Uguu Edition
Ye olde previous thread: >>183334709
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you are all bad at this game
1rd for epic frags
rate my pyro
Most fun I've had in this game.
for a second i thought the op pic was violet from the incredibles but instread it's just some cripple anime grilled
5st for only 1 (one) person finding the raffle last thread
>>183524845
Incredibles 2 when?
lemme get some boneless loadouts
are there any cheaters who are actually good on their own volition without cheats or are they all shit
>>183524545
cute
>>183524970
fuck kinda loadoutsand 2 liter machine [B]roke we got 1 liter though
>>183524860
rly?
@183524993
All shit
>>183524947
2019 possibly, they said they're working on it but info leaks are slow
all we know is that it starts right at the end of 1, with the miner dude
>>183525079
nonow it's two
>>183525079
Finally someone else in here, it was lonely
>>183525157
He's yakui silly
>>183525135
Will it though? They've already made games about the miner dude. I doubt they'd use that plot again.
>>183525295
i was informing the brainlets here not him
>>183525402
>him
>>183525621
sorry
*him (female)
>the tf2 site was update but there was no content added
there should be a payload map with no end timer that would be like the 2fort or turbine of payload maps
>>183525829
Damn. Part 1 of the update is looking good. Can't wait for Part 2!
Why cant the update drop i want to raffle some stuff
>>183526341
payload tug-of-war
cart starts in the middle and both teams can push it toward's the other team's bomb hole
Lmao, raffles
I do raffles to connect and give stuff away to the twelve people that still play this game.
Lmao, tripfags
lmao,give me some doujin artists that can write something entertaining, i'm bored as hell and most of this stuff is shit
>>183526894
What is and isn't entertaining is subjective, specify.
does doujin mean bad hentai
>>183526894
John K Peta
the eviction notice is just a boneless GRU
this is medic
say something nice about him
>>183528767
looks like an anime protagonist
Medic is fun
>>183528415
i didn't know he put out something this year, nice stuff
>>183527107
something that's not the usual bullshit doujin plothole ridden story
>successfully make a tower with 7 people while waiting for competitive to begin
>SniperGodz the gibus-wearing default scout finds it and guns us all down
i saw a medic with 3 unusual effects on him today.He was fucking terrible, using the Quick-fix on Payload offense. Like what the fuck man
>>183529478
based snipergodz
>he doesnt know quick-fix is objectively the best in every situation except for the start of a payload or A/D map
>>183532312
I like using the vaccinator.
>get full uber charge
>backstabbed
>not immediately activating uber whenever you get it
>relying on uber
>Not using Kritzkrieg exclusively
kritz is the only medigun that doesn't also affect the medic and is therefore shit
>tfw your 3 engis set up on last 2 whole checkpoints before it's relevant
>tfw their entire nest gets shat on in less than a minute of the push reaching it
^
The medic uses kritz on you as demo
the medic uses kritz on you as spy
the medic uses kritz on you as heavy
>crit enforcer no longer instagibs everything
scout - quick fix or vaccinator
soldier - kritzkrieg
pyro - stock or quick fix
demoman - kritzkrieg or stock
heavy - vaccinator or kritzkrieg
engineer - no
medic - no
sniper - kritzkrieg
spy - no
>>183535647
>not ubering your melee only kunai spy with kritz
>>183535647
>Not ubering the engineer or spy
wtf is wrong with you?
>>183535647
>engineer - no
i think it depends. if they're going battle engie they're about as good as a scout, just not as fast. kritz goes well with widowmaker, but getting those two together isn't exactly common.
>>183535647
>engineer - no
t. someone who never experienced a good engi uber
shit's ridicolous
>>183535647
>medic - no
have you never gone uber chaining?
>>183529271
>tfw this game won't be adult oriented any more
>tfw the nsfw cheat got replaced with a fucking sword you have to charge in order to use
>tfw the poser is all that's left now
Looking for people to do some MvM, hit me up if you're in
No i won't fucking buy you a ticket
>>183537216
Considering his FP model i'm positive he'll keep the smut in, and besides it was always mostly about the overall experience and modeling than the adult content. Remember the original Marceline's House demo, and all the bullshit you had to do to get everything? Same as now
>>183537838
buy me a ticket
>>183532312
>does 178 DPS to you
>>183537838
buy me a ticket
>>183533273
>I'm fully cha-AAH!
>>183538091
Sorry, forgot the image.
>>183537838
Can we do community then, bro?
>>183533273
>>183538254
>>183538271
Sure, add me buddy
>>183538564
is this considered impressive in the ""competitive"" community? froyo was playing like a bunch of sub 4000 hour autists you'd see in a pub stack and any spy who isn't retarded could've done that.
>>183538854
t. I've never watched or played 6s
>>183533273
>100% charge with the kritzkrieg
>turn the corner into a 270 damage randumb crit rocket
Ofifical TF2 crutch list:
Gunboats
Mad Milk
Spycicle
Dead Ringer
Darwin's Danger Shield
Rescue Ranger
Iron Bomber
Anything demoknight
Loch n Load
The entire pyro class
Machina
Black Box/Concheror
New Mantreads
Base Jumper
Diamondback
Frontier Justice
>>183539358
I'm down with all of these except for
>Gunboats
Foregoes staying power for more mobility. You take less damage from jumps, but you're also shit as a pocket, and in any close quarters situation. Pyros also meme you pretty hard unless you walk into them until almost point blank.
>Diamondback
It rewards spy for doing what it's supposed to do, and until then there's no upside to it?
Explain yourself.
>>183539358
where is bazaar bargain
>>183539326
>enemy crits
>random crit them
haha yes
>>183535647
>Engi, no
>Medic, no
>Spy, no
t. uncreative nofun steel 6s shitter that doesn't realize mind games play a big role in proper Ubers.
why is demoknight a crutch?
>>183541370
because the soldier autists here don't know how to use a shotgun and won't stop biting about it
>>183540534
bazaar bargain isn't a crutch, it's a direct upgrade after you get a few headshots.
>>183541491
Who needs a shotgun when you can just pop them into the air mid-charge with a well-timed rocket?
>>183541370
Demoman is one of the few classes that work best with stock, Demoknight is completely useless unless you get caught by one in a corner. Like seriously, you see one from afar, even with one of the shields, just shot them a bit and you'll either kill them or make them flee.
>>183541850
what if the grenade launcher is buffed, and then stickies nerfed? Valve has nerfed stickies many times, wouldn't be surprised if they outright gouged it.
GL+ chargentarge shield can be good, explosive resistance is strong, and you can chase kills in close quarters
>>183542493
worst idea ive seen so far from these threads
>>183538729
Wait, gonna finish this DLC in Fallout first
the scottish handshake is a crutch
same with the Nostromo Napalmer
Not sure if there exists something like this for tf2 already, but I whipped this up.
>>183543232
this
Ze Vampire of Bavaria
Lvl Whatever MediGun
+Beam has longer range
+Beam hurts enemies
+Using it against enemies charges Ãœbercharge
+25% Quicker weapon switch
-Healing is twice as slow
-Ãœbercharge lasts half as usual
>>183543478
what exactly is the point of this
>>183543339
I'll give it a shot.
>>183543339
I've reset my hours a couple times in the 3 thousand hours played, but pyro was always low anyway.
>>183543339
asshole coming through
>>183544330
Why the minigun if heavy is your least played?
>>183544517
I just love the way it looks both in First person and in world view.
>>183544310
what exactly is the point of this?
>>183544615
really? i think it looks awful compared to the old viewmodel
>>183544615
I get that. Theres something iconic about miniguns.
I feel like the spook specs are one of the few soldier hats that aren't like his default(covers his eyes, dome shape} that actually works with other cosmetics. I love playing the guy but a lot of his hats just don't appeal to me.
>>183544860
it's a shame that a lot of the good soldier hats are pushed aside for the samey helmet ones.
wow, cheap effects are more popular than i thought
do you guys like them because theyre cheap or just by the aesthetics?
pottis POW
>>183545150
I like blizzardy because it's both good looking and affordable.
>>183543339
Walking meme here.
>>183545150
Three people posted them, it's not an accurate representation of popularity.
>>183545150
I have a feeling I don't love a lot of the cheaper effects because of the stigma. Even things like confetti look good in my eyes.
>have $70 in keys
>don't want anything
>>183545294
>10 minutes
>paint instead of anything that can properly paste pngs
>max's
gross
>>183543339
Oh herro there!
>>183545439
you couldhold on to them and wait for something you want to be added to the game
>>183545439
Sell for buttcoins
>>183543339
ye
>>183543339
Thanks anon
>>183546808
God damn it I love that quick fix name.
>>183546808
>>183546963
is that a jojo reference
>>183543339
>>183543339
Too lazy to get screencaps
>>183547665
I like to use the original and cow mangler because of the sounds they make. No reason the opposite can't be true
when you pipe big, your life is big
>liking original over stock
I will never understand anyone whom this applies to. It just feels so fucking out of place to me in every which way.
>>183547990
I've used the stock for more than 1000 hours, but once I switch to the original, I aim even better than before. I even find that I rocketjump better. Not even pogos, just regular jumps.
[b]ipes
hey [b]eter
>>183543339
Patrician's chart coming through, fellas.
>>183543339
>>183547990
For me, it's that raw meaty "thoom" sound. It's like aural sex desu kohai. Same reason I don't like the beggar's: it sounds hollow
>>183545313
Blizzardy storm(and to some extent Stormy Storm) is one of more popular of the low tier effects you can get. A lot of people love how cheap, attractive, and how silent of an effect it is.
I honestly don't enjoy it too much but it's worth the price to most people who want a cheap unusual.
>>183548552
But that's exactly what I can't get behind. Stock has an instant, crunchy sound with the peak of its noise right at the start. The original takes a while to ramp up to its noise and because of that I sometimes can't even tell the moment at which point one of its rockets has been fired, that feels so awkward anticlimactic to me.
>>183549039
bruh
B R U H
Stock sounds so hollow, it fires it's load all at once then peters off into nothing with a pathetic wind-down, the original is fucking great because it's loud and meaty throigh the whole sound byte rather than starting strong and dissapointing halfway throughDr. Freude is my spirit animal
>>183537838
Hey dude, where are you from?
Also, buy me a ticket.
>>183549384
Well I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, you cuntboy.
>>183549865
no! stop liking things i dont like you... you...poophead!
>>183543339
What would happen if in a pub the whole team went Soldier?
>>183550312
is that supposed to be viaduct
>>183550579
Someone or several people on the other team will go vaccinator.
>>183525324
could start at the end of 1 before doing atimeskip
>>183543339
3 years in paint later
there is no reason for engineer to be in the game
>>183550579
everyone plays pyroshit and blueballs the soldiers, after which the all soldier team shifts the meta to all heavies
>>183550883
He was put in the game solely to prevent scout rushes.
>>183550603
product
>>183550703
A timeskip to where though? The more I think about it the less I see Incredibles 2 being good. Bh6 did it better anyways.
remove engineer, pyro, and spy
nerf scout's mobility
game solved
no!
there is no reason for sniper to be in the game
>>183551317
bait.
>>183551203
even bigger bait
original's firing sound is an abomination that lasts 5x longer than needed and its sound doesn't even sync properly with distance
>>183551317
there hasn't been since 1996
buff pyro speed to scout speed. it wouldn't be overpowered because scout still gets double jumps, double cap rate and a better shotgun.
>>183551419
>bait.
No, but I'm venting the frustration that's piled up from instantly getting dropped with the cause of my death usually being completely out of my reach, sometimes even outside of my range of awareness, which is pretty much the antithesis of fun enemy design.
>>183551665
Stop running in straight lines down choke, kid.
>engineer's purpose is to stop scouts and create stalemates
>reducing scout's mobility will make him stoppable by normal classes, meaning engineer will be there only to create stalemates, which is shitty design, so he can just be removed altogether
>with no engineer, spy has no reason to exist because he can be countered by common sense
>with no spy, pyro has no reason to exist as his only purpose is to spycheck and slow down the game
its the perfect game
https://youtu.be/fTdoXM68qQk
Spy was never engineer's counter in the first place. The only thing the spy counters is morons.
>play sniper
>line up fully charged headshot against overhealed heavy perfectly
>teammate walks in front of bullet and negates all of its damage
hitscan is fucking gay
>>183551718
Now this is bait.
>>183551658
pyro doesn't have to aim
make his cone tighter and normal particles and we'll see
>>183551869
lol bad
I bet you think Payload is a well-designed game mode too
>>183551902
>particles don't need to be aimed
>multiple pellet hitscan (read; point and click) does
wristlet detected
>>183551860
Sniper rifles modified:
Bullets now damage and penetrate teammates.
>>183551902
making the cone tighter would make its splash damage worse dumbass. burning down a bunch of close together enemies at once is the entire point of pyro.
>>183551787
Uncle DANE is a treasure and needs to be protected.
>>183552148
>>183551787
Stop shilling your trash channel here, okay, thanks.
>>183551950
he's right though, you can't avoid a godlike sniper
try as hard as you want, he will headshot you and theres nothing you can do about it
>>183552000
they don't
you just have to be close enough to apply your dumb 60 guaranteed damage afterburn
even if you die you deal damage
pyro is the definition of a crutch class
>>183552109
the entire point of pyro has long been lost
he was supposed to be a flank class but then every single class got an unlock to counter his afterburn in some way
hes now a useless generalist/spy repellent
>>183543339
>>183552228
Jesus fucking christ, you are B A D.
>>183552228
you're just pretending to be retarded right
>Be low health
>Enemy pyro spotted
>fragtheenemy.exe activated
>Kill him without him touching me, even while he spewed flames everywhere
>A full two seconds later an invisible flame particle touches me
>Dead
>>183552317
>>183552331
you wanna explain something before you throw insults
>>183552390
Literally just git gud, my man. Avoid known sniper chokes, flank him and overwhelm him. Don't ever stand still, don't even run in a straight line. Jumping makes your trajectory more predictable as well. If you're having trouble with snipers you probably have zero map awareness or only play 2fort and try to jump battlements against hackers or something.
>>183552228
>you can't avoid a godlike sniper
good maps have multiple flank routes that allow you to get around the sniper without crossing his line of sight. if you're playing on a map where the sniper has full view of the whole thing it's probably shit. also even if you do get within a sniper's sightlines just fucking be unpredictable and fake him out. spazz around and make yourself invincible. do you know how hard it is to headshot someone when even they don't know where they're moving their head?
Why does everyone like KOTH?
>>183552660
Really hard to stalemate, it's the closest to a perfect game mode this game has. Now if only there were more than maybe 3~4 actually good KOTH maps.
>>183552609
certain types of weapons also change your posture, which can move your head. Heavy's shotgun makes him hunch forward, for example, instead of the upright minigun position. Things like that can save your life.
>>183552753
I thought 5CP was the best gamemode
>>183552523
>>183552609
This is, of course, assuming you can pay 100% attention to the sniper's threat at every moment. Certainly there are no other enemies that you must fight against and mind their strengths. In this environment you will find that the sniper is, indeed, able to shit on your day quite easily. They don't even have to hit your head. With portions of the map out of the sniper's line of sight, that doesn't stop the sniper from checking those areas when flanking enemies mean less heads to shoot in the main area.
>>183552837
5CP has a lot of flaws, but as far as competitive goes, it's the best game mode because it has the highest amount of quality maps. There's recently been a push to include more KOTH maps in the rotation recently, I've seen Bagel get praised a lot.
>>183552523
>>183552609
it takes sniper a quick glance around the chokepoints to be safe, and if he does see something, he can just click on it and it dies
you don't know if there is a sniper around a corner but when you do, he has the advantage because he's probably sitting in a comfy spot
also, the map argument can be applied to any class, not just sniper, so its not sniper's inherent fault
>>183552889
Basically just have some basic gamesense, which is one of the most highly valued skills in this game. Sniper porches are generally pretty obvious to spot out, and if you're paying attention to the killfeed, you should know who the biggest battlefield threat is.
>>183552837
In the context of a game involving all nine classes, KOTH is the best, because basically everyone can contribute, instead of 5CP being heavily weighted on who can roll out the fastest.
>>183552889
>This is, of course, assuming you can pay 100% attention to the sniper's threat at every moment.
you mean general gamesense
>Certainly there are no other enemies that you must fight against and mind their strengths
how about every enemy in the game
>In this environment you will find that the sniper is, indeed, able to shit on your day quite easily.
so is literally any class
>They don't even have to hit your head.
don't get me started on what other classes don't have to bother doing in order to be effective
>With portions of the map out of the sniper's line of sight, that doesn't stop the sniper from checking those areas when flanking enemies mean less heads to shoot in the main area.
sniper spots are sniper spots for a reason, and that reason is they're safe. if a sniper pushes forward too far, he's more likely to get caught out and in that situation he's nearly defenseless. a sniper in a bad position is like a sentry in that one dumb spot. yeah he got you that first time, but if he doesn't move his ass he's as good as dead.
there is no class like the sniper that can shut down the game on favorable maps
engineer can be taken out on barnblitz last
pyro can be defeated in tight hallways and shit
soldier can be defeated from high grounds maps by baiting him off the platforms
scout can be countered by heavies in open areas
but sniper can be defeated only by another sniper in a wide open map, and that's plain retarded
>see b4nny stream
>he's watching replays
>>183553051
But 5CP utilizes all classes to their full potential?
>>183553481
consider not playing on open wide maps? you know you can deselect those from the menu right? or play comp where no one plays sniper anyway except for in really specific situations because it's rarely viable?
>>183553618
every map has at least one retarded sniper sightline that makes it fucking painful to play
>oh man you hate sniper
>just like don't play the game lol
>>183553037
>if I know where the threat is, it's no longer a threat
does not work here.
>>183553189
>you mean general gamesense
If by that you mean avoiding any situation where you are under the slightest risk of getting shot at, well I don't think that's how one wins a round.
>how about every enemy in the game
You completely missed the point of that, I think.
>so is literally any class
There's a slight difference in an enemy that I can feasibly damage and kill beating me, and something that is far out of my, through game sense created, safe area, dropping me with little warning.
>don't get me started on what other classes don't have to bother doing in order to be effective
Outplaying me inside of my effective range? Usually not one of them.
>like a sentry
Minus the whole cost of time and resources to prepare, and then a risk when movement is made, maybe.
>>183553748
then avoid that fucking sightline are you retarded? if it's one sightline and you don't play like a retard what's your problem? do you complain about obvious sentry spots that you run directly in front of without making any effort to avoid them too?
sniper is a lanklet and therefore bad
>>183553618
Sniper plays are pretty common in 6s, actually.
>>183553748
Such as? The only maps I can think of with retarded sniper sightlines are bad maps like 2Fort or PooBowlRush or Turbine or Baddiewater/Upward
>>183553968
badwater and upward are great maps though? Better argument is why do you care if you die?
>>183553931
>I do not know what gamesense is
So you are bad, yes? How many hours do you have, under 300? It's okay, you'll start to get a feel for where the sniper is with more playtime, they tend to hang about in the same spots every map.
>>183554052
lol
>>183554090
>ad hominem, ignoring points
I guess we are done here.
chases you down and gets uyo
>>183550816
That's not an unlock, that's a craft
*sees nearby scout*
*panics and shakes mouse in 600 different directions before happening to click in the single frame his head was under my crosshair*
*gets kicked for aimbotting even though i missed every shot prior*
skill always beats luck you wanka
*be sniper main*
*see a nearby kangaroo*
*headshot it*
*drive 20 kilometers to it's corpse and fuck it's dead lifeless body with my raging boner*
"snipin's a good job mate"
*be spy main*
*see a snail in my backyard*
"this would probably be delicious"
*eat it and try to pretend like you're enjoying it because you don't want to admit you made a poor choice*
"hon hon hon"
*be a pyro main*
*fuck my dog*
"MHHMHMMMMM'
*be pyro main*
*inflate*
"HUDDA HUDDA HUH"
*be scout*
*twitch my mouse around like I have a cerebral disorder*
*happen to land it on someone who was fighting someone more important*
*sprint directly up his ass holding M1*
*kill him*
lotta gud det gun didyuh
*Be soldier main*
*Incredibly expensive cosmetics to validate my 2000 ours spent of jump maps*
*Call medic to come heal me over voice chat*
*Jump away if I overextend, leaving him*
*He rages and I call a votekick on him*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" *bang* *bang* *bang*
*be heavy main*
*pottis*
mods pls delete this general
>>183557184
>>183557184
you need to ask your doctor if suicide is right for you. Actually, don't do that. Just fucking do it yourself
>>183557184
hello i just called john valve he said the update is coming monday youre welcome
>>183557184Honestly I think that mlp should be allowed on other boards now. It's proven effective at scaring off normies and I'm pretty sure that it's been around long enough where most oldfags are used to it. Getting rid of some of these kekistani fags would certainly do the site some good
>>183543339
lol you're all gay
neat so they do the no reply thing on other generals too
also i'm a tf2g screencap twice neat
This is the first time I've ever been screencapped thank you so much anon I'll never forget this if you want I could erp yiff with you
im in it three times
hahah god i love memes
that's the trash thread
>>183558054
Amazing post, my brother.
>>183557432
die you degenerate barneyfag
>>183557432
i'm not used to it, the artstyle honestly still makes me ill.
>>183557432
ponies are neckbeard magnets, who are just as numale and gay as the poltards
feel the blood gushing from your anus
i listen to passenger of shit for the music, not the memes
7 > 10 > 8 > 6 > 9 > 5 > the rest which is all basically just early versions of the ones i listed
for eps & compilations
surfing down the dunny > faecalibrum > wanking for for life 1-3 > trendy fuckwit music
wanking shit for life*
all gayposters need to be swiftly removed from this corporeal realm and cast into the lake of fire
Yeah whatever you say freckers I still think that rule should be removed any your mean words won't change that
>>183552206
>Uncle Dane
>Trash
nigga, explain yourself
>>183559634
does he plya competitive?
>>183559819
yeah
Lmao, comp
>>183557432
I agree, I think we all know exactly how nice /mlpol/ turned out to be
>>183558453
>>>/v/
>>183558531
I don't understand why, it's an okay, albeit generic style. Care to point out the more egregious bits?
>>183558551
where the fuck do you think we are?
>>183559867
Highlander is a glorified pub, not competitive.
>>183559949
this, even 7s is better than HL
>>183559819
it may be hl, but last I checked he was like high gold/low plat
>>183557432
lol
>>183560054
nobody plays HL though.
tfw ur coldfront pub stalemates 2x in a row
>doing the solider suicide taunt in the middle of a friendly party
Does anyone know of any good Arena servers?
>>183560751
there is a 24/7 2fort arena server that is actually pretty decent since the retarded chokepoints matter less without the intel and there are stairs out of the water. just type arena and favorite all stock servers.
>>183560894
I play on that one, It's fun. I was more looking for servers with a rotation, I don't think there are any though.
>>183561059
try this server
74.91.116.135:27015
i usually have luck here
Why did they nerf a gun that was already one of the worst secondary weapons in the game? It was bad before but now it's absolute uplayable garbage. Will they ever buff it?
>>183561919
Because the few employees working on it barely play the game
>>183561919
you forgot the part where game developers thought that an implemented mechanic in their own game was a bug. at least EA makes games. ffs, valve is the same company that invented the rock-paper-scissors balancing idea for FPS games, implemented random crits, and allows their developers to abandon projects at will.
>>183550579
Steamroll. But not as fast as you think.
>>183550909
all pyros WRECKS all heavies 70% of the time but it depends on the map and team roles
>>183543339
surprised medic is last, i love playing medic
>>183543339
why do people like 3cp
it lasts for 6 hours
if you can't consistently frag for 6 hours you either have ADD, low stamina or are just shit at the game. you will also likely never be able to please a woman (female).
only nu-males can't handle long matches.
>>183543339
>>183566978
>ctf
>favorite class is spy
why does this all seem familiar
>>183567686
*pyro
>>183560447
>see engineer
>proceed to suicide taunt his dispenser for 40 mins on 2 fort
>topscore
>>183567686
If you play landfall on virginia valve servers you've seen me.
>>183568025
Well I am from MD so I probably will
>>183565872
thanks doc
>2017
>no sheens that change depending on your team color
>>183569780
>Team Shine
>mfw newfigs so new they don't even know what team shine is
>playing some TF2
>get off for a few hours
>go to play again
>game is uninstalled somehow and I have to reinstall it
>none of my other games have uninstalled
What the fuck happened?
DON'T LOOK BACK
I am newfig explain cheatboy
>>183570252
you just made the biggest mistake of your life kid
shitty forced meme
>viva will never lick your anus while healslutting you on dustbowl
why live bros
>never had an unusual after so many crates opened
feels bad man
just buy it you tard
>>183566417
>3cp takes 6 hours for him
>not 1 minute because your skill completely carries the team
toppu kekku
Pretty Fly (for a Kunai) #5 [TF2 Spy ASMR]
what does tf2g think of this new medigun design?
>The Martyr
>20% slower ubercharge rate
>30%+ heal rate
>+50 units of range
>Ubercharge now only activates upon death of either the medic or his healing subject
>while charged, healing subject and medic get a move speed boost, but a damage reduction of 40%
>new weapons
Fix the bunch of dust useless shit that we already got.
>mfw I use basically nothing but stock so buffs/nerfs never mean anything to me
>>183570096
Fuck, I looked back, and now my anus is no longer virgin
Tried to come up with a good loadout to go with the dillinger's duffel and ended up with an OC, shit.
Rate my new pyro cosmetic set
>>183575238
Knows the difference between a well disciplined VC, and an undisciplined VC.
>>183575238
>"that flamethrower looks cool"
>realize it probably costs $500 because it isn't garish shit
>realize the stock flamethrower blows ass and will for eternity
>>183575363
Factory new without strange is about 10-12 USD.
Can't get a fucking mair's mask right now though, the one bot that's selling it on backpack.tf is offline, and there are none on scrap.tf
>>183575363
stock is the only good flamethrower in the current build dummy
>tfw no 6 cosmetic slots for my dream heavy cosmetic set
passive engineer secondary
The Packable Provisions
Level 1 Backpack
+Functions as a Level 1 Dispenser attached to your person, which restores health, ammo and metal to you and your nearby allies.
+25 max health on wearer
-35% maximum metal capacity on wearer
-Becomes part of wearer's hitbox and can be shot at for mini-crits.
Would you use it?
>>183577401
I imagine that would only work if you needed to pick up metal or something to fuel the healing.
Or maybe have it only give you personally health in exchange for metal while acting as a dispenser for those around you.
It would need testing and revisions to figure out something good.
>>183576408
6's never going to be obtainable, when are we going to be able to equip 4 items
>>183543339
I'm late but i don't care
>>183577794
When we get the source two port in 5 years if the game is still making valve enough money at that point.
"The current iteration of the engine just can't handle it" even though we can have 3 cosmetics and canteen/action item just fine.
why does it feel impossible for me to land headshots as sniper? would lowering mouse sensitivity really help?
R8 and suggest improvements
>>183578834
One hundred percent. You should be able at minimum to move you mouse one pixel when zoomed in, and it should feel like you're in control of where the crosshair is.
make a good looking loadout with brain bucket
pro tip:you can't
there are no bad soldier loadouts
>>183583071
except the Kabuto with anything.
Rude
Thanks pally.
>>183583071
I want a signed letter of apology
looks good on my machine
Ambiguously teamed sniper
>>183585364
RED!no wait
why is matchmaking dead?
41 players compatible 2k empty servers, why is it searching?
rate
>>183587429
5 8 6 4 6
7 7 5 4
>>183586241
Look at his hat, that's a red sniper.I think.
i met this man on casual and he was good
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198050214002
>borneo last, he playing as scout on offence
>left side, he strafing on fence
>me and 2 other soldiers needs almost 10 seconds to kill him
jesus that was embarrassing
>Bragging about being outplayed in a pub
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
>not playing pub exclusively so you don't have anything else to brag about
? ? ? ? ? ?
pyros did 9/11
>>183524545
Riddle me this, why does every pub game with a reasonable amount of people play fucking payload and where can I find a server thats populated and not on a fucking payload server.
I swear its a gamemode that only attracts pubstars and shitters.
>>183589258
because you have an excuse to play crutch classes on pl
>>183560447
>doing this but with the Lumbricus Lid equipped
DEUS VULT
>>183589258
Because payload is the easiest mode to do well on outside of CTF and CTF is basically a playground for 12 year olds at this point so it's impossible to play so all the other shitters who aren't squeakers go to payload and all the shitters who are squeakers go to CTF.
I think it's because payload isfun
>>183592617
*new zealandean kick at incredible hihg speed*
can someone please give me 3 keys i need it for an unusual and i cant sell my stranges because im too attached
>>183573283
>Implying stock weapons never get touched
>>183592998
sent ;)
>>183593114
áž´>:(
can someone please give me 3 unusuals i need them for an strange and i cant sell my keys because im too attached
áž´
Reply to this post if you wish every developer 'working' on TF2 right now died of an incurable illness
áž´>áž´>áž´183594668
no
>>183594804
meant to reply to >>183594668
haha look mom i found these coolll characters that four chan won't show in fields!11
THATS GREAT TIMMY YOURE STILL A FAILURE
áž´>áž´>183594973
you are not me
> >183595025
can i have those characters?
send me 3 keys on steam
>>183585364
It's a red sniper i can see a little bit of red on his shoulder and near the wrist
5 and I reinstall this piece of shit
0-4 and I sell all the hats I still got
6-9 and I shitpost some more
dubs and I start to stream TF2
trips and I join the comp scene
0-9 and i kill myself
well you got both 0 and 9
proceed
my favorite weapon is the scattergun
>>183539358
Anyone who talks shit about demoknight is a dead man. I have mained demoknight ever since the booties came out and even before then I played with the targe and eyelander. Demoknight is the loadout for real men who don't need to hide behind pussy guns to get kills. In the time you shitters spend looking for ammo and reloading I have already killed 5 people and still have time to cuck your wife as she begs for my big black demokock. If you insult demoknight you insult me personally, and you DON'T want to do that, for your own sake.
>>183581675
wait is that waifu from a gay doujin?if it is what's it called?
>tfw i could got decent hat with god tier effect for ANY class for 85 keys
i wish i wasn't maining soldier
>>183551860
This is why I use machina. That and the orgasmic bodyshot damage
>>183575238
this kills every warhawk
>>183600110
hey i dont main soldier can i have some keys
>>183600626
sent ;)
>>183600678
please i fucking beg you i only need 3
>>183600736
sending 4 right now
>hacker leaves because he was getting his ass kicked
>>183600814
I intercepted transaction now the keys are mine!
>>183600857
>hackers that flood chat with empty spaces
oh
>>183601034
>console check for his name
>initiate kick
>no one believes you and you waste 5 minutes trying to kick him
>>183601091
hey butiful
wanna some boneless american foot tonight?
>guy starts screaming into his mic to deliberately annoy the team
>vote kick innitiated
>some other guy just says "Just mute him"
>guy gets kicked
>the other guy starts screaming too
>another vote comes up
>you could just mute me!
What is wrong with people
>>183535647
>doesn't kritz the widowmaker engineer to rape everything
>doesn't uber chain with friendly ubersaw medic
nigga you sad
>>183588041thats blood
who would win in a fight, capper or lugermorph?
>>183601998
Prettyboy
>>183602120
Why are people so excited for the change for this? It's hardly faster and you get like 18 more hp per mag now.
>Playing in a 6s match
>Jump around the scout trying to kill me for 30 seconds
>Scout misses every shot
>Roamer jumps and kills the scout
>Want to get cocky and say no in voice
>Try to hit z->7
>Miss z
>Hit 7
>7 is my kill bind
DI-DI-DI-DI-DIDIDIDIDI
>>183602598
>making your kill bind anything youd possibly want to hit for any other reason
i use p for explode
>>183602626
YOU POSTED THIS RIGHT WHEN MY PHONE ALARM WENT OFF AND IT MADE THE EXACT AMOUNTS OF DIDIDIS WHAT HTE FUCK IS THIS CHEATBOY
OH FUCK HE IS HERE
EVERYONE, CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS
>>183543339
>there will never be more medieval mode maps
>>183602701
>Not k for kill
k yourself kid
>>183543339
what the fuck
>>183604898
wtf man
>>183605148
What's wrong with liking the Birdman of Aberdeen?
w-where's the scout from
>>183604898
>hightower
degenerate confirmed, I don't have to see anything else
>>183604731
k :(
d-did anyone else just get a steam email confirmation thing?
UPDATE WHEN?
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE IT ANY MORE
EVERYTIME I PLAY SNIPER I GERRT SWARMED BY 4 DDS SNIPERS TRYING TO BEAT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REALEASE THE FUCKIONG UPDATE VALCE
>>183605659
>he doesn't like the dm map
hello
>Tfw i had to frag my chickens today
I was out feeding them and i overheard their conversation about how casual and the implementation of valve comp was flawless. I had to interject and say that not only was the release of casual/comp flawed but is STILL flawed due to lazy moderation allowing hackers to run rampant and the broken matchmaking system matching slivers and blues against purples and reds. Then they started throwing around words like "lmao sliver badge" and "fresh meat shitter" and I lost it and fragged them right in their valve shilling face. God I was so angry.
>>183606134
hightower is THE reddit map
It's been raining a lot and my chickens don't have any dust or dry dirt to clean themselves with. I doubt they're sad because they're chickens but I still feel bad nonetheless. Getting 7 eggs a day now that they're fully grown, soon I will be able to achieve Gaston levels of breakfast
>>183606297
>muh reddit boogyman
you didn't even realize I was meming you with "reddit spacing"
>>183606436
i'm not even the same guy
i'm memeing myself, who the fuck actually cares
>>183606538
>me no care this discussion is over
Me ooga...
>>183606598
>i ""won"" this argument
he booga
>>183606710
>me no discuss because me no critical thinking
reee booga
@183606412
Epic man, got mine from my grandparents. Had like ten hens with a rooster and they had hatched some eggs and offer them to me. Had five about an hour ago but only have three now. Get a couple of eggs every day to. I know eventually ill ascend and reach Gaston mode with you chicken brother.
<<183606789
I await the day when you will join me my chicken in training. It is truly a wondrous existence that you can only fully understand when you too achieve barge status
>>183543339
>>183609409
>panic attack
by that you mean the post pyro update one right?
>post pyro update
No such thing
>>183609520
Glad it's going to become viable, I just like it now because it'sfun
scout is a twink
heavy is a cuck
playing medic is easy and gay
Detonator jumping is super fun
engineer is a manlet
Sniper has a piss fetish
its called watersports
pyro is a grill
pyros did 9/11
god is dead
i love god
love me
kill you're shelves
I love watersports
lotta gud det gun didyuh
I love the cow mangler
i love this
How long does a comp que take?
Prolly 20+ mins
Lmao, comp
for a second i thought i was in the trash tf2g
impressive
It's a trash thread. Might as well be the same
i wish
then i wouldnt have to deal with retarded tripfags
>be meme
>better than every plat player ever
>play against invite players daily to get even better
>medic criticizes a thing i do when it was entirely his fault for not being a proper bottom bitch healslut
>debate him a bit on it
>"no you're wrong i'm a silver medic i should know this"
Y3s but what is your fav pottis?
I'd go with pootter
give pyro a grenade launcher
flame weapons and grenades are universally epic in every video game ever and i refuse to use anything else
so you don't use the shotgun or sticky launcher?
>>183606773
random critical thibking is disabled in competive shitposting though
>>183616376
>give pyro a grenade launcher
Detenator is the closest youll get
>weapons that make burnings gibs never ever
i just want my fiery dammitexplosion
Direct Shit is the number 1 crutch disguised as a _skillful_ sidegrade.
>have 5 spies
>losing real bad
>"Hey can some spies switch"
>"Dude it's just casual lol"
this vessel can no longer contain my rage
>>183618230
it's just casual bro, though
just casual bro
>>183618602
Why does the tf2 comunity love the le lenny face?
>>183618602
i used to unironically do this
>posting worst gem
>watching sjw universe unironically
>enemy drops our intel during a tense moment
>guarding it pretty much alone with 30 health
>friendly engineer waddles up to help me
>pulls out his pda
>stares at it for 49 seconds (I counted)
>pyro rounds the corner and kills us both
he was trying his hardest
>>183618230
Ahahaha it's just casual man. No need to be such a tryhard, bro.
TO THE FRONTLINES!/
we basically win now
our whole team is congaing
Nothing I hate more than when piglets throw a game when they're just bad and decide to dance instead. Heck
>>183620451
I don't asks for a whole lot from pub teammates, but the very least they could do is try.
>last point of payload
>theres like 5 engis
>theres still people on our team playing demoknight
I don't see how that's fun, you can't fucking do anything.
>act friendly
>start a conga line with the enemy team
>lure them into a demo trap
you bastard...
>Join server
>Look at what classes we have
>3 demos a soldier and a heavy
>"Okay we have a good mix of power classes I'll go support"
>In reality it's 3 demoknights a soldier with 10 hours and a friendly hoovy
>Have to carry
I wish people would just fucking play the damned game so I don't have to go full frag mode if I want to win. Jesus Christ, I get occasionally making friends with an enemy for a few seconds or having an unspoken pact with a good player on the enemy team that you two won't kill each other but just crouching and occasionally punching someone isn't helpful in the slightest
>>183621187
That shit should be classified under griefing and should be reportable as such. Also, I always votekick friendlies. Fuck friendlies. I get that some people think of TF2 as le wacky and epic hat simulator with some guns thrown in, but you have silly servers for that horse shit, don't ruin the game for everyone else by going friendly.
DONT SHOOT ME IM FRIENDLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP KILLING ME
>he hasn't sent me his entire inventory yet
>>183621701
sent ;)
I-I LOVE QUICKPLAY
I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
y-your profile pic is the loli from yesterday
>>183622064
>he cant single-handedly win the game for his team, while dominating the entire enemy team
psh... get out of here, kid...
is quickplay back yet?
no.
same
>>183622684
Alright thanks
Casual seems fine to me
jokes on them i go full frag mode whether they are good or not
>>183622985
kek
ive had the same picture of boobs as my steam avatar for 6 years
>>183622985
>no ammo
how?
is this a replay thing?
>destroy enemy team
>feel bad so i hold back
>get called a noob
;_;
>frag my best
>get called a noob
D:
>destroy six enemies as soldier
>guy I killed spams binds angrily
It's all fun and games until the enemy team is five demos, six soldiers, and 1 uncle dane engi
>land a single good headshot out of 20 misses
>guy on the enemy team calls me a ragehacker
áž´>:(
what does an uncle dane engi do
builds a dispender
you don't want to know
>be a pybro
>dominate both spies
>get called a degenerate furfag
>women
>>183626375
>>>blutsauger
I don't fucking blame herin all seriousness those kind of renamed and redescribed items in tradebots make me kind of sad, and I try to avoid buying them
>>183626651
I go specifically for them. Sometimes, people ask for them back. I charge extra.
>>183619298
Because it's obnoxious and easily trolls scrubs
>>183609409
mah negro in the unusual, map and gamemode buti main sniper
>>183627028
the mastermind
I got this for 11 keys, i like it.
>doing mvm expert
>some dude keeps being a dick and wants to kick bad players
>okay whatever they're being shit so we kick the bad player
>last wave the guy goes afk because he has salt with other player
>we vote kick him off
>>183628946
Serves him right
You planning on doing some more MvM?
>>183629417
gonna do mannslaugter on the expert tour of duty to finish the thing
after that i have one more ticket for twin cities or another expert tour
is deadringer spy a subclass?
no it's a scrubclass
>>183629739
Cool, gimme a shout when you want to start 2cities
>>183524545
mentalcrash/yakui looks like a pretentious indie musician
>>183630208
And here i go forgetting my id again
nerf scout health to 100
give scout advanced mobility
Somebody gimme a loadout for the Dark Age Defender
>>183630792
Reminds me of this one dude from high school.
He was a senior when I was in 10th, but was somehow way shorter than me.
>>183631417
>>183630792
>>183631291
There was this other photo of """him""" going around
wtf i love yakui now
>>183631567
Really nice hair
>tfw stuck with buzz cut or bald
>tfw if I grew a beard, all any of my /vg/ bros would call me from then on is MC Ride
>>183631917
buzz cut isnt even that bad
if i let my hair grow too long without doing anything with it, it starts to look like a fucking cloud
i hate my dumb fucking hair
>>183631917
>MC Ride
or pic related?
At least it's better to have some hair, if not on your head then a beard is always nice.
I'll pocket you stupid goyim for a key an hour, hehe
Post your IDs
It's been a round and a half, and there is still no one to replace the single enemy from the beginning of the match
overdose and solemn vow should switch stats
discuss
>>183634998
Dumb idea that would also ruin the SV's joke
lol hiding your name
little penis!
>>183524545
Hows crit a cola, is it still shit?
>>183635649
>crit-a-cola
>shit
Very much the opposite.
>>183635649
its THE shit
reminder that the crit a cola was designed in a day
>>183635625
I'm hiding my name because I don't want people to bully me
at first i thought it was about the cosmetics
but then i realized cosmetics were ugly
then i thought it was about the epic weapons, wrong again
what made me fall in love with tf2 in the first place was in fact the furry erp
hey guys is carpet "videogames" johnson still relevant/famous
how do i git gud with pistol
track
>>183638765
gtfo
but how
with your mouse
god damn youre stupid
2fort is objectively the worst map by a large margin, why does it even exist still
: -(
>>183639341
its iconic and sniper mains love it
think of it as a containment map for all of the quickscopers
>>183639341
t.spy main
would making the flamethrower have clips to reload fix the w+m1 problem?
pottis POW
>>183639493
Soldier main, still think it's retarded design.
>>183639726
W+M1 isn't the problem, there's no problem with pyro being a low skill class. The problem is that the class is flawed on a fundamental level and flame particle physics are fucking retarded.
>>183639341
Arguable. Gold Rush, Hoodoo, Dustbowl, Junction and whatever the names of those god awful Halloween maps were exist.
>>183639941
how to fix pyro:
make his flamethrower shoot balls of flame
>>183639991
make it like in gang garrison 2
if you airblast while m1-ing a fireball comes out
>>183639991
Congrats, now he's a worse soldier.
>make flamethrower clip based
>increase his damage
>pyro is now a powerful flank class and wm1 isnt a viable way to play pyro anymore
fixed your game, valve
>>183640062
>>183640049
how about make his flamethrower deal 50% less damage but every second someone is hit with the flame they take 10% more damage, this stacks until it reaches 130%
>>183640457
>Nerfing the weakest class in-game
S TIER
>Pyro
>Demoman
A TIER
>Scout
>Medic
B TIER
>Soldier
>Sniper
C TIER
>Heavy
>Engineer
F TIER
>Spy
>>183640062
Fuck off, Egg.
wtf i didnt quote that faggot hiro fix your website
speaking of pyro what is
A:most fun loadout/playstyle currently
B:best sheen for the stock flame thrower
>>183640983
Stock/Shotgun/Powerjack
>Using sheens
>>183640961
nsfw/sfw
>>183543339
>>183640983
backburner, detonator, powerjack
hot rod or team shine
>>183641176
everything about this chart is simply awful please consider uninstalling
>>183641176
try hard!
>>183639941
Hellstone and Brimstone?
183641423
cute
>>183623986
It's probably a Demo file. You know, like old Quake demos?
how do i scam people
>when you see people with Hale's own weapons that have been bought from the steam marketplace today
whatlaptopsdo you nerds use
>>183643312
>Gaming
>Laptop
ahahahaha
>>183643379
tf2 is literally the only pc game i play
>not farming your new decorated / festive / australium stranges up to the level of your old one instead of buying a strange kill count transfer tool
pathetic
>farming
pathetic
>using gaudy skins instead of vanilla
pathetic
>pathetic
pathetic
>>183643312
i fragged hard on an old thinkpadmy mouse didnt work at the time and i couldnt use both the touchpad and keys at the same time so i had to use the weird knob thing in the middlegood thing i was playing soldier on 2fort and most i had to do is aim vaguely at enemy and shoot
>>183643142
they're renting it from Hale
>>pathetic
>pathetic
pathetic
playing team fortress again after 3 years because playing rocket launcher in doom multiplayer gave me some memories
i forgot what mods should i install so, what mods should i install know
the menu changed a lot
owo
>>183644487
fem pyro with BIIIG boobies
>>183644487
update why the fuck am i being charged for playing competitive
and the thread goes downhill even more
>>183644581where
remember when everyone thought the jungle update would be out in july
>>183644615
you dont want to play competitive it sucks
>>183644704
still a week left. it could happen. it won't but it could.
>>183644487
Your custom hud of choice and maybe some simple scrips
>>183644615
They want to milk the hacker bucks so you either pay or you link your account to a cellphone number and wait a week or more
This also applies to trading
Also "official" comp sucks dicks like nobody's business, stick to lobbies if you want to actually play
i played some jungle maps on "the vnn server" since it was the only server playing tf2 with 24 players and i had a ton of fun, but now it seems to be gone!
!!
my first match after a 3 years without tf2
guess some shit never changes
for some reason guns now have a yellow tint while on the floor
>>183644842
guess the hacker stuff makes sense
all these "look at what i like" see>>183641176
always have a favorite unlock, and then the most played class not being the class with the unlock, nor the most kills on strange
>>183645268
>for some reason guns now have a yellow tint while on the floor
those are guns you can pick up by using what defaults to h. instead of fallen guns being ammo, dead players drop ammo boxes and their dropped weapons can be picked up.
>>183543478
So it's basically a worse stock but you can use the beam like a dog leash to annoy enemies?
>>183594668
can't the illness be curable as long as they die from it?
>Dating people you meet on 4chan
w e w
mommy
Don't knock it till you try it.
>>183645293
>Strange gunboats
? ? ? ? ?
Also, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your most played class not being your absolute favorite class, because only playing one class ever ever ever gets boring. Playing a single class all the time is a thing only children do.
>>183645846
it was good, while it lasted, like every relationship, isn't it?
Wait. Is the granary in comp an edited version?
In case anyone's missing out on the poker night at the inventory items, here's a key
BCPBI-E89FQ-RZ9FQ
>>183645936I have. It didn't go that well. I still have the guy on my friends list, but I haven't spoken to him in 6 years.
>>183646013
Yes. http://www.teamfortress.tv/23574/cp-granary-pro
what is a good fat pyro (cosmetic) loadout
>huo long heater
>GRU
what else
>>183646005
were they girls or or there really that many gays in tf2g
>>183646030
Already owned it but activated the key just so you feel useful
>>183646013
in Competitive leagues, yes it is. The map is overall brighter and the last control point has been centered.
>>183646120
Boys
>>183646120
>Yakui
>Dating girls
>Girls in /tf2g/ that aren't Shuckle
you wot?
this is why nobody likes gay people
>come back to tf2
>forgot how shit being a medic was
>some reason enjoy scout and soldier more
>already gambled away$30in keys and mvm
>/tf2g/ is still really faggy
atleast i'm having fun, too bad i'm rusty on jewing people
>>183645962
I just used that post as an example, I don't think I've actually seen one where the strange weapon, the favorite class, and the most played class line up.
I mean, let's be honest...
>using the orange jew
>>183646308
on my end to be honest i prefered playing with bots than people, is not that i am bad, but even after all this time the game feels the same, a lot of sniper, games are pretty much always one sided on a single team etc,, i guess i completely burned out, besides people with lebin names and how ugly the characters look the game feels the more classic while playing with bots
real shame is that i feel the same with overwatch, guess ill try dirty bomb
should i buy a pyro emblem fidget spinner necklace for my fox to complete the corporeal shitpost
>>183646636
Please link.
do i need a specific level to play comp?
sadly no
>>183646924
Valve competitive is a fucking mess, and the fact that it hasn't been touched since it was in fucking beta indicates that it's not worth wasting time on. Shit's infested with hackers and retards anyway. Literally just a 6v6 pub mode.
>Get into a harvest pub
>Walk out of spawn
>Instantly get headshot by 3 spinbotting snipers and an aimbotting spy
valve please
>>183647137
Boys should not date boysThey should frag instead
can boys frag boys in the boyp*ssy
yes!
Boys don't have a pussy.
>Pyro jumping around at scout speed and reflecting shit outside his FoV
>lmao why would someone cheat with a pyro XDdd
it's their cute pink b*tt
More like a brown eye
>>183645704
>>183649031
Why is it that you always end up causing gay drama just by showing up?
>>183649031
>People should date whoever they want to
You might want to reiterate this statement.
>>183649918
reiterate this statement?
>>183649904
I don't try to do anything, someone posted some photos of mine, then it all goes rolling from there.
Going back a few years it was just about posting whatever, because yes, this place used to be a whoooole lot gayer. Specially with all the drawings floating around.
>>183649512
I'm busy
>>183649918
You like someone, a boy, a girl, ask them out, coffee, breakfast, walk through downtown, whatever. No one else should be going around making a problem about your taste.
>>183646193
this is another reason i dislike the comp scene
>map is darker and has shadows you can hide in
HAHA LETS MAKE IT FULLBRIGHT! VISIBILITY AMIRIITE?
not only does it make the map look worse, it hurts my eyes!
>>183650851
I don't think the court agrees with you.
>>183650851
Yea, busy juggling my balls with your tongue maybe.
>>183646254
girls(male)
>>183650996
what court?
>>183651031
I'll be travelling next month, I gotta get as many drawings done as I can before then.
>>183651101
Well yea, I'm giving you a one way trip to heaven, baby.
>>183650851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwEMYh0H4I
>b4nny says money isn't the most important thing in life
>promotes literal gambling by putting marketplace.tf in his stream title
>>183651101
yeah travelling to POUND TOWN
>>183651101
just how gay did tf2g used to be?
>entire class is countered by randomly shooting places and teammates
explain THIS
>>183651420
isn't the most important =/= unimportant
dude's gotta eat
>>183651857
>gotta eat by promoting gambling
Maybe he should get a real job if he's 'gotta eat'
update has been postponed until late september
>>183651905
>get a real job
sponsors are a big part of streaming, and marketplace.tf is far from an offender for being a shady gambling site
Does b4nny look like a super villain to anyone else?
>>183652026
>sponsors are a big part of streaming
Sponsors isn't mutually exclusive with gambling. But they're just kids and it's clearly the parent's fault. I like your way of thinking. I would be like you to if it wasn't so easy to get a fair job in this world.
>>183652038
Yes.
>>183652141
what?
>Add [ACP] tag to name
>Someone immediately starts a votekick
>>183651272
I don't wanna die
>>183651769
Everyone would reply with gay remarks, hint and banter, there were lots of tripfags, and since 6s and raffles were also much more common, there was a lot more of a tf2g community than today, and drama, sooooo much drama. This person is apparently ERPing with this other person, a bunch of people posts selfies and everyone in the thread rates them, this person who's much more secretive has his IRL photos leaked, and he's cute, this other person's posting his feet, this other person is posting their room and there happens to be a dildo visible on it.
Just a normal day in 2012/2013's /tf2g/
>>183652994
And you won't, as long as you get back into the bed with me.
>>183652994
that sounds super gay and i'm pretty glad i wasn't there for it
>>183652994
>you missed out on 2012/13 /tf2g/
feels bad man
At least I still got to join the ircirclejerk
>>183651848
>all the other classes are countered by shooting them
Reminder that these weapons don't have Strange variations yet
>Eureka Effect
>Conscientious Objector
>Bat Outta Hell
>Wanga Prick
>Unarmed Combat
>Fortified Compound
>Tide Turner
>Nessie's Nine Iron
>Scottish Handshake
>Buffalo Steak Sandvich
>Postal Pummeler
>Maul
>Ap-Sap
>Freedom Staff
>Ham Shank
when will valve fix this, my autism demands that my kills be tracked
Okay has anyone else had this happen.
Whenever I win a round and melee a spy they don't seem to take crit damage.
Like I hit a spy 3 times with a scottsman skull cutter and he died on the third hit.
I know it happened that one time and I felt like it happened a few more times after that.
Has anyone else seen this?
>>183653591
>reskins
probably never
also who cares
the only strangifier i want is for short circuit
^^who cares?
@183654117
me
#183654176
who r u
^183654264
you're worst nightmare kiddo
>>183653591
can't you use the strange grease on them?
>>183654463
yeah lemme just grease up my sign real quick
áž´>áž´>183654339
dont you EVER quote me again
>>183654463
Strange bacon grease is only compatible with the pan, you dumb.
tfw u cap Sunshine last in the middle of the entire enemy team while their engineer is putting up a sentry but he put his sentry in that one spot where the pillar blocks the point
<<183654589
or what faggot
if you lowered scouts speed, that would make engineer unnecessary, but at the same time it would make scout less fun. scout players should instead learn to switch to demo for two minutes, because there are nine classes in this game that all serve special roles and a good player would be able to utilize them all.
>>183653591
>no short circuit
heck off, that one needs it most
>>183654463
mmmm yes, a nice greasy ham
(in response to 183654707)
or your mom will die im her sleep tonight
dear 183654843,
i don't have a mom faggot
sincerely, anon
@anonymous number one hundred and eighty three million, six hundred and fifty four thousand, nine hundred and eighteen
im sorry about that but if you ever feel like you need a mom you can contact me on steam ;3
What's a good hitsound to replace default? It's too fucking loud.
I haven't actively played in a few years. Has there been anything -new- in this game since 2014?
>>183655204
Heck yes
>>183655281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK71NEluAqA
>183655330
don't reply to my new mom faggot
>>183655415
Shut the fuck up, nerd
$183655502
don't reply to me either
>>183655281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoZYEcjTDl8
>>183655281
I just use the hit sound from megaman x
>tfw no burning/scorching flames unusual
>>183655281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE9pySihYpA
i would raffle an unusual but they are too expensive
:r
>>183656472
And you needed to tell us this because?
>>183656472
do it anyway
>>183615905
>taking ugc seriously
behold
autism
>recently start playing TF2 again
>used to use my dads account to play
>eventually make my own when I get my own PC
>all my hats and items are on old account
>sign onto it for the first time in almost 2 years to trade them over
>someone got on the account and tried to buy a bunch of stuff
>Steam flagged it last November
>can't trade my stuff over until they clear it
I sent a ticket through support how long do you think this will take?
>>183660409
Like 1 day before they reply.
redpil me on sunbeams
>>183662154
its shit
>>183662154
it's a tier 1 unusual effect in the video game Team Fortress 2
>>183662328
is this good?
>>183662692
It just means it was in the first set of unusual effects to come out in Team Fortress 2
>>183662939
does that means it's good?
>>183663061
sure why not
redpill me on the minigun nerfs and how braindead they make heavy vs. heavy fights
>>183663104
heavy is just as braindead as he always was
stop bullying big guy
>>183663083
i think burning flames is better
>>183663382
ok that's nice unusuals are for faggots but use whatever you like man
>>183663534
spot the poor
>>183663598
>buys virtual hats on a 10 year old game to prove his rich
spot the real poor
storm is the best
no you cannot disagree with me
i disagree with you>>183663736and you
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/250295
buy unusuals here thank you god bless
What type of people buy stupid shit to show off? I'll give you a hint. It ain't wallstreet.
Feel it in your veins, feel it in your blood
Take you out the frame, put you in the mud
>>183651848
>when you are aiming at someone completely different and kill an invisible spy.
Just saw 2 lobotomised f2p spies destroy a sentry nest that had a f2p engineer and 2 pro engies.
>>183664325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRAkFTjk2qM
>>183537838
im up for some mvm
>pl_borneo
>Enemy team has not one, but two obvious aimbotters.
>One is a spy, other was a sniper
>Can barely leave spawn
>Ask the enemy team to kick them
>"You cant cheat as a spy and the sniper is obviously not cheating because he is talking in the chat!"
>The sniper was using that annoying cheat where after every kill, he would say the persons name and some insult
>exit the game because its too early for this shit
>vac bans people who use a plugin to make FOV wider than the fucking tunnelvision that is 90
>but not actual cheaters
Hey /tf2g/...BOMBS AWAY
>>183667671
NOW i've seen everything!
>>183601495
>guy flaming team for every little mistake
>tell him to shut the fuck up
>get vote kicked immediately
I will never get over this, he spams chat like an autist and im kicked for typing one message, "stfu"
>>183668353
stfu
>>183668671
u stfu noob, how many frags u got?
Why are the halloween quotes so bad? Its like the writers forgot to include a meaning, so most of them are just way too long and unfunny
>>183667671
*reflects it back*
>>183669359
stfu
#183669467
Tgey font evem put descriptions on them anumore so i mean you never really know what yoive got intill its gone you know??
>>183634753
that wall texture though
What the fuck are you talking about
I got new hat!
Please post your soldiers so i will feel better about my pathetic life.
your boom man looks like aids
@183672216
I think #183670935 is talking about how they don't put flavor text/descriptions on any of the new cosmetics now so even though the Halloween ones are autistic they at least got some love.
>>183672632
stop using the parka seriously. Its probably the worst soldier jacket
>>183672632
>>183672632
Learn to manage your money better holy shit
Also lose the poofy vest, it just doesn't fit
>>183672632
how much did you pay ?
I'm really hoping somebody buys my unusual off of the market soon so that I can buy Sonic Mania without paying out of pocket.
>>183673245
>>183673803
Try to find better coat for this loadout.
Pro tip:you can't.
>>183673825
My pe tyrants plus about 15 keys overpay. Will upgrade it to something better next month. Probably burning flames stainless pot but idk.
>>183674180
Fancy Dress Uniform
Lone Survivor, Cockswain's Muttonchops, Marshall's Mutton Chops
>>183674180
literally any other jacket
>>183674396
I don't like how beards looks with this hat. Bandanna is bae.
>>183674506
>any
Sounds like "nothing".
where is the update
>>183674538
Ghoul Gibbin Gear so people don't have to see it for half the year.
>Favorite hat is Cock pith helm
>Fav unusual effect is IASTE
>No Cock helms with that effect exist
why must i suffer like this
> IASTE
what did she mean by that
Its a secret to everybody
:summerghost:
I never understood why moon effects so fucking expensive. It's not even that shiny and flashy. I can't remember when i saw someone with moon unusual last time.
God bless the flames and shines.
Availability.
Why doesn't Valve make Team Fortress 3 and ride on the success of Overmeme?
>it's been over one month since the balance changes blogpost
O-oh
>>183676632
u-update hits this th-thursday!
s-screencap this haha
>pyro is a fire class
>no cosmetics that make him look like a dragon
t. scalefag pyro main
>>183677471
>him
also yeah it'd be a shame if they hadn't released a set like that 4 years ago
>>183601495
>kid blasting shitty music thats shitty even if you liked that genre on a extremely low quality mic thats scratching and popping and cutting out
>"you just dont appreciate good music, omg such kids" while squealing like his balls havent dropped
>>183604898
i want to ream trap scout till he cums no hands
>>183626651
the square dance taunt i have was traded to me as "DANCE WITH ME !!!! " Desc : "please dance with me pls pls"
poor lonely fucker
>>183645846
all the traps ive met on 4chan always get super shy once you actually want to meet them then you get blocked even though it was all going so well and they were on about wanting to meet you
>>183663104
heavy v heavy is the same, whoever spins up first wins
the problem is vs pyros and scouts, the tracking and reaction time went to shit
>>183679098
holy fuck
>>183672632
well likke others have said its used alot but i think your soldier is fine, he looks as comfy and you didnt clutter up a region too much.
I like memes
oh man i cant wait for 2013!
>>183653591
No strange nessie's
>>183681132
Approved loadout
I have autism
>enemy captures last point while you were respawning
Why does this always happen to me?
I have dylesxai
>>183676709
Screencrapped
>>183673245
>>183674180
>he puts ANY of the coats on his soldier
Spotted the post-2015er, lmao
>>183684083
>tfw still have my FDU
>tfw I no longer like it, but neither any of the new stuff
>>183677721
halloween shit does not and has never counted.
>>183684083
I'm in the game since early 2010.
What are some good maps for the ?
>>183687015
Have you ever just been retarded? I meant to say good maps for the Winger.
>>183687140
Gravelpit.
How's this soldier loadout look?
God I hope the pyro update happens soon. UGC and the ESEA leagues are fucking dying, and I can't see myself sticking with this game for much longer.
The top tier players are already toxic af, so this game is well on its way to what happened to melee.
>>183688258
Thats a pretty great loadout ngl.
>>183688258
Lose the skin and it's pretty good.
>>183688594
Thanks.
>>183688639
Why lose the skin?
>>183688639
>>183688765
If we're losing the skin, the founding father might be a good alternative
>>183688765
I don't like skins and especially festivized skins, they look very out of place. Everything else looks good though.
>>183688839
>>183688765
Oh the lawnchair skin.
Yeah I would at the very least unfestivize it.
I festivized a shotgun when the festivizers dropped only to undo it like a month ago.
Honestly the lights kinda look awful on most things.
>>183688839
I'll think about removing it. Thanks again.
>>183689008
No problem, always nice to see someone with an actually nice loadout.
>>183672632
F R A G G I N G like it's [Previous year]
>>183688594
I fucking smash bros and nearly everybody who plays it. Bunch of irritating spergs. I know it's a goddamn baby fighter and I don't even play fighters, but they take it so seriously.
>>183690745
I fucking hate*
S m h daddy
>>183543339
Isabelle's Throbbing Cock
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i just realized that the most valuable item in my bp is probably a strange FDU crafted by Accel
not even the unusuals can beat that
>>183672632
It's [Current Year] and I still dont have an unusual
>>183688594
good thing you posted best sistersconsidering theyre now irrelevant in Splatoon 2 too, just like tf2 when the fucking pyro update never comes
>>183691406
Who is Accel?
>>183692334
Don't you hurt me like this anon
I'm on this burning ship until it finally hits the bottom of the sea, let me have the little things.
>>183691057
t. budget viva
>>183543339
Because im a loser and dont feel like filling in boxes
Favorite Stock: Wrench
Favorite Unlock: Rescue Ranger
Favorite Cosmetic: Voodoo Juju
Favorite Unusual Effect: Disco Beatdown
Favorite Gamemode: KOTH
Favorite Map: koth_harvest_event
Highest Strange:
Silver Botkiller Medigun @ 668 Ubers & 2541 Assists
FN Lightning Rod Shotgun @ 857 Kills
Lowest Played Class: Heavy
Most Played Class: Engineer