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Ass edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.09 has dropped:
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-09-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-combat-balance-updates/

Previous bread:
>>182756618
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>>183065959

Ass Edition is the best edition.
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Ass
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Xth for spiky
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>>183066505

But I only want smooth, soft waifus.
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All aliens must die.
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>>183065959
Good bread.
New day - new dirty ass.
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>>183066240

Asses are so goddamn good.
I want to lube up Miranda's latex, and rub my hands all over her latex covered body.
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>>183067420

Noice.
>tfw you'll never dust off her butt
Have you tried giving that armour to Sara, Cora and Peebee? Sounds pretty dang hot to have all of them clad in the same suit.
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>>183067532
There's a replacer for Cora's casual outfit for sure, but it's not tintable (always black/blue). Haven't seen one for PB.
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How would your family react if you brought home a qt femtur?
Assuming that they live in the ME universe of course.
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MEA2 plot leaks:

>One month after activation of Meridian, Tempest is on routine mission to examine Kett presence in Voeld system. Suddenly, enormous Kett cruiser appears and strikes Tempest. Ryder manages to push entire crew into escape pod, but doesn't make it himself/herself. His/her body is recovered by the Collective and, after two years, Ryder is eventually brought back to life.

>Ryder is brought to meet the Charlatan, who reveals that entire populations of outposts have been disappearing all over the cluster. Now working for Collective, Ryder is sent to Prodromos, where he/she finds out that the Kett are responsible for kidnapping. Ryder is given command of Tempest 2, larger version of the original, piloted by the best pilot in Heleus – Kallo Jath.

>To stop the kidnapping, Ryder must go for a suicide mission to the Kett homeworld, lying near the black hole in the center of Andromeda. But first, they must assemble a team...
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Bros, do you have the Miranda blimp?

>>183068040

Still, nice. Shame it's not tintable.
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>>183069334
Is Vetra leading a team of turians on the sunny colony of Captivity's regress? With a team of turians under her, including the insubordinate prazzius all looking for veetreen?
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>>183066505
spiky Ass
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>>183065959
Now this is a thread I can really get behind.
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>>183069334
Actually what if

>Ryder's ship gets destroyed
>Ryder dies
>Actually dies
>Remainder of the trilogy you play as the other sibling

Bioware is too afraid of saying no to their consumers to do this but man would it be cool.

>Mother wakes up to dead husband and kid
>Sibling Ryder has to reassemble the team and get new ones
>comforting the previous Ryder's LI
>nothing like it has ever been done
>Bioware can reestablish reputation for darker plotlines

But honestly as long as I get a qt female quarian gf I'm good.

But honestly as long as
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>>183071630
Woaaah I had a stroke or something
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>>183071630
>have to comatose your MEA Ryder to romance MEA2 waifu
I don't know if I'm okay with that.
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>>183070267
>tfw no ex-cabal femtur gf who can use her biotic talents in 'creative' ways
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>>183072647
How would someone use biotic power in the bedroom? Can you do other stuff than zero-g sex?
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>>183072806
We'll, if statis could stop you to cum. It could get kinky
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>>183072806
ZAP!
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>TFW she'll always be a waifu in your heart

It hurts that we'll never be able to romance her guys...
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>ywn swim with Raeka
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The turian will remain the ancestral enemy of humanity just as the German remains the enemy of France to this day
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>>183073192
But if you're put in stasis, you shouldn't be able to "feel" anything happening. It would mostly mean you're momentary transformed into a unmovable dildo.
Now, if weight manipulation is involved, one could probably use it to reduce friction or something like that.
I'd like to know how you could make the biotic charge work during sex.
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>>183073390
>tfw she'll never contort her exceedingly flexible body to lick your balls as you pound her tight little cloaca.
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>>183073390
>Raeka will never be raped by the kett/Drack
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>>183074417

Minimizing weight wouldn't remove friction.
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>Aaryn Flynn leaving Bioware
>Casey Hudson coming back to replace him
Hmm, really makes you think

http://blog.bioware.com/2017/07/18/coming-home/
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>>183072647
It seems like biotic implants drive people crazy, and you know what they say about putting your D in crazy
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>>183074839
I don't know who any of these people are.
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I want the SR1/SR2/Tempest to have the ability to release reconnaissance drones that use high-pressure gas and stealth coating to minimize chance of discovery.
If not just for the fact that it'd be cool.

Not ones that look like this one, mind you, just in general (even if I think the glowing orbs in ME2/3 look like shit).
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>>183075073
Aaryn Flynn is the general manager of Bioware. Hudson is pretty much the big guy behind the original ME trilogy who left Bioware a couple of years ago
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>>183075276
Me too.
I'd love a mission where you explore a derelict habitat with a drone, watching the interior covered in strange alien flora clinging to every surface, with a thick coating of some sort of nano-machine goop that has sealed the entire station and preserved the atmosphere. you need a sample but something snatches the drone out of the air, the feed dies.
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>>183075485
He is coming back to work on Anthem. Mass Effect is nothing compared to its potential.
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>>183074839

Huh, that's strange.
I actually don't dislike Casey, only what happened with Mass Effect in general with the sequels, but that's riddled with handprints from dozens of people. Hopefully he can bring back some of the good parts of Bioware, and give Anthem some of the feel of the first Mass Effect, even if he's only the general manager and not creative lead.

>>183075073
>biotic implants drive people crazy

They don't, only faulty ones do, and they give people psychoses.
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>>183075847
Obviously. But it's an interesting move nonetheless, and you've got to wonder if Flynn was pushed or if he jumped on his own.
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>>183075591

Or something similar to the first Crysis where you use hydrogen gas to propel yourself in a zero-g environment, only with a drone.
Seeing movement at the edges of the screen, but never getting a full picture of whatever it is. Walls suddenly starting to move, giving access to other ares. Getting the sinking feeling that something inside might be guiding you.
Something's not right.
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>>183076301

This cool little fucker, but with high-pressure gas so as to not light up like a Christmas tree on enemy IR scopes.
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>>183076531

Eh, fffffuck.
>https://youtu.be/KBMU6l6GsdM
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>>183076301
Ghost / derelict spaceship are one of the best settings.
I wish I knew more game and movies using that kind of places.
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>>183075847

What if Andromeda was set up to fail to force Bioware fans to move away from the tired ME franchise to Anthem?
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>>183076301
I like that, man the first time I played crysis and entered the alien ship, that's how you do a foreboding atmosphere.

I wish there was more uncertainty in ME:A, it's too bright of a game.
I would remove the kett entirely, the scourge too. Have it be a very desolate place, something very wrong happened and the angara refuse to talk, or can't.

I want to see little pre-fab homes built atop gigantic alien warships long since destroyed and abndoned.
The game would focus on curbing crime, disputes between colonists, and to try and figure out what happened that left the whole sector a barren warzone with only a few angara left.
The planets would be fine, no remnant towers that fix thing, remnant towers that just make things, odd. Stuff like emitting ultrasonic vibrations into the soil at night, dispersing super aggresive spores that form huge lumps of sticky fungus that foul up the collony's systems.
And all throughout these little missions of fixing, surveying, fighting and bringing people to frontier justice, there are small hints that something horrifying happened that left one planet a perfectly smooth sphere and turned a sun into a hollow globe filled with absolute nothingness.
Maybe never tell the player what it was,
leaving things open to speculation.
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>>183075887
I hope Casey does to Bioware what John Lasseter did to Disney, AKA refocusing it on what they do best even if they don't have direct creative control.
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>>183075847
Yeah, I am sure knock-off Destiny won't be a huge waste of money for EA
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>>183074285
this "Erbfeindschaft" is what brings the french and germans together.

> turning from archenemies into lovers
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So i was considering trying Mass Effect Andromeda out one last time.
What's the latest patch to pirate ?

Any good mods recommended?
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>>183074285
>the two nations that rule the EU with an iron fist
>enemies
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>>183069383
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>>183081516

Great, thanks!
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>>183080935

1.09, I think.
Just check the Nexus, see if there's anything you like.
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>>183080112

Nice. I prefer the suits, though.
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>>183080847
>>183081101
What did you guys mean by this?
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>"thank you for driving me to my Ballet tryout...it seems pointless....I don't look like the other girls."
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>>183084736
Maybe she's got the skills, and the judges are so very tired of seeing blushing asari maidens that they accept her, even though she accidentally tore her uniform.
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>>183081974
Thanks mate.

>tfw 1.09 update torrent is 3.8 gigabyte
Jesus fucking christ how can the patches still be this large. Guess that means this piece of shit is still barely playable.
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How do I quit this girl?
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>>183085354
she fucked feron
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>>183085249
It's select textures and animations and some really minor things plus multiplayer stuff.

Don't expect miracles.
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I would've made the escape pods a bit more... elliptical? Is that the right word? A flatter bottom, and a bit of a more egg shape. A bit like the space shuttles, just to make it look more capable of atmospheric entry.
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>>183085354
Quit your job, Mac.
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>>183085354
Stop being a virgin
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>>183085706
I would just add an inflatable heat-shield to the front, and paint it bright orange so that one can see it even if the electronics break.
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>>183086889
How does that help?
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>>183086115
>Femtur
>Headcrest
Can't fool me. I know how to recognize a thai turian ladyboy.
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>>183085706
i dont think they´re primarily intended to do atmospheric flights but to keep the crew alive in space. Like the chance of being near a planet or moon are somewhat slim given the size of the universe. Plus they need to withstand the dangers of space (radiation, mass effect fields, space debris). So it´s better to have a sturdy liveraft than a fancy flyer
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>>183087000
Maybe then you'll get some taste
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>Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight human... we'll talk about the future tomorrow.
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>>183087187
You could have both, look at the gemini capsules they're really spartan but worked bot in the air and in space and survived reentry.
You don't need anything more than a heatshield, some floats and a parachute to make a space-escape pod capable of landing on a world.

Airless moons would be a bigger problem though, you'd have to have dedicated descent engines or some mass effect field magic to land safely.
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>>183086767
>Kohl and Chirac
I think you meant Kohl and Mitterrand because they were best pals ever.
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>>183087589
Our future? t-together?
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>open /vg/
>/meg/ still exists
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>>183088273
And?
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>>183088413
I thought furry threads get deleted.
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>>183087760
yeah, you´re right i got them mixed up
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>>183086896

Right, I hadn't considered inflatable heat shield. Has that gone anywhere, by the way?

>>183087187

Assuming they have their own power supply, I'm guessing the pods would have some light shielding against debris, and I'm sure they have good systems to protect against radiation in Mass Effect.
I also think that atmo-entry capability would be a requirement, if not only for the simple reason that you never know where you need to shoot out over. I didn't mean a fancy flyer, just some mildly steerable pod, it could even use the lifting body effect and micro thrusters to steer.

>>183087664

Could you cover thruster nozzles on the bottom with small heat shields that detach when appropriate? So you get a pretty flat surface where the heat washes over, but then the shields release, and you start firing.
Or detaching them immediately if you don't have ANY atmosphere.
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>>183088491
Funny
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>>183088564
>implying /meg/ isnt pure cancer
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>>183087019
>all early femtur art got ruined because everyone drew them with head crests
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>>183089206

Not having head plates is retarded anyway. Clearly they don't need any of the plates, since the brain doesn't get fried.
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>>183088491
there are no furries in space

>>183087664
the gemini capsules were more a spaceship than an escape pod, and I suppose escape pods need to be full functioning mini spaceships, to save the crew from the dangers of space. Like if you need to eject from somewhere afar from a planet you need some thrusters of some kind to get you closer to a habitable planet/ moon as i dont think that a single pod can keep the crew alive for a longer time period.
In addition to the stuff you´ve mentioned already

>>183086115
> turs in dresses
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Liarafag detected: >>183088689
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>>183089309
You mean it is retarded that they don't have plates because it leads their brains to be fried?


>>183089524
What a dreadful artstyle
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>>183089690

Assuming the plates protect against the radiation, and the plates cover most of the body, why wouldn't they cover the head?
Why cover the face, but not the rest of the skull?
It makes no sense.
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>>183089874
Exactly, It was another case of people knowing better than Bioware.

All they had to do was give them shorter crests and curve it down their scalps, so it looks more about practicality than showing off, since males suppose to the showing off thing, due to bird stuff.
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Those of you who believe that femturs are pure... are seriously delusional. Each of them enters the military at the age of 15, at their horniest, and are subsequently permitted (some could even say encouraged) to engage in intercourse as a stress reliever.

Each turian woman has taken more miles of dick than length of the journey to Andromeda by the time they reach adulthood. Ironically, despite the memes about Vetra being a teenage prostitute or having been raped, she and Syd are more pure than the average femtur.
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>>183090197
>asari confirmed for sluts
>femturs confirmed for sluts
>humans we already know the answer

welp, looks like I am a quarian-loving faggot now
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>>183090082
>All they had to do was give them shorter crests and curve it down their scalps

That's what I was thinking. It makes sense with the current sexual dimorphism among turians, where the males are generally larger, too.
Larger bodies, and larger skullplates and crests.
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>>183089543
So what? We don't molest people with mental disorders
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>>183090628
Hehe, good post. (You)
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>>183088532
I'm sure you could, it makes sense. Could have hidden explosive wire that blow away a chunk of heat-shield to reveal the thrusters of the shield must be completely without a hint of a seam, but I think ME's materials tech is advanced enough ti figure it out.
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>>183090197
Who says that we believe femturs are pure?
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>>183090821
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>>183088532
instead of inflatable shields and such, how about kinetic shields or mass effect fields ? The Kodiak shuttles for example dont seem to have a heat shield and they can do a reentry, so i suppose there are small shield generators available. And with that onboard and thrusters the overall shape shouldn´t affect the maneuverability. I guess if that´s the case the pods are designed to be as cost effective as possible, small but with all the necessary stuff.

For the thrusters i believe they have some at their back, i remember vaguely how they left a trail behind them after they jettisoned from the Normandy SR-1. Can mass effect fields be used to steer a ship ?
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>>183090197
We obviously know Sid is pure because no one wants to be with a bloated pigeon
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>>183065959
>Patch 1.09 has dropped
>EA has dropped Denuvo
>buyfags btfo again
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>>183090197
>tfw you're an Alliance advisor aboard a Hierarchy training ship
>the recruits come in
>for the next couple of months wherever on the ship you go there are cadets going at it
>tfw you're propositioned by some of the more adventurous ones
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>>183091006
>how about kinetic shields or mass effect fields
I'm not sure if they work against entry heat.

>The Kodiak shuttles for example dont seem to have a heat shield and they can do a reentry
I mean, I just took that ass a typical Bioware design of not really putting any thought into it.
The thrusters on the SR1 pods might just be used to get away from the ship itself. Powerful enough to quickly get away, but not very effective in the longer run.

>Can mass effect fields be used to steer a ship?
Unless you have the Tantalus Drive, no. The fields wouldn't provide any thrust on the user.
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>>183090197
wtf i hate turians now
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>>183091638
>tfw no kinky and eager femtur cadet who wants to find out what humans really taste and feel like.
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When I finished Andromeda I put the controller down and told myself it could only go up from here
I was wrong
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>>183090197
>Each of them enters the military at the age of 15
Yeah but that's the point, isn't it? Everyone joins.It's not like our RL militaries where for each female soldier there are like 50 guys.
I mean if the entire Turian population is somewhat evenly split between males and females then the drafted Turian military reflect that, right?
So it's unlikely theres only one girl per platoon that is getting gangbanged each night.
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>>183092591
>tfw you will never make a femtur swallow
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>>183093347
I think it is more of an issue that you are putting a bunch of horny birdraptors in a ship, not the male female ratio
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>>183093352
DONT INGEST
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>>183093352
>ywn systematically eradicate an entire platoon of femturs using only your semen
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Asari are sluts, and I want one. MTs are very welcome!
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>>183094583
>tfw you will nurse your femtur partner who got sick from your seed
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>>183093352
>tfw she's looking up at you, big expressive eyes the colour of the sky.
>Her mouthplates bulging, obscene noises come from inside her mouth as her long tongue licks in just the right places.
>She's drooling, smearing the colony markings on her chin, loose pigment get on your balls as you thrust in and out of her wet oral cavity.
>You're approaching your climax rapidly, you're about to mention it but you can see in her eyes that she knows.
>Her arms go around your waist, hands groping your buttocks and pulling you close to her mouth. There's no chance to pull out.
>You come into her mouth, each spurt accompanied by an audible gulp as she swallows what she is given.
>When she finally lets you pull out you're completely spent, exhausted, a thin string of mucus and saliva dangles from your sopping wet dick, her mandibles are dripping with drool.
>her long blue tongue darts out, first she cleans herself, licking all along the length of her mandibles.
>Then she licks your shaft till it's just moist and not completely soaked.
>She gives you a lewd smile when she's finished.
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>>183094583
Femturs can't just ignore a good source of protein, they have to swallow so they can be strong for the hierarchy
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>>183096058
I always thought Tevos was the hottest asari even though every asari (and human female) looks identical below the neck in these games. Probably a combination of her cool professionalism, her position of authority, and us never seeing her in anything but appropriate formal wear. Also she has some nice face paint.
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Overthrowing the inefficient Hierarchy and implementing a volus-ruled liberal market economy when?
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>>183098936

Yeah, Shiala and Tevos were my favourite.
I think she should've stayed purple, though, the greening just didn't make sense to me.
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>>183093352
>tfw you see your turian girlfriend chugging that special pharmatical mouthwash.
>sanetize everything and make it safe to ingest levo-fluid
>tfw when you see her gulping it down even though it's not recommended
>tfw when she cranes her slender neck between your legs
>tfw you know she knows you know she wants it.
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>ywn get a disinterested yet expertly performed handjob from a fully clothed Tevos in the Council Chambers
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>>183065959
>ass edition
well, still better than the usual turian bullshit
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>>183102415
Wait isn't that the salarian?
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>>183074839
I was wrong about Mac, Casey was the brains of the operation the whole time.
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>>183103446
Valern. Sparatus is the Turian.
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>>183077284
Sounds really cool. You should have written Andromeda desu.
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Miranda's TREATS!
>http://noblegaming.deviantart.com/art/Miranda-Lawson-Getting-Comfortable-611184347
It's Tuesday here. :^)
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>>183077284

That all sounds super nice, but what would the main storyline be? Nothing grandoise, but what's the main goal?
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Do people still care all Ryder by their last name if you keep the default names? I assume every instance of "Ryder" would be replaced with their first name but stuff like "Pathfinder" and "Pathfinder Ryder" remain
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>>183097464
Muh dick.
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>>183097464
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>>183105358
Thanks anon!

>>183105712
Making the colonies work, and defeating a bunch of people who want to seize control of the initiative with a coup because they feel their colony was neglected and left to starve after their designated supply freighter was lost and the crops failed. Dig around a little and find out that Tann and those responsible were out on a pr trip, dig even more and find out that uppity colonies with dissenting views are systematically being denied food and supplies in the name of ensuring the relatively fragile new society remains stable by forcing compliance.
Part of that story would also be to find out what happened in the cluster, and to ensure that the dissenting crowd does not get their hands on the very few alien weapons that still work, these weapons carry enormous destructive potential.
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>>183109834
>pr trip
I forgot to add that the trip was done during the missing freighter emergency and was basically an excuse to relax in the hot-springs on aya. Whether it was incompetence and laziness or deserved r&r would be up to the player to decide.
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>>183109834

That's pretty good, I like it. We really need more of those, smaller scale 'conflicts' in Mass Effect.
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>missed spaceship discussion

Shit
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>>183111503
>tfw no tailsitter spaceship in ME.
It doesn't even have to be a spheroid, I'd love a regular rocket too.
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>>183112742
It never ceases to be funny.
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>>183112742
Bless you curiosity.
Wait.. Fuck!
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>>183112742
Muh good name
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>>183112742
>>183113247
>LOOK AT MY BALLS! LOOK AT THEM!
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>>183113537
Better than the giant space asshole
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I wonder where David Anderson was born.
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>>183081516
If I worked there I would just look up and giggle.
I would never fit in with my coworkers.
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>>183114271
looks rather than giant space eye
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Hi guise....
google has lead me astray.
I have a bunch of ME pics and gifs,but the windows 8.x viewer skips the .gifs.
New comp,not sure what I installed in the past,any help?
I'll give you all a pic in exchange.
and maybe a mini dump.
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>>183118139
I want to just click on the first pic and right arrow and see pics and gifs,worked in default XP.
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>>183118139

Have you checked so the Photoviewer accepts .gifs? I had to enable all that shit on Win10.
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>>183116503
Not if you rotate the pic 90 degrees
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>>183118483
a (you) 4me
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https://twitter.com/CaseyDHudson
HE'S BACK
TO FUCKING EDMONTON
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>>183118689
huh?
is there an options tab I am unaware of?
Also thanks for the help,even if it doesn't help,thank you.
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>>183119656
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/07/18/thank-you-for-everything/
AND AARYN FLYNN IS OUT
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>>183119795
Not sure who made this....so just assume it was me!
protip:It was not me.
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>>183119656
>fucking casey is a GM now
It's over
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>>183118139
>>183118483
try IrfanView and stop writing like a fucking idiot
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>>183120070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

It's like 2012 all over again
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>>183120310
>IrfanView
uh,thank you,ya dick.

actually thank you,I think that is what I used before,dick.
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>>183120984
Sorry about calling you a dick>>183120310 even if it doesn't work,you made an effort,pal.
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>>183120070
Worst timeline.
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I glad girls love this game,they make better content.
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>>183121791
Fun fact: James Gunn himself said that his main inspiration for GOTG, besides the comic, was Mass Effect.
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>>183122341
Thanks,that fact was fun.

Was a truck driver,had a few days of down time here and there and wifi.

Will continue dump in about an hour.
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>>183122552
https://twitter.com/jamesgunn/status/818339526737133570?lang=en

Proof.
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>>183122341
>>183122619
is that where the dancing meme in the movies comes from?
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Thread is dead, post Vetra
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don't die.
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Bumping with best ass.
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It is subjective fact that Gil is best boy
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>>183127009
exquisite taste
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>>183126928
>come back from running a few quick errands on Eos with Drack and Cora
>take a quick shower, grab a protein bar, go to your room for a change of clothes and some vidya
>see this

wat do?
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>>183128071
This tread needs more Tali
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>>183128374
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>>183119656
Can't wait for new the new and improved red green blue endings.
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Can anyone recommend a good shotgun / pistol (and mods) combinaison in MEA ? I used to take a Piranha / Carnifex combo in the original trilogy but the long-range nature of some fights make the Piranha feels a bit weak.
Is the Dhan shotgun good ? I just spend most of my ressources to build one.
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>>183128717
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>>183128374
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>>183128893
I never use shotguns, but I always see people say the Dhan is the best.

Did I miss the end of the CYOA?
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>>183128374
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>>183128893
Dhan is pretty fucking fun to use, but I think it drops off at a certain range. Haven't really played in a while, but it has some punch to it.
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>>183127591
Not true, sorry.

>>183128237
Gratuitous amounts of hand-holding.
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>>183085354
Find someone better, find her
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First play through,I accepted that this was part of the story...I
But then after the {not sure how to confidently i tried to win the war spoiler}
I tried to win the war with my soul/honor intact...I know I made Him proud.
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>>183129176
You didn't miss the end of it, he's still probably working on it.
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>>183130141
By this I meant pic related.
I posted with my durp intact
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>>183129176
No, you didn't. I've been pretty lazy as of late. In fact, I planned on continuing tonight.

That is, if I can find my latest update. Does someone have the screencap by chance?
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>>183128374
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After FemShep died,she was used to help recruit.
Kaiden got to see her after her death.

Artistic girls are so much better than artistic boys,I really never need to see a pony sexualized.
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>>183126928
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Shamelessly reposting the Pirate female Turian story from yesterday, in case people missed it or want to read it again.

Thanks to the anon who screencapped it.
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>You. Human. Report to my quarters for human biology studies."
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>>183130349

>>182634479
I forgot to cap this one, doing so now
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>>183128374
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>>183129707
I want to make him happy again.

>>183130959
Was some good shit, Brioche.
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I like the ending(pretend that was spoilered)
Shep wasn't supposed to live happily ever after,it was a war that nobody believed in.
I stumbled and picked the wrong choice...then I did it right and chose destroy.
I made him proud of me.
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>>183131027
>ywn receive a bored handjob from Daro'Xen
>tfw she's more interested in counting the number of strokes than actually making you finish
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>>183131272
Thanks friend. If I ever get a wild spark of inspiration again I will make sure to do some more writefaggotry.
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>"Wow, Anon. I have been been off Sur'Kesh before. Now here I am with my human boyfriend! I know my family is mad, but this is so very exciting!"
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>>183131069
Bless you, anon.
Been doing a lot of thinking on where I want you guys to be able to go next, and where you should be able to take the relationship with Cyra.

Hopefully the thread isn't too ded tonight when I pick it up again.
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Muh
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>>183130349
Well, you already found the posts, but here it is anyways.
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>>183131994
The only thing that bothers me about space is how fucking small you feel looking at images like this one.
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femturlets. when will they ever learn?
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>>183132394
Welcome to life,friend.
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>>183131920
Did they do this model swap?

Can I see it?
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>>183132858
would be more poignant if Garrus is holding Shep's hand, but she's dead.
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>>183132394
I find it comforting.
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>>183131920
SAUCE NOW.
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>>183133156
I assumed she was dying,so I guess give it one more frame?
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>>183132925
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/382
Enjoy.

>>183133464
Mass Effect Andromeda No Sex Cora scene.
Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcIiBYfx22E
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>>183133795
>finger nails
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I remember my own past as better than it was...
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>>183133937
This animation quality makes me sad. Imagine if the whole MEA was this good.
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Wish I had this in wallpaper size
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>>183128374
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>>183128374
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>>183134580
Baka senpai
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>>183135323
Thanks bud!
>>
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SPOILER:the only way you will play ME4 is if you play ME1-3 and focus on a new npc,either as a love interest or a curiosity .
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>tfw Mass Effect is saved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw
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>>183137818
>Casey
>saving anything
My sides
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>>183138051
CH is based, anon. You need to believe.
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>>183138461
go to sleep casey
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>>183138461
t. Casey
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>>183138461
Fuck off Mac.
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>>183139212
>>183139195
>>183138581
???

So am I Casey or Mac?
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>>183139264
Yes
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>>183139264
Both.
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>>183139264
>Casey isn't a split personality of Mac
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>>183133937
MY FUCKING DICK!
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>>183133937
>no sexy Natalie Dormer voice coming out of Lexi as she's being rammed

my dick is corundum where it otherwise would have been diamond.
>>
>>182634479
Previous save

>As you make your way through the halls of the Citadel, you begin retelling your strange experiences of the past few days to Cyra.
>You explain to the Detective about the hallway you woke up in, the grate you escaped through, the corridor, the red light, the footsteps, the stairs, the domed room, the busted doorway, all the way up until the point where you met her.
>Cyra gives you a slight nod. "I'm already familiar with the area. Can you give me a few more specifics, perhaps? Or tell me more about the footsteps?"
>You shrug. "Well, I happened to check the time on my phone before I met you, at it read about 9 P.M. That was about the time I heard the footsteps. As for the footsteps themselves, it sounded like their were more than one. But I'm not sure, there was a lot of echo."
>The Detective gives you a quizzical look. "Could you tell where they were coming from? And what do you mean '9 P.M.?'"
>You shake your head. "I honestly don't know. It sounded like they were coming from behind me. Which would be from that weird red light in the corridor I talked about."
>The Detective nods again. "Makes sense."
>"As for 9 P.M., it's just um, what the time was on Earth at the moment, I guess."
>As you round another corner, the Detective shoots you another confused look. You realized you were going to have to go a lot more in depth if you were to even begin making sense.
>You attempt to explain, "Well, um, Earth is based on a 24 hour system, so that-"
>Cyra sticks up a taloned hand. "I want you to hold that thought. Were here."
>You look around. In front of you is a long hallway, very similar in design to those throughout the station.

(1/2)
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>>183143326
(2/2)

>Bright white lights overhead, smooth metallic walls, a scuffed metal floor worn down from excessive foot traffic. On either side of the hallway is a repeating series of doors, evenly spaced, each with a small symbol in their center. If you had to guess, it looked like you were in some sort of apartment building or hotel.
>Standing in front of one of the doors is another blue-armored alien. A 'C-SEC' Officer, as they were apparently called.
>The Officer appeared to have a large, futuristic rifle in his hands.
>"Here?" You ask, "Where exactly is here?"
>Detective Cyra lets out a small laugh. "The crime scene, silly. Now do me a favor, and stay here. I shouldn't be gone too long."
>You watch as the Detective slips on a pair of translucent white gloves over her talons with a small snap before giving the Officer a slight nod, and proceeding through the door next to the Officer.
>The door quickly whooshes closed behind her.
>You find yourself alone in the hallway with the Officer.
>You have a few options:

1)Talk to the Officer. Maybe you can find out some more details about the case.
2)Do some exploring for yourself. Cyra hopefully won't mind as long as you're back in time...
3)Stay put.

Sorry about the long wait, anons.
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>>183143434
1, being the social butterfly that we are.
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>>183143434
1

The second is dumb because you're making yourself an annoying nuisance for no reason. Not choosing the third because I'm staying put anyway, may as well make small talk.
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>>183143434
1
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>>183143434
1) Talk and make more alien bros.
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>>183143434
>tfw he won't go pointman on which ever group did the murder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgsmZHVXt4
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>>183143434
1, ask if he knows the detective. If yes, ask if she's single.
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>>183144286
Likely a bunch of filthy BTs.
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>>183144580
don't do this.
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>>183144618
Fine, ask if HE'S single.
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>>183131732
>TFW you will never have a short lived relationship with a hyperactive amphibian waifu
>TFW you will never hold her hand as she cries, begging you to not forget your short life together.
>TFW you will never teach her the feeling of lovel and sexual attraction

Feels bad boys
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>>183145532
Now that I think about it, I guess salarians would be less phased by their mortality compared to their longer living partners
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>>183145532
>tfw you will never hatefuck a femkro with 16 confirmed salarian kills the night she finally croaks.
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>>183144580
Maybe not as forward as this, but we can pry a little information about her out of him, perhaps?
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>>183137818
- Flinn-san, you are disgrace to your family, you must commit sudoku
- Yes, EA-sama!
- Casey-dono, prease come back to us, this foold need you like never before.
- Get me a LOT of cash, bitches
- Done.
>>
Late night Jack post!
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>>183146929
Excellent taste, anon!
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>>183146929
Never romanced her, but I liked the romance. She was a sweetie.
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>>183143576
>>183143606
>>183143648
>>183143815
>>183144580
>>183143434

>You decide to strike up a conversation with the Officer standing guard.
>You take a few steps closer to the Officer, carefully minding your distance. You certainly want to respect the space of some one holding a weapon like that.
>You offer up your name to the officer, giving your best attempt at a polite greeting.
>The Officer's eyes glance at you for a moment, before resuming their straight-forward stare.
>"So uh, there a dead guy in there, huh?" You ask awkwardly.
>The Officer stares straight ahead for a moment, before responding, "I am not permitted to discuss details of the case at this time. If you have any questions or information related to the case, please talk to an Officer at the nearest C-SEC station."
>Well, so much for the direct approach. You decide to try another route.
>"Are you familiar with the Detective?"
>The Officer gives a slight shake of the head. "I am familiar with Detective Cyra in name only."
>Another dead end. You decide to try something else.
>"Are you from around here?" You ask.
>The Officer's response is a quick and sharp, "No."
>"Oh. Well, where are you from then?"
>The Officer eyes you again. You detect what you assume is a small amount of irritation in his voice. "Palaven."
>"Palaven?"
>"Palaven. The Turian home world."
>"Turian?"
>The Officer lets out a small groan. "Yes, Turian. What do you think I- Look, alien, don't you have an omni-tool you can look this up on?
>"Omni-tool?"
>The Officer lets out another groan, and then hangs his head in frustration.
>At that same moment, Detective Cyra appears back through the door. She begins to take off her gloves, now coated in a strange, oily, blue substance.
>Cyra gives the Officer a nod. "Good work, Officer Casius. It's definitely the same killer. I'll give you my full report when I get back to the station."
>The Officer lets out a noncommittal grunt. "Thanks, Detective."

(1/2)
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>>183147175
(2/2)

>Ignoring the Officer's comments, Cyra grabs you gently by the shoulder and spins you around, away from the Officer.
>"Look," she says softly into your ear, "I need to head back to the station for some paperwork. Would you mind staying around a bit longer so I can ask you a few more questions?"
>Cyra pauses for a brief moment, causing you to raise an eyebrow. "...It would be about the case, of course. Not necessarily, in my office, however."
>An interesting proposition. You wonder where she's going with this.
>You have a few options:

1)"Sure, I'll stick around. Sounds good to me."
2)Give her a sly look. "...Just about the case?"
3)"I wanted to have a look around first, can I meet up with you later?
4)"Nah, I'll pass."
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>>183147085
She sure is
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>>183147432
Is she about to murder Admiral Winky?
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>>183147260
Flirt.
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>>183147478
She sure will... unless you bring him out to play
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>>183147260
1. You'll stick around, considering you don't know anyone else or have anything better to do.
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>>183147260
1.
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>>183147260
1.
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>>183147260
2, lets go boys, lets go.
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I read that, with the ME:A free trial, you guys get free access to the MP. So there's really no reason to buy the game. The SP is a mess and not worth the $60 that EA is asking for it. Anyone here feeling fucked over for buying the game on release? Any of you bought the special edition?
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>>183149089
The trial has a 10 hour play limit. And no, I bought the deluxe edition at launch, and I don't feel fucked over. I got my money's worth on the MP alone, and I also enjoyed the SP.
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>>183149089
I feel like Cora's bare ass was worth $60 on it's own so I don't really feel fucked over.

MP was fun, too.
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>>183149089
Meh, I only bought the key and spent 40 bucks on it. I do have a bit of buyers remorse but it could have been worse
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>>183149089
I enjoyed the game but even I feel fucked over for buying on release. Mostly because my prediction that it would be available in a much improved form for a mere $20 a few months later was completely accurate, yet I still couldn't stop myself from playing it immediately.
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>>183147260
1
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>>183147260
1, I have nowhere else to go.
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>>183147834
>>183147904
>>183147931
>>183149648
>>183150191
>>183147260

>You decide to stick around. You can't think of anything else you want to do anyway.
>"Sure." You say, "I'll hang around."
>Cyra gives you a small smile. "I was hoping you'd say that."
>You fall in behind the detective as she begins walking through the hallways from whence you came.
>You take notice of how deserted they are. You'd hardly run into any other aliens on your way here. For a large space station, there certainly weren't that many inhabitants. At least so it seemed.
>You figured this must've been a deliberate action by the Detective. You assume your alien appearance would draw quite the unwanted crowd.
>A thought crosses your mind about something the Detective said earlier. You pick up your pace slightly in order to walk along side her before asking your question. "What did you mean exactly when you said.. 'not at my office'?"
>The Detective turns her head and gives you another small smile. "Ah... I was hoping you'd ask that too."
>You raise an eyebrow, now curious. "Well?"
>"Well, it depends on what you're feeling like. You wouldn't happen to be hungry, would you?"
>You give your stomach a thoughtful rub. "Eh. I could eat."
>In reality, you were starving. The fact that you hadn't had a single bite to eat in almost three days was killing you. You certainly could eat. A lot. You just weren't sure that you wanted the poor Detective to foot the bill.
>"Well, I happen to know a nice little restaurant only a short walk from the station. Are you levo or dextro?"
>"Levo? ...Dextro? ...I ...don't know?" You have no idea what she's even referring to. Your horoscope, maybe?
>Cyra gives you a thoughtful look. "Hmm. There's always drinks instead, if that's more your style."
>"Drinks? Hmm."
>"Well?" She asked, "Either of those options sound good to you?"
>You have a few options:

1)"Drinks sound good."
2)"Food."
3)"Actually, I have somewhere else in mind." Nothing lewd.
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>>183067426>>183066240
FUCKING SAAAAAME
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>>183152002
Gotta eat. Perhaps try to ask more about the whole levo/dextro thing.
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>>183152002
> 2, then 1. Rather, a restaurant that serves booze. Explain you haven't eaten in days and drinking on an empty stomach would not end well for you, but you could sure use a drink after a bite to take the edge off this whirlwind you've been on.
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>>183152002
2. Dying from starvation doesn't sound fun. Probably should also mention you don't have any of their currency. You could always jokingly give her your own alien money, unless they never gave your wallet back.
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Even if it's the only DLC Andromeda gets I really hope they actually do make a Quarian Ark DLC. I wanna see the non-council species again
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>>183153060
Me too, anon.
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>>183152398
>>183152409
>>183152821
Ding! Your Progress has been saved.

Because the thread's pretty ded, I'll still take into account any suggestions posted later before I update again.

Another short one, sorry anons. But the next parts are going to be pretty long, so I think I'll hold off until tomorrow to update.

As always, thanks for playing.
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>>183153185
Thanks for writing. Looking forward to it.
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>>183153060
I want to see female drell, in-game.
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>>183152002
2. Introduce them to Ramen
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>>183153185
Have my shitty cap.
Was fun like always, anon. Thanks for the writing, and keeping meg somewhat alive.
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>>183128374
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>>183153704
not cool
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>>183153060
>I want to believe
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>>183153704
nice.
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>visit /meg/ in the mornin
>notice taliposting
>noone cares, not even one screen of her suicide
Suits me but damn, people really gave up
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>>183154624
All the burgers are asleep, also that was several hours ago
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>>183154624
we femtur fags now
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Someone fill me in. Is Aaron leaving a bad thing? What about Casey coming back? Are both of these renegade outcomes?
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>>183154705
>that was several hours ago
Exactly what i mean

>>183154813
But they are pointy and stoney
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>>183154624
I made peace with the trilogy being done some time ago.

even deleted all but a couple of my tali pics
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>>183154961
W-why would you do that, anon?
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>>183154927
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend.
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>tfw you and your turian wifey adopt a war orphan daughterfu and raise her outside the restrictions of the Hierarchy
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>>183154927
don't deny yourself true love.
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>>183154927
Pointy and cute.
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Bumping with comfy
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Is Andromeda worth buying? I loved 1&2, but lost interest in 3, and didn't finish it, despite several playthroughs of 2. Andromeda looks like a total clusterfuck.
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>>183156956
Comfy is best
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>>183153704
That's a new one. Nice job.
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>>183157209
It's a decent game. It's somewhat reminiscent of ME1 except with more side quests
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>>183157442
"decent" doesn't warrant a buy, IMO. I'll pass, unless the state of the game improves.
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>>183157663
Well it's been improving this entire time but it's not suddenly gonna get animation overhauls to match Cora's romance scene and a completely re-written plot.
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>>183158373
How did they fuck up so bad? Was it just the usual EA jewery?
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>>183157209
Pirate it. Patch 1.09 is already cracked.

>>183159231
According to Shittaku, initially they tried making a game with procedurally generated worlds like No Man's Sky. Quite late in the development process, they came to the realization that it wasn't going to work and shifted the focus. Basically they wasted a lot of time and couldn't be arsed to finish writing the actual story until it was too late.
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>>183159701
Ah, well that's unfortunate. I wonder what a procedural generated Mass Effect would look like. Anyway, that's much more reassuring than the alternate explanation of the dev team suddenly becoming incompetent. Hope the devs have a strong focus when it comes to the sequel, and it turns out great.
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>>183159701
I've given up piracy. If a game's not worth buying, then I just won't bother with it at all.
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Did you accept Femshep as the saviour and protector of the galaxy yet, /meg/?
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>>183160376
Man, every time I look at that dead freckled face, I get queasy.
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>>183160376
Of course I´ve accepted her and the Archangel
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>>183085467
Where is that implied?
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>>183164240
its this one talicancer with a cuck fetish, just hide and ignore
Liara is pure
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>>183160012
>sequel
Anon...
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Quick question /meg/, about potential future lewd writefaggotry. What kind of alien female you'd like to see in a story ? Would you be interested in reading something with a female salarian ? Or female drell ? or even with an Hanar ?
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>>183166502
Asari MTs
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>>183166502
Hanar would be refreshing

> Blasto lewds pl
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>>183166502
I was thinking of mixing it up by having a male ayy/female hoomie. But out of all of the options do Drell or Asari
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>>183167448
>>183167225
I'll think about a Female human or Asari / Hanar story. Have already something in mind for a male human / female salarian or female drell thingy.
I'll let you lads know when I'll start working on it.
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>>183166502
>>183167759
The answer is always salarian.
Or, y'know. Vorcha.
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>>183166502
While i prefer femquar cuties, femdrell sounds fun
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>>183157216
Tali is Cute!
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>>183165681
I looked it up. I had even read the comics but had to make sure.
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>>183166502
As much as I enjoy my turian degeneracy, a different alien group would be nice. Drell sounds good anon.
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>>183167759
how about Drell/Hanar. In exchange for saving the Drell race some Drell were recruited by the hanar for special purposes (like Thane was made into an assasin). Maybe the Hanar recruited Drell for "other " purposes ?
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>>183171872
Interesting premise, will think about this one and concentrate on the two little story.
Thanks anon.
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adopt war orphans today
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>>183173776
Apart from that young quar being just smaller Tali, i thought they don't even receive suits until coming of age
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>>183166502
I'm the biggest sucker for spiky, but femsalarian or femdrell have good potential.

weirdly enough, I could be drawn into a maletur x mhuman fic if the writing was good enough, but Iwould have zero interest in a gayylian romance with any other species
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>>183174119
>Shepard not shelling for a custom suit which is safer for outdoor exploration the a bubble.
>daughterfu not wanting to look like her mom.

come on now.
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when do we gas Talicancers?
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How is this thread still alive?!?!
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>>183174803
Angara first.
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>>183175020
A better question is why do you keep coming back?
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>>183173776
Always liked this picture
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>>183174404
Oh well, i guess he has his shekels from vids
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>>183174228
>good writing
that's the problem with male on male shit, the writing is usually crap. shame too, i want some good male turian on male human content
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>>183131027
>>183131436
1/2
The steady up and down motion of her hand defied every attempt at remaining calm, but she wouldn't slow down or speed up, dragging out the act into infinity.
"You say you like quarian women." She asked, cold and dispassionate, judging white eyes behind the mask staring at him. "What is it about us that made you come to the flotilla?"
His words died in his throat as she squeezed his shaft, only a strangled groan emerged. "Is it our culture? The veils?"

"M-My girlfriend.." He managed, trying in vain to look at anything but her, she dominated his field of view and moved to maintain eye contact with him. "Ah, miss Elani. You're here to attend the keel-day of her birthship with her, is that correct?" He nodded "Y-yes, she's waiting for me outside."
The grip on his member tightened, her pace quickened. "We wouldn't want to keep her waiting then, I only have a few questions left." She produced a small vial, just like the two others she had already filled with his blood and other fluids. "Then you just need to fill this little thing." The woman looked down at his alien organ, the tip was an angry shade of red and it throbbed in her hand, she felt the heat through her gloves. "Something men of my kind would have done by now.." She sighed, the human felt it was more of an act than any actual consternation. "miss Elani is from a vegetable ship, the Shtara, they grow large amounts of food for our fleet" he nodded in affirmative. "Those born on such a ship have certain aberrant qualities, they tend to be.." She paused, her slim body gleaming in the shiny tight bodysuit all quarians wore "Thicker.." The word was uttered with a slight hint of contempt. "Was that a factor in choosing her as your mate?" She scribbled down long lines of the flowing quarian script as he answered. "I don't think so.." He gasped as she quickened her pace once again. "Oh, are you -Finally- going to do as I asked?"
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>>183176987
2/2
He nodded and in a flash she pressed the vial onto his glans. He came directly into it and didn't even notice as the woman kept scribbling down comments on her terminal.
After his orgasm had abated she removed the vial, screwed the lid back on and placed it in the rack amidst the veritable rainbow of fluids he had donated.
A content hum emerged from inside her helmet. "That'll do nicely. I hereby declare your Visa valid and you are admitted entry into the flotilla."
"Visa!?" He exclaimed as he cleaned himself off as best he could. "I thought this was the medical examination!"
The woman's eyes narrowed. "I'm afraid I don't like your tone. There's still my signature needed, I was about to write it but maybe I should reconsider?"
He got the message and remained silent, Elani had warned him about the 'eccentric' woman who ran the extrafotilla immigration agency.

She nodded to herself "I thought so.." She mumbled as she signed the visa.

Elani was ecstatic when he finally emerged from the cramped office, her sizable breasts squishing against his chest as she hugged him. He had been in there for the better part of an hour and the quarian girl had been worried.
They walked toward the medical examiner, who was a little surprised but put down his needle when he heard the human had come from the office next door. He'd get the samples when -she- was done with them, all except one.
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>>183174803
/meg/ needs a lot more Liaraposting.
It's full of talicancers and femtur crap.
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>>183177119
>>183176987
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>>183176987
>>183177119
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>>183177554
I'm here too
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>>183178125
Don't trigger the falseflagging autist m8
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>>183178756
Sorry
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>>183178973
You better be, right now he's on meds and pretty dormant, let him stay that way
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>>183177734
>>183178080
Thanks anons, always makes me happy when people like my stuff and screencap it.
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>>183176987
>>183177119
Fuck, this is good. Well done, anon.

I need more thicc quarians in my life.
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I want more prosthetics in Mass Effect. And not just the
>he has a prosthetic but it look no different
thing with Drack.
It'd be like saying he has an artificial liver, then never mentioning it again or doing anything with it. What's the point?
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>>183179741
Get yo amputee fetish shit the fuck outta here!
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>>183179934
>amputee fetish

wat
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>tfw Tali has a prosthetic arm.
>tfw after getting with shepard she puts a little fleshlight in the arm, with direct connection to her nerve-stim.
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>>183179994
postin sexy bitches with one arm n'shit, encouraging niggas like this >>183180009
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>>183180287

Less ebonics, broski.
>one arm
There's clearly two of them.
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Are there any Turian colonies that are considerably cold?

Cold-resistant femturs? Snow-loving femturs
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>>183180519
Mmmm Hmmm
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>>183180578

I don't get the whole "turians don't like cold". So they only live around the equator?
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This slut.
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>>183180651
I guess so, maybe it is just Palavenians are weak to cold. Too bad we never had Turian squadmate from a colony
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>>183182014
>tfw no turian gf who cuddles with you for warmth during cold days
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>>183181972
Eat a dick
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>>183182353

She does eat dick all day, you're right. Likes getting her tits slapped, too.
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>>183180651
Palaven is hotter than Earth. But Rannoch is MUCH hotter
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>>183183183

I really don't know how Bioware does the temperature thing. I mean, the actual mean temperature on Earth is 15C, not 24.
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Guess what updated guys
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>>183179741
Because lazy. It'd be cool to actually see some artificial limbs on some characters.
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>>183180578
Arctic turians. I imagine their plates are more integrated into their skin, to reduce overall surface area and nooks and crannies for snow to get in. Maybe wider toes, or webbing between them, and pperhaps areas of the body are covered in a thick coat of downy proto-feathers that shimmer beautifully in the sun.
Breeding with other turs mean those few that manifest traits of their arctic brethren have thinner coats which prevent overheating to a degree.
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>>183186097
Could their plates also act as insulation?
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>>183188053
I'm sure they could, but the problem is that there wouldn't be a trapped layer of air acting as inulation. But turian plates are pretty thick.
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>>183188335
But are they thicc?
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>>183190130
Very
Especially the ass and thighs
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>>183190130
Well, thiccness always makes them warmer
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I still wonder what Bioware was thinking with Ashley's sister. Ashley, with olive skin, brown eyes and black hair, has a sister with really pale skin, red (albeit dyed, obviously) hair and blue eyes.
I mean, it's possible with one differing parent, but that's not the case.

Why isn't her sister also a cute brownie? Black hair isn't necessary, and she could've had slightly lighter or darker skin and eye colour, but why does her sister look nothing like her?
At least try, Bioware.
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>>183188053
I somewhat doubt they could, since they´re rich in metal, and metals are good at conducting heat. In order to isolate from the cold you´d need to have a layer of air or fat between the body and the environment, so either the plates are spongy and filled with air or they are enriched with fats, which would require them to be much bigger and thicker
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>>183191085
>they´re rich in metal

They only have trace amounts of thulium.
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>>183190953
>I still wonder what Bioware was thinking
Clearly they weren't thinking.
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Muh Randa...
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>>183190953
This is totally possible in real life. I have three pairs of cousins who look just like their parents, but one has noticeably darker hair, skin, and eyes than the other, showing more resemblance to the darker (Latino) parent while actually having more similar facial structure to the lighter ('white') parent. Same with a friend I have whose parents are a black man and a white woman; his brothers are unmistakably mulatto, but if he shaved his head and was looking a bit pale that day he could easily pass for a tan hazel-eyed white man with an odd nose.
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>>183157216
>ywn snuggle in a warm purple blanket with Tali while watching her favourite movie

it hurts
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>tfw Tali will never give you a thigh-job to convince you to suffer through fleet and flotilla with her for the thirtieth time.
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>>183193185
Damn, i'm hard now
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>>183192524

That still sounds like less of a difference between Ashley and Sarah. They look absolutely nothing alike.
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>>183193301
>tfw feeling her thick thighs around your shaft.
>her shapely ass slowly pushing into your crotch before lifting again.
>her gloved fingers teasing the tip everytime she sees it poke out from between her bountiful legs.
>groping her breasts as she moves, feeling her hard nipples under the suit.
>hearing her muffled moans through the helmet, accented and delicate, her hidden lips sopping wet as their heat radiates from the suit's crotch.
>feeling her crotch suddenly starting to vibrate, looking up at her with her omnitool alight, with glowing bright pink letters that read "Intercrural enchanchment suite 2.0, her latest add-on to nerve-stim deluxe.
>tfw when you come she sounds delighted, and a little surprised as her fingers get coated.
>tfw she cleans you off as you place your fingers between her legs and bring her to a shuddering climax.
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I don't get the love for Quarians, can actually fuck them because they'll get sick and die, scummy people who are known for being thieves, extremely xenophobic, you never know what part of their body is real, could just be "fecal-matter storage".
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Armor swap is great.
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>>183195257
I would ask if you played the trilogy but i know you're baiting. He're, have a dog for that
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>>183195785

Damn!
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>>183194126
God damn, this is a blue board.
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>>183194126
Hnggg
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I want a cute waifu with a nice leather jacket.
>Ashley doesn't wear those unifrom pants that make her butt look great
Fuckin' Bioware.
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>>183195846
Just because I insulted your "dear waifu" doesn't mean I am baiting, Tali has no character in ME1 and basically acts as a walking code.
in ME2, thanks you to you weirdos, she becomes a very clingy romancable option, if you don't then she blends into SSV Daddy Issues like everyone else because you are suppose to deal with her dad being criminal as well.
in ME3, she becomes a super-influential figure like everyone in the original crew but is utterly useless and kills herself in a stupidly dramatic fashion in one of the few times you need help.

Quarians have been consistently in the wrong, first for creating AI, second for using them as slaves, third for thinking that they were in the right while doing the first two and fourth for doing a wasteful campaign to take their homeworld as we are all going to be wiped out. Then you have the fact that they regularly send out their young to steal shit for the fleet.

Shit character, and awful people.
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>>183197221
>implying anyone cares
Gee mate ain't you dense. What's important you can fug them without killing 'em so they're not one-time treats. Who cares whatcha think about the rest.
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>>183194126
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>>183197735
>What's important you can fug them without killing 'em

But there is that chirality bullshit as well as the no immune system shit, so that's not even valid either
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>>183198318
It depends. Logically it is. But if 'valid' goes for 'what's-in-da-game' then you probably know what happens.
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>>183197221
>creating AI
>using them as slaves
>somehow this is considered "wrong".

You must prove you're not a robot to post, anon.
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>>183198826
It is really a "pick one" situation, if you want cheap robot labor that's fine. if you are some post-humanist/whatever-specie-you-are-ist and hate flesh, sure, go create some artificial life.

But, you fucked up if you do both
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>>183176121
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>>183199718
Damn, feels bad
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Fem-Drell waifus are underappreciated, especially with their psychedelic nature.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13480702
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Spaceships.
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>>183202639
>no autist/hambeast/kaidanfag
Go to sleep
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>>183202639
>no liarafag (You)
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>>183203447
t. triggered talifag
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>>183203561
t. triggered liarafag/femshepfag/kaidanfaggot
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>>183203792
I am not the one who is who got his panties in a twist about a well established poll my buttflustered friend.
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>>183203967
>literally creates a poll to satisfy his autistic needs
>u got triggered lol :DD
You fishing in your spare time?
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>>183203967
Your poll lacks options. Since the Jaalposters are gone most people would vote you as the biggest cancer.
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>>183204152
>getting this mad over a strawpoll
kek

>>183204337
there are only 3 types of cancer posting in this thread, there are all options availiable.
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I just got a damn deja vu. I think autist is some kind of time wizard
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>>183204535
Another cancerous bait, another ironic (You) ;^)
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I always liked these pants. And I want to squeeze Ashley's butt in them.
I just wonder how you put them on. Is there a zipper underneath the massive belt? What about the chaps-looking thing on top of the pants themselves?
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I want to to honka Miranda's augmented bazongas!
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>>183180578
>tfw you will never be embarrassed by the fact that your bird-raptor gf can ski better than you and handle the cold better
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Any good gay quarian fics
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>>183202639
Why can't I choose all three?
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>>183203358
I really really like that image

can I save it?
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I want a waifu with tight, leather pants!
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God, this is so nuts.
>those sexy, chromed RCS nozzles
fug!

>>183206429

Absolutely, man, you have my blessing!
Just got it off Twitter.
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>>183206684

Well, probably not chromed, but you know what I mean.
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From this guy, by the way.
>https://twitter.com/JPMajor
Posts some good shit.
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>>183206684
I wonder what actual far-future spaceships will look like. If it goes in-atmosphere it has to look vaguely plane-like but if it doesnt there is no limit due to the lack of drag.

From what I gathered the most efficient one is a giant sphere where there is a big main thruster and RCS thrusters and you just do a 180 and fire the main engine to slow.

>>183206995
Probably titanium or aluminum
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>>183207274

What about something like the Venture Star from Avatar?
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"Don't go suckin' too many alien dicks, now."
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>>183194126
God damn
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I need thicc femturs, so they are softer to cuddle with.
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>>183207584
I really like that design, it's like a mixture of a solar sail and fusion-powered spacecraft, however now that I think about it the solar panels up front are probably for power as the ship leaves the solar-system. You can also see the radiator lines that they pump the L-H3 to both cool the engines, disperse waste-heat and warm-up the fuel .

It probably slowed down the same way I described. Notice how 95% of the craft is for propulsion as well. They did their homework.
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>>183207584

The design looks pretty realistic. I do love how modular it looks.
It uses lasers to push it forward toward for while, then switches to fusion torches bringing the ship to around 0.7c.
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>>183208620

Not only that, but the fusion engines also pull, instead of pushing because of the wet noodle effect.

>They did their homework.

Absolutely. You can critisize the movie for various things, but fuck me, if I don't love the equipment they use.
This entire page is nuts.
>http://james-camerons-avatar.wikia.com/wiki/ISV_Venture_Star
It's obviously technobabble to a point, but still.

I love the Valkyrie, too.
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So what are good weapons and modifications to get in Andromeda ? I already have a retro-revenant for infinite bullets but I wonder how to make a really strong shotgun. Dhan with homing plasma or full auto and extended magazine ?
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>>183200847
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>>183146929
>n7 tattoo
Stolen valour!
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Replaying the series, Ash or Kaiden?
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>>183190953
IRL isn't /pol/
thank God. -pretend that was spoilered- -or not-
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>>183216250
Ask yourself what you've done more, then do the opposite
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>>183216852

What is this post trying to say? I really have no idea.
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>>183216852
Aww Jack so cute
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>>183192679
Nice pupper is hugging Jack.

psst just pretend the hands are you paws.
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>>183217906
nigga don't ever post that picture ever again
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>>183219570
>tfw no qt planet gf
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>>183220028
Jupiter is not for sexy, but Saturn's hoe ass is.
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>>183220113
What about Uranus?
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>>183220113
Then why did Jupiter just expose itself?
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>>183220438
That's the blood of Germanic barbarians
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>>183220113
>>183220401
Mercury- Jack
Venus- Peebee
Mars- Ashley
Jupiter- Vetra
Saturn- Miranda
Uranus- Liara
Neptune- Cora
Pluto- Tali

pluto best girl
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>>183220645
>Venus- Peebee
If anyone is Venus isn't sure as shit ain't pb
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This is more badass than it has the right to be.
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>>183222129
Look like propaganda shit.

You know they said Shepard was on posters and shit, that the alliance made him out to be the model man, but is there any examples of that in game?
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>>183222394
Not Ryder specifically, but Pathfinders are made to look like hero figures.
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>>183220645
Mercury-Sara
Venus-Liara
Mars-Ashley
Jupiter-Jack
Saturn-Samara
Uranus-Miranda
Neptune-Cora
Pluto- Not a planet
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>>183222550
oh, yeah I remember.

>>183222553
Pluto can go eat a dick. Bitch ass planet smaller than Russia.
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Why do the voices of female turians sound so appealing?
>tfw no femtur gf.
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>>183222553
>>183220645

Gee, we really need to find this ominous 9th planet in our solar system, so we can add Tali on that (real) Planet list
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>>183223541
Cause they sound like humans, they'd be a lot less attractive if they make cockroach noises
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>>183223631
(You) make dick sucking noises.
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>>183223737
Fuck up, you avian fucking degenerate
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>>183223996
You know it baby.
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>>183223996
Excuse you, I'm an avian hugging degenerate.
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>>183224142
you nasty
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>>183222129
>the amount of fuckwits that think those 5 fighters are arks
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>>183224234
I wonder if turians like being hugged?
Or if they'd just get a little confused when the human wraps himself around their body.
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>>183223541
It's that flanging, man.
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>>183223541
Because of the flanging effect. Their voices sound average without them.
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>>183224371
>>183155403
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>>183224371
How would you even hug a Turian? They have those thick ass thorax's that you can't wrap your arms around
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>>183224371
They are birds, with a warmer internal temperature, of course they like snuggles.
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>>183223554
How about Earth
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>>183224934
That's Shepard
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>>183224558
That's easy. You just wrap your arms around their nice, slim waist. As the waist is apparently seen as one of the attractive features on a female turian, doing so could also be considered pretty lewd.
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>>183225039
And the moon is Tali.
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>>183225104
The moon is EDI
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>>183222553
Exactly that's why I made her Pluto. Everyone overlooks Tali and treats her like dirt

.>>183221186
Peebee thinks she's hot shit but really she's toxic as fuck and her actions can potentially end in you burning in lava.
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>>183225213
Tali is Theia.
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>>183225076
How much do Turians weight? I like to pick people up when I hug them, could I do that with vetra?

>>183225339
>she's toxic as fuck and her actions can potentially end in you burning in lava.
Holy shit that's perfect
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>>183225470
>Theia
The planet that crashed into earth? That doesn't make any sense
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>>183224558
They're not that big. Besides >>183225076
is right. Makes it easy to slip one hand or two down her pants during colder days if >>183224652
is right.
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>>183225476
Vetra is 95 kg or 209.4 lbs.

>>183225643
She became a part of Shepard.
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>"I know I do not have mammary glands that human women have, and traditionally they are sexually desirable to human males... however, I heard the right undergarments are a force multiplier to sexual desirability. Have I succeeded?

> she will never use military jargon and scientific terms for you because dirty talk is too lewd
>she will be completely unaware that it's just as lewd as being lewd.
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>>183225476
>How much do Turians weight?
Andromeda's website said Vetra is 6'6 and weighs 209 pounds.
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>>183225887
Tits are overrated.
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>>183225695
Do Turians actually have asses though? Like do have something soft to grab? I always thought they had actual boney asses

>>183225834
>>183225907
>209
Damn the heaviest person I've ever picked up was around 160-170 lb
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>>183225834
>She became a part of Shepard
ugh that's nasty
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>>183226149
Sure, they'd need something to cushion them when sitting down. No silly buttocks that are just one big hard plate.
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>>183226349
ok it that's true, that's better
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>>183226149
Vetra will pick you up instead.
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>>183226149
We'll never know, because we'll never see any raptor skin, but I imagine they have firm tight butts, perfect for grabbing. Asses are the way they are for a reason, comfortable sitting.
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>>183220645
>Samara isn't Mars.
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>>183226535
nah I'd rather pathetically try to pick her up than have het pick me up.

>>183226546
Aight so they have small but tight booty's, I like that. I mean I like big asses too but if you're gonna play with an ass I'd rather play with one that's easier to wash.

>>183226696
Samara should be Neptune
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>>183226865
>She realizes what you're trying to do and stand on the tips of her toes, making it seem as though you've lifted her just a little.
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Would thiccer femturs have thinner plates as there is more area to cover?
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>>183227051
Good girl, Vetra, good girl
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>>183226535
Vetrafags are all pathetic betas
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>>183227270
Stop talking about yourself>>183227198
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if i fuck an asari, will the baby be human or an asari?
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>>183228748
Asari
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>>183228748
Asari, that little blue bitch will look nothing like you
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>tfw your alien waifu is a total degenerate.
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>>183228748
Add to that the fact that the Asari don't like taking it in the pussy, they prefer the mind rape sex.
Source: the fucking books.
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>>183229178
They can still do mouth and hand stuff. Plus they got to have a shit hole somewhere
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>>183229178
That's the only enticing thing about the parasites.
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>>183228948
so i can fuck her too
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>>183229678
ooh can you imagine her and the mom at the same time? damn.
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Are turians ticklish?

Asking for a friend.
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>>183229882
are birds?
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>>183229954
yes they are
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>>183230739
Well theirs your answer
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>>183231020
>>183230739
>>183229954
>>183229882
>ywn scratch under your femturs gf's chin and get a reaction like this https://youtu.be/FCt3WDJgeKM?t=1m18s
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>>183231292
Ok I grew up on a farm and have watched a shit ton of animal planet documentaries, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
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>>183231292
The part where their chin meets their faceplate would be a perfect spot.
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can a human even impregnate an asari?
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>>183231713
Yes, just not the way you think.
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>>183231713
Did you play the games?
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>>183231814
only 1-2
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>>183231881
Then you should know the answer to that question.
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>>183231713
Not really.
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>>183226865
I made Cora Neptune because she's obsessed with azure if you namsayin
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>>183234049
Man Cora can go eat a dick, Samara IS Neptune
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>>183236821
Extra comfy.
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>>183237641
Space is so comfy
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>>183237797
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>>183226865
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>>183238523
Yup that's what I pictured
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>>183238523
>>183239203

Fireman lift her, you can carry twice your weight that way.
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>>183239391
That seems like a lot of effort just for a hug
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>>183225907
>TFW you are 3 inches shorter than Vetra

>>183239391
How are you gonna bring her through the threshold during your Honeymoon though. A fireman carry isn't very sexy
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>>183239565
>Roleplay her being wounded and you have to take her to a hospital bed and the only cure for her injuries is the d

As for honeymoon. You gotta start lifting then get fit for that one day.
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>>183239481
>not doing whatever it takes to hug your waifu
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>>183238397
For a second, I thought that one was another space KL image.
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>>183240901
She's not my waifu
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>>183241263
Sorry, that sucks.
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>>183241678
Nigga hush
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>>183241263
Do whatever it takes to hug your waifu, no matter who it is.
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>>183241816
Damn right
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>>183241164
That Kraut is ruining my good name.

Usually my pics have a bunch of letters and or numbers saying what I'm posting in case you want to look it up
>>
>>
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>>183247470
The fuck are those spots? Bitch got Asari chicken pox?
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anyone got moth tali i need the picture
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>>183248417

Of course, their version is an STD.
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>>183248417
Maybe an ancient form of a squid defense mechanism?
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>>183249125
>>183249306
uuuh shit.
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>>183238523
You could carry a femtur, if you aren't a 5'5 manlet like Scooter
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>>183252708
Is he really 5'5?
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>>183252912
He's like 6'1
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>>183252980
So is he all just torso?
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>>183252912
I think he is actually 5'10, but the point stands
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>>183253465
>cursor
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>>183238523
It's not that hard to hug and lift a 210-pound person. Though if they're that much taller than you the grip is probably really awkward, and there's another 40+ pounds of armor to consider in the case of Vetra.
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>>183253984
So you are saying get a shorter femtur gf and make sure they have a light uniform/armor?
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>>183253465
Everyone wants a spiky wife.
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>>183253465
Everyone wants a spiky boyfriend.
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>>183254175
>make sure they have a light uniform/armor
I'd rather she didn't wear any clothes at all.
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>>183254806
Vetra in a human wedding dress
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>>183254469
Turians are just superior. I'm not even attracted to human males, and I would take a male turian over a female human.
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Late night Jack post!
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>>183255141
I don't know if I would go as far as taking some turian dick, but I'd definitely be down with a turian best friend. Do all sorts of the typical bro stuff together- hiking, fishing, vidya, sports, just hanging out and shootin' the shit.

I imagine it would be pretty neat to walk into a bar with your turian pal a be all like, "You see this 6'2" 200lbs+ spiky lookin' motherfucker? Yeah, he's my best bud." Kinda childish, but I'm sure you could certainly meet lots of interesting people that way.
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>>183256816
I ain't about taking dick either, but I wouldn't mind giving it.
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>>183256816
A turian bro would be a great wingman especially due their voices and general bravado.
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>>183257619
It would work even better if you both were degenerates who had a thing for the women of your respective species
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>>183253465
Everyone wants a spiky wife.
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>>183253465
everyone wants a spiky girlfriend
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>>183258643
Hi /terra firma/
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>tfw no power-armored spiky gf to kill pirates and kett with
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>>183259348
>butt plates

Way too stupid
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>>183260017
The knee-high socks are pretty nice, though.
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>>183260134
>tfw no femtur gf in just in a long t-shirt, panties and talon-poking knee-high socks
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>>183256816
I was going to say a krogan would also be a great bro, but all those activities you listed would have an extremely high chance of death.
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>>183260291
Krogan are all over-violent braindead retards
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>>183260271
>tfw no femtur gf that likes to wear your old t-shirts and sweaters
>tfw the shirts are nearly torn to shreds due to her spiky exterior but she still wears them anyway because they remind her of you
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>>183260743
>"I'm not as soft as the human or asari women... or quarian omen if you have a thing for rubber and safe sex. I just... II just want to look 'sexy' for you.
>she does air quotes every time she uses a human phrase.
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>>183261338
There's just something about a femtur's hard exterior and soft/emotional interior that I find so good damn lovable.

No more, anon. You're making me sad.
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see this gif?

Someone should please blur out Vetra and Ryder holding hands in a gif.

I'd do it if I knew how.
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How would your parents react if you were going to marry a blue parasite/suitgypsy/birdraptor?
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>>183262470
Disowned,

worth it for my dextrofu (haven't decided which dextro to race traitor with though.)
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>tfw no brown-plated olive-eyed femtur gf
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>>183262470
Eh. I'm sure my parents wouldn't mind as long as they saw that I was happy. They would probably have a lot of questions, however. I think I'm pretty lucky in that regard.
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>>183262092
I would but I didn't waifu Vetra
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>>183262470
I imagine they'd be shocked to hell, then eventually come around to enjoy it. I'd probably die of laughter from the initial reactions, though.
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>>183262470
Probably the same reaction they had when they found out I was gay. (get out of my house, you're no son of mine, you're going to hell, etc)
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>>183264108
your parents sound like the only sensible ones here
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>>183264108
I don't know if I could get a femtur to convert to Islam___

It'd depend on that
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>>183262470
>Mating tube receptacle
Probably the least issue, given how similar to humans they look
>Suitrat
They'd probably grin and bear it, since if you squint at them in the right light, they just look like a human in MOPP4
>Spikefu
Gossip would ABOUND.
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>>183262470
In reaction wise, I'd assume It'd go Asari > Turian > Quarian.

Because, those fuckers don't have real jobs in their real world, just jobs with their giant gypsy caravan.

Turians may look like horror move extras but at least they can hold stationary locations, and decent jobs. Not sure how well C-SEC officers get paid but it still be decent.

>>183264238
Nice to hear you aren't in Erdogan's rape dungeon, roach.
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>>183253465
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>>183264238
Bad parents, bad son.

>>183264108
Good parents, bad son.

>>183265568
Good parents, good son.
>>
I love Ash
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>>183265568
>introducing your turian gf to your family
>father is a war vet, fought in last contact war or something, you don't really know
>after all you're alien-rights-in-alliance-space activist
>father tenses up, storms out of the room
>comes back with some old rifle
>tfw you're son to a murderer now
>>
>>183267489
>>183264215
>sie edgy "gays are bad" meme
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>>183268491
>sie
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>>183262470
>asari
No problem, they´re basically blue humans, they are cultured and technological advanced, their long lifespan would probably make them good employees, plus keeping houses would be much easier in addition to their natural biotic powers, which are impressive .

> Turians
Shouldnt be that much of a problem, biggest hinderance would be them being dextro and the inability to produce offspring with humans. However they´re militaristic and basically space romans, which would be quite a plus.

> Quarians
No homes, no jobs, basically Spacegypsies. Big NO
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>>183262092
Pretty sure something similar was posted a while back. Somebody probably has it.
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>>183268180

Good!
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>>183262470
>Asari
They wouldn't care, would maybe even get a high 5 from Dad

>Turian
Mom wouldn't care as long as I'm happy, Dad would probably act happy but then wonder why/what lead me to do that. Probably would secretly be disappointed

>Quarian
See above
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What did she mean by that?
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>>183276551
boots
Liara is pure
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>>183276965
>Over a century old
>pure

Anon, I...
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>>183276551

Scalp. Shit gets gunked up very easily.
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>>183277078
I mean you're relatively older than her and you haven't touched anyone of the other sex in a sexual or romantic way either, so it wouldn't be that strange.
>>
No dying yet, thread.
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>>183259348
Fucking Ree, that whore
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>>183259348
That's a male Turian
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>>183280596
And that's a problem?
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>>183280596
No, it's not. It's just a better female turian design than Bioware's.
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BLACKED?
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>>183284224
Hot
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Where is CYOA anon?
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>>183262913
Dark plated turs are qter
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>>183284224

The girl checking out her hair is CUTE!
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>>183285162
Working.

Don't worry anon, I'll update today like I said I would.
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>>183285162
He's dead anon, I'm sorry
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>>183286041
Thanks bud, love what you're doing.
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Fat nips!
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>>183286047
>Not KL_Nebula.jpg
Almost disappointed. Almost.
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>>183257619
>>183256816
>Your turian bro has a thing for human women
>He wants you to help him
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>>183284224
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Tell me about new lewd sfm artists your find recently.
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>>183291519
Damn he's sexy. I would turn gay for him
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>>183291519

This dude.
>https://noblegaming.tumblr.com/
>http://orig00.deviantart.net/8f62/f/2016/146/8/7/miranda_lawson___getting_comfortable_by_noblegaming-da3vsuz.png
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>>183291935
>
>>183292197
Thanks.
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>>183292197
>foot trash
the worst after futa trash
>>
>>183293104
Other stuff you would recommend?
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>Commander Shepard, if you keep the genophage in place you get more than just the military support of salaraian race. I will... personally commit myself to your war effort..."

hnf
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>>183293495
I only care about Femshep x Liara stuff which got pretty rare by now
just check out rule34hentai
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>tfw telling your qt femtur gf to turn off her translator.
>She wonders why but does as she's told, squawking in birdspeak when you sit down next to her in the sofa.
>The sounds you have learned are weird, alien and you struggle to form some of the syllables.
>In her language, you introduce yourself and then say her name.
>It's stilted, awkward and every syllable is a battle against your vocal chords.
>The turian is transfixed, her big olive eyes darting from your mouth to your eyes and back again.
>There's a big smile on her face, a smile that gets bigger as you stumble through pointing through several objects on the table.
>She laughs and grins. her mouth and mandibles open and close several times, she fixes you with a strange look, her hands grab onto one of her spurs, she's nervous!
>The realization causes you to mispronounce several words and you lose track of where you were.
>She laughs before breathing in and speaking.
>"Much good." She's blushing as the words leave her mouth, just as alien as her language was to you. "My starchy sweet are cutest speaking Palaveii"
>The sound of her garbled English makes your heart swell, without thinking you say that you love her in butchered turian.
>She responds by letting out a d'aaww, her mandibles click twice against her cheeks and she reaches over and pulls you down into her lap, before responding with a breathy "Me am love too." You giggle and despite your best efforts, blush. Her hand reaches over and grabs yours.
>She smiles, you stretch out your fingers to hold hands. But instead of holding her clawed digits in yours, she guides your hand down into her pants.
>You feel her heat through her frilly panties, she's wet and hot.
>She leans, her mouth nearly touching your ear.
>In perfect well researched English, she asks you to fuck her.

>Lots of incomprehensible sounds ensue.
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>>183293686
liara x femshep rule 34 is rare

maybe non-futa
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>>183293686
Thanks, i guess. Someday you will look at all your bookmarks and understands that r34 is the only 60% of lewd things you can find.
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>>183294265
Ive grown tired of normal porn, its just so bland. there is no affection beyond the money they get.
SFM artists put effort into making the scenes feel like 2 people are truely having fun in their extasy and the animations have grown to be almost life like. there are implyed feelings and love between the models, something that is more closer to real sex than any porn video with disgusting 3D cunts. but you can only build so much of a collecton before you see the same shit over and over again and the lack of new ME content is concerning and seeing MEA models doesnt bode well for the future.
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>>183293974
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>>183294963
Its kind of ironic that 3D models have more personality and background than actual 3D porn actors, especially males. Probably the reason why costumed camwhores and thematic roleplayers are doing the only decent stuff nowadays.
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>>183293974
Nice one.
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Throwing it out there. Would you a christmas cake scientist femsalarian in the name of research ?
Think Mordin Solus except female and maybe a bit younger.
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>>183296678

That's a nice jacket.
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>>183298292
Nah senpai, Cloaca is just a bit too far for me.
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>>183296678
>ducati

Not even once
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>>183298292
Maybe cuddle regularly and keep her company during her final years but that is all
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>>183287951
The objecting krogan should be a matriarch with tits bigger than her head
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>>183293974
More like this.
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Where are all the namefags?
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>>183304926
Brioche here.
I'm playing Andromeda multiplayer right now.
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>>183304926
I'm at work
I guess I count as one
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>>183305590
How is it? I've never played
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>>183306929
Pretty fun. Way more fast and aggressive than ME3 one. Its really hard to solo anything and the ennemies are really really aggressive. I like it even though theres I dont have much characters and I find most of the unhelmeted humans pretty ugly.
Not having much luck unlocking the femtur character.
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>>183304926
As far away as possible
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Boogieing with the missus
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>>183304926
bad fic anon. playing ftl but here have this
1/2
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>>183308452
2/2 the rest is just shit
like oh lets all go to a shooting range
and then the chapter just ends
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>>183307274
heh, in the good old ME MP the Turian characters were the first that I could unlock. Altough i have no skill in playing the cabal
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>>183308716
Tutina, sounds funny.
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>>183308716
God it's so choppy
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>>183308716
How does one unironically type and publish something like this?
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>>183307274
>tfw have the femtur at xvii but no fun guns to use on her
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>>183293974
More?
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>>183293974
Are femturs horny all the time?
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>>183309016

Is there a pic of Mark with a moustache?
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>>183309016
He ages damn well
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>>183310896
I don't think so, that femtur was horny though.
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>>183309016
o hai Mark
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>>183260495
Except Wrex. He's like the grandpa who likes to do crazy shit that nearly results in someone dying, mostly caused by himself, but he's just fun to be around.
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Jesus, MEG, why so dead?
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>>183310896
>tfw femtur gf pretends not to be horny sometimes because she's so annoyed by the stereotype
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This is off topic as fuck but, the singer for linkin park died.
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>>183315317
how did he suicide?
anyway RIP
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>>183315510
Killed himself today

>tfw you realize all his edgy lyrics were legit and not just edgy for the sake of it.
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No content
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>femturs evolved to be more sexually receptive when their bodies sensed that their homeworld was far from the sun and its harmful radiation, to ensure the offspring is born at the same time next year, spared from the harshet radiation till their carapace hardens.
>Problem is that off-world turians are exposed to a fraction of the harmful radiation they evolved with.
>the switch in their bodies is stuck in the on position.

>horny turians galore.
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>>183315317

Yeah, I heard. What the fuck, man?

>>183315510

Hanged himself, apparently.

>>183315608

Reminds me of the time when I was a kid and my father told me how his girlfriend's father said "I can't take it anymore." in Danish, and we laughed how ridiculous it sounded. I was a kid, I didn't know what it meant.
Turns out he killed himself later. I think I know what he meant now.
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>>183315317
Shame. I liked their music.
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>>183315859
I imagined they had the neckbowls so they could easily guard and shield their young from the sun
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>>183316401
Point.
Or they just let the kids live in burrows for a time, like how some birds dig nests in sandstone, but on the shadow side of hills and such.
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>>183315608
makes you wonder how many of the edgy posters may follow the same path
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>>183316754
>tfw femturs used to dig holes in the ground, placed their babies and kept coming back to regurgitate food inside
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>>183317723
>wounded turs get placed in the same holes to care for the young.
>The parents take turns sitting in the hole, but the turlings often go a long time without seeing them because al adults might be needed for a hunt.
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>>183315859
>>183316401
>>183316754
>>183317723

What if the Turians actually have a pouch to carry their young ones in, like marsupial ? That way the scales of the father or mother could act as a protection agaisnt the radiation, without having the need to hide the offspring somewhere, they could take their young ones with them
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>>183318641
That's just stupid
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>>183315859
> off world turians are exposed to less solar radiation
> their scales become smaller and weaker with less metal in them
> in order to return to Palaven for longer time periods they need to wear veils
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>>183319010
>quarianboo turian is a twink

reli mek u tink

>>in order to return to Palaven for longer time periods they need to wear veils

Dolt, regular humans can fucking live in Palaven just with special sunscreen, you think they lose the metal content just because they aren't in the sun?
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>>183319357
Maybe off-world turians tend to have metal deficient diets?
I agree it's a an idea don't agree with.

>>183319010
>tfw no twinktur totally straight cuddlebuddy
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>>183319357
their scales could loose cohesion, as necessary proteins or metals probably aren't found on other world or spaceships, especially since their world is a dextro world, which could lead to malnourishment or something like that. I think it could be like a turian form of Scurvy, or that illness black ppl get, when they stay in the arctic circle for too long without proper supplements, a vitamin D deficency i believe.
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>>183320852
Just put some Zinc or lead supplements or whatever they need in their damn food then

>>183319010
Imagine being blessed with a long crest and then turning out to be a suitrat obsessed weakling
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>tfw you were writing a greentext story and halfway through it you lost that spark that makes your writing good.

Fuck, my mind just fucking turns off and I can't make a decent sentence to save my life.
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>>183321759
It's okay anon. Just post what you've already written or try thinking of something else a little.
That's a lovely ass.
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>>183321759
>plated ass

this is biological unfeasible, stop this meme.
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anyone got any lewd miriandas?
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>>183322685
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Ded like Miranda's womb.
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>>183326831
I'm waiting for the next thread to open.
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What are good build loadouts for Single-player in Mass Effect Andromeda? It'd like to get a soldier, sentinel, vanguard and explorer profile but I don't really know what's the best skills in the game.
>>
REVIVE
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Thinking about writing a femtur x human boyfriend meet the family fic. Should it be meet the human family or meet the turian family.
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>>183330484
Both at the same time maybe ? Like at a Shanxi veterans reunion ?
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>>183330484
Do Turian, more potential for hijinks
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>>183330484
Both.
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>>183330607
But I feel like a human family would be more relatable. How much do we really know about turian family dynamics?
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>>183330576
I think the angry FCW veteran angle has been overdone, there must be a turian dad who was in stationed in some literal-who colony, having nothing to do but get drunk off torpedo juice during the events.
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>>183331126
True, it'd have to be a bit headcanony and that's hard to catch.

But the problem is that we know how most people would react to bedding a space-bird-raptor
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>>183330941
>>183330607
>>183330576

How about an engagement party. First time the couple decides to involve their family at long last. It will take longer to come out, because of the character creations involved.

femtur will be something conventional. Like a chief or some other civilian job.
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anybody know how andromeda runs on a 970?
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>>183331229
This desu. The FCW trope has been done to death already. Make the turian dad something interesting or not typical, like a farmer, ex merc, or something. Same thing with the human family.
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>>183331516
Chef*
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>>183330576
Any fic that references the First Contact War automatically gets ignored by me. That has to be the most overused event in the setting, especially in fanfiction. Considering that it was a very tiny conflict participated in by only one local patrol unit (for the turians) and in which less than a thousand people died, it's utterly ridiculous that every single middle-aged human and turian in the galaxy seems to have been present.
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>>183330484
Both. Maybe have it at a restaurant where both set of parents are seated the same table. Each of them think there has to be an error before the couple comes in. That's what I was going to write, but I never got around to my dumb idea. Whatever you choose, good luck anon.
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>>183332713
>Each of them think there has to be an error before the couple comes in.

sounds fun
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>>183327107
I enjoyed sentinel with Lance, Incinerate, and Overload. Detonations for days.
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>>183332707
Also, using this maybe you could get the dad comment on how every human thinks every turian of his age fought in it
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>>183330484
>>183330607
Please do both, I think it'd be really fun.
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>>183333265
>>183333145
>>183332713
>>183331661

Okay, no First contact fic. It will be set a few years before ME1 or in the interval between ME1 and 2. Tensions are eased, but issues still stand.

The turian dad is going to be displeased, but not oppressively so about it. More you're not good enough for my daughter then "I'm disowning her." He'll be a veteran, but didn't take part in the First contact war.

Still deciding on a career. Maybe a mechanic.
Sees the human fly off in his air car and quietly ponders on how he can make it look like an accident. (joking.. maybe)
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>>183334491
I wonder how a Turian stoner dad would sound like.
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>>183334491
I'm not sure if a cop is too traditional for a Turian but you could do the same joke but with get him imprisoned for whatever offense he can think of.
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Maybe that Noveria turian mechanic is the dad.

"I got a team of twelve working for me!"

Got the job paying for his daughter's education on Noveria

Or Lorik qui'in
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So can I bang this qt squid-headed bitch without endangering by quest to get that sweet Cora grandma ass?
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ME:A females are ugly because...?
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>>183334491
Bet earning the respect of a Turian father is fucking hard, especially for a human. Unless he's military, the guy is going to have a difficult time trying.
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>>183337698
filename related.
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>>183334491
Maybe the dad's a mechanic and the human and him bond over the human's classic fossil-fuel powered car/motorcycle.
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>>183337182
You don't actually get to smash. Which sucks, because I want to show her a real human treasure.
>>
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>>183337945

that doesnt answer my qeustion
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>>183339901
I think you're good so long as you don't pursue it beyond whenever you lock in the Cora scenes.
I wouldn't know for sure, though, since I've never done Cora route before.
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>>183293974
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New thread soon.
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In honor of the return of Brioche and ded thread. As opposed to spess I'm gonna post his fics
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>>183343702
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>>183343702
Brioche here
Thanks mate, I appreciate it.
I may have something new brewing. Will get back to you all in the next thread I think.
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>>183343907
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CYOA anon here.

Sorry anons, I lied. No update tonight, instead I'm postponing until tomorrow when I have 4-5 hours to kill.
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>>183345563
It's all good anon, take your time with it.
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>"I know this isn't ideal, but from what little she has spoken about him to me, Kyrana seems to hold this human in high enough affection to take him as a mate. You will make nice with both him and his family, right?"

Knowing better then to think Malavi was offering him a choice on the matter, Tyrus Otanius clamped his mouth close and nodded curtly.

previewing the names, do they sound okay?
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>>183346408
No issues here, they sound fine.
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>>183344072
No problem

>>183345563
Don't stress it m8, no one is forcing you yet. That tends to produce shit. Take your time, we'll be here.

>>183346408
It doesn't begin with a C, V, or a combination thereof. So I automatically like it more
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>>183347216
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>>183348908
Time to switch to classic eddrf for a bit
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>>183344121
>>183348908
Comfy fics, thanks.
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>>183350372
Thanks friend.
If you liked my writefaggotry I've posted the most recent one earlier this thread, here >>183130959
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>>183350321
Back to the frog
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>>183351106
Ok, done for a bit
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What are you doing to keep comfy tonight, meg?
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>>183352812
prefapping
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>>183352812
tea and cookies and writing >>183331516

also my captcha is being odd. the only one that works is Select all images with
X Click verify once there are none left
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>>183353031
reminder not to short your prefaps
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>>183353048
Try enabling Legacy Captcha?

Also looking forward to what you have written, anon.
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>>183353135
I absolutely will not
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Im making a new bread
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new bread
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>>183354114
I'm so fucking dumb

>>183354061
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