The Direct
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SPLATOON 2 COMES OUT IN 2 DAYS (tomorrow in japan)
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> News
- Japanese Rock vs Pop Splatfest has officially ended, Rock beat Pop with a 2-1 victory!
- US/EU cake vs ice cream Splatfest has officially ended, ice cream beat cake with a 2-1 victory!
- SPLATOON 2 COMES OUT JULY 21!
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!
> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9
> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Discord
- https://discord.gg/bPfxAVs
> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/
> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
> list of FC:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing
>It's Thursday
>>183179217
WE DON'T KNOW IF THE MAJORITY LIKES IT OR NOT
THAT'S THE POINT
xth for secret meta
>>183179359
That's better than "nobody anywhere likes it ever and never will for all eternity"
>>183179319
it's Wednesday
>>183179497
for you
Did they really being back the light/heavy weapon thing? I was sure that they'd remove it
first for loli sex with pearl! <3
>>183179597
Why wouldn't they?
>>183179496
we've actively seen people disliking it. So saying "nobody likes it" is an exaggeration with some basis. You saying that most people probably like it is simply your own unfounded retardation, so stop arguing for it, and the stupid discussion can end
>>183179827
this
>>183179817
It just seemed like such a lazy way to balance their weapons.
>>183179827
>speculative guessing is worse than incorrect absolute statements
Yeah okay, have fun with that
Looking to buy a splitter, anyone have an amazon link to one they recommend?
My order just dispatched
>>183180019
you need a mixer, not a splitter, senpai. check a few thread back for discussion on it
>>183179827
>>183180176
Oh shit, that explains why this didn't make sense.
So how is the Ink Storm special, for people already playing? On one hand, it looks really neat, on the other hand, it looks like it's PROBABLY kinda shit.
>>183180253
>octothot
a what?
>>183180129
meanwhile my amiibo still haven't been shipped
>>183180349
octo-thot
ignore youtubers
>>183179392
It's stupid seeing so many people writing ink mines off as shit so early. They gotten so many buffs that we have no idea how useful they will be. A team that entirely runs mines with sub power up could lock down a huge portion of the map
So Germany is selling the game in stores already (Saturn, MM?). Any other countries doing the same?
Why is Nintendo okay with that
Aayyy, thank you for your present Mr. postman!
>>183180718
I couldn't care less unless you show what the callie and marie amiibos do
>>183180663
>Why is nintendo okay with that
They aren't but there's not much they can do at this point.
>>183180253
How that joke is supposed to show that people prefer that personality, I don't know, but thanks for the stupid youtube screencap, I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Hn7_7c52Y
The main event of the app voice chat is garbage and riddled with so many issues you might as well continue using Discord or something
>>183180778
Well, they could ban all early adopters Switches lol, but I doubt they'd go for stunt like that this early in life cycle, imagine the PR shitstorm.
>>183180718
are the loading screen drums back?!
>>183180718
how? fuckin hell
>>183180762
someone posted last thread smart one. they're locked until you finish single player and/or locked under a day 1 patch
>>183180861
More just that people clearly enjoy the sassy banter even if it's not in character. You can't say "nobody likes it" or "there's no evidence of people liking it".
ive been listening to Calimari Inkantation on repeat for the last two days. send help
https://youtu.be/s7nC_4ailwI
>>183180971
but reviewers also have copies
>>183181540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RBG4KLnGjY
>>183180718
same, guess a few got it now
will you go online?
>>183181975
Cute handwriting
>>183181280
Assuming he ordered from Amazon, it happens from time to time. When I ordered Alpha Sapphire, it came the day before.
>>183181747
thank you for that, anon!
well I've finished the story mode
It's clearly improved from 1final boss was disappointing tho especially the music
>>183181338
That one actually has some validity. The other was just a dumb joke
>>183182158
fug i should have ordered it but was afraid it wouldn't get delivered to japan on time
but now apparently it got here early. fuck.
>>183182584
check the callie & marie amiibos now
>>183181975
I think I start with fucking about in the single player and go online later.
>>183182584
Yeah the final boss music was a compete letdown compared to 1.
Almost feel like they're trying to block it early if only to prevent backlash
>>183181280
It's more likely to be the latter given how much of a role they have in single player. On that note, how many of the sunken scrolls have been found and where can we see them?
>>183182908
Just these so far.
http://imgur.com/a/wwfrv
>>183182650
I suppose it's safer not to touch online until the release happens.
>>183182584
>>183182709
Post said music here so we can judge for ourselves. Or better yet, the actual boss fight, we can do better than some guy videotaping his screenshot collection.
Come to think of it, have we even seen the other bosses other than octo oven and octo samurai?
>>183183212
I'll actually eat a bag of dicks and crow if Nintendo bans you for playing Splatoon 2, a game that you paid for, a day or two early.
>>183183212
nintendo prob wont actively be policing a list of official early access players. they know the game is already shipping
>>183182650
why wouldn't you want to hit lvl4 immediately so you can watch the shops?
>>183184353
Watch the shops or get your switch potentially shut off
Hmm
>>183184353
I want to save callie ;_;
>>183184495
I miss her!
>>183184672
it's our fault for not caring enough in the final splatfest, else Marie would be dead now.
>>183185175
#iwentpositiveforcalliebut it still wasn't enough ;_;
>>183184495
Don't save her. She don't wanna be saved.
>>183185602
you know that thing has a dedicated screenshot button right?
>>183185175
I'm pretty sure I got on the leaderboard for that one. I did all I could
>Placed my pre order on amazon months ago
>Had to change my card a couple weeks ago
>Apparently the payment doesn't happen on pre orders until they ship
>Got told the payment was unsuccessful this morning
>Change it to the new card within an hour of getting the notification
>"Delivery estimate: We need a little more time to provide you with a good estimate. We'll notify you via e-mail as soon as we have an estimated delivery date."
They're gonna have to wait for the restock to send me the game now, aren't they?
Do non splatoon amiibo give any boni? I have 2 fire emblem amiibos for example.
>>183185870
I bet you'll get it a business day late, so it's not too bad. Mine hasn't even shipped yet, though, and it's scheduled for the 21st, so maybe there's hope?
You can always buy a copy at Walmart and return the sealed Amazon copy when it finally arrivesthat's what I'm gonna try
>>183185870
thanks for freeing up a preorder slot anon, you're a good samaritan :)
>>183180642
>could lock down a huge portion of the map
You know, assuming the enemy team doesn't just shoot them, which the game actively encourages them to do by the mechanics of how splatoon works.
>all these physical copies
why not digital?
>>183186313
Physical is cheaper
>>183185175
It would've been the same.storyline either way, you know.
>>183185602
>what are spoiler tags
>what is the screenshot button
>>183186416Marie seems a bit too savy but I suppose it depends on whether Callie was tricked and then brainwashed or she got beaten up and then brainwashed
A straight up betrayal would've been better
>>183185813
The guy on YouTube who first took the screenshot used it but then videotaped the screenshot like an idiot.
>>183186292
>ive never gotten an inkmine kill
the only people inkmines kill are people shooting a path and immediately swimming up it. the mines still detonate. the point, i think, is how much they'd slow the enemy down
>>183182584
You forgot the most important detaildid you save Callie?
Guys the new amiibos are sold out online everywhere but Walmart, do you guys think Walmart is going to fuck me and cancel my preorder or do they actually have shit in stock
>>183186345
Not around my place, after checking up around the Switch e-shop came as cheapest option. (kinda sad tho and otherwise like boxes)
>>183180642
ill run inkmine meta with you anon
>>183186292
It would still prevent/slow their approach considerably, and kill/echolocate them if theyhave a low range weapon or are trying to rush back in. You're also assuming the most idiotic placement in the game where they'll have maximum distance from the ink they are covering. Anyone who isn't mentally handicapped would put them on top of ledges or around corners, so that by the time you are inking the area, you have to be right up on it
>>183186313
The way I thought about it, with most of the games that I have already being digital, it won't have to compete for the cartridge slot until Xenoblade 2 at least. That and it's cheaper.
>>183186958
Amazon prime gives you a 15% discount on preorders. If for some reason my shipment doesn't come in I'll buy it digital I guess
>>183186582
From what I've seen it's never made clear, though I assume she was squidnapped (so to speak) and then had the hypno-shades put on her. She might act a bit childish, but she is still Agent 1.
And do you really think Nintendo would use a plot twist that dark in a game geared primarily at young children?
>>183186112
I ordered mine on amazon weeks ago and my delivery date is 25-26th even with 1-2 day shipping...
>>183187282
I ordered mine last weekend I'm getting mine on launch day....
>>183179231
Has anyone figured out what the callie and Marie amiibo do yet? I'm thinking about getting the japanese import from Japan but thsoe won't come for like a month.
>>183186651marie saved her
>>183187359
read last thread
Does Callie get any screentime at all after the story mode ends? I'm pretty disappointed, but I guess that's what I get for being a calliefag.
>>183187442
Or you could just post it with the same amount of effort it took to make that post
>>183187442
Because it's so hard to just tell me if you know, right anon?
>>183187572
>>183187634
it's locked until you finish single player and/or a day 1 update (we don't know which)
>>183187236
I don't know humanity dead. A race war between Octolings and Inkling with the loser forced to live underground. Seems like mature themes aren't being avoided
>>183187758
what the fuck. God damnit I need to know if I should get them before they become expensive again AAAAA
>>183187907
same...
you could get them and always return?
God why is Amazon so shitty they haven't even shipped it yet and here I was hoping it'd arrive a day early.
>>183188030
>returning squid sister amiibos
i bet youre a marinafag
>>183188321
no, i'm a pearlfag
>>183188058
I'm in the same boat anon, but them getting it to you on release day isn't a sin.
The wait's unbearable though.
>>183188321
If they do nothing I wouldn't keep them either.ok that's a lie I own Shiek, Megaman, and Pit. But I got shiek for free and I love Megaman/Pit.
>>183187343
Well fuck :(
>>183188434
It is if my mailman doesn't arrive until like 2 and I have to go to work by 4. I just don't see why it takes them like a whole day to just ship it, what are they doing?
>wake up
>Nintendo Online app isn't sitting at 1 star reviews
You all disappoint me
>>183188761
/v/ pls go
>>183187343
Same thing.
>>183188641
Sorry anon, always order close to release I guess.
>>183188894
No one. NO ONE. Can defend how Nintendo is handling voice chat.
>>183188058
Amazon is the worst for Nintendo stuff. Despite several reassurances from them they failed to deliver Breath of the Wild (Wii U) even on release day. I'd say it's even worse for Switch and Switch games
>>183188970
when you don't care about voice chat it becomes easier to dismiss
>>183188970
>not using discord
>>183188970
>voice chat
Oh no if only there were a million other options readily available for the past ten years
>>183188970
>not using discord
>>183188970
I'd be completely dismissing the entire app all together if wasn't for Annie's gear. It looks like it rolls different mains from person to person.
>>183189210
are you 100% on that?
I heard all Annie items are stuck on the same other main ability, would be happy to be wrong.
How’s the new app for you guys? I’ve found that it runs pretty poorly on my Android phone but is alright on my iPad. No features yet, though, so maybe it’s too early to judge.
fagtoon is a shite game
>>183188970
Nobody is defending it because nobody cares
Literally everyone uses alternative voice services like Discord to communicate with friends while playing vidya
>Japanese switches on amazon shot up to 51,500 yen
Christ.
I'm glad I don't have to go through that mess again.I hope Nintendo can fix their NAND shortage problems soon.I think it's probably safe to assume that a good chunk of /ink/ doesn't yet have a Switch.
>>183189423
runs fine for me, not planning to use it for VC, i'll just use it to keep track of my stats and obtain the gear from annie
>>183189358
pretty sure the main ability will always be different
>>183189423
What phone do you have? It runs fine on my old Galaxy S5.
>>183189619
>not planning to use it for VC, i'll just use it to keep track of my stats and obtain the gear from annie
Yeah, same. I’m not sure how I feel about using a badly optimized app instead of just using my browser, though. Hell, the app’s Splatoon 2 section just looks like a web wrapper.
I love how /v/ is throwing a fit over this game. Reminds me of two years ago
>>183189075
>>183189172
>having to use an external program for your console game
discord is pure shite for gays anyway, real niggaz use ventrilo and they never stopped
>>183189528
they said they've increased production. it's the fact that the factories literally can't keep up. apple wants a lot of tech too
>>183189864
Who even needs voice chat in splatoon? The first game was fine without it
>>183188970
Who could have guessed a dianakko poster is retarded
>>183189654
Maybe “runs poorly” wasn’t the right way to put it. It works, but the animations are pretty shit. UI is nothing special. The part that matters, the Splatoon 2 part of the app, just looks like a web wrapper. It’s just not a great app compared to what I’m used to.
>>183189864
its not like /ink/ does vc anyways
>>183190076
Don't speak to me
>>183189210
I like the stats and info as well. To me the voice chat is utterly irrelevant.
>>183190084
yeah I can just imagine what kind of fucking awful squeakers are playing that game anyway
>>183188991
Who else can I possibly order my games from that won't charge me until it ships in case I change my mind?
>>183190079
Yeah, the wording you used made it sound like you said something completely different.
I agree though, it feels more like a mobile website than an actual app.
>>183184353
That's exactly what I ended up doing.
>>183184353
only was to level was online right?
>Today is Wednesday
>Tomorrow will be Thursday
>Splatoon 2 will be on the eshop at 9pm PST on that Thursday
what do u think of this design?
>>183190865
i fucking love it
shame it only shows up for 1 fight
>>183190865
THE QUEEN
ok /ink/ what are you guys doing to kill time while waiting for the game?
new shitoon game, great like we needed more of this
>>183189358
I'd say 90% sure for right now.
I went a bunch of places looking for some info on gear stuff and a couple of things stood out to me.
That one guy who got the Krak-On blue shoes with matching Swim Speed, and this guy.
https://youtu.be/5B0DYJYcRQo?t=380
Who got two of the same jackets each with different mains. I'll have to see after a few days to get a bigger picture.
>>183190719
pretty sure? that's how it was in 1
Daily reminder
>>183190326
I had to walk into a retail store to get my game and I bought a used slightly damaged Switch (scratch on screen corner)
>>183191398
Octopus is delicious though
Despite the rest of the app being shitty, SplatNet2 really does offer some great info. Winrates for stages, modes and stages per mode is really great. The Annie shop is pretty cool too. And the longterm rotation schedule is super convenient. Anyone else surprised that League Mode has its own rotation? It's odd that they are splitting up league play from regular ranked. That may make finding a match pretty hard, especially in the early days of the game, when most people haven't reached B- yet.
>>183191127
I see. That looks extremely promising so far.
Thanks anon, your research is very appreciated.
Streaming single player
twitch_tv_katsuie
>>183191405
If I wanted to leave my house and feel embarrassed every time I buy a kid's game for Nintendo I would do it. Besides why would I waste gas just to go get a game.
>>183191939
i would watch online matches
>>183189812
It's a shitstorm every day now. Yesterday it was about an 84 is now garbage, and today it's about the admittedly bad voice chat options. Honestly I couldn't give less of a fuck about voice chat, but still.
>still no Switch
>>183192184
they're waiting for the rotation
>>183192397
Ebay has a couple that include arms and botw for like $450
>>183192397
You better camp out in front of Best Buy at 3am on Friday then
>>183191587
A team of randomly selected members that doesn't have access to voice chat doesn't stand a chance against a balanced team that can use voice chat. It makes sense to separate them.
Does anyone know when Walmart puts their new product out on release days? I work overnights with the very early hours of the 21st off; trying to pick it up at midnight. Apparently Nintendo has never done midnight releases with Gamestop.
>Most stuff i've ordered from Amazon has shipped by now
G-guys.... i'm scared.
>>183192683
amazon is like bad lottery. some people get it 2 days early, some people 2 weeks late.
>>183192606
If Walmart does midnight release i'm cancelling Amazon and going there after work.
fuck you eli shen-ko sucks
>>183192606
Yeah, I also want to know. My plan it so go to Walmart at midnight after work
>>183191587
This was the whole reason I downloaded the app. This shit looks great for just glancing over some stats or buying some gear.
I get the voice chat issues and wrote feedback for it, but I can't be bothered to give anymore of a shit about that stuff. Outside VOIP programs are just better than anything a console maker can do. If they fix it, yay, I still won't use it.
jesus christ you nintendo nerds think people actually care about the switch after the hype has died down, enjoy your piece of shit tablet with bluetooth controllers
>>183193409
I am enjoying it
Anyone have that 2koma of splatfest with pearl/marina and the second panel is a woomy with an octoling with two glowsticks?
I thought it was kinda sad at first, then I found the glowsticks I bought like 2 years ago and.. yeah
>>183192859
it's not going to sell out you faggot, you autistics are literally the only ones who care
So what about this game couldn't have just been DLC for the original? Keep in mind how much the average shooter will update in it's lifetime.
>>183193409
Thanks sweetheart, I will. (:
>>183190805
>>183193489
I'm sure its a fun system but god damn now that the zelda hype has died down normies just dont give a shit.
>>183193608
An update that redid all the specials and abilities would’ve outraged a lot of people
>>183192584
You're right, but did squads do that? I assumed not, since it had the same rotation, and I figured it would work similarly here. The separate rotation is a bigger surprise than separate matchmaking
>>183193020
I feel similarly. I wrote feedback, but even when I play games with friends, we rarely us voip. We just text. Maybe I'll give it a shot when it can run in the background/while the phone is locked
>>183192859
>>183192828
Well I'm doubting midnight after I called my local store. Most likely it'll just get stocked as everything does throughout the night. Might be faster than waiting for Gamestop to open in the mourning.
>>183193409
go back to /v/
>>183193558
That wasn’t my question.
Kami-squids please ship my preorder
>>183192842
w-what
>>183193750
So it's not an update because they have less content than if it was just an update?
>>183193724
It's fun, plenty of people use it, I enjoy the games coming out on it.
Go back to /v/ if you want to be an asshole about every game and console to ever come out
>>183188970
>using voice chat
the rest of the app is pretty solid.
>>183193558
The concern isn't selling out dumb ass the concern is having a physical copy as early as possible to play with all you digital autists who'll probably even get the japanese version.
>>183193798
Well I have history of overnights, and I've been at Walmart before. If they have it, but not on the shelves, then you might get the lonely, electrics employee to go grab it.
>>183193973
No, there are more specials and abilities than the original had. It just removed and reworked them all to make a better, more balanced game. Do a little bit of googling instead of asking idiotic questions and/or shitposting
>Replying to obvious /v/tards
Come on, /ink/. I thought you were better than this.
This angers me so much. 12 hours every few days. THIS WAS THE MAIN ADDITION TO MAKE SPLATOON 2 A WORTHY SEQUEL AND YOU CAN BARELY PLAY IT
>>183194049
I didn't say it wasn't fun I said you idiots wont need to line up at midnight to get a switch
>>183194153
>all you digital autists who'll probably even get the japanese version
Dammit why wasn't I autistic enough to think of doing that
>>183194425
Nintendo likes to under stock things, it wouldn't hurt to be a little proactive if you want to guarantee your chance at getting a switch, they sell out pretty quickly
>>183194346
I don't understand why people are mad about that. There are a lot of online games with similar mechanics and people never complain rarely as much as they do for salmon run.
>>183194346
You can play whenever you want to in private battle.
>>183194153
lol you're talking to a guy who preorders games and doesnt even play them until months after the release
>>183194585
We've known about this for almost two months now. I'm willing to bet it's just /v/ shitting things up once again.
>>183194739
That's been the theme of /v/ a few days. It's just been stuff about Splatoon 2 that we've known for fucking weeks now. /v/ really is just neogaf.
tell the squid to stop, its wants to just buy digital
>>183194680
in a local battle, not a private battle.
>>183194585
>>183194739
fuck off, don't turn any complaint into /v/ boogeyman bullshit. The timed events method would be fine for Salmon Run if you could set up battles among friends online. As it is, it's way too restrictive.
>>183194346
That's like one day missed over a whole week and one whole 24 hours once a week. Seems fine to me.
>>183195285
No it's not
>>183195285
Well on the bright side, Splatoon had a bunch of updates that turned a barebones game that wasn't worth 30$ into a great third person shooter with a lot of charm and creativity. I've got faith they'll fix a lot of the problems.
>>183195012
I'm buying digital lmao
>>183194346
>gives you rewards to pick your own stats
>WHY CANT ERRY DAY
>>183193608
>keeps checking Amazon
>STILL hasn't shipped
Has anyone's copy shipped from Amazon yet or are they fucking us over? What does it take to even ship it? Get a box full of splatoon 2 from nintendo then individually package it and send it off? Like god damn.
>>183188434
With Prime, there's a general guarantee that if you pre-order you'll get it on release day. Lately they either deliver it early or three days after the fact. My sister pre-ordered MK8 and it was delivered the following Monday instead of release. It's more about the fact that they can't even hold to their own rules.
>>183188970
>using an okay app when discord exists
Here's your (You)
>>183194346
I'm warming to the "not every day" part of it, however I'm cooled right off by the way they distribute the weapons each round.
>>183195928
I'm just going to chill, if they don't get it to me on the guaranteed date I get a refund + a month of prime
>>183188970
Don't need to, you faggots get asspained enough as it is.
>>183194346
Sucks to be a NEET with 24 hours a day to play nintoddler games, huh?
I have a job and can plan out my play time so this doesn't inconvenience me at all.
>>183196018
Oh really? They can be late then i'll gladly take money.and an extension of my free prime.
>>183195928
Mine still says it's supposed to ship out today but knowing Amazon it'll ship out tomorrow night.
>>183196117
Yeah, if they don't get something to you within the promised two-day shipping, you get a free month of Prime. It's happened to me a few times this year already, won't have to pay forstudentPrime until January.
>>183196091
WOuldn't it be better to be a neet so you can play whenever salmon run is up? I'm more worried my job will interfere with being able to play it a lot.
Looks like the Squid sisters amiibo just get you the hero outfit from the first game. One's with armor and one's without, but I don't know which is which. And there's only one setup for taking pictures with them.
I couldn't get a screenshot so the guy who told me this might be lying, but don't get your hopes up. Guess now we wait to see if nintendo will bring back best idols in an update.
>>183196346
That would make a lot of sense. I believe it.
I know expecting something as good as the final boss theme from the first came is maybe asking too much but god they could have done a bit better with this one.
Guess I got my expectations too high.
>>183196346
I'm like 90% sure the squid sister amiibo unlocks are locked behind a patch right now
Anyone got a list of weapons with new sets revealed?
>>183196346
>bring back best idols
Sorry, but they will never host the news again.
So how am i supposed to use the voice chat anyway? I'm not seeing the squid attachment anywhere.
>>183196576
This is everything that comes when the game launches.
>>183187872
Well, none of that is ever stated outright and most kids aren't likely to stumble over it on their own. That, and it wouldn't be shoved in their faces that obviously.
>>183196553
No, it was locked behind single player mode.
>>183196463
I haven't heard it, but I really hope they don't rush out Splatoon 3. I'm fine with this game being just an alright sequel, but you can tell it was just rushed out so the Switch has more games. I'm still excited and all, but still. Come on Nintendo.
HOLY SHIT.
>>183196690
two years of updates, so there's that. also the switch is at the beginning of its lifetime, they're more likely to port this onto the next console rather than make a splatoon 3 alreasy
>>183196834
kek
>>183195436
Yes it is. The restrictive nature of Salmon Run was one of the more accurate and recurring complains among all of the reviews
>>183195637
Yeah, I'm psyched to see the stuff these updates will bring. The first one brought really creative weapons and stages out in updates, so I expect to see some excellent content. I hope we get another Ranked mode or two
>>183196667
Wait are there no seekers in this game?
Also that N-ZAP '85 set looks pretty sexy
>>183196834
but what about the old one?Did Splatoon1's Agents agree to be agents 3 and 4 now that their heroes wanted in on octarian oppression?
>>183196925
I hope the scope of the updates live up to the first one, because honestly there isn't enough to justify buying the sequel other than the fact that I like the game enough. It's rushed, but that's what we're gonna have to deal with I guess.
>>183195718
multiplayer gives you cash and experience. Should we limit your ability to play that?
>>183196091
Idk who the fuck would hire you, since you'd have to be developmentally disabled to think that makes sense
>>183196925
>among all of the reviews
Reviewers get paid to play as many video games as possible as fast as possible and for only a few hours. Of course they can't see how this isn't a bad thing in the long run. The only reason people don't like it is because of instantly equating limited to bad
Also reviews in general are for sheep.
>>183196091
t. projecting NEET
I want a Splatoon x Arms crossover called Splarms
>>183197147
I don't feel like it is that rushed. It's just a bit sparse at launch, like the last one. Just be happy that we get more than one mode at launch. How the original got an 81 on metacritic when it launched with so little content is astounding
>>183196346
>Literally the ENTIRE plotline revolves around idols falling out of style and being forgotten, gives weight to Marie still managing to care about Callie even with Callie's "betrayel" and both being almost complete strangers to the public that once adored them. After the fighting is over at the end of the story, all is forgiven and they start again from the ground up as partners in what's meant to be a heartwarming ending that might give a third game potential for their return to stardom after staying together no matter what and give more meaning to their story and themselves as characters.
>"adurr durr just put em back in the news slot with an update nintendo"
>>183197053
Seekers got technically split into two different bombs. The Autobomb does the seeking and the Curling Bomb can slide on the floor, leave a trail of ink on the floor and blow people up.
>>183197526
Does the curling bomb move fast enough and go long enough to help you get to the center of the stage?
>>183197368
There is nothing positive at all from preventing you from playing online with friends when local play is always available. I don't mind the event style otherwise, but that is a ludicrous design decision
>>183197471
Yeah I can definitely say I'm happy it wasn't as rushed out as the first one. Holy shit, launching one mode and five maps was such a bad move on Nintendo, and they're super lucky how well it worked out in the end.
>>183196667
52 gal with point sensed baller... damn that sounds good
>>183196615
Nintendo's crazy enough to wait a few months so fans can "get to know Off the Hook, rather than switch to the ones they know right away", or some other bizzare logic. If It doesn't happen within the first 3 months or so, though, I'd say it's not happining besides maybe as a suprise with the last update in a year, though thats a huge strech.
Though if the last splatfest ends up being Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook then all 4 idols will host it even if the squid sisters never come back normally.
>>183196667
Why does Heavy Splattling get the string ray that's LITERALLY the worst special, splash down for being able to save yourself if someone gets close would make sense. Like just fuck up my favorite weapon huh?
>>183196667
W-where's the squiffer
>>183196690
>>183196883
You're all worrying way too much, we can't even be sure if the people talking about it have even gotten to the final boss yet. And if they have, then why won't they post something to prove it?
>>183197489
>more popular than ever
>get so much solo work they don't see each other any more
>still have signs in the square
>Still get their songs played on the radio
>still called "pop superstar Callie of the Squid Sisters" when she goes missing
>ahur durrr they aren't popular anymore
>>183197489
It's just kneejerk butthurt from the community.
Give it time.
>>183196667
Where's the squiffer? WHERE"S THE SQUIFFER IS IT NOT IN ATM???
Anyone have the art book ebook/ PDF yet?
>>183194346
You do know the local mode is always available, right? How hard can it be to go look for people who play this in the magical place known as "the real world"?
It's not like everyone on 4chan has no friends.
>>183198149
Most people haven't read Squid Sisters Stories it seems.
>Preparing to ship shift
>Money got taken out of checking account
COME ON AMAZON, DELIVERY ESTIMATE WHEN?! There's a nearby warehouse that can deliver in one day. Please Amazon.
>>183191006
Drawing
>>183198515
>Restricting the main feature of the new game is perfectly fine since you can play it with friends in real life!
Looks like the Nintendo Defense Squad is operating in full force. How can you even tolerate this ridiculousness?
How is the Ink Storm special
>>183198785
Show us
>>183191006
Playing Splatoon 1
Going to miss the Seeker and Kraken
RIP Aerospray
>>183191006
Watching my friend’s dogshe left me weed
People are getting their copies today and amazon is saying that mine still hasn't shipped
>>183198965
Here you go anon
>>183198927
>main feature
>as opposed to multiple new maps, weapon types, and not being on a dead console
The same way I can tolerate yours. Shouldn't you be shitposting on /v/?
After you beat the 3rd boss Marie tells you that Agent 3 is with Captan Cuttlefish traveling, and that they won't be back for a while.
Closest thing to a hint that the sisters do news again in an update, when they come back the sisters don't need to watch octavio anymore. I am aware that's a strech to a retarded degree but Off the Hook suck and I want them gone so I'm desprate.
What did Marie mean by this?
>>183199052
>not waiting until release day anyway
>>183199052
Its okay anon
At least you have a copy
And a switch
>>183199182
That's nice, but what is the 3rd boss anyway?
>>183199223
why would you wait?
>>183198515
People with real lives can't gather together every time they want to play a game with friends. And what if your gaming friends move away? Quit defending a shitty design choice
>>183199360
To be a good squid
>>183199182
am i the only person that likes off the hook
they feel totally unbalanced but it's okay
>>183199360
People who played Pokemon Sun and Moon online before release got fucked in the ass by jewtendo
So just play story mode with online off before release
>>183199448
I just feel like all the splatfests are gonna be one sided.
>>183199623
Oh fuck off with that shit. It's your own fault you pirated a game before it even came out and got banned. Anyone who did that shit deserved it.
>>183199623
How would they know who has an official early version or not
>>183199367
Meetup.com is a thing, cave dweller. Use it. That is, if your ass hasn't merged with the couch from sitting on it so long.
And most people with "real lives" wouldn't care since they don't play vidya every waking moment as you assume.
>>183199443
>not naughty squid
>Callie and Marie are locked behind the single player. They can replace Off the Hook in the Lobby.
Source?
>>183199771
Retards went online before the game came out and got their 3DS banned from online. The salt was delicious.
>>183199763
Did you even see the Japanese results? It wasn't a landslide at all over there, so quit assuming Clapistan is representative of the rest of the world.
>>183199763
>Oh fuck off with that shit. It's your own fault you pirated a game before it even came out and got banned. Anyone who did that shit deserved it.
There were people who got it early from a store
The pirates were actually totally unaffected since they could unban themselves, the non-pirates were the ones who were fucked
>>183199323It's not as bad as it seems.
>>183199323
Octostomp again, but with new tricks to make him harder.
>>183199985
My ass
>>183200036
kek I'm alright with this actually.
>>183198489
just buy it and support the devs. it's one of the best artbooks i own
>>183199985
I really want a source for this, everything I've heard tells me it's wrong but I want it to be right.
>>183200036
>>183200086
Details please or videos or both
>>183199783
>I use a website to meet people, unlike you
>that proves that I have an active social life and you don't!
right, most people don't play vidya every waking moment. So when they get around to playing it in their little bit of free time, they don't want to be arbitrarily restricted. Christ, I don't know why you feel the need to staunchly defend this one design flaw, but you're awful at it. I love splatoon and am psyched for 2, but I'm allowed to have issues with it. And you're super out of touch with normie society.
>>183199818
C U T E
>>183200036
kek love the text
>>183200345
>not playing splat 2 every waking moment
changes to ranked
>>183200553
Every moment I can, anon, trust me. I'm gunna be the best Brella/Brush player ever
>>183200345
Normie society doesn't care, because they tend to play more than one game at a time and are willing to spend their spare time doing other things as well. If you're going to have issues with it, at least admit you aren't especially blameless either.
Oh, and as a former TF2 player I can point to its Mann vs Machine mode as an example of what an always-active Salmon run would become: a ghost town where nobody plays unless it gets an update, and even then it can take longer to get matched up than it does to play the stupid thing.
>>183200898
>S-
also, source?
>>183194680
Really? So you can actually play with friends whenever you want?
>>183201324
only LAN play
>>183201106
this is a good reply/comment. very true about mvm
>>183201106
This, honestly. People don't realize it, but this was a good move. It can take half an hour just to get a match for MvM these days, or even longer.
>>183201106
I don't think constantly being able to set up online private salmon run would really hurt matchmaking time for solo random salmon run. And they already came up with a decent way to combat the low player count problem with Salmon run specific rewards. I'm pretty sure they are even separate from the rewards you get from local play. So, just keep the solo queue on timed events and keep the rewards different and special, and there is your incentive to play without the need to limit private lobbies
>>183200898
>S+1, S+2, S+3 not S++, S+++, S++++
>>183200898
Interesting that rank up and rank down progress are now seprate. I was wondering what those cracks were.
>>183200898
This seems needlessly complicated
>>183201858
This sounds like a goof idea, allow private matches but don't give shit on them other than the possibility to play. Keep the rewards for the normal Salmon Run.
>>183202094
Ride never ends
>>183202434
What's complicated about it?
Each modes has its own rank which doesn't caps at S+ but keeps going instead, that's pretty much it.
>>183202789
the deranking aspect of it seems complicated but I can just about wrap my head around it
>Clash Blaster unlocked at level 30
aw man.
>>183202486
Did you just call me a goof?
>>183197219
>multiplayer gives you cash and experience. Should we limit your ability to play that?
what a weak ass argument. you might as well bitch that there are no splatfests on 100% of the time.
since you are incapable of independent thought and critical thinking, splatfests would love their flair, and snails would be meaningless.
salmon run gives you nice rewards, and victory is not always guaranteed, just like splatfests
is anyone working on documenting the splatnet API? it would be pretty neat to integrate its features into discord bots and such
>>183201858
MvM had those too, both in regards to the rewards and the private servers. They were all but dead within a month at most as people got all the rewards in a relatively short time and saw no further need to play them afterwards. And the mode on its own simply didn't have enough appeal to hold onto players on it's own merits compared to the rest of the game.
If a major game with multiple established communities and thousands more players than Splatoon or its sequel are likely to get couldn't pull it off correctly, what chance would Salmon Run have?
>>183202789
Yeah, like >>183202941 said, I don't understand the point of the deranking system rather than just gaining or losing points. It sounds uncomfortably like a system designed as another level bar rather than a rank system. It's probably fine, though, and if it helps spread out the HUGE skill jumps between A+, S, and S+ then I'm all for it.
Guy named esclick is streaming single player on youtube. No commentary and he's doing the 4th boss now, If anyone cares.
>tfw still dont have a switch
>>183203485
So buy one
>>183203421
>spoiling the game before you play it in two days
why?
>>183199102
ANSCHLUSS
>>183203121
Splatfests are just turf war, not a separate mode, idiot. Not to mention that the conversation has continued while you were gone, and you're offering nothing new or even somewhat resembling intellectual discussion. The obvious solution would either be to have a separate prize pool or none at all for private online salmon run. Literally every mode "gives you nice rewards and victory isn't guaranteed". Your comparison doesn't even hold water, since victory in splatfest is determined outside of the gameplay, which is not the case for salmon run
>>183203794
good spoiler
>>183194680
>thinks you can play anytime with friends online
>>183203794
Which thing, YouTube is being a shit so I can't see it.
>>183203968
Oh shit, sorry about that. in reality I could've been wrong though.
>>183203306
Was MvM a scheduled, time restricted event outside of private servers? Because I don't want the event style removed, I just don't want it to restrict private lobbies. If that was the case for MvM and you think that private lobbies were the reason why the timed events couldn't even muster up players, then I guess there is some decent reasoning behind the choice, though we'll have to see if it actually pans out. If MvM solo queue was always available, then that's stupid, and I agree that Salmon Run should not work like that
>>183204238
You could do MvM any time you wanted, and you could get rewards from it if you gave Valve the right amount of shekels.
>>183199197
Marie acting like she's been on a date before
Found a few more. Thought it was contained to the item that has one hour expiration time but that doesn't seem to be the case.
>>183204238
The solo queue was always available but you need to buy tickets to play the Mann Up version that guarantees a reward at the end and you have to complete several sets of waves (or missions) to complete a "Tour of Duty" that gives a chance for the rarest rewards. All of which had to be in Mann Up mode, so you had to buy more tickets. And there was also another voucher you could buy (again, with real money) that guaranteed another reward.
But yeah, the public queue was always available. It just happened that you'd have to wait ten times longer than Splatoon matchmaking takes to find a group for the more rewarding version, and if you chose to go for the free one the wait could literally go on for hours. And that's why I'd rather have time restrictions to guarantee I can find a group instead of it being always available but devoid of active players. Also, we should be grateful that Nintendo has thus far resisted the lure of microtransactions in the games people actually care about.
>>183204402
>>183205545
Well, it sounds like Valve let greedy practices fuck with that mode (how shocking). Do you think if Salmon Run was kept as it is but with the additional option to play in rewardless private lobbies with friends at any time that the public queue would be that much worse off than without the option? Because the MvM situation is too different for a direct comparison
>>183206346
Hard to tell, but I'd rather play it safe, because it looks like a fun mode.
Honest question for those that beat splatoon 2.
Can we finally play as octolings, or get some sort of wig end game?
>>183206542
Fair enough. I'd rather have the option for private battles, but I understand your concern and perspective. Nice to have a well reasoned discussion on it, and thanks for the TF2 insight
>>183206346
MvM had that option too, and those were if anything even more dead than the public free queue. There just wasn't any point to doing it without the unique reward chance or the guaranteed reward and you sometimes had to literally beg people to actually join you.
>>183206595
Everything in the world points to no, which I'm sure someone who has the game will confirm. I could see it potentially coming in an update though. Imagine an Inkling vs Octoling Splatfest that ends with an update that then allows you to play as octolings
>still not shipped
>still “““arriving Friday”””
>>183207140
So, an allies v axis splatfest
What's the deal with Pearl and Marina's names then? I find it really hard to believe it's a ww2 reference.
>>183207895
I guarantee you it's just an unfortunate coincidence that people picked up on. Or one of the translators is having a giggle.
>>183207459
But the allies weren't the bad guys?
>>183207459
>>183207895
Imagine if there was an Allies vs Axis splatfest and we got the axis to win
>>183207895
I don't think it's supposed to be pun at all. Literally those are just their names.
>>183207140
I actually love this idea. Making the last Splatfest Pearl vs Marina seems too expected and similar to the first game, for the last one to end in Inklings (headed by Pearl) vs Octolings (headed by Marina) would be really cool. If you select team Octoling/Marina, you play as an Octoling for the whole duration of the Splatfest, while everyone on Inkling/Pearl obviously stays an Inkling. No matter who wins, they get over the beef at the end and it concludes with the addition of Octolings becoming part of the regular in-game selection.
>>183208160
The axis will win no matter what
>>183208160
It's be decepticon levels of fun
>>183208293
He lost there too
>>183208415
Persona didn't exist before 3 so no worries.
>>183208585
P2 characters get referenced in 3-5 though
>>183185602
>>183203421
This guy's only one level before the final boss, for those who want to see the leak in high quality with motion.
>>183207895
I find it disappointing that their names don't have a little twist to them
>callie + marie = calamari
>pearl + marina = ...
Turf war matchmaking is really shitting the bed for me.
>>183209250
What, you've never had Pearlmarina before?
>>183209250
Pearl harbor
>>183209431
>>183209652
would please stop your avatarfagging
>>183209431
>>183185602
Is that permanent
>>183209818
stop it
>>183203267
http://stat.ink/ will set up & create an API accessible quite shortly, I presume, e.g. https://splapi.fetus.jp/
>>183209930
Only until she gives birth to Octavio's child
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>183209930
Actually looks like Metroid Prime
you fucking killed her
>use callie and marie amiibos
>these amiibos incompatible please purchase the Pearl and Marina amiibos
>>183210283
>>183208784
>tokyo ghoul
>>183210564
>>183210469
FUCK I MEANT TO USE SPOILER TAGS FUCK FUCK
by this point nobody is here anyway who's trying to avoid spoilers though
anyway, reposting.
>>183210663do we know if she was brainwashed or not yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-1b541wFSg
>>183196667
>No Aerosprays have curling bombs
FUCK
>>183210843obviously
>>183210843
Are you retarded?
>>183211026yes
SHELDON THE MOTHERFUCKING HERO ON HIS FLYING TRUCK
>just release a day early you japs!
I WANT TO MAKE MUH AUTISM SQUID THE FASHION CALLS ME!
>>183209930
So this is the consequences of the last Splatfest...
>Mariefags get the privilege of being bossed around, by their favorite idol.
>While she's making tons of cheesy-puns (which Splatoons World is characterized by), with an entire single-player campaign's worth of screen-time.
>While Calliefags get to watch the devs, place the bait to fetish-artist.
>To make degrading Mind-Break / Body-Modification / NTR-tagged doujinshis of arguably the most innocent-minded and child-like character in the game, whose smile, they swore to protect.
Plz, don't do this to my sweet, summer child...
>>183211285
O C T O ' D
>>183211285
Does shadman still do commissions?
HOLY FUCK BEST MODE + BASED SHELDON
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
>>183194346
its so you fags dont go pussying out and play pvp
Should I bother checking if EB will give me it early?
>>183203739
>Splatfests are just turf war, not a separate mode
not an argument. the game mode does not matter in the sense that you get nice rewards for doing it.
Salmon rewards you with tickets to use for food/drink that helps you pick your own stats pretty much.
This is pretty big, and they do not want them devalued that much from having it available all the time.
simple as that.
>>183211245
They need time to reach to level 30 bro. So once you start up the game for the first time and head into the multiplayer, you'll get a nice beat down.
Who the fuck cares for world wide release? Japanese come first, everyone else second.
fucking. cool.
>>183209930
literally the Splatoon version of a Queen of Spades tatoo
>>183211882
i wanna be 30 so bad. i wanna try the clash blaster
>>183211907that fucking music
>>183211413
Don't you fucking dare!
>>183211285
Fetish artists would've done it anyway even without the prompting.
>>183211907
And you guys said the music was bad. Shows me how much some people here know...
>>183209930
>my next tattoo
Since inklings are basically ink constructs a tattoo shouldn't be permanent in any way
squid sisters amiibo confirmed to doNOTHING except giving you gear, at this point, it seems
wtf nintendo
Just showed the amiibo on stream, just like I said before. Nothing but the first game's hero outfit and taking selfies with them.
Meanwhile Marie's keeping an eye on Octavio until Cuttlefish gets back, and Callie isn't even around. At least that sugjests he will come back and maybe the squid sisters will return then.
>>183212427spoilery gear. They give you more shit the higher you get. I'm betting Callie gives you her Octo'd duds
>>183212427what gear
Post yfw you get your first kill in Spla2n
>>183212101
And i have to wait until level 17 just to use Jet squelcher. I don't want to deal with fucking chargers close up!
>>183212685
>>183212685
>>183212641
>>183212605
>>183212427no clue, more will be unlocked over time as you battle i guess
https://streamable.com/ob2x6
Hey guys after over a decade or so of mousing over spoiler tags to reveal nothing that was actually a spoiler so please just stop using spoilers all together.
thank you
>>183212685
>>183212782
>>183212641Callie gives the splat1 armor replica, Marie gives the splat1 hero replica.
Are you anons considered furries?
>>183212685
>>183212685
>Just a straight up p-90
Octostomp is back Bae-B!
So Marie said she'll watch octavio till Captan Cuttlefish comes back, and in an interview the devs said Captan Cuttlefish might come back in an update
Squid Sisters news update coming soon?
>>183212182
i know there will always be fetish-artists drawing vile things.
My worries are more along the line is that, the majority of the Callie artwork post Sploon 2 is going to focus either, on her being sad and depressed, with no spark or life left in her smiles, or a hypnotized pawn.
>>183213034
fuck no, i like little (2d) girls, not animals
Since I have a feeling we are getting new weapons and maps in the future, what ideas do you guys think will be great?also, is there a way to get these ideas to Nintendo or anyone that can?
I always thought an ability called 'Vampire' would be good, everytime you splat, you get about 1/6 of your tank. Also reduced your ink recovery
>>183213265
There will be a whole year of updates. I hope you can hold your breath for 365 days.
>>183213481
There's plenty of sane artists left, don't you worry. Worst case, they're easily bribed.
>>183213686
NOA doesnt actually do anything so unless you're Japanese no
>>183210991
WHOA WHOA WHOA CONSIDER THISEvery Octoling wears the hypnoshades except one. Every Octoling is out to kill you except one. Marina. Marina does not wear these hypnoshades and is perfectly innocent. Could it be that the hypnoshades are what make the Octolings truly evil? That DJ Octavio is the only evil Octarian? That we could get playable Octolings that are not controlled by Octavio to be evil?
>>183213984
Some of the minions dont wear shades
>>183213984
i'd believe this.the sunken scrolls make it seem like marina defected or her hypnosis was "broken" when agent 3 defeated dj octavio last time and she heard the squid sisters music. since they saved her, woulda been cool to see her make an appearance too to save callie
>>183213725
If it's not in the first 3 months or so, It probably won't happen until the last update. And if it does happen as the last update it'll be alongside the Off the Hook vs Squid Sisters splatfest most likely, as the midway super splatfest.
>>183214057
Maybe not the Octarians but the full-on Octolings all do
>>183213984
>>183214140
That actually makes sense.Marina is the only Octoling that's accepted in squid society and that's because she's sweet as pie and musically talented. All the other Octolings have goggles on. They're likely being brainwashed to believe that the Inklings believe that they're superior and therefore need to take them down when in reality, they could probably integrate pretty easily into squid society.
>>183191006
I won't have the Switch for another week so hopefully I'll still be able to find games on Splatoon 1.
I just wanted to say thank you guys for using spoiler tags and spoiler images instead of just posting them out in the open
I know it's a rule, but most people tend to forget or just don't do it at all
>>183213984What's gonna happen if the Inkling's find out about this? You think they'll go out of their way to help the Octolings out and overthrow their oppressors?
>>183214471
According to the artbook, Octarians are subservient by nature.
Octolings probably have to be conditioned and brainwashed to follow Octavio's orders.
Octo Valley is North Korea confirmed
>>183191006
Probably going to play Splatoon 1 tomorrow and play Slime Rancher today.
>>183214327
Worst case, it's not like the Splatoon 1 servers are going anywhere just yet.
>>183207140
>M-m-m-maybe they'll add playable octolings in a future update...???
Lmfao. We literally were hoping for playable octoling for a year and a half after Splatoon 1 released. They're not coming until the devs at Nintendo see the series declining. They realize they can be fucking lazy and just keep them as a Panic Button.
>>183214693
What's going to happen is after meeting Marina the Octopus Fever sweeps the nation and young inkling boys will want exotic strong Octozon girlfriends
>>183214734
>Octo Valley is NK
>Oppressive regime and conditioning
>Inkopolis is SK
>Idols are highly revered
>>183213984Wasn't there an interview with the game's developers, during Splatoon 1's era, where they mentioned, Octavio uses music to control the octarians in a slave-like manner?
>>183214675
of course, anon! i'm impressed by your willpower and if you're actually managing to avoid spoilers while being in this thread (or really online at all)
>>183214859
smart move desu
>>183213006That's everything but the Octoling gear, Capn's hat and the promo stuff. I bet the sisters give the other gear and hat
>>183215138
if you haven't noticed, the captain's hat is seen in the background of flow's headgear shop
>>183214776
wonder when they'll shut them down anyhow. probably another year at least, i'd imagine
>>183214693I'm trying to think of a Asasad fish pun but can't
Watch it ship tomorrow night, fuck you Amazon.
Wouldn't it be funny if the world of Splatoon had an apex predator? Something that feeds on all life and would stop at nothing to devour everyone? I'm talking about a thing so terrifying that it would unite Inkling's, Octarians, and Salmonids just out of sheer fear alone?
>>183215460
Pearl
>>183214776
The squid sisters not doing news isn't enough for me not to play the game, it's only enough for me to bitch about it in here.
>want to get new joycons
>paranoid of getting first wave shipments that have the desync issue
>yellow joycons are never in stock
Shit sucks man
>>183215460
Sheldon
>>183214859
I don't expect or even care all that much if it happens. I just thought it was a fun idea.
>>183215460
Bears
>>183215460Humans waking up from cryostasis, with a massive, military-grade submarine as a base of operation?
So asking a quick question, anything about getting those neat octo shades as gear for the multiplayer?
Anyone here use a tentacle dildo?
No?
Okay then
Is the pro-controller worth it? Is there anywhere I can try one?
>>183216524
I saw a picture of one but it just looks like one of the octarian underlings
>>183216604
Do you think the joy-con is slightly too small?
>>183216604
it's worth it for the right stick being properly aligned.
throw in excellent comfort and insane battery life, there's literally no reason not to buy one.
unless $70 causes you not to eat for like a week. if you have the cash, you won't regret it.
>>183215981
I can see it now.The last of humanity and their greatest minds seek to reclaim the world and have trouble with all sentient species. After a few run ins, humans learn that Inklings, Octarians, and Salomnids are pretty much afraid of water due to it easily dissolving any one of the three down. Humanity builds up their weapons on sea bound bases, but are smart enough to trigger a war between all three species by easily manipulating them into scandals amongst each other. When everyone is at their weakest, the last human's in existence pretty much obliterate everyone that opposes them. Afterwards the humans learn about zapfish, kettles, and the other technologies of the world they once knew. Eventually the ages of humans begins again.
>>183216604
I enjoy it, if you got the cash and you're not overpaying from someone reselling above the standard price, go for it.
>>183214570
here's an idea on how squid sisters news and playable octolings could happen at once>beat single player
>update happens
>squid sisters come on for the news
>"Off the Hook are both missing!"
>"we'll cover for them till they get back."
>go to Octo Canyon
>Cuttlefish is there
>"Octavio's escaped! He's probably doing bad things right now!"
>do some new, harder levels and bosses (with maybe both squid sisters on the radio?)
>Off the Hook are helping octavio during the final boss, wearing hypnoshades
>can't snap them/pearl out of it because there's not enough of a connection between them and the sisters
>have to shut down the system powering the hypnoshades
>final phase is you and a swarm of unhypnotised, angry octolings beating the shit out of Octavio
>unlock playable octolings now that they aren't evil
>you get the choice to switch the newscasters back to Off the Hook or leave it as the Sisters
>cuttlefish covers single player replays from now on
Now watch the real thing not be as cool or just not happen at all.
Is the digital release time always midnight local time, or do they do it country by country? Wondering if I can start playing Thursday at 9pm PST(assuming servers hold up).
>>183212685
>>183215285
I cancelled mine since it got to today and they didn't ship it yet
digital's good enough for me I guess, plus you get more good goy points for a digital copy
>>183217198
It launches at 12AM EST for north america
t. someone who bought MK8D and ARMS at launch on the eshop
it might be different in europe, i'm not sure
Tomorroooooow
>>183216604
If you have the cash to throw down, then yes it's worth it. If you need to eat cup noodles for two weeks to pay for it, use the joycon controller.
>>183207895
Maybe it foreshadows there role in splatoon 3 where they become the villains
>>183217535
Sick, thanks. Were you able to download mk8 and arms right away?
A moment to remember what started it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L54s2m1dPs
>>183218097
Different anon here but yes.
i remember when everyone thought rollers were OP and chargers were shit
remember when people thought painting walls helped?
>>183214859
Would they even amount to anything beyond a cosmetic option? Seems like a pretty minor thing for something so badly demanded, and it wouldn't even have an effect on the game like gear.
>>183215680
Realistically, it sounds like a stretch for them to just make an option to completely replace Off the Hook with the Squid Sisters without resorting to copypasting their lines from Splatoon 1, and Off The Hook would still end up doing the Splatfests due to the likelihood that some people just won't do single player. I'd like them back too, but I'm figuring they'll grow on me and/or others in time.
>>183217158
Who are we kidding, they won't be doing anything close to that.
>>183218097
same anon from before but i wanted to reaffirm what >>183218395 said, you can download it as soon as you buy it
>>183218208
https://youtu.be/NCq6D6cdcA4
>hearing this track for the first time
it's so simple yet so effective
>>183218208
The maps were so much bigger in this version
Any idea of what the later sunken scrolls say? Any more lore information?
>>183218674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSQKPNuJ5I
It's even better with the psychedelic intro, that only show up when you boot up the game for the first time.
does this indicates that Marina used to be evil
>>183218963
>Marina goes from being an octarian buttslave to being an inkling buttslave
truly had a hard life
>>183219031
She loves that squid shota dick
>>183218963Probably. Now that we know that Octolings are kept in submission via brainwashing, the Squid Sisters likely aided in breaking Marina free.
>tfw saw the sunken scroll that explain why there is a lil judd now
this fucking game is dark
>>183219221
context?
>>183219221
Don't tell me they tried to bioengineer another Judd, just like the same thing for Helix in ARMS.
Because that sounds like a bit of a copout.
>>183219429
>>183219353lil judd its a clone and the pod is not a freezing pod instead is a cloning machine
>>183219221
But he's so cute and fluffy
>>183219523lmao2cat
>>183219523
Didn't the first game say it was a freezing pod?
>>183219523
but the first game said it was a cryogenic freezing pod you dolt.
>>183219683
oh...
>>183219683LMAO2CAT!!1
>>183219128
Notice she didn't have the Octoling goggles there either.
>>183219575
Excellent post
>>183212762
underrated post
>game made by Animal Crossing devs
>no customizable interactive squidpartments
Any sunken scrolls regardingwhat happened to humans?
>>183197489
You don't expect there to be any story updates?
lol, wat a dumas
>>183212685
The first of many
So Amazon didn't give me a shipment confirmation yet but I see a pending charge for the amount on my CC so it looks like they're just not sending confirmation until it's fully accepted by the carrier
>>183220631
First game already explains this. Rising tides wiped out humans and all other animal life on land.
>>183218963
>Agent 3 canon girl inkling
>>183218478
I mean, making a second set of lines isn't really that much work, especially if it doesn't have to be ready for launch. Same goes for splatfests, they can just have 2 sets of lines for them and have the hosts be whoever you picked. Regardless, If the last splatfest is Off the Hook vs Squid Sisters, all 4 will host regardless of anything else, maybe with a blurb you have to finish single player before you can do this fest or something.
Does this map match any we've seen so far?
>>183220891
same here. says "shipping today' as well
>>183221176
>>183221176
You're expecting far too much here. They're not going to double down worrying about splatfest dialogue depending on if you've actually beaten single player or not and potentially causing confusion among players by splitting shit up like that. That alone invalidates a idol based fest at the end because it's entirely possible people still wouldn't have beaten single player.
It's pearl and marina and it always will be until Splatoon 3. Deal with it.
>>183221176
Maybe, but still they'd also have to re-add the models, the voiced parts, and so on (unless you'd be fine with all of that being copypasted, I don't care either way but I expect someone probably does).
Also, did any of the leaks mention where Callie went after the completion of hero mode? I'm guessing she went back to her performing work but that's just my guess.
>>183221514
Looks like an imbalanced Resort
>>183221681
More likely they'll throw in some more songs from them as the updates continue or some other cameo somewhere.
oh hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2dciA-gnQ
>>183222065
The cock jokes make themselves.
For that alone Off The Hook is now awesome.
>amazon finally charged me
>status changed to prepairing for shipment
>live 15-20 minutes from the nearest fulfillment center
>if they ship it tonight USPS I should have it tomorrow evening
Because all the stars are aligning here I'm expecting them to send it fedex and have it end up in Brazil or some shit.
>>183221953>The floor is the same as the plaza from splatoon 1
DEEPEST
>>183221953>about to fight the final boss and save Callie
>"hey durr, i liek REALLY need u to use this weapin"
Is Sheldon autistic?
>>183221779
She's not anywhere as far as leaks can tell. Now all the Calliefags are pulling for an update just so they can see their waifu again.
And to be fair, they have the models from single player, they both wear their outfits for the final boss (and amiibo things). The voices can be copy pasted and no-one would care, so they just need animations (which might be copy pasted, maybe with additions) and dialogue. Plus, Pearl says at the end "It's too easy being the best ith no compitition" in refrence to Callie coming back, so they're just gonna have Pearl say that and not actually give her the compitition? Between that and the Cuttlefish thing, there's at least some ammount of hinting.
>>183221681
I don't know what would be so confusing about getting to chose who your splatfest hosts are, or saying you have to beat single player to play the last splatfest two years in because Callie needs to be saved for it to happen. Though fine, the sisters don't do splatfests. What's stopping them from doing the regular news and cutting to Off the Hook when It's splatfest time?
You've probably already seen this statistic, but Splatoon 2 has 933k preorders in japan alone.
VG chartz says that 4.25 million Switches have been sold so far.
With japan alone, on day one, that would be a 23% attach rate.
That's fucking insane and it's a conservative guess too.
With digital sales, walk-ins, and other regions, I have no idea what the true attach rate will be, but it's going to be astronomical.
By the way, since the start of the week Nintendo's stock has gone up like 6%, so that's cool to,
>>183222828
It is a little suspicious, I'll give it that. We'll have to wait and see, it's not like Nintendo to be that ambitious with major updates but it could still theoretically happen I guess.
huh. looks like the SS are cool with Octavio hanging around for some reason. maybe it helps that he likes their music
>>183222765the hero shot should be the most upgraded weapon in agent 4's arsenal by the time they reach octavio. i'd say it makes sense
>>183223192
I'm holding out hope for three months and if by then we haven't least got an interview where they say "we're thinking about having the squid sisters return" then it's a no. They could add them with the last update in that case but I wouldn't expect anything.
i dont even play this game i came here for the lewds
>>183223559
What's the point of introducing two new idols when they're not even important or interesting, The squid sisters would've been just fine.
>>183223559
Looks more like he's passed out if you ask me.
>>183223792
because the waifu wars were drying up
we needed some new content to fight over
>>183223792
Because the hero mode story would've made it impossible for them to be in their old role in Inkopolis News.
>>183219683
>experiment on your own cat hoping to help him cope with being the last mammal on earth in the distant future
I didn't ask for this sadness that you've bestowed upon me.
cute.
>tfw little judd is always on the opposing team's side
84 was deserved
>>183224013
i wonder if the story would've been different if callie won the splatfestcallie wouldn't have been able to snipe off marie's hypnoshades
how do i get good
>>183224310
Dance girl
>>183224387
Something something roller flick when they're not looking.
Also, trickier to turn the name of Tide Goes Out into an attack compared to Bomb Rush Blush.
>>183224458
52gal
>>183224731
thanks
>>183218963
It's Possible
How did she even met pearl if she used to bepart of the octarian army?
>>183224608
A tidal wave of ink with small gaps you have to quickly swim into? Like the flooders, but tide-themed.
It would be weird for the hero armor to be the only thing callie and marie unlocks when nintendo embargoed them but not the others
>>183224939
Might work, though Octavio does already have that charging ink shower attack already so it might be redundant.
My local Target started selling the full game physical download code. Does anybody know if that would work before release date?
>>183224948
Nintendo's crazy, they totally would. Hell, that's the reason the Squid Sisters don't return to news after single player and it's the biggest reason they might not return in an update either.
>Amazon still hasn't shipped
>>183225529
>he went physical
>>183225529
>not going to a retailer and buying it on launch day
>>183224824
Maybe agent 1 or 2 was actually Pearl. we still don't know anything about these two.
>>183212685
>>183225651
>>183225735
Defend This
>>183225268
It should, since reviewers' download codes worked. Try it out and report back, the worst that will happen is you can't use it until tomorrow night.
>>183225735
>not buying and installing moments after release digitally
>>183225268
It won't. Amazon jp sent me my code, but it can't be redeemed until tomorrow.
>>183226610
Use discord. End of story.
>tfw have to wait min 5 mins for every turf war match
Dead game
>>183226610
>needing voice chat for Splatoon
>>183226690
>Not being on the developement team and play testing the game before launch
>>183226610
>not using Discord
>>183226984
How do you use Discord through one set of headphones, though?
>>183226610
the adapter is for mixing the audio channels for both the game and voice chat together and is not required for voice chat
the only thing needed for voice chat is a smartphone, which literally everyone has (unless you're insanely poor, in which case you shouldn't be fucking buying video games)
the only indefensible thing is how it's not just a part of the game. it should have been in the game at the start, without an extra step like an app
although, even if there was an option in the game, people would just use discord anyway
So what kind of merch are these two gonna get? amiibo? plushies? live concerts? I doubt they'd reach the squid sisters popularity at this point especially after the story mode of this game.
>>183224113
Well, maybe Judd should go ahead and meetMr.Grizz.
How long can the shitty internet bans go for? Just 5 minutes?
When's the Wii U version of Splatoon 2 coming out?
>>183226690
>wasting what little built-in harddrive space you have on a 5GB game
tfw the game releases, but your favorite weapon there yet
>>183227896
I'm buying the smaller, more multiplayer oriented games digitally so it's easier to switch to them
I'm buying bigger, singleplayer games physical so they don't take up all the space
>>183227845
May 29, 2015
>>183227896
It's 3 gigs
>he doesn't have spare 100gb+ micro SD cards laying around
>>183180718
Reported to Nintendo.
>>183227970
i hear that
>>183226965
No. You simply weren't that person and we all know it.
what dank new memes will be squidified this time around?
>>183227140
Insert headset into pc and join discord
Listen to game through television or switch
Song selection percentages for normal stages
Inkcoming - 18%
Dont Slip - 18%
Endolphin Surge - 18%
Undertow - 18%
Rip Entry - 18%
Shellfie - 2.4%
Split and Splat - 2.4%
Hooked - 2.4%
Sucker Punch - 2.4%
Calamari Inkantation - .2%
Ink Me up - .2%
>>183228553
>Ink Me up - .2%
I'm squiggered
>>183228553
"Why Isn't Callie anywhere after single player? How hard would it have been to copy over her standing animation from the first game, give her a couple lines, and put her next to Marie in Octo Canyon?"
A lot of Calliefags are gonna post things like this come friday, but I think this is a good thing. Why? Because ninty didn't feel the need to put her anywhere at launch because she'll have a major role in an update soon after. It may not be the news, but the Squid Sisters do something outside single player, so ninty gimped out on them in the postgame Octo Canyon at launce since it'll be diffrent in a few months.
what an underwheling final boss
>>183229280
Said nobody currently over here.
>>183229280
I thought it was cool. It just pales in comparison to the original.
>>183228553
>splattack nowhere on the list
percentage of bullshit - 100.0%
>>183229280srsly tho, how can you say that?
>>183229508
I thought it was much more exiting than the original!
>>183229806
>shilling for free
Sonyggers are desperate.
>shipped
yo blackbeltgamingyt showing hero brella gameplay on twitch
>>183229994
Lucky you, anon. Mine is still "shipping today."
>>183229994
WEST COAST WORST COAST
FUCK THE LIBS
>>183229806
>using a tripcode
Who are you supposed to be again?
>>183229806
>Uncharted 4
Where's the game?
>God War
There's the game. Problem is nothing ever feels the same, huh?
>And they gonna make a Knack 2!
Now what'chu gotta do? Ha!
>>183229806
But can I play Splatoon in my car with it
>>183200206
;_; but but
>>183230237
And the only other relevant portable system competitor (PS Vita) is more dead than my social life. So...
>>183230157
I'm on the east coast, and about an hour/1.5 hours from the Amazon distribution center, and about 1 hour from both UPS and USPS distribution centers. This is universal.
>getting switch tomorrow
>getting splatoon 2 friday
>>183230461
I know I do too but you're probably gonna get earlier then me brother
>>183221953
i expected an actual rock remix of bomb rush blush wtf
npthing but disappointment
>>183230462
you say that with such certainty
>>183227367
I'll just be using discord since my PC is right next to my switch, and my phone has to be rooted to have basic functionality since HTC let me down on the firmware updates, and Nintendo apps block rooted phones.
Sadly, I doubt there is any way for me to mix the audio channels of my PC and switch together for the optimal experience.
>>183214764
never played, what does woomy mean
>>183230639
Confidence pays off
>>183215629
kek
>>183230872
better prepared than confident, i sayprepared for disappointment
Is anyone else afraid to use their Switch in docked mode? Last time I tried was the test fire and it made the system run so hot that it felt like the leather seat of a car that's been in the sun all day.
>>183231126
I want to smooch depressive anon on the cheek
>>183229994
>mfw
Fucking reddit. I don't even know why I try to have a discussion with those blind fanboys who would defend Nintendo to the ends of the Earth
Why isn't Callie anywhere in the post game?
>>183231301
This is about the Salmon Run schedule btw
>>183217116
water doesn't dissolve inklings
>>183231258
no need
i got mine at the midnight release, as one of six who didn't preorder
waited six hours to keep my spot
as i said, preparation > confidenceat least when you can prepare anyway
>>183230572
>rock remix
Are you an idiot?
>>183231548
It kills them, end of story. We all know this. If an Inkling is primarily made of Ink and their own ink is easily washed away/dissolved by water of all things, what you think happens if an Inkling swan dives into the ocean?
>>183231301
Technically it's your fault for going to reddit in the first place.
>>183231851
>tfw Knee Deep in the Ink
>>183230872
thats fucking adorable
>>183231367
She goes back to the valley to feed her addiction to octo dicks.
>>183219878
the 1st also said ink disappeared on its own but look where we're at now
>>183230157
nuke seattle
So can you use Callie amiibo after clearing story mode?
>>183232130
>Octo dicks
B-but anon, the only things that could even have dicks in the first place are Octolings. But their all female to begin with, how could that be possible?
>>183232267
Day 1 secret ninja DLC
If you miss Callie just put her amiibo by your TV as you play. Then you can see her whenever you want
>>183231367
>>183229056
Long story short, ninty was lazy with her now because she'll be important in an update soon. At least that's what I think
>>183231367
She still has performances to put on, remember what the Squid Sisters stories said?
>>183231934
Respawn points exist, dummy.
>>183232327
No, it's confirmed to be unlocked by playing hero mode, since it's clearly not day 1 yet.
>>183232475
It doesn't do anything until day 1
>>183232267
Yeah it gives you the hero outfit from the first game and you can take a photo with her. So nothing special compaired to the generic squid amiibos. Same with Marie, she gives you the armored version of the hero outfit from 1.
>>183232524
See above.
>>183232524
That guy who first showed the final boss on the stream used it and they worked fine. He got the Splatoon 1 hero gear from them, and it's still the 19th over here.
>Server maintenance until 1700 JST
FUCKKKKK
Well at least I can focus on hero mode now.
>>183232792
When you clear the last boss, see if Marie says anything different after you talk to her.
Also, confirm if the Hero weapons become available in the store by using each weapon in all the stages.
>>183229806
>Destiny 2, Uncharted 4: A Thieves End, God of War, Horizon: Zero Dawn and Gran Turismo Sport
Do people genuinely enjoy playing any of these?
>>183233110
I'll play Destiny 2 on PC
>>183228505
that cephalopod shota ass
>there are posters in this general complaining about not having a Switch yet didn't buy one when preorders went live
>>183233325
I canceled my preorder because I could only get a grey one and waited until I could get a neon one
>open /vg/
>newfag
>see splatoon thread
>interested to see what might lurk inside
>start going down the thread
>suddenly i see stuff about the game being out and final boss video
>dafuq? last time i saw something about splatoon was 2 days ago
>spoiler tags everywhere
>like an idiot open the spoiler images and spoilertags
and now i have been spoiled completely for being an idiot
>>183229056
sure.
>>183233325
I preordered one the moment they went live and still had to call amazon a dozen times in 2 days before they finally fucking sent me on 3 days after launch.
>>183233459
Who are you quoting?
>>183231235
That's normal, switch gets very hot while docked, there's a reason the vent is on top and the dock doesn't have anything above it by design, so as long as theres air room don't worry about it. Well made electronics are designed to withstand heat they generate.
If your switch ever gets heated to the point of actual damage occuring it shuts itself off as a safety feature, so unless that's already happened you're fine.
>>183233459
>post saying poster is a newfag and an idiot
way to make an entrance
>>183230850
sound girl inkling makes
>>183230185
But what about No Man's Sky
i wish there were more cute species besides octolings and inklings.
i want to fuck a squid
Is it wrong i have the inkling girl amiibo but no switch or anything to use it on? I don't even own a Nintendo console.
>>183233561
i worded it badly, i meant i saw >>183180718 and then stuff like this >>183211430 but i swear i saw a video about the final boss somewhere in there and made the connection that the game had been out, actually now i'm wondering how that dude got a copy or even a box of the game
>>183234008
HOTGLUE
>>183234008
It makes you an idiot with a poor grasp of the value of money.
>>183234008
It's ok as long as you haven't hotglued it.
>>183233876
>tfw no dolphin girl
Will she ever appear?
>>183234072
I got it around a year and a half year ago it was pretty cheap.
Did Callie fuck any squids while being brainwashed?
>>183234008
no, inkling girl is fucking cute
i never played splatoon except a demo and never owned the U or switch but i still own inkling girl figure
>>183233110
I thought Uncharted 4 was really fucking boring, I don't get what all the hype was about, just felt like a generic third person shooter with assassins creed parkour to me
>>183230132
same here :(
>>183234238
She was penetrated in every orifice by Octavio's tentacles
Does anyone have the twitter link of the guy who made all the S2 countdown drawings that are posted here frequently?
Fresh OC
>>183234596
I feel like this was the motto behind the final boss music
The actual fuck were they thinking
>>183234164
yeah. shesin the phone app
made a lil Judd to take with me to the Nintendo Lounge at SDCC tomorrow.
Sometimes you're just desperate for discussion
Is it out in Gookland yet?
>>183235000
Wow, well done dude, that's amazing.
>>183196250
Good thing you can rake your Switch with you to work.
>>183235000
Looks really cute, anon, well deserved are your trips.
>>183234908
I'm thinking you have shit taste.
>>183230157
>not having prime and getting 20% off
Any aussies here? How popular is the multiplayer in our region?
>>183235196
The only good song is a remix of the best song from the first game and it sounds a tad worse. The other two are honestly meh (phase 2) or awful (phase 1).
>>183235125
>>183235172
Thanks.
Kinda just made him impulsively today.
>>183235291
its always bad until your country admits that bad internet is bad and does something to fix it
>>183235404
Just proving the shit taste point again here.
>>183228505
I'm enjoying the multiple iterations of Pearl and Marina so far. We only ever got cute drawings of Callie and Marie so this is nice
>>183235000
really good, anon!
>>183226610
>using VC for splatoon
>ever
>>183235612
because it's impossible to make Callie and Marie not look cute.
Pearl and Marina are just naturally ugly
How did you track your stats in Splatoon 1? Its been so long since I've used the site, I forgot the name.
What are your plans for launch day, /ink/?
>>183235865
splatnet
>>183235942
Am I supposed to notice the butt?
>>183235942
download,go to MP and destroy some gooks,team up with my friends and go full monster hunter on the salmonoids,then save callie
>>183235942
A little hero mode first, probably get bored, regular matches for a while, then ranked after i git sufficiently gud
>tfw no friends with switch to play private matches
>>183235942
When the first one launched, I was sick so I got to camp out on the couch and play all weekend. I work Saturday morning but it's mid-morning so I'm ordering a pizza and doing Turf War with some friends
>>183235942
>what the fuck am i doing with my life
>>183235962
Thanks
Are there any good Splatoon wallpapers?
>>183235942
I'm gonna see Dunkirk and should be out 30 minutes before launch
>>183233727
aw thats adorable
>>183233876
yeah anything really
The devs said in an interview that Cuttlefish might come back, and Marie says in the postgame that she's going to guard Octavio until Cuttlefish gets back
So the devs basically said there might be an update where Marie is free to do something outside single player.
#MIGA
Ngyesh!
What do you get from playing the DDR minigame?
>>183236986
Possibly, though I wouldn't count on it.
>>183237608
Satisfaction.
Is the Squid Girl gear returning?
>>183237608
Sadness because it reminds you squid jump is kill.
>>183237767
Probably not unless they do another collab.
>>183234593
here you go senpai, went out of my way to look for it because I love you <3
https://twitter.com/MURAMASA_geso?lang=en
Alright I went a few threads back and cannot find it.
Anyone have that pic saved of an Orange Woomy walking into an apartment with a bag and there is an Octoling on her knees watching TV waving around two glowsticks?'
I cant stop thinking about it for some reason
>>183235942
going straight to ranked and staying there, like i did with the first splatoon.I've yet to beat the single player on it.
>>183238036
Thanks Anon.
>>183235404
Nah.
Is it out in Japan?
>>183236038
yes
:^)
>>183237680
His actual words were "it's not out of the question he might come back" which to me sounds like "I can't admit anything yet", especially since his return is mentioned in game. Though either way, it's a maybe they've set up as likely, so I am willing to count on it, though the Sisters might do something else besides the news when they come back.
>>183236345
I like how they're both like, well played M.A.D.
>>183238121
>>183238746
Thank you.
>>183235942
>go to work
>grab copy off my porch when I get home at 3
>play story mode
>go online and inkroll plebs to oblivion :^)
>>183236798
looks more like honey but lemon clearly wins
>>183239220
>implying I wont come by and steal it while youre at work
>>183238160
But why, it's basically a better mario galaxy even though it's kinda short
why can't you change weapons in the lobby
you got 20m to send me my woomies before I go full-on baby-didnt-get-his-tendies apeshit on you, amazon
almost just 24 hours left
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/party?iso=20170720T21&p0=137&msg=Splatoon+2%21&font=hand&csz=1
>>183239823
i'm playing it now, it's pretty good. should be able to clear it by release.
>>183240761
>gamestops in my area do not have enough preorders to justify midnight release
fuck
>>183235942
Mad rush for level 4 and then Salmon Run if it's live.
So is anyone here going digital?
>Fine Disperser and Flattomat
>>183239901
If I had to take a wild guess its so matchmaking takes as little time and the servers get in as many matches as possible due to fixed map rotations on a timed schedule. Mario kart 8 Deluxe lets you swap karts in between races but that comes at the cost of waiting for the full countdown almost every time cause there's always some shitwick changing their stuff every other race and it adds up fast when everyone is waiting on one fucking guy. It works in that game though because the course selection is constantly shifting and there's no real rush besides people wasting their free time, but with fixed maps in Splatoon you should know off the bat what stages you're going into, so the game expects you to have your stuff already prepared so it can matchmake people as quickly as possible.
So the voicechat app uses the phones mic? how aids is that
>>183185602
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>183241067
9pm thursday
>>183241183
what are some of the other german names?
>>183241184
on mk8dx though there's like this fuckin wheel you have to go through to find parts and it takes fuckin forever
in splatoon you just pick a weapon off a grid
All these people complaining about the way voice chat for splatoon 2 will work like they don't remember the way it used to be.
>>183211413
>rolled over to thursday
>amazon still says expected to ship the 19th
well that's helpful
So close...
On a scale of 1-10 how excited are you?
>>183186582
A betrayal would have been so much better, especially if it ends with a cheesy tearjerker.
>Why'd you go through all this just to find me. You don't NEED me!
>OF COURSE I DO! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
>>183241382
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Main_Weapon
>>183190865
Are...are those her panties peeking out of her pants.
>Expected to ship Jul 19
>It's not Jul 19 anymore
IT WASN'T WORTH THE 20% OFF
>>183241891
eleventeen
>>183185602
And I didn't think it was possible to want to fuck her more than I already did,
>Sorry we sold out on splatoon 2
How bad is the shitposting going to be on /v/ when sales info come out? I'm scared.
Shooting Starfish is a fucking JAM holy shit
>>183241559
how many more versions of this image can we get?
>Turbo Speck Thrower
>Express Devastator
>>183185602What would the octolings gain with Callie as an ally anyway?
>>183242409
When is it never not bad there?
>>183242605
tfw native language is spanish but strange ghetto spanish so its not as corny as normal spanish
>>183242327
HAND IT OVER WOOMY I KNOW YOU GOT THE GOODS
>>183242758
It's been especially bad the past few days, since Splatoon is close to releasing. There's been an average of 3 threads bitching about the voice chat no one's going to use at once.
>>183242709
Free squid pussy.
>>183241923
Naw, this isn't some kind of drama.
>it shipped
>>183242871
It's like they want to be called faggots by 8 year olds.
>>183242327
>ywn fuck a woomy after she had a long relaxing day at work
>tfw caved in and preordered from jewstop
at least I'll get it at launch for sure.
>>183243098
Unless someone working there gave your preorder to his friend
>>183242901
Besides, that would directly contradict the entire Squid Sisters story they posted on the tumblr which I swear nobody has even bothered to read.
>>183214859
>>183208279
>>183207140
>>183207459
This would be the most perfect fucking way to add Octolongs and bridge the fuck out of their worlds.
INKLING V OCTARIAN SPLATFEST. SOMEONE MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN! PETITIONS, NOTES ON BRICKS THROUGH WINDOWS, I DON'T CARE!
>>183243226
Don't remind me. If that actually somehow happens, I'm just downloading it online and quitting preordering shit.
Who else is still upset that Moray towers is coming back? I feel like it was one of the universally most disliked maps.
What would you replace it with? I wish walleye warehouse was coming back. It's a bit basic, but it was one of the OGs and you need some simple maps mixed in.
I got memes in the pocket and dont wanna waste them on a 750 post thread
Do you guys really think this game is going to have stock issues?
>>183233313
please i need this
>>183243696
I'm angrier about Port.
Give me the ink
>>183243731
Well in reality you could just download it online, if you have a Switch.
>>183243696
I'm fine with Moray Towers being back. I just wish they would've picked some better ones. We probably will be getting more of the old maps over time though.
>>183243696
Towers is wider, has ink rails. it was fun during splatfest
>>183243715
Make a new one.
>>183243731
Sold out most places online. I'm going digital so I can always have my copy with me.
>>183243696
IIRC it got voted to be one of the final splatfest stages. People like it, I guess. Walleye is best map though.
>>183243978
>Sold out most places online
What the fuck, why? It's not even supposed to be out yet.
>>183243978
Every time I do someone else does at the same god damn time and I have to live with being a fucking failure at copy and pasting shit too slow
>>183244119
i'm fucking retarded
>not even shipped yet
Anyone else miss the scale of the old maps? It just feels like these new maps are smaller and less exciting.
>>183244323
>>183244323
Were they really? Kelp Dome and Triggerfish were big I suppose but besides that I think the new maps are relatively the same size. Even then I feel like Humpback is pretty damn big.
>>183243696
Walleye warehouse would be pretty good. But Camp Triggeredfish was my favorite and I hope it comes back.
>>183244629
Camp triggerfish and Saltspray bothered as two maps where you had to push upwards to get to the center of the map instead of down like every other. Triggerfish did it better though.
Will I got matched with the jap in the us version?
Anyone without a switch wanna Ika Squad on Friday or whatever?-Robysnake
>>183233325
I wanted to wait and find out on release day whether it or BotW turned out to be terrible. No way am I spending that much on something I'm unsure about.Then I went to the local shop later that day and bought them both with no trouble.
>>183215771
seabears