom and personal responsibility you loser
byali with the obvious lock.
Anyone else noticed the thing pasha does with his head? Like leaning forward? It's really weird
>>183483479
don't bother spoon-feeding that retard
>>183483351
where are you from?
crowd helping byali there
surprised the north player didn't hear him because he was running on ramp
>VP get single kill
>huge cheer
>magisk gets 4K
>silence
>>183483553
dead teammate more likely
>>183483531
>a gamer with shit posture
shocking
>>183483528
>mfw people unironically believe top players are cheating on lan
I don't even have a reaction image for this
>>183483552
He is obviously from scandinavia, cucked as fuck, probably paying out of his ass for alcohol aswell.
This crowd is insanity. LET'S GO VP
>>183483596
better bring your own danish fans next time you play vs home team
>>183483553
Arent they playing in sound proof booths?
>>183483392
>>183483467
>>183483552
not him, but probably sWEEDen
alcohol stores closes in 3pm on saturdays here
supermarkets are only allowed to sell up to 3.5%
>>183483613
nah there was a oooooooh from the crowd when they timing'd each other by going through either door and byali just snapped back and forth before going back
>>183483651
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW2NV0dnxeA/
>>183483531
>>183483615
at least he isnt heaton tier
>>183483651
why would they do that... how would they hear the game dumbass
>>183481207
i bought astralis sticker yesterday from market for 25 cents and i placed it on pickem if they win major i will get the bronze badge that looks exactly like gold one lol
>drinking alcohol
hello reddos
>>183483693
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BW2NV0dnxeA/
fuck me that's loud
>>183483759
*hello polish alkoholics
another round ruined by the op awp
>kuben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-nl7ETPhJE
never forget
>>183483759
>not drinking alcohol once a month
that's just plain autism
>>183483734
>>183483851
Nice try, but you made a spelling mistake, so it's all over for you.
>Byali shit all tournament.
>suddenly deciding match for the semis.
>dropping 30 kills
not aimlocking at all.
>>183483912
confirmed for being autistic
>>183483962
>says the guy that has a set alcohol drinking time, instead of drinking whenever he feels like it
>>183483916
Pasha would beat his ass if he was aimbotting m8.
>drinking alcohol.
disgusting.
>the absolute state of MSL's hair
stop showing that shit
msl should do like taco and wear caps and/or beanies because that """""""""hair"""""""" is fuckign shameful
>>183484014
hello reddo
Pasha jumping into window there lost them the round holy fuck
Why does he want to be a hero soo much? It's not required at all.
reminder that it's a waste of time to engage with silver-rank hackusers
>>183483840
>one shot kill
>outranges every other gun
>not prone to RNG like the RNGifles
Damn, I never thought about it that way.
That Round 22 silver push by North. No nades thrown and gets punished for it.
And as I type this Papa just does something absolutely retarded. It's VP map though, even though I'm sure we all want a game 3.
>>183483916
at least don't put the period at the end of every post so people don't know it's the same guy every time
>>183483990
I do drink whenever I feel like. It just so happens that I feel like drinking once a month :^)
>>183484117
no self control.
>>183484124
Was obv when they started calling flusha hacker for that connector spam
>>183484117
if he actually went all the way he'd have seen two people and the round would have been won
>>183484139
>It just so happens that I feel like drinking once a month
Yeah once a month when your autism alarm goes off.
that Byali 4k is going into a couple of highlight reels that's for sure.
B Y A L K O
Y
A
L
K
O
>>183484254
I drink with friends, but you wouldn't know
>>183484104
reddit believes the entire pro scene is cheating
Boring game family.
I sure hope semis are better because yesterday set a much higher standard than this.
did coldzera lend his mouse to byali?
quick you have five seconds to spell pashas real name without looking it up
>>183484254
no, it's when I realize I haven't had a drink with my pals for some time. that's like the opposite of autism
>>183484295
they believe it so much that mentioning it is banned for the main csgo subreddit
>>183484362
kurwa kurwakowskieski
easy 600$
KŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪRWAAAAAA
>>183484362
jaroslawz
>>183484362
jar jar
>>183484117
They won but I feel like he's still going to beat his wife later.
>>183484362
Jarosław Jarząbkowski
>>183484362
Jarosław Jarząbkowski kurwa mać
t. Pole :^)
>>183484362
Jaroslaw
man north is such a boring team holy shit glad it didn't go to 3 maps
>>183484421
delete this
Didn't think sam still worked for achievements thanks for saving my time
>>183484307
that's been the name of the game for 4 years. trash tier finals but godtier semis.
>>183484365
>>183484295
>trying to damage control your autism fueled alcohol addiction
>>183484362
Яpocлaв
>>183484456
all dane teams are autistically boring
vp shirt with a polish eagle lol. Im pole, but this is next level cringe holy shit
>>183484470
>he doesn't know
enjoy the next few days before your VAC hits
>>183484505
>>183484470
this
rest in pep anon
jesus christ i'm starting to feel bad for the poor monkeys lmao
>we are going for them
When Taz saysa boypucci is getting smashed, a boypucci gets smashed.
RIP favela monkers.
When is next game
>>183484470
You actually used sam? Are you retarded?
>>183484470
>compromising your account for 5 little golden pictures
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>183484553
in 45 minutes according to hltv
do you think IMT will get shanked if they beat VP?
>>183484501
>Im pole
I feel so sorry for you little anon, but why is the eagle cringe?
>>183484470
You will be ok, I used it 3 years ago and I'm totally fine
>>183484553
tomorrow
I hate Virtus.pro but I hate Brazilian monkey tilters even more
Can't wait for Lucas and Heni to punch their screens and crack them
>>183484574
Rip my none prime account i guess still got my main back in 3 weeks grief ban XD
Fuuuuck I overslept and missed the VP North match. Oh well, at least North went bowling
does vp save the addy until the majors? Taz looks higher than a deer in the headlights
>>183484470
>sam
bye bye
>>183484646
>I hate Virtus.pro
Why?
>>183484615
>thinking monkeys that almost lost to literal fucking tier 4 BIG can beat alpha dog VP that also have two designated cheaters on their team
>Taz and Pasha on adderall
dq incoming
>>183484618
Poland has very small but very vocal liberal cuck minority who hate everything related to Poland, including our flag, anthem and eagle
ignore them
>>183484618
Don't worry anon, I don't live in poland.
Eagle is a polish symbol, it's on our herb - however its just pandering desu - like I never get why would the polish people be greatly proud of being polish and at the same time being poor & washing themselves in a bowl.
>>183484705
why tf would you use that picture fuckwit
>>183484501
They're playing in front of huge polish crowd, what's the harm in indulging them bit. I didn't hear any "POLSKA" chants, though, so all is good anyway.
>>183484772
Because anything is better than fapbait
>>183484671
>>183484671
Wait you can actually be banned for griefing? How much do you grief? Because every other game I queue with a friend and spam flashbangs, tking every round with dc nades, and drop defuses. Should I be worried continuing on like this?
Taz was on amphetamines for sure
>>183484892
I spent 15 games running around with a scout deranking
>>183484948
stupid niggers
youre supposed to get into derank stacks
fucking neck yourself you dumb monkey trash nigger ape
>>183484892
You're a cunt.
>>183484948
You're a cunt.
>>183484948
I literally have an account with 1000 games of where I have only used the deagle for most all of the games. I deranked it from LEM to as low as silver 4, now SEM.
>>183484767
>like I never get why would the polish people be greatly proud of being polish
that's basic psychology
>and at the same time being poor & washing themselves in a bowl
and that's just a lie
>>183484805
>>183484948
great. I hope you get permbanned next time
>>183484943
but he always looks like that
source: met him in 2011 or so :^)
Well I shall report back if you guys got my alt banned for using sam X.D
>>183484470
>79 wins
>smfc
how?
wtf is this.
>>183485104
Just like everyone else in none prime, feel free to leave a nice comment on my profile XD
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198392645023/
>>183427423
memes aside, the Spaniards killed/drove out 95% of the native americans from Argentina