/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

How do I get a cool old-school 2007-2010 professional fragger guaranteed name?

Give me suggestions

2nd for pyro is a shit class

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>>183335157
3rd for the update will never happen

Since atomizer is being nerfed to shit, what is going to be the new best scout melee weapon?

>>183335157
short one-letter word without caps

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6st for Pyro is actually a fun class

Post 'em

>>183336360
I do not like people who do this

>>183335157
Names are meaningless.

oh fuck i just realized what i typed

>>183336360
its hard to find me as the official special snowflake though

maybe something like a phrase like worms and plastic minnows has or something?

pls tf2g i want my frags to become popular, something that screams "calm, intelligent megafragger with style and poise"

i literally cannot have fun until i see my score above anybody elses in the server

>>183336707
way above*

as in a large margin of points above the 2nd highest scorer

>>183336707
Fancy names aren't a substitute for skill. If you are good enough it will matter. A name does not make a player, a player makes a name.

>>183336349
Wrap assassin has and always will be the best scout melee weapon

>>183336349
the fish

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>first time seeing a proper game of cp_steel
Feels good. I might just get into comp just for the steel games.

hydro isnt a bad map

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Someone gibe discord link pls

>>183337346
thats right
its just that tc is a bad gamemode

>>183337620
https://discord.gg/Q6WKCX

>>183337290
highlander isnt comp

>>183338712
Who said anything about highlander?

>>183337620
add magicmax, qjo, or someone in the discord

Surely today! an update!

>2 months had passed since Muselk's last tf2 video

I want the update to come out already, jesus.

>it's been 20 years since star's last tf2 video

h-he'll come back right? he and jerma will make tf2 videos together again just like the good ol days right?

I wish Valve had paid him more for more tf2 videos but Blizzard is loaded

>>183340772
bang pow ding blam ow

>>183340772
i am heavy weapons guy

>>183340772
i cum in the fuck

>>183340772
*notices wiener* OwO it's a wiener

Neat.

http://www.teamfortress.tv/42525/stop-harrasing-me

>>183340772
fist me harder daddy

>>183340772
Please be patient, I have potato

anyone know any japanese servers on tf2? i want to be kawaii with my pyro

>>183341713
Not how it works.

>>183341796
You are not me.

>>183341868
You are not me.

>>183342008
>>183341868
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>>183341367
stop ignoring me trannies

>>183342008
How can you be me if you're you?

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>>183341796
>>183341868
>>183342008

>check /tf2g/
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>183342063
>>183342083
>>183342096
I'm you but stronger.

>>183342008
>>183342008
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>713▶>>183341796 >>183342063
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>>183341367
read this>>183341226

Shut up and name my items before the janny wakes up. Please and thank you.

who are you quoting

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>>183341713
Guess whose facebook page I found

You.

>>183342216
Which numbers still need to be rolled?

The RED Rocket
Level 1 Pyro Rocket Launcher (Secondary)
Ignites enemies for 5 seconds on hit
No reload necessary
-33% damage penalty
50% slower firing speed

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???

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>>183342312

mine, yes, big deal. I don't keep anything a secret, friends and family know the type of stuff I draw, and I have my full name on display at my deviantart page, finding me isn't exactly an achievement.

>>183342312
at least he looks better than that other guy

>we bring the dirt we bring the fire
what did they mean by this

>>183342545
you look like a musician

>>183340772
this is free trade me

Random Crits are completely removed in the Pyro update.
What buff do you give the random crittable weapons/what nerf do you give the no random crits weapons to compensate?

no random critical hits

>>183343101
they tried -25% damage before

it was autistic, made demoknights really fucking overpowered for general combat but less useful for charge picks like intended

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Is there an exploit to trade my Japan charity hat to someone else?

fuck valve
fuck fat white people

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>>183343915
No.

>>183343915
gift boxes probably still work, unless they removed wrapping paper

>>183344009
It was never wrappable and giftwrap doesn't actually do anything to the tradability of the item anymore.

>>183344009
I believe they made untradable items unwrappable.

>>183343915

try gift wrap

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>>183344343
something here isn't adding up

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>>183344343

Signifying nothing.

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>>183344502
>>183344635
>patching desirable things for no reason

On our way to 0 concurrent players, lads!

>>183344801
On the contrary, now Giftwrap is just a way to attach your name to something so people will know that it was a gift, instead of a way to try to circumvent the trading system.

That gift-mark also can be removed if the social connection is no longer valuable to the recipient.

>>183345187
>removing exploits.
Yeah, that's what you do.

>>183345187
valve's not known for competence

>>183345374
I don't really know if that was classified as an exploit, it existed for years and after it was changed, multiple items that were frequently wrapped became tradable.

>>183345374
>>183344978

Wow, boy scouts are so sexy. Defend the status quo and rule list more you absolute stud.

>>183345485
it was probably a """glitch""" like bison projectiles piercing players

>>183345526
I'm an amateur game dev.

>>183345736

yeah you're an amateur alright

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>>183345965
Try calling me Kid, that'll show me.

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>>183345187
So far
>nerfed the bison because lmao tanks die faster to it
>removed the ability to trade untradable items like poker night items or the big kill
>made store bought hats craftable then uncraftable again
>removed the server browser
>added levelling that grants no benefit
>nerfed caber because of salty snipers
Shit, let's hope no more "fixes" are on the horizon

>>183343929
>fuck fat white people
yo shut the FUCK up

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>>183336405
Nice white energy combo m8

anons rate my loadout plz

>>183348278
ffs I forgot to remove the name

oh well

>>183348278
don't encourage his shitty white energy loadouts that don't even go well together.

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>>183348278

I really hope those badly-drawn skeletons are a mod you installed

>>183348447
fuck you, white energy looks nice

sides, it doesn't look that bad and anything energy can get really pricey, really fast

I don't like his festive though, but that's a personal grudge

>>183348679
That's the death by disco effect, you dummy.

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>>183348679
Nope, some terrible shit that happened in scream fortres 2015. Called death by disco.

>>183348679
>non trader mains
l o l

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>>183348679
>he dosent know

Yeah, I don't like my Festive, either. I'll be looking out for a Normal Strange Flame Thrower, though

Heck, I forgot all about Energy Orb Flame Throwers

Too bad the skins are butt ugly

>>183348787
white energy looks nice sure but his are terrible and are just random shit thrown together just for the sake of having white energy

>effects other than hot on a flame thrower
viva what are you doing

I'm looking to do Energy Orb with White Energy

Jeez. Seems like I got enemies. Got a lot of enemies. Got a lot of people tryna drain me of my energies

>>183349483
>viva has shit taste
>the sky is blue
>water is wet
>my dick is enormous
what other obvious shit do you want to point out

Goddamn it, it's Festivized and signed by some fucking nobody

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual%20Festive%20Professional%20Killstreak%20Turbine%20Torcher%20Flame%20Thrower%20%28Field-Tested%29

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>>183349435
So what, you rather he use the Nabler as a head replacement? Not a lot of shit goes with both the Pyromancer's Mask and the Attendant, so might as well use one of the best head replacements Pyro has

>>183349871
how about just not have white energy and get a loadout that doesn't look like garbage

>there were never be unusual stock weapons
>they all have to have some shitty skin that causes input lag whenever you switch weapons

>How about just not have White Energy

Lmao, what am I, poor? Of course I'm gonna want White Energy. Get the fuck outta here with your 1.33 refined craft hats

>shitty loadouts with godawful unusuals
>v***
lol bye

Welp. I searched the Market, and there were no Strange Energy Orb Flame Throwers. No good looking Energy Orb Flame Throwers in general

Fuck you, Valve. Make good looking skins next time

>works as a not-bagboy at some grocery store
>in fucking new york
>has infinite money to waste on hats and weapon reskins on a dead video game

tell me more about how about how mexican privilege doesn't exist. you have so many relatives that their combined welfare, disabilities and / or retirement pays for the entire bloodline forever.

>>183349943
use dx8, it disables skins and retains effects

>>183350138
Strange Unusuals are stupid rare and overpriced

Just don't bother with skins

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>>183349756
>restore condition
>remove festivizer
>remove description
>insert brain

I love stupid rare, though

Then I'll show up on the History like 3 times for removing the Festivizer and Description, though. I like items having short histories

Lmao at poor people thinking they got all the answers. Except you're poor. Answer that dilemma

yeah can i get a fucking uhhhh

unusual bonesaw

>>183350826
not yet, the only unusual melees currently are the knife and wrench

>>183350518
Honestly just go for an Aussie then. Gold is kinda gaudy, but I prefer the solid color to all of the skins that exist

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>>183350480
Literally saw a jew just install tf2 and i told him of his destiny.

>>183350981
Nah, I'm not a fan of Aussies. Dog tired of my RL. Been trying to sell it for almost 2 years. Never bothered with an Aussie Medi Gun, never gonna bother with an Aussie Flame Thrower. I'll keep looking out for Strange Normal

>>183351047
did you reply to me by accident because i do not understand the context of what you just said

>>183350374
>tfw have 4chanx
>still have to see all the dummies who replied to v*va and himself

>>183349989
>if you don't have white energy you must be poor
what's your excuse for not having an anti-freeze pyromancer's mask considering it's worth more than both of the hats in your white energy combo combined, are you poor or something
it must be so sad being viva considering he's so poor he can't even afford good hats

>>183351193
Yes it was an accident in a hurry for the jewish anti defamation league is breaking down my steel reinforced door.

What's a good mouse with side buttons?

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>>183351527
if you want to play as good as jerma985 i hear the razer death adder comes recommended to you GAMERS

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>>183351397
No synergies with Anti-Freeze

White Energy wins again

>>183351264
>I have Viva filtered and I must talk about Viva regardless

>>183351527
That redragon mouse I have. Iunno what it's called, but I love it

>>183350268
>the thing he dreams about is virtual hats in a casual shooter

>>183351670
>m-muh synergies
typical excuse from a poorfag

>>183351634
>>183351670
Nice I'll look into them. I got a Dork Cube because of this guy once

>spawn into your favorite map
>pick your favorite/best class
>proceed to make your rounds through the map, fragging like it's your job

Been doing this for about a decade and I love the routine of it all.

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>>183351527
I've been using one of these for longer than I can remember.

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You call this expensive? Lmao. Please. What a hideous effect, too

At least say a more ridiculous, pricey hat like a Sunbeams Brown Bomber. Double the price. Affordable, but I ain't willing to commit to the game that much anymore. I'll just spend on this Normal Strange whenever it decides to show up with the Keys I've already got

>playing on koth_probed
>ping's acting up, even though all my torrents are stopped, and i'm not downloading anything in the background
>playing scout with my winter set, using the FaN
>keep messing up on shots, so switch over to stock
>land 90 damage on a sniper, he unscopes, I back up and finish him off with my pistol
>get called a tryhard
Is it that hard to aim with the pistol? Just hold down m1 and make sure the crosshair's on your target, nibba, it's not rocket science.

>2017
>still playing memevasion maps
I SERIOUSLY hope NOBODY here does that shit.

>>183352049
>i-i just don't want to commit that's all, dead game!
>i could spend more money i just don't want to!
do i hear the sound of a fat mexican with a bloody nose begging for spare change on the side of the road? i'll have to use all this money i have laying around to get someone to get rid of him for me.

someone do raffle

>>183352218
1. Scout is the tryhard default class
2. Finishing people off with pistol is in fact try hard if you are not playing 6s or DMing
3. Why aren't you doing critacola and fan?

>tryhard is an insult
stop killing me
let me win
:(

>>183351840
Not to be a downer, but isn't it pretty hard to play on that?

Nah, clean out your filthy ears. This is actually the sound of a man who has had a problem with spending crazily on TF2, gambling on crates, in the past and has decided to slow that down immensely

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>>183351527

>>183352665
I don't have any trouble with it.

>>183352680
>tries to stop spending stupid amounts of money on tf2
>calls other people who don't spend stupid amounts of money on tf2 jealous poorfags
it sounds like someone's trying to justify his shit taste and spending habits in my filthy ears

>Overwatch adds a new character like every couple months and has huge content updates
>Valve struggles to add three weapons and a SFM short
>Nearly a year and they're still not done

>>183352561
because muh winter theme

>>183353873
>blizzard has more people working on concept art for overwatch than valve has working for the entire company
i wonder why tf2 doesn't update so often maybe valve is UNDERSTAFFED AS SHIT

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>Overwatch has a shitton of waifubait disguised as "empowered females"
>Playerbase is filled to the brim with ultra autists and children

>>183354140
please don't say autist you're being toxic please and thank you

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>>183354140
>his fps doesn't have an ingame code of ethics
How will TF2 ever recover?

>>183354118
>>183353873
And that every new Valve employee immediately goes to work on VR or Dota 2

>>183354515
i'm fairly certain blizzard has more employees currently using their restrooms than valve has working on tf2 at all

>>183354693
>Blizzard has about 1,000 employees
>Valve has about 300
I can believe your statement

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I think I finally found out a loadout I really enjoy desu

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hey guys
i've been using the same mouse for almost a decade and it's really starting to die on me now so i need a new one
but i have a problem, the point where my mouse records movement is closer to my wrist rather than being in the center like most mice, so my muscle memory gets all messed up when i try to use mice that have it in the center and i just can't aim at all
does anyone know of any quality mice that have the laser closer to the bottom?

>>183354465
Tf2 does have an ingame code of ethics.
Its "Fuck you.".

>>183355073
thats pretty nice
ive always liked more subtle cosmetics like the curbstompers

>>183355131
Just hold a standard mouse upside down so the detection is closer to your wrist. Getting used to clicking with your palm isn't that bad.

>>183352690
>2013

i typically play 5 cp and do well, but when it comes to viaduct i keep dying early and shit. am i missing something

>>183355342
thanks guy now i'm aiming like muselk

>>183354140
Ow babies have no idea what toxicity is, neither does the tf2 community

>>183355443
I don't understand the reference.

>>183354140
>made me punch a hole in the wall
>made me
why do these people try so hard to be the victim

>>183355550
he's from australia?
iunno i was just typing nonsense

>>183355728
Oh. It's a legitimate way of using a mouse, I've done it in the past. I don't know how they do things out on limey criminal island though.

>tfw some people cant make a distinguished loadout without feeling the need to add pink or lime
>tfw you have god-tier fashion sense tho

>>183355990
>>183355342
This is the legally required method for using a mouse over here

>>183356079
Anyone with hats on has zero fashion sense.

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guess my main

>>183355990
oh wait really?
i thought you were joshing me, that sounds awkward as all hell, but if it works it works

>>183356257
scout with mad milk or sniper with cozy camper based on the healing, maybe pyro but the kill count is too high for me to guess that.

>>183356358
It's absolutely not for everyone, but I've done and enjoyed it. When using a standard mouse instead of a trackpad/trackball it's how I prefer to hold a mouse.

name 1 better meme than liberty launcher + battalion's backup + escape plan

>5 shots
>can't miss
>will hit directs more often
>able to rocket jump for very little health cost
>may take 1 more rocket to kill some targets but you can also tank 1 more rocket / meatshot to be put on level playing field
>faster projectile speed lets you hit far away targets before they get out of view
>health bonus from backup lets you run faster sooner with escape plan, gain 10% more health from medkits, heal up to 330 when pocketed
>banner effect negates mini crits from escape plan so you can rapidly switch from melee to primary to be both fast and hard to kill
>no reason to use gunboats ever

i lov it

>>183356257
medic

>>183356257
crit hacking soft aimbotting alt account battle medic

>>183356495
gun gunboats melee

>>183356495
>able to rocket jump for very little health cost
I wouldn't say that. I think you only take something around ten less health than usual compared to the gunboats that only does 18 damage to yourself

>>183356656
it's literally 20-24 damage which is nothing

>>183356656
>18

11-15

>>183356716
c-tapping increases the health taken. I may be wrong but it something like that.

lol babby can't crouch jump

>>183356780
Who the fuck ctaps every jump

you should be jumping off walls most of the time

i ctap off of walls

>>183356998
I ctap every jump, it's a bit of a habit desu

soldier sucks

i have a feeling you think ctap means crouch jumping but maybe you do know how to ctap

i have a mechanical keyboard, i literally can't not ctap

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>>183354465
>hee doesn't have the balls to tell ho-mever he wants to shut up or the skill to back it up

>>183357930
how do you ctap

press crouch button for 1 attosecond then do a rocket jump

>>183358349
uhh can you go a little more in depth

oh

who's the fucking narc that deleted my epic racist troll post

show yourself

it was me austin

Airblast is stupid, it makes pyro good for the wrong reasons.

who the fuck is austin

>>183359050
shut up dummy

aw son of a bitch

IT WAS ME BARRY

wait shit wrong board

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did someone say traps

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>>183354140
Whaa, he called me out on picking shitty heros, reported for being toxic!"

>mfw I've been playing Dota since 2013
>mfw I've seen the 2975, 3975 and 4975 brackets
>mfw three injokers fighting over mid
>mfw I play pos 4/5 support

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shit wrong image

too late now the moment has long passed

oh

guess i'm gonna go to bed this is boring and nobody's talking see ya

hey
that gave me an idea
why not try for another comp match?

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:s

>>183361457
why are you searching for a dead game mode during dead hours
I'm going to kill you

D:

i wanted to take advantage of the trap meme and post my traps but since i haven't lifted almost anything in a month they're pretty pathetic. i've been told i look like a penis from the collarbone up though so you might like that.

team fortress 2

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Me and my tf2gfu

as long as you're cute with a cute pines

>>183361619
what do I have to do to have this happen to me

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i think we're talking about different traps here

oh

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I'm still not in a match and I'm starting to get upset can an anon please search with me so I feel safe? thanks

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Imagine flamethrower that airblasts you in the air like rocketjumping soldier
>inb4 detonator

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>>183361772
>get called a sticky spamming cunt for doing this in koth matches
>person who called me is a pyro who ISN'T using the phlog
Ha ha ha how the fuck is sticky spamming real ha ha ha just stop walking forward my nigga ha ha ha like just fucking airblast or shoot them ha ha ha ha

>>183362142
Whoa what an idea! It's almost like it's posted here every day!

>you can't destroy airborne stickies with bullets
>you can't destroy stickies with bullets until they're fully armed.

fix this and then buff the sticky launcher back to pre-2013 effectiveness

>>183362496
you can destroy them before they are fully armed noob

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>demo spams stickies at my feet instead of his
>keep running toward him with fire because he's too stupid to use grenades and can't detonate his bombs quick enough and if he does it just rockets me toward him
>"W+M1 retard"

>>183362547
not consistently, there's at least a 400 millisecond delay. the instant the entity appears in the world it should be destructible.

>>183362765
>a heavy should be able to shut down a demo's stickies by holding m1
you're hired

>>183361505
He's just meming. It's dead for a reason. Comp for both EU and US is still doable. Just not through that mode

>>183362496
>you can't snipe an airbone rocket

>>183361751
Be cute, your not so you'll never find happiness. But you can fill the void by becoming a true fragger.

>setting traps is now sticky spamming
>this is neo /tf2g/
also stop posting my husbando /fit/ony mantano

shittany husbandotano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkHre04K4TM

tf2

Did they fix the game yet?

do you not suck dicks?

I don't think anyone in this general does not suck dicks

v*va don't you fucking say otherwise, you're a liar and we all know it

why is everyone being so fucking rude lately christ please stop

there is no way you're heterosexual and you post on /vg/, unless you're only here because of katawa shoujo

good thing I don't post on /vg/

t. viva

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rate?

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>unboxed new 144hz monitor this morning
>mfw been pilling scunts all day

My nigga if you play tf2 on a 60hz monitor you are sorely missing out.

>>183366303
good looks but
>no tide turner
this is how you gimp yourself while playing a pseudo class that gimps itself

so the safest crate to open is the quarantined crate?

I just came back to this game and felt like opening some boxes for fun.

stay far away from the quarantine crate. effects aren't worth shit and the items are terrible.

you're better off opening a halloween 2016 crate to try and get a catastrophic companion or unusual

>>183366562
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT AN UNUSUAL CORONA, MAGNETIC HAT PROTECTOR

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sure you did

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Post solyes. Mine is very inspired and refined.

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>>183367039
slowly but surely reaching wanderer status
also don't feel like going into tf2 right now to update the rocket launcher to show I did name it

>>183367125
the law really is an ugly hat, it doesn't really match anything besides drag queen pyro

sell it and make a better loadout.

>>183367125
>rocket launcher is indeed named
>thought it was just the plain old original I had before
crisis averted, time to sleep.

>>183367174
What are some good soldier hats in your opinion?

>>183366308
Too bad it drops right back below 60 in some epic spots on 90% of the maps for no reason

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Just played demo against a full team of heavies, engies, demos, and medics and had two pocket medics on me the entire time. One had kritz, one had normal uber, and we fragged harder than we've ever fragged before. Every time we'd just push in and wipe the entire team with a double uber on me and make the enemy team mulch.

Pic related, the place my two medics and I fragged at just a few minutes ago

>>183369147
>needing pocket meds to fr*g
wew lad

>>183361619
The boy looks like out of the pokemon anime

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>>183366303
>this is not halloween restricted

>>183369285
You are mistaken if you believe that having a medic is detrimental or a crutch.
It requires teamwork and coordination to do what was done. That along with skilled frags unlocks unimaginable plays.
Pyros fear you. Soldiers envy you.
You become the apex predator, the ultimate fragger.

If you deny yourself this, you're only preventing yourself from becoming the frag god you always wanted to be.


>>183369904
>wanting the ability to be Samurai Black halloween restricted

>>183366303
>shredders can be equipped with booties/legger
>curbstompers can't be equipped with gunboats
FUCK OFF

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>>183370357
Clipping is actually pretty bad with it. I'm sure it could be EASILY fixed though, either on valve or the person who made the curbstomper's side.
That issue just doesn't exist with the shin shredders

>>183370634
It's not that easy to fix though as soldier doesn't have a leg body group.
So all his boots have to go around the pre existing boots.

>>183370357
>>183370634
>War Pig and Flakcatcher clip with the base soldier model
>Cold Snap Coat clips with Killer's Kit
>Antarctic Parka clips with Flakcatcher, Killer's Kit and War Pig
Why is this allowed.

>>183370791
Then yeah, has to be fixed on the curbstomper's side. Really love the cosmetic myself and I'd love to use it with the gunboats.

>>183370898
Got me there, can't really complain.

poot

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>>183367039

>>183367125
You gotta avatarfag with your loadout to reach my status.

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>>183346768
If the Caber was a Soldier weapon, would it of gotten nurfed to the ground?

>>183370898
The clipping with the base model is mostly down to the fact that the rigging is real fucking dumb in places.
Don't get me started on arm pits.

I've noticed that the jungle booty for heavy is just legs made OVER the default pants. Same with the boots.

Malachite stop typing meme arrows on 2fort

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>dominate 2 guys
>they both ragequit
>is there a sweeter feeling than this

>>183375919
when you airblast someone off a cliff and they disconnect mid fall

Who are you quoting with that last greentext arrow?

Also, airshot rocket reflects

>>183375919
Dropping a medic with a collateral headshot

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>>183375919

Getting them to rant on the chat and ask my team to votekick me.

so is there a tf2g discord or everyone is still being an autist over irc

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>>183375919
Random critting a demoknight with the bottle

>>183377315
fuck off were full

>>183377315
both

>>183377317
I thought you were supposed to be gone

>>183375919
also I made a spy ragequit because he always accidentally decloaked in front of me

>>183375919
walking as a soldier up to a pyro that desperately wants a reflect but you just dont shoot until 1m away

>>183377690
who?

>>183378018
hmm
there's only one person who posts duke

>>183377983
*posts the usual pyro in comp video*

>>183366308
>not playing on a 240hz crt
i pity thee man with money to spend

>>183369904
soon my brother...we will make them pay for what they have done to the artstyle...

>Make health kits only extinguish flames instead of extinguishing and healing
>Lower base flame damage by 20% or so, but increase afterburn damage so it's 100 damage over 10 seconds rather than 60
>Decrease pyro health to 150 but increase his base speed significantly
>Decrease airblast cone radius so you have to aim more but give reflected projectiles a speed increase

Literally how do you make this shit class viable without giving shitters an easy driving simulator class? I don't play pyro much at all.

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>>183381384
>Make health kits only extinguish flames instead of extinguishing and healing
>Lower base flame damage by 20% or so, but increase afterburn damage so it's 100 damage over 10 seconds rather than 60
This is EXACTLY how you make it a driving simulator.

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>>183352690
>tfw i can feel my g400's lifespan slowly ticking away

>>183381851
Do you think a reblanced pyro should focus on combos? I feel like the fire aspect of pyro is the weakest part about him.

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>>183361619
what am i looking at

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Reminder: if you switch to my team, it means you've gotten that mad about me killing you too much. This is always true.

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>>183383574
But you didn't kill me at all. In fact, I'm dominating you.

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>>183383674
But then why did you switch to my team? Checkmate, atheists.

I normally switch out of pity

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>>183383930
Yeah I switch if my team is stomping too hard. It's no fun to have all my kills taken before I even see them.

>>183381961
It fulfills its role as a zoning specialist decently right now, I don't know how I would change it.

can you imagine what it would be like if the pyro update was real

haha

>tfw the pyro update was just valve trolling us
>we all fell for it
how will tf2fags ever recover

>>183384423
He can't zone a diving solider unless he literally never misses an airblast. He can't even punish him because afterburn is nullfied by a gorillion things.

Any buff to fire/afterburn is a direct buff to m1 shitters and pubs will complain about it. I don't think you can avoid it considering how weak it is though.

>Pyro is an overpowered piece of shit that needs to be deleted from the game and is also an underpowered cuck class mained by autismos and furries

>>183385135
what are you even trying to say

>>183385135
>Pyro
>Anything other than the worse class in the game

Even spy is more useful with his diet sniper rifle and invincibility shield.

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rate my new loadout

>>183383574
Reminder: if I switch to your team, it's because yours is sucking ass and the server proposed me 150xp to come and help it be less terrible. This is always true.

>>183388483
What about on community servers, anon

why does valve want tf2 to die

>>183389673
i dont
t. valve

>>183389673
so they don't have to put in any more effort deluding us into thinking they still give a shit about it

>>183382232
chad and the tough guys vs the homophobic hitlers
aka chad wants that sweet bp
I never noticed it before but in the bottom left corner it looks like that guy is swinging his opponent around.

>>183388938
Well then, it's even easier, why would you ever not pick red?

>>183389673
they dont. they just dont care.

>>183351634
I heard he beat dark souls 3 on stream

>>183352690
>Not realizing basic mac mouse is the pinnacle of gaming

>not using the arrow keys to look in tf2
WELL I WISH I HAD A NICE FANCY SHINY COMPUTER MOUSE BUT IM NOT FUCKING RICH HUH

>>183393005
Was this supposed to be funny you fucking autist?

>79 posters
>down from 100+ several weeks ago
wow we really are dead

To be fair, when I'm posting from my phone, my ip changes often. So I unintentionally make up 10+ of those posters

i knew it

>V*va is killing the general and keeping it alive at the same time
Not the hero we want or deserve but he's here nonetheless

>>183395142
That's because the blogpost attracted /v/ermins, which didn't come back once they realized there was nothing to talk about here

Is it possible to do anything cool in TF2 with frame-perfect inputs

>>183397256
Very neat mobility stuff and hitbox abuse, that's all i can think of
>Selecrt all pictures of hats
fuck you google, don't rub it in

>>183397256
Yes.
Screenshots

>>183390781
Better DEAD than RED

>>183397256
Bunny hopping makes it harder for shitters to track you. After a while it becomes an impulsive action, you do it without even thinking about it and since you don't really get punished for becoming a rabbit I'd say it's worth practicing

>>183397256
sick rocket jumps

>>183399465
>already do this impulsively
>enemy sniper gets mad because they can't get headshots on me
>he calls me a rocket spamming kangaroo

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>>183399929
>rocket spamming kangaroo

>bunnyhop
>suspend yourself in air consistently to where your movement is incredibly predictable
>easier to hit with projectiles, miniguns and shotguns
>for like a 2% speed boost and pissing off snipers when you can just spam voice commands that raise your arm hitbox in front of your head hitbox, making getting headshot impossible

reserved and unpredictable movement is best. if you jump every shot you're an idiot. jump sometimes. move in straight lines sometimes. adadadad spam sometimes. bunnyhop sometimes. crouch jump sometimes but not always. get a mechanical keyboard and the null cancelling movement script and rapidly tap all 4 movement keys at once. stay perfectly still when your enemy expects you to dodge.

Admitting that you use scripts invalidates your whole argument. Discarded.

t. bad too stupid to realize even the default keybinds are technically scripts

poor babby can't into .cfg files ;(

If you can't let go of your keys to press other keys, you simply lack the dexterity to. I'm sorry I had to tell you this. Child.

both options are completely legitimate and viable with objective benefits

>script lets you change movement on a whim without having to let go of your previous movement key, allowing you to change directions with less delay no matter how slight
>no script lets you cancel all of your movement on a whim without having to let go of all of your movement keys, good for jukes and bodyblocking

scripts are a crutch

Without looking at the wiki, would you be able to answer this question?
>What does the Alt key do?

>>183402774
doesn't it lock your view or something so you can't use your mouse to aim while holding it

>>183402774
shows hero icons on the minimap

>>183402774
i have set my alt key + (class number) so i can quickly swap classes

>>183402774
Hold to disable mouselook and move with the mouse
I occasionally use it to walk around slowly when I'm fucking around

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https://youtu.be/Z1x7s1Sc9Wk

*pottis*

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Pott is ____

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>>183340429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC0fn_AIJMY

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i found a hat!!!!!

GIVE US A FUCKING
BLOG POST
FFS VALVE

i cum in the fuck

>>183408936
i'll buy it for a ref

Update never

Sincerely, Valve

>>183409794
good post

at this point i dont even want an update
just disable random crits and im fine
hell you can even keep the rng shotgun spread
fuck random crits
fuck whoever suggested adding that
i hope hes homeless and has aids & dies a painful death

>V-v-v-valve always releases their big updates d-during the summer! You'll s-s-see!

redpil me on being heterosexual male with decent sized cock

>>183407852
Spencer