/meg/- Mass Effect General

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First for spiky wife

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2nd for gray human waifu

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>>183354397
Best waifu.

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Krogan romance never

This isn't banworthy, right?

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>>183354446
only the purest

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>>183354481
I wouldn't think so

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>>183354589
Not with an ass like this.

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amphibianfu pls

>>183355106
How dare you lewd the pure.

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>>183355106
Don't say things like that about her!

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>>183355106
Damn!

>>183355538
Get that ugly ass blockhead outta here

>>183354397
>>183354589
>>183355106
Get the disgusting suitrat spy outta here

>>183354360
Get that crater faced raptor outta here

>>183355360
Dumb frog poster

>>183355710 ((You))
get this hothead outta here

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nth for future happy family

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the best girl ;_; the best romance ;__;

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>>183354360
Best wife.

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>>183354360
Yes.

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>>183355710
Sexy suitrat spy, you mean.
I'd tell her anything if it meant I could get between those thighs.

how do i switch v1 captcha in chrome. now it's thinking i'm a bot or something.

>>183355106
god damn god damn

>>183356298
Settings>Quotes & Replying>Legacy CAPTCHA

Hope this helps.

>>183356532
in google setting or in the capcha box

>>183356532
>>183357196

ok on the site. Thanks!

So you guys just, what, post waifu shit all day? Is ME:A really that irredeemable?

>>183357809
It really is that irredeemable. It is easily the worst game I have ever played.

>>183357809
still waiting for content

So, I'm here again, asking for some game recommendations, already played mass effect trilogy and enjoyed it, also played new vegas. Would search for games to play myself but I'm a lazy fucker, keep posting those turians waifu tho

>>183357809
What else are we suppose to discuss?

>>183357940
FEAR
metal gear rising if your into some intense action
FTL is pretty good so is metro
it really depends on what you want

>>183358279
I'll try metro last light then, also, is andromeda actually that bad? I wanna give it a try to have some more mass effect but I'm not sure.

>>183357809
August 21 soon

>>183357809
It's not irredeemable, but the devs will have to work fucking extra hard to make a sequel, if that even happens. The critique they received should be able to let them know how to not screw up as bad. The patches have improved the game, but that doesn't forgive how it was on release.

>>183359249
What happens on August 21 specifically?

>>183359338
https://www.pcgamesn.com/ea-gamescom-2017-conference-livestream

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Late night Jack post!

>>183357809
Yes, I really hope they just make another spin-off attempt instead, this time in the OT world

>>183358242
How we can achieve FTL travel

>>183360809
Drugs

>>183360865
wouldnt that be time travel ?

>>183361001
It can be both

>>183357809
Worse. It's completely forgettable

>>183361045
This. I honestly can't remove any non crew names other than reyes(fucking tumbler sluts) kesh and tann. I can't even remember what vetra's sisters name is.

>>183357809
It's alright. It's got a 75 on Metacritic and a similar score on Microsoft's website based on 3,500 user scores. I think those are fair ratings. Not bad, has some good moments, but mostly forgettable.

>>183361176
>>183361045
I just remembered her name, it's Sid, right?
I was thinking it was "Ziggy" for some fucking reason

>>183361213
but the USER scores put it at around a 4.8

>>183361274
I'm suprised a shitty bowie reference didn't sneak by into this fucking game

>>183361368
Metacritic's user base is a very small and unrepresentative demographic. Microsoft's users are a broader group, and a larger sample size, and they gave it a 8.1.

>>183361538
*4.0 (out of 5).

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/p/mass-effect-andromeda/bzpr04v49bmh#ratings-reviews

>>183359414
Will be nice to have SOME news at least. Or not. Probably not.

>tfw no chubby femtur gf to cuddle

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7291636/1/The-End-of-Dawn

>Then when John was about ready, Tali stopped, grabbed him with a hand and started beating him off just to keep the pace, and gave him a big grin.
>"Hey John."
>"...Yeah?"
>"Spitters are for quiters."
>She took him in full and swallowed. Textbook blowjob, she thought to herself proudly.

wut..

>>183361912
Only news on ME we will get is "sorry, can't comment about future stuff blah blah."

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>>183362703

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>>183362703

"Ha ha..." she breathed heavily, a fat smile on her face. "I just fucked Commander Shepard."

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>>183362703

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>>183363472
Why do some writers insist on taking well-established, canon characters and butchering their personalities? Wouldn't it be more believable to write some OC and make them a slut instead?

>>183363930
That'll always happen. Everyone write Scoot as a top despite the fact that he's a bottom bitch

>>183363930
>Wouldn't it be more believable to write some OC

That would require making their own characters, which takes effort. Then they'd have to describe the new ones and shit like that.

http://orig11.deviantart.net/0569/f/2017/201/d/e/mass_effect_by_mnshered-dbh1oum.jpg

>>183365941
Why do you post this barbie doll bullshit here?

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>>183356061
>we could've gotten that

Why were krogan niggers allowed to join the Initiative?

>>183366662
Liberals in the Initiative

>>183366662
Becuase Bioware is fucking retarded and never think before they write

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>>183366938
Thank the goddess Casey is back. Mass Effect will be saved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

>>183367091
That fraud isn't saving anything until Andromeda universe gets shit canned

>muh Milky Way
>muh Shepard
>muh old crew

>>183367478
Don't sell him short, anon. If he comes in and has some say about some SP DLC it could be based as fuck and would redeem ME:A and EA would greenlight ME:A2.

Daily reminder that the series should have died at 1

>>183367990
Nothing can redeem ME:A, It is a shitfest with a boring new universe with awful characters.

Andromeda is a new galaxy, not a universe, you tit. Dumb tit.

>>183369101
It is a new universe franchise-wise, as in all the old shit is gone.

Yeah, it was shit. Glad it's gone.

No.

GAS THE ANGARA

>>183370412
space war now

Why are geth so evil.

>>183370526
They're not.

>>183370526
>>183370803

The geth aren't evil, but they sure as hell aren't innocent if only 17 million quarians made it to the Migrant fleet.

>>183371137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq7SGQzeCEw

I guess the dumbass Quarians shouldn't have tried to genocide the entirety of the geth.

>>183370803
>>183371137
They're self-aware robots. That means they're evil by default.

>>183363930
>Why do some writers insist on taking well-established, canon characters and butchering their personalities?
That's what fanfiction is for, you autist. And the ME characters barely have consistent personalities to begin with, they're just some tropes.

>>183371137
killing 99% of all quarians in the universe doesn't make you evil, it makes you a goddamn hero

>>183371434
can WORD this post

>>183371434
The quarians mostly killed each other, anyway, assuming ME3 is canon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66yzFRwmTg

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>>183371293
> the geth are evil cause they´re robots
> classical men vs. machine scenario

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Hello.
I want to drive a the successor to the YMIR mech and blast people with guided missiles while my waifu handles the autocannon.

>>183373047
play titanfall 2 then

>>183372167
>implying humans/organics can ever coexist with self-aware synthetics

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>>183373187

They're releasing Frontier Defense in a bit, it's going to be awesome.
It's horde mode.
>suddenly imagine dual cockpit titans
SUCH POWER

Daily reminder that killing off both Geth and Quarians is the solution

>>183371960
Stop linking this shit

>>183373769
>in the middle of a war to preserve sentient organic life in the galaxy
>genocide sentient organic race
What's the point, besides being edgy on /meg/?

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>>183373769
tfw the turians didn't just roll in before the geth achieved space flight and turn Rannoch into glass and kill the Migrant Fleet for good measure.

>>183373879
>''''''sentient''''''' organic race creates docile murderbots although being warned several times not to
>After being kicked off by the murderbots, they immediately switch to a life of thievery

Quarians are scum, before and after Geth. Geth are useful idiots as you can just chuck them in the bin after picking destroy

>>183373949
We have to be thankful that the teal parasites negotiated peace otherwise would've gotten glassed or became a client race of the birdraptors

>>183373949

The quarians literally called for help during the uprising, but the council didn't care, the quarians broke a law therefor their lives are forfeit. Nevermind that said robotic uprising then lead to an attack on the Citadel.

>>183374029
So you just destroy the scum with the largest ( while not the strongest ) fleet in the galaxy and replace them with synthetics with potential to betray you anytime. It's idiotic but i can understand the reasoning anyway.

>>183374146
Quarians proceeded to be scummy hobos on the Citadel long before the (((Geth))) attacked them

>>183374217
In times of desperate need, you need the strongest allies.

Besides, even without having a magic wizard giving your a color that lets you destroy all machines, Geth wouldn't be a large threat even if they backstabbed you

>>183374319
I think the fic got lewd too fast, should've gone for a kiss after translating each other's 'I love you's and then went for the lewd

>>183374319
Too bad Bioware would never do something like this, it'd be nice during a romance option.

>>183374467
I think i will still stay with scum fighting for survival than with robotos merely not sure what should they do with their sentience, thanks for insight though anon.

>>183374682
The scum have nice hips! That's another reason.

>>183374816
I wonder if Geth were used as sexbots previously, there must be a platform made for lewd purposes

>>183374908
Geth are not for lewd anon!

>>183374816
That are likely made out of caked shitbags, Can't prove it's natural either because the fuckers die with out.

The chance of those hips being is same as a female Turian hiding D-cups underneath their power armor

>>183375053
it's not like there was any handholding, just constant rawdogging and DVDA

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Reminder that if you choose anyone but Liara as your waifu you are utter trash.

>>183374543
I agree with you.

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>>183375118
If I cared about Liarafags I might shed a single tear

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>>183375294
>caring enough that you reply
kek

weak bait

>responding to the Liara autist ever

Mac has been desperate after ME:A

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Reminder that femturs have a grappling puss

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>>183375398
>implying if you dont give (You)'s the bait didnt work

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>>183374908
>>183375053

"Anon-human, 2134 programs have reached a consensus: We love you. We have taken steps to to alter this platform with feminine traits to increase the outcome of your joining with our consensus in the most efficient way possible. Do you approve?"

>>183375501
I liked the cheesegrater meme better

>>183375501
yo that's fucked up dude, my dad stepped on one of those once and had a sea urchin spine stuck in his foot for 32 years

>>183375553
Nothing like polygamy like marrying with robot hiveminds

qt geth-fu fic when?

>>183375592

Why was it in there for 32 goddamn years?

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>>183375501
Internal suction walls.

While you're fucking, her body is still sucking

>>183375553
>even more programs than Legion

Is that what geth sexe bots require?

>>183375772

Legion is for combat. not loving as evidence by his failure at dating sims.

Jezebel is an improvement in this field.

It's lively today.

>>183375846
>Jezebel

wat

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>>183375553
Add a mask like this or something instead of a flashlight head and I'd be glad to, interface.
a fleshlight head is fine too.

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>>183375118
Absolutely correct anon, have my favorite Liara pic.

>>183375687
because they missed a bunch of fragments after the initial surgery

>>183375875
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jezebel

staying biblical

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>>183375951
thanks, now I have cancer

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>>183375726
Excellent

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>>183375726
>>183376041
Sex ends when she decides its over.

>>183375726
> the japanese have already built a femtur simulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHi8hTvT3II

My problem with female Turians is that they are like stick insects, need to be thiccer

>>183376326
Stick insects don't need to be thiccer you dump ass, otherwise they wouldn't blend in with nature

>>183376395
They'de be branch insects

>>183376554
if turians were heavier then how would they be able to climb trees?

checkmate atheists

>>183376326
Femturs are too disciplined to get thicc

>>183376326
They are lean to perfection.

>>183376554
Log insects.

anybody else got an horrible audio bug with nomad? i used a trainer to get infinite boost and did a glitch where the boost sound mutes, shortly after that and horrible screeching noise started blasting from my speakers and i had to close the game.

>>183377139
I have never had any audio issues with the nomad.

>>183377139
no, I dont play shit games.

>>183377804
it's probably an issue with the trainer. never had it before but it came up today. MaF might try to do something about it but probably not.

Which species give the best blowjob?

>>183378689
Liara T'Soni

>>183378689
angara and kett

they sucked the fun right out of andromeda

>>183378884
This.

>>183362703
The Freedom's Progress meeting is actually pretty good in this

what chapter

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>ywn genocide the whole Andromeda Initiative in order to save the galaxy from the SAM AI
feels bad desu

what is there to be saved in Andromeda?

>>183379681
humans and human accessories

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>>183379681
Second best Asari in Andromeda (see pic) and best Asari of course.
Which would be Sarissa.

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>>183376007

I was thinking it was some kind of reference.

>Ahab.
Venom gets a geth waifu!

>>183379681
Cora's fat ass

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>>183375879
Why not just fuck a Mechari at that point?

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Thick butts, sexy backs and treats!

>>183383386
Are potato feet the treats?

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>>183383827

Totato camoflage socks.
In typical Bioware fashion, the cheaped out on nice treats.

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>>183378689

>>183384073

Uh, *potato. Though, that would be a nice pun.

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>Ashley didn't have a cute hoodie as a casual look on the ship

Fug.

>>183384115
Wouldn't that kill her?

>>183384962
The toxicity of levo/dextro has been grossly overstated.
Honestly I like to imagine it's a consequence of most alien food being toxic to other aliens, asari with their eeezo infused cuisine,
turians and their heavy metals, the neurotoxins in most mushrooms grown on the flotilla.
It's all toxic to some species, so it's easier to assume it's all deadly. But there are foods that several species can eat, like noodles, standard nutrient paste, some de-carapaced meats and so on. And of course, the sexual fluids of various species.

>>183384962
In-lore she would swell up like a balloon only if she ingested. In real biochemistry, nothing would happen

>>183385984
aren't hot peppers deadly/dangerous to most species on Earth except birds and humans?


What are some foods that humans can eat that others can't?

>>183386419
Grapes are deadly to dogs.

>>183386419
i believe so.

>>183388224
I told you about the stairs bro

>>183386889
Really? I knew about chocolate, which one is worse?

>>183388224
Drawfag anon just needs to work on that face and it'll be good.

>>183388224
eddrf? everything else but the face looks pretty good.

Have you tried just drawing the face for practice?

>>183388403
Chocolate is overplayed. It'll only do major harm in large amounts. Grapes are far worse.

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>>183375118
This.
Keep fighting the good fight, anon.

>>183389654
>ywn never kiss your waifu with your helmet on

>>183384962
The thing is, that the human sexual fluids can be accepted by any species.
> they can receive a good licking by everyone

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>>183386419
Is alcohol a food ?
Besides that, we have Chocolate, nutmeg, some grapes, Maniok

>>183390958
Alcohol does count but at the same time it's poisonous to us too, we are just dumb enough to drink it, not that I'm complaining.

>>183390958
>licking a poisoned blade
How smart. Remind me of that chinese movie where a guy does that and drop dead in seconds.

>>183390958

Does she have a malformed left hand?

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Shepard...

>>183394241
Tits are too small, still succulente though.

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>>183394597

Shepard!

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>>183394241
>>183394953

>>183395227

Top Liz pics:
>http://pseudonym3d.deviantart.com/
>that sexy goddamn bush behind the lingerie
Fug!
>http://47612784612784678128.deviantart.com/

>>183395553
D-dayum...

>>183394241
>>183394953
>>183395553
Nice

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>cameltoe just out of sight

Goddamnit.

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LASERS

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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Director Tann. He's busy tending to what's left of his salarians.
So you survived our kiss on the mountain. You're just as lovely as I thought. But never forget that your best was good enough to warm my heart.Now an entire turian is happy because you had the strength to hold hands.
The legend of Ryder needs to be written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with our marriage.
-V

>>183399207
Bamboozled again

>>183391348
humans can deal with alcohol far better than other mammals, generally it takes more to get us drunk and we can function better under the influence of alcohol than let´s say elephants or apes. Our liver and the necessary enzymes are good at handling alc.

>>183393430
i suppose the artist isnt that good at drawing that particular detail

>>183392142
that´s the thrill

>>183400816
BANE?

>>183400816
>Kaidan
>not holding a man's hand
Lore breaking.

>>183400957
Kaidan is for femshep only

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Getting slapped around by waifu dick?

i cant play ME3
>playing ME1 in fucking love with tali
>cant into romance with hot ass suit
>get with liara bc blue thicc bitch
>ME2
>OH YASSS TALI ROMANCE
>cant hold my tits, and spoil the fuck outta the romance in ME3
>see endings
i cant play ME3 knowing that

>>183403274
Gee anon, they even created a dlc so you can believe he survived

>>183402849
Yes please

>>183403274
>>183403378
Mods too.

>>183403274
that's your own damn fault. just play it bruv

It's dead, isn't it?

>>183409765
Yes Jim...

>>183408192
>tfw no Metal Slug: 2185

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>Femshep can't romance Tali
what other romances do you wish were possible?

>>183410939
Doc Chakwas

Angara are all dead.

>>183410939
Casual sex with Dr. Lexi. Maybe invite her to a threesome? I think Vetra, Cora, and Peebee would all be down.

>>183411547
Good.

>>183409765
Only waifus can keep it alive

>>183410939
Sheploo and Samara, I would have hard a time choosing between her and Jack

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Getting comfy with Vetra? Getting drunk together and touching each other in both cute and lewd ways? Falling asleep in your quarters watching movies?

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>>183414002

>>183410939
Shiala of course.

>>183394241
Kill it.

>>183416757
Can I fuck it first?

>>183417092
I'll kill you too, then.

>>183417198
Bring it bitch

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Jack!

>>183410939
Why? Tali hates fags

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>>183418007
where'd you get this idea? I dont even remember her talking about homosexuality.

Or do you mean the voice actress that was uncomfortable with the idea?

>>183418824
It's a cultural thing.
Quarians can't afford to tolerate fags that don't contribute to their survival as a species what with the scarce resources of the the Fleet so they all get vented out into space.

>>183419105
I wonder if they send them all to some old freighter and keep them inside like in some kind of zoo to scare their children with.

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>>183419105
But Quarians live in a constant state of One-Child Policy. If anything, gays would be allowed because theyre not popping out kids indiscriminately.

>>183418824
>Or do you mean the voice actress that was uncomfortable with the idea?

This rumor has never been proven.

>>183419410
Am i gay if lesbians have no appeal to me? Serious question

>>183375118

I thought Aria was hot as fuck.

Then I found out that those things have scales.

>scales
>just like reptiles
>they would literally smell like fish

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Is PeeBee as bad as you thought she was going to be before the game released? I went in expecting her to be utter shit, but she's not terrible, apart from her loyalty mission. Liam on the other hand is way worse than I thought he would be.

>>183419410

Not that guy, and memeing aside, Tali does mention that while people can't have more than one child, having children is still extremely important. You don't want the population to start dropping too far, and you really don't want too many old peeps.

>>183420581
She's worse. I just really can't get past her loyalty mission behavior. Except for Peebee and Liam though, I liked everyone more than I thought I would.

>>183421682
Her & Liam's loyalty missions were both masterclasses in making me despise a character. Though I could forgive PB because at least you could properly shout at her for doing it other than the half-arsed attampt you have after liam's. I also have a soft spot for asaris so that helped.

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Survive! We have ruins to explore.

hack it out

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>>183423763
And aliens to hug.!

>>183423763
>>183424162
Can we combine the two?
I'd like to go on a long hike with a qt femtur, and camp in the shade of ancient temples and statues to gods long since forgotten.
I want to look up at the stars in the night, listening to the silence of an overgrown empire. I want to cut my way through thick underbrush, constantly having to free femtur's spurs from vines and branches, sweating and wanting to turn back.
I want to see an opening in the underbrush as the sun starts to set, and watch the most beautiful sunset over a spectacular vista of thundering waterfalls and hundreds of shallow canals carved into the rock, feeding an abandoned city of stone.
I want to explore this city, paddling along the canals in flash-fabricated canoes (and a set of floats for femtur)

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>>183426273
Nope, either or

>>183427498
Then I think the ruins will be my choice.

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>>183427498
Also this

https://youtu.be/J7Cumuf_5CY

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here's your dose of autism for a day
if needed ill come back with more later

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>>183429029
wew

>>183429029
I sometimes feel like reading some fanfics but then I see shit like this and I completely turns me off again

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>>183430656
>>183429313
how about a au where Shepard is a complete whore for turian cock

>>183430917
>knotting.
Almost forgot how every alien male has a knot. Because that's creative.

>>183430917
Truly horrible.

>10

How would renegade Shepard act around the Tempest crew? Do you think they would have kicked Liam off the ship for being such a shit?

>>183436812
Liam and Peebee wouldn't be on the ship, which is fine by me.

>>183437807
I'm picturing renegade femshep shouting Liam off the ship after his personal mission and it is glorious. Also renegade shep would just eject pb's pod in the middle of space and it would be amazing.

>>183394953
Wrex

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>>183436812
Depending if he was renegade or not

>>183152002
Previous save

>Your hunger gets the best of you. You decide to go to the restaurant with Cyra.
>"I think food sounds pretty damn good right now." You pause for a moment, and then say, "But I wouldn't mind getting some drinks after, too."
>The Detective clacks her face-plates against the side of her jaw. "Sounds like a plan, then." She gives you another small smile.
>While the prospect of a meal sounds rather enticing, you can't shake the feeling of guilt of making the poor alien pay for all of your food and drink.
>"Are you sure this is alright?" You decide to ask, "...I don't have any way of paying for this. I mean, you guys still have my wallet, and even then, I don't think that it would do much good."
>Cyra waves a dismissive hand. "Don't worry about it."
>You raise an eyebrow. Despite your alien appearance, the Detective is being awfully accommodating. You're feeling quite fortunate about having a friend in this strange place. You decide it's best not to question her further.
>The next few hours pass without incident. After arriving at the C-SEC station, the Detective excuses herself to her office in order to complete some paperwork, while you take up residence of the chair outside, using this as an opportunity to do some people watching in this strange place.
>Weird blue female aliens, aliens in rubber suits, frog-lookin' aliens, a couple of ugly-lookin' aliens with four eyes, all pass you by as you sit in the hallway. You even recognize a few of the tall, spiky ones as 'Turians', from your knowledge gained by questioning the poor Officer.

(1/2)

>>183442613
(2/2)

>A few of the pedestrians give you some awkward glances, but nothing more. No questions, no running in fear. Their lack of a reaction puts you oddly at ease, perhaps you won't stick out as much as you previously thought.
>You turn your head in surprise as the door to the Detective's Office whooshes open.
>The Detective steps out into the hallway and gives you a nod. "Ready?" She asks.
>You rise up out of your chair. If being hungry meant being ready, you certainly were ready.
>You have a few options:

1)"Ready as I'll ever be. Let's go."
2)"I've got a few more questions before we go, actually..."
3)Give her a wink. "...Are you ready?"

>>183442785
1)
3) would be extremely weird and off putting so best to stick to being kind but not to forward if that makes sense
also yes i won't have to be staying up till 3 in the morning reading this

>>183442785
1

>>183442785
Go with 1.

>>183442785
1)

>>183443159
>>183443403
>>183443520
>>183445690
>>183442785

>You were too hungry to think of any more questions. Or anything else really. You decide to straight to the restaurant.
>You're pleasantly surprised to find that the restaurant is only a short walk from the station. It's a rather hole-in-the-wall place, consisting of a rather nondescript entrance, with a small neon-green sign displaying the establishment's name.
>The inside of the restaurant of the restaurant is a rather cozy affair, with only a few dozen tables for seating, low lighting, and large earthen-colored tapestries draped across the ceiling. It all felt very homey, but in a strange, alien way.
>A quirky blue alien greets you at the door, and then guides the two of you to a small booth near the corner of the restaurant.
>You take your seat across from Cyra and settle down into the comfortable upholstery. A stifled yawn bubbling to the surface reminds you of how tired you really are. Your stomach wasn't going to let you sleep, however.
>You open the menu the server had laid in front of you, taking note that Cyra was already busy browsing through hers with a thoughtful hum.
>As you glance over the menu written in a strange, flowing script, you realize you have no idea how to read this. Some of the menu items are written in blue, others in red. A few are written in green. You have no idea whats good and what could possible kill you.

(1/2)

>>183447268
(2/2)

>You stare at the menu for what feels like hours with a sense of sheer determination, trying your best to make sense of the manuscript without embarrassing yourself in front of Cyra.
>The blue alien approaches your table again. "Are you ready to order?" She asks.
>Cyra gives the waitress a small smile and then a nod, before glancing at you.
>Order? Already?
>Crap.
>You've got a few options:

1)"Yeah, I'll have this one." Roll the dice. Point to a random menu item.
2)"Uh, this one looks good."
a)Point to a blue menu item.
b)Point to a red menu item.
c)Point to a green menu item.
3)"Can I have some more time, actually?" Probably should ask Cyra for help.

>>183447435
3) can't let your self be poisoned now that your going for drinks after

>>183447435
>3)"Can I have some more time, actually?"
Just ask for help nibba not like you got any more pride to lose.

>>183447435
Pick b).
Either we destroy them, or they destroy us.

>>183447435
Ask whats today's special and have that

>>183447435
Ask for help, ask her about the whole dextro/levo thing. Should've seen someone in order to look into this.

>>183447435
>3) Ask Cyra for help

Don't ask for the femtur's help, we are going to get ill through that

2)b

>>183447435
3. Don't want to risk yourself getting sick. Ask her for help reading the menu, as well as the whole "dextro/levo" stuff. Maybe she knows if there is a quick way to test what you are. Better safe than sorry.

>>183447676
>>183447691
>>183447954
>>183448367
>>183448607
>>183447435

>You decide that gambling with your stomach isn't the best idea. You decide to ask Cyra for help.
>You give the waitress a sheepish smile. "I.. uh. Can I have some more time to decide? It all looks so good."
>The waitress gives you a quick nod, and then walks off. You notice Cyra eyeing you curiously.
>Leaning slightly over the table, you whisper to Cyra, "I have no idea what I'm doing."
>The Detective's eyes go wide. "You mean you've never ordered at a restaurant before? Does your species not have these?"
>"What? No. It's the menu. I can't read it."
>"Oh!" Cyra lets out a hearty laugh. "Well in that case, the blue items are dextro, the red ones are levo, and the green ones, well, they're safe for both. But between you and me, the green ones are by far the worst."
>You eye over the menu again, now with a renewed sense of clarity.
>"...And levo and dextro? What does that mean exactly?"
>"Well, it has to do with the chirality of your amino acids. I'm dextro, for example. And that Asari, that just served us? She's levo. It has to do with your species."
>"And I'm...?"
>Cyra shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know. If you'd asked sooner, I could've gotten some quick bloodwork done at the station."
>Well hindsight certainly was 20/20. You were just going to have to guess. Or play it safe. "Thanks anyway." You manage to mutter out.
>You have a few choices:

1)Order a blue menu item.
2)Order a red menu item.
3)Order a green menu item.

Taking a break after this, anons. I should be back later tonight to continue.

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>>183450862
Blue.

>>183450862
2) a allergic reaction would give a bad impression

>>183450862
Roll 1d3

>>183450862
Let's go the JFMSU route and go blue

>>183450862
This: >>183451214

>>183450862
Red, as much as ordering wrong can be funny

>>183450862
2, obviously.

>>183450862
>2)

>>183450862
red

>>183450862
As much as I'd vote red, voting green seems what someone would do if they had no idea. Until they knew for sure, that is. I go with 3.

>>183450862
Green. Putting myself in this guys shoes, I'd order safe for now. It might be worse, but I'm just hungry, and I don't feel like playing 50/50 right now.

>>183452540
>>183452745
That makes sense, change my >>183451950
to >3) pls

>>183450862
Red, we'll look adventurous without dying

>>183451691
>>183451850
>>183451986
>>183453012
>>183450862

>You're feeling adventurous tonight. You decide to order a red menu item.
>When the waitress comes around again, you're ready. You diligently point to a menu item written in red and politely order it. The waitress gives you a small nod.
>You listen as Cyra places her order. It's strange. The words sound familiar, but alien at the same time. You guess that there's no proper translation for whatever she just asked for. You realize that you have no idea what you asked for either. This could be quite interesting.
>The waitress gives Cyra a nod before remarking, "Excellent choice. I'll be right back." And then walking off again into the restaurant.
>Before you can even open your mouth to make small talk, the waitress returns with two tall glasses of clear liquid, setting one down in front of you, and the other in front of Cyra.
>You pick up the glass. It feels cold to the touch. "Is..this...water?" You ask.
>Cyra eyes you curiously. "Um, yes. Is that going to be a problem?"
>"What? Er.. no." You raise the glass to your mouth for a tentative sip.
>Ah. Yep. Just plain old water.
>You glance over at Cyra, who covers her mouth with a balled fist as she lets out a small cough.
>Now would probably be a good time to start up a conversation. At least until your food shows up.
>You hope you ordered right. This may be the last conversation you ever have.
>You have a few options:

1)Ask a question about the case. Be creative for all of these options.
2)Ask a question about Cyra.
3)Ask a question about something else.

Ok, I lied. THIS is the last one for now before I update later.

>>183455643
We ain't no junior detective, suhmuhuh.

2) Ask how she got the job and what not

3) ask her about the other species that are around you

>>183455643
2) Ask her if she has any hobbies

>>183455643
2. Ask her about her time in C-Sec, stories about arrests, investigations, trial, etc. Get a feel for C-Sec standard operating procedure.

>>183455643

This >>183456151
Lets learn more about her

>>183455643
Ask about Cyra.
Crack a joke about her having a big nose like Cyra-no de Bergerac.

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Mass Effect will never be good again because EA gutted Bioware of all its talent.

Rudimentary customers, you buy our games, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

There is a realm of corporate existence so far beyond development studios that you cannot even imagine it. We are beyond your comprehension. We are Electronic Arts.

EA? A label created by development studios to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they choose to call us is irrelevant. We simply are.

Games are nothing but a digital mutation, an accident. Their lives are measured by patches and new consoles. Your playerbase withers and you wind up in the used games bin. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything but pure profit.

The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Developers create new Intellectual Properties that rise, evolve, become more profitable. And at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished. Mass Effect was not the first. Even Dragon Age 2 did not create the concept of abandoning features that attracted the initial core fanbase in favor of mass marketability and meeting project deadlines. It merely did so, the legacy of my kind.

Your consumer culture is based on widespread advertising. Our advertising. By being exposed to it, your gaming library develops along the paths we desire. We impose profit margins on the chaos of game development. These games exist because we allow it. And they will have lucrative yet unsatisfying sequels because we demand it.

Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your favorite game's destruction. This exchange is over.

Andromeda is more like ME1 than 2 and 3 were.

>>183455643
Get to know her.

>>183455643
Pretty much what anon said here >>183456324
She probably has some interesting things to say about her job. If you have time, ask about activities she does outside of her job too.

lads, I downloaded the trial for andromeda and I'm nearing my 10 hours. So far I am actually really enjoying the game which surprised me a lot considering it got trashed, so what I'm wondering is...does it become shit soon? should I save my 30 bucks and not buy the full version?

>>183458403
If you're enjoying the beginning during the trial then you'll like the full game.

>>183458403
Honestly, multiplayer alone was worth what I paid.

>>183458403
You fell for the memes. It only gets better once it opens up, which is after Eos.

>>183458403
If you're enjoying it now you won't hate it later. The criticism of this game was overblown its not the best ever but its still a lot of fun especially post patches. Would recommend/10

>>183458403
Do not buy Andromeda.

>>183459295
can WORD this post!

>>183458403
Just pirate it

>>183461840
>being interested in disgusting concrete ass

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i wish we got some self assembling armor like in the dead space series

>>183419960
Same here. But you'd be gay if male gay sex aroused you, I suppose. None of those appeal to me.

>>183458403
If you're enjoying the open you'll probably enjoy all of it. The beginning of the game is probably the worst part.

>>183461984
you know thinking about it dead space and mass effect have a lot in common
>ancient artifacts that corrupt those around it
>groups wish to use these artifacts but don't understand their being controlled by it
>ancient alien species goes extinct because of those artifacts but leave their machine to destroy it
it just hit me now

https://twitter.com/GambleMike/status/888453548521828352
FUCK

>>183463025
also
>main protagonist is the only one that can interface properly that also isn't insane

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>>183463083
Dream's dead

It never existed

>>183463128
>Isaac Clarke
>not insane
Choose one.

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>>183463436
ok well not as insane like he still knows what he's doing
better then the fuck wad who took ellie's eye from 2

also side note in dead space 2 why the fuck didn't they armor up

>>183463083
Watch as Anthem dies and they scuttle back to their moneymaker, I am happy that ME:A2 died at least

>>183463083
>Still no fucking answers
Just let me know dammit.

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>>183463083
AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Goddammit. MvCi is not as good as it could be. Mass Effect is on ice. Why? All my favorite games a suffering

proper mass effect game when

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>>183465752
soon___________________

>>183465752
Who defines a proper Mass Effect game

>>183466089
Muh nostalgia does.

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Vetra a cute.

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>>183467389
the cutest

>>183467534
>>183467389
worst femtur

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>>183467581
you misspelled best

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>>183467534
Only the space hamster is remotely close in cuteness levels.

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starting my new femtur/human male meeting both families engagement party fic right now. probably several chapters by the looks of it.

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>>183467712
Good, looking forward to it, anon.

>>183467712
Looking forward to it anon, good luck

>>183467697
“Hey Faggots, My name is Scott, and I hate every single one of you.

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>>183467832
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend, to bring home to their parent(s).